Fear& - The WillNeff vs HasanAbi Body-Off 2024 | Fear&

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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I'm devastated, I know. Explain yourself. ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another episode of fear and without women that's right we have ditched the only female in our podcast because we're sick of women frankly they've been getting too much lately and it's pride month honestly it's in our podcast because we're sick of women, frankly. They've been getting too much lately, and it's Pride Month. Honestly, it's better that we're just going to be gay. This is our gay episode. We're both gay, Will and I. That's why we have mustaches.

Austin is the straight guy. He's going to be fucking given the straight perspective. I saw what you did with that fan. Oh, my Lord. Wait, hold on, Will. It's right here. I want to see if you can. You saw what I did with that fan Oh my lord Wait hold on It's right here You saw what I did with that But I'm not gay Show me what you did with that fan

I fucking clapped it Oh it's reversed Okay so it's this Oh this is like This is a lefty This is a lefty fan I can't believe there's nothing you can't do he said he said it's right-handed and then like was shocked when now let me i i've let me

let me try i've been practicing since the last week okay it's lefty it's lefty i got it don't worry i'm lefty okay hold on listen pal you better start learning to eat pussy because you just yeah your gay car no dude you're not like oh come on now i feel like like he's off his he's off his game bro he's off his game he didn't fuck it he didn't fucking pride he didn't suck at pride he can't even clap the fucking fan is joe he got he got on me for not having sex at Pride. I told him I'm there to celebrate love. But he didn't like that. Why is Hassan dressed like he's going to hate crime me? Look at this shit. Do I look like I'm a Lithuanian?

For those of you listening at home, I'm currently wearing a Lithuanian basketball team tie-dye jersey t-shirt. You look like an ex-military guy who got into the Grateful Dead. You just described a person I know. Yeah. Like, he has a farm. Yeah. And he's really into it. Oh, it's a real person.

Yeah, no, that's like an actual person. You're looking so sexy with that mustache. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Happy Pride Month to me. You're looking pretty good. One thing I will throw out there, and this is now going to be a matter of public record. Will and I, back in the day, when both had uh eating disorders uh competitive eating disorders okay uh would do a

thing called the body off austin you are not involved in this you're gay why can't i be with the body yourself out of this conversation wait give me two reasons why i can't be in the body off hold on anyway so why give me two reasons we, we have this thing called the body off. We've done it before. Will always defeats me in the marketplace of ideas. You never participate. Well, it's because I'm- You'll wait until you're already in really great shape and negate the purpose of the body off,

which is supposed to be like a camp for how hard we're going on our body. I know, but the problem is you already are in phenomenal shape you were way ahead of the game way ahead of the curve when it came to being in shape you already did your austin tub show which is like i heard it was record-breaking it was yeah record-breaking tub show you were in that dirty gray water excuse you it was it was water that fell out of the ceiling you You were sitting in that water filled literally with beer and water that fell out of the ceiling. But that to me felt like the cameras weren't even on. We were just being two friends in a bathtub.

You got someone on the side? What's going on? On the side? It's just a little white thing. I don't know what it is. It might be. Is that a white hair? Yeah.

Yeah. It's from the it i started using a toner ah and i the freaking cotton pad oh you use the cotton pads for that i have a toner as well do you really oh my god are you on your skincare game this is you lamb night okay this is buckle in ladies and gentlemen just get distracted from the body off based on face fuzz. Yeah, that's true. We'll get back to the face. We'll get back to the body. We'll get back to the glam in a second.

Yeah. Cutie, where are you? We need you. Yeah. Will and I, Will and I would do this thing called the body off. There's a photo March.

You have to fucking put that in, in the post of just like the famous photo of us doing the double degeneration X. Yeah. The generation X. Um, and that's from a body off from former body off that we did. post yeah of just like the famous photo of us doing the double to generation x yeah the generation x um and that's from a body off from a former body after we did what was the what was the punishment we never actually ended oh one of us had to go dance at the abbey no it wasn't that it was the other one it was gay rocker my thing no the gym isn't gayer it was 11 which isn't even there

anymore oh it was so yeah it Oh, it was so gay. It was too gay. They banned it. We had a dude who used to work there. It was called Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah, it was too gay for WeHo. Tell us about your gay little skincare routine. Okay, you want to talk about skincare?

Let me tell you. Wait, that whole lead-in was not to say that we're going to do another body off? Yeah, that is what it is. Okay, so Austin just wants to go to the fucking skincare no no no fuck that no you're right will let's go back to the body off hassan i can't help but notice that you have been training your body for like the last three years to get to this point yeah and you're gonna start the body off it's like being it's like starting the body off in the fourth quarter when you're up by 35 But I like this She's been doing it too

I'm like the Muhammad Ali of body off I'm going to get in his head How many calories are in that nicotine? Oh, zero You might want to check that But you're in already incredible shape already I've been running three miles a day Before my workouts

And it's starting to take I'm doing two a days. So when are you coming in the tub then? Yeah, get in the tub, bitch. Get in the tub, bitch. My goal right now, I have my short-term goals, my long-term goals, and my mid-term goals. I've talked to us quite a bit. And my goal currently is to reach a body fat percentage by my birthday like by summer okay yeah okay well

it's boring but it's just how i do things what's your body fat okay um currently i'm probably around like 16 17 body fat uh-huh i want to get down to like a 12 so i can start seeing like a full-blown i'm gonna be retired by the time you get to 12 is insane no it's not i'm not even 12 i can okay like what i'm not trying to get to your body fat i'm probably trying to get to a body fat percentage where i'm like percent probably like will's body fat percentage i would say all right i'm like 21 you are not no i am what i know there's no way show us right now no no i carry weight. Show us right now. No, no, no. I carry weight really well. Can I hear it? Can I feel it?

Yeah, go for it. Can I pull up your shirt? No. Okay. No, dude, you're not 21%. I have more. Look, look. Feel me up?

I have way less. Here. I do not have less than you. You're delusional. This is not just skin, bro. This is fat. Like, you can... Let me see.

Okay, it's mostly skin, but I mean, it's fat too. Sorry, Will. I didn't mean to try to pull. I was trying to get us more views. No, thank you. Dude, you're not 21% body fat. You're insane for saying that. No, I think I am.

I've been trusting you. Let me see your arm. Will, let me Google. I don't carry fat on my arms. Where do you? Okay, but. Mid-section. For those of you at home we're

feeling each other up right now so you have to watch this and then we're gonna be feeling each other up naked behind the paywall um this is where you carry weight in your inner thigh your your midriff region like the the muffin top under your titties like your your mammaries around your nipple yeah and then the inside of your arms usually well i i could i think you're more like between 15 and 18 you have lower body fat i'm looking at the this this is what 20 percent body fat looks like people carry weight differently yeah people do carry weight differently that's not listen when i was doing competition crossfit i was at like 22 percent body fat okay no way that was they took they they calipered me and everything

really yeah okay that's crazy because i remember back then you bro you can't have visible abs at 22 body fat that makes no sense i'm just a thick boy who carries a lot of leg weight that actually is very shocking to me yeah because if you're 20 right now i'm like 25 i saw a video uh this makes sense i saw a video of uh you know that the restaurant in vegas yeah where you step on the scale and if you're above a certain weight you eat for free yeah i saw a video of people walking on the scale and you would be shocked at how much or little people weigh based on their frame it's just like it's so crazy it's because muscle weighs a lot of gym stuff realize that do you see your boy bradley martin slap

that is that is one of the that is one of the topics that i wanted to when i said i have topics lined up that was one of them i'm just i'm just working our transitions here we can do that yeah let's get into that i've got a hot take on it but go ahead bradley martin friend of the show he's been on the podcast he's had a couple banger episodes on here good i love him personally a real gorilla in the wild okay yeah yeah this man is an ape and he's six foot four or six foot three if i'm not mistaken 260 pounds okay at like sitting around you know eight percent body fat he's got visible six-pack abs he is a monster of a fucking being and you will see that in a brief moment He is a monster of a fucking being. And you will see that in a brief moment. And as a monster of a fucking being, sometimes the monster gets unleashed.

Faze Ronaldo is the other person that we're talking about today. Faze Ronaldo, a.k.a. Stable Ronaldo, he's pretty funny. He's a zoomer. He's got the broccoli cut. Very funny guy. I think he's a very naturally funny dude, personally. In any case, apparently, a lot of content creators go to Bradley Martin's gym. It's called Zoo Culture.

They go there, and they fuck around. If you recall, Sneeko went there, and he was smoking cigarettes. Bradley Martin beat the shit out of Sneeko for doing that. He doesn't like getting disrespected in his gym. He's a gorilla this is the gorilla's cage okay you cannot go into the fucking cage and disrupt harambe don't disrespect the iron and that's precisely what faze ronaldo did stable ronaldo let's take a look at how bradley martin reacted to stable ronaldo oh i didn't know that was bad my bad brother actually no actually dog shit out of him bro slapped him so fucking hard all of his items fell okay like he was just dead you don't

take somebody's hat off their head especially i'm gonna tell you guys something right now a balding man if a guy's got thinning hair yeah do not take his hat yeah yeah that is a sacred bond no it is that is a sacred holding on for fucking dear life you know he's insecure about his hairline he's talked about it before he says it's like one of his only insecurities yep um you know correct him the funniest thing was ronaldo goes i didn't know it was bad like he was they actually kept streaming after that yeah and then ronaldo later bradley let him hit him back yeah i think in the moment when you crack somebody we can watch that too we should we should watch. I think in the moment when you crack somebody like that. We can watch that, too. We should watch that.

It's in the reply somewhere. Can we go to that gym? Yeah, we can go today if you want. We can go fucking hang out and fuck around with Bradley. Maybe. No, I played like three hours of basketball yesterday. I'm locking in. Dude, that's the other thing I wanted to talk about with regards to fitness.

I am a crack addict. Many of you know this, like when I get really deeply invested into something, I put my entire pussy into it. Okay. I put it all in there. I put it all out there. Yeah. Full puss. Okay. No, no half measures. And I'm deep in the pocket of basketball. I think myok timeline reflects that reality a little bit like i'm i i get too many like basketball training videos on my tiktok for you page and it immediately as soon as i'm done streaming and i'm like i feel like shit right now i'm so tired i did like six hours and then i turn on tiktok i see the for you page i see kairi irving ball handles compilation i'm like i'm out

i'm fucking locked in i go play for two hours dude i i don't think i spoke to you more than two words yesterday in your house i was here for three hours yeah i sat on the couch in silence i walked downstairs he didn't acknowledge that my existence the entire evening yeah not one word i didn't acknowledge his existence when he walked in either walked i walked in didn't say a word uh got he finished streaming didn't say a word i was i like came down to hang out and like sat on the couch next to him you want to know why didn't say a word you want to know why was he upset at me no no not at all it's just i thought he was angry for me i had a brief moment brief window for recovery i watched like one episode of blue lock ate uh my quest chips and then i stretched i i did

my rollers i like i had to stretch my lower back because i had done back day leg day uh earlier so i literally did some stretches went upstairs turned the fucking bathtub on, put some goddamn Epsom salt in there, sunk in that shit for like an hour, took a NyQuil, jerked off, passed the fuck out. Will would never do that. Why did you jerk off while I'm in the house? That's weird. My mom's in the house, too. The fuck? It's my

house. What do you want me to do? See, that's even more strange. It's my house, bro. What are we talking about? I can't be disrupting the process. I had to knock the fuck out at 1030, woke up at six, way back into it, worked out this morning.

Will would have never done... If I went to Will's house, he would have had a charcuterie board for me. That's right. We would have had... 20% body fat. Yeah. We would have cuddled on the couch with Farley.

Okay, first of all, you already... You are like a marauder bandit, okay? You come in here, and there's nothing wrong with it. Like, all my shit is for you guys to consume, right? Is that a Lebanese slur? No, bro. Bro comes in like a fucking orc, dude.

He walks in, starts going through my shit in the closet. He's like, what do you have? No, I know. No. Every time Austin walks in, there's like, what do you have? No, I know. No. Every time Austin walks in, there's like, it is a ceremony. Hold up.

He walks in, opens the fucking, opens the pantry, looks through all this shit, turns around and goes, hey. Walks in, is hungry.

That's another way of saying that. Basic human needs. I have no issue. I have no issue with this, but you walk in and you turn in and you turn around and go hey what happened you don't have any good snacks and then you fucking and then you grab don't and then you grab a protein shake which you grabbed put upstairs and just left there you

literally on you unbuckled the top thing on the protein shake shook it and then left that was from like two weeks that is or is Uruk-hai behavior. I was like, Austin, what is this doing here? I know it's not my mom. It was from two weeks ago, and I do admit that that was a mistake that I made. And I admit that. I do have faults, but I think I'm a very good house guest. I stayed

in my room. Yeah, you're like a cat. Like a cat? Yeah, you just chill by yourself. You just did your own thing. Well, yeah, I don't have a choice here hasan i just there's nothing i can do i tried to socialize and hasan wants to hang out with me we're like gay we're gonna watch a movie together yeah wait finish your thought what were you saying the only time hasan wants to hang out is like 6 45 in the morning he will invite me to shit and he's like dude, we're playing ball. When the sun comes up, we'll be two hours in already. I'm like, what?

Yeah, it's like, I want to sleep. He texts me. He's like, you want to go to the park? It's like, Hasan, it's 345. Thank you. Yeah, you guys are exaggerating. He texted me a video of Sarah Landry this morning at 6 a.m. Oh, my God.

The DJ. Oh, my God. It was fire. Yeah, I thought it was something important. I'm like, bing. I'm like yeah oh dude 6 45 a.m i'm already like 45 minutes in like i've already activated my brain i'm scrolling a dj clip at six in the morning bro she was going crazy 148 bpm hasan we go see her out in the real

world i know she doesn't perform at 6 a.m okay i'm just saying she's just going home at 6 a.m i invited you to an event we watched her at yeah i just was this was my way of showing appreciation to the things that you all right if you lose the body off you have to go to portola with us in san francisco what the fuck is that shut the fuck up and take it bitch oh god yeah yeah we should do more drugs hassan i mean about that i mean me i mean i should do more the end of edc i look like hunter s thompson crawling on a hotel i should do more drugs i was look i was um i was reading about like this dude on reddit who tried heroin for the first time no No! That's not it.

What the fuck? Wrong drugs. And that shit looked fire. Wait, what? No, no, no. You've gotten everything wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. This is our studio.

Don't turn it into a trap house. You would win the body off, though, if you started pumping H. I would look so hot if I was just heroin. What would they call it? H? H, heroin? Yeah. Yeah, black tar, baby.

What drug should I... Give me a drug. I need a drug. You need a drug? I do weed, but I'm like looking to explore safely. I do weed, bro. You are the biggest narc on the planet. I do weed.

I need... I smoke jazz. But I only eat them because the smoke is hard on my esophagus. Yeah, the devil's lettuce. I actually do only eat them because it is hard on my esophagus. I know, I know, I know. But what is your... I have a polyp.

I do have a polyp. What drug would you be good at? I don't know if cocaine is my thing because I haven't tried it before, but I like two shots of espresso. Bro, you would be so annoying on coke. Oh my God. Really? You would be unbearable on coke trying to think like what drug i think you should start with a little psilocybin no heroin no no no okay somebody told me that um i need to uh try these molly ranchers are we gonna get demonetized probably this man says two shots of espresso and i'm gone

but i want to try molly ranchers bro i don't know somebody told me i would find you fucking a tree somewhere well it's all right well it's all right you're like dude just do just do mushrooms those like i love i love i can't do psychedelics. I'm going to be like this the whole time. No, mushrooms are not like that, bro. You don't have to do a heroic dose. You know what I mean? If you do like a baby dose, you will just be chill. You'll be vibing.

I can guarantee you this, though. If you do a Molly Rancher, for whatever reason, you'll be perfect at the fan. Okay. Really? You'll become more gay. They told me a buddy of mine was like, you need to have sex on molly ranchers yeah i mean it's yeah i don't know what is molly ranchers molly it's just molly and candy form oh okay i was gonna say all right i have had sex on what am i doing i'm talking about all this i in a video

game in a book that i read i mean you led with that you need to do heroin. I mean, that was a joke. I don't know. That was a joke. That was a joke. In a video game that I was playing, I've had sex on Molly. The main character did. It was pretty good.

Yeah? Yeah. Did it ruin it for you? No. Brother, you could do your taxes on Molly and have a good time. Really? Yeah. Oh, my God.

These numbers feel so good. Dude, it's... Yeah, no. Drugs. I need to do more drugs. Yeah. god, these numbers feel so good. Dude, it's yeah, no, drugs. I need to do more drugs. That's what I need to do. I'd be more fun. You know, everybody should be responsible with drugs. That's right. Don't do drugs. Approach them responsibly. Always have a Sherpa.

Always test. Be super safe if you do decide to do drugs. Look at... That's the thing. I'm fucking terrified. The D.A.R.E. program didn't work, and mostly because my D.A.R.E. officer was a fucking dork. Nobody wanted to hang out with him. He wasn't with it?

He wasn't about that lifestyle? No, he wasn't. Deputy Dale, I think, was his name. Yeah. I almost killed Will yesterday. You sound like Trump right there. Yeah, I almost killed Will yesterday. How?

I sent him two photos of Sidney Sweeney. Oh. Yeah oh yeah while i was at the gym while he was at the gym activated he was pissed he was like bro what are you trying to wait what are you trying to do to me what the fuck i want to see the photos i said i found some pictures of sydney sweeney that because also that's become a meme in my community we're like oh i'm to talk about some people like yo have you seen this and it's always sydney sweeney at the glad awards like oh that's i know exactly the photo you're done it's imprinted in my mind wait wait wait hold on i want you to describe it right it's the blue dress one right it's the turquoise dress i know exactly the photo wait no it's not is this one no that's no that's a different one oh my lord what oh bro what the hell is that

yeah i was about to re-break my ribs oh jesus christ i need to do we need to take five minutes off it's just we need to take a breather bro i need to i need to go step outside i need to walk around a little i mean i will say like you know even as a gay man, those breasts. Wow. God, that's crazy. Get this man on a Molly Rancher. He's straight for Sidney. I just, I get, when I see that, I understand what you're talking about. When you're like, I want to die to like a concussive. Crack my skull.

Yeah. Cause like, he doesn't like normal stuff. Like he just goes above and beyond. Back in the day, he would send me stuff and I was just like bro this is too much like what like like just too much tit like just literally boobs that are just like the like i saw a woman that was breaking bricks with that's his shit yeah that's literally his shit no it was weird it like weird. I don't want like, bro, that's crazy. It's too much. I don't want to be, I mean, I want to be smothered like, but that, I don't want to like have

a concussive break. I don't like to be smothered. Yeah. You're gay. Yeah. Okay. That's, it's not for you, man. No, it's not.

I mean, you, gay people can be smothered but not by you know by other things i just don't like it no i'm saying like but by by female breast disease like it makes sense that you wouldn't be all about that okay all right you said you had other topics um the other topic i wanted to talk about uh after bradley martin and just like gorilla mindset was eddie hall are you familiar with what i knew you would know this oh look up eddie hall fights oh my god i'm gonna i'll grab the baton and run with it so there's a new trend in mixed martial arts 2v1s yeah where two people fight one person oh my god and one of these went i think this is i think this is called like the freak league or something specifically what you're talking about

is also another like weird one of menistan league where like a dude will fight like two women at the same time and one of these went very viral where it was like a very heavy set dude absolutely unloading yeah hydrogen bombs can you can you actually pull that one up too because that was with the women fighters dude the the league that that one is so crazy that's crazy because it's like um that's that we'll watch that in a second just you know back pocket that for a moment yeah look up like a dude fights two girls uh league or whatever and it'll come up so i think the the regulation is the weight of the two fighters adds up to the weight of the one there is no regulation dog i mean it's like a rule that they have probably that's crazy if you watch this shit you're like there are no rules

no rules whatsoever so which is crazy because ludwig struggles to get chess boxing you know like regulated in california and then just having free for alls. Wait, is that the issue? Yeah, that's crazy. I, yes. So go ahead. And so this is the one.

Oh my God. They don't look like fighters. This is the one that started the viral. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So as you can see, these are two V1s. It's just,

it's just a brawl. It's just a brawl. Here's okay. Here's that's the one. That's the Lee's fighting the two ladies. And he just te brawl. Here's, okay. Here's. That's the one. Chunk Elise fighting the two ladies and he just tees off. He goes, get over here. There was another one that was famous with like a super fat lady beating the shit out of like a skinny UFC fighter lady. Oh my God.

Yeah, he just unloads, bro. He doesn't give a fuck. So that's that. Now let's go to Eddie Hall. And Eddie Hall kind of took this to the next level. If you don't know who Eddie Hall is, he's one of the world's most affluent strongmen. It's kind of he and Thorn Bjorksen are the two ones. I think that's his name.

I can't say that. Thor Bjorksen. Here you go. Boom. Oh my God. Dude, I love that. He basically half power bombs this guy while eating a right hook and just oh oh dude dude oh my god dude yeah it's crazy because watch that doesn't take him out he gets

up boom right hook to the face oh unimaginable boom he's out he's out cold at that point and now it's a 1v1 and it's like not even a 1v1 no now it's a 1v half they stopped the fight this ref had seen enough this ref had seen enough dude it is so awesome oh my god yeah it's sick because like that's wrestling shit right like that's that's wwe shit but that's real that's real he did that the wwe should give eddie hall a contract 100 dude it is so sick i don't even i think he might be too like chunky to do the athletic maneuvers required i mean he just does that move that he just did people go crazy he could be the new undertaker you don't need to have like doesn't break i'm sure you do have to have athleticism but he could be a character on his own and just not do the moves and just i mean if you notice like a lot

of i mean they're really good at uh calisthenics wwe guys yeah no i know i saw it was awesome i was like what the fuck is this about it's all fake and next thing you know i have a beard i'm like no it's it's redneck soap opera it redneck anime is all of it it's perfect i love it so much have you guys seen the new plot line in the wwe that's awesome ray mysterio jr and and live morgan they're like mortal enemies but she just keeps seducing him i thought like he was like on the uh on the downtrend a little bit and and that's why they had to bring back The Rock, and people were actually upset because The Rock was like... No, I think it's actually the complete opposite.

I think since Vince McMahon has left, WWE has taken a noticeable bump upward, and the last WrestleMania was insane, unreal. So The Rock is now involved again, right? Am I crazy? He makes appearances. I don't know if he's a regular, but the other people that they have,

like the ladies right now are awesome. Ray Ripley, Liv Morgan, they're crazy. They're sick. Look up Ray Ripley. She's awesome. Liv Morgan is awesome too. I don't know. they just have a really good roster and a lot of their clips are also ricochet is like so fun to watch here's ray ripley you want

to talk about a muscle mommy dude there needs to be there needs to be a freak league in america i don't know why the fuck we don't do that just like we don't do tv just like throw eight little people at like one fucking ginormous person wait wait there was a uh uh what's the right word to describe little people yeah um is that politically correct yeah yeah yeah folks that little people bro just say okay okay okay well there was a tour of like a wrestling yeah oh yeah of that of that and it was on tour in portland yeah i got invited micro league i think yeah mike no i think it's actually on tour in portland yeah i got invited micro league i think yeah mike no i think it's actually oh my god it's like i just you know people will be like no it's

able it's like the hasbulla fight you know what i mean like that's the kind of shit i want that fight ever happened no it didn't because hasbulla is too powerful is that one person hasbulla Hezbollah? Hezbollah? Oh. You mean Hezbollah? Hezbollah is the paramilitary slash political organization in southern Lebanon. It's a Muslim. I'll be honest. You confused this guy. To be fair, look up Google Logan Paul defense Hezbollah. Oh, it's so funny.

Yeah. You're not the first. No, but it's a little confusing. Yeah, man. Oh. There's a YouTube video of it where he just straight up is like, I love those guys. They're great. Keep pummeling Israel, my goat.

Oh, my God. No, he doesn't say that. That's me. Wait. Hold on. Look it up. I'm sure there's a there's a video meme of it on youtube all right good topics yeah no i got i got some topics lined up because cutie's not here so i was like we gotta go all out i got we gotta i put my whole pussy i'm ready for i want

you to america me up oh i have one i'm ready for it okay marsh you gotta be still not fine you gotta be ready because i just wanted logan paul Paul to deliver some sweet truths about Hezbollah, and Marsh just can't even fucking Google this. What's happening here? So, as you guys know, we're going to Disney soon. Okay. Well. So, there's some drama around this.

Well, yeah. There's some drama. I am gone that week. What the fuck do you mean you're gone? I'm gone that week. Cancel it. I can't. Yes, you can. cancel it i can't yes you can

will i can't if it's not a funeral cancel it i can't will i i'm sorry you'll do it no i can't will will they're already they're excited that i'm not going but you know what you won't be paid this month no i i like that yeah wait no let's start talking this motherfucker i'm sorry we have been planning this for a year what are you going hold on hold on we're not just planning this for a year we've been planning it for you it's fucking prime disney i know no i know i know i all i want to do is go to gay disney with you i know i know i'm devastated i'm devastated you're devastated i know explain yourself i or can't you talk about what you're doing? I can't talk about what I'm doing, but it's like.

Okay, then it means it's cancelable. No, it's not. No, it's not cancelable. It better be like the bat mitzvah of your goddaughter. No. What is happening? It's just I'm visiting somebody. I'm so sorry.

Are they dying? No, they're not dying. Will, I're not dying. Will, I'm so sorry. Now I feel bad. You should. They didn't react this way last week. You know what they did last week? Because I...

You're actually my friend. Everybody else here is bitter and jaded and doesn't care. I know. I'm sorry. It's my year. No, it's not that we're bitter and jaded and don't care. It's that we've given up on trying to get on. That is not true.

I am here all the time. I have been so excited about this. The America Me Up is based on the fact that we're going to, you know what? Cancel that. No. Cancel the America Me Up. The rest of the episode, we're just going to be sitting in silence. No.

No, no, no. I'm not mad. Okay. I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed too. You know how hurt I was when I heard it? I've heard. Nobody told me the day.

It's a specific day, Austin. We can't move it. Nobody told you the day. This is what's bullshit about this. You're the one that wanted to go to Disney Pride. No, I know. Disney Pride is always at the same time. No, I know, but they didn't even do it in separate weeks.

Could they have done one on one week and one on the other? They do it two days or two days from each other. I'm committing hate crimes when I'm there. Oh, my know, but they didn't even do it in separate weeks. Could they have done one on one week and one on the other? They do it two days or two days. You know what? I'm committing hate crimes when I'm there. Oh, my God. No, no, no. I hate that. Yes.

No. Yep. No. They're going to blame me. We're going to go up. I'm going to just go. We're going to call the gate. We're going to go up to Mickey Mouse and call him.

How about this? I'm going to force Mickey Mouse back in the closet. This is going to make everybody feel better. I got an idea. Screw gay Disney. Let's make our own gay Disney. That's the funniest thing that he's just like, let's make our own gay Disney.

This is a classic Austin bargain. Okay, the Austrian bargain. All right. He will be like, oh, I can't make it because I have some gay shit that I need to do elsewhere. I know that whatever you're doing is important. Yes. And you will be missed.

No, you have to cancel it. Now I'm on the cancel train. It hurt me so bad. I found out last week on the podcast. Oh, he does this. He's like, I can't do it because I have some other shit going on. Wait, last? No, no, no, no, no.

Last week on the pod, Austin, QT did tell us about this like two months ago. I know, but we tell each other. Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no. Last week on the pod, Austin, QD did tell us about this. Yes, I know. I know, but we tell each other, hold on, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. Everybody in this room, we could tell each other a million different things several months ago or months ago, and we will all forget about it. I'm not going to, I'm not going to hold your feet to your, but you know that for the last year, I have been trying to get us to all go to Disney. Yes.

No, it's been longer than that. And we held out for Pride Disney. Now, I know what you're doing is important, and I'm not going to make you feel guilty. No, no, no, I know. I'm not going to make you feel guilty. I will make you feel guilty. I already feel guilty.

Now, okay, so. What day is it? That I don't know. I just know it's next week. See, we don't even know the day. I just know it's next week. See, we don't even know the day. I just know it's next week. No, it's in the middle of the week. I think it's like the 23rd.

We're just going to, we're going to move past it. How about the 24th? We're going to move past it. Dude, you can't move Disney Pride, bro. We're going, we're going to a theme park. Some of us. Others have very important things to do, which is fine. And I'm not.

Oh, June 18th and the 20th. I'll never, I'll never be forgiven. And I'm not, no, you are 18th and the 20th. I'll never be forgiven. And I'm not disciplined. No, you are forgiven because I love you. What day is the 18th? What day does that fall on? Listen, it's okay. It's all right.

See, do you see me? Do you see me complaining? It's all... It's my news day, but I'm not going to be... Put in the eagle scream. We're going to move past that because I don't want to make Austin feel guilty. I feel so guilty.

He shouldn't feel guilty. I do. He shouldn't. For the record, everybody watching. He's a great member of this pod and he would do anything he could to make it better. I want to let everybody know in the comments that are going to be thrashing and trashing me and abusing me during Pride Month that I don't talk about some of the things in my personal life. So that's all I'll say. And that's why I'm gone.

We just know it's not a death in the family. Not a death. So Disney is a theme park. Yes, it is. But I want to talk to you about a far better theme park. Okay. A theme park that's focus was to give its patrons yes total freedom yes freedom land no no have you ever heard of a little known park in new jersey oh yes this is called action park

no yeah i thought it was freedom land because Freedomland was one too. Action Park. No, this one is devastating. Marsh, can you please pull up the Action Park jingle? Oh my God. Yes. So Action Park is a theme park that was split into three different lands. They had a water land. They had a moto land.

Yes. And then they had an alpine land. Yes. There you go. Take a look. Looks fun, Will. Oh, it was fun. Oh.

I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't go that far. Looking for a great place for the family this summer? go that far. Vernon, New Jersey. Wow. 201-827-2000. Now, Action Park boasted kind of total freedom to its patrons and a lot of people from new jersey to this day will defend so what do you mean total freedom oh let me tell you most

of the people working at action park were untrained teenagers okay who really did not care and for example on the go-karts patrons figured out that there were regulators on them. That if you put a tennis ball in, you could get the go-karts up to 50 or 60 miles per hour. And they would frequently take them off the track and race them on the highway. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. So this was pandemonium. Oh yeah.

Like, for example, there was another ride called the bumper boats where there was no one close down the park, especially because of all the deaths. Deaths? Multiple. Multiple deaths? Yes. Marsh, could you please pull up some info about Action Park? The final death count? Six fatalities.

Like it's a war. Yeah. Electrocution? Yes. Like it's a war. Yeah. Electrocution? Yes. So the fatal head injury. The heart attack, that shouldn't count, right? The fatal head injury occurred on the Alpine slalom, which was like a concrete sled where you had one break, right?

But the patron was in control of the break and if they didn't break not a good idea you could get moving so fast that you would fly out of the concrete like solemn or fly into the person in front of you like crash into that god and so someone went flying out and they literally advertised it as like safe for ages. They would let women carrying their babies on this ride. That's crazy. It's called Action, bro. It's not called lame-ass park. Did you sign a thing before you went?

There was no waiver. New Jersey in the fucking, what, 80s? Did they get sued? I believe so. But this is like, Action Park has a place in inf infamy because so many New Jersey residents will either talk about Action Park as like the bestpine slide when his car jumped the track and his head struck a rock. He was rushed to the hospital and died on July 16th. Gene Mulhill lied to reporters that Larson was an employee because a customer's death would have been reported to the state.

Oh, my God. That's crazy. That's real action right there. You have to be kinetic like that in a moment you have to do what what is necessary yeah damn lie to the authorities yeah wow that's incredible they revived it in 2014 they tried that's how fucking nutty new jersey is that they were like 20 years 30 years later they're like you know what you know what was sick that park that fucking killed people yeah we in the state of new jersey we gave people too much freedom yeah so were they

gonna restrict a little bit of the freedom in 2014 in 2010 the whole mountain creek ski area and water park complex was sold to a group led by eugene mauve hill the former owner which wait is that the guy who lied to the authorities yes oh my god the former owner the great american recreation and the owner adjacent crystal springs resort however he died two years later yeah so one of the funniest things about action park and this is maybe the funniest thing about the entire story is that they really didn't have engineers. It was just people giving this a good old-fashioned American try. And nothing is more evident of that than the cannonball loop.

Please pull up the cannonball loop. The cannonball loop... We can also look at a news report on the matter, too. ...was an attempted ride that was supposed to be a... Yes, go to that video right there and just...

You see that? It was going to be a ride where it was video right there and just you see that it was going to be a ride where it was a water slide where the patrons did a full 360 oh my god how could you not see that that is like but there were no physics applied to the creation of this ride and it did not work and it frequently injured people horribly yeah or they wouldn't complete the loop or they wouldn't have enough speed and they would come crashing down through the other side. Oh my God, that person made it though. That person. Well, some people made it.

Some people made it. Good enough for me. Please look up some of the information on this ride alone because the injuries surrounding the cannonball loop alone are grisly and horrible i'm talking about hundreds of broken what's crazy is they just kept it rolling yeah yeah people kept breaking bones and just kept it rolling how much was it cheap i don't know the the price of action park action park i like. Listen, give me some good old-fashioned New Jersey funnel cake and I'm in. The cannonball loop.

Okay. The cannonball loop was not fun, he recalled later. It was more like a ride you ride to survive than to have fun. A rider also reported that they got stuck at the top of the loop due to insufficient water pressure and a hatch had to be installed at the bottom of the slope to allow future extractions. That's awesome.

So instead of fixing the physics of the ride, they decided. There was no worry about the physics. No, they didn't care. They didn't care. It was Action Park. It was Action Park. I mean, that's insane. Yeah. park it was action park i mean that's insane yeah so the reason that there are a lot of regulations

on parks in the united states now is because of action action park yeah nobody ever dies at like disney or anything like that no they've had a couple no and it's because you know we we used to stand some for for something we used to be a country dude we used to be a country we're just it's we're too woke it was was like, hey, you know what? This entertainment needs natural selection. Yeah. And you know what? New Jersey was more than willing to deliver.

You're from New Jersey. Yes. Is this a very New Jersey, is this New Jersey culture? I know old heads who would talk about action park yeah talking about it like they're revisiting vietnam they loved no they loved it that was the thing is americans they wanted to die you know back before we had lawyers lawyer or not I hate it. That's a very American trying to create regulation. Uniquely American thing though, shooing. Isn't it? Yeah. Lawsuits.

Where's the personal responsibility? We're very litigious. You saw the cannonball run. No. It doesn't make any sense. I don't think I would do that. I can't swim. I can see Will forcing us to do it. I would be a counselor there for sure. Oh yeah. I feel like you just raking up the bodies.

Splinting the legs. The final body count. The final body count like it was a fucking global conflict. So what did we learn today? We learned that we need to bring back the Freak League or bring a Freak League to the United States of America.

We need to bring back Action Park. Yeah, people just need their freedom back. What other Americana moments throughout American history or things happening around the world could we bring to the United States of America? Good fucking solid food. None of this diet shit. Okay.

What? Okay, y'all, hold on, hold on. I said okay. I'm just trying to fit in here with this whole americana thing but back in the 2000s we had super sized fries right fucking extra large drinks still have that okay you know like i don't think that went away i'm trying to fit in here i'll tell you guys i'm trying to return a little bit americana no coming to the united states of of America from Turkey and ordering like a large soda and seeing how

fucking unimaginably large that soda is in the United States of America compared to Turkey. That's always like a very, that's always like a first interaction with American culture moment for many people who are just traveling to the United States. Yeah, no, because our food is awesome.

Yeah. I do agree. I think our food is shocking. Yeah. no, because our food is awesome. Yeah. I do agree. I think our food is amazing. Shock and awe. Yeah. Listen, we've both had topics. Oh, that's an insane thing to put me on the spot with. Oh. That's an insane...

It's Pride Month. Oh, sorry. Do you have another topic? Yeah. It's Pride Month. It's Pride Month. Excuse you. So what, the entire month,

are you just going to sit there and farm TikTok clips? Yeah, bitch! What the fuck is Pride Month. It's Pride Month. Excuse you. So what? The entire month, you're just going to sit there and farm TikTok clips? Yeah, bitch. What the fuck is Pride Month? You don't have a topic for a TikTok clip? Why are we talking about topics they don't like when we talk about topics? Oh. We're just supposed to talk. Okay.

And then things will come up naturally and organically. Okay, well. Let me open up my notepad. Go ahead. You had other topics. Let's not talk about topics. We already burned through mine. Okay. I had i had basketball oh i had something happen to me oh okay this is a killer this is a killer one okay let me get is it airport related no oh

it's a driving related thing okay okay okay i almost took out the entire town of West Hollywood because I went to my nephew's graduation in San Diego. Okay. No cars available. Sure. Pickup truck. No. I got a pickup truck. Simply untrue.

No, no. Swear to God. You are lying to our face. When he told me that, I had the exact same reaction. I was like, oh, yeah, sure. You didn't want the pickup. This is what happened. I went to the rental car.

I don't know if you saw it. It's disgusting. I went outside. It's disgusting. I I went to the rental car. I don't know if you saw it. It's disgusting. I went outside. It's disgusting. I show up to the rental place. I'm in a rush because I'm late to the graduation. They're like, hey, Mr. Show, we don't have any other cars available. And I said, what do you have?

And they're like, well, we have a pickup truck. And I'm like, can I get a Tahoe or Suburban or something? F-250. Yeah, or something like that. And she's like, well, I don't know. And then she's, and I'm in a rush, right? And then she starts, she's like, let me take a look. And she does one of these walks.

And I'm like, oh, fuck. Here, I'll take the pickup. So I take the pickup. Are you making fun of this woman with a limp? This poor lady? It's Pride. Come on, it's Pride month. Oh, okay.

It's Pride month. Okay. She didn't have a limp. I'm just saying she walked away very. Is she saying she was fat? No. Are you fat shaming this lady? No, she was not. She was skinny. Why's Pride Month. Okay. She didn't have a limp. I'm just saying she walked away very shortly. Is she saying she was fat? No. Are you fat shaming this lady? No, she was not.

She was skinny. Was she a penguin? Why are you assuming that all... Was she a penguin? Are you... Why are you assuming that all people that walk interestingly are fat? I don't know. You're...

I'm trying to figure out where... Are you saying the fat people can't walk? I'm trying to figure out why you specifically brought up the way she walked. She wasn't going to get back fast enough, okay? Okay. I got my pickup truck. Um, anyway,

I almost took out, um, I, I almost gotten so many accidents. I don't know how I haven't gotten in one yet to be completely on an accident. No, I hit my own garage, but that is so scary.

Yeah, no, but anyway, I got to pick up. You should not be allowed to drive. And, um, legally,

that's ridiculous. Uh, I think you're ridiculous. I truly believe, and i know we've gone over this a million different times but i truly believe i'm a better driver than hassan because you're driven delusion no i've driven with him he is not he is not the driver that he says you're his best friend is he a good driver he's a decent driver i'm i'm a normal driver i don't i take you from point a to point b we're not brake checking we're not fucking we're not getting into any like serious trouble you on the other hand literally drive i

did have a moment like a i would i would say all three of you you're a throttler you're you're big on the throttle big on the brake well it's because i i have an electric vehicle i want to show you guys i'm just i'm gonna show you guys the pickup. Even when you drove Fartmobile, you would drop the pedal pretty hard. Yeah, you would. It was not a farting car. You have a problem with spatial awareness. Okay. And QT is overly cautious.

Okay. Now, for the record, I haven't hit anything in that truck. Yeah, you've had it for two days. That is not like an accolade. You've hit things with the other SUV. You know is not like a you hit things with the other you know you know what i go you hit they say would you like to buy extra insurance i say no you like to live dangerous no because i have my own insurance okay and then they're like there's this okay by the way there's this thing called loss of use this is a psa something called loss

of use be careful when you rent a car most insurance companies they'll charge if you get in an accident with a rental car even if you have coverage on your own insurance policy to cover you for that rental car the insurance companies will will do something called loss of use so they'll charge you a daily rate for the amount of time that the car is in the shop and your insurance company won't cover it oh yeah so that's that's something that they warn you of um but i if you just total it then you're well that's a good point yeah no of. Um, but I, I, if you just total it, then you're, well, that's a good point. Yeah. No.

So if you're getting into an accident, total it. You guys are drivers, right? Both of you drive from time to time. Yeah. So I, um,

I, there was a squirrel. Yeah. And I don't know. I feel like I've lost a little bit of humanity because I, a squirrel runs across the road and I'm driving pickup truck dodge yeah and I'm that squirrel comes across the road and does the squirrel thing where it stops yeah and then it's about to go again and you didn't even decelerate no

I slammed on the brakes there were people behind me and I and i but that was but it took me a second before i was willing i was so disappointed that it took me a second because the thought process went should i stop oh and but i didn't but i'm that process of just stopping and thinking for a moment yeah like wow do have i lost a sense of humanity i was about to run that i was about to slaughter this squirrel just end its life i mean sometimes it's the valid thing to do though if there's a if if you got a car no i get it but in this situation in like there it was safe i was safe everybody was safe nobody died then then yeah you're i had your freakish mom i just stopped i did have ample time to stop it's the squirrel wasn't even on the road i actually i actually swerved into the squirrel i hit a deer hit me one time yeah i've i've been hit by a deer

we lived in new jersey yeah new jersey is fucking oh yes i'm sure you hit it are you kidding me new jersey is crazy with that yeah they just run up to the car full speed speaking of which speaking of car will got his car stolen i Yeah. You want to talk about that? I have one and last topic after that. No topics. We don't talk about topics here. It's not a topic. It's just something I want to talk about. Okay. Yeah, so I have to pee as well.

I'm listening, though. Can you get my coffee? No, I'm going to be peeing in the bathroom. I will try to order you coffee. Hold on, Hasan. Will's about to say something and you're... Okay'm listening to you. Okay. Oh. Okay.

Oh. Okay, all right. Let's get a mic on that, Marsh. Wow. The chicken frying noise in there? Yeah, no. Caroline borrowed my car, and we were just back from Vegas, and there's a valet key.

I left the valet key. There's no way I can do this. I can hear him peeing. There is a solid piss stream. Somebody's, there's a solid. That's a powerful stream. I have good focus, but that's just simply too much.

That's a powerful. That sounds like it's coming from something. Never mind. Something long? I don't know. Is that a thing? Like the sound at which the pee hits the water? Is that like a measure of...

An indication of the length of the cock? Yes. Well, it sounds like it's underwater, sure. Okay. Is that what you... Is that what... It's starting to trail off a little bit. You're peeing in the room hassan what else am i supposed to do pretend like it's not there if cutie was here this would be it'd be over for us yeah

you shake it more than you're playing with it you're playing with it that's crazy you know how many people somebody got real excited and people are like oh my god like piss fanatics everywhere that is all right do you want to what was your topic um there's two things one i want to talk about how tiktok is rewiring my brain obviously in uh is making me play more basketball but also i started listening to music again really yeah okay i had this conversation with he got mad at me yeah yeah i did he got mad at me because you went dude i've been listening to music i was like oh sick like what are you listening to portuguese techno no you said portuguese lounge music i said portuguese lounge techno you said portuguese lounge and he goes you mean bossa nova and i was like

because that's portuguese loud but it's not i wasn't listening to portuguese lounge the song i'm thinking of is chego 3 can you please a second? He's listening to a single song. No, no, no. It's a playlist. Are you only listening to that? It's a genre of songs. It's a type of song. What do you do at the gym?

Listen to music at the gym? This is what I listen to now. I make the gym listen to this playlist. There's a couple different songs that I listen to, but this is one of them here. Play just Chego 3. It's any of them. Click on any of them here play just chego 3 it'll is any of them click on any of them

well i did talk about doing heroin earlier so we might be cooked on uh uh uh show the video at least so people know. Is this the only thing you listen to right now? This genre of music. I'm doing this so people can hear something. Asad, this is just like old techno with Portuguese over it. It's so good. It goes so hard. It goes so fucking hard.

Wait, Marsh, play once again for the Renegade Master. It's almost the same song, just without Portuguese. Back once again for the Renegade Master. Wait, so... D4 Damager. That's a classic. That's great. I love that.

Do you sit in silence in your car that way listen to podcasts usually but yeah i mean this is fire so you just like techno now i mean i've always liked techno what do you mean you know this what do you pause i've always listened i I've always listened. I have been a fan of techno music for as long as you've known me. Come on. What? Oh, my God. Carl Cox.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. What are we talking about? I used to listen to music. I used to go to festivals. I used to be a person. If your friend. Okay, let me explain something.

If your friend is 10 years clean from heroin you don't describe him as a heroin addict anymore you have not listened to music in a decade okay maybe not a decade but like at least i'm not talking about like oh yeah i'm talking about cold turkey no music yeah i did i cut it out because it's dCA. Wait, because of your stream, you don't listen to music? Yeah, because I can't listen to music while I'm Twitching. You don't. You live outside of your stream a little bit. And then all of the other moments where I'm not Twitching,

I'm min-maxing so that I can get as much information as possible in my brain. He listens to podcasts he doesn't like. He listens to the daily. He hates the daily. That's one thing. That's one thing. I know you. There's no way you It's like this. I know you. There's no way you do any of this for any money whatsoever.

I like to be in the know. And I have to retain as much information as possible. Wait, hold on. What I realized is this is the only place that we hang out with you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is where I know you from yeah and if only there was a

member of the podcast scratching and clawing to get us to hang out together and throwing specific gay themed events at disney world okay now hold on bring it back all right you're all right no i'm on it do it i'm so upset oh no no no i am and i it actually i'm actually hurt i'm gonna be depressed oh he's hurt i am i want to go so bad you you realize how much fomo i have everybody knows how much i want to be involved and have a good quinceanera or whatever no no no no no no no i i think i'm trying to like maybe there's like a way i could fly around i don't know if there's like i just why can't it be another there's like a way i could fly around i don't know if there's like i just why can't it be another week there's a way you could do it it's called

canceling the other no how dare you or living in los angeles yeah well living in la that's that's something that i marsh and i argued about earlier yeah that's a good idea i think yeah that's a great idea you know you owe me ten thousand You owe me $10,000 now. Cutie did not get on a plane. She booked it. She hasn't gotten on the plane yet. It's coming. When did she book it? I'm not going to tell you.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. I'm not going to tell you. I want my 10 grand. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Thanks for the trip to Japan.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I love that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. When did Cutie?

I'm not telling you. Where is she going? And I've already coached her not to tell you. Wait, no. Yep. wait, wait, wait. When did Cutie... I'm not telling you. Where is she going? And I've already coached her not to tell you. Wait, no. Yep. No, that's not fair. Yes. I'm calling her on the Patreon. What do you mean it's not fair?

What do you mean it's not fair? Hold on. What the fuck? No, no. Can I tell you this? I'm going to find out because who's she going to call when she's anxious about flying? Where's Truly? Yeah, and you'll just know you owe me $10,000.

No. Unless you're a terrible friend and you're trying to swede her from getting on the plane. You know what, Hasan? Hasan, I got an idea. This piece of shit is going to be like, most accidents happen in this month. Yeah. And none have happened yet. It's true.

So we're due for one. No, we are due for one. And Airbuses, and I'll just send her plane disaster videos all month. That's insane. Hey, Hasan. What? I need you to print out a lease. I'm going to sign it. What do you mean, print out a lease?

I'm going to sign a lease and I'm going to live here. That does not count. That does not. I need you to sign a lease. Do not give him a lease. Give me a lease. I got the Aussies coming the entire month of July anyway. Wait, so I don't have a room here? Yeah, you won't have a room here when they're here. You have the Australians here for a month

and I don't have a fucking room here? What am I supposed to do yeah we're gonna do where am i gonna stay we're gonna do so much gay shit i don't even care i'm not even gay anymore yeah exactly what no exactly go go have sex with a woman or some shit no i'm not okay i want to i want to end it on one final note um by the time this podcast episode comes out, you will know if I have actually accomplished this incredible task or not. Tomorrow, I am going to go on a journey, a bucket journey. That's right. We're doing the 1,000 Bucket Challenge. I would love for you guys to attend if you're here.

If you're not, it's fine as well. But I am going to raise money for Gaza, raise money for the children of Gaza, specifically for Palestinian kids. It's the same exact charities that we've been working with already for Creators for Palestine. And the funds are going to go back to the Creators for Palestine, but we have to set it up separately for these challenges that we have. But the goal is you give me $100, and that means one bucket, okay? And the goal is to try to get to $100,000 so that there's 1,000 buckets that I have to shoot, three-pointers specifically. We already scheduled it. This came after Ludwig did the 1,000-point challenge, and he was telling me that, like, the dudes at Red Bull were at the facility that he did it because he's a Red Bull athlete.

Yeah. Really still funny. Ludwig's a Red Bull athlete. Yeah. Really still funny. Bud was a Red Bull athlete. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he is, which is hilarious. They've really fallen as a brand. I think that he is considered an athlete. The wings have fallen off.

But to be fair, to give him his flowers, he did do an impressive athletic feat. He did it. Seven hours it took him i personally think if i was doing it straight like just shooting consecutively consistently i could probably clear it in four however at every ten thousand dollar uh at every ten thousand dollar fundraiser goal there is a new sabotage a new challenge that will be introduced into the fray i'll give you guys a teaser okay one of them for example will be me shooting over someone like having to shoot at least 50 to 100 we haven't decided yet uh over over like a person who's trying to guard me things of that nature one of

them will be obviously the classic blindfolded shot that i have to take blindfolded shots. Not all those are going in. Yeah, I know. But, you know, we'll see. But with all of that in mind, with all the challenges, it'll probably take me quite a while. I am a little worried. I'm a little worried physically about what will happen to my body by the end of this.

Yeah. Ludwig was able to get through it in seven hours. He said, like, he had a little forearm like his forearm hurt a little bit but his shot was kind of ass so i don't know he wasn't really like activating everything okay so we'll see we'll see what happens what do you guys think do you guys think i can accomplish this i think you're gonna i think you're gonna do it but it's gonna take four days four days i'll be honest because you put so many challenges in there you're gonna you're in your community is gonna go crazy and they're gonna donate a ton you're gonna it's gonna you're

gonna be successful in raising a great amount of money for gaza however it's gonna be so convoluted and complicated it's gonna take forever okay it's gonna be days i mean the challenge you're gonna have to set up the challenges don't stack on one another it's not gonna be like i'm blindfolded and getting guarded it's just like no i know that's the point so that you're gonna have to stop blindfolded and guarded is hilarious yeah you just t up and i fucking smack the ball out yeah no but like you it's just gonna take a long time and you don't you you take a while to do things are you guys in in, by the way? If you are, I'm going to put you in there. It's going to start at 11. I'm going to put you guys on the poster.

I might not stay the entire time, but I'll show. I will not be there. Okay. I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry. I'm here. It's fine.

I'm here a lot. I have a lot of people coming. I'm sorry. It's all good. He's really checked out, hasn't he? No, I'm not. No, he's definitely getting demoted on the friendship list. Wait, what?

For the paywall proportion of the podcast. And you guys might want to check that out at patreon.com slash fear. And we have multiple different tiers, multiple different things that we give you, depending on your tier as well including but not limited to austin's uh austin is solving your your voicemail problems yeah uh and and things of that nature but on the paywalled episode uh we are going to look at the new charlie xcx album and rate the songs because you know it's pride month we have we have to do that it's Pride Month. We have to. We have to do that. And, you know, many other cool, fun things of that nature. Maybe we'll touch each other and be naked while we're doing it.

But you can only find that out if you go to patreon.com. Quit making being gay all about your personality. Take two. Take two on that. Go ahead. Quit make being gay. Shit. Stop. Stop. Quit making. No, no. Stop. I got it. I got it. quit make being gay shit quit making

no no stop I got it quit making your sexuality your entire personality wow he said get back in the closet thank you Austin you said that like you were currently suffering a stroke he just couldn't even get himself to say it

alright see you on the other side everybody peace suffering a stroke. He just couldn't even get himself to say it. Alright. See you on the other side, everybody. Peace. This is what I... I used to sit on my computer and fly flight simulator alone. And sit there and the plane would just go up and just go.

And nobody understood that either. They called me things like autistic. You know what I mean? Nobody called you that because you would need friends to be able to do that. Excuse you? Oh, my God. Brother, you know, I'm not even insulted by that. Hasan, you have, I don't have friends.

Okay. You live your life like a fucking robot. Ew, there you go. Get into it. Okay. You live your life like a fucking robot. Ew, there you go. Get into it. Okay. You live your life like a robot. I was a guest in your home last night. Yeah.

And I felt like I was staying at a fucking bed and breakfast, and you owned it. I felt like I was in a prison. That's what I felt like last night. I had to go to the room and sit there out of shame I felt shame to be it's not even that he wasn't communicating with me, I felt

unwanted here I felt genuinely unwanted in his own home you are want