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Episode Date: April 1, 2025

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Nikki FX is dying for sex streaming April 4th only on Disney plus sign up now at Disney plus.com. I'm trying to not be offensive. Yeah, you're definitely not stepping. No. Hey, why are you letting me drown like this? Help me. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the fear and podcasts where the men are reclaiming their position in the world. It's the end of women's month. That's right. No more women. We did too much over. We did too much. We had Phineas on and I realized like there is a better way out there. Yeah. Like no more women. That's right. You know, Austin, I don't know if you saw this, but Hassan and I saw it. We have to open up a beef with wine about it. Oh, what's going on? They not only talked shit about the episode with Phineas. They did so having not watched the episode. Which was way, what? Yeah. They have like a, they have

like a 10 minute bit on their podcast. Yes. Going over and speculating about a podcast episode they hadn't watched yet. Yes. And I wasn't going to say anything. However, cutie Cinderella crossed the line. What'd she say? She said Farley needs braces. Oh. Ha ha ha. That is, that's the, that's what,

that's like part of his identity. Yeah. Like I feel like he would, when he does his like gay little park stuff, like if he didn't have, if he didn't have the underbite, like they wouldn't even recognize him. Also just for the record, I asked the dentist when he was a puppy

if he should have corrective surgery and he said it would be extremely painful and uncomfortable for him. I was gonna say he doesn't need braces, he would need to, they need to break his jaw. I'm just saying like the surgery, I'm not saying you need to. This guy.

I'm not saying that we want to break his job, but Dr. Mengele for dogs over. No, no, but that's what you do. You would have to do your twinks. No, I don't break. Well, elective surgery. Wait, I'm stuck here because you're saying what you're saying is like if I'd say no, are you trying to say I have a big penis?

Because that's what no, think about that. Wait, wait, what are you? Where did that come from? I need you to do the math. Show your work on that. Wait. Wait. What are you? Where did that come from? I need you to do the math. Show your work on that. Okay, let me show you the work. How the fuck did you get there?

You said, do I break the jaws of the men that I sleep with? And that would... By encouraging them to get elective surgery. Oh no, I thought... That's what we were talking about. Why did this become a penis thing? Why else would you talk about breaking? I just don't. I think the jump is a little bit more reasonable to go to blow jobs. I'm sorry.

You sat off in the chat. There was a time period where Austin used to be significantly hornier and then he started taking Propecia. And now the horny, the horny level had diminished until this very moment. Wait, I'm- This is old Austin. No, no, I'm just as, I haven't taken my Propecia in a few days. Oh, it's horned up on me.

Oh my God, take the Propecia, dog. No, no, no, get back on it. I'll be honest, I didn't notice any drop in my sex drive when I started taking it. You called your penis the jawbreaker just now. You really did. We're not even three minutes in. Yeah. The girth master. Yeah, I just have so much gir did. We're not even three minutes in.

The girth master. Yeah, I just have so much girth. Is that what you're saying? Because I do. I have girth. Anyway, we're probably going to whine about a clip and they're probably both snarking right now with the, look, they're talking about genuses. So we're not going to do that. But I just want to say, Maya, cutie, I was hurt. Yeah, I was hurt. I'm angry. I'm not even hurt. I'm angry. I expected you see it. Oh, yeah I watched the whole thing. I watched it on stream. It was very funny cuz like one They didn't even going through the topics and they were like Mr. Spud And they didn't even know

And they didn't even know that those were Phineas' topics! They were inadvertently dunking on Phineas being like, what a bunch of stupid topics they talked him about. Why didn't they pick apart his brilliant mind and his musical ability? And it's like, yeah, he was the one who wanted to talk about these topics. And also it was awesome. It was an amazing episode. And also everybody's picked apart his mind already. We want to...nobody's talked to him about potatoes. Yeah was an amazing episode. And also everybody's picked apart his mind already. Nobody's talked to him about potatoes. Yeah, the real stuff.

Yeah, the real stuff, the sustenance. Mr. Spud. That's right. You know what? I'm going to hit him up. I want to go to Spud Bros tomorrow. Yeah. Let's spud it. I'm ready.

Let's spud it down. Would you stay back for that? I'm going to be here anyway. You are? Why? I have to go to Vegas tomorrow, but I oh, yeah Yeah, I've got sponsors. Okay. I got things. I know that's why we're late right now. I've been working I know yeah this week freaking annoying which Yep, glad awards glad awards glad awards

I will and I went to the glad awards and had a spec hosted GLAAD stand for? Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. Wow! Yeah! Yeah! It took you months to finally get it. Promote inclusivity, LGBTQIA plus in representation in media. Yeah, also there was something that was being represented

on the red carpet and that was a whole bunch of petty. Oh yeah. So it seems like there was a recurring bit. Yeah. So there was a reoccurring bit where I thought it would be funny to ask queer people if they knew who Hassan piker was for the record. Yeah. I want to say I did not betray you

Brought it up. I would say why I saw I saw you were there for me. Thank you. Yeah, so I Asked these people I'd be like last question. Oh, no, I saw, you know who Hassan by I saw I watched I Watch and I you know what? Were you watching like? Yeah. No, I didn't watch it live They were sending me clips, but of course I watched your face of disappointment when some people did know who I was Which was crazy Stopped when one of the drag queens grabbed the mic and went a son piker if you're watching this I'm a huge fan and also Well, it turns out there's a lot of people in the queer community know who you are. Yeah. Which is why I couldn't take you to the event. Yeah, no, I I'm an enemy. So that's probably why they knew they knew that

I was like, you know, a big homophobe queer kind of guy. But I want to dial back for a second. Yeah, I was really overcome by how beautiful the glad awards were yeah Cynthia Rivo I Was I gotta say like Shaquille O'Neal I was unfamiliar with your game and she gave a lovely speech that almost brought me to tears And the whole event was so cool Did you meet Sydney's winner or not? She wasn't there. Oh No Did you meet Sydney Sweeney or not? She wasn't there. Oh no! That's crazy.

It was a phenomenal event. It was really cool. I had such a good time. It surpassed all of my expectations. We got to meet and interview so many influential queer people. Did you ask George Oceiva to come on the podcast? No. Ow!

What the hell are you doing? What am I supposed to do? I feel like it would have been very self-serving. What the hell are you doing? What was I supposed to do? Whatever, dude. I followed her on Instagram. She didn't follow me back.

You're gay, I'm gay. Podcast. What is this? What is this? Every time there is anything happening in the world, QT and everyone else is always telling me. You know what I just realized? What? Austin, are you the only member of Fear N There is any anything happening in the world cutie and everyone else is always telling me realize what Austin? Are you the only member of fear and not to book a guest? No, I booked pokey the other way that doesn't count

What are you talking about? No, no, no, you can't claim ownership of booking poke I have a guest that I'm gonna book for pride. What's your guest? You want to you want to know? I haven't asked them yet. So this is they're gonna find to find out about this, I think on the podcast choice of on no, not choice of on I they were mutuals on Instagram. I'm going to ask them. They're one of the triplets and you know, the triplets on tick-tock. One of them's gay. No, I think you've talked about them before. You don't know. I don't know. Come on a sign. You got to know. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't know anything. on, it's on. You gotta know. I don't. I don't know. I don't know anything. I feel like you don't know the name either. No, I do. Frantically looking. What's the name? No, I do know. Why are my followers out of

the awards moment? This is a real, this is no, this is glad awards again. Why am I following out of order? What the hell's going on? No, I do know their name. Can I tell while he's frantically looking for the name. Before the GLAAD awards, we're getting suited and booted. Yeah. And I'm looking over the spectacular. Thank you so much. You had the Gucci like red velvet cupcakes. And a representative from Gucci found me and was like and the toe Gucci will remember that. And I, it was fantastic. Thank you. It was very tasteful. But we were getting ready. Austin, you looked good. You looked great. You looked great. You looked fabulous.

Yeah. He's being cunty. Are you kidding me right now? What? I'm not being cunty. I was wearing a Dolce and Gabbana couture, Italian couture shirt with a blouse of some sort. I don't know what. A bow.

A bow. A bow. A bow. Austin. Okay. Austin. A bow. Blouse of some sort. I don't know what a well a bow Austin okay, Austin a bow Austin you also look you look thank you great So we're getting suited and booted and I'm going over the Facebook and I go to Austin. I'm like, hey I just want to let you know. There's a lot of names on here and a lot of people Oh, you know, I only know about like 50% of them. And Austin goes, well, I don't really know any of them. And I go, Austin, you're kidding. And he's like, no, I really don't.

I was like, well, you know, like the headliners, like little laws, she goes, I know little laws. Jojo Siwa, Cynthia Rivo. And he goes, who's that? And the two gays that were with- You know Cynthia? No, I didn't. The two gays that were with went, Austin. And he was like, I don't know. No, I knew Cynthia. Once we told

you, it just took a second. It's Frank Sinatra here. Come on. What about Frankie Valley? Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons. Famous gays. I don't know. Like for some reason, I just really struggled to know very like, common sense pop culture. You knew a lot of faces without the names. Yes. You're like, I am where you're like, I feel that way too though. I'm very bad at that. Also during one of the interviews, I had like a stroke.

I've never seen Austin do this. In the middle of the interview, I was like, He what? Yeah, like I was in, we were interviewing a guy and I was, Will asked him a question. I had a question. I was ready to ask the question. I'll be awesome, show you be the guy.

So I was like, who are you wearing tonight? Oh, I'm wearing Dolce and Gabbana. Great, great. I have a question. Okay. Will, help me out. And I was like, you have a question. Okay, we'll help me out. And I was like, you have a question. We'll help me out. And he goes, he goes, ask him anything. I don't even have a mic. I don't even have a mic. I grab his mic. I go, All right. So who are you most excited

to bump into tonight? And he's like, you're talking. Austin grabs my mic and goes, I remember it now. What are you working on? And the guy goes, I have some projects. It was so awkward because he was in the middle of answering this other question. And Austin, in an effort to save himself from stroking out, grabs the mic and ask a question. That's like one of our stock in the middle of

this response. And you could see his face be like, I'm working on some music. I don't know what happened. He panicked. Okay. So what happened is, is I had a question loaded and then I completely Blanked and then my brain instead of thinking of another question. I went to fuck I'm on the red carpet right now, and I forgot this question were live. I just didn't know what to say You've done way bigger. I know I just Blanked out and I was like, oh my God.

You know what I think? You know what it felt like? That's like bombing in front of the parents teacher conference for you. Like, what do you mean? You've done massive drought. You know what it felt like though? I understand why he bombed because Austin is kind of like

our panda bear raised in captivity, right? We've raised him in gay captivity and now we're reintroducing him to the gay wild. And it's like watching him on a night vision camel when he's like first like interacting with learning how to walk like a baby deer with the other gays. And they're like, oh, they're smelling him. There's there's not gay gay scent on this. It really because I'm a baby gay. Yes. and I still have a lot to learn about gay culture and I'm learning, but whenever I get into like gay spaces, it is abundantly clear that I'm not very well rehearsed

in gay culture. And so I get very nervous. Just like, for example, last night, I went out to drinks with some folks at the Abbey. Can I just pause for a second? Pause you for a second. It's because your only experience in gay spaces is like the Abbey. Can I just pause for a second? Pause you for a second? It's because your only experience in gay spaces is like the Abbey. Oh. Keep going. Well, where else, where

do you want to take me? I don't know. Let's go to some sex parties. No, what? No, it's not. That's not it. Like you don't, you need like, you need like, how like a gay wedding. Yeah This is like this is wild for me to say so again man This is why for me to say to a gay man, but like gay people are just people just wait you like it normal events We know with gay gay. I know I'm not just supposed to be like With gay gay I know I'm not just supposed to be like It's not about gay exclusive. I know I've had romantic dates with some telling our son how to be gay. Yeah, okay It's not no, I'm not Romantic a social events. Yes Yes, I like I need to go

More gay social event You end up at more gay social events move to Los Angeles. Yes, exactly. Yes. Okay. Well, I'm not going to your mind immediately went to a gay sex orgy. No, I mean, look, I think look, being gay is so much more about than sex. Right? Obviously I've had many, many of a romantic relationships with men, right? And it has not always to do with sex, okay? Yep. Right? Anyways, I am planning to move to Los Angeles. Hello?

I'm proud of you. Thank you so much. He's on his phone again. Thank you so much. This is why you end up at all these gay sex parties because one of your gay fathers is unplugged. He can't leave work at work. You bring it home and our son is begging for your attention. I'm sorry, I'm opening the door right now.

Oh, I think that's my coffee. No, it's my coffee. Oh, shit. Jesus Christ. Christ have mercy. Do we really need to order two fucking separate coffees? Yeah. Well, he didn't ask me for my coffee, so. Yeah. Well, he didn't ask me for my coffee. So yeah.

Anyway, that was the glad awards. And last thing I just want to say, some of the organizers of the glad awards and glad we spoke to them and they were so amazing and we are excited to go back. Yes, it was it was a privilege to not. I'm not excited because I wasn't invited. What the fuck is this? Can I be honest? What we should tell him now? But we I had a plus one. Yeah, what do you mean? You could have come you could have come wait Why didn't you invite me? He wanted to do the thing where he is asking if it people know

Are you mad at me no, would you gone? I'm thinking slurs right now. If you are. I'm inventing new homophobic slurs into my head. Can I be honest? You know why I didn't invite you? Thank you sir. I was afraid of rejection. Wait what?

No you weren't. Shut up. I don't think you would have said yes. I mean you won't even listen to his stories, you're on your phone. Yeah. I do listen to your stories. I had the open... No, no, I don't want What I was gonna say is I got interviewed by the Abbey last night on the on the street like they were doing like social

Oh, and the guys like you look familiar, and I was like oh Twink I know I don't know can I be honest? I've not made a twink related clip in months. Yeah. But you, you fought for that moniker. No, I didn't fight for it. You did. I don't want it anymore. Why don't you want it anymore? I didn't get a cold brew. I got a black coffee. I got a vanilla. What is that? What? What happened to our vanilla latte? Hold on just a second. Let me look at my Uber eats. Can I get one of the, can I get a straw? Hold on just a second. Let me look at my Uber Eats. Can I get one of the... Can I get a straw?

Wait, I got a bagel? Hold on. Hold on, wait where the fuck is our coffee? Will, do you want a cold brew? Wait, hold on. I ordered you a vanilla latte. Hold on, just give me a second. That's just iced coffee, it's yours now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Orders, past orders. Wait, I, wait, hold on. hold on, hold on. Orders, passed orders.

Wait, I, wait, hold on. It shows two, now I gotta get a refund. Oh my God. Are there any more copies there? Are you kidding me? Maybe it's outside the gate? Yeah, it's outside the gate. It's outside the gate, they took a photo of it. No, no, outside the gate, not the front door, the front gate.

Yeah. Sorry. So, I get interviewed by the Abbey, and immediately when this... I'm listening, I'm listening, but I'm doing something important. When this interview begins, it is abundantly clear that I do not know enough about queer culture to answer these questions so hit me with some of the questions are you a Espresso martini gay or a margarita gay? Okay, and so I said I could parse together what that is I think you're a third thing first of all what your fireball shot gay. Wait. What do you mean?

What do you think it meant? Okay? I think an espresso martini is like wake up, keep it together, chic. Yeah, it's more sophisticated art galleries. Margarita is like sloppy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So I figured that out after the fight. You know, I know. Yeah. Thank you. But I couldn't ask. Anyway, I flopped in the interview because I realized like, oh my God, like they're asking me very, very queer centric questions. Give us another one. Let's see if we can handle this. Who's your favorite? Well, they asked who's your favorite drag queen that you've seen perform at the Abbey? Willem Belli. But I haven't seen Willem Belli at the... That's my favorite drag queen, Willem Belli and Detox, but I couldn't say that because I haven't seen him perform at the Abbey.

Why does this lie? Well, I don't know. It's also a very gay trait to lie, just lie. Yeah, you're right. That's crazy. It is, it is. He's right. He's right. But anyway, I need to study up more.

And the GLAAD Awards is a good first step in the right direction. I was really proud of you. You did a really good job. No, and I met the entire cast at RuPaul's Drag Race. Yeah. I mean, it was great. So speaking of elevating Drag Race. Yeah. I mean, it was great. So. Speaking of elevating queer voices.

Sure. I've had quite the busy week and I think it's good to talk about it because it's not necessarily all political. I interviewed a bunch of people this week. Okay. But the conversation that I had yesterday was particularly interesting.

I interviewed Elon Musk's estranged daughter. But how that conversation started is also interesting. I interviewed Elon Musk's estranged daughter. But how that conversation started is also interesting. In the beginning of the week, the Assassin's Creed Shadows, the latest game from Ubisoft is out. All the gamers are very upset about it. We've talked about it a little bit. These guys are super sweaty.

Main character is black. They think it's unacceptable. And they've just been pummeling this right? And they've been going after people that have been doing ads for it, myself included. Ironically enough, they didn't go after Asmongold, who liked the game, and I believe he also might have done an ad for it as well, but they didn't go after him because he's their hero. But they came after me, this 60-year-old Blizzard employee by the name of grums former blizzard employee who's a bit of a scammer and

Kind of like trying to do a gamer gate 2.0. Look who's on his phone now all I'm telling listening though the difference so this entire this entire story starts with Grums who is a 60 year old former blizzard employee who's a bit of a scammer trying to do like he's basically an outrage merchant. He like yells about every video game being woke or gay or black or whatever. Right. And a lot of people take their notes from the 60 year old man and also blow up certain issues, issues within the gaming space.

He was he's been coming after a sasquatch shadows. I did an ad for them. I did a sponsorship with them. I did a sponsorship with them. Shouts out to Ubisoft for that one. He posted like, Oh, I guess Ubisoft is in support of terrorism now, something along those lines. And of course he's a huge fucking loser and who else is the biggest fucking loser on that platform? That's right. The owner of the platform, Elon Musk, Elon Musk has hated me since I interviewed Grimes, his baby mama, many, many years ago.

I've known about this for quite some time. I've talked about it a little bit. He has made subtle jabs in my direction in the past, but never directly. Gabe, do you mind pulling that up? You can pull it up off of my Twitter profile if you would like. Elon's gonna be watching this podcast.

Probably not this podcast, but he definitely watched. That's crazy. I mean, he definitely watches. We know he's a Twitch head. Yeah, if you go to my profile and scroll down a bunch, you'll be able to find the initial tweet. I have an electric Audi. I mean, I'm an EV guy as well. That'll really get him

Oh, yeah, I mean you're really going for the jugular there Austin. It's a screenshot. Yeah, I think that's the first one Or no, that's not the first one Go back to my profile a little bit further down. There it is Is that the one no one more we're gonna get to that in a second one more one more one more one more one more More it's like the the original up there it is. So So the conversation is you can tell Grums goes you can tell a lot about Ubisoft with how much money they're throwing at terrorist platforming strabers And this is a screenshot of me doing an ad to which Elon Musk responded with Hassan is a fraud.

Sellout would be more accurate. Objectively, he's promoting a terrible game just for the money. Elon probably doesn't know that I'm a huge weave and I've actually been enjoying Assassin's Creed shadows. But regardless, I took that screenshot and I said this bitch literally pays someone to power level his character in Path of Exile 2. What do you mean I'm a fraud? Elon, I challenge you to a duel in Eldering. I will cook your fat rolling ass. So for you don't know any of the terms that I

just mentioned here. Will is completely locked in. Elon Musk has a really bad build famously. He's a bad gamer. Gamers... Generously we'll call it off-meta. Yeah. Off-meta is not. It's too generous. He's very bad at video games, but because he's just like thin skin, narcissistic, like weirdo, he wants gamers to really love him and think that he's like this fantastic gamer. So he famously and was exposed by a Quinn 69 and a Crip, uh, path of exile is a very difficult game. He, he hired someone from, from, I don't know which Asian country he hired them from, but he was working in an Asian server, uh, to power level his character all the way to

the tippy top of the ladder where like he was top 10 ranked in, in the entire, on the entire planet, which of course drew a lot of speculation initially that like he was top 10 ranked in the entire on the entire planet, which of course drew a lot of speculation initially that like they're like, how the fuck did this guy do this? You'd have to play basically every single day every single moment since the game had come out. And when he actually live streamed himself playing with this character, everybody figured out, oh my God, this guy's a fraud. Like he made someone else. He paid someone else to play this character and power level. So that's what I was referencing. And I was also referencing the fact that he's a fraudulent gamer, but it didn't end there. Scroll up a little bit, go back and scroll up a little bit. So Elon

is at this point, not responding to me, but instead responding to Grumz. You go back to the, yeah, underneath the Grumz one. Yeah, I blocked you. So you pull that tweet up. Yeah, so Grumz then turns around and posts about how I had blocked, I had blocked Elon Musk. Right. And that was a moment of cowardice from their perspective. They wanted to win this battle as best to the best of their ability. We were getting ratioed pretty heavily here. And he called me a 60 year old man, by the way, wealthiest person on the planet said, hasana such a chicken shit R word that he blocked me crying emoji crying emoji laughing crying emoji which I responded with yeah I blocked you at Elon Musk

which I then unblocked when I first saw that tweet I literally thought that like anti piker or one of your Twitter people had like Photoshop and I had to do like a we my richest man on the planet, one of the most powerful individuals on the planet, and this is how he spends his days. Calling Twitch streamers chicken shit R words. 60 year old man by the way, 14 children.

So I said, yeah, I blocked you out Elon Musk because you bought this website and forced everyone to see your dumb ass tweets 7,000 times a day. Why do you think I'm afraid of you? Come on the stream if you're such a big man. After all of this happened, Ubisoft came in and death blow and delivered the finishing blow, the perfect assassination, if you will.

Right there. And see what you did. Yeah. Oh, is that what the guy paying? Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile to account told you? This is a biblical ratio. And you know, you know, Elon boosted his shit because initially his stuff had like 300 likes or something. And then when Assassin's Creed came in and daggered him.

Oh, okay. Like, I'm pretty sure this tweet sold more copies of Assassin's Creed than their entire advertising game. Yeah. Combined. And then, and then they also had another one for Grums as well. Grums was like, well, you guys are still like failing. And they were like, well, you know, our game is at least our game is out because Grums famously is, um, he had a Kickstarter. Yeah. Uh,ms famously is, he had a Kickstarter, yeah, he had a Kickstarter fiasco. He wanted to make a game, the game is not out,

and it's dog shit, and it's never gonna come out. That's why he's a big outrage murderer. That's an insane ratio too, holy shit. So Assassin's Creed basically assassinated these guys. And I think it was a really interesting moment of catharsis for a lot of people, because these dudes are so fucking whiny and annoying and lame. And the things that they're mad about that they get

a lot of hype from other fucking whiny annoying little losers is like, things that you should be embarrassed to think let alone say out loud. It's like, why are like Grum's is claimed to fame is a video game called stellar blade, a Korean video game where one of the characters has like 52 different outfits. They're skimpy, they're scantily clad, they're sexy. It's fantastic. Whatever. They're pretty good.

One of the bunny outfits had like additional pixelation that covered titties in the in the first day patch. And he thought this was a major blow to freedom of speech and they unironically made like a change.org petition with like tens of thousands of signatures with people filming themselves saying and you're saying that he was right in that instance, but he's not always well, my point is like you shouldn't. That's what you're saying, right? You shouldn't be that much of a gooner. I think you should be embarrassed. I think I should bring back. Yeah, I was saying the same thing. We should bring back. Shane is what I think. We're all on that one. Yeah. Yeah. Will also doesn't agree with for the record. But after this call out, I told Elon because I know that the reason why he's so fucking annoyed with my existence is because I had interviewed Grimes prior and and he's hated me ever since. So I said look if you keep stuff you don't want come on stream I'm gonna interview I'm gonna interview your estranged daughter that you have that you have been a horrible

father to that you've been an awful monster too. And then she saw it. And she was like, I would love to come on the stream. And that is how we arrived at yesterday's interview. Uh huh. She was cool. She was dope. All things considered, I think like, you know, having Elon as your parental figure, I think is probably fairly damaging to anyone. And she's come out of that as a spectacular human being. How do conservatives do the mental gymnastics of talking about family values and everything like that, yet they've got this guy who has a daughter that he's completely shut out of his life and...

And says is like dead. Yeah. And how do they reconcile those different... that he's completely shut out of his life and and says is like dead yeah and yeah and how do they how do they reconcile those differences gay oh yeah right yeah no a conservative okay no the family the family values party loves making their queer teenager children homeless like we gotta protect our immortal soul Yeah, what do you want to burn in hellfire forever and ever for a little butt sixer? Yeah, no sir. I

Did the interview yesterday and as you can hear you can play this video on sexery. Yeah where she talks specifically about Elon's Loser bullshit and how much of a fake gamer he is here. This is one part of it where she talks specifically about Elon's loser bullshit and how much of a fake gamer he is. Here, this is one part of it. I'm gonna sponsor for a Ubisoft game. I can't expose something that I think is really fucking funny, which is the fact that I suspect when I was like 12, he was bronze in Overwatch and me and my twin weren't,

and he would try to constantly get us to play ranked with him and I'm like 90% sure it was just because we could carry him and I was like a 12 year old Hanzo main who was like barely in silver he was a bronze Torbjorn main he was fucking dogshit like god-awful so no I don't believe the fucking he's like I's like, I am a pro path of exile, whatever the fuck, like, no, the fuck you are not. This is so cringe. Why would you even pretend to be like, it's fine not to be a gamer.

I know, right? I'm a sponsor for Yeah, that one, that one did numbers on Twitter, ironically. Now, what is it at now? What the fuck? I think the most offensive part is Torbjorn main. I think that's for those for people that don't know. I mean, that is like for people that do know for gamers,

that's like the most offensive part because this is a auto aim character. It was. It was. They changed that a little bit back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. I'm free, though. So it's like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking. Yeah, but the difference between you and Elon Musk is that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and you're not gonna like fake that you're like no It's also much funnier to be a shitty gamer It's much more entertaining to be a shitty gamer and lean into the fact that you're a shitty gamer, right?

You know, I like it's okay You on you could be a shitty gamer just like you're a shitty gamer. Right. You know, like it's okay, Elon, you could be a shitty gamer, just like you're a shitty father. While we were doing the interview, Elon Musk reposted this, like literally while we were talking about his gaming prowess. Yeah, dude, that monitor is so huge. That is actually crazy to sit that close to a monitor.

Wait, so he submitted this after people... This was his rebuttal. after people. This was his rebuttal. Yeah, he he he reposted this from like a fan account while we were having this interview. So he reposted it and it still only has 2700 likes. Um, that's so embarrassing. Ilana's beating the fake gamer allegations says keemstar is

drama alert. God, they're so. So the thing that's funny, and I think even Quinn would say this is like games like Diablo and games like Path of Exile because I am a Diablo gamer. It's not the actual mechanics of the game that are really like the hardest part.

It's building and understanding a build and optimizing and becoming as optimized. And the grind of it too. Yeah. And the and the punishing grind of it. So him playing Path of Exile after someone else has built his characters really not that impressive. Like those mechanics you can get pretty quick. Yeah. Well, especially because in his PO POE to build like he had insane gear which you could only get through trade trade and the speculation was that they were using real currency to make some of these trades because you can see the trade logs because

the API is like out in the open. Dude, funny. I am I went to a baby no money concert and then there was a blizzard employee there. Yeah. And they were like, we were following you when you were doing the first to level 100. Oh really? Yeah. And he's like, I went and took a picture of your name on Lilith. Oh, that's sick. Yeah. Yeah. So I was, I was one of the first hundred people in the world to do that. Yeah. That was, um, you were, you were on one while I cried afterward. It was really hard. It was so hard. Yeah. God, when, when is there going to be a game that I'm good at that you have to play the

popular you have to play them? Yeah, no, I know. But no one is just good at a game. No, no, I used to be good at what's the last time you put hours into a game Call of Duty? Okay, I was good at it. Yeah, you got to put hours in I used to go like 36 and four. Dude, will by the way, speaking of putting hours into a game, you were so right when you were like, you have to play Kingdom Come. I have invested more than 100 hours into it. It is so freaking good.

Oh my God, not to cut you out of this conversation. No, it's okay. I understand. I literally started it because I wanted to have gay sex in the game. Yeah, hold on. This is the controversy. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. He's in. He's in.

Hold on. Now we're getting somewhere. Yeah. So you wanted to experience gay sex vicariously through well, it's hot gay sex. Yeah. Yeah. No, the point is it's a, it's kingdom come deliverance is actually like a, like a work of passion. Okay. Is the way I would describe it. It's like a relatively small team, I think, initially that made it. Was Warhorse is the name of the is the name of the developer. And like the guy who's like the face of the brand, the phrase of the the face of the franchise is like a bit of a gamer gate guy. He's like a bit of a right wing guy. Right.

And and for that reason, like all these gamers have like hailed this video game up as like a fantastic addition to the franchise Is they don't fucking care about the actual games ever they care about the controversy surrounding them but this one was controversial because there was an Opportunity to have gay sex with one of the main characters. Yeah, wait, so Okay, keep going cuz I all these right wing gamers turned on him and they were like, what do you mean? You put a black character in there and you put a gay sex option in there.

How dare you do that? You're woke now. You got your woke now because that's all it takes. Optional gay sex. I was going to say even tempting somebody with gay. So they were angry that they would be tempted by the sight of gay sex. Austin, you are beginning to learn what most of these controversies are.

I was gonna say, so like you have gay sex in the game, you don't even have to do the gay sex. Yeah, yeah, no, you have to, and it's like all the way at the end, and it's optional, and you don't, like it's even hard to pursue. Yeah, you gotta be really honest. So to even be angry about this,

you have to select doing the gay sex. A lot of stuff throughout the entire game. By the way, I just want to point out optional gay sex in video games is not new either. It's not like if you've ever heard of Final Fantasy seven, there is famously optional gay sex with Barrett. And that game is from the fucking 90s. Yeah. And also, I mean, that game in and of itself is like the

most woke game you can make. By the way, you're a climate change terrorist. Such a better name for our podcast is optional. Yeah, I like that. That's a great name. Yeah. So yeah, you're absolutely right. You nailed it. A lot of this outrage stuff is just like new and, and it's very directional where no one will get mad at Baldur's gate, even though you can be as trans as you want to be in Baldur's gate, but because that was so popular, the gamers couldn't like, you know, create controversy around it. And, and these guys, I think just hate it. Like they just hate video games,

but going back to kingdom come deliverance, I started it specifically because like, oh, I thought maybe you can let it happen like early on. I won't have to like invest a lot of time into it. And I can do it as like a bit of a meme to see if it's woke or not. Right. And then I got really dialed in on the game. It's so much fun. So do you have to be gay like during the game to get to the end and No, there's some gay conversation options.

Yeah. So like, but do you have to like make sure you select those from the beginning? Yeah. Okay. Because if you didn't it's not like hey, straight guy. No, you want to fuck a guy? Yeah, he's not ready.

Yeah. Okay. So yeah, it's a long love story. You tried to choose the gayest option as possible. Hans Capon and Henry of Scallets. So did they show the gay sex? And I did not have the gay sex because I did not find Hans attractive or fun.

Yeah. He offended my sensibilities. Well, Hans K-Pon is a douche. So have you gotten to the gay sex part yet? Not yet. I'm almost at the end, I think. So you're gonna stream the gay, like- I just played the part- Is it a cut scene? You just wanna watch the gay sex. I do where I do I want to see it. I want to see how they portray it.

It is very cool. I think because you can tell the dudes that made the game are insanely invested in history. Like they are like as someone who has a very different as someone who learned a lot about that time period, but from the perspective of the Ottoman Empire, which is like kind of in the backdrop at every, at every moment in the game, I truly, I love it. I appreciate it. Um, uh, as a history nerd a little bit and, and they very clearly care a lot about like historical accuracy in the game, which is why it was really funny when they were like the fans who are now haters of the game were like, there's no gay people in Bohemia in the 1400s. It's like, yes, there were dude.

Like what's wrong with history? What people don't understand is history was much like we've it. It's always been gay. Very gay. It wasn't until Christianity is what like kind of shut the whole gay stuff down or at least like pushed it to the Pushed it to the dark corners Whereas like people were gay as fuck before that and even during the period of Christianity people in the Ottoman Empire was were gay As hell like anyway, they did not give a fuck about that at all Turkish baths are just yeah gay

So what else is going on guys? I? Mean look my So what else is going on, guys? I mean, look, my there's a lot going on in the world, but it's all it's all dark. And this is my moment of zen and escape from all of the all of the minutiae. So are you doing anything? This is where you guys tell me I have had the busiest week of my entire year this week. OK, I got a topic. Because you guys both fucking struck out. Well, what do you mean? I just gave you guys. I've been freezing. OK.

Twenty three and me just won a court case to sell your genetic information. What the fuck to advertisers? Oh, yeah. Other. Yes. Look it up. Wait, really? Yeah. You know. So. Well, why don't we just stop giving them our DNA? Because people, people, people who have already done 23 and me to find out where they are from or what their heritage is, they already have that data.

So now they have the right to sell that data. So so what was the what was the what was the what was the anchoring? Lebanese you should tell us now because we're going to find out why I haven't taken a 23 amici. That's what you think you think I'm lying about. I've sent your DNA off. I'm so Lebanese that we had a we had a makeup artist do my

makeup. Okay. And I asked her, I said, look. Is this how you're gonna frame this? Well, no. Let me finish. Sure, tell the accurate events of what she said. We had a makeup artist, and I stopped her, during the middle of the makeup, and I said, look, I know I'm white, right?

Yeah. But what else am I? And she goes, what was the first thing she said, Austin? She goes, Are you sure? That was the first thing she said. You're on your phone. I'm looking up. No, I'm listening to what he's saying, but I'm looking up a new story. So she says, Are you sure? And I said, of course I'm sure. Yeah. Other than white, what am I? She looks at me and she goes, Lebanese?

And we all celebrated. And we all celebrated the room erupted in cheers. I'm proud of you for being Lebanese. Yes, thank you. Thank you so much. Don't try to erase his identity. Please don't. First of all, there's hella white people that are Lebanese yes, thank you. Thank you so try to erase his identity I just please stop first of all there's hella white people that are Lebanese yourself include Excuse you are you trying to erase my culture? Yeah?

You try to erase go back on your phone go back on your phone you fucking Philistine You're just jealous that I can speak Arabic. Thank you you oh go ahead Give me that sweet sweet Arabic Arabic. Prove us right. Salaam alaikum. Malaikum salaam. Malaikum salaam. I say that. Oh, I know, but I was saying it. No, salaam. Salaam alaikum.

Alaykum as-salaam. Alaykum as-salaam. It's not malaykum. I can't even understand him. He's putting on so many errors. He's got such a thick Turkish accent. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Because sohhtak sharmouta.

Because immaq. Inshallah. M right. Because he's being cruel. One of my favorite words. I'm saying like, fuck your sister, fuck your mom. I know. Your mother's. One of my favorite words is Mashallah. Mashallah. Like to describe something of beauty that only God could.

Yeah. Like, oh my God, Mashallah. I was only a Lebanese. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of what your family's not even Muslim Lebanese. Yeah, I know they're Christian. They're Christian. What are you saying right now? Allah just means God.

Okay, but like, you're, you're pointing, you're pointing to a lot of, you know. I respect all religions. Okay. Speaking of which, happy Ramadan, the end of Ramadan. Yeah. Ramadan the end of Ramadan. Yeah, that's right I didn't do anything. I did not participate people were very angry. I posted the clip. What do you mean of? The Ramadan and and how I was confused that Allah wasn't you know, I mixed up Allah Yeah, you know and God and everything It was a clip about Ramadan and we were talking about,

remember I said like Allah sacrificed his whole life for you and you're like, oh, what do you think? He's Jesus Christ, he's sacrificing. And everybody saw Hassan in the clip and they were like, this isn't funny, Hassan isn't fasting. They were basically calling you a bad Muslim. They were very upset by it. Oh no, I know.

I'm a kafir. Yeah. Or I guess it's not. It's not a kafir. I forget what the term for it is. Oh, this is making you a worse Muslim by the second. Let's read some of the comments here. Let's pull it.

We got the video right here. I don't give a shit. The only, one of the top comments, well that that it's the fact that it's abundantly clear that the only figure Austin knows that Islam is Allah. That's not true. Muhammad as a Muslim is funny. Y'all need to chill low mouth. Maybe Allah will guide us on to be a practicing Muslim. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's, this is offensive. The ship is sailed off. The ship is sailed on that one chatter. I love that in this room. I'm probably the best Muslim.

Okay. That's a bit ridiculous. You think so? Yeah. Have you ever? I don't eat pork. I don't eat pork. I don't drink for the boxing training. I haven't had a drink since Japan. I don't drink either. You drink all the time you drunk What no, I don't Also the I don't eat pork one is really funny because that is like that's you're like a turkish muslim Thank you. You can drink. I'll go you know, whatever you want. Just don't eat pork. You're good I eat pork only bacon I don't like a pork chop. That's still that's pork

Yeah, also even if you eat like. That's still, that's pork. Yeah. Also, even if you eat like gummy bears and stuff, like there's pork gelatin in it. Technically, there's a lot of stuff that's not a lot. Well, like I said, I just gave up on religion once I came out. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not.

I can't be really accepted anywhere. I'm not a particularly religious person either. It's funny that people, wow, guy non-practicing is messed up. I don't know if all but yeah, 23 and me. Yeah, we moved on. Oh, we're not talking about that anymore. We're so far from that. We were talking about Islam, Austin.

Oh, I know. I was just circling back to Rachel. What do you want to talk about? It's not cripplingly depressive. I want to go to Cuba. Would you be down? I fucking love Cuba. Oh yeah, you'd be down? Yeah, I filmed a documentary there once.

The Cuban government actually hit my contact from the embassy and told him that if the only thing stopping asylum coming to Cuba was the consistent internet access, we can make it happen. Yeah, Cuba is sick. Wait, like the government reached out to you? So yeah, yeah, of course. It's well, not reached out to me. There's like, there's a middleman there.

Cause I had a, I had a doctor from Cuba. Cuba does this thing called medical missions and they've been doing it since, I believe, like the, the seventies and it's incredibly successful. They have a massive, very robust, like medical program because kind of they have to, because they're under an incredible sanctions regime by the United States of America that the

Rest of the world thinks is abhorrent except for America and Israel that keep consistently vetoing it over and over again but this has created a this created a major issue obviously where Cuba has basically had to like educate their own doctors and Because they have an abundance almost of doctors now And because they have an abundance almost of doctors now that they have been sending their doctors out as like medical missions and also generating revenue for the country this way as well. Like they send the doctors out to like Jamaica, for example, or other countries where they need additional help.

And a piece of their salary goes back to the Cuban government because like, you know, they've been, it's like military. You know how like soldiers are paid by the government? It's like doctors. Instead of sending soldiers overseas, they send doctors. And I was talking to a doctor from Cuba yesterday

about this and he told me that there is, there's a couple different things that are happening in Cuba right now that I can go in and and visit and Cuba's just sick to be I went to Cuba before any other Americans were really allowed to go I went on a student visa to film a documentary and I had a fucking blast. It's so much fun. I played street baseball I lived that in Oregon Eponico Urban like farm and it was so sick. So awesome. We can do it fairly soon as well.

Dude, Cuba is far slow. We can either go for May Day. May Day is a huge deal in, because Cuba is a socialist country and May Day is like the international day of solidarity for workers. Let's do it. Let's go on.

This one we'll do. We'll go to Cuba and then we'll go to Miami. No. No. Why not? Because we're talking about like an awesome we'll go to Miami. No, no, why not? Because we're talking about like an awesome place to go to and you want to turn it into like the pedophile crypto paradise trip. What? I'm not. I hate Florida so much. So, you know, I just wanted to go to Miami. We can go to the beach.

So anyway, he can go to Miami. Yeah, you stay in Miami. You can stay in the Ritz Carlton or wherever the fuck doesn't have beaches. No, we can go to Cuba, go to the beach, but then we can also go to Miami. We can all we could do it all. No, I don't want to go. Cuba has beach. It's an Island. Cuba has beach beach, many beach in Cuba. Oh Jesus. Right. They've got a lot of beach like an AI video. Cuba is known for its beautiful beach. It's right next to what it's surrounded by water of course it has yeah That's that's sick. I'm glad that you're down for it. Oh, yeah, I mean stay behind. I think I'll go

I think I'd my dad Cuba actually you guys spent part of his life growing up in Cuba also Yeah, he lived in Cuba. They did not also of the three of us. I speak the best Spanish. It's not even close We would be going with March shit the best Spanish it's not even close. We would be going with Marge. Shit. So. Ha! But he's operating the camera. Obsolete.

No, he's operating the camera. About that, Austin, we would need you to run camera for the Cuba trips. No, I can't. No, he's not going to be able to handle that responsibility. No, Marge can do both. I'll go to Cuba. We've been talking about a couple of trips, chat Cuba and also China. It's just there's limited amount of space. So you guys, he's already been.

There's no way you guys can navigate an airport without me. He's already been. I've been to Cuba. He's already been there. Mark speaks Spanish. You. Yeah, but Marsh doesn't speak Cuban Spanish like I do. Yeah.

What's the difference between Cuban Spanish and regular Spanish? Well, Cuban Spanish is Cuban Spanish and... What's the difference? Regular, there's no regular Spanish, come on. There's lots of different types of Spanish. Mexican Spanish, he speaks Mexican Spanish. There's just... But what notably...

Well, notably there's a few different words. They drop the S. Well, now Austin would have known that if he knew anything about Cuba. And they speak a little quicker. It just making shit up. Also in the wrong direction. But yeah, no, you can come to Cuba's gay as fuck, by the way. I know I've been to Miami.

Please stop comparing Cuba to Miami. Wait, I'm not trying. Is that a, it's imagine if we're going to send you back on a raft. Imagine if some, imagine if there was a socialist revolution in a country and then like a lot of people that were not so fond of said socialist revolution the country went directly to the nearest area that they could go to Inside of the country that is not fun at all Is I have been around a lot of Cuban people because there's a huge Cuban population in Miami, Florida No, I'm very familiar. These are very different

I'm not saying that the Cuba that we're saying is the same as the Cuba that were that the Cuban people that I've surrounded myself with. What I'm trying to say is I'm trying to not be offensive. Is what I'm really trying to say. Yeah, you're definitely not. No. Hey, why were you letting me drown like this? Help me. Because it's funny. Yeah, but is it people can be mad at me. Austin did stunt work recently. I don't know if you know this. Yeah, we're going to get to that. I want to watch that video.

But last thing I will say is can you help me? They're not going to get mad at you. They're going to get mad at me. Why and possibly even will because he's been to Cuba already. What did I do? Not the Cubans in Cuba, but the Cubans of Miami will get mad at me for saying I like Cuba and want to go to Cuba.

Oh, but no, Cubans of Miami are not gonna be mad about you saying that Cuba's nice. First of all, I love Cuban people. I just wanna be very clear. Yeah, me too. But my point is, there's some very flamboyantly dressed people in Miami, and I love them all. And I support both places equally.

Very cool. Okay. Even the serial killers in Miami? No, not those. Except those. Yeah. Everyone bought the serial killers. But I dislike them equally.

Such a politician. Yeah. Will and I did some stunt work. Yeah. Can we pull that up? dislike them equally. Such a politician. Yeah, Will and I did some stunt work. Yeah, can we pull that up? Yeah, it's on Will's YouTube channel. Yeah, Will was showing it to me and I was like, I don't want to see this because I want to watch it in real time. So yeah, just go to my I need to. There it is. Everyone skip forward, skip forward, skip forward. So what is this for?

Oh, you skip too much. There's a movie called a working man, which is coming out in theaters March 28th. It was yesterday. It was yesterday. Just take a look. Yeah. We filmed what we did. We did a trailer that was themed after the movie. Yeah. I love that you've been doing this. What's up guys? We're going to go save Caroline right now. Go back a little bit further as well.

Caroline keeps getting kidnapped from what I understand. This is the part I did see. Yes. Go ahead and play from here. I'll get this. I'll get this. I'll get this. I'll get this.

I'll get this. Let me see. It's good. All right, ready? Natural, natural. We're about to save a woman. We're about to save a woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, guys?

Hey, hey, hey, you're here too. We're here at this abandoned warehouse because my girlfriend Caroline has been kidnapped. For a third time this month. Third time! Yeah! Anyway, I'm here with Austin's show and Conner Eats Pants. That's right.

Conner? Where the f... God. Connor. Where the god damn it We lost him. I think we lost him. I thought he was back there Connor. He could still be back there Why are you yelling? I don't know. Maybe he can't can you hear us Connor? That's natural doesn't you riffing this is all I'm yeah fantastic Austin wait really well Obviously is a legend but you did very well here. Really? You played off very well. Good guess.

One of the top comments of this clip was Austin can act. Yeah. It's shocking because I've seen you before try to act. Because it was improv, I didn't have to deliver a line. Yeah. Yeah. Which famously, that's terrible. And then we'll have him make a cameo later. Okay, okay. Perfect. What's up, guys? Yeah, yeah, which famously And then we'll have a make a cameo, okay, okay, what's up guys we're gonna go save Caroline right now

Douchebag youtuber is perfect. Thank you. I've been working on it. Yeah We've done many of those in our IRL trips. So hey see this bit improvised Austin Let's go. I love this because you are being apologized. This is how you would be right? No, it's not. Dave. Okay, I want to wind it back real quick. Austin hit this poor stuntman in the face no less than 12 sides and they actually kept one of the takes where Austin pops the guy in the head go back and just frame through this.

You can see Austin drill him. Watch this frame by frame. Go back. Yeah, just do it by frame as you go through this. Right. So the use the arrow key. No, not Eric. You know, period. Yeah. Period. Or know, period. Yeah. Period. Or the other one.

Yes. So you can see Austin actually makes contact there and then keep going. You can see Austin's face afterward in a little bit of terror because he realizes he connected, like, right there. All right. Play popped him pretty good. Yeah. There's a moment of joy there. All right, play. I mean, I popped him pretty good. Yeah, there's a moment of joy there. Is that is that joy you're experiencing?

No, that's terror. It felt good, though. Look at his. No, he's like, oh, shit, I hit him. Yeah, it feels good. Can I be honest, after we did this? Yeah, I've been like when I'm craving it, when I'm out in public, I picture myself like somebody throwing a punch

at me, blocking it, and all of a sudden me like kicking somebody's ass. Damn. Like that, like the movies. Snapping into action. You're a fucking animal. What's crazy, what's crazy to me is like, you know, you can understand if somebody watches a movie,

and they're like trying to be like, do all these actions, and then you leave the movie, and you're like, oh, that's just a movie It's just a movie like you can't do that in real life I did the movie like I was acting in the movie clearly doing stunts Yeah, and I still think I can do that in real life. Yeah. Anyway, roll it. You're saying you're delusional. Yeah Let's keep going Come here. Incredible.

This beat work is insane. This beat right here. That. So good. So, yeah, pause. I'm not gonna lie, the action directors on the scene when we got done with the first take, paused and they were like, yes! Yes!

Well, the beats you were serving were really good. They were like, you're so good at that. You know, it's funny, it's like, this is like the fourth stunt thing I've done. Yeah, we've done one together for the Thieves introduction. I've done a lot of stunt work in the last few years and I kind of like it. I'm good at it. Yeah, you are. Thank you. Incredible.

It also reminds me of the samurai sword fight that we did where you're like... Yeah. You're very good at like... Selling it. Yeah, you are very good at selling it. I'm ready to be a professional wrestler. Well, look. Selling it. You're yeah, you are very good at selling. I'm ready to be a professional wrestler Really set the precedent Being the shit out of that really is he still alive? No, I broke his neck really I did

Austin left the camera I saw four bad guys, okay, right and I'm thinking maybe we go in and they're gonna try and hit you Something yeah like that. Okay, and then maybe you throw something. Okay. Right, and I'm thinking maybe we go in and they're gonna try and hit you or something. Yeah, I like that. Okay. And then maybe you throw something. Okay. I fly over the table. All right, I like that. Why didn't you guys wait on me?

Oh, Conor! Hey, these are really tight. I promise I'm not gonna go anywhere. Can you just, just loosen them a little bit? They're hurting my wrist. I promise you I'm not gonna go anywhere. Yeah. Oh, you got the camera. Okay, perfect.

Let's roll. You go first? Yeah, I got it. Okay. Dude, this is so good. Thank you. We lost and go. Yeah.

Night night. Thank you. You lost and go! Yeah! Night-night! Here we go, the big catch! How'd it look? The only thing I'm disappointed in in this whole thing was I had an epic fight scene right after I throw the cinder block. And then I go over and fight and they gave me this stuntman who was awesome by the way.

But he had a torn rotator cuff. And I had to twist his shoulder. But like I did a thing where he comes in, I block it. Right. Um, go around his arm, like pull them up, punch him in the gut and like throw them onto the ground. It was my best fight scene. And it didn't even make the fuck. It's the only thing they cut out of the whole thing. I mean, you still look good though. It's probably cause the camera. I thought it was, I was, they gotta have, yeah. I heard the footage is corrupted. Just unusable. Yeah. Crazy. That's what it's not because of you. You did great. They, they didn't, they didn't, they almost had to send

in my stump man. Usually you have to send in a stump man. Usually you have to send in a stump man to like almost get hurt. They did. They did do that when he kept hitting the guy in the face. They did. They did. They did think that they had to bring in my stump man to deliver the hit. Austin was a man who was being him. The head was like, no, he's fine. Yeah. And that was probably because he was badly can cause he committed to getting the shot. He had to go to the hospital later. We're almost done with it.

30 seconds. The brain bleeds so much. Yeah, it's not a big deal. It's really hot. It's really hot. All right. Ah! That guy's, I think that guy's dead.

He looks dead. Hold on. Hello. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah, he's dead. Well, you look good. You look handsome. Thank you.

You look good. Man, we should do this more often. Yeah, we's daddy. Yeah, he's daddy. Well, you look good. You look handsome. Thank you. You look good. Man, we should do this more often. Yeah, we should. Where's Caroline? Hey. Yeah, you took so long, so I just freed myself. Don't worry about it.

She's okay. You look great, Caroline. Oh, thanks, dude. Sorry, Caroline. Hey guys, check out our work in the. Okay, this is so always sunny in Philadelphia. Thank you, that's what we were going for. It's so good. It's so fucking good, dude. Okay, this is so always sunny in Philadelphia So good It's so fucking good. You did great. How was my acting?

Acting you say me. Yes. It's like you're shockingly good She would have a long way when you when I don't need to deliver a line and I could just improvise when you act I yeah, that's a big part. I know but like if you could if I could star in a movie in which I could improvise. Typically when you act, that's a big part. I know, but like if you could, if I could star in a movie in which I could improvise every scene where I didn't need to read any lines, then I think I would be fantastic as an actor. Right? So just not a movie.

Yeah, just give me like a scene like, hey, you're doing this in the scene, just do it. I'd be like, okay, got it, done. Okay. No, it was a step up and it was a lot of fun. I understand where you're coming from, by the way, because I'm also very bad. You get a little wooden. Yeah, I get so stiff when I have to say something that someone else has written for me. It is very difficult for me to deliver it.

I start reading like this all of a sudden. I just, you know, I enunciate weirdly. I get very stiff to read lines. And also one of the things that make me the most nervous on camera is asking other people questions in an interview. I hate interviewing people. It's one of the, I don't hate it. I get so nervous to do it,

which is what made the red carpet at the GLAAD Awards so nerve wracking is because I'm asking people questions, actively listening, and then coming up with a question to ask them. If you're thinking about it in your head. You just gotta be present for both. I know, exactly. I'm the same way on that as well,

where there's so many moving parts that I have to pay attention to, especially when I'm live streaming, where I can't hyper-focus on just moving the conversation in a direction where I can get some workable material out of the person that I'm interviewing. And I also hate that as well. I'm very bad at that. Yeah, I try my best. But you know, it's difficult. Can't relate. No, you Yeah, you're you're very good at all of the things that we just talked about. I think what would you what would be a tip that you would give people?

For which line? Interviewing. No, line reads too, but interviewing. I think both issues stem from the same place, which is just not being present. I think a lot of people, when they are acting, they're focusing on get the line right, get the line right, get the line right.

And I think ultimately, unless you are with a director that is like really stringent about his lines which some are as long as you get out the idea which is like what you're talking about it'll be okay so if you're not focused about delivering the lines and just trying to deliver it as you would and put yourself in you'll always deliver better I think people put too much shit in their head when they're trying to act. They're like, Oh, I got to do my Meisner and I got a blah, blah, blah. Just, just exists in the moment. And the same thing with interviewing. I think like, just have a conversation. Like what is interviewing other than just being

present with a person and, and teeing them up to deliver their personality. And if you're bad at being a person, well, we're going to learn more about a Will Neff's interviewing and also acting techniques behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear. And because that'll be the end of this part of the free episode. Thank you so much everybody for joining us. I'm not a guest. I'm on the you were thanking me like I was again. No, I you that's what you will for joining us. Thank you. Well, thank you for joining us. Thank you joining us. This will be last episode. Cuba has beach. Yeah, Cuba has beach and we support all Cuban people. Yeah. See you on the other side. Even the bad ones. See you on the other side at patreon.com slash fear and, and peace.

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That's why I shave it. Don't shave your armpits. People get mad when I shave my armpits. Don't do not shave your armpits I don't know what it was when I was younger I think I thought armpits were the grossest most disgusting thing on the planet and now nothing I still think that no are I used to think that and I still do I think armpits are sexy. I think they're I Think there's just I don't know will is remotely

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