Fear& - We Locked Her Up | Fear&

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

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It's not her. It's not his fault. She. No. Oh! Oh! No. No.

No. Well, she's going to watch this. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. where we... What? Welcome aboard, yes. Welcome aboard the Fear End podcast

where we are in a rush. That's right. We got to get through this podcast in an hour and we got to get the hell out of here. That's right. We always do it in an hour. I know, but we are in a rush.

You don't see it. We're in a rush. The reason why we're in a rush is because me and March are supposed to be flying out to Chicago on a red eye. Selfish. Yeah, selfish.

We're going to the Democratic Socialists of American National Convention. We're going to be interviewing Congressperson, Rashida Thalib. And because it's a red eye, I was like, let's do it on Sunday. We couldn't do it on Sunday. You might be noticing that we're also missing a cast member, which I'm going to be talking about in a second.

Yeah, she's doing a ride-along for an ice raid. Yeah. Yeah, she's racist. No, she was like, I want to see how my heroes do their job. It's worse than that. She fucking bailed on this because she's doing a sing-along with Jason, the weed, which is like, it almost feels like we crafted that as an elaborate

joke. Like, it's something that we would say that she would be doing, like, oh, you are too busy hanging out with Jason the ween, singing a song or some shit to be on the podcast. Nope, real. That's real. She's doing that. Some call her the fear and Madonna, really.

Anyway, but Austin is Mr. Plain Autism, knows exactly how many times I've actually not been able to get on the flight because I call him in a state of panic. That's right. And knowing full well that I'm going to be late, no, I knew he was.

His motherfucker shows up late and goes, what did you say? I said you, I said 15 minutes late. 30. 30. I was here seven minutes ago. It took you seven minutes to walk your ass from the couch to the fucking room and get

started. Not you will. That was Will that was Will. I had to pee. Will's an angel. He's perfect in every situation. You on the other hand, Hassan.

Uh-huh. I've never first. of all, I am a perfect angel. I always show up on as well. I am on time. I never complain. Did you say anal wrong? That too.

I asked on top of what were you doing? And he would not tell us why he was like, because he does not live that far away. No, I listen, he was sprucing up. He looks handsome. Thank you. No, he was. I was spruising up. Yeah. I got a spray tan. You need the tan to fucking set it. I had, I had to get the tan to sit in because if you wash it off

too early, then it's a waste of Waste of money. He literally, he was like, he tried to be like, I'm busy. I'm a busy guy. I'm like, you're not. You're the least busy cast member we have. And he's like, oh, I stream now in the morning. Yeah, I do. I stream in the morning. See, the thing is. Your streams have been excellent, by the way. Thank you. I've seen some clips and they've been very. Thank you. Do you call me on purpose in the morning? Do I what? Do you call me while you're live on purpose? No, I call you. I mean, I am live, but it's not on purpose. But you sent me to voicemail every time. Yeah, because I'm literally like, that is the, the, the designated outdoor grass-touching time where I'm literally playing basketball. Every second of his day is a designated something. It's tiresome. Everybody in the world now knows that when I said you sent me to voicemail, they know it's true now because I call him. He calls me every day at the same time.

No, I do not. And I literally hang up on him. He calls me every day at the same time. He's being so dramatic. I do not call him every day. I have every day this week. But I mean. in my defense if he'd answer

I wouldn't have to call him every day yeah right he calls me he calls me either when I'm talking to my manager you know what I mean he calls me when I'm talking to my manager or he calls me when I'm talking to my family or he calls me when I'm like literally working out and I'm like sweating and it's just like

what if I was in what if I had some sort of horrible incident what if I needed emergency emergency emergency what if it's an emergency you were gonna you were gonna call Hassan an emergency you never know what if I had I don't know like a Turkish related emergency Yeah, I don't, what if I need... What if I was trying to save somebody

and the only way I could save them is by speaking Turkish? I mean, what if I needed to deliver CPR or they were choking? L, L for that guy. Wait, you need to speak Turkish to him during CPR? How would you know he was a Turkish speaker if he was choking?

I don't know. Hassan, I'm looking at a brown man. Could be Mexican, could be Turkish. Also, why do you need to speak to the person in their own language? I don't know. I don't know. I made it up.

To get consent before he clears the airway. I made it up. I made it up. I just wanted to chat. I wanted to talk to you. I just wanted to chat real quick. I always have a question. I'm like,

let me call him. I forget. You know, answer my phone. Hassan, look up the phone. I get, I get back into streaming.

I can't do anything. It's like a father that's never proud. You know what I mean? He's like a never proud father. I mean, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

He's like, you never stream. You never work. I start streaming. That's crazy. Hey, Dad, you want to throw a baseball? No, that's my designated grass touching time. Okay, okay, okay.

I'm proud of both of you guys. You guys are incredible. Thank you so much. Well, I'm both here, dads. Yes, yes. That's right. You're older than both of us. That's right.

Combined. Yeah, we're not from a physiological standpoint. No, no, no. You are definitely the youngest, physiologically. I'm the oldest. It's my mom. I'm just walked in.

Yeah, yeah. So anyway, you were saying, before I rudely interrupted you? Oh, no, nothing. I just already got my grievance out of the way. You're still fucking. late. It's crazy. And my tan is going to look fabulous. Knowing full well,

what is happening? Oh, she wants to give you a hug before she I'm here for like two hours. So for those of you that are listening right now, Hassan is giving a hug to Anne.

Oh, and there they embrace and he's giving a good hug too. While we're cut, why has not Marat bought a suit yet? we're not cut will he needs to buy a suit they're seeing this we're seeing this we tried on eight different suits he's got to tailor it so for those of you at home that are listening will is currently talking to annie and asking about marat's suit yes and she is ignoring him completely has fully left the room yes fully left the room he is fully departed the room he's in a mother's son conversation yes podcast is in a podcast is in absolute

shambles. Hanging up by a thread. One of our co-hosts has gone to launch a music career. She has a song already. Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's a wonderful song.

Welcome back, Hassan. Welcome back to the Fierian podcast. Here we go. Bazan Piker. Welcome back. My mom is taking care of Kaya, but she has to go to a lesson or something. And so she was like, I need to give you a hug.

Oh, that's sweet. So anyway, I was late because I had to get a spray tan. and because it's the weekend and it's a very hot weekend indeed and I had a boat party so I said well fuck I gotta get a spray tan now and so I got a spray tan You're going to a boat party?

Yeah. Are you going to a boat party? Yeah, dude I have so many friends here and none of them are in our industry. Yeah, they're sex workers. No, they're not sex workers. I do have sex worker friends. A lot of your friends that I have met are sex workers.

No, no, no, no, not all of them. Which is, like, the most, like, our industry-adjacent industry. No, no, no, like, I do have sex worker friends. First of all, we support sex work on the podcast, right? Yeah. Black Power Fist for sex work is crazy. Wait, should I? No, no, it's fine.

Keep going, keep going. Is that? That now works. Solidarity. Was that inappropriate? No, no, no, no, no. People just do that. They throw that up?

Sure. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Okay. Anyway. Asala, Malaga. Okay.

Alakam Slah. All right. So anyway, we support sex work on the podcast. Yeah. And look, a few of them are sex workers, but most of them are just neighborhood, neighborhood friendly people. Neighborhood gayes. Neighborhood Spider-Man. Yeah, no, they're neighborhood people.

Real web slingers. The porn stars, they do fly in every once in a while. That's crazy. Not, I don't fly them in. They fly on their own accord. There's a lot of things going on here. I didn't say, no one said you flew them in. You make the porn stars pay for their own flights?

They fly here on their own volition. at their own places. Right, but no one insinuated that they didn't. He just did. Well, because now you're making it seem like I didn't fly anybody in. Okay, you rolled your eyes.

What? Now you kind of look like you're bringing them out here. Your voice is getting really high. Oh my God, I'm not an airline. I'm trying to squash this. I keep getting DMs being like, fly me out. I don't, I'm not an airline.

Yeah, you're cheap. No, no, I'm not cheap. You're like, you pay for Opa. People that come here to the United States, to Los Angeles. You're flying on me internationally! No! No!

He's got Brazilian twinks. No, no, no. Listen, if you have recently been deported by ICE and you're a hot twink, Austin Show will fly you back into the country. Not true. No, he follows the loss. Everybody, everybody, you're done. Everybody.

If Kitty Cinderella has deported you. Everybody that comes here is just here visiting for like a party or something. And then I just happen to hang out. Have you thrown a gay Austin show party yet? No, I'm thinking about throwing a pool party in the next couple weeks. And then, you know, maybe that, maybe that would be my first one. I don't know. Okay.

I haven't thought of it yet. Baywatch. Oh, I like that. You know? I'm very gay, I feel like. What about Gaywatch? The Rat Pack. Oh, Frankson.

The Rat Pack? No, no, no. No. I mean, maybe. You knew he was going to eat that. I knew he's going on. That's the least gay pool party theme of all time. Actually, I did some research.

Oh. And I found another very, well, I found Austin show. Oh. Have you guys ever seen the movie Clueless? Oh, I saw this yesterday. There's a gay character in Clueless who's big into like Frankie Valley in the fourth season. Yeah, pull it up, Marsh, pull up, just type in the gay guy and Clueless. Wait, what the fuck?

Wait, he even kind of looks like Austin. I thought you were the only one. out there. No, I think there's a subcurrent of gays that love like the rat pack and just go to images. This is more unique than like, there is. There he is. Oh my God. It's Austin's show. You know what's funny is I think you could be like, that's the gay Austin show. Yeah. What the hell? Yeah. Wait, doesn't he play a straight guy? Well, he's trying to pass a straight, which famously in the in the in the in famous is it isn't isn't isn't he in in the movie he's trying to pass this straight yeah oh but he comes out of the closet well it is like if you were

that character it wouldn't work as everyone be like that's a straight man you would have oh yeah I would have a hard time for people believing that I was yeah I mean still to this well speaking of you passing on a straight man yeah football's back yeah baby that's what I'm talking about back baby fucking skull Vikings yeah yeah yeah You'll watch some soccer, bitch. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Look, football's back.

I'm ready for football. Yeah. I'm ready for the Minnesota Vikings, J.J. McCarthy. That's right. You know what I'm talking about? How about those JET? Oh, you know what you should do? What's up?

You should do a football party? All jocks straps and shoulder pads. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. That's hot. You guys want to come?

I'd go. Okay. Come on. It's not. Come on. Come on. You could call it fourth and long. an Austin show experience

or fourth and inches four and inches four than inches an Austin show can you can you put it together for me because I don't know how to do you put together you're gay orgy no I don't need a gay orgy

I don't know I don't need to wait wait I've never been to an orgy before this conversation started with Austin saying he is in the like he's in the planning stages of a pool party yeah and now it's really in the planning page now it's turned into you throwing a pool party for him a football pool part. A football ballpark. You just came out. Fourth and inches. That's a great name. That's a great name. We may have to throw that party just for the name. Turning into Austin's a famous first

ever trip to Disney World. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's been planning for years. Concepts of a plan. Shapes. Shaped notes. Comal Harris over here. Oh, I know. I watched her interview. And I was like, wow, is that what I sound like? Because she was just jumbling and mumbling all over the place. Yeah, but people are very mad at me for criticizing. They all. I mean, did you see She came out against Sydney Sweeney Oh, we got to talk about that She did

Oh, I didn't know that she came out Oh, yeah, pull it up Oh, no, pulled up Kamala Harris, anti-Sidney No, not Kamala, this is AOC No, bro, that's fake You fucking boomer No, no, no, I know it's fake

I was trying to read you in Oh shit, I thought you actually ate the bait No, I was trying to get you Completely ate the bait. Fuck, you fucked it up! Wait, you believed it, I mean? You fuck it out. You fuck everything up.

Oh, no. We were going to bait Austin. It was a bit. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Wait, I thought we were baiting you. I was baiting you both. I was just beating everybody.

Fuck. No, I covered it already on the stream. See, that's what happens. You can't get me as much because I streamed out. There was an AI video. There was an AI video of AOC. Dick Sertanox posted, if you want to find it. It was very fake.

It's so fake. It's so my. Bogglingly fake that like a famous television personality political commentator was getting paid like millions of dollars every year working at CNN. Chris Cuomo looked at that posted about it. Here it is. Let's read it out. Play the video. Wait, play the video first. Let me read it first. Former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo shares fake ad video of AOC giving a speech in Congress about Sydney Sweetie's jeans ad. After deleting the post, Cuomo replied the AOC. But let's watch the ad and then I'm going to tell you what the, no, no, that's just the. screenshot. Let's watch the fake ad. Now, the AI video bar is placed by Austenox there for ethical reasons. Yeah. Oh, Austin. Oh, God. Well, my stomach really hurts. Oh my God. I feel like you need to go to the emergency room. No, no, no. I can easily just go to a doctor. Oh, all right. But how? I thought the process of getting a doctor takes forever. Oh, it does, but not

with Zoc Doc. Oh, what? It feels like it's immediately made you feel better. Yes, it did. I immediately felt relief because Zoc Doc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click to instantly

book an appointment, Will. There's nothing that would make my stomach hurt and churn more to know that my doctor could be out of network, but I know with Zoc Doc, I will never have that Oh, well, then, Austin, stop putting off the doctor's appointment. Go to Zock.com slash fear and to find and immediately book a top-rated doctor today. That's ZOC, doc, doc, dot com slash fear.

Zock-D-C-com slash fear. Let's see if you can tell if that bar didn't exist, if this was an AI video or not. Yeah. Sydney Sweeney looks like an Aryan goddess. The American Eagle Jeans campaign is blatant Nazi propaganda. I mean, fuck. Watching that sultry little temptress squeeze into a Canadian tuxedo, three sizes too small, with her bouncy little fun bags on the screen staring at you,

piercing through the core of your soul with those ocean blue eyes that could resurrect the furor from his grave in Argentina. is something that should alarm every American citizen because in America beauty is not defined by whiteness oh no it is defined by the number of victim groups

of which you have seen enough yes listen I mean Chris Gomo saw this as a journalist and said he posted the original screenshot where is the original one he was like chirping at AOC

being like nothing about Hamas or people burning Jews cars which I don't what the fuck but sweetie jeans ad deserved time on floor of congress what happened to this party fight for small business

dot dot dot not for small culture wars the fact that he thought aOC said bouncy fun bags uh says a lot about who he is says a lot about who he is yeah and also and also like if you click back on the video i want to show

something here. Because there's a there, it says AI video on there that didn't exist. But the video has a watermark up on the top. This is Clonos I.O. Parity 100% made with AI. Oh, it was on the screen. It was on a fucking screen. And

also on top of that, he linked, because he's such a freaking boomer, he linked an Instagram pose. This is the most Austin show-coded, like, flubble on top. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I guess just, fuck off.

Just call me a f***, why don't you? Come on. That little f*** would have fallen for it. That's, I don't believe that. No, we aren't. Look, read the, read the caption of the video. This is a deep fake dude or where? This is what the Instagram link.

Chat GPT memes and alt art. Oh, God. We're so cooked. We're so cooked to society, bro. Boomers do not understand. I went to the original video. Yeah. The chat GPT archives video.

Yeah. Okay. And I looked at the comments. And lo and behold, everyone thought it was real, bro. Everyone was responding to it like Chris Cuomo. Because this is what people do nowadays. They don't even watch the video. They look at the tweet and the text in the tweet.

Yeah, they ask Grock. Yeah, they ask Grock. They look at the text in the tweet and they react to whatever the text says. I see people on Twitter nowadays will link a video that has nothing to do with the text. or they'll claim that somebody in a video said something then they'll link a video where they didn't say that at all and then people will respond as if that's what they said in the video like I've seen clips of you

all the time it's hard when people spread misinformation or platform bad people and Hassan we have to talk about something what 24 karat gold Lubu because you were a big fan you were a big supporter Obviously, the eyes of the world have turned to you.

I don't know if you guys have seen out there in the world of watching our podcast, but there is a woman who achieved internet virality and fame for having the first 24-4-carry-go-le-le-Bee-Bee. Well, she added another Laboo to her collection. March, can you pull that up? Less well-received this week. Also, I sent you a link, but that's for it later. I also said you and Hassan

I'd like you to answer for this if you would 24 karat gold Labubu lady went and pulled this stunt okay

was she quickly in her defense she quickly deleted in her defense that's that is like punching a baby in the face and then being like

I apologize think about all the time and effort she put taking out a black sharpie and sharpying the face of the world's very first KSI LAMU

and it's so funny Look how proud she is Wait, play it with the audio I need to hear it I need to hear her shame I was so excited So I paid 100,000 pounds for the KSI Labibu

and I think it's just perfect I love it This is with my collection of most expensive Labibu's of the world obviously because they are top celebrities and they're probably the biggest YouTubers out there.

You haven't seen me? No. Yeah, things are bad out there, Austin. Right. This is a one-off. I am the only person. Yeah, you are the only person. There's others that look like it.

She deleted the video. Yeah, but her career is over. Like, never have I watched someone's career end so fast in real time where she had this, like, I guess, fun little niche of being like, oh, I'll make fake luboos and be dumb about it. And, like, what, the third one she made is like the most racist fucking thing.

I mean, a little fucking idiot. It looks like, like, there are, there are little dolls that look like that. Yeah. Yes. Very racist. Yes. No, I remember I went to the Netherlands and for the first time around Christmas in, like, 2017. Yeah.

And I was with my friend and we were at the mall. I was with Kirk. I was at the mall. And I said, Cinder close. I was like, Kirk, are those Santa's elves?

And he said, I think so. And I said, Kirk, they're in black face. Yeah, what the fuck is going on? That's a Dutch tradition.

And they'll fucking look at you straight face and be like, oh, we don't have racism here. It's different. Well, no, they said, no,

they said that it was, the cold. Yeah. No, it's black. No, it's black peat. Yeah,

I don't even want to say the OG version of it because it's like, Yeah. Racist. Yeah. Well, anyway, Leibu. All right. Here me out.

No. Wow. She worked really hard on it. Come on. Incredibly. Boom. She worked really hard on that incredibly racist. Oh, brother.

We do not. At least she didn't paint the lips and stuff. She only painted it super with the Sharpie. Like, what compels someone? one to go through the process of being like, this is going to hit. Yeah. Like I said this before on my stream, but it's like, do you not have like a single person with like a little bit of melanin to be like, wait, is that? No, she obviously doesn't. She obviously doesn't. You made

like one of those dolls and it's like hanging too. It makes it even worse. Like, yeah. It's just not a good thing. Not a good situation. Not good. The rise and fall. I have another not good situation. Oh. Hassan is on you. Marsh, pull up the photo. Wow, this is fuck Hassan Day in particular. Pull up the photo here. I have to call you out.

You are becoming a problem and you're tearing apart my family. What's here? Is this the bottom wrap that I eat? I just, I just, I received a text message from a loved one. Oh. Is it your mother again? It was a loved one. and she

was my mother, is my mother. Oh. Oh. And she sent me this out of the blue and she said, oh my God, I am getting inundated with these today laughing my ass off. She got good taste. And I mean, I will link you the TikTok. This is what my mother is watching, folks.

For those of you, watch out for your mothers. I like how we know how the algorithm. of them works, right? Yeah. And your mom is trying desperately to pretend like these have just shown up I know, out of the blue. I know. But we know. I know. She's leaving videos on replay. I don't, I don't have, I don't have the heart to tell her that you know that she, that I, that mom is gooning to this. Because, because here's a deal. This is what, this is what I, what I've come to understand. I watch you. I watch your videos. I stop and watch your content on TikTok.

I am not getting these clips. I think, honestly, we should call your mother and explain it. No. On the podcast? Yes. Look at this. Hassan. Hassan.

I need you to apologize to my mother. What? For what? It's not her. It's not his fault. She's licking that. Oh! Oh!

No! No. No, Will. She's going to watch this. No. No. I'm not ready for you to be my father. I don't want it.

That would be the best last chapter. What would have a Papa show walked in while she's watching one of these, like... Look, my dad. My dad. You said it for yourself. My dad's a hot man. He's a confident man. Yeah, he don't give a...

You know, he don't give a damn because I'm sure he finds ladies hot, you know? Yeah. You know? Yeah. My dad, you know, he was... He's gooning to cutie talk. No.

No, he's not. At night, they just lay down. I get it. I get it. I get it, I get it, Dave. At night, they're just laying in bed next to one another. No. My dad don't use TikTok.

That's right. Yeah, he does not use TikTok. Do you want to call and explain to your mother that her actions have consequences? No, I feel like, I don't think I could call my mother to do that. I think she would laugh. She's cool. I mean, it's cool. I think Apple doesn't fall from the tree.

When I told her about that clip and I told her I was going to talk about it on the stream, she's like, oh, okay. She got excited. And then she like, I think she sends it to me because she knows I'm going to talk about it in the podcast. Oh my God. She knows I'm going to talk about her. I'm such a fan of your family. No, they're fun.

They're rad. They're fun. My dad shows. The show family. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. The show family. Meet the shows.

Ooh, you have a website, don't you will? I do. All right. How did you make it? Well, I used internet code. No, well, Austin, it's not how I make it. It's what I sell, and that's my hot sauce. Oh, really?

Yes. But what I have found is that making a website on your, own is too damn confusing. Totally know how that goes. That's right. That's why you've got to use Shopify.com. Yeah. Tell me about it. Oh, it just streamlined the entire web sales process like a dolphin's body. Wow. Yeah. That's incredible smooth like a dolphin's body. That's right, ladies you gentlemen. That's actually on the sheet. Can I get all the big stuff for your small business right with Shopify. That's right. For your $1 per month trial and start selling at Shopify.com slash fear.

Go to Shopify.com slash fear. Shopify. com slash fear. Maricio. Absolutely. Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Hassan? I have some drama.

Oh. Not in our world, but a totally separate world. And I wanted to give you guys some insight into what's going on in the world of right-wing influence. specifically right wing influencers women oh march can you roll the clip please oh yes i love right wing influencers i mean i don't like them but i like to watch how crazy they are all right a bar stool segment yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no play the audio as well and let me oh my god now between right

right wing influencers after one of them got engaged over the weekend and then another one of them called her ring small and all hell is broken. Wait, wait, pause. People are being accused of all sorts of things. That is a big no-no. You guys know that, right? Saying someone's, a woman's ring is like too small

or the diamond's not big enough is like one of the biggest faux pa. Really? It's like shitting in a toilet and leaving it there. It's like one of the crudest things. Have you ever gone back to a toilet that you thought you flushed? what are you

what are you asking no there's this weird thing that happens sometimes with toilets where like you flush it and then it like a lot of people are gonna there's people out there I know this is a fringe I say crazy shit and flush no sometimes you'll flush down something and then you'll come back and it'll be there

it'll it'll like escape the flush no it's crazy it's a crazy phenomenon and I know you think I'm crazy and you think I'm crazy, but there are people out there in the comment section that will come to my defense. Where is this coming from, Austin? You mentioned it's like leaving a turd in a toilet.

Have you been doing this recently? No, I would never. I always flush the toilet. I flushed multiple times. I courtesy flush. Where is this coming from? I'm actually, when I go to the bathroom is probably not great for the environment. So where is this coming from?

You mentioned toilet flushing and leaving a turd in the toilet. Right. And I remember it. I was like, sometimes I go back to the time. I have not experienced many phantom flushes. That's what, well, it, it is a phenomenon that is, that happens. Uh-huh. So I've actually, I've turned to flushing multiple times.

I, I, the moment it plops out, immediately, down. Awesome, the dilest of flushing toilets. Yeah, I, I mean, I'm telling you, you gotta get it, you got to, you got to, they'll, they'll fight back. Okay. They'll fight back. Sorry. Sorry to derail the conversation.

Okay. The phantom. This show. I'm telling you. This is. It's going to go viral because everybody's experiencing it. Okay. But nobody, I'm going to talk about something else later that nobody, nobody, nobody wants to say it.

But I'm, I'm going to say it. The Phantom flush. I think that's, I think that's got to be a new Austin show segment. Well, no, the Austin show segment, Austin Show, I'm saying it. I'm saying it. Well, maybe we should read. We should redo that. No, let's not say that.

I play it. That can go to the dangerous places of Austin. And it's just a picture of the KSI. No, no. The boomers in that world is out in the open right now. And nobody's backing down. This is Sarah Stap. She's the one who got engaged.

She has hundreds of thousands of followers. She's been on Jubilee videos. So, yeah, that girl, Sarah Stalk, that poses a little baby, little baby ring. She's a Nazi. I don't give a shit. Okay, you can say that. I didn't know she was a Nazi. Yeah, yeah, no.

Most of the. these women are like either straightforward neo-Nazis are like pretty close to it. Right. But for her, this lady is like straight up like she was on Jubilee. She said like she's a fascist, that kind of thing. Oh. Yeah. She says, I won in a photo of her hand.

Congratulations to her on her engagement. Most people are congratulating her. Pearl Davis, who is an infamous person on the internet, gotten involved in. You know who that is? Right winged girl off the market. And then Emily saves America. responded by saying the ring size

Pearl said I don't think With the skull Wow Wait this is another Conservative commentator Emily Saves America is another conservative commentator H. Pearl Davis

is like that famous woman who hates women and is like a white supremacist but it turns out there is a lot going on there as well as you'll find out in a brief moment

but yeah she says I don't think the size matters but I just wonder why men can't do nice things for us without it being public anymore. And then Emily Saves America responds with size matters. Oh.

Size matters, but I just wonder why men can't do nice things for us without it being public anymore, which I mean, most people post when they get engaged, Pearl. And then Emily said, size matters. This is Emily Wilson. He posts videos on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter. She's MAGA.

She's on Fox News. She's pretty popular. Sarah responded by saying, where's your ring, Emily? Which, in most places, Emily would respond back in It would be the end of that. But then that tweet is like, did he? Oh, wait. Wait.

Go ahead. Influencer who was famous for keeping his gym open during the COVID lockdowns in New Jersey. He quoted tweets and said, unwed, childless, Fox News Girl, Boss, who complains when woman makes sourdough, now hates on ring size of a happily engaged young woman. Congrats Bozo, you were feminist. Totally.

I'm pausing. I did. I love this. He used feminists as a pejorative. He's like, you fucking idiot His definition of being a feminist It's just being an absolute Agarious cunt

He's like, oh, congrats bozo I guess you're making fun of women's ring sizes You're basically a feminist It's the worst thing he could have come up with But it turns out Emily saves America Has some fucking smoke For this man

Because it turns out this man has A litany of different complications Let's take a look He's a fighter She responds to saying between allegedly cheating on your wife being caught with a... A dildo up your ass?

Hold out of pause. Pause. How the fuck do you get caught with a dildo up your ass? Bro, it doesn't end there. I'm leading the next part where apparently he killed a teenager. Did he kill a teenager with a dildo up his ass? I don't know if he had a dildo on his ass. I can't believe I missed that part.

Yeah. I was so hung up on the dildo up his ass. I missed that part. He killed a teenager and he got another DUI after that, I think. With the first of your two DUI. Oh, my God, hold on. How does the, where did the dildo come from? God, we don't know.

He was doing gay porn, Austin. Oh, that's not getting caught with a dildop your ass. Well, he's a right-wing influencer. But that's not getting caught. I think, I mean, I don't know. I didn't search it. Getting caught with a dildo up your ass is like, I mean, it depends on the porn, I guess.

That's true. Ian Smith-Dill-R-Boss. Go on, man. I thought you were at lacrosse practice. What are you doing in here? How do you think he would be caught with a dildo in his ass? Like, he fucking slipped and fell into a dill- I don't know. Maybe somebody walked in the bathroom

and a dildo was up his ass. Can you, March? Let's just watch it. No, no, come on, come on. Ian Smith, dildo ass. I'm sure someone has described. March, call up the dildo. Google those terms, please.

Yes. And make sure you're not incognito. And make sure that you say, sign your name at the end of it. Marie Zio Miranda. Ian Smith, fitness. Big, dildo. Fitness, dildo. Fitness, dildo, my butt.

I'm sure someone will explain it Now go to images No not images I want to hear the lore You're a freak for that Oh Oh shit

Wait sure I play with my big I don't know what he looks like This could be Fabi That's just poor That's just poured What

Pull up I just want to I need answers now I'm working on it I'm working on it I'm working on it I want to know how he got a dildo caught up his ass.

The verbiage of being caught with the dildo up your ass, it's like, oh, oh my God! I swear it's not, my. Okay, you know what was crazy? I fell! You know what was crazy? This dude killed a teenager, and we're still talking about the dildo in his ass. Yeah, that one's not as funny. Yeah, that was really dark.

No, it's dark, it's horrific. But getting caught with the dildo in your ass? No, no. But getting caught with that in your butt is like the most... Wait, oh, you were saying that. No, I'm just confused. We'll get to the other shitty stuff, but like before we get, we got to cover. Let's lock in here.

Your first of two DUIs, you really should sit this one out. Morgan Ariel, who I hadn't heard of until this, got involved and said, you give it up for free. Might want to sit this one out at Emily Savus USA. Morgan Ariel is a nationalist, Christian culture, commentator, lyingist for Jesus Christ. Emily, as I said, fighter, laying it all out there. This is true, like, in the UFC, when two fighters just come and meet in the middle of the octagon and just go right. She's right. Morgan, your baby daddy abandoned you.

Yet somehow you think you were better than me or anyone on this app. You gave it up for free, got left in the dust, and now you post rage bait on X to supplement the inadequacy of your monthly child support. Can I say something quickly? A bastard child is a throwback. Yeah, she's speaking like a lor. She's going Game of Thrones. Yeah. You are raising a bastard child.

Bustard! Yeah. Dude, also, all these conservative, like, supposedly fucking tradcath and, like, right-wing Christian nationalist women are fucking messy. I was going to say that.

They're doing some crazy shit. You haven't even seen the Big Monty yet. Hold on. Oh, it's coming? Oh, because Emily. A second dildo is hit the one. Well, you know, I haven't even throwing a lot of smoke, so I've got to throw some smoke back at her.

Oh, shit. What does Big Monty mean? Just like a term. Like, it's a big reveal. The full Monty is when, at the end of a strip performance, you would reveal the dick. And so a full Monty is like a finale. Like, does it have to be a penis?

The term full Monty. Oh. Is it from a dancer that, like, an exotic dancer? Marsh, pull up where the term full. Monty comes from, please? Okay, we don't have to. We don't have to. You can educate me later. Austin can farm a four-minute

TikTok video into 45 minutes. What? Did you just have a stroke? I said, Austin can farm a four-minute TikTok video into 45 minutes. Oh, yeah. What's up? Well, Monty Ligers from the British Taylor

whose Monty Burton mens were offered full three-piece suits. Well, yeah. Oh, and you got the full Monty. There you go. For stripping bear. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let's come. Give me the fool, Monty, Austin. It sounds like a gay bar.

You are raising a bastard. Oh, shit. Okay. Morgan then comes from over the top rope and says, Emily, everything you just said is not true, but then accuses her of this. You got fingered with the fingers in the middle of a hotel lobby at a TPUSA, which is a turning point USA event. That's Charlie Kirk's company. While everyone in Washington, there were families around. You brag about having or sex.

With married magad dads and doing drugs. You have been completely ran through by both single and married men in the right wing. You call young these losers and encourage them to have premarital and you are pro abortion. If you thought those virgins slash allegations are going to stop. She say young virgins are losers. Oh, Jesus Christ. And then Emily takes it off the fucking platform. and into the Instagram stories

to continue this saga but without additional feedback. Play that. Pop Emily, wrong. This, she likes to fight. She put on X this morning. It's going to be hard to be a trad wife when your man can't even afford to ring.

How do you guys expect to have a house, land multiple kids? Be for real. I hope you all enjoy working. Sorry, I'm MIA. And she puts on Instagram, conservative men need to stop being broke and gaslighting women we don't deserve diamond diamonds and rings so you want me to give up my job my career my financial independence push multiple babies out of my body cook clean be loyal and loving feminine wife forever and y'all can't even afford a nice ring for us gtfo admit y'all literally don't like women by the time you're watching this video there may be more to this but yeah i need my conclusion here is i need a reality show of all these people I don't want it to be playing out on social I want a reality show

In a weird way Is she like becoming She's becoming woke Yeah I was like Is she becoming woke She's like She got so far right Like she

She flipped back around She flipped back around I'm an independent woman Making my own damn money And like I need to But then yeah Okay

I'm not gonna say anything But yeah She is not woke at the end of the age. She's like, oh, a man needs to be able to take care of me, like, blah, blah, blah, all the shit. But like, you know, she's still, she's still saying that like, I'm, I'm top shelf. I'm high class. You know, I'm, I'm, oh, yeah, I'm not. I only get fingered in the best lobby. Yeah. Yeah. Which is, uh, interesting. And I suspect that this is the most, like, her career is over moment of all time because I feel like conservative men, they do not like being told that they're broke. Like, I feel like a lot of the conservative movement, especially online, especially among the youth, very much is defined by shitting on them. Size matters can't play well in the insult. No. No. So that's the little saga I wanted to share with you guys. Speaking of size. I wanted to talk about something brave. Penises. I'm with you

I realize that sometimes I'm not talking about me in particular but if some if there is a you know what this actually this

in my head this played a lot better than go ahead no no no we're ready for you whip it out Austin this is more of a Patreon now we're ready for you

to be traffic I know whip it out man I think the size of your penis can be diminished by the size of somebody's butt I was talking about this on stream today

and I think that if somebody has such a fat ass you can start to lack a little sometimes you can start to think that because of the ratio of the ass it can dwarf the size of your penis who were you thinking about when you were saying this? Well I wasn't for me in particular but I

speak on it King I'm out here do you see what I'm saying though I'm out here in the middle of the ocean no no that's it that's all I wanted to say where did this come from I don't know I thought did you have sex with someone with a fat ass

with also a big cock but it looked no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm talking about my but like in jet oh god this is you don't have a fat ass Austin no spilled the beans

Are you saying you think you give us the full Monty All right, I'm just going to say... Yes, he's going to tell... My point was saying, my point that I was trying to make is if somebody has a big butt, it can make your stuff look smaller in comparison. So when you get it out, when you get it out in front of a butt that's not as big,

you notice, damn, oh shit, you're working with something. So... Why did I bring this up? I hate this. I hate this. You wanted to do something break. So did you have sex with a littler butt or a bigger butt?

Well, I actually can't talk about this. I can't. I mean, we're already here. I have to cut it. We have to cut it. No. No. We are not executive decision.

We're not cutting that. You just said you brought other topics. No, that was what I was going to talk about. That was the topic you brought. Yeah, I was thinking about it. And you shot it in the head midway through. Thank you for bringing that great topic, Austin. Well, yeah.

Then we had to cut out. Then we had to cut out. I'm so sorry. It was just, we were, I just got, it was just too many details. You got it out over your ski tips. It was too vulgar. You got out over your ski tips. I did, I did.

It got a little too far into it, and it was just too deeply personal. What else did you bring this week? Oh, man, I brought so much. I've been streaming on a daily basis, and let me tell you something. For sure. I've been getting up at 7.30 in the morning. Whoa. And streaming for three hours.

And man, I'm tired all this. day long. Right. So you don't, you don't have any topics. No, I do. All right.

I do. You do? Go ahead. Hit me. Well, let me tell you about this. Sure. I did.

I brought my mom. I talked about my mom. I brought the penis thing. That we had to cut. The penis to the butt thing, the ratio. Okay. Do you get what I'm saying with that,

though? No. You can't. We already had to cut the segment. No. Okay. Go. America Mia.

America, America me up. Kid just slap me in, say America, listen. Okay, I do have an America me up, but there was one other thing I want to talk about first. Okay, let's do it. There has been an attack on our female athlete. Oh. Oh.

There has been, oh, I know about this one. A rash of dildo throwing at WMBA. So much so. I think at the last game, they did not allow people to bring bags in. Yes. I don't understand this because it's like, bro, you just went and bought a dildo. You know what I mean? You also attended the game.

Yeah, you went, you bought a dildo, you attended the WMBA game. What was the message that he was trying to send? Some men just want to watch a world burn. Okay, but so I saw on Twitter that you could have, there was shortly after this dildo landed on the court, there was a betting site. that allowed you to bet on if a dildo landed on the court. So it calculated if you were to max out that bet and go to the game, buy a dildo, throw it on the court, you could make like $65,000. That's where, how did we get here?

Now, I read it online. It could be completely fake. I didn't check the credibility of it whatsoever. Crazy. but it could be completely fake but the dildo throwing is just to like fuck with the WMBA players which are not having an easy time right now

yeah what the fuck is the deal especially after that one player went to a nightclub and I think she wanted to get into the angel re-section and she told the bouncer we in the W and the bouncer didn't know what that meant but she meant the WMBA

and then she like was very offended that they had to wait outside for an extended period of time. I feel kind of bad, but I guess the reason why it's happening is because, you know, people are just, like, trying to fuck with the WMA players

by, like, shitting on them. Yeah, which is fucked. Leave them alone. I know. Leave them alone. And if you're going to throw something on the court, make it something cool, like the Red Wings,

when they get a hat trick, they throw an octopus. What? I thought you loved octopuses. I do, but, like, that's kind of sick. Did you know I learned something about octopus? What's that? That they only live for like one or two years.

And you know why? Because they kill themselves. Yeah, after they reproduce. They reproduce and they kill themselves. And I was like, well, why don't we just keep one? Do you do the same thing as humans? No. No.

Oh, right. No, I was just, I was just saying. Like, as a species, I thought, well, maybe we could, maybe there's more octopuses that will live longer and how long would they live if they didn't kill themselves. And then I read that, that even if, If they don't reproduce, they will still kill themselves after one to two years. Oh. Isn't that crazy?

That's wild. Why are they so suicidal? Did you just dawn in response to him? No, I mean, come on. If you know what I closed my mouth. It wasn't because his story's boring. It's because I'm tired. Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for America Me Out.

Can you give me a little theme for America Me Out? I mean, even... Awesome. Something different. Something different. No, no, no. Sorry, don't do. I need something fresh.

I need another hit. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do it, hold on. That was at. Austin, the studio's calling. We need another hit. He's going to put rock. He's really going Bruce Springsteen. He went brought up to it.

Is he tuning up his bass? I think he's jerking off. America, me up. Yeah. I don't know. All right, all right. He is tapped out. Yeah, America, me, a boop, ba-da-da-do-boop chow.

It's like watching... That's just... But da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. Look, even the greatest artists need time to produce hits. You know? It didn't feel like that whenever you're doing a cutie segment jingle. Would you please pull up, go on YouTube, the original news clipping for a man named Lawnchair Larry. And I brought this because...

I think we all dream big, you know? There'll be times in life that people tell you your dreams are too big or too dangerous or silly. What the fuck? But Larry didn't listen to those people. Go ahead and tell you. That's a 747-200. Massa official today Challenger's first flight is in January. It should be good for 100 flights altogether.

On the Challenger, which is about 2,000 pounds lighter than the Columbia, the tiles have been reinforced to better withstand foul weather. Roger. The country got through its 206th birthday celebration in fairly good shape. The fireworks crowds were down somewhat in Washington and in New York, but St. Louis claimed the nation's biggest gathering, two million along the banks of the Mississippi. There were, of course, foot races and turtle races and balloon races, but there was only one balloon trip like the one Larry Walters of North Hollywood took.

Here's David Burrington. Larry Walters had always dreamed of flying a balloon to a faraway place. So with help from a friend who taped these scenes, he rigged 42 weather balloons to a lawn chair and filled them with helium. Walters hoped to fly across the mountains to the Mojave Desert staying in touch with a CB radio. Suddenly a cable broken up, he went with one emotion. Fulfillment. I was on my way. The first casualty, his glasses.

They slipped overboard, leading to this radio transmission with his girlfriend. Law, cut him down. You've got to come down if you can't see. Come him down. I've got my other glasses. You copy over I copy Are you sure you're okay There's planes up there

We can hear him Are you okay? I'm okay I'm going through You say there We can hear them My altitude's 1,500 feet

See marine line right now Oh my god You're going to hurt The ocean already Complete panic Now How is he gonna come down now How is he gonna come down

Well pause he had a very safe way to get down what is he brought a pellet gun yeah naturally that's not what what he's on about he's just gonna pop balloons with a gun yeah so that's how NASA does it true so wait his technique is he just strapped balloons to a chair weather balloons yeah he strapped balloons to a chair flew up there no discernible way of like commanding the direction that's correct just at the mercy of the wind

right so he could have just he wanted to fly over the mojave desert the girlfriend's freaking out because he's going in the direction of the ocean right so that he's double cooked at that point oh yes and he only has a pellet gun well yes well he's got a second pair of glasses does he have any way to steer this thing no

I think he also has a bucket for waste Oh, so he brought a bathroom on board But didn't think about steering He took care of everything, you know? I mean, he really thought it out Nothing to chance Go ahead and turn to this story By two astonished airline pilots

But the craft wasn't moving Also there's clouds It's not going to clear day Pause He wasn't supposed to leave when he did His cable broke Oh Wait, so he got clearance from

the, the... No. Fast, back in the FAA didn't exist. Back in the day as Wild West. People used to do

crazier shit. You know, there was no... The thing is, there was no internet, so there was nothing to, you couldn't look up

if it was wrong or against the law or anything like that. So you just did it. I feel like it's common sense to be like, don't strap yourself to a chair with a balloon.

Well, that's a lot of people think. Go ahead and play it. Long Beach, the only time he was frightened. I saw a roofed for tops. and power lines. I thought myself, my God, this is it. You know, please God, you know, don't let me get pride.

Today, Walter said he has no intention of going ballooning again. Oh, he survived. Oh, yeah. His first priority now is to sell the rights to his story. David Burrington, NBC News, Los Angeles. So just some quick details. On July 2nd, 1982, Larry Walters made a 45-minute flight and a homemade aerostat made of an ordinary lawn chair tied to 42.

helium balloons with rope the aircraft the aircraft rose to an altitude of 16,000 feet 5,000 meters how the fuck do you even

like breathe up there it's a struggle you need oxygen drifted he could have just blacked out oh yeah and falling off slipped off the chair

that's correct you can you can kind of breathe well he kind of bro yeah yeah he drifted from the point of lift off in San Pedro, California, and entered control airspace near Long Beach Airport. During the final descent, the airplane became entangled in power. Sorry, the aircraft became entangled in power lines.

But Walter was able to safely jump down. The flight activated or attracted worldwide media intention and inspired a movie Danny Deschair, a musical and numerous imitators. Wait, so he actually, he cooked, like, that's what he wanted to do. So how did he get down with the pellet gun? Yes. Yes. So here you go.

Dude, what else is the government hiding from us? He bought a lawn chair for a hundred bucks and some weather balloons, tied them together, filled the weather balloons with helium, put a parachute on, and strapped himself to the chair in the backyard of his home in San Pedro. He took a pellet gun, a CB radio, a sandwich, two liters of Coca-Cola, a six-pack of beer and a camera. When the cord that tied his lawn chair

to the Jeep broke prematurely, before the end of the plan delay for notifying the authorities, Walter's lawn chair rose rapidly to a height of 16,000 feet and was spotted by three commercial airlines. He slowly drifted down over Long Beach and cross the primary approach corridor

of Long Beach Airport. No. Yes. So did he could have just like kill an entire? Oh. Did he get in trouble? No.

What? No. Bro. Right now post 9-11 America, I feel like he's going to. They would have scrambled jets and shot him down. Oh, for sure.

They would have shot him down. He's looking Chinese. Yeah. Like they would have shot him down at 100%. Makes you think we've really surrendered our freedoms. You know what? I feel so good because guess who linked will that America me up this week? Yeah.

So I did bring a topic. You did. How about that, at least somebody's working around here. Will an Austin show. That was a big reveal. I'm proud of you. That was crazy.

That was good. An aviation-related one. I love it. You sent me a good one, and I wanted to do it because I liked that you took initiative. I did. I took initiative.

I saw that across my feet. I said this, and I didn't look at the full story because I wanted to listen and find out new information from you. Lawn chair Larry. Oh, yeah, Lawnchair Larry. Speaking of which,

you got a big flight tonight, don't you? All right. Well, you want to wrap it up? I do have a big flight tonight, which is why we're going to move on to the paywalt portion of the podcast at patreon.com slash fear and. Patreon.com

slash fear and even though cutie's not here. You cooked one up for the Patreon, but not for America. Me Up. Patreon. Patreon.com slash fear and. Bye do, but do,

but do, but, how is there always scat? Why is there always scat? I think they always got to be. This is a real scat man. I won't make it for me on the other side of town. Well, we had a miscommunication because I thought that you meant that you were coming here right after and then you and I were going to stay.

That's what I thought. No, I thought we were going to do a different day. I didn't make any. I don't know why that would have been what I took from that, but anyway. How many minutes are you guys in? We have. We have two. 25 minutes.

What are you sitting her up for? She's not going to make you. Are you're setting her up? Oh, you're giving her a microphone. Oh my god, that's this is we never- Are you familiar with the story of the woman who fell in love with her psychiatrist on TikTok? That's what Girlie Pop Nation was gonna be this week.

Well, we're covering it right now without you. Hold on. Girlie Pop Girlie Pop Girlie Pop What are we doing, man? What are we doing, man? Girlie Pap.