Fear& - We Finally Replaced Him.. | Fear&

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

The rumors are true, we have replaced Hasan Piker effective immediately. This was not an easy decision to make but ultimately it was the right change for our show. We hope youll understand and warmly welcome our new host Pokimane. Thank you. ✨EXTRA BONUS EPISODES ON PATREON✨ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 🔊https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow our guest! ❤️ Poki: https://twitter.com/pokimanelol ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Chapters - 00:00:00 - we are done with politics 00:02:45 - speaking of race 00:06:23 - A FEAR& EXCLUSIVE 00:08:30 - qts failing business 00:13:30 - buy american (we cant make anything here) 00:14:30 - willneffs succeeding business 00:16:20 - there are no stupid questions 00:19:22 - oh no oh no oh no 00:23:46 - zocdoc 00:25:12 - we are saving this business chat 00:28:09 - were selling hot dogs now 00:31:03 - austin is done with QT 00:34:50 - gingers are now what 00:36:31 - shoutout france, shoutout brazil 00:41:05 - getting hit so hard he farted a little 00:42:51 - kelly you were a lot then 00:47:45 - dont go to highscool partys after high school chat 00:48:48 - austins first frat party 00:52:49 - tooth thirty 00:56:40 - is the traumatic man still hot 00:58:59 - fear&basketball #hasanabi #pokimane #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or the gambling of someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario 1866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Thanks Austin. I am so sorry. Oh my God, am I gonna make you cry? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the fear and podcast where we finally dumped the trash. That's right.

Hassan piker's fucking out of here. He's in Europe and we replaced him. Yeah, I'm Hassan today. Yeah, with a much better, a much better looking too. Wait, should I pretend to be him? No. No, we got you for a reason, Pokey. The reason is, is you're not Hassan Piker.

We're done with politics. We're apolitical. If you were pretending to be Hassan, he'd be on your phone right now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We're back with another episode. We're missing Will Neff right now, but he will be back.

He sucked himself to death in traffic, but was resuscitated and he's alive and on his way. He is here, yes, coming. We're falling apart already. We're falling apart. On the morning of the Pope, a newly elected Pope. Really? Yes, we have a new Pope, his name is Pope.

He's American, he's an American Pope. What? Yes, yes, we have a new Pope. His name is Pope. He's American, he's an American Pope. What? Oh, come on. That's right. You don't like that? And shocker. No. Hot off the press, Robert Francis provost.

At last, the Pope from the US. Robert, sorry, Robert Francis provost. Have to becoming Pope Leo XIV. That's right. And he is keeping with a longstanding Catholic tradition of being homophobic, which may shock you all. Why do they all look the same? I'm so sorry.

They do, it's impressive. They look like the same prototype of Pope. Yeah. Can we get one with some curls or like, I don't know. Well, there's almost a black one. That's right. Yeah, that's right Like he's almost a pope or he's yeah, like the conclave has to vote or whatever. Yeah, that's right Marsh is laughing. I don't know No, there was almost a black pope. What's the conclave? I almost said African-American pope

But that's like it doesn't make any sense. You know Americans do that a lot, but they'll say African-American It doesn't make any sense. You know Americans do that a lot. They'll say African American instead of black Cuz they're afraid. Yeah, but they think everyone's American, but they think everyone's American, but it's like No, I assumed they were trying to be like yeah, no you didn't think no they were they're trying to be PC But they're being even more offensive speaking of race as a white woman. Oh yeah. I speak on it queen. I was talking to my Twitch chat the other night

and I was like, what race are you? I was like, say your race. Yeah, you were doing a poll. And I was doing a census in my chat as you should. Cause I have worn this shirt two days in a row. Oh. Because I found out 7% of my Instagram followers are from Brazil, so shout out Brazil.

Amazing. And so I've got them a shirt. That's amazing. I see you. I see you guys. Because apparently Brazil loves Mario Goatzi. Okay. They're like obsessed with it.

So you got 7% of your fault from that one reel. I think so. Amazing. I mean, I'm not that big of an Instagram fan. That's amazing. No, I think that one reel. I think so. Amazing. I mean, I'm not that big of an Instagramer. That's amazing. No, I think that's- So shout out, Brazil. But then I was like, what are you guys?

Wait, sorry, I had to interject because when she was talking about her shirt and Brazil, Cutie looks so good today. Oh my God. She does. Like, she looks extra fine. She looks like a different kind of fine than she usually does.

It's giving bad girl. Yes, it's giving bad girl. Yes I'm getting baddie bad girls a little It's giving baddie she has like her midriff showing she's got these low-rise baggy jeans I was like, oh my god, I've never seen this like this skin of cutie Cinderella before is it new I've got a mini not gonna lie. It's giving like he's just a boy. I'm just a girl Could it be any more obvious? I really mean before she lie. It's giving like, he's just a boy, I'm just a girl. Could it be any more obvious? Avril Lavigne before she died.

She's dead? Yeah, cause it's a new clone that replaced her. They replaced her with Melissa. Oh my God, I am so out of the loop. You didn't know that? No, I'm old. I just didn't know. That's a millennial thing to know.

Yeah. Oh, okay. But it's okay. Interesting. So you don't like me calling you a bad girl, just for the record. I don't care. I don't have a feeling No fascism pin well you like fashion let put over here

No politics today So okay, I just want to make sure I wasn't being offensive well, so I asked my chat what their color of their skin was. Right. And, you know, people were like brown, black, white. I don't understand. And this isn't helpful because we don't have an Asian here. I don't understand why Asians are saying,

to this day, I know this is like, people say this. I don't understand why Asians say yellow. They're just simply not. Am I crazy? I mean, maybe it's a bit more like olive. Yeah. And again, a lot of Middle Eastern people are more olive. They're just simply not. Am I crazy? Am I brave stance? Yeah. And again, a lot of Middle Eastern people. I've never seen a yellow person

besides someone with jaundice. I don't understand how this, I don't know how this happened. Did you talk about this on stream? Yeah, I was like, did all of you gaslight yourself? Okay, so we've already, this is cancel proof. I could get canceled for questioning the color of their skin, yes. I know, but...

I could. I mean, I understand where you're coming from. I would agree with you that there's a larger variety in skin tone when it comes to Asian people than just yellow, duh. Right. Yeah. I agree. And I think that putting them in one box is not a cool thing to do.

But maybe it's that they don't lean as red pink as Caucasian people. Right. And they just don't want to be white. As a white. Not that. That is something I learned. They were like, well no, they were like, well I'm not white, I don't want to say I'm white. And I was like, okay. Were you offended by that?

No, I'm offended. Dude, in college I would also be confused as to what I should list because. Oh yeah, what are you? I mean, like technically I'm African, but I am white and white passing, definitely. I don't know what the fuck, but I'm also kind of middle eastern.

You're in my Twitch chat, I say what color is your skin? What do you say? I don't answer. I don't answer because I don't want to offend anyone. Oh my God. Because how I might label myself is maybe not how others might label me. And I just don't.

Why don't you come out with it right now in an exclusive. What color do you want to be? What color do you want to be? What color do you want to be? This is a first time fear and exclusive. See, if Assam was here, we wouldn't be able to cover this because he'd stop the conversation because it's too problematic. But we're a political podcast now.

I would like to label myself as a nice pearlescent tone, kind of like Edward when he steps into the light in Twilight. You're not that color. Wait, no, no, no. Well, you said I could choose. Yes, I love that. And that's what I choose.

I love that, that is the most iconic thing. Poke, what, how would you describe it? Pearlescent. That's like a, that's like a. This is bad for my census, because now I have one pearlescent. Yes. And?

Okay. She invented, this is iconic. Okay. Like this is a new wave. The mother of pearlescent. And? And? Okay. All right. Allow me. This is iconic. Okay. Like this is a new wave. The mother of pearlescent race. This is the mother of pearlescent,

like you just invented a new skin color. All right. Thank you. And we accept applicants, so. Yes. Wow. Do you want to join, honey? No, I'm white.

If you're ever tired of being white. Girl, I'm white as hell, unfortunately. I feel like I could maybe drift into that category just a little bit. He wants to not be white. Yeah, we have some overlap too. I mean, yeah, we do. As being like sort of Middle Eastern. We're both Middle Eastern.

Right. Right. You say he wants to not be white, but also in a lot of ways he's not white. No, he's white. I mean, I am pretty white, but if you look- He's wearing Ed Hardy, he white. I didn't, Christian got this. I don't know what the hell.

I found it in my closet, all right? It's Ed Hardy, it's good, it's back. I'm dating a gay person, what can I say? Is it good? Love that for you. I got it at Urban Outfitters. You're gay. Yeah, I know. Speaking of gay, QT, your small business is collapsing. Oh my God, I have loved following the T on that

because you're giving us a freaking inside scoop that we need in this day and age. Yeah, this is a business age. Please tell us more. Yeah, this is a business podcast. It's fucked up. Welcome. How does it feel to be a failure bitch? Will just came in, said how does it feel

to be a failure bitch? I ate one of those in my tummy hurts now. I just ate one of those too. Those are so good. We switched up the seating arrangement. Sorry, I didn't want her to be alone. It felt bad. So, Will, welcome to the podcast.

Good to be here. He got in a self suck incident, they resuscitated him on the freeway, and now he's to the podcast. Good to be here. He got in a self-suck incident. They resuscitated him on the freeway. Now he's here. Awesome. Good to be here. We were just talking about QT's failing business. Yeah.

Yes. Thanks. So, number one, I've been just like kind of out of sight, out of mind. I know we had the Labooboo problem, okay? Yeah. And I just gave up. I said no more Labooboos. It's been a personal problem for me cuz farley ate my little boo-boo really he doesn't need anything But for some reason he really wanted the little new it was okay. I'm

Need some help here. I don't know what the fuck a little boo-boo is okay That's what I'm here for okay. I could never yeah, he can boo-boos Yeah, he can never. Yeah, he can never. Yeah, he called them booboos. Lebooboos. Stop. Lebooboos are these cute little keychain plushies,

but I need to give you all the tea, okay? They initially started garnering popularity because Lisa from Blackpink started rocking them, I believe, amongst other items from Pop Mart. Pop Mart is a big brand that releases all these cute collectible things, plushies, figurines, and the whole, I guess what makes them so exclusive and special

is they come in a blind box, meaning you don't know what color or type you're gonna get. We sell blind boxes at Deco Deco, by the way. How much are they now? Well, we sell them. You're brilliant. I can see that. And there's different sets of colors that people can get.

And then there's a special set, like a secret set. One in 70 boxes. Yes, you might have like a 10, 20% chance of getting a blue one, pink, red, whatever. And then there will be like a multicolor one. That's like a 0.1% chance that you get it. So every time someone opens a pack, it's like gambling. So everything comes back to dopamine receptors.

For girly pops. For girly pops, not kids. It's the girls that love them and I love them too. I will say, we do need to get young women into gambling. I've always thought that. I've actually been saying that. Yeah, I think they're underrepresented. And before someone calls Poke a hypocrite for making a joke.

I know, I know, but you know what? And they'll cut me out of it this time. I hope they do. This time, it's time to move past it. So you're collapsing small business. Yeah, my collapsing small business. Wait, can I hear what happened with the little booboo's? Cause I actually don't know. Oh, sorry.

Well, first of all, I get these cute little booboo charms. I'm like, it's so excited. I'm like, oh my God, they're so cute. It's gonna change my business. There's gonna be lines out the door. I'm so excited about the Labooboos. And now people do, well, I'll get there actually.

So we get the Labooboos and they're selling like hotcakes and the business is saved. So I go, I email my supplier and I'm like, hey, I need more of these. And they said, ooh yeah, so price is tripled. And I was like, that's crazy. Cause I sell them for a dollar. Ooh, you sell the boo-boos for a dollar?

They're mini ones, charms that go on your, but they're like fuzzy, they're so cute. They're cute, they're way cute. And I'm like, oh, well, I can't sell, they're an inch big. I can't sell these for $5. Like, what do you mean? Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. And then, so I was like, well, maybe I'll buy a few,

you know, in case, cause I love them. And then they're like, actually, we're not shipping to America. Oh no. And then I said, yeah. And then they're just gone. I can't get my Labooboos, they're gone. Wait, that's so sad because that really was something

that set your business apart. I know I had the baby Labooboos, no one else has them. So what else is there? Maybe you have those knockoff Labooboos. No one else has them. So what else is there? Maybe you have those knockoff Labooboos, everybody makes fun of you. You know the FooFoos? You know people count the amount of teeth.

Yeah. It needs to have a certain amount of teeth. Well, one time a supplier as like a bonus, I don't know why they sent us knockoff Sunny Angels. I don't know. Which are the naked babies, girly pops also love them. They're naked babies you stick on your phone. And I was like, whatever, we'll put them out. Well, we'll put them out. We put them for, usually Sunny Angels are like naked babies. Girlie Pops also love them. They're naked babies you stick on your phone. And I was like, whatever, we'll put them out.

Well, we'll put them out there. We put them for, usually Sunny Angels are like 20 bucks. We put them out four bucks. I'm like, whatever, we have them. I don't wanna just throw them away. They probably sold. That's wasteful. A seven year old clocked us. She walks in with her nanny.

Her nanny's like, cute, those are Sunny Angels. She goes, those are knockoffs. I was like, so embarrassed. So I was like, oh my God. Take them off the floor, throw them away, melt them. I wouldn't even know they were seven. I don't even think I knew what the word knockoff was.

It's seven. You know. What else is happening to your small business? Well. Your entire foundation has fallen. Dude, it's so bad. That's crazy. It's so bad.

So we open online, which I'm so excited for. So decodeco.shop, shameless plug. We open online. Go buy her stuff. Well, maybe don't. Because- Wait, so were you selling phone cases online? Yeah, so you make a kit, it's DIY kits.

Oh, that's cool. So you pick out what you want. Yeah, so it's really cool. That's so cool. I did a stream where I was packaging all the orders and then midstream I'm realizing, I'm like, damn, no, you guys are, they're going crazy. They're buying all this stuff. And then I'm like, damn, no, you guys are, they're going crazy. They're buying all this stuff.

And then I was like, wait, stop, because I'm going to run out of inventory for the store. So then I'm like, I go home and I'm like panicking, emailing all my suppliers. I'm like, I'm going to need this, this, this, best day ever, business is back, baby. And then my order of, what is it? I tweeted it.

1,000, what was, which is a lot of charms admittedly. $1400. $1400 after tariffs went to $3600. Yeah. Which is just not sustainable. No. For those that import their products, which so I do have, I've thought about this. I would love, okay. Everyone's like buy American.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. They don't make it. They do not make. Well, build a factory, cutie. I can't. And then some can't make plushes cute enough in our country. What's crazy is that some people are like, cutie, here's this American website. Here's this American website.

I'm like, bitch, they got that from the same supplier. I got that for and they're selling it at the same price. I sell that for. So if I buy it from them, then I still have to double my fucking prices in order for the business to like pay employees and shit. It's crazy. The only solution is to cut their wages. That's the only solution.

You gotta protect your bottom line, cutie. I'm looking into children. So he's the one slur. We gotta chop down some trees. Yeah, come on. We gotta do that. You gotta do that. You gotta buy American.

You need to bring back Japanese manufacturing back to its rightful place, America. Well, QD, I have been experiencing something similar. What happened? Well, my hot sauce brand is- Oh no, it's made in Japan? No, it's proudly made in the United States and the demand has been so extreme.

And we've been making so much money that we've been I mean it's really been taking up some of my time. Oh it's the good old plushy hot sauce pipeline. Wait but so what's the problem? I mean it's stressful. I just tried to relate. I've been in the red for three months and this is one month I could have been in the green because the online store opened. I'm so excited. You gotta be like Will Cutie, Will built a factory. Cause he said he's a man. Made in the US. No he didn't. And I proudly stand up next to you

and defend her still today. That's right. And then people are like, people are like, oh my God, these people, they're like Cutie, idiot, just ship it to a friend in Canada and then ship it to America. That's not illegal. That's illegal.

I can't do that. They're like Cutie, just drive not illegal. That's illegal. I can't do that. They're like, Cutie, just drive to Mexico and get your stuff. I can't. I love that. That would be the best YouTube video ever worth it. I traffic labooboos. And you do it all like fucking blow, where you fly in on a turbo jet and then have a truck

and you're like fucking sweating. It's all packed in coffee grounds. I love that. That's amazing. What is insane is it is cheaper and better for my business to smuggle. No, to buy my assistant a first class ticket to Japan with three empty suitcases and to come back.

That is literally like a fifth of the price. I'll be your assistant. I'll smuggle the boo boo's. Say that video tip to tip would get crushed by a cutie and will smuggle boo boo's. Pong, will you join in on us? Happily. I feel like I just have a puffer coat that's absolutely. I was imagining cutie in like one of those detective coats opening up. She's not flashing you, it's just all the boo-boos. It's so bad. Is some immigration officer being like,

what do you have there? I'm like, it's 1,400 liboos. Is that what these immigration border busting shows are gonna become? I mean, that would be really funny. Busting like liboos. Can I ask a stupid question? Yeah, sure.

Nothing you ask is stupid, kitty. Yeah, there's no way you could be as stupid as that. I just called Pokey cutie. You just assumed the stupid question would be cutie Cinderella. I feel like a princess when I come on this podcast. Nothing you ask is stupid Say I've never been on the side of the table. By the way, can I, before you ask your. It's kind of like you're watching the idiots. Before you ask your question, that's not stupid. And by the way, you're a Pokeman.

And I was looking through you, so I. You were looking through me? No, I was looking, I was, my eyes caught. He was thinking about you, so he said you're a idiot. Everybody knows how much I love women and support it. I've got a great track record. Your microphone is unbelievably, it's just perfect. It's brand new, out the box. Our microphones are fucked up.

That one's fucked. What are you talking about? These are ours. Mine's like kind of fun. No, no, no, this is the one you use though, all the time. That's because I... Mine looks like, all ours look like they've been sucked. You can trade with me. No, no, no, I like it.

It's perfect. I don't want them using mine. No. Pokey, what's your question? Yes, my question. What's your question? So, I am not the most politically aware. Also, I've been on a reading deprivation week.

Have you guys heard of that? What's that? So I'm doing this 12 week creativity course and one of the weeks is reading deprivation. Like you avoid reading stuff. I'm not talking books. I'm talking books, comments, TikToks, everything. That's amazing. I'm trying.

I love that. Anyways, because of that, I have not, I'm not really super aware of the news. I know Trump brought in tariffs, but I thought he stopped the tariffs. To some of the countries. Oh, but he kept them. Yeah. To Japan specifically, Asia.

Well, parts of Asia like China. Yeah. So I was when I was packing my orders, I pulled out one of the phone cases and had a made in China sticker. I was like, this is rare. This is rare. You got a rare one. Yeah. So he kept it just for Asian. Well, no, he stopped. I'm sure all I know is that it's definitely in the places

that I'm ordering from. And so people are like, oh, Taiwan doesn't have the tariffs and so then I try to find a Taiwan only. So then you could- Taiwanese. Yeah, Taiwanese. Taiwanese Labooboos. Labooboos. But so then I will, it's so crazy.

So then I'll find, so sometimes you find suppliers on these random websites or like even like AliExpress, you can find a supplier, email them. But then you ask them their country of origin. China, they just marked it up and now they're selling it from Taiwan. And I'm like. Yeah, because now there's a huge demand. But if they've received that supply, do you still have to pay it? Well, they are. Are they shipping?

No. So I don't have to pay the tariff, but they've already upped their prices because because I'm sitting there and I'm like, why original supply, which is like, guys, obviously it's like my stuff is like, you know, a charm, a dollar a charm. Yeah. Like, it just gets crazy, though. Yeah. Like, so I usually buy my charms for like Trump is killing your business. 50 cents.

And then you get in. Then we sell for a dollar. He's killing her business, which is weird, cause she voted for him. You know what I mean? Yeah, I really thought he would do some good. So do you agree voting for Trump, QT Cinderella? I'm gonna do it next election.

Yeah. For sure. She just wants change. She wants an outsider. I'm doing the Trump yee 2028, is that what it is? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh God in heaven.

He dropped some new music recently. Oh God. Please not the cousin stuff. No, wait. No, it's bad. It's so much worse. It's so bad. I would almost extend your reading deprivation. Really? Yeah. Never come back.

You may never read again after this. Yeah. Can you give me a summary? Oh, I'm allowed to talk to friends, but. I don't even know if I can mention the summary. He sings about Hitler. Yeah. Can you give me a summary? Oh. I'm allowed to talk to friends, but. I don't even know if I can mention the summary. He sings about Hitler. Yeah. What?

And he praises him in the song and that's the chorus. And he wears a dripped out swastika. Yeah, his producer wore a dripped out, like bedazzled swastika. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it was a choice. For the record, I have a very dry voice. I'm not voting for Kanye or Trump for president.

I would like to make that very clear. If you couldn't read my tone. But Hassan sent us a link, which is typical. Wait, sorry, that's allowed on streaming. Oh, my God, I forgot to order coffee. I think it's kind of hard to find right now. The name of the song is H.H. Yeah, yeah, it's it's. That song is HH. Yeah. Yeah, it's.

Is that a. That guy's really upset. He brought my coffee spam ring in the doorbell. He says, come on. It's kind of a dope ring tone. No, no, no. You want me to go out and talk to him? No, no, no, no.

I'm saying you just spam the doorbell. One thing I can't help is any impatience. Hassan sent us a thing. Yeah, I think it's about Laboubou. I know, cause he's obsessed now. He likes Laboubous now, let's go. Listen, I am a big Laboubou fan. Me too.

Marcia and I wore some at Coachella and we got a lot of compliments. Why can't I open it? Of course, they're so cute. I think it's been deleted. Oh wait, China's Wang Ning adds 1.6 billion to wealth as Americans queue for toys. How is he making so much money? I'm not making it shit Because he owns the company what what does he want us to talk about?

Does the coffee think? Chairman and CEO of Chinese toy maker pop mark international group in 1.6 billion richer Have you single day have you guys been to the pop mart in Century City? Billion richer single day. Have you guys been to the pop mart in Century City? Like if you want a real a boo-boo you pull up there there's already yeah eight men immediately once the drop land Yeah, and they just pick up every so I sweep. It's so funny worse than Pokemon cards I went in there and one of the people that worked there was a fan and they were like, oh my god I can't believe you're here. I didn't know you like pop Martin I was like I do and I was like I'm actually looking for labooboo and they're like good luck

And I was like really like even if I'm talking to you, they're like dude, it's like it's like a killing floor Yeah, it's crazy. It's like you know how there are drug dealers and Pokemon card dealers I have yet to find a labooboo dealer and I would love to we Know legit, there's no labooboo plug. I would love to. But I think they're that rare. No legit, there's no Labooboo plugs. I got minis. I got minis. You got minis. Authentic?

We still have a few. No, probably not. But they're really cute. Hello, Labooboo. I'm also gonna start, yeah, I'm just gonna start selling the LaFooFoo. Have you started upping the price of your products? No, cause it makes me sad.

You need it, you know. Guys, I think we need to do something about Trump. QT's sad. I can't handle it anymore. This may be the change we need to... I don't want to up my prices. You're laughing! I'm a bad business owner because I look at it and I'm like, damn. QT Cinderella discovers business.

This is sad! It's sad! I don't wanna charge more. You need to nominate me as your company president. How much would you, pull up my website, tell me how much you'd charge for these things. Okay. I wanna see. Will and I will be your board of directors.

Okay board, let's review. And we'll put pressure on you. Fine on me. Yeah. Pokey too. Thank you. I'm so, you know what? Exactly, I thought you liked women.

I love women so much. This is getting suspicious. My love for women just blinded me. Okay, go to products. I believe that. Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of loving you. Will.

Yes? I'm feeling a little sick, but I don't know where to find a doctor. Well, Austin, have you ever tried Zoc Doc? No, Will, tell me about it. Well, Zoc Doc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. That's incredible. I also heard you can filter for doctors who take your insurance because nothing

sucks more than getting a surprise out of Network Mill. That's right. I recently had a throat issue. I don't know if you know about this. From sucking dick? No, from undiagnosed acid reflux. Oh! Oh my God. Sorry. I had to use ZocDoc to find a doctor in Network that assessed my problem so I can quickly get healthy again. Well, I'm so happy you're feeling healthy, Will. And I hope you guys start to feel healthy soon. So because you

need to stop putting up those doctors appointment and go to ZocDoc.com slash fear to find an instantly book a top rated doctor today that's Z O Co-c.com slash fear, zocdoc.com slash fear. I got a bad taste of loving you. Okay, purse. Cute website by the way. 10 charms, two glues, 55 bucks.

How do you feel? 10 charms. It's expensive, I feel bad. Imagine I have to up that to 60 bucks. I'm gonna be honest. What? Two glues, I don't know the price of glues. I'm unfamiliar with glues.

Excuse me, I've explained deco deco a thousand times. Can I? Can you tell me, I'm asking what the going rate of a deco glue is. No, can I give you it? Can I give you some genuine feedback? Slide. Yes.

I think the phone case photo is gorgeous if you scroll down a little but scroll up I think if you're selling the heart purses and you're including charms and glue colors I think some of the primary photos should include those charms because right now I'm not really looking at what I'm getting you click on it and then it you get to choose your charms Do you get a tube of glue or is it like a hamster? Yeah, I know a glue that you like you got to show them what you're really say You shouldn't show the naked one

because they're getting charms. You should show like a decked out one. Well the problem if you show a decked out one and you don't give them that charm because we run out of stock of it. Well that's okay, they can pick and choose the charms. I think you should raise the prices but you just need to get famous people to come in.

Wait, I have to explain the glue. Please explain the glue. So it's called Deco Deco glue or cream glue. Sure. And it's just's it's called deco deco glue or Cream glue sure and it's it's just silicone like colk right and what you what's that called colk? Okay? I Yeah So it's silicone right there like Elmer's glue and acrylic paint. OK, and how is it? Dispense piping bag. It's like frosting. So you give them a piping bag or is the piping bag prepackaged and you buy the piping bag?

We buy it packaged. Yes, but then we have to assemble it. OK, so I have a question. Yes, I have. You could probably make a really good margin if you are able to buy the glues in mass. That's what everyone has said. Have a standard. Why not?

How? There's gotta be some way if it's just caulk. I know but it's like but then we have to. Yeah well you know where cutie could get some caulk. I've actually used a lot of caulk in my day. The problem is the problem is is if we mix it the time you have to like bag it right away or it starts drying out. Right so I'm saying though that is a good place to make a margin if you can find some kind of like Is if we mix it the time you have to like bag it right away or it starts drying out, right? So I'm saying though that is a good place to make a margin if you can find some kind of like distribute like like

Centralized hamster feeder that keeps the caulk. I did in China But now I don't have any you need to move to China I think I think honestly you could make a lot of your margin back if that's something that's distributed with every product We actually did raise our prices because some people were just buying the glue. Hey, I'm an idea guy I'm here giving you my cock factory listen if we could do a cutie Cinderella revolutionized cock stream Yeah, that's big. I think I think what you need to do cuties. You need to offer another product That's American made that allows you to keep those prices low But Austin, the American made products are selling.

You're saying that like she hasn't already tried. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Hot dogs. Hot dogs? Right? Nobody likes it. Nobody who doesn't like a hot dog like Costco. Look at Costco, right?

That that. OK, I didn't like where he was going at first, but now it's track and. Right. Think about it this way, right? Nobody goes to Costco for a hot dog. You think that's ridiculous before they came up with it. Respectfully, are hot dogs even made in America? Yes.

Aren't the biggest beef farms like not in America? Oh, those are American pigs. Beef, cow. Beef, cow. Pigs. Yeah, those are hot dogs. Some, they do make hot dogs. They make pig hot dogs.

Those are all beef hot dogs. Wait, oh, okay. They're American cows. I don't know if they will. You Google that Marsh. I don't think he's right. If they're made in America, beef is American. So by the way, just so you know, the Costco hot dogs are wires called a lost leader. Do you know what a lost leader is? No. Yes. Okay. A lost leader is a product that you offer at a loss to your own cost. But it brings so many people through the door that they purchase other things that make up for it. So basically their hot dogs at Costco

are like a bait for people to be like, come get your lunch for a dollar. But then they buy several other things that they really profit off. And Costco actually tried to raise the cost of the hot dog because they lose so much on the hot dogs. But the original founder of Costco said, I would sooner die than raise the price of Costco hot dogs. I like that. See, QT, you need to sell hot dogs. Deco, Deco, hot dog, hot dog. That's what I'm saying. But what I'm saying is... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait. Actually, he's cooking. You maybe need charms that are lost leaders,

but the people need to buy the phone cases. Exactly, and the purses. And I think it's okay for you to be losing money on those because you should be up in the end. Well, we just built a profitable business. And you need to cut the wages by 30%. Oh, you should add some kind of blind box to your blind box. If you buy X amount of charms, you get a chance to win a la boo boo.

So, you know, it's fun. Also slot machines. OK, I mean, that's basically what he just said. So this is fun. So Thanksgiving, I had a little Ludwig was I was all alone for Thanksgiving. So I invited over any homeless I found and Fan Fan and her mother came. Oh, and so is on hand.

Yeah. And so Fan Fan and her mother. The Pics Market. Oh, well, it's just her feet. She gave him away for free. So I'm talking to Fan Fan's mom and I'm like, what do you do for fun? You know, moms love me cause I don't have one. Oh, oh. You know what, I'm not giving sympathy.

Not cause I, no, no, I care about your mother that passed away, but you laugh about it so much that I feel I'm digging myself a hole. I care about your mom so much. Oh my God, that was so rude. It came off wrong. I'm not giving sympathy. No, yeah, no, he meant I'm gonna laugh along

because you're laughing. Thank you, thank you. You'm giving sympathy. No, yeah, no, he meant I'm gonna laugh along because you're laughing. Thank you, thank you. You know, because nobody, nobody wants, he just said it in the cruelest way possible. No, Pokey gets it. Hold on, Pokey gets it. I'm not giving sympathy, I'm giving laughter. That's it?

But you should've said, I'm just giving laughter. Cause I sympathize with the fact that she died, but you don't want that right now. You don't want it at all. You want to be, ha ha, you want us to be there and just be happy. Yeah today was a day. You needed it. Yeah mother's day is coming up, so Thanks, Austin I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Am I gonna make you cry?

My mom's dead I just found out No, she's already signed on her business. Yeah, my business is going better. My mom's dead. I just found out. No. Okay. So FanFan's mother comes over. I'm talking to her. I said, what are your favorite hobbies?

And she was like, oh, it's silly. It's silly. And I was like, what is it? And she pulls up her phone. Deco Deco. No. She does Deco Deco. And I'm like, Gaspa.

Did you guys, did you take her to do some deco? So no. That's so cute. Well, I offered and she was like, I don't like it anymore. And I was like, OK, that's weird. She doesn't know about the Labooboo charms. Well, I don't think she cares about the booboo, but she gave me. She gave I haven't known what to do with these things. She gave me these little.

She was like, oh, I have these cool things. And I was like, OK, so she gave them to me. They're these little suitcases that are just empty. They're like two inches tall and maybe an inch wide tiny little Barbie suitcases and they're just empty and clear. And I was like, thanks so much. And I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do with these. But then I was thinking what if I fill them with charms into

a charm blind box inside the little suitcase? I love that and sell it for $50. I have another idea. What? Hear me out. Okay. One of the biggest days for 7-eleven is You guys but but but what is the specific like specific seven and what is the parameters of it? Seven ounces? No shit, you can bring your own Slurpee cup Really anything that holds water you can fill with Slurpee cup. Really? Anything that holds water, you can fill with Slurpee.

Really? So maybe a bring your own deco day. People bring computer cases. People bring suitcases, and they just deco it with charms. We already have that. Wait, hold on. Well, I thought it was like mini cups. No, you can bring your own.

Really? Yeah, you can bring a boot. Since when? A boot? Yeah, I didn't know that. We have that. You can bring your own product. Well, thank God it's just water and ice and sugar. We just charge a studio fee, and then you buy your charms and stuff on top of know. Yeah, I didn't know that. We have that. You can read it.

Thank God it's just water and ice and sugar. We just charge a studio fee and then you buy your charms and stuff on top of it. But great idea. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for the idea. I'm going to kill myself. Anyway, we're going to go out of business soon.

So buy it while you can. Everybody support her small business. It's just so funny because I'm talking about the tariffs and then some people will be like, oh, I'm a billionaire whining about the tariffs. And I'm like, number one, not a billionaire. Number two, I still own a small business that is right. Like I have beautiful, cute employees that are really pretty. Thank you.

Shout out, Ashley. She shot the photo. She's just great with charms because the charms are incredible. Well, there's what? Blind, but yeah, those happy bar. Twenty dollars. I thought we sold them for 25. Bad for me. Gotta raise the price. This is a no.

Wait, glue colors? I thought they were $7. You gotta talk to them. What happened? I gotta update that. You're lowering your prices. Oh crap, I didn't mean to do that. Okay, QG Cinderella's, we can't show our website

anywhere else, we're gonna get paid in a time. Look away. Yeah, look away. How many employees do you have? Three. Okay, that's cool. But we've gotta up it, because it's summer and we're gonna up our things don't make the calls You're gonna call them and cut their wages. Well, somebody's got to do it

Marsh speaking of white man. Did you guys see on the Internet? Marsh, please pull up. Gingers are now black. There's a giant trend on the Internet via TikTok that now gingers are black like it's a TikTok video. We're back to race. Yeah, we started this podcast. We started on race. We were debating whether like, well i can't repeat it i think it's the

first one why gingers are black a lot of y'all irish people right beside black people on the plantation okay fyi what all of y'all are descendants of a Haitian deity named Brigette Semiti. That's why all gingers are black. There are a series of videos, but as you can see, the. The genders are thrilled. I mean, I'm excited to be invited. I mean, hello, Will. Yeah. I. Don't erase my blackness.

Austin show your blackness. It's your ginger. Well, I'm sorry. Did you not just get the memo? You're technically a ginger. What girl? I don't know. When I grow my facial hair, this I am experiencing.

You're giving brunette. I'm just saying you're from the yard and pull up you. And it's just like different. I'll be honest. There's different levels of gingerness. You saying you're ginger is true. Just like me saying I'm Lebanese is true. That's OK. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah, that is this is he's a ginger. He's black. This is crazy. This is crazy. I've been erased twice. You're not. Yeah. You don't erased twice. You don't get a B. You don't get a B. Wow. Wow.

Punky, what's going on in your life right now? Oh my God, don't talk about me. I'm just here as an accessory. You were in France. You had a live show. I didn't know what was happening because you were talking in French. I'm just going to complain.

Oh, you're lying. No, not because France. France was great, Paris was great because you were talking in French. I'm just gonna complain. Oh, you're not. Not because France. France was great. Paris was great. The live show was incredible. They did it at this huge, really famous, well-known theater called the Olympia. Oh, yeah. And it's a bunch of like French creators.

They sold it out in five minutes. Oh, good shoot. Five. Isn't that crazy? It is. Like the way that the French community shows up for streamers, unlike anything I've ever seen, safe, maybe the Spanish community because they go hard too.

Yeah. Shout out Brazil. Shout out Brazil. I'm going to raise the Brazilian community and then you're going to raise the French community and we're going to fight. Sure. Okay. Get the boo boo's.

She went to France and did a show. You wore a t-shirt. Two days in a row. Two days in a row. Two days in a row though. I slept in a tube. Okay, well she went to France and did a show you were Can make another Mario butthole cake yeah That's what they like they like it. That's what she said it went viral Yes, the butthole cake I would love that for my birthday this okay, you. You want a goat cake? I don't want a butthole cake. Okay, continue.

Just start playing. Oh yeah, no, not much else. Paris is great, streamed with Jason, but then I went to China and I literally died. Yeah, what's up with that? Why'd you steal Jason from me? You can have him, honey. I instantly didn't care as soon as I said it out loud.

No, she was just upset because she called him one time and he didn't pick up and she blamed it on me. Yeah. Which I understand. I just brunt up a lot of random shit. The other auntie. I did see this. She's like the cool family and then there's me.

I'm like, come over, nit. Viva La Brazil. Viva La Brazil. I saw in your story, you got yourself into a little bit of health trouble. Yeah, what? Yeah, I don't want to talk about it I'm over it. I'm healthy now period you don't talk about it. You keep it secret. No, I Let the tabloids just like you like time in Shanghai was a fever dream on the airplane No, I had a bacterial throat infection and viral

Maybe strap maybe something else. They test the antibodies, not like specifically what you have. Oh, China's ahead. I had a fever. They had to IV drip me. I couldn't swallow anything anymore. Yeah, I could not swallow.

Oh my God. I was like, okay, time to go to the ER. That happened to me one time when I was in Mexico and all I would do is I would just put tequila and bananas in a blender and that would be all my meals. Would you? Because I was trying to have a good time. He's got a point. I thought for like medical reasons.

No, I was just trying to get full. To like numb your throat. I will say. That sounds horrible for a sore throat. I got really sick in 2019 right before COVID. I think I was patient. I think it was probably COVID. It was COVID COVID. I think I was patient. I think it was probably COVID It was COVID that I had I was patient zero. This was in Boston. I think Marsh was there you were there, too

It was when Bernie did the rally in 2019. Oh, yeah. Oh you weren't there the fuck where the fuck were you? You didn't work with us on yet. God Jesus you I felt like you were there You was there in spirit. Anyway, so I get Felt like you were there in spirit. You was there in spirit anyway, so I get Sick and the whole time like will I just drank hot toddies, and I felt fucking great Yeah, maybe alcohol and lemon and honey original painkiller Yeah, you just did I mean you'll feel like shit eventually, but just don't stop drinking. You're just pushing that off. Yeah Just don't stop drinking, and you'll feel great. That's kind of what there a flu does to me a little bit. I don't know what they put in that stuff, but it's good.

Yeah, that shit goes crazy. The mix that I use when I'm sick, I'm not a doctor. But, this is not doctor advice, but three ibuprofen and a couple Dayquil. 600 ml. Like a set of Dayquil. I get scared when I take more than one. Cause that's what the label says.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, you can say, no, you could take up to, you could take up to 2,500 milligrams a day. Wow. Yep. Well, honestly, the worst part of being sick is it was my first time getting antibiotics

that were so strong that they give you stomach pills at the same time. Oh, God, the worst. Now my stomach's been ruined for the last two weeks. Which antibiotics did they give you stomach pills at the same time. And so now my stomach's been ruined for the last two weeks and I'm still recovering. I don't fucking know. Dude, I think I'm still sick from my thing. Yeah, QD and I.

Four weeks ago. What thing? We got a weird bug and then I gave it to Austin. The Mormon plague. The Mormon plague. Did you need antibiotics? No, but it's just like, I just like, still like, I have sore throat.

You hear me coughing. Yeah. I got a concussion that makes you feel any better I got my first bad concussion. Are you in concussion protocol right now still at least you get a few days How bad I got hit so hard? I think I farted a little bit Yeah, dude, I so I I rolled and I ate a right hook and I just like felt my whole shit realign and I basically I'm just taking like a week and a half off from any kind of contact I did I used to think that was a joke. Yeah until I got cracked and I was like, I think whoa I'm not a good tracker. I laughed at his I used to think that was a joke. Yeah. Until I got cracked and I was like, I think, whoa.

I'm not a good tracker. I laughed at his. No, it's funny. Yeah, you're insensitive. I laughed at your mother. So sorry. Can I stop everything and say, I fucking love your glasses. Thank you so much.

I don't know what's going on there, but I like it. Do you know how hard it is to find little oval glasses? Everybody's making these big fuck ass glasses, for what? Yeah. My eyes not this big. Step aside Elton John. Give me these little baby ones. Everybody's making these big fuck ass glasses. For what? My eyes not this big. Why do I need those big ass? Give me these little baby ones. Yes.

I'm trying to look like a devious librarian. It's also very French. It's very office siren. Yeah. What's an office siren? Oh, you don't know? No. Honestly, it's kind of an older term for...

It's legit like sexy librarian, sexy secretary, but wearable for like street wear. Oh, office, I like that. Dashed upon the rocks of HR. Yeah. Constantly being told to wear a longer skirt. Yeah, exactly that. But you're not going to work, so it's okay. Wait, would HR do that?

Yes. If you made a pass at a woman. Yeah, no Very sweet, but in high school, uh-huh. I worked at the Old Navy. Yeah We love the only I'm not even gonna call her a bitch. That was mean. I take it back Kelly If you see this, I'm really sorry. I was being for dramatic. So at the time, you know, we love the only I'm not even gonna call her a bitch that was mean I take it back Kelly if you see this I'm really sorry. I was being for dramatic. So I actually at the time, you know, we didn't get along. Um That's not her actual name. Okay, but in case she gets context clues You don't know me. You don't watch me. Yeah, okay

Got your bitch. She's so high school me and Kelly we would fight. I don't remember why we just didn't like each other. I think it's because, oh my God, I actually remember why. So we don't know why. No, I do know. OK, so we both had the same adult man grooming us who was another manager at Old Navy. He was he was 25 and we were in this funny whimsical story. He just took a fucking it's no longer. I was in love with the guy grooming you.

You were groomed. It wasn't her fault Will. That's not love, that's emotional manipulation. He was hot and tattooed. She was in high school and she was a victim here Will. I loved him. Are you victim blaming? What do you mean that guy? I was on a spook. I don't think you know what that means. Yeah I think you're just throwing walls at the... Throwing walls at the words. Well, he supports women. So we both had a cr- we'll call him Ben. We both had a crush on Ben, the hot manager, because he admittedly was texting minors and

would invite us to come watch his band and all that stuff. And it was cool. How old was he? I think he was like 25. How old are you guys in high school? Like 16, yeah. Sorry, go on. But he was hot.

Okay. Anyway, so he's like texting both me and Kelly and like we're like, ew, instead of being mad at him, we're mad at each other, of course. And then Kelly would wear these fuck ass, short ass shorts to work. And and we had a suggestion box in the in the break room. And so I wrote a little note.

I said, I think Kelly's little slut wearing those shorts. I like how you put the name in it that like a client would know. No suggestion box for employees. Did you use those words exactly? Yeah, I say Kelly's little slut. Oh, and she's wearing the shorter shorts. And I don't I don't think those shorts are dress code. And then, sure enough, the next day at work, I'm still pissed.

Sweetie, that was nice. It wasn't nice. No, no. We were fighting over a man that was grooming us. It wasn't nice. Internalized misogyny really got to you. It was against dress code, though. And I was all right. And they were a little short for a Mormon.

They were against dress code, for the record. We did have a was Morgan. And they were a little short for a Mormon. They were against dress code for the record. We did have a policy. They were a little short. They were a little short. Anyway, so I wrote that and then sure enough, Kelly gets called in the office next day and they're like, hey, you have dress code violation.

And I was like, bitch, in your face, Kelly. But then Kelly reported me for wearing tank tops. She called me a slut. Did she say that too? Yeah. You wrote slut on the thing. Yeah, but she didn't know. HR didn't tell her she was a slut.

HR just told her, like, hey, you have a dress code violation. Did HR know that you wrote that? And they're like, that's a problem that you're calling them a slut. I didn't know because I was like in high school and I was like, there's no way they know this was me. But then they did find out it was me. How did they find out? They just, context clues, I think they found out.

They just, me and Kelly wouldn't like. Did they pull you into the office and let's say you can't call her a slut? No. Okay. Because I didn't say it publicly. I said it in the note. And the suggestion.

They have to keep that, you could say anything in those things. Yeah, you could say anything. But then, long story short, I think Kelly got pregnant by not the manager, but she did get pregnant. Did that make you happy? No. It was sad.

Did her pregnancy make you happy? It was sad, but she has a cute baby now, so. That's nice. Shout out Kelly. Was she married or was it out of wedlock? No, it was high school. It was sad. Why not was sad?

That baby is like 10. Shout out that baby. That baby's watching the podcast essentially. Baby, if you're watching the podcast, I'm sorry I called your mom a slut. I didn't mean it. That baby can almost drive. Yeah, that baby wants to join FaZe. And collab stream with Jason and Ju.

That baby was Jason. But it was crazy because she named the baby. So Ben, Ben's best friend, his name was like, let's call him Kyle. She ended up naming and Kyle was hot for the record. And like you're 16, you can think there's a hot 25 year old. Obviously the 25 year old shouldn't be texting you, but that's a different problem for a different day. But Kyle and Ben were both hot and she named her baby

and his name was not Kyle. It was a more unique name, but she ended up naming her baby Kyle. Just funny. Cause he was so hot. She named it after the guy. The hot, the hot friend. But he was not Kyle. It was a more unique name, but she ended up naming her baby Kyle. Just funny. Cause he was so hot. She named it after the guy. The hot, the hot friend. But he was not the father.

No, he was not the father, but he was hot. And she did, I think she did sleep with him. Oh. When she was 16. That sounds messy. Yeah. I don't remember.

But if he is secretly the dad. It was so messy. All I know is that I called her a slut for the cards and I feel bad about it. No. Oh. But he was hot. Cause he had hot. I wonder where he is now. You know, in hindsight.

Cause it's not problematic anymore. In hindsight, I feel like it's so common to be a high school girl and to think that it's cool to talk to guys in their 20s. Yeah, exactly. It was a mistake. And now looking back at my high school,

I'm like, no, that was weird as fuck. Yeah. What were they doing? So problematic. It's on the guys. Is this like a thing that happened a lot with girls in high school? Oh yeah.

And also actually a lot of our high school parties even had 20 odd year olds. Yeah, why are you going to a high school party, weird asses? Literally. Oh shit, yeah it was back in the, you know high school party had like college people? Yes.

Yes or sometimes if a girl's like, oh I'm gonna hang out with a guy in college I'd be like, I can't find them, but maybe not ideal. Well never so it god that was crazy I never went to high school parties. I was kind of a loser Respect I was I was really like I could have played a loser We want to do a stream. Okay. It's Patreon goal. Patreon goal.

We wanna do, we want me to throw a real frat party for you. Wait, that'd be so cool. And I'm like- Wait, why for Austin? No, because I never got to live that. Never got to live that. Almost like how Benny Blanco took serene- Slutty little shorts.

Selena de Prom. Selena de Prom, yes. Can you get. We've already mapped out the details, you're gonna love them. Well wait, okay tell me. I can't, no I can't like that. No, no, I know what I want, I feel like I know what it is.

No. You're gonna find a bunch of West Hollywood gays. Okay. And you're gonna dress. That's for a frat party. Yeah, but you're gonna dress them in frat attire. They're gonna be all in the closet, it'll be kinda, it'll be, it'll be,

it'll be kinda like. I want those like crop top. Be dangerous. Football jerseys. Oh yeah. Yes. It'll be, it'll be kind of it'll be it'll be it'll be kind of like crop-top football jerseys oh yeah yes it'll be it'll be kind of like it'll be kind of like oh they're like in the club it'd be like you know it's like roleplay i'm gonna dress like slutty kelly hell yeah it's gonna be awesome do you want i'm gonna invite kelly here's the thing if i give you the details you're you're pre-agreeing to it okay okay 25 000 patreon subs i'm gonna fill the party. We're gonna bring you in. Okay, everything's gonna be fun We're gonna live through halfway through we cut the lights. We start hazing you the gays and I absolutely hazing you

Okay, I can't get your new pledge your new pledge awesome show. We're really Man, she's not interested the toughest guy in the frat walks in Captain of the wrestling team? Gotta be you. Christian. Oh. And he's like, stop bullying him. I think I see something in that guy. And we're like, Christian, this guy's not tough.

He's a bitch. And he's like, he'll wrestle me to show you. And you guys wrestle in front of the entire frat to earn our respect. You know what's so crazy is I feel like he may win. No, you have to win. I know that's the thing. I'm gonna have to talk about it with him.

And then you earn our respect. You have to get these. And we let you in as a brother. Okay, got it, perfect. He beat the toughest guy in the frat. Yeah. Oh, Sting, oh, Sting. It's so funny, he won't look like the toughest.

He's a wrestler, he's cutting for weight. That's right, well. He's got, can you not poke holes in my narrative? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He's got such thick legs and such a thick butt. Ooh. Christian. You know Christian.

Basically, it's- He screams now, when we talk about him. It's Will Muth makes a gay point. Yeah, it's like- I think it would be tremendous. That's what it sounds like. I feel like he'd be good at that for someone. I think I'd be great.

Yeah, I think he would be, he'd be a great point. We think that Will, we talked about this, Will would be like a great coach for gay people, but like he's not, it's like he's like the coach of football. I think he just has a great point. We think that Will, we talked about this, Will would be like a great coach for gay people. But like he's not, he's like the coach of football. I think he just has a good eye. Yeah, he's got a queer eye. Yeah, I love that show. But he could coach it up.

Like you could see him like a football player. You know a football coach that has never played football? Yeah. Right? Be like that. Will has never played gay, but he could coach it. That's right. He's a hell of a coach. Yeah.

Bill Belichick type. Yeah, Bill Belichick type. I'd like that, I'd be down for that. 25, evidently at 20,000 patrons, I'm shaving my head, which I did not agree to. Ooh, that's rough. Marsh just got tweeted by Marsh. By Marsh.

Marsh just tweeted it and I was like, oh. It's cooking. We're gonna George Michael. Okay, so Pokey, I need your opinion. They wanna shave my head. She's called Pokey? I said Pokey. No,, so poke, I need your opinion. They want to shave my head. Okay, I said poke. Yeah, I said poke. I didn't call her poke.

Like buzz cut. I'll take, I'll take whatever. Buzz cut blonde hair is what Hassan's fantasy is. Like for himself or for you? That's what I'm starting to think. I kind of fuck with that. It would look good. I think it's a fun thing to do at least once.

I need a hair transplant first. I don't think so. Oh, you just wait. I'll show you later. I can be your father figure. Yeah. What else is going on? I think at least once is good.

Are we almost out of an hour for the Patreon? This is the main? I talked about race. Yeah. Wait, you guys flipped it up on me. I know the page around for. No. Could you imagine if this was the patron? Yeah, you're right. For the main.

Everybody. So you've been holding everything for the main. Yeah. This patron's about to fucking slap. Oh, shit. Yeah. Because I have to go to the dentist. Yeah. Oh, you know what the best time for the dentist is? To to to 30. You forgot. I was goingists? 2.30. 2.30. You forgot it? I was gonna say Tuesday.

Tuesday. What are you getting done at the dentist? I'm getting my Invisalign. Oh, wait, why? You're getting Invisalign done? I'm just picking it up. I just have one snaggletooth. Wait, your teeth look great.

The snaggletooth drives me crazy. Turn this way. You have such good teeth. Where is it snaggling? Snaggling. Guys, it's snaggling. Wait, hold on Snaggling. Guys, it's snaggling. Wait, hold on, look at me. Guys, it's snaggling.

No, I think you should keep that. It like gives smiles and character. Yeah, it's like Madonna. No, I'm getting rid of it. Cutie. I've already paid. Not one person do I know would ever even notice. I have dentist news too.

I recently found out you can get a gum graft. Y'all ever heard of a gum graft? Oh yeah, nasty. They take gums from cadavers. No, no, they take your own gums. Are you sure? Well, my place would take my own gums. To what end? Yeah, to like align your gums or like bring down your gums. So I have like, when I smile really big, these, my canines are a little higher than the rest of my teeth. Your teeth are perfect. No, they're not see if I smile it Don't talk to me about my snagging

But when I saw really big these canines are just a little higher So they're gonna even out my gums with a gum graph like you can do anything at the fucking dentist now Wow Yep, I want to get fangs or at least one thing. I think things look so cool Yeah, but one fang because I just feel like I'm a one fang type of guy. I want to get like the attachment ones. Oh, okay. So you can just pop them on whenever. But like nice ones.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I want any of them. I've always wanted a tooth gem actually, but I just don't think it would suit me. And I'm scared of the removal process. I do think I could pull it off. I think you could, especially when you're in your baddie attire. I think you could do it. Wait Will I kind of want you to like

rate cuties fit today. You wanna see my belly button? Yeah. You need to give us a 360 like those creeps in the chat would say. She's given like. I got it. Okay. Right? Okay. What's going on with the shirt at the bra? My old ass got it. No, that's- Oh. Oh, okay, okay. My boobs are too big for you.

Look at this little top and the baggy jeans. I like it. It's very cool. I told you you had big boobs. No, I don't. But you just said your boobs are too big for your bra. I like the cover of my belly. No, I like it a lot.

No, it's just, my straps are too tight, so it's pulling it up. Because you have big boobs. You're kind of embracing your baddie. Yes, she is. This is a new era. Tell us what brought upon this era, aside from the gaping butthole Marley. I lost 10 pounds.

Period. What'd you do to lose 10 pounds? I went to Utah and I got happy. I'm down 25. Really? Yeah. Yeah, go to Utah and get happy happy. I'm down 25. Really? Yeah. Yeah, go to Utah and get happy for three months. You'll lose more.

You lost weight when you're happy? I'm quite the opposite. Really? Yeah, I gain weight when I'm happy. Cause I'm eating. I'm ripped right now. I'm on a diet right now. What's wrong?

The concussion? No, just the boxing. I'm losing weight to make weight. Oh, he's like shredding. You said you're sad, you know? No, ripped. Oh. You said you lose weight and you're sad?

Are we all on a diet? Look at us, almost summer. Look at us. It's summertime. I'm having a Sprite. No, I love your fat. Sprite's great, zero sugar. I'm trying.

Remember at the beginning of the year, I said it's the make them regret it year. Okay, who's them? Ben. This is your Kaisenat year. Ben. Kyle. Yeah, Ben and Kyle, I'm gonna make them regret it. Fuck yeah your Kaisenat year. Ben, you know? Kyle. Yeah, Ben and Kyle, I'm gonna make them then regret it.

Fuck yeah. You should go back to that old Navy, he's probably still working there. No, he works at a tattoo shop now. You followed, you know where he works now? He ended up taking my virginity. You guys didn't know that? I feel like I didn't connect the dots.

Oh my God, what the fuck, cutie? I didn't know it was the same guy. How much trauma do you have? Enough to go around. Well, clearly. Well, I think it's time for dark hair, cutie. Do you want me to talk to him? No, he's fine.

No, he's not. No. He's like 30-something now. He's probably 30. He's like 40 now. Oh my god, he's like 40 now. Is he still hot? I'll see.

Let's see. Well, we're going to check it out. We're going to do a live react. It's not a crazy thing. She asked if he was on. Can I live react first? Yeah. Yeah, let's bring back Dark Hair Cutie. I feel like she has different power.

Not him. Well, I don't like doing my... We'll bring you back on the shows. I don't. Yeah, he's got to shave his head. Yeah. I don't. I don't. He's got to shave his head. Yeah. I don't. I don't.

Dude, I can't find him. I will. That's his old stuff. No, that's. Oh, he's hiding because he knows. Fine. Oh, that's him at one point. Oh, the photo is too old. Oh, you know those like

That's crazy cutie Like no like you can pull but like it's I don't think he's you can pull getting groomed. No I'm sorry Okay, why did you have to oh my God. I'm gonna get destroyed this podcast. I made fun of Will's concussion. I gave her no sympathy and now I'm... I don't know. I just thought he was different.

He has a lot of tattoos. I told you. I thought he just had like maybe one or two. When was? I'm sure he's happy now. I don't know. Do you not wanna associate with me anymore? That's just the one I can find,'s happy now. I don't know. Do you not want to associate with me anymore? That's just doing what I can find.

That's him. Um, I just say what comes to my mind and sometimes that's not a good thing. Oh, those are, those are real. What do you mean? Like you need them to see. Oh, I do have some with prescription. Oh, but he's like, I don't need to see them close. I'm just like, I'm really just thinking so.

You're doing it for the action. Yeah. No, they started falling back. No, I'm really just thinking so intensely about this person. Like, you know when you try to like. Okay, I'll text him. Sorry, Lod.

Yeah. Any other photos? Let me see if I can find them. Let. Um, let me see if I can find him Let's see, let's freakin see. Yeah, I think he deleted his Instagram. So he's kind of hard to find. So by the way I know I say this a lot But I ask of you guys a trip. Mm-hmm Because the Knicks might make the NBA finals if they do come Garden when is it?

it's it's a It's the playoff so you don't really know I have a couple things going on in June, but I'm free Can you talk about some of the things that I have going on June? Yeah, or your potential plan? I have plant. Thank you pokey for Keeping us going in the sea. this is why you're here. Oh no, the particular plans we were discussing before without the details. Oh, I don't think I can talk about them without the details.

I mean, he's talked about living in LA. I've talked about living in LA, yeah, some people moving to LA, or I'm definitely moving to LA. It's just tough to find a place, because everything, I'm like, wow, that house is beautiful. It checks all my boxes. Master bedroom fireplace in the master bedroom floating tub, standing shower, hot tub, hot tub, elevator, escalator.

Right? No elevator. I don't need that. Three stories, six bedrooms. Perfect. And then I look at the price of red, 25 grand. Can you believe that? So it's really hard to find a place pokey, they're so expensive How can anybody afford to live here? And you gotta have a you know what I mean? You gotta have a it's been really challenging to find a spot So that's kind of the spot that I'm in is everywhere. I run into the checks all my boxes. It's been really challenging to find a spot. So that's kind of the spot that I'm in is everywhere I run into that checks all my boxes. It's ridiculously expensive. But I think I've let go of a couple of things.

Yeah. I'm no. Concessions. No fireplace in the master. I feel you know, that's one of the toughest ones to let go. I don't know. You know, right? How are you going to stay warm on a frigid LA summer night?

Think about it this way. You step out of the shower. It's cold. What else am I going to do? What am I going to do? Wait, you know what's great? Heat a towel warmer. A towel warmer.

Turn on... You know how many hypothermic related towel warmer. A towel warmer. Turn on you. You know how many hypothermic related deaths in Los Angeles are we ever hearing? I don't. Hypothermia claims another twin. Yes. He's shaking like a chihuahua.

Oh God, I think there's infomercials about it. This is what he looked like when he did. Wow. Wow. He is like, I found an old, I found a. That was her. Wow. He is like, I found an old, I found a. That's a man that is, should be in jail. I don't think he'd be in jail. He should be in prison for life.

Yeah. Pokey, is there, oh, go ahead. No, I'm having bad thoughts I should not express in public. Yeah. Yeah. Me too, girl. Sorry, you were going to say. As we wrap up this podcast, it was probably one of the best we ever had. Seriously. Seriously.

I don't know what could be missing that changed that. But. Shout out. Pocky, shout outs to you. What's going on? What would you like to talk about? Or shout out? Sorry. Shout out to you. I'm here just for fun. Like you guys need a Phil. I am your dedicated.

Can I just say something? I want to be like the hidden member. Pocky. 10 minutes away. I'll hop by whenever. Last time she came on this podcast, she said, anytime, anytime you need me, anytime you want me to come on, I'm here for it. I have a great time. You know what, a lot of people say that shit in this town.

A lot of people say that, but Pokey, Pokey. Yeah, that's showbiz. He hit me up two days ago, I was like, okay. Pokey's like, sure, you know? We didn't have to change our schedule around. She was here on time, she beat all of us here. She was here before all of us. Except Austin.

Except me, I was was here I flew in His schedule's pristine. Yeah, that's right Thank you all for listening. Thank you guys for watching. We are going to the patreon where we are going to Talk about really great things and you should give us you should subscribe I'm so sorry. Can I interrupt and say I've never had a deep dish pizza I think I just saw that on Twitter on your Twitter reading deprivation I can't look at Twitter is that not a Pope serving the body of Christ what the fuck does that mean there's a new Pope being sworn in What's that gotta do with deep dish pizza? Deep dish pizza is the home of...

The pope? No, well, Chicago is the home of deep dish pizza. Wait, you add also the home of the pope. I don't think we talked about this enough, Pokey. The pope? They elected an American pope. An American pope. And how does that make you feel?

Well, finally, we have a representative of God's favorite country. Wow!