Fear& - The Theatre Kids Came Out ft. Gianmarco Soresi | Fear&

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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Welcome back, everybody, to the Fear Am podcast. We have a very special guest today. Her name is Caroline Kwan. Yeah, Austin Show. Yeah, Caroline Kwan filling in for Austin Show. And we also have an incredible talent. Yes. Young comic.

Yes. Very young. Young. So young. So young. Yeah. You might have seen him all over your TikTok or your Twitter or at the Zoron. Mamdani Rally, where he was emceeing.

Gian, oh my God, I was about to say Gian Carlo. You're about to say Carlo. I was about to say Gian Marco. Gian Carlo is what I was going to say. Gianmarco. Sorrentz, Saranze. So really, you came to do it with such confidence. You got to do it again.

I'm sorry, what's your name? Hi, Kai. You botched it. I fucked it up. I fucked it up, and I am having a brain fart. You do it. You do it. You do the intro.

Gianmarco Soresi Gia Marco Soresi Thank you A real fan of my work I could tell Okay I've said your name I think a hundred times today

Both before you showed up And also after So I don't know how What that just happened I just had like a brain fart It happens He's getting old I normally

Well I am getting old But also I normally don't do the intro Austin show does the intro He's been telling me it's Ben Oh yeah For weeks This guy this fucking guy Ben Well it's because I'm a vicious

anti-Semi That's why Uh-huh. And that's why you couldn't pronounce my traditionally Jewish name. All right, here we go. Yeah. Well, I am also a vicious Italophobe. Oh.

Oh, you didn't know this. There's not a, there's so few, really. Yeah. I'm honored. Yeah. Well, tonight wasn't a great night for, for Italians in general. No, not great. New York in particular.

John Marco was in here visiting. What are you doing in L.A. right now? I did some show called Comics Unleashed, which is on CBS, I think. And then, or NBC, I don't know. One of, one of the three letters. Yeah, yeah. It was one of those trips that had things and then they fell apart. And then, and then this, and then I stayed and I, now I'm doing a red eye so I could do this.

And tomorrow I do CNN's, I have, have I got news for you? Oh, wow. We're the same as CNN, they'd say. Yeah. You have been, you have been doing a lot of big media, big media appearances. Yeah, honestly, the Jake Tapper one was the one where I was like, okay, am I flying too close to the sun? There's just like, there's a, it's like being like, oh, yeah, shit talking in this atmosphere is different than saying it next to Jake looking like we're talking about war crimes. Yeah.

And this is the one, these are the ones he's comfortable critique. It's a little harder to meme. Yeah. Yeah. Also, you can drop a really good joke and there's just silence. Absolutely. And it just feels like you're going to the principle to talk about some, a comedian you don't like. Yeah.

So it's a little tattel-tale. What you're referencing is you were on Jake Tapper for the Riyadh, Comedy Festival and commentary on, like, other comics that had participated. Yeah. Yeah. And, yeah, it was just, like, critiquing. And I, I had already said a lot. And that was the last squeeze.

And then my girlfriend was like, I think you've said your piece on this. I think you're tired of this. Everyone, I mean, everyone's like. Well, according to Whitney Cummings, we're all racist. According to Whitney Cummys, who also said, if you were celebrating Charlie Cook's death, you're a member of the Taliban. Yes. That's same Whitney Cummings, within the span of a week.

She's really been saying a lot of things. She's been saying a lot of things. She's been saying a lot of things for a while. She contains multitudes. Yeah, I mean, I think Whitney Cummings, by that definition, is anti-Taliban, but pro-Al-Qaeda? Like, I don't know. She's taking a unique approach to Middle Eastern conflict. Yeah.

So I was just like, I was just talking shit. And then all the news outlets, it becomes newsy. And I'm like, I don't want to, I'm trying to find my balance. Even like opening up the Zoron rally, it was like, you know, my mind, I was like, okay, he hasn't, he's not in office yet. I support this. He can't be president. He won't ever really commit a war crime. So I think of my grandpa.

Retroactively trying to clean your slate. I remember my, you know, I got my picture of Zaron. And it reminded me of my grandfather, his picture of Clinton. Right. He was a governor.

And then one day you're like, why is there a framed picture of a warm criminal pedophile in the kitchen? And it's like... What was up with the... My best friend's family had a picture of George Bush in their kitchen. Because that's the closest to fame, you know?

It is fame. Like you just, you want to be reminded of that when you're... Well, I was a fan of a saxophone playing, not as... If you'd never engage in entertainment or fame, I think people who never do, it's different. It's a different experience. You met the most famous person in the world. Wait, I took a picture with you. Is it a frame picture of George W. Bush, or is it a frame picture of, like, the relatives with George W.

No, it's him. Oh, just him. It's just him. And I'm assuming, yeah, oh, just him. Oh, that's crazy. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, my grandpa was, yours was like a religious figure. It was like just the portrait of the fourth bush in the kitchen where I'm like, okay, I would have Cape Blanchet, but I guess.

It's like they framed him up like the Ayatollah. Yeah. That's a lot. Burn incense next to him. Yeah, that's cool. I like that. I sang for him in high school, I think. What did you say?

Stop. What did you say? Can you give us a little? I know, like Christmas, like Carol. Like chorus, it was me, it was a big, not just me solo. I would have never done a solo. But, you know, Rascal Flats sang, it was like, there's like the D.C. thing the high schools went to. Wow.

And then I remember he coming around and you could see like, so you open for Rascal Flats. Yeah. Yeah. They quit after that. They were like, this performance, we can't follow it up. George W. Bush is embarrassed by us now. Carol of the Bells. Yes.

Was it? I think they did. They did, they do life as a highway. Yes. Yes. They definitely did that. Okay. They do like a Christmasy version?

Cudy, who's the most high-profile political figure that you have been around? Oh, politics in my household. Well, that's confusing. Joseph Smith? I would say no. My dad, so if you guys didn't know, Russell M. Nielsen passed away. Shout out. He's in the celestial kingdom right now.

Oh, who is that? Actually, he's in the celestial. My bad. My bad. Sorry, I misspoke. That's the president of the Latter-day Saints. Prophet. I gather when I met her out there, but now it's...

Thank you. I'm wearing a bit of... My shorts are a little short, so I'm surprised you would think that. I'm being a bit of a slut today, but... She is a harlot. That's why she's no longer a Mormon. They kicked me out. However, we...

Apparently, I called my dad. I was like, how are you doing? You know, I got a check on him because his prophet died. That's a big deal. And he's like, that's fine. Remember when we met him? And I was like, no. Oh.

And he was so I met him. It was not memorable for you. Dallon H. Oaks one time, apparently. That's another prophet. In the Mormon community, these are big. These are, yeah, people are freaking out right now. They are taking their garments off and they're thrown in the morning. The 15 Mormons still watching the podcast are going nutty.

They're really holding on. Yeah, kind of cool, kind of cool. I was also, I listened to Gordon B. Hinkley's funeral on the radio, so it feels like I was there. Was he another major A list? Oh, he was the A list. Who the fuck are these people? They're A list prophets. My girlfriend grew up in a Shabad community.

So it's like a subsect of Hasidism. And so she has these people too. She got, she got a dollar for. from the Rebbe and he was the head Rebbe. And he didn't have any kids. So it was like, there's no more Rebbe. Oh. But she remembers the day she got the dollar from the.

Yes, we, it's, it's, it's, I always ask him, like, so who's making the rules? And it's not clear. Okay. Mormonism, I do think, like, Mormonism and Judaism are, especially like, like, orthodox versions of Judaism are, are somewhat similar. Not in the sense that they have, like, similar rules or whatever. Right. But in the fact that they have, like, strange rules in particular.

Yeah. Colts, it's the word. Well, I wouldn't say that. That's how my girlfriend describes Habad. So you're telling me. When we said she was former, that was. Yeah, yeah.

I got that sense. I got that sense. Coltists can be a good thing too. I didn't, I've never felt more at home. Sure. That's what that's their goal. Just based on vibes alone from everyone you've met, if we all formed a cult, who's what you join?

Oh. Oh, gosh. that's tough yeah i know right um you know what we're doing i kind of look like a cult leader right now you do you do you got a robe yeah uh i'm leaning it's over here okay it's over here okay i feel like i've got a lot more mystery than you a five six seven yeah no i understand i understand she's trying too hard she's trying too hard but i don't know if the musical theater i don't want like a musical theater person in charge that's going to get brutal yeah okay what if we like shared co-leads.

Oh, if we said, who would I co-star or Colton? Co-star. Wait a second. Wait a second. I'm a Broadway baby. Don't you dare. Yeah? Yeah.

Favorite musical go? Mama Mia. Oh. That's your favorite musical? That's tough. Yeah. Roger and Hemmerstein Cinderella. Really?

Mama Mia and Rogers and Hammerstein Cinderella. Those are two. Okay. You have an attitude about it. Yeah. How do you feel about Carousel? How do you feel about clam bakes? I love clam bakes.

I love carousel. See? No face, idiot. I didn't say anything. Why do you look at them? They're the ones who hate. Now, how do you feel? He's also remarkable in the sense that he has absolutely taken over the mantle of the gayish straight guy from us.

High school musical. Yeah, I worry. I think there was a little bit of a pushback this week. Was there? Yeah, just a little. It was a post in like an Ariana Grande pose. And I was just doing the pose and someone, you know, said, suck a dick or cut the shit out.

Yes. Oh my God. That's what I said to the phase boys, unironically. I said the same thing to those boys. Did you say that to him? Was that you? What was the stand account? Was it a profile with a ponytail?

Oh, no, no. Thankfully. No, no, it's the black and white. What's the album where she's like got her legs tucked? My everything? She's like this. Yeah. It was really hard to do.

Yeah. And he looked amazing. It was the gayest thing I've ever seen. But it's not gay. It's Ariana Grande. There was one degree where I was like, there was some pictures. Sure. This one is not your culture.

It's Ariana Grande. It's pop culture. If Marsh was in the room right now, I would demand he pulled us up, but unfortunately he isn't currently so we can't see it. I'm so good when I play producer. No, no, it's fine. I'm so good. Yeah, she's good.

Yeah, let me in. All right, play producer. I'm so good at it. I saw it as an athletic thing. Right. It was challenging. Right. Thank you.

I do a lot of yoga for a long, long, long time. Yeah, this is not disproving the allegations. But how is that, again, I think the definition, I'm just trying to move the Overton window of what, that you, I want to prove that sitting has nothing to do with your sexual orientation. Yes. Yeah. I suffer from a lot of the same accusations about being the gayest straight guy.

And I always point to professional wrestling as there are many. Of course. There are many. It's the most flamboyant thing you can do, really. Gold does? I'm feminine. It's a feminine flamboyance.

Yes. But wrestling is a masculine flamboyance and some of them are feminine too. It's all peacocking. Yeah. One of the most commonly... There's male peacocks. There's male peacocks.

There are. One of those commonly said things when people find out that we're dating is I thought Wilneff was gay. That's true. And then they're still like, no, he is gay. She must be his beard. Yeah, yeah.

Well, he has, for the longest time, been an advocate for heterosexual gay marriage between us as life partners that don't have sex with one another but instead I think a lot of people can benefit from it. I have no I like the idea of unions

based on other things. There's the pose. Uh-huh. Okay, we have the Amazon link up. That's that it? That's the pose, yeah. That's the pose. That is a difficult...

It's on your Twitter. Yeah, if you search my name, it's everything. How long did it take you to get in that pose? I literally, I was just, I was doing a photo shoot before a taping in Montreal. It's not Ben. And I was like, John Carlo. John Marco, actually. No, no, no, no.

He doesn't know. I mean this with. Okay. You did it right at the beginning. We've lost, we've lost two hosts and we've gained two producers. Oh, my God. Like, what is happening? What is happening?

This is what happens when our producer is on a call to China. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're, we're escaping. We're seeking political asylum in China. Yeah. That's going on. That sounds, I'm trying to, you know how people, will they go, like, if something feels authoritarian, they go like, what are we China?

I'm doing it now when things work well. Yeah. When a train runs on time, I'm like, what are we China? Oh, pretty good. Now, what shoes are you wearing there? I was doing a taping, so it didn't, like, do the outfit for the pose. Right. So it's just probably regular Nike's.

You kind of hit that shit. I did. I did. You really did. Now that we see it back to back, I really did. You kind of hit that shit. And it's the facial expression for me. That's, you really hit that.

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Someone's just so gay jacent. Yeah. Oh, that's a new term for that. The other term that was used that you mentioned was Stragut. Oh, yeah, someone was, I just remember way back, and this was, this was earlier where just a couple of people were annoyed by my behavior. Someone said, like, we need to put a stop to this stragg it. And that was the first I learned of that word. And then some people said, you shouldn't say that word.

I've heard it quite a bit in my community. I do feel, though, that the hate also comes from being a theater kid, because it's a lot. It is a lot. It's a lot. Yes. I cannot deny that. That's a lot. There are definitely, I'm not going to say, like, theater kids are oppressed, but there's definitely.

Not enough. Oppressed, not enough, I think. There's some attitudes out there by some people. This isn't going to help anything, but it's Marvin and falsettos, and he leaves his wife for his male best friend. And it's such a good musical. But if we're going beyond that Bobby and Company, another possibly gay character, and then Guido in nine, a very straight Italian man. And that is one of the top three.

My husband makes movies. He makes them. This is why I said we should not have rocked here. We should not have brought care. They are a theater kid. I sang that song for one of my recitals. Oh, are you still doing stuff? No, well, we, so we, he pursued a comedy route.

I was like theater route. We met almost decade ago and then went through the trials and tribulations of Los Angeles. He started doing content right at the turn of COVID. Uh-huh. And then I started a couple years ago. And once I started doing it, I was like, you know what? I'm kind of over.

I'm back in voice lessons. And I took a decade off. So I'm getting back. You're getting back. How is it? Because it's rough out there. Our friends who are in the industry are still like. Oh, I'm not like going to do the non-union touring production of Elf the musical.

I'm going, hey, I can sell tickets. And now you have to hear me. sing a song too. Yes, you're like, I'm somebody now. Okay. Yeah. But I don't want to be the bad comedian in the play, in the movie, in the musical. I don't want to like, I, I have a high bar. I would question my, I would really doubt myself. We recently saw Glenn Gary Glenn Ross, which had a bunch of amazing comedians in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bob Odenkirk. I had some complaints about the production. Oh, wait, so you, okay. I can't, I can't. Here's the one that bar the most was was was was kieran colkin who has the most power his hair the fact that he didn't

get a haircut for this piece and had kind of his foe hawk he i did not buy him as as some guy who's who's getting the leads he looked like the guy who when he walked off stage he put his hands up like this and his assistant put 20 bracelets on each arm that's not if you can't get the haircut if you're too famous and i get it to get the haircut to make the piece work maybe you don't want so that the haircut totally took you out it's there was something to me that really really indicated you a lack of committal yeah and this was like the you did you got this award let's get let's get this one an agency move yeah and and i just think it could have been more great actor successions one of my favorites here's what i think about karen i i do love karen i think he kind

of plays the same character and i sometimes hate that accusation but kieran has talked about how he has no process or anything he's like i just do it And I think he's really good, but I also think that with Glenn, Gary, Glenn Ross, especially when I compare him to Out Pacino. And it's like, I hate to do the film. I saw that production. No, I saw the film. I saw the revival that he, I think Pacino did it, but a different part.

I'm pretty sure. I saw Leves Schreiber as Pacino's part. He's just got, he's just like a little gritty. He's just, I mean. Speaking of process, what would your process be right to prepare for? I mean, right now I'm just trying to act well as myself. I'm not, I used to want to be, I wanted to be like Daniel Day Lewis. Right.

And I, I did, who's recently returned to, who's recently returned to a son's film. Yeah. But I did, I was in an acting company and you had to pick a real life person and then inhabit that person for, for like, you know, but you're supposed to, you're supposed to bring it out in public. That was the thing. Yeah. And I was such. Yeah. I should have.

I was such a fan of Daniel Day Lewis. Oh. I picked, no, not him. Oh. I picked a character that he played. a real person, Christy Brown. You know who Christy Brown is? My left foot.

Oh, my God. Did you do Daniel Day Lewis? Method acting, Christy Brown? I did. I did the same technique. And, and, by the way, before it was a comedian, there was nothing funny about it. I wasn't doing anything in mockery. I was studying people who had cerebral palsy.

I practiced with my left foot. I had, I had my girlfriend, like, in character. Wow. She was an actor to, can we pull this up to see? Because I have no. Oh, not. I didn't film this. I was like, oh, my God, there's video of me doing.

No, he wants, he doesn't know what my left foot is. No, no, my left foot. My left foot trailer. I mean, he could only operate his left foot. Right. Did you choose not to pay Abraham Lincoln because he almost died from not having modern medication? I think this was before, this was before Lincoln I come out. Yeah, yeah, just a long time ago when it was okay.

Oh, okay. So is this, so by today's standards, is it ableist? Oh, yeah. And there's not even an excuse of like, well, there's a flashback where he is. He astounded audiences in my beautiful laundrette. Oh, this is like talking about, in the unbearable lightness. Damn, they're really selling this by just. You know why they're doing this or being like, this guy isn't disabled, actually.

Just wait, wait, wait, so explain it again. We do you see how disabled he looks. You had to pick somebody that you are. That I wanted to portray and then do Meisner exercises as that, that physical adjustment this is christie brown my son jeez a story of remarkable ingenuity becomes a triumph of the human spirit oh my left foot the true story of christie brown oh my god go on make your mark born into a stricken body He is really good.

What did you do to get into the body of his kids? So first, first the rumor, this is that they say he did it for six months straight. He lost a lot of weight. He broke his bottom two ribs. He wouldn't drop for the thing. But like there's a scene in the beginning where he takes a record out of a, all with his left foot and like puts it on the thing. And he did it so well he could do it, you know, for real. Like Christy Brown did.

So I studied it for, you know, maybe two weeks. And I would practice at home just like, it was very physically. you know, exhausting to do so. Putting a record on a player with your foot. I wouldn't do that, but it was just like I would practice just, right. Just, I mean, everything, everything. At one point, my girlfriend, who again, intense actor, too, like, I was like, give me a shower. No.

Because I was Daniel Day Lewis. I was fucking like, it was, he doesn't. You were committed. No. I was committed. I was committed. Not committed. Did she give you the shower?

Yeah. Wow. Because she also understood. Wait, wait, wait. So you straight. for two weeks did that not for like the full so i did it for like a couple hours a day because i had to go to class still and we had a show we were working on but then you're supposed to take your character in public the whole thing is like are you connected enough that you do it for real and and so we got a

wheelchair off of craigslist and it wasn't like it wasn't it was a little too small but that's so terrible but we we went out to we went out to a meal and she she fed me for the meal and And then, by the way, when I did the exercise in class, the teacher cried and stood up and said, no one thought it was a bad idea even slightly. That's how different things were viewed. She stood up, applauded. She never stood up and said, if you keep working like this, there's no way you can't succeed. And that's, and I don't know, three months later, the mood shifted culturally. And it was like, what they're full?

Like right after? No, it was probably like four years. later, I'm trying to think what was the first, like, one where people were like, wait, what the fuck is this? Oh, man. There's always something like that where people go back and they're like, Bradley Cooper playing elephant man where he just went. But they do that in productions on of that show.

Cuba Gooden Jr. and radio, I think was a good line of demarcation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe people just hated Bradley Cooper. But people, but people always do this with like Robert Dine Jr. They're like, well, he did blackface. And you're like, yeah, but he did it. He did it.

He did it well and right, and it was like it was a different thing. And yeah, no, that's not even, no, that's, that's criticizing blackface. It is, but it's a lot of blackface within the criticism of it. That's fair. What about Dustin Hoffman and Rain Man? Has that got any? No, it doesn't have it got in trouble for other things. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, people, people who looked past his Rain Man performance, his celebrated Rain Man performance. Are you supposed to go? No. Wow. No. Oh. Yeah, poor lady. Yeah, she was an test actor too.

I mean, we were at a time where like what I did was, it was like, wow. It was brilliant. She respected the work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Respected the work for sure. So that's what I wanted to be. That was, I mean, Daniel DeLewis is the god. Well, he just came out, what was it yesterday, and he was defending.

Method acting, like, became such an abused term. You know who else? You know who else did one of these is Gary Olman and twinkle toes. Oh, you made a character with... Oh, have you never seen Gary Ollman and Twinkleto? No, I haven't seen Twinkled Toes. No. Oh, no.

I know what you're talking about. This is... This is... This is the opposite of... This is another method character. Maybe Gary O'Monan shouldn't have... This is... Listen, I mean...

It's the same as... You've never seen this trailer? No, I've never seen this trailer. Tiptoes, that's it. Yeah, go ahead and play this. Oh, my God, tiptoes. Go ahead and play this trailer. Well, you have to play the sound as well.

The full scope of the character. I've got to get going. Right the second? Wild buzz. Hey, sweetie. This is more data than you. Yeah. There's one small problem.

I'm wrong. No. No way. Yes. No way. You know what I was wrong. His knees are in his shoes? Yes.

No way. You're kidding me. No. Just care of the doors. Whatever. Or bring them together. I thought you were also representing the other Gary Holden one where he's like, Dressel.

And not Blackfings, like, whatever that is. Oh, my God. Do you think for the whole shoot, he wouldn't get off his knees? I don't know, but I think he was method about this role. I mean, he did the work. That is, he's wearing knee pads. I mean, the wall couldn't look natural. Isn't this what Peter Dinklage wanted?

Is that what he said exactly? Yeah, I think he said just about the opposite of that. Peter Tingis said tiptoes is actually the ideal scenario. It's exactly what I want. No, no. I'm just, I think he was. Oh, we have a producer back. Well, a little thing about me is that I love Cash App.

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Yeah. Yeah. Like that people. I don't know. These conversations, they're evolving. What's the what's the what's the what's the what's the thing? What's the proper term? The PC.

I don't know. Like little people. Little people. Okay. Yeah. Little people like they always get like little people roles or something and they should be like cast not type castes like little people like noms or whatever. And then that was like a major burden to the economy of little people actors. Yeah.

Even other very famous little people like. Hornswoggle from the WWE, if you know who he is, basically came after Peter Dinklage and was like, shut up, we want these roles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We very publicly said that. So, yeah, I think, well, Peter Dinklage is probably the most visible. Yeah, for sure.

A little actor, and he has been able to play roles outside of really, you know, stereotypical. Was to have Gary Oldman play all seven. They're like, you know what? Never mind. We're going to bring Gary Oldman in. No, because that's what happened when they did CGI, I'm pretty sure, for, like, the White Walker or something, right? It did.

But it's always complicated, but I can understand, I can understand what it's like where, where if, if you never look at little people for other roles, then they never have the opportunity. And Peter Dingledge, I think, has certainly, like, a trailblazed playing roles that are not dependent on him being a little person, like to his credit. And he was saying he wanted more of that type for other little actors, not. just him he didn't want to be the only person yeah and then hollywood responded by being like bet no more no more little people being hired ever i guess so i guess yeah i mean that's that's hollywood you can't look to hollywood for any kind of like nuance and that showbiz baby i remember when like when keenan said on sara night live where he was like i'm not going to play black women anymore he said i'm done with that and i think it's like that kind of it's like you know you could

respond go like so you're not going to have any black women characters on the screen like no the goal is you hire some black women women yeah on the show yeah but it can backfire yeah now they they don't have any right now yeah and then uh what's his name Tyler Perry's over here like couldn't be me uh-huh uh-huh Tyler Perry's got some so I mean I'm excited for Medea goes to space I think it's gonna you see that strip club video no he like there was some video that you know because all the the rumors are that that he's gay and there was some video of like him like at a strip club you know just just like it just looked very

clean of like, hey, look, he's at the striped up. He's doing the Ariana Glade's home. Yeah. I'm like, eat a pussy or cut the shit out. Oh, shit. You know, I for one am glad

men like you are out here showing that you can also be. They're saying people like Harry's styles and or me that you're leaning into it to cultivate a family. base and maybe maybe you're playing with the the possibility of maybe you are but at the same

time people think Taylor Swift is gay and like people are going to put on their own thing don't know actually we're not allowed to talk about Taylor Swift on this podcast I know I think that's the one clip I saw recently I'm a gay let's not open you're a gayler yeah but look I'm saying I'm saying like all I'm saying is that no one I don't think anyone could really accuse Taylor Swift of gay baiting in the same in a similar sense Right, but I... I'm worried everything I say you disagree with, but...

So actually, we won't bring up the Pride parade and what was that, 2016, I think? Yeah, also... We won't bring that. Also, no, I have new evidence for the Gaylor conspiracy. No, no, no, no.

Have you guys seen? No, no. No. With peace and love, it's actually sweet. Shut the fuck up. God damn it. I just really want to...

Shut up! All right. Okay. He really wants to say. Look at this man. What's the queer, famous person that she was, that recently came out? No, not Carlislaus.

That recently came out and was like, oh, Taylor Swift basically goes on GoFundMe and just like maxes out. Ruby Rose, yeah. And that's strange that they're just like sitting on a couch together on the iPad. I liked the new album. They had iPad time together and she can oversee what Taylor Swift is like maxing. out on GoFundee campaigns. Wait, that was the part that stood out to you, not the fact that Taylor's

there and goes there. No, that part's fine. She's a billionaire. She's very nice. That's great. But also, maybe gay, because who sits close enough? I have iPad time with everybody. Yeah?

Honestly, if your phone's out right now, I'm looking at it. Do you hate this man? You can't stop me. Are you secretly? You know what? It's just me. I'm the one who's advancing these conspiracies. Imagine if, you know, when Zoron goes like billionaire shouldn't exist.

if Cuomo said, what about Taylor Swift? Oh, I mean, that would have been funny. That would have been he does not have a prepared answer for them. No, you're right. Then I'm going to have to disavow him. They're going to be coming into my fucking stream being like, do you disavow your boy Zoraamam

Donnie for saying Taylor Swift shouldn't exist? And yes, the answer is yes. Yeah. Wait, no, she should exist just with less money. I didn't say that. I think as a powerful woman, she deserves all of them. She deserves mold. No, we were saying yes to condemning Zoram Dhani.

To be clear. Yes, we are condemning. We are condemning. We are condemning. Parathetical Zoram Dani saying Taylor Swift should not exist. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he shouldn't freaking say that.

That's freaking messed up. I know I'm conflating a lot of things in my head, but thinking of the 9-11 thing, I just thought about a 9-11, but it's Taylor Swift's private jet is the cause of him. I just seeing that visual in my head. What is wrong with you? I'm not saying,

I'm not saying anything about it. It's just, I'm saying these things. You had a vision? I think, no, I just I was, Zeron, what is the song Mohamed after

singing as he is commandeering Taylor Swift's private jet? Sometimes we have inside thoughts, you guys. Okay.

Will is going to kill himself. No, I'm going to be killed. No, Will has nothing to do with the when my head gets put

in your mailbox. Then that's the 9-11 you'd say America deserved. Just to, just to change the narrative on this. Okay, speaking

at which, okay, Germargo's talking about the fact that, the New York mayoral debate just took place. We just watched it live. And in the debate, Andrew Cuomo brought your boy's name up twice.

Yeah. Twice. There's no way he needed to bring up a second time. Yeah. Him bring up a second time was definitely like, oh, shit, I can't think of the next talking point. Yeah. And he brought my name up next to Hamas.

Like the things that Zara Mamdani must condemn was Hamas. In that order. and the third thing. When white people start hitting the... Probably little Debbie's cakes. They lean in. They go, that felt good. That felt foreign.

If he didn't list a third that's actually going to drive me nuts, rule of it. No, the third was Hassan Pike. Hamas, Hassan, Hassan. That was his three. It was Hamas Hassan Pikeger and like globalized the Intifada,

I think. Here, Liz, we have a clip of it, of our reaction to it in the moment. Mr. Sliwa, we will get to you. First, I'm going to ask a question of Mr. Cuomo. While you are a strong supporter of Israel, you have also been, slow to develop a relationship with the city's Muslim community.

You have called Mr. Mandani a terrorist sympathizer. How do you assure those New Yorkers, especially Muslims and Arabic New Yorkers, that you will be a mayor for all? You'll have one minute. Well, first, I think the assemblymen created the perception himself. Why wouldn't he condemn Hamas? Why wouldn't he condemn Hassan Piker? Why do they take a second night for the first time for him to say it? He still won't.

That's awesome. That's awesome. That's wild, dude. I still can't even believe it. I forgot how close it was to Hamas. Yeah. Yeah. These things are, you know, did Hassan do October 7?

I don't know. Maybe 9-11 he might have done it. Like, that's the word association that he was going off of, which I think is really funny because, like. I think it probably worked. Yeah. There was a tweet I retweeted it. Someone was like, Zoron. was like leading at 52% now in the debate and it's almost like, well, this is all before he

refused to condemn Hassan Piker, which is so, which is so dumb. I'm imagining like a like an aunt furiously Googling like Hassan Piker and not even being able to figure out how to spell it and then arriving at like my my progress pick or something on the internet. Well, as I was saying earlier is my kind of getting a temp on on like middle aged liberals is I always just ask my mom like what do you think

yeah yeah yeah she's a avid New York Times reader in those comments really is a what she has the middle age liberal like my mom has MSNBC on all day she is CNN but be huge like she probably sends me

three New York Times articles a day she'll send if he's in any of them And I'll just be like, what did you think? Did she like my Ross doubt that performance? She said that you did a good job. She said the comments seemed to also be. Yeah. They were, they were daggering him.

But that's how I get my reading things, you know, what's going on with the wine moms. Sure, sure. That's good. That's worse. Yeah. There's worse to be held. She listened to The Daily. She said, she goes, I'm not in cast stuff.

Oh. Yeah, my mom's also a type of person who. Elite is. Wait, do you hate the Daily? No, no. I listen to the Daily. Oh, I listen to the Daily. No, she likes to call.

I like things that you like. We have commonalities. I just don't know if you do. I do the daily. I heard the thing you said about Taylor Swift. I didn't say anything bad. I'm a big, I'm neutral. I'm very neutral.

You don't even like Carousel the way I like Carousel. I love Carousel sing the whole goddamn show. Right now, let's do it. My boy, Bill. You want to do it? I don't know it that well. Okay, how about in my own little heart. No, no, no.

Keep the conversation. What's your favorite? A musical? He doesn't like anything. Come on, you don't know anything? No. My mom wanted me

to be gay. I am the living, breathing proof that you cannot not be gay. How did they get completed? You cannot. You cannot make someone gay. I'm living breathing proof of it

because she made me watch all the musicals. Okay. What is it? The sound of music. The sound of music. Don't pretend like you don't know the sound of music.

He just had its 50th anniversary. I have been live for eight hours. The sound of the hills are alive. Okay, keep going. The first porn I watched was The Halds have thighs. Chicago. Yeah. Yeah.

Andrew Lloyd Weber is great. He is great. He is great hits. Woke killed it, but he was a good guy. He lived in the Trump Towers. Anyway, I never watched cats. Oh, that's bad. Some of these are real basic, unfortunately.

There's like more one, there's like, there's like more fucked up ones. I was going to be like, let me tell you the fucked up musical. Sweenie Todd is a good one, for example. That's like a good one. There's like a good one. Spring Awakening. That's why we'll like. What was the one with the, with the poor guy who steals bread?

Aladdin. Yeah, Le Mises. Aladdin, no, Le Miz. Is that not Aladdin as well in front of the bed? You know what? Very fair. Yeah. Very fair.

Oh, no, Les Miserat. He is the poor guy who steals the bread. Aladdin is one. You could be Valianian. Couldn't you see him as Valjean? Yeah. John Valjean. Could I picture?

He couldn't hit a no if it was in front of his face. Yeah. You can't see one day more. Give me one day more. Hit one day more. I don't know. I feel like you have to play it. I have pressure.

I have too much pressure. How is that song? One day more. That's it. You ended a little week. Okay, but honestly. But I can do opera voice. I've done it before.

I've done it before. I hate what he does. Is it? Can I tell you something and you're not going to believe it? That you hit that note with that space with no training, you have a talent. Oh, thank you. And I think you're pursuing the wrong things. Wait, I have never heard you do that before.

What was that? That was an F sharp. I bet you that's an F sharp. I don't know any of that stuff. I'm like a, I'm like a peasant that grew up in a barn and then I just discovered that I can make this noise with my mouth. That was an A flat, I think. Hold up. That was a B flat.

That was a B flat. That's extremely high. That was really powerful. I can't hear it a B flat. Yeah. Can us on do a scale? What? It'll be fun.

What is a scale? A scale? You have to sing the note that he plays. I can't. I don't know how to do that. I just match it. Like. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Wow. Wow. Did that work? I don't know.

If only you'd found us out sooner in life. I know. No, I was in a choir when I was like, when I was super young and we were supposed to go to China and my parents wouldn't let me go to China on the trip. And that's when I quit the choir because I was like, this is bullshit. Like I wanted to go to China. What songs are you singing? Were you singing like Christiani songs?

No, no. I'm in Turkey at this point. Oh, in Turkey. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, Danny Boy, explicitly. I want to hit it. I want to hear him sing Pover. Why don't you start with something a little more reasonable than the greatest singer to ever live?

Just to start off there to see. Is that good? Those are all the right notes. Keep going. It's powerful. I'm telling you those are A's A's A-N-I'm telling you those are A's and you're a tenor. We take out a little bit of like the pushing. And we've got something to work with.

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Truly, that's the thing. But I also think, like, people can do impressions sometimes, and you can do some they can manipulate. Like, I can't do impressions, and I don't think I was a great thing. Judy, Judy, do it, do it, yeah. Mike Trump. No, do your Britney Spears. No, come on.

Come on. Please, I've never seen them. She did bring me on a cruise vote. Do Obama. Do Obama. No. Yeah. Do Obama.

Do Obama. Oh, wait. Do Obama. America. Wow. Wow. Please can you sing a moment? Do your Christy Brown.

My Trump is America. Wow. Do you see the nuance? She's doing the work. We got to take her on tour. Thank you. I can't. Will does really good impressions.

No. Yes, you. Oh, please. Come on. I don't. Yes, you have. Come on. I don't want to do impressions.

Come on. I hate that. Fine, I'll sing, I'll do my Celine Dion impression. Okay, she just only wanted to do that. Yeah. She was about to do Britney too. Do Britney.

I was trying to encourage you. I'll do gold bloom, which I don't do anymore. Okay. If you do one though. I feel like you naturally have a gold bloom. I worked on it. And then it like bled into my,

you hear it in my regular thing now. I feel like you could do a, John Mullaney. I did for a little. But if I do it too much, it literally, it bleeds. I steal musicality, kind of. It just, so I don't listen to it too much. So you go first.

All right. What do you want? What's the menu? The menu, pretty much every. I don't want to do this. Can I tell you why this is so absurd? Because he eats, Bree sleeps impressions all day long. But all my impressions are like characters I made up.

they're all like Shather and Batman No you do do Christopher Walken Christopher Walken's the most basic Come on Good night moon Good night spoon

Good night cow Jumping Over the moon Very good Thank you Thank you All right let's hear of Goldblum What's a

Hmm I got green eggs and ham I have I do not like Green eggs and ham I do not like them As ham I am In a box, I will not eat them in a box, I will not eat them with a fox.

So good. That's why I didn't want to do it. He's blowing down the water. No, you did great. I don't know who Goldblum is. Jeff Goldblum. What? Jeff Goldblum.

Oh, yes, I do now. Jurassic Park. I know I know him. Life finds a way. I know him. Yeah, you got there. Okay. Now I see it.

Now you know. You've got potential kid. Thank you. Thank you. He's such a handsome man. I was just about to say that as well. Yeah, he like, he aged like fine wine. You know who else I think is like hot

in his age and I sometimes look at him and I'm like, you know, I hope I age like that. Mark Maren. I think Mark Maren is like, this is gay baiting. I don't know who he is. I think Mark Barron's like really hot.

No, he's a good looking. Yeah, I get it. No, you see that you could age in that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he looks good for his age. Like he has. aged well into his... I think John Stewart still looks a lot.

Oh, but do you see young John Stewart? Yes. When you see the young John Stewart, you're like, you're like, oh, you were talented, but you were like, you look at young Seth, Seth Myers, young Jimmy Fallon, you're like, oh, you were all hot too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Young John Stewart was incredibly attractive.

Yeah. Like, there's the one, I'm thinking of the one black and white picture where he's like sitting on a couch. I saw it recently. I was like, damn, this motherfucker. I think that was the one maybe, potentially. Yeah, he's... Where I was like, oh, I get why he made it in Hollywood.

Like, I understand. Okay, keep it in your pants. What the hell? She's gooning. Hottest guy in that age bracket, though? It's Mads, Michaelson. Oh, yeah. That's sure.

That's not even a question. It's the hottest older guy. Did you see that picture that was going around the other day? It was apparently an old anti-smoking PSA and it was all pictures of animals with cigarettes. Yeah, they look so cool. They look so cool. well i mean joe camel famously was very cool yeah i used to make my own pair collect the camel cigarette boxes

so i could get the merch yeah i was like why would you give animals cigarettes because they look when i was in uh when i was in istanbul i don't really smoke but like when i was in istanbul and you're outside and everyone smoking a pack throughout the dinner i know it was really romantic it's very special it was so cool i smoked so much in europe oh you did you rip some lung darts Oh, yeah. Oh, I did. I did. And I didn't have a pack either because I was really, I was really. You'll ask for a cigarette, though, and they'll just give you their pack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I went to Armenia, I was like, I would ask for one cigarette.

You went to Armenia? I've been there a few times. The fuck? Why? I've also been to Turkey as well. Why Armenia? To just smoke cigarettes over there. Wait, no, that makes no sense. Give me the real reason why you went to Armenia. She has friends over there. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not getting real Turkish with it for no reason. I'm just like, it's just such random place to be like, I'm not. I loved it.

I loved Istanbul so much. It was one of the best stops. I loved Istanbul as well. I did the full Turkish baths with like two guys. Like it hurt. Well, not with you guys. I'm going to say it.

I did not like Turkey. I did not like Istanbul. Why? I got food poisoned and then I got the absolute shit beat out of me with a piece of spruce. They beat the food poisoning out of you. No. Oh, you mean that the Turkish bath?

Yes. Yeah. You enjoyed that. Yeah. It felt like I did something. Maybe I was at the wrong Turkish bath, but I was surrounded by rather portly men. And I feel like they didn't want me there.

With calloused hands and they're supposed to beat the shit at you. Like I shouldn't be there. And I feel like the guy who's given me the spruce gave me a little extra. I feel like he really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there were a few times I was like, but that would certainly be a job you'd take if you enjoyed it. Yeah, yeah.

You know, you got to, if you go to the Turkish bathhouse, yeah, he's going to fuck you up. Or if you go to a Turkish barber, he is going to also fuck you up. Yeah. Really? Yeah, apparently they burn you and they put their wiener on you.

There's a word for them putting their wiener on you. What are you talking about? They rest their sack on their shoulder. No, you're just your dick. You're just, guess your dick for what purpose? I don't know why this is a...

Where do you want him to put it? In his pants? But like, is this like before the trim during... During the trim? They'll... Is it to keep? keep you like from moving. You're like, don't move.

I think it's a, I don't know what it is, but it's just like a pecking order thing. Yeah, it's a, it's a, wait, is this just a real thing to establish. So you're like, it's like a meme in Turkey that you're like, avoid the barber trying to put and I believe the Turkish word is the word for a parrot resting, right? No, Daiamak means like to lean, like to really lean into it. Can I say, maybe this is this thing about like, to me, I'm like if that was offered and it was extra, I go, please, I'm here. When in Turkey, put a cock on my shoulder.

You got to get all the cultural. You're going to get a suck the dick or get out of here for that one for sure. Well, it's not suck the dick. It's just rest the dick. No, I know. But if it's a callback. Just put your shoulder in your pussy or like? No, no, just males.

Okay. Just males. I've never had a female barber in Turkey. So I don't know. Maybe they do put their pussy on you. That would have been a formative experience. Cultural differences, really. Yeah.

But yeah, no, they do the full service. they like light your shit up they fucking there's one turkish barber that goes extra crazy on ticot where he will literally like massage your entire upper body like take your shirt off march you got to pull this up i have a real pleasure watching i love it indian shave videos oh yeah because they all yes they it's like they'll be like 10 rupee shave and they also beat the ever-loving shit out of you yeah it's just part of the experience i don't know why who's who decided this. Who was the first psycho barber that was like, I'm going to

fuck dudes up. I think that's a male thing. It's just like, it's, it's very intimate. And then you're like, I got to hit you. I got to hit you. I got to put my dick on your shoulder to make clear this is not sexual. Oh, the guy with the mustache. The guy with the mustache, not that one. The guy with the mustache, the second row. Second row. Yeah. Second row. He looks

with the Turkish. Yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy. He even has a Turkish flag on. He's. It's like an ASMR video. I love it. I love it. Let's see if he goes all the way, though. Sometimes he doesn't, but sometimes he will literally take your t-shirt off and lather

your entire body. See, that move does not seem Oh my God. I don't know if any of that's necessary. When people get facials, they do all sorts of weird shit too. You got like a facial. It feels like he's about to spin in your mouth.

Facials feel like they're painful. Like, I think it just makes the blood flow or whatever. I thought there's going to be like punching him in face. No. What's that called? Boxing. That's a nice night.

Yeah. What? It's like a BDSM joke. I get freaky over here. Some thoughts are inside thoughts. Finally, you get it. Traditional Turkish barbers in the U.S. Oh, yeah.

There's seven years on fire to burn here. Oh, I've done this. I've done this on the nose. That's a rough one. Oh, and it's. Oh, it's. Awesome. I haven't told, don't do that.

You want some notes. those hairs. Yeah. Is that a tattoo along his hairline? I believe so. What remained of his hairline in the past probably? Pull up a nice Indian shave too. Yeah, who gets a tattoo of like my hairline was once here? Right. A placeholder.

I mean, it makes sense if you're like just losing it at first you can maybe like tattoo it in a little bit but then after a while it's just going to completely go away. They have a lot where people do the polka dots all over their head. You've never seen that? Yeah, go down to the shampooing one. I think that's, yeah.

This is kind of the vibe. I love these. No, not my ears. Just a little bit number two. Number two. So short but not too short, hopefully. Very nice. I'll tell you what, my man's actually quite good, you know.

Full on floor brush. Oh, that's intense. That's strong. You must be good at fingering birds, mate. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. What's that? Oh, no.

What's he putting up in air? It smells, oh, whoa. Do you feel nice or? No. Does it feel like it at all? Okay, that's enough. That's enough. No, not my ears, don't go with me ears.

Oh, God, what are you doing that for? You've done a fantastic job. It sounds like heaven to me. This is so nice. Really? It really does. I feel like you either get the worst headache after that or no headaches ever again.

Oh, God. Oh, God. That's enough. That's enough. You nearly brought my finger, mate. Finish, finish, finish. Yeah, he's just taking revenge for what the British did. True.

Yeah. Oh, man. Fuck my shit up and really did it. Anyway, what else is happening in everybody else's weeks today, huh? We've had a long week, QDy. This is where I talk about my week. Yeah. We do it every week.

Yeah. Isn't it awesome? Well, we'll see. So I haven't done much But I really appreciate you guys giving me the floor We went to chapel She always makes it about her, you know I mean she did say it's just like crazy

It just feels like she always does this She's not even she doesn't go here She doesn't go on this podcast How was Chappel wrong? It was good, it was very overwhelming It was my first festival Oh wow That's a big undertaking

I heard you somehow went to a music festival without knowing it was a music festival. Yeah, it was fucked up. You thought it was one concert? Yeah, no, well, it was one concert. Uh-huh. But she sold the tickets as the Rose Bowl,

and then you walk past the Rose Bowl stadium, and it's on the golf course behind it. Oh. Yeah, that was a surprise. In our own words, this is my worst nightmare. Yeah. Also, getting into the Rose Bowl, those tunnels are long.

No, it was, what tunnel? What? Going into the Rose Bowl. They went outside of it. Oh, you never went in the hole. Yeah. Yeah. Who else was performing at the festival?

Trixie. Nice. Another drag queen. Mattel? What did she do? Trixie Mattel? Yeah. What did she do?

Does she sing? She dances. Really? I didn't know that. Like on her own. You don't know what drug queens do? No, I just, maybe,

maybe I'm just my mind's narrow about like a musical show, but it was like she did like. No, she was like Chapel's opener. That's very cool. And she did. Yeah, she did. Yeah, that's what I was that. So, drag queen sing.

Oh, oh. I saw a video. I saw a video of Chalbarone Uh-huh She said fuck ice Were you there when she did that? Yeah And we said fuck eyes

So I have a question for you Everyone went crazy What the fuck is that E-T thing that she's holding? That's her little doll She just has it She's quirky Yeah, it's her little guy

Can you pull that up So it was She's good Because I like ice She's incredibly talented I would do anything for her Yeah Yeah

Like go to a music festival Yeah It's your worst nightmare Well that's because For the record My history with music festivals was the country music festival at Mandalay Bay. Oh, wow. And so that's why I don't want to go to music festivals.

Wait, hold on, hold on. To be clear, she didn't go. But I was supposed to go. She was supposed to go. I had tickets and I was sitting in my hotel. Yeah, that's scary. And then we were like, oh, let's head over. Let's head over.

And then you were like, someone's shooting. And we were like, Stephen Paddock was shooting at the country. Yeah. Oh, my God. That was the one where. So I decided I couldn't go to music festivals. You were supposed to go? Yeah, we had tickets and everything.

And why didn't you go? We were just lolly gagging. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was a good lolly gag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But everyone knew we were going because I was down there for a conference. Everyone, it was my, my coworker, she was like a 40-year-old awesome lady. And she wanted someone to go with.

And I was like, I will go with you. But then I'm late to everything. Were you going to go later that night? She wanted, well, she wanted, she was going to go without me because I was being like, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. But then we ended up just like, I think.

I think I fell asleep in her hotel and you went see and then the next morning we woke up and our phones were flooded everyone thought I was dead because I wasn't replying because I didn't yeah yeah yeah because I didn't go yeah Dan Belzarian would have saved you have you ever seen that video of Dan Bolzarian also at the no music festival where he's like give me a gun right now and it's really funny all the law enforcement people are like dude what the fuck are you doing I didn't see that it was weird though and then the conference center that we were at is what got turned into the morgue oh my god wow so I I don't really like festivals.

I think you earned your trauma on that one. Yeah. What the fuck is that thing? It looks like a gremlin. Does it talk? No. No. But she did put it on a t-shirt.

She said she had it from, like, her New York show. Pause. It looks like a gremlin. Is it a gremlin? It's a little guy. It's a little guy. I think it's a little dragon baby. Pull up gremlins.

What's the story behind this thing? How does she introduce it? She didn't really tell a story. She just held it and expected us to understand. Yeah, it looks like a gremlin. It does look like a gremlin. Yeah, she could have put it down before the floor of the statement. My name is Shigella.

Chigella. Shigella. Let me put this gremlin down real quick to make a serious comment about ICE and Donald Trump. I'll pick it up right after that. Okay. It's also the name of a bacteria. No, first of all, Shigella had to be there. Okay.

Because ICE is after Shigella. Shigella is an undocumented migrant. We tell by the name. Yeah. We don't know where Shigella's from. But yeah, Shigal has just been on tour with her. Literally an illegal alien. And Shigella was in a few of the graphics.

She did great. But then as soon as we left, I went to the ER and got a CT scan. It was awesome. She did tell me she wasn't going to. I got a text thing. Wait, why did you get a C2 scan? After this concert? Yeah.

You never know when you're going to have a heart attack. Are you a hypochondri? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's one of my past times, unfortunately.

Happy OCD Awareness Month, everybody. It's also one of her current. And to the four people I've hit with my car. You're okay? Well, I'm not here. So maybe you said I've got a couple days left. Respectfully, this would not be my priority if my heart was going out. I want to be like, let me show up on Thursday.

That's crazy. I take offense to that. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Your ass better be on that seat. I feel like I've been very communicative about my feelings. You went to the music festival chapel.

Oh, you went to the emergency room. room was a blast. If you've never been at three in the morning, it's a great time in L.A. This guy, you're being facetious? No. This guy's there and he walks in and he's like, I need a CT of my jaw

because I think I broke it and the doctor's like, how'd you break it? And L.A., for some reason, none of the hospitals are made for people. And so you're just behind sheets. There's no rooms. There's just like sheets in like a closet and shit. That is a COVID protocol that they just kept

in place, I'm pretty sure. It's just weird. Emergency rooms. Where I'm from you, get a room or a bed, but not here. I think they probably triaged you and they were like, oh, she's fine. Yeah, they just

kept it as like, no, everyone had a sheet. Everybody. Yeah. Oh, wait. No, you mean like when you go into the major ER area and like there's, yeah, there's like little sheets between yeah. Oh yeah, that's not COVID overflow. This is normal. Some of your facilities have there. Yeah, I just don't. That's not what I'm used to.

What kind of, yeah, what kind of special? Washington. Go there sometime. Did they ask you, did they say like if you were so worried why did you go to the chaparone concert before coming here? I said, well, if I was going to die, I had to see Chappel. Okay. And Schmeagle. I would have been like, wouldn't you have?

Well, so this guy that's there, he's like, I need a CT of my face. And they're like, what happened? He's like, I got punched by Homeland Security. And then I'm like, well, Chappel just said fuck ice. So I was like, oh, fuck ice. And he was like, thanks. And I was like, you're welcome. And then anyway, they were like, oh, that sucks.

Like, do you want any pain meds? And he's like, no, I used to be an addict. I don't want any payments. And he's like, okay, would you do a big Tylenol? And he goes, will it make me autistic? And behind my sheet, I went, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then he was like, who was that laughing? He's like, the wizard of boss.

He's like, the crowd is warm at three of the morning. Do not pay attention to the woman behind the curtain. Yeah. So what was Ludwig doing? He was just. He was asleep in the chair next to me. Oh, he's sleepy. Yeah.

He said, I think he wanted to go to the next day and I said, I can't make it. No, you'll die. I thought I was going to die. I wasn't doing well. You can ask her. We're at chapel and I was like, why did you think you were going to die this time? Because I've been having heart palpitations in pain.

Okay. For about three weeks. Yeah. It shouldn't last that long. But like I feel like if you're alive after three weeks, that's kind of what I was telling myself. So then I went, I went. Well, the problem is, is I know my brain.

And so I went to an urgent care three days prior. And I got an EKG. I was like, as long as the EKG is fine, I'll be able to talk myself out of it. And then I go and the guy's like, well, you know, an EKG couldn't roll out an aortic dissection. And I was like, why would you say that to me? Did you tell them that you're like a hypochondriac? Yeah, I did. Like, I was very, I even.

They're farming you. The doctor was like, this is a good one. Well, it could be. Because I've been told I have caught, like, have you ever heard of tuberculosis? Right. Like, where's the laughing from the other night? These jokes are falling flat. I was like, where's, I was, I've had costo.

chondritis in the past, which is inflammation of your sternum that feels like a heart attack. And so I was like, I've had that before. And he was like, well, I don't know, let's do a chest x-ray. And I was like, okay. Oh, he put you through the full ringer. So it was as we were walking. Yeah, and then he called me back. And then she turns me, she's like, why would you just tell me that I should get a CT scam?

I was like, well, first of all, this is urgent care doctor. This is not your normal, you know. Bastard. They suggest all sorts of things, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But then I couldn't get out of my head. I took a lorazepam and everything.

oh my god but we have to real quick we're walking in and we're walking in and this lovely girl walks past sobbing her eyes out and so I go Girl Code and I look at Caroline because I have social anxiety so Caroline goes over to talk to her and

but like I was that signal so I feel like I helped and so then Caroline goes over and she's like are you okay and she's like I'm crying and she's like crying and hyperventilating a lot and then I was like do you need a laurazepam Because I have one, because I knew I was anxious.

Well, first, I was like, do you have an anxiety disorder? She said, yes. Yeah. Oh, do you take anything normally? And she said yes. She said at a van, which is Larazza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, oh, do you need one?

And she's like, she's like, yes, please. And the cops are right there. You're prescribing things to people at the hospital. It's girl code, though. Okay. No, no, this is a chapel. Oh, I see. Okay.

At the hospital. Yeah. The hospital. Yeah. You're like, let's back up a set. Sorry, we're at chapel. It's like when you let the teenager take care of the children for the moment. It was walking in, she gets the call.

I already know her anxiety is starting to spiral because the CT scan thing. This gesture you made was very close to this. And then this girl walks by and she's having a panic attack. So then I was sitting down. Wait, you guys pregame the Chapel Rhone with the CT scan? No, no. No, the CT scan was later. No, the urgent care doctor for three days prior called as we were walking.

It's a post game. It's an after party. With an other girlie who was having panic attack. So then we were dealing with her. past and then I'm like, I'm like, there's a bunch of cops right there and I'm like, can I give one? And they just like kind of look away. You ask the cops for, well, I just wasn't sure.

I didn't want to break the rules. I don't like breaking rules. Okay. Well, they were chill. They were chill. And so then she took one. And then Caroline was, and Caroline was like, do you want to hang out with us? If the cops arrested every white woman giving Larazepan

to another white woman, it'd be chaos. They might as well put up the gates right then and there and make it a prison. There's the future Andrew Cuomo wants for New York. Yeah, they would need infinite. So then Caroline was like, you can join us. Like, that's fine. And when Caroline had walked away at some point to get a water for the panic attack and girl starts telling me that she's just in a fight with her friends.

Okay. And so I'm like, uh-oh, this is more lower than I anticipated. Like I thought she was just upset and lost and having panic attack because there's a lot of people here. Turns out she's fighting. Well, she lost her keys in her phone and then her friends were like, there was a whole drama thing and she was staying at Airbnb. So I said to her, I was like, look, you came all the way here.

You got an Airbnb. be don't go back like here go to chapel how many times you're going to get to see her you know yeah where she found then i kind of invited her along with us but then she says oh i'm gonna i'm coming back tomorrow with my best friend to see chapel as well and i'm like what the fuck wait what if her vibes were bad and that's why her friends hated her that's what i started going through my head i was like i i feel like you guys are a perfect angel and demon on the shoulder like the the vibes that you brought i felt really bad for her though and then she said to me and she goes and after As she's crying, she goes,

Anna, I'm about to turn 33 and saying in a way of like, I go, I'm 33. And I think she immediately went, oh, you look like 27. I was like she looks 33. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, no, no, no, it's okay.

This is not me being like, I look old, but she was just really going through it. Yeah. You're okay on that front. Don't worry. Because this sounds like a lot, if I saw a guy, if I was going into, I mean, I saw Lady Gaga recently,

so they're, but. But if I saw someone crying, I'd be like, hey, you okay? Yeah. You should go. Come on. Come on. I'm not. But for you, it's beautiful.

It's a lot of weight that you took on. It's my fault. I signed her up for it. You medicated her. You convinced her. She insulted your age. She called, she was like, I'm almost you. I'm almost you.

And I don't want to. And it fills me with dread. I need medication to deal with it. But then she, you know, she said over and over and she goes, why are you helping me? That's what she kept saying. And that made me really sad. That made me sad that she was like, why are, you know, We've lost our sense of community in the United States of America.

And I want because you need help. I go, that's very sweet. And that's a beautiful note. Oh, sorry. But you're so old. Don't you have a family to go back home too? Okay, you have a plane to catch. Oh, yeah.

Anyway, to wrap it up, then though, she starts having. We walk in and we see that. We walk past Rose Bowl. See, it's a festival. I'm like, oh, shit. I don't want to hang out with girly pop. more because I'm too overwhelmed. I can't entertain. And I was getting that read from cutie. So I did turn around. I was like, hey, this isn't

me trying to get rid of you. I'm just like, I got to deal with what's going on here. And she was like, it's just like my bitch friends. You're leaving me too. Caroline goes to go pee. And so I'm standing with a stranger. And she goes, man, tonight's been crazy. I took Atavans from some random girl. And I go, what the f I'm like, yeah. Uh-oh. I was like, are you okay? I was like, what is going on here? These two 60-year-old women approached me and gave me drugs. These two old ladies. Happening.

But then she was... I don't even know why they're at chapel. She left. But I upgraded her ticket for free. Anyway, we're nice. Moral's story is, you know... Help strangers. Yeah.

Unless their vibes are bad. In which case it's appropriate to pull the... Her vats were not bad. And that's where we're going to end it because he has a flight to catch. He has a flight to catch. What would you like to promote

before we let you go? I'll watch my comedy special. Faith of Joy. Candace Owens loved one of the jokes. Yeah, you made a Holocaust joke. The rest are good. And then my podcast, The Downside. Listen to The Downside, and then I'm on tour.

Go see me on tour. Yeah. Thank you. Awesome. Thanks for coming. And we'll see you on the other side at patreon.com slash fear and. Peace. Caroline, you know this song.

Come on. Girlie bat. This is the song. Girlie bat. Boo. And then pop it, pop it. I don't have the pop. It's not my sure!

How does he do the pop? I don't even know. Mine's like a bundle. Yeah. This is a segment. Yeah. Before the segment, Austin sings every time. Austin sings.

And he has- And he wears the hat back there. He also has, yeah, he has his hat. He doesn't wear it. And then he also has QD TV, which is a segment where Qie A cutie, a cutie, a cutie, a cutie TV. A cutie!

Yeah! Austin won't let me just have a segment. He has to make a song for it. Doo-Doo-B-Doo-B-Dub-Dub-Doo. Do-Boo-Diboo. Do-Doo-a-Doo-a-Doo-a-Doo-a-Doo-a-Cootie TV! YOW!