Fear& - The Streamer Awards Drama! | Fear&

Episode Date: December 8, 2024

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Yeah. She's getting on a plane. She is. I don't know about that. Who's the host of the show? Cutie Cinderella. That name doesn't read for me at all. By the way, we're going to Photoshop her into the

thumbnail. And we're going to say she's here. If she doesn't get on that plane, I'm going to crash out. You know what? For those of you watching, Cutie will be here shortly. Oh, yeah. That's right. I like that.

Well, honestly, I hope because there's only two ways out of this. Okay. She either gets on that fucking plane and then it's fine because like, I guess we get some extra content later down the line of like the fact that like we're, we're taking that bitch to Japan. If she gets on the plane, Taylor Swift, you know what I mean? Like there's no way.

Kicking and screaming. There's no way she gets to avoid that. The problem, the problem is, is Cutie's afraid of flying. And the only way to get somebody on a plane that's afraid of flying is you got to, you got to, like, sedate them. Yeah, pull a ripcord. Yeah. No, you got to sedate them with anesthesia. But she's afraid of anesthesia.

Yeah, let's just give her some ketamine. That's what I was thinking. I don't really care. Just a dart? I was thinking. I don't really care. I'm down. Sock full of quarters in the back of the head. Oh, Jesus Christ. No matter.

I'm telling you. There's no... Sock full of quarters. Jesus Christ. There's no... Did you pick that one up in Turkey? Jesus. There's just no...

Yeah, bars of soap. You put the bars of soap in the fucking how long will that last i mean i guess when she's on the plane yeah so she starts making up again you just want that sock no because i'm done i'm done i'm done with this yeah i'm done with cutie okay this is the episode that she literally brings this is the episode that she literally brings. This is the episode that she always has to do. This is like the one episode. So if she doesn't fucking fly out today,

I'm done. Okay, so I will say that she might not fly out today because she called me and asked me for flight advice and I gave her some. She said, Austin, I'm flying on the A321. I think if she doesn't fly out,

we go back to Hasan and Will. We cut the flight. I want to let you know it wasn't my fault, but before this happens, I want to let you know what I think will happen. If she goes, you go. Get her on that plane, plane man. I told her.

So you convinced her not to? You tell her it's 100% safe. You convinced her not to fly out. No, I did not convince her. The problem is she knows about all the fucking airline disasters, and I can't help myself. She brings one up, and I have to talk about it in great detail. No, because there's the bet.

For those of you who don't know, Austin showed myself a $10,000 bet that he won't book a place. I never agreed to this bet. Yes, you did. On camera. You did on camera. I never agreed to this bet. Yes, you did. On camera. We can go back on the tape. I stand by what I said. I will get an attorney. You agreed

to the bet on camera and then recommitted to the bet multiple times. That'd be awesome content if we had a lawsuit. Yes. Especially when you lose the lawsuit. Wait, we should do just as friends, we should just go to court. I would do an episode of court with her. Wait, what?

That'd be fucking awesome. Okay, so. So, Cutie. 31-year-old. That'd be awesome, Judge Judy. So, here's the deal cutie calls me she's like austin i'm on an a321 neo i said beautiful aircraft all right love that plane flew on it last week and she's like oh it's not like that um she's like it's not that beautiful no no she's like it's great i was like she's like is it new but she like wants it to be new but she doesn't want it to be too new because it's like untested

so i said it's the perfect amount i said it's about six years old i said you're perfect it's great first of all all planes are safe by the way it's just it's a ridiculous conversation to have but i digress she says uh well at least it's not that flight that crashed because the tubes froze over and i was like oh you're talking about the air france a330 that crashed in brazil yeah in 2006 and she's like yeah i didn't know that was an airbus i thought it was a boeing i said no it was an airbus because what am i supposed to do lie yes okay okay when your friend okay let me explain something to you when your friend has an irrational fear right okay yeah like let's say they're afraid of pickles right okay and they've just eaten a goddamn uh dave's famous wendy's square hamburger

and they're like were there pickles on that and And you know there was. You don't go with your rational side and be like, yeah, there are pickles on there because they'll be like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself! You just say, no, there's never been a pickle on a Wendy's hamburger. You lie your fucking ass off. Let me defend myself here. No. I told her it was an Airbus, but I said, look, it was pilot

air. I told her it was pilot air. And then you went, which happens all the time. No no I didn't say that this is the worst of both worlds this bitch is not going to Taylor Swift and she's not here for the podcast I lost to a Kaysenak gif last night

while the Assad regime after like 14 fucking years of torture was falling in real time I was sitting there waiting for the 11th Kaisenab victory so I could fucking support

my friend Cutie goddamn Cinderella and then she's not even here for the podcast. And she's not even flying. And Hassan found out. She might fly. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. I don't think so. I sat her to give her the benefit of the doubt. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. I don't think so. I sat her down.

I sat her down last night. I held her hand and I said, cutie. You will die. No. I said, cutie. If you fly, you will die. No. I said, cutie.

All aviation experts. All men die at the end of the day. What is there? Dust. But a natural part of life. And I said, cutie cinderella all aviation experts are baffled at the actions of that pilot on air france air france flight from 2006 i said it'll never happen again it's dude just notorious there's no precipitation i thought the fucking

air buses were notorious for not actually having any issues. Well, they didn't. The pilot had. They stalled. It stalled out. So last night, Hassan found out that I'm from the Syrian part of Lebanon. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Let me. Let's reverse real quick. I am sitting there, white knuckling, watching uh you know turkish yeah turkish back turkish-backed militias and like uh hts is like former al-qaeda going into damascus bashar al-assad brutal guy

fucking we don't know where he is people are speculating they might have shot his flight down right this is like oh did you tell cutie cinderella that what type of plane was that austin show massively does have an airbus yeah okay we don't even know if it was shot down or not but massively consequential things are unfolding okay world changing events in the region very big implications yeah sure and i'm i'm sitting through that and austin peeks over is like so what do you think i think the asad regime is falling i'm like yeah he goes i'll have you know i'm actually syrian i didn't say that i was like what are you saying no he goes you know my family's from the syrian uh you know my family's is technically

from syria but the lebanese part of syria yeah okay so okay so let me let me be clear all right first of all i'm lebanese very proudly okay i've said that for a long time it's on my wikipedia page but so nobody please don't change it to Austin is a Syrian American streamer because I'm Lebanese. Okay. But if you guys know history, at one point, Lebanon was Syria. And my family immigrated from that part. No, it's true. I still think it's funny that he just like shape shifts into whatever is happening. He's going to be like, dude, listen. So I'm sorry what's happening for my brothers over there.

Something's going to happen in Cyprus. Something's going to happen in Cyprus. He'll be like, I'll have you know, my grandfather, actually Cypriot. He loved vacationing on that beautiful island. But part of me is Cypriot. It's just what it is. Look, I stand by what I said. I am from the Syrian part of Lebanon, I stand by what I said. I am from the Syrian part of Lebanon.

I stand by what I said. It is geographically correct. Oh, Jesus Christ. But you know what? I had a great time last night. Wow. Yeah. I did too.

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which is Prilosec. It's an anti-acid medication. And you know what? I stopped taking it. Do you sleep like a baby? I slept so much better. You're so stupid. Why?

Why were you taking it? I thought I... Okay, see, can I i tell you i started getting sore throats and i was like oh fuck clap no no no not yeah not gonorrhea again i had selfless i did have gonorrhea we know wait no actually you know what it was around the same time oh i thought I had fucking, what was it? Acid reflux. But it was just gonorrhea. So I start taking Prilose. Happens all the time.

So I start. I like that he hit you like, you know. You know. No, that's cutie. You guys. I have not had gonorrhea. And also. You've had chlamydia, right?

The person. No. Why are you pulling me into this? No. Come on. You definitely have had something. You put your dick in some strange holes. He's just like, come on.

Come on. Throw me a lifeline. You have definitely had something. No, I get tested. This is homophobic. Yeah, dude. This is homophobic. You fucking slut.

The gay guy has caught something. Yeah, you slut yeah neither one of us have ever had any look i was always careful except that one or two times when i wasn't okay and i got something but no but i love that you what i'm saying was you looked at will like come on you know not because of the gonorrhea thing he took it there but you've gotten but you you were asking him as crazy because you're looking for a fellow hypochondriac who is currently not here yeah she's not that would normally be cutie you'd be like come on you know and you'd be like yeah i love taking random medication when i

also feel like i have issues so for those of you that don't know prilosec is a uh is a medication to treat acid reflux. It's a PPI, proton pump inhibitor. For those of you that don't know this, you're only supposed to take it for proton pump you. That's my favorite proton pump inhibitor.

Proton pumps in your body are the things that produce acid and inhibitors things that stop that production of acid. Proton pump inhibitors have a tendency to make you sleepless at night. Well, I don't know if that's the case. I read that it causes insomnia, and I've been really struggling. No, I'm saying we're doing an ad. We're doing an ad for your favorite anti-acid. So I take this medication about a year ago because I have a sore throat, and I'm like, oh, acid reflux runs in the family.

You're only supposed to take it for 14 days. If you have severe acid reflux, you can take it forever. How long did you take it? A year. Okay. No. No. So every day for a year.

Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Yeah. You had a scratchy throat. Yeah.

For like one day It was I kept getting sick And it was because of gonorrhea What's from gonorrhea? I don't know yet You took Prilosec Allegedly

For a year? A year But the problem with Prilosec Is your body gets addicted to it So If you start taking it Here we are How am I supposed to

How is anybody supposed to relate to this no there's people i'm sure out there yeah people's grandparents who accidentally turned on the fucking youtube tv you got to be prescribed by a doctor i don't even know why i'm doing it i'm telling you right now you're supposed to take it for 14 days you took it for a year you can take it for a year if you have the story that you're telling is going to be, you know. But you don't have acid reflux. I don't know, actually. I'm not sure.

How do you not know? I've had a scope. Were you burping last night? Did you feel like, you know, it was coming up? Let me tell you something. You didn't take it. You didn't take the Prilosec. I took it this morning.

You have to taper off. Wait, you did take it? Because your body gets addicted to it. And all the doctors in the chat, well, I don't know if we have any doctors. His proton pumps, his proton pumps, if he just goes off in cold turkey, they'll be pumping protons. You're right.

You're right. No, unironically, you're right. He's like, I got seizures. No, your proton pumps will, there's an acid like reflux. He pops it in the morning, he's like, hey, we're the dog. He just becomes like an X-Man. Yeah, you gotta take that proton pump.

Captain proton! As a consequence of the proton pump being inhibited, your body's like, oh shit, there's no inhibitation. My protons are feeling extra uninhibited. So they'll work overtime. It's steroids. It's like when you push down your estrogen

and then come off that. Yeah, it shoots up. Right? So I got a tape, Rob. But I want to say I'm proud because I slept like a baby last night because I wasn't on my PPI. And I've been having insomnia.

I also had really good sex last night. Sorry. You know what? That was inappropriate. I'm sorry about that. It was proton pumping some inappropriate. I'm sorry about that. It was proton pumping some pussy. I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that.

That was just... We don't... You guys don't want to hear about my gay shit like that. I like... We like your gay shit. I don't mind hearing about your gay shit. You just get real crass sometimes. What do you mean crass?

Yeah, I had some fucking sex last night. That's gay sex. Yeah. Hold on. If I? Yeah, I had some fucking sex last night. Hold on. Spread some treats. If there was another universe when I came in here and I was like, bro, that pussy. When have we ever done that awesome show? What are you talking about?

In the year plus we've done this pod together, when have he and I ever come in and been like, we shelled some fish last night. I got in that wound. I was eating that bug. I was balls deep. I said a dick pic and a voice memo of myself crying.

That's because you guys are older now. But if they were younger. What the fuck? Bitch, you're our age. No, I know. I know. He's fantasizing. He's fantasizing about a bro life like we're all in our early 20s I'm living like the bro life you guys lived in your early 20s now

in my early 30s no it doesn't matter you're still 30 you can't do that yeah your proton pumps would explode if you ever tried to live yeah you life. I'm so shocked you guys didn't get nothing. That's bullshit. I was a hoe for like three months. And I fucking got like insane. It's because we were hitting that top shelf. We were trolling for bottom shelf.

I thought I was hitting I thought I was top shelf. It was a face for him. But let everybody know it's top shelf now. Please. Somebody please let him know. Austin has not gotten any STDs lately. No, I am clean.

And for the record, I have always been on prep. That's right. Thank you. That was the very gay informed way of saying, and I don't have AIDS. Also, you should be on PrEP regardless, right? Yes. You should be on PrEP regardless. Yes.

Absolutely. Get on PrEP. This is why we had this conversation today. Yes. There's got to be a purpose. There's a good purpose for it. There's a purpose to this conversation. There's a lesson to be had.

You should go to your doctor, get tested, and also get on PrEP and take DoxyPep. And don't fly in an Airbus. Yes. They're death traps. Unless you're Cutie Cinderella and you're about to win $10,000. Yeah. No, no. I truly do believe she's not getting on that plane.

Yeah, okay. But that means... But I want to let you guys know... Because you poisoned the well. I did not. I always try to comfort her. You poisoned the well. I always tell her, I said, you can do this.

No, take credit. He's like a vizier in a Disney movie. Quietly like, yes, my pretty. Don't get on the plane. I told her I would fly back. He's the one from Aladdin. What's his name? Jafar.

Jafar is like, don't get on the plane. The Airbus is mostly safe. Mostly. Hold on. I want to let you guys know. Only 13 accidents so far in 2024. But there were thousands of souls on those planes. I told her.

I said, cutie, if you make it. If you make it. Dude, this would have been valid and worth it if you convinced her not to go on the plane and then she fucking showed up for the podcast yeah i did but she's not even showing up for the i think if we would have done it later she would have showed up okay no no she wouldn't have she hates doing this podcast yeah she didn't even shout she could easily shout us out at the streamer awards. Yeah. No, she's going to say we did. No, she played the other ad, and then she said, oh, and my other podcast is here, and it's awkward. Oh.

That was our shout out. Okay. Yeah. She's so embarrassed by us. It's crazy. It's crazy. She hates us. I got a question, Hasan, for Hasan.

But you can chime in. I had an Uber drive home and I'm pretty sure my Uber drive was an anarchist. Okay. Give us the signs. First of all, I get in the car, mask, which is totally fine. He turns around and says, I hate the government!

It was they, them. Because their pronouns were, they had their pronouns on the dashboard, which is great. Love it. Fantastic. I was all about it. So you think the person that had printed out rules and pronouns was an anarchist? No, I can see it. Stickers all on the dashboard.

Okay, anarchists for sure. Yeah, all on the dashboard. Dashboard stickers, anarchists. And one of them's a cab eat more pussy like insane sure also like it's a wild also in the in the eat more pussy i mean there's a chance they're watching this podcast because i'll tell you more oh do they recognize who you are no i don't know if it was dark i knew i just didn't. I was like, I want to ask if you know Hassan. Because Karl Marx on the fucking, she had like a pamphlet.

Oh, you know Karl. Yeah. So let me paint the scene. This had to be Hasan Abiyat. Get in the car. Yeah, this sounds like one of mine. Hold on. Mask, stickers everywhere, they, them pronouns.

Perfectly love that. All right. Perfectly love that. Love right. Perfectly love that. Love that. What does he even say? He's doing PR for a non-existent situation where he gets canceled for making fun of the stickers on someone's dash because they're they, them pronouns.

Love that they are them. I'm delirious, man. Oh, this man's going to run for office. I love that they are them. I love all the genders. All of them. You unironically just dropped the hardest rap bar of 2021. I love that they are them.

I love that they are them. Wait, that's hot. That's hot. That's a good line. That's good. I love that they are them. I love that they are them. Wait, that's hot. That's hot. That's a good line. That's good. I love that they are them. That's awesome. That's going to be the most progressive.

My bitch might be if they are them. I love that they are them. God damn, hit me up. All right, copyright. Yes. Anyway, stickers everywhere. They are them.

Yes. Karl Marx in the visor. Right. This is how I knew. Hasan Abiy had Subaru. Okay. 14 miles till empty. Okay.

Dude. Explain, King. I don't know. I think Austin. Explain why the Subaru riding around on empty is a song coded i don't know i just because they're broke that's what it is they're broke and they're so they're broke socialists and they spend all their money on gifted subs and this rich asshole gets in the uber is like oh fucking god hold on i it was a lovely ride and they were great were white-knuckling that they were going to run out of gas?

I'll be honest. I thought that they were. I was hoping that they did. I thought that I was a little. He was white-knuckling. I bet he was. Do you think they're going to run out of fuel? No, I was alone.

Are we going to be caught in downtown? No, I know he's like. I, I was alone. Are we going to be caught in downtown Los Angeles? I know he's like... I was like, damn. Subarus get good gas mileage. No, I know, but we were driving far away from any gas station. I was like, damn. We're in Los Angeles.

Were you driving far? I was in Oregon. Oh, I thought this was last night. No, this is Portland. This is Portland, Anarchist. Last night, my Uber driver was on ketamine. I don't know what the fuck was going on. Really? Yeah, he was driving in between the lanes.

Wow. And I was like, I didn't notice until we were almost there. So I was like, oh, thank God. But anyway, I'm pretty sure, I don't know. I was afraid they were going to like, I thought that I was, because I was thinking about this. Okay. I have really bad anxiety and paranoia. right so i was like oh yeah i bet they did too no okay like what do you

mean i thought i was like oh shit what if they think i'm like everything they hate you know what i mean like what if like speak on it i'm i'm the logic threads today aren't immediately clicking for me so you're gonna have to walk me through that one too like you thought that they thought that you were i was like what if they think i'm a shivering homosexual man in the back seat and they're like that's it that's the face of capitalism i just hope they don't think that i'm like i a threat yes i hope they i just hope that they think that i am on their side so what did you say to get him on board i was terrible i didn't say anything because he's worried at this point he's worried at this point that he's gonna like you know docks his house to a hasanabi head so he doesn't want to fucking reveal that probably

yeah i assume that was exactly what I was saying. But I was fighting this urge for attention. Because I was... You're so honest. I was like, I really want to know if this... No, it wasn't attention. Let me walk it back. I was fighting the urge to be right.

Because I was like, I want to know so bad if you know who Hasan Piker is. The answer is yes, bro. I would be... If they didn't know who you were were that would have been the biggest flop yeah of course dude it's not even a question they must have called marks it's not even a question they're probably in the discord right now being like bro i gave austin a car ride and he was so awkward the entire time no this is austin in the backseat trying trying not to look like austin show hold on also the ride didn't start off that great because i was like five minutes

late getting in the car because i was in line at the coat check okay i couldn't get my coat did you call black uh no it was like they don't really have black in portland also yeah it was a comfort there's no there's no Uber Black that has A-cap stickers on it. I didn't know this. Do you guys know that Black has a built-in feature where you have 15 minutes before... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Before we move on, they were an amazing driver. Thanks. No, I'm serious. They were an amazing driver. The ride was comfortable. You know what? I have to tip. I mean, other than you living in

fear it was i was drunk and i haven't had an opportunity to tip them yet which i'm going to do that right now wait wasn't this he's doing he's doing fucking hold on get him in an ice cream shop he's joe bison yeah he's gonna start kissing you got a ride history where where are we at here okay all right you know what okay tip a thousand hold on now hold on hold on i'm gonna tip 25 there we go that's what i'm talking about fantastic oh fuck it wasn't a subaru it was a kia okay I thought it was a Subaru. Well, in any case. They're definitely going to see this clip for this podcast. And then they're going to message us and be like, he left 20%. No, 25%.

Yeah. He left $2. Hey, last night, I got to tell you guys, my W of the night, I met Jermaine Johnson from the New York Jets, baby. Oh, yeah, baby. He's streaming. He's dope as hell. Yeah, we were hanging out.

He's streaming. He's doing a sub-a-thon that will be running when this comes out tomorrow. Yep. And you need to rate him today for me. What? No. Because I'll be at a concert, so you got to rate him.

Oh, okay. Okay, so Jermaine Johnson, middle Pro Bowl linebacker for the New York Jets, who's suffering from an Achilles injury. Okay, I go up to him and he's like, I introduce myself. He has no idea who I am. I say, you got to meet my buddy, Will Neff. He's a huge Jets fan.

He's like, meet Will Neff? He fucking tackled me when I got here. I love Will Neff. Yeah, I was so pumped. Yeah. Did you know him beforehand? I had never met him, but I recognized him immediately, and I was like,

what are you doing? Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. Fuck yeah. How about you? Did you have any good times? No.

Oh, I ordered... That was the best. ...Sun Undone to the stream rewards. I ordered a big... Bucket of galbijjim. Yeah, Korean food. And my table feasted like kings. I went over.

When I was gone for a little bit... You guys ordered your own food to the stream rewards? Bro, the amount of food that you get at these award shows is like so minimal. I thought it was wonderful. It's like one stick of chicken strip. Like the fuck? I mean, I...

Listen, I was trying to like spread out and enjoy myself. Look, I mean, I ate a couple... I'll take this. Wait, wait, hold on. Here you go.

No, Will, you asked for a black coffee. I want this now. No. You asked. I can't drink black coffee. Why not? Put some hair on your chest.

No, I already do. Look at this. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Mr. Fan. That was funny. You like it? Hey, do you like it?

Yeah, I like it. It looks good. You guys think I should grow any more hair? Yes. I kind of shave right here. I think you should grow any more hair? Yes I kind of shave right here I think you should grow your asshole hair out Braid it You know what?

I'm pretty well shaven Anyway, sorry, go ahead Marsh, where are you? I need you to pull things up Get it back in there We've had some episodes where Marsh is so hungover He's passed out on the couch in the other room You passed out on the couch in the other room.

You pass out one time producing an episode. Marsh was having a blast. He went to go see Snow Strippers. My highlight of the night probably was the sun undone. I'll admit. Is that where you went?

Yeah, that's where I went. He left for a long time. Hassan and I were girmishing. He didn't even fucking tell me? Yeah, because I wasn't trying to share, dog. There's a whole table full of people there eating. You're cut. He cut me from the fucking list. He didn dog. There's a whole table full of people there eating. You're cut. He cut me from the fucking list.

He didn't. It was a big boy move only. Yeah. I mean, you're dainty. You're too dainty. I mean, I did have two salads. To her credit, though, Peach got down on some Galby Jim. I know.

I felt a little threatened. Yeah, Peach ate a lot. I didn't like it yeah she's a real eater normally i would care like normally i would i would rep that sort of thing but this was a dog eat dog situation okay situation is dire i haven't eaten all day we ran around i worked out we went we got clothes we got matching kind of matching fits, Will and I. Yeah. Big mistake. We're in the tabbies. Oh, my God. Big news. What?

We can't say who, but a celebrity bought the pontoon coat. Oh. No, I remember now. No, no. Yeah. I remember now. Oh. Well, so we don't have to believe it.

Okay. It's believed, but that is incredible i know the pontoon coat is finally gone the h lorenzo pontoon coat our fits were incredible i think what did you wear last we were throwing fits my fit was boring as fuck i i decided you know what i can't go shopping with these guys because they'll they'll bully me into spending like 10 grand on an outfit. Whoa. Okay. First of all. First of all, sorry. The last time I went to H Lorenzo, I spent seven grand on an outfit. And you returned it.

No. Well, I returned the smelly shirt. But the rest of it, I still have. What was the rest of that pair of pants? No, the shirt. The pants were $3,000 pants. The shoes were two grand. The shirt was like 700 bucks.

But the one that I returned was like a couple thousand bucks. So regardless, I can't do it because you guys, I. Once a year we go large. I know, I know. But like, I can't do that because I just will never wear it again. Why? I don't know. Those sparkly pants, I just, like my gay friends have been borrowing for the last two years.

Yeah. They're like those glittery pants you wore at the stream. They, I've been, it's been passed around, you know? Brotherhood of the traveling pants. Yeah, they are. They are. They're being passed around. Like they were, my fucking glittery pants were fucking the sweat tour, like multiple

different times on multiple different gays. Yeah. Like, anyway. God, we're never gonna be phase we can't get you to go buy expensive clothes okay no look you know what okay okay can i ask a question ice i need some much love to phase yeah much respect to phase hey phase up baby why did they put their awards in the toilet i've been pissed on it no i think it was fake piss but I did not follow the

logic. Wait, I don't know. Is that a reference to something? I think they're saying like, fuck, yo, we dominate. Kanye pissed on his awards? I mean, why would you want to do what Kanye did? I don't know why. I don't know why. Yeah.

I did. Big W's. Yeah. Big W's. Wait,'s wait wait go to the philistine phase thanks yeah pull that up for me jamie you pull up that video of the chimpanzee ripping off the guy's fucking face yeah i did that was that was a good that was a good highlight of the night yeah yeah yeah That's it. I did not understand this. I did not get it. Wait, is that a real picture? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. That is crazy. I mean, look at how well hydrated everybody is. I think it's fake piss.

Okay, because one guy is straight up missing the urinal, bro. Oh, yeah, that's water. I mean, that could be pee, though. Very well hydrated. You know what? When you and the homies all whip your dicks out, sometimes it flies around. You know what I mean?

You get excited. He won't know. Yeah, he will know when we go to the onsen oh yeah they did well they they did well i think yeah these motherfuckers want to see my dick so bad it's a it's why you got to be weird about it weird no no i mean all right you know what i'm i'm you know it big deal. I'm going to get my cock out. Now you made it weird. Wait, hold on. Wait, this is genius. To avoid the onset,

I'm just going to make y'all uncomfortable the whole time. What? You can't do that. Then it's creepy. Yeah. Fuck it. It's supposed to be a friendship. I can't wait to fucking get my cock out with y'all.

Stroking in the onset. Man, I can't wait to get nakey. Ew, we're calling HR. That sounds like a B-52 song, stroking in the i can't wait to get nakey ew we're calling hr a b-52 song stroking in the onsen stroking in the onsen baby i'm reconsidering it now for those of you who need context in japan uh we are all going to do an onsen it's bonding. I'm going to see both of their penises, but that's not what it's about, evidently. I don't know. They keep talking.

They keep making that the central focus. Do we have towels? I'm going to get bullied by you guys. Yeah. Oh, flicking. Finn is coming. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

What was that? I don't know. oh shit oh no come on that wasn't what it is oh no no will he be in the onsen too yes it's time for an american me up oh fuck yeah i love okay listen this one is a very simple one jamie i need you to pull something up for me billy ray brains okay, what's the graphic? This week's graphic, well, it's coming out tomorrow, so let's just Washington crossing the Delaware but with my face on it. Perfect. Okay, thank you.

Okay, so we're going to borrow from another pod. We're going to borrow from the Kelsey Brothers podcast. So humble. Thank you. Kelsey Brothers podcast. So Bill Murray went on the Kelsey Brothers podcast.

You need to type in Bill Murray, Roadhouse Kelsies. Just watch this clip. I saw this. I want you guys to react to this. I was cackling. Bill Murray is still the funniest motherfucker on the planet and he's got this yes there you go uh whoa yeah yeah absolutely diabolical for this that's it that's it that's it yeah there is all right here it is here's

no just watch it just watch it a legend out, you used to call the husband of Kelly Lynch, who plays Dr. Clay, any time a particular scene came on with Patrick Swayze on the television. Is this rumor true? One of the hardest things I ever... had to do was to call a friend. And at a late hour, I mean very, very late. I did not identify myself.

I just said, hey, as a friend, I think you should probably turn on TBS right now. Because that son of a bitch, Pat Swayze, slamming it to your wife. Oh, no. So, okay, for context, there was a legend that Billray would call his buddy for years whose wife was in roadhouse every time roadhouse was on cable tv right as the patrick swayze sex scene was coming on and he's just dogging her out and bill murray basically confirmed this legend

and there's like i don't know if you guys have ever heard of all the bill murray rumors but there are all these crazy like bill murray stories where he'll like crash random weddings he'll like go into a grocery store and pay for someone's entire check and then be like no one will believe that this happened to you and he'll just do random stuff like this but this is like one of the confirmed one of the few bill murray rumors is that he would call his buddy for years and not identify his house line and be like you need to turn on tbs right now that's fucking awesome which is insane and i i think what's the point of me bringing this up well first of all bill murray funniest to ever do it. I think people need to do more inside dumb stuff like this with their friends. We need to bring

back casually pranking your friends. Oh, I love that. Yeah. I do that. Okay, what's the last prank you did? Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, you told Cutie Cidero she was going to die on a plane. Yeah, the funny prank is that Cutie just texted us in the group chat and said, okay, I'm not getting on the plane.

Let me try to save this. Hold on. I'll go to the... Just, I don't even know she's not getting on the plane Kirk and I used to prank our friend Joe all the time you know Joe he used to be so pissed because we used to do this bit and we just annoy the fuck

out of him we used to it's a long ass inside joke I don't even know if i have we have time to explain this but we met jesus christ i'm gonna kill him what the fuck are you recording right now this is some sadistic shit take your cock out look are you posting that on your story I'm posting it on the group chat. Oh, um, so we used to, I met Mike Tyson. Yeah. And I,

uh, fucking smoke weed with him. It was great. And Mike didn't know what the fuck we were there for. Right. He was hired in a kite and he was like a part of some fucking like fan controlled football league that we were playing. And so Mike came out, and he said,

you know, he said, hey, hey, is this my team? Like, he had no fucking idea what was going on. He's like, hey, is this my team? Because it was like, that's a really shitty Mike Tyson. I don't know if that's, it's honestly a perfect Mike Tyson if he was combined with Woody Allen. No, it's just... It was right there, though.

It was close enough. No, he said, Hey, I hate you. And so we... We were all sitting there, and it was basically for this thing where fans were going to control a football league, right?

Right. And there were football teams, right? Sure. And Mike owned one of the teams, and we were there to be the... There was like creators we were gonna like promote it whatever it never happened but we were sitting there and mike didn't know what the fuck was going on so he walks out we're all sitting on the couch it's me joe kirk and he's like hey is this my team and then um we were we just fucked with joe and k Kirk and I did this bit over and over again.

We were like, Joe, hey, is this my team? Who's this fucking Joe guy? Who's this fucking Joe? Hey, Joe. And then we got into this really thing. And so we would call Joe. We would all be in a hotel together, like traveling to Europe and shit. And we would call Joe in the middle of the night while he was sleeping.

And we'd be like, hello, is this Mr. Joe? Yeah. We would do like some accent. It'd be like, hello, is this Mr. Joe? Yeah. We would do some accent. He'd be like, hello, who is this? And then, hey, Joe, it's Mike. We were just talking with him. So, you know, we do some shit. That's good. I'll prank call you guys in the hotel. I like that. If we all stay in a hotel in Japan,

you're getting prank called. Okay. You want to stay in a house? You ever prank your friends? We want to stay in a house. Not really. I don't know. I can't really think of anything that I do that's like a prank. Okay. That's all right.

I'm a, yeah, I'm a joyless. Have I ever told you guys about the- I'm a joyless man. The cat fancy thing I used to do? No. You guys never heard about the cat fancy thing I used to do? No. Oh, okay.

So I was in a fraternity and I didn didn't really believe in hazing hazing. So I would do fun hazing. And one of the things I would do is a few times I would buy a bunch of issues of cat fancy. And I would hand it to pledges, and I would be like, cut out all these pictures of cats and cat fancy. And when a brother was out with a, with like a girl, I would have this pledge sneak in and put images of cats, like hundreds, hundreds and hundreds of images of cats all over his room. So that when he came home,

like his entire room was plastered in cats, but like not just on the walls, like he would open a drawer and there would be cats and you'd go to the bathroom and there'd be cats and you'd like flush the toilet and there'd be like a cat behind that so just cats everywhere and like the funniest thing to picture is this person trying to explain to like a drunken co-ed why there are so many can be like these aren't my cats you don't understand i don't know how these fucking cats got these are are not my cats. Pulls back the bed cover. Cats. Try to get laid.

Yes. Yeah. No, that would be the coolest, dude. You become a vibrant character at that point. Yeah. I feel like Hassan would be, of the group of us, he would be the best to prank. Yeah, we're going to start pranking you. You would be the best because you would like it the least.

That's true. I would be a good sport. She didn't even respond to you. I the least i would be a good sport she didn't even respond to you i know i i would be a good sport i think she wants me to kill i think you'd be a good sport after the fact yeah depends on what it was i mean like i was miserable during the date oh yeah oh yeah will will was saying last night that he's he he knows me so well that like i'm very sensitive to social cues and when something goes haywire i fucking just oh should we mention what i don't i don't want to mention

we don't have to say who it was okay but they they know we actually can't yeah we can't okay yeah we can't oh it's very there was a no there was a hilarious mix-up yes yes but it's too involved yeah it's too involved it's too involved. But the gist of it is, somebody got mixed up in the group and Will said, when that happens, I will... Nobody else notices,

but Will notices that I get really stiff when somebody says something that I know. Do you know Austin's tick? Like this? Is that what you're talking about do i do that is that what you're talking about i didn't know i did i actually i actually found out last night close but the way you did it was like i was having a stroke i can't feel my arm wait how do i do this it's it's this right here yeah like homelander no literally he does that i didn't know i do that yeah is it do i ever do it on camera it wants it to bloom in really when something when something's falling apart yeah

wait like really like during lover host or something i go like in your production. That's what I said. Wait, like really? Like during Lover Host or something? I go like, oh, shit. Now everybody's going to look at that. No. I didn't know I did that. Yeah, you got a little tell. Damn, I didn't know that. But see, people don't.

Because for me, in a social situation, my whole thing is when I'm in a circle of people talking, it has to maintain order. I got you. Like we have to maintain order. Like every conversation I'm in, I'm in a circle of people talking, it has to maintain order. I got you. Like we have to maintain order. Like every conversation I'm in, I'm hosting. Yeah. I'm always directing traffic. Oh, we know. I'm hosting, right?

I'm making sure everybody's included. Like if somebody's here and they're not in the conversation, we're all talking, I get really uncomfortable. Really? Yeah. So if somebody's sitting next to me

and they're not involved in the conversation. Why can't they just kind of like ill? No, because I feel that they want to be involved. Oh. And I feel the pressure. So I'll be like, I had this guy last night. I don't know who it was, but they were clearly not in the conversation. And I just threw him some shit.

We were talking about something very random. I've gotten really good at just leaving conversations. What do do uh you did last night i was in many that you just departed i was like oh there goes will i my i have a few now the bathroom or the drink is like a classic yeah that's a good one yeah but the best one is now i'll just laugh really big like a psychopath and walk away. Randomly? I'll just go, ha, ha, ha, ha, gone. People don't know what to make of it. Will, last night I was in a conversation with you,

and you just turned around and walked away. There was no laugh. There was no nothing. I just booked it. I was like, but you know what? You and I communicated. See, you and I are both very advanced social creatures. Yeah. Hasan, not so much.

Hasan just doesn't care. No, he just doesn't have it. He doesn't got the charisma. Like, if we were in politics. If we were on a train. Yeah. He'd be. Yeah, he'd be all over it.

It's normal to enjoy trains. Look, let me tell you something. I believe this wholeheartedly, Hasan. If we were all to run for office, like if Will... He'd win. No, he would not. He's tall and he's handsome.

No, no, no. You and I would win if we were both running for office because his political acumen is far better than... I would win if I was running for dictator. Hold on. Americans don't vote on policy or intelligence. He's tall and handsome. He'd kill us.

I'd have to dial it up, though. You'd have to. I'd have to care. You'd have to knock it up. No, why would you have to care? I'm going to primary you. I'll be like, he's gay. He's going to hell.

95% of the votes. I'd vote for you if you ran bashar al-assad victory margin yeah i would vote for you yeah but i do think if you guys are running for office i mean you could run for office will i think you could become mayor or i i want to be mayor of pinehurst one day i think that's my ambition bro they were fucking selling i forgot to take a picture of this in it uh abercrombie and fitch they're selling fucking pinehurst fucking bro pinehurst is one of the nicest places in the united states yeah i was like i invite you to all the time ready he's not even listening anymore i'm ready to go to pinehurst yeah i'm also ready to go to the mountain the mountain yeah i'm ready to go to montana i'm ready to go to the mountain the mountain yeah i'm ready to go montana montana i'm ready to go to montana i don't even know how to fly there yeah i i was gonna go spend more time in montana but

i got a a sick family member so i'm gonna spend some time in michigan okay all right well whatever you want me to come i will come whatever you want me to whatever you want me there what else has happened this week marsh what's been happening this week? Why are you asking him? Pull it up. Marsh and I? So here, W's and L's of the week. Let's do it.

I'm ready. You know what? Can I be honest? You don't like that? I don't like W's and L's. I like it. Because you know why? Why?

It's not us. I like it. We're like trying to be FaZe. I mean, it's just, that's just a placeholder for like something good to happen and something bad to happen. Let's call it that. Let's call it wins and losses. Something good that happened, something bad.

Okay, I'm going to continue with the W's and L's, okay? Because on God, I'm FaZe till I die. Okay, if FaZe bags can be a 35-year-old degenerate, so can I. He's 35? You need more tattoos. No, he's my age. He pulls it off. We can't pull it off.

I'm too old-coded. Yeah, that's the other thing. I'm too old-coded, too. I've been old since I was young. Yeah, Faze Banks and myself are the same age. Wow. Yeah. Faze up.

Oh! Fuck! Guys! What? We gotta talk about our fucking Spotify wrapped. I don't have one. Fuck. I do.

You bloodless. I don't have a Spotify. So last year. I don't listen to music. You bloodless geek. Last year, I famously had Pepino Galgiardi as one of my top artists on Spotify. Editor, please cut in three seconds of Pepino Gagliardi right now. Unfortunately, I have some bad news.

Pepino Gagliardi. He's been unseated. Unseated as my top artist. I can't believe this. Okay. I need you guys to guess who my top artist of 2024 was. Okay. Celine Dion.

No, it's Frank Sinatra. Both of you are incorrect. Ready. Okay. Okay. Wait. Mariah Carey. Chapel Roan.

No. Damn. I'm talking number one. Wait, am I on there with some of these? I will... Mariah Carey's on there. Okay, I'm going to give you the list. Okay.

My top artist of 2024, Dean Martin. Oh, my God, bro. Okay, so I was pretty much right. Second artist, Chapel Rowan. Oh. Wait, I'm like right in there. Yeah. Third artist, Ariana Grande.

Okay. Fourth, Frank Sinatra. Oh, so, okay, I was on the money. I was on the money. Fifth, Kim Petras. You're so fucking gay. Except for... Okay, okay, okay. Dude dude you guys can get one of mine

if you guys can get one of mine i will be impressed because i got basically every one of austin's oh god if you can get one of mine you like an animal uh did you just sing one bar of nine inch nails i want to fuck you like an animal. Yeah, Nine Inch Nails. No. Okay, all right. It's going to be like Ice Peak or something. I will help you.

I will help you. I went to one of these shows this year. Shut the fuck up, Marsh. Of course you know. Yeah, Fred. Yeah, Fred again. Fred again, Deadmau5, Jungle, John Summit. That's fucking...

Deadmau5. Pretty good fucking list. Yeah. Yeah. Shocking. What are you, fucking reliving the glory days of college? I went to three Deadmau5 shows. I didn't even know he still did shows.

What? He just released music. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. But, I mean, I don't know anything about music. I don't even have a song. Yeah, that's crazy. You don't have a...

Do you know who Kim Petras is? Yeah. Do you know who Kim Petras is? The name's so funny. She has some songs. Yeah. Treat me like a slut. Little dirty bitch.

I love the... She's has some songs. Yeah. Treat me like a slut, little dirty bitch. I love the fuck. She's like, your list is so funny because like, it's both like the top artists of like a homophobic man, like a deeply homophobic man, and the top artists are the gayest man alive. Yeah, no, my- Like, Chapel Rowan and Kim Petras should never exist on the same list as Dean Martin. This brings me to an interesting point.

What do you think of people trying to fix their Spotify rap? There are a lot of people that know Spotify rap is coming up and they will start listening. Cleansing. Yeah. They're Spotify by listening to artists that they think are cooler or socially acceptable. I think, I mean, I think that's wrong. Yeah. You got to own what you own socially acceptable. I think that's wrong. We know you think that's wrong. Own that shit.

Listen to what you're going to listen to organically. Quit trying to fix it. You know what I mean? It's lame. It's so lame. Who cares what your Spotify rap has on it? Hasan, you can't really speak. No, no, no.

I just don't understand it. I know we get that you can't really speak. No, no, no. No, no, no. Yeah, I just don't understand it. Look. No, I know. We get that you don't listen to music. Sometimes there's more important things in Syria getting invaded in the world, right? I'm just saying that like... Even though... Yes.

Syria. Yes. Yes, I am Syrian. I'm Lebanese Syrian. For me, I'm saying even if I did listen to music, like. Am I more Middle Eastern than you? Well, you're not even. He's European.

That's crazy. Was that racist? No, it's just crazy. I'm just. I'm genuinely. Like, that was a genuine question. You grew up fucking cornbread in Portland, Oregon. He's from Oregon.

It's the whitest state in the nation. Excuse you. I grew up in a very diverse area. Okay. I did. I did. I did. Yes.

He grew up with upper class, upper middle class Indian families. A very diverse piece of Oregon. It was. Oregon is very like, my area of Oregon is very diverse. Okay. Yeah. A lot of compared to Anchorage.

It's literally the whitest state in the country. It's one of the whitest states in the country. You know what? Come to think of it. There are a lot of white

people in Portland. There are a lot of white. I was at the airport. You know what? to think of it there are a lot of white people there are a lot of white i was at the airport you know what yeah i was at the airport and that's what i was like god there's a lot of fucking white people here yeah it's crazy we yeah i on the other hand going back to you know uh me and march's travels travels to England where I just basically brought Marge with me to do one day of streaming. And I mean, it turned out it turned out pretty good. We went to Cambridge Union, Oxford Union. And yeah, I gave speeches on Israel, Palestine. It's like very of the week.

These are these are some pretty, pretty significant institutions like they've been around since like you know 1850 yeah like was it hard to find uh platform uh two and three quarters what oh it's a hogwarts man oh my god fucking that was the most basic white bitch shit you've ever went over your head yeah i guess because i would not have, I would not have anticipated that from you. That's why it's like an Austin joke. Look, um, come on. Why did Austin catch daggers?

He's on his phone right now. Cause the Vikings just fucking started. Okay. Hold on. That's all right. Which means, but it's crazy. His team has already secured a playoff.

No, I know. And he's still watching this religious. Look, I'm a fan. I'm a fan. We're a playoff. No, I know. And he's still watching this religiously. Look, I'm a fan. I'm a fan. We're a minute in. All right. Yeah, a lot of action.

Yeah. A lot of action one minute in. Yeah. W the week, right? Yeah. Yeah, I would say that's a pretty solid W. My dad called me. He's like, yo, did Hassan speak at Oxford Union?

I said, yes. He's like, I really want to at oxford union i said yes he's like i really want to watch that and my dad keeps tech keeps saying this shit he's like i really want to have a word with hasan about what i think he just wants to talk to you he just wants to talk politics with you that's funny yeah he's just like i just really want to talk to that hasan yeah i like that yeah and sometimes he'll try to like during the election the election, he's like, you got to tell that Hassan. What to what? Yeah, no, I'll be like, Dad, you know, I'll be like, yeah, Dad, you can. Will you talk to my dad?

Sure. Politics. I'll bring him down one time. I'll get him on the street. I'm down to do that. Don't talk to my father. But yeah, Oxford, Oxford oxford oxford were fantastic uh you know i i peed in the same bathroom that both ronald reagan and winston churchill is pissed in so that was pretty badass um i mean it's wild like the oxford union especially was crazy the cambridge one was

very fun that was the first one we did it was a little bit smaller because they had like put this together last second because i said yes to cambridge after i had said yes to oxford union for months in advance and there were some like weirdos in the crowd that you know did the classic like you say you're a socialist but you own a house and then like but it was good to have that yeah what did you say to that in broad daylight i was like no i mean no i mean i i think you do own a house i do i was like i i had a pretty decent retort to that where it was like i love that you were so excited when they said that yeah i was like listen man you know i i advocate for uh i advocate for black people's uh emancipation trans people i'm not trans i'm not black yeah i advocate for universal health care you know i have

health care it doesn't really what do you want me to do? Yeah, I have money. Like, should I, should I just. I think you should live like Diogenes. That is what they want. No, that is. They're like, no, you should just stop showering and live, wear like a barrel. But that is what they want.

That would be so fire if you only streamed out of a barrel yeah i can't even have streaming equipment that's too expensive but um it was good to have that as well because online when people make those comments like you can't really tell how hysterical the person is behind the account but in broad daylight like sunlight is the best disinfectant for that kind of stuff yeah because they just looked so insane like there were people who brought up uh shit that i had said jokingly as though it was serious where they're like um dude why would you um why would you want to kill all the landlords like i was like dude i don't want to kill all the landlords you need to chill out um but outside of that oxford the next day was insane that was the

first time i felt like fucking i show speed where they were mobbing the car like they were literally wait really we're so excited yeah that would have been awesome to be at yeah you would have loved it you would have loved it i would have fucking loved that Yeah, but they're not mobbing it for you. I would have been in that bitch. I'd be like, some of you might know me. That's true. I would have been in it. That is insane.

No, they were taking photos of Mariah. Yeah, I know. I would have been hanging out the sunroof like one of the Beatles. I am not a crook. Yeah. You would have liked that for sure. He just gets up on stage and fucking Oxford Union is like, I'm all about redistributing the means.

Yeah. Are you with me, Oxford? He's like testing the crowd. He's like, Israel. Palestine. Yeah. But one thing that we see. Have you seen the movie the movie black sheep where he gets up there he's like kill whitey

one thing one thing that was cool was um the lee singer of gorillas oh like yeah and blur he apparently he's like an oxford union alumni and did you see his face or was he like was he like he's not secret about who he is he's a very famous it's not like marshmallow dude i thought for the longest time the gorillas never showed their face and i was like did he come as like no like an animatronic like the gorillas the gorillas like, a lot of their band members don't exist. Yeah. Like, there's no Noodle. There's no Russell.

Oh, it's one guy. It's like a few, it's kind of like an artist collab. Yeah. I thought the Gorillaz were a band. They are a band, but they're like an Avatar band. I thought each Avatar was an individual. That's what people think but there's there's like no noodle like she doesn't exist she's like yeah worth in one come on come on

stop his ass anyway my point was he was his daughter uh his daughter was a is a huge house on abbeyhead and uh he attended it and then like the pr team for oxford near him was like oh you got to meet this person you know he's uh the lead singer of gorillas and and blur i would kill to go see yeah and i i hung out with him a little bit he's super chill his daughter was dope yeah and march didn't get to meet him no that's good that marsh didn't get to meet him because he didn't want he doesn't deserve nice things yeah he doesn't thanks for the invite to England, by the way. I would have loved to support you. You would not have loved to support me.

You would have loved to get secondhand shine. That's not even a joke. He would have liked it, though. I would have loved it. Ladies and gentlemen, that's it for this episode. I desperately need to pee pee. So we're going to jump off. Thanks for joining us. Thank you, guys.

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I walked. I hang my head in shame and I walked into my house. Allah was not. I ordered Shake Shack. Oh, no. You ran the full Monty. Allah was not. I ordered Shake Shack. Oh, no. You were grabbing a full Monty. Because I hadn't eaten enough food, and I didn't eat anything at the after party.

So I was like, I'm drunk. We started drinking at like three. Will and I were just like slamming back grogs that were sent to me. We were grogging up. We were having a good time, though. Yeah, we did. We had a great time. And we got a little drunk before we were having a good time, though. Yeah, we did. We had a great time. And we got

a little drunk before we even got there. Hassan was having a good time last night. I mean, you always have a good time. Yeah, I was having a good time. I mean, like, what I'm saying is Will's always having a great time. Hassan cut loose a little bit last night. I did. He cut loose. He was making the most

of it.