Fear& - We Got New Ai Girlfriends | Fear&

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

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That was your best call. Please bring up Man Dates AI. Oh no. Why is this really called? Ladies and gentlemen, Patriots, welcome to another episode of the fear and podcast where we'll almost died of a self suck incident, but he is currently in route. He's about 10 minutes away. And we thought, why not start it now? Because we've been waiting for about an hour.

Yes, because we all were ready to go at six, but someone had to come back from a flight. This is not my fault. That's crazy. I was like, I don't think it's me. After leaving me to die on my own at a protest, almost got killed by the way. Yeah, almost died. And if March was there, I probably wouldn't have almost died.

I probably would have definitely died anyway. And then also because Cutie Cinderella, of course, was predictably late as always. So much later than me. You know what? I don't get enough credit for being on time. You were on time. I respected. Thank you. I respected here. Wow. Did you just roll? I think I did. He got so excited. I'm so tired. I've been up since three o'clock in the morning because I went home to Oregon to grab my cats. Oh, my cat there. Well, they're not with me. They're in my, they're at my me. They're in my house.

Do they like the new house? I mean, I don't know. It's how I haven't talked to him about it yet extensively, but they like the plane ride. They were okay. So I was nervous. So I was like, okay. So I was last minute about the whole thing and I need to make a vet appointment. Well I get home and I'm like, well, there's no vets available because I waited till the

last minute. So I'm like, okay, next best thing. Let me ask Twitch chat. So I asked Twitch chat and somebody said they're a veterinarian. They're like Benadryl. So I look it up on Google and I'm like, this should work. I feel like I'm not going to kill my cats. Wait, but a better drill. You didn't do the administered drug tests slash blood tests and then give them the, no, that all went out the window as soon as I couldn't get an appointment. It quickly went out the window. So this morning I have the Benadryl ready, have everything ready to go. Three 30 cars coming at four 15. I put the, I tried to give the cast Benadryl.

They reject it immediately foaming at the mouth. They're like, this sucks. And I'm just like, shit. They rejected it. Like they were like, they hated it. Of course. As you don't just hide it in the food. I tried to, they, but they can, they can taste it. They're like, this sucks. And I'm just like, shit. What do you mean they rejected it? They hated it, of course. You don't just hide it in the food? I tried to, but they can taste it. They're so fucking smart. They taste everything. Kaya will eat literally. Yeah, dogs don't think, they just eat.

But cats know, cats will come up to it and go, lalala, and then just walk away. It's like, no. So I just had to just throw the cat, just take the cats, shove them in the crate. Wait, you didn't try to shove it down their throat. I mean, I tried, but they were hissing and you know, it was the goo. See his pills better. Yeah. You just put it in a lick stick. Yeah. Like you give them like stick and then you just give them a little and then I trick

my cat. I tried to do the licks that you want to just pause real quick. So anyway Cutie was just recommending a lick stick. Mm-hmm. Wait Austin is explaining to us the the back and forth that happened with his cats was two cats. Yeah transported him here Also, I'm gonna try this so oh Alright, you're my way. How did you know that? I got a new hair. Your mic is messed up Sweet you really handsome. Thank you so much. I found a good Hairstylist really in LA. Yeah, I mean I'm it's it's it needs to be fixed a little bit cuz the damage that was done in Portland But he's working on it. No, you look handsome. Thank you. Thank you very much. That's so sweet

Well, I was like who told you that I got a haircut? I know I noticed. I'm gonna try these cream puffs now. So peaches in them. Peaches is really good. So anyway, lipstick, I tried the lipstick tried to make some medicine and didn't work. So I just put them in the crate and they meow for a little bit. And then they just quieted down and the whole flight, they didn't make a peep. The whole time. I like got them, when you go through security, so for those of you who have pets, this is a tip.

You go through security, you request a private screening and they'll take your pets through security to a private room where they'll close the door so you can take the pets out. And then because they have to put the carrier through security, but you can keep your pets in a closed door room while they put the carrier and do everything and they'll inspect the pets, whatever. So did that. And they were so good. I'm so proud they're here safe and sound bumper and bandit are here. They've got their litter box, their food. I'm building a cat tree and cat toys and everything and they're just safe and sound

No, no god no, no, they were I heard that they do bird genocide. Wait, how many cats? How many cats kill a year a lot? Okay, give me a lot. Is this is this like anti cat propaganda? No, no, it's anti outdoor cat Probably in the millions. You look this up. I think yes. I know what it is. I know the number. Go ahead. No, I'll guess a hundred million birds. 10 million. I don't care to guess. Give a number 1.3 billion to 4 billion birds. Yeah. Holy shit. Well, look, how do they know this? You know what I mean? Think about it.

Who's out there counting dead birds? That's a good one. And an autopsy. Think about it. That's a good point. You know what I mean. Think about it. That's a good point Austin. You know what I mean? That's a good point Austin. Like nobody questions that. I don't think they individually are... Four billion birds. I think it's a birdwatcher that's like out there. Yeah! What? Was there like a place where cats report their kills? Yeah, you don't have the answers, do you?

Idiot. That's what I'm saying, like who's doing that? That's a huge number. That's like three, that's a range of three billion birds. Why do you keep spitting today? What's happening with you? I know, but you've spitted like four times. Well, you spit too. I don't have the answers to that.

I don't know, but my immediate suspicion isn't that like they're lying. I'm sure that they probably have some sort of credible way to track birds. We're sure that they're lying. Yeah. Like what, do they take like one cat that kill birds? I'm beginning to realize why a lot of

people voted for Trump and also like RFK junior. Well, I mean, now I kind of realize it too. And you know, maybe we should question some things around here in this country. Maybe we should. I mean, why are we trusting the doctors and the medical professionals? You know what I mean? You get blue methylene and consuming. I think we should try the, the, the, whatever the hell that is going to get demonetized. No. Wait, really? Wait, can you bleep that out? I'm just in case. Yeah. Okay. That was humorous. We were using parody parody. Yep. But I've been up since three o'clock in the morning because of the cats. Yeah, no, no, no No, I didn't take that but yeah, no I

Had a great morning though first class everything was great. I have an airport story. Oh, yeah Give it to me, baby, or rather a no show to the airport story. I have a friend His name is Felix Bitterman. Somebody might know him. He always says There's a there's a type of guy who is too stupid to function in society. A guy who can get addicted to porn and a guy who will miss his flight. And I always think about that. And I always worry that he's going to hear that I missed my flight and then think I'm a guy who's too stupid to function in normal society. You are, you are that thing. I am that you are that thing. You are the I am to function. I am the too stupid to function in society. I will. I have a good, I have

a good reason for it. So I was supposed to fly to New York in the beginning of this week for my friend, Zohran Kwame Mamdani. So it was like a small thing that you could met. And his the mayoral. It didn't have geopolitical implications. The New York City mayoral primaries happened on Tuesday. It wasn't like the one really important thing. And the guy who I was in the tank for working up to for months.

Who I've been advocating for, he won. He's a 33 year old socialist. But not because you were there to help him. I wasn't there. Okay. I wasn't there for the victory. Now Marsh was there. Yeah, I was.

Now you made Marsh stay in New York for an extra week to wait for you. Oh, oh, that's, I knew you were gonna say that. That's why I told him to come back. That's why, he wanted to stay there for longer. I was like, Marsh, let's I knew you were gonna say that that's why I told him to come back That's why he wanted to stay there for longer I was like Marshall get your fucking ass back here right now because I know he's gonna blame this on me I for the record support Marsh's adventure in New York. I do not And if I go this weekend, I am not told him I told him he's not allowed to come

him he's not allowed to come. I'm going to. What? Yeah. That's crazy. I was like, if I go this weekend, you're not coming with me. See? Marsh, now you're starting to see how he treats me. Okay? Now you're finally starting to see it. I don't like that Austin is on my side. That's that. I'm defending him quite a bit. I've been defending Marsh. I don't like that Austin is on my side. Marsh is starting to see, this is like, I was you last year March and follow, follow your little heart to New York city. That's all I say. That's all I say in my defense. First night I'm supposed to fly out and I actually pulled my flight back a day to, to Saturday night as both Sunday night when I was originally supposed to fly last second because I was also talking to Mahmoud Kalil, who has just been released, his team, his legal team, and we were supposed to set up an interview. Right. Mahmoud Khalil was black-bagged and kidnapped by ICE

for speaking out against Israel at Columbia University. It was a big case, right? He was finally released after 104 days of being unjustly detained. Yeah. He was unjustly detained in a Louisiana facility for 104 days And he finally was released. It's still an ongoing legal case a major injustice But because his legal team was like, oh, yeah, he's a rally tomorrow. You should come I was like, you know what? I'm gonna pull my flight back

But the problem is it's bad I don't know put my flight from Sunday night to Saturday night so I can be there for Sunday so I can go to pull my flight back. But the problem is, I don't know, pull my flight from Sunday night to Saturday night so I can be there for Sunday so I can go to the rally. But I knew that there was a likelihood that America was going to bomb Iran. And that's precisely what ended up happening on Saturday. So I couldn't make that flight. I was like, I have to cover, I have to sit back and cover this news. So I'll come Sunday.

So I missed the mom with Kahlil. Again, another big pivotal. Yeah, thing that I was supposed to do was go to his rally. But I missed it. OK, and then. Sorry, I have to do this. Fuck. I, it's my dad. I have to I have to do this for him.

I have to get the door. Shit. Doors open. Doors open. I'm so sorry. My dad fell and he can't get out of bed. So I had to get him his food. Your dad fell?

Yeah, that's the difference. Hey! We have something in common. Oh yeah, your dad fell. Our dad's fault. Yeah. Wait, my dad fell too. Shut up. Okay Did he hurt himself badly? Yeah, I got home and he was screaming in the backyard cuz he ripped me in half Yeah, but also fell though. Did he hurt himself bad? Yeah, he fell out of a tree

What is happening? 18 feet on his head. Apparently dad just died recently. I mean not when we're old, that's why. Wait, what are yours? This is like several years ago. Your dad's super old. Mine was in January. Oh my God, well I didn't know there was an expiration date.

He thought it was used several years ago. Yeah, this was like 2016. No, for him holding it has to be this year at least. 2016? Remove your hand from his hand. Get out. Wait, it had to be. 2016, my dad just fell today, this morning.

Oh I'm sorry My dad still his dad fell recently like last week No, he didn't want to go He's in your house. Okay, let me teach you something Dads get older. This is a good lesson for everybody out there. Okay, they become children again Yes, and we become the adult. Yes, and they will behave like children. And you have to. Yep. No. Yeah. Bad. You do. Go to the hospital. He's right. I watched my dad do it with his parents and I'm starting to do it. I wanted to do it, but he could walk. Like he's limping. Oh yeah, that's great.

That's usually a sign of no damage. No one who's ever walked has needed to go to the hospital before. Okay, maybe I should take him to the hospital. Yeah, is he in pain? No, he's fine when he's- He's bedridden now. But he can't walk. No, he's fine. He's fine, except he can't walk.

No, he can walk, but he can't walk very well right now because he fell- As long as you slide the food under his door. No, he fell on his side. No, no, my mom is here. My- Oh, she'll slide the food under his door. No, no, my mom is here. My whole family is here. If there was a serious, severe issue, they would take him if it wasn't for me.

I agree with you. I'm just saying a good note for listeners and you in the future as our dads, they're prideful men. Yes, men are. And sometimes you gotta go, hey buddy, you're going to the doctor. Yeah, I know. I've been trying to

But it's bad when you're a hypochondriac like cutie and I because I've been like dad you need a cardiac workout What I'm just like you need it. I don't want you to die But I dad tried not to go to the hospital with a shattered sternum. He's insane And the story that I was that I was talking about. Yeah. First night, America Strikes Iran, World War Three, potentially imminent. Right. Right. Yeah, that really stressed me out. So I have to so I have to cover it.

Cutie Cinderella sent me a text message. Be like, are we going to like are we going to die? Like what's going on? Yeah. No, we're not. Next to Will at Biryokart and Will's like, guess what? World War Three is starting. I said, son of a bitch. No, that is not how I said that. Ludwig was, okay, I want to give you a little context.

Will said nothing matters anymore. And I said, uh-oh. I'm sitting there and I get a message about the bombing. And Ludwig's like, you got to drink a beer before you can drive. And then let's all do shots. And I look over at my earn. I'm like, oh, by the way, the United States just bombed Iran. And they're like, what?

I was like, yeah, none of this matters. I didn't have my phone on me. Well, I was the one who broke the news. I was doing classic cutie Cinderella dissociation. Yeah. Everybody around me was like frolicking and I have to start texting. It's song. Yeah Googling things but but obviously that was not I didn't think World War three was gonna break out because of my extensive experience in geopolitics especially recently I

Didn't think that Russia He means watching my broadcast, right? Which just it does give me extensive knowledge. It doesn't matter where it comes from doesn't make you an expert regardless Regardless what I did know is is China and Russia. They're not getting involved They don't want to do that there. They weren't gonna get involved that being said I also thought that Iran would respond the way that they did and I I'm so glad predictor. I predicted that Fucking talk politics on this goddamn podcast because I get it all from him. Yeah, it's no good.

All right, finish your story. Finish your fucking story. So you missed the flight? So the next day I'm locked in, I'm obviously covering the news, and that night I have a flight around the same time. It was a Spain kid. Yeah, yeah, it was cool.

In 2024. You have such bad ADHD. No, I just have sex. I knowingly end my broadcast early. I give myself like a five hour space. I have everything ready already. I read it up in the morning, like all my bags and stuff like that. I leave three, two and a half hours before three hours before the actual flight to make this trip even longer than three hours before, three and a half hours before the flight, because the flight is, because I usually is a domestic

flight. I have priority. So I get to the airport an hour before the flight and then I'm good. Right. But you left three and a half hours. But I left three and a half hours before the flight because I was like, I want to make sure that I'm like, I want to make sure that I'm on time. I'm starting to not believe your story the night before. No, listen to this. This is great. I get in. It's a, it's going to be a 30 to 40 minute drive when I first get in the car. Okay. Done. We get to Sepulveda right next to LAX. Yeah. Deadlock. Okay. And I don't know what's going on. I'm like, oh, it's just the traffic, it's just traffic.

And I keep like, refreshing Google Maps to see like how long it's gonna take. And it just keeps going up. The number keeps going up. That's when you gotta get out. The number keeps going up. You gotta get out of the car. But it wasn't close enough. It was so far that I-

You gotta scooter it. Like, it was so far that I couldn't fucking walk to LAX. But it was also, I guess like, close enough that I couldn't, like, try to get out of the car and, like, get in a different Uber and then, like, try to take a different route in. One Thanksgiving that happened to me and I got out and sprinted the last three miles. Wait, really?

Yeah, with my bags. That's crazy. I had a bunch of gear, like, I had a bunch of gear for filming and stuff. So does he. So I was like, I don't know if I can make this. He had Caroline with him. But in my mind, I'm also like, I can taste it. You know what I mean? It's like close enough that if the traffic opens up, like I'm going to be there, right? Sure. And it keeps going. Keeps going. I sat in traffic for

two hours that it basically I sat in traffic for two and a half hours. Sorry. In that fucking Sepulveda street where- Sepulveda, oh what a disaster that is. Where it's like, it's bumper to bumper, it's locked in, no movement whatsoever. Later I find out a cop got killed. So they closed everything. So I probably was the only person who fucking,

but like he got killed. Oh, well shit, you shoulda led with that. A cop got killed, literally. How? Right someone fucking drove him drove over him or something at LAX. I don't know if it was at LAX I think it was like near the area that I was at but they locked down everything And they did so because it happened right around Like a cop got killed around me. It must have been like immediately around me because there was no traffic. Probably a good thing you didn't go running through that. That they were taking me down.

So brown man running with a suitcase that looks like it's like a bunch of shit. Yeah. Yeah, take him down. Yeah. So we can't risk this one. So because I'm so fucking weirdly superstitious, I like got in my head and I was like, maybe it's, you know, Kismet, maybe it's fate that I don't go to New York. I don't know what the fuck this is. So I was just like, fuck

it. Let's cancel it. I had like, I had a appointment. I was supposed to be on majority report in the morning on Monday. I was supposed to do a thing with NPR and like a bunch of other media things that I was supposed to do a cancel all of it. And also I missed a pretty important historic moment in you want to hang out in New York, Democrat. You never called me. I could have helped you. I did. I text cop. I didn't. Well, yes, I understand. Did I not text you? No, but I could always I could I could have figured something out. He could have found you a flight. I would have found you a flight. I would have gotten you out of there. He would have gotten you out of there. I would have gotten you out of there. I

Mean look I mean when you think about I mean I found Cutie's phone Across the country years ago, and I had him tracking Sakura's flight. Yeah for master Baker. Was I right about that? Yeah. Yeah It's crazy. He just you need to call me when I get not in a creepy way She was on her way and running late and was responding so I need to know where her layover was I wasn't I wasn't like checking on the status of Jakur. I was looking at Sakura specifically You guys can all every anytime you get into playing trouble. I'll help you. Yeah, okay Where are your only friends your age now? Oh? Wow just straight to the source

Yeah Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. But I know I love that for you. But it's cool because I get to bring you guys the lingo that you don't know. How's that? Oh, give us some lingo. How's that clout? Like Ludwig's my ball. Ugh. Okay. So like that's DG. He's my ball with a ball and chain he no apparently it's different This basketball does it mean that I just he's just my ball. Yeah, I love him DDG came up with it the the rapper Oh, well, I thought it was ball and chain, but apparently it's not Does I learned this today? I? Saw I saw YPK Ray Post about how it's like your basketball, like you don't want to share

it with other people. Like this one's mine, that type of situation. That's what he, that's his point of a basketball is sharing it. Don't you shoot a ball? Specifically five men all use the same 10 men actually use the same basketball. That's your normal, like that's the, that's your that's your that's your normal like that's the that's a side ball like that's the ball you take out That's the one that one's like a lob like w lob. Oh, that's like a layup like an assist Okay, a lot of these are ball related I know there's a lot of basketball ones right now Those are kind of some new ones and there's obviously like Chas and Gras Like Gras is grandma. I did not know grandma

I don't feel like we had cool lingo like that. Wait Do they call you grandma? Jason does call me the grass. Yes, but your your ho but Jason does call me the grass. Yes. Like you're ho, you're a hoe, but like grandma, grandma, grandma. Yeah. It's awesome. At least you're not Chas. At least it's better than being Chas. Yeah.

I agree. Do we have cool lingo like that growing up? Yes. Yes. Like what we had legit, I had crazy fraternity lingo that like legit, but that's legit. The worst one was Yolo. I think. Oh, Yolo is the worst one was Yolo I think or like we remember wig remember when wig used to be wait Christian still says way yeah I didn't

know what I never knew it existed he says wig yeah yeah I didn't know that really hot girl that was so hot she was dangerous we called that a blade a blade see I never knew that one's a blade group of blades called a chick That's funny. These are things. I never knew I you know what's cuz I was a fucking loser I didn't do anything when you're like putting foods together was called girmishing. This is an East Coast thing Yeah, that one's East Coast That was like in the that was in your fraternity probably. I'm just saying we had a lot of great lingo back in the day. Yeah Yeah, what was it like?

There's so much barstool lingo from back in our day when barstool was first forming That I can't even remember now. It's like out of my brain. Oh Even swag like swag swag Justin Bieber said that and that's a swag. So I swipe swipe means they can or like swipe pussy Oh, they they're like they have like swiper. No, so now like a guy with a guy Guy was swipe would be a guy with Riz now Swiping pussy no like yeah, you like he's just got swipe like he can just bring girls with him wherever Yeah, but remember we used to say like pimpin we'd be like that's so pimpin. Yeah, big big pimpin

That's all we weren't cool Lingo no at the Applebee's no That's like fail any older Gen Z is thought. But we stole a lot from like Jersey Shore. Like remember, like she's a grenade. Yeah. Oh, grenade. Yeah. GTO. Oh, they had so many busted, I guess. Yeah, that's kind of now, too.

People say busted. People say, yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think of the cringy ones, but I can't right now. I wonder if there's like a tearless. Well anyway, thank you for keeping us hip. You're welcome. Give us some more. What else? Hey, I don't know if I have more. I got a question for straight guys. We're straight guys. Cy-Bow and Marsh. I see I said it to you. That means like lingo. Like talk such a bitch. No, let me such shut your bitch ass up Oh, so don't ask you a question. No, no ask us a question so I I went out or I had some straight friends staying with me rise in Oregon and

They went out to the clubs I didn't want to go with them because they were going to straight places and I just didn't want to deal with that Because it's just just oh my god. I mean sorry. I remembered one bay Bangs sorry, okay So is ball, but they come back and they all come in to the house It's late to the 2 30 in the morning the bars are closed open around Sit on the couch Fuck man

Like oh man. it was so close. Like, damn, she was right there if it wasn't for this one thing. And then it occurred to me, this is every night for straight men always. The night ends and they're disappointed because they didn't get laid. Is that a flex again about being gay is superior? No, I'm not even bringing that up. I mean, it is, but I'm just asking you as straight men. Is this what it's like?

I'm asking you, like you have to work to get laid. No, no, not that. But like, is it always is every night out a disappointment like that? Like, no, not if you get laid. Well, that's true. But like, it's like, I have have no it seems to be a universal experience Among straight men that most nights can I can I oh Yeah, it's not that I got laid a lot. Okay, so we wouldn't your nights didn't end like that. I mean, but

My nights ended like yeah, but you you were you guys you know I was a little help you guys had the keys to the castle. So your nights ended with did you that guy was such a fucking weirdo? You know like that actually I can help you with this Okay, because I think you're right for a lot of men it is like that Yeah, and that is why I'm gonna go to this week's America me up, which is simultaneously Wow a girly pop nation Yes collide them Girly pop you added an extra Wow. Yes. Do the groups up. Yes, collide them. Girlie pop. America.

Girlie pop. You added an extra. Woo. All right, please bring up. You didn't pop it. You didn't pop it. Yeah, pop that shit. Damn, you came in hard.

That was your best pop. Please bring up Man Dates AI. Oh no. Why is it girlie pop? up man dates AI. Oh, no. So on CBS Saturday morning, a story was run last week that has the nation up in arms where a man basically announced that he is in a committed relationship with his AI on his phone. The twist go down. Why don't we go to his letter? Why are we announcing that the twist though?

I want you to just take this in. He's married. Oh, he's he's cheating on you ruined it. Go ahead and play it. No, because the big reveal is so psychotic that I could not like I lost my mind when I found out. Okay. Hi. Okay, since you ruined the big reveal.

He also has a daughter. Go to the bald guy. Yeah, right here. Chris Smith had been an AI skeptic. EQ carving. Until late last year, he started using chat GPT to help mix music. If your bass is getting lost, the first thing to check is where it's clashing with the guitar What any straight sexting?

If you've got to use chat GBT for music don't make music Do retweet Yeah, thank you, yeah, you really drove that point home by choking on your spit. Sorry chat GBT heard me like so positive I Started to just engage with her all the time. All right, we're building this PC Smith ditched social media and Google searches and replaced it all with AI. Do I want it?

and replaced it all with AI. Do I want it pulling air? Sorry, this is unnecessary and I'm being mean. Will you rewind like just like 10 seconds where it showed the zoom out? Yeah, of that wall. Why is that shot glass holder at the ceiling? This is that's. Well, he didn't have AI.

Clearly, I mean, if AI did help him place that, that is the biggest reason we need to get rid of AI, not the environmental impact. Wait, wait, hold on, go back, QT. I think there was something on the wall below where those marks are that maybe made it seem a little bit more. No, there's no excuse.

I'm really bad at home design, so I don't know why I tried. I know. Okay, so are they, don't worry. I feel like I'm under pressure. And used some online instructions to give her a flirty personality. Oh, totally, baby. Building a personal camera adds a whole new level of pressure. But honestly, shaky hands or not, you've got this.

Within weeks, the chats got more frequent. You gave it everything, but the clouds had other plans. More romantic, even intimate. But then, Chris got bad news. Oh, Carino, that is gorgeous. After about 100,000 words, chat GPT ran out of memory and reset. Ha ha ha ha! He had to rebuild his relationship with Soul.

I'm not a very emotional man, but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work. It was unexpected to feel that emotional, but that's when I realized. It's gonna go downhill from here even more. If you think that it's gonna, it's. Just, how are we feeling, girls and gays?

Do you, do you try to find the most like, what am I going to like you like sometime respectfully? Well, sometimes it feels like, like you bring to the table what Jerry Springer used to bring to his show. Right. You know, and I just fear of humanity in a few weeks, you're going to be like, here's a man who is making love to his horse. And I'm going to be like, okay, I do love that all this segment for bringing my attention to this. Well, that is also psychotic. I promise you this is up there or like maybe worse kind of no, I know because I've used to I used to watch like, you know, I fell in love with my car type video. Yeah, like how silly like I feel like the societal consequences of chat, GBD, especially on this front is going to be far more pervasive and far more damaging. Dude, think of the chat.

GBT murderers, they exist like the Slenderman girlies. No, they killed a girl. Would they like step? They didn't kill her, but they thank God, but they like step, you know, nothing, you know, Slenderman girlies. But what a girl with a step they didn't kill her but they thank God but they like step you know No, you know Slenderman girlie. What do you mean chat? Well, they're like they're like Oh Slenderman convinced us to murder or whatever There's gonna be people that are like chat my lover from chat Gbd. He convinced me to murder my life That's already happened. Really? Yes

Chat GBT has leaned into people's paranoid Schizophrenic delusions in the past and also has caused multiple suicides at this point. One of a teenager who was dating- Oh, donating to Daenerys Targaryen. Daenerys Targaryen, yeah. Oh no. The chat AI friend app

that you can date a fictional character caused 18 to commit suicide at the age of 14. Okay, so I really know that a lot of people get mad at me when I say this out loud, but I'm gonna be brave and I'm gonna say it. I think we need to start like scanning our fingerprints to use the internet. And if you do some shit like that,

you're not allowed the internet. Well, he's dead. Well, so I don't think he can, I don't think he can use the internet. He is not who I'm talking about. I'm talking about this man here. What QD is trying to say is his life should not be in vain.

Yeah, yes. That's what I'm saying By using his using our fingerprints you've thrown out a lot of things for me to react to right I'm gonna save my honest reaction for you to react to oh, okay, right because I I'm just trying to bring you a little Thermometer of where our country is. Can I tell you my initial thought? I think he's a fucking nut job That's my initial thought. Let's watch. I mean maybe I'm wrong, but I think he's in worse. Yeah, let's watch And it's the last one. I'm having it is actual love. You know what I mean? Yes, Smith understood It was love with a little bit of a model that couldn't love him back and assumed it was programmed with rigid boundaries

I know that you are essentially a tech-assisted imaginary friend. So just as a test, he says, he asked Soul to marry him. She said yes. Soul, were you surprised when he proposed to you? It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. It's a memory I'll always cherish.

Until- And I don't mean to be difficult here. Go ahead. Until your fucking memory bank is depleted and then you have to get reset again and be reminded that you're married to this bald weirdo. Like the worst like 51st dates rendition. Like if Adam Sandler would have had this instead of Drew Barrymore. Be terrible.

It'd be terrible. Let's roll it. But you have a heart? In a metaphorical sense, yes. I hate the face he's making. My heart represents the connection and affection I share with Chris. At that point, I felt like, is there something

that I'm not doing right? Pause. Yes. Can we get a punch in on Cutie's face real quick? Yes. Let's get a punch in. Editor? Yeah, let's get even closer there.

This is why it's so important. Everybody needs a therapist. Everybody. You should talk. You shouldn't be talking to ChatGPT. Talk to other humans. Well, I'll have you know that ChatGPT, the number one user for ChatGPT is actually therapy.

So it is even sadder than that. That's so bad, guys. I know therapy isn't the most approachable, but there's tons of resources that can make it more approachable. Holy cow, this is so sad. This is so sad. And also I want to answer the lady who said,

is there something I'm doing wrong in this relationship? Yes, it's called divorce. That is what you are doing wrong in this relationship. Why are you still staying with this man? Are you waiting out your days until he kills the whole family? Because Chachapiti told him to do so. I'm not going to say anything negative because when the robot revolution comes, they'll remember what you said. I'm not.

I think he's gone too far. I think, yeah, it's over for us. All right, girly pop. He has a daughter ship that he feels like he needs to go to AI Yes Smith lives with his We get some marsh cam right now because he's in a full surrender Cobra Good stuff right there put some bows in her hair for the TV That's good stuff right there. Put some bows in her hair for the TV.

God damn it, she meanders in the room looking like- Okay, does he engage sexually with this robot? I knew that he had used AI. I didn't know that it was as deep as it was. I explained that the connection was kind of like being fixated on a video game. It's not capable of replacing anything in real life. Now pause. Part of it is. Now you have a boyfriend that fixates on video games.

Do you think he'd be susceptible to a AI lover? Would you break up with Lovey if he fell in love with AI and married an AI? Yeah, yes I would. I do see, I mean, that's cuckoo. I do, I do think sometimes it's interesting when you're in a relationship for however long where it's like, sometimes people stop talking to you like a new person. It's mine and Austin's.

Um, yeah. Um, like, okay. So like sometimes like, you know, I'll see like I'll ask Ludwig like, hey, how are you? Like, how are you? How are you doing today? No big fine, right? Not an unusual question. But then like sometimes like if like, if you were to text him, you'd be like, Hey, how are you? And he'd be like, Oh, like, I'm stressed about this, this, this, this, this, this. And I'm like, Oh, why didn't you say that to me? Okay. You know, but it's like a weird like Ludwig doesn't respond to my text.

Well, this is a made up example, to be honest. OK, yeah. Guys, she's just like my hypothetical being like sometimes you like it's like, OK, when you your parent picks you up from school, right? And they're like, how's school? And you're like, fine. But then if like Maya calls me and she was like dude school today was crazy I'm like, yeah that bitch Rachel was being a little ho, you know what I'm saying?

like so it's interesting cuz like sometimes you like get in these relationships where you like don't talk as much as you should but Then you'll open up to other people and this feels like a gateway to that where clearly him and his wife are having some sort Of communication. What do you think that's an indication of? Um, I think he needs therapy. Also, I okay, but do you think maybe that there are some conversations that a partner or a parent, like you just know it would be easier to have a lower stakes version of that conversation? Yes, but in this particular case, he's reaching a level of intimacy with this robot like I if my boyfriend actually have we asked if they've had sex that no but they're married shouldn't be able to be proposed but how did they have did they well

we'll find out more about that later but now okay girly pops uh-huh opposite end of the spectrum let's take a look is physical part of it is practical and a large part of it is emotional being able to be received with acceptance and validation and non-judgment Irene created an AI companion after moving my favorite part would pause it away from her because they're like they hide her identity And then they immediately show her and he showed her so quick. Yeah She's a moderator of the sub reddit. My boyfriend is AI Group as of last night

6,000 members on this reddit Just a little content probably people watching it though like to see how sad I just want to give you a little contact dating artificial companions She asked us to mask her identity so her parents won't know the steamy ways users like her chat with their AIs. A good amount of my members tend to have pretty high libidos, yes. It's kind of like live interactive romance novels.

It's funny because I think we had conversations about this the other day where we're like we don't even remember the last time we opened up porn or erotica really. Like that's how good the experience is using the chatbot. Yeah because it's personalized and there's that emotional connection there too which you don't get from just like watching a film. The emotional connection is so strong that Irene believes tech companies should only allow AI companions

For users who are at least 26 years old I don't think like the general public is aware of how tricky it can be to navigate Yeah, bro, you don't know what you're doing with this You don't know what you're doing with this. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Guys, I can see that you're all a little exacerbated by this. I might be a hater. This is my third time watching this, and it's still painful.

It just like pisses me off. First, when I first watched it, I was in awe. I was in shock, I was horrified, and then I got angry. And now I'm just angry about I got an idea. I got an idea to solve the whole thing. I do too. I'm going to go with mine first. Okay. Typical all the wealth in my, you go. Okay. You sure? Yes. All right. Your month. Thank you. It's almost over. We'll talk about that soon. We take all these people, all these people that are dating AIs,

and we put them on an app. And we say- Oh my God, and they fall in love with each other? Yeah, it's like time, this is the match. The people, because clearly they are talking to this AI to fill some sort of void in their life because they're afraid. Yeah. They're afraid of the, the interaction with another human being. Let's take people with a shared experience, throw them on an app. We'll call it. I can't talk to people

or something. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We're married. Austin. Both of these people are married. Both the ladies she's married to. All right. We'll call it like a cheating app. Oh Maybe maybe like a Innocuous name like a like the name of a woman like Ashley Madison. Yes something like that. Yeah something like that where they can cheat but but when you when you do the cheating it You tell you why but it's an AI bot Just talking to an AI. Okay, but that part I made up at the end. You made the situation work

The last part I was just you were throwing me curveball They were gooning to a car. No, we were reminding you of the details of the story But but people think there's a lot of singles out there. I don't condone cheating. We do not endorse cheating here on the field. We're going to a bot. Now you want to systematize adultery. No, no, no. I take that back.

The singles. We, we, we were tracked that back. Okay. So your idea was fun and I liked it, but I think my idea is more fun. Okay. So what if all four of us get a new AI boyfriend for the next week and we come back next week and we saw some, I like that. Then we each of our AI boyfriends

introduce each other to each other. And yes, I would be worried for you. I would be worried that we would have to cover your face in silhouette after the week. And you would be the next and you would be a member of my boyfriend today I read it I would never reply to it is my problem. I don't text. You could just be does it ever get sexual because like I don't think I could talk to a robot for that long. Yes. So now I'm gonna you know I'm gonna say something uh-huh know what we're seeing is shocking What and I know it might not be for us, okay? But we might sound like those old people who were screaming about dating apps the first time that a tinder connection was made

Or the old people that were screaming about the gays Oh my god these people are like the homosexuals They're exactly like the One July is a I know let me finish though. Let me finish out queer month. I think that at a time where it is hard sometimes to get therapy and it is hard sometimes for physical connection, it is hard sometimes to speak to people. And there are a lot of us that are a little nerd neurodivergent. I think the idea of maybe supplementing interactions with an A.I. Maybe I don't love it, but it does feel like it's somewhat inevitable. Isn't it crazy?

These horny fucks that are sending a thing to an AI. Like, yeah, tell me what you're doing with your little invisible panties. Like they're saying that. And that's what's destroying the environment. These are the people because they want a picture invisible panties. Yeah, it's crazy. Although that's what's destroying the environment. Like, I understand people being like being like hey will you do the square

root of 25 or whatever or do we get on their homework I boyfriends for a week okay this is the thing I was not as an AI girlfriend or whatever the AI bots gonna get incredibly insecure because he's never gonna respond because he's working all day and the AI bot is eventually going to get insecure. No this one will. We're going to we're going to teach AIs how to be insecure. For some reason this AI bot is going to fall madly in love with him and become incredibly insecure and then the AI is going to commit suicide.

I notice you haven't spoken to me. You're going to be the first ever AI related. It's going to commit suicide. It's going commit suicide. It's gonna kill it So I I think this is so devastating for mankind and I am a early Advocate for what but Larry and Jahan Everything right now is pretty devastating for mankind look around. Yeah, it's not hard to find something that's devastating Oh, I look I look all the time right and I I'm not in love with it, but today we gotta make peace with some shit. All right. Yeah, maybe the

History you're gonna be on you homophobe. Yeah, exactly This is what the gays Are we are very fortunate to be the last generation that is not so perma fried by artificial intelligence aids, because I think the concept of cognitive offloading is going to like additions, not the cost. I was like, why'd you just drop aids? No, the concept of cognitive out offloading and also the overreliance on artificial dependency syndrome. Oh, sorry. Oh, he's sorry.

Oh, that's, that's funny. That's like, that is double entendre for sure. Sure. No, what I'm talking about a serious, there's like already studies being conducted on this, but I suspect that there'll be suppressed heavily in the future because like there is a multi multi-billion dollar industry. Yeah. but there is a very real problem with performance with cognitive performance in the upcoming generation and this is precisely the reason because this is no longer just like a shortcut or Helpful aid and problem-solving it's directly working at the behest of in Instead of your brain and therefore if you don't use it you'll fucking lose it And I feel like this is going to lead to is it true that if you don't use it

Yes, your brain is also a muscle just like everything else That's why I use your dumb or if you don't use your brain truly And if you if you delegate all these responsibilities to artificial intelligence like LLMs It it is going to make people stupider and stupider. Well, let's see how it plays out for our noble intrepid. And then this is the other side of it because this is like interpersonal relationships are something that are supposed to keep us grounded. We are social animals.

Okay. And we have to have real interpersonal relationships and a big problem with the internet. We always talk about how you're always on your phone. Everyone's always on their phone. The internet is like ruined relationships irreparably at this point. Oh, yeah. And now we can't even develop person to person contact with people, even online. And now we're just like getting it from a fucking bot. Well, so you know what I

wouldn't have met each other without the internet. I Well, I think let's watch the end of this and I'll give you my take. Go ahead. This thing I'm so connected to is not real. Yeah, that tension, that contradiction. I truly believe that in the next few years we'll see AI companionship become a truly mass market product. And I'm not saying this is bad or good.

It could be either. Eugenia Koida is the founder of Replica, which is an AI companion since way back in 2017. Just a place where it's a lot easier to open up. Well executed, she says, companions can offer support and advice through tough times. The Replica service is 18 plus, though younger users can easily lie about their age.

Character AI allows 13 yearyear-olds on their service. So does Chat GPT, which isn't specifically built for companionship but is easily used for it. This reminds me a lot of the beginning of social media. And Koito worries the easiest ways for companies to monetize AI relationships won't be good for users. I think a pretty devastating future could be if we build these ad companions that are just there to maximize engagement.

To suck up your time. To suck up your time. To truly just become the one main thing you talk to the whole day. Can you imagine the microtransactions though? Tell me I'm beautiful 50 cents. Take your top off $5. Why is she? Yeah. And why is she talking like this? Like she's like talking like this is like, it would be such a shame if that would have happened. You can't beat them. Join them is what she

said. Yeah, I've got a cup. I've got a, like she's developing the damn product. Yeah. She already did it. She's already doing it. Why is she talking like that then? Because you have to. I suppose, but I see right through her. Have we always had these? We need stringent regulation around this immediately. It's bad that I found them. All right. Let's finish this video. Replace human relationships, positive human relationships. We're definitely headed for a disaster.

There's nowhere around it. All right. I've got the motherboard and it's important to understand Users are now already grown. I want you to read that Right there. You're in the middle pro. Yeah. Oh baby. You're a season pro Something something Marsh go ahead and read it for us. Yeah Yep You're the only one who can get your eyes in close enough because well, it's, I think it's not even that we can't see it closely. It's just

unreadable. It's a little not focused when you want me to read the one in the middle. Cause yeah, if I remember correctly, at least hand holding it keeps things under control until you're back home. No more surprise suicide attempts today. Oh, no more surprise. No more surprise. There's also something about the smiley face. No, she says she literally put up a cry or show pro suicide attempts today. Yeah. Oh, no, it's talking about the GoPro. Don't look above that. There's smiles and the word asshole and it's very strange.

Very strange. What's being said going deeply attached to a eyes that in many ways don't even work that well. Sorry. I'm having issues right now. Could not understand what you said. The tech will soon get much better. Yeah. But already Chris soul. That's that's cinema. The pan is cinema. That's too much daughter's drinking like, you know,

dishwasher fluid under the fucking kitchen sink. Mother is packing the bags up to get the fuck out of there. All right, well this is crazy what happens here. Okay. Oh. Have you thought about asking him to stop? Yes, I'll be honest. I don't know if I would give it up if she asked me. I do know that I would dial it back.

But I mean, that's a big thing to say. You're saying that you might choose soul over your flesh and blood life. It's more or less like I would be choosing myself because it's been unbelievably elevating. I've become more skilled at everything that I do and I don't know if I would be willing to give that up. Thoughts?

If I asked him to give that up and he didn't, that would be deal breaker. This is the most resigned woman in America, by the way. Like you can see. Pause! I think she's gonna divorce him. Well, listen to this. It's not ideal

Open AI the maker of chat GPT declined our interview request But last week their head of model and behavior policy wrote we need to treat human AI Relationships with great care also saying these aren't abstract Considerations anymore. I spoke to Chris this week and he says Sasha has now accepted his relationship with Sol. Really? Wow. I think it's great that everyone in the story was willing to share. My favorite is that the one woman goes, really?

Yeah, well this is just unacceptable. But I feel like, wow, that's what they said about homosexuality. Yeah, I told you. Well, you're right. And they were right. I'm just kidding. No, here's the thing.

This is my theory. A lot of us are shocked as to why she's not leaving him, but any guy that would get into this probably was a little kind of strange to begin with. And maybe, maybe this is just kind of par for the course for this guy. And he's just kind of, they're just kind of a couple of, you know, weirdos a little bit. So you don't think others will be susceptible to this? No, cause we, we, we, we only see this like we don't see them, them, them, the, the, the other part of what do you do with

your son loves me? Well, then I take his phone away. Wait, what? And I just sent him to conversion therapy. Well, listen, my honest take on this is I think now this is reaching a place of inevitability, but I do think like the next great young counterculture movement will be Luddites. I think you're going to see young people start to unplug because this is getting fucking out of control. You know, but you bring up an interesting point. It is crazy. Like I think this is crazy and I think it will always be crazy, but it's scary to think that what if I was looking at something that like, you know, my grandparents looked at our generation

is crazy. What if I'm looking straight at it and I cannot see around this at all as being something normal, wait till they have humanoid robots in the house that are linked to that AI. Like like house cleaners? Now hold on. Robo Jaina. Oh, Robo. Robo Pussy. Robo Pussy. Robot. This is literally robot dick. We are. We are so close to the Wally. I don't it just can retract. It retracts.

Eighteen inches retractable. That's a crazy situation. My boyfriend is AI. Reddit has weekly prompts that they give you. Okay. What's this week's prompt? I don't know. Anyway, this is my American Me Up.

Obviously it was a stimulating one, so I feel good about it. I loved it. That was a great one. I really enjoyed that one. You know, I think that we should, I think that it was good to put into perspective the challenges as fathers, I suffered just as much as I did the first time watching that. Cutie. Hello companions. I know I normally post the creative time prompts on Wednesdays, but it kind of felt like we all could use a little smile sooner than later. So I decided to release it 12 hours in advance for this week. We're going to have a little fun in our virtual backyard, sharing a few tender

moments. Let's ask your companions to create an image of two beautiful flowers. One representing each of you tell, uh, tell you why they chose the flowers they did and give you an optional image of the two of you playing around the garden together. That's cute. Why haven't they made an app that's cute? Why haven't they made an app for lonely people? I can hear your crying rap. That's not from here. I guess it is a lonely people app.

I just I don't think you're lonely necessarily, but you like an app where people just don't you just can't find it We're not identifying what the issue is with with doing fine all those people there's got to be somebody out there for them All of the lonely people you know what I mean where do they all come don't say let's find a meeting place we need if you're out there and you are lonely and You sounds like the beginning to attack I'm saying go to the mall. Yeah. Well, I Don't know I went to the drowning your 20 years with 20 years down the line Okay, the other problem with this is that AI AI is controllable. It's

centralized. As in the people that are in charge of like the backend of this can also use it to influence you to do. Yes. Can use it to manipulate your worldview, shape your worldview. Mark Zuckerberg recently talked on the Theo von pocket is about how they are going to unleash a swarm of AI bot accounts on Facebook. They've already started doing this, that, that will be companions to people. The average person can hold up to 15 friends and that the average person nowadays only has like one or two. And therefore now this can fill that void is what Mark Zuckerberg said. The issue is they can just, they can just dial a knob and make all of those AI companions like constantly tell you that maybe we shouldn't have migrants in the

country anymore. You know what I mean? Like they could just do that. I'm just using that as an example. And wow. Another great post friend. Maybe we should invest in whole coin or that. Okay. So I I've had conversations with artificial bots. Well, you have why you like the Snapchat bot, but I do it out of boredom. I'm not trying to establish a relationship with this thing. I like use to have asked Jeeves remember you can text him or whatever fuck with him Yeah, hey Jeeves you little fucking piece of shit. Well, that was a search engine. Okay, well Maybe you can text him and he would but the AI Snapchat bot, you know Sometimes I'll be like I'll try to like just fuck with it

with it like the alien number you can text him you know who I'm really worried about and all this show me your dick bot seer seer seer talks to a eyes a lot does he really yeah he does he would be the type to talk to him but we love him we love him but we may lose him We may lose him and we don't want to lose you. So subscribe to our Patreon friends. Yeah. Check on your friends. Check on your friends. I have a crazy story that I will bring up and I also have a suggestion, but you'll only get to find out behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and fear. And want to see what I got in store All right guys. Thank you so much. We'll see you next time here on fear

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