Fear& - The Porter Robinson Episode | Fear&

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

Will is back, Hasan is missing, Porter Robinson is here, I'm on camera for the first time ever. This one is for the heads. Shoutout Porter for coming on. SMILE :D! his new album is out now, go listen to it it's incredible ♥✨ PATREON BONUS EPISODES✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧  https://linktr.ee/fearand❤️ follow our guest! ❤️Porter:  https://x.com/porterrobinson❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod00:00:00 - Intro00:01:20 - marche and porter intro00:03:10 - qts Britany tea00:07:07 - Cara Cunningham 00:08:22 - the 10000 dollar bet00:09:30 - we don't know this feeling00:11:20 - rate our cookies and music00:13:30 - who gave the usb00:17:57 - lil wayne x porter robinson00:19:40 - not an ad, album is incredible00:23:26 - qt vs porter typing challenge00:26:20 - qt summons something deep00:28:14 - internet trolls projecting00:30:26 - more about the vibes 00:32:25 - will was so real for this00:34:59 - EXCLUSIVE FEAR& LEAK00:37:00 - porter clocks qt 00:38:00 - b** Im taylor swift00:41:03 - best taylor album00:44:08 - America me up! 00:48:00 - sanding down your own hands00:51:10 - were going to make it everyone00:54:55 - small dog and crying baby00:57:49 - outro, BUY THE ALBUM!#hasanabi #porterrobinson    #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Well, I'm going to do this right now. I haven't done Halsey either yet. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. interesting. This is not an ad. I'm gonna show my boobs. Stay. Get some every time. Damn. No. I've never shown them. I've done that like three times for people. Oh, yeah. First time. Sorry. We gotta get our stories straight. We're ready. Ladies and gentlemen, survive the self-suck accident. I am back, and we have a legendary episode.

Don't worry about it. No explanation needed. I got it. We have a legendary episode for you because we have a very special guest, Mauricio Miranda, baby. That's right. Everybody's been asking finally for two years and I've decided today's the day

to come out and be on the podcast. I'm Hasan Piker. We switched positions today as you can see. And we're also joined by go ahead, do it. Joined by Porter Robinson. Hello. Cutie was late again. Yes, Cutie was late. But not wet. Yeah.

I'm so dry. I'm so dry. And I was helpful. I messaged Porter. You did. I usually don't help. So this is like a big thing for us. You could have helped by showing up wet, actually, because that's my normal tendency.

I would have felt a little more sane if there had been another wet-haired person in the mix. So you admitted you're a self-proclaimed wet bitch? A hundred percent, yeah. I'm late constantly, and I'm fresh out the shower. Why were you on time? Sorry, you're on time. Why were you on time today? Not to air you out, but I heard you were late yesterday.

I was. So I was fully expecting you to be like at least 30 an hour late which is fine yeah but you're on the dot 2 p.m not only was i late there but i got there and like ended up fucking around with the stream setup for like three to four hours before we actually got started so yeah you guys got my good side today 100 okay but i'm typically wet because well the reason i'm on time today is because my team, like, lied to me in my calendar about when I needed to be here. Dude, that's so streamer-coded. Yeah.

I've worked with streamers behind the scenes so many times, and the amount of times that, like, it's become common practice to, like, tell people 30 minutes before an hour before because streamers are notoriously the latest people. We told QD the pop was at 9 a.m. today. I'm here. No. All right. You guys taught me about something right before we went live that i've never heard of before drink autism can you dive into that yeah i like i like different temperatures i like different levels of sugar i like different so you like to have

multiple beverages salty i like something sweet sometimes the smoothie is like op if you have a smoothie available so it's like you like a smorgasbord. I like a smorgasbord. Okay. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. I think that, I mean, are you, are you drink neurotypical? I think so.

Yeah. I find myself often with multiple drinks in front of me at dinners because I just want to check all the, I feel like there's multiple boxes you need to check. It's like you need to hydrate obviously. And then for me it's like, I like to have like an alcoholic beverage typically and then a caffeinated beverage. I'm saying I need to check. It's like you need to hydrate, obviously. And then for me, it's like I like to have an alcoholic beverage, typically, and then a caffeinated beverage. I'm saying I need to add. I wonder if you need like a caloric one.

There's a protein one, hot one, cold one. Like, yeah, I wonder who decided that you can order multiple dishes, but you only really order one drink when you're out. You know what I mean? You get the water variant, but that's kind of how I knew I made it is I stopped being shy when I ordered drinks. I was like, ooh, I'll have an orange juice and this

and that and a coffee and a water. I made it. I made it. If they want to stop me from ordering a Diet Coke and a water and a hot tea, they're going to have to kill me. I'm not stopping. My chat makes fun of me all the time because I do my baking streams is all I do on the weekend.

I have an island of beverages yeah but cutie uh we have something we got to dive into before we get into our amazing guest uh i have something i have to air out with you is it is it halsey sampling lucky and then britney going on instagram and how did you know no it's not that okay wait what is the tea here did you see that no i didn, I didn't. Okay. Number one, I loved Lucky growing up. Best song ever. She's so lucky. She's a star. One of her most emotional songs, I think. I'm also reading Britney's book right now, so it's like

a moment for me. I'm having a Britney moment again in my life. I used to impersonate Britney Spears. Which? Professionally. You just aired yourself out. Let's see it. Yes! Give us a little lucky. So it aired yourself out. Let's see it. Oh, no. Give us a little lucky. So it's not good.

I'm the only one that applied. I think it was on a cruise ship. It was an application process. It was on a cruise ship. So, you know, they're desperate and I was awful, but I had a great attitude about it. And so I think they just like felt bad telling me that I should go. Is there a voice?

Give us the voice. Guys, number one, I haven't done it in years. Number two, I don't. Then why do you look so delighted right now? I think you want to do it. I love Britney and I'm just excited to be talking about Britney. Just give us a little.

I can't, Will. I couldn't sing it then. I can't sing it now. I need to like go to a class and learn how to actually sing it because people always ask me for that. As soon as I talk about it, they're like, do it. And I'm like, I don't know how I got the job. You just let our gas down. I feel like it's the kind of thing that you can't bring up

and not deliver on. Thank you, Porter. That's like bragging. I have three kids. Where? Show me pictures. no no just give us a little i don't know anyway so so this yeah halsey halsey sampled lucky and her new song that just came the music video came out yesterday beautiful music video and she's like in the music

video she's playing a pop star and also showing a child like watching that pop star and like looking up to them right okay because lucky's just that song about being like everyone thinks i'm so cool but i'm like really sad and lonely you know and she cries cries cries yeah and her lonely nights yeah um and so halsey makes this music video and then there's this instagram post from britney that's like how dare halsey make fun of me oh like make me look like a flippant pop star, which if you watch the music video, I don't believe is what's happening. So she took it wrong. Uh oh, Brittany. But then all

of a sudden Brittany deletes the post and posts another thing. She's like, JK, I love Halsey. That wasn't me on my Instagram account. That was somebody else. That was somebody else. That's crazy. We don't know. Well, we know. We have to find this hacker i think this is priority number one like priority number one expose britney's hacker so so what do we think

happened britney launched and then someone from her team was like no no no britney it's a tribute i don't know yes i think that's 100 but like let's afford her the plausible deniability around it like for sure you know these hackers have gotten very advanced these days and

Britney alone it could also be her dad I guess Chris Crocker yeah am I

am I dead naming am I dead naming here I don't know what Chris Crocker's current situation is but I would love

to have that I would love to have that money on it where have they been I don't Gabe is labeling

I used to watch Chris Crocker on the regular yeah Where have they been? I used to watch Chris Crocker on the regular. That was one of those legendary internet videos that kind of just everybody saw. Yeah. What was your real problem? Oh, my real problem. I don't know if you remember this, but I have a $10,000 bet

with a host that isn't here named Austin Show. And for a year... Wait! Oh my god! Kara Cunning here. Oh, frick. Name Austin show. And for a year. Wait. Oh, my God. Okay. Kara Cunningham. Okay. Beautiful. Glow up.

Kara Cunningham. Is she active on? Oh, thank God I'm not dead. I always get so nervous. What's she up to these days? With a black and white photo, I assumed dead, and that scared me really bad. She's still popping? Up on YouTube?

Oh, Instagram. No. No. I miss her. Kara Cunningham. Shouts out Kara Cunningham. We hope you're doing well. No, you pulled up a Republican Twitter page with the

Constitution as its image. That's not it. No, no, no. Anyway, as I was saying, $10,000 bet with our other host, Austin Show. The bet, for those of you who don't watch regularly. It kind of tastes like chicken noodle soup. Whoever, whatever happens first, Austin Show moving to

LA, or you flying on a plane. This bet has now been going since we started. You don't fly on airplanes? No. But you promised me you were. I didn't promise. I would say you did. were. I didn't promise. I would say you did. I know pinkies were up.

And what happened? I got scared. And you drove to your family reunion. 16 hours. Yeah. And now Austin's moving to LA. No, he's not. That's not happening.

Don't worry QT I haven't seen him in so long Where are you at with that? What do you want to have happen? I want to go to Vermont Or Oregon Because I want apple cider donuts I love the fall

Dream date I'm trying to use that as my starter And my appetizer. Do you have any phobias? I know, I could make it. Phobias? I don't know that I... Wait, Rika, do I have any phobias?

I don't think I do. Yeah. Certain feels. Well, okay, I do have one thing that I really don't like. You know the feeling of... You're in middle school, you're in high school, whatever. You have a piece of paper on the desk, right? And you're writing on it and there's just a little bit of

sand or dust between the paper and the desk. The feeling of like you move the paper like a centimeter and you hear like Oh my god. You had that in the chamber. The segment that we have planned later is going to absolutely destroy you.

What? Yeah. I can't believe how horrible this is. The construction paper sand challenge? Yeah. No, it's... Should we just dive into that? No, no, no.

We should... Let's give Paul a bit. No, here's the thing, though. With phobias, it's exposure therapy. You just got to dive into it. So Cutie's going to get on a plane, and you're going to get me a piece of paper and some sand. I think that's... I think it's why she's loaded so hard.

Like, it was top of mind. Like, did that happen to you recently? Well, she mentioned... No, it's like... It's the first thing I think about when I wake up. Yeah. First thing I think about in the morning, last thing I think about before I go to bed. You wake up right now, you're actually in high school.

Yeah, yeah. It's going to be full circle, and you sample that noise in a song oh and then you feel a little vinyl exposure therapy yeah binaural like get multi-microphone setup like it's gross right it's like a nails on a chalkboard thing it's like a sensory integration thing it's cutting cardboard is the one oh really that noise is like oh yeah the fact that it's kind of multi-layered yeah gross. Yeah. And it makes like a squeak. It's like a perfect register that... Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Oh, what does it make me bite my finger? Like... Yeah. It kind of makes me make it look like I'm pooping myself. I have a question for Porter and Porter only. Good. Good. Okay. What... How... Is it... So, I feel like... Because me, me i'm a baker so sometimes people will

be like beauty rate my cookies and i'm like i don't fucking care um do people do that with you in music like all the time wait how are people asking you to rate their cookies just send me a picture and i'm like good cookie people do send me their music um and honestly for the most part i don't i don't really I don't always listen. I'm going to be honest. Yeah, I don't play music. That's what I'm wondering. The thing is that music is a temporal medium.

It's like time. And so it's like, you can like look at a picture of cookies and kind of be like thumbs up, thumbs down. You still probably don't want to do that. But like sitting down and really like taking, like taking in a song. Also, like a first listen is also hard to figure out whether or not it's that the song is for you like it's like music is like an investment i think and so yeah so i think it's kind of more about finding the artists who you trust and like investing your

time into listening to their songs because like if you if you generally trust their worldview like you think they're not gonna waste your time you, when you put three or four listens in. That was so deep. Yeah. My bad. My bad. You know, we, uh,

I, somebody handed me a USB at my listening party the other day and we did plug it in, not into my computer, but it just like a random throwaway Mac book. Cause like, I think you can, you can like implode someone's computer.

That's right. That's how Brittany's hacker did it. So can you get a little more context on that? You had an album listening party two nights ago because your album just came out. I don't know if we've mentioned that. We're going to broach that. I want to finish this.

I was going to say, did a random fan just give it to you? Or how did that happen? It was Marsh. Will and I were there, by the way. Wait, are you going to play your music to me today? Should we do that? I don't have any music. Your style is really giving musician.

You're the first person to ever tell me that. That's so great. Thank you. It's very sweet. People always think, oh, you look like you're in a rock band or something. That's sick. I'm not gatekeeping the musician look from anybody. You are a huge fashion inspo for me, so you have no idea how much that means to me.

You're kind of the apprentice has become the master here. We're recording this, right? Like, this is all on camera. Did you guys just become best friends? What the hell? Holy shit. Okay, I really want to know, though, how did you get the USB? Because this is crazy.

Did somebody just, like, shove it in your face and you were like... People do that sometimes. They handed it to my friend Luke from the group Wave Dash. I was there. I was fucking going. I put him on the Wave Dash. He's a fan now. At that show.

I feel like Wave Dash could go hard in the gym. You look like you hit the gym. They played a lot of my favorite genre, which is an unofficial genre that I called homo house. If you give me some gay house music, I'm there with it. Booty shaking.

There was a lot of that that night. That's the best.'s like the peak of music it's it was crazy like being into electronic music and growing up in north carolina and like it had this like gay reputation and it's like yeah like gay people have been like five years ahead of everybody else it's for sure yeah yeah um wait what was the question about usb oh yeah good it was kind of cool how did it get to you it went to luke from wavedash and then we brought it back to the airbnb and just plugged in and listened to it and there's some like edits of some skrillex songs and some edits of like wavedash songs and it was

it was like there was some plausible stuff on there i'm not like i'm not breaking out the checkbook i'm not signing anybody but um it was it was pretty cool yeah cool little vibe that's fun um i think the thing that happens more often is i'm just like i am digging obsessively deep on stuff on like soundcloud and beatport and like yeah i'll find somebody that has 200 followers and become obsessed with them and then message them like hey i'm so sorry can you send me this thing from this mix you did three years ago and they're like you like you were my first concert you were literally the goat of crate digging seriously like fucking you put me on like james james james and like so many like sound cuts like deep cuts too and i i have like i have

a lot of like musician friends and dj friends and for sure your reputation among our group is like a goat crate digger like that's awesome i I feel like you always just like elevate, like you said, these people with like 200 followers. Like a YouTube video of a song that has like a thousand views. And just like I hear it in your sets. I'm like, how the fuck did you find this? Thank you. It's just me being like a huge nerd and being insanely obsessed with like digging deep. We're just little us nerds noticing.

Hey, thank you. I feel like everything is for the nerds. I feel like otaku became this like bad word or became like this reputation for being nerds I feel like otaku Became this bad word Or became this reputation Wait what's otaku? It's just like the shut ins Japanese word for somebody who's obsessed with anything

Welcome to the NHK Is that otaku? There's another word Hakikomori Nice we're there Japanese lessons today too This is kind of a nice match I don't fit in very often

We gotta digress You have a new album out Called Smile We bought tickets Capital D Unicode vibes I've never seen you perform Me and Ludwig bought

He was really excited Ludwig bought, he was really excited. Ludwig bought tickets and he was like, I got tickets to Porto. So we'll be there. That makes me happy. Thank you. Yeah. It had a lot of emo vibes. I wasn't expecting.

I know. I wasn't expecting it either, actually. It's like. That's crazy because you made it. I know. I know. That's the thing that I feel like I didn't get this until I started like getting better at music.

But I thought that artists just like picked what they were going to make. Yeah. Knew how to make it and then made it. And the real process is just so much more messy. Like I just you start messing around with one idea and it takes a left turn. And all of a sudden I was like an emo town. And I'm like I'm feeling something here. So I'm going to stay here.

Yeah. Like it's never by design for me. Like I was trying to make shit that felt like kind of like the poppy electronica side of like warp tour music that was my initial vision for it i was like in order and that's very cheerleader yeah exactly you know your stuff okay hold on i'm feeling very welcomed today yeah i'm feeling very welcome oh i was i'm ready for this yeah yeah yeah wow amazing yeah you're at the listening party that's right For sure. And I knocked over like six people to get a piece of the – Oh, yeah. Dude, he was like locked in.

Who handed it to you? It was – It was thrown. It was thrown. Yeah. I believe you threw it. Really? I went for it and I missed it and someone saw how vehemently I had been trying to get one

and they shamefully handed it to me like, you want this more than I do. Wow. If there had been a video of that moment that would be your baseball like like a grown man topples over like a four foot nine four foot nine raver girl and it was it was not my proudest moment yeah yeah i definitely threw both it was the letter i in the in the okay the entirety of the letter i it's this long strip there is one thing i wanted to ask you about the album though that was shocking to me. You have one of the most unlikely features, like flabbergasted. Lil Wayne showed up on one of your songs. What?

Yes. I had luck. And it kind of sounded like he was calling you. How did that happen? Yeah, it wasn't Lil Wayne calling me. It's an interview that he gave. It's an old YouTube video. It kind of went Facebook viral back in the day.

Of Lil Wayne kind of answering questions went facebook viral back in the day okay of low wayne kind of answering questions in an interview about his lean addiction uh is that the miss katie i'm a gangster one no but he does mention katie couric in this interview okay he says like i was on katie couric with 60 minutes like where you basically the interviewer is pressing him like what's what's in your cup what are you drinking yeah and And he's like, he's like, you know what it is? It's bone broth. It's bone broth. I got nervous. I had the miso in the cup.

You have one walkie slush. You need to have one. Yeah, and so he's being pressed by the interview about what's in the cup. And he's like, well, I kind of put the cup down. And the interviewer's like, oh, that's a beautiful thing. Like, you're trying to fix your lean addiction. And Lil Wayne's like, it's not a beautiful thing because you don't know what's in my cup and suck my dick and fuck you and it's just it's like it's like he's being very unagreeable but he's also

being really catchy yeah like everything he says sounds like music to me in the interview so i was trying to do the like i don't know like midwest emo over drake and josh clip like do you ever seen any of those videos that went around it would be like people playing emotional guitar music over a clip from like a TV. I haven't seen that. I feel like that's a genre that you didn't know you needed in your life. I know. I feel like this entire album is actually very much up your alley. I haven't listened to it yet.

I like to, I do whole album listens in my tub. Oh, that's really nice. So I like literally set it aside and then I do my whole album. Well, I'm going to do this right now. I haven't done Halsey either yet. If you're listening to this,

the album is out now. Smile. Get in the tub now! Capital D exclamation point. Please don't click off the video. I'm serious. We're going to be so funny after this.

I promise you. It's going to be so interesting. This is not an ad. I'm going to show my boobs. Stay. Get some every time. Damn. No. She's going to be so interesting. This is not an ad. I'm going to show my boobs. Stay. Get some every time. I've never shown them. Three times for people.

We got to get our story straight. The album is out. Anyway. The other thing I learned at that show that was mind-boggling to me. You're the fastest typist I've ever seen in my life. Dude, yes. I was bricking it.

I was bricking it on stage. Dude, it was like – That was like bricking it? Yeah. That was impressive. Seriously? You're like spot fast. That was crazy.

That is the opposite of how I feel. So, okay, so for viewers for context, what happened was we had my album cover like printed out in this big – what is it? A big sheet or whatever? Yeah, yeah. Like a banner kind of thing. Big old banner. We had a projector and we had Microsoft Word open.

I was just typing. The lyrics to the song. The words would come up. I was live typing the lyrics. What are you, 120 words per minute? Be honest. Should we get out the... Can we do that? You would have to sit off camera, I guess. I have my laptop here, right?

We need that. Oh, you want us to retype this? We need this. We need this. Yeah. Because we actually took each other aside and were like, is he typing that? There's no way it's that fast. We should put this on something. Not only typing, but you were resizing fonts and using alt codes with a smiley face.

And I was like, what the fuck? How are you doing this so quickly? Yeah. Okay. So that was accidental. The different font sizes, that was accidental the different like font sizes Well, that was happening by itself. I don't know what was happening Try it might be too big speed typist. What's the Wi-Fi that looks great in the frame? I don't know if it'll... I can try it. This will work. Might be too big.

Speed typist. Wait, what's the Wi-Fi? That looks great in the frame. I don't know if it'll sit the... Get Kaia in here to knock it over. You want to just lay it flat on the table maybe? Yeah. Does that look good, Gabe?

Yeah, that looks sick. Okay, so wait. Was speedtypist.com? Yes. I think so. Speedtypist. I have no idea. But you were doing this while a listening party was happening.

Which I want to talk to you about also because you mentioned it was your first listening party. Looks like we don't want to do the typing game. Okay. No, no, no. I was drilling you. We were drilling the air. Porter, we have drink autism. They have ADHD.

I have severe ADHD. I don't know if you've caught on. Say a diagnosis. I got it. It's very conducive to podcasting We need to get him some internet That's true A hotspot

Dude thank god this isn't live While it's working I will distract everyone By singing Pink Pony Club So we'll do What metrics do we want We could do a 30 seconds test, medium text, easy text, hard text Pink Pony Club. Yeah, thanks. So we'll do... All right, he's pulling it up. What metrics do we want? We could do a... What?

I think... Just 30 seconds test, medium text, easy text, hard text, benchmark, certificate, tricky spelling. Maybe just middle of the road. Medium. Medium. By the way, I gotta turn off my notifications one time, by the way. Okay. Oh, okay, cool.

Mike, you know me. My camera's broken. While he's hitting that up, I didn't know it was called Deco Den one word. I thought it was called Deco, and you went to a den to do it. She's starting like a... I'm starting a Deco Den business.

Sorry. Okay, we are ready. Was it fun? We'll let you focus. Okay. Hold on. The mic is out of the way. We're going to see your words per minute here.

Don't choke. This would be really embarrassing. Because you guys are being too supportive. So I need to like. Put it on something then. Okay. Whoever wins. No, she's not going to win.

She can't type. Whoever's slowest. Whoever's slowest has to do their Britney Spears impression. It's going to be me. I'm dyslexic and I can't type. No, I like that. Whoever's slowest has to type. Fuck. We're both dyslexic okay yep hit it

he's choking i'm i am choking he's absolutely we might hear porter do American needs this right now. I'm warming up. I'm warming up. Oh, my gosh. Okay, now... Dude. No! What?

I can't believe this is happening. Oh, my God. The pressure was too much. I'm taking off my rings. Oh. What did he get? Oh. Show speed results.

Oh, no. It's loading loading click the button there's an ad wow I don't know who needs to hear this but you can automate the entire M2M process wait best of three please best of three, please. Best of three.

The internet needs you to sing, Brittany. What's the result? We don't know. I choked so fucking hard. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. That's crazy because you were typing in front of like 500 people. I know.

Yeah, and you didn't miss anything. There's so many typos. Yeah, but it was still very impressive. Okay, clearly the site sucks, right? Wait, no, no, no. You're just trying to get out of your results. This is the longest ad ever. Give them their promo.

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There's no way I can beat that. But with 89% accuracy, 68. Dude, 68 words per minute. There's no way I can beat that. But with 89% accuracy, 68. Dude, 68 words per minute. Does accuracy matter to us? Well, it will multiply your accuracy by your time. So your score is 68? 68. All right.

I can't beat that. I can't beat that. Am I cutie? Well, you've got to. Let's just do cutie and Porter. Yes. Why? Because cutie's going to do our impression of Britney Spears.

Or cutie, if you lock the fuck in. Oh, shit, my bad. You're about to be a hero to the entire internet if you lock in one time, Cutie. Dude, the average type is just 36. Ha! Dude, Porter is beside himself. I fell off. I'm so upset.

Beside himself. You had four typos. Dude, this is so, this is not good. Okay, you got this, Cutieie i need you to summon something deep yeah that's it someone's summon something deep oh your hands are shaking okay wait has it started okay okay it starts as soon as yes- Yes, yes, you have to be careful. I'm so nervous. Okay. Oh, Judy! She tapped out!

I didn't think I'd edit this. The first thing she did. Okay, yes, yes, yes. Word, word. Opossum. That's, that's ogre. Bye. All right, I'm good. Shut up!

Don't start it! Tail is a- Here, I'll read it to you. Most adult opossums. Wait. How do you spell opossum? Oh, fuck. Cannot support their weight for now.

Oh, God. Wait, yeah. There's another three-minute ad I'm going to. Calls. No! Oh, God. There's another three-minute ad I'm going to... Calls! We'll edit this out. 44? Oh, no. No typos.

That's good. Wait. Can I do it without typo? Can I do it with typo? No, but that will lower your score. Kitty. A little Britney. A little Britney.

Come on. Give us a quick Britney. Oh, baby, baby. All right. That's it. Thank you. That was what I had in the chamber as well. I was going to do that same line, and I was going to do the same thing.

I started clapping because I felt like that's what I would have needed in that moment. Thank you guys. You didn't clap because it was good? No, it was good. So I get a feature? Yeah, so she was not happy with... Here's the thing. think when people like lash out At somebody especially over the internet

I think 99% of the time they're kind of Showing their own like weak point They're kind of showing the thing that there's The way that Like they've been hit where it hurts you know what I'm saying Like when 99% of the time When I see someone like kind of Saying I'm cringe or jumping down my throat

Over whatever it is, it's like, like my Japan influences, like I'll look at their profile and they're all into animation. You know what I mean? It's like, they're just jealous that you're living the life. Yeah.

And it's like, people hate to see somebody else be perceived the way that you don't want to be perceived. You know, you know where I get nasty. This is so funny, but I always like get this weird feeling about people that like self-invite. Like I'll be like, why are they always inviting themselves?

Why are they inviting? And I get annoyed. And I'm like, oh, it's because I always feel left out. Isn't that sad? Anyway, thanks for filming. Sorry for me. You did the first thing you said when me and Will were at the album listening party last night. You said, where's my invite?

Yeah, where was my invite? That's the first thing you said. No, it's like cool though. I was like so busy. I was so busy. You don't do clubs. What are your album listening parties like? This is the first one ever actually.

I was going to say, the reason the whole typing thing came up is like you mentioned that that was your first album listening party and it's the first one that I've been to. I think the first one you've been to too. I definitely didn't know how to consume it because it felt like a show but you weren't performing it wasn't performing but i feel like you kind of also had that vibe where you're like i feel like i should be performing right now because on stage with those people but like you're like we're just listening so i'm curious like what was that like for you like yeah it was

so i i saw like i watched billy eilish's listening party that she did for Hit Me Soft and Hard. And it was sort of a similar vibe. Like, she had the music playing and she was just kind of, like, running around and mouthing the lyrics. And just, it was purely energetic. It was hype, by the way. People fucking loved it. Yeah, yeah. It worked, you know.

And it was, like, it kind of reminded me of how a lot of, like, modern, like, hip-hop shows, it'll, like, a lot of the people aren't performing each word of the song. Oh, I didn't know that was a thing until I watched Lil Durk's concert recently. It's like 90% backtrack. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes it's almost like a DJ set in a way. It's more about the vibes and it's more about the energy. Why is that?

What? DJ sets are... Why did Lil... No, I know DJ, but why did Lil Durk not sing his songs? Yeah, I don't know. Why does he just say like, yeah, everyone's fine? Some people hate it and and some people, like, love it. Like, I feel like in the, like, vamp world, like, Playboi Carti and all the, Ken Carson,

all the runoff around that, like, people don't want to see the artist, like, carefully delivering every word. They just want the vibes. They just want to, like, rage. You know what I mean? It's like a party. Yeah, yeah. I see.

It's like about hearing the actual MP3 file loud as fuck and going crazy, you know? It's almost like performing it live, like, the audio won't sound as, like, lit as it was before. I see. It's like about hearing the actual MP3 file loud as fuck and going crazy. You know, it's almost like performing it live. Like the audio won't sound as like lit as it was before. I want to be a rapper now. That would be huge. You actually made, didn't you make a diss track about me once? Yeah, I did. Yeah.

I'm a pretty good writer, but I just, I would need a makeover, I think. Well, the listening party was awesome and it felt very full circle for me because I told you, I saw you when you were 19 in North Carolina. I am now 35 years old. Oh, 35. Okay. Or 34.

Hell out. I gave myself a call. What the fuck? I saw you when you were 19. The age gap wasn't crazy at the time. The age gap was three years at the time the age gap was three years at the time there's laws for that

it was a Romeo and Juliet law oh my god but it was crazy because I had a British friend who was like that is crazy a rabid consumer of you and he basically spoke about you like you were a prodigy so we went to see you and you were as delivered and now years later

We're going to your listening party and I'm a huge fan, but Marsh is the biggest fan Yeah, he made us promise not to be not to embarrass him alone with you because he was nervous But I have to talk to cutie in the kitchen first Okay Hit me what do you got? What do you got? he was nervous but I have to talk to Cutie in the kitchen for a second okay let's do it hit me what do you got I didn't know this was happening I also didn't know this was happening I still don't know what is happening

is it just us okay hit me I don't know what should I say I mean you've played it very very cool It's just us. Okay, hit me. I don't know. What should I say? I mean. You've played it very, very cool. Like, obviously, if I saw you in the streets, I would immediately clock. I'd be like, this person definitely listens to my music.

You think so? Yeah, 100%. I give like. Yes. Okay. Yes, you definitely give Porter a listener in a very good way. I like. Your style is fucking awesome. Like I said, the fucking apprentice became the master today.

You look amazing. He said shit because it's crazy. That's why they brought me here. No, I mean, I definitely was super nervous going into it because, yeah, I've just been a huge fan for a super long time. I think I started listening to your shit like 2017, 20. I caught the tail end of the world's era. OK, so it's like a little late shelter or was sheltered? It was like it was like late shelter. And then virtual selfless virtual. And that's like, I mean shelter or was sheltered? It was like, it was like late shelter. And then, um, virtual self was virtual.

So, and that's like, I mean that shit, that your favorite, that's for sure. My favorite, just because I grew up on very similar stuff. Like I didn't realize growing up,

like being nine, 10 years old, spamming DDR that I was being exposed to like trance and techno and stuff. Just, and like that. And then the limewire era came out and early, the kind of like EDM was really influential for me. So virtual self spoke to me so hardcore.

So I'd be remiss to not bring it up. But then Nurture was my shit too. I fucking love Nurture. I went to so many of those shows. Second Skies and then Smile Sickest Fluff. Awesome, thank you. No, thank you. I got it all out there.

I was very nervous. Rika, my wife, she's like, I think virtual self might be her favorite. And her dad loves virtual self might be her favorite. Yeah. And her dad loves virtual self more than anybody I've ever seen. Your dad sounds cool as fuck. He is really cool. Well, he actually lived in Japan in the 90s.

And that's how Rika came about, was Rika's dad living in Japan in the 90s. That's how she was like, man. Yeah, yes. That's how we got her. That's how we got her that's how we got rika um he uh and he was like in the military but i think he was also like going out and going clubbing and stuff so he was like going to clubs in japan and hearing like captain jack and all this like euro dance bubblegum stuff erotic and all this other yeah great euro dance so he he

loves the virtual okay and i'm speaking on that too, as far as next era, it's time. Time for Eurodance Porter. Just fully embrace. I kind of did it when I was 15, but I will say I did. No, but now to really bring it. The Eurodance revival in the West, just fucking lead that charge. Wait, I do have a collab with Wavedash that's coming out.

Is that coming out? Yeah. Are you leaking that right now? Yeah, it is. like is is that coming out yeah are you leaking that right now yeah it is yeah i'm i'm i fucking love that song thank you i just assumed we'd never hear it yeah yeah i think that i think that you know they're they're cooking up like another body of work right now um but the plan is to release that you just made me so happy yeah i love that song they inspired the shit out of me because wavedash they were the first like people under the age of like or like first Non-millennials I guess that I saw on stage like DJing like cascada every time we touch like playing

Yo, like I thought that was like a kind of like a millennial cringe nostalgia thing Oh, but they're like I think it's like come back in like a very real way because like it's for a lot of people It's kind of novel. Yeah, that's so much much time has passed i think yeah but it is for sure the shit i grew up on i'm 28 so like i was also kind of like how old are you i'm 32 baby yeah yeah yeah i'm like i got two years on you yeah so i have the past to say millennial cringe yeah that's my whole life but i take it back that's my lifestyle yeah Fuck, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. But so when Wave Dash was like surprise guest introed at your listening party. Wait, why didn't we play that at the listening party? I don't know.

They were on stage with me. We should have played our collab. Yeah. Wave Dash, y'all fell off. They messed up. But so when they were setting up, I was like, oh, you're going to love Wave Dash. Will, they play a bunch of like that OG rave shit. Yeah, that's my

shit right there. They're sick. I need a fan now. That's awesome. I should have brought them along. I didn't know what the vibes were coming here. Vibes are solid. You love when people invite themselves. I genuinely do. That's the thing is once they're there,

I like it. I think I just sit there and I envy it. And I'm like, why are they here? And then I'm like, oh. Do you wish you had the ability to self-invite and be confident about it? I wish I had the confidence. But when you see somebody else do it, it feels like how dare you? And then I see them glowing and I'm like, I wish I lived that life. I wish I was them.

Judy, how many times did you go to the Heiress tour? What? Three. Three times? Three times. times did you go to the heirs tour three times three times i'm trying to go a fourth time but i have a theory that she's going to extend and come back down to california because the heirs tour is supposed to end in vancouver yeah um but indulge me i'm ready i love it on her instagram she thanks the city every time she leaves it she She's like, thanks so much. And she never posted a thank you to L.A. And if she extends her tour by two weeks.

Oh, you think she's coming back? Yeah. So she comes back down to L.A. If she extends her tour by two weeks and her tour is longer than Harry Styles, she's a petty bitch. Why wouldn't she go longer than Harry Styles? Love her for that. Also, the entire set has changed.

Also, her original film was filmed at sofi so it would make sense to refilm at sofi now that the set's changed and the dates are available and it would be on her birthday i feel like you need i think you need like one of those poster boards with a bunch of like different like some pins and some string and i think that would help you figure out like what she's gonna do next. You don't know this. You actually shout out Taylor Swift on the album. I did say, bitch, I'm Taylor Swift at one point. Cool.

I'm excited. Here's the thing. I've gotten a lot of questions like, are you Taylor Swift? We've never seen you in the same place at the same time. Am I? Yeah. I gotta think about that.

But the reason I said that was because like it was at peak Taylor Swift, like being the biggest artist in the world. And like I was hyper focused at that point on the album on this idea of like musical tropes and musical cliches. Hold on. No, it's fine. I can't be offended. I love her too much.

It doesn't matter. I love that energy by the way i love that you could be like she is uh like freaking she is the reason the two towers fell and i'd be like that is wild but you know like i i just think you can't change my opinion on her. I'm not going to try to. In fact, this comes from a place of appreciation. I was hyper-focused on this album on the idea of musical

tropes and cliches. There's certain musical moves. Think about how in movies you'll see blue-orange contrast a lot. That's a thing that people do a lot. In music, there's certain musical moves that just show up again and again. Like drum patterns patterns chord progressions and i was really embracing those on this because it's like to me there's an insane beauty in how like whether you're in like in china or brazil or in sweden or in the u.s like these same motifs appear again and again and again like it reflects something in us is this the answer c c e oh c d g e off at c d g because

that would be along with me is d d d d d d d d d that one which is the three that's what is that a a minor i don't know it's oftentimes it'sG-A-F Or That's probably what it is C-G-A-F C-E-A-F Yeah And I did that And I rinsed that progression On this album

Really? Yes Intentionally? Yes On purpose Yeah Whoa I was like sitting there

With a guitar Trying to write the second Verse melody And then They're literally Bitch I'm Taylor Swift Popped in my head And I was like

That's so stupid Like I could never I can't put that In a Porter Robinson song I could never get away with that but then like i've been trying to train this other part of my brain the part that's always stopping me i've been trying to kill that part of my brain and the other part of my brain that says what if it's goaded though like yeah like there's a little part of me that's like what if this stupidest shit that just popped in my mind is actually the best part of this song everyone shouted that everyone screams it's crazy like

in the show don't know my schedule on the fifth bitch i'm taylor sweat like the crowd goes so crazy yeah that shit yeah that's cool people like some stupid shit too that's the other thing yeah no people like punch lines yeah that's true that's true yeah i still don't really know what the line means to be honest with you okay it means you're that bitch yeah that's good own it be that bitch what's your favorite taylor album um how much time you got no i think a folklore or reputation or like i like reputations a crazy reputations why um no it's great because it didn't win any grammys it's awesome it's our best album for sure why wait do you like taylor swift is that have you gone to the airstream i i am a

red in 1989 person it's oh we're different yeah yeah i really i like i love like the most saccharine like max martin okay that's what i that's oh yeah i love like i love the like the like red i love so much and like and red used to be one of my favorites yeah so i get it but like as a as a writer like i know that her last three albums have been where she like she's like really like busting out the pen and like like going deep and being way more personal and it's like i just have such a musical sweet tooth that i like i love the i love the like oh so you that so i'm the i'm different i only listen for lyricism i don't really care about the yeah which isn't normal.

I've learned. I think most people like, cause even Hassan and Will and Marsh, not so much. Cause he's usually over there. They're always like, Oh, Taylor Swift.

She always is writing about breaking up with boyfriends. It's like, no, those are just the poppy ones that get famous. And it's like, and those are ones that stick to your, you got blank space. You've got,

I knew you were trouble. And those are like the bops. But like no one's sitting there listening to like stop you're losing me which is like tragic which is what's it about well stop you're losing me is about ending a relationship that's what i fucking thought there's bigger than the whole sky there's marjorie there's there's a lot there's a lot i will say okay the last note on taylor for today if you'll allow that they don't like when i talk about taylor so for the record porter brought it up it wasn't me I will say, okay, the last note on Taylor for today, if you'll allow that. They don't like when I talk about Taylor.

So for the record, Porter brought it up. It wasn't me. I watched the Heirs Tour, the like video version of it. I didn't go. My favorite section of that show, as somebody who had not listened to that album, was the folklore section. I thought that was the most beautiful part of the show. I really, really appreciated that as a, like that was the part that felt the least produced and most intimate.

And it was resonating with me. So I gotta like give that album yeah i also what's the song um i dude this song caught the most strays off tortured poets department this is the one that everyone i hate it here wait wait no well i thought it was but daddy i love him or whatever oh really i saw so much i love song. I thought that song was beautiful. I thought you were talking about I hate it here because she was like, I'd choose the 1830s, but without all the racists. Oh, yeah, yeah. And everyone was like, racist.

Maybe if she just full sent that without any kind of apology, like it would have caught less strays. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, just the 1830s. Like sometimes putting an asterisk on something makes you like opens you up you know what I mean wait what are you talking about but daddy I love him you just love it I thought it was really I thought it was a beautiful song

I thought it was lyrically extremely poignant and wait you don't fuck with this holy shit we're done that was me being really generous just now and you just like smacked it out of the air I'm more of like a black dog girl and my bad my bad my bad well yeah you know speaking of beautiful things i i do a segment

here on the show uh and typically it's it's pretty silly but this week is very serious because our country is at a very tumultuous period of time yeah and i think we need heroes so this is a segment called America Me Up, where I teach my cohorts about things that are uniquely American. Moments, people. And this week we're going to talk about a hero. Have you heard of Guy Punches Rock on TikTok? No, this has not hit my algo yet.

This is a man who is making his hands stronger to punch concrete with dog medicine. Oh, okay, I have seen this. With dog medicine? Yes, that's correct. Go ahead and pull that concrete with dog medicine. With dog medicine? Go ahead and pull that up for us. To make dog medicine? He's making his hands stronger with dog medicine. I did two hours of research today on a guy who punches rocks.

His name is Ted. He is a former martial artist. Go to day 182. The first one is actually the one we should start with okay the first video i ever made yeah go ahead just let's get a take right here this is an american hero right here oh oh my god yeah he just punched a cinder block but don't worry dude oh shit

oh my god this is like hope core like this is like god I'm gonna be the first person on fear end to ever say this I fucking love America. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this shit.

I don't want it to end. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. All right. So while you pull up the next video, I have all the background. They say men don't have hobbies.

Yeah, that's right. This is Ted. And Ted is a former martial artist who had a bunch of concrete and he tried to throw it away. And his trash service said, you can't throw away this much concrete. That's crazy. Life can be so beautiful sometimes.

It's actually insane. Like you never know what's coming your way. I love it. This is so deadly serious. And so he was faced with a dilemma where he had all this concrete. And apparently I think his aunt needed gravel for her driveway and so ted started to break up the concrete with a hammer and halfway

through he decided he was going to use his hands and he began to break up you know what's funny yes is i gave a lecture the other day on stream about how men shouldn't use their hands and in fact they should use tools because why get through concrete with your hands when you could use a jackhammer i'm obviously referring to sex but um huh i wasn't picking up on that at all i'm such a virgin but this is the opposite yeah which is crazy and i'm sorry i was wrong essentially he began his journey breaking up all this concrete with his hands and he posted it it on TikTok, and people told him it wasn't possible. Oh, my God. I just got the chills.

Yeah. So he decided that this is all verbatim out of his mouth, to inspire people to attempt the impossible. We've got to have him on the pod. He was going to break up all of this concrete with his hands, but he found that his hands simply weren't strong enough. So he began spraying his dachshunds dog medicine. I don't get it.

Okay, that's the part that I need. I need more. I need more. Did he choose that for a reason? Did he choose the dachshunds? There will be no more questions on that. So this is the part that's really going to trigger you. This is him filing down a piece of wood with his hands.

So now his hands have become so strong that he can sand wood down. So let's go ahead and play this. This video came across my algorithm. That is him sanding a piece of wood. I do feel bad if he does have a girlfriend.

So he puts sandpaper in his boxing gloves when he punches to even further toughen his hands. This is so crazy. Dude. Yeah, I like this third comment here that says, what does dog medicine have to do with any of this? And what do you use? Well, that's actually his title is Fist of the Dog Medicine.

You can see it there. This is the type of shit that AI will never think of. Humans are so beautiful, it's unreal. That's the dog medicine now. That's the dog medicine. Which is, I think it's for dogs' pads on their hands to toughen up the pads of their feet. Oh my god, the cracking.

So now he's striking a match on his fist. Wait, his hands are so fucked up though. Like, I don't know what I was imagining. When you say fucked up, he's strengthened them now. To inspire people. Yeah, he's inspiring. Yeah, so Cutie, going back to your metaphor here earlier,

how does this fit into that? I don't know. I've never been more confused. The thing that we're learning here is that in all facets, the hands are highly adaptable. They can become anything. You just need to put dog medicine on them.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is, Porter, you're a great guest, you're whatever, but fist of dog medicine, if you want to come on the podcast. Honestly, I've wasted your time today. Let's be honest. How tough are your hands, Porter? So not tough. Can we get some dog medicine in here?

I like how it's nondescript dog medicine and he's made his name fist of the dog medicine. It's really weird because it's this fascinating mix of both being kind of high production value. Like he's clearly put a lot of time into the edit. And there's like these, there's these PSAs on there, but he's also not explaining himself that well. He's like totally comfortable to just say, I'm putting dog medicine on my hands and give no context to that. You know what I mean? Like, well, he's inspiring the youth.

Yeah. Chang comments. What does dog medicine do my hands and give no context to that you know what i mean like yeah well he's inspiring the youth yeah chang comments what does dog medicine do for humans a captain zande says gives them reassurance knowing that the medicine is starting to heal their dog yeah i don't get it we're not well then nathan says will it work on feet they has no fucking yeah wait audrey with the insightful comment it sounds painful crying emoji. Well, his hands got so- Can you do a longer version from Harvey? His hands got so tough that he started to branch out, and now he's cracking cement with his forehead. He's chewing cement. What does that mean?

Can I chew concrete? Well, go ahead and take a look. There he is. Oh my God, he's just breaking them casually now. Yes. His hands, the dog them casually Yes his hands The dog medicine has made his hands so strong See this is why I don't worry about

Like if there's ever a time where I didn't like that If AI replaces every human job And it's like UBI all the way around And like no one's working anymore We're gonna figure it out Like People are gonna do this shit till kingdom come.

Yeah. They're going to find something and create meaning out of it no matter what it is. Not even Watson, not even our most advanced computers could ever hope to make this of the dog medicine. I love that he's just wearing a Dragon Ball Z shirt, too. I hate the sound so much. I feel it in my mouth. There he is eating some more concrete. He doesn't look like he likes it.

No. And the dog medicine doesn't work on his teeth, apparently. Yeah, I don't like it. That's just unlikely. That's really unfortunate. Yeah, it's his secret serum. All right, so you can go ahead and pause. That's our America Me Up this week. Yeah. F fist of the dog medicine that's fucking awesome thank you for i

mean i this this came across my feed and i saw him say that like a sensory nightmare is about to happen with his hands and i was like i don't i don't need this today yeah um but i i honestly you're glad you took the ride yeah it's like the meme of the guy who's like digging and he's about to get to the diamonds and he walks away sadly with his pickaxe. That was me watching the first two and a half seconds of this video. Yeah. So Porter, do you have any hidden talents like that?

Can you do anything like that? I mean, the music's great. Yeah. I mean, I have one that I've done a lot. I do like, I can do fake languages. I can do like, yeah, yeah, yeah i can i can do like fake um like i was i've been trying to my newest one has been trying to learn fake swedish okay yeah and could you give us a little fake swedish yes swedish to me sounds kind of like um because i've done a bunch of like german

french yeah or obviously a lot of chinese i've not i'm not hit the chinese one yet publicly um that one's still in the lab the the the swedish one is kind of like it's like that's very fake swedish yeah it's like it sounds like a sim sim. Yeah, it is kind of simlish-y. Can you do simlish? Oh, I just know like zoop. I mean, I'm not fluent. I can understand it. Yeah. I can't speak it.

Yeah, zoop zoop. What else is there? There's like, I remember in The Sims 1, sometimes your sim would be eating food and they'd be like, hmm, this girl is fremish-y. Oh my god, yeah. You know what the fuck I'm talking about? That just gave me a yes. That one hits you because it almost sounds like this gruel is famishing or something.

You're talking about the PlayStation one, too. They must have used the same voice line. Okay, this is the wildest connection because I know you're a big Sim person. I'm a big Sim person. That was crazy. When you were saying he was like, you're a pop, and you're like, I was doing that when I was 15. I was like, I was having an affair with my maid since when I was 15. Yeah, we all did that like having an affair with my maid. Yeah. When I was 15.

Yeah. We all did that. We all drowned at a sim in the pool too. Yeah. Getting you. There's no feeling of power quite like deleting that ladder and just accelerating time, watching him swim in circles.

Yeah. That roller coaster tycoon, just sending a beam coaster into space and letting it crash. I'm sad. I missed roller coaster tycoon. I feel like that was, yeah. Oh,

you missed it. I didn't play it. You got to play parkitect. I play it all the time. It's kind of the closest replacementer Coaster Tycoon. I feel like that was... Oh, you missed it? I didn't play it. You gotta play Parkitect. I play it all the time. It's kind of the closest replacement to Roller Coaster Tycoon. Have y'all ever tried to like... Do you ever have like a niece or nephew or something and you're like, Oh, do you want to like try Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?

And they're like, we have this in Roblox. Like every game. My little brother, I've had some experiences where it's just like, Oh, I didn't realize Roblox just is every game. It's every other game. There's no game. There's no classic game you can show a kid now because like they where it's just like, oh, I didn't realize Roblox just is every game. It's every other game. There's no game. There's no classic game you can show a kid now because, like, they've all been just, like, effectively. They've been Robloxed.

They've been Robloxed. Yeah. Robloxed. Yeah. I can cry like a baby. That's my hidden talent. That's a good hidden talent. You guys have done this before.

Yeah, yeah. I think you, yeah. But I want to hear it again. I thought it was fucking awesome. And also, like, I will say, like, I was hearing it through a webcam. So I was like, there's a part of me that's like, let me see if it feels the same in the room and you know what i'm saying no no i'm not accusing you of fakery just like something's acoustically just like it's like different through a speaker go for it come on okay better be better than the britney one small dog over it or something oh that's right i did do it

that's right i did oh how do you remember this this this the sound of both of you doing that lives in my head rent free for some reason. Even though I watched that stream once like what? Top 10 moments from Cuties in L.A. and Porter Robinson's stream. Should we do it at the same time? Yeah, so you bark and then the baby cries. Okay.

Count me in. Turn my headphones up. 1, 2, 3. Oh, it's rhythmic? That's like a beat. Five, six, seven, eight. Yeah. I'll start us off.

Okay. Three, two, one. Oh, no. Oh no! We've triggered all the dogs. Wait, that is a huge success. Alright, I have a good big dog. Oh my god! She's literally looking.

It's so accurate. Kaya literally got activated. Alright, ready? Good big dog. Dude, it's so accurate. Kaya literally got activated. All right, ready? Good big dog. Oh, beep beep. Oh. Wait, yours is way better than mine. You just scared the shit out of me.

I've never, I have never been like big dog like that in my entire life. I'm out. Yeah, that wasn't nice actually. That was so good. Thank you. I'm out. Yeah, that wasn't nice, actually. That was so good. Thank you. I gotta hear that again. Dude, that is so sick. You just got me hyped. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Big dub. Oh, they think that Fiona's barking. Oh, sorry. It was Will. I like the expanding of the hand to emulate the mouth side. That is such a cool talent. How did you learn you could do this? I had a high school teacher who did it.

Yeah. Named Terrell Ivory. Shouts out Terrell Ivory. Yeah. And he did it all the time. Okay, so wait, wait, wait. So you frequency up and then. So he's like, okay.

Yeah. You're so little scooby it's a little scooby it's a little scooby it's getting better my voice flex you have that bass in your voice I gotta start hitting the gym that's the secret to it

that was fucking sick. Thank you. Yours is amazing. What do you have? Like, come on, drop something. I don't have dog. Yeah. I don't have eye lab.

Can you do baby? Yeah. Definitely can't do baby. Can you do Brittany? We did little. All right. All right. Now, can you go.

Can you do that? And add that to the beginning. When I do dog, I growl too. Yeah. So I get it. Now can you blend them together so it's like He's producing. You want to make sure the attack

The musical genius teaches me how to bark. You see a squirrel. Oh, that's nice. Putting like an acting. He needs motivation. Yeah, method acting. So the other side of the drink autism is that I really do Putting like an act in. Yeah. He needs motivation. Myth in acting. So the other side of the drink autism is that I really do need to pee right now. Go for it.

Go for it. We're on an hour anyway. We're going to end the normal portion and go down the paywall. We'll let you pee in between. But Porter, you have been a fantastic guest. Please plug everything. The album is out now. Please now smile on all streaming platforms. Go listen to it. Please plug everything. The album is out now. Smile.

Yes. On all streaming platforms. Go listen to it. It's incredible. We'll do the bath time listening party on Patreon. Yes. Run that up. I'll record it.

Do you have anything else you'd like to say before we? Thank you for having me. I feel like we really got this together in the last half, especially. I think that's where we kind of hit our flow. Maybe we edit this video 30 minutes. Put that part first. Yeah.

That dog barking shit was really cool. Thank you. Actually, I felt like the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Thank you, Porter, for coming on. Thanks for watching. If you want to catch more, you can catch us on patreon.com slash fearann where we will be.

Exploiting blackmail on people that I know. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, my God. Thanks for watching, everybody. See you there. Thanks for joining us. We'll see you there.

Thank you. Thank you. I get so tired every day looking at the television set. Yeah, I'm sad, but I don't want to change my ways. I'm going to take back the last piece of change my ways. I'm going to take back the last piece of power I have. I'm going to fucking

kill myself, baby. That was so tough. One take, Jake. Yeah. All right. I get so tired. Yeah. You killed this shit.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'm sad, but I don't want to change my ways. I'm going to take back the last piece of power I have. That last take. That lasted. I'll kill myself, baby. The drop leaves a little bit to be desired,

but the ideas are there. Yeah. This was a great collabo. This was fucking, that was sick. If you ever make another one, I'm ready. Okay, kmsbaby.flp.