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Episode Date: May 4, 2026

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Stick around where Kitty Cinderella is going to walk in and be on this episode. Eventually, just watch it all the way through the end. Audience retention. Stick through the entire episode. The entirety is going to walk in and do a cartwheel. Yeah, that's right. Beep. Hi, producer jumps care here. Hi, it's me, Mark.

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Goodbye. Love you. Okay. See you. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast where it's only men. That's right. Boys.

Yeah. Boys, boys, boys, boys. I feel like we've been here before. We've been here before. We have been here before. Guys are our wieners out. Yeah. Yeah.

Just letting the dong hair. putting it on and put the nuts on the table, that sort of stuff. That's right. We've lost so much of your attention immediately. Okay, let's not. Okay, right, let's do it again. We miss, well, first of all, this is genuine. We miss women on the podcast, specifically my favorite woman, which is cutie Cinderella.

Yeah. And we love her dearly, and we're going to put her in the thumbnail. Yeah, we're going to put her in the thumbnail. She'll see when you realize that you can do quickly. Stick around. Stick around. Or QD Cinderella is going to walk in and be on this episode. Eventually, just watch it all the way through the...

Audience retention. Stick through the entire episode. The entirety is going to walk in and do a cartwheel. Yeah, that's right. Well, welcome. Gentlemen, I really missed you guys. I was thinking about it the other day. And I was like, I really do miss you guys.

We skipped a week. Yeah, we kind of block shot. We haven't seen each other in a minute. So much has happened. Yeah. I've been traveling around the country. You have been. You have been.

I've been doing like your dream, basically. I know. Traveling around the country. speaking in front of massive crowds. Missal stop, tour. Yeah. Speaking in front of massive crowds of adoring fans. Yeah, what might not.

That keep yelling out my name. Can I start opening for you? No. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage. Also, you can't handle that smoke. Are you kidding me? No, no, not the crowds. What comes next?

I'm also getting covered on Fox News every single day. There's probably eight clips of me on Fox News today. It's Sunday. It's probably a slow news. I think they need a more moderate version of me to talk on your behalf, a version of you. You're gay. They're going to be like this radical homosexual. And then they're going to play all of your like joke moments where you make any joke whatsoever.

Destroying the nuclear family and having orgies all the time. Anything you've ever, see, boom, clipped. I mean, I don't know. I think that destroying the nuclear family is actually very popular in the United States. I think it's very popular. I mean, Megan Kelly is talking about you. Like nobody, like, even the people of the nuclear family are like, oh, fuck, this sucks. Boring, yeah.

That's actually one of the greatest things is like a lot of these guys swing. Yeah. Nancy Mace, swinger, okay? Marjorie Taylor Green. Right. Big swinger. Yeah. Like 100% cheated on her husband with the CrossFit instructor.

Yeah. So like. Lauren Boebert. Lauren Boebert, yeah. I mean, Lauren Boebert's story is also insane because, like, her, her, when she was, like a minor, her husband. Like a, like a underage or like a, yeah, when she was,

was she in the mine? No, she was not in the coal mines. The fact that Austin showed was worried that she was down in a coal mine. She was working hard at the coal mines. That's where she became a conservative down there. That's right. Her husband, like their first interaction

was when they went to a bowling alley and the husband actually flashed both her and her other minor friends. Sorry, boy. And then I guess Lobo, Lobo, like what she saw and was like, that's, that's going to be my husband one day. They're no longer married, but, you know,

so my point is a lot of these, like, right-wing people, like the family people, nuclear family people, they're freaks. They're a whole lot of freaks. Everybody that I've talked to that is married and straight is, it just, it doesn't seem fun. I don't know what, it seems like they take pride in the suffering of being together forever. Right. And, like, they're just like, oh, fuck.

Like, I just, I'm, you know, like the whole time. You're sucking you. No, no. Yeah. You know, it's just like suffering. Like, oh, fuck, we're going to die together. Oh, shit. Yeah.

You know. This is Fox Newsbait right here. Like, 100%. I would laugh if I was on Fox News. That's awesome if Austin cooked up the top of show to be like, get on Fox News. as radical gay, homosexual, he just keeps like sneakily being like, what if we actually made all the kids gay?

You gotta wonder, what if we actually did kill the wealthy? Yeah, he's just not so subtly trying to get on Foxy. And they like, looks at the camera. It's like inside. Yeah. The reason why I say that though is because like, They do now have officially a full-time tracker.

Like they have a Fox News journalist that sits in my stream the entire time and like logs moments. Wow. I know that for a fact because they- Some intern. Yeah, there's a, there's a guy in there. So they might- Do you think you'll turn him gay? Maybe.

Just like I did with Austin. Can you imagine if the Fox News intern sits in Hassan chat long enough and all of a sudden, he's like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. God, I love him. He has his gay awakening. Slowly but surely the news titles are going to be more favorable. Yeah.

Handsome, yeah, handsome guy says the truth. Just slips it in there. Handsome Hassan says the truth. Why are people yelling at him? Radical Muslim, Hassan Piker speaks about insurrection. Also, I'm definitely not attracted to. So I have a theory here. Liberals, the establishment Democrats, a lot of them are diet maga, as I like, I coined the term diet maga.

and they don't they would rather lose to they would lose to Republicans than deliver an agenda for working class Americans right? That's that's one thing to be true the Republicans on the other hand they would obviously they don't want you to win obviously because they are freaks on the other side right okay but here's the day

for the diametrically opposite thing I believe that both the diet maga liberal and Maga believe that you are, for some reason, your policies are unelectable. They're not electable. I think it's completely the opposite. Yeah, I don't think it's the unelectability. The reason that they are attacking his character is because they know if you get

some politicians elected that actually enact some of these policies and people are like, wait a minute, the bus is free and my son isn't trans. What's happening? Like, wait, the whole world isn't burning down. It's the Zora Mamdani situation. But they're making it worse. But that's exactly. That's why I had a theory.

They have to cut him down at the knees before people, the fear around socialism. But it's not working. Abdul-Said is like surging in the polls now, yeah. Saeed or Saeed? Sayed. Yeah. He's surging in the polls. Right?

I'm starting to think that I could run and you could push me up. Come on. What do you think? I think that there's, I'm just going to run for office in some random district. Come on, give it to me. Find me a weak candidate and I will run for you. Every time, every time. I will run the Austin Show rally.

Come on. It must be in front of bigger crowd. I've got a radical theory. Democracy is good. I'm Austin Show. Yeah. He's going to run on the 9-11 was bad ticket. Dude, he's going to have a shirt that says, if I did come into immense power.

Yeah. And people will be wearing it, too. The immense power tour. Yeah, look, I think I'd be great. I'm so afraid. You would be so afraid. Would you campaign for it? for me? I would campaign against. I'll go right. I would try to primary you

instantly. I'd be like, this is a man who I have seen with a fraction of power. Oh my God. And the way he has utilized, the way he, exactly, exactly. And yet you have lorded it over people with the with the crumb. I will say I did exercise a little power yesterday. Oh, I felt very powerful. I went to a gym, right? I got a trial. 14-day free trial. Yeah. And my buddies came in the day before. They have a membership.

They got into the gym. The next day, they came in, denied access because their gym membership wasn't high enough. And they're like, well, we were let in yesterday. What happened? They're like, oh, it was just a courtesy. I said, what kind of courtesy is it to let us walk a mile to go to a gym that we didn't even know

we weren't allowed to go to? This is during your trial membership. This is my trial membership. And like, I'm a potential customer. You know what I said? I said, there's eight days left on my, trial, terminate my trial. I walked out. I don't

even want the free gym membership. And I was like, I felt so powerful. Wait, that's the way the story ends? They didn't try to win you own. No, let me walk out. Yeah, because they knew he was a psycho back. When he brought six twigs with him to the German. These people had memberships.

During my free trial, if I want to fucking suck in the steam room, that's my right. What was like the elevated What is the charge? I'm assuming this is Equinox. No, it was EOS. What's EOS? EOS is like some gym.

What is the monthly on it? I think it was like $100 a month or something. That's pretty good. I need to say something. What was the elevated membership that they couldn't? I don't know. My friends are from Utah and they had like some, I don't know, I don't know, Mormon membership.

You were about to say Mormon membership? Yeah, that was cheaper because L.A. is so fucking expensive because they're constantly exploiting people for more money. Anyway, I just don't believe in an experience. expensive gyms. I don't either. The reason why I'll defend expensive gyms is because two reasons. One, even dead broke, I always try to scrounge you have enough money to go to a nicer gym.

Crazy. For two reasons. One, amenities. Okay. Shower. All of that stuff. It's everything that's not working out. You're proving my point.

No. I pay for the sauna, basically. Yeah, sauna amenities. All that stuff is good. But more importantly, I think it kicks your ass into going because you're like, this is a like an eye watering amount of money that you're paying for this gym, you have to go. It's like the same principle of like

buying new gym clothes. If you've, if you've been in a slump, you've never had these problems so you don't understand. You just go to the gym for like eight and a half hours and you fucking white knuckles through the process. It's not not everyone is fucking Rockley.

I bench pressed 300 pounds without a spotter last week. Oh dude. I also bench pressed in New York. Yeah, was it 300? Yeah, it was. Yes, I did. I did. What's your bench?

I don't bench. He doesn't. He does the machine. Hey, I called it out on stream today. I got big. I got great tities. I got big. He's flexing him.

You can see the LA logo movie. You guys may be bigger than me in every single way, including your penis, but my, no one's, no one brought that up. Why did you bring that up? I just know you have both have bigger penis. But like, there's no reason to bring it. I respect it. Okay. That's fine.

It's okay. Not much smaller, but I'm telling you. It's, it's, it's, it's. I don't want that just to change anything between, but that's why I won't show it to me. Why would it change anything? Regardless. But I will say my titty's biggest on the Fear Am podcast, including cutie Cinderella. It's crazy.

She's not even here. You're not even here. What? She's not even here. I mean, I think she's got great. You're the one who's always telling her she's got big fat tins. You're like, oh, they're Awulgas. They're like, what are they like double Z?

Well, now that she's not here. I can you know. She won't see this. You are so gay. I have been waiting with my mouth. salvating for this topic. I have something that is going to unite you two. I'm ready. In holy matri, it can't wait forever and ever. And Marsh, it's not the one I sent you. It's a new. Uh-huh.

Ladies and gentlemen, last week, this week, Spirit Airlines. Oh. Oh. Hold. Hold. Oh. Hold. Gentlemen. Fuck. Hold. Hold. Please. Edge. You have to edge. I'm about to bust. No. It's hard. It's hard. Let him! Hard as a diamond. March is taking so long to log onto his Discord

so we can look at this goddamn link. Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, Austin's show is not here because he's fucking dead. And that's because he didn't use Zoc Doc. That's true. As you guys know, famously, he's always panting, crying,

farting a lot too. You don't really get to hear it from the noise game, but he's farts a lot. We can smell it. Yeah, it's devastating. It's really difficult for us to hold our noses while we continue. you doing the podcast. That's right. And we kept telling him, go to Zoc Doc and find a doctor you

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Should have gone on Zock. Listen. I feel like I just stuck it in just a little bit. Spirit Airlines went out of business. Oh, I know. Millions of travelers are disenfranchised. One brave man on social media,

talked to social media, and he said that there are millions of people that fly Spirit Airlines every month. If those people each put up $100, they could place a bid and buy Spirit Airlines. Spirit Airlines could become the first publicly owned airline. Yeah. Yeah.

And we change the name to our airlines. I love that. By the people in the sky. Go ahead, ready, and go. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. This is why no one is going to watch this episode. Okay. Here. No, I think people are going to tune in. I think it's a fantastic. comment if you like me jerking them. I think it's a fantastic idea.

I think, I think, I think, I think, I think the people. I might have moved the camp. Oh, he busted too hard. Okay. I think, I think it's a fantastic idea. And let me tell you something. Well, first thing I want to start and back up a little bit. Spirit Airlines, a lot of people, you know, this is not a good thing.

It's not a good thing, all right? The reason it's not a good thing is thousands and thousands of people are now unemployed. Number one. Yeah. Number two, it further consolidates the airline industry, reducing competition. reducing competition and driving prices higher for consumers. Right. This benefits the other airlines because the airlines for a long time,

including actually Spirit who wanted to merge with JetBlue, they want to further consolidate so they can control more pricing. Delta is out here admitting it in cold blood. CEOs on TV, I don't know for who this is for, talking about how... That's your guy. Yeah, it is... No, but I'm pissed at Ed Bastian.

Ed, if you're fucking listening, I know your email is. He's not a person name, baby. Okay. Eduardo. I know Eddie. I know Ed Bastian's email address because my dad, like, social engineered it to send him an email when he complained about a Delta Airlines experience.

Did he respond? Yeah, he found it. And Ed was like, wow, how did you find this? But where do you think I learned how to advocate for myself from? This is new information. It's a canon event. I now know exactly why you are the way you are. He is my Lebanese father.

He will always advocate for himself. Anyway, regardless, yeah, Adelta is out there talking about how they're increasing prices and they aren't going to reduce them even when oil prices come back. This is not good. This is not good. It's so funny that they're just like, we have such a tremendous corporate consolidation that they're like, yeah, you're going to eat shit and die and there's literally nothing you can do about it because there's only three airlines that you could use in most marketplaces.

I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. The other ones? Not so great. No. Caroline got attacked on an American airline flight last year. I'm a bit of an American Airlines truther except for that. What?

American Airlines sucks cock. Yeah, it is bad. I kind of like it. And not in a cool gay way. Well, yeah. Thank you. I kind of like American Airlines. That's progress, baby.

I love that. That wouldn't have an interesting experience, and I want to hear Austin's take on this. We had an interesting March and I. Oh, well, go ahead. I had an interesting experience, not with Spirit. We're going to get back to Spirit in a second. We know your ass don't fly.

With Southwest. No, I've flew Southwest. But I flew Southwest because, as you know, I'm doing the America tour. Yeah. Right. We're going to all these different places. some of these are smaller markets, so they usually have like one carrier, maybe two.

So there's not a lot of availability. So we're flying Southwest. And we get to the line and we had like the economy plus or whatever. In Southwest, I didn't know this, actually changed their structure. So famously, Southwest back in the day, actually had a very nice benefits package where every single employee of Southwest was actually a shareholder as well of the company. Erb Kelleher, iconic CEO. So they eradicated that. Got his email too.

Sent him dickpicks one time. They were like here. And it wasn't even a, yeah, it was a positive. Hey, herb. Love what you're doing. Six and a half. I'll be honest. I'll be honest.

I'll be honest. Look up herb. He may have liked it. Okay. I'm not saying he was gay, but like he was a freaky dude. He was clearly a little bit more woke than the average. Is he dead? Yeah, yeah, he died a long time ago.

He was born in the 20s. Of course he was an old perver. Yeah, but he, I think he was. like a lot more woke because like they had this like very interesting principle. Look at the way he's holding that airplane. Oh yeah. See, look. He had a very, he had a, like they had a very interesting principled stance initially that like, you know, all the employees had a buy in. Sure. Like they, they were bought into the company doing well and they do well as well. That's changed. The other thing that's changed is Southwest was famous for what?

You guys might know. Yeah. Fiela assigned Fiesta seating. Yes. So you. So you, You go in, yeah, so you go in, you usually, I think, get a higher price ticket if you want to, like, choose early, but all the seats. Yeah, but it was a bramble scramble. Yeah, A1 through 15, you could purchase. And I think there was also this interesting system where, like, it was actually faster to onboard people that way. No, absolutely not. No, no, I've heard that it was. Part of the reason they changed to the new one is because it was slower.

You're so wrong on that. Oh, I thought it was faster. No. Even before the A1 through 15, like now you got a boarding position, you'd line up and you have to awkwardly talk to somebody like what number are you and then get in line. And that,

but before that, there was an old way back in the day, back when I was a kid, just whoever got that first. They would just shout A and a light would come on and everybody would rush A, B, C. But now they're doing assigned seating. So they're doing a sign seating.

They're now doing fully assigned seating. And what's really interesting is we got like, you know, we were like economy plus or whatever it's called. Like we're, you know, number three, seat number three. And we get to the front of the line and they're like, oh, first, you know, we're doing the veterans and people that need people that have like special time. People with children. People with children.

Okay, fine. And then they go, all right, it's time for priority seating for our special access like, what was it? Marsh, do you remember? It was like always special access members. And half of the flight. And we're in the front because we're like, oh, it's priority seating time, whatever. It's like our time now. we walk up,

you're not allowed in yet. And I was like, what? Okay, why? And they're like, well, this is like the Always Special Access members. And I look back and it's like the entire flight. And I didn't realize that like people that fly Southwest, they all, and this was a new thing.

And I was like, what is this Always Special Access, whatever it's called? Like Always Special Club? Is that what it was? Always Special? No, no, no, no. There's a different name for it. Double Super Secret.

literally be so new that they might not have updated their fucking now boarding everybody but hasan piker oh sorry sorry sorry it was a list preferred platinum extravaganza yeah it was a less preferred and i'm like okay so what's a list preferred and the lady goes i don't know it's new and i was like okay i look back half of the flight is alice preferred yeah so we just you know do the embarrassing thing and we walk past everybody

there's already like it's so embarrassing like someone who's just been denied at Ellis Island. There's telling you, Miss boarding is one of the most humiliating experience. Back of the live. There's also fans that are always special boarding access,

whatever, right? In the special clubs. So they're like looking at me like, ha, this fucking idiot. Anyway, the reason why I told you all this story is because, well,

one, I'm always terrified now that like anytime I get on a flight, there's going to be some psycho, stalker that takes a photo of me. Speaking of which, if I'm with you, it never will happen.

Okay, we're not going to travel together. So it's fine. All right. Well, it would never happen. I'm always, I'm always awake. One eye open constantly. I was watching you sleep when we went to China. Oh, thank you. Yeah. You're welcome. You didn't really fit in the bed. But the other- Yeah, don't worry about someone else taking photos of you sleeping.

Austin's got it covered. Don't worry. But the other reason why I'm bringing this up is because every single airline carrier, every single low-cost carrier, they're all consolidating and they're all engaging what is known as Price leadership where they're slowly but surely eroding what made them special or different. And now it's all turning into fucking Delta. Yep, yep.

Well, Delta's a quality airline. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is the best of the three, unfortunately. I'm sorry, I have such brand loyalty too because my mom was a flight. Because your mom was a flight. Yeah, I mean, Delta, Delta is objectively the best United States.

Well, actually, I'll be honest with you. I think by, as a product, Alaska's starting to really, really push the envelope. And they're starting to. emerge with Hawaii. They already did it. It got approved. Bro, what are you reading the trades? Why are you so on?

No, it's Alaska, Hawaiian. I fly every week. To dial back, you should lead the charge on buying Spirit Airlines. You should, if you are run for office. Can I run for CEO of Spirit Airlines? Well, that's, if you help organize this. I don't know how I'd manage my schedule. You help organize. So busy. It becomes the airline

of the people. Yeah. That's your platform to run on. I'm the guy who socialized Spirit. I would come in and just big dick the entire industry. I would talk so much shit to add the airlines. I'd be like bags are free now. Fuck you. Everybody else. I think like you still, well, I guess if you're not beholden to, yeah, if you're not bags are free now. Our margins don't who hedge funds or whatever? What shareholders, we are the people we decide. That's also. Yeah. That's true. And you get like, you can give them

special privileges, like cheaper tickets. Yeah. Would you go crazy with like hour long flights, everybody's standing and just holding like a beam. I'm like three times. Like transportation? No, I wouldn't do that. I mean, look, I mean, I would. What are some things that you would change about the way that the airliner industry currently operate? I'll tell you. When I purchased a ticket, no hidden fees.

Wow. No hidden fees. If I purchase an economy class ticket, there is not a preferred seat in economy class. It's fucking, it's, it's, it's economy class. There is no such thing as a preferred seat. If I paid $200 for my ticket, I should get a seat. I should get the opportunity to choose a seat. What the fuck is basic economy?

Even if you book basic economy, you can't choose a seat. Now it's gotten to a point where you charge me $60 to have a seat that is humane. Yes. It's a humane seat. Right now, I don't have to pay these fees because I have status with mostly every airline. But that doesn't mean that I wouldn't sit there. So I'd ban hidden fees like that to pay for preferred seating. I also just want an airline to be honest with me.

Yes. So they're like, you know, the whole like, in case. of an emergency air will at the beginning of the flight, don't worry about it. If we crash, it's over. I think it's a, I think that's a FAA restriction. Yeah, but fuck that. Who cares about the, we don't even have traffic controllers anymore.

These fucking plates are like, should we land? The guy in the ground's like, I don't know, there's like, two of us working 13 hours shifts. You want the air stewardess to be like, if we crash, we're all going to die. You want to hear something crazy? Socialized airline, flights under two hours, no airline stewardess.

Just send it. Well, I mean, one guy, with a gun. That's all he fucking throws peanuts at you. They used to be the case. And there's just a water found in the back.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you. Can I tell you something so ridiculous? In the system. Can I tell? Okay.

Put the drinkable water in their water tank. Potables is what they actually call it. I mean, can you get the cost of flying low? I'm telling you. Strip it to the nuts. Can I tell you something real quick, the ironic?

You're doing the thing that like led to these low cost carriers becoming low cost carriers by like eradicating certain amenities. I thought they were going to go in the other direction. We're just trying to sustain. We're stripping this to the nuts. So John Q average can get on a plane, spend 25 bucks to fly to TJ. You're literally describing spirit and also all the low cost carriers in the EU markets.

But they didn't strip it to the nuts. I turned it into a nonprofit. Oh. So it'd be it'd be just a break even airline. Okay. It'd be an airline that just for the people, just breaking even to just basically put everybody else out of business. Now, to save money, I would fly in some jericho. The Delta CEO whose email you have would kill you.

He would assassinate you. Okay. But can I say something ridiculous about airlines these days? Yeah. Do you remember how I talk about that preferred seating? Yeah. They charge you for an exit row seat. That is a preferred seat.

Dude, I know. It is an exit row seat. So think about the ridiculousness. When I was younger, that was free. Like, there was no additional cost for it. And I would always be like, hey, I'm so tall. Like, and they would always be like, of course, we'll put you in there. I do love the idea that just because you're tall, you have to accept the responsibility of potentially saving every life.

I know. I mean, that's fine. Oh, you want some leg room? How do you feel about operating an emergency device? Remember what you said earlier? We are all going to die anyway. Yes. But you are in a position where you're paying to be the hero in an emergency.

Yeah. You know what I mean? But okay. Okay. Here's a counter. Okay. What if there was a seat where they looked at whether or not you had FAA logable hours, and they decided this is the pilot seat and you have to pay extra in the event of an emergency,

you get one shot at landing the ground. Yeah. You would do it. Well, I'm always in the previous. Here's another idea. Steeds, anyway. Defunct vehicles in the United States. Yeah.

Right? where we're all constantly wrecking vehicles. Let's rip those chairs out, put them in the plane. They're way more comfortable than planes. You're right. I don't understand how we are in the year of our Lord 20206 and airline flights still feel like you are sitting on broken glass. Because there is like the most autistic mathematician

and the most autistic engineer got together and ensured down to the inches that they are drawing out as many problems. as possible off of that. I just do not understand how, like, I'm always in a seat and, like, somehow I'm, like, being pushed forward and my arms are, like, here, and my ass feels like it's on a countertop. We'd have to have a consistent seat because it's weight and balance. You can't have inconsistency. All right.

We could use all Toyota Prius. It's weight and balance, but it's also, like, they have, like, airline seats have gotten worse over the years because there's just more seats because they're finding. They're finding more innovative ways to... Now, I will say I am proud of Delta because they're adding memory foam cushions to their new A350-1,000s, which is, I'm very, on every seat.

You know what else I would sign that for? What? The fucking luggage on the top? Yeah. Gone. Oh. Now those are beds. Oh.

Like train stop beds. Oh. You know, there are like some trains where you see from like old-timey movies were like a dirty child would come out from behind the curtain because he could only like lay. Yeah. I'm, yes. I don't think they're big enough for human beings to lay them.

Yes, if you laid flat. And then it also greatly increases the weight. No. Oh, yeah, the beds, yeah. No. I mean, the bins are probably way the same as the beds. Yes. You know, I don't know.

You think a human being weighs the same. Well, the human beings on the plane anyway. Yeah, human beings on the plane. Oh, so you're saying it's like not. They're not adding. No, no, no. You only have a bed seat. You have the capacity to lay in it, like you said.

Yes. Okay. Yeah. And we remove those seats from the middle. So there's no more middle seats. Okay. Yeah. See,

middle seats do suck. Middle seats suck ass. I would rather lay flat the entire time, never stand up once. I can't believe I'm defending airline CEOs. I feel like the current way is better than what you're suggesting. What you're suggesting is the, is like the new deli train. Okay. Well, okay, it's complete bed.

Here's another thing. It's madness. Here's how we make back our margins. Yeah, we put the people on top of the plate. No, this is how we make back our margins. We sell porn. That's what I'm talking about. I was going to take it a step further.

And we hire... You can jerk off while you're on the... You're already doing it. You're already... You're farting and cranking it. No, I'm not. I think we should hire prostitutes. I just said that it's not illegal in the bathroom

if you were to masturbate the bathroom. I think we should legalize prostitutions and put them on the plane. What is happening? I think you should... I think we should put glory holes in the toilet. You should also... You should also...

be able to do drugs on the plane. Sloth machines on the back of the seat. Okay, we've ruined the air. I'm sorry. Spirit Airlines, we're sorry. We've gone too far. I will say the slop machines would be profitable as hell.

Yeah. God damn. It's a dead. They just get out of Austin in my plane. There's a guy fucking tying off in the front of up. Yeah. I actually can't. Yeah,

you lobby the government to say if you're in the air, technically it's no holds bar we gave them too much freedom instead of a floatable cushion that's just narcan I actually told my barber I said you should open up an IV thing where like you're giving haircuts

and wrap an IV to somebody giving me a little you know good business I'm sorry I just I blew it I have too much power I do like the slot machine idea I will tell you but you got to be over the age of 18 okay oh 90 21 yeah oh 21st right

in the sky it's cool yeah Sponsored by kick.com. Yeah, we'll give it. I think we do 100 bucks for free to start, you know? Yeah. Everybody gets 100 bucks.

Oh, you give them. You give the people money. Yeah, we get them hooked. Yeah, of course, they got to get them hooked. They got to get their first win. Yeah, and it's like, it's like you can buy back your ticket. We would immediately become the most profitable. I know.

Oh, my God, don't give them an idea. They're going to start kick air. Oh, no. When you're in the air, there's no rules, baby. That's true. They just fly over international waters. That's right. We're laughing because I love splitting payments with my friends when we go out and buy sandwiches.

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Yeah, go ahead. But run the clip March. I sent it to your phone. But the head of Polly Market, the Polly Market's chief marketing officer was having a conversation with clavicular in a nightclub,

not realizing that they were Mike. Let's take a look at what he had to say. Oh, wow. AI. No, I think it's just a filter. He's the guy. Yeah, the conversation actually about a specific bet.

Yeah, which March forgot to play. But it's okay. Oh my gosh. It's okay, March. But yeah, so that's like he was asking him about a specific bet. What was the bat? We don't know. But he was asking about a specific.

I don't know. But he was asking about a specific bet. and he's about to reveal like information, insider information most likely. Or at least that's the speculation, which was shocking to me. Really? Yeah, shocking. I can't believe there's insider trading going on at Polly Market. I'm shocked, shocked to find out there is gambling going on in this institution.

Yeah, well. You're winning, sir. It was unbelievably shocking. I thought the integrity was sound. And I thought that that's the reason why they had hired Donald Trump Jr. to sit on the board of both Cal Sheet and Polymarket, and I believe even predicted as well, if I'm not mistaken, I might be wrong on that,

who also happens to be on the regulatory side of things as well. So what do we think about how everything is gambling now, especially considering? Well, I don't know if you guys know, but there's actually like a landmark case going on right now in college football where one of the most sought-after quarterbacks in the country got caught gambling on his own games previously. Pete Rose.

Pete Rose. No, he wasn't gambling. Okay, to be fair, wasn't gambling against himself. That's literally what Trump said the other day about Pete Rose. Wasn't gambling against himself. No, he did. Trump was caught. Trump was asked about a Marine that was on the,

the Venezuela mission, who dumped 33 grand onto like when Maduro would be deposed. Wow. And won $400,000. And then Trump was asked about it. And he's like, like, well, everything's gambling now. And then he went just like Pete Rose. He was gambling, but for his own team, if he was gambling against himself, that would be a problem. That's what he said.

Wait, did he bet that he would win? He bet that his team would win when he was on like the road team. It's, it's very complicated. Anyway, he is in limbo with the NCAA right now and he's in rehab for gambling. But it's super interesting because he might lose his college eligibility, which then would put him in a supplemental draft, which is a whole thing. But it's kind of the first instance of like, now we're seeing college athletes with this big influx of NIL money, potentially being all addicted to gambling as well, which is a huge problem for the NCA. Shelf out to eat him, Ross.

Let me make this very clear to those that are watching. You're going to lose. You're going to lose. You're not going to win. The odds are against you. And I want to let you know that you're not going to be win. You're not going to be the guy. get rich. And even if you do get rich, you're going to lose it.

You're going to lose it all. So don't gamble. Don't gamble. We don't gamble. None of us gamble. I gamble. Okay, what? I gamble. Yeah, March was gambling in St. Louis. But there, he got my girlfriend addicted. I don't gamble because I lose every time and I learned. You have made a plea to the Vegas bosses on this show. To let you win.

To let you win so you can be hooked on gambling a little bit. Well, I mean, I thought, you know, in order to get me in a little bit, right, just like your free gym membership. You got to give me a little bit of a win. You know what I mean? This is precisely the reason why I think you would be a fucking tyrant. If I would. If he was in charge, can you imagine he's the president of America? He's the tyrant dictator of the United States of America.

He goes to Vegas and he's like every time it's red. He puts it on red. You got to let me win. Yeah. Yeah, this is great. You are like how we perceive Kim Jong-un to be. straight up. What?

Like golfing golfing perfect, you know, it's all. No, I'm born under a double rainbow. The truth. The truth.

Yeah, but everything is gambling. I hate it. Yeah. I think we should limit gambling to Vegas again. I think you should have to go fly to a place where you immediately feel shame already.

Yes. And your degeneracy should be limited to a time and time. Yes. We should also make the team. mob affiliated once more. Oh, okay. And we should also give Vegas back to the,

we should also give Vegas back to the mob. Oh. If it's not already in the hands of the mob, I haven't been following. Okay. But, Hi, Fox News. The reason why I say this is because I,

for the first time ever watched Casino, and it's so good. Yeah. It's such a wonderful movie. Dude, that's seen out in the cornfield is tough. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's a hard watch.

But the rest of it is fantastic. And the reason why I'm saying this, This is because I want to dress like Robert De Niro and Casino. His suits are immaculate. Well, we're going shopping after this. Special features on the Patreon? I need more adult clothes. Austin can't come with this.

He has to fly because he has a dick appointment back home. This is true. It's true. It's true. Hold on. You leaked it before. Hold on. My house sitter happens to have a penis.

He's going to fuck you. No, he's not going to fuck your house sitter. No, no. He's my cat sitter. Okay. And he was actually my... You're going to fuck her. Where are you?

Yes, yes. No, he is. Hold on. Now, let's be very clear. Thanks for watching my cat now. It's time for your reward. No. Time for you to...

Let me be very clear before... Let me be very clear. He just is somebody that I had talked. Yes. But then he became my cat sitter afterwards. He was so good at receiving my cock and balls that I put him in charge of my cat. He puts these twinks to work, bro.

Yeah. He does. No, I told him, I said, I'll pay for your gas. Hey, man, $7 a gallon. That's a serious commitment. Yeah, Spirit Airlines gets out of business because jet fuel is too expensive, but at least Austin, Austin's running a much better business. Our airline, the communal orange airline, how about nuclear planes?

What do you mean? Like, what, like they double as nuclear weapons? Oh, just nuclear weapons. Power them with... I thought you were saying that they were like nuclear projectiles. So when the plane falls inevitably with no ATC, it's Hiroshima Nagasaki every time. Nuclear. You know what I'm starting to learn about capitalism every week and you learn something new.

We actually, capitalism is stifling innovation because there's so many innovations that there's so many innovations that we could have. But they're not profitable innovations. And because they're not profitable, we don't even go down the road. The rotary piston engine. Buried. Yeah. The Concord. Well, Concord's were crashing.

No, a couple times. But we could have fixed it. It was also very loud. Yeah. Come on. Come on. No, we agree with you. Just not the greatest example.

Concord was a great invention that we had to can. You know, that's why we don't have electric airplanes, right? Because it's too expensive. Yeah. No, I mean, it's same with renewable energy. Same with many, many other industries. Like, if it wasn't for China, we would not have as much renewable energy initiatives. I got something for you guys.

Yeah, hit me. You guys came flat without topics. No, I'm not flat. I have a talk. I got a life-changing experience from last night. I'm ready. I went out drinking with friends and kin. We had a new member in the group.

Okay. A Russian man. Okay. Who had gone to a concert and traded his Tachanka for a cowboy hat. Yeah. Does he also put stuff on his penis? What the fuck? You've talked about this.

No, that guy's German. No, he's German. Oh, my. It's very different. And it's not on, it's in. So the Russian guy doesn't put stuff in the speech. Not that I know of. Have you asked him?

Okay, so there is a likelihood that he might be a Russian guy who put stuff into this. This guy came to our country with $200 bucks and he made it work. I love that. He's got an American wife. Yes. An American wife. He was telling us stories about how he would buy geocash in Russia and have to go dig under trees.

Good God. And it was pot. That's how he would buy pot. Oh, my God. But he was telling us that next week he might get deported back to Russia. No. Yeah, after four years. Why?

You're blowing up a spot because, like, Putin watches. You know what I mean? He's going to know that this guy was doing drug deals in Russia. I mean, he's not going to know. He's not going to be like, oh, yes, that is Dravadavitch. Yeah, no. Why did you leak his name? Dravadovich.

What are the chances? But he was, is that offensive? He was giving us a speech last night about the evils of of capitalism about how it's never an even playing field and how the rich throw you down. Yeah. They'll always. I felt inspired. Yeah.

You're going to go to Russia with 200. No, hell no. He was telling us how horrible Russia. Oh, yeah. He's like, someone was like, why don't you band together against Vladimir Putin? He goes, oh, no, you don't understand. Vladimir Putin group band together, kill all. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. They don't like. Also, Russia is not a socialist country. They don't like gay people there, I heard. No. Yeah. Yeah, I think they're very anti-woke. That's why the Republicans love the Russian people.

Yeah, I know. But this Russian man and his cowboy hat, he got, he got me feeling uplift. Yeah, we need the American dream back. I also heard this is like unbelievable corruption in the police force there too where they're like, I've talked to Russian people about like potentially even going to Russia or the experiences that they've had in Russia. And they're like, yeah, cops are just like fuck with you. They don't give a shit if you're American or not.

Like you don't, because normally we get like a level of, a layer of protection wherever we go, being an American citizen in Russia. That doesn't really exist. I, I was, since we've last seen each other, I was the best man in a wedding. Wow. Wow. Oh, so you do attend wedding. Straight wedding, gay wedding? Straight wedding.

Wow. I was the best man. You gave a speech? I did. How to go? It went fantastic. And the wedding was in Tennessee. Okay.

And it's. Did you butcher it up a little bit? No, I talked about being gay in front of a very conservative audience. So hold on. Pause, pause, pause, pause. That wasn't during the best man's speech. It was. You made it about yourself.

You made the best man speech about it. You went to- I want to talk about Jared when I first came out of the closet. No, no, no, no. I talked about, because in a best man speech, you're supposed to talk about you and the groom's relationship. Right. And so, and then part of that.

So you voted him as an ally? No, no, no, no. When I was fucking in. fucking Jared, I never thought to marry a woman. No. I know the grandfather's here. You got a nice dick, too, I assume. Jared is backing.

No, no, no. I told him, I talked about how we were so close that when I came out, people thought that he was my boyfriend. Right. And so, and anyway. Was it, did the crowd appreciate your sexuality? And then I cleared it up by saying, you know, if you don't believe me, my boyfriend's right over there. And the man I was dating at the time is right over there because my ex-boyfriend was also in the crowd. And anyway, so I did the speech, and evidently, you know, people came up to me, said,

Hey, killed it. Best speech I've ever heard. Wow. Did you do that professionally? I said, you know, I'm done the time. Anyway. I'm awesome. Yeah.

So anyway. We're doing a tour. They said, I've been doing a tour. They had done it. They were like, man, I've seen a lot of weddings. That was the best of them ever heard. So anyway, but evidently, some of the older conservative people there, Didn't like the gay?

No, they thought that the best man, or excuse me, the groom was gay after the speech. Because they thought that he was gay and was healed and, like, came back and that married a woman. So was that a good thing or about it? I don't know. They were Catholic. It was a Catholic wedding. I made a few Catholic jokes, you know, which is good. What kind of Catholic jokes?

Like, I said that, because I was there that the night that they, tonight they're going to consummate the marriage like the Pope does with little kids. No. I'm Austin You know what I'm talking about. They're fucking kids. You look like a pedophile. No, no, that's not what I said.

I said that they waited till... I talked about the story when they first met and they made out and my best friend and I were sharing a room together and I said, you know, I said, you're not coming back to my room, right? I'm happy for you, but you're not coming back to my room.

Our room because we shared a room. And I said, so they went to her room and then I let the... And I said, we all know what happened. And then the crowd started to... There was silence in the crowd. And then I said, they waited until marriage, like two good Catholics.

And then, you know, everybody laughed. They thought that was good. But they fucked, right? No, they actually didn't fuck the first. Oh, they fucked. Yeah, many times. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

They fucked a lot. Too much, in my opinion. But it was great. But the wedding was in a Catholic church. Oh, yeah. My God. Oh, that's sick. Hour and a half long.

Catholic weddings. Catholic weddings are long. Did they do Corinthians? Wait. Yes. Did you talk about Trump and the Pope? No. It was an incredible opportunity.

But I did, I did meet one of the family members, and I was like, I really like your Pope. I think he's a great guy. I was trying to, I was trying to make, I said he's really good. You're trying to make small talk? Yeah. I really like your Pope. Yeah. And it backfire because he's like, yeah, I liked him too until he started talking about Iran.

Oh. Oh, my God. American Catholic just fucking convert already. Yeah. It's disgusting. Yeah. That is the word of God. Yeah.

Okay. I get so mad about this shit because the last two posts have been Catholic. The last supposed to be Catholic, of course, all the povers have been Catholic allegedly. Yeah. Yeah. But they've been woke. Yeah. And you're not supposed to question the will of God.

I know. Okay. Democratic Church of America. That is fucking heresy. I cannot believe it. What are you? Martin Luther? What the fuck is this bullshit?

Like, oh, I don't like this pope. Switch it out. Yeah. You don't get the fuck to switch up the problem. Pope, bitch, that's God. Yeah, it is God. That's what I was thinking the whole time. Yeah. As I was sitting there. You have to be woke now. Like, I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed with American Catholics and their audacity. Yeah. Their heretical audacity is unfucking bearable. Who do you think you are? A fucking Protestant? Yeah. All right. Take it down, Muslim. Sorry.

No, you don't get to have, you know, two woke posts back to back. And then, you know, these guys are still pissing and shit on it. I was sitting there in church and I was, you know, going there, peace be with you and also with you. With your spirit, actually. And with your spirit? Yeah, I went in. I got blessed by the father and everything. You're Catholic, no, I'm not.

I didn't take communion. I thought about it. I was like, well, maybe if I just did. Have you tasted the rainbow, though? Like, you're like, that is not what that is called. I just mean like, what?

You have to be amazing if the priest was at the front. He came up and he went, taste the fucking ring. No, I don't even mean like the little bread. Communion. Jesus Christ's. body. The little bread. It's a wafer. It's a wafer. It's supposed to be Jesus's body. Yes. Why are we eating him? I don't understand. Okay. You're eating Jesus's meat. But that's not what I'm

talking about. Jesus Christ. You have Mormon family members. You have Catholic family members. You have Christian family members. And you literally claim all three. Yeah, no, no, I don't claim Mormon. Choose a fucking lane. I think I would. I think, choose a lane right now. What are you? Catholic to me is the coolest one. So I'll choose Catholic. Okay. I mean, it looks, it looks kind of chill. Like, it's fucking, their churches are really nice. Definitely not. I will. I agree with him. I think Catholic is the most metal one.

Yeah. Dude. Are you kidding me? How, how bougie the Catholic church is? Are you kidding me with the paintings? Yeah, but you guys forget about

eternal damnation. Yeah, they all have that. Well, you can pay for it. Yeah, but no, Catholics one is way more intense. You could just go to confession.

That's not how that works. Well, I don't know why they got it then. No, dude. When's the last time you did confession? I'd never been to confession. That means if you died today, you would eternal damnation. Really?

Yes. Yeah, that's why you got to go to the church all the but it's fine. He's unwashed in the blood of Christ. Eternal damnation. Okay, okay, listen, listen. I got a question. That's metal.

That's metal. There's stakes. There's stakes up in this bitch. I was looking at Jesus in the church. I like it. I was looking at Jesus in the church. And he was like this. We're on the cross. Completely shredded.

Right. Bleeding. Very, like, I was like, Jesus. Yes, that's what I like about. I was like Catholicism does it. Why is Jesus bleeding? Because he got stabbed in the, in the stomach by the,

by the Romans. No, in the chest. Oh, in the abdomen. Right, right, right here. Yeah, he ripped. Yeah, and he's up there, right? And I'm like, you know, by the way, according to the old Catholics,

by, you know, I'm not going to say which religion, but they also, but, Kaya West moment. But literally, they used to be like, like the church was just like openly anti-Semitic. And then they had to do Pashtenos to be like, no, the Jews are fine, actually. They didn't kill Christ.

They always do passionate ourselves for religion. But I looked at Jesus, and I said, Jesus, he suffered so much for us. I think he suffered. I thought, you know, I think he wants us to have a good time. I think he suffered. Why would he die for our sins if we couldn't just let it loose a little bit? You know what I mean? Let it play out.

Why are we living such a life of guilt? I think, gee, I'm going to start a new church. And it's going to be, Jesus wanted, Jesus just wanted us to have fun. Going back to my argument that he should not have any power. Christ our Lord wanted us to have fun. He died for our sins, so you didn't have to worry about it. Dog, you're describing, like, a new branch that you're developing is just either Mormonism or...

No, I'm not going to be that crazy. I talked to a Mormon yesterday. They said that Jesus discovered America. That's fucking nuts. You know? Yeah, they basically said that he put a, you know, New Testament. in New York. The reason why I say Catholics are metal

is because like, you know, I've been to Italy, I've visited the churches and stuff. Yes. I didn't know this. They have like, like in Islam, we have,

I think we have like the beard of the prophet. We have the veil. Catholicism is, you have bones, it's like the apple music of religion. They have really good branding. Oh yeah. Yeah.

They have like, their churches are fucking dope. Yeah. And on top of that, they got like pieces of like the saints and stuff. And I mean like literal bones. Have you seen this thing where it's like the jaw of like St. Paul or? Yeah, they have.

They have they kept them. I think it's called a reliquary, right? Yeah, they kept them. My dad has a reliquary. There's a body. What's that possible? He's got a necklace with hair from one of the saints. Bro, that's what I mean.

It's like, well, first of all, a lot of that's fake, by the way. Okay. You're just going to immediately. I mean, a lot of this stuff is fake. They have the, but. Yeah, my dad was probably alive when the saint was still around. He's like 100 years old. It's still

It's still very cool Like it's super metal It's very dark souls I love this shit Yeah I think like This is what religion is about Like you're supposed to have

It's about dark souls Yeah You're supposed to have like Fucking cool artifacts and shit Yeah And the pageantry Like that's why I like the papacy Because you gotta wear dresses

And you gotta wear all the And you know what I love about the Catholic church No matter how much They condemned homosexuality Some of their most cherished. Well, yes. Well, their most cherished artifacts, they, one of which a lot of them were painted by Michelangelo, right, which was, we've talked about this many times. Yes, no one time. It was a few years ago. I'm just rerunning it. Somebody remembers. He's going to be

unbearable when he does his Gacation Holocaust trip. My Gacation Holocaust trip? I mean, that's what it is. No, it's not. You are literally going to a death camp. Well, in between numerous pride parades. I, just two pride parades. Yeah, yeah, you are. Oreo sandwiching, the Pride Parade, Holocaust Pride Parade. It's a Gacation Holocaust edition. I think it's good to, I think it's important. Expand your boundary. I'm a student of history.

Yeah. Next year he's working on a trip. He's going to go Disney, get Mo Disney. Yeah. Guantanamo Bay? Yeah. I don't know if I can get there. A joke.

That's the boundary. The barrier is the logistics. They have a McDonald's there, right? They do have a McDonald's there. You are correct. I don't eat, by the way, because it's BDS. Yeah, that's the problem with the fucking McDonald's at Guantanamo Bay. I was really enjoying Guantanamo Bay until I saw there was a McDonald's, and I felt,

I felt awful about that. Yeah, yeah, no, not the fucking mass torture taking place, you know, 100 feet away. Oh, my God, they're doing that, aren't they? I'm not doing it. Yeah, that's why it's on Cuban soil. Well, that's what I do as president. Cut it. That's what Barack Obama said.

Well, he did not cut it. Well, I don't know what he found out. Well, you were saying about Michelangelo. Oh, yeah, Michelangelo. very gay, and he painted a lot of stuff for the church, and it's beautiful, and they, and they hold it in the highest regard. Yeah, because they don't acknowledge that he's gay. Yeah, they, yeah, they can't, but all of the women that he drew were oddly boyish,

oddly, oddly, oddly, which, which I'm not saying women can't be muscular, and, but, but, but he was, he didn't know what a woman, well, God, this is really problematic. He didn't, he didn't know what a woman look like? Well, first of all, women can be muscular. I just want to be very clear about that. And I love muscular women. I think you should, if you want to pursue... Non-traditional.

If you want to pursue... In fact, yeah, women can be... Women could be... Yeah, shit. Do you want me to bail out here? Yeah. Hey, muscular women are gorgeous, too. But Michelangelo was trying to intercept a little masculinity into his depictions.

Right. Which is because he was gay. Right? And he didn't know what a woman looked like. You're like, you're literally saying that if you're into muscular women, you're gay. No. No. You're implying that Michael Angelo is, is a gay man because he liked muscular women.

I am not implying that at all. I don't think he didn't like muscular women. He just didn't know what a woman looked like. Are you scrolling TikTok? Are you fucking out of your mind, Maricio Miranda? What, no, what were you looking at? Yeah, share with the class. No.

Share with the class. No. Share with the class. What were you looking at? Pull your phone open. Will. I have a confession to me. Keep going.

Oh my God. He won't show us. He won't show us what he was looking at. Do you like my sweatshirt? Yeah. Yes. Christians. Mine?

Is it mine? Did you steal it from me? No. We were at your house and we stayed there and I stole the sweatshirt from you. I don't even remember owning it. You're a bad person. It was in a bag. And Christian.

In Christian, I said, we'll take it back. We'll give it back. So on my way out, I'm going to, after this trip, because I need something to wear the airport. You took unworn clothing. I probably bought this for myself, and I never even got a chance to put it on my body. How long ago was that?

Two months ago. But Will, but Will, I want to be very clear. Be clear. I'm bringing it back to you. It's still on your person. You're a bad person. It's still on. You're mischievous.

You're mischievous. Next time we go to a game, I'm buying you a sweatshirt. And I'm giving you this one back. That's also like a special edition, Los Angeles Dodgers, like exclusive. Really? Yeah. Here, I'll take it off on the way out. I'll take it off on the way out.

I don't think that we should steal. But anyway, you're covered and stolen items. I am not covered. You're absolutely dripping and stolen shit. I'm not. I'm trying to think of anything else that I stole. I didn't. No, all good.

Ladies and gentlemen, we so appreciate you watching us on the Fear and podcast. And we're going to continue this conversation on our Patrione. Yeah, we're going to find out what Maricio Miranda was looking at on his phone. Oh, yeah. Patreon.com slash Fear and everybody for the international working class, you already know it's $5 a month and you get to watch the bonus episode. That's right.

And we have merch out. Go buy it. Beuran.com. And we're at tour dates are coming soon. Peace. The podcast will be over by that. We've given up. No, it won't be.

We're never going to quit. We're going to do this forever for sure, but you're never coming. No. Hell no. Come on. Can we give it at least a couple more years? Are you not liking the podcast anymore? I don't.

I love the podcast. I like to hang out with you guys. I think it's fun. I mean, I'm getting close to a voice actor and a D&D player full time. It's two hours. It's two hours. Two hours. What happened? You can't do two hours?

What happened? What happened? Mr. Scrolling on takeoff on my phone while the podcast is going on. Brother, the podcast is kind of enormously stressful. Two hours. We switch the time for. times before I woke up this morning. And every time my phone was going,

and I'd answer and they'd be like, are you okay with eight? And I'd be like, okay. How about four? Yeah, sure. It's two. I agree. I agree.

I spent $1,700 on flights this weekend because I was, I kept having to change my bookings. You feel bad for you at all about this. You should live here. You need to come visit me and you will understand my life. And how beautiful it is. No, you can do that when you're like 60.