Fear& - We Tried "Spiritual" Healing | Fear&

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

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Gone. I think we should keep dogs balls attached and I think we should get them pocket pussies or something just so they can enjoy the luxury. What the fuck, dude. Right? You know what I'm saying? What a start to the episode, right? Oh my God. What do you think? What do you think? Austin Byrd was like being racist. It's a fucking horrible idea. What do I think?

You are cute. You actually are cute all that. What? Are you filming me? Did you get that? That's on camera, right? He's treating, he's speaking Spanish to your dog. Ladies. What? What's wrong?

What's wrong? His native leg. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the fear and podcast where the family is back together. And I just got up after sleeping wonderfully in Hotel Hassan. That's right. Marsh brought his fat-ass dog. Yeah, yeah.

Wait, leave her alone. How do you What's the dog's name? Gunner. Gunner. Wow. I love Gunner. Yeah, it's a strong Republican name.

That's right. And you know what March did? First thing. Gunner's like nine years old, right? March, Gess him. He adopts this dog. Rescues him.

Whatever. First thing he does, snip his balls. Lip tart. Oh, snip his balls. This dog had his ball sack for nine years, bro.

And then first day in a liberal household, that she's gone. I think we should keep dogs balls attached. And I think we should get them pocket pussies or something just so they can enjoy the luxurism. What the fuck, dude. Right? You know what I'm saying? What a start to the episode? Right.

Oh my God. What do you think? Austin Byrd was like being racist. It's a fucking horrible idea. What do I think? What do I think? I don't want like dog jerking off in my house all this? Well, I mean, he's trying to fight.

It's better than, you know. populating. They already have that. It's called a pillow. They fuck the pillows. I know. That's what I'm saying. You might as well get him something that has...

Farley's a big humper. Farley already has a stuffed animal. I'm sorry. When I have guests come over, I don't want to explain, oh, that pocket pussy on the floor, it's the dogs. Yeah. I mean... Don't make eye contact.

He gets off on the head. I mean, look, he's a freak for real. I don't... Gunner left the room because of your disguise. I'm not a dog guy. And I, you know, like, whatever dogs do that's their business. He doesn't know that. much Spanish.

I don't know. But like, you know, I just thought, you know, maybe dogs enjoy that. So I thought, you know, why not just give them? I mean, we're already feeding gourmet meals to our dogs, right? We're already aware of their, their pleasures. Do you think all dogs speak Spanish or just Gunner? Wait, wait, wait, hold on. What does it have to do with Sp?

Why did you speak Spanish to Gun? Because he's. Because Marsh is bilingual. And I don't know, maybe Marsh is bilingual. And I respect that. Langual. Okay. What is happening?

He's bilingual. Why are you saying languid? He's the funny one. By language? Isn't it? Austin's putting a beat down on this morning. Is it not, is it not bilingual? I was talking about you last night to a gay podcaster.

I was at the Chapo ten-year anniversary. That's nice. He is very tapped in with like Lush's Massacre as well. He's a podcast called Seeking Derangements. It's more political. This guy was a former Bernie Stafford who got like, like outed for saying, you know, things that I would probably say right, uh, Bernie's opponents. And then, you know, there's a big media cycle and they basically farted.

Like, get to the part about me. And, and he was like, I would really love to meet Austin because I, I feel like, spiritually, uh, we have a lot of similarities, a lot of similar qualities. And it's true. you guys do he's he's also very white looking but he's white passing like me Latino oh and you're you're you're white in your Lebanese and also he's a

Midwestern gay you're spiritually a Midwestern gay right Portland is I mean he's from like fucking Iowa you have no excuse you have proximity to Portland and yet you still had no no style you don't have any like piercings and shit no I know but Midwestern gays they're like we're talking like

tight pants yeah yeah just like kind of you know style Yeah, bad style. Yeah. Like what I used to dress like. The coffee's here, by the way. The morning. Door's open.

Coffee break. So in every episode. So it's just, I don't understand how we can never time it before. I mean, it just doesn't make any time. I tried to order it before, but then it goes late. I ordered it at $8.55. But I thought, you know, it's, you know. I don't believe it.

There's coffee shops every. Yeah, there's coffee shops ever. Anyway, so he wants to meet me. I love this. This is the OG like New York old school coffee container. Oh fuck, that's the wrong coffee.

Marsh. That's my I'm the middle. Thank you so much. God damn it. What? You, you jumped up like it was poison.

No, no. It was just it didn't have any vanilla in it and I think that's very important. That's disgusting. Part of my. Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm okay.

Are you going to be all right? Yeah. Okay. By the way, QD doesn't have a coffee because she hates me. I'm on medication. Yeah. I can't have it. No coffee or no caffeine?

I can't have any caffeine right now. QD, I don't know if you want to talk about this, but aside from kind of the regular battery of doctor's visits, you went to a spirit healer. Oh, my God. Wait, did I tell you about that? Did I? I've lost track on who I've told. Oh, my God, you guys.

Do you want to talk about your spirit healing? Yeah. You kind of just snuck it in in conversation. Did I? Yeah. like in your list of things. You said you're going to estate sales and you had seen a spirit. I haven't going to estate sales.

I have a new hobby. It's estate sales. But I don't like that was an old hobby. Really? You are. I like flea markets. It's quite literally an old hobby. Yeah.

But also, I feel like something. If someone were to be like, I love it. Why did you do ex-girlfriend eyes? That's just my face. I love it. That's my excited face. I love it.

I found this. One, I went to last week they didn't die. So good. I love when they don't die. Are they like sitting on the porch as you buy their treasures? They're downsizing because they have three homes. Oh, Jesus Christ. I know.

They're not being put in the home. No, no, no. They're just downsizing. That must be beautiful watching all of your life's possessions be bought by other people. Yeah. At a. Bargain basement prices. Incredibly.

But I think you guys, the problem is I'm a big gift giver. And so you guys are going to end. end up with a bunch of dead people shit. I'm with that. Oh, I love that. You know what I'm looking for? Armor. Okay. Yes. Okay. Yes. Like display armor or to wear? What do you mean? No, to wear. Display armor is only display armor until you put that bitch on. Am I right? Okay. He's going to tell us. I want chain mail. I don't know how old these people are. If they have chain mail, I would really like right.

Okay. I'm writing that down. Do you have like, I'm looking for that. Do you want anything? I would like perhaps maybe a comforter. Like a, not a comforter, but like, you You wanted the comforter of an 85-year-old billionaire. Not a comforter, but like a temperate like a mattress. Oh, he's on that tip because he slept in my bed last week. So if you find one of those. Were you, okay. No, like one of my beds.

Well, not in Assange's bed. Did you put a new mattress on? You had a little nightmare last night. You always sleep in this bed. Yeah, but I was just thinking of maybe she could pick one. If I see one. Why was last night better as a sleeping experience for you? Is it because Christian wasn't here?

Yes. He's so terror to sleep with. Right. My eyes are like hollowed out from with bags and everything because he just is squirming around and sleeping like a princess and then I get up and like he has like 14 alarms that go off and then I get up and he's like I'm going to sleep in until noon. And then it's just me and my thoughts. But anyway, I didn't want to interrupt. No, you're good. So I go to estate sales now.

That's my hobby. But I, so I was doing this program. Um, and part of it was like, I was doing a bunch of crazy therapy and shit like that. But then I was also trying new out of the box things to see if they would work for me. And so I go. You've got enough of Western men. Yeah. So I go to this Eastern, uh, healer, right?

Like a Reiki. Reiki. Reiki. I keep saying it wrong. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Yeah.

So I think, yeah, that's what they do. They heal your energies, Marsh. Awesome. Your hair looks. She got crazy energies. What kind of healing was it? Right. There you go.

I'm always listening. So I schedule with this woman named Carol at 11 a.m. Right. Wait, that's the. What? You're an Eastern medicine specials named Carol. Okay. Yeah, she seemed great.

Red flag. Okay, go on. It was her Western name. Yeah. And so I walk, I'm trying to get my 10,000 steps every day. Give me the, give me the demographic back. profile of care. Hold on.

She was old white lady. Okay. Nice sock. Yeah. She could have been white passing. Yeah. You never know. Like Lebanese?

Yeah. She's doing, she's doing Eastern medicine as a white Lebanese and white Chinese. Only I'm white Chinese. So then I walk 30 minutes away. It's like a pretty far drive, right? And so I was like, I'll do a 30 minute walk because then I can get my steps. And I walk.

I'm over there. I show up at 11. And they're like, oh, you're here for Carol. And I was like, I'm like, yeah. And they're like, we, she's not here today. And I was like, and then she appears in a public. And I was like, okay. Didn't you book the appointment?

Yeah, like a week prior. And so I'm like, okay. And I just walked 30 minutes. It's like 90 degrees outside. I'm like, okay, awesome. And they're like, yeah, she got in a car accident. And I'm like, oh, my God. And so at first I'm like, oh, my God, is she okay?

And they're like, yeah, yeah, it was two weeks ago. What? And she's still taking appointments? You know what? If you got in a car accident two weeks ago, it's time to fucking either die or get back at it. Well, that's my stuff. Wow.

Yeah, yeah, why doesn't she Eastern medicine her way out of the car accident injury? Well, I go, I go, oh my God, like, is her,

is she okay? Like, is she in the hospital? Like, I don't know this woman, but now, like, you know,

I've concerned and like, whatever, they're like, oh, it's just a fender bender. What? See, that's what I'm saying.

See, Now Austin. I'm back on Austin. Yeah. Come on. Get back to work. Did you get Spirit healed? So I do eventually.

By not Carol. By not Carol. By not Carol. What spirit hero? Did you get Roy? They're like Natasha. Okay. We're moving east.

The names at least. Not east enough. At one o'clock, come back and, dang. Fat Gunner got kicked out. Okay. Thanks, Garner. He's just fat leave. barking. Fat gunner waddled out of the room. You don't have to add the adjective fatly.

No, we're talking about Marsha's dog for audio listeners. He's very overweight. He's a human named gunner. He is a little nugget. It's very cute. So I come back at 1 o'clock for Natasha, right? And so I'm like, okay, but I'm far away. And so I'm like, what do I do? What am I going to have to stall? And so I go to, I go to lunch by myself. I walk to a lunch place. You're at 20,000 steps at this point. I am. I am. It's like so many. steps, it's 90 degrees outside. I go to lunch. There's this table directly across me. They brought their cat to lunch on a leash.

Okay. Sounds L.A. But the cat is stressed. Like, it's not chill. Like, at one point, the cat bolts and tries to climb up the chimney. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, this is abuse. And so I wanted to go over and be like, I'm an animal specialist. Yeah.

Advocate. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And this is not okay. Your thought process was to pose as an animal specialist so you could talk shit. Like a vet. Yeah. Just as a concern citizen. I wanted to be like, I'm a vet. She needs to say she's not okay.

Because what is she going to ask for a vet credential? You know what I mean? Who the fuck has that? Yeah. I'm sorry, ma'am. I was on my way to my spirit healing and I'm a veterinarian and your animal is most uncomfortable. This is the most white women activity you've ever engaged in. I know.

Did you actually confront? No. Honestly, it's kind of awesome. Thank God. I didn't do it. I didn't save that cat's life. I think we all see things in life where we could confront them, but we don't. Yeah, but not by lying.

I always. I mean, yeah, lying is sometimes you have to lie. Yeah. To get ahead. Yeah. And I'm for it. This isn't getting ahead. Yeah, you've never been at a bar and seen a girl get hit on and be like, that's my best friend.

Oh, yeah. See, that's a lie. I've posed as a boyfriend. I feel like, okay. I mean, yeah, that's a bar. Very different. That's like, saving people. It's the same thing.

No, because what if the owner was like, oh, my God, thank God you're here? We were waiting for the veterinarian next door and we, like, the room is full and she has a growth on her other side. No. You please have to look. Yeah, like, my cat has like stage eight cancer. You're in there and you're touching the cat and you're like, I don't know, feels fine. Dead cat. Yeah.

Cat dies instantly while you're groping it. You two just killed a cat. No. That's not what happened. He's like, Austin's like it happens in the medical field. You gotta break a few eggs.

Another patient. I mean, cats, yeah. It happens. The owner of the restaurant comes over and she's like, oh my God, I love your cat. I love that your cat's here. Can I take a picture?

Yeah. She takes a picture of the cat to like post on their Instagram or whatever. While it's tweaking. What the fuck? Cats don't like doing human activities. And then the lady, the lady's like,

thanks. I take him everywhere. He's so great. out in public and I was like no he's not. Cats like their box and their rooms and that's it. They like their toys. They like their peace. I've seen. This cat was not okay. No, but like they're very

Turkey, all the cats are public. Right. And by that I mean like, they're strange. We got national health care and we got national cats here. They are literally all over the people take care of them. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. They have like their little quadrants. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. Turkish people love cats. Except Turkish people are not big on dogs. I like cats too.

You talk shit about my cat. Yeah, you threatened a step on mine. Yeah. Wait, what? No, what? Yeah, you did. He said that one time. Yeah, you said you were going to squash it like a bug.

He threatened to murder my cat. I probably meant like I'm going to accidentally step on your cat. No, it sounded like vindictive. You did he say, B5.5.5. You can't. He said, where's fat gunner to help me? Yeah, we're going to fight this.

That just sweet. Be5. Be5. Be5. Three, five, go, fuck. Where's Gunner to help me? No, you forgot fat. I was so angry.

I forgot the wrong in a whimsical manner. Q, do you ever notice how Will's got such a fat bad bonak-a-donk-tonk-a-tonk? Kind of like Gunner the dog. That's right. Kind of like Gunner the dog. And I just can't help but notice there's no jeans that really fit well on it. Yeah. Have you had that problem?

Yes. Because Gunner the dog has. I can't find any jeans to fit my fat, bad-donka-dog. I think I've got the gene for you. Uh-huh. The perfect gene. Wow. Oh, yeah.

It's the perfect gene. So you can squat, Ben, sit, and actually live your life without getting your nuts all crushed. Are they forgiving without looking sloppy? Are you kidding me? Of course. That's awesome. Oh, my gosh.

Now, how much do you usually pay for jeans, Will? $8,000. $8,000. Wow. That's insane. That's really ridiculous because you could get a pair of money. the perfect jeans for 79.99. 79.99.

That's a hundredth of price. Yeah. It's a good deal. Incredible. Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding me? They look good from every angle. And you could look good too from every angle. We know you could. It fits everybody. And even Denise Kitchen

said, I've been wearing my jeans for two years. And now that's all I wear. I donated all my other jeans to charity. So I can always be comfortable. Thanks, Denise. Dennis, Dennis Kitchen. Dennis Kitchen said that. Dennis Kitchen said that, but it doesn't matter. You could say it too, and you're our listener, and you get 15% off your first order,

plus free shipping at the perfect gene. At the perfect gene and use code fear 15 for 15% off. That is 15% for the people that are in Spanish. Adios. Cats, you can't even really crush him unless, like, what are you saying today? You could crush it. You can't, because I sleep with my cat every night.

Like in the middle, he sleeps between Christian and I. Like in between our pillow. It's so cute. And he meows if we don't have room. We have to move it apart. It's so cute. Anyway, so he sleeps right there. And I'm always afraid I'm going to roll over and crush him.

Right. But you can't. Like cats are so good. They can definitely get crushed. No, no, they move. Like a hydronic press. Well, yeah, but I got to put my cat. A hydronic press.

It's a insane. What is going on? I have told you guys why I have trauma with cats. in homes with me. Do you crush one? No, quite the opposite. They crushed you. I was dating a girl for a while.

That was a little most unusual. Brack? Cat lady. And there were a few times where I would get erect during the night and the cat was asleep and it would attack my penis. That's true.

That's so true. Ew. That happens? Well, no, not my penis. But now I'm starting to get a little insecure. Is it because I started saying, That's my fault.

That's my fault. Nice enough for a cat to attack. No, not nice enough, big enough to even show up underneath the covers where they even think that they could play with it. But regardless, they play with my feet. And I'm starting to be like, you know, it's my, anyway. You're like, come on, my penis is right there. This cat would jump and just like, like latch on to my sh-

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You know, there's how cats play with stuff under. They don't know. They don't know what's a penis. You know what I mean? Yeah. What if he did?

Yeah. He definitely. I'm feeling more vindicic. by the moment for being a dog guy. No, cats are better. Okay. If you're busy,

like you are, cats are better, 100%. I love having. Yeah. So, oh, sorry.

Oh, no, no, are you gonna forget it? No, I want to hear about the spirit. Yeah. So I leave the cat restaurant.

Right. With the one cat. Was it a cat restaurant? No, it was a normal restaurant. It was a normal restaurant. But the cat claimed it. Okay.

But I left because I was so uncomfortable with the cat abuse happening in front of me. Right. I, like, couldn't watch it anymore. I was like, I gotta go. That is also a white woman activity.

It's so fucking appalled that you leave the establishment. I did. I left the establishment. I was like, out of here. We're out of here. And so now I have an hour and a half to kill. And so I just decide to walk 45 minutes one way and then turn around and walk 45 minutes back and get more steps. Did you get any food?

I did. I got chili kittes. Oh, chili kile. Yes. I don't like. Marsh, you like chili kittles? A lot of. Fat gunners.

What the fuck? Fat Gunner, you like Chiquetuis? Why are you being so racial towards March? I'm not being racist. It's not just to Marsh, it's to his dog too. You like that Chila quile chile chile. Chilichel, right? Chilichel.

Ay caramba, ah, eh, eh, eh. Marsh. Am I being insensitive here to say that you like chili? Your Tio made some mean chileikiles didn't? Is it wrong to say? Yeah. What does admin, ah, your people, having a tough go at it? Okay.

No. So I show up at 1 o'clock. Okay. And I say I'm here for Natasha. They say she's on a phone call. Can you wait? And I'm like, yeah, I haven't waited enough. At this point, I'm like, this is a great allegory for my healing.

This sounds awesome. So I start looking around their store. They got like crystals and candles and spell books and stuff like that. I thought about buying some, but then I thought I can't get into a new hobby. I'm already into the state sales. Yeah. And so then I. Right.

So now it's. That's why you did buy the spirit books. Yeah. Um, anyway. 45 fucking minutes later. No. How long was this phone call?

45 minutes. I would have crashed out. 45. Well, you can't crash on the healer. That's bad energy. You absolutely can. I don't know. I didn't do it.

Yeah, well, cutey, she's not doing anything. 45 minutes later, I walk back there. They're finally like, Natasha can see you. I'm like, great.

She's chomping on an apple. She's like so sorry. I haven't had lunch. And I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. This is a mess.

And she goes, she's like, have you done this before? And I was like, no, how does it work? And she was like, what don't you get? Oh, wow. And I go, how it works.

Yeah. And she's like, so is it too mystical for you? Oh, she's on the defense already. And I go, no. Is it too mystical? I literally don't know what we're doing today. Like, I'm literally confused. And then she's like, okay, well, I'm going to, you're going to lay on the bed.

Right. And close your eyes. And I am going to essentially vacuum your energy. And I was like, okay. She was like. Okay, I'm sensing a tone from you. For me? Already.

The way you said okay, if Natasha got those vibes. I didn't say that to her. I said it to you guys. But whatever energy she has. Natasha should be able to fix it. Vacuum it out. Yeah, vacuum. That's her job.

Maybe Natasha felt your energy. And that's why it was like, you're being skeptical. That's why I said I couldn't get mad. See? Oh, see? She's just doing her job. Let me just go on the record saying I would never do any of this. Yeah.

And so I was trying to heal. I get where you're coming from. So she was saying if there's a leaf on the ground of your house, that's not bad. Leafs aren't bad, but you do have to vacuum them up. Stop. Wait. Pause. This is how she explained to me.

Does she just start giving you some Eastern mysticism? Like, is this Confucius say type? Like, she was just. Or is she talking about your energy? It's like a leaf on the ground in your house. You have to vacuum it up. It doesn't mean it's bad or good. Judy, I have a question.

I have a question. What is the demographic background of Natasha? Natasha, so that's what's funny. Is I do ask Natasha, I go, what got you into this? She goes, during COVID. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was looking for healing myself and I found a healer on Etsy. No!

And I go, oh no. Oh, no. I guess. Oh, no. That sounds right. So I guess that makes sense. So she got healed on Etsy. She said they set up an appointment.

She laid down and she got healed. And I was like, that's awesome. And then she got into it. And now I'm getting healed by Natasha. Oh. And I'm like, okay, whatever. I'm already fucking here. You should, like.

Did you ask Natasha her opinions on vaccines? I didn't. I didn't ask her. I did not ask Natasha. I would approach that. I would love. to hear what Natak has to say about that. I didn't ask her that.

I didn't ask her that. So I lay down and we listen to that music, like the spa music, like the moire. Oh, God, yeah. It goes during your facial. Throat singing. Yeah, yeah, for like an hour. And at one point I peep because I'm like, what the fuck is going? Oh, she starts with a prayer.

So you start with a prayer. She does like a prayer. In English? To like our, like, Hail Mary? I don't know. It was like. Or like, we're grateful to the mother guy. I maybe.

Who is she praying? Who was she praying to? Someone. I don't know. The mother and the father. I guess. And she asked my guardians to come, like, hang out with me. And I was like, okay.

She hits you with some, the earth, the air, the fire. The water return, return, return. Yeah, something like that. She was singing like an Irish folk song. It's Wiccan shit. Oh. Yeah. She did something, which, for the record, to any healers in our audience.

Dude, they don't, they're just mixing it up. Yeah. Well, she did learn it from Edson. They might put her some Bush. I don't know. I don't know. But maybe healing works I just don't think Natasha

is the vessel for that This is what I learned You know? So you will So she didn't suck your leaves So I'm sitting there And I peek over With my eye

I'm like what is happening And she is sitting And she has one hand With their goddamn fucking apple And then our other hand Is going like this No she's not eating an apple She's like from me

Stop She wasn't eating the apple She was just holding your apple She was giving you one. No, she's taking the energy.

This, this bitch didn't even put the apple that she'd shit. Okay, I'm going to

defend my girl Natasha. No, don't. Tashi, was taken, sucking up your leaves

and putting it into the apple. Yeah, maybe. Maybe it's a cursed apple. Yeah, you have to

dispose of that apple after. You have a lot of that energy. So, you may have killed Natasha. I might have

killed her if she ate, And so, do you think she can help gun her not be fat? Well, we'll get to that. I'll get to that. Wait. Don't worry. Oh, you were doing full spectrum.

So healing ends. She does our closing prayer. And I like, I'm like, okay. And she's like, get up when you're ready. And I'm like, I'm going to get up right now. Because like you're sitting here staring at me. Like, I'm up. So I sit up.

And I'm like, okay. How did it go? Like, and she was like, that was a lot. And I was like, that's crazy. I was like, okay. And she was like, I cut a lot of family cords. And I was like, I feel like I need those. Yeah.

Like my family? You need those people. But thanks, I guess. Like, thank you for doing that. And then she was like, she was like, you might have an energy purge over the next week. So you might get really sick. Violent diarrhea. I was like, okay.

You don't need that. Like, flu like, symptoms. You might shit your pants. That's great. That's so great to tell. to a hyvalchondia. Yeah, I was like, great, awesome. And then she was like, I wouldn't do this

for another six weeks or so because like you need to recover. Yeah, so I was like, okay. And then, and then I go, now I'm just curious because I'm like, what the fuck just happened? I go, I go, is it? I said, I said, thank you so much.

I said, do you do this full time? I was just asking how often she does it. And she's like, well, I mostly do animals. Oh So she can help Gunner So wait So she does the So she heals animals

She vibes out the animals Yeah and I say Oh so I bring my dog in And you can like Energy heal him I have this friend who has an idea To give my dog a pocket Pussy

We got to bring in the pocket pussy dog We got to bring in the cat At the restaurant I feel like Natasha Would be on I'm just saying I don't know I don't know if anybody's bold enough

To go into the research Perhaps that's a stress release and maybe could bring down the anxiety of some animals. Just saying, nobody's bold enough to try it out. They already fuck pillows. Like, just let him fuck the pillow. You might be on to something because Swift never humps anything at all. He's not a humper and he's really anxious.

See, that's what I'm saying. All I'm saying, nobody's bold enough because they'd probably be ostracized from the scientific dog community. For jerking off dogs? No. Good. No. Good.

I'm not saying. Nobody's got to. jerk off a dog. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm just saying you put one in the room and see what happens. Oh my God. That's, you know?

This is the bold scientific research. That's been limited in Trump's America. It's a good point. We got Artemis 2 the space launch going beyond where man has ever been and then you have Austin show

doing revolutionary medical research and dog masturbation. Closing a dog in a room with a pocket pussy. For science! Come on. Fuck the pussy. It could be. I mean, we know the effects of sex in humans being that it draw, it.

It's very healthy. Yeah. Very healthy. Sex is very healthy for human beings. I can't imagine that it would extend. And this is the bold scientific research that, like I said, the Trump administration is cutting grades. I'm glad they cut R&D funding. Anyway, please.

I ask her, I was like, do I bring my dog in? Yeah. And she goes, no, I do it virtually. What? No. She doesn't over Zoom? She says, I like, yeah, FaceTime you. I ask the owner to leave the room.

Leave me with their pet. Oh, maybe she's doing pocket pussy. And I said, incredible. Maybe I'll reach out. Thank you so much. Wow, dude, that's crazy. $125 later. $125?

I'll be honest with you. I just know if everything flops, I could be a spiritual healer. Not to get political, but I do have to say some here. I feel like this is the perfect representation of like what remains of American industry. It's just a bunch of kooky people finding other people to be bagholders. And none of it is actually economic activity or productive in any way, shape, or form. They could open one of these up in like Portland? Well, Portland, Portland.

They're all over now. They're definitely all. My favorite version of this in the South and all around America, as a matter of fact, is back in the day when there were a lot of rapture concerns around, I think it was like in the 2000s, the millennia, there was a service offered to evangelical Christians who believed that they're going to get sucked up into the heavens when Jesus Christ comes back to Earth. Rapture. Yeah, and they have a battle in Megito, and then the rapture happens, and they get harpooned, I think

that's what it's called. It's like a ridiculous name for it. And I like to, you know, comically refer to as they turn into the clothes. and there was a service offered by atheists and agnostics to take care of the dogs as a contingency plan as an insurance for all of the evangelical Christians that's awesome

that we're worried like oh well we're going to leave our dogs and cats behind when we get harpanzoed into the heavens I like how they think they'll get harponzoed but not their dogs and cats who are perfect don't have souls dogs and cats don't get harponzo they have souls known. Not according to Jesus Christ. Not according to your faith.

No, my faith they do. There's a different heaven for dogs and cats. It's a modern religion. That's something they tell kids. It's not in the script. Yeah, they lied to you. Joseph Smith was not fucking with cats and dogs like that.

Will, have you noticed that Austin's been farting nonstop? I'm so gassy. Just perpetually. I've been noticing that. It's so loud. Everywhere he goes. It's been crazy.

Yeah. Oh. Hello. It's been crazy. My peers have been complaining about it everywhere we go. And you know, it's even crazier. He won't do anything about it. Yeah, it's like, it's vibrating over here.

I can taste it. What should he do about it, cutie? I can't help it. The American health care system is crazy. Yeah, it's embarrassing. I'm farting a lot. Yeah. No, you are.

It's a lot. People are talking about it actually. Oh, hello. That was a wet one. So what you can do is download Zoc Doc. Oh. Yeah, no judgment. You download it on your phone.

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So stop putting off those doctor's appointments. and go to Zocdoc.com slash fear to find an instantly book top-rated doctors today. That's ZOCDOC.com slash fear. This message is sponsored by Zoc Doc. Also, Joseph Smith was a horrible person. Oh, I just want you to know that. I hate to tell you now.

And Brigham Young, too. I can't believe it. They're both pedophiles. I think both of them. Well, you know. Austin just halfway informed to tell a cutie about her fate. I think so.

He says, I think so. Yeah, he's just slaver, too, I'm bringing me on. Yeah. Oh, damn. That's what I thought, but I didn't have a script. Yeah, Doctor and Covenants. Speaking to which, are you going? Wait, they actually wrote that into the Mormon faith.

Do you look at that. Are you attending the General Mormon? No, it's separate. The General Mormon Conference this weekend? No. I'm not. Why do you know that that's happening? We could watch it.

It's probably the 12 a.m. session. And so it happens at 11. How do you feel about the change? around of the church right now. It's very controversial about how they're changing the time. Fuck, I had this and I fucked it up.

I just... God damn it. There's something that they're changing at the church right now. It's very controversial. It's like the time, you know, you spend time with, then the women and men, they split up.

Yeah. What do they call that? Oh, it's three, oh, sacrament meeting and then release society and like... Yeah, and they're pissed about it. People are pissed about it. Well, because they're making it shorter, I think.

Yeah. They're making church shorter. Yeah, and people are complaining. Anyway, sorry. The apostatites. Why does the Mormon religion have so many patch notes? Usually church is three hours. That's crazy.

Yeah, yeah. It's either 9 to noon or like one to four where the usual shifts. I have Mormon gay friends and they're like, tell cutie, ask her this. Do this. They're going to be so disappointed. They live in Utah. I think it's dope to be shorter.

I don't know why they're mad about that. I do think it's crazy they haven't patched coffee. Like imagine like they would, because they did patched tattoos. They patched black people. Well, that's pretty big. That was a, that was a big patch. No, I mean, seriously. It was a really big patch. Imagine, like, for the longest time, you're like, yeah, no, if you're black, that means

like you're definitely going to hell. That is crazy that they had pets in the scripture, but not black. That's crazy. They were just the personification of evil. They were just called the Lamanites. Yeah, that's what we're called. The Lamanites. And the Nephites. Yeah. That's it. Can we believe that second one? Wait, why?

Just sounds like a slur. Wait, the Nephites were the white people. Stop saying it! Why? They were the white people. Oh, that was a white folk. Yeah. That's our word for us.

Maybe bleep Will saying bleep that. Yeah, wait, what? Sometimes you say, you say, why were the Lamanites' legs always sore? And then they go, why? And you say, because of all the knee fights. Thanks. Wow, that's great. But yeah, church, church, they, they patched, they patched in gay children.

Oh. But not gay adults? But not gay adults. Oh, you can be gay. You just can't be active. That's so weird how they're focusing on that. You can be gay till you're 18. That's actually the reason I sent in my, like, letter to leave the church is they did a,

they said that children of gay couples couldn't get baptized. That's crazy. And I was like, gay. Wait, they baptize Hitler. Well, when he was dead and he wasn't gay, his parents weren't gay. Yeah, you're right. He was just an artist.

Wait, that's crazy that they're like, yeah, we'll baptize Hitler. We'll baptize all of the victims of Adolf Hitler. Sounds like they still need to do smart. Yeah, so then they patch that back in so children of gay parents can be baptized now. They also said gay people can be Mormon. They just can't actively be gay. Speaking of gay. They got the don't ask, don't tell.

Speaking of gay Chicago Bowles Player Jade and Ivy got cut For going on a homophobic Rant Good No

Bad What you would support him No way you support him Yeah I support him Well people are up in arms How many times are you going to do this Fucking homophobic They have a highlight rule

As long as it takes As long as it takes So anyway Jayden Ivy went on Instagram live and went on this rant talking about how he was upset that they have a month dedicated to pride

and how they are they are speak on it King no they're there they're he says it's do you have the clip because I've there's a clip yeah how does he feel about women's month

the reason why I want to watch it is because I'm going to be serious I said how does he feel about women's month well we'll get to that okay he didn't mention that. One of my favorite things that happens so frequently in media, especially in like

the last, like in the post-COVID era, let's say, is that people people with high profiles, like famous people, have like sometimes what I would call manic episodes very publicly.

And the manifestation of that expression is almost always super far right and very religious for some weird reason. And as soon as that happens, because you'll see that in this video, right? As soon as that happens, they get embraced by the entirety of the right where they're like, that's right.

This guy who's like very clearly going through it, that's my guy. He's so smart. He's so awesome. Finally someone's saying it. So I really, I really wanted to see it in action. Gary Irving thinks the earth is. Carrie Irving is the goat. And he was not having an episode like that.

He's just a curious guy. He's just a curious guy who has access to hidden truths, let's say. Can proclaim LGBTQ, right? They have, they have, they proclaim. What is this angle? And the NBA. They proclaim it. Uh-huh.

Speak on it. They show it to the world. Yeah, we do. They say come, come, come, come, come, uh, come join us for pride. Come, come. Come, come for pride. To celebrate unrighteousness. Uh-huh.

They proclaim it. He got so excited that he just whipped it out while driving. They proclaim it on the billboards. They proclaim it in the streets. Proclaim. Unrighteousness. Oh, my God. So how is it that?

He really thought he was testifying. How is it one night? Oh, my God. Your religion is under attack. God, they're the victims. Man, this man is crazy. That's who's reading a comment. Is that the whole thing?

Yeah, well, that's part of it, but it goes on for a long time, but he goes on to rant about the LGBTQ community. The camera angle was wild. Here's the deal. He needs a gay fix. Your religion cannot be used to justify hate. Okay?

It cannot be used to justify hate. That's not what my aunts and uncles say. I'm not done yet. The reason why it can't be used to justify. hate is because your religion has been used to justify hate for centuries. Right. And we are not going to sit

and wait until you figure out the patch note. Yeah. To welcome another group that you've hated again. Yeah. That you've hated on into your circle of people. So no, your religion is under, believe in your fake God. Okay? I don't give a shit.

Did I get you this blanket? Right? No. It's a Minky Couture. Oh. It's a Mormon company. So distracted. That's, I mean, it's my favorite blanket. Middle of a bit. My, middle of a bit. Middle of a bit.

Middle of a bit. No one gets to talk about the blanket. Middle of a bit. Brother, brother, I'm freaking, just like my house is, is an Amazon distribution. Well, that's actually. Do you want to cut off? No, that was for Austin's next challenge. What's my next challenge?

Well, I've decided that we should have benchmarks for ourselves, right? See how far we're growing. You're no longer the closeted homosexual guy. You're the funny guy. Oh. And so your tastes have grown. Oh. So, famously, your biggest Achilles heel, your most embarrassing moment, Swiss Miss Coco.

Oh. That was an embarrassing. Yeah, I love that. Well, he's complimented the chef twice on Swissmas. So in the kitchen right now, I have five different flavors of Swiss Miss and one award-winning world-famous hot chocolate. It is considered the best hot chocolate in the world Oh, fuck yeah So you're gonna do a testing flight

And see if you can identify Oh, I'm down Can we do it on the Patreon? Yes We're gonna do it on the Patreon But it's not Swiss It's all Swissmas besides one? Yes

Oh, I see They're all different flavors of Swissmus Oh Dark chocolate Light Marshmel I can't fucking I'm gonna

I'm gonna ace it I feel like it's gonna be really easy I'm a hot chocolate expert So we'll see I think I'm ready I want him to win They're all out there I'm ready

I'm fucking ready. Thank you. I'm ready for it. I can't wait. I think it's, I love that. That'd be a fun. I love that.

There's one other thing I want to talk about. Did you guys see the Barbie Dream Fest? No. Oh yeah, it's a new Willy Wonka. Yeah, dude. I have not. It's like Fire Fest.

Here, pull it up, Marcii. What's Barbie Dream Fest? I need to throw a festival. It looks really easy. I agree. Cuddy Fest? Yeah. Spectacular failure?

He's like, I can do that. Yeah. Just women's spirit healing you? Yeah. I'll send Natasha in there. I'll send badass I'll be honest, I think you'd actually create a festival and it would be like

action. It'll just be Gunner and Natasha. You would be a shell of a human after it was over, but it would be everybody else would have a great time. Everyone would have a good time. Yeah. We got to get a new pull that up guy. Yeah, this guy is he's failing, dude. It's actually crazy. Barbie Dream Fest. It was in Fort Lauderdale. Yeah. So Barbie Dream Fest, this is the event and you can take a quick preliminary look here. You'll see that there's nothing else listed anymore. AI image. Yes, but Barbie Dreamfest

was apparently the 2026 version of Fire Fest where they sold 250 to 400 passes and the event was like nothing. It was like three inflated.

Jesus Christ, Marsh. Please. It's literally the biggest story of the week. It's everywhere. Please. Oh my God. There's nothing.

I will say once again, this goes back to what I was saying about Natasha. This is the only remaining economic output. Pause, go back. So this very specific thing, go to the cardboard cutout a little bit further. Literally just walked in. I don't know when I'm. There's little girls on bikes. So that was their, like, obstacle course, I think.

Pause. That was, they said that the Barbie dream house was going to be there. Oh, no. And it was going to be interactable. Oh, no. And it was just. A VW bug and a cardboard cut out. Okay.

But do you see what I mean? This is exactly the same spiritually as like Natasha where it's just a sequence of like grifters and charlatans getting together to like fuck people over and and making a bag real quick. And because there's no like regulatory mechanism or no way to be like, this is unbelievable. Give me the money back. People just keep doing it over and over again. And they just mass produce these like, uh, these. these catastrophes.

But you know what? Making like little girls cry. Honestly, brilliant. Because, okay. The kids probably don't fucking know the difference. I remember the kids definitely know the difference. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they seem to be how it was like that looks like it sucks, bro.

When I was a kid, the simplest things made me have fun. Okay. So I'd probably walk in and be like, you know, now the parents probably think it was a rip off because it was. Right. You know what I mean? I don't think the kids probably knew it. difference. Do you see any of the kids complaining?

Well, I mean, the kids did look like they were having fun. They have issued full refund. Oh, shit. Damn. And they did have famous speakers arrive. Who? Everybody thought. Serena Williams.

What? And Angel Reese. Both spoke at Barbie Dreamfest. How does Barbie Dreamfest book them and we can't? First of all, what do they got? Like gambling debt? What's going on? Yeah.

That's crazy because I do see Serenia Williams like do Twitter. her ads all the time. And I'm like, girl, what's happening? You good? You good financially? You stable? What's going on? I feel she made a ton of money.

Yeah, but like, this is, hey. I guess they used all the money to hire the speakers. And then they didn't have any money for the dream house. I thought you'd be all over Barbie Dream Fest. I could just do such a better job. Oh, yeah. I should host Barbie Dream Fest. I shouldn't even do Cutie Dream Fest.

Hey, make your appeal. Yeah, I like the year. She's, she's, she's, about adding it to her already insane schedule. I'm going to have to see Natasha more if I do this. You need to reach out. Yeah. Reach out here if I need both hands next time. Yeah, I'm going to need both hands.

No apple. The other thing that happened this week, it was incredibly entertaining. Sure. And it's been a source of entertainment for me throughout the week is Brian Nome. Brian Nome, Christy Nome's husband. Oh, yes. Christy Nome's husband has been caught. He's been caught.

Because he is in... Looking so sexy. ...wearing the biggest titty's known to mankind in the... Oh, yeah. He has been caught because he was very active in the fetish scene Bimbofication. For those of you that don't know what bimbofacation is, it's fetish play or role play where men and women transform their appearance into a hyper-feminine doll-like, with exaggerated feminine features such as very large breasts.

I have never heard of some of these kinks. Well, I never have ever heard of bimbo-fitting. You guys have not heard of... Like Sissy Hypno? I watched a lot of... You're deep, bro. What was that? That plastic surgery show.

I watched... Yeah, I watched a lot of that. You think... This is not watched. My favorite part is how cock-eyed the nipples are. Yeah, it gets better. It gets better. He got better as time went on.

Yeah. Like, I've seen, like, the more advanced photographs later. Yeah. And, and Yauza, what a woman. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What a woman. Oh, yeah.

Really? Ouga is what I was saying. Huge. Huge tits. Yeah. Love them. And he also would wear leggings and show his ass. He's got a whole lot of ass.

Yeah, a whole lot of ass. So shouts out to CurisD, who famously was the former Department of Homeland Security Secretary. You might notice that her beautiful presence is no longer felt or seen on the television screens at every TSA stop in the reports. She used to, she filmed a lot of content for the federal government. And she also had an affair. Yeah. And she very famously was having an affair with Corey Lewandowski. And they were basically doing it on the taxpayer.

On the plane. Yeah. On a private jet that they chartered. And it's really funny because like, you all of us here and all of you listeners at home that are American taxpayers, like you kind of participated in this process of like getting Brian Nome to be cucked very publicly. and we basically pay for that bill.

If he's participating in fucking bimification, it's okay. Those are separate. Here's the funniest part about this. You know, you would think, oh,

he's going to come out and deny this altogether. He's going to come out and be like, I didn't do this. This is not me. This is fake. It's a little undeniable. So he,

well, but you know, Republicans do this. They do this. Those are not my titty. Tucker. You know, we live in a world where Trump is photographed with Epstein a bigillion times and he denies ever knowing him or be having a relationship with him.

He wasn't photographed inside the children. I know. He has photos of him with the fucking tits on, bro. He was dead to right. Well, anyway. What are we doing? Regardless. Regardless, he comes out and he doesn't deny the fact that he was doing this.

He just denies the fact that he would have compromised Christy Noem's position as the the DHS secretary. and didn't make her vulnerable to blackmail because, you know, obviously, obviously, you know, that was a risk being that you're into mimboification. Christy Noom. I have photographs of your husband with big fat titty. I want a thousand dollars sent to my bank account. I think it's really funny that, like, there's even an attitude around this because, like, normally for security clearances, like, they do look at, like, sexual fetishes. Yeah.

They look at alcoholism. Do they really? Yes, of course. In order to get like a high level security clearance, in order not to get blackmailed, because the top three things they look at is like drug or alcohol abuse, gambling addiction. And what was the other one?

Bendification. Well, that's going to be added to the list. But the thing is it doesn't matter anymore. I mean, Pete Higgs is the Secretary of War, Secretary of Defense, and he's like a drunk alcoholic rapist, right? So what this administration figured out, I think, is that you can't be blackmailed if you're shameless. So I don't think this incident happened because, like, Kirstie Knoem could have been potentially blackmailed. I think everybody knew.

The family clearly knew. Kirstenom definitely knew, right? Like, so when they came out and they were like, oh, you know, someone, please pray for my family. I know. I love to pray. I thought that was really funny because it's like, pray for what? Like, he just has giant tits. He's having a great time and you know about it.

Please help my husband not put on these big silicone tithes. Oh, Lord. No, you know what I think is going on, though, which kind of click for me? I think that these people are Republicans to add to the shame of their fetish. It only heightens their feti. Oh, interesting. They go to these dinners and they're like, oh, my God, did you see this LGBTQ plus community? what they're doing. They're reading kids

drag queen books from school. And then they're like, they don't even know that I'm going to go home and get pegged in my fucking eyes off. And it gets some hot. Yeah. Lindsay Graham, we know what you're up to. Lady G. Lady G. Now, you're a boob guy. What did you think of it?

Yes. Well, can we pull the boos back up? Because I think we're just saying, we're not resident boob expert. I like the merchandise. Obviously, assuming just assuming that they're real. Right. Those are great fake jets, kidding.

I'm just curious. He looks nice. Those look great. You know, I mean, I don't know. I really shouldn't like him, but I do. I really shouldn't. You're saying that, but like I really shouldn't like it. I really shouldn't like it.

I has literally done that with Rudolph Giuliani, America's mayor back in the day. If you want to pull that up as well, Marge, we can show that. I really shouldn't want to slap that man's studies, but I do. So anyway, this is one of my favorite quotes. There's a famous adult performer named Lee. he love. Yeah. And she says, I definitely remember his face, but there's no way I could ever forget those

fake boobs. Forget them titty. Forget the fake boobs. Yeah, here's Trump. Wow. Yeah, that's a classic. And he fondles her. He, he, yeah, he motorboats Rudolph Giuliani, America's mayor.

Yeah. And her big bodacious breast disease. I did not know that ever happened Times were different We were just innocent, normal men Fondling and motorboating each other's tinkies Yeah, like why do people care? Did you guys see the drama with the bride

And the maid of honor? No Oh, it was big drama Took over- Is this a girly pop? This is kind of, it's like a mini, it's like a mini one. Wow

I hate that shit Your heart is not in it. No, that was quick. Because it's a mini one. It was like a quick. Like a mini-girlly bob. So this woman goes on to TikTok. She posts this TikTok and she's like, you guys, you have to hear about my matron of honor from hell.

Okay. So she's like, she's like, she was the worst. We've known each other for so long. Our husband's work together. Her husband is my husband's boss. Oh. Yeah. And my husband.

got fired. Yeah, so big drama. And then my husband went in for his last check and it was $4,000 short. But like... This is all in the lead up to the wedding?

Yeah. Crazy. But like this is like my matron of honor, my maid of honor. She keeps saying matron. I'm like, whatever, get over it.

It's made of honor. She has kids. So they say matron. Anyway, whole thing. Made of honor. She was like, my maid of honor.

Like, we were like, well, let's like, you're still my maid of honor. Because like you're my bestie. Because we've known each other for so long. is what she says.

And then she's like, so the night before my bridal shower, I get a text from my maid of honor and my maid of honor is like, hey, I'm not coming to the bridal shower because things are so awkward right now. And then so she's like,

what the fuck? Like, it'll be fine. Like, what the fuck. You have to suck it up at that point. Right. Yeah.

You know, I, yeah, I don't know, man, that's tough. I agree. And then day of the bridal shower,

matron of honor, text her and goes, hey, never mind, all come. Pause. Fat gunners. Fat Gunner is going crazy.

Gunner. Gunner is fatly barking. It's more like, we don't know what he's barking at. The whole house is shaking at his bark. Yeah. That's my goat. Fat Gunner. I love him.

So. He's monitoring the situation. Clearly. It's awesome. So I just have pictured Gunner as like a security guy. Well, he does have the body type. He's a build. Yeah.

He's really like, like, like, tumbling around. Large and in charge. What's going on over here? So then day of bridal shower Matroner is like just kidding

I'll come Great awesome But then Made of Honor gives me I'm the bride a present And it is a Louis Vuitton perfume And some cocktail napkins And cocktail glasses

Okay But my friend Who was a bride a few months ago And this was also her maid of honor a few months ago She gave her the same gift But also a Louis Vuitton bracelet. Wait. Hold on. Pause. She's insinuating that she's re-gifting a partial gift and kept the best part of the gift. No. Well, no, no, no. So you got married a few months ago. Right. We had the same

maid of honor. Right. She gifted you that. Oh. And so I should get the same thing, right? So I should also get the $1,500 Louis Vuitton bracelet. I mean, okay. But you got, but you got the, the colonel. instead. Well, yeah, but we'll also got the perfume. Oh, so. So the only difference in our gifts spot the difference is the Louis Vuitton bracelet.

Why didn't I get that? Right. Like, I should have gotten that. That's so fucked up of her. Right. So she kept it for herself. That's so cringe is what the bride is saying, right? Kept it first.

Maybe she just didn't get the second one. Yeah, whatever. So then, unfortunately, for her, the maid of honor is like, here's my account here's my receipts and the maid of honor takes to TikTok and is like

I barely knew this woman I don't know her at all she said we've known each other for like a few months I was shocked when she asked me to be her maid of honor she was like messy so everyone thinks that she only asked her to be the mate of honor because she wanted to leave it on bracelet

what a mess fucking yeah what a mess honestly interesting strategy I didn't even think that people... Low level scamming. Do you think people get invites to weddings based on their like...

Wedding gifts, maybe. Yeah, interesting. I never thought about that. Yeah. Because if I can't make it, I just like, you know, I just blast the... Fans are just going to blind me on a wedding invite. So now I'm thinking like, these motherfuckers are invited me to their weddings. Not because they know I'm going to attend, but they know I'm going to feel embarrassed.

You know what? I'm going to have my wedding on election day. And then I'm going to be like... I mean, I'm still going to, for your gay wedding, I'm still going to give you. You would show up on election? No, I'm not going to show up on election. Don't be ridiculous. Don't get married on election day.

I mean, who gets married on a Tuesday? Yeah. Who gets married on a Tuesday? Yeah, unacceptable. Well, ladies and gentlemen, on that note, it is time to move to the coveted Patreon. Yes. Where we are going to do a lot of things. We're going to do a lot.

We really shouldn't, but we will. We will. And we're going to go behind the paywall. We appreciate you. We love you. Thank you to the working class. We will see you behind the paywall. Patreon.com slash fear and. Bye.

Are you stuck? Am I stuck? No, no. What happened? I thought you were tickling me, but it was just your foot. Anyway, go ahead. Sorry, we're playing putzies. Do you sometimes feel like it's just, you know, we bring stories.

Yeah. We try to move the conversation along. And it's just, you know, it's all a way for them to have fun on the side. Yeah. You know, this is sick. What are they talking about? What the fuck? I brought multiple things today.

Brian's Tintz. We listen to you. You just don't reciprocate. I reciprocate. We reciprocate. Yeah, by tickling each other and playing fussy on the side. Well, look, look, look, look, sometimes we're getting married. Look, yeah.

What are you just due to me? I thought you were trying to go like this, but you're like that. This is literally every week. Oh, my God. How is this possible every fucking week? Oh my God, I'm so sorry. How is this possible? I am so.

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