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Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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Nicotine is an addictive chemical. I'm so I'm so sorry if you're driving to work. Ladies and gentlemen, no. Let me do it. Just kidding, I got shy, you do it. Okay. Ladies and do it. No.

Come on, cutie, you got this. I'm shy. I'm nervous. We want you to do the intro. Hey, little guys and gals and days and thames. Welcome to this week's podcast. Welcome to an episode of the Fear Ann podcast where we have some very big news. Hassan Piker has been deported.

Thank God. Oh, dude, it's too close to reality. And all of New Jersey live with it. But you say I suck myself to death. It's not going to happen. Are we not allowed to say that? It could happen. It could happen.

And in the event that it did happen, which it did not, as of now. But if it did, we didn't know. I feel like we're the news reporter that's like pre-recording all the outcomes so we can be ahead of the... This just said, Hassan Piker torn apart by wolves. Look, we at the Fear Air podcast do not support the deportation of Hassan Piker. I don't support the deportation of anybody besides Hassan Piper. Wow.

I'd like to make that very clear. Elaborate on that. I think all of New Jersey should go with him. I, I, why? You've never been to New Jersey. I know,

but I've heard things. What have you heard about New Jersey? I've heard about Jersey. Turnpike. I think Ludwig's been there before and he said it was kind of stinky. You are talking out of your ass right now. And Pete Davidson talks about Staten Island sometimes. Yeah.

And that's not in New Jersey. That's New York. But it's close enough, in my opinion. Anyways, Hassan Piker, ladies and gentlemen, he is in France. So we decided he had an opportunity to film this podcast in Paris. But we said, fuck you, we're filming without you. That's what we said. We took control of podcast, Marsh.

He took Marsh. So we got Gabe. Hassan's lame ass had no one to film with. Oh, really? He's acting like that. He just has no hose. That's right. He ain't got no hose.

He's got no clothes. out, and he needed a necessary reporting on the flotilla being blocked. That's right, which is kind of a big story. That's right. No, I think we should cover it. You want to cover the flotilla? No, I mean, we... I'll talk about my flopian being blocked, if you know what I mean.

Yeah. Are you on you? I don't know what you mean. It's blocked? No, that means I'm pregnant, huh? Not necessarily. It's blocked flu. You can have an...

egg that's migrating as it gets stuck in the two? Actually, wait, I am, my period should start any day, so it probably is slowly blocked. Okay, so I heard from women the other day that you're, you know, I heard from women. Cite your sources. Well, uh, peach jars.

Okay. And a variety of other women. Okay. Uh, they said that you know when you're, like the day that you know when your period, the day that your period's going to strike. Yeah. Like you know the exact day. Your boobs get sensitive.

You get cramped. all that kind of stuff. Like, it's no surprise. Like, you could be like, oh, sometimes it's a surprise. Oh, really? Yeah, sometimes. So look, I have this app.

I'll show you. Okay. Opens Grindr. My aura ring. So this is the one thing I really like about my aura ring. I don't really know if I like it for anything else. Oh my God. I'm so stressed right now.

What the hell? Why did you guys make me so stress? It's probably because I burped in your face. Actually, it probably was. I'm so sorry. Look, so it says possible period start day. And as soon as I log that, as soon as I, my period, it hasn't started yet, but it could have started yesterday. Technically, I don't worry about being late until it's like been like seven days.

And I'm like, oh shit. But it takes an average of my days in between period. So my typical cycle length is 26 days, bearability of one or two, one less day. Your length of cycle is 26 days. So you have like three days off and then another cycle comes? No, no, no. You don't know. Cycle.

I'm so sorry. I thought we taught you about this. Cycle is your hormone cycle. So I go 26 days dry. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I remember we talked about Louieh and three days wet. 26 day dry, three days wet. Okay.

Okay. I don't know what to say. That's crazy. Three days bloody, cloudy. It's beautiful. It's natural. That's beautiful. We're all about it.

We endorse it on the Fioran podcast. You've got to change your diaper every three days. But yeah, and so, so, but sometimes if you're spotting, it can just happen random. That can happen. You can be out and about and all of a sudden you're like, oh shit and you bleed through your pants. Shit. I know. God damn. It's so embarrassing. I know. I imagine. Yeah. It's especially in high school. It's like traumatizing. Yeah. I did that. Never did that. Did it. Did it? Did what? You never bled through your pants. I know. I asked did it. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Why did you say I did it? I never plugged to my pants. I peed my pants, but I

haven't pled to my pants. But one time I'm going to shout out this bitch, Christine. Shout out Christine. Is that her real name? Fucking bitch. No. I wish I used her real name. Fuck you, Christine. Yeah. If you're out there, I know this was you and I hope you feel something when I tell this story. She had this boyfriend that I had a big crush on. I had a crush on him before he became her boyfriend. And then she started dating him. Mean. Bitch. So mean. I know. And but anyway, then she was like my friend and I was like, okay, girl code. That was messed up. But whatever. And then they date or whatever. And then we're at the theme park because it was like seventh grade or eighth grade, end of the summer. You go. go to the theme park as like a class or something. I don't know. Yeah, I know. I've been there. Yeah.

And so we all go to the theme park. I go to the bathroom. I come back out. I sit down. She put a package of ketchup on my seat. That is so fucked up. I know. So I sit down.

It's all over my hooky and like butt crack. And so it's perfect period placement like insane. I stand up. Everyone starts laughing. And I'm just like, okay, well, great. And you're mortified. And I'm just like shocked. I don't know what to do.

And I have nothing to cover it. And then her boyfriend gave him. me his sweater to tie around my waist and it was really nice of him. Oh, he was trying to hit. No. No, he wasn't. I think he may have been. Oh my God, should I call him? Yeah. See, he missed the sign.

Anyway, fuck you, Christy. Yeah, that's so fucked up. Did you ever just do violence? Did I ever do violence? I tried to get revenge in multiple ways against my bullies at multiple times. We heard they were pretty lame. One time, I broke a windshield.

Oh. Allegedly. Actually, I think it's been enough years. Oh, statute of limitations. Yeah. I don't think, yeah. And you guys don't know what state I did this in. Yeah, fuck yeah.

But if you guys don't know, allegedly, hypothetically, in case you're ever in an emergency situation, actually, if you keep a spark plug in your center console, there's porcelain in a spark plug. And if you just, and spark plugs are only like seven bucks, you get the porcelain out of it and you just tap porcelain on glass and it shattered. Wait, kitty. What? Do you have them in your car?

Yeah. Okay. Is it the reason just. in case like you actually drive in water and you need to break out yeah and like you're in a lake and you need to break out yeah I am the same way I'm always like what if I drive off a bridge look get pull up a video of spark uh porcelain breaking windshield it's so easy hypothetically if you ever did you have pepper spray in your car yeah me too so you broke someone's windshield with a spark plug allegedly maybe once so look what did they do to

deserve that fucked up a city bus wait what yeah oh he cheated out no was at the air and my dad was dropping off my mom at the airport and this bus behind us just like laid on the horn and I hate that. And my dad is L-AX. Yeah. Yeah, I know exactly. My dad is 90 years old.

Yeah. And so we're trying to get him out of the car and he's like very elderly. And this bus was just laying on the horn and laying on the horn. And I was like, I'm sorry, like the handicapped person. I'm trying to get him out. He's just laying on the horn, this city bus driver. And I just went over the bus and I ripped the, the, windshield wiper off and I just

put it in the window like that allegedly and then I drove off did he do anything did he keep honking no he looked at me like I was a fucking psychopath so let's see what happens

yeah so it's a spark plug you just have to break it get the porcelain off but you can just hit it directly no no you can just hit it directly oh you just use the porcelain yeah I'll try this larger can't that caught you divide that a little bit better like you don't need like it's chill also he's doing way too much you can just push it like small piece first and then that larger piece okay here we got a car window and try the smaller piece nothing larger piece oh look at that did work wait why does that work like that I don't know can we look up why porcelain breaks windows so easily allegedly no I mean we just watched a video Allegedly. She didn't do.

Allegedly. If we're alleging that you did it, I'm asking why. Allegedly, I did it. Okay, allegedly. Shout out Max. I hope you remember what you did. What did he do? He cheated on me.

Oh, fuck yeah. I was feeling a little crazy. Hardness of the material relative to the tempered glass and the structure of the glass, tempered glass used in automobile windows is softer on the Mose scale than the spark plug ceramic. Never say I'm not a chemist. How did you learn this? No, she was looking how to get out of a card that's filling with water. I don't know how I knew it.

It just felt like common knowledge. Also, another fun way to get back at somebody is if you take pre-packaged powdered mashed potatoes and you put it on their lawn and then the sprinklers go off. Allegedly, I've done that before. Another thing allegedly you could do is at the dollar store, that goo. there's like that goo that you put the little straw in like they used to have it like the family dollar and stuff and you blow up those weird bubbles you know what I'm talking about it was like very popular it was like a dollar or whatever and you find it I don't know why it feels like chemicals anyway you get those bubbles you put on someone's windshield and you pop them it will never come off ever allegedly allegedly I'll be honest after hearing the trauma that you have experienced in high school I think all of those things were valid allegedly allegedly allegedly valid I was would have done the same thing, and I experienced that. Yeah, they were pretty okay.

And then one time before my mom died, I was like telling her some of the shit I've done. And she was like, what the fuck? And I was like. You didn't say allegedly. Allegedly, I said some of this shit I did. And she was like, when did you do that? And I was like, I don't know, when you weren't checking on where I was? Yeah.

Like, what do you mean? No, like, I actually think that you did the right thing. I think we need to stop taking the high road. Some of the stuff wasn't for me. Some of the stuff was for other people. Okay. And I was just trying to fit in. Period.

So. Be a bad girl. They were my ideas, though. Right. I won't lie. I mean, but it's okay. Allegedly. Austin.

Yes, Will. I shave. So do I. Shave my face a lot. You don't get facial hair like this by accident. No. And I'll tell you what, I use hairies. Really?

Because it's a good quality razor you can trust. And it's got this really nice little cap that I put on when I take it to the gym. Oh. And even their shaving cream smells. really good. I've noticed. You shave. My face. I did not know that. Yeah. Well, you're always so silky smooth.

Yeah, and it's because of my Harry's razor. That's amazing. You know what else is really smooth? What? My legs, because of the Harry's razor. Yeah, yeah. No, we keep everything else. You know what else is really smooth? Using Code Fear at checkout to get $10 off Harry's plus trial set.

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You know who I hear loves Harry's? Who? Maricio Miranda. Yeah, it was years ago. I feel like you had shitty friends, though. I had shitty friends. They were awful, and I didn't realize how shitty they were. I don't know if I ever told you guys this story.

I didn't realize how shitty my, like, best friend was until my mom died, and I'm on the phone with her, and my mom's, like, a vegetable, right? Like, she's ICU, like, they're just saying, like, hey, let us, no one you want to pull the plug like and i i'm on the phone with my best friend that i've known for when she went to a party 13 years no she she was like i got to go i got to get on a flight and i was like what and she was like yeah i'm going i'm going to washington this weekend and i was like she was dc um and i was like for for what and she was like oh like it's just a trip i've been planning and i was like my mom died like what the helly like and yeah she missed a funeral

she didn't like she wasn't there for anything oh my god and that was your best friend was my best friend so then i didn't talk to her for a long time and then i decided to forgive her and then i had a moment where i was like you know what i don't forgive you uh-huh because because she like she had like stopped oh my gosh i don't know you guys didn't sign up for this here we know we did we signed up by doing the podcast it's kind of we we literally signed up to hear each other talk and tell stories well welcome i'm ready i'm ready we're here for it yeah um so there's three, it was three of us and we're like best friends. And the problem with girls in groups of three, if you don't know,

two will pair off, make fun of one. Two will pair off, make fun of one. Yeah. Two will pay off, make fun of one. Wait, girls will do this to each other. Yes, it's so annoying. It's like, girls are bad in groups of three. Okay. They're bad, especially in high school.

Maybe as you're an adult, you figured it out. But in high school, it's rough. Like, I have trauma from groups of three, so I just stay solo. I have trauma from friends, so I don't have friends. So I stay alone. So, so, like, it was some high school shit. And then it, like, had solved because everyone had gone to college and let's name them Ashley and Brittany, right?

Ashley and Brittany, my two friends, actually, might as well, one of them was fucking Christine. So we'll just keep calling her Christine. Ashley was fucking Christine. No, no, no, I'm saying like Christine, the asshole who put the ketchup on my pants. That was one of them. Okay. So that was one of your best friends?

Yes. That's crazy. I know. That's crazy. I know. They were such bad friends. And, but, I mean, it was high school. They're young, whatever.

but neither of them came to the funeral neither whatever fuck it um so uh christine and ashley will call them that um like it would happen a lot like no one no one was innocent in the pair off like even i one time i was like oh i'm the favorite now this is exciting like yeah fuck that person you know um but pass forward we're all adults now and i think we're all like friends um and it's after my mom died and like i'd had the conversation with ashley where i was like hey that was mean and then she was like yeah but like my grandma was in DC and maybe maybe she would have died and I'm like your grandma's alive like what are you talking about like you could go visit her right now like her grandma did die eventually but I was just saying in that moment it wasn't good excuse anyway it doesn't

matter um so then uh so then actually like stops talking to me randomly and I'm like what's going on and so I start texting her and I'm like hey you want to go for a walk because we'd like go on walks a lot and we'd go get Froyo and stuff like that. And this is like in my adulthood. And then weirdly enough, recently, Christine had moved back into town. And like, and I hadn't really heard from Christine. And we were never as close as me and Ashley. So I was like, whatever. And then she's not texting, not texting, not texting. Finally, she texts me back. And she's like, oh, let's all go get dinner. And I'm like, great. And she's like, me and Christine will come pick you up. And I was like, oh, what the hell? Like, so they had been hanging out. And the whole time, they're

talking about like, oh yeah, we were at so-and-so's the other week. And, like, meanwhile, neither of them had been inviting me or text me and were adults. And I'm like, what the frick? And this is, isn't this after you cut that bitch off or not going to I didn't fully cut her off? I like forgave her, but I'm about to fully cut her off. She knew you were pissed at her. She knew that I pissed.

Yeah, but I said I forgave her and I still kept trying to check in and stuff. And I was, I thought we were friends. And no, I did. I get forgave her and we would still hang. You can't cut someone off. I didn't fully cut her off yet. I was mad for a little bit. And then we became friends and we go to walks and stuff.

But do you realize that she was probably mad on her side of the equation? Yeah, but I'm sorry. She wasn't valid. Yeah. I'm not saying she was valid. I know, I'm just saying. I know. I'm just.

Yeah. I know. But I'm saying that was like a year past. It was like a year past and we had like been friends. You were still mad. No, I'd forgiven her. I didn't realize I was still mad until later. Until like now.

Then I'm like, no, fuck that bitch. Yeah. So then. I'm with it I'm here allegedly I had just started streaming and then so

and we're at like dinner and both of them are like so I don't get it so people like pay you money to see your fee and I'm like no like they're being super condescending and I've had that

I've had that about streaming people thought I was doing porn and well oh come on I don't fucking show anything you could I could I mean you never know

go check it out y'all all through high school I would all through high school I would buy like fake Chanel bags off of eBay for like 20 bucks. And I loved them. And I was like, because everyone else had nice bags.

Would you tell them? So yeah. So they knew it was fake because I was the poor girl. So at this dinner, I did happen to pull up with the real fucking Chanel because like I was really good at my job. And this was before streamer money even, but I pull up with the real Chanel. And Christine is like,

oh, is that another fake? And I was like, you cunt. Like we're like 25 at this point. Like, shut the fuck up. Like what's going on? Like this is crazy. Did you throw down? No.

No, I did. I did say, Do you like smell it? I was like, it's real. Check the stitching. Like, I was like kind of mad. But then I forgive them and I was like, like, I just get over it. And I'm like, whatever.

And I was like, okay, I just want friends. And it's been, they've been ignoring me forever. I was like, do you guys want to come back to my house? Let's watch a movie and like I have edibles, which was really hard to get at the time. And I had edibles. I used to do so much weed. And so they're like, yeah, yeah. So then they come to my house and then they grab edibles.

They put them in their purse. And then they leave together. That's insane. Wait. They stole your, they robbed you. Yeah. They're like, they're like, oh, they're like, thanks so much that I grabbed them. She was like, my boyfriend will want one too.

What was the dialogue? That they were coming over to hang out and take edibles. So they just came over and took. Grabbed a fistful of edibles and left. Yes. This is no explanation. They were like, oh, never mind. I'm tired.

And then they left together. And then. So wait. Those bitches hate you. I know. Wait, so they did take edible. They were terrible friends. I've never met.

that one evil person like this in my life and you had a fucking childhood with them. I think, I mean, I think I don't know what happened. I think that's what happens when you grow up rich. That's what I always penned on. People just grow up. I've had one person I've had to cut off like this and it broke my heart. Well, and so

then I'm pissed, right? And I have no friends and I'm mad and I'm sad. And I took an edible. And so then I go live on Twitch and I start bitching about it. Dark cutie. Dark cutie comes out and I'm not being kind. I'm not being kind I'm being like

Christine has no spine and her daddy daddy daddy bought her everything like I'm being a bitch Did you name them name them No back then No Well actually

I think I used a name somewhat close Like rhymed with her name Or something like that I used their social security I used like I used like I used a name that like

Rhymed with it or something like that And I'm just like Pissed I'm laying into it And whatever And they were like Literally making fun Of my Twitch streaming

So I'm like Yeah fuck you Whatever clearly they don't Whatever The next day I go to my normal job work and I get a text from Ashley being like, hey, so we watched your stream last night. And I was like, so you're telling me, you bitch just took my edibles, went home, got high, and then made fun of me while watching my stream. Like, I'm happy.

I said what I said. But instead I said, oh my God, I'm so sorry. No! I was mad. I was like, I was so mad. Yeah, but as I've reflected on it, fuck you guys. Yeah, you deserve that. So what did they say after that?

Was that it? I can't believe you buckled. Yeah, she just never replied. You never replied? Yeah, and then I tried to keep it casual and one of these girls that we went to high school with was on the knot, which if you don't know what the knot is, it's like this wedding blog or whatever. And this girl from high school that was like, she was really hot.

And then she just like graduated high school and with MIA all of a sudden appeared on the knot with this rock. And I was like, what the fuck? And so then I sent it to Ashton. I was like, oh my God, look, it's Alex. Like, what the fuck? And then she just never replied. And I was like, okay, so it's like that.

So it's a real fight. And then we never talked again. well now she's probably listening to this podcast being like i wish i was friends with cutie probably not oh you don't think she is i don't think she is i bet she subscribed to the and then i found out that she was like hanging out with my ex afterwards and like all this bullshit i know because my ex like told me he was like yeah i was like let's fucking break her windshield no it's fine i've only had to cut one person off like that one of my best friends in college a guy bailed out of jail a guy that i was there for so much of his life

one of my best friend's dad killed himself and I was really upset about that and he had just had a baby and he invited me to go visit him in another city and I was like yeah man like I've been having really dark thoughts and I've been going through a really hard time and this was like before my streaming career took off so I was kind of a no man's land so I went to this other city to go visit him and I was really excited for it and I flew in and I was like watching TV with him and I thought I was going to spend the weekend with him and it was like something we had planned for like three months

and he woke me up because I had fallen asleep because I had been traveling all day woke me up at like midnight and was like hey man I was talking to my wife who I knew from college as well I remember this and he's like you got to go and I was like what do you mean

and he's like well new baby and like she just doesn't feel comfortable with you in the house and I was like dude what are you talking it's like midnight what are you talking about like I'll just sleep on the couch like even if that's something like where am I going to go yeah and he put my ass out at like midnight that's crazy where did you ever spoke to him again and this is a guy that I like bailed out of jail like took took care of where did you go I went to stay with caroline's family that's insane it was wild I feel like even if that that was like, if that was a scenario, like imagine, I don't know, Ludwig invite someone over

that I'm like, I'm uncomfortable. I don't want someone on the couch. Like, but da-da-da. It's like, you find a solution. Yeah, I'll buy you a hotel room for the night. Trust me, this was, the place was like a beautiful brownstone. Oh, really? It wasn't like, I'm thinking like one-bedroom apartment. No, it was a two-floor beautiful brownstone. The baby had its own room. They had their own room. Yeah, fuck that baby. I had my own bathroom. and then the living room was like very far from where they were and where the baby was and I was

already asleep like out cold not moving quiet did he have a did he ever reach out to apologize after that? Did you respond? No yeah yeah fuck you Bob yeah and it was one of those things were like I can deal with being mad

I can't deal with being hurt that's fair is are they both ugly now no they're gorgeous human beings I hate that when they're hot. Yeah. Like,

fuck. I hope all our enemies are ugly. Yeah. I hope all my enemies are ugly. Or they... Mine look fine. To be honest, my enemies are looking pretty okay.

Mine are ugly. Really? Yeah. Do you only become friends with ugly people so then you can not be friends with them and then be like, ha-ha, you're ugly? I mean,

that's part of the calculation. He's a genius. He's a genius. But I'm still really good friends with a lot of the people that I was friends with when I was much younger. Like really good friends. Yeah. I have a lot of lifelong friends that I stick around.

It's hard, though, to keep in touch with everybody. I'm only still. close with Christine's boyfriend. Crazy. Isn't that funny? The one who gave me the sweater, he's still one of my best friends. I gave a speech at his wedding. So this is the guy that helped cover up your fake period or whatever.

Yeah. That's incredible. Yeah. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Yeah. Oh, you met him. You met him at my Halloween party last year. Did I mean? What Halloween party?

At the Hotel Roosevelt. Was I there? Oh, girl. I was wearing a Mandalorian costume. I didn't meet anybody. Was I there? I was invited, I'm sure, right? I mean... I think this... I was bad.

I think for this year, I'm going to make a trip to Michigan and spend it with my nieces. Super excited. That'll be fun. Okay, so you want to hear some tea? Yeah, I'm ready. Some fucking tea.

Yeah. Hit us. My niece is like, the littler of the two is like preter naturally gifted at sports. She's in the nurse. What was that word you said? Preder naturally.

Preder naturally? I have never heard. See, he uses words. that you know what is that like um like a savant oh i say both those words around adapt here's pretern actually gifted you know like if you were to flip a bottle and it would land uh-huh like most people would take a while to practice if someone just came and like stuck it their first three times their preter naturally gifted preter naturally gifted okay i don't think i'm anything for that like i don't think you're beautiful hosting i was never good at it when i first

started. Anyway, she's precocious when it comes to her sporting. She's percocious. Yeah. She's a little ball of energy. She got cut from her soccer team. Bullshit. 10 year old soccer team. I'm pissed. That's insane. And I think I know how to break a window. It's because she was too aggressive. Oh my God. I think she was too good. I got cut. I got cut senior year from volleyball because I had a bad attitude. So I'm kind of like her, but less skilled. I got cut from a soccer team one time. I'll never forget i had an amazing tryout yeah the coach's son kept was on my side and i shut him down completely shut him down he had to move him to the other side because i played left back yeah i shut him down he was playing like uh right wing and shut him down i was like i had the fucking best tryout what did the teacher

did the coach say anything to the parents 10 and under yeah you fucking say something though you say she needs to move up to the ivies i immediately came in and i was like well i'm going to finance her getting into tennis because getting cut from a team is brutal but she's now been playing with other teams and absolutely hanging up like two three four goal games like good hanging it up on she's she's out for blood yeah good she's can i pee real quick yeah yeah there's no husson dad's not here no but i love these little girls and i'm so excited to spend Halloween with you have to do the cool thing you got to get a golf cart oh yeah That's the meta.

I know you get the golf car and then you drive house to house. You can trick or treat, triple. Yeah. Smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you change costumes that way through and then you can do it on the back. Smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Smart, smart, smart, smart. What are they going to be, do you know? I don't know that. Every year, I bother. That's the one thing. I love Halloween. So I bother my, my family for their Halloween pictures. And every year, I'm like, who the fuck is that?

They, they, like. How about a family member? Yeah, I'm like, what are they doing? Who is that? They're always being some weird, like, let me show you, let me show you last years. There's being some weird shit. I don't kids these days. I'm like, kids these days.

Where are they? They'd be like the weird. All right, I got to pull up my first link while you're looking for this. Disney Monster Show. Okay, it doesn't load for some reason. Not the, it's the people in the living room. It's like, yes, that one, that one, that one. No, no.

Oh, I was like, What is that? What is that? Let me see. That's like, no, that's not what they are. The fuck is that. That's the guy. That's the guy like from this show.

Remember that show? Oh, what show? I'm the baby. Oh, yeah. It's a weird show. I can't find their Halloween costumes, but they're always being some weird shit. All right.

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Don't I look like her? Let me see. Look at me. I've never seen your mom before. Well, this is when she was 20. I think your eyes are the same. Same eyes. I think you do look like her very similar.

Nose is different. I know I got my dad's nose. Thank God. You have her mouth. Well, actually, no, I have her little, I have her cute little fairy hip. I think, I think she's very similar to you guys. Well, this is when she had the weird ass 80s hair. Yeah.

We should get you some weird ass 80s hair. She didn't look like that anymore. Yeah. Okay. I found something this week that I thought was amazing. Have you guys seen this? Okay. So this is either the greatest sketch, like fake sketch I've seen, or this is the most

genuine, authentic crash out. Okay. Is this Hawk Tua? Okay, so listen, this actress in the bottom left, can you look up her name? Brittany Ray Carrera. Brittany Ray Carrera was apparently in the Glenn Powell show, Chad Powers. And now, now play it. Just play it, just play it, just and you'll see what happened.

She's watching the scene that she's supposed to be in. Go ahead and play it. Oh, no. Sister. Did you come in later? No, this is literally my scene. I was fine. I don't see.

I'm going to make an announcement. Russ Holiday. Just a fish. No, then we let him into this table and I said with something about... El... ...and I said something about chicken tenders. Yeah! You know, I was thinking about it's like...

Like, everything that happened to me is like, it's like, It's like Chernobyl. Tornado! I love that's my f***ing! You, I need her, please, they're on a hospital! They were not in the scene! You were not in the scene! Oh my god!

I love that none of her friends are gasping, because I would be like, let's break a window, allegedly. Turn off, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you still get paid for it, at least? paid for it at least. Yeah, she definitely got paid for it. Well, I don't know if this is a sketch or if this is genuine. Either way, they pulled this off perfectly.

Oh, my God. Wait, what if we recruit this? I just literally, like, just realized that I fucking got replaced my hook to up. Wait, we could do this. No way that she said, hook to her up. No, you don't have to be. All right, pause. Wait, keep it plan.

I'm curious. I want to read that, like, see, at this moment, they're going to start talking, so we're going to be able to tell if they're acting or not. Let's say, okay, I could see it being this moment. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just having, like, Yeah, I'm sorry, that's okay, it's okay, it's good. I just thought it's funny.

It's okay. Yeah, it's. Someone have my phone. Sorry. Okay, I could see it being authentic. I, I, either it's a brilliant sketch or that is the most valid crash out ever. Can we recreate it? Sure.

I'd love to be her. Yeah, you could be We need more friends to fill the living room. The way she says hawk to her. Okay, I have one other thing for you guys this week. Unless you want to talk about that, but I think it's kind of selfie. No, no. Have you guys heard of Albert yet?

Alberra? Albear. No. It's the world's favorite dog. Okay, let's see. He's a very hungry pug. And usually I don't bring in cutesy internet shit like this, but I am in love with Albear. Okay, this is Albert!

Albert! Alright, here you go. So this is Albert. I'm going to go. Albert, he's not No, no. Oh my God! Oh my God!

Albert! He is... Albert, you can... Oh, he is... Oh! It's not possible? It's not possible? Oh!

He is tumbled, behind the canape? It's all, Mimi? You've got You didn't have Come here, He continues to And put up

Albert, there's There's no Oh, Christine, she's all right Look, There's a Man, she has to It's fair

Mal, Huh, You're saying, You're seeing A bit A petit A petit A bit,

Huh, Too-douce All-dus Allbert, You've made Fear, Arret Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! It's not Right He's so vicious You know

Too-so-s It's not possible Is that Okay But Albert Madness has swept the internet Everybody loves him They love Albert Yeah

Albert Albert Is not possible Okay That call I needed to take That I didn't know about That I thought was at 2.30 Was that two?

Let me just join it I'll be gone for 15 minutes We can either pause Do you want to pause? Sorry I had a nip slip No you're okay Okay So

Evidently Haley Welch, Hawk to a girl, has responded to the video that we just watched saying, hey guys, I've been tagged in a lot of videos of at Brittany Ray all day saying I replaced her in Chad Powers. I've been in contact with her and we're not, and we're cool. I thought she said we're not cool.

I wasn't aware the role had been filled prior. Oh, it's real. It is real. It's real. It was as simple as this. I was called and asked to be in a TV series with Glenn Powell and I said yes. Because, duh, it's Glenn Powell.

I wasn't made aware this was happening, and it was in no way malicious at all. I actually love her content. I think she is a funny and sweet girl. Now, it's real? Did Haley Welch just, like, get off? Have we forgotten about the rugpole? Is it over?

I think that was probably filmed before all that happened. Yeah. Is my guess. I don't think she's gotten anything since then. Okay. I don't think. But people are just like, I don't know. Actually, will you search her?

her podcast? See if she's still doing her podcast. No, I don't think Talk Tua exists. Such a good name, though, honestly. Talk Tua. Hey, guys, it's finally time that we get into the name. Four months ago, yeah. But she definitely talked about the crypto incident.

The crypto incident, yeah. But only got 112,000 views. Talk to. Not to say that's plenty of you. Has any light burned quite as bright as Hock Tua shortly? No. Hoctua spit on that thing. Maybe the Yodel boy.

I guess, no. He did Coachella. At least he made it to Coachella. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Yodel boy. But he's been around for years. And he's come back and he has a country career. Yeah, he does.

Yeah. I mean, he was on Ellen early on before. That's a pretty good yodel. I want to learn how to yodel so bad. One time I spent a whole evening. Go ahead. Rip it off top. Let's all try.

Yodah. Yolah. No, you're. I'm so sorry if you're driving to work I did a whole night where I hyper fixated on this and I was trying to learn you have to find your voice crack and then try to sit in it like and then you have to make it sound pretty somehow

Wow. Yeah. All right. Austin and I went to a jazz bar last night. We did. How was it? A half late. Oh, yes.

Will, call me out, drag me. So Will invites me to this jazz bar. Yes. Okay. And he says, I said, what time do I got to be there? Seven.

He said, seven o'clock. I said, for some reason in my head, I was thinking, oh, seven o'clock. I'll be there at eight.

No, I can be there late. I was thinking, I was thinking, oh, we're all meeting at a bar. It's a social thing. I didn't realize it was a show. And things were ongoing.

So I'm at the gym. I went to the gym with a friend of ours. And we worked out and we just got to chatting and we were working out. Next thing you know, we're working out for three and a half hours. Right? And it just was. That's crazy.

I've never accidentally worked out for three and a half hours. But we were just, you know, do like go to the bathroom? No, we didn't do anything. It was so platonic. I promise it was platonic.

I'm telling. Well, no, he has, this gentleman has a boyfriend as well. It was totally platonic. Christian wasn't there because he's sick Anyway, regardless That boy stays sick I know, he keeps getting sick

So I'm like, okay, I've got time Well, next thing you know, Will's like, I just got here at 6.59, Will was on time And Will, you know, with respect, Will's always a little late, so I thought I had a little... No, I'm always on time. Okay, well... I'm always on time.

For the pod? Yeah. I'm always on time. You guys move the times around, like today. Well, that... That was today. That's true. But look, I think both of you are always a little late to the pun.

You guys, you guys, literally like an hour late. Literally, if I have the ability to be on time, me, no him. If I have the ability to be on time, I will. But there's a lot of movement. Yeah. And I'm an hour away. Yes. During rush hour.

Yes. So when you guys move it up, I'm charged. It doesn't make me unhappy that you're, I'm not mad at you. I think you're late sometimes. You're extremely punctual. Extremely punctual. Most of the time. But sometimes you aren't.

And so I was thinking maybe this was one of those times that you wouldn't be punctual. But you were six. simply not, I got a text from Will Neff. He says, I am at the jazz bar. I said, Will, I'll be there in a minute. And I said, I'm on my way. I was not on my way. We had a few more sets. Were you just going together? Were there other people? No, so I, the night before, hold on, but, Cuddy, the night before he had invited. You're kind of being a Christine. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. He had, he had invited a bunch of people. So I thought, oh, I'm not the only one. There'll be a bunch of people there. I invited you in Jordan. I invited two people. Oh, I thought that, okay, I didn't realize it. I thought it was like the whole table. Oh, my God.

He was trying to do like a triple. So, seven o'clock rolls around. They're toxic. You've told me that. I know. I'm like, okay, fuck, I need to finish his workout. I bet Jordan was who he was working out with. No, I was working out with another friend.

And he had driven me to the gym, so I was on his time. I was like, hey, I really got to go. I'm sorry. Like, can we just get one more? So we get the last thing. We leave the gym at 7.30. Okay. I get home.

I like wash my face. Change into clothes. I'm getting text from. Will, where are you in all caps? And I'm like sweating bullets. No, listen. It was nice. It was friendly.

This is how it evolved. This is how it evolved. This is how it evolved. Okay. You had it this way. I just grabbed, I just grabbed us a table and paid our cover. I know.

That's when I was like, still at the gym. I'll be done shortly. Okay. No worries. Because I told them the 7 p.m. Star Time wasn't firm. Okay.

Sorry I'm running late. I wasn't sure how timely it was. It's cool. You're legitimately. going to love this. Check my story. Are you close at 7.30? 30 minutes later. I was still on my way. And I go, okay, 757, Austin, L.O.L. Where the fuck are you? Also, are you hungry? Do you want me to order you some food? Because I didn't know if the kitchen was still going to be open. Yes, I'm hungry. What are they got? I'm coming. Don't worry. Sorry, I was working out with a friend. That's 759. I send him the menu.

When he said working out on the front, you were like, he's getting his dick sucked. No, I wasn't getting my dick's up. I go. I go. I was like, I get my dick suck. I send him the many of he goes, do me good. I trust you. I'm 10 minutes away.

I was 20 minutes away. That's at 802. Oh my God. Place an order for me for some good stuff. And then he goes, I'm here where are you at at 830? 8.21. I was. I was, okay, and then I show up.

I'm thinking I'm going to show up a table full of people. No. It was just. will and an empty chair. Austin acts like I didn't give him a premonition of this at all. I said Austin, there is a jazz club owned by Herb Albert.

It's a small exclusive jazz club. My dad's friend is performing there with his band. He invited me personally. I did show up. I'm going to get a little table. We're going to do dinner. If you want to come and he's like, jazz, I love jazz. And I was like, great.

You know, I'll cover everything because there's a cover and you got to buy food. I tried to pay for the bill, but Will's strong army out of it. No, it's, I invited you. I went,

I went to pill. I said, Will, don't pay. Uh-huh. And he said, I insist. I said,

don't. He loved the show. It's weird that in all of your text, you didn't say like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I got distracted. I did.

Really? Because it felt like you were just saying, like, I texted him. I said, even when he said, where are you, you said, yeah,

I want food. Sorry, I'm running late. Okay. Is what I said, I wasn't sure how timely it was. I did say that. And then,

but I was, you know when you're late and you're like, you feel so guilty, but you're fucking like, you're just like, you're not fucking with them, but like you're trying to, because sometimes you're just like hoping

that you'll tell them something. They'll put the phone down. They won't look at the time. They'll forget. I've never thought that. You've never been like, oh, how much time?

How far out of you? I'm always the ones like, sorry, I'm 30 minutes out. I know. To be honest, I think like 30 to 45 minutes late is whatever. You know what I mean?

An hour and a half is crazy. Hour and a half is crazy. Hour and 20 minutes was crazy. Most events end in an hour. No, I know. I thought I was going to miss the whole concert. Yes. Anyway, to be fair, you loved it.

I loved it. Showed up, had a fabulous time. I got an hour of music, more or less afterwards. Child Torel Edwards, by the way, he was incredible. Had a fabulous dinner. Thank you, Will. We had a lovely time. What did I get him?

What did you eat? Yeah. I got him a filet and I got him with veggies and mashed fries. Crab, mioki, and veggies. And a vodka soda. and a cappuccino to wash it all down. Wow. It was lovely.

Sliders and a gem salad. Yum. I, it was such a lovely experience. But I had fully eaten. Yeah. At the time he got there. So was his cold?

No, I had to order for him. He were like, let's call. Look, I don't know what it was in my head. I thought it was like one of those things. Like, hey, we're just all showing up to the bar

to watch the game type of thing. Right. Okay. And so I was just a little. You didn't know. The date. I am normal. I didn't know it was a one-on-one thing.

So because- By the way, vibrato jazz club, popping on the Wednesday. Popping. Amazing. So, I mean, filled with so many fun people. Okay.

I don't know. Fan men did it. She was being thoughtful. I need to. I'm eating food from this restaurant called Burger Monarch. I'm not going to use the real name because I don't want people to geolocate me.

I have some things to clear up from the last. podcast. Oh. Yeah. I was, there was a conspiracy theory going around that I

faked COVID to get out of Marat's wedding. And I would like to set the record clear. I did not fake COVID to get out of

COVID. I did not. You're setting it clear with the wrong person. None of us care. Okay. But I'm setting

it clear. This is the cycle that'll never let it die. With the podcast if you're listening to the podcast which I know you are. No, he's not.

He's not. You don't think he even knows. Hell. know what you know what that's so funny he's not going to listen to this fuck you assan you ain't gonna see this bitch yeah you like oh his signature move yeah you ain't gonna see this asan because you don't watch your own podcast i'm in your house look at this oh what are you gonna do about this son you ain't watching this shit he ain't watching this podcast damn

ah he ain't he don't even know yeah let's burn his house down i'm gonna burn it And I already saw so many things. Look at this, Asan. Yeah, you wish you had these, Asan. Oh, man. I'm really trying to be supportive by you or just keep going. I tell you what. Yeah.

Yeah. Look at this, Asan. Look at that. Look at that. You wish you had that. I don't know. Anyway, regardless, I did not fake COVID for that wedding. Now, I thought about faking COVID for the next wedding, but I did not.

You didn't do it. You were very brave and you went to the wedding. I went to the wedding. A good friend of mine who I couldn't, I just couldn't feel, I just couldn't do it to him. So I did, I did that. And I just want to let you know, I will be submitting proof to Gabe, who will pop up the COVID, the picture of the positive COVID test right here. We've already seen it.

We know that there, we know that there was a positive COVID test. We never thought there wasn't. But some people in the audience don't know. No, they, we've never said that Christian didn't have COVID. Hassan has said that. I don't think he did. Asan is said, I think, I think you're living in delusion. I swear he said that.

Maybe I'm just, maybe I'm always defensive because I'm always under attack, always under siege. Yeah, yes. From, from Asan. I am the victim. You're the victim. I agree with you. Also, I have a bone to pick with Asan.

Oh, yeah, let's talk about it. He's not watching that French racing show. Yeah. And Ludwig is his driver. Oh, fuck that. I should have been the driver. Yeah, what the fuck? He didn't choose his driver.

Well, I mean, if he has to broadcast it, he should get to choose. Well, then say fuck Squeezy. It's Squeezy's event. Squeezy? It's fucked up what you did. Yeah. I also think that there, last time I checked, there's no gay drivers. Oh, Michael.

I just, I was just crazy. I was joking. I just couldn't call Ludwig. It was Michael Reeves is dating. Yeah, I honestly have no idea. I love Squeezy. I love Squeezy. It is a fantastic event.

Yeah. I think so. It is. I think so. So if it's not, good job, Squeezy. We here at the Fear Am podcast love Squeezy. What if my boyfriend doesn't come home in one piece? Oh, he will.

He's like really good at picking up skills fast. Yeah, he's athletic. He's crashed every car he's ever had. Oh, my God, really? Oh, he's good. Every single car. Any fucking crash his Vespa, too. Yeah, pull up, actually Gabe, pull up Ludwig spins out F4.

There's a clip. It's bad. Oh, no. There you go. Yep, right here. This is the practice, by the way. Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Wait, that's a simulator. Yes, but it's a $10,000 simulator. It's like as close to correct as you can get it. Fuck! Okay, so, like, that was really bad. Is this dangerous? Yes. Yeah.

So is his song going to be in the car? No, he's too big. that's Hassan was supposed to drive the car so Hassan agreed to do it then they measured Asan and he was too poorly so they got a replacement driver He was too porkly Yeah he's too fat

No he's not too come on Hassan's too big He's not fat he's just a large man His ass can't even go ice skating I mean same dev Yeah okay The driver at that point Should have been me

But they assigned him by force And threat lovely Yeah they forced them I forced him another white boy Yes Yes God I hate Caroline It's so fucking

She drives me insane It's just so She lost the key She's always interrupting Can you find my passport too? She lost the key And so there's a locksmith At their house

And then she's calling to be like I found the key Yeah they never called Did she even lose it Did she just want attention? I think she wants attention She wants a shout out On the Fear End podcast

And we're not giving it to her Same spot We are not Fuck Caroline She can't even touch her toes No, she can't, I can't either. There's $100 in my office for Angie. Can you touch your toes?

Wait, can I have $100? All right, thank you. Wait, $100 bucks. Just sitting in there. You want $100? I'll give you $100. You guys want to go shopping after this? I can't because I have a live of a show girl.

He did not like you. Actually, oh. Life of a show girl. That's Taylor Swift. I mean, what is it? Oh, the movie. No. The album.

Night baby. Wait, there's an album release party? My party. Oh, you'll cry if you want to. It's my party. The life of the show. Shaw Girl out tonight. Your George Kittle jersey arrived in the mail today.

Thank God. Yeah. I'm so excited. Oh my God, it is October. Tonight. Tonight, baby, today. Have you heard all the music already? No, it comes out.

Are you going to play it on your stream? Yeah, we listen to it. I love that. It's a live listen. I've got a costume. No, we won't talk about Taylor. You know, but you seem eager and interested. Always have been.

Now, no being mean about what I'm about to say about Taylor. Are you ready? I have never been mean. Okay. And I love you. What we're excited. excited about is she has a track called Elizabeth Taylor. You know the lore with Elizabeth Taylor?

That she's amazing. Elizabeth Taylor, we love her. Famous, gorgeous actress, violet eyes, amazing, incredible. Best friends with Debbie Reynolds. They met when they were teenagers both growing up in the industry being amazing, gorgeous actresses. They both get husbands. Yay, cool, awesome. They become the couple that's always going out together.

Best friends, best friends, best friends. Elizabeth Taylor's husband dies. Super sad. Debbie Reynolds and her husband are like, baby girl, come stay with us. We love you. just stay with us. They're like, well, no, no, no, no. Just like trying to support their friend.

Polycule. No, like your friend tried to support you, but then kicked you out. Sister wives. So, but they didn't kick her out. Get it got it. She's there. She's sleeping on the couch. If Ludwig dies, you can be a sister wife if that's what you're asking.

That's not. He'll make it back. Celestial Kingdom. No. And so then Elizabeth Taylor is sleeping on the couch. Debbie Reynolds is filming. And so she's off filming. Debbie Reynolds's husband and Elizabeth's table, a fair.

Affair. Oh. Yeah. So the besties no longer friends. So what's the thought on the song being? Well, it's just kind of, that's just like a fun tea story, except for then also Elizabeth Taylor and Debbie Reynolds's husband get divorced eventually too. So it's like a hose before bros, you dumb bitch.

Anyway, but then later they became friends again. Do you, so are they speculating that someone in her life had done a cheaty? No, we're just interested if it's going to be like a tea song, if it's going to be like about, because she does a lot of biographical songs. So she's going to dish. So she could, potentially, maybe Taylor's, like, going to have a really fun take on it, or potentially, um, Kim Kardashian, like, notoriously loves with Taylor. Yeah, so it could be a fun little diss at Kim, which we love a good diss at Kim. Now, can we expect after this album to be a tour?

I don't know. Is she tour after every album? She used to. Okay. Well, what? I've told you my prediction. Oh, he, well, they already announced a Super Bowl. I thought that was that funny.

I know. But you thought that she was. No, I said Vegas residency. Oh, oh, I forgot. I think she's going to do a series of life of a showgirl. I think she's either going to do a brief stint at the sphere. Yeah. Or something like that.

Okay, but like, do you think that because of the negative connotation with Vegas being that, like, you kind of go there at the end of your career? Yeah, she's so, like, about that shit. The sphere is popping. Well, yeah, no, I'm going to see the Eagles this weekend at the sphere. Yeah. So I'm going, I'm taking my uncle. We're going to Las Vegas. I guess going to see the Eagles.

So I know the sphere is popping. Yeah. And maybe you can get away with that whole, get away from that negative connotation by performing in the sphere. She loves Dita Vanty. So if you saw Bajouled in the music video, she does the famous Dita freaking martini glass. So,

so freaking gorgeous. Yeah. She does that with Dita. Dvonty's famous burlesque performer. Okay. Oh my God. She's incredible. Oh.

I just can see in your eyes. I've known you long enough when you do one of these. Okay. That's crazy. I mean, That's how well I know. Will knows me so well because we'll have somebody come up to us and I'll have no idea who they are. I know this well now.

What? What do I not know? What do I not know? You don't ever not know something without telling us, but there are times where you fully, words will hit your eardrums and they will not register. Yeah, I don't listen. Yeah. And I know when you have like. Dissociate?

Well, yeah, where you basically it's like, have you ever seen Charlie Brown where the teachers are like, Yeah, but I recover so well. You do. I don't. You usually recover by saying a complete non-sequitur that's too, like, volatile that we can't rebuke it. Yeah, I do a little quip about like how my pussy's leaking or something. Exactly. We'll be like, cutie, what are you thinking?

You'd be like, my pussy is. And then we'll be like, whoa, we're mad. We can't talk about that. Yeah, it's awesome. I know you both. It's kind of sucks to figure that out. But we're also excited about a father figure because she's sampling George Michaels. Oh, that's awesome.

Wait that. Put your little hand in mind. I'm genuinely excited about that one. I can be your preacher, teacher. Austin knows that's one of my favorite songs at Walter. I love that song. Oh, my God. It's a little creepy.

Love that song. I'm excited for that. I'm excited for that. I'm curious. I'm curious how she's going to have a fun fucking night. But it is Max Martin. And so we know it's going to be bops. Like we're going for bops.

But I love sad girls songs. So I'm hoping they're bops that are sad. A little sad ball. If you listen to like Cruel Summer, it's actually, or Cornelia Street. They're both very sad songs, but they're kind of bopi. You're hoping for little Joji.

I love Joji. That's why I love tortured poets, but it had a mix. Now, you know her, so like, is she, do you think she's experienced, well,

not personally, but like, do you think she's experienced sadness that would drive somebody's sad songs? She always, yeah, she has a bunch of sad shit. She's got a lot of happy things

going on in her life. She was engaged recently. Yeah, but you can still be sad deep down. But her husband right now is very sad. The chiefs have been getting the absolutely shit, the shit kicked out. That's true.

The interesting thing is, Number one, her biggest mistake with tortured poets department is she released it in the spring. And that was the spring. And then we had Brat Summer. Like, that was not what we needed. We needed tortured to poets in the fall. And now we know life of the showgirl is supposed to be bangers. It's supposed to be boppy.

Like, Boppy tons, we're not going to, like, this should have been your summer. So I feel like she got it wrong a little bit. But like, who am I'm not trying to tell her about? I mean, she's a Diva. She can define the clock. She, well, she didn't last year because we had Brat Summer. Yeah, but Brat Summer, Brat was like. like, that was like an avalanche.

Tortured poets was, it should have been a fall. It should have been a fall. So I'm just, I'm hoping this is still a fall because like red was a fall album. And oh my God. And that was perfect timing.

Brat was just, it was cover to cover bangers. Yeah. Yeah. It was the moment too. So we just, we hope that it will, it'll encapsulate the season

because I think that's really important when it comes to music. But, um, I think, I think she has a ton of sad shit to write about. Something that she's always written about is aging out of the industry like she's written about that since she was young like um lucky one it's like new to town

with a made up name and a new city chasing fortune and fame like essentially about that and then like aging out and how scary it is and maybe it's better just disappear like a kennedy you know oh oh the which kennedy well no the kennedy's with the rose gardens not the kennedy's there have been a lot of yeah not those ones oh so not like the jfk no no like disappear and get a rose garden and say, fuck it, I made my money by. Oh, okay. And then even Clara Bo is a whole song about... There was one Kennedy that got lobotomized.

Yeah, that, that Rosemary. Oh, my God. I thought you're making fun of Rosemary. No. Oh, God. I was talking about brain worms. Yeah, okay. Wait, is that what happened to her?

Lobotomized. So if you wrote for being a little holl. Yeah. That would have been... It was really bad timing. It would have been bad timing. Yes. And I want to let everybody know that I do not support the lobotomization of her.

Of sluts. Do not lobotomize your slats. Keep your sluts organic and pastoralists. They are valuable to our society. Yeah. They serve a useful purpose. But Clara Bow is a really interesting song that talks about Clara Boe and how when Stevie Knicks was getting really popular.

Stevie Nicks, everyone was like, oh, you're the next Clara Bo. And then when Taylor Swift was getting really popular, everyone kept saying you're the next. Yeah. And so then Taylor, I have a song that's like, who's the next Taylor Swift, essentially. Like Sabrina Carpenter's now getting like, you're the cooler Taylor Swift. I had a game I wanted to play with you. Okay. Me?

Yes. Okay. Before the end of the stream. Okay. I saw this on someone else's TikTok. Sure. And I thought it was brilliant. I'm ready for it.

Austin, show, you're someone who says the F word from time to time. Are you talking about? I am. Okay. I say it too. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Well, then you guys can both play. Okay. This is a game called Who Can Say It Now I'm gonna read you a list I'm gonna read you a list Of various cartoon characters Okay And you're gonna tell me or mascots

And you're gonna tell me whether they can say the word or not Okay can you show them on the screen Gabe Was he? Okay so we're gonna start with some obvious ones Scar from the Lion King Yeah Oh yeah Yeah absolutely for sure

Yes I think he can save Okay And he can say it, like, he can, like, say it to me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay. He can call me. He can claw me in the face. Okay.

Okay. I'm not into lions like that. I am. Next one. Jafar. I, uh, uh, um, I, I, you know what? Yes. I think Jafar is kind of a queen.

Yes, he is. He's a queen, yeah. I think you can say it for sure. Okay, absolutely. Okay. Next up, Bert and Ernie. Bert and Ernie. Absolutely.

I think it'd be hilarious if they said it. I think they should. I'm sure they say it. They say it all the time. Okay. With their friends. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, a hoot.

Yeah, to hoot. All right. Next up, Mr. Clean. Honestly, yes. I think so. Absolutely. Yeah, I could say that. a case for him.

Okay. Mr. Clean. Look at that fucking piercing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Mr. Clean. Okay. Next up. Tony the Tiger. Yeah. I've actually seen some. I've seen some rule 34 with him saying it.

Me too. Wait. I've got. I'm so sorry. Are you okay? I am so. I would just like to make it clear. I just said that to say that.

No. He said. that because he has proof on his phone wait wait you you haven't seen rule 34 what do you have i've seen rule 34 but of tony the tiger my friend sent me this photo of tony the tiger look at oh my god Gabe check this out that's an HR issue yeah yeah yeah okay next up okay I don't look I don't jerk off to that kind of thing I just my friend my friend sent me a photo because we got inside joke inside joke in our friend group when somebody when somebody is like late um you send them a picture of to no if they're flaky if they're flaky we send him like a tony the tiger because

you're frosted flakes like you're like and then one time he sent me tony the tiger with the dick out okay okay okay next up yeah the green m&M There you go. Oh, you know what? No. I said no. I don't think so. I don't think so.

I think she's too much of an ally to say it. I feel like she's one of us. She's like, yeah, no. Next up, the yellow M&M. And I've heard an interesting argument for this one. Oh, well. Here's the interesting argument. What is it?

He's filled with nut. So are, is the precursors that they are gay, so they have the pass? You're judging this. I, I, I, uh, fuck. I feel like he's too nice to use it in like a derogatory. As an ally, I flinch if I hear him. Okay. Yeah, okay, no.

I have a few more. We'll just breeze through them. We'll just breeze through it. The brawny paper towel man. Brani's paper towel man? Yes. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, he goes to Barracuda.

Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Okay, next up. Oh, yeah. The jolly green giant. The jolly green giant. Oh, my God. No.

No. Can't do it. No. Next up. Jessica Rabbit. No. No. No, she cannot say that.

No. Okay. Next up. No. Elza from Frozen. No. Okay. Next up.

No. Sheriff Woody from Toy Story. Ah. Ah. If Woody called me a... I there's a snake in my book number one I would be starstruck number two yeah yeah I don't know how I'd feel I mean I think it'd be amusing but no say no I don't think so okay last one two more two more peppy lapue peppy lapue oh yeah oh yes yeah are you kidding me now he's a he's a famous

Kind of Lethario. He's always pursuing women, but there's a lot of rumors. Yeah, but so was Brock Hudson. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Okay. And then the last one, Hades from Hercules. Oh.

Yes. Absolutely. Hades looks like a drag queen. Yeah. So, yes, absolutely. That's my dream, Rupal theme is. Disney villains. That'd be amazing.

So that game was, can they say it? I love that game, Will. I like it. You should come up with like a game like that, but with real people too. Oh,

okay. And we just speculate it for that. I would love that. Okay. You just go through streamers. Oh, yeah, absolutely. The problem is that someone will take it seriously.

I know. You'll be like, you'll be like, yeah, Ron can say it. Yeah, and then he'll start saying it. Yeah,

just fire away. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are San Hassan's Pikes. this. Before we go to the Patreon, I want to let everybody know what we're going to be discussing over there. Oh. For those patrons out there, Austin's show me, I was sued.

I'm going to tell you all about the lawsuit. Bam, bam, bam, bam. So tune in to patreon.com slash fear and to see how I was sued. Caroline again. Caroline again. Where was it? It's like how many times?

No, we're not giving you a shaghan. We're not giving you a shan. Caroline Kwan of Twitch when you're not giving I'm so desperate. I shout out. Folks, find that out. I got sued in California in the Patreon. We'll see you there.

Welcome back to the Fear End podcast, everybody. We're still inside of the episode, but inside of my house. Or is this actually inside of my house? You don't know. Maybe I bought a new wing to the house. This is the new wing to the house. No, guys, he saved all of his energy for this.

This podcast? That's very selfish of you. That's crazy. You know what? Let's give him the same energy he gave us. Yeah, so I grew up in Turkey. People hate me on Twitter. And it's all wrong.

You know what's crazy about that? First of all, how dare you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wait, how do you say? Is it jacques? No. Like, accuse? Yeah.

I'm just josh and you, Hassan. I accuse you? Yeah. I don't know, whatever. I don't know why am I even answering him I don't know I don't smoke the cigarette that's crazy because like I just did the sweetest hour podcast hell you okay and I was worried that I was like overpowering the conversation too much so I was like trying to scale it back to the best of my ability and I still was yeah I thought I was just I was joking oh I do feel like you got extra hype though starting this so I have a question for you go on I heard the government shut down and you love Trump. Are these things true?

I love Trump, yes. I am coming back into the country and I do not want to be arrested. So I have to say. I'm a liberal. Yeah. She's very maga. Please. I am super liberal. Yeah, no, I'm super mega.

Okay, I really have been hearing a lot about the government shutting down. What does that mean exactly? The government in the United States of America funds itself. And I heard they don't want to give health care to people or something. What's new? So that they can give more money to Elon Musk? So basically, the Republicans control Congress in its entirety, both the House of Representatives and also the Senate and the White House.

So they passed a simple majority budget reconciliation that actually cut $800 billion in Medicaid coverage. Which is crazy. How come people vote for this, Mr. Hassan? Well, they vote for it because the Republicans are like, they lie. Oh, yeah, I don't do politics on fear. We don't do politics on fear. I know. I know, but it's usually like the whole crew.

Okay, let's start over. No, no, no. How about, I only want to hear an answer to that, and then we'll never talk about it except for again. Okay, well, basically, the reason why they do that is because they vote for a bunch of different complex reasons, but a lot of it is just like, on the Republican side, a lot of it is like fear.

They're very fear-based. They're like, oh, I fear the unknown. I fear the immigrants. I fear Lily Pidu. Like she scares me. I'm the immigrant. No, no, no. I just want to understand.

I fear Pocaman, the Canadian immigrant. What does it mean for the government to be shutting down? So the government is supposed to be self-funding itself and Congress's job as the power of the purse is to allocate the budget. So if the budget isn't approved or done properly, then there's no money to run the government. But there's like bandwidth, right? There's like additional money because the government doesn't like completely run out of money. Yeah, they have extra, they have like, you know, some money in the couch cushions, right? God.

So they'll basically do what is known as this process called furlough. Well, they'll say like, hey, you're still working right now. But we only have like three months of budget type thing? Not even three months. Damn. Right, because the government's so big. Okay, so we're in the interim before shutting down. Is that what you're telling you?

So the government has already shut down, but what that means is everyone is technically currently working for free but not really. What I mean by that is there's payroll, right? So, like, they already got their last payroll, but for the next two weeks, they're not supposed to get paid anyway. They get paid, you know, in a two-week period. So if the government ends the shutdown and they get together and they make concessions and there's a funding bill, there's, yeah, most likely will. I think the longest one was like 35 days or something recently.

But basically, if the government doesn't fund itself in the next two weeks, then people won't get their paychecks. Hassan, I just want to know, is everything going to be okay? No, nothing is going to be all right. Really? No. Everything is everything that will be okay?

I'd like to think so. Okay. Okay, you're more high energy on this podcast, too now. You should do political commentary. You know what? Maybe this is to start. She told me everything will be okay. Will my eggs be cheaper?

No. Fuck. But that's good. It's patriotic to pay more for eggs. We like that now. We love expensive eggs, yeah. Anyways, what did you really want to talk about? Yeah.

We're out here in France. I'm not in my house. It's interesting because, like, everyone else is in my house, and they shot the episode, and this is the tail end of it. Oh, that's cute. You sound a little jealous about that. Hello, tail end of fear and audiences. I am.

I love my house. Without me. I was on fear of. I love France even more. and we have some macaroons here and we're going to do a taste test. That's what you lost. That's what you wanted to do. Wow.

I didn't know. Guys, we literally ate one on our podcast. But since we're such good guests, we'll give you guys a brand new reaction. You don't have to. A boo already. I'll do it. I'll do it. Try the blue one.

That one looks weird. I like it. No, but that's why. Guys, this is a black mac at home with what looks like a peanut butter color inside. Do you like it? It's good, but I just don't know what flavor it is. What flavor is it?

What's it? What about yours? Here. Try it. What's good? Can I try that? Yeah, it tastes like black food coloring. I don't know. What is that flavor?

There's supposed to be blueberry, and then the inside is, like, supposed to be tea, like Earl Gray. Like nutty. But that's coming from the butter. Earl grade tier or something. That's really, that sounds really, you say it like a real French woman. Maca.

Macaughan. Ja per francis. Bonjour, bono, bono, everybody, give me a good, merci. Merci. Merci. Pretty good,

thank you. I've been practicing. The best way to get a good, merci, keep the R quick. Merci. Merci. Ah. If you start auring too much,

weird. If you start putting too much emphasis on the R, it just sounds wrong. I'm going to clip that. I'm going to clip that. I'm going to put that. Bonjour,

bonsois, bonnui. I smoke the secret, I go home, I beat my sheet. That's the only thing Moldwig taught me. That's not,

you're speaking English, right? Yeah, but no, but he taught. Like, that's not even French. You're not speaking English. I asked him to teach me some, like, like, French, how to do a French accent.

So, I smoke the cigarette. I go home, I beat my sheet. What were the terms that you were? were trying to teach me the fine shit how do you say fine shit belfam belle femme yeah how do i say how you doing fine shit in french come on sava belle femme hey that wasn't bad come on so how are you how are you guys i'm gonna hit them with that oh god i'm not gonna lie everybody here looks goo oh yeah there was fashion week no bitch we're in lamon oh yeah there's no there's no But there's no fashion week in Le Mans.

They do Vroom, Vroom. We're outside of a cathedral. I'm just going to go fuck off. I'm just going to go. I'll come with you, baby. You should visit the cathedral. It's right there. You can just go in.

I get married. Reverence. Do they like gay marriage here? Gay marriage? Gay marriage. I went to the catacquins. Yeah, that was fun. I'm going to do that to a random French person today in front of you guys.

I hope you know that. You should. There's also a more like. Come's about Bellefam? Yeah. E. E. Oh!

She laughed. She had a smile. Rizzing up the Frenches out here. Look at the beret and everything. People are, people come up to me and talk to me in French. And I don't know if it's because I should feel cool about that. It's the beret. It's the beret.

No, I wasn't wearing the beret last time. But I think it's just because I think it's just because I should feel cool about that. It's the beret. like French people just assume that you're speaking French like you have to right and it's like relax you guys didn't colonize as hard as the English did okay calm down speak for yourself yeah I don't know I'm just but still I don't understand but I don't know if it's like they're doing that in a in a kind way or a rude way where it's like the expectation is like of course you have to speak French I think it depends where you are

yeah most people are so nice as long as you say bonjeieu everyone bonjour madame bonjour monsieur and everyone's so nice sometimes the Frenchies don't fuck with y'all and I say that as someone

with whom they fuck with when I speak French oh they fucking with me hugged last night at the concert thing you right when they were calling out everyone

I think there was a thing last year when the Spanish drivers came out the French audience booed because there's like a whole thing so Squeasy

came out with them to help and then they asked Ludwig and Michael do you want me to come out with you guys so they don't boo you and we don't give a shit

we're American, we don't care We want them to boo us But then beforehand I think he prepped the audience Like all right now These next people are from like America And we're gonna show them a warm welcome Because that's how the French audience

Do it right? And like you know hyping them up Did they hype them up or did they boo them? They hyped. It was really nice of them Yeah It was very nice of them I will say one Ludd and Michael are the best representatives

For people not to boo Okay I disagree vehemently Have you seen Ludwig. I have. Hey, hey, he has hair right now.

Oh, that's true. He doesn't look as racist. Who hates bald people? I'm just going to say it. No, no, no, no. I hate bald person. Ludwig. And two.

Facts. Agreed. And two, I feel like Squeezy is really good at like hyping up a crowd. He is. He, like, it makes me proud to come out to France and to France. meet all these creators that have like a really good fucking head on their shoulders when they don't need to and i look too because i feel like you know squeezy really well too and for someone who has like one of the largest french audiences ever he's like a really sweet humble down-to-earth guy

like it almost shocks me we've we've talked extensively about that and ironically on the fear on podcast as well last time he was on but um i he is the reason why i i i i he is the reason why i i I fuck with the French now. Like, I didn't used to. I didn't like France. I used to come out here for work, and I was like, this sucks. But ever since I met him,

my opinion has changed about France almost completely. Because, yeah, he's, no, I'm serious because he's so fucking nice. But if you spoke French and if you met everybody else, you would only feel that even more so. But I didn't feel that. It was really surprising to me, okay, you know how in our streaming industry,

there's like, there's like, There's the left and the right a little bit And there's other factions In the French streaming space It's like if you don't fuck with us No morals and beliefs Like you're the one who's ostracized

Like everybody kind of fucks with each other Yeah everyone everyone is like And like defends each other It's really sweet Yeah everyone's pretty progressive A lot of the French contentators Like some of the biggest French contulators And biggest French streamers are also Muslim too

So like there's not like a lot of Yeah there's not a lot of racism There are It's just that Americans Girl, it's me and Tark. No, there's, there's, there's a lot of, like, even Faze, like, O.G. Phase was, like, all... Did you know O.G. Phase, like, Phase Apex is Palestinian, for example? Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah. I had no idea. Straight up. A lot of the old OG phase guys, uh, when they first started were, like, Middle Eastern, Muslim, but... Yes, that. Did not know at all. Yeah. And there are, there are definitely a lot of... But also, you know, I've, I'm not like this with FACE. Yeah. I am. I'm like this. I mean, more so now than before. I'm like this with Faze.

It's been this. Hey, we're phasing us. Jason's pretty cool. Jason's a sweetie. He's pretty cool. But what I was saying is like in America, people are all about their bag. So they just don't, they don't, they don't talk about anything. And I would say that like the, from what I understand the French streaming world,

like they don't also talk too much about politics either. Yeah. They don't like dive into it. But if you like go cookie bean, they're not going to fuck with you. Yeah, exactly. um it's it's good they have like one big click from what i understand rather than having like different factions as you were describing it so yeah it's it's good vibes overall i tried to talk to some of the people this morning and he needs to stop and they were not they just don't speak

english or they're lying to me that's like the one thing that kind of makes me sad there's i'm surrounded by all these french creators guys let me be your live translator that's all you need well i don't I mean, I didn't. I mean, I have you. That's true. We just linked up. I just know. We're going to have a good time at the track today.

We're going to the track today. Wait, do you think they'd let us? Drive the cars? Yeah. No. Do you need a license? Pokey Main? I'm going to just tell you no right now.

Is it not like go-karting? It is not like go-karting. No. It is so different. You'll see. It's intense. Who's going to sue me? Who's going to sue me?

Is there police? The French? Yes. Yes. Fine. There is. But it's a very cool experience. It looks really cool.

I'm excited. Yeah, but we just wanted to give you guys a little quick insight into what I'm up to out here. A little bonjour with Lily Peachu and Pokemon. So thank you so much, guys, for coming on. Thank you, guys. I love you, Feary's. I smoke. Feary's?

That's cool. I like it. That's cool. My little Fearys. The Fearies. Okay, yeah, the Feary's. I smoke the cigarette and I will beat my shit. when I go hot

Yeah, I think that's One hand cigarette, other hand feeding her. Thank you everybody for coming on And we'll see you Behind the Paywall Except we won't be behind the paywall But other people will be behind the paywall

But they'll be behind the paywall Hell you Bye We hear you owe you know $890, I'm a debt collector On a recorded line And I said oh Really

So I'm not going to pay it I said You felt like Liam Mason in this situation I said I'm not gonna fucking pay it And they said Well okay I said what are you gonna do about it What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do? Sue me and they said And I hung up the phone And three weeks later I got served with a lawsuit For $890 Wait someone showed up and served you Serve me

Showed up and served me Did they pretend to be like an Uber Eats driver? No, they just... Hello! Hello! You opened that? No, I was curious. I felt like I have to know my threats.