Fear& - The Wedding Episode | Fear&

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

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I just, I want to see photos so bad. When you get married one day, we'll make sure it's really locked down. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another fabulous episode of the Fierand podcast. We're stringing together a generational run where we are all together. I mean, we're just not separating. Woo-hoo! I mean, come on. We got our...

Staying together for the kids. We got our lady back, cutie Cinderella. Hi. And we got Will Neff. And we got Hassan Piker, alleged gay lover. It's being a staying together for the kids. I got to tell you guys something honest. But the first time in my life,

I think I'm ready to have kids now. What? Yeah. Wait, we were just talking about kids on the page. We were just talking about children. I just felt a switch in my, I was driving past an elementary school today,

and I was like, I want one of those. Have you told? Have you told Caroline? No, but she'll figure it out. Okay. This is how she finds out. Caroline, good luck. We can go get our eggs.

pulled together. That's wonderful news. That means we all have to have children. We should have matching children. Yes. We all need to have children. Oh my gosh. Wait, hold on. It's time. Can we just go back to something QD Cinderella just said. Sure. We should get our eggs pulled together. Like instead of frozen, you're like, you just yoying them out. I don't care about the next step. Yeah. No, that's beautiful. Because we were all such wonderful friends and we could just have a life together. Austin, you are incapable of of taking care of yourself. I want my kid today

Austin's kid. My one. Oh my God. I want my son to date Austin's son. And then I want my daughter to date your son. What if?

I want actually, yeah, I want a gay son lesbian. No, straight daughter. Straight daughter. I want all gay kids. I don't want them to be sure. Can we CRISPR that?

I have no preference on my kid as long as they're happy. No, I do. I want my to be true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What am I want my kid be a loser?

I want my beautiful daughter named Oscar. Yeah. And she's going to be beautiful. Nobody's, brave enough to say it, but when every parent is very nervous that their kid's going to be a loser. Every parent. Every parent is like, oh my God, I hope

my kid isn't a loser. Yeah, I just hope they're happy and healthy, I think. That's the predately correct answer. We want our kids to be athletes. You know you want your kid to be an athlete. I want to get birth to the next wendy. Where's the Will NEP that wanted us, fucking varsity quarterback, right? I just

don't know. Actually, I want to start in five. This is a new Will Nuff, though. This is the Will Nuff that just passed that element. elementary school and decided I want a child now. You're going to have a problem. So I think I'll leak, but essentially Will is having me plan him a Disney day. I am. That's so cute.

For my, so my, I have, I have two nephews, honorary nephew's second cousins and one niece. I can say this. They've been going through a really nasty divorce. That's, it's been super, super drawn out. It's crazy that how young they are for a marriage. The first tumbler that broke in me wanting to be a dad is I went home for Christmas and I Christmased the ass out of those kids' lives. And one of them pulled me aside and was like, will you be my dad?

That is so sad. Oh, my God. Apparently they are always like, well, Uncle Will. Did you say yes? No, I didn't say yes. That's insane. Can't say yes. What are you supposed to say?

No, I can't be your father. Well, I can't break his little heart. I said, you say yes. Your mother and I'm not. Our nephews, so we can't. Tell them you're gay, so you can't do that. You have to get with his mom now. I basically was like, no, it would be Targaryans.

But so they're coming into town, and I'm taking them to two days of Disney. Two? Two days days. That's too many days. I need the Disney. Okay, so can I say, and I'm going to write this out for you because I don't want you to get fucked over? Sure. I'm a little nervous because I'm scared you're not going to do it right.

But just follow my instructions. You'll be fine. Get him just. Because, I mean, I'm going to get him. Because here's the deal. Kitty, the kids are dead. There's blood everywhere. No, I need all the Disney heads to listen.

I've gotten him, his bippity-pop-ty boutique. Oh, perfect. At 3 o'clock. And then at 7.30, we've got built lightsabers. Hand-built lightsabbers. Yeah. But this is my question. Do you want to do lightsabers or do you want to do droids?

See, I knew it. No, lightsabers. Okay. Because you know what? A droid is something I would appreciate. They're so young. They're remote control droids. They're so young.

The lightsaber is like so... And they light up. Okay. So I do suspect that one of them will hit the other one in the face at one point and there will be tears. That's awesome. That's part of being a kid. That's part of growing up.

At 9 o'clock and this is where it gets confusing, there's a phantasmic show. And it's on the water. Oh my God. You know where we walk by? Yeah. Okay. But this is where it gets confusing. And I'm going to tell you this now, but I'm going to tell you again multiple times.

Okay. So in order to get seats to Fantasmic, you have to have a dime. package and oh my god you kids are dead no no again some people because you can either you can also you can add it as a fast pass we're not going to you know you can but we're not doing that so instead i'm going to book you a dining package so for lunch you're going to go to a very certain spot which i'll have in your agenda and then at the end they'll give you your phantasmic like seating area this is literally from software yeah this is like this is like you need to figure out the Behalith and you can only

trigger it on the 13th moon. Eldon Ring. Yeah. The hardest game. I'm kidding. It is. Why didn't you get him the Disney? She's the VOTI video of Disney. He'll be fine because he needs to run free but I'm going to give him an agenda. It's fine. No, no, but my God, the kids are dead. I like Disney

BIP. But you know. No, it's too expensive. It's very expensive but I like Disney VIP but I still would want to walk through the park. Like imagine if you trigger the wrong sequence of events and then the kids die. That's how it works. And I have they'll do they'll do lunch at pizza Love Pizza Planet.

Love Pizza Planet. The kids will love Pizza Planet. I'm nervous about that. But you'll have a whole, are you a paper person or a phone person? Because I was going to do paper. A paper. Yeah, I'm going to print everything out for you. Give me something to hold.

If he messes up one of the steps, I will screw up the whole way of time. So the only problem is if you don't show up to some of these reservations, my card is the one on the follow. And they charge me at full. Like lightsabers, if you don't show up, they charge me the full cost of lightsaber. That's amazing. That's amazing. She built my ass out. That's amazing.

I haven't done it yet. I didn't know you were doing Disney vacations because I may have you plan my Disney World vacation. But it's hard. I called kind of desperately because their, their mom called me and was like, you mentioned that you like, you know, go to Disney and they like,

it's in their orbit. Would you ever go with us? And I was like, I know. Yeah. Well, and then the problem is, here,

you'll get this. California Adventure, because they'll go the next day. You got to do Disney the first day. Yeah, especially if they get the costumes. You're not doing a hopper? No, no, because it's just too overwhelming for a first time. So they go California the second day.

Yeah. But there's no world of color on a Thursday for some reason. That's a, that's a disaster. But that's okay. I think it's fine. Yeah. You did great. And then also they'll have character dining at storytellers at California.

They did awesome. Yeah, you'll even know, right? They won't even know what they're missing. They're going to be bippity bopped out of their skull. Give them matured and let them. Get them cranked up on power. Powdered chug. Yeah, exactly.

Powdered chug. It'll be great. How exciting. Yeah. That's amazing. How are you doing? Are you taking a peek in my... Wembeian.

Wait, that's cool. Wembe as Mal. Yeah. I want that. Finally came in. Where'd you get that? From Means TV. It's a cooperatively owned socialist

merchandise store. that media platform. They have a lot. Capitalist. Anyway, we're capitalist. Anyway, I wanted to start today's show with a grievance that I have

that we'll be directing to I wonder who it could be. Oh, me? Shut up. As you guys know, I have a team now there's people working with me. That's right. Be careful what you comment on.

And Austin has taken full advantage of that. Well, yes. As if I. Yeah. And sometimes that means like, oh, he knows he can't bother me or he knows I don't know my schedule, so he'll reach out instead ahead of time to be like,

can I check in to Piker Casa, Casa della Piker? I call it Hotel Piker. Hiker Palace. I kind of like that. Which is fine. That's not fine. Alliterations. However, as you guys know, I have, you know, a little bit of a complex relationship with food, right?

And part of that, in order to deal with that. Thank you. I'm going to kill myself. Anyway. No, don't kill yourself. I have, uh, he won't kill himself over that. What some might call almost a fascistic, uh, disciplined, ordered structure in my household. Ashist.

When it comes to the types of snacks that are readily available, they're all protein snacks, all the stuff. Atrocious. Until recently, Austin went to my team and demanded better rotations of snacks. Well, I said if you're going to have a household with guests in it, you got to have some Good snacks because right now I show up to the hotel and there's not a great assortment of snacks. Okay. In his defense, you do have a lot of guests outside of the pod.

Right. It doesn't matter. Yeah, but I actually love when his mom's here because his mom will get olives and I eat the olives. Olives are fine. Because like the problem is like I think your assortment of snacks is great, but I'm also a little bit of a free show. Yeah. You kind of need to have some Oreos and stuff. No, no, because Oreos are delicious.

and I want to eat them. And that's the problem. He got Chex-Mex and wheat thins. And I've been eating. There's a fucking tub. I have Chex-Mex in this past week. And I've never had Checks in my life. This is a thing.

I've ever had Checks of my life. Oh my God, I got to make you Puppy Chow. Yes, I love Puppy Chow. I've had Puppy Chow before. This is my, I have a grievance too. I have a grievance too. I tell his assistant to buy all these great snacks and I show up last night and my checks mix is gone. Patty?

You ate my Chex-Mex mix. I'm going to kill him. You pay all my checks mix. There's no more checks mix. You couldn't have even left a little bit for me. We're done. We're done with that. That's not happy.

He just left the fucking wheat thins and they forgot my dip. That's the other thing. He comes in. He comes in and he thinks he's being subtle with the suggestions. He's like, well, you know, at my own, I love dipping these cardboard and wheat thins in a delicious tillamook cream cheese

with chives I do love the idea that you ordered snacks and I ate them all he did yeah crying just like Tauvoo checks

that's what happened was it was it the cheddar one like I preferred or was it just basic no it was basic that's fine it's not the cheddar

and it was ass and I still ate it because I can't control myself that's why I don't have these fucking things in my house well they forgot A few, well, I put it in order for salt and vinegar chips.

Kettle. Air fried, no, so 30% left that. None of it. We're cutting that out. We're cutting that out. I guess I'll have to bring my own snacks. That's crazy. I do.

Another funny story is my mom is now taken to watching Caroline. Oh. Cute. I think Caroline is keeping her up to date with pop culture. Well, I mean. Yeah, babysitting Caroline Kwan. Caroline is a fabulous streamer that does not get enough credit. I agree.

I don't know. I'll say something about her. Wait, this is my nice voice. This is my nice voice. I think she gets too much. I think she gets too much. I think this is my nice voice. She has this, because we have the same

special interest. We both love pop culture. But she has this ability to file stuff away in a way that I cannot. So she's always my like, call, like, I need well, we can talk about it. If we want to make a safe space, we can talk about Taylor's wedding a little bit.

If we want. Maybe you're not allowed to talk. But if we want, if we want. Hey, one thing I want to say. Uh-huh. I called it she was going to play music. Um, so she, um, she didn't. She didn't. Oh.

She, she, so Stevie Nix performed and Paul McCartney performed. And then she sang karaoke. So it kind of counts. So you're half and half. Anyway, as you were saying about Caroline. But I was talking to Caroline about, or I was talking about why are my getting so my spam calls today. Oh, man, I keep sending money dangerously.

Hello. With pigeons. Yeah, it's really dangerously. Pigeon money? Yes. We've talked about this. I know, I need to stop. You got to stop using avian creatures to send money and start using cash app.

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Yeah. And you know what? It was always weird because when I had pigeons, I'd always get like weird amounts of money. Yeah. Missing and suspicious transactions. Yeah. Because you get a report, right? Yeah.

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So I was talking about Blake lively. And what? Okay. Sorry. Oh, that's a very hot topic. Yeah, I was talking about Blake lively. And I couldn't remember because the court case as they wanted it to be was so complicated. Yeah, right.

So complicated. I literally could not remember the like where it landed or whatever, the ins and outs. And I called Caroline and she knew exactly. Yeah. And what's interesting is the misinterpreted. information too that's been spreading because then I saw a TikTok and I sent it to Caroline and I was like, is this real? And she's like, no. Like there, but it's so convincingly real some of the stuff that people put out. And it's like, bizarre. Anyway, so giving her, her kudos. She that has a filing cabinet. That's also become a part of the story in and of itself. This is something that like started with, uh, the, the Johnny Debt trial as well where now there is a concerted effort to, um, hire specific PR firms that, that will disseminate misinformation and like lean into certain cultural forces, misogyny things of that nature. Yeah.

And they do it on purpose. So like Caroline is is really good at this stuff. And it's really important that there's someone who's really good at this stuff because there is an unbelievable amount of misinformation on this stuff. And it's really interesting because like most people like myself, I don't know enough, don't care enough about it. And I just always will like hand wave it away because I'm like, eh, it's just a kind of gossip, but it's not, it's like pretty, it has a lot of cultural significance.

It's hard for me to get invested in that kind of thing. What? Like gossip and pop culture. It's not, it's not just gossip and pop culture. Like, it's, it's making its way into the political sphere as well. And she's got a fat ass. I would argue. Okay.

You know, I was going to, she. I can say that? Yeah. Can I say it too? It's beautiful. It could be weird still if I said that. If I could. I feel like, is, I feel like, as a gay man, like, you know, as a gay man, like,

you still have a little bit more. Like, Yeah, but you're a gay man who's her friend. And be, yeah, but I feel like you, if I were like, Caroline,

you got a fat ass. I take a lot of pride in it now because I've been personal training her. Yeah, she began to jacked. I, we were at the baseball game the other night and she out through me on the,

she like, oh yeah, she out threw me. Yeah. And I, I felt. Amasculated. A little bit.

And I, but I had to check myself. I said, this is the patriarchy. I almost have her doing a full strict pullup. She's almost there. Yeah. She's one.

Yeah, that's really hard. But the reason... I can do that. Yes. Austin. I can't do it. All the time. I'm getting closer to be able to do a push-up.

That's crazy. I mean, now I feel better about the pitch thing, because I can do a full pull-up. You could also bench, like, 90 pounds, and she can bench, like, 40. No, no, I can bench a lot more than that. Men's upper body strength is a little bit more significant. I think women and men are equally as strong. We're not. That's not, like, I mean, it depends.

It depends on... Dymorific species. No, no, I think we're equally... I think women are stronger in many respects. That's... Oh, that's correct. Because when they give birth, you get some of them.

Hey, Politico. Well, I just, I don't know. I think women should be playing in men's sports. Austin's like, I can do more bullets than Caroline God, and fuck you! Because we're equal. So your mom...

He found a way to, you know... I want to go a step beyond trans people playing in sports. I want to say women should play in men's sports. Trans women are women. So you're saying I want cis women to play. Dumbass idiot. You just got out. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Anyway, no, it's fine. We're going to move away from that nuclear subject. Shout out Caroline. Yeah, shout out Caroline. I brought this up because I was saying that my mom is now giving me recaps of Caroline's dream. She came in hot last night. was like, did you know that cannibal guy is doing a racist movie? I'm like, Bob, what do you?

Like, I know what she's talking about, but I was like, it's Army Hammer. Armie Hammer did the, you know, Uve-Bull. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's our favorite, what's the name of the movie? Isn't it like? Postal? No, it's not postal, but what's the name of the movie he did with Armyhammer? Isn't it like vigilant, vigilante?

Citizen vigilante. I've been meaning to watch it. I want to watch it on street. In a world where Muslims are out of control. Yeah. One man stands against the hodge. Army Hammer. Yeah, it's one of the world.

As salaam al-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-salaam. It's just a movie about Army Hammer killing a bunch of Muslims. Yeah, no. Someone just cut that and they put you on like some propaganda. It's actually horrible. It's like not like horrible as in like it's super racist. It is super racist. No, it's super racist.

No, no, no. But it's all, it's super racist. But it's also poorly shot. It's all, it's super racist, but it's also like, no, no, hilarious, like comically bad. But so there's like a, I want to point something out, though. Here's a huge problem. We're joking about it as though it is something that is obscure. It's the number two trending film on Amazon right now.

Yeah, no. Are people watching it, like, Sharknado? No, people are watching it like, Sharknato? No, people are watching it because they're like, hell yeah. You don't, you know, like Sharknato like watching. Here's what's funny about this, I think. Maybe I'm wrong on this, but there is this Remember during peak woke?

Yeah. There was like, what was it, Hannah Gadsby? Like, Nanette. And everyone was like, we have, this is must watch television. Okay. I don't know how we're going to relate. Okay, it was kind of bad. Wait, Nanette was good.

I did not like it. Okay. It was a TED talk. It was not a comedy. I've said it even back then and people were fucking. Yeah. People had the knives out back back. Right.

I get it. This is Nanette for races where they're like, I have to watch this even though it's dog shit because it's like I agree with the political positions. Okay, can I say something? And shout out to Jean Marco, friend of the pod

for making this joke. But he correctly said something. There have been so many people canceled in Hollywood now. You can kind of make a pretty good fucking baseball team with the people that have been canned. Yeah, which I want

to talk about as well. Usually, the kind of freaks that make these these like baseball team these like anti James Woods Kevin Sorbo right right like the usual suspects

they were the drags yeah of Hollywood and performance now you know Jonathan Majors like Jonathan Majors is a great actor have you seen the Jonathan Majors film that's what I wanted to talk about another racist against Muslim films

it's a school taken over by radical Muslims Yeah, one man must stand against the tide of extremist worship. So Jonathan Major's got, if you recall, Jonathan Major got canceled. What world are they living? Like, not just by the public, but also the court of law. Because he did, you know, domestic abuse. So not ideal.

Yeah, not ideal. And he's like, we're talking MCU. We're talking like he's actually, he has like legit acting chops. And he is a phenomenal actor, regardless of his John of the Major is the person. Right. Right. He was king. Yeah.

So now you have like, as Will correctly pointed to, like a roster of like canceled talent that is actually very good. Like God help us if Leo gets canceled. Yeah. Oh. There's going to be some hateful movies. Or can you imagine Denzel? You get your hands off. Yeah.

No. Denzo's on cancel level. Danzo's on camp. We can't. That's for the culture. You can't cancel. I mean, we could really be in trouble. God.

Yeah. So Daily Wire has started this production. on a show, on a movie, sorry, with starring Jonathan Majors, whose character is called Uncle Tom, by the way, literally, which is like, how do you reduce yourself to that position? It's a little on the nose. Yeah. Where Jonathan Majors is a security guard on a college campus, and he partners up with a Navy SEAL vet who then go into this college campus where the pro-Palestinian students have basically

implemented Islamic Jihad, permanent Sharia law. Sharia law. Like in the school? In the school. In the school. And woke. This is like a merger of like woke and and Islamist fundamentalism. And no one can do anything about it.

And all these students are for trans rights, but they're also Islamic fundamentalists. So like there's a diger. No, no, no. We have to watch the trailer. Please. There's ISIS footage in it. We have to watch trailer. Like real ISIS footage.

Yeah. Yes. So this is like a wave of this is like a wave of stuff happening right now. Yeah. Because and I hate to tell you guys this. but with the success of the CISN vigilante film, there's going to be more. Well, it's not just that.

I will say this. Run, hot, fight. Yeah, it's called infidel. So, hold on, hold on. Infidel or infidels? Yeah, run, hide, fight, infidels. So one thing I will say is this. I know we don't talk a lot about politics on this podcast, but...

Shut up. But there is a little bit of a political undercurrent here. Really? You guys, well, no, no, no. It's Fox News. No, no, not just this specifically. This is daily wire production. So it's, of course, inherently political.

The political undercurrent is this. There's a country in the Middle East, known as Israel, that may or may not have been having a good time with its popularity waning in the Western world. And a while back, they hired a bunch of- We got to take them back to the 90s and make them afraid of these Muslims again. No, but you're not wrong. That's exactly what they did. So they hired consultants.

the Israeli foreign ministry hired a bunch of consultants and marketing agencies to survey no just like regular probably like regular gay guys but they just got a fat check you know what I mean

like but anyway they got together and they looked at it and they were like Israel everybody fucking hates you this is not good but there is something that we could do they surveyed the public and they found out that everybody hates Israel but the thing that they also could

hate more than Israel potentially is Muslims. So you will see a lot more Islamophobia getting tuned up in the United States of America and the Western world. You know what I think part of that is I just don't think the average American has any interaction with the Muslim people. Yeah. And I think it's a huge issue because it goes back to kind of like that 80s undercurrent of like every villain was either a Russian or a Muslim in every single Stallone movie. It's like, oh my God. Yeah. Global War and Terror.

That was the whole part. That is a deliberate attempt to create this idea. Anyway, let's watch the trailer. And I just wanted to give you that little, you know, background information. Warning in Northern Virginia. Radical Islam has designs openly on the West. The FBI ordered a terror plot on New Year's Eve. Violence attack over the Halloween weekend in Michigan.

Protests on college campus is showing no signs of stopping. That's real. October 7th, it's real ISIS footage. And 9-11! Yeah, there's an ISIS flag there, too. Oh, my God. It's like, pause. It, like, works on Qie.

By the end of the trailer, and she's like, we really have a problem with these fucking models. Guys, this is scary out there. Yeah, I mean, it's a scary world out there. It's just funny because, like, this has nothing to do with campus activists. Right.

Okay, so where's the... Where's it going? Oh, just wait. Oh, God. It's the morning thing. It's the call of the prayer. Is it called the prayer? What is it?

It's not in Afghanistan. No. It's in Virginia. My God. Look, look. They're all busting at the prayer mats. And then the ones that don't have their prayer mats. They're running.

They're running to make sure that they get their prayer mats so they can go pray. It's the as on. Or they're running no way because they're afraid of them. Infidel. Oh my God. I can't wait to watch this movie. Can I admit something shameful? If this movie had come out in the 90s and had Stallone at the helm, I probably would have

fucking loved it. Yeah, I can't wait to watch this movie. I'm not gonna let Mohammed ruin this car it's champion. Get behind me. In a weird way, it's even worse because it's Jonathan Majors, who is actually a good actor. Yeah, no, that knocks it down a few pegs from. me. So if, if, if, if there was still own in a training montage,

I'm in. So you are an easy sell. This is why this is why this is why it works. But, um, so the, let's not pretend they actually used to make movies like that that I did. Like, Brockie four is one long. Like the Russians are bad people.

I mean, I was even listening on 4th of July. Yeah. They had me for a minute on the 4th of July. Who is they? No, no, no. Like, the 250th anniversary, I kind of, I didn't watch a Trump speech. Austin was laying in the lawn? No, but I, no.

I, you know, we just celebrated the 4th of July, 250th anniversary. That's right, we did. And I was like, you know, the day was a beautiful, sunshiney day. And then I was walking in the grocery store and I heard, on the highway, coast to coast. Yeah. You know, I was just kind of starting to feel the take you anywhere when there's no Toadish down.

Too far. You my father. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was in the grocery store. I was shopping. The USA.

Like I just, I loved that. Springsteen. Yeah. I was starting to feel it. I was buying hot dogs, brats, hamburgers, everything. I had a barbecue, everything like that. And by the end of the day, I was like, you know what? I had hope.

Can I argue something, though? What? Can I argue something, though? What? Don't let shitty people take that. No, I know. My argument is, The reason that we fight for this country is because at the core of it, there is something sick.

There is something sweet. And we just need to, we can't surrender those things. And you know what I did? You know what I did? I was walking through because I went and watched fireworks in this beautiful neighborhood. Beautiful neighborhood. And where the American dream still exists. And we're walking away from the beautiful fireworks show.

And I put my hand. Beautiful. I put white neighborhood. Now, hold on. It was very diverse. very diverse neighborhood. In Portland, Oregon. And I put my hand on Christian's shoulder

and I said, you know what, Christian? This is the American dream. We need to expand this to more. Okay. Exactly how he responded. We're going to shout at him back. And then he did the splits. Yeah.

And I said, this is the American dream. It's not available for everybody. And that's why. That's why we should. Christians are sponsored. We should hold hands. We need to. We're holding hands.

But the whole point was it's not available for everybody and that's wrong is what I said. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. It needs to be wider available. Do you think we should make America great again? No, no, no. America has never reached his full potential. That's right.

And I believe that we need, we definitely have stumbled a few times along the way and we need to Medicare for all, affordable housing, raise the minimum wage. It's ridiculous. 7.25 an hour. Are you kidding me? Are you running for office or not? What the fuck is this bullshit? There's a lot of opportunity out there. Yeah, no opening in Maine. You can... Hold on. Carpet bag.

How much time is left on the episode? Perfect. Austin's show, I've been waiting. It's in my... It's in my fucking blood. I think I know what's... Oh, we all know. We all know. Oh, yeah. It's been coming down the runway.

Austin had a wet dream over this. I've been meaning to, I've been meaning to, I've been meaning to write this up as well. Ladies and gentlemen, the world of aviation. Hey, cutey. Hi. Guess what we have in common. We are strong and probably 5% BMI. That's the end of the ad read.

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Nothing to sell. However, you can start your free trial on Shopify and you could start. Oh, I don't need money. No, yep, you don't need money right now with your free trial and you could make money. And you would sell probably. You've said the same thing every time. Can you do something new this time? Model planes.

Model planes, wow. He always says dick. Wow. Model planes. Plains. Modern planes. That's a fun business idea and you can start a storefront because if I can figure it out, anyone can figure it out. Shopify is so easy for all of us. Easy. Yeah, even for a dummy like me. Am I right? You are pretty stupid. It has nothing to do with you. Yeah, of course. That's right. It turns out you don't need a real job. You just build your own business with a free trial at Shopify.com slash fear. Start your free trial at Shopify.com slash fear.

Ch-ching. husband shocked. Oh, yes. A young student pilot. Yes. Went up with her instructor. Yes, she did. The instructor halfway through in his Cessna.

Yes. 150. Open the door. Yes. Jumped to his death. What a crazy thing to do. And before leaping to his death, he turned to her and said, you know what to do. Jumping out of the aircraft.

And she successfully. landed the plane. Yes. Austin, on a scale of one to ten, I'm jealous of that woman. I'll be honest with you, if I had a flight instructor

that turned to me and said, open the door, I would have probably pushed him out before he said, finished. Austin's show would revive the Ellen show if this happened to him so he could go,

yes, Ellen, I was scared for my life, but my training kicked in. I'll be honest, I wasn't as excited because if it was a commercial jet, I would have been more excited. No, a commercial jet, you would have had all those lives.

Yes, which is more, more, I would have, I need to be this. I would have been the savior. But I don't know. See, I would have been pissed off that they didn't put a picture of me on the article. Yeah, I think it's weird that they're showing the instructor. I think she might have wanted her identity. Okay, that's good. Yeah.

Well, anyway, so this, I looked into this girl. We don't even know if that's the instructor, do we? Yeah. Yes, that's, that is. Yeah. And I looked into this girl a little bit. And. Who knew women could fly planes?

Well, no, no, first of all, women are great to fly planes. No, no, no. We look for DEI on when we're traveling. It is rare, though. As somebody who flies every week, it's rare to have a woman in the cockpit. Not for me. I choose on purpose. Like on Uber?

Like when you choose women drivers? Yeah, I choose on purpose. So, Saan, looking for women pilots. No, no, we have, you know, there's, I've had women. I've had women captains, right? Women captains. Yeah. I've had women first officers, but mostly men, unfortunately.

are flying the planes in America. Disgusting. You have been insufficient in your defense. But I will say, I will add some commentary to this story. She did have her private pilot's license. Nice. So she was qualified to land the plane.

So she wasn't completely unqualified, but still, under pressure. Was she getting her full? I don't know. She was probably just going through instructional to get the next license or whatever. I mean, we're getting hours in maybe? What an intense way to kill yourself. Literally.

Crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Like, no, I mean, I say this. I couldn't do it. I will say this. Yeah. From purely utilitarian perspective, it's good that he did this instead of, because these instructors also end up crashing things.

Yeah. Oftentimes flying real commercial flights as well. And obviously, suicidality is something that they look at. There's, you know, there's psych evaluations and whatnot because there's, you know, 200 lives at stake. That one flight. Yeah, there's a lot of that happened. So like, this was like the least.

I don't comply anyway. I mean, it's still horrible. Obviously, he shouldn't have killed himself. And he certainly should not have risked the lives of others by killing himself with, with someone who he was instructing. Because then, who knows, the Cessna could have, like, who knows she could have panicked. Could have been a weight and balancing. Maybe he was a big dude.

That, yeah, sure. Dead and fat. But, but ultimately, I'm saying, like, what if the plane just went into a, if he was an instructor and he was that suicidal. as an instructor, that means he could have been fucking mending a regular commercial. Yeah. I mean, it kind of reminds me of Sky King. Yeah.

Sky King in Seattle who hijacked a Da Havalin dash 8, Alaska Airlines and flew into an island. Yeah, he went crazy. That's the one where there's the call, right? Yeah. You got to bring it down. He's like, I'm having so much fun up here. He was with air traffic control. That is one of the air traffic controls ever.

Yeah, I got to be honest. So there's this, there's this big. You put the right soundtrack behind that call, and it means. makes you want to rat. It romanticizes suicide. There's a, yeah. Okay, well,

like 13 reasons why. There's a, there's a, there's a trend going on right now. It's come back into, what? Cool ways to kill her or something? No,

no, no, no. There's a trend going on. Let's go ban for ban. There's a trend going on right now that Maya actually highlighted in a YouTube video where she,

a lot of men think that they can land a plane by themselves or in an emergency. They think that. And I'm getting very frustrated because I can do that. But you don't. Something Adapt can do that? No, I don't think he can.

I don't think anybody except me can do it. No, you can't. I have done it. Yeah, I was, I have the controls, by the way, for the record. I have done it. I've done it successful. I actually think I would, between all of us, I think Will would probably be the one to be able to do it just because he can do anything.

What about me? Kitty, you would. I've done it. You would close your eyes. I've done it. Wait, what the fuck I'm talking right? You don't think Morocco can do it, but you think Will can do it? I'll be honest with the, Will just has some sort of inate ability.

That's insane. That's insane. You're just saying that because you are afraid of testing yourself against Marat. Guys, who is a person with a pilot? Your weight in the front of the plane. It's true. Yeah, because of all the checks makes it, you aid. What is happening?

Why are we getting fast? I just really liked calling us on fat today. So everybody knows. Marat. God damn it. Marat has backed out of the challenge. No, yes. I've changed.

He keeps changing and moving the goalposts. I have not, I want to be very clear. Oh. I have not challenged Marat that he's a better pilot. Choward. Overall, I said, I can fly a 737. I said, that's the competition. He keeps adding shit.

He wants to dog fight, not with actual dogs, but like, you know, the plane. And then with actual dogs. And I'm like, you guys should dog fight, though, for fun. I mean, maybe. Did you know that they banned chickens from having knives on their legs in the 70s? Yes. Wait, chickens have knives on their legs? Only in the 70s.

Oh. That's like not that long ago. It's crazy. We should all go to Vegas and watch them dog fight for it. Okay, but hold on. But here's the deal. He wants to make that a part of the competition. That's not relevant to what I.

No, no, no. We should just go for enjoying that. Okay, but you need to tell Marat that that's different because that's different. That's a separate part of the competition. Right. No. Right. I'm not a chicken.

It's okay to be a chicken. I'm not a chicken. I'm literally going tomorrow. Yeah. You want to know why you're not a chicken because even a chicken has more flight than you. No. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I'm doing it tomorrow alone. A flightless bird has flown more than you. We can celebrate the end of our tour with a Vegas trip, and you guys can dog fight. I mean, okay, well, here's the deal. I sell, I, I, I, I, uh, what's up groundy? I'm doing it tomorrow. Tomorrow I'm doing it alone, because nobody wants to do it with me. I'm doing it alone in Vegas tomorrow.

Dogfighting. No, I'm just, no, I'm just flying the little plane. Simulator. I'm just doing it myself. You're not getting in a real plane. No. open. Okay.

So that's it. But yeah, though, this is a fantasy of mind and rest in peace, but, you know, how selfish,

but also rest in peace. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know how to deal with suicide like this. You know what I mean? How selfish?

Well, I mean, I think, you're very troubled, but please come out of you're just trying to address every single perspective. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

How do you deal with somebody who killed themselves? And then you also, they did it in a selfish way. Oh, I think suicide. Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah.

What's the least selfish way for suicide? I guess like voluntary active. They're usually not thinking of that. So what you say? You go, hey, come on. You just, yeah, you hit him with a hey, come on. Yeah, while he's opening, they're like, hey. Hey, come on.

Come on. People were saying that they thought it was misogynistic with the way he did it. What? That's what people on Twitter. What? That's the funniest angle on the server. They said that he left a woman in the air. Well, that's what.

that's what people are saying I mean I have a tweet to show you chivalry is dead yeah they thought he was misogynistic dude he opens the door winds whipping in you know what to do also I don't agree with you voting

like what no like is it is it misogynistic because like okay is it misogynistic because he put a woman in harm's way yeah so this is the tweet but also he believed in her men commit suicide as an act as a last act of violence he could have killed himself on his own time

is what the tweet says. Why did he do it in the presence of a woman and also risk her life? That's attempted murder. Yeah, but what do you want to do? You want to charge him for attempted murder? I don't know. I don't know. It has 40,000 likes.

And it got me to thinking, would he have done that if that other pie was a man? You know, I think so. I just think men's PR right now is real bad. Yeah, well, it never has been great. You can basically say anything you want about a man right now. You know, it should. Yeah, fuck them. Oh, yeah.

Unless I need a really big jar open. We're in an all-time low right now. I mean, men have... We got men dunking on women saying they can do more pull-ups than them, on themselves and planes. Yeah. Men thinking that they could land a plane better than a woman can if there was a suicide scenario. Yeah.

I mean, I don't think I could land it better than her. You know, I'm just... I don't know how she landed. You kind of implied it, though. You know what I mean? I don't know how she meant it. No, no, no. I mean, I think she's probably a brilliant pilot and she'll go on to have a...

I do agree with you. I'm picking up what you're putting down. There's one man that is actually fomenting tremendous amounts of misogyny on this podcast. Adding temptation to the home of a friend with a, you know, real food. Yeah, he's messed up. He's a demon. How has your food been going? Anyway, let's, it's going fine.

There's one other story that I want to talk about. Oh. He just ignored it. Clavicular. Oh. Wait, I actually don't know it. Lovicular. You love this.

I, we have to, I have to show you this because it's the most insane thing I've ever seen. Okay, but, but I will, I will, you know, clibicular is a young content career for those who don't know. He's a kick streamer. All the rage, right? New York Times actually said he was one of the most stylish individuals of 2026. Yeah, it's fucking insane.

Okay, anyway, this kid's- The moment, New York Times is washed. This kid's PR is abysmal. Having said that, let's read this headline. Looks Maxer, Clavicular was gifted, an open AI star of David necklace to commemorate his first trip to Israel. Clavicular is in Israel, folks.

That's right. Only a couple months after clavicular, only a couple months after clavicular, came in hot, did the whole Heil Hitler stuff with Nick Fuentes, prominent anti-Semite, and numerous other prominent anti-Semites. Is he going to the wall? He is going to the, yes, he called it the kissing the wall tour, where he is going to Israel.

Wow. And he's going to riz the wall. Oh, my God. He's going to riz the wall. There is speculation that he might be meeting with the prime minister of Israel, Benjamin Nidiyahou. He apparently has IDF. doing like round the clock security for him.

I don't know what's going on. Wait, why? Do they know? Wonderful use of my tax dollars and yours as well that they're providing this security. Oh yeah, because we fund. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's fantastic. I just wanted to briefly intro that for you guys. So wait, the IRS is BDS. I guess you're right. But. Interesting. BDS has limitations. Oh, so I shouldn't pay my taxes.

That's what I was thinking. Yeah. So BDS has limitations. they don't suggest that because you would go to prison. I'm I don't I don't freaking get it

I don't get I don't get how taxes that's hard number one number two I don't get how people can just be like Nazis and then just like people still like

consume isn't I know that seems stupid but like Kanye West for example like so so like literally hiled Hitler as a song like he made a song about it

he sold a shirt with a schwasica. Yeah, he like, quick. Shwastika. You added a little, wait, isn't that how it was pronounced? He had some hoot-spa.

It's okay. Is it shwashika? You're putting a little, is that how it's- Swastika. I thought it was swastika. I've always thought it was shwashedica. It's because you keep having sex

before they get to that part. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. It means I've never, I'm not a Nazi. I would have been bullied out of him. Very authentic of him. Very authentic of pronunciation.

You know, they can never. Samana Nazi because I'd be like, I can't even pronounce Shasta again. Yeah, right? Anyway, it's like, and then Kanye West was like, sorry, and then everyone was just like, yeah, let's go watch his tour. Like, I don't understand.

He didn't really say. I don't get it. Lauren Hill was there singing with it. No, I'm going to get it. I'm like, shocks me. Kitty, what? This is such a normal progression. It's crazy.

And the rest of us had to swallow it as we watched everybody go to a Kanye West tour after everything that happened and be like, hell yeah, my dark twisted fantasy. And you're like, yeah, that album's great. What about the other part? Yeah, we all loved graduation. Like, what, but like, you guys are, uh,

we all loved forever on the dance floor, but we didn't need to get like, he punched a woman in the face multiple times. Like, why are we going to see Chris Brown? Like, what's going on? You guys are talking about my band brother Kanye West, now also known as Yeh, artist formerly known as Kanye West. Neither of us can go to the UK. So we're doing a tour together, folks.

That's right. They banned him from the UK. Wow. Yeah, as Kanye West was banned from the UK. We covered it on this fucking podcast. Oh, yeah, that's right. Both of you for being anti-sillized. Months later, and then months later, the British government was like, you know who else is just like Kanye West?

Hassan Biker. That's crazy. Have you been, have they rescinded that ban yet? No. I got to be careful because I'm going to the UK. You know what you should do. You should make an album. You should make an album with him.

It would really bail you out. I just don't get it. It like, my jaw drops every single time I, like, see someone going to the conference. I'm like, really? Like, I get it. I get liking his old music. Hopefully you don't also like his Hitler music.

That'd be crazy. But like, I don't get. I don't get it. I don't get it. I think people just don't give a shit anymore. It's like, they don't care. A lot of people that supposedly cared about like woke values or just doing it in such a performative way.

It's always like a, it's always like an unbelievably cynical deployment of identity politics for many people in positions of power that like, Most people already had that dog in them. You know, most people already are like kind of reactionary, kind of right wing. Yeah, I saw a lot of celebrities, like posting on my Instagram story, like at his shows. This is the reality of woke. A lot of celebrities, as in all of the our friends in the Twitch stream. This is a reality.

Oh, I actually didn't see a lot of our friends. This is a reality of woke is it's easy to be woke until you have to confront something that you actually like. Right? Yeah, it's easy for me because I don't like that. No, I think the, I have an emotional support billionaire. I'm allowed one. See? I think the problem

Yeah, exactly. I think the problem is the core of the world. Everybody. 1.0, 2.0, the real thread is empathy. And I think, unfortunately,

most people are so fried. That's an alien concept. So most of their empathy is performative. And so they don't understand why going to something like Kanye's fucking tour

after he is a Nazi is something they shouldn't do because they fundamentally lack the core concept. You can have, you can have empathy that he clearly has like poor mental health. Like there's something wrong there. Like you can have that empathy, but you don't need to, like, I don't know. So did David Koresh? I know, but I'm just saying like it's like. Okay, but did David Koresh make graduation?

There's the therein lies the issue. I guess so. No, but there's also the second thing like where I do think. Like, I think if Jeffrey Epstein became a right-wing podcaster, instead of being assassinated by, you know, Donald Trump when he was in federal prison, he probably would have a lot more fans right now. Like, there would be like a real concerted effort to like, you know, push. There's always the, there's always the undercurrent of like fucking

manosphere people pushing for that too. Yeah. It's like, a woman's a woman when she hits 15. Yeah. If Jeffrey Epstein wrote graduation, we're all at his island. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's like a separate. That's besides.

Can we get much higher? So high. 15. Yeah. It's good. It's good music. It's good. Not much high.

Just right there is good. Yeah. It's just people don't give a shit. My psychologist take is I do think the death of the death of his mother really, he needed, he needs some more therapy there. Are we talking about Kanye or Jeffrey Epstein? No, Kanye. Maybe Jeffrey Epstein.

Yeah. Yeah. I think it would be hard for me. I think, you know, when I think about my sports teams, sure. Oh. I'm just happy Kanye is not the starting quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. Dude, I, yeah.

Yeah. You know what I mean? You see what I'm saying? No, I've always thought about the Jets, like, what level of moral reprehensive person would be on my team. I know. Okay, theory. Kirk probably doesn't think I can, you know. Aaron Rogers got close.

Okay, but Aaron Rogers is easy to dismiss. What if he was lobbing them? just fucking throwing the perfect spirals. Jets is in the Super Bowl. I mean, I told you guys, I burned my Vax card when he first got. Yeah. Jets get to the Super Bowl. What level, like, Aaron Rogers has increasingly gotten worse throughout this process, right?

Like, let's say, in this last time. Throughout the season, every time the Jets win, he comes out and says something even more heinous, where he's like, I've actually, I think the age of consent should be lowered. Right. Right. Right. But you depend on your organization to get rid of them before you have to make a distribution. You stream with scumbags all the time because you're trying to like fix them. Uh-huh.

I would try and fix them. You would try. I would reach out and I'd be like, Aaron, I'm doing, man. But he's like, but he's like, please stop doing what you're doing. But what if that's the secret sauce is my point. The more hate as he gets, the better he gets at football. Ah, man. Oh, ooh.

That's tough. It's up fun. We know the answers. Yeah. Speaking of vaccines, I'm a little behind on all my vaccines. I found out about it. And I can see how people get sick because I don't, I've got it. There's a tetanus shot that I'm owed.

Okay. Sorry. Tetanus? You're supposed to get a tetanus every time. Yeah, no. That's like the one that you have to get. Wait, so what if I don't get it? Death by like lockjaw is, what is lockjaw?

That's he get from tetanus. When you fucking. Just go get it. You can go to CVS and get it. Yeah. I mean, so you mean the one that I got like 12, 13 years? Tennis is like the one that you have to get. Okay, okay, I need to get that.

I'm also out of date for manager cockle. That's one that I'm not as afraid of his manager. Also, and then they said COVID. Yeah. So anyway, I was at the doctor's office. You know, actually get that. I was at the doctor's office and I was going to get these vaccines, but I got my blood drawn and she had a shaky hand.

Oh, yeah. And I was trying. Put the needle in my penis. No, she puts the needle in, and she's, like, talking to me, and her hand is shaking, and I feel the needle. Ouch, out, out. Go, like. Let me see? I don't want to look.

She bruised me. She bruised me, and she's got a shaky hand. And I could feel the needle moving inside my vein, and it hurts so bad. So I was like, I don't know if I trust her to administer these vaccines. You can just get them at CVS. That's where I'm going to go, and tetanus hurts. How long? No, no, it's like, well, no, it's not that bad.

Tennis is like the one, though. Because Tennis will fucking kill you. Remember? Me and Gailen went and got matching ones. Okay. I mean, I've had them in my life. If you ever get caught by something rusty. Go see if, if, um, if Christian,

if Christian doesn't remember the last time he got his, have him get it with you. Um, if you don't remember, that means you're probably due. Christian hasn't been on earth for that long. Hassan, he is a grown man. He's 25 years old, almost. He's not there yet. He'll be there soon. 24 and a half.

He probably needs one. He got his... No, he's going to turn 25 in September. So he's definitely gotten it twice. Well, come on. I'm only a little bit older. I'm probably only got. Yeah, he got.

Come on. Come on. Come on, y'all. Come on. We're only eight years apart. We'll be seven and seven for a brief period of time for a couple months. We'll be closer in age. But, you know, I'm sure he got a tetanus about 10 years ago when he was.

was 14. Yeah, maybe. So anybody else have any topics before we jump into the Patreon? Well, I do have a story, but I want to save it for the Patreon. Okay. Do you want to talk about Taylor Swift or no? Let's do it. Let's do it.

Okay. I want to say I love the Swifties. Can I be honest? Everyone kept saying he's a terrorist. Can I be honest? What? Wait, wait, wait. What about him being a terrorist?

I mean, what's new? No, because. The Swifties were really mad at Hassan. Can I say something? I was getting tagged at stuff saying, cutie, you need to talk to Hassan. And I was like, what did he do? I think mainstream media outlets want to kill me. Yeah, no, they do. Because they were like, no, literally, they were just like, oh, we couldn't like sick the Israel lobby on them and stuff like that. Like, it didn't work.

So Hollywood reporter, I think posted like 11 times. My offhanded remark about how like I thought, you know, it's not a great use of public funds and public resources. And at best, it's a little tacky is what I said. It's a big gauche. That's what I said. I love Taylor Swift. She's great. I just thought maybe, you know, there could have been like a much fancier, much more beautiful.

Oh, I don't know about that. Wedding. I don't know about that. I think her wedding was, I mean, it's kind of storybook. However, shutting down public utility and being an inconvenience. I meant like you could do it. The Rhode Island thing that you mentioned. She's the tops of the top.

She's Taylor. Rhode Island. I thought you mentioned Rhode Island. She's going to buy Rhode Island. She has. That'd be awesome. Yeah. She has a beautiful home in Rhode Island.

Yeah. But the problem is it's like at the end of a cul-de-sac. And so it would have been like, I don't know where she could have gotten married. Like an island or something. Anyway. Yeah. And I think an island. Yeah.

My point was like, my point was like, my point was. You know, I had some. That would be a great way to take back. But the problem is. Flyovers. How do you prevent flyovers? Louis St. Taylor? Yeah. You get those, the Ukrainian, you hire the Ukrainian military with those drone weapons.

Have you ever heard, have you guys, have you heard the theory that she got married on the fourth so that when she gets a divorce, she can release an album called Independence Day? Yeah, I saw that. I mean, that's a pretty. She has a bunch of songs that were like, like, because she loves Fourth of July. She has a few songs. I heard that they signed a prenuptial agreement. Yeah. And the penalty for cheating is 20.

$20 million per incident. Stroke. No. No. It's $20 million per incident. So if he cheats on her, like, and sleeps to somebody four different times, it could bankrupt him because he's worth $80 million. Wow.

And I looked at that and I said, you know what? Good for Travis Kelsey's only worth $80 million? Also, I don't think there's any world that that's true. There's no world that their pre-nups got out to us. Okay. There's no world. Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

I bought it, though. Because I've seen people being like, in their pre-nups, it says that she can't write songs if they break up. Bish would never agree to that. Yeah, of course. Like, it's just like, they're just. Isn't it kind of weird, like, with marriage, like you're planning the out?

You know what I mean? No, I think prenupt is very normal now. Also, when you're a billionaire, you need to say. At that level, come on. Why me, I know you need one. At that level, you're, this is a financial contract. No, no, I get it. I get it.

Worth. I mean. Because I'll be. honest. I'll probably do one. Even if I didn't like Taylor's yeah. And you love her. And I love her. If I had a crack in marrying her, half

a billion, well, I would lead that bitch down the road to nowhere. Would you, would you, what would about Caroline? She would be in on it. Okay, cool. So we would honey dip her so. Yeah. What I'm, you know,

I'd probably marry her too. What I'm hoping, I'm ignoring that, What I'm hoping. But you do it to anyone for a billion dollars. No. You're better than us. I want the record to know that I would not do this. Well, then honestly, can I be real?

You're not a good enough like entrepreneur. No, you're not a good enough socialist. Oh. Because with a billion dollars, I'm sorry, I could fix a lot of people. You're right. That's a good point. Like I'm talking about kids in Africa will have clean water

because I seduced someone. I do think that is a price that I'm willing to take on to the, no, I'm a fucking hero. No, I know. I would take it into my body of stress. I'm with you. I would never, I could not do it because I love Taylor. I would seduce Donald Trump if I thought I could.

I'd fuck Donald Trump. Yeah. Get a billion dollars. The thing is, I've talked about this will is that the only, I'd be a billionaire, but I'd be a good one, but to get there, you usually have to be unethical, but what you'd be doing is not. Right. So, but suffice to say, I'm being facetious, I'm being humorous.

That is why preemps exist. I, well, we have an opportunity for the fandom, if we can put this out there. Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff just broke up. Who are those people? Jack Antonoff is, he's on bleachers. Oh, really? He's from the substance. Yeah.

And also, and also her sister was in Metal Gear Solid. Or no, not Mediore Star, Death Stranding. And Jack Antonoff, longtime producer, Taylor Swift. So we need someone from our audience or if Caroline could seduce and marry Jack Antonoff. That way we can... What? Is he a billionaire? No.

But so then we can get in the inner circle. Right. So I'm just throwing that out there in case there's anyone in the comments that know. Well, we had an opportunity. Maybe we could do something. Isn't there also a rumor that Taylor is like kind of without best friend now? She is, but I'm not interesting enough. You are.

Step up. Guys, I'm not. You let your friends. Can we talk about that? What's the deal with that? Because like there is, you, you tweeted something that I was wondering

what that was about where you were like, was she there. I was talking about Carly Clause. Yeah, I suspect that it was. And she has been confirmed because I was back and forth

and I was like, no, I think she just wanted attention. It's been confirmed she was there. So that means. That means maybe they're mending their relationship. Maybe. But then also someone else was there,

the cheating instincts in there. Oh, Josh Kushner or whatever Jared Kushner. Yeah, that's fucking Jared Kushner was at the wedding as well. So weird. I didn't get invited. Can you imagine if the gala rumors come up as true,

the pre-nup is real, she sleeps with Carly Clause like 38 times. That'd be awesome. Travis Kelsey becomes one of the richest men of them. Oh, yeah. It's per stroke. How do you prove that in court? Carly Clause is so interesting

because there's like rumors that this song called Gold Rush that Taylor Swift wrote is about Carly Clause and sure she shows up to the wedding in a gold dress. And then the next day when they like catch her on the street, they're like, how's the wedding? And she was like, oh, it was like, it was like Paris. Like she quoted another one of Taylor Swift's songs.

And it's like, girl. She's in on the memes. Yeah. So anything else you want to say about the wedding? We're just being facetious. Um, I think it's weird that there was a nice person there. Wait, like a like a like a like a like a like a ice. Wait, like someone frozen?

Yeah. No. No. No. an ice a person that that is an ice contractor oh no yeah isn't that crazy it's Austin Pallas baby just me just me and my best friend they stole my mojo no I literally thought they had the Seattle human robot guy oh yeah that would be weird not as weird as you know yeah that was weird um Jared Kushner also Jared Kushner is also weird she really is a billionaire I guess so

I guess so. So some stuff was weird. We haven't seen a lot of photos yet, but from the photos, I'm nervous. Why? Because it looks a little like a theater play thus far. Yeah, but I mean. But this is. Do I have to defend you from the Swifty?

No, no. From one Swifty to another, we are anxiously waiting. We're anxiously waiting for real photos because it's really hard to know what's AI and what's not. I'm like not even kidding you. I've never felt more like a boomer. Like Erica Kirk was not at the wedding. Yeah, Erica Kirk was not at the wedding. Okay.

There are people worse than Erica Kirk that were at the wedding, but Erica Kirk was not there. I don't know why that was that was the common, like the day after they were like, Erica Kirk was there with the flares of the fireworks. Mitch McConnell was there right. No, no, he was not there. Me. There was weird, like, there was a lot of people like dressing up and posting like they were invited and they just weren't invited, which was an interesting like grift.

And then same with like a lot of businesses with. like post a wedding cake that day and they're like going to New York today like just like interesting but get your back I suppose. I think I'm very empathetic to like how there's just so much attention on her all the time.

She really can't just kind of exist. It is interesting but I do think I do think did we ever see photos of like Jeff Bezos's wedding or Duleepa's wedding? Yeah. We saw photos. I feel like we didn't see good photos. With with Jeff Bezos there were a lot of

photos of the events leading up to the wedding. I don't know if there were any photos of the wedding. I'm assuming they have professional photography and stuff, though. I am. I just, I want to see photos so bad. When you get married one day, we'll make sure it's really locked down.

Well, and imagine, because then they did karaoke and Sierra performed and Kesha performed, how fun. What a fun group to do karaoke with. Yeah. Yeah.

Dream blunt rotation. They did do, they had arcade games, and they also had raffles giving away like $5,000 bags, which is a little crazy. I heard there was an effigive scooter brawn that they burned. That'd be awesome. That's awesome.

Oh, wow. Wow. What a beautiful broad. See, like, where are the photos? I want the photos now. This dude. Well, ladies and gentlemen, on that note, we enter the paywall portion of the broadcast. We'd also like to remind you that Fearand is going on tour.

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whose whereabouts are unknown right now, but it's not actually known. We're just in a thruple. Yeah, you're fucking him. Yeah, I'm having gay sex with him. I mean, who's topping who? I'm topping his ass. You're topping his ass. Well, he can't get hard anymore.

Yeah, he wants. Well, not after that Bluetooth. Does this stay in the jockstrap or what? He's so straight. I know you just started fantasizing, though. You not know what that means? Did you just drop a gay terminology that I didn't know about? You didn't know what that means?

This is embarrassed. Do you not know what that means?