Fear& - We Tried Podcasting With YouTube Video Essayists.. | Fear& w/ Kurtis Connor & Danny Gonzalez
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him to eat it all day long dude you have been what the
fuck dude trying to this is you've racked up quite the tap a chick-fil-a i'm looking at this
particular fucking order too i'm looking at this right now it says like you have you sponsored
three gay conversion therapies which is weird why does that this be a great. Why does that? This would be a great opening. Why does that? Well, it's already.
We're recording.
Are we live already?
We're recording already.
Oh, shit.
Your awareness is at an all-time high today.
Wait.
Fuck.
You didn't catch the beginning, did you?
No, I.
No, no, no.
It's.
Okay.
Where I said the F slur repeatedly.
Yeah.
I mean, that's just like kind of your thing.
Oh, my God.
It literally is enough
for one gay conversion.
For one.
You want a brownie?
No, man. What are you trying to fatten me up?
What is this?
Yeah, you're too damn skinny.
Among us.
Among us.
Hello, guys.
We're back and I don't even know
what week we're on because we have so many, like, extra.
We have so many extra episodes that are lined up.
You want to know the total?
For Chick-fil-A, $104 Chick-fil-A order.
I'm saying one gay child is now converted thanks to you.
You know what?
That's what I'm doing.
Good job. I will be the? That's what I'm doing. Good job.
I will be the last gay man.
I am surrounded.
I'm surrounded by wonderful people and also Austin.
Yes, that's right.
We're back.
We're live.
We're alive.
Will is no longer with us.
Again, he died again.
It's crazy.
But, yeah, good thing we have co-host austin show mr show here in the building
on the ones and twos we got danny gonzalez with two z's not one with an s in the end do not make
that mistake that's really fucked up and also mayor of curtis town is that is that right are
you yeah you're right okay curtis connor yeah. Yeah, that's me. That's right, folks. Oh, my God.
What a bonanza.
We just got off a long stream.
We just got off.
We just got off as well.
Yeah.
Unrelated to the stream, we were jerking each other off is what we do around these parts.
Have you guys seen this?
Speaking of jerking each other off.
I was kind of looking at that while we were streaming.
So the Aussie boys.
It looked like a butt plug.
Actually, okay, now that I'm looking at it, I see what it is.
I thought it was like a lucky rabbit's foot.
No, it's a genuine Australian souvenir made in Australia.
It's a kangaroo scrotum.
Oh, that's real?
Yes.
The genuine product was harvested.
Genuine scrotum.
Wait, is it real?
Yeah, it is.
Let's cut it open.
Does it have real balls in there?
Yeah.
Genuine fucking kangaroo scrotum. So if you cut that open, there's balls in there. Don't let the liver can get a hold of that. Yeah, he'll have real balls in there? Yeah. Genuine fucking kangaroo shroud.
So if you cut that open, there's balls in there.
Don't let the liver king get a hold of that.
He'll eat it.
He'll eat it.
Yeah.
Damn.
God damn.
Pretty cool.
It's like, who would have that as a keychain?
That's awesome.
It's pretty cool.
The crazy look exactly like mine.
Yeah.
That hairy?
Yeah.
They would make one of these for you at the vet.
That's really weird.
It's also very weird.
Oh, no.
I mean, dogs get spayed before they die.
That's it.
Well, no, because I was thinking that instead of...
That's not after.
They wouldn't do it afterwards.
No, no.
I got to cut this dog's balls off.
Austin's like, they don't go to heaven.
Hear me out.
No, what I was thinking is
I said instead of
cremating your pet
they could give you
the balls
usually that happens
much earlier
in the process
right
of life
yeah I thought you just
yeah I thought you
thought my thing
like that they go to heaven
they don't go to heaven
unless you cut their balls off
oh yeah
yeah that's true
I think they just burn
the dog's balls
down to its ashes
yeah
well no you know about you know about cremating dogs
they just throw them all in
to one spot
do not tell me that
so you're not getting your dogs out
do you have a dead dog?
I do
it's on Laura's nightstand
it's not
I'm so sorry
you should probably get a DNA test
you gotta tell Laura not to listen to this podcast.
It's not good.
Okay.
Just letting you know,
I didn't know that either.
It's actually could be cats too.
I actually.
What?
Why are you doing this?
Google it.
Why do you know this?
I mean.
What did you fuck a vet tech?
Like what happened?
Why would I have to fuck a vet tech
to get that information?
That's the only way you can get that information. I want to know what happens to cremated dog.
Well,
you gotta fuck me first.
I'm not telling you what happens to dogs in cremation.
So you fuck me.
I'm just saying maybe like randomly fuck.
Okay.
Maybe I was self-reporting a little bit because I,
you fucked a vet tech.
I did.
And they told me,
she did not tell me that.
What the fuck?
Did you ask?
No.
That's why.
I never thought about it, but like...
It kind of ruins the mood, you know?
Yeah.
You're like, after you're done, she's like, by the way...
It's not your dog.
I just took out your dog's ashes on your nightstand.
It's actually not your dog.
You got to pay more.
You can pay more to get it to be only your dog.
Okay.
Well, maybe we did that.
I don't remember.
I doubt it.
Because you didn't know.
Like, what vet is like, hey, by the way, slide an extra $100 and it can be your dog.
Do they tell you that when you sign up?
They're like, if you pay more, we won't burn some cats in there with you.
You know, I'll be completely honest.
I just heard this somewhere.
I don't even know if it's true.
I think he's just making this up. I don't even know if it's true. I think he's just
making this up. Jesus.
I didn't make it up. You said it. You're like terrorizing
me right now with this information. Did you just say
like, I just heard it from somebody.
You know how he would have 100% known though
if he fucked a vet tech.
That's how you know. I have never had sex
with a vet tech.
Not for lack of trying.
Alright, that's a good way to start the episode.
This is a podcast where we don't talk about politics.
That's the thing.
Everyone always comes with the expectation.
Like, what the fuck are we going to talk about?
Ukraine? I got ready.
I have notes.
I'm like, nah, we're not doing that.
Politics is whack.
We were talking earlier about youtube versus twitch
okay okay who do you take on do we do if we battle do we win no probably not like all of
youtube yeah all of two yeah we get a physical we got a shit push winning for sure you got the
size advantage more people and mr beast could like afford like military grade equipment right we
would i like thinking about that a lot like a not normal
amount i think about like the power that mr beast holds yeah as a singular individual yeah he could
get in like a tank or something and just like blow everybody up he could post anything on youtube and
like at least 30 million people would see it right yeah yeah that's it that's an awesome power to
have and by awesome i don't mean like oh that's so sick i
mean like awesome like weapons yeah right you say like the the old way of using the word um
and uh yeah no twitch is like there's a bunch of fucking nerds in my computer i'm like you guys
you two fucking sick dude a couple of jo basically. So I think we got this under control.
Yeah.
Sorry, I got really scared.
You're going to hit me a little.
I think we all can admit that TikTok has us washed, though.
Like, TikTok would beat our asses.
No, because they don't have a lot.
They don't have, like, what do you call it?
They're all jacked.
Endurance.
Yeah, but it's all fake muscles.
But also, like, YouTubers like like mr beast has like
the financial you know stuff behind them because of like like ad share and stuff
tiktok keep the war going for like a hundred years yeah it's a war of attrition and he's like
bankrolling yeah at that point you just don't have the you know there isn't the the spending
power there yeah right i think the reason why i think about Mr. Beast a lot in that respect
is in a dystopian future, I wonder if I could do coups and stuff.
Like a Mr. Beast that does coups in other countries and shit.
You know what I mean?
Just for no reason.
That'd be pretty cool.
Just to make a YouTube video about it.
He wants to do a video where he's giving away the country of Venezuela,
so he has to tear down the government in Venezuela in order to gain control.
This video is sponsored by honey.
The downfall of Venezuela is sponsored by honey.
I'm going to take down Venezuela.
That'd be actually kind of cool for him to make a country.
One time we were talking.
One time when I first met him he's actually a very
nice guy for the record um uh jimmy is great uh one time when i first met him he was like
oh you know what you should do just live in a tent like for a video like to do like socialism
and i was like that's not that's not socialism that's no camping no like it was like it was a
good idea like but i think he was just
trying to say like you know do the values like show the values of like but in a challenging way
you know what i mean i was like that's not a value i spent a hundred days in a tent to prove that
socialism is awesome yeah but like it really it really changed my way of thinking about things
um so now i'm just constantly thinking like how can i how can i mr beast it up you know what i It really changed my way of thinking about things.
So now I'm just constantly thinking,
how can I Mr. Beast it up?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, what could you do?
Unionize, secretly salt a workplace,
join a workplace as a random guy,
and then just start.
Oh, yeah, undercover.
I unionized an Amazon.
Yeah, like literally.
You could be an undercover employee.
I don't think I can be undercover.
That's the problem.
Right.
You'd have to shave your head and dye it blonde.
Yeah.
They'd be like, who's this 6'4 guy that just showed up out of nowhere?
Yeah, you do stick out like a sore thumb.
It's a little hard.
I've thought about it, but, you know. He's got, like, a GoPro strapped to his head.
He's filming everyone.
It's so weird. Do you get recognized everywhere? I mean, usually you know. He's got like a GoPro strapped to his head. He's filming everyone. It's so weird.
Do you get recognized everywhere?
I mean, usually, yeah.
What about you guys?
You guys get, let's talk about how famous we are.
Yeah, good idea.
The people want to know.
Yeah.
Do you guys get recognized everywhere?
You went to a Harry Styles concert, which is like.
Yeah.
I feel like that's your target audience.
It really is.
There was a lot of crossover there.
Yeah.
Like you must have known before you entered that space. That's you're me at twitch con you know what i mean yeah no i knew i was um is that why you went yeah i actually
fucking hate harry no he does he literally loves really yeah he listens to nickelback
you can do the you can do both you can listen it to Harry Styles' Nickelback. It is literally illegal. Thank you. No, hold on.
I listen to both.
I'm with you.
Yeah.
They're both.
Yeah.
He already mentioned his taste as dog shit.
No, hold on.
You don't want this man in your corner.
I have the most varied taste in music of probably any human ever.
Yeah.
Definitely have a wide range of tastes.
Also, like, as a Canadian, I feel like I have an obligation to love Nickelback a lot more.
Are they Canadian? Yes. I didn't even know that. I have an obligation to love Nickelback a lot. Are they Canadian?
Yes.
I didn't even know that.
I knew.
They're from Alberta.
Wow.
I kind of like them a little less now.
Okay.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with Canada.
I was just like, eh, you know what I mean?
They're not American?
Not really.
I'm just kidding.
Awkward.
I love Canada.
It's great.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's all right.
Yeah, I love Canada. It kind of sucks. Yeah, it's okay. But it's all right. Yeah, low-key kind of sucks.
Yeah, it's sort of cringe.
I don't know.
But Justin Trudeau's pretty cool.
All that stuff that he does.
No politics, dude.
Sorry.
I wasn't kidding.
You can say whatever you want.
Just talking about his party trick I think is really cool.
Tell us about it.
What?
Oh, blackface?
Wait, for real?
I'll be right back.
That's awesome.
I got to show you guys.
What's his party trick?
Have you seen that video? There's a party trick of him of like him he just like falls down
I did think you were making a blackface joke. I'm sorry, but you're right. He does do that
He has a party trick where he just falls down the stairs
Yeah, he also has a party trigger where he's supposedly the son of
Fidel Castro, I think. Or Che Guevara.
That's what they say. You didn't know that?
He kind of looks like him.
It's a young Justin.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's watch this.
They're talking
fucking French.
Wow.
Party trick where I break all my bones.
You should have liked that guy.
That's Canada's leader, man.
Canadians saw that
and were like, that's for me. He's got my vote.
You have to practice that. Yeah.
It's his party trick. Did he get scrapped up?
I don't understand.
How would we know if he's like fucked up
or not? We kind of can't tell.
What if he got fucked up and he's, like, playing it off?
You just see blood start to come out of his shirt.
And I'm fine.
That's all right.
Yeah, he did do blackface a lot, though.
That's, like, five times, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah, interesting guy.
Wait, look up the Che Guevara conspiracy.
I swear that's a thing.
I interrupted your harry styles concert uh i i um yeah there was like we got there like right before harry like went on stage so like
there was like because i said it like you know him on a you're on a first name basis did i say
harry yeah oh man oh that's so awkward. I just leaked our friendship. Yeah, damn.
Wait, are you guys friends?
No.
Oh, no.
You know him?
Like, does he know you?
No, I don't think so.
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure.
He said he doesn't.
Kurt is not a big fan.
Danny, on the other hand, I love his VGOs.
He's not an essayist.
I don't know who that Kurt bloke is, though.
I never will. I don't want to that Kurt bloke is though. I never will.
I don't want to know him.
You did the British thing where you did the,
oh.
Immediately.
Oh, strawberry.
Oh, it's a hot evening.
Yeah.
Because like one person like recognized me and stuff and we got like a photo
and like once that happens there was like a line of damn breaks form and stuff and then like
obviously the cool thing is like once the show started no one fucking cares about me because
harry styles is like right there uh-huh so like i was left alone pretty much for like the obviously
the whole show and then once it ended we were we like, we fucked it out of there.
So you hate your fans.
Okay, got it.
Message.
Yeah.
There's a girl in a fucking wheelchair.
She's like, get the fuck out of here.
I was pushing them downstairs and stuff.
Yeah.
Like Justin Trudeau style. Oh, God.
Okay.
He does a really good show.
Are you a concert goer?
Yeah, occasionally. What do you listen a really good show. Are you a concert goer? Yeah, occasionally.
What do you listen to?
Please don't say Nickelback.
Now, the most recent concert we went to was The Weeknd in Chicago.
Also Canadian.
That's true.
Is that upsetting you?
Yeah, now what?
Does that upset you?
Well, not as much.
I'm afraid I got to, you know, a lot of famous artists
are Canadian.
Just,
oh,
wait.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber,
Drake.
Drake.
Yeah,
there you go.
Love Canada.
My take on Canada
is they either send
their best
or their fucking
worst.
Like,
there's no mid-Canadians.
Who's like their worst
would you say?
Steven Crowder,
like,
Brett Stevens. He's Canadian. Oh, he's Canadian.'s, like, their worst, would you say? Steven Crowder, like, Brett Stevens. Oh, he's Canadian.
Yeah, like, every fucking, like...
Is he, like, Vancouver?
I think he's from...
He seems like a Vancouver.
He's from Quebec, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Jordan Peterson, also Canadian.
So, like, in my field, at least,
is, like, either I know Twitch streamers
who are great, love them, you know,
Pokimane, XQC, the line of Level um you know ross aiden ross canadian ross is not good
i love it you're just a fan you just wanted to bring his name up it could be if you want
i'll make up anything about it i can just talk about it but uh or it's just like absolute worst
people in politics are like always fucking canadian
right-wingers who just like i feel like if you're a right-winger in canada and you have like social
safety nets and shit you just like barb as an american if you're right-wing yeah it's very
really weird especially with the whole like when the like freedom convoy thing was happening yeah
up there it was like really weren't people flying like confederate flags? Yeah.
Which makes zero sense. You had no dog in that fight.
What's going on? Us also.
No, no, no.
We're racist too. Like in that very specific
way. You don't have to
live in the US to be racist.
We're here to prove that.
Which was cool. I'm glad that they were showcasing
that. It was really nice of them to do that.
Yeah, that kind of racism knows no boundaries. International borders and all. I've never been to Canada. I want glad that they were showcasing that. It was really nice of them to do that. Yeah, that kind of raises those no boundaries,
international borders and all.
I've never been to Canada.
I want to go.
Conservatives love to wave the flags of like,
these are flags.
Yeah.
Like the Confederate flag, the Trump 2020 flag.
Yeah.
You know, they love to just continue.
You're such a liberal, dude.
You're such a lib.
I mean that as a pejorative.
He is, though.
I've got some left-leaning views.
But Hassan and I differ, not to get political.
Right, you just said we're not going to get political.
As long as you say that, it's not political.
It's like no offense, and then full offense.
Hassan likes a lot of taxes, and I'm not really big on those.
Yeah, he does not like taxes.
He hates them.
He avoids them. Anyway, sorry. He's doing tax evasion right now. No, I'm not really big on those. Yeah, he does not like taxes. He hates them. He avoids them.
Anyway, sorry.
He's doing tax evasion right now.
No, I'm not doing tax evasion.
I just wait to the last minute to pay them.
Oh, interesting.
So you still pay them?
I do.
Tax procrastination.
Yes.
Which is making the government wins
because I have to pay a penalty usually.
Right.
Oh, damn.
That's like fucking a percentage, dude.
That's fat when you're late.
Yeah, I know. the amount of time i'm
never late i'm just like not on time in canada i didn't do my taxes for like four years and they
were like didn't care what yeah yeah they just didn't care i don't think you can admit that
what years or like what are you the fucking canadian irs this has been an inside sting
i've been waiting for him to admit to it.
Yeah, but you could do that in the US.
You're at my wedding, man.
You might bring it up then.
You could do that in the US.
You just, once they find out, then they'll care.
Then you'll go to jail.
They probably just didn't find out.
I think in Canada, it's like that people don't care.
Like, it's like chill up there.
That you could just not pay tax.
There's no way what you're saying is true.
Also, when I was like younger, so I feel like maybe my parents were just doing them for me.
And then I would like, then I was fine.
I don't know.
You should check in with them.
Yeah.
I'm all good now.
I'm not forgetting about the statute of limitations.
Yeah, I'm fine.
If they got that up there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it'd be fine.
It's like YouTube ad revenue not paid to the canadian government at all
hassan loves to pay taxes i i don't love to pay taxes i just but i i understand why we do it and
i think like it's i don't know it feels patriotic yeah he loves it i'll be like yo hassan you should
like move some money to do this to not pay taxes he's like no i want to pay taxes i like it i don't
even fuck yeah i mean like when you can
i feel like if you're at a certain level yeah like income when you can it doesn't really like
it doesn't fucking you're not getting like fucked over you can still you're doing fine right yeah
i'm dead broke right yeah um it is a big amount but you know whatever it is what it is um
why are we talking about i don't know if I got on the tag.
I got into politics.
You just can't stop thinking about tag.
Not to get political.
I just brought up one of the most, like, political conversations.
Yeah, unprompted, too.
Okay, back to YouTube versus Twitch.
So you guys have streamed on Twitch before.
Yeah.
And you were now on my stream.
What would you say is, like, different vibes-wise?
Because you had some questions for me as well, which I can feel now if you would like.
What's different?
I don't know.
Well, I feel like it's I don't get how like you grow on Twitch.
Like, did you do you think your audience mostly found you like organically in Twitch or was it from like YouTube clips and then they found your Twitch channel?
It's a combination of both Twitch clip YouTube clips for sure after a certain point. But initially, the reason my group was him. He's a combination of both. Twitch clip, YouTube clips for sure
after a certain point.
But initially,
the reason why I grew was him.
He had a show.
He had like a debate show
and a dating show
and a bunch of other shows.
He was known as like the,
what are the,
Twitch's premier
trashy reality TV show host.
So I just go on his show.
He tricked me out
like a nasty slut.
Like I was on all of his shows.
I was like three at a week.
I would text him in the morning.
Yeah.
He'd be like, you're going to be on my show.
You fucking slut.
Yeah.
And then you're going to do the next one.
Yeah.
I was like, no.
You're going to be so fucking famous.
No, please.
No, I don't want you.
And now I have to beg him.
I'm like, yes, sir.
Please come on my show, sir.
Please.
Oh my God.
I do all of your fucking shows, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
He hasn't done one since July.
No, you did.
No, you did.
OK, to be fair, back in the day, he used to do like four a week.
Now he does it like once every two months.
So that's the reason.
What's the reason?
Like, why do you do them less frequently now?
Because I feel like they because I'm lazy.
No, I'm kidding.
You just like put more planning into this?
Well, the TV show that he was a part of also kind of collapsed.
So there was that.
Well, yeah, I had a, I don't want to make as much money because I don't like taxes.
He just hates the government that much.
No, but yeah, I was doing, i had like a weekly cadence for a while and uh i uh the
network that i was a part of completely shut down very quickly and we thought that it was supposed
to be like a year oh shit we thought we had another year um and uh the show that we i was
doing was through my channel and so um after the shutdown it kind of upended my plans and so
the end of the year,
this year is kind of weird in the first quarter of next year is going to be a
little weird while I figured out,
but the show is going to continue.
I have all the rights to it and I'm just,
it's going to,
the show will continue in another season.
When I firm up the details of the call,
name your price and not the price is right.
Everyone that's saying it's similar to price is right.
You're wrong.
It's not for legal reasons. It's not. For legal reasons,
it is not nothing like The Price is Right.
It's a lot of fun.
Hassan loves it.
He's been on the show about seven times.
I've been on the show more than anyone else
has been on the show.
He's going to be on the premiere episode.
That's a falsehood that you are spreading.
Oh my God.
It's going to be on every episode.
Hassan Piker on Name Your Price.
It'll be great.
They put me in the fucking trailer.
This is a TV show. This was on a TV channel. I'm like, what? I'm in the trailer. Name Your Price. It'll be great. They put me in the fucking trailer. Like, this is a TV show.
Like, this is on a TV channel.
I'm like, what?
I'm in the trailer?
People are, like, hitting me up.
They're like, oh, my God.
Hassan, I brought you in to film that.
You know you were in the trailer.
They were like, oh, my God.
You're a permanent cast member of the show.
They were putting this anywhere.
He was in the trailer.
They thought he was, like, yeah, a permanent cast member.
They thought he was a permanent cast member.
I'm like, no, that's not happening.
It made the show promo, like, it helped the promotion. Oh, yeah. So I put They thought it was a permanent cast. I'm like, no, that's not happening. It made the show promo.
It helped the promotion.
Oh, yeah.
So I put him in the next trailer I did.
Bringing him dry.
He pretty much owes you.
Yeah.
He just tricks me out like a dirty slut.
But to answer your question earlier,
Twitch is a very...
Maybe YouTube's probably like this too,
but Twitch, a very collaborative platform.
So it's all about uh collaboration
with other creators that is true and that's how you get a bunch of all the twitch streamers hanging
out with each other which yeah you like merge communities you see hasan like like hasan's
mentioned coming on my show and you know a lot of what i do is i float around other people's stuff
while i'm not doing my shows because i don don't stream very frequently. He's on my stream more than he streams on his own channel.
Yep.
That's for sure.
But it helps,
you know,
it helps.
Yeah,
exactly.
Definitely.
And I enjoy it too.
I enjoy being on other people's streams sometimes more than doing my own,
but like definitely less pressure.
Yeah.
Just like you get to fart around.
Yeah,
exactly.
What people don't understand about it is though,
like the main component is,
is just straight up bouldering through it and like constantly streaming.
Yeah.
That is definitely a major component to success on Twitch is like having
designated hours and consistently streaming.
And a lot of people don't want to do that for understandable reasons because
why the fuck would you do that?
If you can just like edit on your own time, upload a video and make a decent amount off of like AdSense.
So why do you do Twitch instead of just like filming for like an hour, cutting it down?
I love I love streaming on Twitch.
Like the way I make content.
I love the interactive component of covering the news that way i think
it's very unique it's not something that has like really ever been done before and i don't think it
it will ever be done in in any other platform in in the same way so i i don't know i feel like i've
um i've cultivated something that i feel like is truly unique as far as experiences goes. So that's why I like doing it.
And I don't know.
I feel like I'm good at it, but also it's what I enjoy to do over other stuff.
I used to be on the Young Turks, and my show on there called The Breakdown a uh jump cut write a fucking script out read from a teleprompter
pull assets send it over to a editor to like put the assets in like specific time codes you know
time jokes stuff like that you know you know what it is right do it all the time um so it was like
that and i really enjoyed doing that as well i was was decent at it, I think. But this is what I like doing more.
Because I have a sense of community.
And I like that.
Yeah, we were talking earlier today about like,
when we did our like Minecraft streams,
there were like two hours, maybe like tops.
And like whenever we were done, we were like fucking exhausted.
Like we were so tired after just like two hours of streaming.
Like it's so much
it was like so much pressure yeah on that i felt to like just be like so entertaining the whole
time yeah like just like i don't know it was like it's it's super like you can be like me and not
have pressure to be entertaining and just be not entertaining that's yeah i could do that right
that's what i do are you like generally like an extroverted person do you feel like you like okay yes you don't have a problem being like on for long
periods of time being like i have like eight people staying in my house right now so that's
a good point he doesn't talk to any of them that's not true no i i'm i think i i i mean
it's weird because like he has only seen me like operate post twitch so you have no idea what it
what i used to like how extroverted i used to be but like i do get it out of my system in the eight
to ten hours that i stream every day and then after that i'm like a zombie so i'm not the most
sociable person i would say i i yeah well after streams the the ones that i do once a month
you do feel very drained brain does
turn to oatmeal um and so i can't you know sitting in front of a screen for like 8 to 12 hours it's
like mind numbing you just get off your mind's just numb and you're just yeah yeah that's how
i felt after our twitch streams and stuff it was but even when i film a video too maybe i just get
tired easily because i was gonna say that but i was worried about coming across as just like I'm sick or something.
Even after filming a video for like an hour, I'm like, I'm kind of tired.
I don't want to do anything for the rest of the day.
How often do you guys film in a month, would you say?
I think I do like two videos a month is usually what I do.
Between like two and four.
But there's probably a lot of preparation, right? That, that comes, that goes into it.
Yeah.
It's writing and researching and all that.
Yeah.
All that crap.
Yeah.
It's fun.
I enjoy it.
I,
um,
what do you guys think about react gate?
And this was a thing that happened a while ago.
Most,
uh,
most of like the essays reactors didn't even see it.
Most likely.
I don't even know if you know what I'm talking about.
Is it like when there was a guy. Oh, I don't know.
There was like one guy who's like a
Twitch streamer, but like he wanted
to make a YouTube essay about like how
awful reacting to YouTube
videos are. 14 page
manifesto or whatever. Yeah, where he like
compared it to like raping someone.
Yeah, because you're
taking something without
consent, right? And that's just as bad
and there's no yeah there's no other analogy you could have used in that situation you know only
that thing that's fucking crazy uh i think i only heard about it because they covered it on the h3
podcast so that's like what i the extent of what i know but i do remember that it sounded insane
yeah i i know your content creators like do you when people when twitch streamers react to your but I do remember that it sounded insane. Yeah. I, I do.
Your content creators.
Like,
do you,
when people,
when Twitch streamers react to your content or even other YouTubers react
to your content,
how do you feel?
I think it's cool.
I,
I never had a problem with it.
I feel like if it's the only thing I would have a problem with,
if it's like someone is like,
just like taking it and just like uploading it on some other channel.
That's like,
yeah.
Or like shitting on it.
Even that I wouldn't really like do what you want i guess even still like even if someone like
uploaded one of your entire videos like there's no way it would ever like get more views than
your video and like actually unless mr beast did it he takes but then you would love that
like i feel like you would be like oh my god this is insane promotion if mr beast did like a
posted a comment one of my commentary videos on his channel.
That'd be such a weird power move.
Just not to know where we uploaded Curtis Connery.
Yeah, it'd be like so emasculated.
You would hate it.
I feel like if he did that, it's a power move,
but also like 30 million people just saw a video of yours.
I feel like I'd be like, this is hilarious.
I mean, I'd be pretty stoked if you did that.
Yeah.
That's a lot of views.
Mr. B, if you're watching, we have an audience of one, just Jimmy.
Yeah.
We're filming this just to send it to him.
This is a live stream to his phone.
Yeah.
Just sitting there, smoking a cigar.
I'll do it.
I'll post it.
Why not?
Did you watch his, like, the documentary about his, like, that Colin and Samir did about his, like, burger thing?
Yeah, the burger chain opening.
It was fucking crazy.
Did you watch it?
No, I saw a video on it.
I mean, there was, like, 10,000 people that showed up.
They camped out for days before.
They did, like, a mini documentary, like,
followed him with, like, a camera crew and stuff.
That is, like, the day that it opened.
It was fucking scary.
And he met, like, every single person there. 000 people yeah jesus yeah that's crazy it was really interesting dude
yeah i don't know he's yeah i mean he he rose to prominence by like literally doing
cia enhanced interrogation style torture on himself.
Just reading the dictionary and saying
the same thing over and over.
Shit that
should probably be illegal.
It's your Chick-fil-A, man.
Excuse me.
Our Chick-fil-A. Are we going to eat it on the podcast?
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Door's open.
We were talking about Mr. Beast before.
Do you guys think that if... A lot of people have problems with mr beast i think a lot of them are valid but do you think
that he wouldn't get as much shit if he was like as charismatic as like jeff probes who hosts
survivor because survivor's like a really fucked up do you guys watch survivor it's like 30 days
of people like starving on an island and it's like This feels a lot worse than any Mr. Beast video.
I feel like...
Wait, what the fuck?
Is this your order?
Maybe traditional media gets a little bit of a shield.
I think, yeah.
I think they get a break.
They get a break because it's television
and because digital media is more organic
and more personable.
I really like that topic of conversation.
We should get into it.
What is this?
Spicy, maybe?
Here's a spicy sandwich with no pickles.
Thank you.
Here is a Chick-fil-A sandwich with two plate pickles.
Mine is a grilled club with Colby Jack, so this is probably yours.
Cool.
Who got fries?
Raise your hand.
I think I got fries.
I think we all got fries.
Okay, well, I'll take the bag fries.
By the way, I'm sorry.
You turned me on to Polynesian sauce.
Oh, did I?
See, he turned you on.
Yeah.
Kind of gay, bro.
It's not like the gay.
The stuff's not working.
I think that what you're describing is for two reasons.
One, because Mr. Beast has like a philanthropic look to him.
That's one of those fries to me.
The big one? Who got the big one? I did. I have a of those fries to me. The big one?
Who got the big one?
I did.
I have a little one.
Fatty.
I think he has a philanthropic look to him,
like a philanthropic brand that he's developed.
That's one.
And then two is everything that we do on the internet
is nitpick because we are in proximity,
like a lot closer to the average person
than someone in legacy media. This is something I think like a lot closer to the average person than someone in legacy media
right something i think about a lot like the more you respond to people the more you respond to like
random comments or random people that want to like approach you on twitter the more people will be
like oh i can have a conversation with this guy he's just like me for real it's time to just
fucking rip into him because there's plenty of shit that you know uh everyone does that is is open for criticism it's more so that when you're
a youtuber or a twitch streamer especially your job revolves around responding to those people
and having more uh more feedback so that's the reason why people think like oh i can like rip
into this guy because he has to listen to me.
Yeah.
Whereas like if you were upset about the problematic nature of Survivor, the TV show, everyone's gonna be like, shut the fuck up.
It's TV.
Like, who cares?
There's not a lot of opportunity for discourse around television.
Well, I'm here to start it.
Okay.
I love Survivor, but it's pretty crazy like they show pictures of like the contestants at the beginning and the end of the show and they're literally like probably like
lose like 20 pounds over the course of like 30 days i am and also the demand of traditional
media to be on set for that long traditional media my experience working with
traditional media you show up to something you sit and wait for hours and then you film something
for like 20 minutes and then you wait more hours to me traditional media has such disrespect for
people's time and the reason they do is because they things are changing. But they can.
At that time, it's like, oh, what are you going to do?
We own, we're the studios, we're in control.
And so they would just be like,
we don't know when we're going to need these people,
so we'll just have them all show up at 8 o'clock in the morning
and sit here all day long.
I've done a cattle call.
Have you guys ever done that?
Cattle call?
It's an open casting call for a TV show.
It was for, what the fuck was it for
god damn I can't remember now
it's the Scottish guy daytime television
like
Jeopardy or something maybe
Family Feud
is that the right one
no
no
family guy no Is that the right one? No. No, no, no. No.
Family guy?
No, no. No, it's...
No, it's...
This is the worst spicy chicken sandwich I've ever had.
It's...
Because you got two pickles on it.
I get no pickles.
It's a lot better.
Okay, got it.
Yeah.
I love that you specified two pickles.
No, it's...
He's a famous Scottish guy.
Anyway, I'm sure people will know
in the chat.
Write what the show is in the
comments below. Famous Scottish guy.
Shrek?
Yeah.
It was an open classic over Shrek.
It's a TV show.
I can't have a single famous Scottish person.
Back when I was with the Young Turks,
I did this because my friend wanted to do it.
And we went.
And, you know, you're just, like, sitting there in a fucking parking lot
early as fuck in the morning.
Oh, man.
And you're surrounded by, like, moms from Kansas
that flew in specifically for this
because, like, they flew into LA,
but they knew there was an open castle and they just want to be on television.
Right.
And the way that they treat you is disgusting.
They take your phones away.
They put you in a fucking basement.
Like you just have to sit there and there's like maybe magazines if you're
lucky and they're like,
yeah,
look at this for a couple hours,
like figure it out.
Jesus.
And,
um,
you know,
you go through,
you,
I don't know you go
through like the elimination process of like whether you're gonna make it on tv or not and
then ultimately you don't even like win anything really i mean you win whatever you win on the show
if you win anything but other than that there's no like daily stipend or anything like that
and uh it was such a dehumanizing experience to like be herded from one location to the next and
just like to sit there and wait for someone to call you up.
Hopefully.
Yeah.
And with no certainty whether or not you were going to even be on camera or be on television
or even get to smell the Scottish guy.
Whatever the fuck the moms wanted to do.
You know what I mean?
And it was when he takes you back to a swamp yeah i
didn't even meet donkey yeah yeah one time i um we got i was like i was working at this like bar
and my co-worker had like on the side she did like casting stuff so she sent us an email to be like
you can be like seat fillers at the nba-Star Game. It was happening in Toronto that year.
And me and my friends were like, fuck yeah, we got to do it.
So we go to the arena.
We're in line for like three hours outside.
And it's fucking like negative like 20.
It was fucking freezing.
Bright sunny day for Toronto.
Yeah, it was actually.
No, I'm bragging about that weather.
And then they finally get us into the building they put us in some basement they put like all they had was like two coat racks and they were like small coat racks there
were like 200 people there so there we put our stuff there and then um waited for like
fucking another hour inside and then all that happened was we were the audience for the like the
half time like performance and we weren't even like seat fillers they like lied to us we were
like the audience for like walk the moon or some fucking band like some random song they played
shut up and you know that song shut up and dance you go there and you like listen to imagine dragons
oh wait for you that's a cherished moment.
Okay, I draw the line at Imagine Dragons, actually.
Nickelback is fine.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
No.
He does.
I don't like Imagine Dragons.
No, I don't.
I guess it kind of lines up with your music.
Guys.
Nickelback.
No, I...
I'm almost certain you've talked about it on one of your YouTube videos.
If I did.
Yeah.
You did on the con? If I did. You know I do. That's the. If I did. Yes. You did on the con?
If I did.
You know I do.
That's the only part I knew
and then you said it.
No, if I said it in a video,
it was a bit, okay?
I don't like Imagine Dragons.
I remember you covering
the TikTok girl that went to a concert
and talking about
how much you love Imagine Dragons
in that video.
I don't.
I never said that. I never fucking said okay all right if you say so i did make a joke i do
remember i know what you're talking about i did make a joke about imagine dragons in that video
but it was a joke okay i don't fucking like them i only i don't like them aren't you the
the guy from the video who said i finna be in the pit about the Imagine Dragons. Yeah. You saw that?
You did say that.
You spent like 50 grand on Imagine Dragons.
I didn't think anybody saw that video.
Fuck.
I'm not.
Oh, God.
That's so much worse if you spent 50 grand.
Like if that TikTok girl actually spent 50 grand to watch Imagine Dragons.
I guess you could buy out the arena for that kind of price for Imagine Dragons tickets.
Yeah.
You could probably get a personal concert for Imagine Dragons.
For 50 grand, yeah.
I'd imagine.
Not that Curtis knows or allegedly had Imagine Dragons come and play at his wedding.
Wait, who?
You were there.
At his wedding?
Yeah.
Imagine Dragons came up and performed, didn't they?
Yeah, that was my favorite part.
Huh.
Fine.
Your wedding?
Thanks for the fucking invite, Curtis.
I didn't know you then.
Well, you could have.
Sorry.
Truly homophobic of you.
Yeah.
This is going to affect your relationship with your LGBTQ.
It was pretty homophobic.
I was trying to tell him that.
I was like, what are people going to think?
Yeah.
It's pretty homophobic of you to marry a woman.
Yeah.
I was just thinking that.
First of all, straight marriage.
Yeah.
First mistake.
Pretty problematic.
Yeah.
Why do you have such a loyal gay following?
I don't know. i don't know i don't know i am it's like a it's become like a meme in like my like fan base or community i guess that like
only like only lesbians watch my videos oh yeah um true yeah even in like when i do shows and
stuff it's like there's like i see like what like what my audience
looks like they're all lesbians yeah they're all like cool lesbians it's pretty it's pretty rad
i don't like the uncool yeah yeah well every weird ones every lesbian is a cool yeah
this is how we got them no so there was a tiktok saying that i that um i got tagged in like crazy but there it was like
this person being like it seems like god was like about to like something where like they
were about to make me a lesbian and then they just like stopped halfway through or something
like that and made you and just yeah i was like i gave you a mustache instead yeah thanks god
but yeah i don't know i also i also i don't know i feel like when i have talked about
i don't know just like issues and stuff i guess regarding that like lgbtq plus like um
he's an unproblematic ally unlike some people i know
you're a problematic gay yeah yeah all that you're a problematic ally i'm not an ally i'm a
foe dog i don't know what you're talking about yeah yeah as we fucking yeah i love this conversation
as we just chow down on chick-fil-a. Yeah, by the way, yeah. Oh, yeah. I might, yeah.
Never mind.
He didn't pay for this, for the record.
Okay, he didn't pay for this.
No, Austin literally,
I've got him at gunpoint underneath the desk.
No, you should, yeah,
every time you take a bite,
you'll be like, ew.
Ew.
I will say, this chicken is really dry.
I think they know I ordered it.
Bro, if the Chick-fil-A
If the
Hollywood Chick-fil-A was
you know
giving their gay customers bad chicken
they'd run out of business. Okay?
Their entire customer base is gay. Oh yeah, 100%.
Gays love Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-Gay. Curtis and
Chick-fil-A like share the same audience
It's like the same pentagram
It's like only cool lesbians
That's true
Literally every time I go all Subarus
In the parking lot
Cool lesbians
Wall to wall
What about you Danny?
What's the LGBT community feeling about you?
I bet Danny just got like A bunch of, you just have a following of gay men.
You're just saying that because you're trying to say he's a twink.
Yeah.
All right, I'll take it.
You're definitely that category.
It's not an offensive thing to say, but that you certainly would fit into that category.
Yeah.
There's a lot of good looking twinks.
Only cool twinks.
Yeah, my fan base. Only cool twinks.
My fan base is just cool twinks.
Have you been called a twink before?
I think so. Probably.
Is it pejorative or do you think it's a positive?
I don't know. I guess it's hard to tell.
I think it's a positive.
It just so happens to be it depends on how you perceive it.
When I say it, I say it like a slur
because I can't say the F word on camera.
Like if somebody called me a twink, I'd be like, oh, wow, thanks for the compliment.
Yeah, you would love that.
Yeah, but I'm not a twink.
You're just an otter.
I'm not a hairy.
You are an otter.
I'm not hairy for the record.
Why are you trying it?
I'm glad you want to.
I got to protect my reputation.
I'm not hairy at all.
What's an otter?
Otter is like a lean. Hairy twink. Hairy. No. What's an otter? Otter is like a lean hairy twink.
No, it's not a hairy twink.
It's not even a twink.
You went to go see it in concert, right?
Otter?
A hairy twink?
A hairy twink.
Yeah.
And an otter.
Otter's like a...
Yeah!
That would be kind of cool, though.
If an otter just grabbed a microphone, that'd be sick.
Yeah, that'd be fire.
But not in a gay way.
Yeah, like a straight otter.
Like a straight otter?
Is that what you said?
Yeah.
Make sure the fucking otter is not gay.
Yeah, we don't like that.
We don't like that shit.
We're talking about the animal now, right?
Yeah, no, I don't like gay otters.
What is an otter? Ot don't like gay otters.
What is an otter?
Otter's like a leaner, hairier man.
Because I know there's, like, bears, right?
Bears are like the... I feel like otters and the gays may come after me for this,
but this is my interpretation.
Bear is like a bigger otter.
Bigger, hairy...
Just like in real life.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like a hairy, bigger... That's a big otter. Bigger, hairy. Just like in real life. Exactly. It's like a hairy
bigger otter. That's a big otter.
Not like
heavyset because that's like that gets into
chub territory. You're being chased by a giant
otter.
I hope he's nice
like the smaller ones.
Like I don't know what I would be. Our otter is nice.
Yeah. I feel like they could be one
of those like sneaky animals where like you think they're cute. Have you ever seen, do you know an otter? Do you know an otter? No, I've seen. what I would be. Our otter is nice. Yeah. I feel like they could be one of those, like, sneaky animals where, like, you think they're cute.
Have you ever seen.
Do you know an otter?
Do you know an otter?
No, I've seen.
Have you seen pictures of them holding hands with each other?
Yeah, they hold.
They, like, hold hands to float down the road.
Yeah, but what if they're fucking vicious?
I'm just saying, if I was holding hands with someone.
Never mind.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, my God, that photo, bro.
Just click on it.
They're kissing each other.
You're telling me that. I'm dying. Oh. Oh, bears you go. Oh, my God, that photo, bro. Just click on it. They're kissing each other. You're telling me that?
I'm dying.
Oh.
Oh, bears.
Oh.
Aw.
Such friendly bears, dude.
See, they're like, yeah, they're like, yeah, so.
Yeah, that scene in The Revenant where Leo was wrestling with that huge otter.
Yeah, it was weird.
What's the last movie you saw?
The last movie you saw? The last movie I saw
Not the 90s one
Oh the one for my
I watched a lot of your videos recently
I need to fill time
I just saw the
Knives Out movie Glass Onion
Have you seen that?
It was good
Oh really? I haven't seen it Have you seen that? It's good. Is it? I haven't watched it.
Oh, really?
Glass Onion?
I haven't seen it.
Have you seen the original Knives Out?
Yeah, I saw it on Christmas Day a couple years ago.
Is that the one where there's like a choose-your-own-murder-mystery-adventure with like Daniel Craig?
It does have Daniel Craig in it, yeah.
Yeah, and he has a southern accent?
Yeah.
It's like this.
This is like a sequel where it's like the same detective solving a different crime.
It's Daniel Craig.
He was in the first one, right?
He was the detective with the foghorn, leghorn ass dude.
Detective Benoit Blanc, actually.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, yeah, we saw that.
I think the last movie I watched was The Atom Project.
Brian Reynolds and Mark Ruffalo.
It's like a time travel movie. It was pretty good. Really?
Was it new? I think it came out
this year or maybe
last year. It was pretty good.
I finished the
Jeffrey Dahmer series
on Netflix. I can't
watch it. Why?
I feel like
I usually watch stuff at night and it'd be too
scary for me yeah you think he's like you know they got him right spoiler alert no they got
yeah but like you know that could be yeah i'm not i know he's dead yeah he got killed in prison
right why'd he go to jail oh he seemed so nice in the first episode. Yeah, he seemed like really cool.
I just seen the trailer.
He seemed cool.
He seemed like a chill dude, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I just like, it's like new creative ways to get murdered.
It's like, fuck.
Right.
It was tax evasion is why it went so well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, he also predominantly was, I mean, he was going after gay men.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
It was really good, the Jeffrey Dahmer one. I thought it was. Did you yeah um it was uh it was really good the jeffrey
domer one i thought it was you watch it i thought it was too good you know what i mean where it's
like goddamn bro make this bad a little bit the song was the song was rooting for him oh my god
okay no he's actually pretty chill just like me for real he's just misunderstood
am I
he just
dude he was very passionate
about one thing
and he just pursued
his passion
that's kind of
hypocritical of you guys
there's shit on him
he stuck to it man
he stuck to his guns
but what I mean by that
is like
it almost glamorized
it a little bit
you know what I mean
I see why people
were like upset
it was teetering for sure
didn't people say that
about the Ted Bundy movie with Zac Efron?
Everyone was fawning over Ted Bundy after that.
People?
Yeah.
I mean, that sort of was what the movie was about,
was how the media portrayed him as a guy who's hot.
He's a guy you wouldn't expect to do that.
So that's what the movie was kind of like.
Ted Bundy?
Kind of mid.
Like, not very hot.
For a serial killer,
he's hot.
I'm just saying.
For a serial killer,
he's hot.
For a serial killer,
he's hot.
I'm just saying like
you got the unibrow and shit.
You know what I mean?
But I guess like.
I also think it was more
like a.
This was the 70s.
I think it was like
a personality thing.
I think he was like charming.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
Go on. Dude, talk about how charming Ted Bundy was. Well, that was like charming. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I wasn't there. Go on, dude.
Talk about how charming
Ted Bundy was.
Well, that's how he did it, right?
He was like charming.
Yeah, it is.
Somebody else say something.
No, he wasn't.
I think he had,
it was charisma.
Yeah, that's,
yeah, charisma,
uniqueness,
And that's how he was able
to pull it off, I think.
I feel like it's the 70s,
so like,
you know,
they didn't have TikTok back then.
Yeah.
So what went on for charismatic is probably just like, you know they didn't have tiktok back then so what what went
on for charismatic is probably just like you know he was just not immediately like come come here
dame right it's time to get a smack did you see the lawyer why are they talking like that was it
the judge that it that gave him his sentencing what he said to him like he said like he uh god
we should pull it up how like the judge was, almost like a fan of him or something like that.
Was he like, I hate to do this because you seem like such a nice guy?
Something like that.
Yeah.
Or like, this is so disappointing.
You could have been a hell of a, yeah, complimented by, like, the judge compliments him in the
sentencing.
Dude, people were.
He said, this is such a shame because you would have been a fine lawyer.
I like when people say, like, you know, Andrew Tate invented misogyny,
or they act like that, but then you...
You got judges back then who are like, listen, you're a fine kid.
So look at this.
He says, it's an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity.
I think, as I've experienced in this courtroom, you're a bright young man.
You'd make a good lawyer and i
would have loved to have you practice in front of me but you went another way partner i don't feel
any animosity towards you any yeah what's it what rack up the kill count what's his what's his kill
count was between you and that yeah i don't want to give it cool i'd love to have you you didn't
have to google ted bundy kill count what the fuck He Googled it like it was Call of Duty or some shit.
Ted Bundy high score.
What's his kill ratio?
20 confirmed.
30 contested.
36 plus suspected.
Judge saw that and was like, you're a swell guy.
Man.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Yeah.
Who's your favorite serial killer?
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
Ed Kemper.
Easy. Wait, Jesus Christ. I didn't know you had a favorite one of course barack obama oh shit that was good that's mine too
uh-huh yeah i feel like i don't know enough like actual serial killer or to be able to favorite
right uh the golden state killer i'll pick that one that was a cop you out of all the killers you or to be able to favorite. Right. The Golden State Killer.
I'll pick that one.
That was a cop.
Out of all the killers, you chose the cop.
Oh, no.
Wow, I was fucked up.
Listen, there's no animosity between me and him.
He was very methodical.
He did what he did.
I mean, he was never caught.
He cleaned up very well afterwards.
I understand.
He made a few mistakes. Back then, you could just do it.
You know what I mean?
He'd have to literally catch you in the act. Yeah. Yeah. then you could just like do it. You know what I mean? He'd have to like literally catch you in the act.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They would just keep killing too.
They just like,
it's kind of wild now that I think about it.
Like,
no,
I think people,
police are still kind of incompetent.
Like the,
there was a murder that happened in Idaho.
Yeah.
And they find them.
They just have no idea what it is.
It's weird.
Yeah.
Is that,
they were,
there were four college kids that were murdered in Idaho.
Oh,
right.
Yeah. And, and the cops come out
and said
there's no threat
to the community
and then the next day
they're like
well actually
there is a little bit
of a threat
there might be
a threat
to the community
as long as you're
not a college student
yeah
in fucking
Moscow
Idaho
which is
so everybody
we're a college town
yeah
these fucking nerds.
Yeah, but they still haven't found the killer?
No, not only so.
I've seen the first 48 to know.
But like it was a bad situation.
Exactly.
It was, back then shit was way easier, I feel like.
Yeah, simpler times, man.
Yeah.
Back when we didn't get away with it.
People didn't have their wits about them either.
They just would get in anybody's car and drive around with them yeah yeah i'm actually reading something i'm not reading a
book it's called on the road by jack carowack dude it's i'm reading it's it's like a read books huh
it's actually the first book i've read in like five years but um it's like his whole thing
read more than two books in a decade that's a flex sorry i literally haven't read that many
books but his like whole the whole story is with him like traveling and like like the great
depression and shit and it's like he was just like hitchhike everywhere like literally like
like six everyone he held down like they just stopped and gave people rides like that was before
like serial killers yeah and i feel like now if you do that it's like you're gonna die you're dead
you'll get murdered every time yeah well yeah and even if now if you do that, it's like you're gonna die. You're dead. You'll get murdered every time. Yeah.
Every car.
Well, yeah,
and even if the person
isn't a murderer,
it's like they'll get,
you get in their car
and they're like,
I have to kill you.
I might as well.
It's suspicious
that you're a murderer
so they'll kill you
on self-defense.
Yes, exactly.
There is no way
I'm picking up a hitchhiker.
Fuck it.
There's no show.
I don't even like
giving my friends rides, okay?
You know what my biggest fear
is like being on a,
driving down a dark road in the middle of the
night and somebody's like on the side of the road in distress i would not stop because they could be
faking it exactly i would i would probably that's your biggest fear though well it's one of my fears
when i'm driving you know when you're driving down i feel like when you're when you're driving
i guess he has no fear other than that no when you're driving down... He has no fear other than that. No, no. When you're driving down like an old country road
and then all of a sudden somebody's like waving in the distance.
Yeah.
That's scary.
It's like, fuck no.
Yeah, fuck that.
Whatever happens...
I'm hitting that person, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're out in front of my car...
I'm hitting that.
Yeah.
Not like that.
I'm hitting that.
Some sex.
Which is actually a really good segue.
We're going to talk about sex.
It's my favorite topic.
But behind the paywall.
We arrived at 57 minutes on the first free part of the podcast.
We're going to fuck behind the paywall.
I'm going to fuck the paywall.
Where is this wall?
In fact, we're going to do a...
There's a vet tech coming in.
We're going to have a vet tech gangbang.
Then they're going to finally tell us.
It's the only way to find out
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I thought it was legit.
Are you asking
me to be a meme?
He said that
like such a concerned parent.
What do you mean?
Well, no.
I'm being honest.
When I first saw it, I was like,
God damn, there's a lot of crazy shit that's happening in Ohio.
He sees memes and he gets worried.