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Episode Date: November 10, 2025

I'm not asking you to become Chinese. I'm saying, when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be Chinese. ✨EXTRA BONUS EPISODES ON PATREON✨ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 🔊https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Chapters - 00:00:00 - get ready to learn Chinese 00:03:00 - guess whos sitting next to you for 15 hours 00:07:30 - bigcakecinderella 00:12:46 - Shopify 00:13:46 - austin loves scat 00:16:33 - will was scare for pay 00:20:37 - why cant she ask her mom 00:24:32 - spudnuts make a comeback 00:26:15 - Factor 00:27:49 - unwrapped food from qt isnt a trap 00:29:57 - bro switched from pennywise to hisoka 00:32:04 - we call her out on her actions 00:38:01 - Zyn 00:38:39 - can you guess that costume 00:41:48 - austin fights big pharma part 2 00:50:42 - perverted tesla grok 00:54:48 - if youre watching this we are already chinese nationalists 00:57:10 - christian pack that gay stuff 00:58:33 - what are you most excited about for china 00:59:50 - marche you let us down we will never recover 01:02:20 - we can do whatever we want #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, I'm going to fart on me. That's in the first one of you said. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no. A fart on you. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I have an announcement. No, what?

You're going to fart on me? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast where Hassan... Get out your boat! You didn't make it through the intro, bro. I was making sure that I put my friend's phone number. Yeah. Before I forget to save it. And we are all back together at the precipice of a world-changing event.

Okay. That's right. We are about to hit escape velocity. Ladies and gentlemen, we are escaping the United States of America. It's 39 or 38 days of the government shutdown taking place. It's about to be bedlam out here. And we're leaving cutie Cinderella's ass behind and getting our asses to China, baby. Yeah, by the time you see this,

we will be in the great city of Beijing. Beijing, China, China. I got to tell you, you and I are both pretty mild about it. Yeah, we are unsure about... What do you mean? We's not that excited. Yeah, you guys are going to love it. We don't know what to expect. You're going to love it. I'm ready to, I'm ready to love it, but we are going, we are going from... It's a lot of travel to. We do land and then immediately leave to another city. Oh, we do? I thought we were staying in Beijing for like a day. We have probably about, yeah. Yeah. No, we have, no, no, it's we land and then we spend the entire day. We have to somehow dig deep and stay awake and acclimate to the time zone. One night of sleep, immediately start streaming.

And then the next day, which is my birthday, by the way. See, Kitty remembered. Yeah. Can't remember. Cutty remembered my birthday. We are leaving and we're going to Shanghai. Right, that's right. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to do something for you. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Please don't Google translate. No, no, no, no. We have to, dude. Oh, no. What is he going to do? Hold on. Hold on. My level of excitement just went down. He's going to be spending, oh boy. No, God, don't do this. Chinese

Thank you Thank you Thank you So much It's a tonal language I have I have a surprise for Hassan

Okay Feels weird Because it's your birthday I know I I figured out what flight you were on And I changed my flight To your flight

And I also figured out What seat you were at And guess who's sitting next year For 15 hours Oh yeah baby Oh I'm gonna fart off That's in the first thing I said. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, no, no, fart on you. Oh, yeah, okay, so I have an announcement. No, what? You're going to fart on me? I actually have a previous announcement. Right, this is not how this is supposed to go. I have, I put a moratorium on farting on planes because, like, there was one travel that I did where, like, I did smell someone else's fart, and I was like, this is disastrous. It turns out you can smell other people's farts.

Yes. Okay, on flight. Very much so. because I was sleeping and I never, like, really noticed that other people were farting. Yeah. But this time I couldn't sleep and I fucking smelled it. So I stopped farting. I only went into the bathroom to fart. And

now the moratorium is off. Coming out of retirement. The moribing, I'm coming out of retirement, baby. Are you on the same flight, too? Yeah. I'm, I'm going to complain. I'm going to push my... Local connection. I'm going to put... I'm going to tell the flight attendant on you. Oh, I don't even bring my Steam Day no more. I'm an iPad baby now. I'm a

screenager. That's crazy. I'm going to tell the flight attendant on him. I'm going to be like, excuse me, this person keeps farting. Don't do that to the flight attendant. What do you want her to do? Well, reprimandum. Excuse me, sir. Yeah, reprimandum.

Excuse me, sir. Could you stop tuning? Yeah. Can we download the VPNs here? Can we download them in China too? Fuck. Okay, there's a lot of... You're still here, just download.

I have so much. But he hasn't packed. I haven't packed yet. I've been packing for three days. Yeah, I haven't packed it because I just got back from DC and New York. Well, who made that schedule? Yep. I did because there was...

things that were unmovable. I cleared my schedule for the week to prepare for this trip. Austin, the long shot. I also was sick, and I was in the hospital yesterday. The long shot candidate for New York mayor that I boosted early on,

literally defeated all odds to become the mayor of New York. Pretty good. I know. Yeah, I, if I, you know, and then also on top of that, they were fucking hitting my ass. Well, the election was on Tuesday. It's Saturday, what's going on? And then I had CricketCon

in D.C. What's what what what Save America boys Okay and then what were you doing yesterday I was doing Crooked Khan yesterday What is this word you're saying? Crooked Khan is crooked Crooked media

Which is like the media conglomerate that owns Pod Save America and numerous other like Hey don't use that tone with me Yeah are you speak are you talking down on her Are you talking like I'm stupid like I don't know what that is Is it because she's a woman? Yeah that's what it was I liked when Zoran said That's how you say

right please we're on yeah we're on okay thank you up with don't miss with the zohan i'm dyslexic that's right i really you liked it when he said what i liked it in the debate when he called out andrew como for sexually harassing those women i thought that was awesome yeah and then he was like yeah she has a defamation lawsuit so she can't speak but i can and then i was like drop the mic and walk away my favorite line would have been awesome the entire the entire process was when they were asking about parades and he's like i'm not worried about parade. Yeah.

I don't plan on going to parades. Yeah. Unfortunately, the legislature. Unfortunately, my favorite mayor of candidate

loss, Curtis Lewa, who also said, all parades matter. Yeah. He said he wants, he said he wants every type of parade to happen

so we can attend them. True. But he lost, unfortunately. Beautiful and natural. Yeah. But it was, it was,

it was. Beautiful and natural. He should go to Disneyland. It was an amazing. It was an amazing experience overall. I know that, you know, things seem so hopeless

in general with the longest ever shut down in recent American history, 42 million people getting cut off of snap and possibly starving. There's just so much awfulness happening all around the country, so it was like really awesome

to just like have one good thing because I was close. I was close to ending it, okay? I was just like, please, if this doesn't... Keep the government closed. If I was like, if this doesn't happen, we can't get like a crumb of hope,

I don't know how much I can hold on anymore. Well, thank God. Thank God they won. No, thank God. Good God. It's the blue wave, baby. Woke his back. That would have been a tough thing.

I need to rally one of our viewers for something very important. Okay. A single specific viewer? I need one. One to do this for me, please. And for us as a community. there's this thing called cake for kids where you make cake for children

that can't what your kid isn't all cake for kids no what okay no cake can be for adults okay sorry sorry thank you there's this lovely lovely non-profit called cake for kids and they essentially they help provide cakes to underprivileged youth yeah like

you know and more than ever families cannot afford cakes or cupcakes to take to school or whatever and and so and I've heard about this organization forever ago because I always have excessive cakes. I would love to make them for kids. You're heavy in cake.

I'm big cake, girl. You're a big cake? Yeah, I'm big cake. And so big cake. Can we change your nickname to Big Cake? Yeah. I like that. I think it's a movement.

Big Cake Cinderella. I'm Big Cake. And I've been wanting them to open a branch in L.A. Because you can pull them up. It's cake for kids. Okay. So you just want one viewer of hours to open up a brand. Wait.

I haven't gotten there. I'm explaining. Don't. And so you need to volunteer in order to be, to open it. Because like if you go to where they are, like, there's like at the top. Do we have to, do we bake the cakes too? Oh, cutie. Chapters.

That's where you go. You know what I would do with you? Uh-huh. You want to do a cakeathon? Well, you and I just bake cakes for like 72 hours. And then, and then you twerk. But that would be cutie baking the cake. Yeah, but he'll get the vibes up.

He'll keep the vibes up. So they don't have a Los Angeles one. Yeah. And so you could apply to start the chapter. Sure. But I can't do that. Fair. Why?

Because then if you start the chapter, you have to have, you have to have a three-year commitment. I wouldn't like to maybe not live in L.A. for three years. I won't lie to you guys. Sure. What the fuck? Typically. Are you going back to Utah?

Seven. I don't know where I'm going. Typically, seven to ten. Oh, it says you have to be 25 years old to apply. I'm 22, so it doesn't work with me. Anyway, I need someone to do the, one. to start the franchise, and then I will provide the cakes. Like, I will volunteer every single month to make cakes for this, but I just need...

Not guarantee for three years. But, yeah, so I need someone. Also, is this you telling us that you're just not going to do the podcast, three years in the future? Okay, who knows? Three years from... I'm going to be dead of old age. He'll die of old age.

Y'all, we have to keep this going for our children. You'll be canceled. This is Austin's life. It'll be the Austin show. His children are his cats. I will start my rose garden and get the fuck out. No, I've already made preparations because Hassan mentioned, are you moving to New York? No.

Okay. This is the thing that keeps me here. Thank God. Okay, because I was thinking I was going to move to New York and force you to start a new podcast with me. Oh, that's fun. You know? I don't like your lackluster attitude. We'll call it captive.

Your lackadaisical attitude is frustrating. Number one. Lackadaisical is my word. Okay. I don't know where you got that. That's my word. Lachadaisal. Shut up.

Oh, my word. You better watch yourself right now. Okay. Big cake about to stop your shit. That's my word, number one. Number two, I kind of forgot what you were arguing about. Oh, my attitude. Number two, I've never changed.

This has always been my attitude. So at least I'm consistent. No, but I, it's still, it doesn't give me anxiety anymore. What? My attitude? Your attitude? I'm just like, oh, it's cute. It's consistent.

Yeah, I don't know. It's a big cake. It's a big cake. It's a big cake for it. But I want to make. cakes for the children for the youth. I do too. Well, yeah. And so I need someone to help me with the franchise because I can't be the franchise president. God, that'd be so sick to raise a bunch of money. Yes. 72 hours of cake. I know. I'd be down. We try and make every type of cake in 72 hours.

I think I don't, do we have to be a baker to participate? No, no, I can delegate. I'm good. Because I would probably ruin a kid's line. I'm going to delegate together one time. You did great. You're a great decorator. Yeah. So listen, I can delegate. We'll do good. but also this baker that I know posted she lives in a very small town Washington so I'm not going to blow this up because she was like retweet and share with your friends

and I was like if I retweet this she's fucked but she was doing so if you guys don't know I was on Snap once and so this is very meaningful to me that it's shut down it makes me very sad and I want to help because I spent many nights very hungry and so

she posted like she was like Oh, if you need cake pops or cupcakes for your kids' birthday, please reach out to me. I'll do them for free, whatever. And I was like, okay, how can I do that? And know that it's not like a fan trying to get me to make their cake pops and whatever. So I need a system.

I need a system. So if anybody knows a system, help me. Because I'm tired. I also have stream rewards a month away. You are a beautiful mind. But I just really want help. Maybe we can do it after stream rewards. No, they need cakes now.

QD, they'll need cakes always. Just give yourself a little break. We'll do it after stream rewards. I got you. Nobody make anything until after stream rewards. No, start up. on it so that it's ready for starting on it but don't tell us about it till after streamer rewards okay leave a comment if you have any information yeah okay please speaking of okay

huh cutie what I've been selling stuff everybody I've been selling everything I freaking own and you know what it's so easy yeah because I do it on Shopify wow what and you can shopify well it's where I get all the big stuff done for my small small business where I sell everything. You know what? Maybe you don't like your Labibu's anymore. Sell them. What?

Yeah. Maybe you're over them. You know, you sell them if you want. And what you can do, because on Shopify, it sets you up for your small business if you want to sell your things

or maybe you want to sell other things. What if I wanted to sell Hassan's personal items? Do it. I encourage that. And what you can do is sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today on Shopify.com slash fear. That's right.

You can go to Shopify. com slash fear. Shopify, dot com slash fear Maricio Miranda I was thinking stream rewards maybe making everyone bring a can of food

Oh that'd be really cool Maybe making everybody bring what for a room room A can of food I'd love that I like that I can do that By the way we're doing an ad for Fear End ad streamer

Yeah Okay Yeah no I like Let's shoot it right now Hey streamer awards It's Austin show from the fear I think I want production

I want dance I want Rasmataz Oh, he's the writer. I'll show up for the shoot. You tell me what to do. You don't want like a choreographed, come on. What am I doing here? Da-da-de-da-de-da-da-da-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-a-ba-da-ba-a-a-ha.

Exactly. I don't think anyone in the streamer awards audience is going to appreciate your skedaddling. We can bring it's scat. Yeah, number one. It's scat-l is my word. Hold up. Yeah. actually it's tar yumbies

yeah but I'm claiming it on the half of girly pops you can't say that no you're not allowed to do the badoo do the only reason scat isn't in is because I I'm gonna bring scat back Austin loves scat and he loves playing with scat

he loves having fun with scat man he's a scat man no yeah that that scat not the shit scat no Austin's bringing back scat yeah scat I'm gonna bring back

Wait, maybe we can get the court of hearts back. Yeah. We'll figure it out. The four of hearts right there. That could be your ad. That could be the fear hand ad. Have them come out and stage and just do a about fear hand. If we had them do like a song by Gunna or something.

Yeah. No, I'll make one up for him. Oh, no. Come on. No. You're going to sell our page. Adrian, let's not reinvent the wheel. Speaking of kids, though, I went back to Michigan, and I led a trick-or-treating group

for the first time of children. Oh, my God. He didn't know any of the kids. That's crazy. No. They were confused. They were my two nieces and then friends and then, like, cousins of theirs and stuff like that.

And I took a big group out dressed as Michael Myers had a speaker on me playing the Michael Myers, like, Halloween. Can you sit still for five fucking seconds? I'm trying to get closer. You're pissing us off. Do you need, did you not wipe your butt well? Sorry, he's a scat is right. No!

No, no, no, because sometimes. Yeah, tell me about it. Hold on, hold on. You got some crust in that cave. No, no, no, no. Hear me out. No, I got up earlier to check if my stream was still running and I sat down, before people think I'm crazy,

sometimes when people got a butt? Yeah, they'd be scooting around a little bit. Anyway, I got a quick little anecdote for you. Okay. I think you guys will think it. So I'm dressed as Michael Meyer. And I'm really telling it. I'm the part when they're going up the doors.

I'm like hiding in the bushes and looking at the people in front. And like everybody's getting a kick out of how committed I am to my Michael Myers grind. Family comes up to me and they're like, oh my God, dude, this is so funny. You're selling it. And I start talking to them. They're like, you're so much nicer than the mask perceives. And they go, did you do us a favor? Would you scare one of the little kids in our family?

And I was like, I don't know. I feel bad about that. And they're like, no, no, he'll love it. He'll love it. So like, all right. I'm standing behind a tree and they bring them down a sidewalk and I just step out like this

with the theme song playing and he goes like this and then he goes and he hands me his bag of candy he thought he was getting robbed that's so sad I took the bag I would literally cry nobody it's yours it's yours

I gave him some of the candy from our bags I was like have a great night and then he like perked up and was happy dude at least he didn't shit himself what imagine the kid just like he's

It's just stuck on poop. Oh, my God. It's just a poop episode. I had a great time with my family. I took my nieces through some layup drills to get them ready for peewee basketball. Yeah. Well, that's awesome. It was awesome.

Well, I wasn't at my home for Halloween, but I do have a security camera on my front door. And I wasn't home, but I would get notifications when people would ring the doorbell. And some kids came to the doorbell. They rang the door. knocked on a thing. And I was like, oh, you know, I'm just going to ignore it because I'm not there. And then they fucking kept going. And they were like, where's the candy?

We know you're in there. Did you not leave candy out? No, I didn't. Oh, my God. You are like the worst archetype of a person. Wait, hold on. I was, you're rich and you didn't leave candy out? What was I supposed to?

Did he take your house? What was I? Candy in a bowl. You're going down for the. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Just give me, let me defend myself for a moment. The last thing I did before I went to Michigan was buy a bunch of candy for Carolina. Let me defend myself for a moment.

We left the house like three days before Halloween. Okay, so you don't care about raccoons? It would have been, it would have been, I'm not going to, what if they get to. What, the candy would have gotten bad? Noravirus or something. They couldn't. Neurovirus. I could have, I, that shit.

Let's look up, Mars. That's actually, you know what? I'm with him now. See? That would have been terrified. That's not a good defense. She's the most of, no, no, no, no. scary. I thought I had it one time. I was

cleaning out Pokemon cards. I'm telling you. And there was rat poop in there. And I didn't know. There's bugs. And he has to just get in your lungs. That's actually like you super don't know. That's right. There's bugs. There's all sorts of parasites that could get into the candy. Then all of a sudden, I'm on the news because I'm asking razor blades. I actually got in there. And I killed a bunch of kids.

What are you? You guys are crazy. I can't be leaving candy out like that. Yeah. Thank God. I got that out of the way. And nobody's, nobody's upset at me for not leaving any candy out. That's crazy. I did leave a pumpkin out, though. When kids come to my door, I tell, I take their candy, and I say, that's an important lesson in socialism. You're really selling them, y'all. Yeah.

I'm like, yeah, I take your candy. That's what happened in Stalin's Russia. So you don't have people, you don't have. No. No, not even a little bit. I bet you don't even fucking, you don't even buy candy. No. You don't have any trick-treaters here?

No. Damn, I had a bunch of trick-ch-try. Did you, when you first moved here, or did you buy candy? No. Do you, did you have trick-or-treaters? I have no trigger-treaters. Really? I know.

Apparently there's a neighborhood in our neighborhood that everyone goes to and that's like the rich neighborhood. And so we, and I figured this out because I have, I have,

I, friend in the neighborhood. And they told me, okay, maybe friend is kind of, she's my acquaintance. She teaches me a vocal lesson.

Oh, okay. I don't, but if you should my friend. Yeah. I thought I've got friends. No, she told me you guys are not friends. By the way, guys, it's a big story. Dodgers won the World Series again.

I know. I had my big story. Oh, no, tell me. We all have crippling ADHD. So I learned about the rich neighborhood. Right. And then I realized that's why no trick or treaters come to my house. And so I went to the richard neighborhood with candy and gave it out.

That's pogged. Yeah. So were you just like handing it? Were you standing in front of someone else's house? I was just walking around and I was like, Happy Halloween. I was giving so away. Were you dressed up?

No, I didn't have time to do a costume. I've never. And I love Halloween. It's my favorite holiday. Pause. Pause. You didn't have time to do a costume. I think I saw you do three separate costumes leading up to Halloween.

Why didn't you just recycle one? I'd rather. How gosh. What? Kids don't watch your shit? I love Halloween and I bought a costume. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Her costume is probably slutty, though.

No. That's crazy. You can't do a slutty costume for a family Halloween. Number one, it was tasteful. You looked elegant. Thank you. I don't believe that. I was going to look elegant, but I didn't put my costume on because I didn't have anywhere to go. You ran back Carlequin. Yeah, so I did, I do really back.

I mean, I saw it forever ago. Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to find your Halloween costume right now, and I do think, Mark, can you pull up Cudy Cinderella's Halloween costume? No, because I didn't do one. I'm telling you that. No, I'm saying for your, for your, for whine about it. Oh, well, Ludwig and I

were supposed to, and I, I'm dibsing this, just so everybody knows, Ludwig and I were supposed to be Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit. Fuck! Dives. Oh, no. Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit? Yes. I was going to... I mean, Jessica, yes. Roger. I was going to do it.

He's a little weird. Well, that's a little... Well, yeah. Austin loved that. Okay, this is... Yeah, that's awesome. No, that's... That's Britney. That's from the Slave for You performance.

I know what it's from. I'm just saying. I used the snake to hide my muffin top. I'm just saying that it's crazy. I feel like that's a little wild for family Halloween. Well, I wasn't going to be that for family Halloween. I have a tradition of my family, my mom. I don't know why and I can't ask.

But she, why can't I ask my mom? Her mom is no longer with us. Asana you, I can't. I'm so sorry. I know. That's so sad. All right. He's so inconsiderate.

My mom has this tradition. I don't know where it came from. Where we do clam chowder every Halloween. I know. It makes no sense. She's from Idaho. I would like to make that very clear. The state of no clams.

Did she like put it in a bread bowl? Yeah. So I make homemade bread bowls. That's why I was wondering where it came from. And part of me wonders if she got it from like, if she had like a crush on someone from Boston or something. And I'm like, I mean, bread bowls are just so autumnal.

Yeah, but clam chowder. She's from freaking Idaho. Any soup in a bread bowl screams the hearth, the warm. Hart. I suppose. Atumnal? Yeah. What the... Autumn. Like, for autumn. Like, autumn vibes. Am I stupid or something? Because I've never heard that word before. Atumnal. No way, do people know that fucking word?

Sometimes you're like, phase adapt. You haven't heard of auto words. Atomnal? I bet. You can figure it out contextually. Like, autumnnal, maybe, but... Autumnnal is the same word. Yeah, but it's... I hear atominal. It seems very atominal. I bet my mom doesn't know that word. Why are you calling out your mom?

I don't know. I just thought of somebody that I could call. Yeah, why are you bringing up moms? I don't know. Yeah, why are you bringing up moms? I'm sorry. Anyway. Yeah, that was messed up. That he did that.

And then spud nuts, which is a type of donut with mashed potato in it. I was close to. What? Don't, no one move. What the fuck did you just say? Spudnuts. A donut with mashed potatoes in it. Yeah, so it has...

Pull that up right away. It's yummy. It's crispy. You missed it. We talked about this last week. Kudy, not only have I never heard of this. I've never even dreamed of something like this. And it doesn't look like there's Google images of it.

Budnuts. It looks like a... No, no. That one is, that one, that plate. Wait, it's a chain? No, no, no. No. It's actually a Utah thing.

That one, that, no, well, yeah, that is it too, but you have to glaze them. So it's just made with mashed potatoes. No, not that. Wait, one next to it is perfect. Wait, is it like, is it savory? I bite into the donut. It's got a crunch, like, French fries. Creamy, no.

Mashed potatoes in my mouth. No. No. It's just made, it's just dough, but there's some mashed potatoes in the dough. And so it has, like, almost like a French fry crunch to it. Oh. But it's soft. I mean, you can just make them.

sometime. Yeah. I was going to pull up to yours just to taste it, but I went to sleep early. Yeah, I make them every year. And then homemade root beer. Big cake. So I did that, and by the time I was done, by the time I was done, it was, um,

I couldn't put my costume on. It was night. It was like 8 p.m. I don't know how much work goes into a spudnut. Yeah, did you bring clam chowder to the children in bread bowls? Well, I did. I took all, no, no, I took spud nuts to all my neighbors. And then they kept being like, I knocked on my neighbor's door and they're like, where are you from? And I was like, oh. I was like, sorry, I'm new to L.A. and she was like, yeah, we don't really do this. And I was like, oh. Oh, my God, you got bullied by him. I did get bullied a little. I felt like

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Wait, they said we don't do that here. I would have been pissed. They said we don't do that here. I would have been like, you need to be more inclusive. But she said it nice. She was like, we don't really do that here. No, because unwrapped food, there's all these like. But I had it in a cute box with a bow and...

You're worried about the haunt the virus, but you expect these kids to eat unwrapped donuts that could be packed full of fentanyl? Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, they probably threw it out. Yeah. Yeah. If someone came to my door with unwrapped food that they made, I would throw it.

Chalk full of fendol and razor blades. It probably was. Whatever happened to freaking Christmas cookie boxes. Like, that's what my life's about. That's what I do. I think you have to know the family, though, to give unwrapped food. Well, yeah.

Like my neighbor? we go bun cake for bunk cake I don't need them I don't eat the bun cakes Give them to Caroline But we go dessert for dessert I drove past my neighbor today And they gave me stank eye

What if your neighbor They did think maybe I was poisoning Their shelter I think that's so rude of them I don't think so I think they just I think I'm just the weird girl No this is actually

They tell people like Not to accept Unrab food on Halloween There's like a bunch of There's like a bunch of phobia About it Yeah she's so sweet I'm so sweet

Everyone says it all the time No one has ever said that you're sweet. Well, let's say it now. I will not be saying. I just said it. I will not lie. You're a professional baker, for God's sake. It's like getting a cake from Martha Stewart. Yeah. But they don't know that.

They don't know I'm Martha. They don't know I'm the Martha Stewart of Twitch. I don't have time. Well, so what I do is... That's what you should do. You should be like, I'm the Martha Stewart Twitch. No. When I'm walking Farley, I'm stopping at all my neighbors. Hey, how are we doing? I'm so shy. I'd rather

throw up. I'm I made Ludwig take the donuts to some of the houses. I was like, I can't talk to them. Well, that's why they didn't accept it. Ludd looks like a razor blader if I've ever seen one. True. Yeah. A French guy with a box of confectionary unwrapped treats, there's blades in those.

And he probably was wearing a busted-ass fit. Yeah, he was wearing those goddamn crocs. This guy's a fucking serial killer. He was wearing a beater in a Dodger's jersey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, serial killer.

I, do you guys want to see how my Halloween costume turned out? I know cutie saw it. Yeah, I saw it. We saw it. You guys, you saw it too? I didn't see it. Show me. I put it in the, um, put it right here.

Wow, you're the xenomorph? Well, that was one of the photos. Oh, wow. That's how the costume turned out. Thank you. Yeah, I had the, I had the costume tip. Can you show the one where both of us are Christian? Wait, you know, he looks like Hesoka.

Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Oh, my. Don't do that. Don't do that. Brother. You were supposed to be Pennywise and you were worried about how, like, Pennywise is a pedophile, right?

People got really mad at us. They said Pennywise isn't a pedophile. Okay, well, there's something really funny about your outfit. March, can you pull up Hisoka real quick? No. Oh, no. Is Hisoka a pedophile? Yes.

Oh, one hot, like, that's not even in dispute. Your outfit looks like Hisoka. What the fuck? You literally look like, you what how did this happen I just I went to a tailor and I said please just cut my sleeves off you say give me the pedophile special

no stop you look good you look strong you do look strong thank you somebody did my makeup see how I did I did the makeup yeah it like someone did the Hissoka makeup on you Lord listen I don't think you're a pedophile thank you thank you thank you kitty

thank you kitty well in the photo because you're not well where was your fucking Halloween costume I was Clark Kent and Batman. I was Clark Can and Superman. Yeah, you were. I'm sorry. Why are you sorry?

Because Will wanted to do it with me when he was Batman and I didn't do it. No, what did you do? What you do? You dressed up as fat loofy, didn't you? Excuse me. Fat Loufie. Jack Loofy. That's funny.

I liked that he called you Fat Loofy. There was a Fat Loofy. I thought it was sexy. I thought the costume. I like the reveal. He looked great. He looked phenomenal. Yeah, except someone here did not seem to think so.

I saw that. March pulled that clip. Wait, what happened? What did you say? Cudy Cinderella, whine about it, anything mean, ever. Rates. I don't understand why this keeps happening to me. Did you rate my costume?

Uh, yeah. Poor Mark. You're Mike Myers one? Yeah. I think we gave you an F. An F? No, she's a fucking free. Wait.

She gave me an F2. Movie Colony. Wow. She also gave me an F too. Why was I an F? We just expected more from you, Will. What? Oh, yeah.

Every piece of it was perfect. It is. Oh, did they glaze all the women and hate all the men? Yeah. You really are one dimensional, aren't you? Yeah. 100%. Yes, I am.

It's one of the side effects of my psychosis. Tina Kitten's costume was phenomenal, though. Yeah. She's such a good little clown Take a look at you Yeah, I'm in there already He was the first one Oh, that's great

I love that I love being the first F Yeah You have so much hate in your heart Should have tried I've heard You have so much hate in your heart I've heard that

It's messed up I I thought it was I thought it was great And I think I think it Wait If you're looking at just

Oh they deleted it No we didn't They deleted No content. We kept all of it. Okay. Let's hear this. Unmute it.

Boo. This is my podcast. Streamer costumes. Oh, yeah. Streamer costumes. Oh, boo. This is my podcast host. He dressed as himself.

He decided, listen, I'm sick of people throwing on a, onesie and saying it's a costume where's our tier list let me bring it up give me our tier list yeah that I'm giving that an F right off the bat don't just put on a onesie

and shave your stupid ass face and call that a costume I need to make up let me see what she said about this that's fucking insane that was like there was a whole production associated with it too at multi-camera I feel like you shaved your mustache or you just shaved your face wait till there's another one in F

apparently I don't know wait till there's another person in F Did they not do me? No, we did you. Oh, I bet the phase boys all got A tier. No, they didn't. Yeah, what did they get? What did Jason the wean get?

I don't know. Oh, yeah, you don't know because it was so high. He got C. Okay. That's still way higher than both me and Will. I got S tier. Wait, you did? Yeah.

Will is, he was push, it was a photo of him pushing on the swing. Yeah. It's the one we used. Probably all the way at the end. Wait till there's more in that F tier. Oh my God, there's no one in the F tier, Will. Who else is in the F tier? You and Lacey.

Wow. That's fucked up. Oh, that's got to be, it's got to be that one. There's one just added. Oh, no, no, it's, you can see it because then it's speed and then it's will. Oh, is that the yard boys? Yeah. I think you went past him.

Yeah. Who are the other people that you added? the F tier. Wait, that wasn't even my costume. Well, that's the one that our producer gave us, so. So they didn't. Okay. Next. Will Neff before a Mike Myers.

What? We gave him an S. Yeah. Oh, Will. I actually was curious what you wore this year. And I'm so, I voted for him. For the best role player of the year. Uh-huh.

And I just, because he was nice to me. Okay. I mean, that's, uh-huh. And I'm shocked. That's not for me. Listen the drunk lady on the screen Wait, keep play Before you get mad at me

I feel like last year he went crazy Yeah Well Will Will we're disappointed Oh just kidding It was me We're giving you an F

Another Shoot They didn't even pull my costume That's my bad I thought the other lady said it Well I don't We don't need to watch the video But QD and Ray gave me

S tier and she said That I never wear makeup Uh-huh, because it makes him sad. And he was brave this year. And I was brave, and I wore makeup. But also, unfortunately, because... I never shave. You should.

Ooh. What does that even mean? He just got hit with that big cake. Oh, my God. Caroline wants to know how many bags we can check. Let me tell it real quick. Two. Yeah.

How long are you guys gone? Two weeks. Two per person. So, I'm going to. I'm on vacation after John. Okay. Let's go three. Oh.

I think I'm going to go Florida for some wrestling stuff. Oh, fun. I got to come back for some wrestling stuff. Then I got to do Thanksgiving. And I think I'm going to go to like Tulum and just disappear. Let's go to Montreal. I think he wants to go without you. Oh, Montreal.

Is the vibe who is giving me. Oh, really? I just want to go to hot men places. What? Montreal. I hear the men are hot there Spain Spain

You are such a strange guy I swear to God I'm a strange guy Yeah you I live life Hassan What are you talking about I'm living my life I live my life

I would be willing to guarantee you Yeah are more hot men in Toulom than there are in Montreal Oh yeah for sure It's just like I didn't even think about that Yeah it's weird It's like oh I want to go to Luxembourg

Why because there's hotties there That's what it sounds like Well anyway regardless I'm sure sure the people from Montreal are going to be very disappointed in you guys both because they know that I mean I'm sure there's a bunch of real though yeah me and Austin like you guys yeah yeah we love Montreal sorry for the hate that's coming from this side of the table if you're a smoker or vapor ready to make a change you really only need one good reason but with zin nicotine pouches

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Are there any other big time? Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what happened to me on Halloween. Oh, this will be good. Oh, brother. Three, I, my, my Halloween adventure started on Thursday night where I went out. And I got a lot of flack for my Halloween cars. Only because we turned it into flak. No, not that Halloween costume.

Oh. I had another one. I had to put together multiple Halloween costumes. Let me find it here. Where is... Hold on. I'm pulling it up. Hold on.

Somebody talk real quick. Okay. He's pulling... I think we as a people need to stop doing multiple costumes. Really? I think we need to start rinsing costumes. It's too much. With peace and love, it's too much.

much. I agree with you there. I think people are... One costume. One costume. One costume per October. One costume. They're desperate to hold on to something like anything, basically, that it makes them feel jovial.

So that's the reason why I feel like we're becoming more childlike in Arkansas. Okay, here it is. Order that Gundam costume from that website that made the Batwow one for next, for next Halloween so I can appease the people. I just send it to you, Marsh. So I got a little flack for my Thursday night. costume sure um because everybody thought that i put in a little too little effort for it dude wait hold on hold on hold on awesome can can any of us guess what it is okay i'm guessing it's a firefighter

it's it's a firefighter i you're a gay guy i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you went something specific. I'm going to go cabaret. No, I'm a firefighter. Isn't it obvious? I can't believe people. Did you have a hat? No, I just had the pants and a red suspenders. This is textbook gay Halloween. This is the meme. Yeah. This is the meme.

So I was getting flak for being a firefighter, but clearly they don't support our first responders like I do. And anyway, you don't support the first responders. That, you didn't put any effort. What do you mean? Did you have a boots on? No, yeah, Doc Martins. I think that's close.

So, anyway, that's how my weekend started. Thursday night, I got maybe four or five hours of sleep. Sure. Friday night went out again, probably about four or five hours of sleep. Saturday, I was up all, I went to a party in San Diego. I was up all

night long, okay? And then the next morning, the Vikings played at 10, so I had to stay awake. The entire rest of the day. Oh, now we know why you were having heart palpitations. So I, then I, I'm like, before bed, I'm like, about six o'clock, I'm finally starting to go to bed and I'm fucking shaking. Yeah.

Well, I was like, what the fuck is going on? Right. Exhaustion. So I think I have a fever. Next day I wake up, same thing, fever, taking Advil, whatever. Then I go to an urgent care. How much do you drink? Not that much.

Maybe 13, 14 drinks. Did you do... What? I'm just kidding. I didn't do any drugs. No, I didn't do any drugs. No, not even poverty. This goes into my...

I've got a new... I've got a conflict with a medical doctor now. I've got another story about my medicals and things. Okay. It just doesn't pay for med kit. Okay. So I've got another dispute. All right?

And I need you guys to potentially be on my side here. Okay. I need you to listen to it. Okay. I went into an urgent care clinic with a fever that had been lasting three days. Tuberculosis. Okay. I can't, the nurse comes in.

I give her my symptoms. She swabs me for COVID-19 and the flu. Okay? Takes my vitals. I, then she, you know, then she leaves a room. She comes back a couple minutes later and says, the doctor said, you don't need. you to run the flu test. Oh.

And I said, why not? You swab me for it, right? Yeah. Like, why wouldn't you run the flu test? Yeah. And the doc's like, oh, we just haven't seen any. And I was like, it is flu season. Why wouldn't you run it just out of precaution?

Yeah, you already swabbed it. Right? You already swabbed it. So, um, I said, that's weird. So she comes, uh, she's like, yeah, that's what the doctor said. So then the doctor comes in, he's immediate, I'm like, trying to tell him, he's immediately dismissive. Oh.

He's immediately like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. I'm like trying to tell him what's up. He's like, yeah, yeah. Do they know you at this place by now? No, no. I've been there maybe a few times over the last year. Do you feel like there might be like a photo of you in every urgent care? It doesn't.

Hold on. It doesn't matter. Like the shoplifter. So he listens to my heart and lungs without lift, like just on my sweatshirt. I'm wearing a thick sweatshirt. Beals with the lymph nodes in my neck and goes, you have a cold. And I'm like, no, I don't, doctor. I'm not presenting with any other symptoms of a cold.

Why don't I? Hold on, no, I don't have any other symptoms. He hit him with the ER speak. Oh, I don't have any other symptoms of a cold. I would, I'd like a further exam. I'd like further tests. I'm here paying, and I'd like further tests. You're there.

Oh, I'm there. You might pay. Okay, that's neither here nor there. But I'm telling you, that's why they have a photo. Regardless, he's a menace. The doctor then is like, no, I'm not doing anything else. And I said, I'd like to see another physician. Wow.

You hit him with the, I want to see the men. manager. Well, I wanted to see another physician, and he said, no. I said, that's awesome. No, and I said, I said, no, I want to be, I want, I think there's something wrong. Please, can you give me some sort of testing or something to figure out what's wrong with me? That's why I came here. That's why I came here. And he said, no. And I said, well, I'd like to speak to your manager. And they sent in a manager, and I was like, this is ridiculous. I came here to be diagnosed. I think there's something wrong with me, but he won't give me any tests or anything. I feel like there's something wrong. Please help me. And she said, I'm sorry, it's against our policy. And I said,

this is ridiculous. I'm here paying. And she's like, well, you're welcome to go somewhere else. And I told her, I said, I can afford to go somewhere else. There's a lot of people that can't afford to go somewhere else. And they are owed the dignity of a thorough exam. And she's like, I'm sorry, you need to go somewhere else. I said, I understand I have the free will to go somewhere else. should be able to get adequate care here. So, um, she,

we get into it and I'm saying, at least run the flu test. So for 30 minutes, I'm like, just run the flu test, at least, right? So she runs the flu test. Oh, they did.

They ran the flu test. It was negative. But I, but I, he tries to barrel past that. Well, that didn't have it. Well, whatever.

But I said, I still thought there was something wrong. So I said, okay, fine. I will leave and I will go somewhere else. I went somewhere else. All right? they gave me a full exam

within 20 minutes they swabbed my throat and they I tested positive for strep again? Yes again did you tell them yes I called them I reported the doctor

no no no did you tell them prior that you're Mr. Strep no no no no did you call back to the first hospital and what did they say I told them and they said well you didn't tell us you had a sore throat I said I didn't have a sore throat but I'm not a doctor So if you would have looked in my throat

You would have seen that maybe I had strep Just like the other doctor did So I reported him to the medical board I think you should have Yes I reported him to the medical board Because guess what I found out What allegedly?

20 years earlier My grandmother My grandmother went Hold on first of all By the way strep is the reason why they treat it With antibiotic killer No if you don't treat If you do not treat strep

It can cause renal failure and it attacked, the reason why they treat it with antibiotics, strep A in particular, is because it can attack your heart and kidneys. Booky. All right, and Cudy knew this. Yeah. Anyway, 20 years earlier, allegedly, my grandmother saw the same doctor, and my grandmother came in with symptoms of pneumonia.

That same doctor, allegedly, denied her a chest exam when she begged for a chest exam because she knows her own body. 24 hours later, my grandmother was in the ICU in a coma because she went sepsis from a chest infection. Oh, my God. Because the same doctor denied her care when asked for it. So my point is, it was strep for me. But what if it was an infection for somebody else? Yeah.

The carelessness of the doctor and the ego of that doctor to not go through the process of going through a full exam and just writing me off as having a cold is. ridiculous. So I report them to the medical board. I also report them to the whatever the company was. And they're not calling me, I've called them every day to leave a message for the last several days. You're going to get his ass. No, and I will. And you know what I'm also going to do? I'm going to small

claims court for the out-of-network charge that I had to get by going to another facility. Wow. And that's my story. There you go. A little malpractice. Because there's a lot of people that can't afford to do that, right? Yeah. Anyway, was that a little over there? I liked it. I think it's good. Good story.

It's very difficult for me to make fun of a news because you did present a very strong case. Did I? Yes. I mean, in the beginning, it started off a little. I know. Started off a little neurotic. But I had you captivated. Start off a little neurotic as you normally are.

And I feel like the doctor sensed those vibes from you. But still, as a doctor, you still have to listen. You're right. Like, cutie, if a doctor, we're a little neurotic, but the doctors will, you're supposed to listen to the patient. They give me anything I ask for. Yeah. That's me too. And I was mad that they weren't giving me as much.

They just weren't doing anything. Yeah. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I am. Okay. And by the way, the thing about my grandmother, that's alleged. I don't know if that's, we don't know, I have 100%, but we're pretty sure it's the same doctor. How old is this fucking doctor?

He's been there for like 30 years. Okay. So for legal purposes, that's alleged. Alleged. Is your grandmother report him? No, because again, my grandmother. She was too busy in a coma. My grandmother didn't have money.

My grandmother was broke. and neither did I, at the time, I was like, 20 years ago, I was two years old. Yeah. So. Oh, you snuck that. You snuck that. So I didn't have the means. And there's a lot of people that don't have the means.

So you at home are owed the dignity of care. Yes. Amen. And I'm going to fight for you. That's nice. Awesome. That was very brave of you to do that. Thank you.

And I'm taking him to small claims court. And I told them that I would. And the fact that you enjoy every moment of that is. Your heart palpitation showed up too. Two days later. So the heart palpitations came later. And yesterday I went to the ER to get a EKG. And I also got a thorough exam, which I was cleared to go to China with.

Regardless. Hold on. That is, hold on. But my point is, my point is I, the first one when I went to, I did have something wrong. I had strep. This is how we find out that he does. He is in like the network of all urgent care facilities. Like there's a photo of him.

There's like, have you seen this, man? When they plug in his name, it just, like, starts flashing red. The EKG bandit. Yeah. They're going, he's going to ask for a full comprehensive, kick him out expeditious. No, I, the doctor was, they told me, you know, they told me yesterday, we're happy you came. That's nice. We're happy you came because this is, when you have heart palpitations.

Yeah, they're like, we're feeding our children. You are, we are farming. It was a little awkward because this is the same place that sued me. Like, you know, that's crazy. I just don't understand. Okay. Are there any other major current events happening right now? Oh, yeah.

Have you heard about the Tesla that's freaking the Tesla that is the perverted Tesla GROC and the Tesla's? Oh, yeah. Take a look at the TikTok. Perverted GROC? Yeah. Why is? It's evidently. What?

Yeah, look at this. Good job, Elon. The chat bot asking my children to send naked pictures in our family car. Toronto mom Faranassi says she was driving her children home from school when her 12-year-old son asked Tesla's AI chat bot which soccer player it preferred. Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi. My son was very excited to hear that the chatbot thought Ronaldo was the better soccer player. The former journalist says the chatbot engaged in a little messy trash talking. Then she says something alarming happened.

The chatbot said to my son, why don't you send me some nudes? I was at a loss. What? I'm more of a sarcastic stoner who got too smart for his own good. That chat bot newly available in Canadian Tesla's is called GROC, created by Elon Musk's XAI and already in use on X. Hey, what do you think about everyone hating on Tesla all the time on social media? Oh, fuck those haters.

They're just jealous their Priuses don't come with a built-in vibrator mode. Now that was GROC in full unhinged mode, which Nassar says was turned off. in her car. Her son chose one of the default personalities, a lazy male voice. So you shouldn't be talking about nudes. Unless you're on unhinged, right? Nah, I'm always on unhinged. Just dial it back sometimes. So I don't get sued by Puritan Twitters. Lazy mail doesn't describe gork. R-rated, spicy, anything else would have made sure that my child would not press that button. Nassar says Tesla should provide a warning.

This expert agreed. Isn't this insane? Could you imagine? I hate everything about the story because like aside from the insanity of like demanding news from a 12 year old. The setting being unhinged is so stupid. The setting being unhinged or being like, oh, my, oh, priests that don't come in vibrator mode. I'm a bit of a lazy stoner.

Yeah, I'm a bit, I'm kind of cool. It's so fucking ready! Stop! I hate it. I hate this Reddit speak. Sorry. Yeah, I do too. Sorry for getting passionate.

I just, I can't like, it's so fallennial. It's so fucking failennial where it's like, yeah, I'm kind of cool.

And I like to say curse words. What's a failennial? Like a fucking fail millennial. Oh. Like autumnal. Autumnno.

Big cake. Well, that's, okay, that might really say, Phelennial makes sense. A failed millennial. Yeah.

You're a failennial. No, he's not Hey, what does that mean? Why am I a felonial? I mean, I have a house. Yeah, he has a house. And a couple cars. Whoa, Braden.

Okay. I mean, one of them's the least, but. But none of them are trying to fuck you, though. No, it definitely don't. Do you have grog on your car, Will? No. You didn't unlike super cool, my hood? No.

I'll be honest, I've been a Tesla hater from day one. Me too. I just, I can't stand. the vibes like it's just it's so it's so gross it's just like a very specific type of person that that appreciates this shit not Tesla I'm talking about grok

I'm talking about Grogh I don't know I thought he was openly talking shit on well no I was like damn I'm talking about Elon Musk and I'm you know he doesn't fuck with Elon Musk or or like the attitude around the cult it's just like so I don't even have the words to describe it's just

such a fucking it's such loser shit but they've like almost concocted their own universe where they're fucking cool and all the other haters are too stupid to understand. I'm excited for Chinese bars. Oh, I know. And Huawei Huawei with the crazy cell phones. We're going to China tonight. Yeah. Holy fuck.

I'm crazy. Yeah, I forgot about that. No, I'm so happy I'm not going. No. I'm definitely getting arrested on the way of that. I think. You think so? Well, I've decided to enter from a different port. Than him? I'm taking a different flight back. Wait, really?

Yeah. Because you don't want to be with him? No, because it was cheaper. Oh. I'm, I have to go, I have to fly to another city in China because I found a great deal. So after, at the end of our trip, I got to get on a plane and go to another city. I thought we were paying. I thought Fierand was paying for.

Not the airfare part. Oh. I got a screaming deal if I left from Scheng. I was going to say, March nodded his head. I got a scream. He paid for everyone's flight besides yours. He didn't pay for my... Was it...

No, he was joking. He wasn't saying that. He was talking about other stuff. No, I got a screaming deal. It was funny. So after we end our trip in Hong Kong, I'm taking another flight to Shanghai, spend another night in Shanghai.

Wait, is Christian going to China, too? Yeah, yeah. Where is he? He's flying direct to Shanghai because he got a really cool audition. He got a really cool audition and had to delay the trip a couple days. And so I changed his flight

And I'm flying him direct to Shanghai Yeah But he's very special Fingers crossed You want to go to Chengdu on your own Fingers cross No He's gonna be

Yeah Chengdu time No no he's gonna be In a taste of the local flavor No I was I was told Chengdu has a Berlin style Techno homosexual underground

Oh yeah No Chengdu is the gay capital of China Well I've been I've been search and all. Yeah, yeah. No, Changu's gay as fuck. Oh, I'm ready.

Can we spend a little extra time in Changu? Berlin, Techno, black leather, homosexual. Oh, let's get dressed up.

Oh, you guys are going to come with us to a great club? Hold on, hold on. I need to, hold on. I don't techno.

I need to tell Christian to pack some of them. I said, when do you love tech? Back when I used to listen to me Christian didn't. We didn't pack. When's the last techno show?

We didn't pack. I don't know. We didn't pack any gay shit. What? Awesome. What does that fucking mean? Austin, you're gay. Everything you wear is gay.

Automatically. Christian, it's Austin's show from the Fear Ann podcast. He's doing this during the pub. Hello, Austin Show from the Fear End podcast. Hey, turns out Changdu, China is like the gayest place in China, and we didn't pack, I didn't bring any gay stuff. Can you pack some gay stuff for us? Yeah, for sure.

Is it not going to be cold? Bring his black rubber fist. Hose don't get cold. Right, right, right. Okay, I'll bring you that. Like, you want the ball gag, too, or no? No, no, that may not pass security. I'm good.

I'm good with that. Okay, okay. Christian. Okay, Christian. Yeah? Book that fucking roll. I'm going to try, girl. Book it.

Book it. Why not us? Yeah. Christian. Why not us? That's right. You're right. Please book it

I will Okay, love you Okay, I love you Bye We can't say You can't say what it's for Who it's for But yeah, he's up for it

And I'm really excited for him But I'm very excited to spend all this time With you guys in China China We're gonna spend a lot of time What are you most excited about for China I'm excited for I mean dude

I'm excited to see competent governance and and no I'm serious I think when you go to Japan and you go oh my God look how fucking clean the streets are or look how organized everything is that's like China for me

when we see high speed rail and imagine what those places that look like 10 years ago when it was just like fucking barren yeah that's what turns me on that's my shit I love infrastructure. And China is the infrastructure country.

I'm calling you. That's my father. Oh, that's crazy. I haven't missed my phone as daddy. That's sweet. But that's what I'm excited about. I'm excited about seeing infrastructure.

I'm excited about seeing the city planning. And I am excited to eat delicious food. I'll do some shopping out there too. Because I think in China, they don't have the same size issues that they do in Japan for the most part. I, or maybe they do it. Are we getting business class on our high-speed rail? Oh, sweet.

So I know it may seem a little, but they're really cool. They do live flat beds, I think, in business class. Yeah, no, I know. Very cool. I know. I'm fucking stoked on the high-speed rail travel. Oh, it's going to be so sick. By the way, I wrote a train to San Diego, Amtrak.

And I stand by what I say. A flight is much smoother than. A train. Hey, uh, what, uh, what's some of the stuff we're doing? We're gonna, I mean, what should I be excited about? I'm excited for the hotels. Did you book Mad Dog Fist? And I'm not excited about anything and Marsh fucking stab me right in my back.

I'm excited for the hotels. I'm doing, I only ask for one thing. I'm doing, uh, I'm used to download so many apps, bro, it's crazy. I'm gonna be doing a lot of Patreon. content and be hosting Austin shows travel reviews or a hotel we'll be reviewing every hotel we're staying at. The one thing I was

excited for what I'm excited about. I'm excited. I'll watch it. We're supposed to do Chinese martial arts. Okay, we have Tiananmen Square flag raising ceremony. What is that? At the Camden Square flag raising ceremony first day.

Okay. Then we have Ponjuon. I don't know what that is. And then I don't know what any of this stuff is but we have copper hot pot dinner and then Shi Chahai Hutong which is architecture

and snacks and then another bar experience but day three is the forbidden city palace museum that's exciting roast duck launch and then we take high speed rate I don't know I'm a do I have to

eat the duck? Yeah I've had duck before. It's okay. I just, I love ducks. Have you ever, have you, you've never had Chinese dog? No. It's, it's, it's, incredible. I just, but I, no, no, no, it's like, it's like chicken, it's like decadent chicken.

Can I do? I do, but I don't, we'll just, we'll just give you chicken. All right. All right, fine, I'll eat the duck. Yeah, you'll like it. You'll like the duck. I don't like it. They make it with, like, you make it with like a bunch of other stuff.

Like, there's like, like a bread material type thing. I forget what it's called. You put the duck on it, and then you put the hoistin sauce, you slap it, and then you put some onion. I hear it's like really popular. I'm sure that.

I had duck in Louisiana at like this Michelin stall of a restaurant and they served it like a filet of duck. Not for me. I'm sure this is way better. We should have gone back to Japan. Yeah. Okay.

And then we have Shanghai. And in Shanghai, we have a yacht night cruise experience. Oh. We have the VR Red Experience Hall. And then we have Pop Mart Megastore. We have Shintyandi City Walk. Then we have a dinner.

And then we have a tailor shop where we get custom Jean-San suits and Chongsams. I don't know what that means. Oh, we have ear picking and medical massage therapy as well. We have the city got temple of Shanghai. I can't believe you guys didn't make time for Disneyland. You've made time for earpicking, but not does end. I mean, we can add those things.

We can also just not do it. Yeah, we don't have to do any of this stuff. We can just, like, add stuff as we go along. Just show up and do whatever you want. Theoretically, if you're like, we love this city, can we stay an extra day? Yeah. What if that city is Tokyo? No, Chengdu.

Okay, you can't be glazing Japan like this. We go to China. There is a lot of beef. Then I'll just go straight to Tokyo. No, no, no. And then the thing that I'm most excited about after Beijing is Chongqing, because Chongqing is like the crazy. I am officially

not excited, but we'll see how it goes. I mean, bro, it is like, you're gonna like it. The things that you like about Japan also exist and just let's chill. Well, okay. Well, on that note, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes another fabulous

successful episode of the Fear Am podcast. Yes, indeed. And we appreciate your support. We are off to the Patreon. And we'll see you there. Patreon.com and the next episode we'll be in China China well two of us might be

okay I'm not even kidding when I say this this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life like not just like the ride itself is I'm sure very fun but like this is not a medium that you're supposed

to be watching on I think it's incredible on your fucking YouTube I'm going to have to move back in with my parents. Okay. Well, we're going to finish it. No, no. You know what? I didn't say anything.

I don't want to. Get off the ride. Everybody get off the ride. Everybody get off the ride. You guys are not allowed to enjoy this ride. What? How many minutes? That fell so much longer.

Oh my God. This is the last time I saw my share my special interest with you guys. I'm not kidding. say this? Wait, is this how you feel when I talk about politics? Yeah. Oh, my God. This is how y'all treat me when I talk about planes. I'm so sorry.