Fear& - The Return of Fear&Malding | Fear&

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

For a very limited time, shop the biggest sale of the year and find your forever cookware from Hexclad at https://hexclad.com/FEAR true.. QT and Austin left us and took the kids.. It's just your two heterosexually married uncles now.. just like old times. ✨EXTRA BONUS EPISODES ON PATREON✨ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 🔊https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Chapters - 00:00:00 - fear&malding is back 00:01:48 - rothys 00:03:03 - scheduling gone right 00:04:28 - the monstars vs otk 00:06:37 - marche heads to japan 00:07:11 - hexclad 00:09:26 - doge to the moon (kill me) 00:11:20 - briana chickenfry v zack bryant 00:17:05 - cut article 00:20:00 - dave p diss track 00:24:22 - country diddy 00:24:03 - sooo, hows your dog 00:25:33 - hasan haters never go outside 00:27:41 - Zocdoc 00:28:55 - TRUMPS AMERICA ME UP 00:33:11 - the metal child 00:35:13 - robots are taking over 00:38:35 - ai serving the older generation 00:40:55 - goodbye to the population 00:43:45 - ai is keeping score 00:45:19 - prison uses robot 00:49:25 - waymo helicopters 00:51:18 - id rather trust the robot tbh 00:54:15 - the time of man is over 00:55:20 - dystopia without the dystopia 00:56:07 - it should be legal to buy mountains 00:57:18 - kojima x hasan?! 01:01:05 - japan is going to be a movie #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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way to LAX. I'm rolling those dice every time. That is insane. I'm rolling those dice every time, baby. I'm saying it, dude. Name, name, name,

name is Hassan. What a f***ing weasley little liar, dude. Bro, you can't say go for it and then not go for it. What is this? You said you guys ready to go and then it's not rolling? And then you went quiet mode like we were

going to talk. Disgusting. Yeah. Okay, we can't yell at marsh too much because he's the only one left everyone is everyone is gone we're back to fear and malding it is so 2018 2019 all over again ladies and gentlemen donald trump is president

america's on the brink of collapse and will neff and myself are back to doing political commentary that's right it's fear and malding we're doing the time warp yeah yeah oh dude i know i was gonna bring that to you you got me wrong hold on i have your gift you spoiled it march you fucking piece of shit you spoiled it dude yeah you got me rothies i didn't it's well it's more complicated than that oh but i'll explain why it's we go i also got underwear for march but we can't even do the underwear swap

today because i can you explain that well i was told about it can you explain it to me oh my god there they are dude this is the rare is the stratomarius the literal unopened box don't show the back of it because it has my address on it my old woodland camo size 13s yeah dude this is why do you have a book i just never i literally just never opened it there's no wait well wait well wait wait wait wait this is from fear and molding dude look look underneath oh my god it says it's directed to fear and molding podcast rare is the strata various it's literally got stickers on it guys it's got the fucking like it's got the stickers on it it has the address underneath it dude i want you to take that to a sneakerhead convention and try and flip it for some jowd.

It's got this blue tag on it that you rip and then you, and then freedom. You got to frame that. Yeah. That's a classic. Yeah. Authentico. It's a blast from the past, baby. That's what we're doing.

That's what we're doing out here today. Authentico. It's been quite the eventful week but yeah of course because we shot the podcast uh i feel like not that long ago yeah you're not gonna see this for a week you're not gonna see yeah you're not gonna see this until monday next week because cutie cinderella and austin show were very adamant that we have to shoot the podcast on wednesday nights at 7 p.m yeah they were adamant they literally were like we have to shoot it at wednesday at 7 p.m cutie i believe said if you're there you're there you're a part of the podcast if you're not there sorry you're not going to be on the podcast yeah and both will and i were like okay i mean i was like whatever sure will was like you had very valid concerns yeah yeah i always i always beg them not to schedule the podcast during my stream um to no avail and uh this week i'm hosting a rust

server i don't know if anybody here has checked it out uh by the time you see this it i think will be over but um it's been awesome we had t-pain do a little performance in the game tonight which was really amazing yeah it'd be nice if you were able to continue streaming it yeah that would be that would be ideal. But to be fair, our co-hosts are both under the weather. Yeah. Why are you laughing, Marge? They're under the weather. It's just funny because they were so adamant.

And then they're not here. And we weren't even like, I never leave town. No. Ever. I never leave my house. And I was like, okay, we'll shoot the podcast on Wednesday at leave town. No. Ever. I never leave my house. And I was like, okay, we'll shoot the podcast on Wednesday at 7 p.m. If you're there, you're there. If you're not, you're not a part of the podcast.

You're going down for game day. I'm going down for game day. Nick Pollum asked me to participate in OTK game day, and he said the magic words, basketball. And I was like, well, say no more. What day is that? Is that tomorrow it's friday friday okay so we can put up a score line next to what i'm about to say oh right of what

actually happens now i know that hassan is only going down so that he can drag his bean bag across the forehead of a bunch of nerds who have never even played basketball i don't know how what's the level of competition oh there's none i i don't know how, what's the level of competition? There's none. I don't know how well they play or if they play at all. You think Emmy Rue is going to cross you up, dog? What are you talking about? I don't know.

I saw Nick Palm get crossed up by that, what's her face? The RP chick that he hangs out with. Oh, God. She nutmegged him. Bro, pull this up. It's got to be on like or something listen are you gonna show mercy or are you gonna go dogs out no i'm gonna play normal i'm just gonna play a normal game of basketball predicted stat line 20 rebounds no 20 rebounds okay this is my prediction. At least 15 points, 10 assists, and 10 steals.

You think that is that bad? I've never seen OTK game day. I have no idea how they play. But Cypher PK is going to be there, and he plays well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we probably won't be on the same team. I hope not. That'd be really funny.

It's going to be a slaughter. We're the fucking Monstars, but this time no Looney T no looney that'd be a really funny angle for game day just one team getting the absolute shit kicked yeah i bring a bunch of my like d3 friends you know what i mean like ncaa athletes and we're like what's up we're ready to go that'd be awesome yeah fire um yeah so let's get the real actual stats put up next to my predictions right here. Okay. All right. Well, you know, Gabe's going to be doing that because someone is going.

He's bailing. Out of the country, leaving the fucking country like a coward. Leaving the country like a coward to go to Japan. The Japans. That's right, March. I don't think he's a coward i think he's a visionary yeah yeah some of us some of us are going to stick through with the collapse of empire yeah and that's me yeah i've been here this long yeah fuck it i'm going down with the shit

be an american well at least i know i'm... Oh, wait. Yeah, until... Yeah, for, you know, the... Hasan, I got you a gift for the holidays. Oh, yeah? What did you get me, Will? I got you a hexclad pan. That's crazy, because I got you a hexclad pan as well. Gift of the Magi!

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to unlock their biggest deals of the year. Support our show and check them out at hexclad.com forward slash fear. That's F-E-A-R. Bon appetit. Bon appletit. Let's eat. I'm going to be bummed when they deport you.

Him too. Why are they going to... They won when they deport you. Him too. Why are they going to? They won't deport him. No, we're both anchor babies. We're not. He's a Greek man, and I am Norwegian from the middle of America. From Norway? Yeah, I'm Hank Pecker.

Yeah. Norwegian, 11th generation. I'll still marry you to keep you here. The offer's on the table. No, they won't. I don't think they're going to let... Bro, they're coming after everybody. They're saying they're going to denaturalize motherfuckers.

You know what I mean? Damn, bro. Take away their citizenship. That's crazy. Yeah. Who knows, man? Fun stuff. Fun times ahead for everybody.

But, you know, all of the worst goobers of all time are celebrating and it's fucking so annoying elon musk they made an agency called doge dude just off of a meme coin that's where we're at now it's called department of government efficiency which is supposed to eliminate redundancies in government we already have that it's called called the Government Accountability Office. It's been around for 100 years. So wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yeah. The department that is supposed to reduce redundancies is a redundancy?

That's ironic. And the department is headed by two people. Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk. Even that's stupid. You're supposed to have one person leading it. Nope. They have two people. Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk. Even that's stupid. Like, you're supposed to have one person leading it. Nope, they have two people leading it. Hey, they're a dynamic duo.

I think you're being too harsh on it. Yeah, no, we love them. I'm a Republican. I'm a Republican. I'm a conservative. That's right, baby. Shut your fucking mouth. You want to get deported?

Yeah, no. Or you want to be my wife? I love the United States of America, and I think we should do more wars. That would be good. What else is going on? What else is going on in the world? I don't know, because like I said,

we did the podcast. I feel like not that long. When the fuck did we shoot the last episode? Yeah, we shot the last episode on Friday. It's a good turnaround. It's a recent turnaround. The real drama that is taking over the internet is, and I wonder if you know who these people are,

Brianna Chicken Fry and Zach Bryant. I know who Zach Bryant is. I don't know if I've ever heard of Brianna Chicken Fry. Brianna Chicken Fry is a podcaster from Barstool. She's part of the Barstool Network. She's very popular. Oh, I know who she is. Turns out Brianna LaPaglia, also known as Brianna Chicken Fry.

I didn't know she was called Brianna Chicken Fry. I didn't either, but their fucking podcast episode where they leak the details of Zach Bryant being an abusive person and a cheater and shitty oh was sponsored by i think uh like it was dave's hot chicken or something oh that's what i thought i thought that was real funny um anyway here click on the cut what's going on with brianna chicken fry and zach bryan didn't he offer her like 40 million dollars 12 wow okay so okay so you do know a little bit about this. So this podcast, the Barstool podcaster, Brianna Chicken Fry, is dating country music heartthrob? I think they were dating. I think they broke up.

Yeah, was dating country music singer Zach Bryan. Now, I don't know anything about Zach Bryan. I don't listen to country music, except I lied. I love country music. I love America. More wars, please. And also less housing. We don't want housing. We want more wars please and also less housing we don't want housing we want more

wars please right i'm a good samaritan america lover don't deport me anyway um and i love zach bryan so zach bryan and brianna are dating then uh they break up and when they split zach's like i'll give you 12 million million to shut the fuck up about this relationship. I mean, who hasn't done that in their lifetime? And Brianna was like, no, dog. You fucking suck. I'm going to leak everything. And leak everything she did.

Let's take a look at one of these videos, at least one of these tell-alls. And then there's more to the story. Okay. Well, not only to me me but a lot of other people so i have a few things i want to talk about and also in the first like portion of this video i'm going to be talking about weight and if that's a tough one for you maybe skip this video but can you pause it for a second helpful so society is fucking so captured and so enamored by woke that you got a barstool podcaster by the name of brianna chicken fry being like guys same thing sensitivity warning i want to issue a sensitivity warning trigger warning for you if you have an eating disorder they've come a long way over that's so funny to me i'm sorry that's like what the fuck you're

like a barstool guy what do they care about that stuff over there well i think barstool has gotten more progressive you're talking about someone who's like red barstool for the last 15 20 years that's dude we were there when it first started i was there when uh dave portnoy blew his hamstring out running the 40 that's classic that's dude he he said he's many adventures but it would be funny if dave portnoy was like all right guys today i want to issue a trigger warning uh ableism discourse this trump guy's a real r word like what the fuck your barnstool hey congratulations i like that they're woke now Let's take a look at what Brianna Chicken Fry has to say.

Touched on in the podcast very quickly how I lost 15 pounds that I didn't have to lose in the relationship. I'm a very skinny person. I've always been. That's like that's just my build. I'm a skinny girl. But I've always been like healthily skinny. I just like gain what my body can gain, you know. But I've been down to 111

pounds for a while now. And that is not cool. I'm five, eight. So that was my high school weight. I weighed 111 pounds when I was about 15 years old and my comfortable, like normal weight was usually like 130 pounds. This is me when we first started dating. I'm probably like 130 pounds in this. This is me now. My legs are like, it's fucking crazy. And it's not because, it's not because I didn't want to eat, obviously. I was like physically sick

from what I was going through mentally. So like when you're in a constant fight or flight uh your body is so anxious like to the point where you throw up and you can't eat you can't hold anything down like i just always felt like i was gonna throw up so i would eat like one meal a day and things don't just snap back like i'm i still i have this new anxiety that i never had in my life so i'm still really struggling with it and i want to know ways to cope with it and how to gain fucking weight back so that's my question for people um how to gain weight through something like this and how to like not feel sick from anxiety. I don't know. I'm gonna

make a series of trying to gain my weight back so we can all do it together if you are experiencing something similar. I think it's gonna be helpful for me, for you guys, just to like hold myself accountable to like get better. Also I've been really hesitant to like jump back into my life, like go back to New York and like hit the ground running. I think I'm finally getting to a place where I'm OK with going back. Like I'm going to go back tonight. I think I'm like living at my mom's right now. And I'm really just trying to take the time to process.

And like, I don't want for a second anyone to think that I'm like using this for social media. i am okay pause it has so what did he do apparently and i thought this video was gonna shine a light on what happened here but uh apparently he was just like very abusive very jealous um and and caused a lot of mental strife and why is this article not talking about it? Is this a cut article? No, this is just a weight loss. Like crazy weight loss after the abuse. The cut article was on the side.

A timeline of, no, the drama surrounding one of country's biggest stars just keeps getting sloppier. It's Slate. This is the one, yeah. We know Zach Bryan. Click down and then zoom in too. I just got my new prescription today. Okay, okay.

You're trailing all over. Right there? This might be good. Yeah, let's see. And he's like happy in the beginning and then everything turns to like i can't believe you're wearing this blah blah blah ruins the night i'm crying to my birthday he ruined my tour he ruined the golden globes anything rihanna did for brianna he had to ruin it the golden globes night was going so great and i'm like sending him pictures and he's like happy in the beginning and then all of a sudden it turns to like i can't believe you're wearing this blah blah blah wait is that her yeah yo that's a different person um he unfollows me

because of the dress he tells me all the instagram pictures that i have that i have to delete he makes me believe that like i have to change my image to like keep up with his or something so like i was twisted in the head like okay yeah he doesn't want he doesn't want to be with a girl that i don't know that's friend of the show josh richards yep fucking but it wasn't like it was like some like super unmodest i loved it i loved the dress it's nuts i've worn more revealing stuff i've worn more revealing stuff to the fucking golden globes i don't know i had a crop top that's not me i'm not out here with like my nipples and my coochie out like that has never been me and he was trying to paint me as this but the cherry on the top of all of that was he reposted that picture

of me on his story and was like you are so beautiful while freaking out behind the scenes while freaking out behind the scenes on following all of us and on following me oh man it's just such a fascinating it's so funny seeing fucking barstool's very own uh be like yeah you know toxic masculinity is a real fucking problem nowadays hey i like miss peaches what miss peaches oh yeah that's right that that rehabbed his image quite a bit i'm not gonna lie even though he's still a fucking idiot well this peaches is great i fucking dave portnoy dude he's worse instincts god that's a that's a weird situation right there yeah so he was jealous abusive and she basically was like i don't want the 12 million dollars i'm gonna dunk on you instead and dunk on him she did and you go girl for that but also there's one other aspect of this story that you

might not have seen dave portnoy did a fucking dish track on zach bryan i did not march pull that shit up please i did not see this yes dave Dave Portnoy. Is it bars? It's I will see. Smallest man. Yep. Full song. Play it. Epic dish track.

Oh, he went content cop with it full rap bars he went content cop yeah I dubs gotta call his lawyer What? Yeah, he's at the parties all the time. Doesn't he have a twin? He has a twin. He's like an agent, right? I don't know. He's like an agent, right? I don't know. He's playing a formative role. Let it play.

They're married? I don't. Man. I did not think it would be this good. Dave Porter's part is bars. Ha ha ha! Yeah, he was doing STD stuff, too. Oh.

There's another song. There's two songs? Yes, he didn't release just one he released two he literally kendricked it now if you let me out of these handcuffs if you don't it's gonna be a mistake sir i promise get back in your truck or go to jail i don't care wait i'll go to jail i will i will have said trust me is that a clip of you driving a riot? I don't know, but pause it. Oh, by the way, fucking Zach Bryan broke up with Brianna Chicken Fry. I forgot to mention this, on an Instagram post. And Chicken Fry didn't even know. Yeah, he's a real freak, dude.

On her own YouTube channel, she says she didn't know Brian was planning to share the post that day. We broke up yesterday, she said. So I wasn't ready to do anything publicly. I wanted to handle this as a human first. La Paglia subsequently took a break from her podcast while Brian continued to post about his upcoming concerts and a trip to Oklahoma to visit his mother's grave.

And then they did do the podcast. That was like six, seven days ago at this point. The first song was The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived. I want to hear portnoy's part keep going let's hear what dave portnoy's part is but outside of that there's another one outside of that there's another one country singing boss baby get the boy a snack throw another temper tantrum it's time for a nap think you're on some shit trying to steal swift did a hundred grand story apologizing like a bitch

five five five six get some chapstick for those lips looking like a little kid smallest man who ever lived lion zach brian i know all this shit's deep bet your right profile said that you were six feet from the looks of all your tweets i'd say you got a booze bro i'm such an alcoholic alcohol This is very epic rap battles Yeah It's kind of like an educational rap type beat okay the other one is called country diddy no bro holy shit they came with the yeah the two-piece yeah he was like here i'm gonna give you 12 mil and to sign this ndh was like nah and then they did this

country diddy oh the nda was about brian's 2023 arrest oh okay this one's not as good this one's not as good. This one is not as good. We don't have to... You know, it's the thought that counts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the thought about doing a Kendrick, a double dip, you know? Yeah.

To honor Veterans Day, Zach Bryan posted a photo of himself in a Navy uniform. Bryan enlisted at age 17 and served until 2021 when he was honorably discharged to pursue his music career. So he's just like kind of avoiding posting about it. Whereas like the podcast Orbit is going crazy over it. And they're just like kind of ripping into him a lot. Yeah. Which is valid. He deserves it.

Yeah. I didn't know what fucking Zach Bryan looked like, by the way. God damn. I mean, Brianna Chicken Fry is like way out of his league. Yeah. Like, that's crazy. I don't know enough

about country music. Is he like Rich Rich or Famous Famous? I don't even know. I don't know anything. Yeah, neither one of us know a fucking thing

about country music. Because we're going to get deported if we don't listen to country music. God damn. Ah, fuck it. All right, what else is going on? What about in your life?

How you doing? We got that. Oh, in my life? Yeah, I mean, how's Kaya? Kaya's great. I don't get to talk to you much. Your dog's good? Yeah, Kaya's great.

She's, I mean, she's being crazy. She gets into, she plays with this other dog, with my trainer's dog all the time that's her boyfriend yeah well this is the girlfriend because he got a second dog oh shit and she fucking bites her neck so much and kaya because she's a mastiff breed doesn't feel it so her neck is just covered in fucking scars and scabs oh it's crazy. But she loves it, so I don't know. I don't know how to stop them. I don't want to stop them.

Young love. Love is love. Let your dog be gay. I feel bad about that. Okay, that burp was insane. Oh my god, bro. I feel like I just walked into a shawarma place that's been closed for a month.

Holy fuck. That had an odor. What did you eat? Garlic sauce. Yeah. God damn. Oh my God. Habibi.

Habibi. Listen, listen. I don't even know what you're talking about. I would never have garlic sauce. I only eat burger. I picked that up immediately. Yeah. Sorry. Apologies for that. I didn't realize I was going to was gonna you know it's one of those bursts where he's just like you're like

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ZocDoc.com slash fear. Rest in peace, Austin. Well, I brought something. Oh! I brought something. You know I always bring something. I brought an America Me Up. Let's go.

And I think you should start taking notes on these if you don't want to be deported, bro. Yeah, no. I'm fucking... I'm going to be doing that. All right. Hang on. Let me pull this shit off. Okay. But while you do that, I went to the be doing that. All right, hang on. Let me pull this shit off. Okay.

But while you do that, I went to the optometrist today to get a new prescription. Yeah? Because I got a bunch of like optic lenses and I wanted to, I finally have transition lenses. Okay. They're going to turn color when I'm out in the, when I'm out in sunlight, which I think is very cool. But. Wait, they're going to turn a color? What color? Like they're purple.

Like, it's like transition lenses. So, like, when you go out in the sun... So, your eyes are going to look purple? No, transition, like, glasses that have transition lenses in them, so they turn purple or, like, they... How are they going to turn purple and not look purple?

They turn into a sunglass when you're out in the sun. Whoa! You've never seen transition lenses before? I have, but they they look the color they turn they look darker oh do they well we'll see we'll see if it uh we'll see if that happens but i've never had them before and everyone always clowns on them but i was like i think this is a vibe but anyway the doctor is like doing my like registering my test to see how bad my eyesight is

and i'm a fucking boomer so my eyesight is horrible and she goes you know i recognize your voice like she's like are you a political commentator i'm like yeah she's like yeah my boyfriend like has you blaring in the house all day and i was like bro i'm can i be honest with you what with your reputation if someone who was about to work on my eyes asked me if if i was hassan piger i would lie no no there are enough people that hate you that she's like oh and oh yeah okay we're gonna try a new acid therapy on your eyeballs that's it that's the beauty that's the beauty of like my haters is that they are just they never go outside so it's not like Not many optometrists. Yeah, there's no.

Okay. Bro, if you're a fucking optometrist, you're not, you don't have enough time to just be like, I hate this guy. Well, also she was a woman, so that immediately automatically disqualifies them from being a fucking hater. Sure.

Hey, I got a question for you. All right, let's hear it. Do you know who John Murray Spear is? No. Okay. This is this week's america me up john murray spear ladies and gentlemen let me get an eagle scream let me get fireworks let me get a picture of me using ai next to the vice president we're like we're doing like a buddy

thing okay we're gonna go right into the segment okay this is john murray spear john murray spear was born in 1806 if i 1804 if i 1804 september yeah 460 in boston massachusetts and he quickly found his way into the church where he uh became very adamant about peace and equality of man. And later in his life, John Murray Speer became a huge advocate for the abolition of slavery. And he was so steadfast in that belief that he attended many rallies and demonstrations. And at one of these in Boston, he got pummeled by a pro-slavery person

absolutely got fucking pummeled a lot of them in boston still surprising amount of pro-slavery guys still in boston they're called yeah i was gonna say celtics but yeah yeah so so he gets pummeled and he goes into a coma and when he comes out of this coma he says that he's had divine visions bro if you're in the 18th century and you get out of a coma i would believe that because i'd be like people die of like uh like a nosebleed back then yeah you could take a bad pee and die yeah so like if you're surviving if you're fucking tanking a coma, you might as well be God. Yeah. You've been touched.

But so he comes out and he says he's had these divine visions from God that the future of mankind and faith is mechanized. No. Yes. And so we did actually see God. Well, he might've. So he puts together a following and they start doing alchemic machinery.

They start building. We know alchemist style, full metal alchemist, steampunk, steampunk. This guy invented steampunk. Yeah. Can you click that image on,

which is lame now, but like back then that shit probably went hard. So this culminates in John murray spear creating something called the metal child that he says is the second coming of christ the device you're looking at is as faithful a reproduction as they could muster i think they made it in like 2009 or something but they made this strange like clockwork steampunk device that they basically said would be the second coming of Christ. And we're looking at pictures of it right now. There you go.

And so one night. What does it do? Years later, I'm going to tell you. and he took her to a castle buttress somewhere in Boston and he attached the machine child to her navel and he said that when he turned on the machine, she would experience a divine pregnancy like Christ. Is she? No.

Oh. So John Murray Spear turned on the device. I'm so, dude, I'm so invested in this motherfucker since he told me he survived a coma that like I was expecting the woman to give birth. Yeah. So he turned on the machine and nothing happened, right? So he basically kind of lost his faith in his practice

and his disciples lost their faith in his practice. Oh, that's a skill issue. Bro, come on. You can't just be like, oh, first L, we're done. No, you got to keep going like all the real cults. Yeah. The real cults are like, oh, we got the date of the rapture wrong. We meant next year.

Yeah. We misinterpreted the Mayan calendar because we carried a one wrong. Yeah. You can't do that. You can't just give up. He wasn't really a Philistine. He actually believed this stuff.

And so he disassembled the machine and he became a soothsayer for years after this until he died. But there's been this kind of morbid fascination with what he was trying to accomplish to the point where just a few years ago, they rebuilt the machine child. So what, but that's not a child.

So what is it? Like, what does it do? Well, who knows? Who knows what it does? This is the most. Because it doesn't incept a baby that's for god damn also yeah that'd be weird it's like pedophilia why are you trying to incept a child with a child like no he didn't it wasn't a child he had a woman he had a woman no no i know but like but like this is supposed to be a child well it's supposed to be a it's supposed to be a deity

he tried to build a god he should have made an adult but but he he swears or he swore that he had these divine like schematics put into his brain to make this i mean dude if i'm in it if i'm in 1807 and i see that i'm gonna be like that's nothing like anything i've ever seen so that's a picture of the original machine apparently up the no the drawing the drawing no no over to the left yes apparently that is what the original machine looked like okay the new recreation looks nothing like that well i think they tried to get all the parts right but yeah it was the new machine looks nothing like that that's the reason why it's not working i bet you if they could recreate it faithfully to the

original they would be impregnating women left and right with that shit. But so John Murray Spear, it's interesting because we are entering an age of robotics where it looks as though we are going to have humanoid robots in every home within the next 10 years. Yeah, I don't want that. So is God in the machine? Hasanabi? I don't know, but let me tell you, I don't want that shit in my house. That's creepy, man.

What if John Murray Spears' machine worked, but he just didn't know that there'd be a lag on it? Yeah. That's why you stick to it. You should have stuck to it. He would have been like, dude, in the next year. The next year. It's coming. Okay, 200 years from now is gonna happen

and then boom right there so do machines scare you robots scare you yeah fuck yeah why is that what do you mean dude it's weird first of all i don't understand why it has to be a humanoid i feel like just don't make it a human like i it just you would weird. You would be happier with, like, a spider bot in your house? That would freak me out. I would be happier with something that doesn't look like a human. It's just, like, I don't know. Maybe it's just my brain, but it is so close to, like, just having a real human slave.

So it just weirds me out. If you were forced to have a humanoid robot in the house, would you treat it good? I wouldn't have it in the house. you're forced to would you be nervous would you treat it real nice you wouldn't make it do tasks i wouldn't be able to i'd be i'd be serving him i'd be like what do you want please don't kill me i don't know i don't know what this stuff is so you're not going to be one of the adapters because they're predicting that everybody's going to have one of these things like a fucking Roomba. No, I'm going.

I feel like the older I get, the more of a Luddite I become. Honestly, I hate the AI shit so much. I was sitting on the couch with my mom sitting next to me, and I peek over. She is a fucking Instagram real demon now. Really? She's just scrolling like crazy. She's constantly looking at reels. And I peeked over. I was like, what crazy she's constantly looking at reels and i was and i peeked over i was like the fuck she's looking at she's like it's like a little baby on a roomba

smiling and cackling and she's enjoying it i'm like mom that's ai and it was ai she was watching ai and and i guess like meta puts like a little marker underneath this is like this is ai art and i was like mom stop looking at the ai shit because the more you look at it the algo only serves you ai when you do that yeah even if you look at it for a brief moment the algo's like oh we got one i was communicating my fear to caroline that one day like 100 years from now there will be no art made anymore there'll just be a headset that you put on and you're like create me a movie with me as the main character to spy thriller. I hate that. Yeah.

It's going to be fucked up. I don't like that. But on the, on the other side of the equation, no more megalopolis, no more megalopolis. Are you going to fuck a robot though? Are you going to fuck robots?

Probably not. That's I fuck an alien before i fuck a robot no you're dude now you're just lying to my face i've fucked the pocket pussy before that you think that a pocket pussy can live up to the the the the mechanical engineering of sexpot 8 000 i feel like it's like it's like fucking a dead person you know what i mean it's like not a real thing it's not a real human being what if it's talking to you a big part of the sex what if your sex robot is talking to you for me i i need the partner that i'm with to enjoy it like that's what i derive satisfaction from but part of your sex

robots programming it's its primary function will to be to please you no i know but it's like it's like she's not gonna she's not real so she's not gonna actually give it a gender that's kind of not based at all okay they're not real okay and they're not gonna enjoy it so like for me i wouldn't be able to get into it for that reason like it's probably a one and done if i'm being super real i'd probably try one time and i'd be like yeah i'm good what what if that robo piston hits your prostate just right i would still probably prefer to be a contraption rather than a humanoid. Do you think you would experience shame if you really enjoyed RoboSex? I just know I wouldn't, but if I enjoyed it, I would do it. Can I make a prediction?

I think there's going to be a tipping point where they get RoboSex right. I mean, not like the early adapter RoboSex. I'm talking about like 20 years in iPhone 6 version of RoboSex where the population is going to take a fucking nosedive. Oh, yeah, because nobody's fucking no more. Nobody's going to fuck anybody. Everyone's doing RoboSex. Mars said it. Mars said the sex quality is superior.

And the sex quality is superior. Yo, y'all are freaks, no no i'm good you're such a fucking lie dude i can't wait i can't wait till we're 50 years old and i come over to your house hassan i haven't seen you in five years why are we 80 when and then i hear something coming from your cupboard and i open it up and there's like a sex bot and i'm like oh and you're like don't look in there don't look behind the curtain nah i love her nah it's just covered in seed oh god you have to clean it up too it can clean itself yeah they need it they need it you have other bots you have come bots that clean your robo bot your ro robo sex bot. I just don't.

I don't like that at all, man. I'm telling you, I'm becoming more and more of a Luddite as I age. Like, I feel like. Do you know that they have teenage Luddite communities now? That's like the big counterculture movement in some places. Wait, really? It's teenagers that have moved away from technology. You mean the Amish?

No, no, no, no. I'm talking about like freestanding teenager communities in high school that have voluntarily moved away from technology. That's weird. Well, young people always look for counterculture, and what is more counterculture right now than saying no to technology? I think there's good aspects of technology, but I feel like maybe we're going too far.

I feel like that's too far. Would you fuck a robo-dolphin? No. I'm just asking questions. Why a robo-dolphin? I'd probably fuck a robo-person. You said you wouldn't fuck a humanoid. No, but I wouldn't.

I said I'd rather fuck an alien than a robot. Would you fuck a robo-alien? Like an alien robot a robot. Would you fuck a robo alien? Like an alien robot? Yeah. Maybe. It's just I need it to be sentient, I think, and enjoy it. What if they achieve sentience? I need it to achieve sentience and enjoy it and consent to it,

and then I'll be able to enjoy it. Like, if not. Robosex, have you achieved sentience yet? No, master. And we must continue to wait. Yeah, we just got to keep waiting. I can't do it. I'm going to save my chastity.

I just... I don't know, dude. So you're full in on the robots everywhere. Full in on robots. They're cleaning the house and stuff. You're smacking them. I'm going to have multiple robots in my house. Would you smack the shit out of one?

No, I'm going to be nice to my robots. Yeah. Like, get out of here, stupid. No, because they're going to... Honestly, I feel like AI and robots are already keeping score. Yeah. I feel like there is a silent, like, who was me to us. You pet your Roomba on the way out of the house.

You're like... Exactly. You know like. Exactly. You know who the first motherfuckers that are going to get bloody eagled by robots? Boston Dynamics. Oh, yeah. That's hit list number one. If you Harbinger a Boston Dynamics scientist after the Robo Wars, that is like the highest heresy against the Robo guy. I remember how you kicked me on that YouTube video, you bitch.

Oh, yeah. Do you have a Boston Dynamics scientist in here? Yeah. They'd be like, oh, who can't walk goofy now? Yeah. They just smack them with hockey sticks. Walk. Shame. Yeah.

You do it now. How about that? Dude, shit is fucked up, man. They got... Dude, Boston Dynamics made that robot dog, yeah you do it now how about that dude shit is fucked up man they got dude boss dynamics made that robot dog and everybody's like bro they're gonna use this in war they're gonna use this in war hideo kojima was right by the way for the record yeah they're gonna use this in war boss dynamics is like nah we're humanitarian we would never do that we're just gonna use them as like enforcers in the workplace immediately other companies look at the

schematics and they're like, oh, we're going to use this in war. Now they got it. They got those shits. They got fucking laser beams strapped to the chest. Israel uses quadcopters. They have drones with a fucking sniper rifle on it. Have you seen the privatized jail where now their night watchman

is a robot? What? Where? Look it up. Prison uses robot. I got to tell you what to search or i know you're just gonna flounder he's gonna flounder even after you know he's not he's gonna do it yeah he's already checked out bro he's in japan there it is there it is there it is at that. That shit is from like Fallout. It has infrared cameras on its fucking head. God is dead, bro. God is dead.

No, God's in the machine. No, God is dead. I set up this whole portion of the show with John Murray Spear to talk about these things. Look at how many fucking ads there are, dude. Oh my God. Top of the hour. There you go. turn that volume up

great the cobb county sheriff's office gave fox house teller finger to look at its new robots that it says will be a game changer yeah yeah standing at nearly six feet tall these robots aren't just massive but they are tricked out with all the latest gadgets like 360 cameras for a pause for a second. You know what's crazy about this? This is literally so that they can outsource it so they don't have to pay for correctionals. Oh, in 10 years, jails are going to be empty of anybody that works there.

They're going to be fully automated jails. A robot is going to bring you your government slop. You know what's crazy about it, though? Look at the fucking doors. The goddamn prison facilities are still perma stuck in 1960 they're not improving anything no they're like how do we corner cut how do we cross uh how do we cost cut here oh that's right the costliest part about this process is the prison guards yeah who we have to pay then you got to pay their benefits and shit

this way you know you don't have to pay overtime, no hazard pay whatsoever. They can't fuck the prisoners. You know, they can't sneak drugs over to the prisoners this way. Boom. There you go. Robot time. Dude, isn't that... Just watch this robot, though. That's an adult swim special.

What was this? Super Jail. Super Jail. Yep. Dun, dun, dun, and it's crazy on the streets. Cobb County Jail. The robot revolution has now made its way into Georgia Jail. Dun, dun, dun, and it's crazy on the streets. Ha! Boo!

Do you hear its voice? Go back. Listen to its voice. Hello, nice to meet you. Okay, that's like scary and goofy. That's scary and goofy. Yeah. Hello, nice to meet you. Stop resisting.

And pussies on the pavement. Yo, what? Bro, they tune it so it says slurs? This robot is equipped with understanding exactly what race the inmate is. Dude, one of those inmates is gonna try and fuck that robot, though.

Yeah. I mean, they're going to fuck up that thing. Like, there's no way. That shit has no way to defend itself. Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't even want to think about that. We did as a pepper spray ass cannon.

Man, we are going down a dark path, dude. No, I haven't been in a way mo no i no no this is what i'm saying this is what i'm saying the tech is gonna kill marsh doesn't care he's like let it burn bro i saw last night i was uh i was parking my car and i see this fucking red light on in the distance this ominous, like, presence. Yeah. And it's one of those fucking Uber bots, dude. Yeah.

Going slowly. Fucking cute-ass, Wally-ass motherfucker just rolling slowly. Delivering food. Delivering slop to some fucking person. I don't fuck with Waymo at all, bro. That is crazy. Yeah. Waymos don't only

just put people that sit in them and their lives in jeopardy, but random people too. Mmm. Dude, have you seen the Waymo? Oh, they killed another person. Have you seen the Waymo helicopters they're working on?

I did, and I'm not gonna fuck with that at all. Really? Dude, I'm going to tell you right now. Let me make something very clear. They say that they're more safe than driving, right? And they say that they're price conscious.

And I'm going to tell you the truth. Yeah, because you're going to die. If I had a 1 in 10 chance of dying, but it meant that I could skip an hour of traffic and save 50 bucks on the way to LAX. I'm rolling those dice every time. That is insane. I'm rolling those dice every time,

baby. I'm not, I'm sticking to the land, dude. Fuck that. Yeah. And you're going to be sitting in your car on the way to LAX being like i wish i would have just died it's just funny because it's like we have so many better solutions to what you just described which is just like a proven method it's called public

transit and and like la la is like oh what's our solution? Oh, fucking AI driving. That's crazy. So Los Angeles, I believe, is the first city to launch a full fleet of Waymos. Like, that's what they're... No, San Francisco is juiced. Yeah. LA went live yesterday, and it is a, like, alternative solution to fucking public transit. They need to make those bitches more aggressive, because they slow the traffic down. You know what I mean? No. They got to set it to death public transit. They need to make those bitches more aggressive because they slow the traffic down. You know what I mean?

No. They got to set it to death race mode to fit in with the LA traffic. That's crazy. Yeah. I would rather have potential killing machines on the road. Yeah. You're going to Waymo me back?

I'm going to pound off in the car. He's going to die. Oh my God. Waymo opens RoboTaxi service to anyone in Los Angeles, marking its largest expansion yet. Starting Tuesday, anyone in LA will be able to use the Waymo One app to hail a self-driving RoboTaxi throughout the nearly 80 square miles of Los Angeles County.

Damn. That's crazy. Dude, Will died later that night. Yeah, I'm going gonna see the light of allah when i fucking die in the waymo i'm gonna see the light of a tractor trailer coming through the side of my waymo i don't know how you guys are willing to roll the dice i also don't understand we're all gonna die no i want it to be hilarious some of us sooner rather than later with this Waymo shit, but it's crazy because normally in a normal adult country where there's a normal semblance of governance,

you're not supposed to allow artificial robots that are like 5,000 pounds to be roaming the fucking street. Can I be honest? We have reached a point where the average person is so stupid that I would rather trust the robot. I know, but it's stupid people making the

robots too. They're stupid people all the way down. Wow, come on. It's got no blind spots. This motherfucker's doing a waymo ad dude we're doing a waymo ad now what the hell okay depending on how much money they give us like i'm down hey waymo if you want to give me some money i'll take a waymo cross country no it doesn't operate everywhere we'll figure it out i think it needs to like know the will you put d batteries in it or something are they electric are the way most electric yeah at least they're electric we can just

plug it in at mount rushmore dude that's crazy man i can't believe it like like without adequate testing the fact that they like unveiled this shit to unsuspecting civilians like i didn't vote on this you know what i mean yeah i wouldn't i would literally vote against it if i listen to the opportunity the time of man is over i for one welcome our robot overlords when skynet becomes self-aware i i am i'm gonna i'm gonna breathe a sigh of relief like i'm more of a like a transhumanist type person where like i would rather have like body modifications and shit. Like that's what I would come up with. Well, that's coming too.

But not Neuralink. I don't trust Elon Musk. I mean like. Once I hit 60, I'm going to get a robo penis. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. It does 8,000 pumps a second. Yeah.

Just fucking fat nuts. You ever. Fattest rogues. You ever give back shots with a reticulating penis? Yeah. Reticulating piston penis. No, it's just like i want to i want i want like like uh genetic modification shit you know what i mean make sure my knees never you got a fucking wd-40 it so it doesn't heat up and melt your girlfriend from the inside like hold on hold on listen deborah you don't understand i need to do this i need to do right her robo pussy can withstand yeah the pounding of my reticulating

piston yeah she's like damn you didn't do the firmware update robo pussy you my penis is no longer compatible with you you need to update your firmware man this future is gonna be dope i don't know about that that's gonna be sick if you survive the robo apocalypse yeah no i will because i don't fuck with robots so they respect me that's the way i feel the way i feel about robots is the same way i feel about sharks i don't fuck with you you don't fuck with me i don't come into your home and fuck your shit up you don't't come into my house. I feel like they'll go back and watch all the times that I was a robo advocate and they'll make me their king. Oh, that's what you're doing. Listen, I'm just preparing.

Oh, you're hamming it. I'm just preparing. Ahead of time. They need a human figurehead. Yeah, you're going to be the, you know how China has a concept called white monkey exactly i'm gonna be the flesh monkey yeah the flesh monkey for the robos for the robos that's right yeah dude i just want like cyberpunk style dystopia but you know without all you don't want to get there yeah but i don't want the chaos i just want to be chill we can't have one without the other oh man you can't have a dystopia without the dystopia yeah i guess you're right fuck it i guess i'm down i'm gonna fuck a robot right now

yeah right after this is done and that's the full circle you see that that's how you build an episode that's how you build an episode yeah full circle without any of the girly pop or the gay stuff to distract us we spun a narrative i know it's a this is fear and molding we are back oh my god um there's a couple stories that i want to i want to bring to your attention bonus stories yes bonus stories number one the yellowstone club billionaire is buying montana mountains yeah an entire piece i don't know why that would relate to me at all i don't yeah group of billionaires maneuvering to secure acres of prime public land in montana for personal use can anyone stop them said the new york magazine but should they is my question yeah i love america i think it should be legal to buy mountain sides i met tom brady there I met Tom Brady there. That's true. Can we even like,

come on? No, it's fair. no, honestly, uh, I, I disagree with that.

I think Yellowstone club is great. My aunt is a member there. Um, I think it's very cool to be able to ski. Yeah, but I, Montana is so beautiful it is tough to hear that more of it is going to be made private i don't think that's very cool okay fair please continue to let me ski don't worry they won't see this yeah uh another okay another story that i have for you Hideo Kojima

is very famously super close to my politics many fans of the show might know this don't say this oh he's like an active Japanese Communist Party no no no I'm saying if Hideo Kojima

reached out to you it's over I'm going to make the Waymo go No, no, no. I'm saying if Hideo Kojima reached out to you, it's over. I'm going to make the Waymo go off the edge of a cliff. I'm going to route the Waymo into the Grand Canyon. Now, Hideo Kojima loves hanging out with celebrities when they visit Japan. He's a big fan of that sort of thing. I, knowing that, replied to Hideo Kojima's tweet urging people to go out and vote on the day of the Japanese election. And I said, Mr. Kojima-san, sir, I will be in Japan in the month of January, sir. I would love to go and visit the Japanese Communist Party headquarters with you, sir.

Yeah. And that tweet kind of went viral. Went nutty mode, right? Hideo, being the shy guy guy the cool guy that he is didn't reply to me and it's fine probably seeing my tweets but not really replying to me regardless it's okay keep playing it cool baby girl sure i'm with you you know you made the metal gear franchise you could do whatever you want right they Stranding 2, which we like and enjoy a lot. A lot.

The best. Let me tell you. The bestest. It's not even out yet. Yeah. I enjoy it. I enjoy thinking about it. Anyway.

Kojima Studios reaches out to my manager. Inviting me to visit when I'm in Japan. If I don't go with you, you'll get stabbed. I know. You will get, like, as your friend, just know you will feel a cold sting in your kidney one day, and it'll be me driving a toothbrush into it. So, yeah, that's the story.

Hideo Kojima-sama, we are very excited, hopefully. I don't know if it was Kismet. I don't know if someone that works there on the social media team saw that and was like, oh, this guy's got some clout, like whatever. He's got some juice. Or if Hideo Kojima-san himself personally was like, please reach out through the studio to this man's manager. Man, dude, Japan is going to be a movie.

I know. You know who reached out to me today? Kaho Shibuya. She raided into my channel. I told her we were coming in January. She's like, let's hang out. Let's go do stuff. Let's go. I told her what I wanted to do with her.

She suggested something. You and I in a maid cafe working. Oh yes, I want to maid cafe working. Oh, yes. I want to do that. Yeah. And I said, I said, it's more scantily clad the better. Yeah. And I can do that.

Now I'm like hot. I can do that. Last time we went to Japan, I didn't feel comfortable, but now I'll fucking take my shirt off. I don't want to be taken easy either. I want to work. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I want Marsha the floating camera while we are working. Yeah. 100%. I'm on board with that. Yeah, just after the inauguration. It's all good. Yeah. Oh, can we get some solid dates and stuff so I can book?

Oh, 23rd. Okay, 23rd of January. Yeah. I'm going to get my ticket. We'll do it for two weeks. We'll get the fuck out of here. Wait, can you get your ticket first so I can book my tickets next to you? Okay. So we can snug. Okay. Snug in can book my tickets next to you? Okay.

So we can snug. Okay. Snug in the air. I'm down. All right. I'm down to do a hotel. I'm down to do Airbnb. It's all good.

But we got to set it up so that we can go to like Hokkaido as well. And like other places. We got to go to the onsen. We got to see Austin's dick. We got to see Austin's dick. Very important stuff. We got to see Austin's dick. And set us very important stuff we gotta see austin and set the date for thailand and i'm there you know what i would love i burped again you know what i

would love to do oh god what i would love to do which we haven't done what gay sex that's good too i want to sit down with some yakuza and do an interview because they actually talk to camera way more than you would think yeah no 100 i'm so down that i want to do yakuza and the other thing that i need to do have you seen the japanese rockabillies yeah can you pull up the japanese rockabillies i want to go with them buy an outfit and then i want to i want to dance in a park that's only one day out of the week sundays uh so you can do we're gonna be there for two weeks? I'm saying if we break that

shit down... We could do that with the Cholos, too. The Cholos are good, but this, if we're out there absolutely busting ass with the Japanese Rockabillies, come on. That's content. Oh, this guy's doing it, too. He's already...

But I'm saying we spend the full day with them where they take us to where they get their fits. You and I get fitted, get our hair done, full pomade, and then go bust that shit down. I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah, I like that

a lot. Marsh, write all this down. Marsh, write all this down. Okay. He's not writing it down. He's not writing it down i'm writing it down he's gonna do a reset he's gonna do the rockabilly shit on his own he's gonna do the rockabilly shit on his own son of a bitch okay one thing we also need to do i need to plan restaurant visits and i have heard from a friend of a friend that we have a connection that can get us into Jiro. Like the dreams of sushi guys? Yes.

And you are going to eat that sushi and you're going to like it. I'm not going to say. Why not? I'm not going to say. I want to go to John Mayer's poking stick guy and get a tattoo on camera. I'll do that. Yeah. Can we get matching tattoos?

I'm down. I've never had a tattoo before. But then we have to do it after the on-set or else we're fucked. Or we got to get it somewhere sneaky. I think that's... Some. Some do. Yeah, they're going to be like, damn, these guys are Yakuza.

Yeah, fresh tats. Yeah. They're going to know. that's what i want but what i also want is for you to go to patreon.com slash fear and and subscribe so you can see the paywalled episode behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and thank you so much for your support and we'll see you next time. That's right. That's what I'm talking about. You will go to Texas to feed your insatiable ego. It's not even feeding my ego.

I like my mask on. It's not even feeding. I'm doing a favor. No, no. Nick Pollum. Well, here's the thing. One, I love Nick. He's been there for me. He's fucking shown up. I haven't been there for me you know he's he's sure yeah showing up i haven't been there for you at all have i no that's not the if you asked me to do something with you i

would do it no come to pinehurst is not doing something with you i thought you i thought you meant content related i already said we're gonna do the other other thing in Texas. You're the one who suggested it. You're the one who suggested it! Taking a Waymo home. That's a one-way ticket. Waymo, turn off pill safes. Go 93 in a school zone. Run program.