Fear& - We got Messi a seat at the Oscars (Real) | Fear&

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

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Which is when you're listening to this. That's right. That's right. No, I can't do it. I can't do it yet. That's right, Spike. Hey, Spike. Is that getting better?

I don't know. No, it's not getting better. Okay. Well, whatever. I got a lot of grievances. Okay. First and foremost, let's just get a bunch of stuff out of the way.

Let's just get a bunch of stuff out of the way. Austin Schill. Austin Schill. He literally walked in and said, I'm going to fry you like a steak. What did he do? All he did was take a bath. I haven't even talked to him. I have an entire like, I have a library of

grievances. It is the library of Alexandria at this point. What did I do wrong? Number one. Number one. You need to start pulling your goddamn weight on this podcast. You said you were going to fucking grow your beard out. You sent me sexy fucking videos of yourself in bed, flexing your traps with your fucking beard.

No, they just look like that. I wasn't flexing. I don't care. You literally are a coward, a liar, and a son of a bitch. You did not want to do this for the Fear and audience. I wanted to do it, but the problem is I was feeling myself in the beard, and then it hit a point in which I wasn't feeling myself anymore, and it was actually the night before I texted a son.

You looked so good. Well, you know what? You didn't gas me up enough that night that I the night before I texted Hassan. You looked so good. Well, you know what? You didn't gas me up enough that night that I was insecure. I knew it too. I texted you. I texted you and I was like, what do you think? Didn't respond. Okay, on the Hassan Abiy scale of gas, I did respond.

Which is why you should have known, oh my God. He like actually texted. It's not that bad. Because I knew, I saw the video. No, he put it in the group chat. I saw the video. That was when it looked good. good i saw should i show him on screen or should we yes i'll send it i saw the video that you sent me and i knew immediately that if i do not reply to this man yep he is going to shave it yeah the next morning i did this is not the topic. Why? Why? Why, Will?

That Austin had a beard? Yeah, it's not that Austin had a beard. This is one of the many grievances that I have. I just want to address it first and foremost. I didn't come up. Don't look at me. I didn't come up. I literally said it in a group chat.

I said, guys, tell him he looks hot. Well, that's a topic that Austin's a fraudulent bitch, but it wouldn't keep going now. Tell him he looks hot. I didn't. Yeah, bitch. I literally said tell him that he looks hot. No one did, but I told you he looked hot. You get a day and it's over.

It was yesterday. It's a month. It's a day. For what? International Women's Day. I don't believe him. No, no. It is Women's History Month and yesterday was International Women's day that's different yesterday was international history women's day yeah he's today is women's history month because you're fucking history because sydney sweeney rocked her tits out and wokeness is dead yeah titties i don't know what that has to do with me the more kids i see the The more tits I see The less walk I get What happened?

What did Sydney Sweeney do? A tweet went super viral Because Sydney Sweeney rocked tits at SNL She dumped them out In Will's words She dumped those bad boys out At any opportunity she had At SNL

Did you enjoy it? Yeah Yeah And there was a tweet that said Wokeness is dead Which is a photo of her And it went giga viral. And the internet turned into a fighting ground.

But it's just so funny. Cause like people, people are like, Oh wow. Like Sydney Sweeney showing her boobs is not woke. It's like, no man, it's just boobs.

Just enjoy it. Wokeness is dead. Wait, did she do this live? Yes. Austin. She did this. What does that mean?

Wait, hold on. Did she pull them out no no oh my god i thought i thought she pulled them out no that'd be i mean that was that she does pull them out in movies dumped them out yeah you said dumped them out i thought it was like some sort of like those are dumped yeah those are dumped those are dumped i'm not i'm not up to date on boob lingo those are those are dumped out because like sydney sweeney is at a level where it's dumping even when you're not trying to dump it. I mean, I got to admire those. Those are beautiful.

Could you put them back up on the screen? She's killing wokeness. One Tata. You're ruining this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I cut you off. No, no, no.

I'm telling you. Austin is ruining the breast disease experience by being like, he's going to analyze it critically. Wait, what do you mean? To be like, they're so round. What if I just not? Like a perfect sphere. Am I just not cool enough? I guess his beard is back.

Okay. You're a fraudulent bitch for not having a beard. Fraudulent bitch number two. Point number two. I'd get more pussy than you with my beard. Okay. I want you to get more pussy than me with your beard. Okay, I want you to get more pussy than me with your beard.

Okay, I want you to get more pussy as well. Okay, I don't think I would. Yes, you would. I think there's a diminishing return on a beard and I was at that point. I'm so sorry. No, I think it's because you're obsessed with wanting to look young and it doesn't matter. No, I'm not obsessed with wanting to look young.

I look old. You still look young. You can still look young with a beard i look like a grown man part two what's next there was a time and place when in the beginning of my career as i was a blossoming content creator not that big there was a man who used to get in the hot tub every day and call in to my stream and we'd have a lot of journeys together yeah we've done karaoke together like old school stuff things that we can't even do on twitch anymore ayahuasca then this then this fraudulent bitch started his hot tub show. It's not a hot tub show. It's a bathtub show. Okay.

His bathtub show. In the tub with Austin. Okay. Episode two came out last night. Very good reviews. Yep. People love it. New York Times critically acclaimed.

New York Times said no one has ever tubbed this hard. No. But this fraudulent bitch nowadays doesn't even come on my show ever. Does not even appear when he's staying in my house. He doesn't even get on my stream and spends every waking moment on Miskif stream. Now, now hold on.

I'm sorry. You know what? Miskif does that. You don't do yesterday. I went car shopping. You went car shopping with Miskif. You literally did not come to our IRL stream. Yesterday? Not yesterday. I had to do

a tub show. Last time we did an IRL stream. Last time we did an IRL stream, you did not come. You didn't invite me. That's the problem. That's bullshit. Don't try to deflate. You used to call me for debates. You are fraudulent. He doesn't invite me. I see your TikTok clips

here. You get all your TikTok clips here. And then you go fuck off to austin no no no hold on i sit in i have sat in his chat for months okay months hey hasan lies no response lies he only wants me because i've got the biggest show that the website has ever seen austin show on the tub okay that's why he wants me. Chat, this is what happens when you get famous. Fraudulent pitch point number two. Fraudulent pitch point number three. You're not coming to Australia.

Yeah, because I... Don't want to. Do we even have dates on this yet? Please, put it in the group chat. No, you put it in the group chat like a hundred times. Do we actually have a date? Yes, we do. And that involves that you've already planned with Utah and all the people in Australia?

No, Utah is not. Utah would be the Japanese part. So we haven't planned the Japan part of our Australia-Japan trip at all? Yes. The Australia part is the closest part. I've already planned it. I'm mapping it out currently. Itinerary will be readily available.

If you guys don't want to come, it's alright. But don't act like it's not going to be a streamlined process. I'm not going. Cutie's not coming. I want to come, but a business class ticket is $15,000 right now. Holy. $15,000 round trip. Did you look it up?

Yes. So wait, why would you go to Japan then? Because I gotta do my tub show. I swear to God. I have to complete it by the end of March. I'm gonna continue doing it. The business class trip to Japan is also $15,000. Yes.

So you can go to Australia, but you can't go to Japan. No, I can go to Japan. I can't go to Australia. Or you can go to Japan. No, I can go to Japan. I can't go to Australia. Or you can go to Japan. What, 30k in flights? No, if you go to Australia and then you fly to Australia or Japan, it's going to be cheaper. It's on the docket. If you pay for 100% of my ticket.

You get to pay 100% of your ticket with the revenue that you generate from this podcast which I will be shooting when I'm out there. I'm out there. I'm not going. We know. Okay. That's okay. I just like to make that very clear. It's okay. I'm on the fence.

I would like to go to Japan. I would like to do Japan. Would you like to go to Japan? Would you join me in going to Japan? Yeah, he loves Japan. I don't think he wants to go to Australia. Well, Australia's great. I just don't. I need to look at the dates. I've never been to Australia. He loves Japan. I don't think he wants to go to Australia. Australia's great. I need to look at the dates. I've never been to Australia. I have some shit.

23rd of what? That's for Australia. 23rd of this month. Till the 7th. Till the 7th of the next month. Oh my god. It's okay. Japan we could maybe talk about.

23rd to the 7th, so we're doing a week in Australia and a week in Japan. The week in Australia is going to be four days in Sydney, three days in Melbourne. And then it would be seven days in Japan after that.

Last chopper out of Saigon, like you said. I am. I will be perfectly honest with you guys. Okay. I'll do it, but I get all the daytime streams. What do you mean? Wait, why would you want daytime? All those streams that you would get at a desktop, I get those.

That's drama. Yeah, no. You said no. Yeah, you don't have to come like it's fine okay i'm like like anyway um but uh what was i saying i get two streams well we're gonna record a podcast while you're gone with a bunch of hotties yeah you're gonna be sorry if you guys want to record a podcast here that's perfectly fine. You want to try it for the first time?

We're going to get seven hotties. Yeah, seven hotties. But Marge is going to be with me. Well, we can do it. Well, we're going to. Stay logged in, big boy. Yeah. We're going to do it all on our own. Yeah.

We can do the Shibari stream while he's gone. Oh, yeah. Wait, why would you do it without me? What the fuck? I want to do the stream. He doesn't fuck with you now. Yeah, you cancel. We're too famous for you now, Hasan.

I'm personally not. I would like to make that very clear. No, we are. She does the stream rewards. I do the tub show. And Will has the biggest numbers on Twitch every night. Yeah, we do. Okay, well, our politics shoot and treat me.

Pretty good, actually. I had a 50K stream. You had a 50K stream? Yeah, I did. State of the Union. State of the Union. You were not there. I also want to be your friend again. You were not there actually. You didn't call me actually. No people literally were asking where you were. What is a state of union? It's where the president gets up and tells you how the union's doing. Yeah. The state of it. Yeah. What's the union?

Well the union is your country yeah oh sick that's dope how are we doing well not so great not so great yeah you guys bought in the state of the union strong it's not yeah um but we don't we're not talking about politics no on this podcast we talk about personal grievances that we air well he also said he's gonna ban tiktok yeah that's kind of yeah that's that really pissed me yeah. Especially because I'm a TikTok boy now. I actually think that's based. I will like it because I won't be on it, but I'll be a little sad because sometimes it's funny. I will be devastated.

I can't lose another social media. I kind of want it to be gone now. Why do you guys specifically want bad things to happen to me? If they announced they were banning all social media, I think we would enter an age of Aquarius. What does that mean? Just like a great awakening. Oh, fun. I am one social media platform from shutting down from sucking dick for money.

Well, you got in the total loss. Yeah. The largest show in the entire. I mean, critically acclaimed. We're actually going on Broadway. Oh, yeah. I didn't watch it last night. How was it?

It was fantastic. You should have been there. In the tub? It was actually. I don't pull the numbers. No, you will. We'll just throw somebody else in with you. Oh, my God.

I'm joking, QT. He's got crazy smoke today. I feel good about it. I just want to get 1,000 viewers and play League of Legends every single night. That would make me happy. I've been playing League with Myth, Ali, and our win percentage is absolutely ridiculous. I've been carrying S+. Well, you never hit me up.

Have you been playing? You need to shut your whore at well. You never hit me up. Have you been playing? You need to shut your whore mouth. When do you hit me up? I come into your chat when you play league and I say stuff and then you never invite me to play. I like number one. I like to play alone because I get mean. Okay. Okay.

This is classic fear and shit. You try to have it both ways and then you get caught and you're like, I get caught. Yeah, I'm not getting caught. I don't get caught and you're like i get caught yeah i'm not getting caught i don't get caught you need to invite me i come into your chat i'm like you invited me to something let's fight now you and me i invite you to trips that we take yeah all the time oh oh oh you invite me sounds like he invited me i invite you all the time. In fact, you yelled at me once about trying to get you on planes. Yeah. Well, that was different than this now.

I'm staying out of this. Women's history. And this is my history. Cutie, by the time you watch this podcast on Monday, Cutie will have thrown a phenomenal birthday party for Kaya. Oh, yeah. Thanks for the invite, by the way, Cutie. You're not invited. I have a beef.

And it's a story. Okay, let's hear it. One of the films nominated at the Oscars is called Anatomy of a Fall. Oh! I was gonna watch it. That's compelling content. Go ahead.

Talk to us about how you're gonna watch a fucking movie you didn't watch. I watched the trailer and I and i thought this is so good and then i forgot to watch it can we get a chapter header for that one marsh i'm trying i'm trying to bond with my co-workers hey i appreciate it have you fucking seen the trailer i haven't even seen i don't even know what the movie is it's not a fall what and the anatomy of the fall god you guys are killing a guy fell down no no no movies are exhausting i can't watch them dude okay we have go ahead wait finish this thought but we i have another thing that you are gonna love go on in this movie there's a dog actor. Yeah, and he fucks. Wait, wait, what?

There's an acting dog. Like a dog that's an actor. Yeah, but he fucks. No, he doesn't fuck. He just, like, air bud, but in a dramatic film. But fucking. There's no sex in the dog. Marsh, please, just pull this up.

That'd be crazy and erotic. And the dog was going to come to the Oscar. That's so sick. Because the dog does a great job in the film. Probably the most compelling character in the film. Damn, you hated this movie, huh? No, they rallied against the dog and they

banned him from attending the Oscars. Wait, why? Is the dog pro-Palestine? Is that why? Oh my god. I'm so glad I brought topics today for you animals. They were like, this dog is a controversial dog. He can't be here. Messy the dog.

What was the reasoning, Will? Because apparently there was a contingent of like actors or people in the academy that thought that anatomy of a fall would gain like support in its bid for best picture, I think, if the dog is at the Oscars. Now look at how cute this dog is. That's insane. Look at this dog. It's an acting dog. Look at this dog throwing shapes. Bitch, I could do that.

I'll be honest. You could not do that. You could serve a tougher beat. I've seen you act. Bitch, I could do that. I'll be honest, yeah. You could not do that. It could serve a tougher beat. I've seen you act. Wait, that's insane, though. Couldn't you make that argument for, like, literally every famous celebrity? Yeah, you could make that for, like, Brian Reynolds. No, they're saying, well, listen, this-

I mean, look at this dog. I'm so mad. He is cute. Okay, you're so right. This is a great story. That is an acting dog. Because I'm fucking livid right now. Thank you.

That's mean. The fact that they said no. Yes. To this dog actually being at the Oscars when he deserves to be at the Oscars. So this acting job he's doing right now is a very specific thing he learned how to do. Because in the movie he gets drugged. And he plays drugged. And he plays drugged and he does an awesome job.

That's insane. Yes. He should win an Oscar. Yeah! Because the movie's not that great. But the dog is awesome. The dog. Well, the movie is good.

And they all knew that. It's just very tense and dry. There's only so much you can do about falling down. But realistically, I mean, this is what we've... I love him. What do we have to do, Will? Well, that's why we're using our platform, to try and get this dog to the Oscars. Hey, let the dog in.

Oh, that's perfect. Kaya can kind of do that now, too. No. Yes. No, she can sit up. Can we invite him to Kaya's birthday party? Kaya is a snuggling dog. She is not an acting dog.

That's an acting dog. You think the dog got paid? Yes. Yeah. But who gets the money? That's fucked up actually. The owners. Yeah, that should have.

But that's kind of messed up, don't you think? I mean, I'm sure they treat the dog very well. What if they don't? You don't know? Like child actors?'m sure they treat the dog very well. What if they don't? You don't know. Like, child actors. What if they leave the dog in a cage? Because I'm not a cynical bitch! That's why I think the dog is being treated well!

This topic has been brilliant. I read Jeanette McCurdy's book, and her mom did some fucked up shit. And who knows about that dog's mom? Okay. Speaking of movies, it's Oscars movie weekend. I didn't even know that that was happening Should we do a betting? Should we do a betting?

Should we do a betting on it? Okay listen it's Oscars movie weekend I am listening It's Oscars movie weekend Will and I went on a cinematic journey This past week It is Yeah, we were we were more deep.

We were Lisa and Algaib. OK, we were fucking we were doing it. We were doing your mom. OK, we watched it. I invited cutie Cinderella. Not Austin. I had a lovely Dune sponsorship.

Yeah. So you can't talk about my things that i say no i already did on stream so it's too late so it's already been leaked uh we already did the sponsorship but the sponsorship was the sponsorship wasn't about the movie specifically it was about the movie okay well microsoft flight simulator dlc yeah what the fuck by the way? Anyway, just let me. Oh, my God. She won't even get on the damn plane. My point is this.

My point is this. I was like, let's go watch Dune. And he literally said, yeah, I can't watch movies. They are too long. And Austin also agrees. What the fuck is happening? We don't have time when I can have it at home. And I promise you is that's insane. What the fuck is happening to both of you? We don't have time. When I can have it at home and I can pause it. From you, that's insane.

What was your excuse? I'll watch it once I can have it at home and I can pause it. I got to take breaks. I get bored. This podcast is too long for my ass. Don't know. I don't know why they're like this. I don't know.

I don't know how you can be like this. I don't like to watch movies. I think I have multifaceted issues. On a plane, Delta has the screens. It just sits in the button. That is physically the worst way that you can appreciate the medium.

Literally, it's like watching it on an iPad. It's like watching it on an iPhone. I don't watch movies on the plane. That's what I'm saying. I don't even look at the TV. I just turn it off and I scroll on TikTok. For how many hours? That's a long time. That's what I'm saying. I don't even look at the TV. I just turn it off and I scroll on TikTok. For how many hours? That's a long time. It depends on the flight.

Yeah, that's crazy. Tomorrow. I watch The Office. I can't believe I'm a normal person in this conversation and you guys aren't. No one thinks that. I enjoy things. Everybody relates to us. I enjoy things you don't.

Can I suggest something while we're on the topic of Dune? Please pull up, I think it's called 4XD, Dune in 4XD. Apparently, there's a new way to watch movies. Whoa. I haven't heard about this. No, is this like with the... Can you smell it?

Dude, there's a clip of someone watching Dune in 4XD that was on the internet, and it looks insane. Oh, is it like the shaking seats and stuff? Yes. Can you smell that W? Good, good? In 4XD? What are you talking about? We all thought about it.

Judy, are you on drugs? I think it's called 4XD. It's maybe 4D? It's probably 4DX. 4D experience. Oh.

Oh. 4D acts. 4D experience. Ooh. I've, I've. Ha, la, la. Ha, ha, ha. Wow, you guys are. Don't join them. Oh, sorry. It's so good. It's so good.

Oh, my God. Movies are so bad. It's so good. I love. I wanted to watch Zone of Interest before the Oscars. I'm like. Zone of Interest I hear is punishing. Yeah, I heard it's punishing

but like very good at the same time yes look at this shit fog bubbles water the seats move I feel like this is some this has existed before and they're trying to do it again

for zoomer bait see it's for people like Austin. It's for people like Austin. You cannot appreciate Keno when you're fucking getting shook around. Shrek did it first. They had Shrek 4D and he would fart and you could smell that thing. Universal Studios. We've already seen the movie.

I feel like if we take Mushrooms and then go watch it in that, it would be we would be I would do that. But I have to watch it in that, it would be, we would be. I would do that. But I have to watch it once. I had to give it a once over in the way that God intended.

Right, right, right, right. But now we can ride the worm. Yeah. Oh my God. Dune 2, ride the worm. That was actually the working title of the film. Did you guys know that? No.

Ride the worm? No. I have another gripe unrelated to the people here. Oh, thank God. I'm not done with you, bitch. What are you doing for the rest of the day? You're going to be on my stream? I definitely have plans. I do have a lunch engagement,

but after that, I'll be free. Who do you have a lunch engagement? I've got friends, Kitty. In West Hollywood. Street gays. There are no street gays. I took a vacation with the street gays. We'll talk about it later, but go ahead.

Okay. There are oftentimes in Hollywood, in the world of marketing and PR, there are celebrities that just kind of come out of nowhere. Sure. And they basically become unavoidable. They're just all over. And everyone's always like, oh, my God, this is the it girl. This is the it couple. And I have a gripe with the new latest it couple.

It is all over my timeline. I don't know if you guys know about these people. Maybe you'll be able to help me out on this, Cutie. Because I'm white. What? Because I'm white? What? Because I'm white. What do you have against white people? Because you're more in tune with pop culture, especially on this side.

It had nothing to do with whiteness. You're giving us nothing today. It had nothing to do with whiteness. Tell me about my whiteness. Brooklyn Beckham and Brooklyn Beckham's wife. Oh, I do know about this. Yes! I knew it.

I knew you would know. I wanted to bring you into the conversation. So I am deeply frustrated with Nicole Peltz and Brooklyn Beckham. Why? For a couple different reasons. One, because I think Brooklyn Beckham, classic story of nepotism, and he just didn't really bring anything to the table. Well, he's hot.

His coffee book table was like dog shit, right? But now, I own it. You own his coffee book table? Yeah, it's in my house. This is an elephant. I think Caroline's a fan. What is Brooklyn Beckham? Caroline is not a fan of Brooklyn Beckham. Don't slander my queen

like that. No, she fucked with him. She told me. Okay. Nicole Peltz and beckham got fucking married you don't even know who the fuck nicole peltz is apparently she's the daughter of like some investor at disney or something and it's like and they are all over the place they're fucking on like nylon magazine interview magazine the couple and i'm just like no i know what you're doing you're putting this in front of my fucking eyeballs everywhere for me to go who are these people oh i guess they're the in couple just to make like a new franchise pick okay fuck that shit i don't want it i get very mad these people have done

nothing that is worthy of any praise or any attention whatsoever you're just trying to make them famous because they're fucking rich and their parents are rich and that's the only reason why they're you're trying to fucking make them famous because they pay thirty thousand dollars a month on retainer to a fucking pr firm and then and then all of a sudden we have to learn about like oh look at the fits that they have at paris fashion week fuck you so go ahead how did you want me to contribute? I just, I'm so. Am I unreasonable? Where the fuck did these people come from? I get it.

That's bullshit. I don't want to. I'll be the devil's advocate. I like it. Me too. We needed, because we're bored of Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber. We need another industry pick. Yeah.

We're bored of Travis and Taylor. And they're a hot couple. Show a picture of them. I just, I don't know. I don't know what this is. By the way. No, we're bored of Travis and Taylor. Show a picture of them. I don't know. By the way, hold on, Austin. What hair color does Brooklyn Beckham have? Yeah, he's brown.

You do not know what these people look like at all. I know what Brooklyn Beckham looks like. Look at that. Look at that. Hold on. Images. Oh, look at them. Oh, that's my couple. Aren't they gorgeous?

Yes. That's Brooklyn Beckham. Wow, that's the new Johnny Depp and Renona Ryder. Yeah, they are not. That's the funniest part is, like, Brooklyn Beckham is not even attractive. I mean, come on. I mean, he's not bad looking. No, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

When Pop Pop is Beckham And Mima is Fucking one of the Spice Girls You should be looking Hot as fuck okay He's rich as hell We literally have her here On the poster He's rich as hell

If that is the maxed out version of that That dude is busted I'm with you though I don't care Did you see the photo of Selena Gomez posted this on her Instagram? Oh yeah, Selena's besties with them too. Benny Blanco? Is that who she's dating? Yeah, Benny Blanco's the man.

He's just full handed on her boob. Yeah, Benny Blanco's the man. He's cool as fuck. He's based. I love Benny Blanco. Why do I love him? Because talented producer, funny dude. Wokeness is dead, grabbing titties. Okay. No. Talented producer.

Loves to fucking hang. Definitely a bro. Funny guy. Rocks a unibrow. Rocks a unibrow. I don't love that. No, that's based. Okay.

He also is like very into food too. And I love that shit. That's also based. So like Benny Blanco is great. He's a great example of someone who's like okay this guy has a lot of unique eclectic interests and whatnot he's cool he is like worthy of the media attention you know what i mean yeah god you know is he dating selena gomez you know that photo look at that you know for damn sure that motherfucker is not on the on the

timeline because how hot he is No, but let me tell you something. He's so happy to be there. You know what I mean? That's what we need. We all would be. That's Selena. Look at that. Yeah, no, I get it. No, but what I'm saying is he is like he won the lottery. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Fair. Don't know where you're going here. I don't understand. What? No, take it away, chef. I'll be honest. I didn't know really where I was going with that one either. He just missed the sound of his voice. What I mean is They're giving us nothing. I know. This has been bare.

What are you talking about? What do you want us to give us? I got another topic. This week, we suffered, I think, what will be one of the most impactful losses globally yes toriyama passed away this week akira toriyama at the age of 68 and the creator of dragon ball and dragon ball z and and many other it's crazy because i don't know if you guys experience this but like when you're streaming people will bring in topic and they'll

be like have you covered this yet if they think it's relevant toriyama is one that every 10 minutes someone will come into my stream and be like did you talk about toriyama yet during the state of the union yeah there was like mostly people bringing that up because it came out i think dragon ball z is one of those pieces of media that is so ubiquitous, it's hard to even measure how many people from our age range, probably to down around like 20, grew up with Dragon Ball Z, consumed Dragon Ball Z, and just that art style too is just everywhere. It also transcended cultural boundaries. This is one of the most impactful pieces of media in latin

america for example like there's a lot of jokes about how like mexico is mourning right now but i cover this on stream uh i wonder if march can pull this up but like there are in mexico in in mexico dragon ball z is so big yeah that they illegally subbed the ending of one of the seasons and the town actually played it in the town square to like thousands of people they say that sat down cartel activity goes down when new episodes of dragon ball Z get released. Yeah. It's crazy. Why is that? Why did it take off in Mexico? Why it did is because it was cheaper to

license than American cartoons, so they licensed it. So this is them showing it to a town square. And the Japanese embassy had to reach out to the mexican embassy to to get them to stop doing this they were like you can't this is a copyright violation they still did it yeah but how how incredible people love it if you're the japanese embassy and you saw that

yeah wouldn't you want to work with them to make sure that they could view it yeah i don't I don't. I think it doesn't matter. It's like one of those things that it's just like it shows the impact of it. All right, so now I have a question. I know that you've powered up. Yes, every time I'm in a pool. And also, have you guys ever powered up? That was the nerdiest thing.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was I have no joy in my life hour cutie Cinderella so there's a clip pull this up last night Caroline Kwan this is on LSF if you want to go there Caroline Kwan walked into my office and she had just learned about

powering up for the first time and she did she did a she did a power up that wasn't that great and in honor of Toriyama I had to show her how to adequately power up so this is just just a quick power up here Try to fit in with the cool kid. He's scared. Yes! Yes!

Yeah! God damn, you look good. No, she should do it is she gonna do it take your shirt off queen go get me a shirt god you look good wait and then i said gotta learn sometime budwick's done that a few times yeah you gotta power up So I was thinking in the paywall section You guys should power up I don't wanna I wasn't allowed to watch

Dragon Ball Z or Pokemon as a kid Or Harry Potter Because you were gay? No You wouldn't have been gay if you watched I wasn't allowed to watch My mom for some reason She wasn't even religious She said no to those things I mean she was religious. I wasn't allowed to watch. My mom, for some reason, she wasn't even religious, but she said no to those things.

I mean, she was religious, but I don't know why. I never watched it growing up. I wasn't able to watch it. Well, you were a girl. You were supposed to watch Sailor Moon. I didn't have that. Mormons aren't allowed to watch Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z. Sailor Moon.

I watched Powerpuff Girls. Wait, I don't think I was allowed to watch that either. The fuck? I don't know. Dude, I'm learning so much about why you're so weird. I'm weird. Okay, so we have a bunch of shows and stuff that obviously we will feel the loss of because we grew up with them. Do you guys think you have a Dragon Ball Z that was so impactful on your youth?

Growing up? I got sad when Kobe died. I remember where I was when Michael Jackson died. But it was impactful to me. I don't know. I still think about it and I get really sad. No, we're talking about shows, man. We're not talking about like.

I used to watch Rugrats. We learned that cuties got the Mamba mentality. It made me sad. I watched Rugrats. I watched Rugrats. Wild learned that cuties got the Mamba mentality. It made me sad. I watch Rugrats. I watch Rugrats. Wild Thornberries. I watch them. I don't think these are like.

I will say my favorite one as a kid that I never wanted to miss was Ed, Ed, and Eddie. Oh, yeah. I do. That actually freaked me out. Can I say. I'd say it all the time. Okay. That's actually a good point.

I want to ask you guys something. Ed, Ed, and Eddie freaked me the fuck out. It gave me the heebie-jeebies for some reason. That encouraged the cowardly dog. That was scary. Courage the Cowardly Dog is supposed to give you the heebie-jeebies. I don't like it. And I think Courage is like one of the great cartoons.

Because it's like Twilight Zone the cartoon. Yeah, it just, the sense of isolation and loneliness like made me sad and scared as a child. You're real. I just didn't like it. That didn't happen on Ed and Eddie? They were all fun. No, there was something very. They had jawbreakers.

Is it just the art style? I don't think it's just the art style. Because I know Ed and Eddie, like, the original guy who made it is actually kind of crazy right like he his old work if you look at it is like really violent really gross like very adult focused i'm pretty sure if yeah can you look at ed ed and eddie like a lot of the cartoons from that era are from like animators and you know people that kind of had a more adult old ren and Stimpy. There's a lot of adult. What was the one with the hands under the underbelly or whatever? That was like the naked one with the eyeballs.

Ah, real monsters. That one. Yeah. So like all of those cartoons from that era are like kind of fucked up. That's so funny. Cause I don't count Ed, Ed and Eddie in that.

But I, but I think, can you look up Ed, Ed and Eddie creator old work well one thing that's interesting about ed and eddie is it's just like it's like a world of children kind of devoid of parents yeah like there's always like a mention of his older brother and i think there's a butcher look up butcher i mean i guess i watched i watched a lot of simpsons growing up simpsons is great yeah and since this is really interesting because season one through ten

is like this insane amazing work of art and then after season 10 they basically call it zombie simpsons where it's just really kept running because of the success of the simpsons yeah well it's still running to this day yeah it's crazy yeah old simpsons is like there's a reason why you will always point back to like old simpsons episodes you're like they predicted this they predicted this which they did because they literally employed half of the harvard lampoon on the writing staff they did and they were all like to this day like members of the harvard lampoon will just go work at the simpsons yeah yeah a friend of mine who wrote for the simpsons also harvardampoon grad.

Yeah. Wow. I don't think I have a lot of shaping cartoons. My step-siblings used to watch Dragon Ball Z. My step-brother and my step-sister. And they had all the characters. Yeah. And sometimes I'd walk in their room and they'd be playing with the characters. But I kind of didn't fuck with them because my step-sister, she would fart like a tupperware box and she'd put a lid on it and then she'd throw the box in the

room you were in and take the lid off it was crazy i don't what does that have to do with because i was just saying i didn't fuck with her i don't think akira toriyama is responsible for your stepsisters for your sister's fart tupperwarepperware. It was crazy that she did that. If she was at least saying Kamehameha when she did that, maybe. I mean, that'd be nice. Maybe. I don't know, but I just associated Dragon Ball Z with her, and she was kind of mean. Okay, so what is your formative show?

I think Powerpuff Girls. PPG? I love Powerpuff Girls. I'd play it on- Who's your favorite PPG? Bubbles. And I'd play it on the playground, but there's only three Powerpuff Girls, so we'd run out and we'd just start making up names.

Well, there was the Rowdy Rough Boys. Yeah. You could have also had the Gang Green Gang. You know what you don't talk about enough as cartoon fans is how fucked up Mojo Jojo's arc is. Yeah, he was the victim. Yeah. I don't remember.

Do you guys know Mojo Jojo was Professor X's little baby Like he loved him And then he drops him on his head And he gets chemical X in his brain Yeah And then he has to become Mojo Jojo And he just gets abandoned by Professor Is it Professor X? Is that his name?

Professor X is kind of fucked up when you think about it He literally was experimenting on babies No Professor Utonium Oh is that his name? Accidentally added an extra ingredient. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why are you fucking experimenting on babies, bro? That's weird.

Well, he makes children, too. He's a bad guy. He is the real bad guy. Yeah, he's kind of a bad guy. They have some weird characters. Do you guys remember that there is a gay Satan in this show? Just called him. And he would, he would like whistle he'd be like yeah oh but miss sarah he was hot yeah and you never saw her face uh miss i thought it was miss

bellum no miss bellum's their teacher was it the same animator as samurai jack absolute smoke gas. Hummin' a hummin' a hummin' a hummin' a hummin' a. Fuzzy Lumpkins? I don't remember Fuzzy Lumpkins. You don't remember Fuzzy Lumpkins? He was another main villain. But yeah, PBG was sick.

I kind of preferred Dexter's Lab. I thought Dexter's Lab was the best. Yes, I love Dexter's Lab a little bit. I love Dexter's Lab. What was the show that you grew up with that you... You know what? I'm going to be honest. I'm not going to lie here to be cool.

Don't look at me. I actually watched it. I didn't really watch a lot of television growing up. What did you do when you were a kid? Did you just go to Starbucks as a kid? No. Have you been doing the same shit? What happened?

He took bubble baths. Growing up, well, if you want to know, I grew up and I played a lot of video games, but mostly the same video games. RuneScape, I played a lot of flights. I used to put thousands of hours into Flight Simulator. At what age? From like 13 on. What did you do?

What did you watch as a kid? What did I watch? I watched, like I said, Rugrats, Wild Thornberries. I think you might be the most high-functioning, socially autistic person I've ever met in my life. Which is precisely the reason why, like, you don't, either you have mastered masking and, like, people don't understand it. Because you're describing my brother. Like, Murat is exactly the same way. But, like, everybody immediately knows. It's like, okay, rocket scientist. Like,at is exactly the same way. But like everybody immediately knows.

It's like okay rocket scientist. Like a lot of this shit makes sense. He played Microsoft Flight Simulator. All the fucking time. And he didn't have these same like hobbies that I did. And I think it was because of you know. A little bit of the thing that I was just mentioning. He definitely got the illness.

It's a spectrum. Do you feel like you might have a little bit of that? Because you did spend a lot of your formative years, like when you were in college, when you were supposed to socialize at Applebee's. At Chili's. At Applebee's, yeah. By yourself.

Yeah, and I used to have to avoid bullies like you. Yeah. Yeah, one time I had a boyfriend take me on a valentine's date to applebee's yeah it was no i love applebee's i'm just saying it's like that was formative for you was a show that was formative for me i think i watched so much when i was growing up i graduated from cartoons to like like i fucking loved even stevens Okay, you can say that. I loved Hannah Montana. Yeah. Like, that shit, I loved those shows.

I loved Even Stevens. You know what show was super formative for me? Ally McBeal. Oh, my God. I don't know that one. Dude. Dude, you just, like, unlocked memories in my brain. Remember the baby?

The dancer's baby. The schizophrenic baby. Yeah. Dude, that used to freak me the fuck out. I was like yeah it was one of those moments where i was like damn i don't know if i'm supposed to be seeing ali mcbeal with my mother what's it about it's about a female lawyer yeah oh that's crazy i only watch real lawyers judge that's crazy oh i love judge judy i used to watch the you guys watch like

daytime television as children i used to watch and price is. You guys watch daytime television as children? I used to watch it. I didn't do that as much, but whatever my mom was watching when I came home from school. Judge Judy. I used to watch a lot of Old Time TV. The Andrew Griffith Show. Your beige outfit makes sense now. I think he looks great. He does look great.

Jesus Christ. You look hot. They're both being mean. I know, but they're just bored today. I flew in. I got up at fucking three o'clock in the

morning Pacific. Got on a plane and flew here. Uh oh. You look good. You look good. You look good. I thought about it.

I was hungover. We're getting catty on this. I'm just not going to come today. We've had enough. I think you look nice. I think formative shows, I would say,

Boom Docs. I was too busy dominating the just chatting section. Boom Docs is like one of the most important shows for me, I think you look nice I think formative shows I would say Boom Docs Boom Docs is like One of the most important shows For me I think Samurai Champloo I am the stone

That the builder refused But like I am the visual The inspiration That made ladies sing the blues I'm the spark That made your idea bright I'm the same spark

That lit your dark So that you can tell You're left from your right I am the ballot in the box The bullet in the gun The interglow That let you know To call your brother's son yeah that's my crazy how do you know that that's the intro song it's i have the other kind of autism that was a good one oh i remember that well yeah boondocks big uh samar chamber was big cowboy bebo was big obviously

and i know this is him for you but but specifically like I've talked about this already but we didn't have like a popular anime in Turkey. The only thing that was dubbed in Turkish was Captain Tsubasa which is a soccer anime. Yeah and I didn't like soccer so I didn't really care about it and I thought like Tsubasa was pretty sick. I thought anime

was all about just soccer. Yeah. So then when I fucking read the manga like for the first time ever when I read Dragon Ball i was like oh my god yeah this is a whole new world like a whole new genre of things so like akira toriyama is straight up my introduction to weeb shit and and then naruto after that so you know he's uh his work is really important for me i I mean, yeah, like I said, transcends cultural boundaries for sure. So I've been very carefully threading in all the relevant and popular topics from the week. Does anybody else have any topics that they've brought to you? Yes, multiple.

There's been multiple sensationalized plane incidents occurring recently. Oh. Sensationalized. I saw a tire fall off a motherfucker. Yes, but every, every all these my theory is that all of these things are happening consistently but ever since the door flew off the alaska airlines max plane every time something happens in aviation the tire thing i

can understand but anytime something happens in aviation engine flame out you know emergency landing yeah it's a hot topic right now and it's the media is sensationalizing car trying to get everyone back to driving but i i think these things have always been happening and what yes no air travel right air travel yes i'm right of course i'm right because i'm glad they're studying aviation i'm glad they're being publicized then we should know about all these no no we shouldn't we shouldn't because aviation air travel is the safest mode of transportation always has been and also we just left hold on we left one of the uh safest years uh of air travel yeah we just departed 2023 is a safe right now if i was on a flight where the tires fell off i'd probably never fly again what yeah

100 it was one it was one tire you're in a plane that flies it flies you to get my back on this one i'd never go on it you should never get on a plane period yeah well um i know she's had my back too here's what here's what i will say you're both right and a little wrong at the same time i think i think you are right it is one of the safest uh today is the safest time to fly uh and and tomorrow will be even safer than yesterday that's just how it works um there's consistent uh regulation because the reality is it's a magic box in the sky if it didn't fucking if you did not feel a sense of safety, you would come to the recognition that we are actually disrespecting God every moment that we're on a fucking plane. So obviously, obviously it has to be super safe.

Having said that, however, Boeing has been fucking up quite a bit. You're right that there is a lot more media attention now, specifically on that front where they're like oh anytime like a anytime like a piston flies off everyone's like whoa you see this shit it's crazy social media yeah no i'm i i'm saying that there's like more attention to it for here i'll give you an example east palestine ohio there was a massive train derailment right there was big clouds and everyone freaked out over it and everyone was like now looking at derailments and derailments both in trains, but also derailments that occurred or car crashes that occurred when, you know, trucks were carrying chemicals and stuff. The reality of the matter is there are for infrastructure and, like, logistics. And yet people were paying, you know, people were hyper-focusing on it.

It's the same phenomena around crime. It's like crime is a constant. But when you're constantly getting blasted by, like, apps like Nextdoor, Citizen, Ring, and the like, you think, oh, my God, there's crime happening all the time. And you create a sense of panic surrounding it. So you are right on that. I do think that there is a lot of hysteria that builds up. Yeah, because dying in a plane crash is the worst death. Yeah, I mean, I would agree with that.

It is the worst death imaginable. It's not great, you're right. I think getting eaten by rats would also suck. Give me the rats. Really? Give me the rats. Yeah, the plane crash would suck. Plane crash is the unfathomable misery.

Yeah. Unless. Unless. It's everybody's greatest fear. Unless the most euphoric one, which is you asphyxiate and you peacefully slumber. It ain't going to be like that. No, it's going to be. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, it's going to be a beeping siren baby crying lady screaming guy praying and then you're upside down yeah is it cool i thought you would agree with me on this like the the ghost plane phenomenon is like that's like not the worst i don't know i'm terrified of that every like i i have anxiety i have anxiety when it comes to flying every time i get on a plane there's a reality. I'm like, this could be my last flight. Yeah. I do think that.

And if a tire fell off in your plane, your trauma would be deep and probable. The tire thing doesn't bother me because I guarantee those passengers. If a captain came on and was like, ladies and gentlemen, we have to perform an emergency landing. Please. And you would cry. You'd be sobbing. No, I'd be consoling everybody around me saying i've oh i've done this in flight simulator you'd be scratching to get in the

cockpit yeah you do a better job land us no but every time i sit down in a plane i do think i hope you yeah you're like i hope this falls so i can save everybody no i don't hope that that happens but should the opportunity arise i will be ready stand back and stand by yeah maybe else have any topics what are we at march okay someone else brought a topic come on i watched i watched i watched the finale well the finale love is blind this is follow-up right it's important um so the ones i told you about jimmy and chelsea, they have their last date before they're supposed to go to the altar, their wedding, which these weddings are so, I don't even know if you guys will care.

The weddings are socially done, which of course they're should really done, but it's like so sad. Cause these girls are all wearing like the cheapest wedding dresses you've ever seen. They've got folding chairs out. They like have to reuse the, like they have balloonches like it's it's rough it's like you know and they're just rinse and repeat have the next wedding for the tv show i think if that show's got to make so much money they've got to spend more on these weddings it's crazy anyway you're gonna get married yeah um but the day the day before jimmy and chelsea like went on a date and they had this great date all day and

they talked about how much they loved each other and then jimmy was like yeah we're not going to alter yeah drama wait is this love is blind actually kind of based did he say they would keep dating though i don't think so oh i don't think they yeah because she she got really like so this is kind of crazy because i know like obviously the cameras aren't always filming you on these reality tv shows and i guess at some point he like confessed to her like hey by the like this is my friend sarah and i i used to sleep with her just so you know you know and like kind of like talked about their past experiences off camera and stuff like that and then on camera he gets home and he was out later than she would like him to be and she was like pissed and she was like you were out with sarah and like you fucked her and like did youah and like you fucked her

and like did you've told me you fucked her did he fuck her at some point not at that point and she was like it's not cool with you hanging out with people that you used to fuck and he was like whoa told you that off camera like that's embarrassing for like her like she has nothing to do with the show like you know like oh now she does yeah exactly now she has everything to do with the show and so he like brought that up when he was breaking up with her he's like yeah remember when you did that like that was really fucked up and then she like kept doubling down she's like no it's more fucked up that you hung out with her and you and it was just like yeah this is good to walk yeah and he was

like yeah yeah like she was he was like this proved my point but Is this Megan Fox? The next day, two couples went to the altar. There was Clay and AD and then Johnny and Amy. Johnny and Amy are cringe and boring and they love each other and they got married and blah, blah, blah. Anyway, they are. It's cool that we know why you watch the show.

You're not there for the success. Yes. Did they say my person to each other? It's cool that we know why you watch the show. You're not there for the success. Yeah. No, it's crazy. Did they say my person to each other? Dude, yes. It's so insane. It pisses me off.

I don't know how that even bothered me. Okay, so I did some research on that. Apparently, that's a Grey's Anatomy thing. Huh? My person? Yeah. That's what the internet was saying. That's where it came from?

Yeah. Yeah, but TJ Maxx women went crazy with it. I don't know. They're buying each other shirts. I just bring the answers that you look for. With an arrow? Yeah. Oh, God.

But so Clay and AD, Clay is this guy that in one of his talks with AD, this girl, she's a bombshell. She's gorgeous. Oh. Yeah. Pull that up for us, Marge. Well, this is us, Marge. Well, this is dad, Marge. And

they're in this conversation one time. Clay's like, yeah, you know, I'm probably going to cheat on you someday because my dad cheated on my mom, and so it kind of just runs in the family. It runs in the family. Epigenetic cheating. Did he... What did she say to that? So they go to the altar. Okay, they're both hot, by the way. Yeahigenetic cheating. What did she say to that?

They're both hot, by the way. Yeah, they're gorgeous. They go to the altar and they're there and as they're about to say I do, he goes, I'm not ready to say I do. But we can work on this. We can work together on this. And she's just like so embarrassed.

That's insane. So she goes back to her dressing room is crying obviously he goes to talk to his parents his mom's like what the fuck is wrong with you type thing he then he goes in the dressing room and he goes to talk to her and he's like we can work this out like we can work together no she's it was weird she didn't put a hard close she was i think she was in shock like genuinely but then there was this really nice conversation with his parents where the mom was talking to the dad because they're divorced now and she was like she was like you've fucked up generationally and the dad immediately was like well my dad fucked up and she was like no no no no you've got to stop the generational trauma and she was like kind of a

badass about it anyway shout out r. She watches this for sure. What's up, Rita? What's up, Rita? I like that you held that man accountable. Good job. Topics, articulate, well thought out, gold star. Thank you. He has all of Miami to talk about.

Austin, you brought nothing. I brought my plane topic. And he has to talk about the bathtub show. You get a half gold star. I brought my plane topic. And he has to talk about the bathtub show. Okay. You get a half-gold star. I liked your topic as well. You know what Rita will see? They always, they always, Cutie, you deserve it. As in straight men?

They always treat you wonderfully. They treat me like shit. Yeah, they do. They treat me like shit on a consistent basis. You treat them like shit, too. I love him. No, Cutie and I, Cutie treats me the best out of all of you. I don't treat you like shit.

You're a fair weather fan. All of you, all of you shit on me consistently. Nobody ever gives me any credit for anything if I work hard. I said you looked great today. We talk about your tub show all the time. I will say, guess what?

I have a chip on my shoulder and you guys are going to be sorry. I said you look, what are you going to do with fucking- Don't say that. Not like, I'm not going to kill you. Oh no. The opening topic was about how he wants more of you

no on the show opening time that was the first 15 minutes shitting on me if i go on there he's gonna shit on me about how he doesn't want no his opening 15 minutes was please bring your beard you look hot we want you to have your beard and then it was we miss you in Austin we wish you were here yeah he didn't frame it like that it was more like you because it's a lover's quarrel that's what it is I said the F word

he said yeah but we edited that out he said to me what did he say he said you're a pathological what did he say fraudulent bitch but that's our term on the show What did he say? He said you're a pathological... What did he say? What? Pathological? Fraudulent bitch. Yeah, I didn't say pathological.

But that's our term on the show. Right, completely, yes. And you are a bit of a fraudulent bitch. You're being mean. Now say four nice things about him. No, he can't. He can't even think of them. I did. I said that your outfit looks phenomenal today. I think it's a little too beige. No, I like it. When he said

that, I defended your outfit, even though you're wearing Adidas socks with Converse shoes. I ran out of socks. Austin, you are naturally just a wellspring of talent. And having you on the show automatically increases its value, no matter what. Thank you. How much pain did it take to say that?

You've overcome great odds of your tumultuous childhood growing up as someone with severe brain problems. I'll be equal opportunity. Hasan, where's your topic this week? What do you mean? I literally had like eight topics lined up in the beginning, including but not limited to. Austin's beard is not a topic.

Yes, it is. 100% is a topic. And also I did the Nicole Ann Peltz situation as well. Oh, true. Yeah. Half gold star. See? I'm fair.

Half gold star for that shitty topic. That was like the first. Yeah, he was just mad at Nepo babies. The first 45 minutes was all bangers back to back. And the comments will reflect that reality. You know what, though? I do want to segue into something rita is a fan shouts out to my girl rita she also she also is a five dollar

month subscriber to the patreon where she will enjoy more topics behind the paywall if you want to join rita and many other fans go to patreon.com slash fear and and subscribe. We're doing more for the Patreon coming up soon. No, but I'm doing. The most he's doing for the Patreon is just saying he's going to do stuff for the Patreon. I think we're going to do an Austin Appreciation video. Marsh, can we get

just a... No, this is what I want. Fan cam, submit your videos. Best fan cam, let's do a cash prize. For Austin's show appreciation. I probably have to pay off the cash. No, I'll pay it out. Austin has to pay.

It'd be funnier if Austin has to pay because he doesn't want to do it. I will pay for the best fan cam. Okay. Tweet them at us. Sweet, not sexy. Wow, okay Awesome wants a sexy fan cam

Okay, we'll take a sexy fan cam Thank you We'll react to 10 of them We'll see you on the next one Alright Okay, run the clip We'll run the clip Okay

It's in, let me add the clip. We'll run the clip. Okay. Well, it's in Martian. Let me add some context. Okay. This particular guy. Let's play the clip. Sorry. Okay, no context. No context. Just play the clip.

Drag the puzzle piece. Okay, here we go. Play the clip. Play the clip. You will know immediately why. Habibi, Habibi. Yes. Turn up the volume here.

How many views does it have? It has 230,000 likes. Yes, 230,000. Shitload of views. Millions of views. He's got neck tats. Yeah. Not really a big deal to me.

We were flirting back and forth a little bit, but I didn't take anything serious. But I guess throughout our conversation, he had gathered enough information about me to book me a plane ticket without consulting me first. He said, oh, by the way, here's a plane ticket to come visit me for february boy it's bold of you to assume i don't have anything to do i don't i'm probably gonna go it's first class baby girl to la so what the fuck but i think it's crazy to book a plane ticket without informing me without letting me know oh this guy never watched the notebook and maybe he'll comment comment okay so when did you book him the flight okay no no no no the entire comment section is filled with people thinking that it was me that flew this.

And the search thing is Austin's show. Okay, so first of all, I'm out. First of all, I don't know who this is. Second of all, I told you all. Well, you know who it is now because you definitely looked him up. He's hot. No, he's a good looking guy. You would love to fly. No, no, no, no,

no, guys. Now, come on. Look, he's a good looking guy. I don love to fly. No, no, no, no, no. Guys. Now, come on. Look, he's a good looking guy. I don't know who he is. You looked up his Instagram. I didn't look at. OK, fine.

I saw his Instagram. He did a mouth fart. No, no, no. I saw his Instagram. But here's the here's the deal. No, no, no, no, no. Here's the deal.

What people need to understand. You'd fly him economy. Yes. Thank you.