Fear& - This Streamer Accomplished Something Most Men Only Dream Of.. | Fear&Myth

Episode Date: December 27, 2022

This week the holidays messed with our scheduling a bit, luckily Myth is a real one and came in and bailed us out so we wouldnt miss our weekly upload. Will and QT are gone for the holidays visiting family so we get an intimate 1-on-1 between Hasan and Myth. Topics include like 30 minutes of talking about dicks, some chessboxing and then Myth shitting on Hasan's valo skills. Alright see ya next week goodbye :)🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand♥ follow our guests! ♥Myth: https://twitter.com/Myth_✰ follow the boys! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. the dearborn devil is that my name the dearborn devil the architect The architect, chess boxing legend, the Michigan monster. That's Michigan. That's right. Also known as Ali, mythological cabani, is in here in the building today. What's up? On a special episode. On a Christmas special episode.

An intimate Christmas special. Yeah, that's why you could tell. I'm Christmassed up right now. This is my Christmas Hawaiian shirt because it's red and green. I like that. It is. It's Christmas Hawaiian. Yeah.

I didn't know that was a theme of shirts. No, it's not. I made it up. I don't think it's a real theme. I just believe that it's appropriate. It all stops here. I made it up. I don't think it's a real theme. I just believe that it's appropriate. Oh, yeah. You might want to fix the... Okay. Oh, yeah.

True, true, true. Okay. I was just making sure that we had the audio ready to go. That's right. We have a very special episode of Furan today. Of course, my co-host, Will Neff, is unfortunately not here. He died again from another self-sucking accident he died he did we could do that trend on tiktok you seen that tiktok trend

where it's like zoomers going up to their parents and being like well will neff day well yeah exactly you oh not you sorry marsh got me a gift my bad that's another i got you a christmas gift you didn't give me this is two years in a row no no no no no here's the thing the spirit of christmas has entered my heart this year and next year you're getting a gift okay we're gonna talk about that in a second i'm gonna look at what this man got me this is this marsh we're gonna we're gonna figure out if we're paying him too much or not. Black box. What is that?

It's a spike micro pearl bracelet with spikes on it. That's hot. That's right up your alley. This is... It is. That's Hasan in a fucking bracelet. It's so angsty. Want me to help you? It's so angsty. Let me help you. It's like typical Marsh.

No, I got it. I got it. I have to learn how to do it on my own. You know what I mean? Like a big boy. Otherwise, I'll never be able to do it. Bro, that's you. Dude, you are so emo.

Thank you. Thank you, Marsh. Marsh got me a Christmas gift. I got you a Christmas gift last year. Yes. I got you a Christmas gift last year. Yes. I got you Air Force Ones. Well, yeah, I wouldn't. I feel like shoes are not something you would throw.

Well, not throw, but don't. I got you Air Force Ones. Yeah. And you did not throw them away. Yes. Or donate them or give them to somebody else. That's insane is that something that someone would do like normally you'd be like oh i hate these air

force ones i'm gonna donate them okay so i have a problem with stuff so there's sometimes if i if somebody gives me something even if it's a gift but i don't necessarily find a purpose for it i will donate it and I will give it away. Is that bad? That's insane. Is it insane? If I got you those shoes and then I saw you donate them. But I like them.

So I wouldn't have donated them. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. But now I know I'm running the risk of if I get you another fucking Christmas gift. What did you? Okay. So what you're saying then is you would rather the gift just stockpile and hoard itself on my household yes bro really why are you such a fucking you literally live life like one of these like minimalist tech bros how you wear the same shit all the time no you wear the same you wear the same colors all the

time you never oh yeah what colors are they then? What? Black and white and gray. You're a lying bitch. What is the color you're wearing right now? Gray. Exactly. A very dark gray with a hint of green, some would say. Or a hint of blue. Oh, my God.

Not even. A hint of... A hint, a shade of blue. Are you... You got that fucking wrist thing on? I did, but I want to put it on this one now. But, like, I don't need... I can't get help from someone else because I have to learn want to put it on this one now but like i don't need i can't get

help from someone else because i have to learn how to put this shit on myself because i'm always gonna do it myself but i feel like that's a noble way to go about gifts and like your life fuck no i want to suffer with the gift no fuck i want you to think about what you did what did i do i just give it away. That likes a few things. See, like this, like this actually freaks me the fuck out. You and I are the opposite. Like, I don't see how you find comfort in that.

It gives, it's all stuff that people send me. Like, there's, you know, emotional importance. Really? Yes. To everything. Yes. Everything? Pretty much.

This, point, point to a thing motherfucker wait you should bring it over here yes yeah what do you mean full metal alchemist baby emotional importance yeah full metal alchemist was an anime that i was watching at the time i mean i've watched it or i watched it before, but I was rewatching it. And then they sent this to me. Oh, wait, they sent the company's in it? No, no. Chatters did. Chatters sent it. Yeah.

And so how does that make you feel emotionally? It just feels it feels great. It's a reminder that like, what a great anime I watch and all the all the tears that I shed. See, for me, that's the problem. I don't get much joy out of things. Yeah. Unless they serve me a purpose. Yeah. Unless they serve me a purpose.

Well, I also, like, I've always liked toys. Really? I played with toys until, like, way too late of an age. Wait, like, how late? And what toys? Because this depends. Like, action figures. With, like, articulation, with points of articulation.

What's the latest age that you think is like too late to play with toys? Toys? Yeah. Okay, well, I mean, I don't think... Like action figures. Okay, action figures. Let's hit that more on the nail. Yeah.

Fuck. Too late for action. I would say if you're 15 playing with action figures, there's a problem. Or like not a problem, but it's like i'm looking at you a little bit weird wait how old are you it's not it's not like i'm gonna judge your entire existence i played deep into high school what you were wait like alone yeah what would you do i played okay this is i don't think i've ever revealed this before wait this is like a shameful memory this is kind of crazy i played with action figures

especially ones with like many points of articulation i love that shit loved articulating those yeah no straight up i would like look for it specifically when i was buying action figures i played with them until it was so late that it was like i knew it was embarrassing to play with action figures and i would hide that i was playing with you take those motherfuckers with you to school and shit no no no no i didn't go that far okay chill i have my limitations okay i'm trying to get my ass beat you know what i mean you're a nerd but you're not a fucking nerd i'm not like insane but having said that yes i would play in my room by myself yeah with action figures when i was like 15 okay and what would you

do like what's in like scenarios they were like like i would i would run oh they were fucking no combat sequences and stuff like that no they never that never got me off i would have done it if they did did you do it no no i i haven't but i have something more embarrassing than that and i'll tell you in a second okay but i knew that like in my mind i felt like there was something wrong with me for playing with action figures at that age at 15 right yeah because like i thought that was inappropriate at that point you know what i mean like i see i was like i should have stopped doing this like it was a shameful experience and i would like be cognizant of the fact like i'm jerking off be cognizant of the fact that my parents are like around and if like they would walk into the room i would hide them wait they didn't know no what

and here's the thing they probably thought i had like a drug addiction something. They probably thought like there's something wrong with our kid. Like what the fuck is wrong with him? He's being awfully skittish when we fucking walk into the room. Meanwhile, it's like shit like that. I was just like playing with fucking toys and was embarrassed by it. Honestly, that's like a nice kid thing though, right? Like I think ultimately you want like I don't think it's a bad thing. No, I don't think it was bad.

I think it was just like, you something wrong there's something wrong with my development that's what i feel like i don't ever play anymore which is like kind of sad when i think about it because like you know it was a big part of your life it was such a big part of my life um that one specifically there's a gambit x-Men figure back there somewhere. Behind the Bernie. Oh, right. Bernie's left shoulder. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I see that.

That one I had when I was growing up. Yeah. And I loved that one. And there was a Wolverine one from that same series. I love those ones. And I would play with those a lot. I think I know why I don't like stuff. Why?

When I was younger, I used to collect things. And so one of the things I used to collect, I used to collect McDonald's toys. And I used to collect all of them. And whatever. And younger i used to collect things and so one of the things i used to collect i used to collect like mcdonald's toys and i used to collect all of them and whatever and then i used to i had a nerd i had a collection of cereal uh box toys and like things you get from a cereal box i would collect all that shit and keep all that shit somewhere and i would and then there was another time where i would collect dollar bills but only until I was able to have them in alphabetical order by like the little letter that's on the bill. You're just describing autism.

No. You think so? Maybe. Maybe a little bit. You are cracked at video games. Yeah. But then my brother would fucking throw out all of my collections every time I would get them going.

That's insane. So I think- Why would he do that? He's a fucking dick. We shared a room and I think he's just a big dick dude that's so he so like for example my mcdonald one he would fucking throw them away my um every one of them that i did throw them away my dollar billed one he stole the money and so at that point i think like at the age of 12 i was just like attachment to things. That's crazy. I mean, I guess it's like good that you don't have an attachment to material possessions.

It's like not the worst thing. Yeah. But I always think it would be nice. What if you like tried collecting stuff now? There's no shot. The skull behind you is from you to me, even though you unintentionally left it in the car. No, it was not unintentional. Oh, you left it in the car on purpose?

Yeah. What? Because you knew I would pick it up and put it in my wall of shit? Yes. Okay, well, there you go. I was cleaning out the car from things that have other things in your car, and I went, that could stay. He's like, I don't want this shit.

I don't want that. I don't want this shit. Hassan will take it. Hassan will take this trash and make something out of it. Exactly. was like i'm yoinking this for sure yeah that's uh wait what was your embarrassing action figure story oh it wasn't action figures but uh what porn was banned in turkey banned banned like porn was completely banned oh my god after a certain point it was like not accessible and and even before then it was hard because like we had a family computer yeah that was in the living room

oh yeah how are you gonna jerk off in the living room you know you gotta wait for everyone in the family to leave and then you're like oh finally i got the room to myself like i got the living room to myself for once but outside of that it's really hard so i've drawn titties that i've jerked off to that's desperation i drew my own hentai kind of and i jerked off to it yeah how old this is all needs to fall like how old were you here this all depends on like all i'm saying is the depends on like. All I'm saying is. Like, the reaction was crazy already. All I'm saying is too old.

That's all I'm saying. Like, above the age of 13. 15? Why you got to be like this? I want to know. I think probably around that age, yeah. I guess. So you were 15 drawing titties and then coming on them?

I had to. Did you ever come on the paper that you drew? No, I had to. Don't lie to me, you sick fuck. I have come on a magazine, though. You sick bastard. On accident. On accident? Yeah.

It was like, you know, we were jerking off analog, motherfucker. You were like, you were not alive when I was jerking off. You know what I mean? Like, you were fucking not even sperm. Oh, that's fucking true. To the viewers at home that don't know i'm 22 23 by the way yeah you're 23 i'm 31 about to be 32 this year it's upcoming year so like we especially in turkey like yeah we had to fucking make do damn yeah i jerked off to a fhm magazine with

denise richards she had a fucking naked spread in there and like i got excited and i just kind of nutted on the magazine just all over that yeah and then the did you close it and what are you supposed to do what are you supposed to do what are you supposed to do oh there's there's so much shit that i i know that you have not talked about publicly. Yeah, exactly. In your adolescence. From the action figure toys at the age of 15 to jerking off to hand-drawn titties at the age of 15. Yeah. This is a tell-all episode.

There's got to... Okay, quick question. What? When you would jerk off, what would be your cleanup process? Or did you come in tissue? No. I always... It is so weird when people

freak out over it i would just like i would just use a a paper towel is the best for the record i would just paper towel wipe my hand and then wash it okay that's how that's my you just come in your hand like just get it done over with yeah napkin wash the hand bada bing bada boom no that's that's normal that's normal that's however that's surprising though however there are instances where like you know when you don't nut for a while or if you've ever like done uh any kind of like edging where you don't come yeah you stop yourself from coming i have a funny story about that too i'll tell you in a second i would edge sometimes and if i hadn't nutted for a while i have literally come like so fucking high up and then hit myself back in the chest no yes you like i've come shot at my

own chest before yeah bro it's like a shooter you know what's crazy yeah i'm a shooter damn i'm not always not jealous not always yeah but like but like i come a lot and like i i lay thick ropes so here's the thing though this was a you like it was a weird moment because like on the one hand you're like holy fuck i just came so high yeah and also in slow motion, you're like, oh, no. Because you see it going up and you're like, what? Dun, dun, dun,

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

And you're like, no. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ch,

ch, ch, ch, ch. You know, trick shot. Wow. Yeah.

I've done that. Shameful moment. i've done something that a lot of men have never been able to do what is that suck your own dick yeah you heard i've i've been able to really not like full suck but yeah i've been able to not like full suck either okay i've been able to lick it oh no i've like been able to like like just the tip what yeah yo yeah i've talked about this before i've talked about this before i was with ludwig with just a tip with ludwig and he's like completely you know spread false information about me coming in my mouth when it comes to this which did not happen in the original story that i told ludwig, I got myself close to completion, and then I pulled out of my own mouth and then finished in my hand. Yo!

Yo! What? That's crazy. Is that crazy? You did it? Yeah, bro. No, it was fire. Kind of.

Wait, why did you stop doing it then? I only was able to do it once, and then after that, it was just like, guns out. Dude, you know what's crazy about that? I, yes, I, I used to try it that one time. I used to try it and I was never able to do it. And then I was able to do it one fucking time. And then that's it.

Yeah. And you know, what's really interesting about it. And I've talked about this before. It didn't feel like I was getting my dick it feels like you're sucking dick it felt like i was sucking dick yeah yeah yeah it's more it's more and he's sucking dick than it is you getting your dick it's because like when you jerk off with your hand it doesn't feel like you're jerking a dude off it feels like you're getting jerked off i guess like it feels different yeah it's further away from the brain that's that's it yeah that's literally it

that's crazy your brain is like right here and your tongue is right there and yeah yeah it's wild to think about but it's like it's way too close it's too close it doesn't wish it wasn't it doesn't i don't know for me it wasn't that good but it seems like you were able to almost come and no i was able to almost cut my mouth that's crazy it was dope that's that's crazy what the fuck okay that's you i'm flabbergasted you're flabbergasted i'm fucking i don't think i've never shared that story with you i mean i or you've heard it through the grapevine probably through the grapevine but like but not like just rehearing it is just so strange and then looking at me here knowing yeah i'm like it Yeah, I feel it's like tainted.

Marsh, how do you feel with like two self suckers in the room? You should be fucking ecstatic to be here. Marsh is saying he sucked his own cock as well. Really? No, I'm lying. I'm just. I was about to say that. He doesn't have a microphone on.

I'm just slandering him um wait there was another thing I was gonna talk about but now I can't even remember holy fuck you said you had another embarrassing story about something which is impressive that's I have so many embarrassing stories what do you mean it's life this is living life living la vida loca baby but you've everything is wiped out now now that you told me the self-suck story, I'm just, I can't even, that's wild, dude. Hard to recuperate after that one. Yeah, it's like, I need to recalibrate. I don't even know what the fuck we're going to be.

I had like a, like a lineup of items that I was going to talk about. Were you ever caught on when, like in the midst of the action? What was I ever caught? Yeah. Yes. Drinking off. We had an au pair. What the fuck's an au pair

a live-in maid that was like specifically like a babysitter holy shit and she was this like kind of hot moldovan lady yeah yeah and and like basically she she caught me yeah and it redefined the game for me caught me jerking off yeah yeah but you redefine what were you jerking off to the drawn titties or i don't know i probably i was probably going you know brain i dude you know i fasted once where i like stopped jerking off to porn and would only jerk off to my imagination that's hard that's like kind of hard to do now i think porn has like ruined me in that regard i never have to do that i've always done like weird shit where i was like i've either quit pulling i remember what i was gonna say a few months or like did just straight mental shit

but go ahead well i got caught and it was it was like traumatic but also it was like oh my god like like but what if we you know what i mean like of course it was never gonna happen obviously but like in my i'm like a kid you're like oh like a kid i'm like a kid so i'm thinking like oh fuck it'd be so sweet it'd be so sweet but no I remember what it was so I I would jerk off all the time I have a weird jerk off thing another weird jerk off story

I would jerk off all the time oh I got one too after you're done like even before I even before I started like nutting ejaculate right like before I

oh my god I have another one about that too okay go ahead just keep it in the pocket I'm gonna keep it this is all dicks only jerk off only we'll get past the dick in a minute merry christmas this is literally

educational what the fuck do you mean it's not getting monetized um so i am jerking off all the fucking time and in my mind i realized like wait a minute like i think i'm coming too fast now yeah i started coming like fast i would come was like, I started coming like fast. I would come at like five minutes. Yeah. And I was thinking to myself, cause I was always, I was always planning to like have sex eventually.

You know what I mean? I was like planning everything appropriately. And I was like, I don't think I was in order before. Yeah, exactly. Like a writer will. so in my mind I was thinking like because i'm

watching a lot of porn at this point and i'm thinking like you know porn's go for like an hour yeah i can if i'm only lasting like five minutes this is not good no i will not be able to please a woman that's what i was thinking wow yeah yeah so getting absolutely cum blasted in your brain from yeah yeah yeah so i was fuck, I got to do something about this. Yeah. So I started timing my jerk offs. I figured out a way to basically edge. I would wait until 15 minutes to cum.

Yeah. And I started doing that. That's a long time. And I've done it for a very long time. That's fucking crazy. I did it for years. That's a long fucking time. Every time you want to jerk off you do the fifth little i look at that it's easy i look at it i look at what a timer for no i just look at the time because i'm doing it on the

faptop i even do it now yeah i do it without even wait what the fuck's the faptop laptop that i use to jerk off exclusively no i mean it's just my personal laptop okay um but like i just call it the fap top anyway yeah but i look at the time it's like 10 34 right yeah i'm like okay i'm not coming until 10 44 at least yeah you know 10 minutes at least and i do it still and that shit like when that was you you like you trust this method yeah it was the seal of a hasan abhi seal of approval 100 that's what's up and yeah it helped me not premature ejaculate wow yeah that's incredible yeah i got another really embarrassing story all right let's hear it i um when i was in like high school have you ever looked up how to make

like a homemade sex toy i never went that far i don't i went that far i like that and i went on and i got the little fucking so i so i you know google search horny as fuck because i was like i want to try spicing it up but like the thing is at that point you have like access to porn right yeah and you're still that's not enough you want a different dick sensation i do understand that you know what i'm saying oh dude actually you know what that's me not with like i fucked a vaseline thing terrible idea a whole terrible idea a whole the whole thing yeah why i just whose was it it wasn't your personal one either of course not i had to throw it out in shame all right you can't what was that like was it just like it was all it was all the heat first of all have you ever used vaseline

no well yeah i have because it's like it's not water-based so it's just like it's like sticky but then it goes away yeah and then it becomes really dry it's like weird maybe i'm trying to remember anyway i'm definitely no right it's been a good fat maybe not if you're going for fucking hours like yeah if you're going for 50 minutes it's not it's not lasting but uh yeah no i i've done that i fuck like i've used like different things on my dick to like jerk off with and some have been like awful like soap like just oh just like straight soap no yeah I've done that

shampoo and then you know if some of it catches in your urethra it's like painful yeah fuck that yeah I've had that happen to me when I was a kid yeah that's what I'm saying so I've done that but go on with your story fuck where I was like oh yeah so yeah google the fucking thing. And it's like the way you got to make it is you got to get like a hand rag.

And then you got to get a fucking silicone glove. And then you put the glove in the towel and then you roll it up nice and tight. And then you take rubber bands. You know, like the glove has like the wrist insert part. You take that and then you loop it outside of the napkin and then you secure that with rubber bands and then you put some Vaseline or whatever you want inside of it and then you fuck it.

Was it good? No. It was very disappointing. Damn. I went through all that effort and I was just like, this is whack. Then you made the gun that killed Shinzo Alba. Who's that?

Jurgop. Shinzo Alba? I don't know who that is. The former Japanese leader? Oh, wait. Who got assassinated like a couple months ago? When OTK was in Japan? Very suspicious.

Very suspicious. What was Michael Reeves doing? I don't know. Good question. Anyway. Did it get loose? Or is it giving some... Okay.

I'll just keep it here. I won't touch it. Okay. Yeah, those are... This is not getting monetized at all, I don't think. Whoops. In any case, though, those are our weird jerk-off moments, weird jerk-off stories.

Now that we looked at the past, it's time to look at the future. Oh, shit. Or it's time to look at the past of this year. What were your highlights of this year? Ooh, my highlights of this year, shit camp and the boxing match. Yeah. I think those were my solid highlights of this year. In terms of things that I just enjoyed fucking doing like it's like insanely they were just so much fun she came with some of the best

time of my life it has been for the past like few years working with cutie cinderella and that's always like a fucking blessing i love cutie it's crazy that you said that especially because like i asked you what are your highlights and then i realized like i don't got no fucking highlights bro what really yeah shit wait what'd you do this year nothing no nothing then there wasn't anything that like kind of cuts out from the fucking from the from the rest it's got to be something i guess maybe like amsterdam was fun yeah which con yeah you went to Amsterdam. You traveled.

Yeah, I traveled a little bit. That was good. That's it, though. Yeah. I lived such a sad life. What the fuck? Depressing fuck. Yeah, dude.

I covered the news all day every day. You fucking sweaty streamer. Yeah. That's what happens. You stream all day. Become a streamer. Fucking just start streaming every day. Every day blurs into the old same old fucking day. Pretty much.

But it's not like, it's like every day is different because of the news that you're covering. You're right, you are doing news. But also, every day is the same, kind of. Yeah. Because you're not moving that much. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I don't know.

That's, fuck. I got to think about that better. Shit camp wasn't the highlight? Shit camp was all right. It was fun. Damn. I had a good time. I wouldn't say it was a highlight.

That shit was a highlight. That was fun. Really? That was really fun, yeah. I had a good time. I wouldn't say it was a highlight. That shit was a highlight. That was fun. Really? That was really fun, yeah. I had a lot. I just love working and doing shit with people. You know what? I guess shit cam was kind of a highlight because I was, like, outside all the time.

And I didn't have any, like, streaming obligations. So I just definitely was having a lot of fun just, like, running around, climbing. Yeah. Playing basketball. Like, I was, you know. definitely was having a lot of fun just like running around climbing yeah playing basketball like i was you know i was a monster that's fair i enjoyed it i that was that was true that was it's good yeah you should box that'll definitely fucking that'll definitely give you a little bit of a highlight some highlight juice i mean yeah you didn't even bring that up you didn't even bring up chest boxing is your highlight i did oh you did oh i just said boxing my bad oh yeah i did the chest boxing event from ludwig and yeah that shit was fucking crazy i don't think i don't

know if i like topping that is gonna be fucking hard like i'm just gonna need bigger and bigger dumps of adrenaline after that you're gonna get on misfits misfits miss it oh the yeah the dude uh he actually i think he reached out to me really yeah ma'am taylor yeah they're like they're very serious though yeah i think in comparison to like all the other boxers yeah i feel like even their undercard is like pretty stacked up yeah like churdley's you know i think he was pretty competitive against you would you say yeah like he was better than i thought he was yeah no same for sure absolutely especially with the disadvantages and he got knocked the fuck out on misfits well the dude what i realized

like the dude that sorry the dude that he was fighting against misfits this motherfucker had like years of experience or some shit from what I realized. So I was like, okay, there was no one like there was there was no fucking shot that he was going to have a chance against this dude. So it was nice to vert. And I didn't really know that until like closer to the to the fight or like unlike fight night or somebody. Somebody told me that. But so then versing Charlie's, you know, he's had had similar experience like amount of time to like actually train versus me so i it was nice versing somebody that also like train uh for around the same amount of time that i did i'll put it on the record that i think you would have smoked alex

alex i'll put it i put that shit on the record on my stream yeah i i think you would have smoked alexa our trainers also feel that way yeah i did make them train with michael and brian oh shit you got they dissected their movement and body mechanics well not body mechanics but i mean alexa is definitely they look at the way they move and shit yeah consciously and he's not as strong as you are for sure no no no not at all yes yeah you've been you've been lifting. You walk us through your journey. Tell me more. Walk us through your journey of athleticism. First step, meet Hassan Abiy and play basketball.

Second step, have him tell me that I'm a fucking freak of nature. I mean, you are a freaking nature. Consume his trainers and have them make me a Greek god. No, but yeah. What was your weight at your peak before you started cutting for boxing? 193. That's crazy. And then I weighed in 175.

What was your weight before you started working out? Before I started working out? Like, because you were working out on your own. Yeah, but you were even working out on your own before. For a few months with another personal trainer. Yeah. But I was 160 or 155? Yeah, 160.

You put on 33 pounds of fucking straight just jack juice. Pretty much. That's crazy. There was some fluff, though. No. There was some fluff. Well there was some fluff i well actually no there's a period of time where i trained and then i didn't train and then i gained a bunch like i gained like maybe like 10 pounds and that was the fluff and then i put on weight

on top of that but overall it was like pretty good like a lot of it was just straight muscle like i actually did pretty well i was quite impressed i mean you're putting out more weight than you ever have right yeah no that's the most weight i've ever put on ever in my life there you go and then this was the most weight that i've ever had to cut in my life well doing a little fit to fat to fit thing no that's i mean it's good so what are you what are you at now what do you what are your goals now for fitness dude i want to be 200 pounds and like 10 body fat so you want to be a fucking tank what were you when you were fighting you were like i was fighting i was 175 you were 175 at like 14 probably right 15 probably somewhere around that yeah it was like you your abs weren't showing without flexing yeah yeah so you were like

14 body fat yeah really liver steve yeah He's like around 14%. Yeah. Which is another person that trains in our gym that you trained with as well. You sparred with a little bit. You cooked them, right? Yeah, I cooked. Yeah. I felt bad. I felt bad because there was a moment.

After a certain amount of training, it was like the last month where I was really fucking drilling. I was sparring I think three days a week or three or four days a fucking week and then I think I think B comes in one day Brian comes in and he's just like hey uh liver Steve won't be sparring with us for a little bit anymore and I was like oh why he's like well they don't really you know he's like not he's not he's not training for like a fight and he kind of coming in here and he's kind of just getting fucking smacked a little bit and it's a lot to deal with when you just have to go to your normal fucking job and you don't have to do it for a living

or you're not doing it for a show, right? So I understand it and I fully respect it. Smack them out of the fucking ring, dude. What the fuck? That's pretty cool. That's cool as fuck. Okay, the more I listen to you, the more I kind of want to,

it is so fucking great. It really is. And it would be great for you too. Yeah, but you don't even have to fucking box anybody, but just learning boxing in general. I want to do that. I do want to do that.

Learning boxing in general is dope. Yeah. I want to, I want to train a little bit cause it's such good cardio. It's fucking phenomenal. The best kind of cardio. Your goddamn lungs. You'll fucking, Oh my God god i couldn't even tell you the amount of time that i would last before like boxing and like my cardio now is it's night and day i've literally

transformed into a different person yeah kind of crazy i mean that's the only experience i have with that is basketball so it's like very different basketball. It requires you to fucking, you know, have a lot of intensity, do a lot of intense cardio for like an hour at a time, but it's never the same as like as intense as boxing, which is three minutes max. Yeah.

Would you ever run? I hate running. Yeah. I fucking hated it too. I fucking hate running. No, it's not. It's literally not good for you.

It's not good for your joints. It's not good for big boys like myself so it's just not good in general so good for your cardio though it's great for your cardio for sure but not necessarily great for anything else so which is why i'm always like uh i don't know i i feel iffy on it oh that's fair um okay so what are your what are your new year's resolutions? My New Year's resolutions? Because this is going to be a New Year's episode. How far are we from New Year? This weekend?

Fuck. Oh, my God. What are you doing for New Year's? I'm getting sushi. With who? Buddha, Abby. You want to come get sushi no i don't eat oh providence you don't eat sushi no not providence no fuck no yeah i don't fucking i don't eat you don't eat food yeah oh my god which by the way um it reminds me i'm gonna order us food right now that would be

amazing are you hungry love that would love that. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to, we're going to, this is going to be an eating podcast as always. Oh, you guys eat on this show. We eat on the show. Literally frequently, frequently motherfuckers like complaining about that shit. I wonder why. Yeah. I want chicken.

Yeah. Fuck with rotisserie. Yeah. Get it, get it, get it. Wait, actually, hold on. I might get his barbecue, though. You want barbecue instead? I'm down.

Yeah, for my New Year's resolution, I've decided that my New Year's resolution this year is to get an acting gig. A formal acting gig. Okay. Yeah. That's cool. So I think in the next few months here,

I'm going to join probably either some sort of acting class or some sort of acting. Maybe like I don't know what the equivalent of an internship would be for that. But I'm guessing like those types of clubs are really good for socializing and getting your feet in the door. And maybe I'll go to school for a little bit take some classes as well on top of that and uh i'm gonna try to actually land an acting gig i want to i want to go down that road you're an interesting guy you also uh did you just like learn how to play the piano yeah and you now play the piano well i played a little and not too great just a little bit i like learning things i think it's very fun i think that is like also i think it's

a really good way to test yourself and if you're really that fucking guy is by learning things that are what'd you learn are you that fucking guy i'm that fucking guy pick up things quickly you are and i like i like that i'm able to say that and like back it up by a list of things that you are like we when we went shooting you were like you were very quickly you were very good at shooting so i'm a quick learner i discovered this i'm very slow learner i am not that fucking at all yeah the things i cannot pick up i'm not a good gamer i i'm serious i like there's only i'm good at certain things what are those people always think like i'm good at streaming i'm good at covering the news i'm good at being entertaining and educational at the same time i'm good at basketball there are things that i'm good at but those things that i'm good at i worked really i'm good at lifting weights i guess yeah but like those are things that i got good at over years yeah and years and years of hard work like i've never been able to

just like pick something up and being good at it yeah i used to be really good at drawing i don't think i'm that good at drawing anymore i'm not good at drawing do you like that though to some degree fuck no there's a kind of a blessing to it. What's the blessing, motherfucker? It sucks. You will never have option fatigue. What do you mean? In terms of the things that you do or want to do.

Because you know for a fact that I'm just going to fucking suck at this thing. It's going to take me a long fucking time. So I'm going to stick to my guns about what I've been doing and what I enjoy. That's silly. That's a silly take. It a kind of a positive depending on the way you look at it no shot bro yeah because think about it on the other hand nothing positive you could be really good at a lot of things and be like fuck i don't like what's gonna get my time that is no i would just be good at fucking figuring out what

no you're just saying, no, I refuse. You refuse? Yeah, I refuse. I've been in this bucket. No, that's bullshit. No, I'm telling you. Just be better at figuring out what you're good at and focus on that instead.

I mean, that is an easier thing to do than to just be bad at everything. Yeah. You're right. Yeah, what the fuck do you mean? You literally just said, you literally just said you literally just i was trying to see it from a positive light yeah that was bullshit i tried i failed it's it's so much better to fucking not be good at things yeah imagine not having options you just know that this is what you're gonna do that's insane like you know just simplify it it's like you

simplify your life that way it's like whoop this is my calling you're calling political commentator no i mean i didn't think i guess that's that is what i'm good at is fucking figuring out what i want to do and then working really hard to achieve it that's actually that's but that's admirable but it's frustrating because i can't i've never been able to like pick shit up and just be cracked at it. Yeah. So it sucks. Like when I'm playing Valorant. Yeah. Which is the Valorant portion

of this podcast. Where I talk to my guests about Valorant. How's your Valorant addiction going? You know how it's going, dog. You watch me. You just play. I watch you play

and I'm like, fuck, man. It's like a different game. Your movement is so much more smooth. Yeah. Was there anything you noticed that was like damn i should probably apply that a little bit more first of all i i look at your crosshair placement and your brain is working faster than mine when you're playing because i'm when i'm playing a

video game i'm an old man i didn't play video games in my more formative years for a very long time. I was busy getting pussy. Okay. It's just the truth, unfortunately. And now I realize that was a mistake. Okay. I wish I was right. In my formative years, I was playing games and not getting pussy. Exactly.

I lost my virginity. I lost my virginity. I was like, I'm done. We're the yin and yang. Yeah. I'm done with fucking video games. Fuck this shit. And honestly, that was a mistake.

And for that reason, when I'm playing a video game, it's panic mode. Oh, no. Doesn't that suck? It sucks. Because I don't know. It fucking sucks. I don't know a lot of what's going on. And then the panic isn't helping either.

It's just making you freak the fuck out. And like, when I mean panic mode, I'm like not super confident as to where I know enemies are going to come from. Yeah, you're not like tweaking. I'm not tweaking. I'm like, oh, God. It's not like that. Well, I guess when I first start playing, it's like that. But I'm in panic mode.

And, you know, there's a lot of shit that I forget. Whereas when I watch you play play i can tell you're like setting up three steps ahead yeah you're like oh a guy's probably gonna come from there i'm checking in that area and i see you like make i see you even move your arm to like reposition so you can make minor movements yeah like quick movements specifically to like because you know you know it's he's gonna either be on that pixel or that pixel so you're like move your arm around ahead of time while you're moving over there you're like multitasking you're coordinating very well yeah you literally picked up the flash and the timing your timing was like kind of dog shit but like but but the thing is

that like the ko flash is very hard the time bitch i hate that flash you picked it up very quickly though and you knew immediately how to maximize the flash oh yeah you would throw it and then you would pop in as soon as it like while it was like you know turning off yeah so that you know the for those of you at home who don't understand anything about valorant basically trying to blind the player and not blind himself but but the blind only lasts for so long so he's trying to maximize the space and time that he has the other player blinded that was really good i mean your util movements are good your movements are great in general you

you you can your your crosshair placement is good. Your spray pattern is good. You fucking, every time you shoot, you pull down perfectly. So all the bullets still hit the head. When I walked in, you're fucking spraying at people.

And you do this thing where you like, you like, I wish I had something like fucking, oh, I could hit this. This is like you hitting your mouse, like your left click, but like not physically representative, but just audibly. So this is, you start your spray, you go.

So you're like, you like spray at them and then it won't be working and then you'll let go and then you'll like click it again. And you like kind of like spam. I spam it so fast that it's still spread. It's the, yeah. But I just like, it was like, it was like something, I don't know. It was like, oh, big so fast that it's still spread it's the yeah but i just like it was like it was like something i don't know it's like oh big bro like it's trying to play i still try to fucking pull down i just sometimes i get it sometimes i don't question it's more of like a

yeah like a vibe thing almost yeah sometimes i'm on and i fucking i pull down perfectly and i'm and i get the spray right also by the way when that sage was showing off sick movement and dodged your shots, you just dragged your crosshair off of her. But the sage went like this. Yeah, it 100% did. It 100% did. Your crosshair was on her and I watched you take your crosshair. So like I'm sage, right?

And this is Ahsan's crosshair, right? And it was here sage moved into frame and you went i was like and then you immediately went yo did you see her movement bro what the heck chat oh my god but i have a question i'm getting bullied i have a question though i have a question would you trade me what my skill for your skill for what my gaming skill uh-huh for your political for your political mind no no but what if you could be as successful no no damn so you wouldn't choose to be as dumb as i am even though you'd make no i love no no no i want i don't even want your level of gaming skill i just want like i want to be able to i want

to be like a platinum gamer at least you know what i mean you could do that yeah but i'd have to play so much more i think it'll take time but i believe you can get there i don't think so you know i don't know i'm i'm dead that's serious I believe you can get there. I don't think so. You know, I don't. No, I'm dead. That's serious. I think you can. It'll take years, bro. I think you're just a little bit.

There are people who are hard stuck. Like, Leslie is hard stuck silver for years. Really? Yeah. Yeah, but they don't have a good teacher, though. I feel like the people don't have good teachers. Yeah. Or like.

Wait, QD has a fucking league coach? QD has a league coach. Currently? And she's still. Wait, wait, wait. How long has she had it for? Come on. She's had a league coach for like a year, I think.

Or more than that. Fuck. Some people just ain't about that, huh? No. Yo, that's crazy. She has a coach and she's still at it. She's like bronze, I think. That's nuts.

Which is crazy. Wow. At least I don't have a coach i'm like playing for fun that's fucking wow i don't know yo like i so i don't know what i would do with myself if i was able to be that shit for that long i mean she's great i mean she's great at other shit you know of course but like but i mean that's my thing though i want to be good at gaming but we want to be good at gaming yeah but she's a baker like she does cool shit cool events listen not everybody could live this motherfucking life she overcame mormonism that's huge that was big that's a big one bro there's not many escaping was um

fuck what was i just about to say what were you about to say oh no it's fleeting. Don't fleet for me, you bastard. Fuck. Would you get a Valorant coach? Probably not. That's fair. The fuck? When am I going to train for Valorant? Like, that sounds insane.

I don't have any time. You could train on stream. That would be funny as fuck. You could do a whole thing about it, like getting a Fiver from fiverr i'd have to lie yeah i'd be like i'm getting a coach from fiverr and it's you because there's no way it would just not be fun okay that's fair also i mean i don't know i content wise i don't think people would enjoy it that much oh okay okay they I don't think I would enjoy it that much

I think I have to do aim labs and shit right what if the coach comes in and he's like you gotta do aim labs and we're like fuck off no what if he's just like

you just play Valorant and he just like coaches you and like tries to give you tips on what to do the funny thing the funny thing about it is that most of these five-year coaches are ass

yeah of course and that's kind of the itr coaches are ass. Yeah, of course. And that's kind of the community. It would be an ass person, like, teaching you how to play, and you're, like, kind of like equally ass. I would punch him in the face. If I realized he was just bad at the game, and he was giving me fucking bad coordinates, bad coaching, I would be like, get the fuck out of my house.

His son, Abhi, punches independent contractors. Yeah, I would be like, get the fuck out of my house, you fucking piece of shit. You fucking asshole. I would have to respect them. I'd have to respect their gaming. I'd have to make them sit down. If I hired someone off Fiverr, I was like, all right, sit down in my fucking lobby and just absolutely drop 40 bomb.

Drop a 40 bomb in there. Do it in front of me. Do it in front of me. Prove it that you got what it takes. Do it in front of this fucking stream while they're talking shit to you yeah and then i'll trust you damn yeah i'm spoiled i'm spoiled i play with like fucking immortals all day you know what i mean like wait do you who do you play sometimes yeah that's rough so it's like it's just you know i'm used to them carrying me so those lobbies are trash though they're fucking

dog shit those lobbies turn into ass cheeks because like we'll just fucking destroy one team like blow their backs out absolutely thoroughly ritualistically humiliate them and then the next round it's like we're playing against toddy we're playing against like toddy 2.0 that's rough as shit yeah and then it's like well i, I'm, I'm fucking silver player. You know what I mean? How the fuck am I going to play against that? Another highlight of my year this year, this kind of looping back to that question though,

but it's, uh, I started a book club with me, cutie, uh, Bjergsen and Brooke. Brooke? Yeah.

So we, we had our first meeting today. What'd you guys read? We read what made Madison. Yeah. What made Maddie run by kate fagan what made her run what made her run well she was a college well the book's about her being a college athlete um maddie madison and then she i commit suicide in college oh fuck yeah that's kind of

sad yeah it's very dark but yeah we just all kind of hopped on a call talked about the book and then kind of ripped it to shreds over some of the stylistic choices that the author like brings to the book but what made that book is your first ever book erickson picked it and i think she had to get two books and i think cutie like picked that you don't let you don't let like a fucking european dude pick that why not they're't let a fucking European dude pick that. Why not? They're going to pick some dark shit, dude. Yeah. You can't let...

Where's Berkson from? Was he Swedish? He's a... Oh, fuck. Norwegian? Oh, he's going to kill me. It starts with a D. Denmark.

Denmark. Nah, that's your mistake. Fucked up. The Dunmarkins? Yeah. Nah. You can't be getting the fucking Danish involved. Denmarkans? Yeah. No. You can't be getting the fucking Danish involved. Denmarkians?

It's Danish, right? Yes. Oh my God, my brain is freezing. I'm pretty sure. The Danes? All right. Well, that's a good note to end it on for now. We are going to get into some more juicy stuff on the paywall portion.

What are you doing? What do they call those bastards? They're Danish. They're Danish. Did you just Google Denmark? juicy stuff on the paywall portion. What are you doing? They call those bastards. Are you, did you just Danish? They're Danish. Google Denmark. Like the Scandi.

Denmark is a Scandinavian country. I think you had the prompt Google. Okay. That's crazy. All right. Well, um, we're going to end it on that note and we're going to move on to the paywall episode.

Paywall. Yeah. Woo. That's right, baby. How could I get in? Um, you're, you can, you can to the paywalled episode paywall yeah that's right baby how could i get in um you're you can you can find the paywall at uh patreon.com slash for your aunt that's right five dollars a month you get access to some juicy tidbits juicy second half of the podcast

proportion your guys patreon is called free rent no fear and oh fear patreon.com slash fear and where can people find you myth people could find me at um myth underscore on twitter myth yt on youtube uh and yeah just look up streamer myth on google or whatever the fuck i'm i'm i'm out there myth ig underscore on ig yeah all right peace everybody thank you Myth IG underscore on IG. Yeah. All right. Peace, everybody. Thank you. All right, we're back. Welcome back, bitches. On the paywall portion.

You in the paywall section. We're not even going to eat yet. I thought the food would be here by now. I was wrong. Myth, you used to be at TSM. Give us the juicy hot goss. Do the juicy hot goss? Do juicy hot goss yeah but do you feel like you feel like you made out like a bandit because you left tsm tsm fucking fell apart

i'm coming at you with the question they fell apart because you left yeah tsm got the fdx sponsorship i was like oh god i love this is it mythological or is it mythical? What do you mean? It's got to be longer. What do you mean it's got to be longer? It can't just be myth. It is just myth. No, but it has to be something more to it. You've never thought about that?

No. Wait, really? It's always just been myth. This entire time, I was always, like, memeing and saying, oh, it's TSM Mythological, Team Solomon Mythological, knowing full well that your name is Myth, obviously. Yeah, but you, like... But I always suspected...

That it stemmed from something.