Fear& - The Truth Behind The Streamer Awards | Fear&

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

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Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Unfortunately. Are you yawning? Unfortunately, not a lot of drama occurred this year at the Streamer Awards, which is unfortunately for us and the podcast that obviously does not care about even remotely even a little bit yeah because if she did she would have made some drama fucking happen i was so close to just like patreon thing oh no i'm gonna get there oh there is drama

internally in this there's drama in this podcast there was just not enough drama at the streamer awards which is like the first thing that I think is like fucked up of you. Should I just should I have like been like streamer of the year goes to Austin Show. Wajito. Like I just choose like. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Spice it up

so people yell at you so that we can talk about it and like then, you know, eyeballs on the fucking pod. There was not enough drama. I actually thought at one point I was just going to attack you on stage. Yeah, I was going to say slurs. Yeah. On camera. Because I say it on camera all the time.

Lud did attack Austin. Yes. Oh, true. There was drama. Ludwig, while he was showing me his shoe. While he was doing an ad placement, by the way. For his shoe. Lifted his shoe up

intentionally, kicked the microphone into my tooth and chipped my tooth. Wait, actually? I sustained very it's a very bad injury. You can see at one point in the broadcast, Austin cut this in, Marsh, is beat red. Yeah. Like he is red as the sun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because he is trying to deal with the fact that he's just been kicked in the face. And he loves his face. He doesn't know how badly chipped his tooth is. No, don't say that. He's even talking like this all day. He's like doing like the long look. Like as he's talking.

It was bad. Yeah. It was bad. But you know what? But I looked in the mirror. It was all good. Everybody, the producers were checking on me. You know what's crazy?

I heard this. I don't know if the camera picked it up. I don't know if the camera picked it up. He said the F slur quietly. While he was kicking you, he said it. Honestly, I wish I would have heard it. It would have turned me on. God, you are so horny for Ludwig. Oh my God, bro. I would have loved it. It is a problem.

I would have been like, say it harder. I don't know how you... You like this crock? I don't like say it harder. I don't know. I don't know how you can say it harder. Look at his lips. What is wrong with you? He is just

effortlessly sexy. I remember a time when he used to talk about us like that. We're old. We're your old flings. It's fine. You forgot about us. We're old potatoes. No, you're not old. We're your old flings. We're your old flings. It's fine. You forgot about us. We're yesterday's news. I still think about you guys, but

we've been friends for so long. It would just be weird. Alright, let's be divisive and cause drama. Judy, who was the best dressed of the three of us? It's not even a question. It was you, Will. Yeah, what? It was you. I was terribly dressed. That's not even remotely question. It was you, Will. Yeah, what? It was you. I was terribly dressed. That's not even remotely drama.

He was wearing a silver bow tie. It was the worst thing I've ever seen. It was atrocious. It was the worst thing I've ever worn to an award. I wish you smelled bad. Why don't I hire a stylist? I don't know. Because every year you complain about what you wear.

I wish you would come to Polo with us. I should have. I blew the budget on this year's last year when I spent $8,000 on a shirt that smelled. You spent $0 because you gave it back. Well, no, no, no. I exchanged it for another shirt. You guys want to hear something funny? Yeah.

So I bought vintage shirt studs from Polo with the intention of giving them to my dad, which I have now um but they were so vintage that when i pulled them out of the packaging they they made no sense to me they were just a hoop oh my god and i was like how do these work i've i've done the the screw ones i've done the pin ones and i called my guy polo and i was like dude i have no idea how these vintage studs go in and there was like a long pause and he's like i am so sorry i've never seen studs like that before in my life i have no idea what you do with them so when i got in my uber i was late i told you i had an outfit emergency it was it was my call time i'm late and i'm with my shirt wide open in the uber because

if you don't start it on youtube researching vintage shirt studs and i found out that this was a cutter pin stud which is a very rare stud and underneath the lining of the container there were these like metal springs that you wrapped around and then i used the temporary lining of the shirt to create a ribbon as a backing. So I was literally nude in the Uber with my YouTube trying to figure out these shirt studs as I was going through. But you did figure it out.

I did at the very last second. You pulled it off. Pulled it out. Typical. Yeah, you looked phenomenal. You did. I told the hair and makeup people, they said, how do you want your hair?

I said, Farrah Fawcett. Oh, they slayed. They slayed. They killed it. I was saying, you've been on Propecia for so long that you've grown more hair than you ever genetically were. I have like X-Men hair now. I can feed myself.

Yeah, literally. Yeah. Like you, you've crossed, you've beaten all of your genetic barriers. Do you think the show itself, like when you're sitting there watching it, is it too long? No. This year it was a bit long, I think. I felt actually it was shorter than last year. It was longer.

Maybe because I was working. Yeah, you were working at this point. I worked the red carpet first. So it was long. I'm just going to be honest with you. It was a long day. I think. But that's just because of the red carpet.

I felt the same way last year as well. But as someone who didn't do the red carpet and just watched the show, I think it was a little bit long. I think we should do Roses and Thorns. For me, food was excellent this year. Food was really good. Thank you. Food was excellent. Yeah.

I thought the performances, oh my God, Baby No Money. Oh, so good. Put a beating on that performance. So good. Unreal. Incredible. And so Harry Mack was really good too. Harry Mack was incredible.

I didn't really understand the Fortnite one, but that's not for me. I'm not a target audience, I think. I thought that was all great. Thorns, for me, my biggest thorn, whoever botched the Maximilian dude video should write you a check. I'm going to be real. Of a million dollars. Should write you a check for whatever,

for a good percentage of what they were paid. Because Maximilian, I'm going to be real. Of a million dollars. Should write you a check for whatever, for a good percentage of what they were paid. Because Maximilian, I'm going to say this, he's so gracious. He's so professional. He did not bat an eye. I was looking at him the whole time. He was just staring there glowingly, watching the video,

even as it cut to elevator music. But in my mind, I was like, I love this dude. This entire room of people loves this dude i mean dude double entendre it's his name and the internet loves this dude and i wanted to see that video i know and that was my video yeah and my editor worked so hard on it if you watched luckily the camera didn't pick this up but i'm in the background because i had a voice of god that i was talking sure i was like what the fuck is like i was yeah what happened with the with the audio i still don't

have an answer i have no clue up like is that the production company that dropped that I don't want to point fingers I'm not really sure no we won't pay point fingers unless they don't write a check for partial amount back to QDC it was devastating though it was the only thing I like cried about because I worked I worked so hard as a company, you cannot drop the ball on your keynote. Because the Lifetime Achievement Award is kind of like that keynote moment that we can all come together on. It was beautiful. Everyone loves Max. My speech was beautiful.

Your speech was beautiful. Ultimately, though, despite those problems, I think overall it was still a really good event. I thought it was the best year. I did send him the video. As soon as I sent Max the video, he was able to react to it on stream, which was nice. Oh, he's such a pro. He didn't even really good event. I thought it was the best year. I did send him the video. I was like, as soon as I sent Max a video, he was able to react to it on stream. Oh, he's such a pro.

He didn't even bat an eye. I know. I think he was like, I just feel awful, but I think he was like really stoked to be put up for it to begin with. I, uh, yeah,

I don't know. I mean, the video I sent over has sound, so I don't know what happened. I don't know if the export, it might've been, it might've been an export or a code. I know. I don't know what, I don't, I don't know. happened. I don't know if the export. It might have been an export or a codec. I know.

I don't know. I don't know. Like playing videos. And sometimes it's funny because the biggest feedback people are like, well, did you test it? Yes. Many times. Yeah. I promise.

It was played in the venue. That's frustrating. And then the other thing is. I don't know. I think the venue needs to write you a check too. The bathrooms. Okay. Well, this is the crazy thing. Oh, drama. This is drama. This is the crazy thing is, I think the venue needs to write you a check, too. The bathrooms. Okay, well, this is the crazy thing. Oh, drama.

This is drama. This is the crazy thing with the venue. Uh-huh. It was a urinal flood. Sierra and I were there as it was happening the first time. Who shit in the urinal? Okay. Somebody shit in the urinal?

Someone shit in the urinal. The funniest thing is that, I forget who it was, started the rumor that it was Quackity. It was not Quackity. We can confirm was Quackity who shit in the urinal. It was not Quackity. We can confirm Quackity did not shit in the urinal. I think it was Nandri that was like talking about the shit in the urinal. People keep finding these clips of like Quackity

leaving the bathroom. Daily Dose I think was like it was Quackity. And everybody believes Daily Dose. Quackity the nicest guy in the whole entire world. There's not a nicer person you could frame since the fugitive there hasn't been such yeah I'm not sure

so the urinals were all on the floor and they started to overfill and fill the tile a little bit with pee? with pee but the problem was they shut it down and to be honest they shouldn't have shut it down they should have still let us use the stalls. Okay, there's a little pee-pee on the floor.

I can deal. Because it was so preferable. You know what they made us do? They shut everything down and they made us go into GA, which I don't mind. But I almost missed my award because I was taking pictures and signing autographs. And I literally heard over the loudspeaker as I'm signing autographs. I know, I looked around and I was like, uh-oh. And the winner is, name your price.

And I went, I'm sorry, guys, that's my award. And I just went, boom. You ran from up there. Yeah, I ran from the atrium. I know, even he stood up, he looked around. I was looking for you when they said, well, first of all, I was looking for you when they came out on stage. I was looking for you when they came out on stage like I was looking for you you were nowhere to be found I knew if we

won you would be there when I saw you and I was just waiting for you to appear or I would have gotten on the microphone and waited until you got on stage what's that like winning an award you won last year does this guy need some every year what's that like I don't know

Let me tell you Is it good? Does it feel good? I've got the award right here and Will also is getting a trophy because this is an equal It's just a 50-50 I should get like a little baby one for being in the trailer and being in every episode pretty much

It's not about you right now, it's about us I'm just saying, I should get like about the host. It's about the host of Name Your Price, Will Knuff and Austin Schroeder. I actually inadvertently won, too, because I won Ludwig's dodgeball event, too. We were all there. I feel like such an asshole because you guys are

like, I'm so happy I won. I'm like, I wish you didn't. Yeah, no, she told me that. She's like, I wish you didn't win. Yeah, I know. But nope. How close did I come on just chatting? Last place? Was that last place?

You're not allowed to say that. I can't say. That's a long pause. I have a hard time. I have a hard time. I push for you. I push for you pretty hard. Here's the thing.

Moist Critical said it best for me the first year. These guys winning is my worst case scenario. These guys winning is my worst case scenario. Ludwig winning is my worst case scenario. Right? Like, these are, like, but if I touch it, I touch it, and I don't want to touch it. So I just don't fucking touch it. Yeah. Like, so I, you know, and you go with it.

And I think you're all very talented. I do. I genuinely do. No, I do. Like, of course. But it's like. We don't hear that enough from you. Bless your heart.

We deserve it, though. Yeah, I think. But, and sometimes, I've always seen people do that. We don't hear that enough from you. Bless your heart. We deserve it though. And sometimes I've always seen people do that. Like release the numbers, release the numbers. And I was like, I'll tell you what, some of these categories, it's not close. And I would feel bad releasing the numbers. Because I think it just like, I think then it goes from this positive thing of somebody winning and three other people getting recognized to being like, what the fuck? No one like,

even though like four people getting recognized is a massive and amazing and achievement of its own. But then if you release those numbers, people might start being like, of course you only got like, then it turns into a negative thing. And it's just like, that's not what I'm trying to do.

So, well, she's only saying this because she doesn't want people to know how little people voted for me for just chatting. That's what it is. No, that's not it. You know, I didn't even vote this year. We know.

You didn't? I don't think I did. I pushed for Namer Price more than you did and more than even Will did. Well, Will tweeted. I didn't push at all. I was kind of surprised, especially. I wrote for Namer Price. I was trying to do a little PR tour.

It fell short. I had to rehearse for In the Tub with Austin's show. No, no, no. You took a bath. I did. I literally. So we did do a rehearsal for Name Your Price, and it was just me taking, or not Name Your Price,

In the Tub for Austin's show. You just made someone film you taking a bath. Yeah. The whole thing was me getting the lighting right to see if my abs and face look good. And it was like a catch-22. So you made a sex tape. It wasn't good. But I'm premiering the show.

It's coming out. Who's your first guest? Mizkif. Wow. I'm going to take a bath with Mizkif. When did you get in a tub with Mizkif? I'm going to. Oh, so you haven't done it.

It's going to be live in Austin. I'm going to Austin. Oh. So, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do that. I mean, it's going to be live in Austin. I'm going to Austin. Oh. So, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do that. I'm going to get in the tub with him. So, yeah, well, it was a great show, Cutie. It was a fantastic show. We all enjoyed it. It was a great show. And thank you.

Thank you. Because truly, like, did everyone enjoy it? Maybe some people were, maybe some people didn't enjoy it. Dream out of my joke. I was nervous. Both of you. I was nervous about my joke. Wait, I got named. I wish you would have taken more shots at me. Well.

No, it was great. It was fun. Oh, you were nominated. Oh, my God. Hello. Yeah. If anybody thinks she played favorites, please use this as an exhibit A. She does not give a shit.

At this point, I feel like I don't even... Cutie just hates us. You promoted Fear and Podcast zero times. It's being promoted right now on your stream to a total of 2,000 viewers.

Don't blame me. Everybody has left. It's so much cooler when you do it. There was 20, left no no it's so much cooler when you do it there was 20 000 watching yes after and then they all yeah it's so much cooler when you promote it like that instead of like in front of 600 000 okay but here's the deal we cutie no we are broke we are broke stop it we are broke we need money stop stop i offered i we talked about it on this podcast i said do you guys want to film an ad? And you guys were like, ads are cringe. No, I thought it was a good idea.

No, you didn't. No one said that. Was I on vacation? Marsh, do you remember this? Was I on vacation? I think you remember I offered, though. Wait, I think I said absolutely whatever you need from us. No way.

I would have done everything. You guys said no. Are you kidding? No, we didn't say no. No, we did not say no. Cutie, we didn't. I need someone to find it. Cutie, cutie. We sent you a text chat, probably. Cutie, I don't think he asked for it. No, we did not say no. Cutie, we didn't. I need someone to find it. Cutie, cutie.

We sent you a text chat. Cutie, we didn't want to pay for it. I need the Discord to find it. I wasn't going to make you pay for it. What? I said we would. Remember, I offered our funds. And then I told him we can't afford it and we're not paying for it.

I made a joke about Hasan having to pay for it. And I said, yeah, let's do it. He said, yeah, Hasan will pay for it. I did not say you have to pay for it. No. Okay. To be, okay. Well, number one,, let's do it. Yeah, well, that's okay. I did not say you have to pay for it. No, okay. To be, okay. Well, number one, it didn't do shit. What?

I had three Wine About It ads and two shout outs for the Wine About It Patreon. Yeah, because they're misogynistic, but we have, we're men. Yeah, but the goal. Yeah, you could have actually benefited from it if you weren't trying to support stupid women. Sapphire Award, how about Schlagel Award? Yes. Where was my deepest load stupid women. Sapphire Award. How about Schlag Award? Where was my deepest load? Hardest hog.

That would have been fire. We need a biggest cock award. Thickest rope award. Will Neff clears. I have really good ropes. I don't know about you. I had a pretty amazing explosion this morning. You try and uplift women and you try and uplift people,

and they just hate you for it. Men, thick as ropes, we're there. David Goggins is on Joe Rogan. Honestly, it would be touching because it's like, oh, finally, men get recognition. Yeah, that would be nice. This is satire. Please, for those of you at home, this is a fucking joke.

No, it's not. No one cares about men. It's honestly fucked up. We seriously need more, which is why I think you should have a male co-host. No. On Wine About It? Yes. I agree.

No, he's saying for the award. Austin's just going to climb the ladder until the stream awards is on his channel. Oh, okay. I saw something today. I have another thing. I have another thing. Let me finish. We only got 300 Patreons

from all of those. That's what I was trying to say. Don't say that. Now advertise. I'm just saying like it's, well, for the Patreon, I think Patreon, you know what? Nevermind.

We got so many. Yeah, we should cut that part out. She made $3 million on the Patreon. But the reason I shill whine about it is I make 50% and I needed to pay for this fucking show and 50% is more than 20. So yeah,

I mean, that's a good point. 20% of a much larger number. Yeah, is it? Not if, not if. Is it? Well, I was thinking. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah, you that's a good point. 20% of a much larger number. Is it? Not if it isn't. Well, I was thinking. What? Yeah.

Yeah, you get 150 subscribers. You make more on Wine About It than this? Yeah. Thank you, Marsh. Wait, not by a lot. Yeah. Yeah, 10, 15K more. What?

That's a lot. Yeah. We're slagging. Don't do fucking ads. Yes, because it's your fault. Don't do fucking ads yes because you it's your woman yeah yes i'm gonna start you know your estrogen is fucking everything up okay i will say one thing though i saw a clip of you uh riffing with maya on wine about it about like women's suffrage and like how ladies like you need to get more uh

gifts on valentine's day and you were fucking on your a-game yeah i'm funny and you're way funnier on whine about it than you are you are and it's really fucked up it's really fun i saw it no no that's because okay this is the difference i'm on whine about it i'm talking to maya and i'm like do you think kaya's pussy is as big as mine? And she's like, I don't know. I said to you guys, you guys are like, ew. I'm not going to lie. That's insane. I can't believe.

That is your baseline that you want me to rip on Kaya's pussy. I am out. Sly can talk about fucking dogs, but you guys don't. Can you find the clip Because like this is literally like No it's

I'm not gonna talk about her pussy No you can't No you can't Pull up Kaya's pussy I'm telling you like Watching her rip with Maya And then comparing it to like her Kaya dog pussy comment here.

It is your beat. It is your beat, game. It's alarming. It's alarming. The difference is alarming. So what was the conclusion did you guys come to? I haven't talked to Maya about Kaya's vagina. Oh, you haven't?

I thought you did. No. Because she brings her fucking endgame to whine about it. She's throwing out troll shit. She knows that. She's in the lab cooking up beats. I believe in the yes and. You know, improv master.

I'm a yes ander. And I say whatever comes to my mind. And Maya never shuts it down. But you guys will sometimes be like, what the fuck are you saying? I think sometimes you need to be shut down. Well, there's your problem. That's why I don't adventure.

You're starting to become me Wait what? Yes and Yes and What do you mean by that? I'm just saying you're becoming like You're saying crazy shit Austin you don't say crazy shit You just complain and talk about sex

What are you talking about? No you said remember the vagina the pussy, the dog pussy? Yeah, that was crazy. What have you ever said? What have you ever said that's equivalent to anything that crazy, Austin? Like you hate American Airlines? What are you talking about? Austin's craziest experience is like, oh, I met an old woman at the fucking airport and we had a wonderful time.

How did I turn this on myself? I don't know, because you tried to be me. I don know no it wasn't mean wait are you offended i'm a great person you've never you've never had like 10 as crazy as cutie stories why would you want to be me that's kind of i would love to be you i'd be so fit and i would get laid so often you are fit no i'm not i get laid so often i Is that what you said? What the fuck? I do get laid often. Yeah. I knew he'd like that. Yeah.

Okay. Jesus Christ, dude. Remember the dog pussy thing? You mean the thing that we were talking about 10 seconds ago? No, it's just like, I love that that was your A game. That was your A game. No, you know why that's not your A game? Because you fucking cook up all the best shit for Wine About It.

I've seen it. Dude, I don't even make a list. Can I say something? Yes. Wine About It, you go in with segments. Here you just come and dump trauma. You dump trauma. You come in here and all of a sudden you'll be like,

yeah, when I was 16, this guy took me on a date and then made out with my friend and And I still carry trauma from that. And we're like, what? Oh, my God. Oh, she's calling Maya. Oh, my. Oh, here we go. Here we go.

Your call has been called. Oh! We're your friends. We're your friends. We're your friends. We would pick up instantaneously. Call me. Call me. I'll answer.

I think she's on an aeroplane. Okay, sure. Yeah, that's why it rang a couple times. Let me call her. I'm checking. Wait, she's on an airplane. If she picks this up, I'll die. Yeah, she's on an airplane.

I can see her location. Oh, my God. I don't know if she's on the plane yet. No, it says an hour ago, LAX. She's on the plane. She's probably really angry at us calling her. I'm so sorry. Well, you know what

we're your friends no no I would say I would answer the way I know you don't watch wine about it is because Maya and I have multiple episodes where it's just trauma dumping back and forth

and then being like well that was a depressing episode. And also, we don't go with any segments. We just talk. And that's why I talk about such crazy shit. You know, I don't talk about crazy shit here because you never shut the fuck up. Don't giggle at that, bitch. But you do talk about crazy shit here.

You just said I don't. What is happening? You talk about crazy shit. You don't talk about fun stuff. I'm going to draw the line here. I think they're being unfair. I think you're great on this podcast. Thank you so much. I thought you were great on the podcast. She's shushing you.

Okay. I will say it. I got to clear the elephant in the room or point to the elephant in the room. I don't fucking know what you're going to say. Okay. I think QD is in a noticeably better mood. talking, we can't do this again. Yeah, this turned into everybody thinking we called them fat last time. Okay, I think QD is in a noticeably better mood now

that the event is over. A weight has been lifted. You are riffing. You're riffing a lot better. With that glow. Your shit was mid, kind of. That glow is back. Your shit was mid, it's back. It's not mid anymore. Also, you didn't just get out of the shower. Oh my god, she's not wet.

You're not noticeably wet today. She's not mint anymore. Also, you didn't just get out of the shower. Oh my God. She's not wet. You're not noticeably wet today. She's not that damp. She's not that damp. Oh my God. You know what? Cutie, you don't look like you just got out of the shower. You look like you just got out of the salon. Isn't that crazy?

I haven't showered since yesterday. And this is my makeup and hair from yesterday. Keep it, queen. Keep it. You look beautiful. Great. I also smell awful. I don't smell anything.

We can't smell you. I can't smell you at all. How do I smell? My mother said that you looked phenomenal. Thank you. She also said that you shouldn't have changed dress. She said the first dress was the best. I know.

She was like, that first dress was so beautiful. The other ones were a little pedestrian. Thank her for the feedback But she was so complimentary My mother said that cutie Cinderella Is a very pretty girl Thank you Why are you guys looking at me My mother did not watch the show

My mother said oh my god I think cutie Cinderella is prettier Than anyone else and also i think her dresses were not pedestrian that's what she said it was weird but you agreed the first dress was a knockout uh yeah it was fine i think they were all fine your first dress was amazing i wanted to wear i wanted to just wear a suit jacket dress for my because for my stand-up segment because i don't i don't you know people don't it's your monologue there's this thing in comedy where people don't laugh at pretty girls it's like it's like we've talked about people people tell you that so when i did stand-up i i remember

like uh like one of my coaches or somebody this guy i was talking to he was like whatever you do i wouldn't even wear makeup yeah and so when i did stand up, I had my hair in a messy bun. I was just wearing a big t-shirt. Yeah. And when are you doing your next stand up show? I don't know. My, one of my improv teachers, it was Alison, amazing person over at Groundlings. There was a very buxom woman and she was like, what are you doing? Tape those, tape those hoo-hahs down. Like men are just going to track those. They're not going to hear your, your lines. lines yeah that was the first time i heard it and i was like i was like 25 at the time and i was like really yeah oh yeah well i study a lot of because i don't know if it's interesting to anybody but i female comedians there's only like a few routes you can go with it yeah like that

that people will actively respond to and i've always uh been similar to like a few routes you can go with it yeah like that that people will actively respond to and i've always uh been similar to like a chelsea handler delivery myself like my voice and everything because i don't have a nice airy light happy voice um so before before the show i watched all of chelsea handlers yeah show like monologues you're. You're better than Chelsea Handler. To match that. But even if you look at Chelsea Handler's outfits, every single thing, they're so basic. They're so plain because you're not supposed to. Your opening monologue killed, though.

Yeah, it was really good. Phenomenal. It was really, really good. This is the first year that I got a lot of input from a lot of people. Well, no, last year I had two writers and they were great. And then, of course, I also write a lot for myself for bitches out there that don't think I do.

I write a lot of stuff myself. On the roast, you wrote all your jokes. Yeah, but this year I've learned and I think it comes from a bad place of people being mean, being like, oh, she's, you're not funny.

A girl's not funny. And then I was like, you know what? They're going to say that anyway. So let me like, I don't need to write all my own shit and you might think this is cheesy but it's like it comes from like taylor swift taylor swift somebody said to her they were like she she doesn't even write good songs she has a co-writer so then she wrote a whole album by herself and they still credit so it doesn't matter like so it doesn't matter so instead i was like i'm just gonna make

this the best ever slime helped me with some jokes they gonna say help me ben helped me or you guys don't know ben ben's great his friend aaron and squeaks helped me um and then squeaks was actually really helpful he uh he because again when i tell jokes i just sound bitchy my voice is very bitchy and so squeaks sat with me for at least four hours And we went over every single joke And my tone on every joke For four hours And I got closer, I'm still not perfect My dream voice is actually Caroline's voice

Her stage presence And her voice It's mixed with sweet And kind of my voice I think Caroline's voice is a baby of mine and poke mains she's she's like she's like sassy elevated yeah yeah and i'm just sassy this is this is so interesting to me really yeah as like as a female what you have to go through in terms of like i've never thought about like the delivery of my voice yeah i mean the uh a lot a lot to comedy is your

voice yeah do men do the same thing with comedy in terms of like work on their like voice or is this like strictly like i think i think every joke is an economy of life right if if you look at the anatomy of any good joke if you can tell the same joke and if it's pithy versus if it's drawn out and there's all just kind of word salad this version of it will always perform better so some people have very naturally deliveries and they talk about some people's deliveries how they can make jokes that really aren't even that funny funny with timing and those people are the best yeah that's like a that's like kevin hart kevin hart has like perfect say what you want about him i got you okay okay i understand so that's excellent i guess i've Those people are the best. That's like Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart has perfect...

Say what you want about him. I got you. Okay, okay. I understand. He's excellent. I guess I've never done... Everyone will train it. What the fuck?

Which one? It didn't move. She just... I suppose I've never done stand-up comedy, so I've never really thought about it. You're getting my pants dirty. Here, come hold my hand, Kaya. I'm sorry.

They're white. Yeah, they're nice.aya. I'm sorry. They're white. Yeah, they're nice. Okay, I'm sorry. He's an asshole. He's so mean. I think everyone needs to work on their voice. The difference is, as a woman, you have additional hurdles that you have to overcome. That's what I was pointing out.

In the way that you're perceived. And there's always going to be that natural barrier of entry regardless. I think about my monologue, and I know that if Squeaks would have been saying it, it would have been better. It wouldn't have been better. No, it would have. It just would have. I don't think it would have been better. I think you did a fantastic job.

You did a really good job. Now you're entering that self-conscious place where only demons in your mind are fighting. Demons. Okay, what do you rate your uh overall performance we're supposed to be rose and thorns what's your roses what's my roses roses didn't you highlight low light okay my roses uh meeting a bunch of phenomenal people that i uh never really

get to never really have the opportunity to link up with or even like know all that well i talked to robert ross that was awesome yeah he was talking about like new grounds oh my god oh my god fiona no it wasn't hi it was fiona oh my god fiona came in here ripped ass and then left oh jesus christ and she's wagging her tail, like looking at us. Oh, that's so bad. It's in my mouth. I can taste it. I can't believe it.

She's just standing at the door wagging her tail. You guys can't see. It's really bad. Of course they can't see. It's a fart. No, they can't see her. We thought the same thing. That's not the problem. Won't they have to see it. It's a fart. No, they can't see her. We thought the same thing. He's not the problem.

Won't they have to see her waving her tail? I think I'm going to pass out. That's really fucked up. You know what's funny with the rubber Ross thing? I didn't realize that I had watched him for years. On Newgrounds. On Newgrounds. And I went up to rubber Ross afterward and I was like, bro,

I didn't put together that I had watched you almost like my entire adolescence because I was a huge Newgrounds head and he's like, oh, you were? And the funniest thing was because he shouted out Newgrounds, Tom Fulp actually sent him a message. For those of you who know who Tom Fulp is, he's like the creator of Newgrounds and I thought that was so cool seeing Tom Fulp reach out.

That was dope. I met Pirate Software, who I'm fascinated by as an individual in this space. He's such a nice guy. I think he's great. And also Selbit. We're going to Brazil. Yes. And for all of you who said we're not going to Brazil, fuck you.

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't believe in us. Selbit's coming on Name Your Price. Wow. I invited him. Check out the tweet. You know what he said to me? He said, anytime you want me on Name Your Price. Wow. I invited him. Check out the tweet. You know what he said to me?

He said, anytime you want me on Name Your Price, he'll come to LA. Yeah, I'm surprised he came to that. I was like, he was like, I would love to come. He was the Delbert. He's awesome. He is so cool, so down to earth. He was phenomenal. One of my favorite people that I met.

Those were my roses. What's your thorn? My thorn? I mean, I don't really, I did not really have a lot of thorns at all. Like, the event was great overall. I had a great time. I guess, like, taking an L, that's not great. Yeah, you did take an L.

Yeah, you did. But you did take an L for the person that also won streamer of the year. So it's kind of just like unlucky RNG. No, I wasn't. It wasn't even me. I wasn't even talking about taking an L on myself. I wanted Will to win the just chatting. Did you win the best political streamer award?

It doesn't exist. People keep talking about that. Speaking of thorns. What? Best podcast next year. No. Yes. Thank you. Marsh gets me. None of you get me.? Best podcast next year. No. Yes. Thank you.

Marsh gets me. None of you get me. It's not a stream. We'll start streaming it. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to give you topics that are important. I think we should do best gay streamer. No.

Yeah. What? Thank you. Best gay streamer? That's very brave of you. I like that. Thank you. Thank you very much.

You will never win that. I will. I'm going to start streaming this year. You'll be sorry. Okay. You're still not winning. I'm going to start covering politics. You'll be sorry. Okay. Liberalism is more popular than leftism. Okay. There's more Democrats. That's why Bernie Sanders lost.

Read that bitch. You're being mean. Read that bitch to filth. Alright, Rose and Thorne. Rose, I fucking... Can I give a couple roses? Okay. I loved hosting the floor. It was so much fun. I love getting out

of the floor. I knew you would love that. It was so great. I loved it. Second was winning an award. I've never won an award before. That was honest. I almost started crying. How does it feel? Does it feel good? It feels amazing. I don't know what it feels like. You won.

Truly, I didn't know. I didn't think about that I would win, but even when I thought about it, I didn't think that I would feel that way. It felt so good. It was so validating. So amazing. I've never won an award. First thing I did, texted our manager. I said the rate went up.

That's so funny. Billy was there. Billy texted us. He congratulated us. Very validating. Thorn, I hated how I looked yesterday. I looked like shit. I looked like shit.

You're smoky Iran. Yeah, the smoky Iran. Let's just be honest with him. He looked like shit. No, he didn't look like shit i look like you're hot you don't know you don't ever look like i couldn't post anything to my instagram you should have worn something like way wilder yeah i needed a crop jacket yes fucking mesh top listen i want to say something to all you on the internet. Everybody who is accusing the men of not dressing, I get it. Last year, but this year, shut up.

The men look great. And I'm sorry if you got mad that people wore tux to a black tie event, okay? That's what you wear. Yes, but I'm just going to start dressing like a slut. My boys dressed up. I saw some slutty boys. I knew. I want to dress like a slut.

Wake dressed great. Duck, I don't know if you guys know Duck. He wore the full pink tuxedo. Oh, my God. Yeah, there's a lot of men that were dressed up well. Dean's so cool. Oh, Dean's so cool. Dean looked amazing.

Oh, even Jason the Ween with his Prada outfit. Yes. Yes. Incredible. I'm trying to think. Nandre. Nandre looked great. Dan Clancy, three outfit changes.

And that's big for Dan. Yes, it is. That's his whole closet. Will Meff, fucking fantastic. Great outfit. The boys showed up. Listen, we're not going to compete with the girls, ever. The girls looked fantastic.

I think we're giving them a run for their money. But we did our best. No, we're not giving them a run for their money. But I do think that Wake had a really solid showing. Handsome fella had a really good outfit as well. Quick aside, best chest of the whole night. I got to give it to her. Jade.

Quarter Jade. You know what's so funny? I wanted that dress. Dude. That sculpted thing. When I first saw her, I inverted my eyes and I was like, Jade,

either that is the most sheer thing I've ever seen or that's a piece of armor. And she's like, it's a piece of armor. And I went, what? And I flipped it. That was like, it was like a metal so i almost got that dress oh so but it was and i was considering getting it for next year but now i'm not going to so it's a guy on tiktok

that makes this dress yeah and i emailed him and it's not even a dress it's like technically supposed to be what is it like um i think it's fuck i forget what it's called i was looking it up earlier when we were streaming but it's like it's it's it is armor yeah it's like it looks like a like a statue of david style venus statue of venus style uh i'm gonna do the david one next year and rock the little tiny cock plate i love that but i emailed the guy and i was like i want this dress blah blah and he's like okay it's this much and it takes eight weeks to make. And I was like, great. And so I tell Taylor, I was like, send him my measurements.

I want that. That's the dress I want to wear. And she sent him my measurements and he was like, we only make size six. And I was like, oh. So I'm going to lose weight and wear it next year. Only one size? Which is funny to ask for my measurements, but then say you only make size six. Wait, hold on.

They custom make them. Why can't they customize? I guess they don't. I don't know. They're like, we don't have enough supplies. So it hold on. They custom make them. Why can't they customize? I guess they don't. I don't know. They're like, we don't have enough supplies. So it would have been like... Hassan!

Well, it's like, like the boob shape, those aren't Jodi's boobs. Those are the boobs that they use for everybody. Those were Venus's boobs. Yeah, I would have had those boobs. But they just don't,

they don't know how to make it. I didn't see it. Were they like, was she covered? It looked like she was wearing a naked statue. Can you pull it up? It's a beautiful dress. I thought Caroline looked fantastic.

Caroline looked fantastic. Caroline slayed. You know who else looked amazing? Cinnabrit. Cinnabrit looked awesome. Cinnabine killed it Cine said I forgot my gloves I forgot my gloves I said oh wow

okay you want to know what I also thought was incredible and I found out later that it like I thought Emeru's outfit was great but Emeru's outfit you're not showing it on camera oh okay I thought Emeru's outfit was great.

And then I found out that she had a cape that she could have worn with the two. And that shit looked incredible. Austin just drooled on himself. You know who looked great? I'm going to give it to him. I'm going to fucking say it. Miz Kiff. Miz Kiff looked the

best he's ever looked. He looked like Jason Statham with hair. Yeah, no. He's wearing his hair for the Lord now. I don't want to give him that. Yeah, I hate to admit it, but he did look pretty good. He looked great. He looked fantastic. Yeah.

All my boys looked good. Except me. I look like shit. Sierra and Peach. Come on. I'm noticing you're saying a lot of names. You haven't brought my name up. That's because you're a little bitch and you didn't wear the outfit that I took you to get.

Okay. Well, it would have been a classic black tux if I wore that. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want to wear a classic black tux. Did he not? Did he fit into the suits? Yes.

No, not the one that like Will got. I wanted the one that like I he regretted it too. I saw him tweet that he regretted it. Listen, i get it you always want to make a splash i thought it was a very classic outfit we could have dressed it up with why don't you all get a stylist next year and go crazy i looked incredible yeah you did i'm gonna go style i will say it hasan looked incredible and i gotta say those tabby high heels were fly i i thought so too i mean they're fucking hard as shit to walk around in. Did you guys take pictures?

Yeah. I didn't take that many photos. I didn't take like a full... You didn't go to the portrait photo? No. There was too long of a line. It was a massive line. We need to get fast passes next year. I'm not going to lie. I did do something very catty, and I apologize to everybody. Because I worked the red carpet the whole time, and I knew the photographer,

I went up and I skipped the line. Fucked up. I got into it with the bartender. I said I've been working the last three hours. I'm sorry guys. I just want photos before we go in. I had a little bit of a customer service related issue with the bartender. Oh. Here we go. Let him go. Let him

flow. Do you want to speak? I was just going to say on the bright side, I think next year. No, this will be a whole topic. So you go. Okay. I went up to order a drink and the gentleman says i need your id and i said oh no worries i'll go get it and he's like yeah it's been like that for the last 50 years and i went oh i said oh oh really i said oh i didn't i wasn't aware i didn't know that. He was very catty.

He was so cunty about it. And he kept going. And I was like, I'm not arguing with you. No, he was being a dick. And he was a dick. Big time. Yeah, that's why I'm confused. I had to go get... Which is totally fine for him asking

to make it clear. Yeah, he doesn't need to be mean. He was asking for ID, not an issue whatsoever. But... Shouldn't have been that way. No, he was mean all the time. Rose and Thorn. My Rose.

I think this is an interesting Rose, I think. But a really good Rose this year was working with and getting to know Jinxy more because he is just the most pleasant little petunia. I was, I will say, knowing his online persona versus the graciousness and the thought that he put into his videos. Oh, my God. I was shocked. He got them to me so soon. Yeah, I was shocked at how profound his little acceptance speeches were i was like damn so if you guys don't know if someone's not attending i ask them for a

video regardless if they're winning or not i just say hey give me a video in case you win this this and this sometimes they send the video sometimes they don't i only really start bothering them if they are uh like in the top two then i'll be like hey because also sometimes people choose not um to accept it they'll they'll be like no i don't want it so then you yeah like it happens i won't you guys will never know whomst but that does happen um and so anyway uh he the first day i message him, congrats on your nominations. You got this. I know you're not attending.

Uh, he has reasons that he couldn't attend. And you know, we talked about that. And so I was like, do you want to co-stream? And he was like, yes,

please. And he sent all of his videos in one day. And he's just like, he's such a cool kid. I say kid because I am. He's like 22, right? Yeah.

I'm like, I'm not, I, you know, the first person wants to tell me that he was a really smart guy was dan clancy really dan clancy had glowing things to say he's really sweet yeah he's really sweet he's really like so respectable in the words of shack i gotta say i'm sorry i was unfamiliar with your game yeah yeah i mean he nailed the tiktok algorithm to to which method

so i mean it's obvious that he knows what he's doing a lot of people think like oh this guy's He nailed the TikTok algorithm to which method. So, I mean, it's obvious that he knows what he's doing. A lot of people think, like, oh, this guy's, like, dumb. He yells a lot. But clearly he is. No, I was very impressed. This was the first time I've, like, had conversations with him. And I was like, wow. All right, Thorne, air some bitch out now.

The biggest Thorne. Do people not know what the word RSVP means? Uh-oh. Talk about it. I'm not going to flame you,VP means. Uh-oh. Talk about it. I'm not going to flame you, Hasan, because you always show up. And you're my friend, so you kind of get a pass. I don't. I had.

I'm not kidding you. The last two days before the show, 30 people bail. I can't change catering numbers. I can't change security. That's so much money just in the garbage. That's so much food in the garbage. And also so many people that would have rather taken those positions. Just don't.

Dude, I did. I saw this on Twitter. No, no, no, no, no. No, this guy's fine. The one you saw on Twitter is Spaceboy. He tweeted that out, and I was like, Space, what the heck? You know, I DMed him, and he was like, he didn no, no, no. No, this guy's fine. The one you saw on Twitter is Spaceboy, who tweeted that out. And I was like, Space, what the heck? You know, I DM'd him and he was like, he didn't seem to get it.

He said he thought he was just a face in the crowd. And I think people don't realize that this isn't just like a corporate big event. This is like, I'm paying for your dinner, baby. Every single person that's invited is hand selected by me. Like, if you don't want to be there, please. I wish you would have told me. Like, if you couldn't, if you can't want to be there please i wish you would have told me like if you couldn't if you can't that's the thing if you cannot be there just tell me that there were people that didn't even tell me that didn't show up um but this was a crazy one a day before the

event just and again i know things happen yeah i really do you just poor freaking sweet anita got covid yeah she flew all the way here she got freaking covid how awful you know i will never hold that against her and i luckily i have my team there and i know every year i'm gonna have some empty seats because of stuff like this so like i was able to have like my my videographer take sweet anita or like you know so i have seat fillers to an extent but like you know that's a lot of seats um but the day before this is all they say won't make it on saturday let me see who is it i'm okay i'm not gonna say i absolutely will not say but pretty cold no apology no nothing you just said oh okay but i just i just like at least explain, like even, like even XQC, that freaking rascal bitch.

He, he tells me, he's like, I'm so sorry. I've got this problem. I got this. I will pet you. You don't need to push Fiona out of the way. If XQC can tell me why he can't make it, so can you. And if you, if that's too much to ask. With XQC, it's kind of your fault for even inviting him.

I'll say it. At this point. Yeah, 100%. You just want to be heard again. Any person that invites XQC to any event is fucking delusional. Unless it's gambling involved. Unless you got like a hundred grand in the bag in cryptocurrency. He usually never lets me down. Okay. What are you talking about? gambling involved unless you got like a hundred grand in the bag in cryptocurrency okay he usually

never lets me down okay what are you talking about he showed up last year he asked if he could present an award he hasn't shit camp was an exception but there was a lot going on we learned about later yeah but still but he usually hasn't let me down anyway, I don't want to talk about it. But anyway, I just, it's just sad because there are people that would love to take their seats. And again, just say no to me before. It's fine if you can't come. It's so fine if you can't come. Aiden? Is that what you said?

Oh, I did invite Aiden, but that's, he'd never filled out an RCP. It's people that I invite. They fill out an RCP, adding their people that I invite. They fill out an RCP adding their dietary restrictions, adding their photo for security, adding all this information and then just not coming. Wait, I didn't remember a photo for security. Did I? You did. I put it in for you. Oh, I'm so

sorry. It's okay. I didn't RCP. Yeah, I filled it out for you. But you knew I was coming. I did. You did. I didn't bother you a lot. I forgot. You did. I said I was going to. But you knew I was coming. I did. Why didn't you do that? I forgot. I said I was going to do it and then I forgot. You could have done it. You could have found time.

It does take five seconds. I know. Yeah, Hasan. You could have found time. You just have to tell, like, if you fill out an RCP and then you don't show up, that's so fucked up. Listen, we're not yelling at me about this because, like, I always show up, okay? Yeah.

I'm very reliable. So I will say I do keep... Go ahead. Maybe this is petty of me. Have I ever been not reliable? No, because I always show up. I'm very reliable. I will say I do. Maybe this is petty. Have I ever been not reliable? No, he's always on time. Exactly. This might be petty of me, but essentially when you check in, you get ID cards and we keep all of those extra ID cards and anybody who just

no call, no shows, you never get an invite again. Wait, really? Yeah. Damn. That's cold. You just made me throw away food and a spot and like it's just yeah i mean look tarik is literally doing the vcts right now he was up for two yeah he was up for two fucking awards he made it he made it before it flew from the freaking like if you rcp that's well had it he was he was doing a tournament the yeah in the morning you don't have to rcp you don't have to come but if you still made it and you say you're

coming then come yeah no that's messed up holy fucking shit that's messed up but overall i think like uh no drama happening this year like not not a lot of drama happening this year bad for the podcast sorry yeah but but uh overall i think it like uh allows people to feel positive more positive about the event than yeah it is funny the biggest complaints i've seen is like oh there's so many ads i'm i'm okay you gotta pay for the show baby yeah you're not yeah i can't that's. That's a complaint. So I'm like, if that's your complaint. I'll probably do anything about that. Well, I thought it was a great event.

Great event. I love the ads. We can put it to bed now. Yeah. Let's put it to bed. Happy, successful, gracious to be surrounded by so many talented people. We're ready for the next one. On to our next endeavor.

Cutie Cinderella getting on a plane this year. It's going to happen. We're not supposed to talk about that. Now on to our next endeavor. Cutie Cinderella getting on a plane this year. It's going to happen. We're not supposed to talk about that. I didn't bring it up. It's boring and repetitive. But it is happening. Shut up. Yeah, Hasan.

Shut up. Yes, and? Even Kaia thinks so. No, Kaia is giving me support. Yes, and? Like they're being mean to you. What else is going on in the world, and? Like, they're being mean to you. What else is going on in the world, guys? Well, I'm opening up my note.

Oh, I paid for Hasan's dinner the other night. Oh, that's true. Okay, this is fun. I took Hasan. I want everybody to know this. I took Hasan and several people out for dinner. Actually, I invited several people out for dinner. I invited myself.

And then Hasan invited himself. Oh. I texted you. You didn't respond. Cutie, you were insanely busy with the stream awards. There's no way you would have gone. Cutie would have appreciated a nice dinner. He didn't want to invite you because he's a misogynist.

No, that's not true. Oh, I'm sorry. Were there any women involved with the dinner? No, there were no women involved in the dinner. Exactly, because you wanted it that way. No, no, no. Cut there any women involved with the dinner? No, there were no women involved in the dinner. Exactly, because you wanted it that way. No, no, no. Cutie, this is not the way. I suggest that Cutie be invited, and you said no.

I have, it's not true. That's not true. Will didn't respond to my text message. So why did you invite Will but not Cutie? Because Cutie was so busy with the stream awards. You don't fuck with me. No, that's not true. Why don't you fuck with me?

Hold on, let me look. I text you more than any of these two. All right? Hold on. It's because I knew you were busy. I knew you were busy. All right? I was texting you on Tuesday.

Hey, do you have a seating chart? Sorry to bug you Wednesday. I just knew you were busy, and I didn't want to bother you. Wait, so on the day that we went to dinner, you were texting her about some nonsense? No, no, but I texted her about like, hey, would you like a nice meal? I swear to God. On my dime. You wouldn't have

come. Yeah, but I appreciate the invite. No, you would have come. No, you wouldn't have come. Will doesn't respond to my text messages anymore. Because you'll text me right before you know I'm going live. No, I texted you at like 4. His dogs are making out.

Oh, I think my mom and dad were there. Dogs, can we not fight? They're not. They're playing. But anyway, I paid for a very expensive dinner for Hasan. I just wanted everybody to know that. It was. It was an expensive dinner.

We went to the rooftop Squeezy. Squeezy and his two friends. Where was their last night? Yeah, you switched. Yeah. You cloud chasing bitch. He is. He wanted Squeezy all to himself.

And then when I invited myself, he was upset. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Let me say this. That's not true. I was upset because you invited yourself under the premise that you wanted a free meal. That's what he wanted. He wanted a free meal and he said,

oh, you're paying? I'm coming and I'm going to order a lot. No, I was going to take him out anyway. No, I wanted to take Squeezy out because he took me to a couple of great places. You wanted to take him out by yourself. Jury, jury. Will? I have a question totally separate.

You contracted an amazing austin ox video this year oh drama streamer flashbacks yeah he doesn't fuck with you i knew it that bitch i don't think he fucks with you i don't the second year in a row but i will give him a pass he did send me a giant list of everyone who's including the video and he said, will you check this and see if I'm missing anybody? And I just said, it's good. And I didn't look at the list. I just trusted him. You know who doesn't fuck with you then? Cutie. Well, I should have checked, but I just kind of

assumed. Let me tell you, if Maya wasn't on that list, you'd be like, was Maya on the list? I'm nominated for two awards. Was I on the list? Was I in it? Yes. I was? Everybody was in it but me. Two years in a row now. Wait, which one?

The recap video? Yes. You were on the recap video. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. You were dancing with Elvis on Name Your Price in the recap video. Oh, yeah, you were on the recap video. No, not the recap.

The throwback of everybody's first stream. Oh. Was that Austin Ox? Yeah. Throwback one was Austin Ox? That talented bitch I'm thankful I wasn't in there Dogs

Enough dogs We can kick him out and close the door Doggies I'm fine with that That's enough Out Dogs out Out

Out Out Go Dogs out Up House Go Home

What is house? Place Place Place Place Get out You blew it Out Both dogs House. Home. Place. Place. Place. Get out. You blew it. Both dogs.

Both dogs. I'm not yelling at them. I believe that dogs... Both dogs. Go. Go. Go. Out. Fiona.

Fiona. Out. Fiona. Get out. Both dogs. Fiona. You blew it. Fiona.

Dogs blew it. Fiona. Fiona blew it when she farted. Fiona. I... I... No, Faithy. Both dogs. Both dogs. Fiona.

Get out of here. Not. It's enough. Wow. Kaya literally thinks Fiona is a chew toy. I swear to God. You can't close the door with the guy. Okay, camera.

Are they okay? Kaya just swallowed Fiona whole. She's eating Fiona. No, no,iano. She's eating Fiano. They play non-stop. They fight non-stop. In a good way. Fiano's bleeding. No, they do it

here as well. You haven't even gotten to the point where, listen, I'm a dog mom. So funny. It's the most violent fight happening. You haven't even gotten you haven't even seen the worst of it when she starts going Fiona starts making a very weird noise when they're having fun. It's very weird.

Cutie, what else is going on in your world? Right now I'm mostly just tired. Okay, mostly just tired. Yeah. Thank you. I'm pretty worn out. Is that that Wine About. Yeah. Thank you. I'm pretty worn out. Is that that Wine About It content we've been hearing about? That's it. No. That's the juicy stuff.

We recorded Wine About It today and it was pretty bad. What? Pretty bad? Yeah, because I was so tired. We had to do it right before I woke up. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Last night? I actually slept, finally.

Maya still owes me a collab stream. It's true. Why are you looking me a collab stream. It's true. Why are you looking at me like that? It's true. Yeah, aren't you supposed to go clean up garbage at the beach or something? Yeah, exactly. And she came and she left because she's fraudulent. Now that, yeah.

She's a fraudulent bitch. Okay. She's a fraudulent bitch. Now that you are done working on stream rewards, now you can set up all of our dates that you owe us too. Yes! You fraudulent. Good call.

You fraudulent bitch. Fraudulent bitch times two. That's right. You owe me like eight fucking dates. Now you can set up all of our dates that you owe us Yes! Good call! Good fucking call! Fraudula bitch times two! You owe me like eight fucking dates Every day that goes by between now and then I'm going to chop down a tree in the rainforest Yeah I'm kicking a fucking peacock in the face Peacocks? I don't know if they're in the rainforest

Whatever Whatever is native to that region We will kick it in the fucking face What are you going to do? What? I don't know what the hell I'm doing. He's not upset. I'm not upset at all. I don't want to go on my date. Why? That's mean. I'm taking his date as well because I paid the most.

No, no, no. Wait, no. I would love to go on a date. I just didn't think, I didn't want it to be filmed. I wanted it to be an intimate moment with the Connor Eats Pants and I. Oh, I was going to say, you have to go to a cat cafe. Oh, right. You don't stream. No, I do this. I do now. You're you have to go to a cat cafe. Oh, right. You don't stream. No, I do now. You're all going to be sorry. Shut up.

You're all going to be sorry. You're going to do one episode a month. No, it's going to be once a week for the first month. You're going to do one episode every week. I hope you can keep up with that breakneck streaming schedule. You better get your floaties ready, Hasan. You're in my tub, okay? You can wear a shirt if you want.

That's lame. I don't want to wear a shirt. You're asking him for the tub. You're going to be in my tub, too. Don't you worry. I don't care to be in his tub. I don't want to be in the tub. You're a fraudulent bitch.

Hold on. I'm surrounded by fraudulent Oh, excuse me. I want to be in my tub. I'm going to be in your tub. You only want to be in my tub so you can get Ludwig in my tub. That has nothing to do with it. Typical LA class chaser

wants to be my friend to get to Ludwig. I have Ludwig's number. I could call him and have him in my tub if I wanted to. Yeah, that's what they all said. Oh, my God. You want to hear something crazy? I get this message.

So every once in a while, people request will call tickets. And they're like, my agency will be like, hey, so-and-so wants a will call ticket. I was like, that's fine. So-and-so wants a will call ticket. That's fine. So-and-so wants a will call ticket. That's fine. So-and-so wants a will call ticket.

No. She tried to sleep with my boyfriend. I had one of those come through. I was like, the audacity. If you just noticed that, it's because this asshole leaked information. This guy said my social security number. No, no, no, that's not true. His son got his cock out.

Yeah, that's believable. We were all talking and he just whipped it out. It happened so fast. It just whipped it out for no reason. I was like, hey, this is what Drake would look like. He said, happy Turkish New Year. and he just whipped it out. It happened so fast. It just whipped it out for no reason. I was like, hey, this is what Drake would look like. He said, happy Turkish New Year. I want a snack. How close are we, Marsh?

Okay, well, let's talk about something. Well, fuck you guys. We're ending at 59 minutes. If you want an extra minute, come to the Patreon. No, we're going to keep talking. Okay, fine. Yes, Anne. No, Fiona, get out.

Oh, my God, she's back. She's going to fart again. Fuck. fine. Yes, Anne. No, Fiona, get out. Oh, my gosh. She's back. She's going to fart again. Fuck. We have to get this dog out. Fiona. She's such a tiny dog, but she has a powerful ass, it turns out. That could be a sign of something very wrong, I think. No, I think it's because she probably tried to eat Kaya's feed a little bit.

Oh, Fiona, you're very cute, though. You're adorable. Her feed. Her feed. Her dog food. Her feed. Well, thank you guys for, though. You're adorable. Her feet. Her feet. Her feet. Well, thank you guys for watching another episode of Fear and. We're going to. Oh, we sold out of calendars.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's go. We're going to talk a lot. Next item. Coming up. Jock straps. Body.

What? Body pillow. Body pillow. Oh, shit. The body pillows are coming with the clothes. Fear and jock strap would go hard, though. The clothes are coming soon. The clothes look really cool. Well, shit. The body pillows are coming with the clothes. The Furion jockstrap would go hard, though. Yes, the clothes are coming soon. The clothes look really cool.

Well, we got two drops. Marsh is working on one, and I'm working on one. So we're going to have... Hey, we're getting somewhere. That's right. We'll get started in the future. All right, hell yeah. Hey, what a great time to look forward to our year and go.

It's going to be good. Yes. I always... You know how I look at stream rewards before we end? I always look at it as like a motivator to be like, next year, starting today, you have to be greater than you were last year. Because I want to be up there again. That's nice. Okay, you kind of said that a little flatly.

I can't get nominated. I'm still, I'm working on my film. No, no, no, you can. You choose not to. No, imagine. No, that'd be insane. Imagine. If she got nominated,

I feel like it would be so much worse for her mental state. Yeah. I'm going to plot with your production company one time to give you a Lifetime of Achievement Award. Where you think it's going to go to somewhere else, someone else, and then boom, bang, wow.

No, that would be the worst thing you could do to her. I would walk on stage with a gun and simply, I won't say it.. Alright, let's end it there. With the assassination threat? No, myself! Inseparable. I have a request. You're all going to go to the Dune 2 premiere with me.

When's that? It's at the beginning of next week. Are you going to film it? Sure. Oh, I thought you were doing an IRL stream. No, I just want to go see a movie with my friends. It's something I care about and I'd like to include you. I would love to go.

Can I fuck the popcorn bucket? No! How long is that movie? Fuck the popcorn bucket. Oh, it's long. But that's an insane question to ask. Dude, you said you want to go to a movie i don't ask for anything one of you is gonna fuck the popcorn bucket and one of you is counting minutes oh i'm sorry i didn't realize that participating in the way that you're supposed to was a crime i just want to be a family for once.