Fear& - The Return of CDawgVA | Fear&

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

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you right now number one much better than dropouts no no we're not better than dropouts that's a tiktok podcast so they're obviously better than us we will talk about that in a brief moment but before i do that obviously we have an incredible guest today we have a we have connor connor dog veterans affairs office connor dog virginia Connor Dog, Veterans Affairs Office Connor Dog, Virginia Connor Dog Va I don't have that many He's in the building He's in the building Cutie Cinderella's in the building

I'm in the building I didn't do coke but it's weird because I'm touching my nose that people probably think I did I'm touching it a lot Absolutely no one was going to think that but now that you brought that up I'm thinking it I keep putting Vaseline on my lips because i got a sun blister just so everybody knows yeah what is that what how does that happen what is a sunblister well i was in a so i lost i

didn't win the bet i don't know if you know this but i drove oh i didn't get on the airplane oh yeah no i i did know i actually text you i texted you and you what did you say i didn't get on the airplane. Oh, yeah. No, I did know. I actually texted you. And you, what did you say? Nothing. I didn't reply to you. Like, I, oh, you didn't reply to me. Yeah. Because I was, the reason why I texted you is because, like, sometimes I want to reach out to you.

But, like, I'm obviously not very good at that sort of thing. So, I, like, try to do it. Like, I'm literally, I i'm like what do i say in this situation would you just say hi good luck no i just like well i get like uncomfortable because i know it's like it's like hugging someone i know she hates she hates being hugged so literally yesterday at your event i walked up to her and i was gonna give her a hug and then we just awkwardly walked past each other and she went and i was like i i know normally i would have gone in for a hug but like i can't do it with her so like because i know she's gonna be weird so i'm like uncomfortable

but i'm trying my best to be like a better person and to be a better friend he's like the uncle and i'm like the gamer that comes out of my room and he's like, nice to see you out of the den every once in a while. And she just gives me nothing. Like it's just fucking radio silence. No, I make your birthday cake every year. Okay, but that doesn't count. It's like radio silence. That's pretty good though.

It's either radio silence or she just like straight up will throw lasers at me with her eyes. That's just my face. She's doing it right now. That's my face. She's doing it right now. Oh, i feel like i'm i don't feel that way i don't feel that way i don't know if i'm like just not you're staying at her house so yeah that's why i feel like i get it you know there's a threat there

this is my face i look angry all the time i also have like resting bitch face most of the time so i like i have to like consciously smile. Otherwise people think I just don't like them. And so I have to like think about that. I think it's because you're British, like you're Welsh, but like people have that expectation of you though. Yeah. And yeah, I think the accent doesn't help.

And my kind of like monotone a lot of the time I try, you know, well, I don't know. We'll see. Well, I, sorry. I got a sunblister cause I was in the car for like right it was like 30 hours total and i didn't put sunscreen on my lip because who knew then i got all these blisters i didn't know that and ludwig this morning said that it was a herpes and he called me a flu it's not a herpes though that's a great insult though i know it's like's like 1930s movie. He thinks I get around. If you don't have herpes, you're cringe.

Everyone's got them. Well, possibly. Not me. I have a question. Can you also drive very long distances? Can you do like an eight hour drive? Like it's not a big deal. I'm thinking of the last time I've done it.

And it's been quite a long time. I mean, I have in the past eight hours you're driving you're driving yeah i i remember back when i had a nine to five i went to vegas uh one time so my turkish friends were visiting and i was like oh we got to go to vegas and we went to vegas and i got hammered that night and then i woke up at like i think it was like 5 a.m and i remember just like having to drive back because i remembered i had work on monday and i i've like done that before that's only like four hours yeah but it's yeah that's like the longest distance i've driven in a while but really i've never driven more than

like in like one go like three hours i'm a drivey girl i don't get it i meet americans who like don't bat an eye like an eight hour drive and i don't understand it it girl. I don't get it. I meet Americans who don't bat an eye at an eight-hour drive, and I don't understand it. It's because we don't have public transit, so it's completely beyond comprehension to not drive to places. I hate it. I don't like driving. What if we try to get our friends to meet up in the UK?

You can drive the entire UK in six hours, like the entire country. Really? From top to bottom. I should go there. What's there besides London? There's a lot of places. My country, Wales.

Beautiful. Loads of castles. Have you ever seen castles? Uh-uh. I've never seen a real one. Lots of sheep. So many castles. Tons of beautiful nature.

Better than American nature, personally. Scotland's sick. Oh, yeah. I want to go to Scotland. Scotland's awesome. If you go to Edinburgh, you go out of the station, and as you come out of the station, you turn around, and on this, like, hill, this amazing, like, large hill,

it's a castle, like, hanging over. Can you buy it? They're actually cheap. Yeah, we should buy one. Well, no, because the problem, I looked into this. It's cheap in comparison to American real estate. Let me just put it that way. No, also, I mean, even in the UK, they're, like, normally,

I'd say fairly reasonably priced. The problem is they we have like protections under the government for different types of properties you can't do anything to it like you can't like change a wall you can maybe decorate the interior but you cannot like paint over anything you can't like add insulation no no nothing like that like if you want to have like internet like i think it would be think it would be a tough challenge. The upkeep is also unimaginably expensive. You need slaves. That's how they

maintained it. Also, if you wanted to... A lot of these have certain walls or masonry that is so... It can only be done by three people in the UK. It's like a generational thing

that has to be passed down. You have to be certain qualified. Castle trained. And so you have to wait forever for them to be available. And then when they are available, you're paying dumb money. I looked into this. I was really curious because there was one nearby where I grew up that was really cheap. Yeah. You kind of have to be like a Lord.

You have to be really into the castle. I think like the castle, everything. I could have castle autism. Okay. There's just no way you'd be able to maintain it. And the cost is so much. That's why they go for so cheap. You don't fucking know me.

That's why they go for so cheap. I can do anything I put my mind to. You can't get on a plane to go to England. What are you going to swim there? How are you going to go to fucking England? That was a good point, actually. I can't do that. Yeah, that was a good point.

It's like kind of the whole thing. In order to get there, you've got to get on a plane, which would be awesome. I forgot about that point. Someday, though. No, you can take a boat. You can take a boat. It's a five-day cruise.

It's only six hours? If I land in London to get to Scotland? That's like north-north Scotland. I think it's like a five or four what the heck i didn't know this i could be a little wrong here i could go on the tour to harry potter that sounds awesome maybe you can come with me in december when i go to i might do the oxford union come on come on you've been to oxford before no um i mean i've i've been to london a million times i don't think i've ever been to oxford but it's like an hour and a half out yeah but different uh different vibes for sure there's a castle in the city it's kind of shit

there uh-huh i mean i don't really i i just don't like don't like the uk no i don't i really don't like, I don't like the UK. No, I don't. I really don't like the UK. The weather is so shit. No, I don't. You don't like clouds. Dude, you know what it is? I like clouds and rain.

Every time I go to England, the last day of that trip, it'll actually be sunny. And it gives me this glimmer of hope. Like, Oh my God, this could be a unimaginably beautiful country. Yeah.

And then, but then I'm reminded of how shit the weather is no i love it i like you know obviously being like a gamer growing up the moment it rains it's like a free pass to stay inside and play games when it's raining outside playing video games but i do that here when it's like 70 degrees and sunny it never rains here that's what i'm saying i feel bad when i'm indoors and it's beautiful outside like i feel like i should be outside yeah except for it's been too hot like it's not you're crazy i love how hot it is it's awesome that's a little too hot we're different yeah

i've been i've been you know working on my tan yeah you still haven't gotten that weird thing checked out oh yeah this go to the hospital look at that look that is a color that I would be concerned about. I don't want to. Look at it. It's yucky. It's bled before, yeah. You need to get looked at.

I think it's just a mole under the skin. I'm going to tell your mom. Oh no, don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. She's going to... Oh my God.

I have a funny story about my mom that I got to tell you guys. So you guys know what happened with CrowdStrike, right? No. I don't even know what CrowdStrike is. So CrowdStrike is like an antivirus software that is basically in apparently every computer. So it's like Norton? And yeah, they pushed an update. Why did you even have...

Norton's fucking awful. Yeah, they pushed an update. Okay. Right? And the update was like... It had like a flaw in it so every single computer around the planet simultaneously that's run on that update had a blue screen of death which meant that like you had computers uh computers not working in

airports hospitals all this stuff like it was basically like y2k and this happened while we were sleeping in america right so great except i woke up uh at 6 30 that morning to the most ominous text message from my mom i'm gonna read it to you oh god like that would stress and it's just like oh that treasures you out trust me this like, I wanted to ask you guys about this as well, if this is like similar in your experience. 1.37 a.m., my mom writes in the group chat, hello, dot, dot, dot, are you aware of what's going on? Exclamation mark, question mark.

To which I woke up at 6.13 a a.m and i sent a bunch of question marks i was like is everything okay and then she went oh i think there was a cyber strike or something and i was like mom you can't text like that that's crazy you cannot like what was her text from when trump totally got assassinated what was that text like oh she was like evil never dies she literally was like uh she said in Turkish, it means like nothing will ever happen to bad people. I was on the farm and my family said, if that was a Republican with that gun, he wouldn't have missed.

And then they found out it was a Republican with that gun and they said, oh, fuck. I got in an Uber driver and it was an Armenian guyian guy i think he was he was telling me all about how like he had to like pay the russian government or something about where he was stationed or something it was some old i don't know okay there's some whole wild story and then i was like hey man did you hear about trump getting killed and then he goes he like pulled over he's like what and i was like yeah yeah you said he got killed you lied no no you were just lying i said someone he was just being a girly pop i don't blame you so that he pulls

over he's like you're kidding me that's my boy that's my boy i was like my boy and then and then i was like all right and they started going off and then i can't say anything i'm turkish and then he said he said he told me and i thought i found it fascinating because i just you know i just like knowing i like talking to people and just hearing how they view things and he was like yeah he's dumb but i'm dumb and i like that i was like okay why did this armenian man progressively get more southern in your story okay how you dumb and i'm dumb too he's dumb i'm dumb i don't know what the action was like and then like he was going on and on about weird stuff then it got really weird and he was like yeah and i started playing into the car is still parked uh no no then after he checked his phone he was he then

texted a friend and then started driving again and then i was just feeding into him because i just wanted to hear how you need a story i just wanted to hear how what else i love doing that and then um he he he's like what do you get news i was like uh bbc he's like i was like oh okay you should have been like this turkish guy yeah yeah and then his name is hasan piker yeah okay well i think he might be like nah fuck that guy he definitely would have been like that i was at the bbc you know it's fines whatever and then he goes well well i heard liberals are eating babies and i was like yeah this is like some alex jones stuff i was like this is impressive i was just impressed i don't think it's alex jones stuff anymore i think like what used to be conspiracy theories that like we would laugh at.

Like, ha, who would believe that? Oh, crazy people. Like, oh, just cuties, extended family. Come on. Now it's like cuties, extended family plus. It's like the regular dude on the street is now like fully tapped into that psycho shit. I only get my information from Trisha Paytas and Jesus Christ. So I'm all caught up.

You've been steering right. I've been doing good. Trisha's been on the Hasanabi camp. So technically. Fuck. Damn it. No, Trisha.

So you're getting it from me. Trisha, leave. You've been getting it from me, I think. No. Yeah. I will say it was funny with my family

after Trump got shot because we're all talking about it. And Ludwig goes in. My family's great, by the way. I've got a bunch of uncles. They're crazy. And it's weird. It's actually interesting because half of my family has now left the church. New to me, by the way.

Wow. They didn't even tell you? Not half. Probably like 30%. Damn, what did they hate you that they didn't tell you that they left the church? My family reunion was 105 people. How did't tell you that they left the church my family union is was 105 people how did nobody tell you that they left the church we don't text i don't text look at my phone i've got 300 something messages i know you don't text i text you all the time you don't respond to me yeah i don't text i'm off the grid um so they

didn't tell me they left church anyway i show up and like some of them were like sneaking alcohol. Crazy. That's never happened on the farm ever. Anyway, so a few of them are like drunk outside of an RV, which now I've got like drunk uncles. Kind of fun. Never had those before. That's fun. So I've got drunk uncles and they're talking about Trump.

And then Ludwig walks over and he's like, talk about Trump. And they're like, yeah. And he's like, what do you guys think about the planned? And they lose their minds. They thought it was so funny. They'd never heard plannedemic before. And Ludwig killed that night. That's a, that's a, I do that literally all the time.

It was so funny. You'd do great with my drunk uncles. It's my favorite thing to do. I will, like Austin has an uncle that's like really right wing, but he loves me. Because I fucking rip into Nancy Pelosi all the time. And, like, they love that shit. They're like, yeah, that boy's funny.

So it doesn't take much to entertain conservatives. But also, they're very fun. So I love entertaining them. I'm always amazed how you don't get worn out just talking about this shit. It's just so much. This is my life. This is what I truly enjoy doing, so it's not a burden to me. And even in moments like this, when there's so much going on in real time,

like information overload, I i'm like overlord overlord i'm i'm ready for it because this is like what i this is what i do and i i get excited when like other people are finally interested and finally invested in it like i'm here i'm here every day i'm doing this every single day uh you know rain or shine no matter what yeah um having said that however more people paying attention to it is good at the end of the day i think you feel like our democracy is on the brink of collapse i mean i don't we don't talk about politics on this podcast but like except for my presidential campaign yeah except for that was more of a meme question you have to answer that's here it is i'm gonna fix it don't worry i like that i'm gonna be mr beast's vice president

that would be great i said i'd do it i'm gonna be labor secretary to mr beast i want sketch to be my um uh my war person all right he's in charge of war i'm putting sketch in charge of it he'll do great someone will be like i want war against against America. I'll be like, no, thank you, brother. It'd be awesome. You can't say you can't keep warring against that. Diplomacy. I've thought it all through, really. But that's our extent of politics on this podcast.

I like that. That's like we should do a lineup of like, what do you who do you put in? Like, you know, the EPA. What's that one? The Environmental Protection Agency. Maya. Oh, yeah. Fair.

That's a lock. Thank you. That's actually a banger. Thank you. Maya and I are going to do a panel. Are you jealous? About what? At TwitchCon.

What do you have in common? About being besties. She was like, oh, I want to do a panel with my best friend, Hasan. That's crazy. What do you think? I don't know Maya well, but it doesn't sound like Maya. That's crazy that you're saying that because that's what the panel is about. I don't know a thing you guys would talk about. That's crazy. I don't know Maya well, but it doesn't sound like Maya. That's crazy that you're saying that because that's what the panel is about. I don't know a thing you guys

would talk about. What do you have in common with Maya? You both like basketball. Our love for the environment. Both having a podcast with me. Yay, thank you Marsha. And having a podcast with you. I got

him both the cold brews. Let's go. You knew my order was double cold brew. You laughed at me for getting a small. This is still too big. Drama queen. Not drama queen. Do you just ever wonder? Yeah, I won't eat that. I won't force you guys to watch me chew. I'll eat it later.

Thank you though. I just think Americans don't like coffee. I think they like milk. Milk pilt. You're not wrong about that. You did a milk sponsor. He liked it. Oh, I do.

I got a milk sponsor. I'm crazy. I just feel like a lot of American coffee is like, it's all about volume. Isn't that crazy? You got a dairy sponsorship? Like big milk? Big milk. Yo, that's so sick.

This is the coolest sponsor I've ever heard about. Yeah. I wish they'd give me one. I fucking love, I love milk. He loves milk. I wish they'd give me one. I fucking love milk. Stop promoting it. Look at me. This body was built on fucking dairy.

It was built on dairy and it has more nutrients to keep you focused and more hydrating than water. And they've got a Fortnite cup that they're paying for. I don't drink milk anymore. So you hate women in gaming i hate them love gaming oh wait fuck yeah we hate women here don't even don't even fret like okay are you like are you now that you've taken that are you allowed to like now talk shit about milk if you

want to or do you like do you have to like oh shit about milk if you want to? Do you have to be on the bankroll? It's like a six month sponsor. But I love milk. I'm currently drinking milk in my coffee. For the duration of the six months, she can never mention Ninja's nut milk, which is like she always wants to. I can mention milk and I can mention his nuts, but I can't mention nut milk.

She always wants to talk about Ninja's nut milk. What is this podcast? You've been on this podcast so many times. Not with me. Yes, I actually never have with you. It's because he hates women. So we always tell him.

He's always like, oh, is the woman, is the broad going to be there? And I'm like, damn, the broad. I never used to turn broad. You hate charity i decided okay go on because you would have raised so much more money if you would have donated your underwear we've talked about this well his basketball did do a fair amount no okay well i don't care no we had this discussion i mean we've talked about you need to auction off your underwear for charity i think that um i would do that for sure i just don't know if people would actually want to buy it.

I think it would be so funny. And it would be really embarrassing if it was like Charlie's shoe status. Where people are like, no one wants this fucking thing. Get out of here. Why do people like Charlie's shoes? Listen, the thing with items and money raised is that it literally just takes two people who want it badly. For it to be the difference between like 3k and 25.

If there's two people who really want it, it goes so much. If there isn't, that one person isn't watching. So many people wanted your basketball. Yeah, well it was a raffle. It raised a lot of money for raffles. Yeah, I was actually upset with him not putting it up for auction at first. I was like, damn, you think my shit's a dud? Like you want it to be raffled

off? And he's like, no, it'll make more money that way. Yeah, it did make more money. There's a constant, so obviously, I'm sure your viewers, maybe they know. You should describe what happened, actually. We should probably intro that. We should shut up and listen. I did a charity auction yesterday. We raised $500,000

charity in one day, which is great. What's the name of the charity? The Immune Deficiency Foundation. No other acronyms necessary. Iron Mouse Defense Force. Iron Mouse Defense Force. Yeah. Also known as the IDF. Bit of an unfortunate acronym. Bit of an unfortunate acronym.

Marsh is laughing. We normally refer to it as the cool IDF sometimes, or just the... Just the Immune Deficiency Foundation is fine, I think. I don't think you need to say that. It's just kind of crazy that you just have these two things that are so far apart, and they can affect each other. Anyway, point being. One's saving lines.

The other one's not. Okay. So we raised $500,000. We did a charity auction where we asked creators to give items. And this time we had people from game devs that gave items. So that was really cool. You know who was the funniest? It was Chris Broad. His video was so funny. Chris's video was funny funny i didn't know he had it in him when he said when he said

oh no connor hasn't been letting himself go he just angles himself funny and that was incredible you know chris is a really funny guy he is ch. Chris has got amazing jokes. That's why, you know, the JK Rowling joke is what I love. Yeah, that was really good, too. He is funny. I love it when the creators make, like, these really elaborate videos that are, like, really fun. Yeah, like, Quackity's one was pretty good, too. Quackity's video was great. I didn't know they put so much effort in it.

Now I feel bad. No, no. It's, like, it's different, right? Like, people, if people are there, there's's obviously a less like uh i'm just like hey can i just get a video just so we can like transition right like when people someone's away it's like hey this is the only well where you can sell your item people who don't know but also like i think it gives it for a lot of people who like that creator it gives them uh it's like a kick for them when they're like i know this creator i like this creator a lot and they're doing a fun bit

where there's like all these worlds collide yeah um legal eagle did something that was was unethical in my opinion I thought it was great I I could have been I could have been seven thousand five hundred dollars richer if I arrived 10 minutes later the bit also could have failed very badly yeah but I I thought you know what it would have been it would be such a good moment if it works that I'm willing to risk this flop. Cause like, if I wasn't there, it would have flopped. Yeah,

absolutely. And if I, and you were there and if I didn't play, if I didn't play ball, it would have flopped as well. But like, of course I'm not going to sit there and not appreciate that. Yeah.

You're a son of a bitch too. You, you were like, come on, you got money. Listen, I saw the video before and I was like, you have to explain the video to me

and the viewers who didn't see it. So Legal Eagle last year gave a gavel and Ludwig and Hassan really wanted the gavel and they were bidding over it. And it went for around 5,000 where Ludwig sniped it last minute. Yeah, we have it on the ground. Right, yeah.

And so it was kind of a fun moment last year. And I think Legal Eagle really enjoyed that. So this year he decided to make a video with the exact same gavel, but with a giant paragraph written on the box addressed to his best friend, Hasan. Oh. So he was just glazing Hasan. And then obviously now he realized he was like,

okay, all I have to do is just make Hasan bid on this. And also get Ludd like antagonize yeah yeah so it worked out because they both played ball and they both understood the assignment which i feel bad that you know yeah i was like oh my god this is this was fun last year this is not not being on the receiving end well listen if you have to ask him back again he can't do that again no he has to no now i you have to give me free legal advice okay he's gonna he's gonna have to give me free legal consultation it's a it's a legally binding contract when he said he's my best friend i hang out with him in japan he was really nice oh you did yeah he's

really chill guy really nice how tall is he um quite tall i guess is he taller than you yeah yeah taller than me yeah okay he's a nice guy good looking guy too he's a great looking dude boyfriend is too susceptible to these auctions. I feel bad. I did not want him to. He spends so much money. I wish he had told me he was going to bid on the Elden Ring thing because I would have told him. I was like, Jack put in a max bid and I knew what it was.

And I could have told him. Well, then he'd like changed his mind. He was like, like, okay. Yeah, he didn't want to. Well, you guys don't know. We got home. He was like, oh, I wish I didn't win this. Yeah, I know.

That's crazy because I'm so, I'm kind of sad. He said you could buy it for $21,000 if you want. But now it's like funnier that he has to sit there with 21 grand. Yeah. I wish he told me what he was planning to bid on before so I could tell him. I would have told him, don't bid on that. Next year, I'm going to ask him to tell me what he's going to do. You got to have him.

Are you going to get Miyazaki to sign shit again? Yeah I think so Okay next year I'm going to be locked in Jacksepticeye buy it from Ludwig I'm going to be locked in Well he wanted to give it away Jacksepticeye wasn't even interested in keeping it I think Jack

Jack loves giving to charity I think Jack wanted to give to charity And he also wanted to be like you know what He loves this but he was like I don't mind giving it away. Wow. I don't know. Jack's a stand-up guy, I'll say it. Nice guy.

The way you just talked about me not hating, not loving charity. I don't love charity enough. Give your underwear. I've raised like $3 million this year so far. Not enough. Did you enjoy Oversimplified's video? Did you see that one? The animation? Like the stick

animation, the historical guy? No, I missed that one. It was in the beginning. He did a really good animated video. We could watch it. Is there anywhere that we can... Yeah, there's a clip of it. It's like a two minute animation. I mean, it's long. It's two minutes. I don't know if you want to watch. We can watch two minutes. We have time, Connor.

This is your episode. Oversimplified. Yeah, what do you care about most in the world, Connor? That's a great question. The kids. Popping the kids. Ew, yuck. Pause.

Me? I don't recycle on purpose. I say the world should go. It'll be the one from. Yeah, that one. Huh. cycle on purpose i say the world should go it'll be the one from yeah that one the one huh jesus everyone's clapping it'll be i guess whenever you see the anime you've also got shooters can i say that connor what do you mean i'm working late because i'm a streamer i'm doing my sponsor and i had multiple people come and chat not this is not you because i know you and you're not this but they were like cutie i am highly disappointed in you connor supports

you all the time and you're not at his event i was like oh we had to put a command multiple people we had to put a command wait on your stream yeah what the fuck i know i was so surprised because that is not connor no no i don't know they would know. I don't have Twitter on my phone, but I saw your DM to me when I was already in the room, by the way. Oh, yeah. Because you were there and I was like, wait, is Hasan coming? Because I really wanted this bit to go well. He DM'd me on Twitter.

I saw it later because I don't have it on my phone. Like, are you coming? I was like, bro's like glazing me. Dude, of course. I would never. I should know when you were coming. Something about Hasan, he never confirms, but he always shows up. Yeah, it's very annoying You've seen this guy's videos yeah, this is amazing. Yes when Connor approached me and said, simplified do you have? Oh my god. Did you do voiceover for this? It's for

I don't miss him. He didn't. Whoa. Sounds exactly like you. Great. Sounds exactly like you. The only thing I've ever loved. And now I have nothing left. So I decided my only option this year would be to create something. That's right. An original, oversimplified work of art. So I sat down with a pen and some paper and I got to work. First, I tried a self-portrait.

Something with a regal vibe. But it came out a little too egotistical. And so, I threw it in the trash. Attempt two. Instead of something self-centered, I tried to make something that Connor mightcentered Might appreciate I thought of him and called on the universe to manifest his dream work of a sheep Because what emerged on the page was confusing Sex appeal but that one went a little too well because whoever the hell this guy is he's way too sexy Wow In the trash finally, that's what he looks like

And when it was done i said whoa it's perfect it was so perfect i even signed my name on it he like made it from my hat and so i hopped on a train and handed it to connor oh you saw him in person what does he look like does he got a weird nose he's very handsome i'll say that he's actually very good looking i'll say that much i think he's okay are you glazing him right now because he's a very handsome guy. This is going to be like the dream video all over again. Someday we're going to see his face. I don't know what you're saying.

I feel like. What do you mean? What am I saying? I feel like nine out of 10 face reveals. The dude is incredibly good looking. Yeah. Everyone's. Well, it's good.

I don't know why everyone just assumes if you don't show your face, you're a Kraken. No. Yeah. He was. Because I was streaming at the time and uh i was literally getting the flight the next day to come to europe and then he was like i can't drop it off so i'd like run down my apartment building and like go meet him and have a chat oh that's nice stream but we've hung out a bunch he's so cool he's a really nice guy you're always so fucking

busy in japan and whenever people are visiting what the fuck is that about what do you mean i i am a professional every time i'm in japan, I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm not. He loves working. No, that's because you give me no heads up. That's true. You are like, hey, I'm here tomorrow. I'm like, what the fuck?

Yeah, that's true. Surely you booked this flight like weeks ago. No, no, I don't. I book it like a day, the day prior. Yeah, he does book it the day prior. Yeah, we all do it. But it's like, I was so impressed you managed to even get anything to stream of value because in Japan, it is a nightmare to get anything to stream of value because in japan it is a nightmare to get anything to stream he figures it out i think you're lucky he's a cow

girl you basically made it the other dude's problem the guy you had showing you around like if anything goes wrong it's all on him no no because like the way japan works right i instantly get mad at you no no so if like if if we were to film something i have to take a lot of responsibility of like how this all plays out right and they are very sensitive about like how it like being perceived it's like if i take you to disneyland and i get really stressed out because you're like being loud yeah and then like it would be like disney would be like i took a song and i had to be like stop saying homophobic things that doesn't i could not i know it was it was gay not infuriating but so like

normally there's a lot of conversation like we'll have like japan's like how to do it they let they want meetings upon meetings upon meetings to like make sure sometimes i'll do a sponsored live stream and they want the script i'm like to to the live stream they're like yes we want a three hour script i'm like oh oh okay so i'll just write something that doesn't like i'll just make something up i'll just say like this is what's going to happen does anyone say and i don't say it but they just want it there's a lot of like a lot of like um trust they put in you and so he was very lucky that you were able to film a bunch of cool stuff people would chill with it because a lot of the time people are not chill with filming i think well i mean there were there

were stuff there were stuff that we wanted to do that we obviously couldn't do for that reason. But, like, ultimately, it's my first or second time in Japan. So I'm like, even if I was walking down the fucking street, you know what I mean? It's going to be fun for me and fun for people watching. Well, if you ever want to film stuff, you just got to give me like a month's heads up when you're coming. And then we can arrange it. That sounds impossible for him. Yeah, exactly. It sounds pretty hard, like everybody everybody don't stop me i was

talking a lot about this too i was like yo you want to go you want to go to japan in in january like and he's like oh well you're always streaming you don't know how to chill and it's like i'm gonna i'm gonna stream in like at 5 a.m like in a in a time zone that's like appropriate for me so like that doesn't even that doesn't even harm the vibe i think also a lot of has the vision of japan like he wants to just be like a he wants to drive yeah he doesn't stream there he wants to like drive around on the k car he just wants to like live i think he just wants to vibe it out i mean what is up with you white men being obsessed with japan well as a lot of people joke on twitter it's the it's wakanda for white people yeah it is that's so funny which is i think there's some truth in

that like i think a lot of and that's also why a lot of people like they're very defensive about you guys have japan i have the eras tour i just i i don't even know what it is i i think anime plays a big role in it because like i'm i, I'm, I'm decently well traveled. Like, I mean, I grew up in a whole ass different country my whole life. And, uh, you know,

America was, was very cool for me when I first came here. And, uh, when I was growing up in Turkey, I always wanted to live here. But like, I don't know.

Japan is, I think the only place that I've ever visited where I'm like, it's so different. It's so sick. And I feel like it's an alien. Yeah. I mean, that's the first time you go there.

You're just like, this is crazy that a place like this can like exist in such a globalized world. Cause it feels so insular. And it's cultures and identity is so strong. And I think also so many things make sense and like that are really cool and everything's clean. Everything's safe.

The food is amazing. It's already affordable. Everyone's really polite. Like it just feels like, wow. Wow. Okay. We kind of like got a lot of things, right. cool and everything's clean everything's safe the food is amazing it's already affordable everyone's really polite like it just feels like wow okay we kind of like got a lot of things right yeah and so i think that's why a lot of people are like always like amazed and i always tell people like people who always want to travel the world they go to the japan and then they just keep going to japan they're like all right i'm done seeing the rest of the world they're like they go to japan one time like i'm going to japan again next year i want to go again the year after there's just so much cool stuff to see and i think uh the culture is just fascinating

yeah i i think i think i'll feel that way about china too but you know i was supposed to go this year but i don't know if i'll be able to now because of the election uh the election cycle and when we were supposed to go with bb no money and when i say we i mean you as well you were gonna come with me you're gonna go china yeah she doesn't even know he lies for attention we were supposed to go with BB No Money. And when I say we, I mean you as well. You were going to come with me. You were going to go to China? Yeah. She doesn't even know. He lies for attention. We were going to tranq her. All the time. And then pack her up. I've never been to China.

I really want to go. I love Chinese food. Me too. I want to go to China. Normally I go to a place if I like the food. Really? Yeah. It's like Thailand. I love Thai food. You got to go to Kentucky. You don't like fried chicken? Well, I don't want. Really? Yeah. It's like Thailand. I love Thai food. You gotta go to Kentucky. Well, no. You don't like fried chicken?

Well, I don't want to go to Kentucky for fried chicken. That seems like a bit excessive. I've been through a lot of the southern states. I've been to Mississippi. Okay. Had a day there. Well, Kentucky's a little bit better. Mississippi's the worst state.

Is it really? No. Ohio? No, Mississippi's the worst state. As a white Britishish guy i get welcomed into a lot of places in america they're pretty pretty chill so for me a lot of the time everyone's very nice and i'll be like what are you like a british person or something but they don't have vegetables mississippi they also don't that is one thing i noticed whenever i went anywhere louisiana no vegetables so we did when we did a we did a u.s tour we went around the whole

states and it was like east coast we so we started um we started a US tour. We went around the whole States and it was like East coast. We, so we started, um, we started in East coast and then went down and then around. So, and so it was like East coast. Ooh, food's nice. As we went South, just started getting more Brown and more fried.

And it stayed like that until we got back to like California. Yeah. And then it was like, Oh my God, I'll go, I'll go to a vegan restaurant. Yes, please.

I'll just have vegetables, please. But then, you know, people make fun of British food all the time. And I feel to a vegan restaurant. Yes, please. I'll just have vegetables, please. But then, you know, people make fun of British food all the time. And I feel like it's, I have a goal. I feel like it's unjust.

I feel like it's unjust. What a way to wrap that up. That story. Cause dude, you go to middle America and don't get me wrong. The food's nice. It's good. But like the variation in food is abysmal.

And like, even if you want a salad, you're like, you've turned this into a 3000 calorie monstrosity. Yeah. No, for sure. And the croutons may as well be fucking pebbles. what is this i forgot to make you bread oh it's fine

it's fine next time next time he'll be back where the fucking cookies from last night you everybody ate them all oh also i took the fucking people took i took the cookies we made to the auction and everyone ate them yeah people came up to me and thanked me i was like i was like well people were like sorry did you make them a cutie I was like, oh, that's nice. I was like, well, people were like, sorry, did you make them a cutie? I was like, well, I mean, I... You followed the instructions. I was like, I helped.

They were like, so you cutie made them. They were like, oh. You followed the instructions? I know, I know. Come on now. I just mixed it. Come on, you followed the instructions. I can't wait to make cookies.

I do have a goal of going to Vermont in the fall, though. Why Vermont? I don't know. Sounds nice. I want somewhere with apple cider donuts to Vermont in the fall, though. Why Vermont? I don't know. Sounds nice. I want somewhere with apple cider donuts. Is that a plane? Yeah. Or Oregon.

Because Oregon also has apple cider donuts. Do you reckon they could like crank you? I don't know. Put you to sleep? It was just, I don't know. It was fine. But I have an idea. I want to do, everybody has to go around the table.

Your W of the week and your L of the week. Oh, okay. Easy W for me. Yeah, you can start with your W. W charity. L, I'm leaving. I'm really sad to go this time. I told you you could stay.

I know, but I feel I've been out of Japan for a month, and I don't know, I really miss it. But at the same time, I was getting so used to being in your house, and Swift and Coots. It was so cool like my immigrants with weird accents left so i have openings now so if you want to change his scenery lud told me lud told me he's like so we have a deal it's like asan gets the aussie boys and ludwig gets connor it's a custody deal yeah i was like what is this deal? Just saying, you can see how the other side lives a little bit. I'm just pretty cool out here.

Oh, you also get Tarek. Yeah, I do get Tarek. The custody is interesting. Because he's Turkish, I have to get him. Who else do we get? We get Squeaks. You can have him. Oh my God.

Bro. Damn, okay. He was he was in january 6th you get austin we get you can have him as well i don't want him no no you should have you should have him you get austin we get we usually get like extra emily i mean i'm i'm just kind of like amazed at how i really love that like aspect of american culture where everyone's so willing to, like, be like, hey, come stay at my place. But people are like, you get one day and you better not fucking distract me. I think that's more of a content creator thing, though. You think so? Well, I'm Turkish, so that's, like, very much, like, I love hosting people and I love, you know, feeding people and forcing them to do a rigorous training

camp while they're here. That's the other thing. When you stay with me, you have to wake up at 7am to go work out. Fuck that. We wake up at 10am and we go get coffee. It's great. I love that. I made Alex and Alexa

stick to my schedule. They had to stream too. No, no, no. They would do it on your stream. I didn't ask that. Alex is also in insane shape. So that's the funniest part.

So Alex is around my body fat. He's 6'5". I'm 6'4". Right? And he is like one. Well, when he first came in he was like 100 like 200 pounds yeah okay flat yeah around like six percent by five seven percent by something insane crazy and he has like very fast metabolism i have very slow metabolism but i work like crazy yeah so i

put them through like my training basically like we train four times a week oh my god and then we play basketball for like two hours usually your house i don't know this yeah three three times a week we play basketball four times or sometimes we would do two a days where we would train and then play basketball at night and obviously they didn't stick to it the entire time like they didn't't, you know, I definitely did more. Do they get a say in this? No. They wanted to.

They wanted to. It's Camp Hassan. So I made them do all of that. And also I fed Alex like a lot. I was like, I was giving him more food than I normally eat. Because he didn't want to lose weight. He wanted to gain weight. Yeah.

I mean, he did eat at my house. My weight stayed the same. I didn't eat at my house my way my way stayed the same i i didn't lose anyway i was like 230 i'm still 230 he lost 10 pounds holy god i gain so much weight when i come here because i i i just love food come train with me you will lose 10 pounds in a week 100 yeah maybe i need to come stay for a week when i get back to japan i just eat salads and i just hopefully lose it but man i i do love the food especially in la it's i mean the food culture is amazing here it's very expensive yeah it is expensive and tipping always hurts but i've gotten used to it now accepted it it's accepted yeah except i clicked that 20 button no doubt

now you just got to or else like you're basically killing the person delivering your food. That's the way I see it. Like, it's just, there's no, they don't. Do you know how much they get paid? Like, in, well, in California, it's different. But, like, in other places, they get paid $2. Oh, dude. If they don't get paid tips.

Did you get Uber Eats in Japan when you were there at all? Oh, yeah. You were probably, like, shocked at how cheap it is. Like, it's like yeah but you can get like a salad for like i don't know it's like the salad itself will be like like not even like ten dollars and then the delivery fee will be like a dollar i don't even know who's been paying them i don't know how they're getting any money i know it's not good though they they have like i like that we're exporting our brain rot to countries where they

have uber we're like in countries where you don't have tipping culture. We are exporting tipping culture to those countries. And now it's apparently happening in Europe too. Like, Oh no, no one fucking tips in Japan on Uber Eats. No one does. That's crazy.

I don't know a single person. I don't know a single person who tips on Uber Eats. And then if you, if you say you do, people get really pissed off. They're like, don't bring that shit here. They're like,

don't do that. Which is fair. I don't think you should tip. I think in Japan, I mean, and in most countries, if they're getting off they're like don't bring that shit here they're like don't do that which is fair i don't think you should tip i think in japan the i mean and in most countries if they're getting paid well don't find it so your w of the week was charity charity half a million dollars can you think of an l of your week i mean other than having to leave um which is a big l um what is an l of the week i don't okay you guys say your w while i think okay what was your w hassan w the week i mean it's it's not even in my control but this 2024 has been the year of hasan i'll be vindication where like a lot of predictions i've made okay have have come true including really weird ones that I forgot I made. March, can you please

pull this Reddit clip I'm going to send to you right now? He's got it on lock. He's writing this. I can't believe he has a Reddit clip. Someone in my community found this and posted it in the subreddit. What is going on? Vindicated. Oh. Do you guys always do this alan w no this is new but i like it a lot i like it a lot actually okay calm down that was my cake cake i made i'm trying to hype you up the cake i made

was bad i feel bad what that's i just feel like i did i said it to you i just didn't i didn't like do you right fucked I fucked up. Drama. Actually, you know what? I actually know. You did fine. L of the week. Probably that nasty hangover I had after drinking.

There you go. There's your L of the week. He drank way too much. They didn't invite me to the drinking stream. Bro, you wouldn't. Are you kidding me? You'd have two beers and tap out. It'd be a five.

We've drank together. You can drink a lot. You know I can drink a lot. Would you do it would you want to get belligerent on stream he just likes to be invited i had problems with alcoholism in my youth i know how to drink that was called training camp no no it's fine i haven't uh i don't i don't it's fine he just resents you now okay well all right it's kind of fucked up that you guys didn't invite me okay play you just have to invite him it's a

thing next time i'll be like, come on. No, it's fine. I would have probably enjoyed hanging out with you guys and drinking. You would have stopped lovely from canceling. And then Alexa actually left before and I was like, maybe they'll ask me. That's so sad. I was like, maybe they'll ask me.

I'm sorry, dude. I didn't know. It's cool when you invite two people staying at my house but not me. No. I didn't know. No, it's cool when you invite two people staying at my house, but not me. Like, it's cool. No, Alexa didn't go. So I assume that's your L of the week. No, he was supposed to come. Was he?

Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, but he flew to his sister. Ludwig was arranging this, and I thought it was Ludwig's stream. Ludwig doesn't fuck with you. That's not even a joke. You're not joking. No, it's not. He does like you.

Stop the drama. He actually does not like me. joking. No, it's not. He does like you. Stop the drama. He actually does not like me. I don't think that's true. He's playing basketball with you today when he was supposed to go on a date with me. I also texted him when I found out that he was sick. No response. Both of you guys suck.

I don't text. All right. I feel like I'm in the middle. How can you be a hot and political veteran and then lovely just invite you and you're like, I feel sad. Because I'm a human being're like I'm a human being what they say about you online you like I'll go fuck yeah well you don't expect

it from your friends you know or people you person people you thought you were friends with not a texter not okay let's play the clip this is uh a lot of my predictions this is from march the democratic party has now activated their contingency plan i was wrong earlier i said all but a brief moment ago i just said the democratic party does not have a contingency plan turns out they do it's me it. It's called killing Joe Biden with COVID. Oh. That's right. Their original plan was to tell the world that he fucks hard

and fucks often. That didn't work because everyone was like it doesn't matter. He's 800 years old. I don't care about his dick game. Then they were like alright let's put him in the hyperbaric chamber again and let let him let him fizzle out turns out now they're going in the exact opposite direction they're putting biden in contact with people who are covid positive to see what happens

oh my god so that's what happened and i i predicted this in march because there was a news report that came out that they were like restricting uh like previously covid is obviously still very much a thing um and previously everyone that's in contact with the president was getting covid tested and in march they decided no more COVID tests for people who are getting in contact with the president. I was like, that's crazy. He's going to get COVID.

And then he did. He's not going to die, obviously. But, but that along with many of the other things that I've said in terms of like this election cycle being the most boring one, but having the capacity to become the most interesting election cycle, all of that is...

I feel like also if you're live, as long as you are, you'll get some predictions, right? Right? You've got to get some, right? You'd be really bad at your job if some of them didn't happen. That one's a little weird. Was that your W of the week? My W of the week has been that you know, I've... A lot of the...

It wasn't winning a gavel? A $7,500 gavel. No, that was my L of the week. My L of the week. I thought your L was not getting invited. You can put this on your taxes though, up to a certain percentage. I was told. I already, I think I, I max out my charitable contributions, like probably in the month

of January usually. My lawyer told me about that he was like you gotta stop saying that you can claim it on your taxes yeah no i percentage on the taxes which is a generous percentage it's a good amount still like most people would not hit that thing unless i i know you i fundraise a lot and and also give a lot of charity but um my l of the week yes is is uh that uh i i didn't used to be a believer in magic until I saw my dogs turn into snakes. You know? Oh, my God.

That was a crazy line. I'm just saying. I'm saying. Thought dog turns out snake. Did not invite me to the drinking stream. As I was saying, I thought it was Ludwig's stream. But then I realized Lud is being, he's so nice. Lud always wants me to feel like I get my value out of coming here.

I think Lud is always like proactive and being like, let's get you some streams. And I didn't realize the drinking stream was for me. Oh, cool. So Ludwig was talking about it a bunch. And I was like, yeah, I'm super down, man. And then Alex was like, who's channel is it on? I'm like, oh, Ludwig's. And Ludwig goes, oh ludwig's another goes oh yours i was like oh all right sure that's so funny the whole time i thought it was on doug doug's yeah i wouldn't have cared i was just down for yeah

that's to be an alcoholic for an afternoon and obviously watching ludwig say the things he did was very stop looking at me i'm sorry that happened did you like watching the clips of lot at least just having a meltdown? That was fun, right? He was being an ick monster. He was. He was. He was being an ick monster. That Dan Clancy moment was crazy. I was like, what are you doing?

He is a total teetotaler. He's such a little baby. Apparently, he downed like three drinks and was like, I'm good. I'm out. I think he was just being wild. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was pain. My body really hurt from that. I'm out. I think he was just being wild. It was pain. My body really hurt

from that. I regret a lot. I'm actually happy I wasn't invited. I don't want to fuck up the stream schedule. I was mindful of that. I just drank by myself at home because I was sad.

I would take a sip when you guys were drinking. It's like I'm there. I was just watching by myself crying. That would be funny. I would take a sip when you guys were drinking like, oh, it's like I'm there. You know what I mean? I was just watching by myself. You could have stream sniped. You could have stream sniped. Crying. That would be funny.

That would be weird as fuck. Oh, hey, guys. I was getting a jumbo margarita, too. What the fuck? $9 taco Tuesdays? Yeah, that would be weird as fuck to do. Isn't that insane? $9 for unlimited tacos.

That's crazy. In downtown and like Hollywoodllywood boulevard it's probably like it sounds like an extra emily stream how many tacos can i eating 100 tacos before i go home you know it's probably like bad yeah they're not good that's cargo tuesday black market meat yeah that's my l my other l is uh oh my other w is and this is a w for you as well we got lit on fire oh that was very fun that was incredible we actually did get lit on fire you have to give context of yours so we did uh a year ago last time uh the aussie boys were here for like three and a half months i miss them already yeah i did a thing

uh alex had this wonderful idea of lighting each other on fire. And at the time when he first suggested it, he was like, Oh, I'm going to make a contraption and I'm going to like light your pants on fire. And I was like, what a beautiful mind. I was like,

Alex, I love you. I will never do that. If you are the one responsible for it. I was like, do you want to do it? Like I was like, he does do on a channel.

It's just straight dangerous. It's like Michael Reeves being like, let me make you a car. Yeah. And he was like, he didn't even think that we would need pyrotechnicians, right? He was like, no, I'll just make it and we'll light each other on fire. I was like, that's fire. You know how dangerous that is?

Yeah. So this year, he was like, oh, no, I'm going to get a pyrotechnician and we're going to have the fire marshal insurance all of that so i was like yeah i'll of course i'll do it uh which apparently shocked them because they thought you know i'm not exactly interested in like adrenaline junkie shit either yeah no it was it was cool i felt like you have like very good self-preservation i i the moment that i'm working with professionals i'll do it i don't don't give a shit. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. Unless it's like skydiving. Oh, I want to skydive.

I want to skydive so bad. I love bungee jumping. I did that one time. It was so fun. You bungee jumped? Yeah, I did it for a video. It was amazing. I loved it. I don't think I would do that.

It was so cool. I'd be so afraid. Because it was like one moment. It felt like what it would be like to just jump off a cliff. Because you literally are just free fall. Like a moment. It was so cool. Every ounce of depression inside of you was like, this was the right choice. Yeah.

And then you snap back up and you're like, oh. And then you start bouncing. It's just fun. I loved it. I loved it. It was great. It was awesome. It was really cool.

I want to do skydiving there. Cutie Cinderella, your W and L of the week. My L of the week was getting a sun blister on my lip and it's ruined my life i also had like an ear infection tooth infection thing going on like the side of your face just my l of the week was not getting on the airplane that was big l i really thought i could do it and then i just couldn't oh well next time i immediately got sick from all the stress of it you're you're lucky you were like at a shoot but I was at the house sobbing my eyes out over the idea of getting on an airplane. I couldn't do it, but it's fine.

That's my L. It'll be a W someday. My W of the week is I have the number one NFL draft pick on my team now. Sam Temple from the H3H3 podcast. I have stolen her, and she's working for me now. Oh, wow. So that's a big W. Wait.

Yeah, that's right. Freak out. Freak out. Wait. What do you explain further? Elaborate. I stole that bitch. You poached?

I didn't poach, actually. It was like a serendipitous meeting. Right, right, right. I need to produce because my normal, my Taylor, my assistant, she lived in Washington and she didn't want to move to California. And so I gave her many months to decide. And then she decided she wants to stay in Washington. But I need someone here. Right. And it just worked out serendipitously.

And Sam was like, well, I think I'm a right fit. And I was like, I think you're a right fit, too. And so now we're going to be unstoppable. Like, I don't know what to say, but like, look out, everybody, because things are about to get spicy. Okay. I have a fun fact about Sam. Oh, do I have to fire her after you tell me? No, no, not at all.

He's like, fun fact, she commits fraud. So Sam is, I think, like a massive Hasanabi head from way back in the day. Oh, no. Freak, I do have to fire her. No, chill. Okay, listen, listen, listen. She's a massive Hasanabi hit from way back in the day before she even got

hired by H3H3. And she made... I'm going to bring it, actually. I'm going to show you. Hold on. Let's embarrass her. Not only just a Asanabe hit, but one that is literally... She bought your underwear the last time you auctioned it off.

No, she was like an RP fan of my Grand Theft Auto No Pixel roleplay. Hold on. This cannot be the same woman. That's no one. No one's a fan of your RP. What are you talking about? It was offensive.

What the fuck are you talking about? He did an Italian accent poorly often. Everyone I watch who RPs is so fucking bad at being voices. I hate RP. Sorry, RP fans. But it's so... Watching GTRP, you hop in, there's years of lore, and you're like,

what did I miss? And it's like, I need a book to catch up. And it's like, I wish there was a digestible way to catch up. Yeah. That's what I hate about RP. I don't hate RP. I just hate that I can never catch up. She was such a horse on every head

and such a fan. She was such a house on every head and such a fan oh my god damn she was such a house on every head and such a fan that this photo this this fan art that she made was prominently displayed behind me for years and years and it's still behind me on my stream uh setup she made this what What the hell? Yeah. Wow. Sam, get a hobby. Yeah, she's incredible. She's awesome. Yeah, we're going to take over the world, I fear. I don't know.

I'm not a fan of RP much either. Why are you guys shitting on this right now? Like, I don't really do RP. I just don't like RP. I just don't watch it. I don't really, I don't do it any longer. But, like, can you see it? We can see it. I just want to make sure here you go

yeah even her like her instagram in the back and everything uh yeah but she sent this in my po box like way back in the day that's crazy and now you have to fire her now i have to fire her i don't know god damn it a hoss frog has infiltrated my base infiltrated h3H3 as well. I mean, I got another buddy of mine a job there as well. Well, I didn't do anything for Sam getting a job there. But I got Waleed. I stole her.

I got Waleed a job at H3H3. I'm very excited because I'll finally, because everything's been on pause because I've had, you might have noticed, where are the events, cutie? Because last one I did was April. We're in July now, which is absurd for me. Usually I do an event a month.

It's because Taylor's been in her limbo. Now I've got Sam and things are going to get spicy again. I'm going to be able to work. That's my W. I'm going to poach her. No, you can't.

Yes, I am. You're not going to. You to work. And so that's my W. I'm going to poach her. No, you can't. Yes, I am. No, you're not going to. I'm going to outspend her. You could outspend her. Yeah. He did steal my editor. Okay. I didn't even know he was your editor at the time. Oh, that's.

Yeah. Because let's talk about. Let's talk about who can pay more for videos. The guy who gets more views. Yeah. It's okay. I use Austin Ox once a year when I can afford him. Well, my editor's great.

Not that it adds to this conversation. Your editor does great, you said? He's great. Yeah, he's great. I've worked with him for like seven years. It's been great. You can't steal him. Why?

Is he in Japan? Yes, and he's loyal. Oh, and he's Japanese. That's sick. You also like stole Marsh from people. Wow, you just steal everyone. No, I didn't steal more you i feel like you stole marsh from like 100 feet you got fired marsh no he didn't get fired he got well he gave a shrug he was like i don't know well i mean they were downsizing and and i was like well we need a producer it was that

that was different okay all right you didn't steal him fine me mosh no no him oh i thought he stole marsh no no i don't want to steal i'm not even remotely worried about any of the people i work with going anywhere else no i'm me neither yeah yeah totally yeah what's what's your uh what's your editor's username let me come on just't even know. Let me, what's his Discord? Come on, just put me in contact. Fucking snap him like that. All right, well, speaking of snapping,

we're going to snap to the Patreon. Yeah. We're going to go behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and. It's going to get juicy.

I'm going to talk about my favorite DJ if you know what I mean. Cody Ko? Yeah. Can I pee? I'm ready to chat. No, you're not allowed. mean. Cody Coe? Yeah. Can I pee? I'm ready to chat. No, you're not allowed.

To talk about what you want to promote, thank you so much for coming on. See Dog Fuck. Yeah, thank you so much for watching. I appreciate it. We have Trash Taste if you want to watch a podcast. It's actually good. Well, I was going to say that, but...

Not shit like this. Twitch, Twitter, all that fun stuff. No, you guys do good. You guys are good. Can I pee now? We're fine. Yes, you can pee now And we'll see you on the other side

Bye guys I know Nothing's happened But like a lot has happened Like on stream Am I crazy? Like a lot has happened Really?

The former president got shot at That's nothing to do with Twitch No no no I think I think it's actually a really exciting year for Twitch Like I'm excited to see nominees Like I have some ideas of what we're gonna see but an interesting thing i've been thinking about yeah as the creator fighting it okay it's not a treat it looks like a delicious treat i'm gonna make you one and you're gonna be on stream just

like chewing on your phone i just i had to give it a little it's okay like what the fuck is wrong with you um plastic but