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Episode Date: December 1, 2025

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slash yes. Terms and conditions apply. Okay, I'm back in. I'm back in. I'm back in. I'm back in. No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop! Hey! Maybe it's because no one of your goddamn life knows how to cook. Have you ever thought about that? What is, what is the face you're making? It just, it's a little flat. Oh, yeah. You just opened it. I know, it's a little flat.

I just, it's, I think maybe it's expired. That's what they said about me in high school. I don't. Oh, no, you have, never mind. They said you expired? You have beautiful breasts. No, I'm flat. That makes way more sense.

That's what I thought, too. Oh, wait, that's what I said to me now. Yeah, I thought they called you trash girl. No, no, they called me stage five. Yeah. Oh, yeah, stage five. They also called her special ed at one point, right? Yeah, they did.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast. We're all back together. We're here in the United States of America, which I have discovered is the greatest country on earth. Wow. That's an interesting. Coming back, I realized, you know what? We're the greatest ever.

But there were so many places in China that resembled Portland, Oregon. According to you, you were. Yes, the only thing in common with Portland, Oregon in China was the rain. Yeah. Oh, okay. Because you kept pointing to everything and going, this is just like the Pacific Northwest. I know we aren't the best on paper.

But I feel we're the best. I like the Pacific Northwest. No, I'm just making it up for all you wokeies out there. What are you? Austin has been carrying. He's really battling. Austin spent 14 days with my chat.

Yeah, he's traumatized. Yep. I actually got offered to speak at the Republican National Convention. Austin is turning. Austin is turning. He's still gay, but he's F slurs for Trump. Yeah. No, it's just, I've been trying to explain to people. It's just like, in my chat as well. This is why I always yell at them. And I've been yelling at them for the past eight years. It's just like be fucking normal every now and then. But they think like every, every minor inconvenience or what they perceive to be a microaggression or an attempt at a joke is the most major slight against the entire swaths of the population.

So the majority of that, the majority of the audience isn't like that. We have coined a term cutie for these people that just do those things and they're called Nebraska chatter. Yes. Okay. And the reason we coined it is we determined that this type of person is doing a lot of weightlifting here. This was a, this was an Austin spec. Yeah. So basically a chatter that like lives in Nebraska and they've never been outside of Nebraska.

Not because I feel like I kind of created a monster there because day one, I noticed you were a little out of shape with the chat. And I was like, sometimes you just got to yell at them. and it started with you... Oh, no. Like, the progression of it was like, at first you'd be like, what a ridiculous thing to say. Four, five, six, butt crusher. Like, this is a, say...

By the end of the trip, Austin was just unprompted would go, fuck you! Shut up, fuck you! And we'd be like, who are you even talking to? What did they say? We'd be at dinner, cameras are off. And Austin would be reminiscing about, like, a thing that someone had said and how mad it had made him.

So angry. Yeah, it's not... By the way, ladies and gentlemen, we're joined by a special guest today. That's right. Cudy Cinderella. Yeah. She's back. Nice to be here.

Nice to be here. Cutie, we got you gifts in China. Well, all the way from China? Well, the flowers are not from China. Wow. I got you a Chinese gift. I did get you a Chinese gift. Yeah, well, let's, well, why don't you go first?

You want me to go first? Yeah. I'll go first. I don't even buy these. I got you flowers, and then I know one of your favorite things is, caramel corn. So I got you Schmore Carmelcorn. And the next time I see you,

I couldn't find it because I haven't unpacked my bags, but I got you a Disney Pop Mart as well in China. Wow. That's so nice. I, on the other hand, didn't get you something from Disney or Pop Mart. I got you something that is incredibly memorable and

once in a lifetime. Oh, okay. We went to Tandon Square. Oh, boy. Which is, according to our tour guide, Sally. Is this The ultimate Paginger, yes, our tour guy Sally said that one, it's the dream of one point, one point four billion Chinese to go to Tammuz Square, right? Okay. That's how many people are in China. And if you recall, we've had a previous conversation about who's more iconic of a figure?

Taylor Swift. And you had said Taylor Swift, but it is actually Mao Zedong, which is why I got you a pin of Mao Zedong, the founding father. Oh my God. The People's Republic of China. It's what she always wanted. They probably sell Taylor Swift pins. They do not. If this is your anecdotal evidence.

They do not anecdotal? Did you say antidote? I don't know. You mean anecdotal? I don't know the words. Anadote is to cure poison. Antidotal evidence. I'll be honest.

Anecdotal evidence. That's the one. They definitely have Taylor Swift pins in China. She's right, you know. I don't think they have Taylor's with pins in China. They do. Thank you, though. I won't be ungrateful.

He's got a great profile. Well, that's a beautiful gift I got you a gift also Oh, is a sticker No, it's not I was out shopping You guys know this is positive reinforcement For me not to go on trips with you

If you'd come back and give me treats No, I think it's... No, I think it's... My mom used to do this when she'd go on trips And like cheat on my dad Then she'd come back and give his presents My mom cheated on your dad? Yeah

It was crazy I didn't know until she died And then I found that out Really? Yeah, I said my mom cheat on my dad Oh your mom Oh yeah your mom is one who she didn't know until after she died oh my god and then i one day wondered i was like why did

they get divorced and i called my sister i was like why did mom and dad get divorced and she's like girl mom was a hoe and i was like what the hell oh no and i can't talk to her she's dead but also get it you know yeah i think well i think i don't think so was she was married and yeah no that's not right but she's dead so she's right yeah he's trying to be political yeah anyway yeah what did i support her Okay, I'll tell you. I got you a nice little purse. Oh my God. Wait, wait, what?

That's actually a cute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is a shocking revelation. A good gift from Austin. Did Christian pick it out? No, no, no, no. He was hustling me along. I said, no, I need to take my time.

And I... That's cute. picked out this gift. Yeah. It's a perfect size. Yeah, I thought it was a cute little bag. Yeah. You'd have to find an outfit to match it, but I...

That's cute. Yeah. Oh, and it buckles and everything. Austin, this is shocking. shocking. Thank God, he says. We didn't even know. Like,

we didn't, like, coordinate this at all. No, I went, I went, you're the only person I got a gift for, actually. Really?

Yeah, when I left, when I left, well, you know, I got them chopsticks. Do you need to, like used ones? No.

I just, I don't know. They don't, they don't, they don't, we're not the best givers. Do you need to re-gift? The only, I just keep giving people Chinese cigarettes. Oh,

I have so many Chinese cigarettes from, yeah, from Austin purchasing them, really. Yeah. For the most part, I picked up smoking in China. He did, yeah, I thought it was cool. That'll be good for your polyps.

I think we need to, yeah, I think we need to bring back smoking. Okay, you know, why is that? We're all going to fucking die anyway. That's real. It's real. But I think dying of lung cancer is particularly horrific. Yeah. But maybe.

No, but this is. Maybe I need a quicker exit. This is a five-head play because he knows how he'll die now, so it's not. He's less careful. Obviously, don't smoke. totally not cool why is it you said that in a way

that made it sound like smoking is very cool I'm sure somebody's in the chat like smoking's bad as they hit their vape yeah it is really funny that you just you did purchase like

10 packs and did you don't smoke at all he smoked one oh you did I smoked one yeah did you like it at the forbidden palace I liked it until I

to inhale it. Right. You know, I put it in my mouth a little bit. I was like, man, I started smoking.

I was like, man, I'm so cool. Wait, I didn't, I missed this part. I saw someone light up a cigarette,

but I didn't see you. No, I saw people, people started to look at me like, wow, look at him. People thought you were too cool. No,

they saw me. They thought you were choking to death when you were going, Cah, yeah. Famously, no one smokes in China, so everyone was like,

wow, look at that one guy who's smoking. Is that a white man Smoking? I don't know. I thought it looked pretty cool. Yeah, okay.

Okay. Honestly, cutie, if you were able to overcome your fear of flight and one day make it to China, you would literally be the rarest type of species that they've ever encountered, though, like the,

the whitest. Yeah, the whitest of white. There was no Mormons there. There definitely was no Mormons there. There's just no white people there either for the most part. You guys are white? Well,

yeah. I'm Middle Eastern. Yeah, they thought we were Russian. Like, they, really? Yeah, every time we like, especially once we left Shanghai. Uh-huh. Because like Shanghai, there's like a lot of, there's Westerners there. Yeah.

But when you went- A lot of folks thought I was Chinese. It's true. You know what? You kind of look more Chinese. Thank you. You do look more Chinese right now. I don't think so.

You're giving Jackie Chan. Am I missing something? I think it's your hair. You have to go. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

Once you're there for a while, you start to see through. Yeah. You just start to speak. You start to see deeper levels of Chinese is beyond what you. Like randomly, throughout the day, I'll just be like, Shia, Shia, Sia, Laoban. Yeah. It's just crazy.

I was dropping that. Yeah, I was dropping that. Do you guys feel like you bonded or do you feel like you worked the whole time? Both. Yeah. So do you like each other more now or less? I love them both so much. We had, honestly, we had such a, the laughter was so amazing.

and then why does it feel like you're like chat GBT so much no no it was it was good I laughed so much

you know who I bonded with a ton at the end of the trip was Ethan Nestor I don't know if you guys know Ethan we were gone

yeah yeah you were you were he went to a blast yeah he went to

he went to Japan bonded with everybody but us well I thought you guys spent yeah I don't think

I don't think we've maxed out in our friendship like I don't think we much maxed yeah your Sims bar of friendship is

full Yeah. I don't think we can like bond further. It's just, you know, it just is. But it was a lot of work for sure. There were, you know, we were streaming. You're streaming so much. Every waking moment of every day pretty much. We faced adversity. We had to overcome it. Yeah. We got arrested, thrown in prison. Yeah. I don't think that happened. Well, according to Newsweek and maybe some other not so reputable outlets, they made it seem like we did. It was a great trip. It was a blessed trip. It was a press trip. privilege to be able to take a trip like that. That's right. And to discover a country that I had so many, so much at a time I felt so negatively about. Right.

Because as China being the number one adversary for the United States, I, and I love my country. I really do. Are you doing a trauma? Is this just you now what's happening? They've bled together. This is how he is. Like, it's not even, this is just how he's forever. I really shouldn't.

I really shouldn't like China, but I did. He just acts like he's running for governor all the time. I don't know why. But, yeah, no, I think it was a great country. Yeah, a great country. But enough about us, cutie, what have you been up to? You were on a two-week vacation away from us, which was probably so amazing. No, she hated it.

I was so, I was sad. I did have FOMO one night. One night. I was kicking my feet laughing and giggling. You had FOMO, and that was so cute. I was like, oh my God, she misses us. Okay, Bill. Okay, okay.

And I was kicking my feet laughing and giggling and watching you guys. And then the next day, I'm on TikTok kicking my feet laughing and giggling because I see a clip of you guys. And I opened the comments because I was like, that was very clever of Austin. I wonder if they caught that because he said something very clever and I wanted to see the comments caught it. He had not said something clever. He did something very clever. And I was like, who did they catch that? I don't remember.

What was the thing that he said? But I opened up. They probably didn't catch it. I opened up the comments, and there were so many strays that were like, thank God, Cuddy didn't come to China. I was like, what did I do to deserve this on a Tuesday? No. It was crazy.

Cuddy, welcome to the comments section. I know. My God. Yeah, I've been there before. Turns out it sucks. Don't go there. They hate all of us. Yeah. Yeah.

Guys, you don't have to watch it. No, I know. I'm like, click out, girl. Like, go away. Also, think about it this way. You could have enjoyed the Austin Show experience, which was. Oh, yelling about chatters even up until this very moment. I still yell at them.

I wake up yelling in the middle of the night sometimes. Nebraska. To be honest, though. So you got Nebraska chattered. Will, what's the pettiest reason you've requested money? Ooh. When Austin upgraded our hotel or sorry, his hotel room with the fear and funds. God damn it, Hassan.

Will was going to, he's the improv guy. He would have come up with something better. Wow. I think that's pretty good. I think that might be a petty. recently. Anyway, which we will be using the cash app application. That's right. I will be sending them the money back from

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Yeah. Yeah, so I'm a little lost in the sauce right now, but, you know, I'll get out. But you go, this happens every year, right? This happens. Every streamer awards. Every streamer awards. This is our fourth streamer awards together.

Fifth streamer awards. Oh, as this podcast? Four. No, fifth, we, maybe fourth. Fourth. Fourth. I don't know. And then it happens and it's amazing and then it passes and then we celebrate.

Yeah. Right? Yeah, but it's bad right now. Yeah, we need to farm drama at the streamer awards so we can boost juice our numbers after because the post-streamer awards podcast is always a banger. I don't want it. Don't worry. I'm going to do drama.

Don't worry. Don't, against your will. Don't do drama. I'm going to go up there and pull a Kanye West Taylor Swift situation. Okay. I love it. I haven't decided on who yet. Do you need me to streak naked across the state?

That'd be awesome. Yeah, we'll pull agro. We'll pull agro from you. I'll just, I don't know. We need a stunt. We need a stunt. I just, I just, I, I know it's optional. It is volunteer work.

I do not have to do this passion project of mine. But my goodness, gee whiz, does it sure get overwhelming a little bit sometimes? And I have no space to complain about it since it's volunteer work. But my God. Are you? Am I tired? It's almost over, though. It's almost over.

It's almost over. Well, it's almost done. I have a new, I have a new, I have weird OCD around it this year. I have weird OCD. Like to the point that I can't even, I can't even talk about. I'll have to tell you guys off the camera. Yeah. But tell us after.

Yeah, it's just like I'm like, I'm mentally unstable and unwell. So you haven't missed out on much for me. It's okay. Well, we're here to support you. You're not talk about it at all. You're mentally unstable and mentally unwell, which is very different than the normal context of around us. Yeah. So this is, oh, so you're at baseline.

But it's like a level where, like, I'm so comfortable talking about, like, my mental illness on, like, Twitch or on, you know, podcasts all the time. Because I think it's good to sometimes hear somebody else say it out loud. And then you have that moment where like, oh, my God, I'm not alone. But it's, like, at a point where it's, like, so dark that I'm, like, or so heavy that I don't even feel comfortable to talk about. Like bigger and badder every year? No. I mean, yeah. I mean, I think it's...

Because you're definitely not phoning it in. No, I'm not phoning it in for sure. But I am like... I'm definitely learning that I will never make everybody happy ever. Right, right. And that's something that I'm like coming to terms with. That's separate than like... Making it better?

Yeah, feeling like you need to improve it every year. I'll always feel like I need to improve it. And some of that stuff is in my control and some of it is not in my control. Right. Like if I get a really like cheesy strain, like integration that has to happen because of whatever. I'm kind of just like, well, you know, like there's only so much I can do there. Or if I get like a like, you know, or if I get drama that happens because X,

well, there's almost like going to there. Is there any level of it that you can like start to automate in going into year six where like you've settled on a process and you can just do that? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think this year I have a producer that's very like the most equipped that I've ever had. And so that's helped me a ton And him experiencing it this year

Will help me a lot with next year So at least there's that But you know It's definitely a learning curve And but I do I want to be I want to intentionally be much more hands off I'm so tired of being like

I say this like the Grammys Everyone gets pissed at the Grammys But there's no Mr. Grammy to point your finger at I don't want to be Mrs. Streamer Awards I don't you can be mad at streamer awards But stop being mad at Kitty Cinderella Like I know I know that's like a weird thing to say, and I'm

going to figure out how to make that distance. I'll take the heat for you. Yeah, so if you guys are mad, send it to Austin. I would crumble. You would crumble. Yeah, no, Austin's show is responsible for all of the selection. How about this? How about this, cutie? At the end of the stream, do a press conference, and I'll sit there at the podium.

That'd be awesome. And you'll answer all the questions, and you won't know the answers. Well, I mean, he is very political. You are. You would be really good at it. He's going to get Nebraska chatter, though, and then your career is cook. I'll tear apart. I'm talking. You son of a bitch.

I probably do what Trump did to the media. Yeah, fake news. Anyway, as you were saying. I'm not political, like, enough,

like, and I just talk off the cuff, and then I realize that, like, that has repercussions. Like, I can say something as, I can say something very simple.

And then that can be, uh, like, turned into something else. And I'm like, whoa. I didn't, I ever mean it like that.

It's like, it's better to say nothing. Also, you're too transparent with the process. Yeah. I think you need to, but I do that because,

yeah. I think you need to shut down to the front of shop. You got to be the soup Nazi. You're right. You know what I mean? Like no soup for you. Yeah. You get the streamer awards that you get and the process leading up to it you don't

talk about it. Yeah, you're right. Because at this point, you don't need to do promo. You don't need to be like, hey, I'm doing this thing. The only reason I talk about it is because like my job is my job is to be online, right? Like I'm not making money. I'm not making money if I'm not pushing that go live button or if I'm not sitting on this podcast or whatever.

and if all the thing that is consuming every day of my life is planning this and working on this, then I show up here and I'm like, I've got nothing, right? And so it is, yeah, like, I agree with you. I want to, I don't want to talk about it anymore ever, but I don't know how. So I've got to just figure that out. Ready, watch. Try this. You're doing it already.

she can't go live and be silent I do think I do think that the best thing you can learn as a streamer is to learn how to stop reading chat for like 30 minutes yeah I just know that's for sure I think that's a good thing where even I like started this and I was like oh my OCDs really bad like

I'm not going to talk about it because I know it can be like picked apart and so that's why like I am already getting better at that where I was like okay like we'll talk about it off stream you know or off this or whatever but so I'm I'm I'm slowly getting better at it. You have to get some reps in. Well, you know what I started doing? I started streaming the same way that I'll play poker.

We're like, when I play poker, do you know what on tilt is? On tilt is like when you're, someone gets under your skin and you're playing poorly. So like you lose a big hand and then you're like, fuck this guy. I'm going to show him what my dick looks. Like, you know what I'm going to start. Same thing with streaming. Like there's comments that'll put you on tilt. And as soon as you're on tilt, you're, you're, you're doing that streaming.

That's, yeah. Which I've been, quote, unquote, on tilt for the past, like, six weeks, right? So whenever I read someone, say something like, like Nebraska chatter or wokeer that gets under my skin, I'll usually just, like, phase chat out and focus on whatever I'm doing for like five minutes. So maybe I just more, do more gaming streams. Or just give yourself some time to breathe before you respond to anything. Yeah. Yeah, I got to work on it.

I wish I could help you, but I've fallen into it as well. You've been dated. I sat at his stream today for a little bit, and I was like, oh, saw that. Yeah, we were talking about soccer. And Austin said, like, indoor soccer is more like... Well, it's just annoying. People just disagree and they're wrong. Yes.

I know. That's what pisses me off. I'm like... I know. Maybe I'm a little naive to think that, like, I imagine... Usually when people say things, like, if you're going to say something, you better be right. There's a hierarchy of things that people do on the Internet that are incredibly frustrating.

And I think, like, the number one thing is, like, when someone... Someone actually misunderstands you and then makes it your problem. Yeah. That's probably the worst one. And then close second is when someone is disagreeing with you vehemently, but they're wrong and you're right. And then you prove them wrong. And then they still say you're wrong. And then they double that.

Because they have no, they're just anonymous type behind their fucking little keyboard. Okay. Austin, we're going to see. Look at me. I'm type of my little fucking keyboard. This is what not to do. Look at me. Look at me.

I'm from Nebraska. Okay. We're not. Yeah. We're off the rails. Wow. But I had a very lovely I spent

Oh, Thanksgiving Two days offline And I did my Olympics Which is the Thanksgiving And it was awesome Yeah, that was beautiful Your spread was amazing Thank you

I don't know what this is The Olympics Thanksgiving is my Olympics Yes I have a spreadsheet She's a chef You know what I've realized Mm-hmm

Fuck Thanksgiving Okay Oh well hold on I've realized We found some positivity In her life No I'm just gonna That's fine

No no no no We love Thanksgiving Just in my life No no I've realized Thanksgiving's bullshit And Thanksgiving food is bullshit Oh right

Okay Okay I'm back in I'm back in I'm back in I was out No No

No No Fuck there No Stop Stop Hey, maybe it's because no one of your goddamn life knows how to cook. Have you ever got out that?

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. No, it's just white people food. That's right. That's right. I have, I love Thanksgiving. That is my culture. I love Thanksgiving.

I also invited Will, but he was working. No, I blew it off. Yeah. Wait, you didn't show off. Like, Carolyn was here. Yeah, I just decided I was going to sleep. No, he's lying. He was working.

No, I slept and then I wanted to hear about your food. Okay, well, regardless. I want to hear about your thing. This is. It's from me in Austin now. Is this from Thanksgiving? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I think turkey is fucking mid.

You've never had good turkey. Turkey's mid. You've never had good turkey. Turkey's fucking mid. And the only thing that I like from Thanksgiving, the only thing that I like from, yeah, what was that? Mac and cheese? I like mac and cheese. I do also like stuffing to be fair.

Something's okay. Some of the stuffing can be bombed. And we like, but I think the main. I'm just done pretending that like Thanksgiving is like, oh, the main. The main thing... The main thing is turkey. Green beans. Yeah.

The main thing is turkey and turk is not that good. Wow, mashed potatoes. Okay, okay, actually... You know how you can fix Thanksgiving? If we just... No, we did it like Japan style. Yeah. Where are you just...

KFC. Okay. Like a bucket of fried chicken. You are... Go ahead. Finish it. This is what they do in Japan for Christmas is like a big thing. thing during Christmas they literally will get like an entire fried chicken okay and I feel like

instead of fucking man turkey like we just did a bucket of fried chicken yes people would be way more on board with Thanksgiving food and potato wedges oh you see what I'm saying let's let's you see what I'm saying french fries biscuits potato wedges crack that bitch open okay bucket of fire chicken guas okay I'm down I'm down I you're you're the best chef on the planet I wish you your families loved you. I wish they loved you enough to learn how to... Look at that. Look at that Japanese kernel.

A turkey correctly, so you wouldn't have these feelings. Okay, so tell us about your spread. Let me bust open my excellege. To be fair, the guy who used to cook at my Thanksgiving's was a professional. Okay, Kitty, I need to experience the Thanksgiving for you because I also... Ah! Chinese voice! No!

I just... I fucked the whole holiday. I don't like the holiday I sit on my ass all weekend You know why he doesn't like it I'm bored Because that and also it's terrible for travel Yeah, it's terrible for air travel

No no no no I didn't I fucking cruise right there What do you mean you're bored? I'm bored it's like it's like Okay Wednesday and then I sit there on Thursday And then it's college football and it's like fucking I don't know Nebraska and fucking Wisconsin I don't give a fuck

Next you guys are going to tell me you hate Taylor Swift No, no, no. No. But I will also say, I don't like turkey. I don't really like, I don't like ham. And I also don't, I like the sides, kind of. But it's like, I'd rather just fucking maybe get some food from like somewhere else. I'm telling you, if it was fucking, if it was fucking fried chicken as like, if fried chicken was like the main thing.

Can I tell you the worst part of Thanksgiving? Sure. The fucking leftovers. I didn't like it when it was hot. You know what I mean? Okay, wait, Thanksgiving sandwich pretty good No, I know I'm going to sound The next day, the next day you take

I understand All the leftovers and you make one next day I know this I know somebody is going to woke me in the comments It's a it's a Oh, we're all getting woked No, no we're all getting no No one is walking us

Thanksgiving is literally a talking We're going to take it out behind a building And woked in the back of the head It's a privilege to not like leftovers Okay, I understand That's good He's doing

He's doing starving kids in Africa propaganda. No, Thanksgiving is already a holiday celebrating, like, indigenous genocide. So you're not going to get awoke. Okay, okay, perfect. Okay, fuck it. Yeah, you can just say that to people. We gave those Native Americans smallpox blankets. That's what we get.

They gave us corn. This is the thing. Okay, so tell us it because you are a fantastic chef and maybe we need to experience Thanksgiving with you. Tell us why we should celebrate killing the native population. So technically, actually. It's not in celebration of that if you didn't know. Uh-oh. It was actually Thanksgiving was created as a manufactured commercialized thing.

Right. Created by someone named Sarah Hale. She's a woman. Oh. She's the Martha Stewart of the whatever year. Indigenus genesis. No, no. It was years after that, actually.

Well, you know Christopher Columbus didn't make Columbus Day. It was made afterwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, go on. So it's a made-up holiday. Is it made-up holiday? That's why I like American holiday so much. Yeah, they're just made up.

Because they make them up later. They make them up later and it's all about like eating food and being around loved ones. And then like the next day is Black Friday where you go and you have to buy stuff. We should make a holiday where everybody goes to the gym and gets fucking swore. Finish. America's too fast. So it was actually, it was actually Abraham Lincoln that was like he approved of Thanksgiving. And he made a national holiday because Sarah Hale wrote a letter to him and said that they needed some unity.

after the seven-year war. Man, you could just write a president and get shit done back then. Well, she wrote five different presidents and no one listened to her and tell him. And then it was because the civil war and all that stuff.

So you know what, this sounds like American propaganda and I'm in. Well, because Sarah Hale, like I said, she was the original like home act influencer. She was the original Martha Stewart.

So she is the one that came up with the menu that you are so feverantly shitting on. Yeah, can I be honest? All the food back then sucked. ball. Well, actually, the original menu did have beef. I don't know where it went.

Oh, the salt lick. Let's all. Delicious. I've got an idea. Tack. But my menu that I serve at Thanksgiving consists of turkey, which is brined, which I assure

your bitch's families, don't brine it. The person who prepared the food in my family is a professional chef. I don't think he was good. Well, he's dead now of cancer. Well, just because God damn it. Just because you're... I did a cutie!

I did a cutie! You walked into it! You're a fucking bitch! Say that my dead uncle's cooking was good. Cowder! You have a dead relative. My mother... My mother cooked my Thanksgiving turkey, and it was dog shit,

and I learned how to do it correctly because it was dog shit. She's going after all the dead relatives. He's going to toss another dead one of them. I don't have any more dead ones that cooked. He was dead and gay? Well, he was gay. Well, he was gay. He was alive.

Really? I don't know if he's dead. What's his name? John. John? Twice. Do you know him? Like when you know every gay guy?

Yeah. No, John! No, you're like, I saw him at the abbey. He said, he's dead. Wait. You missed it. He said a hey John. What the fuck?

He said he was gay. I was just bad. He's gay. I don't get any sympathy for my dad. I was doing. This is bullshy's day. I'll be there soon, John. Yeah, he was being homophobic.

You missed it. That was really good. I picked it up. I picked it up. I love homophobic. Why are we talking to him? He was fantastic. No, I know.

He's in gay heaven, which is Christian hell. Continue with them. My menu. Turkey. I added ham this year. I never do ham. But I ask people who are coming who's like something that they miss from home so then I can make it for him. I have, of course, green bean casserole.

I have sweet potatoes. I have mashed potatoes. I have gravy. I have homemade rolls. I have salad. I have jello salad. Salad? Cesar salad?

No mac and cheese? I have mac and cheese. Yes. Jello? What the fuck is Jellell? It's Mormon. That's a Mormon thing for sure. What the fuck is Jets?

Wait, hold on. No, that's a Mormon delicacy. I don't know what that is. I'm finding his local funeral. Will you pull up Jason's TikTok? I respect your effort as a chef. I don't even think you can make that good. Oh, what the fuck is this?

No, my mom makes orange version. I don't even think. If you pull up Jason's, yeah, there it is that first thing. Oh, no. Oh, hell no. Pull up Jason's TikTok, he made it. Bro, that looks like Pew. The best part of a Mormon funeral is the food.

We've talked about this. We're doing cycles. Wait, wait, wait. So what's in the jello pudding? I need to know more about the jello. Or jello salad. What the fuck? Captcha is that?

They're inventing new ones. I won it. This motherfucker post so much, bro. He did a little vlog. What the hell? Yeah. All right, continue. Can you tell me

was in the jello pudding or salad? Do you put brown sugar in your sweet potatoes? Yeah. Oh, perfect. I love that. Okay. And then banana cream pie, chocolate silk pie.

Pumpkin pie. This is a pumpkin? Lemon meringue pie. And I don't remember my other pies. I do seven pies. Riddle me this. What? If Thanksgiving food was so good.

Why do we only eat it once a year? I don't. You make turkey and like green bean casserole? I'm going to say this. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say this. It's really yummy. When's the last time you made a full turkey outside of Thanksgiving?

A full turkey? Probably like three months ago. You are full of shit. No, I do it. I believe her. I believe her. You guys know, you can cook a five-pound turkey. It only takes like an hour.

It's so easy. It's like a rotisserie chicken. It's not delicious. It's so easy. Can I be honest? If you brine it, it's moist and it's delicious. Can I be? Just because you don't know how to cook, doesn't feel like that's my problem.

I think, I think turkey's an inferior bird. No, I'm not going to take the abuse. Nah, bullshit. Fuck turkey. No, turkey is not good. Turkey is, chicken is better. Turkey is middle of the road. I think turkeys make better pets than they do food.

Fair. I like turkeys. Yeah, I think that they're nice. They look. I don't know if they're friendly. They gobble. Listen, on the tier list of Thanksgiving food, mac and cheese,

which most white households don't even make, and stuffing are like the best two foods. I agree with that. Stuffing, too. I love, I like stuffing. And also, brining is not even the best way to make a turkey deep frying it is. Wait, no.

Well, you have to grind a deep fry. Well, either way, it's a different stuff. It was cooked in the turkey. Deep fried turkey is that most delisios. I've never had deep fried turkey. One time that was like, fire and I deep fried it and wrapped it in bacon and then

bretted it with hot Cheetos. Oh, okay, that sounds pretty bomb. Yeah, shit was fine. I'm getting on board with this level of, yo, that shit would have killed Abraham Lincoln. That's what a real chef is all about. That's what it fucking, that would have one shot in your audience. Whatever. Listen, everybody's too afraid to tell you to

fucking brine and deep fry and put Cheetos on your turkey as you scream at them. I, yeah. But, but go on. You have an Excel special. You do this seven pies? What else? Or is that it? I think that's it. That's a crazy

amount of, that's a crazy spread. Yeah, it was a lot. And respect for you to feed so many. And then cranberry sauce and gravy. I don't know where my phone is. It looked out of a magazine. Yeah, it was good. And then, you know, you got to make your centerpieces.

And usually I get some flowers to make my centerpieces, like your decor. You don't eat those. I do candles. And then, yeah, you don't eat those. It's just a decor. Oh, like the horn with the cornucopias. is what they're called. Yeah.

You didn't find the video, Marsh? I saw it. I popped into the stream. Oh, March gave up. Yeah, he's like, March is so funny. March, everyone went to Japan after China.

Yeah. Stayed in Japan for longer than Will did. And only came back like, what, yesterday or today. And what's hilarious is tomorrow night where by the time his pocket is out will, and you're watching it, will probably be in Ireland.

What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're flying out to Ireland for the week. Ireland. Ireland. For the week. Ireland.

He just keep looking. We don't really want to watch it on that much, but you just keep it. You're in purgatory, bitch. I don't know what's going to happen to March in terms of his like jet lag. He thinks it's going to be better in Ireland, but I don't think it's going to be better. Dude, you know what's crazy is Caroline and I broke on opposite ends of the jet lag continuum because she slapped right away and I didn't. And so I am waking up every.

morning at 6 a.m. And being like gigaproductive and she's sleeping till like 3 p.m. I don't know how people do that. She's got bad. She's got bad luck. I don't know how people fuck their sleep schedule up. Like eventually mine just gets fixed.

That's, oh, there it is. Oh, this is it. Okay. Let's see it. Wait. See, he made Joe's up. Play the audio. I want to hear what he says. Since Baz in Vietnam this year, I'm having Thanksgiving with my white family. We can't hear it. You got to turn it up.

When I first pulled up, she was not done yet, even though she said 6 p.m. She invited us early so we can slay for her. I started to make this Mormon dishy caught I never had in my life. Jello salad. Here's with right here. What? That doesn't explain what the fucking ingredients are.

I thought it did. I guess it didn't. It's orange jello, mandarin oranges, and cooip. Oh, yeah. It's not even really jello. It's like a, like a puree. Why are you defending all of this? Because it's delicious.

I have Mormon family. I'll bring it sometime. It's yummy. You'll like it. I was, yeah. I've told you, I keep hearing about this Mormon potato bar, and that's what I'm into. Yeah. Mormon, like, hash browns, pat, potatoes?

No, potato donuts on my board with. Yeah, that's what I, I'd like to try that. Yeah, potato donuts, I might, I might, you know, try. The jello salad, maybe I can leave that one. It's good. No, it's true. Jello salad, unironically seems like something I would say to make fun of Americans when I make up a food. Like, what are you going to eat?

Jell salad. How about we set up, we set up and we do a kitchen podcast where I teach you how to make spud nuts. Oh, that could be fun. That's the donut, right? He wants to do stuff with us again. I'm saying as a normal episode. You missed it! We need to play hard again!

We need to play hard again! He missed it. That's right. As a normal episode. Hey, kitty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What cooks but nuts with that. Oh, my God.

No, fuck you and you're dry turkey. I hope you choke on it. All of a sudden. Austin! Will. I'm hungry. Oh, man, Will. I'm hungry, too.

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Who do you think I spend most my time with? Ludwig is 30. Is Ludwig 30? Yeah. Yeah, he is old now. He is undammed. He is washed and he is chuffed. Ludwig and Valkyrie, who are both over 30 or who I spend all my time with.

Okay. And that's word the other three. So that's like five total. That's right. Okay. Everyone else is 20. That's right. But you know what I've realized as being older is it's cool.

No. No, no, not at all. No, it is. We're more comfortable, we're more financially stable. I think that it's not cool. I am not more financially stable than Jason. Also, you're not describing cool things at all, number one. Number two, yeah.

I get to bed early. I get to wear robes, cool. I do like a good robe. I love paying my taxes on time. I think robes are really cool. No, drugs, rock and roll, violets. You guys aren't going to try a bite of my pumpkin pie. Don't you know, the famous punk rock rocker?

that go to bed at the right time and pay their taxes on a quarterly basis? I always follow an extension. I have a pie to my pie. I know, but I want cheesy kind because I had sweet. And so I have to save this for when I went sweet. Well, you want me to have a bite of the pie?

You know I don't like sweets. I'll do it. No, I'll just freaking... I'll just freaking throw it away. Did you make it from scratch? Yes, of course. By the way, I've lost five pounds since China. That's crazy.

In Japan or just in general in China? No, since I got back from Japan. Okay. I've been going to a gym every morning at 9 a.m. and working out for three hours. Dude, I switch from the food in China to the food in the United States

and I immediately put on water weight and fat and everything. Food in China to the food of the United States and I broke out like literally in one week I just have like zits everywhere. It's crazy. I just realized that we're poisoning ourselves. You don't like it.

Typical white guy going to China going to a foreign country. Oh, I hate pumpkin. so much. I hate pumpkin so much. Yeah, I also hate pumpkin, but I'll try it. Get some whipped cream with it. It was delicious. I could tell the consistency of the pie was very nice, but I thought it was delicious. And I tried it for you, even though I hate pumpkin. Yeah, it's my least favorite type of pie. I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was amazing. Why do people like pumpkin? Oh, this is not bad. This is not bad. This is edible.

I think it was really good. The consistent, well, no, I just hate pumpkin. I don't like pumpkin anything. Wait, can you talk about what you're doing this weekend? What do you mean? Oh. Me? No, the song, or Will? What's this weekend?

Oh, boy. Is it the sixth? Yeah. Oh, I'm doing my second Japanese game show. I was supposed to be there. I know. It's good. Yeah.

By some cruel twist of fate that we were scheduled on the same day. And so it's made it very hard for people who wanted 224-hour tag. But the event's going to be really cool. Yeah, explain it. It's based on the old Japanese game show format. They used to do a lot of crazy things. One of the shows was called Pie Hell, actually, where they just pied someone for 24 hours

and they couldn't acknowledge that they were there. Oh, yeah. Pied someone for 24 hours? Pull up pie hell. Oh. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. So I've always had a belief that Japanese variety television was like years beyond, yeah.

So he, so the way that this show would work is they would like do a challenge and whoever lost the challenge had to do like a punishment and this guy lost and for 24 hours he couldn't acknowledge any of these people and they just as he was going about his life decimated him with pie for 24 hours. Yeah. So like there's parts where he's like using the bathroom and they're just drilling him in the penis. Oh, that's the other thing about Japanese game shows like they, they have no chill. they will literally fucking put a camera in the bathroom he was peeing and they were just drilling you can pull it up

oh my gosh pie hell is this part of the your show uh it's the same people made 24 hour tag made pie hell would i have had to get naked no well that because you're describing him i can't tell if you want to get naked you can't be naked on twitch no no yeah no so so here yeah here you go here he is using the restroom Or is this when he uses the pool? Oh my God. They just absolutely decimate him. This is him just grabbing a package from the front door. The production crew.

I mean, this is his house. This is this guy's like normal house. Yeah. So he lost the challenge. But anyway, Japanese television is just so far beyond. And then, all right, so while I'm describing, pull up 24-hour tag. Oh, another pie. Oh, he got a pie delivered.

Yeah, it's one of the funniest pieces of television. So look up 24-hour tag Japanese game show. So it's based on that show, and they do a format where they played tag for 24 hours, except if you're tagged, they torture you with these various things. And so we're doing that, and I haven't been on the planning process because I'm one of the participants, and I want to be surprised by what's happening. But Wobby has set up the punishment. So here's how it works.

Oh, no. You're in, yeah, let's just pull this up. So you're in this gymnasium, a demon shoots out of a hole. Oh, yeah. And if you get tagged by the demon at random intervals, you have to do whatever is written on his chest. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, no. I would have not done well. Oh, my God. Yeah, they beat the shit out of people. And, yeah, they repel in from the ceiling. So anyway, we have a bunch of demons. set up apparently i don't know what any of the punishments are what is that is it so funny that's just a shit out of you the whole time just beat the fuck out of my god at random intervals uh most of our

demons apparently are uh fansley girls because fansley is one of our sponsors yeah so cool yeah yeah i i cannot confirm or deny okay but uh yeah so we're going to get the absolute fucking shit beat out of us okay okay uh fansley girls yeah yeah uh that's awesome but i'm i'm very excited for this because I've always wanted to it's been my dream to make variety game shows like this and to like kind of build them in the future so hopefully you know uh these start to get some attention like half suit did really well and was really cool I love that one half suit was very fun and hopefully we can build these out in the future and make more of them I just want to make the nice breeze I just want to make people laugh so when does it go live uh that I can't tell you exactly

when we're live I know I I head down to San Diego at some point um i love that you're just like i got no clue well i i always think if i after i've done my part in something like i i try not to stress it yeah yeah yeah i just want to know because it'd be fun to watch yeah yeah yeah you can tune in after streamer warrens is done i'll i'll be getting no because if you're doing 24 hours you might start before me oh yeah but we'll be going after yeah you're going the whole time huh 24 hours we'll put it up in the we'll put it up in the after party yeah yeah just me getting the absolute fucking shit

beat out of me do you know who's all doing it yeah can you review the contestants I can't tell who else is doing it but yeah we have I think three of the four other contestants locked up

so Wobby's not a contestant no he's planning he's the mastermind we had a fourth contest interesting suspicious that he's we had a fourth contest I was supposed to be on the show

oh that's why you were inquiring that's why you're inquisitive about the nakedness I wanted to go to the streamer awards. Yeah. I told, I did us told Wobby, I said,

do you want me to invite people? I'll un-invite people. No. I said, who do you want at your show? I'll un-emite people right now. We did not tell them to. Yeah,

he said not to. He was like, no, no, no, no. I'll do it. In retrospect, that would have been so funny. We should have because Austin left us high and dry.

No, we just wanted to leave me now. Please, no. You're uninvited, sir. No, tell them in the chat, Because they're going to take it seriously. They're going to say, I know I immediately reached out to Austin. And I said, I know stream rewards is very important to you. And I said, no, I couldn't.

And then I said Austin. Okay, everybody knows what that means when you say that. I said, Austin. I said, Will. Come on. This is like your Super Bowl. You can go. I love the stream rewards.

It's such a social event. Everybody loves stream rewards. I am stressed about my outfit, though. What are you going to wear this year? Stinky shirt. No, this is fun stuff. No. You've been banned at H.

Oh my God. Do dumb and dumber. Oh, no. No. The matching, the Zhongshan suits. Oh, we could wear the Jean Chons suits. Yeah. Are you going to have any write-in awards?

Oh, I couldn't wear the awards. We have the streamers choice one. Ah, I hope I win that. Yeah, okay. I hope I win. Vote for me. They already filled it out on the RCP. Yeah, I'll vote.

I think Asan voted for himself. I haven't filled out the RSVP. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. Oh, shit. If you didn't, then your assistant did. Oh, that's really funny and she voted for you.

That's cute. Yeah, I'm not getting any votes from anyone else. But I thought I didn't fill it. What? No, it's done. Who did you put? Did you put yourself too? Who did you put? Who did you put?

Who did you put? I, I, I, I, I, I should have voted for Will. Who did you put? I voted for his honor. Wait, you did? Yes. What the fuck? Wait, I got two votes.

I was making it Paul. No, but I, but I should have voted for Will. That was very nice. I need that. I, I, I, I, I voted for you will. Really? You son of a bitch. Wait, we didn't know you were campaigning.

I didn't even know. I didn't campaign, no, I didn't know it. I voted for Hassan. Wait, wait, wait, wait. If I win, do you want to give my speech? I would love to give your speech. Oh, that's fun, yeah. Oh, are you kidding?

I couldn't. Okay, never mind. You give him my speech. No! No, he can't speak. No, I'm tired of this. I'm tired of the Austin show. No, I couldn't.

I won't. Say what you mean. All right. I want to say, I want to give my speech because I love to be on stage. There you go. No. And I'd love to deliver speeches. Do you want to present an award?

Yeah, sure. I'd love to present an award. Okay. Did you need somebody else to present an award? Probably. I don't know where my phone is. Okay. Well, yeah, put me in there.

Coach. Whenever you want me to present an award, I'll be there. Whenever you need me to talk, just throw me in the right carver this year. When does this come out? Who's the fucking co-os? What time does this come out? I can't say. Damn it.

Wait. Can you say it and then cut it? Can you do? Yeah. Okay. Wait. Um Awesome

Oh I'm gonna go crazy I'm gonna go crazy chat Tune into her stream today I'm not streaming it'll just be on Twitter or something Tune into her Twitter today Is it today? Yeah it's announced at noon At noon today

Which is Monday December 1st At noon Twitter That's right Oh December 1st Wow it's December It's December Yeah, December.

Happy holidays. This year is simultaneous has you been so long. Christmas concert is either the 21st or 15th. Oh, okay, perfect. I'll be there. Or if you don't want to sing,

we're doing a white elephant again. Oh, happy holidays. I'll be a boat. So it's just like a little stream Christmas party. I'm really excited for your next. And it's charity. I'm really excited for your next ICONS concert

because I'm going to be Engelbert Humperdink. Oh, wow. What an icon? Tell me, Kwondo, Kwondo, Kwondo. Kill me. And I'm gonna sing that song.

Shoot me with a gun right now. Nobody's gonna know who the fuck he is. Nobody's gonna know the song. I'm going to get forward. You mean happiness to me. Okay, I'm gonna call flag on the play. You need to learn the rest of the fucking song, dude. I know it.

You don't know it. Go ahead. Tell me, okay. Tell me, quando, quando, quando. I'm gonna pull up the lyrics. You better hit, no. No, no, no. Give me that.

You better hit this. Uh-oh. Because you've sung it 8,000 times. And you can just admit you only know the one verse right now. No. All right. Hang on. Hold on. I know it. Hold on. I know it. You're going to be shocked. Yep.

Tell me when will you be mine. Yep. We know. Tell me, Cuando, quando. No, you have to sing it all the way through. Okay. Quando. Hold on. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. No. He's losing. You knew already. You didn't even get through the chorus. You know this one. Make a love divine. Wrong. What?

Share. Share. love to buy. Come on, Doug. This is ridiculous. Please don't make me wait again. When will you say yes to me? Yes. Tell me, Cuando, quando, quando.

You mean happiness to me. This is where it's going to get interesting. Please don't make me wait again. No, wrong. Wrong. Better do I would do. Okay. Every moment's a day.

Yes. Every day is a lifetime. Who's all Make me away Happening It's so wrong I really don't know Any way

I can't wait No more and more Tell me Kwan do Kwando Kwanno Right Bibi Okay I don't know it

Austin Austin It's in the summer They've been singing it for two weeks I don't I don't know it Are you fucking kidding?

I'm really bad with lyrics. I'm really bad with lyrics. Oh, we know. But I know the whole song. I even, I even did it. I don't know. You gave me the lyrics. I can sing it all the way through.

If you gave me the lyrics, I can sing it. The music is, the music is what you memorize. The music is what I know, like, I even invented, I know the musical, there's a musical, there's a musical where they just play the instrument. There's an instrumental. Stop.

There's an instrumental part of the song. And I did a do-up to it. Ready? Oh, no. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-da-da-da-da-da. I can't... Every moment's a day. And then it goes into that part.

QD, you don't understand. He did not stop singing this fucking song. 300 times. Yeah, but the problem is he only knows... search, we looked up the search of Engelberg skyrocketed. And it spiked while we were on our trip. And also every video of Engelbert Humperdink on YouTube, the top comments are, oh my God, Austin sent me here.

Oh my God, please get this song out of my head. It's stuck in my head. He sang the same four bars one million times throughout the trip. Would you say you're a big Engelbert Humperdink? I've been, I'm a Humberdinker. Where does he look like? He looks dead. He's 80.

Well, yeah, I'm saying like young him And he's still fucking touring apparently He's doing Coachella He was just in Anahehyme right now No, no, no no Wait, wait, wait, no, cutie He did the same thing to me He goes, actually, Engelbert's playing Coachella

And I go, oh my God, let's go Let's go to the festival and see him and he goes No, no, no, no, no, not the festival He's playing in the Coachella Valley at the Antelope Bay Okay, look at him, look He doesn't look a day over 80. Look at him. I like that he's still performing.

I like that he kept the haircut. Look up, hold up. Look up Engel Humperdink live concert. Oh, my God. He looks so scary. Live concert. Because I think he's... His wife died 20 freaking years ago.

It's sad. He's lonely. I think he was actually performing tonight. As we speak, I think Engelbert is about to come out on stage. Should we go right now? I think we should. Let's see. I am going to.

to kill myself. No, I don't watch a YouTube video. I want to see like where he is. Oh. He wants his ticket master. I want to see where he's at. They have an inklovert tracking out. Ticket master. Tickle master. Look at this. Tickle master. What's a different website? Oh, it was last. Wait. Well, he's, wait, he's here in February. Let's go. He's not going to make it to February. He's 90. Would you guys go with me in February? Yeah, buy our tickets. This is quite the ambitious car for a man who was 90 years old. 41 bucks. I practically given those tickets. tickets away.

It's at the casino. I think Fier and should go to Anaheim. I'm going to buy us all tickets to Englebird Humberdingk in Anahe. Can we do Disney by day Humperdink by night? And then we'll go to Humberdink at night. Can he even perform at night? I feel like it's way past his bed.

We, okay, it's probably 30 p.m. We have to reach out to Humperdink. I've tried. I told Billy. I told Billy. Maybe he can put a little video for us together. Get you on stage. Yeah. I'd love Oh, my God.

Could you imagine? If you did a duet with Englebird. No, not a duet, a duwop. Because he doesn't know the fucking lyrics. I would learn the lyrics. The Engelberg. I can see it. The Austin gets on stage.

Doba do, booboo booboo. When will booboo booboo. I don't know. I just, you know a fucking heart attack. As somebody, I've watched a lot of these performers. And what they do is they let the back. My teeth, I put them in my pants.

I thought that's what was happening. And that was frying my brain. You keep your teeth I don't have pockets Women don't have pockets Yeah but Wait it was inside of your pants I don't have a good bra

I have a normal bra Wait what do you What do you what do you It wasn't my coochie look It's my foupa You don't have a fooper That's still strange That's my belly button

Right here You put it on your belly button This is my belly button This is my foop This is my vagina Marsh It was on my belly button You can put your teeth

In your belly button Do you got There's nothing to blur We got to get this girl. I have one. Get a good shot of that. Oh, nice. You put your teeth in there.

I can put my teeth in there. Oh, perfect. Look at that. But I had plastic in there. Marsh, what do we at? What do women do for, if you guys don't have pockets and what if you don't have a purse? No, it's a horrible curse that women have to. Yeah, you carry it.

It is a horrible curse that the garment industry has visited on women. Yeah. I stand by women for not having pockets. I need your help. Yeah. I need a cunty suit. Oh, that would be hot. Where do I go?

I really don't know. And I need it now. It's my money and I need it now. You want to do a drip or drown tomorrow? I mean, I'm down. Oh, wait, no, tomorrow's Monday. Oh, yeah, I'm leaving. I'm going on.

I'll go with you tomorrow. But I have, I can't tomorrow. I have a shoots all day. Can you go Tuesday? I'll go with you Tuesday. Where? I have a bunch of spots. And they have country suits?

Yes. For women? Yes. Can you Google 2019, My As Irish Grammy's Grammy's red carpet. Oh, yeah. You want like a pantsuit, right? You want like a crop jacket?

You want a Hillary Clinton. I'll show you. I want this, what he's Googling. You want an expensive one. Yeah, sure. You know where we should look is Celine. Oh, yes. Yeah, that's a pants suit.

I want that, but I want wide-leg trousers. All right, look up Celine. They can do anything. They can do anything. Spelled with a C. Shut up with your attitude. I'm trying to help you out. Hold it over.

Yeah. See, Celine makes some dope. There you go. There's the one. Girl boss suit. But it's not low cut. It needs to be deeper cut.

We've looked for two seconds. I'm nervous. I think if you get a good tailor, they can do anything for you. There's a saline suit right there, yeah. Right? I got a great Taylor, by the way. Where?

In L.A.? Oh, really? They did my Halloween cost. They did your Halloween cost. They did your Halloween cost for $1,200. Tailors are great making things smaller. They're not going to make things. It wasn't $1,200.

We can look. They're fantastic. No, the tailor that I have, they will add fabric. They will, they will make whatever you want. How cool are they fast? They're very fast. You have to pay them a little bit more. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Awesome. I'll tell you who they are. Here, I'm going to write it down. When will you say this? Oh, God. This is the worst part about it. Because it gets stuck in my.

Wonder, gundo. It just gets stuck in my fucking head, dude. You mean happiness to me. Please don't make me wait again Ah, what a fantastic too Quando, Kondo, Kondo This was the biggest curse of the China trip It was the fucking Kwandoing

I think it was a delightful I think we need to bring back more of the 60s and 70s I really do Yeah, the racism No, no, no Leave that in the past Okay, brave But put women back in the kitchen

No, no, no, no, no I'm ready in there Gays need to go back in the closet No, no, no, no, no, no, no All of those things Emortion is illegal No. Oh, that already happened.

They are bringing back the 60s. Look at that. American imperialism. No, no, no, no. What part? I don't know what was in the 60s. The fashion.

My mom. Oh. The fashion, the aesthetic, the cigarettes, the... That's all up with you with the cigarette. The cigarettes, the Johnny Carson. Dean Martin. Ah, okay. Rat pack.

Rat pack. Is that a secret? When men were men. Yeah. I think so. I think you are becoming more MAGA. That is, like, low-key, the number one gripe of, like, most boos. But you know what's interesting about that era?

The tax rate was, like, 70%. And they forget about that part. Yeah, top tax rate was 90%. Yeah. Top marginal tax rate. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

My grandfather was paying so many taxes. Yeah. And he didn't complain a bit. Yeah. Because they had jobs that actually paid for their life. Oh, yeah. They had infrastructure. Mm-hmm.

They did. You know what I realized is we were pretty cool back. in the United States, but we just gave up. We just stopped building shit. And I looked at China. It's because we won. I looked at China and I said, you know what? Let's give them 20, 30 years and see what happens to this infrastructure.

And with that, we're going to go behind the bay wall to hear what Austin really thinks about China. Patreon.com slash fear and. I love China. We're back. The whole gang is back together again, everybody. All right. We missed you, too. Oh, by the way, on the Patreon.

guys. Hey, everybody in the comments write something nice about cute. No, it's okay. Right. It won't do anything good. I don't know how. She forgot. We'll put it on, narrate. She's not literate. It'll be fine. Everything's fine.

Okay. Okay, I got to pee. All right. Bye. See you by, the paywall. That is bullshit. Hand of the Bible swear my mother. Okay. Yeah. anyway you don't just let it go

sometimes no if I'm lying I will whip out my dick right now what what I've never heard

that no one yeah no you know I guess why would you want to do that

and why would we want that you wouldn't want it that's why I would well then why do we have to suffer I would I would be suffering if we didn't

I don't speak I don't speak to the group but okay I'd like to say I'd like to see as well all right I'll close my eyes

anyway we're not showing my Yes, okay.