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Episode Date: November 3, 2025

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Oh! Oh! Okay, well anyways... No! No! Welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast where we are celebrating Halloween. But by the time you see this episode, it will be November 2nd. So.

Which means it's after Halloween, right? It means it's after Halloween. So this is Halloween, Halloween. Just kidding. It's not in November 2nd. Oh, my God. Are you so fucking cheery, bro? Happy Halloween.

Welcome aboard, everybody. Dial it back, big dog. Sorry, sorry. Dial it back. I'm trying to open. Okay. Who got, who had a nice Halloween hookup?

Oh, wait, what? Halloween hasn't happened. I'm telling the commenters to, oh, oh, oh,

tell us about their Halloween hookup stories. Oh, Halloween. I will be hooking up on my couch with anime and then go to sleep

at a reasonable hour. I've got, there's so many parties this weekend. Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't know. Where to even start,

but I will be at every single one of them. There is a bunch of parties. I just haven't looked through, the partyful invites that I haven't gotten the one. Yeah. No, no, no. It's okay. I think, I'm sure you have. You just haven't. I haven't. I'm getting partyful invites from

New York. People are inviting me to New York. Some journalist friends of mine. Look. Respectfully. Look at my upcoming. I've Arki's birthday. That's it. Look. You got invited to Dracula's penthouse? Yeah. Oh, I got

Oh. Now, There's a bunch of Oh look at that QD's in early invited to the streamer awards Yeah will you RCP? No

Please I'm not showing up Just fill out the RCP I know but it'll be so helpful If you filled out the RCP I haven't even done my nominations yet The thing is okay pause We come back from Ireland

That day Oh that's fine I did that last year too We did that last year too Sometimes he forgets about you Clearly Yeah we did that last year as well Wait, did you go to the streamer awards? Oh, I did not last year.

Yeah, that's why I mean. That's why I said I did that last year, because you came back and you just fucking did your own thing. Okay, we will be back from Ireland. I will have already won an award at that point, so it won't actually hurt as bad when I don't win an award for the streamer awards this year. What award will you win?

I don't know. It's like an activism thing. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Hillary Clinton has gone. it too, so I feel like it's like, you know. You and Hillary. Yeah, it's like if you gave one to Hill Dog, then I don't know, what kind of activism am I doing really? But it's, it's cool. It's cool to be recognized. Yeah. Did I get invited to the streamer awards? Yes. Oh, did you not. Did you

Oh, no. I didn't, maybe you didn't send it to it. Go in your party full. Oh my God. No, he didn't get it. I did it through party full this year. Oh, okay. Really? And then I'm sending out the second more annoyingly. I hate to break it to you. I think, I think I have so many. partyfuls that I don't know where it could be. What a flex. I don't have any. What a flex. I need to, okay. You go to, are you on the app?

Yeah, but I'm on the wrong. I think I, you send it to a wait. What is it? It's a different. Let's, we'll do our own Halloween thing, QD. Oh. Judy, we'll do our own holiday. Different, different. Wait, that looks fun. I think I. Wait, let's use gay ass Halloween party things. Don't call them that. No, don't call them out now. Come on. Austin, this is literally called

Six Flags with Six or More What Rhymes with Flags Minus the letter L I don't even remember getting invited to this That's crazy Hold on, let me read it Six Flags with Six FIgs Yes, that's what it is, yes

That's crazy. When was that? What is this? Bear Dance Party Bear Naked Bears Okay, look, look. look, come on. You don't have to freaking... Bear naked bears. Bear naked bears. That sounds fun.

Okay. So you're tasting the rainbow. No, wait. Tasting the rainbow. That's crazy. Is that really? That's... What are these parties? Look. What are these parties, Austin? It's just a... It's just a Halloween, you know? This one just says, time to suck dick. No. Okay. Now you're just making it up.

That's what it says. Look, I think... I can't show it to you. It's private, but... Look, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm going, look, I think a lot of people think that I've always been a party animal. Bottoms out for Harambe? No! That's awesome. That's like an old meme.

I've always been. I'm setting the party full. I know you probably just, I have like a partner number. Yeah, okay. Anyway. I accepted it. I accepted it. So a lot of people think they're like, oh, Austin, you've been a party animal all the time,

but I was a fucking loser for most of my life. No one thinks you've been a partyful. No one thinks you thought you were a fucking loser. You have explained about your childhood in adolescence. Well, anyway, so Kat's out of the bag. I was a loser. But now I'm not. And so I'm going to parties.

I'm living it up. I'm living it up. I'm going to a lot of parties. And yeah, it should be fun. I'm very excited. Yeah, you're doing the reverse. No, you were cool. Yeah, that's why I'm just chilling.

Cudy was cool. No, I wasn't. You were cool. You were cool. Yeah, Judy was not cool. I was not trash at her. Okay. I remember, I remember.

They called her trash girl. They didn't call me. They called me stage five. That's worse than trash girl. I would just like to get it straight. I would like to be honest with ourselves. But I remember, I want to say like sophomore year, all my friends went to a New Year's party and everyone told me they weren't doing anything.

And then I found, and this is like, this was MySpace era. So I can't even imagine how hard it is growing up like Instagram stories and Snapchat because then it's like instantaneous. So my space, you know, I spend the night home. alone and my parents were even cool and they went to a party and so I just watched the ball drop and I ate caramel corn and I had a granite tam and then the next day I got on my space and I saw everyone upload their pictures and I found out all my friends went to a party and they didn't want to invite me because they were drinking and they didn't want me to judge them

because I was a weird Mormon girl but what's crazy is I never judged them I never said anything out loud so they were looking at it as an excuse I think so I think I just I think I was just bad vibes I think respectfully, I don't blame anyone for not hanging out with me. I think I just, I think I, I don't know. Don't blame yourself. I should. They were horrible people. They threw trash at you.

Okay. Yeah, but maybe I deserved the trash. Every story you tell us, it's like, oh my God, these are the worst people ever. Like, it was like almost like a movie. Like a movie, like mean girls, the movie. Yeah, I thought about switching school senior year, but then. Too late at that point. That's what I said.

I was like, come on my brother. ate it for three years. That's what I said. My brother was like, my brother was a basketball coach at a different high school. And I would go watch their basketball games. And he was like, he was like,

Blair, you got to come to this, like just switch to this high school. Like respectfully, you were getting shit on every day at school. He was like, all the boys think you're so cute. And I was like,

probably not. It's just my brother being nice. I'm going to go there and I'm going to be the freak. Yeah. And then I just didn't want to go through the same cycle of violence one more time. At least, at least I know the bully's names. I didn't want to like,

Anyway, I don't know. You have to learn them. Yeah, I don't want to learn their names and then be the weird new girl. I feel that. But you take the gamble with being either the new girl or the hot girl, because sometimes the new kid's the hot kid. Or they're the weird new kid. I don't think it works that way.

You have to be the hot kid, though, first and foremost. Yeah, I don't think I was ever a hot kid. Well, I have someone that would beg to differ, but. Thanks, I needed that, Hassan. Oh, that was good. Every new group I joined, I was like, I'm not going to be the loser this time. And every time I was the loser Every fucking time

I would like join and be like I'm gonna be cool And never I would have never had these issues For some reason every group that I'm in I'm always the butt of the joke Like in every single In every single group You're a cool kid now you're still the butt of the joke here

That's cool I guess I'm kind of cool What do you? Yes You think I'm cool y'all In the comments section I like you I wouldn't say you like Did he ask the comments section? Okay yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't say you give off cool

vibes necessarily, but you're like, you're objectively cool in terms of just like where people are in- What do you mean I don't give off cool vibes? I mean, that question alone is probably clear-cut indication. Like, you don't think that I just like, if I walk into a room, you don't think I'm cool? I'm going to let him answer. No, no, no. But I think I also have the same problem. I'm phoning a friend. I'm phony around. Cudy Cinderella, please answer. No, no, if you didn't know me, right? That was my voicemail. If you didn't know me, right? Uh-huh. and I was just sitting here like the don't I look kind of cool

do you think there's something wrong with his job yeah I think you got zins in your mouth don't I look kind of cool though I feel like people because I've asked people before you have asked people if you look cool that is definitely what a cool yeah that's what I think of

I think I'm a cool guy no around being like am I cool I don't ask him directly if I'm cool but it's more like hey now that you've got to know me a little bit. No. Would you say I'm a cool guy?

No, I kind of ask him like, do I look, do you think I do drugs? Do you think I do drugs? That's what you ask him? Wait, that's what you think is a cool guy behavior? No, I'm like, do I look like a guy that does drugs? And they're like, yeah, you do. And I'm like, no, never done them before. Wait, that's your icebreaker?

No. My icebreaker, the ice had been broken at that point. Okay. So I ask him in that, so I think people think that maybe I'm cool. I don't. I don't think anyone thinks that after you open with the, do you think I do drug? They probably think you're a cop.

This guy's a fucking police officer. I'm not a cop for the record. Yeah, that still makes you look more like a cop the way you just said that. No, I'm not a cop. Yeah. I have been on a ride-along before. One right-along, but. You've been around a cop.

How did that? Oh, my gosh. Did you guys have that thing in high school where they pretend that someone's been killed in a drunk driving? Yes. How awful and traumatized you? Amazing. No. They don't talk about this.

Oh my God, no. Yeah. Do they not do this anymore? They definitely don't do it in Turkey. No. This is what they do. They have, like, if you get selected, it's like a big deal. Yes.

You randomly get chosen as the dead kid. Yes. When you get to see, like, how people react to your death? Yes. And they bring you out on the football field. Yes. And all the kids are in the football stadium. And you watch this fake drunk driving accident and then you cry over your friend that's

over your friend that died and they make it like very impactful they have the kids parents come yeah so they they they it's it's something that they cooperate with the real authorities yeah i feel like the i feel like woke must have killed so i wonder if you could can you find it march i wonder people definitely film it now on their cell phones if they do it my high school they had a student play as a dead person on the on the hood of a car joey joey my year was joey i remember him he did great wait wait wait they have the kid like act like they're dead on the car yes yes they They put fake blood on them. Yes.

Yes. And on top of that, in my class, a helicopter came in and life flighted them out. Oh, we didn't do that. We had an helicopter land. An ambulance drove in. Yeah, we had an ambulance, a helicopter. Local police departments have far too much money and far too much time on their hands. If that's the kind of shit they're getting around.

That's what we had. That's what we saw. Wait, that's so psychotic. It's every 15 minutes someone dies. Yeah, that's what it is. Every 15 minutes, 2014, click on that. That's her and she looks like She's putting on an incredible performance

Castra Valley Oh my god We're not gonna see like what the fuck Oh my god they did the whole thing Wait they actually made like Oh they filmed a video Oh my god We didn't have tech like this

What if it's actually someone who died Oh no like zoom in when she's laying on the front Or yeah the most watched right there They're having so much fun They're drinking and they're driving They're having a blast Uh oh red light Stop!

Wait, that's a different... Wait, that's a whole different car. Wait. They did this. This is exactly like mine. And all the kids are just watching. Wait. Ours wasn't pre-recorded.

Is this supposed to be like... Like, during prom or something? It's leading up to homecoming. Ours was homecoming. Yeah. I think somewhere around there Dancin in Crest, like what's the phone number you're calling from?

It's incredible stuff. Well, in my class, they all, they didn't all survive. No, no, there were dead ones. So, wait, the kids, did the other kids know that this is fake? I mean, it's on the football field. Well, yeah, well, wait. But it's very mean, it's very. Wait, did the kids in your high school know that your friend actually died

Or did they think that it was fake? Did they know that it was fake? Of course they knew it was fake. It's on the football field. We all got in the stands. Oh, that's okay. I thought they like bring the whole. Guys,

I haven't done this because I lived in fucking turdial. You think you know, I thought that they brought a class out and said there's been a tragic drunk driving action in the middle of the school day? No, I didn't realize that the fucking car was on the field. I thought that they just straight up do like a fake funeral for one hand-selected child. school and then everybody mourns that person and then he's like surprise i didn't actually

die but you should stop drunk driving no no no they say you have an assembly you go out you're all on the football field like in the stands and then on the field they have a car just like that one flipped upside down yeah one that ran into it you know it's fair yeah but the parents like joey was dead as hell yeah and the ambulance came and they picked up joey joey's parents went on the mic and they were like we loved him so much and it's very touching Yeah, that's fake as fuck. I'd be like, RIP, Joey, I'm different. So I'm going on the drunk drive right now.

No, because like, I am suggesting is way more fucked up. Okay. Because if they genuinely, like, brought everybody, not the fucking car, but they brought everybody out of the football field and we're like, we're doing a funeral procession for your wonderful friend, Joey, who unfortunately passed away too soon, leaving behind, you know, his mother, his sister and his father, right? Who's kind of a piece of shit, whatever. And then, and then everyone's like, now it's your time to talk about, you know, what you care about with respect to Joey.

And then people come up and they're like, I love Joey. Like, he was great at football. He was going to be the fucking captain one day. Blah, blah, blah. And then like some girl comes out. I was like, I was out of crush on Joey. I wish I could have told him. But now I can because he's dead.

Everyone's crying. People were crying. And then Joey is in the casket. Joey's in the casket. full makeup, casket, boom, opens up. So he goes, Andreya! I fucking knew it! And then boom, married forever.

Nobody drunk drugs. Well, they have real parents of dead. Yeah, but you know the kid's not dead. No, but other kids. Like other kids who have died, their parents come out and they also speak. Oh. That's so fucked up for the other parents. because then you're like, oh, this traumatic thing

that you are recreating right now actually fucking happened to me. Yeah. And now I have to sit here. They're doing a live action role play. And I have to sit here and yeah, look at you do the live action larp. Well, but drive driving action. And have to live through it. You and Joey can go back home and he can eat Oreos all night.

Okay. My son is fucking dead. Isn't that fucked up? Yeah. Well, I never thought of it at the time. I was like, wow, I'm not going to. drink and drive. Yeah, because you're a fucking nerd.

But Cudy and I have the same like, yeah, because you're a goddamn nerd. I was, nobody was inviting you to drink anyway. Actually, I did, I did go to, no, I was never been offered alcohol until I was 20. Oh my God. My whole life. Yeah, I grew up. I grew up in Turkey. The drinking age in Turkey is 18.

So you learn how to drink more responsibly because you learn how to drink at bars. There are bars that you know that won't card you. So you start drinking at like 15, 16. when you go to those bars but it is an infinitely healthier way to learn how to fucking drink because you're learning how to drink in an environment where you're around adults

and therefore you can't fuck around whereas when I came to America that's when I developed unironic alcoholism because I was the only person my freshman year that could fucking put down the what is it B-151 like the one that lights on fire I could just like swig the entire

fucking handle if I wanted to and I thought it feels like you really could have used this assembly that we got. No, no, no, no. It feels like it got a rest of a drunk driving once. It feels like it could have saved you. I got a rest of a drunk driving one time. I got, but if your friend in high school would have died in front of your eyes, I bet you wouldn't have.

I did. I got invited to a high school party, but I was driving. And you saw the assembly. No, I did. Well, I had, I went to the high school party and everybody was drinking, smoking weed. And I was like, I can't because I was drive. How was the idea of being even around weed? It was, I don't know.

I see you running to the next room. I had to, I just drank a club soda. And, uh, you were such a pussy. No. Not even like a beer. Well, no, I, uh, I did. My first time, uh, having an edible was the scariest time of my life because my buddy had a cookie. A little cookie and he's like, hey, you should try some of this.

He's like, only eat a quarter of it. And I was like, fuck you. I'm going to eat the whole cookie. Like I ate a bitch. So I, um, anyway, it started to hit me. And it fucked me so. Like, I was talking. talking in the, I was in the back of like a hippie van.

My buddy had like one of those like hippie vans and I was sitting there talking and all of a sudden everybody went quiet and turned and looked at me and I was like, what did I just say? And I just realized whatever came out of my mouth was just fucking gibberish because the edible hit me so fucking hard. Oh no. I was high for like 15 hours. That's awesome. Just fucking just lit up. Yeah. I quit smoking weed.

Somebody else had to drive my car home. I, hopefully. Yeah. I quit smoking weed for that reason. Well, because, like, not because of edibles, or maybe it was, I was able to kind of really remember, but, like, these dudes that I was smoked with in California, I'm in L.A. for the first time I remember. And they're like, yeah, bro, like, L-A. Wheaties crazy. And they were literally fucking lacing it with, um, with, with hash oil. Oh, shit.

You can buy that now. Yeah, but I'm just, but I did not know what I was. was getting into, because I was like, oh, smoked a lot of weed in college, it's whatever. Who gives a shit, right? I'll fucking chief it up. Yeah. Give me that lung dart. Okay.

And no, I could not handle it at all. It fucked me up. It made me so paranoid. Yeah. I had my friends visiting from Turkey. And at the time, I thought they were like agents who were there to kill me. And these are motherfuckers I've known since high school. My Turkish ass.

Are you sure that was weed? I don't know what it was, but it made me so paranoid. And in the back of my mind, I was like, I know that I'm hallucinating. Like, I know that I'm hallucinating. I know that I'm like, you know, feeling paranoid schizophrenic. And it is definitely the weed, but I still could not like overcome it. Hey, guys.

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I can't get too high anymore because every time I get too high I sit in bed and I'm like oh my God everybody hates me no one of these days everything will fade to black I get so high

and I'm like oh my God one day it'll just be all gone and I will be dead and it'll just be infinitely dead when I get when I get super that's the other reason why I thought is like I would get like super what's the word

contemplative introspective Yeah. I get really horny when I get high. Fuck. That's weird, man. That's not weird. That's cool, I guess. I get really hungry. I'm horny for food. I get horny for food, too. Yeah. I'm sorry. Did that make you guys uncomfortable? The reason why, the reason why I can't smoke weed? What? Y'all don't get horny? Not once in my goddamn line. I get horny without the weed. I don't know. Weed doesn't make me horny.

It just makes me, again, incredibly, incredibly hungry. Me too. And that's why I can't smoke. And then the other. reason why I can is because like I would just get up I would get so introspective and I'd be like everybody hates you yeah everybody hates you well you suck and that's what I would just like constantly think in my head and then I would go this is probably unhealthy for me to constantly uh to be my feelings and then I would think what am I suppressing within myself oh that this is what I'm actually yeah your biggest fear is your feelings have you ever smoked weed uh yeah I used I had a bit of a stoner era oh that's right yeah full era I used to make of edibles

Oh, you used to bake him up. Yeah, well, I had a, I had a boy, my boyfriend at the time, he was the biggest stoner. Like, like, to the point, like, when I think back on it, I'm like, was he ever not high? Like, hmm. And, uh. Was this the adult man? Adult man. Speak to that.

The member, there was like a man. Oh, not the pedophile. Okay. No, no. No, this was, this was later. But, um, he would, he would like make brownies. And his dream was to, like, essentially his dream was he loved rolling joints. And so his dream was that we could open up a weed store someday and I could make the edibles

because I'm such a good baker and he could just be the joint roller. That's correct. I mean, you guys probably, it would probably be a really lucrative. It probably would have been a booming success. You were such white trash. That is the most. That is a good dream. Gas station white monster energy drink.

story I've ever fucking heard in my life. I know. But, yeah, I used to, I used to just get high and then clean my house. Like,

I just love, like, and then I, I would get high and do puzzles. Oh. Him and I would just get high and we'd do puzzles

for hours, like jigsaw puzzles, and just talk. Just talk for hours. I love that. Yeah, because I'm not good at, I'm slow to open up,

but I think if I, if I get weed, I'm very, oh, yep, yep, yep. We should do it. But I'm shy. We should do a weed.

We should do weed episode. Do you do weed still? I can't because randomly one day it triggered a panic attack and then it just never went away. It will one time, one time. I mean, for me too. Sometimes I took too much weed. My worst panic attack recently was. He did too much weed?

I did too much weed. I swear I was high for like five days on accident. Yeah, it happens. I was like, I scratch myself when I get too high. I'm like, oh my God, because I feel like I can't, I'm like losing out of my body. So I started to scratch myself. And the last time that happened, I was like scratching myself. and like I ripped off all my clothes and nobody was home and I was like I was like thinking

here was like I was like oh my God I think I'm going to die here alone at home and I was just like thinking my heart was going to explode but thanks to our sponsor you had the self-suck auto pump yeah speaking which will neff is not here because don't say it he died of a self no it's true I cutie is very sad because she almost died of a self eating injury that's what I said last week. She made her own. I said you got a self-munching accident. I'm very happy that you didn't do the usual joke where I was too racist to come on the pod.

It's usually what you say. Oh, not the best week that you do. It's usually what you guys say about me. So thanks for not doing that one. I did make that joke actually because crashed up was on my stream. Wow. Thank you. I, yeah, I wish we, yeah, we tried to get them on the podcast.

Well, I, we also had this weird, I don't know if I described this weird tradition at our high school to you guys as well where, okay, I have a hard time explaining this. But there's got to be another high school out there that did this. Essentially for homecoming, our big homecoming assembly, not the one where the kid dies, but like a

different one. We had a lot of... It's a weird homecoming assembly. Yeah. This one was like the kickoff to homecoming week, I believe. And what they would do is they would bring out a bunch of freshmen. Okay? They'd bring out a bunch a new freshman who had

senior siblings. So you're a senior, you bring out me because I'm your younger sister who's a freshman. And you bring out me and like their siblings bring them out from the audience or whatever. Like actual physical siblings or like sister sibling like fake? No, no, no. Like actual like physical like

you bring out Marat. Biological. Right? Like you bring out Marat because you're the senior and they say okay, you guys. You're older than Marat? Yes. You didn't know that I was the older brother? You've known me for like

almost a fucking decade. One of them doesn't. I mean, he's just a little bit more mature. Yeah. That's crazy that you still didn't know, though. I don't know. I just thought he just had more older brother energy. I don't know how to respond to this.

I, that's insane. I'd like, do I need to, oh, guys, Maraq going to be mad at me again. Marat's not. No, no, no, no, no. You're complimenting Mara. No, no, no. No, he's not going to see this. Oh, what are you doing that pumpkin?

Is he still here? He might have left. You dropped Fiona off. All right, anyway. So you bring out. Yeah, those are some badass footsteps right there. That's definitely him. He's walking around like an ogre.

Yes, I did. Austin thought this entire time up until the very moment that you were the older brother and I was the younger brother. Oh, your twin? No. Oh, and you and Marat are the same age, don't me? I know you and I are the same age. Oh, fuck, I never thought about your age. That's crazy.

I never thought about your age. Yeah, that's all right. Honest mistake. You look great, Marat. It is really hard. Yeah, he's shot. Your hair looks awesome. You mean, what?

He wants me to become a pilot. Yeah. Mara said, you know what else is hard, Austin? Becoming a pilot. Yeah. All right. As you were saying. Okay.

So you bring out your freshman brother. Okay. And then they bring out the cheer team and the football team. And they get it. Wait, what if you're a senior and you don't have a freshman sibling? Well, there's only like 10 people that get to do this. So it's 10 random seniors, 10 random freshmen. Okay.

So then they bring out the cheer squad and the football team. So what if there's 11 seniors with freshmen? She just gave a random number. Hassan. It's just random. I don't know. Yes. As on, sure.

Or is there like a pre-ordinary? I don't think there's a cap. I don't think they're going to have 40. I think that they just kind of roll the dice and expect that this is the average. I'm trying to understand American High School. I'm trying to understand American High School. Let's just say it's 10 no matter what. Okay.

Okay. So it's 10 no matter what. They bring out the cheer squad and they bring out the football team. Okay. Now these 10 freshmen get to choose someone from the cheer squad or someone from the football team that they get a kiss. What the fuck? Because they're the alumni. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I know. I don't know, you guys. Wait, wait, is this like some weird Mormon sex ritual? No, I told, I was like one of the only Mormons at my school. But that's, oh, that's crazy. I know it's weird, huh? So you were like, oh, I can't wait to get kissed. Well, I didn't do it because my sister and I are only two years apart, but my sister did it when she was a freshman because my brother was a senior.

So did they kiss your sister? Well, wait. Okay. Wait. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you're out there.

You choose your football player or your cheerleader. Like, I'm like, you. or you. And then they blindfold you. So you can get your kiss in front of everybody. And then the gym teacher kisses the children. No. I was joking.

And then so they say, okay, everyone's going to get their kiss. You stay blindfolded, whatever. And so all these people like pucker up, you know, they're sitting there blindfolded puckering up.

And then from off the side, the parent comes in holding a sign that says like Marat's mom. And so then your mom goes over and kisses Marat. And the lips? Yeah. And then so they all kiss their child. What?

They all kiss their child and then they take off their blindfold and they're like, that is the most horrifying thing. Is it like that every time? Yes. So the kids know from the year price. No, they don't know. So your mom kiss or your dad kissed your sister. My dad kissed my sister, but he kissed her on the cheek.

But like there are some parents that kiss on the mouth. Wouldn't they know though when you get hit with a face full of stubble? and you're like, the captain of the football team don't have stubble like that? Well, yes, but it's too late. It's like you've already, but like I remember my year.

No parent was like, this is strange. I don't know why no one said anything. Woke killed it. This is the, I wonder if they still do it. I don't know. We used to have traditions in this country

and woke killed it. But I remember one year, this guy who thought he was kissing a cheerleader grabbed his mom's butt. Oh, my God. It was so embarrassing. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Speaking of which, I said, we need to address something. Uh-oh. What is going on with your face? Dude, I know. It's a triple beam, dude. You have so many patches on your face. There's three of them. It's just ridiculous.

No, it's a cystic acne. You need an intervention. Dog, you gave me the intervention. It didn't take. Yeah, you got to go again. What do you mean you got to go again? You got to get them injected again. It's the same spot.

It just keeps growing. You need to inject it again. I don't think it's going to work. You need something else. You need some medicine. You need to do something. Yeah, I need. Because you're making us look bad.

I need a dermatologist. For the record, my skin, I just got laser done. So I have bumps and bruises. No, I didn't notice it. Well, that's what it is. Let me see how about it is. You just have the patches on it. Yeah, it doesn't look that bad right now.

But it's like. It blends in a little bit, but your beer. But what do we need to, do we need to schedule a dermatologist? Do we need to do sock doc? I don't know what it is. I don't know how to fix it. Have you thought about calling so? somebody, perhaps.

What do you mean? Like a doctor? Like a specialist? Yeah, like a dermatologist. Have you been to a dermatologist? You could go to my dermatologist. No. Should we schedule one to come in for the podcast?

We should schedule one for the podcast. Sure. You do it. For the podcast, they don't do that. They're not going to come up. His HIPAA. Well, but he agrees.

As long as he agrees to HIPAA. I don't give a shit. They're not going to be like, that sounds so hard to find somebody. They're going to be like, this is actually a new, unique and very contagious. They're not going to do a house call, you think? Nah, maybe.

I think you just need to go. But we need to address it, though. But speaking of which, we did address it on the Patreon. The vlog is up live right now. Link right here. Gabe? Yeah, patreon.com slash fear and. Gabe, please put it somewhere else.

Yeah, put the link there. Please put the link right over here. The Patreon. I'm going to go like this and then there's going to be a link right here. No, right there, Gabe. It's not going to be there. The Patreon link isn't description. I'm going to go like this, and when I'm done, it's going to...

Ew! The link is going to... We got to do that. Gabe, do that. You go like this, and then right when I go like that, there's the link right there. We got a sequence of crazy travel coming up. Yes, we do. Me and March, me and Marchie Boo, are going all around.

What's your travel? What's your travel? First, we're going to New York for the election, for the New York election. And hopefully we will be close and personal best friends. with the upcoming mayor of New York. By the time this video comes out, you're not going to know if he actually become the mayor of New York or not.

If he becomes the mayor of New York, can he give us the first call if Batman is real? Because I feel like he'd be the first one to know. Wait, can we get him on the pod? Did you figure out if Batman's real, if you ask him? Do you think that, like...

I think all legends come from somewhere. Yeah. Do you think it's like an Area 51 president-style situation where they're just like, here are the secrets of New York, sir? Yes. Why would I not think that? No. It's a terrible job for the most part. Everybody hates you. Very difficult job, notoriously.

Okay. Well, people say that about Batman's job too. So. Yeah. Okay. I don't think Batman is in New York. He's in Gotham. Yeah. Some people contest whether or not. No, some people actually say it's Chicago. Oh, I have heard Chicago. Chicago is called Gotham. I forgot about that. I have forgot about that. Crazy because you're the Chicago girl. Chicago, Chicago. That's true. And I did, I have, I did see someone, I forget what they said. Someone was like, man, people just don't understand QDy and they've never been to Chicago, Chicago, and it shows. It's true. I was like, thanks.

But yeah, we got New York coming up for the mayor election and then afterwards we're going to D.C. Hanging out with some congresspersons doing CrookedCon. And then we come back for one day. And then we fly out to China. We're going to go to China. Fear and is traveling. to the great state of China. Currently, my passport is with a glorious nation

of the People's Republic of China. I've surrendered it. Yeah, why the fuck do we got to give the passport to China? Austin was so confused in the group chat, which is crazy because I've never been to China and I understood it more than you. Wait, but why the fuck we got to give it to China?

Why is he so funny? I've never been to a country where you've got to give your passport. You have an American passport. You're a stupid American. What are they going to do with it? Just, yeah, well, the, the process. What the fuck you're going to do with the goddamn Puck? You already have the fucking number.

The process of getting a VATO. for a country who is like a competitive world superpower if you are not from a world superpower is very difficult like my family that comes to the United States of America have to go through rigorous backwards so they just have to check its authenticity everything they surrender in the passport and the Chinese visa process is actually I was a take simpler than the American visa process that you never have to go through for I have never had to go through that process yeah and there's no country on the planet.

Yes. With the United States of America is one of the most powerful passports in the country. So you don't actually either, you never have to go through that process or you just can't go to certain countries. Well, look, it's been an archaic process, but I will be going to, like, I don't regret it because I'm so excited. Have you given your passport in yet? No, tomorrow morning I'm going. Oh, my God. I have to, what, I don't, you know.

Okay. But then we'll be there, we'll be there for like two weeks almost, right? Yep. Yep. Everything is meticulously planned. Two weeks of PTO. That's right. Cutie is not going to China

I've had honestly I am out of PTO this year and we should talk about It's okay we spent your check on China We did spend your check on China You guys know how I feel I've always told you to spend my money if I'm not Spending Qudy's money in China We're spending it in China

Yeah but we have We're working with the agency And we have like mapped out Every single thing that we're doing we're hitting all the big cities Are you going to Disneyland? No I know, I know I tried to get them to do it.

He did not even mention it once. He did not mention it a single time. Oh, my God. Didn't mention it a single time. It was very clearly. They don't give a damn for me. We very clearly communicated to you and Will and myself. If you have any additions you would like to add into the itinerary, please do so now or forever hold your peace.

We're locking this shit down. And you refused. And so did Will. I didn't refuse. You just didn't say anything. On the Patreon, we're going to ride virtually Pirates of Caribbean, Shanghai, China. It's so cool.

Oh my God, okay. I'm so excited, but I don't want to ruin it, but I'll go. You're not going. Also, also, you can still go, Austin. To China? No, to Disney. You are going to China. Wait, to Disney, China.

You can just go do that. There's two Disneyland's in China. You know that, right? Yeah, Beijing. Uh-huh. And Shanghai. And Shanghai. Yes.

You can go to boat. wait you should go we should we're not going to go but i'm saying you could go with christian we need to go to get cutie a souvenir yeah i can't wait to go and see someone who is more historically relevant and more popular than taylor swift name is mausay don't you're not going to see him is he popular there his his spirit lives on his image is his image like do they really like him over there i mean he's on the currency oh did he's the founding father of of the people's republic of China. Wow.

Pretty important. I really should probably study. I told you this already. I was talking about Austin. I have a, oh my God. I didn't even talk about this. Hassan and I,

for the first time in our friendship, had a phone conversation for an hour and 15 minutes. It was so cute. I was like this. I was enjoying every moment of it. Awesome and I talk on the phone for an hour all the time. Yeah, but this is mostly spirals.

Normally, yeah. Normally when I talk to Hassan, it's like, You do sound like that. You sound like Puddy from like Seinfeld. When I rewatch Seinfeld, I was assigning characters to my friends and you were putty.

I don't remember who putty is about. March pulled that up. Marsh is laughing because he knows it's true. You talk to Hassan, that's it. Yeah. I don't believe you guys, I'm about March the most. Yeah. Best of Puddy Seinfeld.

Yeah. It was on the... One of the boyfriends? Yeah, it's Elaine's boyfriend. I don't know what it is. I just can't see you with a mechanic. Oh, yeah, right. Oh, I think I remember.

I was with David Puddy last night. High five. Oh, on the flip side. Hey, where were you? Let's finish this up. Did you two break up? That chick's whacked. Oh, it's the guy from family guy.

Yeah. The guy from family guy. He's the guy in the wheelchair. Yeah. Joe from fellow. Hey, Peter, I was thinking of modern family. I was like, who's in a wheelchair, modern family? Yeah, he's a real famous guy.

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Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Anyway, we talk for an hour, 15 minutes. QD and I talk too for that long, but it's really, like she'll call me about something related to, sometimes about hypochondria, right? Can I say this? Hello? Yeah.

Do you don't want me to say anything? No. Oh, okay. Sorry. But I'm really, I'm really bad about it. You're making it weird, Austin. I'm really bad to call because sometimes I'm like,

you're a yapper. No, no, sometimes I'll be like, cutie, you should go to the hospital. I can't speak on. I'm the worst. That's why I missed last week's episode. I was in the hospital. Yeah.

And you are a grade A yapper. Oh. You literally loved a yaffir. Great A yapper. That's fun. Wait, I couldn't, I'll be honest. That's my bruise. They popped my vein. Oh my God, they popped your vein.

Yeah, you guys can't see it. Ouch. They popped the shit out of it. It was a giant bump. It was scary. Remember I texted you a picture. Yeah, you text me a photo. What?

Why are you laughing? You went to the hospital to get test done. And then you left more freaked out because of the vein thing. She had an injury. Did you look up signs of blood? blood poisoning. Hassan. Do you know how that works?

Hassan. If you get air in your vein? No, if you get like a squiggly... What? Let me fucking talk. I know a squiggly line. Yeah, if you have like... I know, no, no. If your vein is like very pronounced and squiggly

and you can see it and it's dark, it's... No, you don't have it. You would know. It looks like a worm on your skin. Do I look like I have it? No, no, no. No. Marsh, look up. Blood poisoning symptoms. Now I have to see it. Hassan.

Wait, is that a bad thing to do? She's a hypochondriac. But is it easy to see? No, no, no, it's like very obvious. But I know, like, about sepsis, so I got nervous about that. Look up blood poisoning symptoms. It says sepsis. See, it says sepsis.

Yeah. Like that, like that. See? Where? Right there. And you'll, oh, wait, go to that one. Oh, really? No, not like that.

It's not like the, your arm just has a regular bruise, cutie. but when you have like blood poisoning why if you ask her if you check for blood poisoning and then yeah she's gonna just see like a real squiggly ass dark ass pronounced line veins are squiggly no that doesn't no it's not the same

that's just your veins so you don't have it I see it let me see your whole arm gross wait a minute I shouldn't fuck with you like that I can't get this dude tattoo off yeah I'm sad though

I was gonna say for the first time and Hassan and I's friendship, I was trying to get him off the phone. Were you yapping? Because he would not stop talking. Wait, you were trying to get me off the phone? I was like, I'm going to wrap it up here. I got to go bed and eat some food. I was being nice, bro. And then he just kept yapping.

Oh, you were being nice? You thought you were trying to get me out of the phone? Yeah, no, I'm never doing that again. Wait, what? No, I enjoyed that. We should chat for a while. Fuck, no. Not ever again. I think we should do that. I think we should talk more often. Yeah, not after that. You literally,

It's stabbing the pumpkin. You just said, I talk too much. No, you don't talk too much. You don't talk enough. Like, literally, I'll be on the phone, and I'll tell you something. This is a phone call with the sign.

Hello? Hello? Hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah, what? Hey, um, When we do the pod? All right, six.

Okay. Same time, always. Hold on. All right, hold on. Okay. How are you doing today? Hello? Yeah.

I'm always doing shit. Yeah. Okay, yeah, go. And then click. That's the entire phone call. You call me what I'm doing shit. You call me what I'm doing shit. When are you not doing shit?

Never. I'm always doing shit. Even when you're, I'll tell you like a thing. You'll be like, I'll be like, yo, let me tell you this thing. And then I'll tell you the thing. And then after I tell you the thing, silence.

It's complete. I'll tell you like this. Oh, yeah, I did this thing. And I went to this thing. Can you believe that? My feedback is not necessary in that moment. It is very necessary. Sometimes I want feedback.

Sometimes it's okay to do you have this experience too? Or is he more engaged with you on the phone? Yeah, we just text. I just text. Oh, okay. And then usually I'm the one that doesn't reply. Oh. But I'm just not, I'm a bad reply.

That wasn't a flex. I'm a bad reply or two. You're really good at replying. Yeah, I'm the one who's getting bullied all the time behind the scenes, chat. For those who don't know. Chat. Chat, you know what I mean. The commenters.

My nieces and nephews made pumpkins. They're so cute. Did you guys see my trumpkin? Yes. I heard about it. No, he didn't. Yeah, I did. I did actually.

Excuse me. I have the artistic vision. No, you don't. I asked. I already asked. I did it. I made it myself. I've got some things to talk about.

Okay Yeah, that's how a podcast works Yeah, no, but I... Nice! Let's go! What do you get? There's a new game out that I thought was fascinating.

Is it the stone one? Dude, he just scrolls down like... God damn it, cute! You always take my topic. No, it's because he goes to Reddit and he's like, what's going on? It's like R-slash-world. Exactly what I do.

It's just a game about being a rock. Okay, well, I guess that's silly. Well, all right, we'll move. on to the next one. No, no, it's fine. I'm happy that you found it. What did you want to say about it? I don't know. I just thought it was so interesting that there's a fucking... Where are you just looking at? No, Marsh, open that up.

No, that was crazy. No, open your Discord real quick. I'm ready to see it right now. What? No, open your Discord? You want to talk about that? Okay, look, I don't even know if we can show this on YouTube.

Why did you... That's what he DM made. This is what he DM me. Is it like a talking point. Awesome. We might need to blur this. Why are you defending that? Why are you sending that to our producer? I was just sending.

I sent this to him because I was going to talk about penis. This is an HR issue. No. You can't be. What? You can't. I was, you know I'm going to grow or not show or advocate for quite some time.

The thing is, is nobody needs to advocate for them. That's why the sentence exists. I know. But look, I was, I sent this to him because we had a, you were gone.

So it was me, Wagon Will, with Austin. So he got extra sensitive about the penis issue that he brought up, by the way. We didn't bring it up at all. We were being totally normal about it. This is my 70th time bringing it up. Yeah. And it seems like there was some residual. You defend small penises the way I defend Taylor Swift.

And I think we need to talk about it. Yeah. Okay. I mean, look, I just think that... It's okay. Every penis is okay. I agree. But I don't have a small one.

I'm just sick and tired of this whole notion that, like, you can tell. what it is by just looking at an underwear you can't tell what it is. Yeah, you can't tell what it is. That's what I'm saying by that based on that. I just got confirmation that your visa is confirmed. Oh, mine too? You can go to China. Wait, so I can

get it tomorrow? Yes. Wait, my calls. Wait, do you have to go to the cons fucking go I have to go back and get of it. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. I called the consulate. Yeah, she's going to the consulate tomorrow to get her visa. Yeah. Because she's going to China. No, I was saying against him. I reported.

and I guess it didn't work. Oh. I said don't let this man in China. Yeah, I said don't. Keep him out. Yeah. Anyway, you guys know what the fuck I mean by that. So what are you being for Halloween?

I am going to be... And what are you doing? Well, I'm going to a party tonight. Okay. As a firefighter. Ooh, fun. What's Christian? I don't know what he's going to be.

I think he's going to be a pirate or something tonight. Oh, no. couple's costume? Well, we are going to be, I'm going to be Pennywise and he's going to be Georgie. I don't love that one. Wait, why not? What's Georgie? I don't know. Wait, why not? We have to... Pennywise is a pedophile.

What? Pennywise is a pedophile. What the fuck? Maybe I'm crazy. I thought that was pretty clear. I thought it was pretty clear. What? I didn't fucking. Can you know that?

Isn't the entire film an allegory for that? I mean, I think, I mean, scary? What's scarier than a pedophile? It's scary. I mean, here, let me call the Halloween expert real quick. Are you calling Will? Hello? Hey, you're on the pod.

I just have a quick question for you. Okay, what's up? Um, do you think that, I don't know how to phrase this exactly. Is Pennywise a pedophile or not? Um, well, technically Pennywise is what's called the Deadlights. He's an Eldridge being from beyond the stars that feeds on fear. And so children are the most impressionable. So the easiest to generate the most fear.

But without that context, yeah, he likes to fuck kids. Okay. Thanks for letting him. Will, well, I just, I, it just occurred to me that this is a case, but I already had my Pennywise costume tailored for Halloween. And Christian and Christian couple costumes. And Christian is, and Christian is Georgie. Christian is Georgie and I'm Pennywise. I had no fucking idea. The connotation that you're going to drag a twink into the sewer and force out.

Nobody, he, it was Christian's idea. I didn't be like, so you get you're a pedophile for your Halloween and be like, no, you don't understand. I'm an elder's beast from a different dimension and children are the easiest to spook. I can't fucking take any Instagram photos now. Austin's using anime defense. He's using the anime defense. This shot was a 3,000-year-old dragon. Will. Will. Will, I, he, well, it was his idea. And I, I didn't, I didn't want to do it because I was like, Any wife's, your officer, he was, the child was asking for it. Look it up, officer. I was laughing so, hey, Christian, they all float out here. No. Okay, I just, you're the, you're the horror experts.

Why were they selling it at Spirit Halloween? Cool, is he's scary. So, Austin, the technical answer is you're, you're an Eldridge Beast shape shifter. I don't even know how to, what the fuck does that mean? You're up to text me that so I can read it whenever people So when they cancel

you on Twitter I'm not a petter He's going to run around With that laminated card That has the Romeo and Juliet Laws But this time He's like

I'm an elder's beast I know what this looks like I'm not a pedophile Austin Austin I think it's a cool car Well fuck I'm already committed

because I got it tailored and everything. At no point in the process, Taylor? Yeah, I cut the sleeves off. I made it tight and sexy, like low V-Qaeda. Maybe next year you can go as John Wayne Gacy and that kid he sat on. He's so caught.

Fuck. From Hunter, Hunter. Well, thank you, Will, for the feedback. I guess I have no choice. Happy Halloween, y'all. Good night. Happy Halloween. No turning back now.

No, I'm just going to call Christian real quick. I think he's on stream. Let me just, let me, let me just, I just have a quick question. Yeah, he's on his phone. His name is Christian Show. Your call has been forward. Well, uh, Christian Show. Hello?

Hello, um, it's cutie. I, I just had a quick question. We're on fear and if you don't mind. Okay, I'm on stream, but that's okay. That's okay. If you're okay with it. I'm more than okay. Yeah, of course.

Okay. Hey, Christian. No, you shut up. You're, it's Austin show from the Fearhead podcast. No, you can't talk. Okay, quick question for you. So,

what's your Halloween costume tomorrow? I think we decided on like reusing a pirate costume. No, no, no. Saturday. Sorry, Saturday. Oh, Saturday. I'm Georgie and Austin's being Pennywise.

Okay, so cute. Love it. Whose idea was that? It was mine. Okay, I love it. Do you feel potentially like you set Austin up for failure? Because Pennywise, you know, he only seems to like to kill children. Yeah, Christian, I'm just finding out for the first time that Pennywise is a fucking pet.

And this is your couple's costume idea, Christian. Oh. Uh, I'm also just putting that together. I, uh, wow, um, I'm gonna look really cute, though. Like, I'm just excited. Yeah, well, that's great. Yeah, great. Okay.

I can't fucking post anything on Instagram, Christian. Now that you... People have dressed, James Charles was pretty wise a couple of years. Oh. Oh. Okay, well, anyways. No! No!

Oh, no! Okay. Cool. Send us the pictures if you could, Christian. We'll love to see them. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. I spent $1,200 on the tailoring for that costume. No, you did.

I did. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Okay, yeah. Okay, bye. Okay, you can't. You have to pay. You have to be Pennywise.

Okay, okay, I got an idea. I'm telling you. Why would they sell it in Spirit Halloween? Why did you spend $1,200 on a Spirit Halloween costume? Well, because it would have been less bad if he wasn't Georgie. If he would have been the red balloon, it would have been a little better. I just, well, I didn't, he's the one that put the shit together. He was his idea.

I just followed. I was being a good supportive boyfriend by being like, babe, you choose the costume. So funny. He wanted to be Charlie the unicorn. You'll choose the costume. That's cute. I told him, fuck no. Why?

I don't want to be Charlie a fucking unicorn. What's Charlie the unicorn? This is it for the fucking. Candy Mountain Charlie. Candy Mountain. Wait, you guys will both be Charlie unicorn? There's two unicorn. There's two unicorns.

He wanted to be a Charlie Unicorn. That would have been awesome. He wanted to do that and I'd turn him down. Why? So you could be a pedophile? No, I didn't know. I didn't know.

I felt like you're stuck with that now. I didn't know. I cannot wait to see the pictures. I didn't know. For the record, most people won't think that. Of course. After we discussed it,

everyone. After we talk about this and I clip it for my TikTok, everybody's going to fucking exchange. Yeah, well, you better pose a picture. I'm sure you'll look off. You'll be a very beautiful pedophile. Yeah. You've never seen Charlie the Unicorn?

Yeah, you look like the hottest pedophile on the blog. Have you never seen it? Charlie the Unicorn. No, what the fuck is that? What? It's like a... Candy Mountain, Charlie. It's... Well, wait, no, no.

You will do a live react on the Patreon. Yeah. Watch Charlie the Unicorn. You got to, you have to have your first experience. It's like that thing when you're in junior high. It's like, it's like old internet. Yeah, like Charlie bit my finger. You know that one?

Like the little baby? Yeah. He's like, after the... the dentist? That's David after the dentist. Yeah. Oh, then I don't know Charlie, but my face. Um, okay. Okay. So what are you guys going to be

for Halloween? I'm evidently going to be a pedophile. I have to do. David Corrin's wet, Superman, at least one time and I'm going to probably do it tomorrow. Because if I don't do it, people are going to freak the fuck out on me. What is it called? Oh, Superman. Superman. Superman. Super. I have to do. That's fucking bad. He said David Corn.

David Corrence sweat. Oh, the actor. actor i see i see you're gonna be super you will look great at superman um we're being jessica rabbit and roger rabbit oh cute are you guys where are you guys going i thought you didn't have a party we don't i'm just dressing up and taking a picture that's awesome that's the saddest thing i've ever heard in my life well at least i'm doing it for stream you know what i mean well usually i'm the one that throws a Halloween party but i just decided not to this year because oh true i know i just decided not to But now I regret it because now everyone's messaging me

And they're like, cutie, we love your Halloween parties Are you hosting a Thanksgiving too? I'll do a Friendsgiving But I probably won't do a Thanksgiving You won't do a Thanksgiving? Yeah, because I might go to my sisters I guess we'll be in China No

For Friendsgiving, it would be Well, I could move it I guess we could go I haven't like I haven't put anything on the calendar So I could make it happen We could work around it But yeah We can work around Friendsgiving

Nervous and Sure, yeah. I think I, so I, every year for Halloween, my mom used to make homemade clam chowder. Mm-hmm. And sputnuts, it's a, it's a, sputnuts, I think it's an Idaho thing, but it's a mash, it's donuts made with mashed potatoes. What the fuck? Yeah. No, it does it.

No, they're really yummy. That sounds terrible. They're two of my favorite things. You could swing by and get some fresh ones. And usually I give them to, you like sushi's and burritos. Do you fuck with sushi Ritos? Sometimes, yeah. Sushi burritos?

You're a nasty, you're a nasty little freak. I'm taking away your way. Sushi burritos are delicious. Yeah, what are you talking about? Sounds terrible. Anyway. He's never had it. Wait, you just said...

Spud nuts. Yeah, he would love it. He loves food. I used to give him not to trick-or-treaters, but now we don't get any trick-or-treaters. No one trick-treats in L.A. They don't? No.

I mean, there's not really many neighborhoods. It's probably in a neighborhood. I know. I know. Like, if you lived in like a more... Um, If you lived in like a more Because like no one

No one comes to my house But I think people trick and treat around here I don't know Yeah because you're like No one comes to my house But I get I end up with so many I end up with so many extra donuts Every year

And they're only good fresh really So you're making these? Yeah every year I make them And I make homemade sputnuts Homemade clam chowder Inside homemade bread bowls With homemade root beer How come I've never had

Any of those things that you've made Um because I live so far away What the fuck And I can't like travel with it But you could come over tomorrow If you want maybe and have it

I've got nothing going on I'm not doing anything we're just going to watch like hocus pocus I think I would love that you want to come you were not invited Austin I can't

I can't because I have a party but that would be fun I would be there well you could swing by after if you want yeah well it's like a but what time are you doing by before

maybe I'll swing by before and have a bowl of clam chowder I'm allergic to clams but I'll have a donut I can have a donut I could have a donut I would love want to try the donut now. Would you quit stabbing that pumpkin?

I'm enjoying it. Fresh. Even if you just swing by and grab a donut and say trick-or-treat and then I'll give you a donut. Okay. Oh, we should go trick-or-treating at Cutie's house. Yeah, finally. You know-one comes freaking trick-or-treating my freaking house. On that note, though, we are going to trick-or-treat

our way into the Patreon portion of the broadcast, or the podcast, sorry. And you can check us out at patreon.com. There's a new vlog up on the Patreon right now. the last files, Hassan and I gets his injecting.

I took Austin such a long time that the fucking things grew back in my face by the time you can actually see it getting taken care of.

We'll do another vlog, the follow-up. Yeah, and we're obviously going to be uploading a lot more when we're in China. We're going to be

uploading a lot. Yeah, we are going to whip March every day. We're going to beat his ass and we'll film it. We'll film the ass beating.

Yeah, we're going to film his own ass beating. I love that. We'll put that on Patreon as well. but thank you so much for your support and we'll see you on the other side bye yeah they took my freaking kidney

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