Fear& - TinaKitten's Mysterious Past | Fear&QSMP

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

HELLO :D This week on Fear& TinaKitten is back almost a year later i think? Idk im not scrolling thru our episodes to figure out how long ago she was on with Miyoung. We asked her super last minute to be on & she pulled through & we love her for that. Topics on todays ep include, Tina's origin story, vibing animals, impulse control & more. Okay thanks for watching hope you enjoy and everyone go send some love to Tina WOOOOO!!!✨ BONUS CONTENT ✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand⭐️follow our guest!!!!!⭐️Tina : https://twitter.com/TinaKitten❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod00:00:00 - Intro / WillNeff's dance00:06:06 - Tina finally gets introduced00:09:50 - Taylor Swift a government psyop 00:15:30 - What does Tina want to talk about?00:19:30 - Tina lied for attention00:23:00 - Can Hasan vibe a bear in the wild?00:26:30 - Tina can vibe a shark00:29:45 - QT has some words for the haters00:32:30 - SALTBRUN SPOILERS GET OUT00:38:29 - 9 month $120,000 cruise00:48:26 - WillNeff explains life insurance00:52:14 - We judged the cruise too fast00:57:10 - Tina hates the little men on her hands00:59:54 - Tina and Will's impulse control#hasanabi #qsmp #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What's up, folks? Welcome back to the Grand Podcast. I hate when he talks. The greatest podcast in the world. Much better than The Yard. Much better than The Basement Yard, Backyard. All Yard-related podcasts. Nobody asked. We are so much better than the yard much better than the basement yard backyard all yard related podcast nobody asked we are so much better than them stop defending your boyfriend no i think at

this point it's like mcdonald's how they have the billions served on their sign like we fear and better than the yard yeah we haven't we haven't served that many people well we're working that's what you think will and i we got hungry Will and I, we got hungry mouths. That's right. Okay? We got hungry mouths and tenacity. I'll say it. I miss Austin.

That is the worst thing I've ever heard from your mouth. And you said it in the first 30 seconds. I actually have something that will make you feel more at home. What? So I released a hot sauce over the weekend, and it was a huge success. Thank you. Banger. Thank you.

Five minutes. Ever since this guy released his hot sauce, his ego changed. As part of it, I danced a little bit, right? Because my early stream roots. I have not watched it because all the comments on that were talking about your dick, and so I don't want to see it. Let's go ahead and take a look. Let's take a look. We'll pretend Austin is here.

We're going to take a look. Let's take a look. It's a good. So I used to dress as Wolverine when I first started streaming. And I went back to that, to my roots. Slut. No, no, it's on. It's probably on livestream.

If you just go on Twitter and type in Will Neff Giat. Giat. live stream if you just go on twitter and type in will nev yeah yeah anyway so i did this this little dance and the dance kind of got more notoriety than the sauce did uh because i i show a little bit of ass okay first of all the reason for that is because people can't buy the sauce anymore because it's sold out in five minutes that's right people can buy that ass people can't buy that that is an ass that won five minutes. People can buy that ass. People can buy that. That is an ass that won't quit. People can buy that ass. Where are they buying it? NeffSauce.com? No, your ass.

Oh, just Will Neff. Here you go. Take a look. This is me dancing. I'm not watching. You have to watch for context. Everyone talked about your penis. I'm looking at your face. I'm wearing a Zen tie suit. You can't see anything.

It sounded like in the comments everyone saw your dick. And yet you can see everything. No, come on. Feast upon it. It's sold out! Five minutes! Yeah. Oh, my.

I love the little jiggle yeah you got the little jiggle yeah wait your chat is so excited yeah yeah i still i still have not made that's my favorite part yeah you are such a slut we need to stop we okay here's the here's what i said about this when i saw this i'm sick and tired of the ethos on this platform i'm sick and tired of people shaking their booty yeah okay we need we need to stop it yeah we need to put an end to it well this is the part that will make you think of austin i didn't know what effect this would have but multiple gay only fans creators reached out and asked to shoot with me as a result because they think i'm a homosexual only fans creator now because of that video i love the idea you should say you should put all their names in

a hat and then choose one to say yes to yeah yeah i'm gonna hey no choose the one that i'm here to suck y'all no choose the one that often has spent the most money on okay okay here's the plan we go into austin's phone sure we get into his only fans i'll steal it we look at who he is a power user of and then you collaborate with him but what i think is really funny is not if you like go in and have gay sex right oh yeah gay sex is not funny yeah like that's not funny uh that's not funny at all you're going to hell right yeah whereas i whereas what i think would be funny sure is if there have like is if one of the only fans guys is just like go in a town, right? They're just eating each other's asses, whatever. And you're just in the background shaking your butt.

Shake that ass, bitch. Like, no, like completely. They're avoiding looking at you. You're just there. Yep. I think that would be beautiful. Anyway, it was a big success for me. I was really proud.

I got yelled at everybody because I was another influencer doing a product, but I would like to mention I gave every cent I made to our mutual artist, Matt Stupid Art. Oh, really? Yeah. That's fire as a gift for his baby. So that's pretty. Well, next time you want me to draw something for you. He made the art for the yeah, for all of the things. Pretty much everything Hassan and I have ever done. Yeah, that too. Yeah, everything. Well, yeah. I mean, he made the original Fear and Molding poster that I have up there. So part of the reason I gave it to him, I don't even know if you remember this.

We were supposed to release the Fear and Pillow cases two years ago. And he was supposed to get a cut of that. And we never released those. And I've always felt guilty. They're still coming oh there you go when they do yeah now when they do our boy will make some cake um okay so our guest today we went on a long tangent our guest today tina kent everybody yeah that's right she's incredible she's wonderful she's a part of the the qsmp right yeah it's true

did i say that right do you speak spanish no do you speak a different language um korean so you don't even take advantage of the cool qsmp translator software i do oh why are you grilling her well Well, because I am getting cooked. Barbara Walters over here. 60 minutes. Alright, today we're with a fraudulent. Do you ever think that you should take advantage of their software? I will say like, I should take more

advantage of it. But I think like, I study a lot more Spanish. Cool. Yeah. Like when I watch Breaking Bad, I understand a lot of conversations. A lot of the Spanish used in- Because most of that is in English. Well, you know, but when-

Jesse. I get that part. Well, I know that. Yeah. Methamphetamine. Los pollos hermanos. I'm like, oh. Yeah.

What's that mean? Chicken brothers. Yeah. Because prior to that, I only knew chicken. But now I know the- Hermanos. I'm like, oh. Yeah. What's that mean? Chicken Brothers. Yeah. Because prior to that, I only knew chicken. But now I know the and brothers. That restaurant is the chicken something. Yeah. Well, I didn't even know the.

I just knew chicken. Okay. That's cool. How does QSM? I still don't know what any of the SMP stuff. How does that work? How does it work? Well, there's lore there's under underlying base lore you know where uh there's a storyline that's kind of being

written and people can kind of follow along with it you can role play you can make your own storyline so a lot of people have their own stories that tie into the main story i would be an assassinator is there a president wait this is not the first time in the qsfp an assassin i would be john wilkes booth to quackity yeah is he the president no you could be the president oh if you wanted wait but i'm the assassinator oh but what if you're the assassin president oh my, my God. It's like assassination classroom. If you're a president and you kill yourself, does that count as assassination? Can you be like... Yeah, like Hitler.

Can you go down as history as... Oh, I don't want to be Hitler. What he did back out. I'm back out. It was an election. And if you died a couple times... Uh-huh. Not...

Really? No way. Dude, it's so weird feeling my own breath Against this mic Well this is an SM7B I have this mic at home Really? No way

SM7Bs are like very specific Do you have a cloud lifter at home? No I don't think so I have a Goxler man What do you use? You use a GoXLR? Yeah That's old school stuff okay how else am i gonna auto-tune myself true it's fun i use the megaphone sound effect a lot to sound like i'm in a mac i like that too well i when i do um drive through role play i like that button

yeah i was about to say that's the worst part about road road casters this is so nerdy and no one's gonna to care about this. The Pro 2 has it? Let's go. I just bought a Pro 2. I'm going to test it out because I used to use it with a Goxler all the time. And then roadcaster doesn't have it because it's like about. Roadcaster, its market is just for dudes that make podcasts about talking about how women ain't shit.

So there's no need for cool audio effects when you're saying women ain't shit for the 11th time this is a bad no you can say women ain't shit and then it's true i do use that hey let's talk about the topic that you are clawing out of your skin to talk about okay i have one okay we were going to talk about speaking of presidents, Fox News. Wow. Okay. What about your presents? Normally. Oh.

I sent yours in the mail. Your present. You didn't get a key cap. You already got your present. Farley key cap. Oh, you didn't. I thought that's why you texted me and told me you love me. That's so cute.

All right. We're going to show these up close. Yeah. These are fire. This looks like Farley. You just texted me and said you loved me for no reason? Yes. Oh, I thought you got the present I sent you.

No. Oh. It was just... Doesn't that make it better? Surprise. Okay, can we go back? I just want to segue into this topic so bad. Segue.

Wait, real quick. You said, cutie, I love you. Didn't I say you're welcome? There's a world where I said thank you for the invite. Oh, maybe that's what it was. Okay. That's wild. I was thinking it was about the president, and so I said you're welcome.

Anyway, okay, sorry. You're really excited about Fox News. So Fox News, most trusted name in news. Everybody knows it. We're big fans, right? I buy all their gold. Yeah. I buy gold from their ads.

Exactly. They're just so goaded. They're so truthful. And one of the latest news broadcasts on Fox News featured a common person that we talk about regularly on this podcast right here jesse waters primetime jesse waters okay brought forward a question that everyone is asking but no one is willing to say out loud is taylor swift a psyop march can you pull that please wow that's right wow it is normally we have a strict no politics policy on this broadcast but it is the dumbest video i've ever seen in my entire life well let's hear what he says well

you know yeah he makes some really good arguments do you know what a psyop is i'm so glad you asked me that because i didn't want to ask out loud go ahead tell us we could let jesse waters describe it but i can tell you it's psychological operations it's supposed to be like the american uh military's uh way of adjusting attitude you know they'll do like mind controlled by the government yeah exactly okay got you oh how kind of you to explain let's take a look at jesse water god he is so gross okay across the sports media entertainment atmosphere the new york times just speculated she's a lesbian and last year's tour broke ticket master a tour that's revenue tops the gdp of 50 countries i mean i like her music.

She's all right. But I mean, have you ever wondered why or how she blew up like this? Talent. Well, around four years ago, the Pentagon Psychological Operations Unit floated turning Taylor Swift into an asset during a NATO meeting. What kind of asset? A PSYOP for combating online misinformation. Listen. You came in here wanting to understand how you just go out there and counter an information operation.

The idea is that social influence can help encourage or promote behavior change. So potentially as a piece of information operation. I include Taylor Swift in here because she's a fairly influential online person. I don't know if you've heard of her. Yeah, that's sexist operation i include taylor swift in here because she's um you know she's a fairly influential online person i don't know if you've heard of her yeah that's real the pentagon unit i'm sorry using someone as an example of being profoundly popular on social media in a fucking powerpoint i don't think means that they are actually actively tapped into taylor swift i you know i i'm hearing jesse out okay all right fair fair this is a fair and balanced we like to hear both sides do you think that taylor swift is a government psyop being used

to control influential white or influenceable white women um taylor swift isn't just for white women she's for everyone she's for gay white men as well sometimes everyone uh okay she's for everyone sure yep yes please i mean he's spitting on turning taylor swift into an asset misinformation online this is nothing new. In the 1950s, the government strong-armed Louis Armstrong into doing propaganda towards Africa. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. The CIA did the same thing with jazz singer

Nina Simone, except they did it without her really knowing. He's educating. In the 70s, Nixon enlisted Elvis in his war on drugs. He gave the king a badge and named him a covert federal lawmaker. Elvis held with the war on drugs he gave the king a badge and named him a covert federal elvis helped with the war on drugs because he did all yeah he joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs let me let me put some pills i think it's the biggest argument that sucks is that he's saying

that taylor swift is trying to help control the misinformation online when there's so much misinformation about Taylor Swift that that just doesn't make sense. He quoted it at the beginning. Well, he quoted at the beginning. He was like, there was an article last week about how she's a lesbian when that was just an article about misinformation. I like that. Jesse Waters is trying to say, like, Taylor Swift is, you know, trying to combat anti-vaxxer misinformation. And QT's over here being like, excuse me, people think she's gay. and say like taylor swift is you know trying to combat anti-vaxxer misinformation and cuties over here being like uh excuse me people think she's gay people think she's a witch people think she's

a devil people think she's this girl from an infomercial that's been dead and reincarnated what those are my favorite it's just so much you know it's an oh wow the other thing that happened her team won this weekend against the mi Dolphins. Also a conspiracy because they could never. I don't know anything about football. I don't know anything about football. Dolphins got tucked up and rolled. Well, ever since they lost Reggie Bush, they've never been the same. Wow.

That's a play. You know more about football than I do. Don't make that face. Why do you know so much about football? I don't know if that's so much that's so much that's so much for us reggie bush and then they got the heisman and then they took it away because he got a freaking car and there's a whole thing but now people can get paid in high school or college oh that's why you're bringing that up okay that's actually a really good yeah you're right that is

completely unacceptable they took his yeah his heisman away even i know that i'm a big bush supporter yeah yep uh tiny t huh yeah what do you want to talk about oh um you know didn't really brainstorm any comments i like i thought i was going to be kind of like sitting on the side like over today i thought you're not wrong don't worry you are yeah well no i'm like actually i'm happy to be here it's like nice um because last time i know it was just hasan uh me and me young and then now it's like kind of nice to see what you guys talk about yeah you guys got into the um the gay sex part really quickly we get into the gay sex real fast yeah unless austin's here and then it's like, it's kind of weird because he actually does it.

So he has to start. Wow. Where is Austin? He's on a gay cruise. He's on a gay cruise. I don't know if it's a gay cruise. Do you know what this family is? The funniest thing. Every picture I see of it, I'm like, that's a gay cruise. I was thinking about calling him this morning. I talked to Austin. I was like, how are you doing?

He's like, I'm great. I'm great, Will. I'm having so much fun. And he's like, but one thing, no. And I was like, no, what is are you doing? He's like, I'm great. I'm great, Will. I'm having so much fun. And he's like, but one thing. No, I didn't. And I was like, no, what is it, Austin? He's like, I just anticipated that I was going to be blown away by the food. It's kind of mediocre. It's a cruise.

Of course it's bad. It's like going to an all-inclusive resort and being like, i can't believe they're selling the cheapest version of everything it was so funny it blows my mind he's it's like a two-week cruise yeah that's a lot of time just to keep it in perspective austin is on a cruise right now and my 93 year old father started a cruise yesterday really yeah yeah it's what you're supposed to do when you're when you're really old yeah like that's what you do i didn do when you're really old. Yeah. Like, that's what you do. I didn't know this. Old people have a yearning for the sea.

They yearn for the water. What do you yearn for, Tiny T? What do I yearn for? Honestly, I got health insurance. I've been yearning for that for a really long time. Let's go. Congratulations. I've been yearning for that for a really long time.

Nice. Yeah. Okay. So you yearned for health insurance. I did. Yeah, I yearned and I got it. She yearned and then she earned it. I even got the dental add-on.

Nice. Massive. What about vision? Wow. I know. Vision? No. Oh.

I just get my prescription in Korea. It's cheaper. Nice. Yeah. What's the last news thing, tidbit that you read on Twitter or X as it's called now? Twitter or X? News thing? What class?

Like any story. Everything. Just anything, anything. First thing that comes to mind. Go, spit it out. Don't overthink it. Oh, she's so stressed. Yeah, I am.

I feel like I'm getting better content when she's stressed. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. My thing is like, oh God, I don't want to say the bad thing or the wrong thing. There is no wrong thing. We say bad things all the time. Like deliberately. Dude, but I'm just, I'm so tame. I think X is ugly.

That's fair to say. It's tame. The entire website. Drama. That was so mean. He's a handsome boy. We don't even say that it's ugly publicly icon but that's all i thought of when you brought it up okay why does it have scratch marks on it i agree it's weird tina has an interesting life that no one talks about and i'm ready to talk about it tell us about the time that you backpacked in korea wow no I lived there. I thought you backpacked. No, she lived there as well, but she also

backpacked alone. Not alone. I thought you did backpack alone. You guys have ruined this. You know what, Tina? I know nothing about you. I felt like... Tell us about the time you backpacked alone. I lived there with a friend.

The time you got abandoned there. Abandoned? Whoa. Okay. You said that to me that you got abandoned there. Abandoned? Whoa. Okay. You said that to me that you got abandoned and you couldn't get back. To be clear, every time I talk about this, I'm drunk. Did you lie for attention? Yes. No, I didn't lie.

I didn't lie. Tina lied for attention. And I did backpack. But I backpacked with my friend who was also the images me, girl. Nice. We even had the backpacks, the whole thing. And we would stay at hostels. Nice.

And work at them to stay there for free. Isn't that cool? She worked a desk job. Oh, and I also did the sheets. I would strip the sheets after each guest was there. 18. Wow. That's crazy.

It was fun. And you didn't get murdered. I'm looking at bookmarks. I feel like I juiced out all? 18. Wow. That's crazy. It was fun. And you didn't get murdered. I'm looking at bookmarks. I feel like I juiced out all my luck. Yeah. Because I did so many things where I'm like, oh, I probably should have gotten kidnapped. When was the situation where you thought, for sure, this is the time I get kidnapped? If you need to think about it, I have a warm up.

I did. I accepted rides from strangers a lot. I would never do this again but i was i was scraping by for cash i think is that like did you feel more comfortable doing it because it was korea or like what's going on it was um malaysia and thailand thailand did you feel more comfortable because it was malaysia and thailand what's going on i'll reframe the question it wasn't really about comfort. I just, uh,

my mom gave me $800 cash and she was like, okay, stretch this for three months. And I was like, okay, that's why I'll do my best. Yeah. Well, I was like grateful that she already like,

let me go on the flight and everything and just like, kind of let me like do it or whatever. But, um, I lost that really quickly with my passport. And I don't know how I had, I lost the cash. That's how you passport. And I don't know how. You lost the cash in the passport? That's how you got stuck.

I wore a woven backpack. And it had like a hole cut into it. And so my passport. She wasn't the best backpacker. Oh, wait. Was it a monkey that did it? No, that was the monkey that stole some random woman's mangoes. Excuse me.

Why did you make that face? Monkeys are very industrious in the way that they steal stuff they're really popular in cambodia they're everywhere yeah in thailand i didn't mean to make a face you're making you're disparaging the cambodian monkeys she was just surprised i'm just surprised that your first answer was i will ride or die for them they they steal so much. They do. What do they do with it? Well, the monkeys that I witnessed just stole fruit. There's a lot of fruit stands. So they don't directly hone in on passports.

The question is, at what point do you prosecute a monkey criminally for the crime of death? I mean, she tried. She went to the cop and she was like, he stole my mangoes. And he was like, ma'am, I just don't know what you want me to do. So they get away Like every time that's really dude to be a monkey. That's kind of yeah, they have babies, too They're so cute. I like wish I got my rabies shot just so I could risk it You should have gotten it. That's dangerous. I know you should have humans

You should have done it without a rabies show. That's what I didn't have one I was like, I really want to pet them, but they've got teeth. Speaking of rabies. Yeah. I've been working on something important. The cure. Hassan has a claim that he will never back down from. And that is he can vibe a bear in the wild.

Yes. Hassan fully believes that if he makes face-to-face contact with a bear. Yes. You can just vibe him down. Yeah. So I'm working on, during our trip to Japan, putting him face-to-face with a bear. Okay, there's a lot of bear attacks in Japan. That's right.

He doesn't look big enough. Well, I think it is important for us as contact creators to back our claims. So during our trip to Japan, I am putting Hasan face- face to face with a bear and we are going to see if he can actually in the wild so let's let's frame let's let's contextualize this really quickly because bear attacks are a massive problem specifically in the island of japan this is something that i found out that shocked me to my core i've never once bears get once bears get one taste of human food they're like smack heads go to lake

tahoe they need that pizza no american bears no american bears are not more docile but they are more timid as far as like avoiding the type of bear you're right absolutely black bears very skittish grizzly bears you don't even want to be in a 10 mile radius yeah especially if they're hungry before hibernation they will fuck you up yeah or around a cup and you can shoot them in the face and they will not be yet what their skulls are like inches thick yeah that's why they say uh if you are in if you're around a grily bear, like what you're supposed to do is just like lie dead. Yeah. And,

and just let him have his way with not be entertaining or interesting to it at all. It will swipe at you. Won't he smell you and then just eat you? No. So in most circumstances, unless a bear has had the taste of human flesh, yeah,

they're only there to attack you to like either defend their children or because they think you're a either defend their children or because they think you're a threat so that's why they say with grizzly bears with brown bears like you're supposed to lie dead and and just like not move at all they're gonna swipe at you a couple times you might die but the maximum like guarantee like the best way to guarantee your survival is by playing dead you see how into bears he is you cannot why this is going to be the pinnacle of hassan's content hassan snake charms a bear will either be the greatest success in his career or the scariest and most violent failure of a creator of all time and that's why i'm here for my my my thing is that hear me out i think like if i encounter if i encounter a

bear okay the bear sees my chill ass vibes yes okay like i'm i'm literally i'm literally i feel like i have a lot of skeptics here and i don't know if i appreciate that when you're attacked by a grizzly you gotta cover your face with your hands. You forgot that. That's a crucial detail. Tina, do you think there's any animal out there that you could just vibe? Is there any animal you could just vibe out?

A dangerous animal. Are foxes dangerous? I always feel like Not really. They're also very skittish too. I'm talking about like great white shark. Bald really. They're also very skittish, too. Yeah. Okay. I'm talking about, like, great white shark, bald eagle, tiger, lion, hippopotamus, rhinoceros. That's another one. Hippos are another animal. There is no way you could vibe a hippo.

Hippos are another animal. No. No way. No. You're wrong. They are the most famously shitty animal. They are. Who could you vibe?

How dare you? A shark. I could. You could vibe a shark. Yeah, I could. I think I could. You could vibe a shark. That's insane. I think I could vibe a shark. You just gotta punch him in the nose. Exactly. What would be your strap? If it comes towards me,

you could do like a little redirection. Yeah, like that. What are you, Avatar the Last Airbender? No, I would be like, hey. Yeah, they're like little, well, no, no, no. Tiny Tina, would you make a commitment to get in a shark cage today? Can I get you in a shark cage? Today?

Well, I mean, we're not doing it today, but you're committing to it today. Tiny Tina gets in a shark cage. Dude, my biggest concern about that isn't even the shark. It's more so like my hair would look ridiculous. What a dude, that shark wants to see you. In the streets. Vibing it. No, like I've seen people like push sharks away like this

They'll take their snoot So you want to dive with sharks without a cage That's what you're saying I feel like I could do it But just based on vibes I don't care to leave my house Could you vibe an animal? I'm great with all cats and all dogs

So tiger No matter Oh I could actually vibe with a tiger I think we would chill And if it ate me I'd be like I understand all dogs so tiger no matter yeah oh i could actually vibe with the tiger well that's crazy i think we would chill and if it ate me i'd be like i understand wow i'd be like i get it you're hungry queen pop off wow and then i would die there with my tiger i think i could vibe a hippo too no even though they're the most dangerous no hippos are like they are the son of a bitch of the animal kingdom yeah there's always that. Like, hippos destroy more people than any other animal.

Yeah, no, 100%. I know. Have you guys ever seen a hippo eat a watermelon? It's terrifying. That's your body. They just crack it whole. Yeah. And they never stop.

They just pursue ships. And it's really funny because they can't swim. So, what they're actually doing is literally getting above the water diving back in jumping and like galloping towards you underwater that way yeah they can't swim they just they literally couldn't swim yeah they sink they're massive i don't think that like they float that that well whales can swim. They're not exactly buoyant in the way that whales are. Hippos are actually the most closely related land animal to a whale. Why can't they swim?

Big L for them, I guess. Someone needs to fix that. But they do live in the water. No, they don't. They got to help the hippos out. If they could swim. Everyone deserves to swim. It would be like bad.

Yeah, they'd be like the blue marlin. No, maybe they'd be happy. You guys don't know what their feelings are. And maybe they're only angry because they can't swim. I don't care about their feelings. They're scary. I see your argument. And I think I agree with it.

I was at a zoo as a child. And my cousin dropped their binky in the hippo exhibit and the hippo ate it and sometimes i think about if that killed the hippo but i don't think it did no but wouldn't that be crazy if my cousin killed a hippo as a child and then they're able to say that forever yeah kitty what everyone else has posed a topic today what the fuck i have i have so many more so i just want to open the floor to you because you're beautiful and natural and I'm giving the floor to you as Austin Cho

would if he was here. Like, damn, did I really pose a topic? I talked about the X icon. Like, that's a terrible topic. She did good. Guys, don't worry. I have three extra topics waiting in March. This is the thing about Hassan. I don't like talking until Hassan's done with his topics.

Because he's like the little kid in Show and Tell that's sitting in the corner just buzzing. Because he brought his pet bird in his pocket. I like that you don't have topics. Now you're just blaming me. No, no, no, no. Give us a topic then. Listen. Fine, I'll pull it out you you wrote topics i write my

topics i always i always have a list and i just don't pull it out because you know what happened what can i talk my fucking shit i my depression is somewhat cured right now really i'm doing better i'm not as down in the dumps and so i'm advocating for myself i'm making jokes i'm being a funny memer and the motherfuckers on this fucking podcast in the comments last week were like she's so annoying because i actually talked for once cutie they're like someone should check on her of like 10 000 comments all of the top ones are like slay queen we're here for you there's like two comments at the bottom of the barrel that you sought out

like a heat-seeking missile. This is what happens. You know what? Pull up the comments. No, this is what happens. I want to see what the top comments are from the last episode. Here's the deal.

There's going to be naysayers i thought i finally did good i was like wow this is the first episode i've like talked again in months and i thought it was good and i thought i would go to those comments and people would be so excited and then they were so fucking cruel i was like you know what the funny thing is is we're always like don't read the comments stop being shitty people i'm not the problem you're the problem stop being assholes okay yeah no definitely in my experience one thing that really works is always reading the comments and then addressing them and telling internet commenters they need to realize the error of their way yeah um whoa pull that back out oh you got it it's in my brain yeah um remembered i did

remember anyway be nicer humans that is my solution if you don't like someone just don't I haven't. Oh, you got it now. It's in my brain. Yeah. Remembered. I did remember. Anyway, be nicer humans. That is my solution. If you don't like someone, just don't watch their podcast. No, please keep watching even if you don't like Cutie. Right. We need it. We need the views.

Topic. Okay. Just don't comment. My topic is, I'm nervous because hopefully, okay, spoilers. Are you making this up? No, I'm not. Okay. Okay. No, I have a list every

week i just don't bust it out because it's just like i'm just i just vibe anyway um and when i do bust out people get pissed i don't want to be spoilers so if you haven't seen this click away go away come back and seen what we'll be done i'm i'm gonna tell them come back in 10 minutes i'm sure it'll take less than 10 uh salt burn i haven't seen it i'm leaving okay i'm just kidding i don't give a shit okay i was like you're gonna have to leave then exit out come back to 10 minutes yeah okay yeah leave here if you haven't seen it we'll put a chapter for you guys you've seen it tina's seen it um no i don't i don't mind though oh i've seen the bathtubs yeah i haven't seen a single thing from him at all that's fine that's all i've seen but there's a scene you don't

care if i spoil okay there's a scene where the main guy um barry keegan barry keegan um fucks the grave yep of jacob a lordy a lordy hot man i got you so hot um yeah he fucks his grave yep like literally he's laying on the grave it's fresh dirt he's laying on it crying and then he pulls his dick out and fucks it right does he dig a hole in the dirt yes yeah and this is the thing that i wanted to talk about is he is like, okay, for the record, I am the queen at not checking my sources. If I read it online, I believe it. I got you on this, though. So, okay.

I know what you're going to say. I think your sources are solid on it. But essentially, he, Jacob Allord, no, Barry Keegan. Barry Keegan is like, hey, that amazing artistic scene that I did where I fucked the grave. All improv, baby. And I'm like, you shouldn't be claiming that. Yeah. He apparently told everyone to leave.

And right. Yeah. He told everyone to leave so he could like have his space and everything he did in that scene. He was like, I'm I'm thinking of myself as not barry but as the character what would that character do in this circumstance it would fuck the grave so if you want the straight dope on this it's interesting because the director was talking to him and was like as this is written the character is like mourning the passing of his loved one and he's like really kind of in the dirt and she had this conversation with him where she went i think he'd go farther was the conversation and barry went

right say no more and he's such a fucking thespian what's a this an actor lesbian an actor An actor. A lesbian. An actor. That he pulled his cock out and started having sex with the dirt. Which, you know, I was thinking about this. That's how you get a UTI, my man. And in any other profession, this is a trip to jail. Yeah. Only as an actor can you fuck the ground unprompted, pull your cock out at work, and everybody's like. But, like, can you imagine being the one sound guy

On set who's like a union dude Who's been working in the industry for 30 years Don't they have like the nudity people there Like they have like the Whenever there's any nudity in movies Or any sex in movies they have like the specialist The sticker that you put on your crotch So that everybody has a safe time

Yeah you know what I'm talking about I know about nudity directors Yeah it's something like that it's like then safety and nudity and they're always there if there's ever any nudity to make sure everyone's like everyone's comfortable everyone's uncomfortable they're like okay well they make sure everyone's comfortable like they're probably on yeah they're probably on the sidelines like whoa whoa oh whoa yeah they, they have little stickers that look like panty liners that you would put over your... Because the cam man didn't consent to that. Oh, yeah, it's out.

His cock is out for like half the movie. In the dirt. I heard he's got a nice one. Yo, he's got a fat one. It's not a prosthetic? I thought it was a prosthetic. No, apparently that's real dick. Oh, he's got a very large penis.

You know who else has a really nice cock well i'm different well everybody knows that i didn't know that no you know who else has a really nice cock uh the wario to jeremy allen white aaron taylor johnson really yes i don't know who that is yeah i just know a lot of actors yeah and cocks of actors that's a good topic that's a good topic the improv dirt fucking scene isn't that interesting people are people are saying did you like that scene a lot of people said like this is you know this should have stayed in the draft yeah a lot of people said it wasn't needed no i i think those people are stupid uh because salt burn is a movie that is having a

moment because of its shock value i think outside of its shock value. I think outside of its shock value, Salt Burn is kind of a down the pipe serial killer story. And it's really good. It's a serial killer story? It's really good. It's just a guy who's in love. No, there's just a guy who essentially his motive is that you

I don't want to ruin it. I don't know what his motive is. Tina and I haven't seen it. We're going to watch it right afterwards. It's crazy that I said, do you care about spoilers? And then you said, I don't want to ruin it. I don't know what his motive is. Tina and I haven't seen it. We're going to watch it right after this. It's crazy that I said, do you care about spoilers? And then you said, I don't care. And then as soon as we started talking about it, you cared. Because I knew about that part.

I thought it was a rom-com. So I think that's part of what blew the movie up is how intense it is. And also the trailer, I think, made a lot of people believe that it was kind of a spiritual successor to call me by your name it was like going to be like a very gay very like oh yeah two guys get and then i think all the gays went to the movie and they were like oh god yeah and that's kind of that shock value has what has propelled it on social media kind of become like a sensation now. Yeah, I see a lot of people talking about

how they accidentally went to it with their families. Exactly. Oh, that would not be pleasant. On the paywall proportion of this podcast at patreon.com slash fearn, you can subscribe for $5. We will be rating actor Cox. Oh my God.

Are you okay with that? I just, I wouldn't really know how, I could try. I don't know if she wants you okay with that um i just i wouldn't really know how i could try i don't know if she wants to i could try that's mine no i could last time hasan was like look at all my hentai hasan why we need a nudity coordinator you're a problem okay i think more topics i do all right I have three banger topics. One, because Austin's not here. One, I just, that's the last one, March. The one that Austin's not here for, we can talk about.

A couple things, actually, in Austin's absence. How many fucking times do you need to say Austin's not here? We're going to kill you. This has been a major week for aviation news, specifically. And the fact that he's not here is mind-boggling to me. This has been a major week for aviation news specifically. And the fact that he's not here is mind boggling to me. It's like honestly selfish. It's the most selfish top thing he's ever done.

Okay. To just not be here. He literally suggested signing off on discord and like, you know, participating in the conversation. I was like, no, you have to be here in person physically for this. So instead of aviation, what we're going to talk about is cruises turns out that there is a cruise yes that is incredibly expensive yes that has been ongoing this is and there's a tremendous amount of drama surrounding this cruise itself uh it's called the royal caribbean cruise and it's nine months long yeah folks nine months long and it is incredibly expensive it goes to all seven continents and it's basically a trip

around the world i've heard about this now one of the things that is happening and how much is it uh i keep hearing it was 120 000 yeah oh what do you get and apparently weirdly enough i haven't really seen jobs what are these weirdly enough i haven't seen they're probably all uh landlords 100 this is landlord activity um weirdly enough i have yet to see like articles covering it but apparently there's a lot of drama which is not surprising yeah so the um the one uh woman of color on the bottom to the left i know what she is going to say and that is that a lot of people on the cruise have been asking if she's an employee even though she's just on the cruise because she's a person of color which is fucking awful because now she's trapped on the ship with these people that had such awkward interactions with her that were kind of a little bit steeped in race and kind of a little racism for the next nine months.

Odd because she's not Filipino. Oh, my God. Which is like, did you get? No, this is a fun fact for all my swag. They know this already they work on cruises 25 of all maritime employees are filipino across the board internationally 25 like so if you're on a ship high likelihood that uh some of the staff are going to be filipino pinoy gang swagapinos if i could stream from a ship i think i'd do a nine month cruise well that's what i was saying i would

never do that stream from a ship you would be everywhere yeah i think it is dangerous i think it is scary it is a disease shit yeah one once one person gets food poisoning they all get food i think that's That's triangle of sadness. I think also you can kill people and get away with it because of international waters and how the... I hear about that all the time. That's any cruise. If you were to throw someone overboard with no cameras nearby, who's going to... No, 100%.

And I think that there's a tremendous amount of theft that occurs. I could kill people? On a cruise, it's so easily... Get away with it. No one's going to prosecute you because they're like... Because like... a tremendous amount of I could kill people? On a cruise it's like so easily. Get away with it. No one's going to prosecute you because they're like because like International Waters

who the there's no film there's no you just push someone on a cruise. It's the dude it's the implication. It's the implication.

It's the implication joke but like literally in real life from that one show always real life among us with streamers where I actually murder you guys.

I don't want to play that seems like something mr beast would yeah i killed 10 streamers yeah um okay well let's watch uh one of these wonderful people and see what's going on see what's what is anyone else's tiktok flooded with this cruise line drama it's so fascinating so these people bought for nine months they basically live on the boat um and it's not cheap i think it was about 200,000 i think america don't quote me on that i've seen so so many like it's literally when i swipe i go regular person's tiktok and then i go someone talking about the cruise then i go someone who's on the cruise and there was so much drama i love this guy i believe one of the passengers uh brandy um who's dark-skinned came on to say that she gets asked if she is staff and then when she's like

no they're like oh how did you afford this? Oh, that's right. Wait, wait, pause it for a second. It's not shocking to me that like old white people are being profoundly racist on the cruise. I feel like that's like international water territory. You get away with it. There's no cancel culture on the cruise. My rich, rich friends in high school used to do that to me. There's no cancellations on the cruise.

You can get away with it. I'd buy a knockoff Chanel bag from eBay for $20 and I'd show up to school the next day excited to fit in with the girlies and they'd be like, how did you afford that? Damn. I hate them. That's fucked up. I think about them sometimes. Do you feel better now

that you're more wealthy than all of them? I don't know if I am. She's doing quite alright. they have trust funds they're they're fine oh my god oh kaya what is happening oh she just wants i was petting her i brushed her a little bit with my she want little pets that's why she's turning belly up this is like this is like a secret weapon that she has that she deploys regularly yeah she's just a baby oh i'm a car yeah um anyway let's continue because all i'm thinking is she's trapped on a

boat with these people yeah for nine months i literally slide i go down down down and then there's this like t channel that's dedicated to all the drama that's going on this cruise line amazing and apparently what happened is they didn't sell many of the tickets so they they dropped the price and then the people that had originally bought tickets got they were like oh what so they got refunded and then they bought a different set of tickets and now they're on the boat and now then they bought a different set of tickets and now they're on the boat and now because they bought a different set of tickets um they weren't allowed to see the northern lights something like that there's oh it's the most riveting content i've ever seen talking about the nine month cruise i watch from start to finish all the shit that we need to get

this guy on the podcast he is electric he is electric. I love him. What's even more exciting is we have nine months of this. We have nine months of this. This isn't like Netflix has dropped all nine episodes that you binge watch in a night. No, we have nine months of this Cruise Line series. This dude is electric. And it's all playing out in real time.

Because he loves it so much. Yeah. He just loves the messy drama. And they just went through a pass, Drake's Pass passage or something, and everyone got insanely seasick. Oh. Because it was really rough waters, and so everyone had to stay in their rooms. I've never gotten seasick.

For like five days, I think. What? I could be making this up. You get carsick? I do that sometimes. Yes. I don't get seasick, though. Hmm. Oh, my God. One day you will. What? What? I could be making this up. You get car sick? I do that sometimes. Yes. I don't get seasick, though. Oh, my God.

One day you will. What? What? I know. I was petting her with my Slippy, and my Slippy was also brushing her. You could sell your Slippy like a pet for a detangler. I might have to for streamer awards. Oh, yes. Streamer awards are coming up streamer awards are we still are we not gonna look at the other one i mean oh we keep going i'm gonna get my coffee soon and also and your coffee soon

hello um how many minutes are we at march okayge? Okay. I talked about nothing. I'm so bold of myself. Why does she look like she's going to cry? Hey, Angie. Hi, Angie. Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. This is such a stupid idea.

Yeah. much longer than that um originally from portland oregon um so yeah some of the questions we've been getting is how are people affording this so for me one of the questions that um i've lost both my parents and so i had some life insurance money that came to me and um i love to travel so i like to spend my time yeah not a landlord hassan you piece of shit i'm sorry that's insane. Her parents were wealthy as hell. And pause it. That is the start of a phenomenal Agatha Christie-type murder mystery.

Murder on the Orient Express? More like murder on the crazy nine-month cruise. That's so perfect. We got to workshop that title, yeah. Okay, I'm not agatha christie so i can't come up with clever titles around the world cruise but what i'm trying to say is yeah murder around murder in every continent okay there you go um seven murders seven continents there you go serial killer you're so much better now yeah i'm just working i'm workshopping serial

killer on the seven seas yeah oh that was so good good. Thank you. You're welcome. That's what I do. Okay. And regardless of what the title is, that's literally the start of a plot line. I didn't know you could get money from life insurance. My mom had life insurance, but it didn't cover everything. We still had to pay a lot. Okay. But it was like a million dollar life insurance.

Wait, so there's tiers? So you did know that you could get money. Yeah, but I didn't think you got money. I thought it just paid for the funeral. A million dollar funeral? I don't know. I guess I don't really know how life insurance works. Cutie, I think someone stole your mom's life insurance policy from you.

No, I don't think so. We had to pay a lot of money. My mom, she was a problem. Okay. I'm just going to okay this is probably this has probably happened to other people uh my mom she was always really bad with money and she uh unbeknownst to her children she opened credit cards in our names oh yeah in order to pay off some of her debt we didn't know that uh but i don't know where her life insurance money went

she'd always talk about how she had a million dollar life insurance plan maybe she never did i don't know it's all blur but anyway i didn't know people could actually like cash that you get like a check if your parent dies yeah that's how life insurance works that's crazy yeah that's sad wait i don't get it what okay i'll walk you through this let's what so okay okay sure wait are you responsible for the bills if someone opens up credit cards in your name yeah yeah what because she had our social and everything i was like it was oh my goodness great woman bad with money um you want to do you want me to talk about life insurance yeah i'm confused sure so because okay my let's say my pretend my mom's a different mom my mom died she has a million dollar life

insurance sure we spend 10 000 on the funeral and then you just you just get 990 000 that's how that is supposed to work yeah doesn't Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. So are people just rich? Like wouldn't everyone be rich if their parents died? Well, the way that life insurance works, a policy like that would be taken out against someone who is probably very healthy that the insurance adjusters only think would die in a freak accident on a short timeline oh and if you want a million dollar life insurance policy you're

probably paying a pretty considerable amount per month towards that oh oh then my mom lied for sure because she was broke i don't know i was gonna say i thought you got screwed over by her life insurance company and we're finding out right now. No, I don't think so. To be fair, if it makes you feel better. Overnight oats and turkey bacon. My brother lied about his life insurance policy. What do you mean?

He told me he had taken out a very large life insurance policy against him, and he hadn't. So you didn't. Why did he say that? Was he saying it so you could get money or something? No. I think my, I think my brother just was someone who constantly needed validation. And I think that he wanted to have that like moment of validation of me being like, oh, wow.

Thanks, Bobby. That's really nice of you, bud. I appreciate that. Why? Why? Because, because he was saying that you were going to get it if he died. He said I was the benefactor. Oh, and did you know he was saying that you were gonna get it if he died he said i was the benefactor oh and did you know he was gonna die no oh i didn't know if he was like saying it like he was like hey going out tonight but don't worry i'm gonna it's gonna be a wild one

i'm gonna die anyway life insurance that's crazy i no, no, no. So she's rich now because her parents died. Well, she wasted it on this cruise. That's crazy. Money for fun. That's so crazy. After this is over, I do want to pose the question to everyone, including Tina. So think about it now. What would you do if you got a big payout for life insurance?

Oh. Oh. But before then, let's continue with this cruise plot line and then not too long after that i found out that i am a carrier for what's called braca2 brca2 gene which puts me at a very elevated risk for breast cancer and ovarian cancer oh yeah even to the point where this year earlier in jan, I had a preventative double mastectomy, which means removing all breast tissue, including my nipples. Oh, damn. These are implants to limit my risk of developing breast cancer. I will do the same with my ovaries when I go back on the cruise. So with the BRCA, losing both my parents at 65, to me, there is no thought of retirement.

There is no way I'm waiting to do shit okay pop off queen telling 65 till da da da da because that's not promised to any of us and my family's genetics aren't lining up to let me have a terribly long life so doing all the things i can do now is kind of the model. So that's me. Questions on that. We can bring six suitcases. That's been one. They'll sell one for us. That's completely empty.

The rest can go under your bed. We completely knew that. Six suitcases. That's great. I mean, for six months. Nine months. They're like big packing cubes. So then they're like Ikea material.

Like Ikea bags. Can you pause it for a second? This is like, do you guys for a second this is this is like you guys know the famous louis vuitton boxes the trunks yeah the trunks like that's what it was for back in the day before air travel people would go on these like massive uh you know seafaring adventures i guess they go from england to america or vice versa yada yada and that's why you needed these like fat trunks because you need to put everything you own in there because you were going to be in the sea for a very long time and that's where the louis vuitton trunks come from originally

so if you were ever wondering like who buys this stuff it's the seafaring people yeah i suppose do people bring them on planes now no i don I don't think so. It's just too big. So what was your question to all of us? Are we finishing this? Are we done with her? Yeah, I mean, we can. Will's like, cut it with a soft word. Yeah, you don't like her?

No, I like. She's telling us why we should feel bad for judging the crews. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like an asshole. Honestly, she's. No, I don't. I don't feel like an asshole. I think it's crazy.

I think it's still a crazy thing to do you want to continue the video yes i think she could do more bang for her buck just traveling to these places she wants to see the world and she would see more nine months solid for for that amount of money 120k no really no yeah but like what have you the problem with the cruise is like nine months for what have you, the problem with the cruise is like. Nine months for 50K, no shot. The problem with the cruise is like if you have someone you just don't like on there, like you're just kind of cooked. I'm going to be real. Nine months of air travel will cost you more than $50,000.

If you fly to seven continents, even if you had a $10,000 ticket, that's only 70K. Nine months. It's hard to live in los angeles for 50k i will see you yeah i think i'd also yeah for sure yeah you could grab a spirit airline for 500 bucks i mean if you're right now careful if you are a young person like tiny teen you can like live in hostels and shit yeah you're training everywhere i mean if you're traveling to travel like to see the world and not traveling for luxury then you i mean if you're traveling to travel like to see the world and not traveling for luxury then you could totally do it yeah when i traveled you think you

totally could 50k for nine months no i'm saying traveling the entire time i think well it depends if you get like a service 120 no here's the thing here's the thing you can do actually if you're if you're planning it ahead of time you can get like a lot of cheap airfare uh ahead of time it would still be incredibly costly it's not going to be but it's nine months you're gonna you're gonna coordinate nine months of flights and if you miss one the price of that flight is going to be jacked through the ceiling and on top of that on top of that the the actual like room and board fee is where you're going to get cleaned. Because there's no like... The cruise's main advantage in this situation, I think, is that it has permanent residency.

You can't be Airbnb-ing or hostiling your way out of every situation, I think. You could work for strangers. That seems very dangerous. That's what a lot of people would do yeah like i i feel like when i was like traveling a little bit well this was southeast asia so it's a little a little bit cheaper but um i would just work in exchange for sleep and then a lot of people that were also traveling they would also just work i don't know if it's and i'd sleep for exchange for work you know what i mean oh i know i would sleep with people

people did that anyways you're so funny cutie cutie cutie's got a lot of smoke here you yeah you'd be mysterious you'd be yeah i would sleep i would have sex with people to pay my way through eastern europe asia wherever the fuck i'm going hasan. Yes, I would do that. You would? He's lying. No. I don't leave the country. I don't do anything. But I'm just trying to make, I'm just trying to dance. I'm trying to have some fun. When I was little, I thought if I didn't wash my hands, I would die.

Really? Yeah. Why? I don't know. It's irrational. But I would wash my hands like 20 times in a row. Isn't that OCD? It's part of it.

Okay. But it got a little. Isn't that OCD? It's part of it. But it got a little better. What is it called? Like contamination? I just looked at your hands. See if they're dry. You don't do it as much anymore. They're definitely like dry, but I'm like better about it.

I have to like, because I know scientifically it makes no sense. Dare I say I'd be better off if I didn't wash them as much. Yeah, because then you get more used to it. And I have like a nice nice little germ system going on. I know it's irrational, but in my head, I'm like, oh, I can't stop thinking about it. I'm like, oh, I'll die. I'll die.

They'll spread up, and they'll get in my eyes. What's they? Little germs? I imagine little guys. It doesn't make sense. I fidget with my eyes a ton. I have that weird OCD but it got better for me or if anybody's ever holding something sharp

I immediately think of it going in my eye yeah every time pencil, knife, anything the first thing I think of is it stabbing into my fucking eye socket I think about falling on sharp stuff a lot? Yeah.

You also constantly, I mean, you've gotten better at it, but, like, you always used to do, like, touchy-feely stuff. Yeah, I gave up on you loving me. No, that's not what I'm talking about. I just gave up on it. When you got anxious, you would touch people? Not when you're anxious, but what was it? You would do, like, you do stuff but what was it you would do like you do

stuff i have i have impulse control impulse control that's really bad when i'm wearing my night guard there's something about when i clench my teeth i do weird shit i'll just like hump the air or like like my impulse control is so poor that, like, any, like, I can feel neurons firing, and I almost feel, like, heat in my system, and I have to do weird shit. Like, I think about, like, oh, I'm going to strangle Farley, and then I'm like, don't do that. Don't fucking do that. That's weird. That's impulse. But I'll, like, clench my teeth, and I'll do, like, this kind of stuff.

It's, like, really weird. It's just from your mouth guard? No. So I already have really bad impulse control. And there's something about, like, the tactile feeling of, like, clenching my teeth that makes it even worse. I had a lot of problems kind of like that when I was really young. Yeah. I have really bad impulse control. I would act on it. Like, I strangled a kid because he called me ugly.

Wait, what? Oh. Did he finish the job at least? No. He's like, get off me. I was like, oh. And then some kid pulled me off. It was on? Oh, did he finish the job at least? Uh, no, he's like I was like, oh and then some kid I was like, oh it was on the school bus. How old were you? Um Maybe seven. Nice. Oh, I thought you were gonna be like 17. Yeah, this is last year. This is last year I strangled my phone. Dude, it was so stupid too. He was like your face is so ugly that when you looked in a mirror It broke it was just so it's such a low-hanging fruit

But like it got me when I was like really young I was like, why would you say that like that's a sick bird when you looked in a mirror it broke it was just so it's such a low-hanging fruit but like it got me when i was like really young i was like why would you say that like that's a sick burn when you're seven you're like how long after he said it you started strangling him was it instant i like lunged after him nice i didn't i didn't really have time to think but i was just like a little freak when i was younger but you you felt like you felt like red you like okay and like i would grit my teeth so that's i had teeth gritting problems you have the same thing i have oh god and that that like runs in my family there's like there's like a threshold of anger and like impulse that when we clear it there's it's just like it's on yeah but i'm i'm i like to think but i don't know what happened no you get better at controlling it but like i'm i'm still the same way with violence, where I'm, like, cool, cool, cool, snap.

Yeah. I don't know how I stopped. But, like, I think when I was, like, younger, I would imagine, like, you know. Like, I would just, like, get, like, a little bit, like, scary in there. But I was, like, seven. So thank God it was just, like, in a seven-year-old and not, like, in a grown, I don't know, maybe, like, seven-foot guy. I'm so glad you're on the pod today because no one ever can relate to like impulse control problems but like people

are like oh like it's fun because like they look at my frame you know but like i don't like that it's in me no it's weird you feel powerless yeah scary you just do weird shit yeah would you fight someone now no like i think like i developed really, I don't know, I feel really, like, insecure now. Because, like, I would, like, I just make myself, like, externally and, like, mentally smaller. But I don't, like, act on stuff like that. Because when I was younger, I had untapped ego, untapped everything. When you feel like you can do everything, you're way, like, I felt like I would give into whatever like impulse i could have more because i felt more confident that i could do it so now i'm just like now you can't do shit so it

makes me feel like yeah but honestly like in a healthier way like i feel better knowing that like i won't do anything did you ever break shit in your house growing up um i think i would like throw stuff when i was younger like really young i used to break shit in your house growing up um i think i would like throw stuff when i was younger like really young i used to break shit now i like the side of like throwing stuff like like literally everything about that is just completely like gone yeah but it's just because i don't know it took a lot of like hammering out i think like a lot of stuff about me when i was younger is just not really present anymore but it's because Do you ever break controllers when you're playing games? No. Oh, I've done that.

I don't know if I I think I would just like jam the buttons. So you've both done that? So that sensation is like what I get every night when I put in my mouth guard, just towards everything. Like this feeling of just like, oh, fucking do it. Cut your cock

off. Stab yourself in the face. Like, just weird shit like that. It's pretty fun to break the rules. Hey, Caroline's just in the other room like, okay. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Funny.

Anyway, we're at an hour. What an episode it's been. Oh, we didn't finish the crew stuff. We're about to move to the paywall portion. We may be finished. That word is bond. Rest in peace. All right, Tina,

where can people find you? Thank you so much for coming on, Tina Kitten. Oh, God. Twitch. coming on Tina Kitten Oh god Twitch.tv slash Tina Kitten I didn't really talk about anything You got more to talk about don't worry Behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and

That's right Got another hour baby Wait the penis stuff I've got drama With us Twitter drama Because of Marsh And I've got drama. Oh, okay. With us? Twitter drama because of Marsh. What?

Yeah, I knew he'd be surprised. Okay. All right. And also, we have some really cool upcoming guests coming up next week. Not as cool as Tina. Oh, thanks. Dude, I was just. I didn't mean it like that at all. I'm just kidding.

It's a good wink. Way cooler than Tina. All right. See you on the next. See you on the next episode or on the other side of the paywall. Bye bye. Wait, that's cute. I like that.

I like that. I can't believe you think it's going to be like 30 seconds. All right. Here's my idea. You know that scene at the end of Salt Burn where he's running naked through the house? Uh huh. It's that. And we only show it to streamer awards.

It's just me with my cock out And we It's just the word of mouth that everyone Was forced to look at me running through a house And we just don't play it on the broadcast Okay It's a play on the dance floor We do film it

And then we say if you want to see the full version Patreon.com slash fear and But you better not kill the groove, DJ. Going to burn this goddamn house right down. Too bad they got rid of the censor roll, because we could have just had it censored on the ad. Yeah. And then got rid of the censor on the Patreon. Me running through Hasan's house.

Yeah. It's a murder on the dance floor. But you better not kill the groove, DJ.