Fear& - The Return Of QTCinderella | Fear&RoadRage

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

Every week gets more and more unhinged i dont even know what to say anymore man, it's 4:30am im fkn tired thank you for watching love you guys ♥🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod0:00 Intro - Brunch Problems05:57 - Gay Bashing08:00 - The commenters HATE women / Taylor Swift Rundown09:11 - QT Calls Her Stepdad11:00 - QTs probably done with this podcast12:35 - HUHH??13:00 - Austin is a slut15:50 Insane Sesame Street Tangent20:45 - How did QT almost die? 27:28 - Why is Austin Show under the influence? Abbey Sunday for the Patreon?!30:22 - F's in chat for Will Neff,36:12 -QT has some drama to talk about!39:20 - Hasan misses QT 40:20 - Ludwig glazing and slander43:36 - QTs tragic ring story45:40 - Fear& AustinShow Retreat48:30 - Raiding the Yard's set49:30 - Hasan is going to die during one of these podcasts53:00 - shoutout to the gay hasanabi heads that watch this podcast58:00 - keep harassing them to do more patreon bonus content it's working?59:09 - outro // patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

here we go welcome to another episode of fear and featuring your favorite hosts, Hasan Piker, Will Neff, Austin Show, Oh, we started? and Cutie Cinderella. Touching me. Okay. This is going to be a nutty episode. It's going to be a nutty episode, absolutely. I've got some water. I'm hydrating.

Austin's drunk. Jesus. Will's dressed to the fucking nines. Why are you dressed nicely? Cutie Cinderella is here. Okay. I'm usually here for the record. judy cinderella is here okay i'm usually here for the record okay i'm sorry i'm sorry this is basically yeah no no days off uh this is basically

you know the the post-mortem taylor swift episode you didn't talk about it with leslie we talked about it with leslie a little bit but we thought that it would be i love leslie so much but i saw the clip of what she said she does when she runs out of underwear that is not relatable to any woman i've ever met really yeah that was that blew my mind i know more girls that flip their underwear like just like inside out when they putting a pad on yeah for context leslie last inside out when they run out. Putting a pad on? Putting a pad on? Yeah, for context, Leslie last week on the podcast, she said she puts a pad on as a last resort when she runs out of underwear. I just go commando if I run out.

You know what's crazy is sometimes I do the same thing when I'm out. You put a pad on? You put a pad on? I use a tampon. That's so cool. Do you really? You shove it in your butt? I shove it in my butt.

Anyway, Leslie, that was crazy. That was crazy. We all have our things. That was crazy. I am starting to associate you with Taylor Swift. I hate your voice today for some reason. Wait, what? What about my voice today?

I just woke up and decided I don't like you right now. Wow, that is amazing. You woke up and chose violence. I don't know. Cutie, I like literally am so, ever since I went to the Taylor Swift concert, I'm so into Taylor Swift, and you are like Taylor Swift to me now.

I'm like a big fan. I'm not famous. He's been in the shop cooking this up. He's like, how can I appeal to Cutie and win her over again? I'm such a big fan. Cutie, I'd like to take it back a second. I think you opened up a good vein of conversation.

Oh, is it? Is it a good vein of conversation? What? Betrayal? No, I was going to say. Do we think we need to address this? What's a betrayal? They're upset we went to brunch.

What did you guys do this morning? Yeah. Okay, we were literally in a group chat. Any of you could have been like, oh, we'll come to brunch. No, you said we are going to brunch, which means we were not invited. Austin, you invite yourself to literally everything. True. How do you think you're on this podcast?

I certainly saw that message. We already had two white men. Look, I mean, look, you needed a gay representation, and I was the closest you could get. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty close, too. Hassan is going to ostracize himself from the gay community by bashing every single gay man he comes into contact with. I'm the only one that's stuck around.

I feel like being mean to you today. I don't know what it is. I feel like being mean to him every day. I don't know why. Because it's valid. It's so valid. Usually I'm not. Everybody loves the segment of Fear And

where they open the podcast by bashing me. Yeah. A little old-fashioned gay bashing. A little old-fashioned queer bashing. That's for content. That's not real. What do you guys got for me today? What Austin's show can play to you?

I have so much. I have so much. The opening segment. I'm holding it in. I'm going to get to it. Oh, he's going to get to it. I have so much for this week. But.

Okay. Before we do that. So how was Betrayal Brunch? Oh, my God. You guys are so cringe. Did you mean Taylor or something? I'm looking at the group chat. What was the – oh, my phone didn't show, right? No.

How was it phrased in the group chat? I'm looking right now. Will said, Cutie and I are going to Taylor Swift Brunch. No, I said that. Okay. Yeah, and Will said, Cutie and I are going to Taylor Swift brunch. No, I said that. Okay. Yeah, and Will said, why would you leak that? That's for us only. Oh, did you say that, Will?

I might have. Yep, he did say that. And also, you didn't correct him and go, no, it's for everybody. Yeah, but also, no, no, no, no. I said, Will and I are going to Taylor Swift breakfast tomorrow. And he said, why did you tell them? Yeah. He didn't say, like, why did you tell them?

No one can come. And then Hasan. Judy, you said, Will and I are going to Taylor Swift breakfast tomorrow. Let's scroll back a few days when I say, does anyone want to come see my stand-up next week? I only have a few seats. And then no one said they wanted to come. Excuse me. Austin Show immediately after saying, what day is it? Because I was out of town during the stand-up. And then you didn said they wanted to come. Excuse me. Austin show immediately after saying what day is it?

Because I was out of town during the sale. And then you didn't say anything. What do you mean you were out of town? It's next week. I'm out of town next week. Well, then reply. I'm going to be in Florida. That's fine.

I'm working. Austin said, OMG. Mauricio said, they just making shit up now. And Will very quickly changed the conversation and was like ha ha they didn't know that it was real and and basically went what time do we record tomorrow i also want to play some pickleball now let me ask you a question yeah how many days in advance did you uh set up this taylor's with brunch situation day before okay let me ask you a second question was was i not available yeah was he not available?

How did you set up the Taylor Swift brunch question? I was in town. You're telling me you would have skipped your stream to drive to Tarzana to get a Taylor Swift themed pancake. Interesting. Kindly fuck off. Or we had to wait in line for two hours. Interesting that you just brought that up because I wasn't actually doing, I wasn't streaming this morning. You would have waited in line for two hours. You would have this morning. You would have waited in line for two hours.

You would have been complaining. I would have waited in line for five hours. It would have been so annoying. I guess. I guess we'll never know. You are all fugazi. Okay. Can I say something?

I guess we'll never know because I wasn't invited. Can I say something? If somebody's got to wait in line for two hours, Hassan's the bigger diva. A hundred percent. I would stand in line for two hours for something. Austin, you're drunk on the podcast. But it's true. Listen, Austin.

This motherfucker would be- 20 minutes ago. He would give it up. 20 minutes ago. Have you traveled with this guy? I watched this man toast a piece of bread for himself in the kitchen. Yes. And you came flying across the kitchen.

That's right. And stole a piece of toast. Slammed your upper body onto the kitchen island just to grab the piece of toast. I will say that, but Will, you also stole a piece. No, I actually technically toasted it for everybody, but it doesn't matter because you didn't let anyone else have it. Oh, so when Will takes it, the straight guy, it's taking a piece of what's rightly his, but when I take it, it's stealing.

It's them. The point is, Will kept cutting smaller pieces of the toasted bread so that everyone can enjoy the toasted bread. You you literally fucking Wilt Chamberlain style, like slam dunked on the table to grab the bread comment section and let no one else have it. We're not live. Let me tell you something. Don't you? You don't even know what it's like to be live. Don't you ever?

Don't you? Oh, it's know what it's like to be live. Don't you ever... It's true. Don't you... Oh, it's everybody against me today, isn't it? Look, don't you even... No, it's all in your head. Let me tell you something, all right? Let me tell you something. He had a whole loaf of bread, and it's still sitting there.

He had plenty of bread to toast. Don't you listen to his lies. What? Yeah, I was toasting it for everybody, but, like, the toaster only takes a couple slices at a time off. Sometimes I'm a little hungry. You also ate all the macaroons. Fucking sue me.

I was hungry. You sat there, drunkenly ate all the macaroons while accounting for every single thing that you've eaten today. You're like, oh, God. I ate all the chips. Judy, is it a crime to be hungry? At the Abbey, I ate all the chips. I didn't eat any chips. I had a Southwest chicken salad.

Today, you're dressed like John Travolta from Grease. Oh, no. Is it a crime to be hungry? At the Abbey, I had all the chips. I didn't eat any chips. I had a Southwest chicken salad. Today, you're dressed like John Travolta from Grease. Oh, no. Cutie's got daggers. Cutie's got daggers. Cutie and I were friends before this podcast. What happened to Austin and Cutie in the box? There was 20 other people in the box.

Oh! Okay, okay. Let's talk about that. So, your experience. The podcast is going to be mad if we talk about Taylor Swift. They hate when we talk about Taylor Swift. I agree with Cutie. This is like a pivotal.

We don't need to talk much about Taylor Swift. This is a pivotal moment. It is my Super Bowl, but I understand some people hate my Super Bowl. Just say it with your chest. They hate women. They hate women. Yeah. But like some tea is that Karlie Kloss was in the nosebleeds,

and no one is talking about that enough. Okay, there was a Taylor Swift celebrity account. Didn't mention that Cutie, Cinderella, Austin, Show, and Ludwig were in the audience. Carly Kloss was there on the 9th. You weren't there. No, no, no. He's talking about the night that you guys went. We were there.

We weren't announced. And there was a celebrity tracker of like, what celebrities are Swifties? We were snubbed. So they know who will survive in the violent revolution. They're like, you guys are spared. We were not representedbed by them. So they know who will survive in the violent revolution. They're like, you guys are spared. We were not represented in that tweet of celebrities. Austin, we are not famous. Well, yeah, but you know who is in there?

The Cookie Monster from... The Cookie Monster is very famous. You talking about C's for cookie? Yeah, that guy. That guy is way more famous than you. Watch this. That guy is so much more famous. He's A-list.

I heard he hooked up with Miranda Kerr a long time. Really? Yeah. He's got a big dick. He ate her C-list. He's got a big dick? Yeah. Huge.

I'm calling my stepdad. Watch this. You have a stepdad? Yes. This is important. Is he Mormon? God, this is great. Hey, real quick.

Sorry. I need to call you more often but i'm starting this by saying you're on a podcast right now all right don't panic um i have a quick question for you because we're surveying the general public and i figured you represented the general public okay okay do you know who the cookie monster is yes do you know who the Cookie Monster is? Yes. Do you know who Austin Show is? Say that again? Austin Show.

Do you know who that is? No. Okay. Well, you know, wait. Ask him if he knows Hasanabi. Do you know? Do you actually? Do you know who Hasanabi is?

Or Hasan Piker. Or Hasan Piker. I don't know the nameiker? I can't remember exactly who it is. He probably actually, Hassan, he probably hates you. You're in the opposite political spectrum. No, it's all good. I hate Nancy Pelosi. Tell him I hate Nancy Pelosi. He hates Nancy Pelosi. Hang up the phone.

You know name your price and love her host, right? Sorry. No, okay. Alright, thank you very much. I'll call you tomorrow. We can okay. All right, thank you. Thank you very much. I'll call you tomorrow. We can catch up. That silence spoke volumes. That silence spoke volumes?

He was like, who is this non-famous weirdo next to you? He did say he also hates Nancy Pelosi. You know what I didn't put together, which I'm still doing the math on? How the fuck was the Cookie Monster at a Taylor Swift concert? He's a big fan. I don't know. That at a Taylor Swift concert? He's a big fan. I don't know. That's a Taylor Swift fan, man. Did a guy pop it the entire time?

I hope so. He was like, now we got bad blood. The Cookie Monster fucked Taylor Swift. Yo! Dude, honestly, I feel like that'd be the one guy that the fan base would finally be okay with. Yeah, he's like not problematic. I've been studying my Taylor Swift lore. And I'm spitting some a cutie yesterday

It's like coming to the President of the United States and being like do you know the First Amendment? That's what he's been doing to me I told her about Taylor and her performance in Sydney Sydney Yeah, she used the loop pedal. She used the loop pedal that she learned from Ed Sheeran. Dude, you are. And she wrote this song. You're such a fucking try hard. No, I'm not. She doesn't like it. You're trying hard. Trying hard. In fact, I just bought a box for Miami. No, you didn't. Oh, you're right. They're not on sale yet. I know. I know. Oh my God. Why do you know that? Are you like going to go? I'm going to go to Miami. Not you. I'm on the

list. Cutie and I are going to Miami. What list what is the list the list to see prices cutie and i are going to miami so you would drive there i would fly cutie cinderella wait you're fucked you're fucked wait why because next year she's getting on a plane to go to i think i can do it by next year with what we've been i'm in intense therapy i've got to be fixed by then wait if she gets on a plane before you actually put a down payment on a house wait i gotta buy a house okay okay rent rent down payment on the rent like uh fucking deposit the goal post is moved okay deposit for your rent i've got a few friends in west hollywood can i move in with one of them? No. Why not? They're not your friends. You met them on Grindr.

The only person who you... I don't know what you're talking about. The only person... This is what I'm sick of. I'm sick of everybody thinking that I'm just fucking everybody... Oh my God, he's talking about Marsh. No.

He's like, I've got a friend who has a couch. No, no, no, no, no. Look, everybody thinks that I'm just fucking, I'm dating. No, you're not. I'm meeting people. I'm getting to know them. And then should we so happen to have sex?

If you were a woman, they'd call you a slut. I mean, we call him a slut. He's a slut. He's a slut. I am meeting people. I am dating. Try it. Okay.

If you're going on a date with a man or a woman at 1130 p.m. How did you do this? Pacific. It's not a date. It's a hookup. They're opening up a can of worms. Yes! Thank you.

Hold on. Hassan. Austin was in the car. He's like, we got to wrap this up quick. I got a date. And I was like, you don't have a date. Hassan. What? Thanks. gotta wrap this up quick i got a date and i was like you don't have a date as you think what

thinks that every time i go to meet a man at 11 o'clock at night it's a hookup yeah he thinks that every time it's 11 o'clock at night i'm not Listen, I am pulling for you this episode. I am pulling for you. But outside of like a very degenerate work cycle in New York City where sometimes you can have dinner past 10, there are not many date activities that happen in the dead of night. We were going to a beautiful diner. You heard about a diner? That is such a dick appointment. We were going to. We're going to go to Mel's diner. You heard about the diner? That is such a dick appointment.

We were going to. We're going to go to Mel's diner. That's where you go after you fuck. At least you gave him dinner before you. We were going to see where the night took us. And who knows where it would have taken us. It could have taken us. Where did the night take you?

It didn't happen because it was because Hassan fucking took forever to his mom's dinner. Okay. He had the audacity on camera. Okay. While we're in the car shooting to be like, what do you mean?

It's just, it's just a date. I'm like, Austin, it's 11 right now. It was a date. No, the only thing you're eating

at that point is dick. Okay. Nothing happened because the date didn't happen because it's, because we got. Let me, let me say this. the original if i to invite a woman out on a date and i said meet me at 11 at mel's diner originally the date was now hold on take this into

consideration the original date time was 8 30 it just kept getting pushed. It was originally at 8.30. We're going to meet for dinner. It kept getting pushed and eventually just got canceled because it was too late. So the fact that I think it got canceled was the fact. I didn't know that it was originally at 8.30. That is a viable time for dinner. But originally, eventually he. Taking twinks to Mel's Diner.

He, it was his suggestion. I hope he doesn't watch this podcast, by the way. He probably does. It's okay. Mel's Diner is also... But he knows that you didn't just bail on him. He knows what you're up to. What am I supposed to say?

I'm filming Name Your Price. I thought everyone knows what Name Your Price is. Why do you think QDC's stepfather would know Name Your Price then? Well, I mean, I just thought. I would love to get Cookie Monster on this podcast. No. As a guest. He's a threat, dude.

He's lethal. He's going to be fucking everybody. He's for Cookie. He's going to be fucking everybody, dude. Who do you think the most problematic member of the Sesame Street is? Count Dracula. You mean the Count? The Count, yeah.

Why do you think that he's problematic? He sucks on blood. He sucked Cookie Monster's cock. It was a violent affair. That is. Easy. That was such a, I had it ready for you. Really?

I had that in the chamber. You think the Count is the most problematic? I could see Groucho being a problem. Take it with a grain of salt. I am Ottoman, and therefore Vlad Dracula Tepes is also historically a figure that we hate. What about the two old white dudes that just sit in the balcony and hackle people? Oh, yeah, those ones suck. Yeah, but in a non-problematic fashion.

You know them at their worst. Wait, is that Sesame Street? Or is that Kermit the Frog? That's the Muppets. Yeah. Fuck. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. I get those two mixed, you're right. Yeah.

I get those two mixed up. Me too. That's fair. I just found out they were different. Who's your favorite puppet? Ooh. Elmo. Elmo.

No. You didn't even think. My favorite puppet on Sesame Street? No, just in general. My favorite puppet has got to be Barney. The puppet? Barney is a man in a suit. Did you be Barney. A puppet? Barney is a man in a suit. Did you think Barney was a puppet?

Wait, is it a real person? I didn't know that was a dinosaur. I thought they got extinct. They got wiped out by the meteor. It's a man in a suit. Oh, you're talking about the puppets with the hands. Yes. Or the marionettes.

Oh. Elmo. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer, Elmo. Elmo! yeah. Oh. Elmo. Good answer. Good answer. Answer. Good answer, Elmo. Elmo! You do a good Elmo!

Please don't tell him that. Elmo! It's going to be Trump all over again. He's going to start doing... I like... We're going to make America... Elmo! What the fuck?

I like the dude in the trash can. Groucho. Oscar the Grouch. Yeah. Oh, wait. Who's Groucho? Groucho is one of the Marx Brothers. Oh. can. Groucho. Oscar the Grouch. Yeah. Oh, wait. Who's Groucho? Groucho is one of the Marx Brothers. Oh.

Yeah, Groucho Marx. Wow. I got you guys. Listen, I got you. I got you. We need to get out more. That's what I'm here for. Okay.

What is your favorite puppet? Man, it's hard to beat Kermit the Frog. Kermit has brought me to tears a few times. You know? Yeah, Kermit's a good one. Kermit is a good one. That's the best one, I think. But that'sit the Frog. Kermit has brought me to tears a few times. Yeah, Kermit's a good one. Kermit is a good one. That's the best one, I think. But that's like the classic. You can't, you know, that's why I didn't go for it.

What about Elmo? What about you? Miss Piggy. I was going to say Miss Piggy. You're a Miss Piggy girl. But why? Because she's a pick-me? Yeah, big time. Perfect.

She just dominates Kermit. She does just dominate Kermit. Ludwig does have Kermit energy. He has big Kermit energy. Yeah. I'm not Miss Piggy and Kermit, please. Oh, my God. I don't want to be Miss Piggy.

Even though he is becoming more jock-like, he is a jock. I think Ludwig is a jock. He's not a jock. One of the Muppets came out as trans who gonzo which one's gone i'm pretty sure like muppet babies muppet babies babies yeah i feel like i would have heard about this because i feel like republicans would have gotten way more mad like gonzo's not trans he's just got a weird nose yeah like i i don't know i don't know yeah maybe i don't know we're gonzo trans muppet babies muppet babies tackles gender identity as gonzo becomes gonzarella yeah okay wait now okay wait hold on

you have a problem with that why are conservatives not more mad about that that's content for me Gonzo is Gonzarella to be honest it's because Gonzo passes so well as Gonzarella and actually no that would make them more mad

they'd be like damn it I'm jerking off to this this puppet you missed it. Candace Owens has a whole video where she's pissed. This was in 2021. Oh, it flew under my radar. A lot was happening. You missed it.

January 6th was happening. Yeah, that's true. That's so funny that they missed trans puppet baby outrage because there was a raid on the Capitol. Oh my gosh, it was on Disney. They were getting more busy with other stuff. Thank God. I mean, Matt Walsh would probably bring that back

on a slow news week. Remember that fucking Muppet? Wait, that's so interesting. See, I do that. Oh my gosh, I love the bear. I forgot about the bear. What's the bear's name? That one's my favorite No no no

Oh bear in the big blue house No no no that bear Oh Fonzie Fonzie Yeah I love Fonzie Fuck Miss Piggy I didn't really watch a lot of Muppet stuff Did you watch as a kid?

Live leak Live leak beheading video chechen execution videos do you want to hear how i almost died yesterday austin almost killed you besides that okay so twice okay can i tell you we didn GMC Bonneville convertible. I was turning with Cutie in an intersection and the horn fell off. So it just kept horning. It just kept honking.

Dude, that is like out of a sketch. It was on camera too, but we were turning in the intersection and I went to honk and the horn, it was like operated on a spring. I do have to say something funny about it. The spring would come out. Hold on.

When we were filming, everyone we drove past on the street, Austin would honk at. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He kept doing that the whole day. Why were you doing that? Well, because I thought it was fun. And he would go, name your price. It's back, folks.

I would. I would say, name your price. Back on the air. He really loves it. He loves it so much. would say name your price. Back on the air. He really loves it. He loves it so much. I love name your price. That's my favorite show. It's not even name your price that you love. I'm saying you love doing little sketches. You're such a fan of that.

I had a great time. Anyway, I was turning into a very busy intersection and I went to honk and the horn fell off. And so it was just and it wouldn't stop and people around us And I went to honk and the horn fell off. And so it was just. And it wouldn't stop. And people around us were getting upset.

And people were like, hey, fuck you. And I couldn't stop it. I was like trying to. And I had to lean over. I didn't know where the thing was. I had to grab the horn. I hope that makes the final cut. Hey, fuck you. We'll see.

Very upsetting. Okay, fuck you. We'll see. Very upset people. Okay, this is what happened. So I went to mini golf with some friends yesterday. And these two phones are cars. This is me. This is the car behind me. It's my phone. Yeah, congrats.

This is the red light over here. And I'm trying to turn this way. Okay? But there are people crossing the street. So I can't possibly turn into them. Right. And it's a red light over here and I'm trying to turn this way. Okay. But there are people crossing the street, so I can't possibly turn into them. Right. And it's a red light. So my keys are the red light. But you can turn on a red, but there are humans. So I cannot turn this guy. And I'm like, there are humans. Like I'm yelling to the air, like there are humans, humans, humans. Right. And they slowly walk.

And then as soon as they get here, there's still a guy on the sidewalk like deciding if he wants to go. So I do linger a second longer. Mind you, it's still red. Mer, mer, mer. And I'm like, oh, my God. So I turn finally. He goes, skrrr, pulls up next to me. And I just have one of these loaded.

Yeah. I'm just sitting there. That's what I'm talking about. Flipping him off. Right. I'm just sitting there flipping him off. Holy shit, they're humans. You're like singing, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. And he is so committed to

going fast, he sees me flip him off, goes all the way up here, stops. Middle of the road. And I think, I've read the news. I could die here. You live in america i live in america so then i stop i was like i'll play this game i'll play this game all day then he reverses wait you you kept antagonizing him no i wasn't gonna go catch up to him

so i stopped back here thinking he's gonna have to go traffic's coming of course now there's no traffic like there's no cars to be seen so he is able to reverse and i'm like okay so then i go skirt skirt and he goes skirt skirt and i'm like all right here we go so i roll down the window and he's like fuck you you fucking dumb bitch learn how to drive and i and and i and i'm absorbing and i'm like how do i want to do this like i have enough time to think of how i want to do this and so i sit there i stare at him i lay like this i my boob almost came out i i go like careful i go like this and i'm listening to him call me a dumb bitch i'm laying out my window and i go wow you are so right he's like please learn how to drive learn how to drive i say where where can i help me please i need your help please oh my god you unwound him please sir so i start

doing that yeah i'm like please like you're right i i don't know what i don't even own this car it's someone else's and i just start saying this to him and i have all the time in the world because there's no cars coming and he he so finally and i was like but i and he's still yelling yelling he stops yelling a little bit and i go i, I've got one question for you though. And he goes, and this is probably the coolest thing I've done in a while, but it's because I've been so dissociated. And he goes, he goes, what, what is it? What?

And I go, I hope you can go fucking kill yourself. And I just go crazy. I go league of legends player on this asshole. I said, I hope you speed into the next car, crash into them and fucking die. And your family has to think about it for years. You fucking cunt. You douchebag cunt bag. Because I knew at that point he didn't have a weapon.

And he just started slamming on his horn, and I go, and I drove away. Did he follow you? He couldn't. I went too fast. Well, why didn't you tell him there were people that you were going to hit? I did. He didn't care.

That's what I said at first. When I went like this. I've done this before. I've fought people like that care. That's what I said at first. When I went like this. I've done this before. I've honked at people like that. I've fought people at red lights before. Really? I've gotten out of my car and beat the shit out of people at a red light.

He was a big man. I. But I knew he didn't have a gun because he would have pulled it already. I honked at a guy that was texting at a light one time and he got really upset at me. I almost wish I had the fake gun

because I wanted to be... That would get you killed. That is very illegal. But it was just like this grown-ass man yelling at... They're humans, and he saw the humans. Yeah, and a taser. That's exactly what I carry.

Usually I don't antagonize. I carry pepper spray and a taser. Pepper spray's good, man. I'm afraid of a gun. I'll shoot somebody. But you have to have pepper spray that has a long enough distance. Otherwise, you're just going to die. Oh, I have bear spray.

Carry bear spray with you. Are you lying for attention? No. Show it to us. I don't have it on me. I just have it in my car. I have it. Oh.

Oh, you have it specifically for road rage incidents. Yeah, just in case somebody wants to fuck you. That's so funny. That's because you're such a bad driver. don't look it's like someone's gonna try to someone's gonna fuck me up i don't engage in road rage i'm a very calm driver i used to be as always we were in the car with you yesterday i mean look all three of us survived look you're here to talk about it you i was fine with you you can't talk shit it was still scary austin yeah but i was fine i didn't you did do hands off the wheel i did do hands off the wheel and you did that turn where we got

yelled at by who the guy yeah but that was yeah but that was the fucking horn fell off yeah well we're honking it too hard i honked it and it fell off who'd you go the Abbey with? What are you doing at the Abbey in the middle of the day? Why are you getting drunk in the middle of the day at the Abbey? I haven't been to the Abbey in three weeks. And I thought today was a good day. So I decided I would call up one of my friends and his boyfriend. And I went out with them and had a few drinks at the Abbey. And it was great.

I had a few vodka sprites. I tipped a few dancers. some uh southwest what are the dancers like in the middle of the day at the abbey they're great just like the middle of the day yeah they're fit how do you have pizzazz they're just dancing and abbey's dark though even though even like the outdoor portion somehow is like kind of still dark. Yeah, no, they're great. I mean, it's drag brunch. So drag brunch usually leads into dancing, dancers, all sorts of fun.

It's great. A lot of fun. You guys should all come. I have an idea. No shot. Let's do an Abbey Sunday and we vlog it for the Patreon. No. Mauricio would love it.

Mauricio can go with you. I know Will would love to do it. Yeah, Mauricio, just film him at the Abbey. Look, Mauricio will go with you. Just by himself? Yeah. I got recognized. Yeah.

I got recognized. Yeah, sit at a different table for sure. Taxicab confessions, Austin Show style. Yeah, but look, the thing is, if you saw me at the Abbey, you would think, based on what everybody talks about me. I'm just like fucking on tables and slamming shot That's exactly what I was yeah, that's what we all think you do I Assume you sit at the bar by yourself. No order a drink. I was with a couple friends at a table

Order a drink and eat a Southwest eating a. I was eating a salad with chicken salad. I've never gone to the Abbey alone. When I said that I went alone, it was because I didn't want to tell you who I was going with. That's incriminating. It wasn't me, for the record, in case he's playing one of those games. No.

Cutie, I think we need to go to the Abbey together. Everybody hates me. No. I think you just burnt out people on gay bars. I'm not asking. I've not asked any of you to go to a gay bar. You've come after me. I came.

I went to the Abbey on my own. You've never asked me to go to a gay bar. Yes, but I haven't asked you in a long time to go to a gay bar. I won't even ask you anymore. Austin. When was the last time I asked you to go to the Abbey? Last time you were in town. No, bullshit.

I was in town last weekend. Show the text. did not ask you Austin you always do ask you know what I've defended you all fucking podcast every time

we are out in a social situation you rally up everybody and you go let's go to a gay bar yeah do not fucking come at me with that bullshit I will say

you do that that is true but I do that every time you asked you last weekend to go to the airport. No, you also like partially, potentially jokingly ask all the time. I don't know if you're joking or not, but you're always like, come on, let's go to the airport. In response, I'd love to go with you.

Great. I would not. I would not. Great. Ladies and gentlemen, we just got back from a cut. Yes, we did. It was very devastating. I have really unfortunate news to deliver to you.

Very traumatic news. William Eber Savage Neff III got up, went to the bathroom, and perished. Yes, he did. In a tragic self-sucking incident. He was violently self-sucking himself. We could hear it through the wall. We locked the door. We tried to get in. He wouldn-sucking incident. He was violently self-sucking himself. We could hear it through the wall. We locked the door. We tried to get in.

He wouldn't let us in. He did it again, folks. I don't know how he did it. I don't know how he did it. He was like, I got to step away, boys, for like a brief moment. Yep. And it turns out, last time he stepped away.

I also saw my hair on the camera for the first time this week, and I need to get my roots done so bad What does that mean? Look at them She's saying her roots are brown Is that your natural hair color? It's a dirty dirty blonde Are you a natural blonde?

I don't know anymore I'm whatever this is It's too light to be like a good brown And it's too dark to be a good blonde I'm a natural blonde. No, you aren't. You're going to be a natural gray hair pretty soon. Dude.

Oh, my God. I usually don't care about my roots. Do you want to hear some drama? I will still out fuck you in the fuck off with gray hair. Speaking of which, we must talk about the fuck off. What fuck off? Oh, when you weren't here. Oh, yeah.

I challenged a son to a fuck off? Oh, when you weren't here. Oh, yeah. I challenged a son to a fuck off. Austin and I had a conversation where I said, if I was gay, I could out fuck him under the table. Like, nonstop. That's what he said. I guess Austin has compiled on that. What he claimed. Well, the poll showed that I won. So, he took a Twitter poll.

I did not. We're throwing that out. I did not. It's tampered evidence because he rigged the poll on his own. No, actually, Antipiker was writing for you pretty hard. We sent it through to TikTok where we posted two clips. Wait, we? You did.

I posted a clip about the... So basically, putting this into context, I challenged Hassan to a fuck off. Basically, starting at 530 in the morning on any given day, we have 24 hours to fuck as many people as possible. Can you use contacts in your phone already? Yes. That's not fair. That's fine. Both of us are...

I'd still out fuck him. He thinks he can out fuck me in a fuck off, right? I posted a video about this where I challenged Hassan to a fuck off. Your video got more views than mine, to be fair. My video did get more views. Read the top comment on your video, Hassan. If Hassan reads his... Let me find it.

Hassan... You said, you're losing the fuck off. That's the top comment. Yes. Talking about you. And then right underneath... You're losing the fuck off, Hassan. You wrote that.

Oh. Austin. It's his Austin show. You're losing the fuck off. It's true. I mean, that's what I think is going to happen. Now, but there's other people in the comment section. Okay, I'm reading the second comment section.

He wants me. The third comment says, the second dot, dot, dot. And I mean the second dot, dot, dot. Hassan announced he was cruising. Austin would lose. Lamao, the second he announced it, it's done.

Underneath that, someone says, I volunteer. That's a woman, so it doesn't count. Sorry, ladies. This is a fuck off. Someone added Troye Sivan. Someone said marry me. That's only seven likes, okay?

Hold on. Let me scroll down a little bit. I'm looking at the top comments. It says the top comments. Okay, let's go to the... These comments are ridiculous. There's a lot the... Okay, these comments are ridiculous. There's a lot of... Fuck it. There's a lot of comments on here

that talked about how I would win. If it was a fair fight, then Hasan wins. Okay, QT, let's settle this now once and for all. I can fuck men, Hasan fucking women. Who wins the fuck off? Oh, now we changed the dynamic. We changed the dynamic. You said... No, I thought you were fucking women. You want to fuck men? Oh, now we changed the dynamic. We changed the dynamic.

You said... No, I thought you were fucking with him. You want to fuck men? I said if I... No, the whole point of contention started with me saying... He wants to fuck men. Me saying, you thank your lucky stars I'm not a gay man because if I was, if I was into dudes, you would never be able to fuck another twink ever again

because I'd out fuck you every day of the week. That's what he claims. And that was the original fuck off. You wouldn't be able to get it. The other one is like not even a question. If it was like even with the massive hurdle that I need to clear. Yeah. Like having sex with women is a very complicated process.

It can be quite difficult. If I can go back to my, if i go back to my like list then you're so done you you can't this comment on my video austin could beat hassan in a speed run he is more nimble good point wow okay here we go wait so not wait the entire point of the fuck off is like who can fuck more as in like... Okay. Who would... Somebody said I'm going for Austin between these two,

just keeping it real. Just reading the comments. You're only reading the nice ones. I can see the ones rooting for Hassan that you're skipping. There's not that many. Okay, well, now I'm going to pull... You don't want to... You don't want to wine and dine a man, Lamau.

Austin would easily win. Hey, hey, Austin and Hassan can share the twinks. Okay, that's not part of the problem. Why did you accidentally read the... Okay. Lots of love, Austin, but Hassan... Okay, that'sinks. Okay, that's not part of the problem. Why did you accidentally read this? Okay. Lots of love, Austin, but Hassan, okay, that's not my problem. Okay, wait, hold on, hold on. Let's read some more of your-

This is bullshit. I don't know what happened, but I stepped away for a few days and all the comments are reorganized out of my favor. What do you think would win the podcast? I'm not answering that question. I like that people are asking, where can we listen to the podcast? Because Austin doesn't fucking post it on his TikTok. I will start telling them.

Literally, one of the tags is Fear Ant Podcast. You should make it a pinned comment with the link. I'll do that. Okay, next time. Well, there's people talking about power bottoms and stuff, which is irrelevant. This is an insane debate. Yeah, Hasan would work in any direction. Yes, Austin would lose.

Okay, just, okay, forget it. It's up for debate. I had drama. What's that? I had drama where I got mad. I got mad at Frogan.

Oh. Wait, what? Why? Frogan. Yeah, I got mad at her. What about her? Because she very innocently, and this is a fun topic to talk about. Not a drama topic.

Well, it's a little drama. Unlike the fuck off. Yeah, the fuck off. You guys talk about fucking each other every week. Just do it. We're not fucking each other. Judy, we're not fucking each other. Let's be very clear.

I know, you're fucking other people. Hassan is not my type. I'm a guy. I'm so cool. I fuck. Hassan is not my type. I can fuck anyone. Hassan is not my type. Even if I'm gay, I fuck them all. Hassan is not my type. I'm a guy. I'm so cool. I fuck. Hassan is not my type. I can fuck anyone. Hassan is not my type.

Even if I'm gay, I fuck them all. Hassan is not my type. Despite him, he's been trying to get after me for a long time. He's not my type. Okay? Yeah, okay. Not in the slightest. Okay.

Wouldn't give him a second look. Okay. He doesn't like to hear that. He's laughing through the trauma. Right? type at all that's funny so i like twinks not hassan as you know everyone in the industry if you exist on the internet you probably have a stalker or two or five and one of frogan's stalkers i guess is crazy and will just use fake emails to email her oh yeah and so yeah so she posted on twitter an email from cutie cinderella because they used a fake email so it said cutie cinderella that was just like hate bashing on her and she took a screenshot of that and posted it

so i'm sitting there in a chess tournament and all of a sudden these people start coming in and they're just saying awful things to me they're're like, how dare you? You dumb bitch. Like the, like I start getting attacked for no reason at all. I'm like, I'm literally playing chess. Like, and like,

I, and I'm like, what is going on? And then my mods are like, it's because Frogan tweeted and people don't know it's a joke. And so then I got mad at Frogan. Cause I was like, what is,

that's not even a funny joke. It's just not even funny. Cause they wouldn't even know the context. And like the half of the comments are like, wow. It even a joke i think it's like the stalker is portraying themselves as you yeah i know but she didn't like people really thought that was an email from me yes why would you be sending emails yeah no but there are people like in the comments being like this is why i brought up my roots and this is how i got here there's someone in the comments like she has raccoon head anyway because I have the different

colors of hair. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah. I never noticed that. Guys, listen. I don't have time to take care of myself. That's why my hair looks like this. You look great.

I literally showered this morning and I look dirty all the time. No, you don't. I just look dirty. I'm that kid that no one would want to sit next to in elementary school because I look like I smell bad. I'm sitting next to you now. I know. I don't smell bad, but I look like I do. You don't sit next to in elementary school because I look like I smell bad. I'm sitting next to you now. I know I don't smell bad but I look like I do. You don't smell bad at all. You do not look like you smell bad.

What do I smell like? I'm scared. What if you smell like a bar? I don't smell like a bar. Do I smell like a bar? No you don't smell like a bar. He smells fine. When you first walked in you had like a alcohol scent on you. Did I really? A little bit. I don't drink that much brogan deleted it once i messaged her

but i was so mad yeah i'm just like i saw that i immediately understood it was a stalker yeah of course that's what a normal person would think but unfortunately a lot of people were just jumping on the people were pissed at me and i'm like i literally don't associate with anyone on the internet now because of shit like this and so i was just like sitting there playing chess and i'm getting podcast together yeah but i don't that's kind of weird i don't like stream with you when was last time i streamed with you oh my god is that why you stopped yes i'm terrified i'm jaded i love i loved some of my favorite streams are when you come over randomly and you're just like, I just made content for you for no reason. I'm sorry.

I'm terrified. The pumpkin carving. I know. They love you. The fucking. You and I are really bad for. The answer. The answer to the question is or eat this like awful.

I know. Sea penis segment that was with Stavi. That's like one of my top viewed videos. You know what? Cutie, I think I'm coming to figure out that you and I... I'm afraid of the internet. No, no. You and I both have the answers for our own vices.

Also, my community loves you. You're insane for thinking that they wouldn't protect you. I know, but it's like a precedent. It's like... What? It's a trickle effect. You're just saying words now. None of these things make sense. I stream with you and they're like, why aren't you streaming with so-and-'re like why aren't you streaming with someone so why aren't you streaming with someone so be like so i hope because i'm cheating on ludwig with us on yeah and they'll love that can i tell you something ludwig looks

really good well we can start it looking good i have a bone i have a bone to pick with him though uh old fucking chest pussy over here i've been trying to play basketball with him and to be fair i i kind of uh misscheduled one of the one of the days but i always try to play basketball with him on sunday mornings or in the weekend and he's always like he just doesn't respond he did not respond to my last basketball really kind of fucked up you know i think he's hot oh my god like i think ludwig is unironically I think he's hot. Before he was like, oh he's good looking. So he's your type.

Because he's thinning out. He was never fat. I mean he's lost 20 pounds. You're fat phobic. No I'm not fat phobic. He's gay. Is that true? Are gay men fat phobic? Unless it's a fetish. It comes to terms with him. Is that true? Are gay men fat?

Unless it's a fetish. No. It's like the top three categories of fat phobia are doctors, EMTs, gay men. Wait, why EMTs? My doctor called me fat. Yeah, doctors are really fat phobic. How? I mean, I'm memeing about the gay men thing.

She said my weight was too much. My doctor actually said that to me too. I've been trying to lose weight. My doctor never says that to me. What the fuck? And I'm fat. Well, no, no, you're not fat.

None of us are fat. Huh? None of us are fat. Okay. Wow. None of us are fat. Thank you. Your doctor said you're fat.

You're like 10% body fat. The doctors don't look at the muscle, weight of muscle associated with the height. What is this? A doctor for the 18th century? What the fuck else did he do?

Did he do cocaine? She didn't. No, she didn't. She just looked at me and she's like, oh. I'm such a misogynist. Yeah. I said he.

Oh. Awkward. Well, my cholesterol is high. That's why she's like Well, turns out your woman doctor sucks. My blood pressure's high. Well, that's not because of weight.

Or no, I have cholesterol. I have cholesterol. Oh, actually, I thought my blood pressure was high, but turns out the iced brown sugar grande mocha shaken brown sugar espresso from Starbucks has four shots in it. Oh, my God. Wait, did you get your blood work done after you got there?

Did you go on the freaking thing with us? No, I kept going to the doctor and it was always after my Starbucks so my blood pressure was like 140 over 89. Dude, I didn't think anyone got that drink. When we did the Doug Doug challenge, someone got that drink that's six pumps of brown sugar.

Oh, it's so good. Really? It's only 120 calories for a grande. That's because there's- Not six pumps of sugar. That's what it says on the Starbucks app. Wow. Not's... Not six pumps of sugar. That's what it says on the Starbucks app. Wow. Not if you get six pumps of sugar.

Four shots of espresso? Three on a grande. I think I'd explode. Three on a... And it's the blonde espresso, too. That sounds insane. I mean, look, it's delicious. I love it.

But I've been like... I've been wondering why I've been so fucking jittery. I'm like, I got the shakes. And it's because of the grande brown sugar. Yeah, because you're fucking drinking crack. Yeah, I didn't know this. Sugar-crusted crack. I bought a blood pressure monitor from CVS.

How much do you think this ring costs? $1. Yeah, probably $2.99. No, I'm kidding. Did Ludwig get that for you? No, I wandered into a boutique, and I was feeling spontaneous, and I said, I will buy that ring. And the lady starts talking to me.

She's like, you're amazing. Thanks for supporting local business and local artists and local women. There was no world I could back out. Guess how much that ring is. First of all, I need to understand the quality. So there's a diamond in it. It's not real need to understand the quality so there's a diamond in it it's not i don't think that's diamond it's not a real diamond it's definitely fake diamond um and it's rose gold in my brain i was thinking this was an 80 maybe 120 it's gonna be more than that uh-huh how much was it kitty 886 You did not buy this for $886.

Yes, I did. Oh, no. This better be the most conflict diamond. Like, this better be responsible for, like, eight children being brutally massacred. I didn't know what to do because she went on this long rant about how such a nice person I was for buying it. Oh, I would have been like, I'm sorry, I'm not supporting small businesses. Yeah, that's because you have a spine. I don't.

You should have been like, I'm sorry, I'm not that nice. I took out that's because you have a spine. I don't. You should have been like, I'm sorry, I'm not that nice. I took out my credit card and I was like, there we go. $800? Yeah, I know. I'll tell you what, I don't have a spine either. Today, I was at a TJ Maxx. So sad. And there is a...

I know, it's not cute. No, it's fine. It's fine, but it's not $800. This is the most expensive piece of... Don't give it to Austin, he will steal it. This is the most expensive piece of jewelry I own now. I will steal it. He will steal your jewelry. Let me have it. I spent $800 on it. Don't give it to Austin. He will steal it. This is the most expensive piece of jewelry I own now. I will steal it. He will steal your jewelry.

Let me have it. I spent $800 on that. I'll give it to you after the podcast. Give it to me. Do not let him use it. That is my nice jewelry. Austin has the audacity to tweet at me the other day. He's like, oh, yeah, I found three of your jewelry.

I'm like, what the fuck? I did. Everyone steals my shit. I haven't stolen anything. I'll give it back to him. Should I steal something? No, please don't. Hassan will forget about it. I will't stolen anything. I'll give it back to him. Should I steal something? No, please don't. Hassan will forget about it.

I will absolutely. Well, at first. I'll give it back to you. I've got it. I've got it on my calendar. I'm a steal. At first, I feel conflicted asking for it. I steal snacks from you every week.

You need to come visit me. You guys need to come visit me and stay with me for a minute. Absolutely. I want you guys to. I want us to hang out. No streaming, no content, no phones. Absolutely not. An Austin show retreat. Are you going streaming, no content, no phones. Absolutely not. An Austin show retreat.

Are you going to murder us? Why the fuck? What is this? Yeah, just come to Oregon. That sounds like literally a scary movie plot. I think Austin show retreat. Hassan, Cutie, Will Neff all will go and will stay at my house. We'll film a podcast.

I can't wait to do your daily activities like going to Starbucks. Yes. You've told me what you do. And then going to the doctor. Yes. You've told me what you do throughout the day. It's like maddening. Yep.

Like if I lived that life, you guys know what my schedule looks like. If I lived your day in the life of Austin show life for one day, I would kill myself. You would be really bored. I wake up. I go to Starbucks, I get a brown sugar, grande, ice shook, and whatever the fuck it is. And then after that, I go to the gym.

And then after the gym, I shower, I eat. And then it's about four o'clock, so I... How is it four o'clock? Yeah, what have you done? How? What? It's very busy. It takes a long time. What time do you wake up? I usually, I work at Starbucks. I work on my laptop for a couple hours

I know he clocks in it's actually how he pays for everything no you know what's really funny about that he does have a laptop I know this because like when he was

staying with me he busted it he busted it out he saw me and he just like sat in eyesight of me while I'm streaming

over here like on the table out there and started clacking away he just didn't want to be alone I was like what the fuck are you doing?

I was working. What do you have to do on your laptop? Nobody knows what you do. Price is coming back and you guys will all see what I was working on. I'm just so shocked. I was coordinating. Name your price related business. It's very busy.

A lot of shit. He also does. You know what he does? I know what he does. Okay. He's not revealing this part on his day in the life he talks on the fucking phone for eight hours of the day i do i know i'm on the roll attacks i'm in the i'm in the schedule you love i get you love yapping

30 minutes every other day you love fucking yapping on the phone dog when he was staying here i was like damn this motherfucker'sapping on the phone, dog. When he was staying here, I was like, damn, this motherfucker is constantly on the phone. He's like talking about his day. It's never, like it's not business. He's just like, he's like old Bertha.

No, I don't think he works. No, he just calls people to talk about their lives, his life. I don't think he has a job. His Starbucks trip. What do I talk to you about on the phone? Everything. Really? But His Starbucks trip. What do I talk to you about on the phone?

Everything. Really? But you like it. Yeah, I'm going to be there. She's rolling her eyes at you. No, I didn't roll my eyes. I like it. I call you.

I check in on you. You talk to me about fucking. That's what you talk to me about. Do I really? You do. Oh, I did talk to you about fucking. You do. But you got on me because I didn't tell you enough about it.

Yeah, I mean, no. I don't mind it. But it's just like. He just wishes that was him no i don't we've already talked about this we didn't talk about this at all but the the the yard had such a toad about us destroying their set they did yeah i didn't even hear about it they well they went on their set and they were like fear and and Wands are attention so bad. They're always talking about us. We're never talking about them and they were kind of right.

They do never talk about us. They talk about me all the time. I don't know what you're talking about. Really? Oh. I got a bone to pick with them. They didn't even acknowledge me as a host. They didn't even acknowledge me

as a, wait, wait, wait. Was there a tier list about you? Oh, yeah. The Fear and Host tier list? No, it wasn't a Was there a tier list about... Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fear and host tier list? No. No, it wasn't a fear and host tier list. It was the streamer tier list. They didn't acknowledge me as a streamer.

That's okay. I'm not okay. I'm okay with that, but they did not acknowledge me as a host on Fear and. They're probably trying to be funny. Nick, son of a bitch. It worked. He got under your skin.

He didn't acknowledge me as a host, probably because I sat on his chair and vandalized it. I would not know about any of this because I've yet to watch a single episode of The Yard. Oh, that was not nice. You're the only one who keeps that.

Well, I do watch episodes of The Yard when they talk about me. I listen. I watch it. And they're very funny. Do you want me to fix it? No, no, cutie. I brought a Taylor Swift

which I'm going to trade with you. I don't have one. Gorgeous. Do you want me to fix it? Did you just break brought i mean demonstrably it's better trade with you i don't have one gorgeous you want me to just break it oh the beads just went everywhere kaya is a good dog kaya was like i'm not even standing up for that i'll get him hold on this is one millimeter how did it break i don't know let me get him hold on i just i i feel like i'm having a conniption every time aust Austin is here. I turn into an old Italian woman. How did it become untied?

I have agita. I have agita. It's falling. Some of them are falling. I don't know what happened. No, it's okay. They're gorgeous. I'm starting a bracelet business.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Careful. But mine won't break like this. Okay. You know who reached out to me when I tweeted about my bracelet business? Taylor Swift. No. It was XQC he said

he liked his necklace so much from shit camp he wanted another one wait really yeah which was nice because his song doesn't even wear his necklace from shit camp do you make them with diamonds wait he didn't even show up to shit camp did he no but he had a necklace because he was supposed to show up and then he lived

with me for a little bit and so he grabbed it when he lived with me and he loved it so much that he messaged me he was like i loved my necklace so much can you make me another one it broke excuse me his trophies back there you're not acknowledging that you never wear the necklace i made you hassan i don't know where it is oh my god someone probably stole it austin probably where'd the you go i didn't steal his shit camp necklace but i do have somebody's i have myths necklace i don't my shit camp necklace, but I do have somebody's. I have Miss Necklace. My shit camp necklaces were so good.

No, they were fire. You guys did not respect them enough. What? I wore it like every day for weeks. Yes, I did. I don't believe you. I wore it after shit camp. I don't believe you, idiot.

What? Excuse me. I did wear it. You lost the U. What? In gorgeous. Anyway, I'm starting a Taylor Swift themed bracelet company. And they're all going to be handmade.

I love that your dyslexia went away for a moment. Just when it's a Taylor Swift bracelet that you're making. How much are they? They're too much for you. Excuse you. Broke boy. Oh, it might be in here. You don't even have a job.

Yeah, you're right. I'm broke. How much is the minimum wage at Starbucks? He's lying. See, the thing is, they want it both ways. They want me to be broke and rich at the same time. You can't have a pick. You are rich.

You are rich. That's what we spelled wrong. We just don't know. You're rich. We just don't know how you make money. What if I start? Just can we all explore this for a moment? What?

What if I started an OnlyFans? Quit. We told you to just do it. Austin, we have this conversation every week. No, we don't have this conversation. I'm just curious. Do you think I should? We tell you to do it every time. Yes. There's no reason you shouldn't.

You would love the attention of it. No, you love the attention, but one bad comment about your dick bulge or something, you would spiral. I'm confident in my dick now. Now? Look, I've never been...

We all go through a little, somebody told me one of the guys. Men are ruthless. Men are ruthless, especially when they. Somebody told me I had dick dysmorphia.

They told me that, like, I had. I think they've heard you talk about your dick on the stream. Yeah, and they're like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

You need to not hook up with people that have ever listened to you on a stream. No, no, no, no. It's kind of hard, because. No, no, yeah, no, hold on.

Because he's famous? No, no, no. Oh, you can hook up with my step hard. No, hold on. Because he's famous? Oh, you're going to go with my stepdad. No, I was going to say. These are people that are also famous. Yeah. These are not like people. Oh, shit. Okay.

Okay. My point is this. To be fair, if he can't. This is how many beads are missing. If he can't fuck twinks in West Hollywood that have watched my broadcast at any point... I'm also not famous. He's not going to be able to fuck anybody.

Hasan, if that's the fucking barrier of entry, twinks that have watched Hasan Abiy is like every single fucking twink on the planet. Why are the twinks watching you? Because he's like, everybody that is in his audience are queer. Because they know. Is Hasan a gay icon?

Oh my God. Yes. Are you? A little bit. What the hell? I was, I was, my claim to fame always is that the gays,

there was, there's a moment of sex in the city where if you remember, this is where. Why would you say if I remember? Both of you. You assume that I watch sex in the city? i remember both of you you assume that i watched sex okay i assume both of you have watched sex in the city no i watched sex in the city

what it you're a woman exactly what is going on with this argument i watched sex in the city it was great anyway listen um ironic it's women but it was written by gay men but oh there is uh one point in sex in the city where there's like a young model. I think Samantha's like hooking up with him or something. And they say, I thought you never watched Sex and the City. I know who Samantha is. That's kind of fucked up. That you're just taking Sex and the City valor, stealing it.

You've listened to one Taylor Swift song and you claimed you were a fan for like six months to go to the concert. And then as soon as the concert was over, you you were like I don't even like her anyway. You're like a dumb guy on Myspace that's like you're so hot you're so hot I want to go to New York. She's like no I'm not interested and then you're like you were ugly anyway. I hung out with John Mayer the night before the concert.

No you didn't. Stop hanging out with him. He did and cutie I know I know I've been really You hung out with him? No but he wants to do a flight simulator thing. Would you hate me? I'm just saying, if he were to do one, Austin said he would drop Taylor and you like a bad habit. I did not say that part.

He's not going to. Do you think John Mayer would fly in the flight simulator with me? He does love flight simulator. He's a massive fan. And I've told him about these like super realistic flight simulators, and he was like very invested in it. All right, look, Hasan, this is a lot for me, but you can put us in a group chat together.

Absolutely not. Okay, so QT, you're wondering if people, if gay people or twinks. I wouldn't do that out of respect for QT. Yeah. Okay, you want to know if gay people or tw wouldn't do that out of respect for cutie. Yeah. Okay. You want to know if gay people or twinks love Hassan Piker? I was on grinder the other day just looking. I don't usually use that app.

This was somebody's bio. If you support the system of policing, you are a fascist and block. I'm looking for friends with benefit. I delete this often. So fuck with me or don't. If you come into my DMs and demand anything hard pass, pansexual here, and where

are my principled leftists at? In parentheses after that, not liberal. That's a Hasanabi hit. That is 100% a Hasanabi hit. I don't understand any of that. So the sex in the city thing I was going to tell you is that Samantha's dating this young model.

And the young model is first like popularized by gay men. And in there, there's a line where they say, first, the gays will find a person hot. And then the women will come. And then like someone will become famous. And I've held on to that because my gays were there for me way back in the day. Like, I have gay fans that have been fans of mine since, like, 2016. I need more gays. You have a lot of gay fans.

That's where, yeah, you're not problematic enough. I think you're not, like, publicly messy enough. I used to be. I think that's why. Then I stopped hanging out with you. You need to be more messy. You used to be i think that's why then i stopped hanging out with you you need to be more messy you need to be messy you need to be a messy toxic bitch and then you will cultivate a gay following wait i can't it's half why i've started to cultivate one you're gay well you're also gay i know but they actually that's true they don't they don't give a fuck okay uh you yeah you

need you are yeah that's true. You may be. I don't know. I'm starting to. There's a Nair, the Nair gay. Kevin. There's a gay. We're going to talk about this behind the paywall, but there's a gay man. Oh, you've seen it? Yes, there's a gay man.

I've seen his butthole. I saw his butthole. There's a gay man who I didn't know about the extent of his fame. Kevin? Kevin. But we'll get to that behind the paywall and more. I have a new show that I've been meaning to watch as well. We might get to that as well.

It's a nepotism show on ABC. That's right. Made by the Jonas Brothers. Oh, I've already seen it all. Claim to fame. I watch it every week, baby. Lord. I love it.

Be fucking worse. Me too. Anyway, like I said, RIP to Will Neff. He. I love it. Be fucking worse. Me too. Anyway, like I said, RIP to Will Neff. He died in a self-sucking accident. Thank you so much for watching. If you want to see the paywall portion, go to patreon.com slash fear. And we're going to be doing a lot of crazy stuff. We've got good stuff on the Patreon.

I've started doing TikTok times again. Hell yeah. 10 minutes of TikTok time with Cutie. Wait, have you been uploading those to the paywall? Yeah. God damn. Yeah. I should probably work doing stuff. Coming soon to the paywall.

Me handling your Karen stuff. Just, we'll see. Alright. See you on the other side. See ya. Bye. Bye. And child endangerment i downloaded the uh the citizen app um and it's so funny because it gives you everything that's going on in california right now because i don't know funny it's terrifying it's terrifying it's supposed to they're trying to sell you security services well it's funny in california specifically

because i imagine this doesn't happen in like Idaho, but like quite literally, you know, I see all of LA right now and I can just zoom in. It's like it's like man exposing himself with stick. Yeah. Report of man with

knife. I saw a guy's dick yesterday at La Cienega. It was a big dick. That's why I was showing it off. He had a guy's dick yesterday at La Cienega. It was a big dick. That's why I was showing it off. He had a big dick.