Fear& - Troye Sivan, Sexiest Men Alive, Hot Ugly vs Ugly Hot | Fear&People

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

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Sunday. Is it even rolling? Yeah, it's rolling, I think. Oh. Hosted by your favorite people, Austin's show, Cutie Cinderella, Hassan Piker, and Will Neff. It's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful day. We're here.

Everybody's having a great time right will that's right all right we're feeling great everybody's looking good and fresh i i actually am feeling great like for the first time in a long time today i chose to not cover you know endless death and destruction and like you know did more light-hearted content and i was laughing on stream again. It was like a very cool change of pace for me. So not to be like that guy. But I think taking one day off and then doing my favorite show,

my favorite live event of all time. What? Name your price. Wait, are you serious? For the last time ever. That's what made me happy. No, no. Okay, now hold on. For the last time ever.'s what made me happy no no that's okay now hold on for the last

time ever isn't that right will that last time ever i don't know if my ribs could take another time yeah hold on this is not about why do you have to jump on a table okay can we production team literally asked me to jump through the table no no no well yeah we did ask wow i forgot wow i forgot i was like well no you willingly did that. What they didn't know, though, is that usually when you jump through a table, they're wooden, so they have a break point. Plastic tables don't break. And after I hit it the first time, that look on my face was like, oh, that's a plastic table.

This is going to hurt. So I just kept getting up and going through it. Okay, so look, nobody forced anybody to jump through a blue table. You just said you forced them. They didn't force me. No, somebody said in my ear. Are you okay? You can say it here.

This is a safe space for you. Tell everyone that you Austin forced you. We were doing the pre-show, and somebody in the ear says, do you think Will would jump through that table? And I was like, absolutely, he'd jump through that table. And I'll be honest, I feel like Will would probably jump through the table

if we wouldn't have told him to do it. Yeah. He loves jumping through tables. It was a spectacular moment. I probably would have checked to see what kind of table it was. Well, then I would have shipped in a wooden table, and we would have had that. Hey, it was a great moment.

I loved it. You're saying you made him jump through a table, and you didn't even check to see if it was a jumpable table. I think if you have never gone through a table before, you don't know what kind of table you should go through. Listen, it was a great moment. People pay a lot of money to watch us. You create a moment.

You leave people with something that they can hang their hat on, a little spectacle. And so, you know, some bruised ribs and punctured back from a nail I got in the back. And bruised in. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that tray with the food things on it had sharp nails in it, and one of them stabbed me in the back and bruised in. You got a nail in the back? Jesus Christ. Yeah, that tray with the food things on it had sharp nails in it, and one of them stabbed me in the back.

Oh. But, you know, those are small prices to pay. I always take bumps and bruises performing. I don't complain about that kind of stuff. Yeah, no, you are an animal on stage for sure. That's why I suggested that maybe. He did cry to me about it afterwards and said, Austin keeps making me jump through the tables.

I said, I was crying to him. I was like, I wish they'd give to him i was like i wish they'd give me a real challenge i wish they'd make the table out of bricks next time and also let's start a union for some insurance or something cutie you should be on my side you do live events he's not making will jump through tables i have never asked anyone to jump through actually i've said i've asked for the opposite at my live events. I've said, please. Don't jump through a table? Please don't jump through tables. No, we will. I encourage.

I know you specifically enjoy jumping through tables. Can you please not? I encourage you to wreck tables and wreck the set. It was fantastic. Thank you all for coming. Big week, though. Big week. Name your price.

Name your price. Finally over for good. What will Austin do now? Oh, I'm launching a new show next season. Oh, God. Oh, brother. And Hassan is first season. Oh, God. Oh, brother. And Hassan is first up. Oh, Jesus Christ.

He doesn't know it yet. Okay. Well, I never know. It's going to be live, and it'll be in front of a studio audience. The Misfits guys had no idea that I had done the show more than they had, like, watched the show. Well, it's cool. Like, they were shocked when I was like, oh, have you ever done this? It's my seventh appearance.

They're like, do you know the rules? You're like, yeah, I wrote them. Now, look, Hasan, I only stream five times a year, and you were on all five of them, right? Pretty much. Yeah. Look, between the two of us, Cutie and I, I think we're about equal ass of Hasan, aren't we?

That's not even remotely close. Cutie, excuse me, what have you done with us on this year? Streamer award. Okay. Concert. Concert. Dorothyie, excuse me. What have you done with us on this year? Streamer award. Okay. Concert. Concert. Dorothy. Dorothy.

Okay. Gala. Gala. Okay. What else? I think that's it. No, there's more. I'm pretty sure that's it, actually.

Okay. All right. I've had Hasan name your prize. Uh-huh. And name your prize. But you have to count the name your prices. Two. Really?

Yeah, twice. Well, this last season, oh, also, name your price, the trailer. Oh, yeah. Does that count? No. It counts. Okay, well, fine.

It's four to three. Okay, it's really weird because like- It's four to three. I was keeping track. It's just, you know, maybe you feel the same way, but like when you, like, it just feels like I've done way more for you than I have for QT for some reason.

It's because you hate gay people. I hate women too. I know, but you love, you love women more than you love gay people. Your hate for women is not as strong. Listen, I think everybody can agree that Hasan and I do a lot for both of you. Yeah. Because we love you. Guys, I am, I have been, I slave on Hasan's stream. I said a lot for both of you. Yeah. Because we love you. Guys, I have been a slave on Hassan's stream.

I sit a lot for both of you. I sit there for hours. He doesn't even invite you on. No, he invites me. He invites me on the pod. He does. He says I want to come on the stream today. He sits there and he farms clips.

Just like on the podcast. No, look. I sit there. Is that a piece of my hair? Fuck. God damn it. He sits there and he farms clips like he does on the podcast. But also, he also farms twinks on the stream.

I do not. Dude, it is the literal vein, the main vein of twinks that come into your DMs. They come into my DMs, but I just look at the DMs. I don't respond to them. Aw, so responsible. I literally don't. People come to my DMs and they say, oh my God, I heard you're the twink guy.

Oh, is your food here? And I don't respond. Sorry, guys, I haven't eaten yet. I can unlock the door. I'm sorry. So, look. But, you know, I mean, I don't respond. I don't want people to think that, like,

I'm just responding to DMs all the time. No one thinks. No one thinks. No one thinks about you as much as they think about you. Have you seen the Austin bingo? It is a special day. Have you seen the Austin? Sorry, it's your birthday.

It's all about you. Have you seen the Austin fear and bingo? No. No. Wait, I want to see it. Okay, buddy. It's on. God damn it.

Let's see if we can find it. We're low on content, so it's time to beat the shit out of Austin. No, no, no. No, it's your birthday. We're not going to do that. No, no, no. I forget.

Yeah. Oh, wait, how old are you? I'm 25. He's 25. Oh, I thought, oh shit, I thought you were 21. Oh, it changes every day.

Yeah. I know I look so youthful. Yeah, no. The coolest thing I found was, I found out. This is just all things That a human would do Okay

Austin one ups cutie Do you do that to me often? I don't know Okay Just in time For the Austin bingo Are you familiar with that? Hassan calls out Austin

On his Wait wait wait Can we put it down And can I blind guess some? Okay Okay Oh yeah yeah Well just don't look at the screen

Okay Beautiful and natural. Uh-huh. Yeah. Of course. Nailed it. Twinks. That's got to be up here, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Awesome. Switch topic to dicks. Yep. Yeah. Yep.

Well, it just brings up dicks. Okay. That's switch topic to dicks. Okay. Eat someone else's food. Oh. okay. That's switch topic to dicks. Okay. Eat someone else's food. Oh. Ooh. Yeah.

It's adjacent. Close. Close. Close. Close. What else? Oh, that's definitely, I know where that's from. Yeah.

Oh, I know that. I recognize that smell anywhere. What else? Has to go pee? Nope. Really? That's an Austin classic. Yeah.

Well, we all do that, I think. Everybody pees. No, but Austin's got the highest bladder in the West. Well, that's because I'm pregnant. I don't know. Oh, tries to farm a clip. Yeah. No, it's on there.

I know it's on there. Have I hit a bingo yet? Not yet. Damn. All right, let me look at it. Wow, I am very predictable. All right, yeah. We got Hasan calls out Austin on his bullshit.

Austin looks to Cutie for support on his bullshit. We don't have to read them all. Austin doesn't finish his drink. This one in particular is incredibly frustrating to me because he loves opening up one massive bottle of water, takes three sips out of it, and just leaves it there. I actually complete it over the course of several weeks. I come back and drink it.

No, you don't because I dump it out. I put it in my kettle so at least it boils. Remember when he tried to convince us that his carbon footprint wasn't that bad and he leaves his water running for his cats for weeks at a time? In the sink. By the way, I haven't stopped that. Do you have an automatic cat water feeder on the way? Oh, wow.

Look at you. A cat fountain is what you mean to say? Whatever it is. It was a birthday present. Somebody got it for me. Austin refuses to show his cock. That's true. Will and Asante teach Austin about gay culture. Yeah, that's true. Austin austin will and asan teach austin about gay culture

austin asked the guest for validation on his bullshit that's my favorite it's one of my favorite austin doesn't it didn't do his white hat karen vid that's every week you know you know this is a fan that made this now now you know beautiful and natural so i was at the abbey in quotation marks cutie will and asan were i was at the abbey in quotation marks cutie where were you before this the abbey yeah austin in the group chat goes i might be a little tipsy yeah yeah are you a little tipsy no i'm actually i had one vodka cranberry can we just do every yeah you don't want to do this anymore i had one i had one vodka cranberry and that's it i'm not i'm i'm laying off the drink drinking a little bit.

I thought it was a little too much. You are becoming an old man at your age of 24. Yeah, look, I think I'm embracing age more than I ever have been before. Now, I want to defend myself on this bingo sheet. We can make a bingo for anybody. Yeah, that's the point. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, but mine, like, I just want to make it clear that like everybody is human being.

Yeah. Like Will's would be like, Will retells a heroic incident where he, you know, thrived and saved puppies. Will's nice to someone. Will compliments someone. Yeah.

Oh, you guys, come on. I don't do that. Yeah. Am I that predictable? Versus yours. Yeah. Which we we just saw bring up your bullshit talk about dick yeah basically the same thing look yeah all right well you know what i'll come up with some new material we'll talk about vagina no i'm proud

of you because austin austin has actually done the work uh week. He has topics that he came up with ahead of time, which I think is brilliant and bold and beautiful. I'm so proud of you. I'm actually very proud of you. No, no. Oh, they suck. No, I've read them. We read them all before the show, and they're not very good.

They're not very good, but the fact. Well, I hired people to come up with topics. They're good topics, but they're just not really. I need to give my feedback. I don't think you understand. The fact that you actually took the initiative and looked for topics alone. I delegated. Very good.

I'm very proud of you for doing that. I pay my workers very well, by the way. Yeah, I'm also proud of you for that. They don't have health benefits. They were telling me yesterday that you do the Trump voice in meetings. Really? Yes. Wait, were you asking them what it was like to work for me because i no i was just talking to kirk uh about

work for me i know we were just talking about your how you've become trump oh over the years because kirk was doing his classic trump accent of course he was and then and then someone chimed in he does it in the meetings too but But now you know I'm working. Yeah. To what end? I do not know. What the fuck? What the hell is this?

Happy birthday to you. Oh, my God. Happy birthday to you. Oh, my God. Happy birthday, dear Austin. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Happy birthday dear Austin. Oh my God. Oh my God, it's veiny. Birthday to you.

Oh my God. You guys got me a dick cake. Can I show it? We're going to have to blur it out for sure. Oh my God. That is a veiny ass cock. Oh my God.

That is so nice. Did you make this? oh my god that is so nice did you make this yeah that's crazy wait did you model this after ludwig's awesome that is a that is a foot long no but i know it's not to scale it's not to scale exactly i used a photo i gotta take a picture of this oh my god that's doing worse than the jets over here oh my god that's so sweet. Here, I'm going to take this picture before we take a bite out of it. I figured you'd want to take a bite out of it. Oh, you're welcome. Beautiful and natural. That's probably your best cake ever, I'd say. What? I've made so many cakes. Oh, I didn't do anything. Yes, yes, we all made the cake.

We all planned it. Their idea, they said, cutie, make a cake. Yeah, totally. I planned it. Yeah. Their idea. They said cutie make a cake. Yeah, totally. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I planned it really hard. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Where'd you guys get me? Oh, we got you nothing.

That's okay. That's all right. That's all right. I asked you. I asked you. I'd like to take a photo with you. Wait. You got to put it in your mouth first.

What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait. I need to make sure I look good in the picture though. Okay, that's fine. We're live. We're filming a podcast. We're filming a podcast. Should we do it later? No. No, no, just keep going.

It's surprising that you have the cake at a 90 degree angle and it's staying on there. That's so perfect. Run it. Look at the vein. That is so perfect. Are you going to put it in your mouth? Yeah, fuck yeah. Now you have to take a bite of it. Wait, should I like... Hold on.

Wait, wait. Hassan won't let me see the video if I do. No, Hassan won't. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Is this making it difficult for you? But the dick is on the table. Put it in your mouth.

The dick is on the table. Yeah, bite the head off so we can show it on the screen. Bite the head off. Bite the head off the dick. Put it in your mouth. Come on, get in there. What a top. Come on. Can't even... Get that dick in your mouth. Put it in your mouth right now. You slut.

Yeah. Oh, he's going to drop it. Cutie, make sure he doesn't drop the penis, please. Oh, God damn. Sorry, fondant sucks. What flavor is the deck? The flavor is funfetti. That's so much. I know, you have a lot of fondant. Fondant's kind of gross is the dick? The flavor is funfetti. That's so much.

I know. You have a lot of fondant. Fondant's kind of gross. Oh, he ate it all. This is the most. I can scalp it now. Yeah. Let me see.

Okay, Austin, I have to say conclusively that you are defeating the selfish top allegations right now. You throated that. I throated that dick? Yeah. You fucking. Did I throat that dick? You throated that so well, and you didn't spit.

You swallowed, which I respect. Now you got to de-sleeve the dick. Yeah, yeah. Guys, thank you so much. The veins are underneath. What's in the veins? Oh, my God. The veins are just fondant.

Cutie, that is so sweet. Thank you so much. I'm serious. You're welcome. Okay, let me get a fork. Let me get into that bad boy. Cutie has been so incredibly busy, and she's, you know, I'm sorry, Cutie. I'm going to expose you a little bit.

What? She's been so incredibly busy, and we know that, but she took time out of her day to spend time making a cake for me. To make some dick. To make some nice cock. That is so sweet of you. Thank you. You're welcome.

I'm being sincere right now. Well, we tried to find, we were going to, we tried to find like twink strippers to like surprise you, but That is so sweet of you. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm being sincere right now. Well, we tried to find, we were going to, we tried to find like twink strippers to surprise you, but it's actually kind of hard. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh my God. I would have lost my mind. I know, but I didn't know how to find them in LA.

That's okay. You should have called me. I would have, I would have hooked you up. I mean, I would have ruined the surprise. The surprise would have been over. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Well, let me tell you, for my next birthday, I'm going to connect you with one of my friends.

Oh, so good. One of my gay friends for Twink Strippers. Will, you're not going to eat any because we have the nude calendar tomorrow? I don't like cake. Oh. You know this. I don't know. Thank you so much.

Yeah, I don't really like cake, but it's hard to. Will only eats key lime pie. I mean, the shoot tomorrow, I'm going to be honest, I'm already destroyed. I've spent the last 48 hours shooting. I couldn't work out. My diet's been shit these last 48 hours because I've been working. I had to eat on set. I'm going to look like shit tomorrow.

Will, that's not true. Yeah, and the shoot is at 9 a.m.? Who the fuck planned that? Me. That's so dumb. Why? I'm going to look like shit. Well, it's the morning.

What you'll do. He was supposed to fly like shit. Well, it's the morning. What you'll do... He was supposed to fly out. You should get a steak burrito. That'll cure you. No, no, no. You need steak or something. You need glycogen. Austin, I'm going to go home and ride a stationary bike for five hours. Yeah, but you can't deplete your body.

You need to pump it full of something. No, I'm going to deplete the fuck out of it. Well, no, but you need to be pumped. Whatever. I'm pumping it full of cake right now i'm photoshopping my body i was just about to say i i'm relying heavily on photoshop magic so i'm even shooting it here i don't understand i don't understand it either i have no idea guys cutie spent a lot of time putting it together it's okay we got it it's everything's a lot of time putting it together. It's just a green screen. It's okay. We got it. Everything's going to be great, and we're going to make so much money on this calendar. We're not selling it. We're not selling it?

We're selling it. We're selling it, but like I doubt we'll get rich. What the hell are we doing this for then? I'm just kidding. I mean, we'll make some money. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We'll make some.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But I was hoping we could go to the Bahamas. You wanted this to be your end all. This was going to be the retirement. I thought for sure the calendar was going to be it. Hassan has been gobbling up

this dick. Dude, I love dick. Let me peel off the balls. This dick. Peel those balls. We have talked nothing about nothing, but we're just eating this dick. I'm excited for these topics, Austin. He's not excited about them. No, it we're just eating as we did. I'm excited for these topics, Austin. Look. He's not excited about them.

No, it's bad. It's really bad. But the initiative counts. Yep. The initiative does count. We're trying our best. Yeah. Oh, thank you very much.

Delicious. I have topics. Yeah, what are they? I have to show Cutie Cinderella something. Oh, I don't want to see it. I know what it is. Meat Canyon, please. I know. I don't want to see it. I know what it is. Meat Canyon, please. I know.

I don't like... Wait, Meat Canyon did a video? Meat Canyon's a very talented artist, but I don't like it. Oh, he did a Taylor Swift video. Yeah, but I don't like... Meat Canyon, you're very talented, but I don't like your... It gives me the heebie-jeebies. What do you mean? That looks just like Taylor Swift.

Can we take a look at it? It's like Courage the Cowardly Dog. I feel like this will be... Beavis and Butthead, I can't watch it. Do you really not want to watch it? Because I promised Dream that we would make you watch this and get your real life

real time feedback on it. Why don't we watch it in the paywall? Brilliant. Industrious. I like that. Okay. Something to remember. We were... What else? There was some

stuff that happened at Name Your Price. Taylor Swift was playing and Hassan said, I like this song. Whoa. That was your takeaway, I like this song. Whoa. That was your takeaway? Yeah. Wow. I don't remember.

It was anti-hero. Really? Yeah. Oh, I said I know this song. Well, you said you liked it, too. Did I? I don't remember that. I remember making fun of a lot of the music.

He did. He did make fun of Slut, her song about slut shaming. He said, this one should have stayed in the vault. Well, she said it was the vault song. I like that. Slut shaming? I didn't know it was about slut shaming. I just didn't.

It was about her getting slut shamed. I think we need to normalize slut behavior. It's pretty normalized. I think it's mostly normal. Slut shaming wouldn't be a thing if it wasn't normalized. We did it. We did it. You normalized it's mostly normal. Yeah, people get it. Slut shaming wouldn't be a thing if it wasn't normalized. We did it. You normalized it? We all did. No, he was being facetious.

Oh. Group effort. Yeah. I think being a slut is in. Yeah. It's so in. I have another video, but this time for Austin. Austin, explain to me what's going on with Troye Sivan.

You're gay. He's gay. There's a Troye... I heard that on SNL, there was a... Timothy Chalamet... Made fun of Troye Sivan. Made fun of Troye Sivan. I don't know a lot about the controversy myself,

but my gay senses were tingling, and I sensed a disturbance in the force, particularly because... Who's Troye Sivan? Oh, yeah. What? I feel the rush, addicted to your touch. Oh, I feel the rush is so good.

I don't know him either, if that's helpful. It made fun of Troye Sivan not being able to talk well. What? It made fun of... That seems a little mean. It made fun of... So are people up in arms about this? No, I think a lot of.

I think he's like a gay meme at this point. What? Like James Charles? Oh, no. Not like James Charles. Definitely not. It's a bad. That's a bad.

Is James Charles a gay meme? Well, in a way. In some ways, but not a positive one. Oh. I don't know. I don't. No, Troye Sivan is not like that at all. I don't know. I don't. No, Troye Sivan is not like that at all.

I wouldn't mention the two in the same breath. Yeah. No, it's more so that he likes wearing big pants, skinny t-shirts, and showing his little red butt. Yeah, but I love it. Wait, he has a little red butt? I'll be honest. I looked at both videos. Can you pull up the music video?

Troye Sivan. His butt is red? No, he was wearing red undies. Oh, just show it. I mean, his butt at both videos. Can you pull up the music video? Troye Sivan. His butt is red? I know he was wearing red undies. I mean, his butt could be red. I don't know. Rush, Rush. It's Rush, right? Austin, is it Rush? Yeah, yeah, Rush. Is that the one with the butt?

I don't know. Oh, God. That's not Troye Sivan's butt, though. That's the beginning where somebody spanks it. Oh, my. What the heck? That's not his ass. Don't show that. not Troye Sivan's butt, though. That's the beginning where somebody spanks it. Oh, my. What the heck? That's not his ass. Oh, yeah.

Don't show that. Don't show that. But also, no. Oh, that is his ass. Damn, that's a nice ass. No, no, no, no, no, no. That wasn't him, was it? That was his ass, yeah.

Oh, was that him? Look in the corner. That's definitely him, right? Oh, it could be, but he comes into the frame as the camera pans, so he's multiple people. Look at him run. He runs across the seat of him. Oh, it could be, but he comes into the frame as the camera pan. So he's multiple people. Look at him run. He runs across the seat. Oh, oh my God.

I'm just learning that that was him. Bro, you don't even know your. No, it wasn't him. It wasn't him. It wasn't him. You just, you think all gay people look alike. I think all their butts do. I'm pretty sure they, I'm pretty'm pretty sure they show him like that.

They chose that person specifically so it looks like. Oh, I learned a new term. I learned a new gay term from the SNL sketch. What? Blouse. Blouse choice. No, blouse. Okay, what about it?

Tell me, tell me, tell me. What do you think? What gay terminology does blouse refer to? Why, Austin? There's a whole cake right here. You don't need to eat the crumbs off the table. You need to clean up the mess. Okay.

What gay terminology do you think blouse refers to? No, no. Don't put the crumbs back in there. I'm going to still eat the chicken. Fuck. Will is dying. Will, what gay terminology do you think blouse refers to? Blouse is a shirt.

Something to do with your chest. I don't know. Blouse is, I think it refers to like a beard, right? Am I on the right track? Like wearing a blouse. I think it refers to a loose butthole. I'm not saying anything. It's like a blouse.

You're going to have to tell us eventually. As the resident homosexual scholar, let me tell you. Blouse refers to a femme top. Oh. Which is Troye Sivan. A femme top. I learned Troye Sivan was a top, which I support. A femme top.

Fun. Yeah. I mean, he is. Oh, it has nothing to do with the butthole. I really want it to be. Are you okay? No, I'm not fucking okay! I'm watching the Jets.

Oh, shit. How? I got scared. I see them. He's watching it on his phone. Oh, I see it. Dude, if you went into psychosis in that moment and decided to murder all of us, you would. Yeah, you guys wouldn't be able to stop me.

None of us, we couldn't stop you. No, there are not many people that could, really. You would have to try to hold him off for Austin and I to escape. I would probably just be like, hey, it's my birthday. I'd probably kill the three of you and leave him to tell the tale. Really? Marsh? Can I tell the tale? Can we change that in your brain right now? I would like to tell the tale. Really? Marsh. Can I tell the tale?

Can we change that in your brain right now? I would like to tell the tale. I really don't want to die. You're going down. Would you spare me on my birthday? No. He lost it. I'd be like, Will, I haven't fucked enough in this life.

You have. I think you would be the first one to go. No, I literally... I think he would reach over and grab you. If I couldn't fuck, I would kill myself. Jesus Christ. Would you? What?

No, I would not kill myself. Wouldn't either. What the fuck? Last question. If you couldn't fuck, would you kill yourself? Nah, probably not. Well, maybe I'd think about it. Well, let's move on.

What if the Vikings win a Super Bowl after you killed yourself and you missed it? Well, let's move on. What if the Vikings win a Super Bowl after you killed yourself and you missed it? Oh, that's right. Okay, if the Vikings sold the franchise and then... I can't believe

I'm trying to describe reasons for you to live and the... Look, it would put a damper on my life. And the Vikings is one of them. It would put a damper

on my life. So what happened with Troye Sivan? So anyway, so Troye Sivan and Timothee Chalamet copied this video of Troye Sivan. Making fun of his dancing. Making fun of his dancing or whatever.

I watched both of them. That seems crazy because Timothee, like, hear me out. Maybe this is a mean take. Timothee Chalamet is so relevant and I don't think Troye Sivan is relevant. No, Troye Sivan had the gay song of the summer in Rush. The funniest part about it is that they actually refer to that in the sketch where they say, well, honey, Troy Sivan is gay famous, which is different. Like you.

I don't know if Austin's gay famous. I do get recognized more at gay bars than I do in other places. By the way, I got recognized today by somebody at the Abbey. What did they call you? It was a straight woman. bars than I do in other places. Yeah. So I think I am. By the way, I got recognized today by somebody at the Abbey. What did they call you? It was a straight woman. It was a straight woman who they're usually always Hasanabi heads to. She's from Washington, D.C.

And she was freaking out. And she opens up her phone, swear to God, opens up her notepad. And it says celebrity crushes. And down on the list it says austin show if he was straight that's crazy to have a list on your phone in case no she she put it on there and she was wonderful so i bought the whole table drinks oh yeah that's nice yeah i did i did and and um it was amazing and had she not had that in there, I would have fucking never talked to her again. Yeah, you would have been like, ew.

But anyway, so Troye Sivan and Troye Sivan, Timothee Chalamet, I saw both the videos. Both are hot. So this leads me to... I didn't even watch the whole thing. Yeah, you didn't explain any of it. I feel like I had a stroke. Okay, it's fine.

We're moving on from that. Timothy Charlemagne is hot. Wait, can we not move on? Can I know what happened? I don't know what happened. It was the most innocuous. I watched the sketch. He just made fun of it?

It was the most innocuous sketch ever. It wasn't even making fun of him. It was an SNL sketch that was poorly written and not very funny and not very inflammatory either. And I guarantee you no one's offended.

But it was hot and I watched it. I just wanted to poll Austin because I wanted to see what he would think about it. I watched it on mute. I thought it was hot. And I think all gay people probably thought the same thing. Okay.

I don't like Timothy Chalamet as a famous person, but I watched his videos before he was famous. Wait. About his Xbox controller reviews? No, because he was a child when he was doing those. Oh, I saw those. I've seen those. They're cool. He feels more...

I don't... those. I've seen those. They're cool. He feels more... I don't... Hmm. I know. It sounds like I was saying I was attracted to a child, but I'm not. I was saying... Thank you for clarifying that.

That definitely made it way less weird. I was trying to say... You're disgusting. You know what? I don't like him in any way, shape, or form. Okay, great. You hate him at all stages of life.

I hate Timothee Chalamet. Okay. I'm so excitedhee Chalamet. Okay. I'm so excited for Dune. So here, I, wait, are you being sarcastic or are you being serious? Oh, okay, good. Because I am, I am excited for Dune as well. So, here's what I wanted to ask you guys about. Okay, since, you know, Austin came up with a lot of topics today.

I have one as well. We need to have it, we'll have it. There is a concept on the internet called ugly hot versus hot ugly. You guys have heard of this before? Ugly hot like pugs. Like the dogs? No, like humans.

Okay, after Timothee Chalamet as a child, you've now said a dog is hot. Wait, you think pugs are hot, Kim? No, I think they're so ugly that they're cute. No, it's not like that at all. It's so far outside of what you just said. Pete Davidson. Yes, thank you.

He is a human of pugs. Okay, Jesus Christ. Okay, so Pete Davidson is, by a lot of women's standards, considered ugly hot. Okay. Now, I have the peak ugly hot man, and a lot of people in my community disagree with me on this, but I will ride or die for this. Jeremy Allen White.

Who is that? Yeah, he's ugly hot. I've said that Jeremy Allen White is ugly hot. Yeah, he is ugly hot. However, many in my community are claiming that he's just hot hot. No, he's not. He's ugly hot. He's ugly hot.

What do you guys think? This is how you determine it. Oh my gosh. We should look at people's top 100 sexiest men alive. That'd be fun. Yeah. In the paywall. It just came out.

No, let's look at it here. We don't have fucking any. Not everything. These are my topics. Oh, sorry. I had great topics too. He, uh, this is how you determine it. If he wasn't famous, would you be attracted to him?

Probably not. I think he's attractive. No, he's attractive. I don't think so. I think he's across the board attractive. I just don't think that he's like... She's just laying down. Before we get into this,

is there anybody here at this table that's ugly hot are you no Will shut the fuck up I'm just ugly you're such a bitch Will's having a bad day everybody

we love you I just haven't slept I'm so tired Will look at the way kaya's looking at you there's no way you're ugly she is in heat and she wants you and she won't she actually won't break eye contact with you it's been interesting we have gone from calling pugs hot to you saying kaya wants to fuck will okay um i guess so you don't want to do a list of like ugly hot. No, I'm down. I'd love to. I'm down too.

Okay. Well, I thought maybe we could pull this up. Like a list of ugly hot celebrities. And I want to hear. Is this Google-able? Yeah. Ugly hot celebrities. Okay.

Okay. Wait, wait. Question. No. I'm Pam from the office. Is she hot? No. No. Right? No. I'm Pam from The Office. Is she hot? No. No, right?

No. She's, what's the term? Homely? Oh, my God. Homely is ugly. Does that mean ugly? No, I thought it meant like modest. No, I thought that too because my grandpa used to call my cousin homely.

And then I Googled it and it means like uggo. My mom used to use that term. I wouldn't say. I wouldn't. No, I'm wrong then. That's not what I meant. My grandpa used to be like, Kami's so homely. I don't mean.

I don't mean that she's ugly at all. I think she's like an average, above average looking like attractive person. Some people think she's hot. I don't think she's hot. I think she's like very. I think she's hot i think she's like very um she's like so normal why does homely mean unattractive that's such a weird way to say it i feel like i don't know english is complicated like yeah it's like we have hot at home yeah that's that's how i have always thought that's like we have mcdonald's at home like it's shitty

mcdonald's yeah i think so that'd be unattractive. That's why. No, not like unattractive. I think cute is just the word you're looking for. I think she's modest. That's what I think. I think she's Mormon. She does look Mormon. She could be Mormon.

Or like Angela from The Office. She's also not hot. I think they normed her up a lot though. Like go to the actress and not her as Pam. Yeah, but even I feel like she can't. Just hear me out. Jenna Fisher, that's her name. Jenna Fisher.

Like Anna Kendrick. Do you think Anna Kendrick's hot? Yes. Oh. Yeah, Anna Kendrick's hot, yeah. Oh, wow. And she, okay, Jenna Fisher does look attractive. You're right.

I think she's hot, too. I think all women are beautiful. Thank God you said that. Thank you, Austin. Thank God you said that. Thank you, Austin. Thank you for saying that. I actually feel like, actually, I'm a cunt right now. Why? Because I shouldn't be saying this.

You're bringing down women. You're the one who brought up a woman, yeah. I was just going to do like Adam Driver. Sorry, I'm a problem. To all women across America, Jenna Fisher, I'm sorry. Say it. It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. Hi. It's me. I'm sorry. Say it. It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. Hi. It's me.

I'm the problem. It's me. Okay. I think women are more beautiful than anything. Yeah. That was lame. Thank you Austin. I'm sorry I did that. Thank you. I'm glad that listen you're learning and you're growing and I for years and years and years told me that was okay and then I decided it's not but

let's evaluate some men. Okay. So yeah fuck man pulled that list up 24 hot celebs we can't explain our attraction to which is very odd to say it's an odd title yeah being ugly hot is a gift that only men seem to possess adam driver is like known as the major guy. No, they're just too afraid to say that about women. I don't think there's any, who's an ugly hot woman? I'm not doing that. No,

no, I'm saying like, do you know one? Off the top? No, I know why. Really? I know a few.

Wait, whisper it into my ear. I'm not doing it. Is it me? No. You can't whisper it. Cutie Cinderella. Okay, I think she might have heard that.

Oh, by the way, my mom was at the show last night. I'm just kidding. My mom was at the show last night, and she pulled me aside out of the show. She said, that cutie Cinderella is beautiful. Did she say she's natural as well? Dude, you know what's so funny? What? Every single time one of you ever give me a compliment when I'm dressed up,

like fucking Hassan last night. Hassan's like,'s like you your makeup looks really nice you look good today i mean you always look good but you know that's not how i said it you guys always do that no that's not how i said it that's not how i said it because if you don't say that then you'll be like oh it's because i'm wearing makeup no i specifically said i can't believe you're slandering me i specifically said this is i think out of of the eyeshadow that you use, I think the smoky, it's the gayest compliment I could have ever given you. I literally said, smoky eyeshadow works best. It is my favorite makeup that you wear.

He did say that. I literally said those words. But you were like, you did, you all. I did qualify. I did qualify. Every single one of you were always like, you always look good, but. Because it's true. It's true.

I think it's important to acknowledge that everybody at the baseline looks good like you do. But if I said to you, Austin, you look good today, I wouldn't have to do that. No, I would be like, well, don't I look good every day? Oh. I would have been insecure. I would be thinking about it at night. I'd be like, oh, my God. Like, I think maybe I've fallen off and I don't look as good as I should.

What about the woman from Mad Men? Peggy. No, that's actually who I was thinking of. Wait, the redhead? No, no. She's hot, hot. I was about to say. We know she's hot, hot.

Peggy. Peggy Mad Men. I do not find her attractive at all, and I think she's a Scientologist. Oh. Yeah. Which explains how she has been able to get such incredible roles when this industry. Wait, does Scientology give you good roles in acting? Yeah.

It's kind of the whole point. You guys find attractions so peculiar. No, I want to mention something here. There's a reason why there aren't any ugly hot female celebrities in general it's because women are objectified i'm not saying this to like you know in an austin way in a fake way women are objectified and the the trait that is most valuable especially in hollywood for women is their level of attraction for the most part right Which is why you don't usually see a lot of women that don't fit that standard

in the way that you see a lot of men that do. Yeah, but there all are some women that are just kind of more funky looking, like Anna Taylor Joy or whatever. She's like alien. You think she's ugly hot? She's hot hot. I think she's like alien, but gorgeous.

She's like weird hot. Yeah, it's weird hot. Oh, she's like alien, but gorgeous. She's like weird hot. Yeah, it's weird hot. Oh, that's who you were thinking of. I can think of 10 off the top of my head right now, but she's not a very nice thing to do. I can't. So I'm going to opt out. We're a drama podcast.

I personally- Some might say that Anna Taylor-Joy looks like an alien, and her eyes are way too far apart, and her eyes are way too big, and she's got a giant forehead, and she looks like an alien being her eyes are way too far apart and her eyes are way too big and she's got a giant forehead and she looks like an alien being. I thought, I think she's. She's still gorgeous. Yeah.

But she's gorgeous in an unusual way. Yeah. Oh, okay. So here's another one. Here's another one. I'm not going to sound off. I'm not even agreeing with that one. Yeah.

No, no. A24 staple. The, the chick without the eyebrows. You're talking about Mia Goth. Yes. Some people would say that she looks like she's some kind of monster person. Who would say that? I would never say those things.

Who would say those things? Not you. I would not agree with these statements. Just say Austin is saying those things. I think all these women are so gorgeous, like breathtakingly beautiful. They are, though. That's the thing. That's the thing.

I'm going to be honest. I don't think ugly hot exists. I just think it's unusual hot or unique hot, which is something you typically see in models. Yep. Right? A lot of models would be considered ugly hot. Yes. No, you're absolutely fucking right.

Because they're not a typical brand of hot. They're a unique brand of hot. Yes. Yes. But you wouldn't be like, that's an ugly person. You'd be like, yo, their features are so unusual and beguiling. Yeah. Usually that would be like.

God, that's so fucking good. That is such a great description because sometimes I see models and it's usually this strange looking people. Yes. It's high fashion. It's like the strange looking people that are like, wow, I just want to look at you

because your features are so peculiar. You buck the trend and what we think is- And that's why I don't think ugly hots are good trends. Which is why I'm not a model because I look so good but in the normal way yeah i i like normal like i think okay like jenna fisher for example i feel like she's like such a normal looking human that i like that because it's like it's an obtainable beauty that makes sense compared to like fucking madison beer is just like like i will never look like her even if i tried cutie you look like her no i don't you know what madison beer looks like i don't know who that is austin i will never look like

her even if i join scientology i know what madison beer looks like but she's wearing makeup you're right i'll just put on some makeup i'll be fine beauty no i said what i meant no no no no i you're right you look good with it without makeup but if you were to do your makeup like that you'd look exactly like madison beer not true it's just not how it works it's just not i fundamentally disagree well you haven't tried yet true Put some effort into it. Put some effort into it, Madison. I think Adam Driver's attractive. I think he's good looking conventionally. Well, actually.

That was quick. What just happened to you? I think he'd look good. I think he looks good. I'll take it. Alright, next one. Okay, we're gonna... We'll do a couple. Weekend.

The weekend is just attractive. He's a good looking guy. He's not funky looking at all. Am I wrong? He's good looking. Pete Davidson. I love Pete Davidson. Yeah, Pete Davidson.

I think Pete Davidson is just attractive. They really. They picked some rough photos. That was really mean. Jake Johnson. I think he's just attractive. A lot of Jake Johnson fans out there. Man, it is so easy to be a man.

Have you ever noticed when you walk around... Compared to Madison Beer? There's only one Jenna Fisher. Well, here's the deal. And there's like a hundred Jake Johnson. Hosanna said this a million times. Am I crazy? Hosanna said this a million times. Am I crazy? Hosanna said this a million times, but like as a man,

you can easily just be a seven if you just take care of yourself. Yeah, every man is a seven. Every man is a seven if he just takes a shower, cuts his hair. The one thing that I would say, though, is every man in this category is pretty darn talented. Yeah, but they're also really good looking. My point was that even when you have tremendously talented female actresses, they still clear a standard

that Hollywood has imposed upon them as far as attraction in their physical appearance that men don't necessarily have to clear in the same way. Agreed. like they're in their physical appearance that the, that, that men don't necessarily have to clear in the same way. Agreed. That's, that's the point I was trying to make.

And that's why there aren't as many, like there's like weird hot, I guess kind of, but I wouldn't necessarily say that they're unattractive or like would be considered unattractive in any capacity in the way that like some men used to be especially in old Hollywood

and still are to this day. But as far as ugly hot goes I don't even think Jake I mean I guess Jake Johnson kind of. I think he's just hot.

I don't. Oh. I think he's like very like normal looking. Every man is Every man is hot to me besides Orlando Bloom is extra hot. You find me hot?

He's extra spicy. You are so hot. Thank you so much. I agree. We would be dating if I wasn't gay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Let's look at people's top 100.

I'm excited to see it I'm scared this one seems mean And top 100 will just be excited Hottest sexy Most sexy man alive It was given to Patrick Dempsey A lot of them are older men right oh move go to

place no no place that camp was fire yeah Kaya's in heat right now and she's not doing well there you go she's a good girl how long does dog heat last

fucking a month a month yeah oh my god could you imagine if human heat lasted that long but it's not even know what normal human heat feels like well i know because i'm a man and i would never know so here's the thing with with dog heat cycle with the dog heat cycle it's like a four-week process and i can't take her to the dog park. I can't take her around like intact male dogs. Wait, why isn't she neutered yet or spayed yet? She's too young.

Oh. I need to wait because I need her to develop because she's a big dog. And if you neuter them too early, if you spay big dogs or neuter big dogs too early, they might have uh complications later on in their lives like hip dysplasia and stuff like that they're more prone which is why i have to wait for her to go through her first heat cycle and um hopefully the next one will be a year from now in which case i will have spayed her by then so perfect i never want to deal with this ever again it's sad no she's fine it's just like

she's a little annoying uh she's been a piss monster this entire time she pissed like 17 times inside the house she peed yesterday she was marking the house uh she was marking the house because for the first time ever because this is apparently something that dogs do when they're in heat. Normally, female dogs don't. Put the sign up. I'm ready to fuck. Yeah, normally, female dogs don't mark. This house?

There's some fucking going on. Yeah, exactly. We got to make sure Farley never. I do the same thing when I'm in heat. Do you really? You're peeing everywhere? I piss all over my house. Wow.

I'm pissed all over this house. How long does your heat last? Okay, there's a click right there. The list is right here. I've been over my house. Wow. I'm pissed all over this house. How long does your heat last? Okay, there's a click right there. The list is right here. I've been in heat for 15 years. Update November. The poll results are in. There it is.

Who's that guy all the way on the left? Oh, I love Harry Styles. Who's the guy all the way on the left? All right, let's take a look at the people's sexiest man alive. Reader's choice poll results. The fact that none of us are on this list is a blasphemy. It is obscene that we were not. I think we would.

James Marsden? I think if they knew us, we'd make the list. Look at the runner-ups. Sexiest TV star. Here, you can show it, right? James Mardsen. There were no shortage of adorable guys to spend time with on your couch this year, including, right from the top,

Jeremy Allen White of the Bear, Will Sharp of White Lotus, and Quincy Isaiah of Winning Time. I never saw Winning Time. Can you control scroll up so we can zoom in a little bit? Why would you watch a show about the Lakers? Because I love basketball.

Do you? Yeah. Since when? I grew up in a basketball house. Both of my brothers are basketball coaches. Did you know this? I did not basketball coaches. Did you know this? I did not know this. Did you know this?

I played basketball. It's actually very shocking. You've never mentioned this in the entire time we've been talking about sports and other. We only talk about football. Okay. You're a basketball girl. Who's your team? Utah Jazz?

No. That's crazy. I like the Denver Nuggets. What? Why? Why? Because they just won. No. I just always liked Denver Nuggets. What? Why? Why? Because they just won. No. I just always liked the Nuggets. They're my dad's team.

Aww, that's sweet. That's so sweet. I hate basketball. I don't fuck with any sports. I do like LeBron though. I'm a shameless LeBron dick rider. I think you could be converted to liking sports.

No, I couldn't. He's just not trying. The only way he could be converted to liking professional sports is if he was on a team. 100%. Really? Will is absolutely correct. He could only ever root for himself.

Really? Yeah. I don't care about... Sounds like a weird psychological issue. No, I don't only root for myself in general, but I just can't find myself like getting invested in why don't you buy a team in in yeah and i don't buy a team and then change their name to the communists i don't i love i love playing sports like i i love i love competition

i love getting physical i love getting active i love basketball i play basketball for two hours in the sun earlier today but you you don't like watching team sports. But I just can't fucking get myself to watch. What's your least favorite sport? To watch? Just to be. He's never watched a sport. I don't really watch it at all.

The one that I find to be tolerable, I guess, is basketball because I at least know. So you're not going to enjoy when you go to a football game with Will? No. Unless I drink a lot. For friendship, though. I will go for friendship, yes. Yeah, and hot dogs. When the Jets are in the Super Bowl.

I got an idea. Allah. Hold on. Will, you take him to a Jets game. I'll take him to a Vikings game. By the end of it, we'll see who's a fan of which team. You think he'll have more fun in Minnesota

than he will in New York City. Okay. Are you high? No, you have to stay next to the stadium. That's the rule. In New York City. No, but the stadium is in East Rutherford, New Jersey. You got to stay there.

Which is 20 minutes from Manhattan. You can't go in Manhattan. You got to stay next to the stadium. Well, I mean, I'm still, you're still losing that. We'll stay right next to the stadium. You're still losing that because, like, I'm way more comfortable in New Jersey. That's like my hood.

Also a Muslim head coach. Yeah, exactly. A lot of Muslims in Minneapolis. Okay. Okay. I didn't know where Minneapolis is. That's like my hood. Also a Muslim head coach. Yeah, exactly. A lot of Muslims in Minneapolis. Okay. I didn't know where Minneapolis is. It's true. There's a high population. It doesn't change the reality that no Muslim head coach. No Muslim head coach. That's true. Who was being

shamelessly slandered. Can we do a little bit of politics? Just a little bit. Not real politics, but a little bit. There was someone on Twitter that was yelling at the Jets head coach claiming that because he had the Lebanese flag that they were like automatically like, you hate Israel and that you're a bad person and you love terrorism, which is just racism, really. That's just the very Islamophobic thing, especially because it was the NFL for the month, right?

NFL was allowing people. Also, I would say per capita, the Jets probably have the most Jewish fans of any football team because of where they're located. That is also probably true. Them and the Giants. Oh, and probably now the Rams. Rams are a new team, though.

Rams don't count because it's L.A. Yeah. So nobody cares. Nobody cares. No one in the Los Angeles actually gives a shit. L.A. fans suck, don't they? I mean, it depends on what sport. They're good Lakers fans.

Dodgers, too, I think. My God, their football is just, it's all, every game I've been to is like an away game for the home team. Specifically for the Chargers. It's always, it's all, every game I've been to is like an away game for the home team. Specifically for the Chargers. It's always an away game. It's like people that are vacationing or like from out of town. Yeah. Yeah.

That's not, or people that are originally from like Denver or whatever. Yeah. That live in LA now, but they're still rude for the Denver team. So let's get back to the people. Sexiest TV star, James Martin. Sexiest TV star. Congratulations, James. Okay.

What do we think about that? Is that good? Sexiest blockbuster. Who would be your pick? Oh, my God. Cillian Murphy. Two seconds. Really?

So hot. Marsh said this. Guys, he's so hot. Look up Cillian Murphy and just like look him up. Not that photo. He got thin for this. Isn't it Cillian Murphy? I don't know. Is that the guy that did Oppenheimer? I call him Cillian Murphy and just like look him up. Not that photo. He got thin for this. And isn't it Cillian Murphy? I don't know.

Is that the guy that did Oppenheimer? I call him Cillian. Or the top guy. Oh my God. Yeah, no, he is hot. He's very hot. In Peaky Blinders. He's kind of ugly hot though. No, in Peaky Blinders.

For this one, I'm going to be honest. They picked a bad photo of him, but Michael B. Jordan clears this. Yeah. Michael B. Jordan. Have you seen Michael B. Jordan's body lately? Actually, you're not wrong. Michael B. Jordan is gorgeous. You. Michael B. Jordan. Have you seen Michael B. Jordan's body lately? Actually, you're not wrong. Jordan is gorgeous. You're actually a good, solid pick.

But if I had to marry. Oh, fuck, marry, kill. God damn it. God damn it. He's sexy. Yeah. What are we even talking about? What the fuck are we doing?

I'm still marrying Cillian. That's fucking inappropriate. He is so hot. That is dumb that he didn't win. Thank you. I'm sorry to Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, I agree. Racism.

Chris Hemsworth is like, meh. Yeah, he's kind of... Okay, okay. I'm over him. No, he's not meh. Just another... William Murphy is so hot. Another muscular white man.

Chris Hemsworth is in incredible shape as well. He's not meh at all. Okay, everyone has to choose one person. If you saw him in the real world, if he walked up to you and was like, cutie, I fucking love you. Shows. I fucking love you. Yeahows. I fucking love you.

Yeah, you would be shattered. You would literally piss your pants. I wouldn't. You'd be like, karma is an Australian. Yeah. If Cillian Murphy did that, I would piss my pants. Well, Cillian Murphy is also hot, and he's Irish. Scroll down.

All right, scroll down. So hot. Sexy. Yeah! I'm going to be honest. This is such bullshit. No, the fuck no. This is bullshit.

This is bullshit. This is bullshit. This is bullshit. Bullshit. Joe Burrow is the one that I would have chosen without a doubt. Look at Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow is like, he's got villain vibes. Are you kidding me?

Look at him. Nick Bosa. Because he looks like a twink. Yeah. Nick Bosa, who is not on the list because he's canceled, but is Nick Bosa. I was an asshole at first. Show Austin you know what Nick Bosa looks like. And I said Travis Kelsey wasn't attractive, but he's grown on me. You know what Nick Bosa looks like? Yeah, I know Bosa, who is not on the list because he's canceled, but it's Nick Bosa. I was an asshole at first. Show Austin you know what Nick Bosa looks like. And I said Travis Kelsey wasn't attractive, but he's growing on me.

You know what Nick Bosa looks like? Yeah, I know Bosa. You don't think he's hotter? You don't think he clears? Nick Bosa? Nick Bosa? Yes. Clears Travis Kelsey?

Everybody clears. Pull up Nick Bosa. Everybody on this list clears Travis Kelsey. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. No, show images first. Yeah, click on like a decent photo. What a youth. Oh, definitely. No, show images first. Yeah, click on like a decent photo. What a unit.

Oh, my God. What a unit. That's a big belly button. I'll say it. That's a man right there. That's a man. That's a man. Travis Kelsey looks corn-fed in a very good way,

but Nick Bosa clears, in my opinion. Well, Travis won, so. Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder why Travis Kelsey won this. Dude, I think this is completely wash, and won, so. Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder why Travis Kelsey won this. Dude, I think this is completely wash, and it's wrong. Look up Notre Dame's quarterback. This kid out of college, he looks like a superhero. Oh, my God.

That's awesome. Look at this guy. Oh, my gosh. He's so fucking hot. I watch Notre Dame games just because this guy is so hot. Oh, my gosh. He's so fucking hot. I watched Notre Dame games just because this guy is so hot. Oh, my God. It's weird. Yeah, he does look like a cartoon.

What the fuck? He looks like the Giga Chad. Yeah, yeah, he looks like the Giga Chad. He looks like if you put me through a beauty filter. Actually, look at that. That is after four quarters of football and he takes his helmet off. I look like fetal alcohol syndrome when I take a helmet off. God, look at him.

Yeah. That photo is so stupid. Also. Oh yeah. We can't see because it's under the. Oh my gosh. This guy. We all agree.

That's the hottest athlete. Yeah. I think, I think that's the hottest person. I don't even think we need to do the list. That's the hottest person, said Austin. We don't need to do the list anymore. There's 100 on this list, Katie. We're going through 13.

We're going through each category, dumbass. Oh my God. Excuse me. Sorry, it's your birthday. Just because you make me a dick cake, you think you can talk down to me on my birthday? No, on your birthday. All right, next.

Oh, I agree. I agree. Wait, what the fuck? Who's number two on this birthday? No, on your birthday. All right. All right. Next. Oh, I agree. I agree. Wait, what the fuck? Who's number two on this list? Is that Tim McGraw? What the fuck is happening on this list? Is that Future? Harry Styles is so hot.

What is this list? Wait, hold on. They just do this for clicks. Yeah. People are mad because Harry Styles shaved his hair. Like completely? Okay. Can I just say something? Is he bald? This list is so stupid. Like bald Like completely? Okay, can I just say something?

Like is he bald? This list is so stupid. Like bald or like... No, this is just a gotcha list. I'm realizing that this is the dumbest list of all time. Wait, show me Harry Styles' hair. Show me just more of Harry Styles every day, please. Did he get his buzz cut?

There's his buzz cut. Oh. Oh, he's so hot. Oh, boy. I mean, he... He's hot with the buzz cut oh he's so hot oh boy i mean he he caught with the buzz cut he also has a little alopecia what what are you talking about it's he's not hot with the buzz cut well that that's what i would look like with a buzz cut a little over anyway this list is fucking dished over tim mcgraw over bad bunny like what are you fucking nuts? Harry Styles and I are. Yeah, Bad Bunny's hot. Bad Bunny is hot and probably would have won this out of the four that is here. But there's, like, way sexier.

I feel like there's way sexier music. I can't think of any. Zayn Malik is hotter than most of these people. Yeah, but when did he sing? He's not singing currently. That's right. He's not. No, he didn't stop singing.

He's done. He's never singing again. He stopped singing. Yeah, he stopped singing. Okay, sexiest't stop singing. He's done. He's never singing again. He stopped singing. Yeah, he stopped singing. Okay, sexiest morning show host. I have no idea who Mark McCullough is. Oh, this is bullshit. Wait, is that George Stephanopoulos?

Okay. What the fuck? Okay, we don't even need to look at this. This is clickbait. Why do you hate George Stephanopoulos? I don't hate him. Look at how ugly these fucking hosts are. What are you, crazy?

No, Nate Burleson. Mario Lopez? Like, what are we doing? What are we doing here? Nate Burleson? Come on. Okay, keep going. Nate Burleson should have won this one.

Sexiest grandpa. Yeah. Pierce Morgan versus who the fuck are these other grandpas? Is that Al Roker? What is this? Just nice guy competition? Yeah. Wait, Al Roker's good.

Okay, Pedro Pascal, yes. Dog dad? Yes. Okay. I like how he's the only one in the category. Funny guy? What? That's-

Baffling. That's crazy. What is happening? What about that stand-up comedian that's like fucking super hot? The white kid. Oh, Matt Rife. Yeah, Matt Rife.

Oh my God, you knew immediately. Also, I would say- That's suspicious. Who's the guy who was- Who doesn't know Matt Rife. Yeah. Matt Rife. Oh, my God. You knew immediately. Also, I would say, who's the guy who went from Silicon? So sexy. Oh, my God. Wait, wait. Go to the one to the left. This is a thirsty episode.

Jesus Christ. He's a very good looking dude. For sure. Jesus. Yeah. Fuck. Holy shit. We should go see him.

Oh, yes. Let's go see him. Let's get front row tickets. This is like one of those dudes. Did we get backstage passes? If we got front row, I would literally be shy, I think. This is one of those dudes that I just like, I hate him. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We need to do a Patreon segment that probably will never happen where Cutie and I just go on these like adventures, like girl trips. Okay. Here's another thing that you're never going to do for the top tier subscribers.

We could. We could. we could, we could. When you do 10 episodes of White Hat Karen, we can do something else. White Hat Karen is a segment. This will replace White Hat Karen. Okay, well, do one first. You kind of got killed

at your own segment too. People at Name Your Price were saying this. They were coming up and they're like, you are the White Hat Karen. Multiple people said this. Whoa.

Yeah, I was piercing my lips, too. Whoa. I mean, they're kind of not wrong. Look, you know what? Sometimes a rookie quarterback can come into a game and have a great game. But, you know. I mean, he knows that better than anybody else. You got to look at the record, really.

You got to look at the stat sheet, you know. I don't know, man. I don't know. Like I said, I make six figures a year in getting money back. We've just never seen that in the segment. Look, folks. It's like, oh, dude, you can throw bangers at training, but when it's for the Super Bowl, you're fucking fumbling.

Well, hold on. I just want to make a note. Will only got partial refund at that moment. Had you given me the time and the space. What did you're fucking fumbling. Well, hold on. I just want to make a note. Will only got partial refund at that moment. Had you given me the time and the space. What did you get? Hold on. Excuse me. Can you answer my question?

Had I had ample time, I would have owned the Resort World Hotel. What do you mean? You had so much time. I'm serious. I would have owned the Resort World Hotel. I would have renamed it to the Show Hotel. All right? And none of this would have ever

happened. Nobody would ever be stuck in an elevator. Alright? Alright? Okay. Sexy as Ken. That's stupid. That's a stupid one. Sexy as new dad. Tom Hiddleston had a baby? Wait, Daniel Radcliffe had a baby? Daniel Radcliffe should have won

this one. I don't think any of these guys are hot. I'm looking at this list. Okay, this is, oh my God. Are you kidding me? The Twinks got shafted in this fucking TikTok bullshit. I don't know. Who's the first guy? Josh Richards should have won.

And the top guy, too. Okay, sexiest podcast host. That feels like nepotism. Okay, this is ridiculous. Wait, who the fuck? Does that guy have a podcast? Taylor be really funny if he didn't and they just gave him sexiest podcast i thought it was his wife's podcast wait look up taylor taylor lautner's podcast how many do we get more views than taylor

lautner's podcast? Most likely. I think so. Most definitely. The squeeze. Most definitely. Yeah, they need some help. Yeah, it says Taylor Lautner who hosts the squeeze. Oh, we clear them so hard. Oh, my God. We didn't even get fucking nominated. Dude, we clear them so hard.

This is bullshit. This is on you guys. This is for men, so I'm sorry. I'm sorry you didn't get nominated for sexiest podcast host. Whoa, Marsh, chill. They do, though. Their podcast sucks. I'll say it.

The thing is this. This is because what's happened in media is like the mainstream media monster has not, like, the money is still feeding it, but the people are watching digital, and they haven't been able to yeah so they're just trying to like fucking out here you're spear they're trying to spear dick fucking mainstream media talent into this new medium into this new medium and it's failing but they're still like trying to keep it alive by going like this is the hottest podcast i was like get the fuck out of here guy you're streaming due to this is john krasinski doing anything

what what is he doing right now? I'm pissed. People Magazine, you're out of touch. I said it. This was the worst list of all time, I think. Just list in general? Yeah. Out of all lists, including all the BuzzFeed lists. You could have ended it, the quarterback from Notre Dame. Yeah, we could have.

We could pull him back up. Why are you guys trying to see him again? QD, what's... Weirdly. We should see if Matt Rife's coming on tour. I'm serious. Can you look it up? Let's just, like, see.

Yeah, I'll just look. Will you come to Oregon with me if he's there? Rife. This guy's hot. Tour dates. He looks crazy. Done. Oh, Hollywood.

11th through the 24th wait right now I don't know what month it is oh he is here November 22nd oh my god where am I wait it's Thanksgiving why are you getting gayer no I don't know oh my god where am I

we can't go it's Thanksgiving let's skip it Oh, my God. Where am I? Oh, my God. We can't go. Oh, fuck. It's Thanksgiving. Oh, fuck it. Let's skip it. It's Thanksgiving. We can't skip Thanksgiving for Matt Rife. I'm hosting my family's Thanksgiving this year. Wow.

Yeah, I'm having 33 people at my house. Me too. Really? I always host Thanksgiving. Can I come to your Thanksgiving? No. Okay. Let's just say I didn't have a place to go.

No gays allowed. No. You know why you are not welcome at my family gatherings anymore? No. Because first of all, last time you were at a family gathering that you were invited to, you came two hours late. You came with 14 people. Okay.

Hassan made them sit on the pavement for. No, you did. He's joking. Let's not talk about it. All right, on that note, this is the end of the episode. We're going to the paywall. We're going to make Cutie Cinderella

watch the Meat Canyon video. I'm already nervous that I'm going to get canceled for being a superficial asshole, and I just want everyone to know it was just for entertainment. Also, I'm very attracted to my boyfriend, for any stalkers out there being like, she was saying that about Cillian Murphy

and Matt Rife and... Ludwig clears Matt Rife. And she doesn't want to fuck me, okay? get shy around ludwig and i don't want to fuck austin wait do people think that no one has ever no one thinks that no one has thought that wait what what how did austin get involved in this he just wants to be yes i am sexually attracted to austin show and it's bad And I don't know what to do about it. Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her in a purple dress

with Speak Now lyrics. Unbelievable. Come on. And, and, and, let me put it this way. I told you about that, Brittany. I told you about Mahomes. She had her moment.

Imagine being one of the least popular girls for good reason. You're a jerk. And then this angel comes down from on high and gives you the divine spark and is like, moment imagine being one of the least popular girls for good reason you're a jerk yeah and then this angel comes down from on high and gives you the divine spark and is like you're a cool girl now you're a cool here do our dance and then you fuck it up within the week yeah why do you think kim kardashian hired you why do you think because she's petty as shit what's happening to me