Fear& - We will NOT be opening for Ed Sheeran! | Fear&

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

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Will you submit? No. Your Cuondo. Do you imagine if I did it as a joke and I got it? Jingles in Gillette Stadium. Oh, God. Austin? What's your name? No, you know what I do? I'd get it.

And my first thing I would do is I got two words for you. Free Palestine. Tell me when will you be mine? Tell me, quando, quando, quando. Submission. We can. Submissions are due October 7. That's, wow.

What a time. That's crazy. You should do your Britney Spears act. I should. That's a good idea. Yeah, let me go open for Ed. That's crazy. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast, where the family is back together again.

Oh, yeah. Ow! All right. How are you guys doing on this beautiful morning? Right and early. I'm eepy. Hmm. Having a fantastic time.

Cutie's sleepy. She slept four hours and 53 minutes last night. I'm not stocking her. I showed him my aura ring. She showed me her aura ring. You know what? I think we should do that. We should all share our sleep schedules just so we know what to anticipate, right?

No. I mean, I don't think my sleep schedule affects my performance. Okay. Neither. It affects me. I'm not better than it. It's a monster. I don't even know if I sleep or not anymore.

So you go to sleep at like 9 p. Yeah, what are you talking about? Last night I had to literally evacuate my own house because I'm sitting in my living room. I'm having a bunch of different phone calls. My mom is there. My brother is there. Austin's there. You hit my name like a slur.

Yeah. My team is there. They brought an extra friend because they were at dinner together. And they're like setting up Christians streaming. setup or something in Studio B, and everyone is yelling at one another while I'm trying to have a phone conversation. And I was just like, I'm done. I have to go upstairs. I got I got like over-stimulated in my own house. I'll be honest with you. If you had a bigger house, you wouldn't have to deal with that problem. I know. I had an interview that took place yesterday and I asked the guy. I was like,

so what do you think? Like, do you think it meets the expectations? Because like, and he's a right-wing guy. So he was like, no, it's actually really, it's actually really nice. The nicest house a bit. And I'm like, I don't think that's the case. No, you got to have a real assessment of that. I was like, I was like, listen, thank you for saying I have a nice home. Like, look, if I were to purchase your home, I would be like, I'd probably have to negotiate the price down because I'd be like, you know, there needs to be some upgrades.

Yeah. And we've seen Austin's house. Yeah. You've seen my house. My house is objectively more modern and more up to date than yours is. My house is a home. Yours is... Yours is a Hilton Marriott property.

My home is built to accommodate guests. Your home... There was no towels in the bathroom that I stayed in last night. Your home is designed in a way like one of those residences are in the big towers of a Marriott property. Yeah, you got everything that you need, right? I was there to collect your bags,

take you to your room. You know what I mean? I was there to show you No, no, the service was fantastic Notice how Will and I never have to defend our houses because we both know

that we have the best taste I mean I think you're including me in that Okay first of all First of all That's crazy You have a portrait of yourself It's a fan art

What am I supposed to Barat blew it up And put it It's like taller than Hassan And it's in his stairwell And it's just a portrait of him Okay In my defense

Where could you, what would you do in that situation? You should burn it, burn it with fire. I mean, I think it's a nice touch. Yeah. I think it's funny. I've inspired. I want to get a nice portrait of myself too. Yeah.

I think it's funny. It's obviously very narcissistic. Blind living in the blind. But it's just like, but even that is like metacomacom. You know, I got a good idea. Cutie, can you design my house? No. What?

Why not? Because you're not going to like it, number one. Why? Because I like using color. I like color. Now. Oh. You're all hard to shop for.

I know. I've been shopping with you before and we'll pick stuff out. And you're like, I just don't see it for myself, Will. Yeah. And I think that's what would happen. And I also think you wouldn't give me a budget that would allow me to actually. Hold on.

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I gave my designer a budget. I said, don't go over $100 grand. And she went over $100 grand. I spent $100,000 on my furniture. You spent $100,000 from that? Yeah. Don't be mean. Don't be cruel.

That's crazy. What? Money well spent. $100,000. I didn't know. I said, you know what I said? You know what I said? Because I got this house and it was my dream.

I said, look, I'm sick and tired. Because my last house didn't have any furniture. And I was sick and tired of it. You're just barren. No, so I said... You're walking. There's no couch. No, I was just like, I went to home goods and I just couldn't figure it out. So I just said, I told the designer, said, look, lady.

Pull them up. Pull them up, Gabe. Come on. I know you want to. Okay. I said, look, lady. Get that guitar art. I love it.

Okay. So I said, I said, I just want it to be turned. turnkey. So this is when we're... It is turnkey. When we went to, when we went to like a Marriott property, like a Marriott residence. When we went to Japan or whatever, while we were in Japan, she was doing

all this. It's better than a lot of people's. It's okay. Yeah. See? Thank you, cutie. It's just basic. That's all. Okay, now that's, you know, it's a little different. I hate that penis mug. It is, it is intense. Guys, we had a, we had a pivotal moment for our

friendship. Oh. We had a pivotal moment. I don't know it. Hassan came out to a surprise dinner that I was having at a sushi restaurant. My favorite sushi restaurant. Yeah, we didn't get invited. What's that about? What's I didn't make the guest list? I know.

So what did we do to Caroline? What did we do to Caroline? Caroline didn't make the guest list. Who made the guest list? Well, that's my inner sanctum of friends. You're going to have to ask them. They made a surprise. Yeah, because I was hearing about this dinner that you were going to and I was

talking. Can I be honest? I was, I'm so happy. You weren't invited? Yeah. Because it would have felt even worse. I was disappointed. I'm okay. He was invited. Anyway, we get there and it's my favorite sushi restaurant in the planet on the planet.

Austin got mad. I wasn't sitting close to him. I forgot to move. Were you guys even in town that night? No. Yeah. Well, I think cutie lives here. I live here.

I wasn't in town. I live here and I did my nightly check of locations and I saw everyone gathered. Yeah. Okay. And I, it likened me to high school. school. I was like, oh shit. Wait, so I didn't make the gasless. It's okay. I wouldn't be offended anyway.

Well, real quick, I don't have your location anymore. Is it because I wasn't sharing mine with you? You should have mine. I checked. I do my nightly check and realize I didn't have your location. Did we need two of this? I think about it. Maybe one of this is enough.

Excuse you? Redundancy. That's mean to us. You see how he generalizes women and gay men? Yeah. He puts them in one box. No. You.

What did he do? I didn't do anything to you. Like OCD, hypochondriac. Let me make sure that I share my location with. Anyway, I don't know many people that do nightly checks on where all of their friends are. Like, it's NSA surveillance time. Well, I just shared it indefinitely. Okay, perfect.

I'm sharing mine too. They're like the State Department. I'm happy that I want to make sure all the assets are in place. Is that your house right now. That's right. Okay, anyway, go ahead. So he came to my favorite tissue restaurant. restaurant, sushi by scratch, an amazing place. And we were worried because they, it's a 17 course

omacase, of which only two are nonfish. And as you know, the son is a fish shape. But I crammed one of the first dishes in his mouth. I pried open his gullet and I said, try it. So I will say this, I will say this. Let me set the stage. I'm driving to Encino, which is, you know, outside of my range. Okay? It's outside of my range. I'll just say it. It's like 35 minute drive.

Oh, you must have been just so pleasant. And in my mind, I'm thinking, look, I love this man. Of course, I'm going to go and drive 35 minutes outside of my range.

And for my best range. And be 45 minutes late to a private time. No, no, I was, I was 15 minutes late because I couldn't find the location. No,

no, I parked outside. I walked around to be fair. It's one of those fancy fucking places where there's no sign of the door in the middle of a mall. Now, I would have never done that.

I would have never done that way. It's in the middle of a mall. To be fair, Caroline did give me like, I didn't make the guessless. Caroline sent me like step-by-step instructions of how to find it and I still couldn't. Whatever, that's besides the point. But I'm like, oh my God, we're going to an Omicasse.

I'm not going to be able to eat anything. It's fine. Love Will. It'll be, you know, I'm, you know, going to hang out with him, right? I get there. Will sits me down. Okay? And he says, look, you have to try this.

It doesn't take. taste fishy at all. These are words I've heard before. Yeah. These are words I've heard from loved ones who have betrayed me. Yeah. Because when Dave told me it doesn't taste fishy, just put it in your mouth. It's going to be fine. Pause. That sounds weird. Um, just like in a sushi setting. Yeah. It sounds, it sounds strange. I think it sounds more like vaginas. Oh, okay. Sorry. Regardless, it would be weird if loved ones and family members were saying that to me in a sexual setting. Anyway, pause. One could say that to you in a sexual setting.

You could love people that you have sex with. That's a great point. Have you ever thought of that? Yeah. You don't have to be. Hopefully those loved ones wouldn't have a fishy pussy. It doesn't. They might.

Don't be mad at them. Regardless. My point was people had betrayed me in the past in this, but I was like, I'm going to take this dive with you because, you know, this is your birthday. Fuck it. We ball. And let me tell you. Yeah. Life changing.

Life changing experience. Really? I didn't have just one. piece of sushi. I had like all of the... 13 pieces of fish. Which ones did you skip? I skipped the uni for him. Oh yeah. Terrible.

I hate you that. I skipped some of like the macrol, which is a little bit more fish coated in the dry-aged mackerel. But he had eel. He had eel. Oh, I won't even do eel. Eels gross. It was great. I love sushi, but I lost. Austin, it tasted like Wagyu.

Every cup. but was so, I don't know if it's like fresh. I don't know where they. Is that what it is? Sushi by scratch is the best sushi in the world. I love sushi. He did do big time autism at one point because we were kind of halidron colliding him, who's my old, you know, long time and also work friend with my kind of normal friends.

And he met my very beloved German friend to which he said, oh, you're the dick guy. Oh my God. Okay, would you not say that to him if you know. No! No! I wouldn't say you're the dick guy. I mean, it's an important part of his identity. No. You can slowly work up to that part of the conversation. To be fair, without your introduction. He was still shaking his hand.

Oh. The only awkward part of it was the fact that we're in the Omokase and there are random strangers also at the Omicasse that are, you know, having their own important. That's the only awkward part of that. Oh, God. Yeah, I said, you're the dick guy. And he was like, yeah, I, fine, who knows that? He embraced it. Yeah, he laughed.

He's amazing. Yeah, he's a very nice guy. He's like, he's like the opposite of me. He's such a nice guy. He's also really hot. He's very attractive. I saw a picture of him. He's very attractive.

I was a little bit jealous about that. I don't like being replaced. I don't like being replaced by more handsome men. If you replace me, they have to be uglier. I don't know. And, well, look, I'm so happy that you guys had such a good time without us. Right. Yeah, I think it was improved. And really, and really, I think, you know, we, we were happy for you. Okay. Can I say something? You wouldn't like it. Uh-uh. So, like,

you at a 17 course of O'Macasse is dead zone anyway. Yeah. Because they don't change the menu for you. Yeah. I've been there before. And the whole time, I kept eating stuff and thinking I was getting allergic to it. Right. And, and you, are you a sushi? I like sushi, but I like tuna and salmon and maybe a little like it either. And Tamago. You wouldn't like it either. And I like a California roll. You said Tamago? No, they don't do rolls. Oh. Yeah, they don't do rolls. Okay. Yeah, no,

this is like, they don't even have chopsticks, brother. This is hand, the guy makes it. You have to wash your hands in between. No, I know. That's how you eat sushi. And I always have to tell my American friends when we go out for sushi that when you grab, when you eat sushi. Yeah, no, I know. This is not tradition.

No, I know. And they're like, why are you using your hands, you animal? I said, this is how they eat it. Tokyo. Right. That's right. I, I had this comment. It's,

it's okay. I wasn't invited. I want you to know that. I know, but I just want you to know. I don't hold it against you. It's okay. I had this conversation.

It feels like he does. It holds it against me. And this conversation on wine about it. We're like, it's okay to have different. And Ray said I was crazy. Number one. She was like,

you're crazy. And I was like, no, you're crazy. And then we had a crazy off. But you were talking about my birthday? No, no, we were talking about, I was talking about how it's okay

to have different. level of friendships with different people because I said like Caroline won't be in town for my wedding but she would have been a bridesmaid for me right like Caroline would have been my bridesmaid but if Caroline was getting married tomorrow I do not believe I would be one of Caroline's bridesmaids because she has so many fucking friends and and I was like girl she's got three sisters I know and she's also got so many fucking friends okay okay I feel like that's crazy I'm on race out on I don't know crazy friendship Friendships are, like, there's an equilibrium.

I'm going to come in as the mediator here. Okay. I think both of you are correct in some way, shape, or form. I wouldn't define it as levels of friendship. I think there are appropriate places to do certain things and activities with certain friends. And certain friends have different spots in places in your life. And that's okay. But I wouldn't level them.

I think you guys are all my top level of friendship. The unfortunate truth is you don't do anything. All three. What? Oh, man, my life is so busy. I tell you, I've been streaming six hours a day, and it's been hard to get my nutrients. Yeah, I mean, with all that work you're doing, how do you get nutrients? Well, let me tell you, Will, I've been using AG1.

Oh, what? Specifically the essential gummies. Wow. I've been taking the gummies because it helps support. my energy and immune health. I love those gummies. I just suck on them. Yeah, me too.

I pretend like I don't have teeth. They taste so good. I eat them while I'm streaming. They're so delicious. And guys, if you didn't know, I can have them because they're free of glue in GMOs, dairy egg, peanuts, artificial sweeteners, and 500 plus herbicides and pesticides, which you guys know how much I freaking hate herbicides and pesticides. I talk about it all the time.

No, I hate eating my pesticide, my, former pesticide flavored gummies. Yeah. Oh, they were flavored that way. That's right. They used to be. Terrible. It used to be that way.

But not anymore with AG1. So visit drinkag1.com slash fear to grab the new AG1 essential gummies today. That's drinkag1.com slash fear. Yeah. You don't do anything. You just don't like, you don't have the same interests. We just did the last 15 minutes.

Right. What's that? Gay clubs. It's true. That's the only thing you do. No, but I travel to gay clubs. Go to gay clubs. I know.

And I'll do a gay club. I know, but if you did, take a gay trip with me. Sure. All gay. Okay. You'd have a glass. Right. You're proving his point.

Oh. You're further proving his point. You go to a football game. I will do things. I will do things that are outside of my comfort zone. Sometimes when I have time. Once a year. On my birthday.

No. No. That makes me sound like an absentee father. I will not go out. No. You won't. I get it. But I just want you guys to know you are my top level of friendship.

Really? When I'm doing stuff, I don't consider you because I know you won't like or appreciate it. No, ask me, I will do it next time. I mean, I just want to be invited. Just invite me to stuff. Hey, no, no, no, no. I'll just guys be like, oh, you know, I really want to do it. I'm going to be honest.

This happened to me over like the last decade almost of like constantly refusing to attend stuff. And eventually the invoice dry out. And when that happens, broke me down. If you cut a highlight reel of all the things that. that I have invited you to, including the Jets game, which you guys all bought me tickets to, over the years.

It would be like, we didn't have hundreds of invites. And it just eventually got to the point we're like, okay, like I love them. Well, I appreciate that because I don't want to be invited. We went to the next game. We saw history happen at Madison Square Garden.

Like, there are moments. That's the thing is like, whenever you guys do stuff with me, you always do have fun. You begrudgingly that you're like, wow, wait, that was fun. Well, look, Will, I know it was your birthday and I didn't get you.

gift last week, but I did end up giving you a gift this week. And it's not because I forgot, because I didn't. I just thought today would be the more appropriate day. I didn't say you forgot. I know, but nobody did. I did. I was saying now I kind of feel. No, I didn't forget. Where's the gift? What did you get them? Well, it's getting shipped directly to your house. Oh, my God. But I what? Oh, my God. Here's what you have to do. I did this with them already. I actually bought him a gift. I did buy him a gift. I bought him a gift. I have a bought him a gift, but because it was like shipping out of Japan, it took a while for it, for it to get to his house.

So you have to get him an extra like first feeler gift. It's even better, bonus points, if the first gift that's smaller is also complimentary to the larger gift. Okay, so I'm, I'm learning how to be a gift. You don't have to get it. Okay, but Gabe, could you show the gift? Because I want to present it to you right now. It's on the way. It is a assigned.

No. A signed Broadway Joe Assigned framed poster of Joe Nameth Wow It's framed

It's authentic That is a great picture Yeah Yeah It's him It's him in a fur coat On the sideline And it's all in a frame

And it's getting delivered Right to your house That is a great Okay that's a fire gift Guys this is a great transition Thank you so much I'm going to put that right next To my Joe Nameth

Worn jersey Sam Piker won there is our fantasy league this week. Dude, it's so fucked up. You're so annoying. I don't 135 points. Now, the question is, though, fantasy requires you to check your team

and kind of do a little pruning. I don't think Hassan has a log in yet. I don't. Which is going to make it really hard for him to maintain his success. But I think the feedback loop of him winning fantasy might cause him to actually do it. I just, like, is there a way for the AI to handle it again?

No. Do I have to do it personally? You just set your, yeah. Wait, so they let you get away with it for one week? One of my guys got injured. I had to put them on the bench. I just, that sucks. Why do they tease you with the AI the first week?

And then they don't tease you. Well, no, no, no. They let you draft the team automatically. But you have to set your lineup. I know, but I didn't set it the first. Right. Because it just played your top players. But like that will, your top players won't be available every week.

And it will change based on matchup. Oh. So I have to like now, God, I hate that I have to learn stuff about this. I thought I could just coast by easy, peasy. What the fuck are all these data centers propping up, left and right if they can't do my goddamn fantasy team. I just wanted to give him credit. No, I know. Yes, I did. I did. I'm in seventh. Yeah, Quddy, you got your ass kick. Yeah. That was good, though, because everyone thought I was going to be 10th. I know. I got, I think I'm like third or fourth place. Yeah, good job. Yeah. I'm second. Yeah, I know. I saw that. But guys, what's going on in your worlds?

I feel like we've been talking about the two of us so damn much. I'm fired up. Fired up. I'm fired up. Tell me. In a world of this week was a horrible week in aviation. Let me tell you something. It's bad.

It was a horrible week in aviation. Let me tell you something that happened. A lot of people aren't talking about. I find it strange that, like, you know, incidents happen to the world of aviation, and it personally hurts your feelings. Well, I'll tell you why it personally hurts my feeling. And a lot of people aren't going to be on. my side about this one, but this is again

in line with my fight against capital owners. The airlines have universally pulled away the pre-drink first-class service from flights all across the country. Right? The FAA

has mandated that cups need to be collected before the plane pushes back, which has caused all the airlines to now take away the pre-departure drink service that's for the first-class passengers. Okay, that's fine.

Why does that bother you? Because they're framing this as a safety issue. They're framing this is an unsafe thing to have plastic cups or whatever. But really, but it is. No, it's not. No, because they would fly around if it's like, it's how you literally talked about how your boy, Kyle McLaughlin, Kyle McLaughlin, was, had to like do a last second. That's a glassware.

That was glassware. You can part your drink in plastic. So let me tell you something. Kitty Cinderella, she gets on a plane. She's in row. She's in row 15. Don't believe it. She's in an exit row or whatever.

I'm heavy on Xanax. Right. Heavy on Xanax. She's got a... Wine. No. You don't have wine. You have a...

You have a thermos. Okay. Sure. I have my water bottle. You have your water bottle. Okay. She can have this water bottle. Anybody can have this water bottle.

It's not violating the regulation. And there's a bomb in the water bottle. No, it's not about being a bomb. No, you didn't bring a bomb. You didn't bring a bomb. My point is this. It's a crazy bomb. With respect.

People didn't know I had it in me. Right. This is, I'm sure flight attendants love this and I respect the flight attendants because it's causing extra work because they're not getting paid adequately for delivering this service, right? But that's because the airlines and failed to the union didn't negotiate adequately to get them paid on the service. You're blaming the union. No, I'm not blaming the union. But the airline

I bet I could fit a pipe bomb in this. No, my point is this. This is a cost saving measure that I can't confirm but I guarantee... How much cost do you think they're saving? Millions of dollars. Millions of dollars across the industry.

But the thing is, nobody gives a shit about this. Because airlines... Because it's first class. Yes. That's what I'm trying to say, but I'm fired up about it. The poor... I've said this for a long time. I would fly an airline that was just real about their flight safety. If they were like, we don't give a shit.

If you put your fucking seat up before you land, go ahead and leave your phone on whatever mode you fucking... Because all that shit is fucking bullshit it. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's insane to me. It's insane to me. My frustration, my transition from regular economy to business flyer was insane.

I went from purposely refusing to even purchase like the extra leg room. and white knuckling through that process to flying business. Because I had too many bags, too much specialty equipment that I was flying around with, and I needed two check in two luggagees that I could bring with me as carry-ons, and you can't do that if you're in economy

or even in economy plus. That transition caused me to realize something. We are treated like cattle. Yes. They treat you like a human being if you are flying business. Having said that, that should be across the board. It should be industry standard.

Everyone should get... I think all planes should be like Indian train cars where they have just beds everywhere. No, you're going... Beds everywhere. I want to hop on. I want to lay down. This is the positively Soviet interpretation of like, no.

Nothing. You get nothing. No amenities. Leave me the fuck alone while we're in the air. You know what I mean? No, I have the exact opposite. Get rid of all the flight of. tenants. Get rid of them. Just put me on.

Give me a flat bed and I'm good. I'm the opposite. He's like, launch me at a cataple in the direction that I need to go. I don't. Stop lying, oh, put your fucking seat up. Shut the fuck up and fly the plane. The pilots aren't the ones that you usually... I don't give a shit. I don't want to talk

to you. Fly the fucking thing. They can't usually. I don't care. Just give me beds. Stap. Three high. Three rows. And I can climb. I'm up into it like a spider monkey.

I'm the opposite. I think the journey is the most... We know. We know. You're crazy. I love it. My point was that like everyone should be treated with dignity and not like cattle, regardless of the level of ticket they purchased. Having said that, in this circumstance, I understand everything that the airlines do is a cost-cutting measure. But you're not going to garner a lot of sympathy here because the only people that are...

The only people that are fucked over, quote unquote, are, you know, like 15 people at the front of the plane. But it starts at the front and it'll leak its way to the back. That's what I'm trying to say. Eventually, it'll, the effects of the cost-cutting measures work their way into the rear of the cat. What's that movie where like they're in the train, snow piercer? Yeah. Yeah. My point is this.

I actually don't really. That didn't happen in that movie, by the way. That hit. I don't usually. No, the exact opposite happened in that movie where the front of the train was doing great all the time. Austin is presenting a false narrative. My point is this, for those of you who are in the comments, gone,

before you put, before you press enter, I don't think they're doing that. They're doing it. I know it right now. There's somebody actively doing it. Hey, fuckos, listen to him. Listen to me.

It's not, I'm not upset about not getting my pre-departure drink because I'm in first class. It's not about that. It's the principle of the matter. You are making a policy change based on the idea that it's under the,

like under the guise of safety, right? I'd rather you just be honest and say, we're trying to cut your benefits, right? They're trying to tell us. They're not going to do that. They're not going to say that. Of course. But like it's just a, it's just a way to increase your profit margins and it pisses me to

fuck off. You know what else I want? A flight, a domestic flight that's a spin class. Oh. Where every seat is just a spin bike and I can get my workout on while I fly. Yeah. Okay. That would smell so gross in there.

I mean, that plane was some nasty. Yeah. How long would it be awesome? An hour and a half. Like a L.A. to Vegas type thing. Yeah. Like you think, and you can use the kinetic energy, the power.

That's what I'm saying. The internal battery. The plane will crash. You get turbulence? That's a great idea. Yeah. Yeah, the FAA that just banned plastic cups is going to say. It's like, give me a fucking break.

You really think my little fucking plastic cup of orange juice? It's just, we get real. It's like, if something goes wrong on this plane, we're dead. We're all going to die. Yeah. It's over. Yeah. Oh, no, a cup! Yeah.

No, I'm going to fucking crash into the earth at a thousand miles per hour. By the way, when you said this has been a horrible week in aviation, I genuinely thought we were going to talk about like plane crashes or the helicopter crash that took place in Chats were the couple days ago. No, you went for the plastic cups at first class. Well, I mean, which, by the way, it's a domino effect, really. Oh, man, I tell you what, I've been so sick lately. Yeah, me too. I've been peeing blue. Oh, really?

In blue? Cutie, you gotta go get that checked out. I don't know how. Well, I'll tell you how. I haven't tasted it yet, but it feels like it would look. No, do that. It would be like, blue raspberry. No, you need to consult a doctor.

And I know it may be hard to find one in network, which is why I'd like to personally recommend Zock doc. No, but I won't be able to get in soon enough. No, don't worry about it. It's easy because, oh. I heard you can find appointments as soon as 24 hours. Is the rumor true? That's true, cutie.

Just recently, I lost a toenail. And I had to get a doctor. And I went on Zock Doc, and ZockDock help me. Get it. Feels like we have really different problems. I know. I know. I know.

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Head to Zocdoc.com slash fear to get started. Check that appointment off your to-do list. That's ZOC, do-com slash beer. I'm so anxious right now. That's why I'm being a little quiet. You know I got my first mention on Wine About It. Huh? Yeah.

Your first one? You've been on Wine About it. Well, you talked about my weird balls. I didn't mean to. I know. Wait, what? I was just talking about balls. Yeah, and they both were like, Will's balls?

Got sent the clip. Wait, what happened to you? I said, have you ever seen weird balls? And Ray heard it as, have you ever seen Will's balls? Oh, yeah. I've seen Will's balls. Yeah. Well, that wasn't the...

So how was Disney with Ray? It was good. I think Oogie Boogie's a little different. They don't have that fun parade. They have a different parade now. Oh, what do they have now? They have like this, uh, what? They readjusted to the Trump administration's demands.

It's very odd. They play Erica. And the, and Mickey Mouse is goose stepping. Don't know why they did that. The uniforms are very strange. Cugo boss, though. It's like, uh, that's such a politics joke. You get it?

Yeah, because Hitler. Yeah. Yeah. And the Nazis in general. Well, yeah. I figured. Well, you think I... Why not give us four more years?

You think when I said Hitler, I left out the Nazis? No, I thought you included them. I just wanted to clarify, just in case anybody thought it was just Hitler's uniform. If we win the men terms, we might give you $5,000. We're simply looking for Liebens wrong. It's like Madame Lareda's Graveyard Bash now instead of... Who the fuck is Madame Loretta? She's the...

Floating head in Haunted Mansion. No. Get rid of that. Why? But people love haunted mansion. I don't know if they do. A freak, I might have messed it up. It's Laura.

Oh. Madam Lolita? No. L-O-R. That's even weird. They're really investing in the Republican narrative. Come on down to Mickey's Island. Oh, haunted mansion.

Loretta. Little son, mouse. Madam Loretta. Yeah, it's that lady. And you just bought a number. Oh, yeah, that voice. Oh, Leo. My bad.

It's Madame Leota. Yeah. People really love her. Yeah. No, people really do love her. That's crazy that like, that I've never even,

what is this from? The haunted mansion, the ride. Not even from like a property. It's just from the ride. Yeah. I mean, they turn the ride into a movie.

They made two movies out of it. Do they make a movie out of this one? Yeah. Oh, they did. So Madam, Madam Lorita, Lodita is a, Liotta is a,

is a, wait, Haunted Mash in 2023. Yeah. Dog, I didn't even know that this property. Jared Lettow's in this? Wait, what, McKeith Stainfield and Jared Lotto? What a crazy.

Danny DeVito too. Tiffany Haddish. Yeah. I think I, you know what's funny? I think I watched this on a plane. Wow. Wow. You watched something on a plane?

Yeah. This one was good, I think. It's got a 14%. Anything with Eddie Murphy, I think, as good is my problem. It's got a 14% on Rottenms. I have that bias. I have a problem.

I like that bias. Sometimes I have a, yeah, I have an actor bias. Eddie Murphy is one of those. Yeah, he's great. I think if it's in something,

it's just good. So the parade is not as fun. It's not as fun. A lot of the rides were closed, so that sucked. What? Yeah. Why?

They close Grizzly River run for trick-or-treating, which is dumb because that's one of my favorite rides. What are people trick-treating on the run? Yeah, like not on the water, but like on the, they use the cue line for one of the trick-or-treat lines.

That's bullshit. See, that's, they probably made a calculation cost. See, that's right in line with the plastic cups. See, it starts with the plastic cups. Then it trickles down to Grizzan River Run. That's right. And then Cars was closed. No.

Yeah, but I think it was just broken. Oh. But yeah, so it was like, okay. And they didn't have a lot of specialty food, which usually they have like. Yeah, they always have special. So I don't know. It was like, it was fine. I mean, I'll go back a few times, but it was.

It was okay. The Strait of Hormuz closure is affecting all. No, I know. I was literally going to say. I just learned about the. trickle down today. You know what I'm starting to learn? The Asrallah movement,

moving further and further into Western Yemen territory and taking over the Babelamandip Strait has had a direct impact. I can't get my fucking specialty food. I didn't know what... We were supposed to have falafel.

I didn't know what to... Mickey Mouse went from being a Nazi to being Arab. Yeah. That'd be crazy if that's what they did in Saudi Arabia. Disney, Saudi.

Arabia. Disney real. Welcome to Disney real. That's what they should do. They should do. They don't do that, right? They don't adjust to the locality. They do.

No, they do. Disney famously adjusts the cuisine. They adjust culture. So Mickey Mouse wearing like the shamag. I mean, I don't know. He would speak Arabic for sure. Right? If we did Disneyland Saudi Arabia, he wouldn't speak English.

They are doing Disneyland, Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it's called Mr. Beasland. Are they fucking really? Yeah. No fucking way. Are they doing Disney, Saudi? Would it be surprising to me? That's crazy.

Discovery! I don't know when it opens. I love doing Mickey Mouse. Wait, but Disney announced its first permanent Middle Eastern resort. Wow. No, in Abu Dhabi. Oh, Abu Dhabi. Is Disneyland Abu Dhabi still in action?

That would probably really affect the fireworks show. I wonder, oh my. I wonder. what that does to the prices. I could see a situation where Austin flies to Disneyland Abu Dhabi because he's like, well, the price is work too good.

I got a great deal. I'm very, I'm sort of like, what do you think Gay Week will be like at Disney? I don't know. That's a really good question if they'll do Pride Week. I don't think that they're doing that. They do.

Well, well, UAE is like, they're trying, they're in this weird space where they're trying to be more woke. They're trying to make themselves come across as more woke, even though they're fucking not. Yeah.

Well, interesting, so it wasn't that great this year. Uh-uh. I think it'll be more fun with us. Yeah, I agree. I think we should all take... You're going to give her a complex. I think we should all take edibles.

No. It makes it way more fun. You guys can take edibles, but... It makes it way more fun to. You've said my anxiety. Right now I'm slowly convincing myself, I have an aortic dissection in the back of my head. Now that I am a Disney X-Sys.

Because I have a little twinge right here. Oh, that's normal. Why do you... I fell down the stairs. Cutie, cutie. If you had an aortic dissection, it would kill you very quickly. You would already be dead. No.

No. Sometimes you slowly bleed. Oh. Or like a few hours. Well, you would have passed out by now. No, maybe if it's a little. Jesus. No,

it would take you, you'd be, you'd be really dead by now. My throat feels really tight this morning. It's probably anxiety. I only, I know I'm having really bad anxiety. That's what I said.

So I'm over here like trying to breathe. No, you're fine. And I didn't take my meds and, but I just texted my assistant and she might bring my meds. No, it's fine.

Everything's fine. You're fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's like whatever. But anyway, I have a mental health illness. No, it's okay. We have mental health illness.

I have a mental health illness. You do not have a dissection. Yeah, okay. You do not. I'm a doctor. I wish one of you were a doctor. That'd be so helpful. Well, there's a few doctors that follow me on social media.

I can send you their accounts. Are they real doctors? Yeah, they're real doctors. Real gay. Real doctors. Yeah. Anyway, I'm pretty good with first aid. I stitch my own stuff.

Well, anyway. I don't think that's what she's looking for. My blood pressure has been low lately. Oh, me too. Wait, really? Nice, yeah. Why? My doctor thinks it's because I don't drink enough water.

I think he's woke and gay. I think that's usually what the, what doctors are. Yeah, because what? You read a lot of books? Okay, but you went to college? You went to double college. How much coffee? Are you drinking every day?

Coffee's a diuretic. That's the problem of coffee. Yes, I know. It's not like coffee technically also. Everything that you drink technically also hydrates you. It's just that are you pissing it out too fast? That's the real problem with caffeine. I ask that all the time.

It means it, it, it, your water is flushes fluid out of your body. It makes you technical term maturate. Oh. So like when you drink, when you don't drink enough water and you drink diuretics,

you're just flushing fluid constantly causing you to get into a state of dehydration. Yeah, and that's what he suspects is the reason for why I have low blood pressure. I can't imagine you even go into the doctor. I go to the doctor regularly. I have a primary care physician. I get my... Really? The difference between you are. I don't think I've been to the doctor in 10 years. The difference between, yeah, see, I'm not on the extreme end of the spectrum. You're on the other extreme end of the spectrum. I'm in the middle where I have a doctor. I'm going to miss it because I'm here. I have a doctor. I go and get my, I'm not. I have a doctor. I go and get my annual checkup.

We do blood work and we look at my testosterone levels and everything else that's going on, you know, weight fluctuations, things of that nature. I ain't got time to bleed. What? I ain't got time to bleed. Wow. Your pinky is flexible. How do you do that? It's ironic though because.

What this? Ew. Yeah, I have, I'm double joining. Put it back. Stop. Oh. I got to ask you something. Gabe.

Oh, Gabe. What is the story about the poop situation competition? No, what? Hydroct. Poop situation competition. I mean, my eye has just gravitated towards the poop situation competition. Okay. Should you go to the doctor?

Yeah, what's your blood pressure? I don't remember, but it was very low. Like he told me that he couldn't draw blood because I would probably faint. Like because we were supposed to do blood work to see if I should get on TRT. Yeah. My testosterone levels have diminished. What is this? Oh, I saw this.

Oh, I saw this. Farrell. Showing through a new event. Showing a wet trick was competing in a global exercise. Race high rocks here in Beijing when she suffered about a fecal incontinence, which can Oh no! All over Chinese social media shows the Aussie competitor who's a high rocks world champion continuing

with the rest of the race while visibly soiled and she won later posting online a win is a win. That's unfair competition. No, that's an unfair competitive advantage that she gained because... Oh, I wasn't even thinking of it that way. Yes, because when she shat herself, she probably thought to herself, Oh, oh my God.

What a fucking great day. Everyone else is getting fucking smell it. And it's fine for me. And she kept plowing through it, pushing through it like the duky that got pushed out of her butt. Okay. And everyone else suffered as a consequence of... I want to hit you.

I'm right. And you know it. And I'm not afraid to say that is a commitment to victory that I don't think I could ever have. Yeah. Yeah. You're a coward. The moment I shit myself, I would be done.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God. I know, you know, cuty, you've shit yourself before. I'd be fine. I'd keep going. Would you go?

I'm like, I already pooped myself. I don't think there was anything in your life that you would have to clean up. Yeah. I would, yeah, I would drive me. Actually, I would go crazy. Yeah. I have shit myself. Not this year.

It's been a whole year. Congratulations. That's awesome. Thanks, guys. One year clean. One year clean. No one's really. Yeah, this is the first time we've really acknowledged it.

So thank you guys. But yeah, I guess you're right. I guess I wouldn't either. Yeah. That was a good topic. Let's go back to our topics. We never go to our topic. Oh, God, I got to sneeze.

Bless you. Do you guys want to talk about the McElmore situation or no? Yes, I think we absolutely should talk about. I'm going to pop some tags. Well, it was the biggest story. My two YouTube videos both got over a million. million views on the story covering it. Well, McElmore got cut from Ed Shearan's tour because of what?

Just Ed Shearer is so stupid. Here, I'll set it up. He's so dumb. Do you want me to set it up? Yeah, you set up. Okay. I mean, this is your lady. I was going to do it, but that's fine.

Macklemore came out with a song called Hinshall, you know, talking about the pro-Palestine student. And Kampman's talking about the genocide in Gaza a while ago. MacLamore and Ed Shearin knew one another for the last 13 years. They were good friends. So when Ed Shearin... They collaborated on the fact that they both make neighbor music or co-worker music, yeah. So when Ed Shearin invited McLemore on a couple legs of his American tour, his North American tour,

McElmore said yes. Now, of course, Ed Shearin, I suspect, knew that McLemore would say, for Palestine, which he did. He delivered this beautiful speech. Do you have the speech? Yeah. McElmore has been very, very outspoken, like forever. Yeah, he's been super outspoken. He's been super.

If I was inviting him to my barbecue, I would think he would say something. Didn't he even think he was gay in the third grade? Yeah, that was not the speech. I don't know if he thought he was gay or he was writing up. Oh, really? It's literally a lyric in his own. I know, but when I was in third grade, I thought that I was gay. Because my uncle was and I kept my room straight.

This whole time I thought he was like speaking. about like this mythical gay person. This mythical. I didn't think that he was singing about himself. Yeah, he thought he was gay. I thought I was gay. And it's okay to be gay. No, it's totally fine, but like I, when you think it's crazy when that song came out,

I was like, I'm not gay. I remember that. But I was like, I remember listening to that song came out and I was like, I'm probably gay. No. I was like when I was in third grade, I thought that I was gay, blah, blah, blah, blah, so you would sing those lines? Well, I just didn't think the song was for me. Yeah.

You know, anyway. Anyway, this has nothing to do with that. He delivers this speech. It's a beautiful speech. We can listen to it real quick because it's very inoffensive. I'm just shocked that edge. One of the reasons why I wanted to come on this tour was because I wanted to stand up here. Because when I was in third grade, I thought of this day.

Stadiums across America and say two words that are very near and dear to my heart, free Palestine. So, all right, that's enough that we can want. Like, the rest of it is just like, he says, free Sudan, free Congo, free Cuba. He says, fuck ice. He also talks about how, you know, I love my Jewish brothers and sisters that are in the crowd right now. You all know, as I do, that, you know, criticism of Israel is not criticism of you, all the stuff, right? And 90,000 Ed Shearhan fans and McElmore fans are celebrating this speech.

And then he performs Hens Hall, all the stuff. Now, Ed Sheeran allows this to continue the second night, also in New Jersey, right? But there's tremendous backlash. Very quickly, a lot of the same people who despise me immediately go on Fox News, start yelling about it, start saying this is unacceptable. They find like one dad in the crowd who got offended personally. And then that becomes like a national news story. It's like one dad, literally, that's it.

90,000 people celebrating versus one dad. I'm just here to listen to Thrift Shop. Yeah. So it's, it's, it's, it becomes a little bit of a controversy because it's manufactured outrage. And as soon as that happened, I said, look, this is the venues are going to pull out. Like there's no shot, McElmore stays on this, uh, tour because the venues are going to threaten to pull out. Which is kind of sad because it's the biggest stage McElmore's had in years.

And so it's like, really sad for his career too. Yeah. It's also sad because those same stages are okay with Kanye West performing. Yes. That is. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to get there. And nothing gets me. Dude, the, the, I'm so sorry. Actually, I'm not sorry.

The normalization of Kanye West. And then people will be like, well, he said sorry. One time. Like one time. He also said Hile Hitler. Yeah.

So many times. And he sang it. He had a bust down swastika. No, I know. He sold them on a t-shirt. Yeah. And also.

got it iced out. So, yeah. It's crazy. I'm so, not to make this about me, maybe I'll get, I get more shit for liking Taylor Swift than Kanye West fans get for liking Kanye.

Like, what is happening? No, because, okay, this is something that I talk about all the time. If you set it up as, as low expectations,

you can get away with anything. This is why so many people on the right can get away with straight up murder. But people on the left can't even, say something that comes across is off color to people because you're you're basically like supposed to be this this perfect angel if you're on if you're on the progressive side on any issue and that's what it happens with kaya west and kaiwis fans there's just like people are like no there's nothing we can do about it whatever um what's crazy about the kaiwis situation like you said is that he's performed in these same exact stadiums and he is continuing to perform in these

same exact stadiums and yet same free palestine was seen as a far greater problem by Robert Kraft. So this is where the story actually gets a little bit more complicated. Because what is the real Heil Hitler? Yeah. Is it Heil Hitler? Or is it free? Yeah, no, literally.

You would think it would be the verbatim one. No, no, you got to look between the lyrics. It just blows my mind. Like, listen, guys, I understand if you, graduation, great album. I get it. I get it, you guys. However, like, why are we going to those concerts? Yeah.

I just said, I think it's bizarro. But yeah, Robert Kraft, who is a super, super big Israel booster, friends with Benjamin In Yahoo, friends with Donald Trump, friends with Jeffrey Epstein in the past, you know, before he died, comes out, has a direct phone conversation with Ed Shearin, tells Ed Shearer, makes the boss call, basically, tells Ed Shearin, I talk to the other stadium owners, if you don't pull McElmore off this tour,

you're not going to be able to perform at all. Now, Ed Sheeran has a tremendous amount of influence in this moment. So we could have just pushed back and said, hey, listen, Robert, I've sang at your wedding in 2002, right? Yeah. Yeah. I love the shape of you, Robert. But I'm afraid the show must go on, yeah? He could have said that, right?

But instead, you told Maglmore, it's done. You're out. story doesn't end there. When this information comes out, McElmore delivers this beautiful speech on his Instagram talking about how, you know, the real issue is, of course, the Palestinians. We have to, you know,

put them at the center of the conversation. I'm powerful enough. I'm rich enough to be able to, you know, take this. Live a good life. And, you know, we should probably, I'm never going to be afraid to say, Free Palestine. I'm happy about the 13-year relationship that I have with Ed Shearin.

and also I'm happy that I even got the opportunity to speak in front of this massive audience to begin with, and that's what they want to stop. Universal praise for Macklemore, universal condemnation for Ed Shearhamer, but the story doesn't end there. Ed Shearin has a problem. Not only is the British of Irish descent, but his entire enterprise is propped up by Irish people. And if you know something about Irish people, they're very pro-Palestine.

They don't like British colonialism. They don't like foreign occupation. Yeah. They've experienced it. Yes. Right. So they see this is a dual struggle. They see this is the same exact struggle.

They're very pro-Palestine. One by one versus Phineas. Friend of the show, Phineas comes out, says, I can't in good cautious continue participating in this tour. This is unacceptable. Phineas hit him with his classic. That was a rough watch. Yeah.

I can't believe Phineas came on this podcast and I wasn't here. And I think about that all the time. I know. I think twice. I don't know. I was fucking fucking myself. We hung out with him on

numerous occasions you weren't there. You weren't there? We went and got spuds with him. I know, guys. I just, I'm constantly having mental breakdown so I'm hanging on by a thread 90% of the time.

Yeah. So, so Phineas and a bunch of crazy. We got to go to that. And a bunch of other opening acts. Just kind of breezed over there. Small and large drop out in unison.

But what's even crazier is that Ed Sheeran's own supporting band, Beoga. crazy. It's crazy. They drop out. They're like, we're Irish. What are you talking about? Yeah. They're like, we've performed with Ed Sheeran

as his backup band. Wait, I didn't know he had a band. I thought he just used the loop pedal. No, it's one thirds of his show. Two thirds of his show is just him. And then the last third of the show. When he gets tired. Yeah, is his backup band. Oh, I didn't know that. His backup band says, we've been touring with Ed. Got it's 2016. Oh, no.

Guys, I know who Ed can call Engelbert Humperdink. I was going to get there Engelbert Humperdinks performing in Tel Aviv I bet Engelbert would do Kwanno Shape of Kwaner. I have another suggestion as well That's a beautiful one I agree

Guys I just remembered something Already performing in Tel Aviv Wait I got to show you I forgot this existed I forgot that this has happened Okay well while she's pulling that up Gabe look up

Cudy Cinderella. Cutie, you look so young and so white. Oh, my, cutie, you look like you're ready to settle down. I loved Ed Shearer. Oh, no. I forgot. No, because then people, no, no, people, no, I don't, they will use it. Okay, you're right.

They will use it right now. Guys, this is from 2000. This is before my mom died. That's how long ago. That's awesome. And also the least surprising. thing that I found out. I used, we all listened to Ed back in the day.

Yeah, I mean. No. I have a suggestion. Boy George is real. Google Boy George. This is the new opener act in my opinion. Oh, it's not actually. No, no, no. This is, this is, I think he can do this.

Yeah. It's called, We Will Dance Again. Israeli reggae song? Oh, it's the October 7th song. Why did you say it like you knew what it was? Because it is. Well, regardless, in the real world. I want you to look at this for a second, please.

Oh, God. Okay. Just. Oh, also, it's AI. He made an AI song. Wait, what? Yes. Oh, my God. And I don't know why he dances like that.

Wait, did he perform his AI song live? I think so. Oh. Why is it reggae? Why is it fucking reggae? I like reggae. Not the time. Not the time.

Oh, so you hate reggae, well. But yeah, so he made this song. And I'm glad that I know what that sounds like. I think boy George should open for Ed Shearren. In the real world, it is looking like Ed Shearin may have to cancel his tour now. Well, this is crazy. Didn't he blame it on his promoter? He did.

That's what it, yeah. This is crazy because, look, we at the Fear Am podcast had a promoter. Okay. Because we did a tour. Sure. And at no point, and I'm Austin's show, nobody gives a fuck about me. At no point during that tour was I doing what the promoter said. Yeah, you're Ed Shearin.

No. Like, yeah, what I'm saying? Like, I'm Austin's show and the promoter was like, whatever you want, whatever you guys want to do, this is your prerogative. Yeah. At no point was the promoter like, you can't do this. I'm the promoter. I feel like in this situation, and that was with us, that was with the Fear I'm podcast,

I imagine with Ed fucking Shearin, you're Ed Sheard, you're worth $400 million, you're selling out stadiums. You really think the fucking promoter has authority over you? No, Ed Shearin quite literally has more power and influence in this to make the appropriate call decision than Robert Kraft does. And not only would that have been the right thing to do, the morally correct thing to do,

but it also would have been the popular thing to do. Right. Because now, just brought so much unnecessary attention to maintain your close and personal relationship with Robert Kraft, a very strange billionaire who was caught, you know, going to a sex trafficking hub that performed happy ending massages. Jesus Christ. Sounds nice.

All the way back in 2020. I forgot you said sex trafficking. I left out that part. I just got excited at the happy endings. I thought you would have participated in the Robert Kraft Hate Fest. Oh, well, I've always said the Patriots and their fans are just. Well, Robert, so then I did see that McElmore was like, I'm donating a mill. Robert Kraft match it.

And then Robert Kraft was like, I already put two mill before McImore said anything. No, he didn't even. That's even crazier. What he said from the Gillette Stadium account, by the way. Oh, is that what it was? Oh, well, even before McClamore said anything, Ed actually asked me to donate. And it's like he doesn't want to get away. But then also, he just said he's pledging.

pledging two million not having hasn't donated yet pledging two million to aid in the region oh my god what does that even mean he's like he's gonna give two million to Israel hold on

hold on what does jillette have to say about this shit their names on the fucking stadium yeah you know what I mean well it's Robert Kraft I don't think they yeah I mean I'm just curious you know Gillette it's a brand name you know what I mean man can get I get like that's what I'm saying like why why doesn't

the brand, you know what I mean? They pulled out for less. I think at this stage, this is the, this is the, the, you think they're going to pull out of their stage? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I think at this stage. Why aren't we boycotting razors?

There's still a lot of like, I guess, quote unquote, woke fatigue, right? Yeah. And because of, since the Trump victory over the Democrats, over Kamala Harris, and brands move very slow on the stuff. They don't know where the trends are going. They just like follow trends once they happen. they made a decision, and I've talked about this already, they made a decision to basically say,

we're anti-woke as well. We were woke, we apologize, we're now anti-woke. If it's going to sell more razors, then, you know, these razors can't be used by trans people or whatever, right? Like, I mean, it's true. That's what they're doing.

And they have shrunk the pride collection parts of the store across the country. Used to be a big deal, not as much anymore. You know what company really stood by the gays was Disney. I never stopped doing it. I thought you were going to say Astroglide.

Oh, no. Astro. Well, it would be off brand if Disney was like, yeah, we don't fuck with the gays either. Yeah, it's like half of Disney's revenue. Is gays? Yeah.

Yeah. Gays and gals. Oh, that's true. That's true. I didn't think about that. They're right. Yeah. It would be like if Apple

became like anti-gay and anti-woke. Oh. Actually, even Apple could go a little bit anti-gay and anti-woke before Disney. Yeah. Well, it was all performative anyway, but it's just like, yeah, it's just, it's annoying. It'd be like if a popper company came out.

But yeah, now that his entire supporting act and his backup band. By the way, you can't call him poppers when you buy them. No, you have to call it like, um, yeah. I went into a sex shop and I was like, could I get some DVD cleaner? The last one I wanted to end on

before, uh, we move on from this is now that his entire support. Like, well, this happened before. Yeah. But now it's more relevant than ever before. There's an open submission by Guitar Center. Open for Legends.

You can open for Ed Shearan. Wow. That's insane. Austin Show. Oh, will you submit? No. Your Cuondo. Do you imagine if I did it as a joke and I got it?

Jingles in Gillette Stadium. Oh, God. Austin. What's your name? No, you know what I do? I'd get it. And my first thing I would do is, I got two words for you. Free Palestine. Tell me, when will you be mine? Tell me, quanda, quando, quando. Submission. We can. Submissions are due October 7th. That's, wow. What a time. That's crazy. You should do your Britney Spears act.

I should. That's a good idea. Yeah, let me go open for Ed. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Crazy. So he's going to do this. When's his next show? Yeah, when is his next show? I think it might have even happened already. Yeah. I'm sure he's still performing and people are still showing up. Is there going to be a movement for people to like not go to the event?

Yeah. I think his tour. I think a lot of people have sold their tickets and the prices went down a lot. Like I think it was like $67 or something I saw. Like I don't know. Yeah. I'm sure the problem is is it probably already sold out and now all the resellers. Like it's the fans that are suffering.

Ed. Oh shit. There's a lot of open seats. Holy shit. Well, those are, these are all resale. Are these all resale?

No, I think they're, these are just opens. Look at the, look at the map. Yeah, go, go back.

Oh, never mind. Like solid isn't what, cheap? Yeah. Wait, there's a new story about this. I'm pretty sure they,

they covered it. I read the headline. That's where I'm getting the number from. Yeah, $65 tickets for Ed Shearing and sold out concert because people just like not purchasing them anymore or something.

Yeah, secondary market turmoil. That's from one hour ago from Instagram, but there's a, there's an article that's so hard. How is he selling out stadiums? Remember when he had his like beef with Ellie Goulding? Oh my God, that's because she cheated on him.

That was like, that was like kind of drama. She cheated on him with Nile Horn. Yeah. Ooh. She made a, they were both in the same. Bang her song about it though.

He did too. Because I got you on my mind. And what you think? Wait. So how did they, they were staying at the same hotel on the same floor. Oh. But Nile Horn,

like, snuck into her room and they, like, had sex. That's crazy. They were dating. Yeah. And she just,

they were talking. I'm on Ellie Goulding side. Well, that's fair now. It's just because you like her more. She made a better song. Yeah. That's like,

there's no, you're not. It's trial got, when two artists get into a beef, it's trial by combat. And who makes the better song, they are the bigger. He's placing no moral weight on the decision.

It's entirely about output. Do you think you know some... Do you think Mariah Carey won against Eminem then? Yes. Really? That's a really tough one. That's a really tough one for me because I like both of them. I don't like many Eminem songs.

I'm going to keep it a buck. What? Oh my God. I love him. I love Eminem. His voice is always so annoying to me. No. I love his voice.

he's one of the most, one of the best lyricists of all time. I like his early albums. I think everything, which is Oh, that's not a hot take. I would say anything after recovery is. Yeah, no. Yeah. When he was like talking about raping and pillaging, he was It was awesome. He was really good.

Unfortunately, he was a much better rapper. Do you think you know somebody? I don't know. I struggle with this Mariah thing because I love Mariah Carey. Oh my God. I love Mariah Carey so much. But I'm also an Eminem fan. And I just, I just choose to kind of not take sides. on that one. Okay. All right.

I'm brave. Conscientious objector. No, because I love that song. Why, you're so obsessed with me. That's about M&M. And he's in the music video. Yeah, but then he replied, and he used her voicemail and it was awesome. Yeah, it was pretty intense. What song is that? Superman? No, it was the...

I think you're right. I think it is super... Isn't it Superman? But you're right. Nobody knows the name. That's a problem. But hers was more radio-friendly than anything he was ever going to... That's a problem. The other problem is like what's going to end up on the radio. Well, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming to another banger episode of the Fear End podcast. We will see you behind the paywall. And if you want to participate in that journey, all you need to do is go to patreon.com.com slash fear and for unlimited access to special episodes like the one that we're about to shoot behind the paywall where we get nasty.

Oh, yeah, just dirty. Filthy. You. Patreon.com slash Fearan. We'll see you behind the paywall. Peace. Hassan, this might be hard for you. We're checking phones upon arrival.

Wait, what the fuck? You did not tell me that shit. Yeah. I'm sorry. Are you going to be able to make it? That's insane. Well, we can't have pictures. What if there's a crisis?

Well, then what crisis would, what? I mean, you need to have like an assistant that's like on the outside of any that comes and whispers at you like George Bush when the second plane hit the tower. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to make it through. I hope.

I did not know. He's going to be like, I need a smoke break. Go out uncheck his phone and then like check it back in. You should have like a designated phone area? No, I mean, just by the check-in, I assume with the phones, you could get your phone back. I will not spend a crazy amount of time over there for sure. Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad.

I get it. I'm Siyaya and I live. in Ice Cove. I've made some questionable decisions that didn't end up the way I planned, and today I'm still figuring it out. Somehow things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently, that's how I roll. So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem.