Fear& - The LilyPichu Episode | Fear&

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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This is crazy. I can't believe about what I'm about to say. What if he did have like a spiritual awakening? Oh, Austin. Getting shot in the head. No, like what if he was like, I'm going to be nice and i don't want fascism anymore welcome to the fear and podcast uh i'm your guest, Lily Pichu, and I'm here with... Austin Show. Alexa Show.

Boy Boy. What? You're... Well, technically you are Boy... Yeah, that's right. I'm Boy Boy. Yeah, this is Boy Boy, and I'm... I did a thing.

Ready to do some wacky engineering adventures today. Boy, do we have an episode lined up for you guys thank you lily for coming on and immediately as a professional as a consummate professional starting the podcast because we usually have a hard time figuring out how to actually start the pod i mean i usually start it i don't know why that's a hard we also we also did go through not the direct line of communication where i could just like text you and be like hey you want to come on the pod and And I think we went through your PR. My brother.

Yeah. We went through your management. Did you find that odd Lily that we went through? And by the way, if I don't look at Lily guys, it's because this is my bad side. This is also my bad. And so we were both going to,

we're going to be like, yeah, we're going to be, it's going to be interesting. You guys look great on the corner. You don't understand. So do you feel as if it was odd that we reached out to you via your brother? You know what?

It is kind of, you guys, anyone could have just DMed me. I know. We're a professional podcast as well. We are. We are a professional podcast. We are a professional. We had a PR person. Well, had, because I don't think we're going to continue.

Yeah, we fired them. Is this something that we should be talking about publicly, Marsh, or do they even watch? We fired her brother? No, we didn't fire him. No, we had them. Is this something that we should be talking about publicly, Marsh? Or do they even watch? We fired her brother? No, we didn't fire him. We had a PR person that was supposed to bring us guests, and all the guests that they brought were people that we just had direct communication to. You didn't DM us. You just shouted at us.

Get in there. Yeah, that's right. I did. So, folks, if you haven't noticed, we brought back our two friends from Australia. They flew all the way back here. They're in the house. That was beautiful. That was perfect.

What? That was a really good accent. That's better than all the others. Maccas. That was really good. Is that not it? It's correct, like, spelling. In theory.

Maccas. Yeah. Maccas. Yeah. Rooting. Beautiful. Yeah, thank you. It means getting fucked.

I usually say just root. Really? No, I mean. So you can say, like, I'll root you. That's Yeah, thank you. It means getting fucked. I usually say just root. Really? No, I mean. So you can say like, I'll root you. That's like, oh, fuck. That's what it means? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you say it like that?

Is that what you say? Can you use it in context? Do you root? You just say, do you root? It's like, do you root? Yeah. It's a weird question. It means I want to have sex with you.

Oh, that's cool. But the question is, do you have sex? Root. That's interesting. That's so cool. I never knew that. Wow. It's kind of forcing someone into having sex with you because they have to admit that they don't have sex if they don't have sex with you but the question is do you have sex that's interesting that's so cool i never knew that wow it's kind of forcing someone who's having sex with you because i have to admit that they don't have sex okay wow that seems problematic aggressive language it's just outside of the question like you either have sex which means you're gonna have sex with me

or you just don't have sex at all and then then you get made fun of yeah oh virgin yeah so you don't have it's a trap. It's like a perfect trap. Sometimes it's just easy to have sex with someone, you know? Yeah. Going through that with you. Oh, God. People are going to call me a virgin.

I get that. Anyway, listen, let's address the elephant in the room. Okay. Out of respect for Lily Pichu, who is a registered Republican, I'm going to try to keep the politics to a bare minimum here. I would appreciate it. It's been really hard for me these past few days. The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump,

was shot in a Pennsylvania rally. In the ear. In the ear. The bullet grazed him. By the grace of God, as people are saying. Did you see that photo where he's like bad or something? Beautiful. It looked fucking dope. It's like an album cover. Yeah. Did you see that photo where he's like that or something? Beautiful. It looks fucking dope. It's like an album cover.

Yeah. It's like a photo. With the flag way in the background. So he gets hit with a bullet in his ear. And I don't even think until I saw the coverage afterwards how close it was. He literally turned his head a fraction of an inch. Yeah. And that bullet, had he not turned his head a fraction of an inch and that bullet had he not turned his head we would be having a very different conversation he got really animated talking about how like immigrants are are doing so much crime that he was like he turned to bobbing his head around

yeah yeah that's what he said he told his he told his doctor that he was he was looking at the immigration chart and was looking at it for reference. And because of that, he what if he what if immigrants saved his life and now he's actually pro-migrant? Or he's going to use the fact that he was looking at that policy at the same time to justify the policy. It was like God, perhaps. Oh, no, they are saying that. Oh, like every Republican, including Willie Petu, I assume, is saying God saved Donald Trump, which is weird because like someone else died behind Trump.

So I guess like God directed the bullet away from the God King Emperor himself and into the brain of a peasant behind him. God hated that guy. Yeah. God was like, this is the guy. Lily, what was your impression when that happened? Where were you? My heart stopped.

Did it really? Oh, yes, of course. It was very hard for me i was in traffic and immediately started texting like to be no memes aside i remember seeing all of twitter people just started tweeting like every single tweet was about that and i looked it up and like holy shit we're living through history right now yeah and you turned on the tv no oh okay i i did well i was in traffic i don't unless somebody the president

united states gets sure you tune into i tuned into i literally i kid you not no cnn yes yes and hassan so i popped on the news and flipped open my laptop because twitch doesn't have an app on my fucking television so i flip open the laptop turn on hasan abi because i need to hear your commentary over the news because your commentary over the news is better than the news yeah i like i like him as a commentator i couldn't tell if you're being sarcastic no i'm being genuine like i'm genuinely probably one of his biggest fans okay like him as a friend though do i like him as a friend? Do I like him as a friend? Yeah, no, no. We definitely like each other

as a friend, but if he wasn't cool and a political commentator, we probably wouldn't be friends. Okay. I'll be honest. Him being famous definitely helps our relationship. I like that honesty. What does that even mean? No, no. Me being famous is giving

you zero benefit. What do you mean it's giving you? What do you mean? What? Oh, I guess the podcast. Yeah, I wasn't even thinking about that. No, Hasan and I would have, Hasan and I, I don't know, we would have ran into each other at a frat party or something, probably.

Frat party. Yeah, absolutely not. He was, I love talking about this. His college years were spent with him going to Applebee's and having his same drink at the same time every day by himself. I used to drink milkshakes at Applebee's. Did you have a good college experience, Lily? I went to community college.

So you were at home? I was at home. I had the dorm experience. What about you guys? Yeah, mine was great. I dropped out of like 60 degrees. Do you all have college degree stuff?

I do. What did you major in? Political science. Okay. Sorry. You did the same thing as him. Political science. I know it may shock you, but I have a bachelor's in business administration. Oh, no way. I know. A lot of people don't know that I'm educated.

It's hard to tell. No, I know. I know. Have you dropped out? I did nursing, teaching, social work. You did everything. All of them. All three of those things you'd be horrible at.

I reckon I'd be a good social worker. You're going to set people on fire soon. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was planning to do in social work as well. I thought I would befriend the kids and make them trust me by committing crimes with them. That was genuinely my plan. I'll be the cool guy.

Then we dropped out and I went to North Korea. North Korea? What a bridge. That was it. That's why. They did. That's why I know them. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I watched their documentary. I probably seen their documentary. I watched their documentary, Getting a Haircut in North Korea, like years before I ever actually met them. Yeah, seriously. They went to North Korea.

Yeah, that's not a joke. We can watch it if you want. No, not right now. Also, we talk about it so much. We have Lily on the podcast. Now we're going to watch a three-hour documentary. I didn't mean... You're South Korean?

My favorites when I go on the Uber and they're like, where are you from? I'm Korean. And they're like, what kind of Korean are you? Wait, do they say that? Are there a lot of North Koreans? Do they say that? No, it's just like, which Korea are you from?

And I'm like, South Korea? Surely they've never gotten a different answer. No. What if the Uber drivers that are driving her around are based? They're like, actually, I'm a Korea unifier. And therefore, it's all Korea, technically. You should just tell them that you're from North Korea and see what they say. Just be like, what city in Korea are you from?

Just be like Pyongyang and just see what they do no you don't want to fuck with them it's it's such a ridiculous question to ask though well i don't think it's like some i think a lot of the time it's not out of um ill intention it's just like ignorance they just genuinely don't know and they just want to know fair so i'm like i don't think well there's a lot of people out there you know. I don't think they've ever met someone from North Korea. Unless it's like Yanmi Parks. Also a Trump supporter like you.

That's true. It's kind of flattering that there are people out there who really think I'm really far right. Trump supporter. Evil bitch. I stole from Mr. Beast. There's just rumors. I abused Michael. There's just a rumor i abused michael like it's just there's so many rumors it this happens it's it's amusing to do this to very sweet people

i'm really an evil bitch yeah you get to know me a little bit more like like i think it's funny to like like you know tina kitten oh she's so sweet i know but it's like a baby i think it's funny to just say tina is evil behind this she's like yeah like yeah she's a terror yeah she's a terror yeah but the drama the drama is that um i was by way of my management asked about potentially participating in what i found out was this video almost a year ago. And then no follow-ups. If you reach out to Hasan, he tends not to respond. No, no, no. I said I would do it.

I said I was like, they said like three to five days possibly, but this was like a long-ass time ago. But now you're too cool for it. And I was like, yeah, no, I'd do it. And then they never reached back out. You should link up to him. He could fix the whole glasses thing. Oh, yeah, he fixed my eyesight. Well, Lily's eyesight is not fixed. Yeah, he didn't do it. And then they never reach back out. You should link up to him. He could fix the whole glasses thing. Oh, yeah.

He could fix my eyesight. Yeah. Well, Lily's eyesight is not fixed. Yeah. He didn't do it? What? He fixed a thousand people's eyesight. I'm so scared of LASIK.

Yeah. I'm scared of that thing. Are you a hypochondriac? No, but I've heard horror stories about LASIK. Yeah. I actually love glasses. Like what? I think it's, I think it looks, they shoot you. You go blind.

Oh. Like there are people who have gone blind. It's like LASIK gone wrong, I guess. What percentage? Probably very little. I mean, you could do like one eye at a time. Oh, blind in one eye. All they need is an eye patch. Do LASIK one eye and then see how it works, make sure you're

good, and then do the other eye. What if it's fucked up? Well, then you don't do the other eye. Better than being blind all at once. If you don't trust the process, I would just not do it. I think glasses are cool. No, I think they are cool too. I hate my glasses. Why? I think they shoot you.

They make you look intellectual. You look like you know intellectual. Yeah, you need it. I think for years and years, I actually would only wear them when I'm in front of the computer but now because my job revolves me being

in front of the computer all the time you look awesome they're not that bad can I try can I try hold on you ready I want to finish. What is the face you're making?

Now, every size. I don't know. Just in the just in the just in case it looked good. I had to make the face. Can you see it? I can't. You strike me as someone who loves how they look. Lily, how bad are your eyes?

Wait, hold on. Say again. This is fine. What? Lily? He was talking about something earlier. We're going to get back to that. You said you strike.

What do you mean by that? You said Austin strikes you as someone who likes having a look. Likes looking at himself. You seem very. You did say that earlier. I do like looking at myself. That's so lovely. Do you like looking at yourself?

Not particularly. I don't go home and go in the mirror and be like, I'm going to look at myself. I don't go home and sit in the mirror and masturbate. He does. He does open up Snapchat and look at himself quite frequently, though. But it's mostly to check to make sure everything's in order. Do you have, how bad are your eyes? Negative 2.5.

Let me see. Can I wear them? Yeah, sure. Oh, I can't see shit oh shit okay i could tell from like how thick these are that your eyesight is those are actually my old glasses so my new ones are even stronger okay i've just realized my eyesight has worsened because i can see better with these than my own glasses wait to be honest when i put your glasses on my it wasn't that bad yeah that's what's what I thought as well. Am I in trouble? Can I put yours on,

Lily? Yeah, sure. Oh, I love this thing where everyone tries on someone's glasses. They look good on you. Yeah. I'll be honest, it doesn't really... It's not blurry. This is my favorite thing because we're all 30 plus. No, this is people coming to

terms... Is this when you're wearing fake glasses? Go on. No, this is when you come to terms with the reality that you can't, your eyesight is bad. It just looks like it's. You look like Harry Potter's dad. Wait, are we all having a dead one? Yeah. Please stand next to me.

I can barely make out what March's back says. I can read it. I can read what it says. Like I know it says ghost in the Shell, but I can't read what's underneath it until I put my glasses on and it says Masamune Shiro. I can read the text below Rambo 3. Really?

There's nothing below Rambo. Oh. To the left. Yeah. Sylvester Stallone. Richard Garcia. You know what? I can't. To the left, yeah. Sylvester Stallone, Richard Garcia.

You know what? I can't. I can't read all of it. I mean, I could read a little bit of it, but my eyesight is pretty good. 20-20, they say. It's definitely not. I got the glasses on and you don't like genuinely it doesn't like genuinely. I got a little headache when I put it on.

They said I had 20-20 vision, but that was like I was like 7. I got a little headache when I put it on. He's defending his eyesight. They said I had 20-20 vision, but that was like, I was like seven. I feel a one through 10. How much do you love yourself? Oh my God. I'm just curious. I, you know what? I think about a six and a half.

Okay. That's above average. What about you? I don't want to say high now. No. I think I'd say like eight. I'm going to go back 7 Why did you change your answer? Well because I just felt like 6.5 was like

depressing so I think 7 is fine I'd say 8.5 9.5 9.5 What about you? Wow I'd say 5 5 or 6 why? Because I feel like I have bad days days and good days, you know?

So it's 50-50. Take it or leave it. I don't need it. I think it's better than less than average. Are there some days where you feel like a nine or a 10? Yeah, for sure. It's usually when I'm eating healthy. I've cut out sugar and I feel like a lot better about myself.

I'm being productive. I'm like doing work. I forget about that. Maybe that's why you guys gave such high marks because you're on the you're on the Hasanabi regime right now but we're also hungover oh true I don't know did you guys drink last night

yeah I did not I had one reluctantly I had one shot and then I left because I was unimaginably tired we had worked out prior then a 12 hour stream afterwards and then immediately went to this birthday party at 10 p.m.

We left at 10 p.m. which is a normal time to go to a birthday party. Yes, that's how you know you're old by the way. Yes, of course. It's a Saturday night. Normally back when I used to go out I would go out at like 10 p.m. March is 10 p.m. A valid time to go to a birthday party. Don't ask him. He's a Saturday night normally back when I used to go out I would go out at like 10pm March is 10pm a valid

time to go to a birthday party he's a party boy who else March is like 27 right I know but he's fucking parties like he's 18 and also he nodded so there you go we'll never get back the fleeting beautiful

days of our youth no that's what I'm saying but you know what I'm starting to embrace elderly age. Okay, you don't need to say elderly. But you're like 33, too. You're 30. No, I'm not. I'm not 33. He likes a lot.

Hasan is older than me. You're not 33? No, I'm younger than 33. What? Not by a lot. You know what? I don't care. We're all 30 plus, right?

Yeah. Yes. It's the same shit. We're all going the same way anyway. Yeah. I mean, look, I don't, I don't care. We're all 30 plus, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's the same shit. We're all going the same way anyway. Yeah. I mean, look, I used to care more about age. I don't care as much anymore. I don't care.

I used to be terrified of turning 30. Yeah. Ever since I turned 27, I'm like, oh shit, I'm practically 30 now. But I think if you're like a micro dose turning 30, like at 27, you're like freaking out. By the time you turn 30, it's like not even a thing. Yeah. Well, I just told people I was 30 when I was 27. Oh, that's smart.

And then I was like, I feel 30. And then when it happened, I was like, I've been this way for four years. Yeah, good. Now what are you going to do for 40? I'm telling people now I'm 40. They're like, wow, you look great for 40. They say that all the time. God, that's genius.

What a genius thing. Yeah, but by the time you're actually. I'm going to start telling people I'm 60. Tell them you're older than you are. It works well. That's genius. What a genius thing. I'm going to start telling people I'm 60. Tell them you're older than you are. That's genius. Wow, you look amazing for 60. Thank you so much. You feel like an 8.5 out of 10. That's your secret. The problem is when you tell them you're 40 and you're like,

man, you only look like 38. You're like, fuck. What's your favorite age so far? What's your favorite age so far what's your good question i'm a hell of an interviewer 26 26 why is that michael's 26 are you are you older than him oh yeah have you always liked younger men no i didn't know till i met michael of course, of course. No, no. Well, when I first met him, I was like, I'm sorry I like you, but like, I can't date you. You're like a little brother to me, you know?

I did all of that, right? That's the kiss of death, Lily. I know, I know, I know. And I try to tell myself, like, don't. Ooh, yeah. You probably wanted you more that way, though. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Hey. No, hey. This is backfiring. But when you like someone. Yeah, you like. No, it's fine. You're both. You're both. Both adults.

Old adults. And it's fine. Old adults. Old adults. And look, I mean, people would argue that Hassan and I have a problematic age gap in our friendship. No, they wouldn't. Oh, I definitely.

Yeah. Some people were like, wow, that's weird that they're friends and he's a few years older. No, they would say you're much older than me. People find it a little... Who's people? Oh, just people in the audience. Austin likes to refer to people all the time to make up a weird narrative. And then two weeks later in the episode, two episodes later, he'd be like, people are saying this and I hate it.

And it's like, bro, you started the rumor. It's a Streisand effect yeah like i started this rumor that him and i were burying children together oh and then people believe it like most people did not believe it no no yeah we were burying no like boring them like we like we we adopted several children together and people still people are like, isn't that Austin's boyfriend? And I'm like, that's ridiculous. That's what people know me as, Austin's boyfriend. That's how they know me as globally.

I don't believe what people say about you. Thank you so much. That's such a good one. Have you ever done that to people? Every time. I love that. No, you go up and say, I won't believe all ever done that to people. Every time. I love that. No, you go up and say,

ah, I won't believe all that shit that says about you. Yeah. Specify who says it. Okay. Like, I don't believe what they say about you. I think you're actually a really cool person.

And then they're like, what are they saying? So 26 was your favorite age. That's amazing. This is my favorite ages now age is now yeah me too it's the present i think it's better uh maybe like maybe 26 is my favorite age too you know what they say they always say they're like before twitch it's really good in your 30s because you have money now and i'm like wait but i had it money in the 20s does that mean my 30s aren't going to be as good as yes what more money what you make more money i know but money you know what i've learned if you say money can't buy happiness i will hurt you you know what i haven't learned a lot i've got a lot more to learn, you're saying that because you're rich, Austin.

That's a rich people speak. Okay. I have, I was not, you guys are putting words in my mouth. I don't think he was even going to say it. I wasn't even going to say that. He has said it before. I knew he was going to say that. Look, money isn't everything, but it is a lot.

Money isn't everything. Not having it when you don't have it. It is everything though. No, it is. You're right. And having money, when you don't have it, it is everything though. No, it is. You're right. Having money when you have problems, it isn't one of your problems and it makes that

problem a little bit less difficult than it would have been. So wise. Oh my God. I want you to rewatch this podcast. I'm literally taking what you said. Thank you so much. I want to say it's a privilege and I'm thankful.

And I just want to say I'm thankful for every one of you. And I'm digging myself into such a table. I really like, yeah. Thank you so much, Lily. I appreciate it. I'm so happy for you. Did you, have you always had money? They're not asking any questions.

I'm shouldering the load here. I'm letting you do your thing. We could just have a conversation. Did you grow up wealthy? What's your MBTI? What's that? What's that? Oh, man.

Is that where it says HDTJ? HDTJ. The four letters. Oh, ENTP, that thing. I was ENTJ. ENTJ.GTV The four letters The four letters Oh ENTP That thing You're ENTJ I was ENTJ ENTJ I don't know

You don't know And you don't know Ian Whatever ENTJ Yeah it's like a personality type I think it might be ENTJ Is that the outgoing one?

Is that the outgoing It's outgoing yeah Then that's the one What are you What are you INFP But it doesn't mean anything INFP INFP I- it doesn't mean anything.

INFP? INFP. Can I take a test online to figure it out? Yes, just take the test. What does that mean? What does INFP mean? We'll do that behind the paywall. Introverted. Introverted.

Fantastic. Popular. No, no, no. I'd like to say that I'm extroverted. Of course you are. Yes, dude. Are you kidding me? I'm extroverted, but I also have introverted of course you are yes dude were you kidding me i'm extroverted but i also have

introverted tendencies so like when i get like i i do tend to like want to shut down and go have my own space like hassan wants me to stay with him a lot and i will go me i will go you seem to really like hassan i do you mention him every other sentence. Well, he does not. He's just faking it for the vlog. Do you see how he's not returning the love? As soon as the cameras are off, he's going to just be like, oh, I'm done. You know, like in a relationship, there's like the dog, the golden retriever

and the black cat, right? So you're the retriever. He's definitely the black cat. So you act like, stop it Austin. But Austin's like, come on Hassan. Let's go like drink or whatever the fuck. I agree. I take on, Austin. Let's go drink or whatever. I agree. I take offense to this. I would rather be the dog.

If we were dating, I'd be the needy one for sure. Oh, we know. Oh, yeah, dude. We would not be dating. No, no. Really? If I was a sexy lady you know what is that big well movies you know what i mean i don't know i don't really sexy lady with big boobies

whatever the moment that you the moment that you're like why aren't we spending enough time together you're always streaming i'll be like all right well i guess it's over this relationship wow you guys feel like the third wheel too yeah they're in a gay relationship themselves oh yeah that's at least according to brian last night our buddy he said you were in that as well yeah i know he kept referring to us three as my gay guys my gay friends the first thing that happened when we arrived at the party he just like my gay friends everybody and it's like we're in west hollywood so like, you know, we're like, okay. Are you saying there's something wrong with that?

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. There's something wrong with being gay. I'm anti-gay. No, but like, I'm saying that no one would assume that he's joking. I also wear like, got Australian accents. It's kind of effeminate on its own.

I love the accent. I wish I could do accents better. Want to hear my Russian accent? Yes, let's hear it. Thank you. Yay! Want me to hear my Russian accent? Oh, I thought you were going to do a different accent. No, no. No, I can only do if I have to take away some of those.

You were too good. Hello, my name is Boris and I do Russian accent is that good? I have to say I love Vladimir Putin because otherwise I won't be here

you have to nail this right now I can't do it you can't do a Russian accent? you're basically Russian you're both basically when I say that he takes it as a compliment You can't do a Russian accent? Yeah, do a Russian. You're basically Russian. You're both basically Russian. When I say that, he takes it as a compliment. It'll all be Russian. It'll all be Russian.

Australian accent is cool too, though. What? Australian accent. Yeah, it's very nice. Can you do an Australian accent, Alex? Do an Australian accent. No. Nor.

Nor. Nor. Nor. Hassan's got to be the worst at accents that I've ever seen. Can you do any accent? Nor. He's Australian once sometimes hits. Yeah.

And it's just like, it's arbitrary. I think it's when we're really tired and then he does it. And it's like, oh yeah, very good Hassan. That's, that's when it's good. Yeah. This is what I do to them when the cameras are off. I'm just like constantly speaking to them in an Australian accent and being like do you like it say you like it

your resonance depends on it I think last year was your big Australian arc you were doing it for like a week straight I don't do it anymore do I do it? no I don't really do it I don't do it at all Lily what's going on in your life

you're so funny I'm just trying to include you I want you to be a part of this experience I found that If I act like he does I don't want him He'll want me more No but truth be told I'm a homosexual And

And I I'm a homosexual. And... Wait, what? And I... Hasan knows this, but like, he is a very attractive man, but I have envy of Hasan. Like, attractive envy. Like, I would want to be him. Do you want to... I don't want to be with him. I wish you were as attractive as Hasan, and you find him attractive. No, I'm not. I don't... I think he's very attractive, and I'm

confident in myself, but I do... I wish I was just as tall as him. I've never seen someone look so sad when someone's saying that about them. Yeah. You look depressed. Why are you depressed? It's because you say it every podcast. It's because my favorite president got shot. I know.

We didn't really talk about that. I know. We skipped it. You know, we were meant to be there. Yeah. We had tickets to the rally. So we had tickets to that exact rally.

And last minute we were like, it's going to be boring. No way. Alex licks we were like, it's going to be boring. No way. Alex links me like a thing in like messenger and it's just like sneaker fest is on the same day. We could go there. And it was in Anaheim. So we're like, oh, we don't have to go on the flight. It's easier to do.

And then when we're at the sneaker con, Hassan texted me and was like, Donald Trump just got shot. But there were Donald Trump sneakers at the thing and no one else. I looked on the news and it wasn't on the news yet. So I was like, I have to buy these sneakers because they're going to go up in value if he died. Cause I thought he had died. So I ran around, I couldn't find the sneakers. They were $500,000.

You make it happen. Get a mortgage. Yeah. Do you regret not going? A little bit. I do Which is really sad You could have been shot

That's the thing But I could have shot The best damn video out there Yeah Dude you That video would have been Fucking awesome Imagine two six foot four guys

In the crowd Just ahead of everyone else Dude I also would have Called you guys on Discord We could have done On the ground correspond We could have been on Hassan's stream, Alexa. More.

Yeah. No, I'm just saying, from my perspective. Lily, you've been a guest on Hassan's stream, right? No. No. I just said hi today, actually, which was pretty new. Would you ever be a guest on his stream? Heck yeah.

You should. But I'm not. It's a lot of sitting there. Talking with it. No, I don't. I'm a little shy about my views no i understand well yeah directly conservative it's yeah it's dangerous out there uh yeah they're shooting them what do you mean they shot the president yeah yeah it's yeah you have to be

very careful yeah you have to be a a a physically very fit man like donald trump in order to be able to dodge the bullets yeah you know a specimen fascists are under attack yeah it's really messed up anyway look the reason why i brought that up is because one i wanted to talk about how you guys almost went and then you know decided not to because you thought it would be boring that's um that's like streaming and uh the other reason is because because the likes of Keemstar, if you could pull this up please, Marge, looked at a historic event

where... What's going on? Let the girls talk. Sorry, sorry, sorry. What part of Keemstar balls you? What's happening? I just told him we're going to have to look to the left. Oh, yeah. Because he not writes it so ugly ugly yes so you pull it up in any case uh once in a lifetime historic event unfolding we don't know if the president is gonna be all right or not and what does drama alert do what

does keemstar do he fucking clipped me and was like claiming that i was saying that the fucking shooting is staged which i was not but i find it very strange like the youtuber like pervert brain of looking at it once in a lifetime event and being like how can i make this about someone i dislike online like that was his immediate reaction because i was saying he was clip farming, which he was. He got shot. He got shot and the first instinct he had, he's such a fucking media demon, was to get up and throw the fist and have that awesome photo. Literally farmed a clip.

Which will lead him to win every state. I think we would have done that though. Oh yeah, I would have done it. Are you kidding? I would have hit the floor and been like this all the time. I would have cried. There's no way. That's very scary. Yeah, it's terrifying.

I can't imagine. I do. This is crazy. I can't believe about what I'm about to say. What if he did have like a spiritual awakening? I lost him. It's true. Getting shot in the head.

No, like what if he was like, I'm going to be nice and I don't want fascism anymore? What if that happened? Well, he could be pro gun control after this. Like being shot in the head. I don't think so. Dude, come on. Americans, brother. It happens every day.

Dude, a mass shooting occurred in Parkland, Florida, and the Republican Party's strategy for that was to arm the teachers. They started a program where they were giving 500 subsidies to the teachers that would go out and bring their own gun to school and train guns yeah at a time at a time when yeah you love guns at a time when the teachers didn't have money for school supplies and they were paying out of pocket for school supplies the florida government was like we have money we'll give you some money as long as you bring your gun to school how much does a gun cost a A lot. How much

is one gun? I don't know. That's a good question. Probably like 50,000 bucks. Brandon's America, brother. I think they're cheaper. The funniest part is that Republicans were tweeting that liberals are going to use this attempted assassination to try to take away our guns.

Literally. So even when they're the... You know. They're the victims of... And the perpetrator. And for the record, I want to make sure everybody knows, we do not endorse the events that happened. No.

That Trump rally. Don't do a Trump rally. Exactly. Not smart. Not good. Don't run for president if you're like Donald Trump. I don't do a Trump rally. Exactly. Yeah. Not smart. Not good. Don't run for president if you're like Donald Trump. I don't know if Mr. Beast ran for president. I'd probably vote for him.

Yeah. I mean, you know, he's got great, very strong views. Idealistic. Yeah. He's got very strong views. Like I liked his view of like half gay marriage. Yeah. Yeah. He said,

he said he would talk to both sides. He saw, he said he talked to the left is and the right is. Yeah. To, to, you know, build a meeting of the minds,

a cabinet of the greatest minds. Mr. Beast can do it. Yeah. When he said he would talk to left is like, I know he was talking like, I, I think I might be one of the only people he knows that is like actually on

the left so i think i was getting a mention there so i can't be talking too much that's why you endorse him yeah that's why i endorse him for i'm his labor secretary i mean he has built houses for people so maybe that would translate thing into like if he was in office he'd build more houses maybe well if he's doing the compromise Probably like half a house Yeah As long as he doesn't Take away my gun Yeah

Half a gun Do you have a gun? No Okay What would be your Method of like Fighting back? Yeah fighting back

Oh so Pepper spray So there was one time I was walking to my house It was really dark And Michael was doing A little epic prank You know where he like snuck behind me

and was like, so this really like I'm sorry. So that really showed me what I would do in like that situation because what I did was when he scared me, I just went like, and just did this and I'm like, you know, just like stop. I just stopped moving. It's effective. I just went like, ah, and just did this. I'm like, please, you know, just like stop. Very effective.

I just stopped moving. It's effective. It is. Yeah. I just turtled. The assassin would feel bad. Hopefully. I could never have a weapon like, well, I don't know.

I may or may not have a weapon like that. But if I did, it wouldn't be smart because I just don't think I've got too much anxiety. And if somebody like, I forgot somebody was coming over. Yeah. Just be like, are you blasting? Well,

and I probably kill my cats on accident. I just don't want. I think you're allowed to do that in some states, right? Kill your cats. Just shoot people who come to your house. Yes. Texas.

Yeah. No, a lot of states. You definitely can do that. Yeah. It's stand your ground laws where if somebody breaks in your house you can just kill them. That's so scary.

I have pepper spray. I feel like that's very effective. That's illegal in Australia. Pepper spray? They're a woke country that have been taken over by wokes. You can't have nunchucks in Australia. You can't have pepper spray? You can't have nunchucks? I think it's a false flag.

You can't. That's ridiculous. It's crazy. What major terrorist attack was a pepper spray attack? There was a nunchuck one. Oh, really? That's insane. That'd be crazy.

That'd be kind of badass. Yeah, if you're getting your ass beat by a dude in nunchucks, it's like you have to respect it. Like the amount of time and effort that that person put in to be able to use that as a weapon efficiently. To not hurt himself. I have no pride in somebody

saying they could kick my ass. You know what I mean? You know when people come up and say, I'm going to ass i'd be like you probably would wait people say that no no but like if somebody was like i want to fight you and i'm gonna beat your ass and be like you know what you probably would so i'm not gonna do it no offense but now when you say like oh yeah people say this people say that i have trust oh no no no i don't think no no nobody's saying when i say when i say people say this i don't say they're saying it to me, but like just generally speaking like when people say these things

not to me personally because nobody's ever threatened. Well, actually I did get into almost into a fight one time and it was because I left my car running and I think I told this story but I left my I left my car running. I backed it into a spot and I left it running to go get some food and

the guy was like, hey, turn your fucking car off. And I was like, that was rude. I'm going to leave it on. And the guy stole your car. No, no. And then I came out and it was a big scene.

The guy's like, you self entitled little fucking prick. Wait, he cares about the environment that much? No, he said I was blowing exhaust in his face and I don't know what that was. Well, I was like,

and I was like, first of all, this is stop trying to fuck my. Yeah. I was like, it's fine you're you're fine and he got really pissed and he was on a date and you know what he said he's like yeah nice car nice a daddy to buy it for you yeah and he's talking about his song and i was like no people are crazy yeah people are crazy i'm always like wary of road rage stuff Oh yes It just takes one crazy person Have you ever been in a situation like this?

Like an altercation? There was one time Michael and I were He was driving and then I think he Almost A person was walking and he didn't see him But he stopped in time right? The person got really angry and he Oh shit And then Michael like flipped him off and then the person

like what did you do and i'm like honey just don't do it it's not worth it don't engage just say sorry and just like move you know lily you've got a great point i refuse to engage no no it's not worth it anymore i used to when i was younger i used to like honk at people i remember getting into it with this guy i honked at him then he honked back and we were like windows down. Fuck you! I think it's a little bit fun. I do it in a really friendly way just being like like smiling straight at them.

I'm just so scared like what will set off like maybe they're having a bad day. And people have guns here. That's the point. Yes. Yes. That's why conservatives are right. An armed society is a polite society. Conservatives! Democrats are just jealous that we Republicans are unified.

Yeah. Yeah. So unified that one Republican shot the president. Just in the head. I'm a centrist. Hassan, have you ever gotten any road rage? Are you a road rager? Oh, I've gotten road rage, yeah.

What about altercations? Like, any altercations? Yeah, I've gotten road rage, yeah. What about altercations? Like, any altercations? Yeah, I mean, I used to get in the fights all the time. Really? Yeah, in college. Really? Like, for what? All the fucking...

Give me an example. What do you mean? Well, I was in New Jersey. Give me an example. I was in New Jersey. Did you win? And getting... I've won a bunch of fights, and I've also lost.

Really? What does it feel like to lose a fight? It fucking feels awful get you know you just fall down as he stars like I've been sucker punch is anybody ever like hit you knocked you out and called you the F slur

people have called me people wouldn't know that you're unconscious people have called me the F slur before I got into fights because I'm okay with it I didn't get called it growing up I I've been called the F slur I've had other people get called the F slur that I've been called the F-Sler before. I've gotten into fights because... I'm okay with it. I didn't get called it growing up. I've been called the F-Sler. I've had other people get called the F-Sler that I've defended. Oh, really?

Yeah. Damn. Before. Yeah. Damn. Dude, have you ever been called the F-Sler? New Jersey. What do you mean? The F-Sler is like the most normal word to use there.

I mean, people have called me the F-Sler. Jersey, are you from? It's rare. It's rare. You know, I've broke up a fight with a fire extinguisher. Oh, that was really good. That's awesome. We stole fire extinguishers and we're running down the street and some guys were fighting

and we're like, they're on the ground and we're like, let's just spray them. And we did and they stopped fighting and they chased us and we ran away and we saved their lives. You united them. Yeah. And it caused the other. Really, really good. Which is nice. I like that.

It's good. Sorry, my brother is calling me. I don't know if it's an emergency or not. You can take it. No, I'm not going to call him. Okay. Would you do a boxing match, Lily? Like Michael? I thought about it because after seeing Creator Clash 1 and 2 I was so inspired. I'm like, I could do that.

Who would you fight? Oh, I want to beat up yvonne or okay you didn't have to say it like that i was gonna be really funny yo fuck yvonne yeah yvonne if you're watching i'll fight you um yvonne's a big watcher pod watcher yeah oh she is yeah the big hasanabi head austin show fan um not sure about the second part but but the plot lost her, yeah. What? You missed it. You got owned. It's okay.

It's okay. I understand. Nothing matters to Austin except for the positive affirmation of you. Yeah. Thank you. Who else would you fight? Saikuno. Just to keep you really funny.

You know what I mean? I feel like you could beat his ass. i feel like you can beat his ass i feel like you can beat his ass i don't want to fight i'm like punch me i have a i have a fantasy of like participating in creator clash yeah but the training i know so it's just a fantasy i'm not gonna do yeah and I have this fantasy of like, like getting paired with like one of those homophobic kick streamers. And me just. I feel like they beat your ass though.

Well, probably. That's why it's a fantasy. But like training, you know, and then like, you know, at least I'd look better than them. Yeah, and then you beat them. And then I beat, no, but I beat the shit out of them in pride shorts. That's awesome. Like pride shorts. And then like I come out to like ABBA or some like gay

ass, like just super homo erotic. Like I have drag queens in my corner. Like it's super erotic and they just get their fucking ass looks. Yeah, they'll get intimidated. Yeah. Like he's so confident. Or

because he's so homophobic, he gets extra enraged and kills you. Sweet, a hate crime. Because, yeah, because like think about how many years I would set back the gay community if I did that and got my ass kicked. Yeah, you can't. You can't. I can't. I can't risk that. No, you have to.

It's a lot of confidence. What I really want to do when I was meant to do Ludwig's chess boxing boxing event i thought it'd be really funny to take you to viagra beforehand and just have an erection it'd be so off-putting for the for the opponent because they're there they'd be like but it turns out bagger like thins your blood and if you get hit in the head or like in a bad way like it's much worse i like how you've looked into this so much you've looked at the side of that we were we were listed What's your fantasy? He wants to be fighting that guy. I like that the thing that didn't

stop him was the possibility of having a boner while fighting, but instead if I get hit in the head. I just think it's the edge. It's going to fuck him up. Don't be distracted. You're a boner? Or they can get excited. You're fighting myth. No one's... It's going to fuck them up. Like, they're... Don't be distracted. Or they can get excited.

It's a myth. You're fighting myth. Yeah, I would have scared him. Scared him with my pee pee. It's insane. How do my people lose to these guys? Well, I guess we dominated for this reason. The excellent techniques of the Serbian army. Maybe if we all have erections.

I've never taken Viagra. No, really? Neither have I. No. I'd like to be on a Viagra commercial. Have you ever thought about what it's like to... Have a penis? Mm-hmm. Yeah, if I could switch bodies for like a day.

What would you do? Just to see what it's like. What would you do? I don't know. Jerk myself. Are you like... Yeah. switch bodies for like a day what would you do see what it's like what would you do i don't know yeah it is the best thing you can do with your dick right like what else do you do it's kind of the only thing we do with it other than p being public yeah that's really good that's a game well there was a i'll be honest i i think some women do that too really you're standing i went to a, what?

I was in a, well, I was in a public restroom. I was waiting in line and this woman went in and I was like, Oh, perfect. You know, when a lady goes in,

usually it's like, Oh great. Dry toilet seat. Thank God I can sit. You know what I mean? And I go in and it's fucking just drenched. Maybe she was sweaty. No,

it was like, it was in and I was drenched before. And I don't know about you guys now this may be a little gross but if a toilet seat is like peed on i will clean it same because i don't want anybody to think that i was the guy that did that that's not the reason i don't want to be anywhere near it no no no i mean oh to even pee yeah to pee oh okay that's what's like beautiful because i don't want to be the guy I don't want them to know I don't want to walk out

You don't want them to think you did it That's why you always make a comment I do that usually when I walk out I'm like oh I'm the little boy that guy did I usually reach inside a toilet paper Touch a bit of poo and then wipe it on the toilet seat And then walk out of it That's lovely

I fuck it up further I I fuck it up further. I'm like, ah, it's fucked up anyway. If I'm on a plane and I got to go do that sinful act, number two,

some people say, I will go to the back of the plane. Oh. In the toilet? Or what do you think? No, I'll go shit on the people

in coach. Classic rich man, dude. Do you fly first class? What the fuck? I'm sorry. Your questions are so funny i'm sorry lily i'm sorry lily i'm funny i'm sorry you're avoiding the question when uh uh i've flown first class when i've gotten sponsored and pay for my flight yeah that's when i get business yeah i thought it just thought it was just exactly. Yeah, no, I agree. It's definitely a waste. What are you talking about? You literally almost always only fly business class. Oh, wow.

That's, that's wonderful that you love yourself that way. I do. I think it's, I think it's good for your body. I have a good reason. Whenever I fly business class, it's so nice. It is. Yeah, I know. No, they treat you like a human being.

That's how everyone should be treated. I think that should be the norm. No, there's like a difference in how they treat you like they talk to you when you're in a different it's not even not even a joke which is really nice well like if you're in coach they will go ahead wait coach is economy yeah if you're in coach like like i remember sitting in comfort plus and i was like trying to order drinks and they're like i'm like it's included we're not serving drinks right now but if you to order drinks and they're like I'm like it's included we're not serving drinks right now but if you're in first class they're like

welcome Miss Peachy would you like orange juice, champagne, water, what would you like it's like so nice I don't care about any of those amenities I just need leg room like we're pretty much the same I'm fine with a leg room

I am literally twice your width Yeah but leg room is this way I know but it's not just leg room It's just like I'm taller than you And also I don't know how you do it Well I'm just used to sitting like this The whole time I stand up like

I'm up like That's good So you don't get deep vein thrombosis I stand up like... We're always in our face. I'm up like... They're jumping jacks. That's good. So you don't get deep vein thrombosis. Yeah. Deep vein thrombosis. Yeah. DVT.

DVT. That's right. You gotta keep... Yeah. You don't really get strokes? No, it's... Yeah, blood clots that could lead to... Blood clot in your leg.

That's what that is? Yeah. I remember one time when I was a kid, I got off a plane and my hands were like seized in this position for like two hours after that. And I was scared kid, I got off a plane and my hands were seized in this position for two hours. I was scared it was going to be the rest of my life. Is that

deep vein thrombotomy? No, that sounds like something I don't know. That's crazy. No, no, it ended up in two hours. This is the default position sometimes. When I was younger, I used to always fall asleep on my arm and wake up and...

Oh my God! And immediately jerk yourself off. No, like when you fall asleep on your arm, your dead arm, but you look down and you expect it to be there, but it's somewhere else. And you're like, fuck. And I used to wake up screaming. I've had it where I wake up and I'm like, fuck. I used to wake up screaming. I've had it where I wake up and I'm like, the first time it happened, I started just

like swinging around like banging it on my bedside table because I thought my arm was dead. You guys are cavemen. You're cavemen. It's like when I go to the dentist, you know, they like make your mouth, they use anesthetic. When I was a kid, all I'd do

as soon as I did that, I'd just bite my cheeks as hard as I could. And now I've got so many scars inside my mouth from every time I went to the dentist. They use anesthetic. Yeah. When I was a kid, all I do as soon as I do that, I just bite my cheeks as hard as I can. And I've got so many scars on my mouth from every time I went to the dentist. You guys are funny. I'm learning so much about these people that I let into my home. And I don't like it. I have to sleep in recovery position every single night because otherwise I get dead arms. Wait, really? Yeah, 100%.

Why? Because if I lay on this. I sleep on my side. No, that's so interesting. Tell me you can hold him. I want to know more. How do you sleep? I'm just trying to continue.

Side, side. Feet up. Wait, really? I can't sleep on my side. You guys are crazy. Do you guys sleep naked? On your back, like a cadaver. No. When I was a kid, I used to be scared. I can't sleep naked. I don't want to sleep with my hands on my side. You guys are crazy. Do you guys sleep naked? On your back. Like a cadaver. When I was a kid, I used to be scared.

I don't want to sleep with my hands on my chest because I thought I was dying. You know, like in the morgue. And every time I notice it, I'm like... What the fuck? I think it's better for your skin if you sleep on your back. I know, and I can't do it. On your side, it rinkles.

Did you guys hear about the corduroy pillowcase? What? Corduroy pillowcase? You haven't heard of it? No. That's surprising. It made headlines. Really? Tell us. It made headlines. No, it didn't. What if?

The corduroy pillowcase made headlines. Is this a sponsor? I don't know. I'm trying to be... It made headlines. Lines in your? I don't know. I'm trying to be... It made headlines. Does it? Lines in your face. Oh, it was a joke. It was a joke.

Oh, my God. I was like, fuck. What is this new technology? Yeah, I was actually really interested. Wait, because you probably have a silk pillowcase, right? Yes. Because that's... Yes.

What else can I be having? Yeah, you have a silk pillowcase and so do I because it's better for your skin. And I was thinking, wow, corduroy. What is can I be having? Yeah, you have a silk pillowcase and so do I because it's better for your skin. And I was thinking, wow, Koi D'Ore, what is this medical breakthrough? You guys do like skincare routine stuff like toners. I do now. Moisturizers.

What brand do you use? Well, a bunch. I use Epion's. Epion's? Epion's, yeah. Is SK-II good? SK-II is really good, yeah. So I use SK-II and I use another Shiseido or something.

Damn, you got the high tier shit. That's like,-II and I use another Shiseido or something. Damn, you got the high tier shit. Is that good? That's what I think. I may need to switch to that. Super expensive. I have an esthetician that says Epionce is really good. I use the serum. I think it's like for a person. It's one of them Korean and one of them is Japanese, I think.

I try to cover both ends. Okay. You know what I mean? Interesting. As a Korean, I feel really welcome. No, because I know they got the top. They got maxed out skincare out there. Korea's like crazy with skincare. Yeah. The whole 10 step skincare routine.

I don't do it, but. How many steps do you do? I do. First, I do. I wash my face with a cleanser. Then I use an oil-based cleanser. And then I use toner. And then I use essence.

And then I use a serum. And then I use an oil-based cleanser, and then I use toner, essence, and then I use a serum, and then I use a moisturizer. I use eye cream, and then when I'm going out... Do you use snail cum? See, I tried using snail cum, but I heard that if you're allergic to dust or certain things, it might give you a reaction. Oh, shellfish. Yeah, I don't remember what it was, so I don't use snail cum.

I'm so on my fucking game. You guys know who used snail cum? I didn't even know you did skincare.'m so on my fucking game. You guys know. I didn't even know you did skin care. Yeah. Yeah. You can't tell. Snail clump. Fuck you.

Like the goopiness of the snail. I do what I don't. Mucus, whatever. Snail mucus on your face. It's apparently really good for your skin. That's why French people always look so good. No one has said that about French people. Well, people say.

Yeah. They look so fucking wrinkly, I think. It's because they live on a diet of cigarettes. Yeah. But yeah, no, I do. I do a little bit of skincare, but I also don't at the same time. Like, I will do that. But then I also simultaneously don't put on fucking sunscreen. The big one. Yeah.

That's how you get all the pretty freckles. You need sunscreen. I do. I do now. I have like a face. Yeah, this motherfucker has sun damage that makes him look like a fucking god. Yeah, it's not fair. Are you like... I think he's attractive, but I'm not attracted to him. Yeah, I'm not his type. That's what he says

all the time. He's just like, you make so many comments about him. No, he really has ascended into a level of beauty that makes me uncomfortable. I think it's cute. No, he really has ascended into a level of beauty that makes me uncomfortable. That's really nice. I think it's cute. Yeah, he's like a, he's,

and I don't, I think it would be, it needs, he needs to stop being so beautiful because he's starting to make our friendship weird. Dude, the more you talk,

the hotter I find it, Simon. That's why. If he was like constantly shitting on me, I'd be like, ugh, this ugly guy. You know what I love about this, Lily,

is I will talk like this and people will think i'm serious oh no because you're not no of course no i'm serious it's a joke that's messed up i mean i think he's attractive i think he's doing i don't talk like this he saw he saw those like little zoomer tiktoks that are out there what is it tariumi and like they're popping off and there's always like a will they won't they tension so austin's trying to do that here with us. I don't know. I did. I did get stuck in Hassan.

I'll be fan cam talk. You got fan cams. Yeah. I went on TikTok and like I was like scrolling and I stopped and watch one mistake. Big mistake. Now I'm trapped. Yeah. You know, you hate.

Now I'm trapped. I'm sure you hate it. Oh, no, I'm trapped. I'm sure you hate it. Oh no, I'm trapped. Friendship's beautiful. Thank you, Lily. I appreciate it. Who's your celebrity crush? Michael Reeves. That's my celebrity crush.

Really? Are you guys ever going to get married? He's so cool. Well, one day, I guess. Sorry, that was really personal really how do you want to be proposed to or oh just curious okay so hear me out obviously like this is very personal and if you don't want to answer don't answer but when it comes to like a proposal is there a point in your relationship where you're just like it could happen anytime and you're okay with it i guess i know we talked about it we both want it

we talked about like oh definitely it's either a hawaii wedding okay or the taco bell cantina in las vegas okay so taco bell cantina you can like broad range you can sign up for a wedding right you can get invite up to 25 people they'll give you like free tacos and stuff it's really cool just to get married there well Well, you have to pay. All right. You have to get an officiator and everything and get the license.

But it's like so cool. Like I got married at the Taco Bell Cantina. That's so cool. So cool. And that's going to be my YouTube video title. Live Moss.

That's great. If I ever get married, I want to know that they're going to say yes. Oh, please invite me. I want to give a speech. Of course. You don't find out

at the wedding. Some people do. Why would you propose randomly? You should know that. No, no, no. Like, I know, but you can't, like, you can't, you can't just like vibe your way into proposing. You got to like, you would talk about it. You would talk about it.

Yes. You definitely talk about it. I'm not, I mean, I'm, of course I'm afraid of rejection. I'm a human. I wouldn't want to propose and then say no. You started off soft. You just go to them and be like, wouldn't it be weird if you proposed to me? That'd be funny.

That's your strategy? It's worked for me so far. Divorced five times. Have you really? No. No, never. I'm like, I'm sorry. That's terrible. Is he going to propose to you or is that misogynistic

of me to assume? Wait, what? Never mind. What did he? Will he do the stupid bit? No, no. I don't think it's that. It was a stupid. Never mind. It was just a stupid bit. Okay, it was just stupid, Lily. I'm sorry. It was just dumb. I've said a lot of dumb shit

today. It's one of those days. I think you're killing it. Really? Yeah. The reason why we haven't talked is because I'm kind of depressed and maybe that's why I'm saying a bunch of shit. You've been gripping that water bottle for dear life. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just

kind of depressed and I don't care about what I'm saying as much. I know you're depressed because your ass is still wearing the cum shirt. Yeah, I spilled cum on this. You didn't even swap it out. No, I spilled cum on it. It exploded one of my toys.

No, there was one of his toys and I was squeezing it and it just exploded all over me. You have toys full of cum? Yeah, I cum in them. For my guests. That's crazy. That's crazy. You did leave a jar of cum? Yeah, I cum in them. For my guests. That's crazy. You did leave a jar of cum in my bum. True.

Wait, what? So I think my dad, when he was staying in that room, left a can of cold brew. He drank out of it, right? No, it was a closed can. A can of cold brew with a drank he drank out of it right no it was a closed can of cold brew with like a garlic canister like a like a little jar of garlic but it wasn't garlic in it it was just like some

moldy milk and we thought maybe it was calm why did you go to me i would never masturbate you stayed in that room yeah i did and i did jerk off in it, but I didn't do it. You jerked off in the room? Dude, how hard is it? I have to think. Actually, I don't think I did. I may have. I was about to have a relatable moment with you, but it doesn't matter. You're a perfectionist.

We don't have to talk about it. You jerk off in the room? I try to. It's hard in there. Wait, why? Yeah, because the door is fucking... They can see you. You can see shadows.

No, you can't see through that door. Not just that, but it's hard to like watch. I can see him when he's jerking off. Yeah.. You can see shadows. No, you can't see through that door. I can see him when he's jerking off. You can see. He's even dedicated enough like Alex is. You know what? I have jerked off in your room. In Hassan's room? No. No, that'd be really weird.

What's really fucked about that room is that the sink is... You can't wash your penis in it. No, I've tried that. I've tried that. For some reason the sink's like a meter away i tried to do that so many different times he's got like a weird it's like the weird like try too hard architecture yeah where it's like in the light is broken so that's why i have to stay at a hotel well no you have to stay at a hotel because the rooms are

occupied no it was my choice if I need to jerk off? Yeah, sure. Not for long, though, because Alexa's leaving. Yeah, I need to jerk off. I can't stay in this room anymore. Well, speaking of jerking off, this is the end of the podcast. At least the end of the free part.

I'm so scared you're going to leave that question. Yeah. How do you jerk off, Lily? Please don't ask. No, I wasn't going to. If you want to hear how Lily gets off, stay on Patreon. Lily, is there any, thank you so much

for joining us and being a guest on our podcast. We're going to join, we're going to be on the Patreon, but Lily, what would you like to say to our lovely viewers? Oh, Jesus. Stay safe. Yes. Is there anywhere, is there anything you want to say to our lovely viewers? Oh, Jesus. Um, stay safe. Yes. Is there anywhere that, is there anything you want to plug?

You want to plug anything? No. You are such a fantastic guest. It was such a pleasure. And I hope I didn't weird you out. You were a great host. Thank you. Questions.

Thank you. People say about you. Yeah. I don't believe you. No, thank you. And thank you to our lovely Australian people. Thank you for having us.

And as always, thank you, Hassan, for letting us use your house. And that's it. And we'll see you behind the paywall at patreon.com. Take care, everybody. Dude, I stopped thinking about that. Fuck, you just reminded me. I'm going to set myself on fire in two days. That's so exciting, guys. It's going it's gonna be sick yeah you can say like yeah i set myself on

fire i feel like so impressed how do you feel about your boyfriend being set on fire i'm excited he's gonna look so hot literally i think it's just the type of chaotic thing he loves though like you know what i mean he told me about i'm like that's very up your alley i'm happy for you i can't believe i said yes to it yeah i'm surprised by how you said yes you yeah