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Wait, you know how to do it? I've been to many drag brunches. Okay, hold on. Oh my God. I'm scared. Hold on just a second welcome welcome welcome everybody to the greatest podcast of all time, Fear And, I'm Austin Show, and joining with me are my wonderful co-hosts, Cutie Cinderella and Ahsan Piker. That's right, we have a very special episode, why for you guys, this week.

Why is it a very special episode? Because it's a very special month, that's right, it's Pride Month. It's Pride Month, it is my month finally, no it's our month, it's game episode because it's a very special month. That's right. It's Pride Month. It's Pride Month. It is my month finally. No, it's our month. It's gay month. It's trans month. It's bi month. It's lesbian month. It's am I missing any?

It's non-binary month. It's weird because it's not straight month. No, you are already. You've already started the oppression against the yep heterosexuals by by hitting how proud you are and doing all this gay shit yeah no absolutely all right guys i'm tired of it okay i'm tired of it okay we're done we're done with prime month we're done with bullshit this month over. This man went to pride yesterday and it took him five minutes and he was

smacking twinks on the ass, dude. He was, he was smacking twinks on the ass. He was on the grinder bus. That's all I'm saying is the gay agenda is working folks. And Hassan Piker all over the internet. Nobody sees the straight part only

people see grinder bus twink ass smack mustache gay outfit i don't think your outfit was that gay i'm kind of you're not alone in that apparently every homosexual did you try to look gay i was just wearing a tank top so i thought it would be gay. That's crazy. That's the extent of my attempting to look gay was I had like big cargo pants on and a tank top. Well tell me all about

it. I wasn't there. Also I have to say We invited you, Kitty. I know. I've been going through a lot. You guys don't understand. You're always going through it. I did just get out of the shower. I wanted to say that. Both of these things that you just said are unique. What are you going through it with, cutie?

I can't say. Okay. But we love you. And we support you. Well, at least you're wet. And alive. And you're alive. And being wet is a staple for the Fearhound podcast. Of course, you might have noticed that Will Neff is not here.

I smell great, though. Will Neff is not here. Unfortunately, this week I'm not even going to do this self-sucking shit. Okay. He's not here because his flight, he missed his flight or not. He didn't. His flight got delayed. His flight got delayed and his car got stolen and his car got stolen

but then unstolen and then unstolen or re-stolen or leaking content that he probably wants to tell but because he's not here we're going to tell it. Ty is going wild on this here. Will's Tesla got stolen and then Caroline like stole it back. Yeah.

But everything was taken and we don't know what was in it but we heard pickleball materials etc. A devastating loss for the Nefferson family. It's about time that he no longer plays pickleball and yeah which is etc a devastating loss yeah for the nefferson family it's about time that he no longer plays pickleball and starts playing basketball with me again because that's what we used to do when we were doing friendship stuff now since it is pride month i have come bearing gifts for all of you including including will including marsh before we get to

the census pride month i do want to say that i do want to cut the game at our first inning. He's already trying to impress me. No, because I do have a gripe. I do have a gripe, okay? Do we have to bleep that? Strag it. Strag it. I think you have to bleep it, Marsh.

I can say it. Yeah, say it again. It's our word. You can't say it. That's for straight people. You can't say it. It's our word. Sorry. No, we were supposed to have a guest this uh episode and awesome was like no oh god this is

my mom no that's not true this is the start of my month i need this to be all about me you know what you're fucking right that's what i did say he did say that yeah you know i'm sick and tired of hassan me trying to lie about what i said. I said it. It's Pride Month, bitch. I don't lie about what you said. You do. Sometimes he does. Sometimes he lies. But you know what?

It's Pride Month, bitch. And we had a guest lined up. No, real talk. We had a guest lined up. But he wasn't gay. Yeah. Were you hooting and hollering all last night? Your voice sounds like you're hooting and hollering.

I've been out for four nights in a row. I was out Thursday night, Fridayering all last night. Your voice sounds like you're hooting and hollering. I've been out for four nights in a row. I was out Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night. Young man, how are you using protection? I have not. Cutie, you know me. He did talk about how he's no longer on prep for a little bit. Excuse you. Preparation H.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, no. First of all, I don't like to talk publicly about my sex life. All right? First of all, I have not had sex this weekend. Okay? Period. No blowjobs.

Wow. Thank you. Homeboy can't get laid. Okay, now hold on. Big L, bro. You're in the mecca for homosexuality. You can't get a little bit of boozy. Hold on.

Excuse you all. This weekend was not aboutcca for homosexuality. You can't get a little bit of boozy. Hold on. Excuse you all. This weekend was not about celebrating my homosexuality. I wanted to celebrate love and sex just wasn't on the agenda for me. And I don't always have to have sex. Okay. I don't always have to have. It's always about sex for these straight people. It's all about sex.

For me, it's about love. I'm like so fine. I would rather have cheese fries than sex. What do you mean? It's all about sex for these people. No, no, no. Sex is fine. I just didn't have sex this weekend. I didn't have sex. I don't know what else to tell you. Dude, I'm revoking your gay card.

Wait, did I need... I want everybody to know this, listen. I can't win. If I have sex, I'm a harlot. If I don't have sex, I'm not gay enough. I can't to know this. Listen, I can't win. If I sex, I'm a harlot. If I don't have sex, I'm not gay enough. Yeah. I can't win with being a woman. Yeah.

I'm just mad. I'm just mad because we went on pride month, uh, or the first day of pride to we owe and the gays have blocked off their streets. Okay. They're like, look at me completely.

Yeah. I'm sick and tired of it. Okay. But in any case, we went and we asked people who looks gayer yeah and i lost unanimously unanimously like not a single person would even throw me a pity crumb yeah no not even close like well today is you weren't even wearing this outfit no if you were wearing this outfit it was it was over like i knew that but at least yesterday you yesterday you had a knitted top on. So I thought maybe, just maybe, I might be able to score a couple points.

And I'm very disappointed with my performance as a gay man. I tried to do a little bit of gay stuff. You didn't put any fucking effort in. I did not. You didn't effort. He didn't put any effort. He's gotten complacent. He doesn't, he didn't put any effort. Cause he knows that he's, he's kind of got,

he's gotten complacent. All right. He's grown out the mustache. He's, he's, he's showing up his armpits. He knows he doesn't have to work for it anymore. He knows he doesn't have to do anything. Someone who's trying too hard.

Okay. So that's why I'm not trying fair. I mean, honestly, the ladies don't want it either. Right? Like that's why, that's why I'm not trying. Fair. I mean, honestly, the ladies don't want it either. Right? That's why people want you so bad. It's true, though.

He's so unavailable. I mean, and he's hot, too. But that's part of his allure. Right. I don't know who to agree with. No, you're supposed to agree with me. Don't look at me. But let me tell you, part of the Hasan Paikou allure is, number one, he's very attractive.

But number two, he's got this mystique. He's mysterious. He doesn't look you in the eyes when he talks to you. He ignores you. That's not mystique. That's autism. Okay. That's true.

I think, but it's hotism. It's a symptom. It's a symptom. Okay. Autistic hotties. All right. So you want to give us the gift? I do want to give you pride gifts. First things first.

Pride flags. Wave your pride flag. That's right. I don't know. Take your pride flags. It's not even the new updated one. I know. It was half off. Okay.

I got it on clearance. Okay. This is the first gift. Did I ever tell you one time I was doing a, it was pride month and I was doing a baking stream where I was making a rainbow cake. Okay. And living my best life, being an ally. Yeah.

Someone came in and they're like, you bitch, you're appropriating my culture. And I was like, that's crazy. They were so mad at me. That's crazy. But you ate pussy one time culture and i was like that's crazy they were so mad at me that's crazy but you ate pussy one time right no that i have to address that yeah that's not even my tweet that's just anti-piker being a kooky banana i thought i would have just i would have just taken that up until this point i thought you ate pussy one time though uh march can we show the show the tweet Because that went viral and internet rules dictate that that is the truth

now. So you did eat pussy. It was okay. Not better than cheese fries. Nothing's better than cheese fries. I love cheese fries. There's that tweet. Do you want me to keep? It's Antipy. Antipyger tweets a lot

every day. First things first I'd like to give Cutie her gift Yay Is it cheese fries? No a lot of people Drag me for my sticker gift

So I went all out for Cutie Okay Presents I got you a fan Oh here's the tweet How eating pussy one time Make me gay If I cook one time

Am I a fucking shit I mean honestly true though True You suck one dick The craziest thing is I could be gaslit Into thinking I tweet that like if AntiPiker Just said to me like I didn't make that up you did tweet it I'd be like did I?

I don't think I did We all saw it I liked it I don't think I did I don't think so I. All right, cutie. I don't think so. Ready? I have your fan. What does it say? It says, shade never made anybody less gay.

It's Taylor Swift. And it's Taylor Swift themed. Oh, my God. I can dry my hair. Wait. Okay. When you busted that open, I was like, oh, he fucking went and got something free from the vendors That were there

That is a targeted deliberate Thoughtful gift I cannot wait for my gift Here we go And I also got you this pride shawl It's kind of ugly but I'll wear it It's so ugly It's really ugly

My culture is ugly I have this major gripe i talk about it every pride oh yes gorgeous and gay um so gay and to top it all off oh wow i got you a hat too wow yes you look good no wow you actually look like you're going to a taylor swift concert in june yes okay let's go hi kaya kaya hassan i i got i am putting no rainbow shit on wait hold on i also got cutie a shirt what the fuck cutie got everything bro i got her a shirt it says beach blonde bad built butch body wait what i don't want to be the butch that's not for you though like you're not that way cutie i'm not saying

you're the way if she wears that then it's like she's you're implying you don't have to put it on it's it's it's not it's it's not that gay i just thought it was funny okay ready if she puts that you're implying that that's what she thinks of herself. I am this. No, you're not that. No, it's the quote from Marjorie Taylor Greene. Oh. We've got to move that. Yeah, we've got to.

Okay, cutie, for the record, I want to let you know something. You put that on. How does it fit? It fits my butch body perfectly. No, no, cutie, that's a small. This is not a small. No, it is. I swear to God.

It's not a real person's small. I swear to God, it's a small. So I just want to let you know.. No, no. Cutie, that's a small. This is not a small. No, it is. I swear to God. It's not a real person's small. I swear to God, it's a small. So I just want to let you know. Own it, bitch. You're a small. It's a small. I'm not a small. Cutie's a small.

I just want to let you know. All the Cutie fans. What's happening? You're a small bitch. She's a small bitch. Okay. Hasan Piker. I'm getting in the mood.

This is making me gayer by the second. All right, here we go. Oh, that's so cool. I got you a gay hat here we go i oh you don't have to wear this the whole time all right now this is one of my favorites i got you a shirt and i thought this was so good all right i got you a shirt it says hole all right what the fuck bro happy pride it's an xl okay i'm excuse you you're oh my god you get you fit in the one small shirt all of a sudden you're fucking where the fuck is the shirt I bought Will?

Here it is. No, no. Put it on him. That is your shirt. And I bought Will a shirt. All right, Hasan. You probably can't wear these. Why? I got you these two.

Oh, Jesus. You can't wear them right now. That's for sure. What the fuck? That's netted. Yeah, happy pride. You're supposed to wear it with a banana hammock, I assume. Yeah.

Like with a jockstrap. Yeah, happy pride. That's for you. What the fuck? I got you an XL. Is that what you wanted? Is this? Why is this used, bro?

No, it's not used. There's a weird smell coming from something what the fuck wait why is that too this makes no sense why is this why is there a hole here i don't know you just gotta you just gotta you gotta embrace it you gotta embrace it but yeah i got you guys pride gifts what do you think huh great. Thank you, Austin. I feel gayer by the second. And I got myself some wristbands. I like how you guys are gayer than me right now. Okay, so here's the thing.

Okay, I have a gripe with the LGBT community. Okay. Hit me. And I've said this every single Pride for the past, like, 10 years, I think. And everyone always gets mad at me. But I think they get mad at me because they agree. What? The rainbow color aesthetic is so bad.

Oh, yeah. It sucks. There's a real issue within the queer community where, like, all the flags, like, the color scheme is so whack. I think, like, trans Pride flag pride flag like those colors are fine you know what i mean this is not like a this is not a statement i'm making about like what specific type of queer that i'm on board with and whatnot but like it's just the like the rainbow is aesthetically not pleasing and i think i think you guys look better than you did when you walked in i think i think the honest weers got to get together and do a redesign.

Really? It is crazy. We keep doing that. That's why I got the flag half off. It's because there's a new updated flag. Well, even the updated flag, it looks cool. But, I mean, it's just like it has all the colors. It's too many colors.

You guys should just choose purple. Okay. Or blue. Or something. Yeah. Just colors. You guys should just choose purple. Okay. Or blue. Or something. Yeah. Just one. I did plan for Pride Month. I brought us a tier list of gay icons.

Oh my God. Amazing. And I thought maybe we could do that, but I don't know if you guys want to do it now or if you want to do it on the Patreon. We can do it in a little bit. Okay. Let's burn through some of this stuff because there's a lot of memes. Pride memes.

Pride related memes. Yep. And I want March to pull up gayborhood Latino remix on YouTube and hopefully we'll find it. This is one of my favorite. Shouts out to Bamora for this, Seeking Derangements, which is a very gay podcast for those of you who don't know. Anyway, this is like one of his yeah, that lady, that one should be

good enough, I think. What? What is this? This is the Gamerhood and you are not welcome. Oh, damn. That's why I need to be here. Is that real? Yeah. is that real yeah what is this but um what sort of boomer shit no that shit is actually is actually a banger. That was a banger last Pride where it just popped off in Latin American TikTok for some weird reason.

I think because of the frequency that she hits. And there's just a massive compilation of videos of people doing shit. She's just going to hold that the whole time. I look great. I look like someone's very supportive auntie. Yeah, you really do. You look fucking hot, Cutie, to be honest. Especially in that hat.

You look hot, Cutie. Not to insult your hair. My hair is wet. No. Guys, shut up. You look hot, Cutie. Own it. Oh, my God.

Own it, bitch. You got to work it. I've got something to tell you guys. I have not paid for shit this weekend. Free drinks. You don't charge him when he stays here? No, I didn't stay here. Free drinks.

Free everything. You know why? Wealthy twinks. Wealthy twinks? I thought twinks are stereotypically young. What does wealthy and young have anything to do with anything? I didn't know they could be rich. We're young. Young people.

No. Even Marsh goes, mm. I don't know if we are young. I wouldn't say that. I turned 30 on Thursday. Oh. Wait, wait, hold on. Where is young cut off here?

I think 30. I think 30. Which would mean you're not young anymore austin like you become the youngest old person when you're 30 you've now broached a new category you're old well hold on can we i feel like instead of being the oldest young person you're now the youngest old person we, is there anything in between young and old? No. No. No. Really? It's the endless.

Is that it? The dialogue. There's like old, old. What? Old, old. Why can't we do like young old? There's dead. There's dead.

There's dead. Okay. There's baby, young. Okay. There's baby, kid. Kid, yeah. Baby, kid, young. Teenager, I guess, maybe. Okay. There's baby, young. Okay. There's baby, kid. Kid, yeah. Baby, kid, young. Teenager, I guess, maybe.

Yeah. Wait, life sucks. Young, old, and then like old, old is like people over 75. Like elderly. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, and then elderly. We're born. We're broke.

Then we get money when we're old. Yeah. Yeah. Is that just life? Yeah. Yeah, it's capitalism, baby. And then you work for the rest we're old. Yeah. Yeah. Is that just life? Yeah. Yeah, it's capitalism, baby. And then you work for the rest of your life. For the rest of your life.

When you got the money, like when you finally get to the money, you can't even enjoy it that much. Is this the first time you figured this out? No, I mean, I definitely knew about it, but like it just kind of, it just hits me. I knew about it. This thing called life. I've heard other people talk about it.

It just kind of sucks the more you think about it. Well, yeah. Fuck it. I'm old. It's okay that you're old. I'm old. So the twinks that were buying your stuff, are they old? No.

Oh, they're just rich young people. They're like 24, 25. Wow. Congrats. 27, 24 to 27. What are they buying you? Drinks. You just keep aging? Drinks Why?

They're old too then Wait 27? You're getting old 27 is like gay What? Old and gay years 27 is old and gay years? Yeah

You know how like Gay body You right now are fit You're gay fit even Am I really? fit yep you're gay fit even am i really i think you're gay fit i'll take that i think you're gay oh thank you um i think you're gay fit but if you're like the moment that you hit like 10 body fat now you're like not you know gay fit any longer you're it's like that just like when you're like so from like 25 plus you're gay old okay yeah i just. It's just crazy.

I'm just making this shit up as I go along, but I have a fucking. So are you, you're fit. He's gay ancient. No, I'm, for gay fit, no, not even. Gain-chant. You're gay ancient. Well, Austin and I are the same age, so. Bro, no, I'm younger than Hassan by a couple years.

Uh-oh. Austin is a little bit older than me, but we just, we just let it slide, you know? Yeah. All right. Well, okay. You know what? Fuck it. That's my new favorite conspiracy.

Austin is older than me. I don't care. Dude, I can't stop waving this shit around, bro. Give me a flag, any flag. Okay. Give me a hateful flag. I think I was probably, somebody's definitely going to like put a Confederate flag on there, bro.

I'm telling you, if you gave me a Confederate flag, my ass would be fucking waving it around. That's crazy. Oh, I cannot wait for this month for everybody to be fucking outraged, the conservatives to be outraged all month long. It's just so entertaining. They're so crazy. And I'll be honest, religion kind of fell off.

I was at Pride. Dude, true. I was at Pride. There were two there were two people like with megaphones and like nobody could hear them over beyonce at the club next door that's so funny yeah and then like they to get away from the music they had to go so far down the street that just nobody cared or was listening depends on the state though on the state, though. Yeah, that's true. You know, that's where I got my first condom ever was a Pride Festival.

Really? Yeah, when I was a kid. Well, you never used it. When I was a teen. I didn't. That's crazy. Cutie's gay today. Be the voice of sanity.

I'm gay today. The gays say it's okay. Yo, the gays were fucking popping these shits. Can I hold this for a second? Yeah. Because you want to. Yeah. No, let me show you how to do it. I've been to many. Wait, you know how to do it? I've been to many drag brunches. Can I hold this for a second? Yeah. Let me show you how to do it.

I've been to many drag brunches. Oh my god. I'm scared. Hold on just a second. You picked that up so authoritatively I thought you were going to do it. Oh my my. Oh, my God.

Cutie did a better job than you. Okay, I'll be honest. I usually open. This is a right-handed fan, and I usually open them with my left hand. What do you mean it's a right-handed fan? What just happened? I'm'm sorry that was so embarrassing i'm so sorry i i no no yeah i got it let me tell you this is how you do it i i was there you go i was that was nice how did you i got let me try oh bummer dude What the fuck?

Yeah, Hasan's gay, y'all Oh, we're starting the gay cred again Oh, that's great Wait, hold on I need it Give it I need to prove to the gays Once and for all

That I can do it I've been to Palace And everybody knows What Palace is Here, give it to me What's Palace? Palace is a drag brunch spot In Miami

What's Palace, sis? Huh? Huh? Yeah I can't believe this I can't believe it here give it to me okay let's just try it again try one more fucking time for those of you listening at home if you didn't hear my fucking pop that shit popped i popped that pussy why can't i it's the microphone i'm not used to doing it i need more space what is going on i don don't know. Hold on, let me... The dynamic is just very strange.

This is not what... It's a different brand. Yeah, for sure. Of fan, I think. I think I broke it. I don't think it's opening anymore. Let me do it again. Wait.

All right, I think it's broken, but try it. Is it broken? It's broken. You broke it. I broke it. I popped it too hard. You broke it. Watch Is it broken? You broke it I popped it too hard Watch it won't open It's not broken Whatever Moving on

Your honor it's not broken That's crazy because it made the sound again But when you did it because it made the sound again That was weird But when you did it And she made the sound too How was that It is kind of fucked up Oh there it goes

Oh Oh One more try Oh my god if i can't get it oh don't pop it that hard no if i can't get it then what oh are you kidding me there you go yeah that's right there you go. That's right. Who's gay now, bitch? Yeah, bitch.

He's still gay. You know, only the gays can open fans. Anyway. You guys didn't even tell me. So you got there and then what? Pride. We got to pride. Is pride only one day? No. No, unlike the festival. I got to Pride. Is Pride only one day?

No. No, unlike the festival. I wish. No. I wish it was zero days. Pride is like a four-day, five-day, night-day festival. Just crazy. And just people being proud and being gay. And it's just drinks and parties and just flags and happiness no love

and everybody's so nice have you ever been to a straight club or bar that's just a bar well usually okay well then why do we call things gay bars because those are particular but there's no like there's no bar that's like we're a straight bar no gays allowed no but i mean it's just like the gay bars allow straights in there i know so you know you've been to like a straight bar straight club what what these are you offended these no this isn't a thing well have you been to a straight normal bar i'm gonna have to agree with austin here what wait am i crazy there's definitely difference between gay bars and straight bars is there a sign that's up that's like no gays allowed

no it's just a normal bar well oh my god i said it but it is kind of true it is it is kind of true i get what you're saying. There's a difference between a bar that is for everybody versus a gay bar, which you can go to as a straight person. But it is definitely different. Yeah. Okay. So these bars, though, every time I go to a straight club or whatever, a club that's just like a club. A club that's not a gay club. Yeah. Every time I go, it's like everybody's fucking like aggressive, like angry.

Like you bump into them and it's like, fuck you. And like all that shit. I was walking out of pride and I stepped on somebody's like dragging like lingerie pride moment. And I stepped on it and like I heard it like like I almost I think I almost killed them but they they turn around I was like oh my god I'm so sorry they're like they just like twisted up and like blew me a kiss and said it's okay and like

all that sort of shit like everybody's happy and loves to be there and it's just everybody's supporting everybody and it's great until you get into like Instagram comments and it kind of goes south I was gonna to say. Why? There's definitely some cattiness.

In person, everybody's happy. Why is everyone being catty in the comments? I don't know. What are they saying? Is it mostly about like outfits? What do they say about me? They say a lot of things about me. They don't say anything about him.

Gay on gay hate? We can look it up. Let's look at some of the TikTok comments. No, we're not doing that. Let's look at some of the TikTok commentsok comments of the recent no no were you guys in nuke tiktok we are in we are in a lot of gay talk okay we went we went to pride we need to watch it we went to pride and we actually shot a bunch of gay talk uh content creators like we shot with a bunch of gay talk content creators including of course the famous one where austin

goes like uh is it a twink and he he's like, it's a twink again. Oh, yeah. That guy was there. What's his name? Stan Chris. Stan Chris. So he was there and he was rolling out the red carpet. Oh, yes.

Yes. He was rolling out the red carpet. He posted it. Stan Chris. He posted it. And we're going to take a look. I want to look at the comments as well. Yep.

Stan Chris. Stan Chris is TikTok right now. You guys both walked the runway? Yep, we both walked the runway. Cutie, I want you to determine who walked it better. Did he post it yet? He did. He did right here. He's got more play on Instagram than

in the album. We're not in there. He said no. Oh, no. He said no. Oh, no, he didn't. Okay, the music. Oh, there you are. Okay, but like you fit the music really good. Oh, too fast, Austin. Yeah, but the music, we didn't have that music when we were doing it.

Okay, music, mute it, mute it because We didn't have that music When we were doing it Oh, right Okay, music Mute it Mute it Because we didn't have the music Mute it Mute it No, this is No, we didn't

Okay We didn't have There's a song If you're watching on YouTube right now There's a song Million Dollar Baby Million Dollar Baby's playing And we can't

We didn't have that When we were walking Why are you so worried? You look good, man No, I know i know i look good no it's fine no it's not the issue i'm just saying that like the reason why it wasn't synced up cutie made a comment i need her to make a good judgment no he could hear the music and he's still regardless of the music you were just walking really fast that's how you do it Oh okay Look it up on Instagram So you went too slow idiot Yeah who walked better

I don't know about that Between Hasan and I The first guy I like that he danced Let's see what the comments are saying I can't read it but Wow that's crazy Ain't no tops there

hasan is back look at him go wow who is that boy with usa speedo he looks nice uh wow we just we hasan you guys are invisible was that hasan what is his son oh there oh god see nobody gave a shit about anybody but hasan there's there's is there no typical hasan okay let's look at the other one let's look at wait oh you were you weren't in the ukrainian twink video no i wasn't no i wasn't i wasn't in there i i didn't do one i they i did one but they haven't released it yet he's got no clothes on yep no yeah all right okay watch i did an interview with this guy. Yeah, this is crazy. This interview is awesome. Which I thought was really funny because, like, he...

Okay. Oh, he did both. He posted both of them. But let's watch the first one. He's naked in so many. Are you gay? No. No.

What's the gayest thing you've ever done in your life? Live in West Hollywood for ten years Can you please honestly rate my pride outfit out of ten? I will do a little spin for you I put a lot of effort I'm gonna give it a seven. That's very generous. It's because your physique is carrying it right now But I feel like you could have gone way bolder, way wilder with it. Uh, Hasan, kiss or slap? For who?

For me. Or I can kiss or slap you. Oh, slap. You'll slap me? Yeah. But, like, be a good guy. Like, do a good job, okay? Ready?

Okay, this was... Can I say something about this thank you sir you fucking bent him over i did you bent him over you gave him a slap and you know what i'm very i'm very happy for you guys because the reason i'm happy i'm so happy for you damn grinder grinders fucking celebrating my accomplishments here but the thing is the reason why i did that is because in the interview the longer interview he was like uh he he cut a part of it out i don't know maybe it's in here uh-huh great you're an ally probably right not an ally so hassan since you're not an ally i still will ask you so what's your type in west hollywood you're not a gay but like what's your type in West Hollywood? You're not a gay, but like, what's your type of gay guys?

Do you like more twinks? Like, who is like more appealing to you? Bears. You like bears? Yeah, big burly men. So, Hasan, if you were a gay, you think you would be into bears? Maybe. Do you think you would be a top or a bottom?

You know what? Actually, I rescind that statement. I would, uh, Troye Sivan. What? Yeah. Very, very. But that statement i would uh choice of art yeah but that's technically uh i guess he's a top so maybe not he's a top i don't think so yeah i think he's trying to be a top no they say he's a femme top okay a blouse yo all these comments all these comments don't know who you are and they all think that you're just a confused man at pride that's wait really yeah look at these comments yeah i don't know but go go to the top

comments so marsh are people saying he's confused so he says he's not gay not an ally but he's being interviewed by art wearing a speedo we hope pride oh the irony here they don't get it that's so funny that they why would i fucking be in front of the grinder here. They don't get it. That's so funny. Why would I fucking be in front of the grinder bus? Getting interviewed by Ukrainian twink and American speedo. I thought that the juxtaposition would reveal

the truth. This is the thing, Hasan, is you can be as blatant and obvious as you can be, and you're still going to get comments like this. It's wild. Cutie, why didn't you come to Pride with us? Because she's not an ally.

Yeah, I'm not an ally. She's a foe, a real one. Well, that's why I want you guys to tell me about it. If I went with you, you'd have nothing to tell me about. Okay. There was crowds, but it wasn't that bad. Okay. Was there a parade?

Yes, today there was a parade. Not yesterday, though? No, not yesterday. There was a, but it wasn't that bad. Okay. No, it wasn't crowded at all. Was there a parade? Yes, today there was a parade. Not yesterday, though? No, not yesterday. There was a parade today. That's the best part. Did you go to it? I did go to the parade today. What was it?

Hassan wouldn't have liked the parade. There was a lot of cops. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, there was a lot of cops. Why? Just to make sure it was safe? Yeah, I know. But Hassan doesn't like that.

I don't like that. No cops at pride would you prefer no cops at pride um it depends but probably not yeah i would probably prefer no maybe like a security company no like a queer security is better because like i mean the west hollywood sheriff Department, so they're like pretty gay friendly. They're not gay, but they're pretty gay friendly. They got to be. They don't have a choice. It's the gayest city in America. Overall, I feel like, yeah, no, police presence is not great.

So is there going to be a parade every weekend? Like in West Hollywood? Yeah. No, this is West Hollywood Pride pride and then there's like every weekend like pride goes from april to august whoa okay bro pick a month no it does though like i know i'm just saying pick a month gays that's what i'm saying being gay is so much better than being straight it's like not even close because you get months that? That's why. No, like we get, it's so much more fun. Like you don't have festivals.

It's just so much better. Austin is saying we need straight pride. I agree, brother. Hell yeah. We need a straight pride around these parts. It's just so much more free and fun. Yeah, but we could also just go to gay pride. What?

As straight people. Yeah, I know. I guess. But as gay people, you can't go to straight pride. It's just not the same, though't it's just not the same though it's just not the same like you know why there's like christians and shit or not well maybe you know real people protesting pride and shit it's because they're not having any fun yeah but those people protest billy eilish concerts i know but you don't see us protesting churches you guys should

oh i know but we don't i think that'd be really funny cutie we don't have time because we're having too much fun yeah but like some people that is their fun is to protest psychopaths yeah i also think they get paid you think they're paid i think those guys were too fucking unwashed like those guys were ride or die those guys were there because they're fucking insane yeah they were fucking insane yeah i think it itches their brain the same way that like for me doing a craft does them rioting outside of pride they think that like if they convert one gay guy to being straight i guess well if you were to peel back their life and compare it to scripture or whatever they would be like incredibly flawed and incredibly sinful and all sorts of

shit you know so i just don't understand the only different that but there's instead they're wasting their time yelling at queer people who at least the fucking queer people are out being who they fucking are not hiding behind also i never heard of jesus having no girlfriend yeah i was talking about this earlier jesus no he's gay oh you think jesus is gay fuck bro yeah long ass hair he's super toned you know he's hitting the fucking gym killed himself very dramatically yeah very much that was a game very dramatic yeah 12 dudes pause brother what is happening that's us that's zesty as. And then also, also that cross has been like kind of, I saw a lot of crosses out today. Yeah.

People use it for sex. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. All I'm saying is Jesus was gay as hell and anybody who doesn't, and the people that love Jesus are pretty gay for Jesus. Like the, the way this guy's talking about Jesus outside of, uh, the, the outside of pride parade was just like it's like bro you're gay as hell that's a man you know what i mean you love a man that's you should be more understanding

other people so you guys got there and be booped around to different like booths and then did you go to any parties or anything no because we can't go in with the camera and also because i didn't bring my i think okay hassan question i've got a connection at the Abbey, the social media manager at the Abbey. If I could get permission, would you stream at the Abbey? Maybe. What are we streaming? IRL stream.

But like, what are we IRL streaming? Drinking at the Abbey. Sure. Like getting drunk, we'll get a bunch of people. What would have you said no to? We'll just party at the Abbey. That a good question i don't know i'm just wondering what we would do but i guess if it's like a like relatively private corner yeah yeah like we well i mean no we're gonna be out and about well that's like then it's gonna be a meeting greet what won't be austin it was a meeting greet yesterday at pride we were out in the street

and i know they didn't even know his name there they're just like you're that hot guy from this true but okay some people knew his name that's what they said to you actually no people came up to you and you're like you're the twink guy that's crazy did they actually say can i can i can i say something yeah they did yeah i'm sick and tired of being the twink guy. Oh, sure. I'm sick and tired of being the twink guy. What do you want to be known as? I want people to know that I actually have been thinking about this a lot.

Okay. And I don't just like twinks. You just happen to only be with twinks. Okay. Don't shush me. I like twinks. I like twunks.

Okay. I like jocks. Okay. Those are my type. I don't think I've ever seen you with a jock. He hasn't tried it yet. No. I told you about a threesome I had.

That guy was a jock. No. I haven't seen him, so I don't know. Okay. First of all... I feel like, Maximum, if you show me this guy right now, I can make an assessment, and I'm willing to bet that it's a twunk at most, which is a twink and a hunk for those of you that don't know.

You want me to show you? Yes. Live review? 100%. Marsh, make sure it doesn't show up on the camera. Show him on the camera. Because I know the other person, and they're the perfect twink. No, me first.

I don't fucking know. Come on, bro. What? Yeah, come on, bro. What? That's a twunk. Okay, twunk. See?

That's what I meant. That's what I said. I actually think that I like twunk okay twunk see that's what i meant okay okay i actually think that i'm i like twunks more than twinks yeah like not even i don't even know i i used to i i didn't i twunks and twinks i use interchangeably but like i like this is a twunk but like barely it's a twink no it's a twink that is outdoorsy like this is a twink that's been outside okay all right okay all right all right come a twink that's been outside. Okay, alright. Come on. That's crazy. Alright, lock my screen and give me my phone back. That's crazy. Okay, but here's the deal. I'm nervous about you having a phone.

This is the other thing I want to abolish from people's perceptions. I gotta pee. I fucking like body hair. Did people say you didn't? Yes. People will be like, people in the comments. You always say this. The people. Cutie, you read comments too.

Not anymore. I don't have time for that. I'm busy being gay. I haven't had time ever since I was gay. Yeah. What does that feel to be gay? Well, when I was seven years old, i thought that i was gay because i kind of remember that song did and i kept my room straight yeah i miss macklemore he's still around oh he

just wrote like a song about war i believe yeah he's like kind of back oh is he yeah thrift shop was amazing i can hear hasan peeing so loudly. I didn't know how to like, he didn't close the door. He farted. Hassan, did you just rip ass? He totally farted. Hi, hi. You want to be gay?

Oh, put the hat on her. Put the hat on her. Oh, no. She doesn't like gay things. Put on the bucket hat. Maybe she likes it. Kaya, here. Let me put it on.

Not an ally. Here, let me. Come here. That is not how you put something on a dog. Yo, she won't wear the hat. Yeah. Hassan didn't bring Kaia to Pride because... He really hates it.

So anyways, as I was saying, I wanted people to know that my type is not just so simple. You're so complex. I would like the record to show that I did not rip ass. I did cough though. So maybe you thought that was it. Yeah, that was it. Okay.

Give me your hand. Oh, my. Good girl. Good girl. Nice. Hassan was making fun of my pet voice. Do you have a pet voice? Of course.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Goyal. Goyal. Goyal. Is that an egg? That's an egg. Is that an egg?

I don't give a shit. Wait, cutie. Let me hear your pet voice ready yeah hi come here little girls hi girly hey you ready for mine yeah hi come here kaya it's so weird when he did this earlier i was like i thought there was a different person good girl did you good girl kaya won't even come oh is my pet voice yeah who's more like me or minor no i think yours is normal really i i have a i have very understanding of other people's pet voices because mine is like super lame yeah but yours is like a fucking like bomb yeah you don't

expect like a siren you don't expect it no you don't it's like i just i just melt when i see this beautiful little lady he's beautiful little lady there's my other pit we need to go on a trip cutie are you ready yes yeah where are we going we need to go on a fear and retreat we're going to gay town yeah we're going to gay city yeah we need to do something if you don't twerk yeah we need to do something do something, Cutie. That's what Hasan and I were talking as a podcast. We got to go do something together and like as a group. We got to go and have a bonding

experience. Maybe Disneyland. Oh, I literally have tickets already. Cutie, am I going to Pride? When is that? The 18th. Am I streaming? Is that Saturday? Is that my stream? Is that the stream that we're supposed to be doing? Is that a Sunday or a Saturday? It's a Wednesday.

It's the only day they had tickets. Is that going to be the fucking stream that you have promised for three years now? Sure. First ever Disney ladies stream. You can't be annoying. Cutie. What? You're not going to be annoying.

Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Can we get another day? No, it's sold out We can scalp them I'll find some way Wait, Disney has only one gay day, bro, sorry No, they only have like six

No, cutie, we're gonna find more tickets Where are you? I'm on the east coast Damn, he doesn't even want to go to Disney No, I do want to go You ain't with it, little bro. You ain't with it. You see that? Marsha's even coming. I have it now.

Kaya's coming. You're going to go to Disney gay night? Wait, can Kaya come? No, she can't. Wait, you're going to go to Disney gay without me? Yeah, we're going to have matching outfits too. That'd be crazy if you guys went on a gay adventure without me. We're going to do that. Yeah, we don't have it. I bought the the tickets the fact that you're not coming makes it even funnier wait how much were the tickets we could bring aiden instead of him yeah brilliant they're like uh i think like 180

each i'll pay you i'll pay double for them wait so they just go empty yes i don't know that's a lot of money for me i'm am so... I would rather... Hit me with triple. We're not doing a bidding war. We're doing the fucking stream. Or else this community, including your fans, will throw a fucking fit. I don't got fans. Cutie.

What? We need to... I'm going to find more tickets. Okay. I'm going to send out a... In fact, here's the deal. This is a public service announcement. Anybody and everybody who has gay tickets to Disney...

Gay tickets to Disney? We need gay tickets to Disney because I am busy on the day that Cutie bought tickets. Let me see the days they even have. We'll figure it out. Well, I just don't think... I'm looking for gay tickets. For all you

know you can't go to any of them oh my god i'm gonna have a mental breakdown were you afraid of the earthquake earlier today was there an earthquake i didn't even hear i didn't feel it or hear it it's just my booty cheeks clapping sorry everybody it happens that's crazy the audacity people had to say that i uh after our tier two to tier four episode of the Patreon where Austin and I solve your problems, I guess, which was a major hit. Yeah.

By the way. Yeah. Major hit where I graciously showed calf meat, as much meat as possible, more meat than you've ever seen. There were people that were baiting me to show more. And they were claiming that I have small calves. Okay.

Good news, bad news. Which one do you want first? Bad news. Okay. Bad news. It's only June 18th and June 20th. Those are the only days. He's looking at you like you slurred him.

The good news for us, they've got Lucky Charms themed churros. Look at that. Yum. Oh, that's so sick. Just for Pride night because they got rainbow. Oh, that's great news for us. That's so good for us. Then there's more themed eats.

Do you happen to like churros? We could get a dining package. Oh, you were saying how you wanted some churros yesterday at the Pride. Oh. Oh. You like gay things? Wait. Then we could get a dining package do you like gay disney related events with your friends who normally wouldn't do either yeah i don't leave my house i cannot believe this

is happening to me i literally cannot believe this is happening that's a bit of a bummer for you, huh? Big dog. Aiden will come. Or we can fly out Prezzo. Oh, even gayer. That's crazy. Yeah, Prezzo would actually be content, too. You guys want to see me suffer. I put in the group chat that I was buying these tickets like two months ago. Marsh loves to see me suffer more than anybody in this room. Yeah, he does.

He loves it so much. He loves it so much yeah i'm sorry to report i cannot believe that during my month let's call disney and let's have them move it what if you do react stream yeah for our patreon you can watch the whole vlog yeah you can just sit there and cry and eat popcorn can you guys bring me a churro? They're all out. Yikes. Maybe a button. Maybe a gay button.

Yeah, we'll get him a sticker. Yeah, we'll get you a sticker. We'll get you a gay-ass sticker from Disney. How about this? I got an idea. Is it like a gay night or something? It's gay night. It's Pride night.

They stay open just for extra. What time does it start? I think 4 o'clock is when you can get in but then they close the rest of park at six o'clock and then it's only the gays so only us only us the gays wow yeah and then and they have special character meetups you have like clothes for us but can i be guest on no you can't wear costumes no disney bounding oh okay no fuck that i i feel like Disney bounding sucks. I was going to put us all in matching outfits.

Okay, I'd rather do that. I can't believe this is happening. But there's special character meetups. Like, we get to meet Stitch because Ohana means family. I love Stitch. Do you? No, I don't care, but I just want to be there. There's music and entertainment.

I love Disney and gay. It's my two favorite things. Oh, yeah. Stitch dance party. Oh, fuck. Mickey Mouse is going to be wearing his pride outfit. Oh, my God. And the Matterhorn is going to be rainbow.

Oh, my God. I love gay Disney. Yeah, we're going to be crazy. Are conservatives freaking out about this, by the way? I don't know if they've noticed. Nobody tell them. They haven't noticed. Yeah, we just need a Matt Walsh video to be like, oh, I can't believe this is happening.

I saw this. I saw this. I talked about this on Hassan's stream, but I saw a fucking lady that got pissed that there was a pride set up for their pets. At Petco. At Petco. And she was adamant that her dogs are heterosexual. Yeah.

Which is insane. Yeah. Yeah. My dog is so gay. My cats are gay yeah but anyway all animals are are gay as hell what the fuck like yeah yeah it's true i saw sometimes trans easier really i was licking out fifi's ear like she's never seen an ear in her life that's true it's crazy doing that it's their cousins technically so that's weird but whatever you're anyway she also she also

said that like when other dogs sniff her dog that she's like that that that she's like uh she said her dogs don't fuck around with that gay shit yeah her dogs don't fuck around with that gay shit when she say this to when a male dog smells her dog's butt Her dog freaks out Or something Which means that she's just a bad pet owner And hasn't socialized their animal well Because she's a freak conservative I think

But yeah conservative outreach has been Kind of dull this year so far There hasn't been that much like freak out Because they're too busy like crying about Donald Trump going to prison But have you noticed This year there are less brands that are being pried you notice that no um ever since like the bud light shit like like starbucks isn't as gay this year right um which is crazy because like it's they make iced coffee they literally yeah i know

i was like literally gay people put their business through. They're not going to lose any customers. White women and gay people are Starbucks's demographic. And half of the white women love gay people. Half of white women? Yeah. Really? There's a lot of white women that don't, you know.

That's what they say. They think they could pray it away. They think they can pray it away. Mm-hmm. They think they can pray it away? Yeah. Okay, well, you should pray that you can subscribe to the Patreon for $5 or more than that at patreon.com slash fairhand because we are going to move on to the tier list.

We're doing a tier list. We're doing a tier list. You look great. I look embarrassing. I'm going to share some of my favorite gay memes as well. Yep, and we're going to watch gay porn. No. What?

What? That's homophobic, both of you. Your reaction was disgusting. I think that could be kind of funny if we critique gay porn. No, I don't want to watch porn together. Not again. Come on. It's friendship shit.

I think your guys, if I would have said straight porn, you would have been no I think you would have still been like no okay all right gay porn in the patreon we'll see you guys later and happy pride month to all my favorite gays Elton motherfucking John can I just wait before you go I literally thought that was Ludwig my eyesight is so bad I thought that was Ludwig. My eyesight is so bad. I thought that was just a photo of Ludwig that you snuck in there. Where? The Elton John photo. I thought that was Ludwig.

You thought that was Ludwig? Yeah, I can't see. It doesn't look anything like Ludwig. It looks like it could be Ludwig. Elton motherfucking John. First of all, diva. Diva. Gay.

Gay. Loud. Talented. Incredibly talented. Best piano player of our generation. Counterpoint. Generations. British.

Yeah, but a lot of people are British that are iconic. Winston Churchill. I'm just kidding. Princess Diana's an ass. I knew he was going to react that way. You hate Winston Churchill? Yes, he was very problematic. He was British Adolf Hitler.

I didn't know that. Yes. I watched The Crown. They didn't portray him that badly. Yeah. He seemed nice on that show. Not exactly historically accurate. They said we're going to fight on the beaches.

And we'll never surrender. Thank you.