Fear& - The REAL Streamer Awards Episode | Fear&

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

The whole gang is back together, qt flew on a plane, austin forgot about the underwear party, streamer awards drama is real. Okay thanks for watchin love you guys :3 ✨EXTRA BONUS EPISODES ON PATREON✨ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 🔊https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Chapters - 00:00:00 - intro 00:01:00 - achy bones 00:03:11 - hasan has autism 00:05:07 - hotism 00:07:00 - qt cinderella does the impossible 00:11:42 - Beam 00:13:05 - advice from the podcast 00:14:43 - the end of the bet 00:18:14 - ludwig won gamer of the year on grindr 00:20:03 - categorizing the group 00:21:30 - bra and underwear context 00:23:48 - austin misses the layup 00:25:59 - Zocdoc 00:27:22 - the underwear trade 00:30:23 - "no you don't" lmao 00:32:05 - qt cinderella doesn't miss 00:33:40 - oh no oh no oh no oh no 00:37:24 - 10 times worst than japan sticker 00:41:44 - malcom in the middle is back 00:45:48 - heretic is a mormon movie 00:47:11 - drawing the ward from memory 00:49:22 - 2 pearl 2 harbor 00:52:29 - japan is safe 00:54:04 - Japanese luggage handlers 00:56:02 - glinda vs elpheba 00:59:19 - ben shipiro reviews wicked #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna piss my pants! Ew! It's so ugly! I think it's beautiful. What is that? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another incredible edition of Fear End. And the rare occasion now that we have each and every member of our host and crew. We're all here together, reunited as a family, just for you to enjoy. How are we feeling, guys? You know what? It's a beautiful

Saturday morning. The sun is out in sunny Los Angeles. I've got a delicious mint mocha. My bones have been achy for like a week, and I think I have MS. Are you on Prilosec? No. No? Okay. Because I just got off

Prilosec, and i've been sleeping so good i realize now that the show functions better with only one of you because when you guys get together it turns into crazy nervousness usa you know it's so funny i actually thought i had ms last night too i googled it yeah i'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. Like, I'm not even kidding. My bones have been achy. Mine, too. My arm feels weak. But it could be dehydration.

Oh. Yeah. No, as we get older, because we're... Sometimes your bones just ache. What do you mean? For a week? Yeah. Yeah.

Really? It just happens. Yeah. We might have MS. Could you show some empathy? Yeah. I think a lot you guys just like fail to comprehend i think that like the human body is a self-fixing machine yeah and

sometimes yelling at us and it's sometimes better to just like avoid i'm not mansplaining i'll be honest i got done with my first boxing training and my body feels like a bag of broken glass because there's so much i had been prepping for boxing because there's a lot of neck training there's too much neck training my neck my head feels like an orange on a on a crazy straw right now that's so good though because then you won't have any neck pain i'm gonna be my neck is gonna be so thick. Yeah. It's so hot. I got a neck injury the other day from weightlifting where I like, when I first push off on the incline bench press, like I pushed into my, I pushed into my neck while I was pushing it off and it was like fairly heavy.

So it just went like a little vertebrae, like a little vertebrae crunch. It's fine. It's not the end of the world. And I'm perfectly fine. You take it. Advil. No MS. No MS. Yeah. No MSs you might have ms no so what ends up happening in that situation is like you have to

you have to strengthen like other muscles around your neck to make sure that like your neck is more stable and it doesn't get into uh yeah it doesn't you know you don't put yourself in a situation like that guys that's what you're supposed to do there's a big story this week what's that we all found out as a global community that hasan has autism oh yeah that's right so it's not a joke anymore no i didn't know like you know what's funny is i took the test afterward nailed it definitely don't have autism okay but it was funny because i was one would say i nailed it well i was going through the test and so many of them i was like this sounds like hassan yeah like like like cannot stop talking about something i'm interested frequently am confused when have to change topic like these are hassan to a t or just like was there like blatantly ignore

people around you yes was that one of the ones did you write the test why do you know that i don't know i i genuinely no he's just listing i just i don't like that i just i mean wait is that was that really on the table yes oh my god that's yeah and his i got a fucking high score austin wait that's awesome and the results are like probably don't have autism like low autism you know what possibility of autism definitely have autism like medium score for people that definitely have autism and then like we don't know what this number means you're off the chart is that what he got hassan was right below the like breaking the meter oh my god i was right below the i got 127 on my test just for reference and 130 is like 35 127 uh means that like if you got 130 you're like you definitely have like

pretty substantial autism yeah but i was right underneath it which means maybe i don't have it i think the first comment was somebody that's like hey i scored 122 and i'm full diagnosed yeah it stranger things have happened my opinion on this is i have lived 33 wonderful years on this earth without having an autism diagnosis yeah because you're hot and this happens all the time, especially with women. Yeah. Right? Like, they're like,

oh, she's not, she doesn't have autism. She doesn't have like a, a social ineptitude. She's just kitschy. She's just cool. That is true. You're, you're actually talking about like,

how hard it is to diagnose women. And how. I'm going to lose a finger. It's stuck. I slept with it this way. Is it going to get that thing where it dies off and then it goes into your butt and your whole thing dies? It's a ring.

I know. Austin can't get it off. Okay. Wait. What are you guys doing? Just leave it. You'll do it afterwards. He's right.

You've got to lubricate it. Yeah. Don't worry. You have to either ice it. Like, first thing. Do this. Yeah. Austin touched it.

Sorry. I cleaned my hands. First things first. Get know get that lubricate that it's annoying me get that black uh thing off of her shoulder sorry i just that was just was that on the test no that's not autistic you do have to take the test now oh we will because i think i'm starting to think I'm the only one in this room that doesn't like trains. No, see, I don't like trains. I like planes. Very different. Very different. Okay. Objectively, a worse method of travel, even though obviously, you know, it is phenomenal that it exists.

Objectively, a better way of travel. No, I would say it's the worst method of travel because like trains are way more cozy. Like there's just cozier. Like when you get on a train, it's like you feel. No, you would say it's the worst method of travel because trains are way more cozy. They're just cozier. When you get on a train, it's like you feel... No, you don't. You feel like a security blanket. Are you kidding me? It's turbulence 100% of the time.

What? On a plane, air travel is much smoother. Are you insane? You cannot be serious right now. The turbulence on a train is nothing. Are you kidding me? Have you been on a track? It's repetitive sounds and noises that give you comfort.

On a plane, turbulence means you're going down. You're going to die. No, you're not. Turbulence is incredibly safe. Wait a minute. In front of Cutie? Speaking of planes, trains, and automobiles, Cutie the Hunter. I hated it.

I hated it so much. But you went to a show in another place. It was nice because we got to text for a little bit. I went to a show In another place Yeah It was nice Because we got to text For a little bit I know I never text I'm sorry

I'm a bad friend Listen I know I was like Oh my god I could be helpful So you went to Vancouver I went to Vancouver I brought you guys presents

But I forgot them But I got you Surprise syrup Surprise syrup Surprise syrup Like it's a different Kind of syrup Like we just don't know What it. Surprise syrup. Like it's a different kind of syrup. Like we just don't know what it's made out of.

No, it's like Canada syrup. I thought that's definitely a nickname for cum. Yeah. What's up guys? I got you surprise syrup. Can I try this? This is the eggnog one, right? No.

Oh my God. Wait, which one's the eggnog one? It's so crazy. It is that one. Oh yeah. This is the hot nog. I love eggnog. So cutie goes to Vancouver. I's so crazy. It is that one. Oh yeah, this is the hot nog. I love egg nog. So Cutie goes to Vancouver. I went to Vancouver.

So it was too much. So you flew on a plane. The plane or Taylor Swift? The plane. I hated it. Cutie, take us through your experience. Okay, so what happened was Somebody's being suffocated on the...

No, it's just my door. I had to unlock it. I'm so sorry. Let's continue. What happened was I woke up that morning and I kept saying, I kept saying I didn't. Like, I was like, guys, I don't need to go. Yeah. Because I didn't need to go.

I could have just watched it at home. I'm going to be honest with you. You did need to go. Yeah, you did. You 100% needed to go. Not because, like, you had to get on a plane that's cool that's wonderful and not because like oh this is taylor's last you know this is taylor's last bout right you had to go because it was the post streamer awards episode and that's usually a banger because there's drums well we can cover that today and

that is we will but now the algorithm we're gonna milk that yeah the algorithm has done what it was supposed to do and you were not there so i was like if this bitch doesn't fucking fly to taylor swift and she just bails on the podcast i'm going to kill they went full massage you like she doesn't deserve the right to vote if they don't they they no i was on your side the whole time. If it makes you feel any better, the Streamer Awards did not pull on YouTube this year, so it wouldn't have done anything for the episode. We don't feel good about that.

Why would we feel good about that? Well, because it wouldn't have helped. Well, I guess if this is a Streamer Awards episode. Well, we'll see what happens. No, we put it in the title last week, and it definitely helped. We said Streamer Awards. You did message us something. I said on the plane that when you were on drugs, you felt fine.

I said that. Yeah. You said you were relaxed. As soon as those drugs kicked in, you were like, you don't remember because I was on so much drugs. Yeah. But you really,

and then I tried to go to Taylor Swift right after I was so tired. I would have rather watched it at home. You flew the same day as the concert? Yeah. Girl, what are you doing? I had stream rewards the day before, and it was the last concert. Oh, my God. You had to go on a bender to fly.

I know. And then I tried to go to the show, and I'm like, oh, my God. Did your nerves calm at any point during the flight? Yeah. She literally- Yeah, when I was on the drugs. The drugs. Yeah, okay.

We just got to put you on the drugs earlier. Put you on the drugs earlier, yeah. Yeah, maybe. Like, for weeks in advance. Yeah, when I was on the drugs. The drugs. Yeah, okay. We just got to put you on the drugs earlier. Put you on the drugs earlier, yeah. Yeah, maybe. Like for weeks in advance. Okay, question for you. Uh-huh. I had a conversation with Maya after you guys came back. And she believes that she has to be there for you to be able to travel.

Is this correct? Yeah, so my OCD latches on to certain people just randomly. And it takes a while. But maybe it'll latch on to one of you guys. I was thinking maybe it could be me. I'm scared though. No, you're a panicky bitch. Of all of us, it should be me.

No, no, hold on. Yeah, I think you'd be the last. With respect to all of you, with respect, when it comes to flying, she needs to cling on to me. I'm the only one that can get us out alive. Don't you think we have...

He is still fantasizing about landing a plane. This is your most male, like, hyper-masculine male trait. She's going to cling to me, and when danger strikes, she's going to look to me, and I'm going to have answers. You guys aren't going to know what to do. Don't you think that maybe it's bad juju, and the plane will crash if we're both on the same plane? I'm on a plane every day. Yeah, but we're both on're both on i'm not afraid one time i had to be on a

plane with hassan and i was so mad because i felt like that if anyone's plane was gonna get shot down it'd be hassan's shot down yeah it was right after that one plane assassinated yeah they're gonna shoot his plane now he was right after what we were coming shoot his plane now. It was right after what? We were coming back from Texas. It was right after that one plane got shot down in like Russia and they were like, oopsie. Oh yeah, I remember that one. That was a fear of mine. That was crazy. Do you think these things happen even commonly

in Russia? I think you've got ops and I think those drones over New Jersey are weird. Do you guys know that I stream super late night and I'm still absolutely bright eyed and bushy tailed for the podcast? How do you do it, Will? I'm going to tell you how I do it.

Beam. Have you ever heard of Beam, cutie Cinderella? Yeah, I've used it before when I was really anxious to go to Disneyland the next day. And then my brother-in-law gave me some and he said, you got to drink this. And then I did and I went to sleep. Oh, well, tell us about it. What is it? It's a, well, I wouldn't say that it's like it's like

sleep support and they have like hot cocoa flavored yeah this one oh yeah this is the cinnamon cocoa flavored this one's the sea salt and it has a mix of like magnesium melatonin l-theanine uh i have a problem when i take melatonin alone as i get shaky but the l-theanine stops that that's right it's so interesting because I was just enjoying a nice cup of hot cocoa before bed. How convenient Beam has got it all in one powder with so many things that are helping me with my sleep. Well, and there's no grogginess. That's what's really nice about it is it feels really very, very natural.

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Oh yeah, I've been receiving those drones over New Jersey. Most of those are just planes that people think are drones. I don't think so. I've gone into Hassan's chat like 20 times and just asked if he's covered the drones every time he has them. It's the only time QD's ever in my chat is to ask me about the drones. Ask about the fucking drones. Okay, so I actually love, when you were on the plane, I love when you call to me to give

you plane advice. Aw. You just like to feel special. I feel so special. You know what's really funny? Our advice is very different. Yeah. You do like a very analytical analysis of what's going on,

and I do positive gaslighting. Oh, gaslighting? Well, because you'd be like, what's the CLI? And I'd be like, shut up, bitch. Oh, yeah. Shut the fuck up. It's fine. It's the air conditioning, you dummy.

Oh, yeah. And you'd be like, well, actually. Yeah, I know. I was in the chat and I was like, that is completely incorrect. But yeah, Will would tell you something to make you feel better. And I just didn't. You were bad my flight back. Oh, I know.

I was so upset because I missed her text. She's like, doesn't the plane need to be de-iced? Doesn't the plane need to be de-iced? And I missed the text. Meanwhile, I'm on the plane being like, excuse me, have you de-iced the plane? Yeah. And I realized, I was like, cutie, the temperature is above freezing in Seattle right now. You don't need to de-ice the plane.

There's nothing to de-ice. But maybe there was ice in the sky when it came over. Yeah, but did you read my text? I don't think you read it. I don't. I said that by the time the plane is in the sky, it has its own mechanisms of de-icing. Oh.

Yeah, called anti-ice. I don't think it works the same way on the ground. That's right. Anyway, congratulations. We're so proud of you. I did it. And cutie Cinderella, with that, we put a pin in one of the longest running gags in our history.

But it's not over yet because there's something else. Uh-oh. With great leaps and bounds that people take, with tremendous courage demonstrated, there are rewards that must be dished out. That was beautifully written. There was a banter. There was a barter.

There was a gamble that had taken place! I don't know what the hell is going on. You, my friend, owe a Willard Ebers Savage Neff III 10,000 bones!

American dollars. 10,000 American dollars that you could have, you had tremendous opportunity, you could have actually gotten those 10,000 bones from Will. I didn't know you could have gotten it. I don't think anybody would have paid me.

I doubted that. I think Will would have paid him. I doubted the bet. He looks like a bet payer. No, he would have paid me. But you know what? A lot of people are, I'd like to address the folks out there

that are like going, na-na-na-na-boo-boo. I am so proud of you, Kitty, for getting on a plane, and fuck all you motherfuckers that are like, oh, I have to pay the bet. Bitch, I'm going to show up. Ten grand is will. No harm, no foul. Congratulations.

I'm also giving you an out. What's the out? If you beat Elden Ring on stream, you can keep the 10K. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. There ain't no way. He doesn't believe. Bet him $10,000 that you can do it. If I beat Elden Ring on stream,

you give me $10,000. We've already done this before. I don't give you anything if I lose. That's not how this works. Yeah, you guys both bailed on the gaming competition, which means he owes me $1,000. We all agreed to that. Why does no one owe me money?

You don't make bets. You gotta make outrageous bets. It makes life so much more fun to make outrageous bets. Hold the payment. Put it in escrow. We put mine in a Roth IRA. No, you gotta beat the game. No, you have to beat the whole game. Hold on. In Netflix, you were like, you're gonna set you got to beat the game. No, you have to beat the whole game. No, no, no. Hold on, hold on.

At Netflix, you were like, you're going to set me up to beat a boss. Okay. You have to beat the whole game on any timeline or you have one day to beat Melania. Who's Melania? She's tough. Ask MMP.

No, no, no, no, no. It's better for you to beat the whole game than this. Wait, isn't, but isn't part of the whole game to beat Melania? No, she's an extra boss. No, she's an extra boss. And also, you can't get to her until you finish like 75% of the game.

And you can't speed run to Melania and then try to- I'll be honest. If I stream this, I would make $10,000 before I beat the game. That's what I'm saying. It would be one of your most viewed events. Austin Show. Austin Show has to beat Eldon. Well, because when you were in week 17, the hype would really grow.

Yeah. There would be, there would be a lot of, it would be tumultuous. There'd be a lot of twists and turns. On any timeline. You don't want to die. What's frustrating is I just wouldn't enjoy it at all. That's why it's awesome. Okay.

All right. Well, you know what? Marsh, maybe just pay me $10,000 for all. That's why it's awesome. Okay. All right. Well, you know what, Marsh? Maybe just pay $10,000 for my... That is so funny. I'll give it a try. Okay. I'll give it a try.

But the moment I start, I'm going to know whether I want to do it or not. So put it in escrow for now. No, no. It's cool. Elden Ring. From software games, famously hold your hand and show you the robes. Yeah. We'll do this.

Or Melania. Yeah. We'll do this. Or Melania. Yeah. We'll create a big live stream event. No. Austin, no. Let him learn. No. What?

Trust me. He's a gamer. Finishing the game. Anyway, now you're going. Wait, did you see that Ludwig won Gamer of the Year from Grindr? Oh, my. Let's not even talk about this. Ludwig won Gamer of the Year.

From Grindr? Isn't that weird? the year yes grinder oh my god let's not even talk about the gamer of the year from grinder weird this is the first thing for the record hasan i defended your honor the first my lovely boyfriend wakes me up and he's like babe i won gamer of the year and i go no you didn't like streamer awards hasn't happened what are you talking about he's like no gamer from grinder and i said oh son didn't win? Gamer. Because you're all the gays. The gays rage. Well, he doesn't play video games. Here's the deal. It doesn't even

matter. Wow. Grindr voted for a Gamer of the Year. You weren't even top five, Hassan. I wasn't even on the list. You don't game. We don't game, Hassan. He kind of does. I do game sometimes. People don't think, everybody that knows you from the gay community, none of them game either, I don't think.

Yeah. I don't know who the other content creators are either. Up Until Dawn, Haslands, Farrah Riz, then Devo Glare. It is rather interesting, though, that the gay community voted for Ludwig. Ludwig. I don't know how they found him. I don't know if you know this, Cutie, but in gay... Do you guys think he's on Grindr? Be honest with me.

No, he's on the... Gays use the internet. I didn't know they had that. So I don't know if you know this, but Ludwig is actually, like Hasan, has a very cult gay following in gay spaces on the internet. What? So whenever I post a shirtless video of Ludwig on my

TikTok... You don't do that. I do. When have you done that? Multiple is on the internet. TikTok. So whenever I post a shirtless video of Ludwig on my TikTok. You don't do that. I do. When have you done that? Multiple times because he, him and I were in the tub together. Oh, right, right, right. Okay. So anytime I post a shirtless video of Ludwig,

the gays in the comment section go absolutely feral. Ah. Mm-hmm. They do? I feel like his appeal is very different than mine. Yeah. He's like a. Speak on that, King.

He's like a, like a, like a twink that got older. I think he's attractive. I think Loeb is very attractive. I think Loeb is a very attractive man. I'm about to beat up some people. But I also think that he has like... He's like not as gruff as you are, but also not as twinkish.

But he has a lot of twinkish qualities, I think. I don't know how I would categorize Ludwig. He's like a jock. We've come full circle. I'm telling y'all. What would you categorize me then? A bitter old man. Just kidding.

Yeah, I'm the bitter old man. In this conversation, I'm the bitter old man. No, you're not I'm the bitter old man. In this conversation, I'm the bitter old man. No, you're not a bear. You're too lean to be a bear. I would say you're probably like a, you're just daddy probably. You're like a daddy or like a hunk, hunky daddy. Sure. Okay.

Stop. Sorry. Stop it. Sorry. Okay. You need to get a squirt bottle. One of those. What is Will done?

Will. I'm nothing. No, you're not. Come on. No, Will is also. I think Will would be a hunk. Hunk, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know what I am. Like a muscle daddy. Well, no. I guess like close to a muscle daddy, but I feel like in order to be a muscle daddy in the gay community, you have to be like literally competition ready. Yeah. You have to be Mr. Olympia style.

Can I admit something? You know the underwear thing? You guys never explained it to me. Yeah. You just said buy underwear. Yeah. So I just bought underwear. Who'd you buy it for? You. That's exactly what you were supposed to do.

Okay, do we do this? There's lore Okay, so I will share with them the normal episode the bro keys Yeah, subscribe bro bitches, whoa Can we cut that out? No, no, no, we're keeping that in for the record. I don't think you're broke He thinks you're poor. No, I don't think you're poor or broke. I think you are but you do think there's something wrong with me No, no, I don't think you're broke. He thinks you're poor. No, I don't think you're poor or broke. I think you are. But you do think there's something wrong with being broke. No, no, no.

I don't think there's anything wrong. No, it's good that you specify. I do think that it would be in your best interest to subscribe to the Patreon. However, I respect you and your finances. So in eighth grade, we had a bra and underwear party. Okay. That the cool girl threw and I got invited. What's brawn?

Huh? What's brawn? Bra? What's brawn? Bra and underwear. They had a soap. Oh, I thought you said brawn. I know. People say I say family reunion weird too. Yeah.

Your mouth kind of went totally catatonic. Yeah. You're not embroidered. Brawn underwear. Okay. I see what's happening. Okay. It's like your mouth was hit with a. Peanut butter. No, like a poisonous dart frog. And I just like. Okay. I see what's happening. Okay. It's like your mouth was hit with a

peanut butter. No, like a poisonous dark frog. And I just like, it's a mess. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. That's a stroke, but you're not having one. You're not having one. You're not having a stroke. Unless you smell almonds right now. Yeah. But it might be my latte. I think

you just like give up on saying things correctly halfway through. Yeah. Like your mouth is disinterested. Bra and underwear. Okay. So you had a bra and underwear party. And the cool girl invited us and everybody,

you, everyone drew a name like a secret Santa of who you had to bring bra and underwear for. And I drew a girl, but I was poor. And so I got her bra and underwear at Walmart. And then I cut the tags off so people didn't know that I got it at Walmart. And maybe they would think it was Victoria's Secret.

And everybody else got bra and underwear at Victoria's Secret. And then when it comes time to change, they notice that mine wasn't Victoria's Secret. So I felt bad. So I kept mine and let her, like, I gave her my nice one. Because I had never had Victoria's Secret. That's so sad. Yeah, but who drew your name? Austin.

Did you get a Victoria's Secret? Oh, no. Austin! Oh my god, bro. That's what it was. You do not understand women. This was all a setup. It was all a setup so that she can feel not like the poor girl. No, what's really funny about this is that-

I went to Target. No! It's worse than Walmart. I can't believe you've done this. What? I mean, I don't know where- Did you even listen to the story? No, I just thought we were doing a broad-

She fell on her eyes because she couldn't afford Victoria's Secret. Yeah, but I- We need a DoorDash in Victoria's Secret right now. Yeah, but I, so I, I didn't. We need a DoorDash in Victoria's Secret right now. No, I tried to do that. They didn't have it on DoorDash. You know what's funny is that we've, we've had this for weeks. And then last night in the group chat, I knew this was going to be a topic of discussion because Austin goes, oh crap, I forgot.

No, I brought it up knowing that he had not remembered. Marsh, is there anywhere we can order Victoria's Secret right now? I'm sorry. I'm not frolicking around the mall shopping for women's underwear and bras. Frolicking? You did have an assignment. I did, but it was a month ago. But you forgot about me. It was a month. I did not forget about you.

I brought... You did. You did forget. Did you cut the tags off, cheapo? No, they're actually on the underwear. It's okay. I'm just happy to remember. I had to remind you last night. I think they're a lovely pair of brown underwear. I wish anyone else would have drawn me. I think you're going to wear them.

I think you're going to wear them. That's awesome. I think you're going to wear them and they're going to look great. Okay. Well, we've all drawn each other. They have a double what do you call it? They work. They have two titties. No. I can reverse it? No, no. They have a double... What do you call it? They work... They have two titties.

No, no. I can reverse it? No, no. They have like a double... A double... A double perfect. The only underwear that is readily available on Postmates is unfortunately the shit underwear that he bought from Target.

It's okay. It's okay. Also, bras are expensive. Yeah, they're expensive. That's what I said It's like $40 I'd like to buy these shoes No

For my mama Please Okay So who's going first? Ladies and gentlemen These two are hypochondriacs Oh big time Big time

And they need to go see the doctor Always Which is why they both utilize ZocDoc. Yeah. Because ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors, choose the right one for your needs, whether it be real problems or made-up ones in your head like these two, and instantly book an appointment. I like that it's instant because you never know when you decided you're dying.

That's right. That's right. It could strike at any moment. Yeah. And you don't want to go to a doctor and find out you're at a network. That's right. Thankfully with ZocDoc, that doesn't have to happen. No, we're talking about in-network appointments with more than 100,000 healthcare providers across every speciality. And you can book within 24 to 72 hours. Wow. That's right. Plus ZocDoc appointments happen very fast. We're not just talking about same week. We're talking about 24 hours and you can even get same day appointments. So stop putting off those doctor's appointments or start getting hypochondriac about it like these two and go to the doctor. Or maybe even

just use it as a dating website yeah i don't know if that's a feature but okay ladies and gentlemen that's zocdoc.com slash fear to find and book top rated doctors today that's right i have something for march yeah i drew march's name, and I think this might be the best underwear possible. You told me you were a size large, and this is a special edition, and it's not available anywhere that you could ever purchase. No, I'm serious. Target. No, I had to acquire this after doing a bunch of work specifically. What?

You sent an assistant out? Oh, wow. Special edition. Aim in the yard. Okay, okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They punched up his eyebrows.

They did. Why did they punch up his eyebrows? I don't know. I think so. There's more contrast. That's crazy. I did not think about that this that right there my friend is for you and it's a large because you're as large as you said okay that's very good yeah that's very good hasan we're very proud of you that's very good i got you a

menagerie of things that i enjoy oh what the fuck. What the fuck? So I didn't really know what to get. Okay. But I wanted to be a theme. So I kind of made you like a Team Rocket trainer. He'd be the best like uncle to have for Christmas. Just start pulling stuff out. Uncle Will. Pokemon Center Pikachu Eevee red and black plaid.

That's a scarf. What the heck? Cute. Oh my God. This is the rich girls. Yeah. What the heck? Cute. Oh my God, this is the rich girls. Yeah. Like gifting one another. Tags off, slut.

Yeah, you got stuck with the broke boy. No, no, no. I mean, it was an expensive delivery fee. You didn't even go to the party. You got it from Uber. He did his best. When you meet Jesus. Okay.

Wait, Will went over the top He got more than one Pajamas? Yeah it's a set of pajamas Wait we should get everyone Christmas pajamas Next week Oh cute And they have pockets

Wait yo Hold on Those are sexy These always feel so nice. It's an XL. I hope it fits. Wait, can you send me those? It'll fit.

Wait. I could get some extra smalls for a friend. Yeah. For a friend. What are you doing? I just think they're... He loves them. And then I got you the Pikachu and Eevee winter hat.

Pikachu, Eevee, best friendship, winter hat. Look at that. Wow. Oh, my God. That's Eevee, best friendship winter hat. Look at that. Wow. Oh, my God. That's cute. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, yeah. Look at him.

He's fit in. And then those are little gloves and socks. Pikachu and Eevee gloves and Pikachu and Eevee socks plaid. Can you try putting those gloves on for my entertainment? Oh, my God. And then there's actual underpants as well. He really outdid himself. He did outdid himself. You got hot pink. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my entertainment. And then there's actual underpants as well. He really outdid himself. He did outdo himself.

Hot pink. Oh my god. Paratheaves underwear. I love those underwear. Pink and black. Okay. Hell yeah. Thank you, Will. I hate to bring up a plane story.

No, you don't. But that guy, you like Paratheaves? Yeah. I met the founder of Paratheaves on a plane. I sat next to him. He sent me a box. Yeah, they make a quality product. And now that I remember, that was like four months ago.

He sent it to my, and I haven't picked it up yet. So anyway, maybe we should get him to sponsor the podcast. Oh. Anyway. Do you have his number? I do. Okay. Wait, you look really cute. Yeah, you look so cute and cozy. I am.

That's the first time I've ever complimented him. But it's so cute and cozy. I don't know if those will fit, but I think the socks will. Yeah, I want to see them. I want to see what happens. Sir, I want to buy these shoes. You look really good, Will. You did a really good job.

Thank you. I think you did a better job than me. I think this is going to be hilarious because then Cutie's going to have a banger and then, you know... Let's see what Cutie got. I think you're going to love your undies and your bra.

Okay, we'll see. Maybe? He did not kill his wife. They're stretchy. Maybe? Sir, I want to buy these shoes. Yeah. It fits.

My mom loved that song. Do you think it's why she died? Oh my God. Yeah. Sometimes there's signs in life. That's true. Cutie. What the fuck? It's true. Cutie. What the fuck?

It's true. She loved it. When I meet Jesus. I think that's why she died. You look very cute. I'm very cozy. You look amazing. Thank you.

Okay. Is it my turn? Okay. My sweet green bag. Sweet greens. Oh my God. No. Oh my God. Whoa. Oh my god.

Oh. Creepy Yoda. Cutie. I did not know you loved me like this. Wait, who is this for? What do you mean? What do you mean? Wait, hold on.

Marsh has you. Oh, Marsh has me. Okay, I'm sorry. Is it all Yoda theme? Yes. Well, you guys. Marsh has you. Oh, Marsh has me. Okay, I'm sorry. Is it all Yoda theme? Yes. What you guys did beyond underwear. She's a rich girl now. Wait.

Is that actually pervy Yoda? Did you have these printed? Yeah. That's insane. You went crazy mode. It's screenshots from the stream. Oh, you went crazy screenshots from the stream oh you went crazy mo oh my god oh my god he's gonna sexually harass so hard oh my god this is incredible yay yippee this isn't all right marsh what did you get?

Marsh got Very limited Highly coveted No You got family March Oh my god Where's my underwear? No, it's okay, I'm okay with it I just won't wear any.

Literally, everyone got banger either special edition or well thought out gifts for one another. I assume we're going to close it out with a banger. Austin, what did you get Cutie Cinderella? Disneyland sticker! The person

who is... I just want to reiterate to the folks at home, the reason why we're doing this is because Cutie Cinderella had a traumatic experience where she was unable to give. He pulled it out like he was about to pick up his dog's shit. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Look.

This is healing my inner child. This is the funniest thing you've ever done. Okay, so. This is the funniest thing you've ever done. I'll be honest with you. I didn't think everybody was taking it so seriously. You're so excited. That was cool.

You guys put a lot of thought into your gifts. I just don't get presents very often. I'm just not really a gifter myself. Look. Look, look. So I really. Okay. Here, I got you a bra and panties. It's a wire-free bra all day comfort and smooth under clothes. It's a wire-free bra. All-day comfort and smooth under clothes. It's got adjustable straps.

I can't. I'm pissed. It's so ugly. It's so ugly. It's so pretty. Look at this. Don't put that near me. Also, he got her granny panties.

Oh, my God. My abs are cramping. No, no, no. Okay, I got you those. We got the wrong size. You didn't show them. We did. Everyone got everyone's sizes. Wait, you did?

You showed me. Yes. Oh my god. Remember when I was reiterating like Marsh wanted a large? It doesn't even fit. Oh, okay, okay, okay. It's a 36C. Oh my God. Remember when I was reiterating like Marsh wanted a large? It doesn't even fit. Oh, okay, okay, okay. It's a 36C.

Okay, we can make it work. It's adjustable. It's not. The cup size isn't adjustable. Everyone knows I'm not a C. What's a C? Are those big? Yes.

I think you have big boobs. I think you have. No one has said that ever. It's not a matter of complimenting it. She knows her cup size. No, cutie, you have big boobs. With the mind and power of positive energy, your tits will fill that out.

You have beautiful boobs. And I wanted you... You know what? It's something you can grow into. This is... Okay, this is so much better than if he had forgotten. Okay, alright, here we go. If he had forgotten and didn't bring anything,

this would have been worse. Let's see the tag off of this. No, let's see the price tag. Okay, hold on. It's also the wrong size! Can I show the underwear? You body shamed me in both ways. Oh, wait. This one's too big. So you said you got

small ass bitties. This one is too small. See, I've got a fat ass. No, no, I don't even. I'm clinging to life. Thank you. At least that doesn't look like something a grandmother would wear. I think they're sexy.

Thank you. I can't wait to wear these together. Good job. They don't fit. I don't even think that would get over my thigh. Look. Shoes. Oh, my God.

It could have been a lot worse. No. No, I think this is the worst. No, I think if you had forgotten, it wouldn't have been as funny. This is the Japan sticker all over again. No, it's 10 times worse than the Japan sticker. She told you about her childhood trauma. Are people going to be mad at me?

It has a hook that crisscrosses. No, people are not going to be mad. It's hilarious. But listen, we're going to make it right, Austin. You were afraid to go on a women's underpants tour because of the gay. Yes. You were afraid to go on a women's underpants tour. I was. Because of the gay. Yes.

And I think you and I should go and we can make this right together. Yes, we'll do that. I'm so sorry. Take him to Trashy Lingerie. It's super expensive. We're going to go to Trashy Lingerie. Okay, I'm going to get you something very pretty. I didn't know.

I'll be honest. I thought, okay, so when I go shopping for underwear. Yes, we're going to stream it. I go, I buy my underwear from Target sometimes. That's right. But this is a gift giving exercise. Yeah. The pair of thieves are from Target.

That's true. But that's why I got him all the other stuff. That's why he got me all this other stuff. Okay. So I'll be honest. I'm not a very good gift giver. I need to work on it. I'm not sad.

Okay. I'm so sorry. I'll find someone that's a 36C that can wear this. No. What about you can wear these? I cannot. Austin, my ass will quite literally eat those up. I don't think that's how that works.

That's sexy. Austin, I'm a size large. No, you're not. In undies. That's sexy. In the Patreon, we're going to try everything on. Austin has to come out in just the socks um look i will tell you it was very it was a lot of work i had to work with the uber drive okay can i tell you guys a secret yes so funny thing is when you're

ordering when you're ordering panties and a bra so i will come i forgot completely yeah and we know you said it in i was out at the gay bars last night when i got the text and i was like shit what am i gonna do i knew you had forgotten i went to shop next door because there's a gay shop and i was like oh i can't get cutie a jock strap that'd be funny that would have been funny fuck okay i should have done that so i was like okay uber eats is my last thing so i was like in the morning i'll get on an order from uber eats and I'm like oh I could definitely order really nice underwear from Uber Eats right no

you get on Uber Eats and you type in I like how you didn't even do Instacart you did Uber Eats so my Instacart may have been better okay fuck okay I should have done that so I go to Uber Eats and I type women's underwear the only option is women's incontinence depends that would have been hilarious.

Okay. So I, I was like, I can't do this to cutie. I need to get more thoughtful gifts. So I worked with the Uber eats driver to tell him to go find a replacement underwear. And so he went shopping for me. Honestly,

I don't, I don't want you to be sad about this because this was probably when they talk about our podcast, many moons from now, the, the, the, the broad panties or the broad underwear party.

This will be one of our funniest. Yeah. So she also originally I had ordered lactating, a lactating bra, but the guy couldn't find it. So I said, just get a broad panties. I said,

and he's like, does the size matter? And I said, i said just get a bra and panties i said and he's like does the size matter and i said no just get any size of anything all boobs are the same i mean to be honest it's kind of like i can squeeze into some underwear that like yeah i can get into some larges or smalls why don't you throw that tube sock on your wee wee the entire point of the bra is that it's there's a size for it because there's a cup size for it so it's like not restricted. Honestly, Austin, I feel better as a human. I feel lighter from what I just

did so far. Do you feel better as a human? I don't feel any different. Okay. That was spectacular. That was top ten all time. I'm telling you, it would have been worse if you just straight up forgot. If you straight up forgot, it would have been funny. It would have been a brief moment.

But this is so much funnier. Dude, her pulling this out. My brain chemistry changed. It was $14.99. It's not the price. It's the thought. Or rather the lack of thought. That's crazy.

They upcharge a lot on Uber. That was a $40 situation. Yeah. Wait, that actually matches. Yeah. Anyway. So Malcolm in the Middle is coming back. Wow.

It is? Yeah. It is an announcement. Wait, what about the kid that's on it? Doesn't he have memory issues or something? Wait, Frankie Muniz is a pro race car driver, right? Wait, who has memory issues? I thought the kid in Malcolm in the middle, Malcolm,

has significant memory issues or something. No, I thought he was driving wake professional cars yeah there you go okay frankie muniz was my first like gay awakening can you look wait really wait what the fuck frankie yes hold on when i was like okay now agent cody banks ah when i was like looked good i was like i was like eight yeah That's fine. Can you look up Frankie Muniz disability? Yeah, no, straight up. I think my very first very first

Oh, really? Yeah. He has a bad memory. No, he has memory loss. He has actual memory loss. It says exaggerated as memory loss. Oh. Am I crazy?

Well, it sounds like it was exaggerated. He has trouble distinguishing between dreams and reality. What? Mm-hmm. Goodness. Mm. Oh. Many strokes?

Whoa. Yeah, I know. Oh, because that's what I remember. I i remember him being like he has no memory whatsoever like he's lost i know he's doing like uh professional driving now which is really interesting can we look that up as well frankie muniz driver yeah what is what is going on with this guy he's just doing just so much the guy man there you go yeah. That's cool. He looks like he would be a race car driver. Especially with that goatee. He kind of looks like Zelinsky. Doesn't he?

People are very excited about the return of Malcolm in the Middle. Were you guys Malcolm in the Middle people? Yeah, I remember when Huey went missing. It was on McDonald's commercials or whatever. It was everywhere. I think one of the best episodes of television ever is the Power Walking episode, where the dad becomes obsessed with Power Walking and then gets into a Power Walking.

Marsh is grunting in approval. Ludwig has this weird habit where he watches TV shows, but only through TikTok or YouTube shorts. Don't ask me. Oh, I hate that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know.

No, I hate that so much. I don't like me i hate that i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't know no i hate that so much i don't like it either no it's ai voice no it's ai voice summaries that are that are like two minutes long maximum that literally will summarize shittily an entire episode of a tv show no he'll watch the clip he'll watch the actual clip not just the ai oh okay which is whatever but there was a malcolm in the middle episode where they come home early and they find out that there was a street festival on their street that they throw every single time that they leave town or whatever and then um and then and then um malcolm is like saying to his parents why are you going to the street festival

clearly everyone in this neighborhood hates you and then then the dad is like, it's better they hate us than a minority. And then with stream rewards, when I was getting hate, Ludwig kept quoting that. He'd be like, it's better they hate you than a minority. And I was like, okay. That's a banger line.

I know. That's very funny. I've never watched Malcolm in the Middle. I was not in this country when it was being released. And I didn't get it in Turkey for some reason. In Turkland. Maybe they didn't want Turkish people to know about Malcolm and the escapades that he gets into.

Muhammad in the middle. I did a messy bun. Did it work? Yeah. You look great. Do you like my little pilgrim outfit? It's very cute. I have to recognize this. You have been you like my little pilgrim outfit it's very cute it's got booty shorts but they go on my ass I have to recognize this you have been throwing

fucking fits you have been putting that shit on every episode for the past like I don't know four episodes you've been on over the course of like eight episodes once I figure out my makeup it's over for you bitches oh wait cutie I wanted to ask you something

did you know that there's a big mormon movie in the mainstream have you heard of heretic uh-uh heretic is about uh two mormon missionaries that end up in a bit of trouble oh like sexy trouble no no it's like that'd be sexy it's with hugh grant uh he was nominated oh i've heard of this i think he's wearing my glasses i didn't know this yeah true i didn't know this but both of the lead actresses are formerly mormons in that as well really that's interesting yeah or me mormys or me mormys and they do they do a spectacular job it's actually a really very solid horror film okay check it out yeah i'll have to watch it i do think one day for a patreon episode i'm gonna make you watch there so there's

some mormon classics like made for mormon movies okay yeah like singles ward um the best two years i know this i know i know singles ward yeah oh have you watched it i've watched pieces of it oh it's phenomenal it's so bad yeah so i think we'll have to do that at some point but it's singles ward is like uh is is uh like men and trying to partner up with women right like so once yeah once you are over the age of 18 you no longer go to the family ward with your family you go to the singles ward with other singles what's the ward uh oh I need a pen and paper for sure. Do we have one of those? Why? Or I could hop on the PC and do MS

Paint. This is insane. It's the only way. I'm a visual girl and my words don't work. Oh, great. We got like the blues clues book. Okay. So

we have all these book. Okay. So we have all these houses. Okay. And there's a church right here. Okay. So that's a church. So in order to fit everyone in, there's different wards. So first ward goes from nine to one. They go here.

And then second ward goes from one to four. They go here. And so, but one of these is the family ward one of these is a singles ward so if you're singles ward it's just the so you can find someone to marry so that's like if i was to ever visit the church i gotta go to a singles work because that's like the mixer yeah i mean does single normies ever go to scam on mormon girls I don't know. Maybe. It would be hard to do. I think Joseph Smith would not look bomby. Do they frequently ever bait normie men into the Mormon church with their single hussies?

They're not very good at being hussies, admittedly. They can be lip hungry. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe. I mean, if you're in Provo and you're not Mormon. What's Provo? Oh, Provo is where BYU is

Oh it's a location So wards are different Like seatings for the church Yeah and then all the wards are part of a stake Okay So all of these throughout the neighborhood Go to the stake center And then bigger than that

I don't remember but then there's like The general conference which covers everybody okay so sometimes you'll have stake conference and then sometimes you'll have general dude you know what i was thinking you should make a joseph smith coin oh my god a crypto targeted to mormons yes i feel like it'd be the only they have a lot of disposable income that doesn't get rugged i take my tithing back. Yes. I like that. And you could advertise it on one of those infomercials after the Trump coin. The people, the makers of Provo's Most Eligible want me and Hassan to go be on an episode. Oh.

Well, now we can fly. Yeah. You want to come to Japan now? Yeah, come on, Q. That one's too much. That's too much of a job. We'll get you on big drugs. The reason why I asked if

Maya is like your hyper fixation is because we're going to bring her if that's the only way you can fly. Finn's coming now. Oh, Finn's bad juju. Just kidding. I've never heard anyone say that about Finn ever.

I'm not ready for that long. I'm going to try to work up to a five-hour flight. So maybe New York is an option soon. But Cutie, we could go to Hawaii and stop there. That one I'm scared about because that's the closest thing that anyone would bomb. What are you talking about? What do you mean bomb? Cutie, I mean this when I say this,

I don't even know what the fuck you mean. It's so close. Let me tell you something, Cutie. The United States of America is the most lethal fighting force. Are you worried about Pearl Harbor too? Yeah.

It's the closest thing. Who's going to bomb Hawaii? I don't know. Imperial Japan? I don't know, maybe Japan? I don't know. Maybe. They've been laying in wait since the end of... You know, we fucking nuked them twice.

Keep playing your PlayStations, America. But you never know when someone's mad. Imperial Japan. What about, like, Russia? The emperor Hirohito has been frozen. If Russia's going to make any action, it's, one, going to be cyber warfare, which they're already conducting.

Incredible. They got their hands busy with Ukraine right now and Syria. And not only that, but they would probably do military actions in Alaska. Yeah. I think, honestly, the answer to you going to Japan is, we take whatever Marsh has left from his last rave. We give you that.

And you'll love the flight. Just a cocktail. First of all, it's an Airbus. They fly on the Airbus. And it is a beautiful plane. Yeah, we'll get you first class tickets with Austin's $10,000. Yeah, sure.

Whatever you guys want to spend it on. It's your prerogative. In fact, you know what? I've got an extra upgrade certificate. We could probably apply and save some money on that $10,000. No, get this. I've got to work my way up.

Hold on. Get this. Private access, Delta 1 at LAX, private entrance, private security, elevator. He really wants us to fly with him on the Delta plane. Yes, fly Delta One at LAX. Private entrance. Private security. He really wants us to fly with him on the Delta plane. Yes, fly with me on Delta One. And the only reason why he wants to do that is because he has Delta coupons. I mean, I did use my Delta.

I'm saving. How many do you have? I'll pay for the base tickets if you... If I use my thing? What the fuck do I get out of it other than... Friendship. You know what? In the sky.

That's right. I mean, they do have probably a combined $25,000 value. But I would do it for friendship. Jesus. Yeah. Now, okay. Wait, why don't you just use that as your 10K? Oh.

No, it's not a substitute. Stupid. No, it would be a great substitute. It's not a substitute for actual 10,000 cold hard... Hold on, he's holding my hands. Now, hold on. 10,000 cold hard dollars. That's binding. I think, QD, it would be so great. substitute it's not a substitute for actual 10 000 he's holding my hands now hold on 10 000 i think cutie it would be so great i gotta work my way up cutie but but yep you already got to

count our blessings you already did the flight technically like it was miserable the trauma that you went through is much you know it's you know it's crazy cutie he's right i think you would enjoy japan more than anybody because you are a safety freak yes there is nowhere safer on our planet than japan and that's not bullshit and you'll what about earthquakes no no again okay earthquakes you're right they exist right they have it in japan super safe super safe they're all you could be on you could literally be on a on a high rise yeah and you would be fine after like the eighth time god attack, they changed the code for everything. No, the codes are insane in Japan.

Everything's meticulously clean, meticulously safe. Everybody in Japan is extremely friendly and hardworking. Or even if they're not,'re like too ashamed to to say anything so you think like on your end the experience will be very pleasant yeah so like but i'm telling you kitty the planes that you fly over there in fact it is safer there is more uh precaution taken on an international flight and more procedures to make sure that you're safe going internationally because you're dealing with a handshake between two nations, it's much safer than even a domestic flight.

There's much more care and forethought that the turnover time to turn over an international flight is longer than a domestic flight. Can you, March, can you pull this up? I want QT to see the precautions that the Japanese luggage handler take. When receiving your bags. When receiving your baggage.

Just so you understand how different things are over there. Yeah, down to every detail. Just look up Japanese luggage handler. Also, it's so efficient. When I landed in Japan, I hung out at the airport for like 45 minutes because I got through customs so quickly. Yes. Yeah, it was insane.

Look at this. Ah, look. How your luggage is shandled in the US. Yep. How it's handled in the UK. There I am. How it's handled in Australia. How it's handled in Japan.

Yeah. Yes. Two man operation. And safety. Look, white gloves, helmets, white gloves.

And then, and yeah, there's a guy specifically that like places it gently. To catch it. Yeah. And then they, the guy, once they once they once they finish once they finalize putting it on the cart they they bow to the cart after they're done yep and they also have it like uh every single person that is on the runway will literally stand in single file line and wave away the plane.

Also, Cutie, the pilots on the international flights are the most experienced pilots in the industry. In order to get up to a seniority to fly those bigger planes, you are literally like gray-haired, naval, marine, battle-hardened, battle-tested, everything. You can say whatever you want. We're going to drug you into it. The cockwheels are turning in your mind, I think.

I've been replaying the words of Defying Gravity, mostly. Have you been holding space with the lyrics to Gravity? To the western sky. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You've been holding space? I'm going to be Elphaba someday. Give me your finger. You've been holding space.

I've been holding a lot of space for him because I don't know him. I'm new to Wicked. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you new to Wicked. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you went to Wicked. I went to Wicked last night, and I brought my playbill. Now, just to clarify, she went to the show. She did not go to the film. I have not seen the film, but the first page of the playbill is an ad for PrEP.

Yes. Yeah. We were all talking about it. We'd all take PrEP for a sponsor on this podcast. Which I think is very funny. Yeah. Take the stage with a different prep. That's right.

Everybody should be on prep. It makes sense. They know their target audience. It was good though. Are you an Elphaba or are you a Glenda? What is this? Popular. You're a Glenda.

I'll help you be popular. What is Wicked? Oh my god. my god wait you don't know wicked hold the hold the fucking phone no no no no but but you know what wicked is marsh you don't know what wicked is no it's like a broadway show right that's what do you know what the the plot is no oh my god it's actually so spicy. Like, they glaze over so much tea. He doesn't even know. It's like a prequel to Wizard of Oz. Oh, okay. Where it was like one of

the first kind of what-if shows where it's like, what if the Wicked Witch of the West was actually not so bad? I got some interesting history about that. I don't know the actual name of the actress. The original actress that played the Wicked Witch. Idina Menzel.

Idina Menzel in The Wizard of Oz. Oh, I don't know her. No, no, the original Wizard of Oz. Margaret... Thatcher. No, Margaret... I don't know. Can we look it up?

Marge Shoup ever played the original Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz. Well, while we figure out what her name was, she actually thought, while she was doing the character, as the witch. Margaret Hamilton, she thought of the witch as being misunderstood. And the roots of her perception of the witch, when she was playing the character, were the roots of what eventually became Wicked. Wow. wow yeah or inspiration came from the original when you're gay does this information just beam down into your mind or something i you know what why do you know that i was actually i was on a youtube spiral and i was like looking i was trying to figure out like what happened to the guy that like got like poisoned by the the paint the pain man pain the tin man paint and i

was like evidently he lived like a full life after that yeah he survived poisoning didn't take yeah didn't take him but there was like a lot of stuff that happened on that set that was oh yeah yeah and she lived a long time too she like build a radner margaret margaret the witch judy garland yeah judy garland my bad well she no she od't she? Well, yeah, but she lived a long time. She lived a long time. Did she? Do you guys know that the shoes from the Wizard of Oz were stolen and then recovered? There's two pairs. I think there's six pairs. But recently sold at auction.

And they thought it was going to go for like $2 million. And I think it sold for $24 million. Yeah. I heard they weren't the actual shoes. No, there was like six pairs. This was a stolen pair. Speaking of Wicked. 28 million.

That's an insane amount. So cool. Speaking of Wicked, I know that we normally don't talk about politics on this podcast, and we're not going to be talking about politics on this podcast, but I would really want you guys to watch just a brief snippet of ben shapiro reviews wicked march can you pull this up real quick no no trust me it's worth it okay well my hand through this loved it oh obviously yes hold my hand through this journey now cutie do you know who ben shapiro is he talks really fast

okay um i don't know what he does. But you don't really know anything about his worldview or anything like that. I don't know anything about him. I know he does politics. Okay. Austin, you know who Ben Shapiro is. Well, you know who Ben Shapiro is. Click that first video for me, please.

I want to hear the response that people who know ben shapiro have to this review and i also want to hear uh what your first impression is you can even start it from the you know well i guess yeah we get started from this uh when he first starts talking you my pretty and your little dog too people are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that yeah i didn't know that that was happening. I've seen it, yeah. I work in queer media. Really powerful.

Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. Alrighty, folks. You've been waiting for it. We're here to review the brand new blockbuster musical, Wicked Part 1. I'm taking it back by his eyebrows. They're incredible. Actually, here's the thing.

I suppose you'd be. The movie's good. The movie's actually quite good. So, let me give you the lead up i like the original musical i have some ideological problems with the musical that we can talk about what it stands for what is the moral that they're attempting to promulgate here why the very books by gregory mcguire are sort of perversion of the original l frank bomb story but. But put all of that aside. As a movie, the movie is quite good. So let me begin with some of the thematic stuff. So thematically, I'm a big fan of the original Oz books.

The original Oz books are innocent. They're for kids. My daughter, who's 10, has read many of them. They are not replete with a bunch of sort of woke ideology. The Gregory Maguire books are very different because the entire books are predicated on the idea. Wait, pause it. He does get into ideology here, but there's like a,

there's like a five minute stint. Okay. Of Ben that I've seen go viral basically, where he just breaks it down as to why he truly admired this, this entire process. And it's incredible to watch because you can see like here's a man who is a failed musician a failed hollywood script writer who's talking about something he's actually passionate about and it really comes out and i wanted to i wanted to just

like uh i wanted i wanted to hear what your feedback is on this because he is so in depth and, and pretty honest with his review of over wicked, regardless of like the ideology and stuff. And it sucks that he just like came in hot with that. I didn't see that part. I'd only seen his review overall. Um,

I think I'm a big wizard of Oz fan. Um, I've probably read every book on wizard of Oz and like every Judy Garland biography in the whole wide world. And he's wrong. The original Wizard of Oz, Frank Obama, is not that wholesome. The freaking lion freaking mercs people. Oh, he kills people? Yeah, he freaking goes crazy.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's all I have to say. He owns Ben Shapiro. YouTube short. A little wrong. He's a little wrong. But I mean Shapiro. YouTube short. A little wrong. He's a little wrong.

But I mean, I saw it for the first time ever. I've never seen Wicked. Only, and I'm a bit of a purist, I think. Because everyone would always tell me, because I loved Wizard of Oz, that I have to see Wicked. You have to see Wicked. And I was like, no. I don't need anything extra. But I saw it and it was good.

And I'll see the movie um but it was it was it was good and i actually liked it i liked the tea there's lots of tea there's a lot of tea i liked i saw it on the west end in london and it was wonderful i haven't seen the movie yet but i'm looking forward to it flex king what okay speaking of a lot of tea you will get a lot more tea behind the paywall that's right patreon.com fear and for five dollars you'll get access to all of these episodes and a lot more special prizes but we'll see you on there thank you so much everybody for coming together and finally putting a full squad episode of fear and once again a banger we'll talk about the streamer awards drama that cutie cinderella has not revealed yet

as well behind the paywall so go to patreon.com slash fear and for more bye bye like i i can acknowledge that there's definitely been growth in individuals throughout all of Twitch, right? Like you've seen like, you know, but. I have not. I mean, people don't say like the R word anymore. You know what I'm saying? Oh, no, they do all the time. Well, some people don't.

It's not as bad as it used to be. People grow and people change. They really do. Yeah, they change they grow they learn they adapt or whatever but like

yeah it sucked it was super that was super lame so then they get done uh huh and they go and they load all their awards

in a urinal at the venue yeah and they fake piss on them I got so many texts about that being like I'm so sorry

that's so disrespectful I thought it was funny.