Fear& - We've been cursed! | Fear&

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

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I love... Pull up... Pull up some out razor. No, loser. Why'd you scream? Because I was... Why'd you scream? Because I avoided the box.

Oh, my God. Don't show the box. Okay, we're not looking at the box anymore. I know, but one second. Guys, I looked at the box. Did all of you look at it? Yeah. Did you?

We've been looking at it. Austin, look at it. Because I looked at it. Wait, I don't want to be fucking cursed. I know, but I looked at it. You have to look at it. Gabe, pull it back up. It's a mini bar.

I know, don't she. We respect the box. We respect it. Do the old sign of the cross. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get it. I get it. You're a liar.

I want to just saying that. Okay. I want to talk to you sometimes, but you're not listening. Yeah, that's what I mean by that. And I tell this, I'm like, Hassan, you have to give me stimulus on the, or else I don't know you're listening. You know what I mean? Give me.

Stimulus. Stroke him while you talk to. No. I need a, uh-huh. That's what I do to Austin to get out of the secrets. Jerks me off over the phone. Jerk him off metaphorically with my voice. A little quid pro quo.

Yes. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast. The family is back together finally in our studio after just a magical trip. Oh, my God. What the fuck do we even have to talk about? That's exactly how I felt. We should just do this episode as experimental. An hour of sense.

Yeah. We're going to try to keep quiet. I'm a chatterbox. I got all sorts of shit to talk about. Really? Well, let's just get into it first. I've got this. I got,

we got these buttons from a fan and I want to glue it on the back of my mic. That's amazing. Yeah, amazing. I love them. So we're back. We're back here in the studio in sunny Los Angeles, which has been way too fucking hot. All right? Way too hot.

It is way too hot. Southern California is currently, or at least his past week, was the most humid place in in the United States of America. Yeah. The bars were empty. Wait, really? The gays didn't go out? No, because this is the thing about the gays.

That people probably, I've come to find out. Any degree of weather adversity, the homosexuals stay inside. They like cold, wind, they could never be mailmen. They're like cats. Yeah.

What do they do if they live in like Minneapolis? They don't. They don't. They don't gay. They become straight. They don't get. Yeah. They just.

Where do you think Groundhog came from? They're like, honey, let's watch. Let's watch. The game is on. I'll tell you what. I got a shack up with a woman. It's too cold. The gays in Minneapolis, the gays in Portland, places where there's weather adversity, they're more durable.

That's true. But you're not. I'm durable. I was out and proud this weekend. Yeah. I'm durable. He's durable. He is more durable than the West Hollywood gay.

That's for sure. We're talking about them like their breeds of bird. Yeah. The West Hollywood gay. They are. Despite their bright broomage, they are completely irresistant to weather. They also travel in flocks. They literally travel in flocks to warm weather areas when their location.

They love unsalted nuts. Yes, you have to feed your gay. And vibrant colors. This is all working. If you see a gay at the park, you have to give them boiled eggs and unsalted peanuts. Okay. You know the same guy I'm talking about. guy. Well, we got to, one thing, we are getting to the end of the season, right?

Of gay season? Of gay season? Gay season is almost over. That's what the Abba was talking about in that song. It goes from April to October 31st. That's like most of the year, by the week. Most of the month of the year, except for very cold ones. The gay's going to hibernation.

Is this gay? I brought, no, I brought Hassan's birthday present from months ago. Wow. It took forever. It's vintage. I'm excited. That's pretty good Yeah

Okay, I'm gonna look at it Should I show the world first? Yeah, feed the audience first Okay Oh wow Oh Oh They're train cufflings

Oh my god And they're vintage Someone died in those Oh my god Wait really? They took him off his body Whoa that's sick And sold them

That's amazing How do you know that? I got an estate tail. That doesn't mean they died in it. They died at him. Oh yeah, they died. I asked. I mean, it makes it cooler. No, no, but it was a nice old man actually. He lived in Hollywood, Beverly Hills, to be exact,

and he lived there for 60 years. Oh, my God, what if he haunts you? It's cool. But he loved trains. He had a bunch of train stuff. Haunted items are cool. Yeah, I can sing like Inglebert Humperdink to him now, now that I'm, you know that I've sang it a fucking million times. Motherfucker, it's stuck in your head

now. Do you look about Barats, buddy, who collects haunted items? What? Yeah. What? He collects haunted engineering items and he has the remote from the ocean gates up. Wait, what? Yeah. That's crazy.

That's dark. Not the actual one, but the same brand. Oh. That is not haunted. Yeah, that's not haunted. But this thing is haunted engineering items. Yeah, maybe there's a chance. Yeah, unless they're like actually the real remote is not haunted.

Have you guys heard about that box that Post Malone touched? What? The haunted box. What are you talking about? It sounds like a, you're a pussy. It sounds like a vagina. I don't know why I did. I love that.

I love a good pussy joke. Zach Bagan's owns the haunted museum in Los Angeles and it houses the debaqi box or something like that. DeBaki box? I don't know how it said. And if you touch it, you're cursed. And freaking postmal... The Dibok. Oh, the Dibook box.

Yeah. Post Malone touched it. Well, that's a bad... And then his plane almost crashed. That's a bad photo of Post Malone? Is that where you were at this? What a lunatic? Why would you do that? His plane almost crashed.

That's great. How was it almost? It was right after the debaqi box. Because a lot of the media is sensationalized it. So I don't trust it. I don't trust it. Why is the Dubok box? Who first bought it in Spain after she had finally escaped Nazi occupied Poland. It's a Nazi box. It had never been open before though because it was haunted by a Dubuque. Why is it bad luck?

What is that? It's like a Satan's minion type thing. I don't like it. Why would it be bad luck if she escaped Nazi occupied Poland with it? Well, I don't know. Wait, I want to read what's in it. Wait, hold on. Here's a list of things of previous owners

who've yet to seal the box experience. A series of horrific recurring nightmares involving the old hag, a stroke. Smells of cat urine. Smells of jazz. Smells of Jasmine flowers. Okay, this is a hit or miss. Some of these are nice.

Hair falling out. It smells like Jasmine and cat urine. Hair falling out, light bulbs, burning out, hives, coughing out blood, head the toe wells. They're just describing life in the 20s. No, this is current. Oh, so this is still happening?

Oh, wait, maybe it's not. I don't know. What does the Dibok box look like? I'm not looking at it. I don't want to look at it either. I think I'll get the curse. We can't afford a curse. You guys really believe in it?

Yes. In the months that followed, post-Melon experience, his private jet being forced to make an emergency landing after his tires blew off. Oh, come on. That's not a curse. Three-armed robbers targeted a home in San Fernando Valley that they believed to be his. his Rolls Royce was involved in a serious car accident Okay, none of that happened to him though

Yeah, but it was around him The box isn't that powerful but it's powerful enough Go touch it then idiot Who's doing the curse? I'll like off No I'll fuck it Will

I'll put my dick in the box Don't put your dick in the box What if that's what it would take to undo the curse? Oh my God I looked at it Don't look Austin Looked out We looked at it I'm not looking at it

He's touching it through the screen. Why does this woman have the haunted box? We don't know. I didn't ask. Wait, it's open. Don't. I'm not looking at it. It's a liquor set.

Don't know. Come on. Yeah. Can we stop looking at the curse box? It's a fucking mini bar from New York. You guys are going to get so cursed for making fun of it. We're not making fun of it. It feels like you are.

Cudy and I respect if the box is watching. We do not accept this energy. We don't accept this energy. We respect the box and we think we respect it. We respect the box. Gabe just choked a little. God, it's from Portland, Oregon. Oh!

You're fucked. It's from Portland, Oregon. Yeah, it says right there, it's from the Frank Sinatra room. Fuck, no, not the Franks de notcher room. That would be so funny if we put a haunted box in Austin's house and there's a room he could no longer go into. Would you remove the box if we put it in your house? He would hire someone. I don't want to sell the house.

No, he would hire someone from Tass Rabbit or get one of his tweets. Or get one of his tweets. Yeah, I will. I do. You know what? If you guys put it in the box, I'm, I'm bringing a Task Rabbit over. this week to install my toilet seats. Oh, now that we're gone, you're finally putting in.

I had you guys all, you all came to my house in Portland, Oregon, which I got to remember that nobody here really knows. Yeah, we didn't do it on, yeah, about about this. What do you mean? Hassan, he, oh, you talked about it on your stream, but they don't watch the podcast. Yeah, you did stream my house. Yeah, none of Hassan's fans watch the podcast. You and I carry this for her own, we've been meaning to talk about that.

Period. I don't know either. Period. I don't know either. I think I'm informed. Name one Hassan fan. Couldn't. I

There were some people that gave a few bucks. Who do you have? Nancy Pelosi? Yeah. Paul Pelosi. None of them watch you. They don't know how to use the internet.

What are they even talk? I don't know. I don't even, I know that that's not even true. Yeah. I'm just going with it. And that one old guy that you have a crush on,

he's never even, he doesn't even know you. Mitch McConnell. Yeah. Mitch McConnell. Do you think he knows you? He's dead basically. He's probably, I think he is dead.

Guys, I think he's still alive. I think so. He's in the box. Oh, maybe. Don't let him touch the box. Gary, has ever watched Hellraiser? No. I love to.

Pull up some Hellraiser. No, loser. Why'd you scream? Because I was. Why'd you scream? Because I have a voice. Because I have voice. Don't show the box.

Okay, we're not looking at the box anymore. I know, but one second. Guys, I looked at the box. Did all of you look at it? Yeah. Did you? We've been looking at. Austin, look at it.

Because I looked at it. Wait, I don't want to be fucking cursed. I know, but I looked at it. You have to look at it. Gabe, pull it back up. It's a mini bar. I know, don't she. We respect the box.

We respect it. Do the whole sign of the cross. This is a tourist trap. No, it's not. It's not. It's a terrifying box. Why do you think that they are advertising it the way that they are to get other people to pay? I'm not paying money to see that.

That's the opposite of advertisement. Other people will. Well, they're freaks. This is Hellraiser and they have a haunted box in it. Oh, okay. Really? What kind of box? Oh.

You opened it. We came. They give you sexual kink pleasure to dad. Wait, really? The box. Oh, yeah. Wait, what the fuck? Play your skin,

your cock off, rip your eyes out. Why would that give you pleasure? Because they're demons to some, angels to other pain. There are some people that enjoy sexual pain. They, the whole idea of the centibites is that they take your experience to, like, to the highest extremes of human. Yes. Yes.

I don't know. I wouldn't like it. Well, it's a good way to go out. It's like if you're doing. Okay. That's actually a really great question. All the weird, crazy scary. guys, Jason, Freddie, whatever, which one, if you had to be taken out, which one, no, which I had to

fight one? No. Because I'm winning against a few of them. No, I'm saying like if you had to be chased, yeah, I guess if you had to be chased by one, which one are you going to chase by? Oh, man, I mean, I would go Michael Myers. E.T. Why? Michael Myers is a flesh and one. Kick him in the head. E.T. doesn't kill anything. E.T. What the fuck is wrong with you? He's a good guy. That doesn't count. He looks like a bad guy. Yeah, he doesn't kill anybody.

He's the first illegal alien to saw him. Wait, he's just... I thought he was a bad guy. Look at him. He looks like a bad guy. Dude, just because he's ugly, doesn't mean he's a bad guy. That's my funny. Like, Sambiker, just beating the shit out.

Ah, he's trying to kill me! Yeah, I'd beat him to death with hammers. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. His finger can heal cancer and stuff. I don't think he has a weapon. You've never. ever seen E.T. Why would you fight E.T.?

Oh my God. He just always look creepy. Oh my God. Bro, this shit pulls up in your blog, you're beating the fuck out of it. No. I don't see E.T. He's sweet. Come on. Let's say you haven't seen E.T. This shit pulls up. You're beating its ass. Leave E.T. alone. Dude, it's like, it's like, you're going to beat the shit.

Yes. Oh, my God. Extra hard. If I saw something like that that's clearly trying to be undercover and is not a human, I'm beating it. Oh, fuck. There's a fucking There's a lot to unpack here I'm not ready to move on Okay Number one

How do you How are you Why Mike Myers Because he's flesh and blood Oh is he Yeah I thought what is he He's a he's the killer

From Halloween I know but I thought he was like Like the legends I thought he like comes back I got a easy one I'm not done It's not your turn And you said ET

So you've got to wait 10 seconds I can't wait to hear How you would fuck up Barney And that's great Thank God To the horror card. No. So Michael Myers narrowly avoids death.

But he can be stopped. He's flesh and blood. Okay. It gets into the mystic at parts, kind of. But like Michael is just like a very sick. He becomes like the embodiment of evil. Okay. He's deranged.

You dibs him. So no one else can say him. Well, I can answer others though if you want to take it. I got one. I think you need to critique others the most. I went to school because I wanted to make horror movies. Yeah. So you're going to need to critique each of us.

I got one. Now, are these people that we think we can fight back or we're... Well, it's just if you had to choose. Can I go? Yeah. Or do you want to go? I got it. Wait, but... Okay.

Texas chainsaw massacre. Leather face! That's so bad. Texas chainsaw, I think I could stand a chance. No, you can. The reason why is I can hear him coming. He's very loud. Well, he doesn't always... He doesn't...

Leather face. Yes. He would rip you. Dude, of anybody, if you lose, he's going to fuck you up so hard. Yeah, he's got a chainsaw. He leaves a half this victim. on a hook for like a week before he kills him. Oh, I've never seen the movie.

That's great. Did none of you watch horror movies? I know. Apparently he's uncillable. Oh, he can't be per- He's immortal. He's very tough. Well, that's a tough one.

He can be killed potentially. You know what? Maybe Chuckie. Motherface, you also have to deal with his family. He's got a whole family of like, Jesus Christ. Okay, well, I really fuck that one up. I'm dead for sure. No, no, no. Honestly, decent pick.

I don't think you could. Decent pick. Okay, are you ready? Go ahead, Sam. Old lady from weapons. Oh. I would destroy her. Old lady beat the fuck out of her

because she's like, oh, let me get your... Glass. Yeah, she's like, oh, let me get a piece of her. No, get the fuck away from me. Right. Boom.

Done. I, look, as I have proven already with my ET pick, I am not shy about beating random old lady. Yeah. She looks like she could be a Spanish teacher, though.

You know what I mean? She does look like she could... Nah, she looked at fucking horrifying. So you're just going to immediately start punching this. Yes. Yes. If the sweet old lady came up and was like, oh, can I get a piece of your hair somehow? I'd be like, fuck.

Dude, that's just one of your fans at a meet and greet. Yeah, I beat him up. This is great that we're doing this right before spooky season. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. So give me yours. Okay.

I think I have, I think I'm going with the headless horseman. Ichabod crane. No, headless horsemen. because he's headless. And Loki, I just climb a tree. Can I say something? He's on a horse. This is borderlining not being like one of the great horror villains.

Ah, gasp. I think Sleepy Hollow is like the one incarnation of him is actually like a horror character. Other than that. Yeah, they got him at Disneyland. He's scary. Yeah, you don't see the Texas change some after. Is he scary because he's just headless or is he actually doing scary shit? He kills people.

He takes their head for his head. How would you fight back against the headless horse? I climb a tree. He's on horse. Okay. I'm literally good all night. No. He's on a freaking horse.

He can't get off the horse. No. I mean, he can get off the horse if he could see. He can't see. His horse can't see me. I'm in a tree. Okay. Who would you least want to go off against in the horror pantheon?

Scream. Ghost face. I think I could seduce him. Which ghost face? What? The one from the... I think I could get him. Which one?

The one from the movies. You have ever watched a horror movie and you're They're scary. The one from the one from scream. Okay. That's the one. Okay. The one.

Billy Corp. Hey. There's different ones? I'm watching you. The one I would not want to go up against is the chick from the ring. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jingle.

The one that comes to the TV. Because like, yeah, I can't look away. Oh. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? I can't look away. Like she's going to, it's going to turn off. on the TV. I'm definitely watching that shit.

I can't look away and then she's, I'm dead. Do you guys remember how you get rid of the ring? No. You got to make a copy of the tape. And then you have to get, do you give it to someone else? Yeah. That's evil. I would do it. Okay, what about you? Yeah, you give it to your enemies. Who would you give it to? You asshole.

What the fuck? That's crazy. Layup. Anyway, um, I think I I would least want to go against, I think like Freddie. I think your dreams are, that's not nice. Freddie is tough. That's not nice. And your dreams is,

I'm just sleeping. Like I'm literally sleeping. Yeah. Get away from me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. He only comes at you when you're sleeping.

What am I supposed to do? I've been in those, my dreams when I'm fighting, I'm like, in mud. Yeah. And also like he preys off your fear and you're afraid of everything.

I'm afraid of everything. I'd be in a plane with freaking. Because you could outdream him. There's one of the movies called Dream Warriors where a group of children use like their positive mental attitude to fight him. I don't have that. No, you don't.

Did I ever tell you about, I had an ex-boyfriend that had. Oh, here we go. That was ready? No, he had, he used to chase you around. He had PMA tattooed on his fingers for positive mental attitude. But then he hit me in the face with those fingers. So it's kind of cool when you think about it, just a little bit. Not that much.

Did he have a positive mental attitude about your domestic abuse? No. I got out of it. I'm fine. Look at me now. I know. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. What?

It's crazy that Ludwig is your most normal relationship. No, he's equal to my last relationship. Not to that. What are you saying? No, no, walk that back. He's equal to one of my other relationships. So it's normal. Not the beginning.

Not that guy. The other guy. I'm sorry. I've dated too many people. I'm a bit of a hole. No, you're not a ho. I've dated like 10 people. You got to run through a few things before you know that you got it right.

Um, well, he, the one that would get angry had a drinking problem. And honestly, I was a little annoying. No, you don't, you don't. It wasn't your fault. That was funny. I know it wasn't, but it was funny. It was funny. Thank you. Thanks, Sasan, I'll be here. Yeah. Once a week. Okay. It wasn't your fault. Um, I don't want to make this about me, but I really want what he has. What? A Z-A. A Dr. Pepper with cream soda. Oh, wow. Gabe, you shouldn't. Gabe, where you're out there. But if you're going.

Don't, you don't have to do this. You don't have to. But I would also like a diet, Dr. Patrick. If you're out there. But please, don't. Just like whatever's convenient. Don't hang. I'll get it.

Thank God. That's my favorite thing to do. You know, I need to get, I need to check myself. Yeah. Oh. Because I'm starting to just. Wait, who do you not want to go against? Checking ourselves.

Checking ourselves. We didn't ask him. I'm sorry. I thought we were. Yeah, I know. But we forgot him. Apologize. It's good check.

Who would I at least want to go up against? Probably Jason. Jason's unstoppable. He is? Yeah. Yeah, totally unstoppable. Really? Cannot be stopped.

Ooh. Once he's got your scent, you're fucked. Really? What if I change my cologne? No, no, no. Like, my pheromones. He's just completely unstoppable. He's set like a bloodhound.

He destroys people. Really? One of his most famous kills is he wads a girl up in a sleeping bag and then bashes her against a tree. Well, that would really suck, wouldn't it? I can't believe you guys don't watch. I've never watched it. I'm scared.

I don't like. This is why I can't do horror movies. Why? They're terrifying. I sit in the theater and I cover myself with a blankie. And I can't, I can't do them on dates. You're bringing a blanket to the theater. Can I ever give you guys my, have ever given my theory on why I love horror movies?

I figured out when I was a kid once young that I, it was really hard for me to be depressed if I was really afraid. If you're in mortal terror, you're not really like, I think fear is depressing. No. I'm in mortal terror every day. Yeah, we're anxious. I mean, you're just describing adrenaline. Like, that's what adrenaline junkies do too, right? Like, it's in order to avoid feeling things.

I would subject myself to horrible. Yeah, maybe that's why I don't fuck. I like a horror movie. I just can't watch. You should make one. Fierand will fund it. Yeah, I remember I sold a few right before COVID. I know, but I'm ready now.

We're ready. We'll buy it. We'll be the victims in the movie. Why are you pointing at me? I said we. We will buy it. Well, you're not. You have the most money.

Yeah. So we will buy it. I'm noticing that you're not incorporating. incorporating Austin into this equation. We'll buy it. Wait, am I? We're helping a little bit. Okay, we'll help a little bit.

I got a few grand. We just did the tour. I'm on my wedding. It's expensive. I know that is expensive. How much is it? So much. It's expensive.

Yeah, weddings are very expensive. I mean, I don't know because I've never had one. But I know. But Kitty was telling me because I did you go there like an appraiser when you visit. I don't want to be this girl. But I got a quote for flowers. That was $80,000. That's ridiculous.

Who's doing that? I think florists make money handle that. That's just fucking flowers. I literally replied. I said, this is gross. And then I gave a bunch of feedback. Yeah. I said we're bringing this way down.

Like a bunch, like just all of the flowers. Yeah. Every flower on the planet. I feel like, I feel like weddings are kind of a scam. Yeah, they are.

gauge how much money you have. Yeah. But don't you want it to be magical? I don't. Not that magical. All right. Yeah. That's what I told them.

How much was Taylor's, was winning. Oh, God. That one was probably hundreds of millions. I would rather just take all my friends on like a... It's got to be like maybe 50, right? No. Is that too much?

How much is MSG alone? Yeah, probably like 150 grand. No, no, no, $150,000, you idiot? You think Taylor Swift's wedding was only... No, no, no, just the venue cost. 30 million estimated spent. Oh, almost got it. Madison Square Garden.

Okay, maybe $300,000. I think it was more than $30 million. To rent the fucking garden. To rent the fucking garden. garden with all the security? We've rented auditoriums and stuff. How much could a banana be? $10?

Austin, renting the Madison Square Garden is not the same as going to the Dolby Theater. Hold on, but hold on. Gabe, can we look up how much it would cost to rent? It is literally the most iconic location in the country. It says. Five million.

Oh, okay, I was a little off, all right? You weren't even in the same fucking stratosphere. All right, look, look, we, six. Oh, see? I was closer. 600,000 to a million suck my cock. Private. They took it over for a week.

I said 300 grand. You initially said like 10,000. No, I said 50. And look, but the labor, the labor is even more millions. I didn't think I wasn't think about hiring people, all right? I can't believe that you are so far off on that. You guys said five million. You didn't even blink an eye.

We were all off. Let's just. Madison Square Garden is like, it's like a yacht. You don't just like rent out the thing. You have to hire people. What was the total cost at the end? I guess it said 30 million. We were way closer.

Yeah, you guys were. Just for the building. Just for the building. Okay, I didn't incorporate all the other costs, all right? You can't just rent out Madison Square Garden without actually fucking- What if I just was like, I want the, nobody's there that night? Just my building.

It's the middle of fucking Manhattan. I'm going to sleep in the middle. I'm asleep in the court. I just want to rent the Statue of Liberty for one night. I'm fairly. It's like one of those things that I assume you have to buy insurance and also buy the staff for the night. We're never going to rent it out, are we guys? Madison Square.

Never say never. Apparently, I was asking. And Lee Mulligan did it. Yeah, he did it. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, what we did was fairly impressive, according to many people that showed up on the Los Angeles tour. Yeah.

By the way, just let's talk about the tour for a little bit for a second here because we're just, we just got done last night. Austin immediately escaped the velocity the the the location and went to West Hollywood to the gay I went to a couple gay parties they were they were lined up and uh it was a Saturday you can't Saturday night I'm in LA I went I crawled into bed I don't know how the fuck you still had any power I went to the nice guy had some meatballs a champagne poppy and then I went to bed that sounds It's nice. I partied. I was in bed at 3 a.m.

I went home. I had to record V-O for streamer award shit. Wow. That comes out today. Do you need any other voice over? I got you. Yeah, actually. I got you, Queen.

But I had a great time. Look, I got to show you guys Portland, Oregon. You didn't, though. Well, I literally asked you to come downtown with me and you told me to fuck myself. You didn't ask me. You said, I'm going to go. And I did this. Hey, Caroline and I are going downtown.

you want to come with us and you went No, I got everything I need right here, Will. Austin, I don't think it's... Did you dead ass? Yes. I think it's criminal to act as though you showed any of us Portland. Your touring of Portland

was telling us we shouldn't use the chauffeur that we're waiting for us. I disappointed my first straight woman during our kiss. No, bro. These are the monkey bars where they realized I was a homosexual. We were driving and first thing he showed me was the honking tunnel where you honk.

Oh yeah. That's fun. And it was like, look at it is, we honk here. And I thought it was strange. Then he showed me a fucking sign with a reindeer on it. Oh yeah. That's fun. And at one point, while we were driving, I shit you not. He literally said,

look, we got a lot of bridges. That was actually the most scenic element of the tour because the rest of the tour was him showing me different grocery stores, a hotel. That's fun. That he looked at. looked out a lot when he was seven years old.

And realized he was a fan of hospitality, the industry. That's fun. Well, you know what? This is a thing. Guys. And for those of you at home, they're like, why do you show them to me? Well, I'll tell you this. I'm one of these people.

I wanted to show them my life. Not somebody else's. Thoughtful. Austin, that's insane. This is living in Portland. Well. You fucking live in Portland. It's insane.

It's insane. But you're, you're. Also, in my defense... Your life is so boring. Hassan was at my house. I felt obligated to... He wouldn't leave that room. What if something happened?

I needed to be there. Oh, he's throwing me under the bus. He wouldn't leave. He wouldn't go downtown. That's what we say. You had a lovely home and I appreciate it. What did I do when you got? Why are you lying to him?

You got to the door. What did I do? I grabbed your bags. I took you to the room. I took you to the room. I took you to the room. I took you to the room. I said, what room would you like?

There's one up here. There's one here. It's like. Frank's enough. Would you like to sleep separately? Then you introduced me to your cats. I introduced you the cats. I said, can I get you something?

Can I get you anything? Here, towels, everything. Everybody had everything they needed. The room was prepared. Everything was ready. The hospitality was fantastic. I, and also, Will, you left for downtown. Our show was at seven.

We had to be there by five. You left downtown at like 1.30. So it was a little tight. A little tight. Also, I was on the phone with the ticketing office. I was managing our security. Do we know how many tickets we sold overall? We did about, in San Francisco, about 1700.

In Seattle, about 2000. Nice. Love Seattle. In Portland, about 1900. Yeah. And in Los Angeles, about 2000. Wow. You know what?

The main thing I learned on the tour, though, was, I fucking love IVs. That shit was pumping. I got an IV in Seattle. It was called Caroline. That's crazy. It's okay. We've been on tour too long. We were in her and I, we switch out.

You guys, yeah, you guys. Right now she's at my house with Ludwig. I got an IV in Seattle and I felt amazing. Yeah, I like IVs. I had to stop getting them because one time I got one and the guy like, I think I was weird. I almost passed out. That's kind of normal. Really?

I thought it's the opposite. My heart dropped to 40. Yeah, it's because you can. When you get magnesium? No, when you get just like a needle in you Like you can freak out.

Did you have magnesium in your IV? Did they push magnesium into you? I don't know. That's probably what it was. But I happened to Ludwig too. I think it's when they flesh the saline But then we were fine right after But both of us nearly fell over.

Yeah, magnesium. Really? Yeah, when you push magnesium into your IV like that Straight, it's not supposed to be pushed like that You'll feel like that. Why do they do that? And now it made it made me scared of them. Yeah, I love them.

I'm going to be banging them till you at the time. Yeah, I've been doing it. I got a place near me that I... Well, what are your W's and L's of tour? W's and L's of tour? Ooh, all right. My L is the tour. Good answer.

That's it. That's right. No, I enjoyed the performance aspect of it. I wish I could just like teleport to different locations because I hated the travel. I thought the travel was okay. I got a question for. I'm going to confront you a lot.

Oh, here we go. We went to China, and we were in a different, Chinese city every 12 hours. Every 12 hours. I fucking cart you. I cart you from first class to the St. Regis all across the west coast of the United States

in two cities in like two days. That was China. I know, but it was like two seconds. I'm sorry. You can't compare Portland, Oregon to like Chongqing and Chongqing. Honestly, I think Austin's kind of cooking. I'm just saying we went to China for like two weeks and everybody's like, ah, for two days of travel.

It's like, yeah, fuck. I think it was also because of the performance element where like it does, I don't know. I mean, I guess it's like a different experience, but you have to be super on it. But the performance is the best part. It is the best part, but it's also the most like taxing element of it all. So I would just like die by the end of it. And then I would have to wake up at like 6 a.m. the morning and then do it all over again.

And then like, you know what the taxing part was? I think, well, streaming? No, the streaming part. Yeah. Streaming up to it. is definitely taxing, but that's your job. And I think having the meat and greet at the end

there is a lot. Yes. Yes. It is a lot. And I did add 50 of my family members to this Portland Mean and Creed. Yeah, in Portland, Oregon, instead of 50 people, we met 150 people because Austin brought everybody. Wait, so you're saying your L was a meeting greet? No. No, no, no.

That was my favorite one. No, the Ls were the travel. Like I think traveling and also streaming, at the same time, like, it just, like, even though I didn't stream one of the days, because we, but then that was the day that we shot the podcast in the morning. Like, it was just never, we never had, like, any time to just unwind. I take responsibility because I planned most of the tour and I did it all in one weekend because I thought that would be better for everybody. Yeah. As I was like, I just wanted to get it over with. You know what I mean? Get it all done. But anyway, okay, what's your W then, the performance? I thought we got. The W was, Yeah, live performance in front of the fans. That was awesome. It's great to get feedback, like real-time feedback from the fans. Awesome.

And it's also great to meet the fans, too. I love to meet the fans are my favorite part. Okay, now you're making it seem like you're doing the classic like, I'm lying. I'm not lying. Are you kidding me? I'm a whore for fans. I mean, I don't fuck them. Ew.

But anyway, go ahead. That was for the bonus meet and greet. The second greet. My L was a big part of my. America Me Up segment was that I was supposed to have a t-shirt cannon. Oh yeah. True. And first city, we didn't have CO2.

Second city, we bought an empty container of CO2. That's crazy. Third city, we bought a second empty container of CO2. And in the fourth city, Los Angeles, we finally got it working. Also, the licensing element of it is crazy. Like, you have to put your name down like a gun. We went out to demo it. And David's like, based on our calculator.

You want to get it to 250 PSI. So you load the gas and then pull the trigger. And I'm loading the gas and the meter is like, and I'm like, David, I think there might be a leak. He's like, well, give it some more gas. Get it some more gas. It's like kind of tapering. And I'm like, I don't know, man.

And I tap it one more time. And I'm like, I'm just going to give it a, it's only at 150, but I'm going to give it a dance. Go ahead. I fire it. And the cannon goes, boom. like that and it kicks back

like hurts my arm and a 250 mile per hour t-shirt on a fucking line hits the back of the theater on the third floor like I like fucking Barry Bonds crushed it. That's crazy.

If there had been a fan we would have decapitated them and I was like David their fucking gauge is broken so when we actually did the show I had to just be like And all the t-shirts just kind of went They were so loud though

Every time I went Well I'm glad you missed that one Yeah me too It was like a nuclear missile going on Highlight I know you guys all hate the meet and greet But I kind of really like meeting fans And I like

I like making people happy And I think the tour made a lot of people happy And that made me happy that's nice what about you cutie come on cutie come on tell us okay I'm going

right here okay I think my L was I felt like I wasn't I don't and you guys will be like no can't you're fine

I don't think because I was so anxious because I was just anxious about security the whole time you guys should see the dock that the security had of all my stalkers

it's impressive it's impressive I saw them walking through the auditor like this. It was crazy. Yeah, it's unfortunate. So I was like really anxious about security. And and so my L kind of in hand with that is I felt less funny than I usually am and I hated that. I hated that. I was fine, but I wasn't like, I don't know. It's a hard format to be like my sense of humor in. So that was my L is I just didn't like it. I thought you were funny. I was fine. Funny looking. You started to kill yourself.

I thought that was fantastic. I thought you were great. Thank you. Everybody loved you. Well, that's not. No, you keep bringing that up. Yeah,

that was my W is I got louder screams than Austin. Yeah, she did. She did. My fans are a little bit more subdued. I think, yeah, they're just more polite.

My W was Caroline taking over the second half of the car. I think that's a W for all of us was Caroline stepping in and being an absolute mega pro. Yeah, just a superstar. Yeah.

She's so awesome. She was fucking great. Caroline, motherfucking quang. All right, what about your dopeies and L's a big guy? Let's start with my L. My L of the tour was,

shit, there wasn't that many. That lady at the meet and greet. That was an L. That was so fucking. We have to tell the people of this story. So we're in Seattle,

Washington, which I actually I hate to say this to Portland but Seattle is my favorite I fucking love family I think Seattle was the I got really hammered was a crazy

oh yeah that's true Austin was fucking blackout I was blackout drunk he was not one we go out Austin spills his entire drink on myself oh on you two and himself

and the entire stage and we're looking at you don't remember dumping your drink on me frame one I remember dumping it on myself I didn't know I got you no Austin it was on it was on Will

it was on yourself and it was all over the stage. It were like ice tubes everywhere on the stage. You didn't miss a beat. I couldn't. No. Seattle was fucking loud. Anyway, we're in Seattle. We did the thing.

You were not even responding the prompts that we were giving you. At one point, Hassan is talking for like two minutes. And also just in his mic goes, what is he talking? That's crazy. That's crazy. Oh, my God. No, the best part was at the end. where Austin's segment is about to come up

where he's supposed to do the jingle. And Will is trying to, like, prompt him to be like, hey, and you know, you're not good at this thing, but you're good at singing, right? So we have what's called a confidence monitor. That's the monitor we had in front. And the confidence monitor is the way that you can watch your show while facing the audience, but also production can cue you.

So Gabe and David cue me, and they're saying, it's time for Austin segment. And so I go, hey, Austin, you're not good at that one thing you were talking about, you're sure good at singing and Austin goes will I have to be like fucking Forest Cup

like four is guys this is in front of 2,000 people like they paid money to watch us live I look at the comments no people love that part well it was hilarious because they could see the actual terror in my face like the tour manager she's like I've never seen that before I literally smiling you can see my cheekbones just

like relax and I go are you serious so did you go pee Yes. He ran offstage during his segment. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. That's what makes it even funny here because, like, it's already unacceptable to go off to pee during a live performance.

This is only 90 minutes. Like, but it was extra funny that he got up to pee right before, like, when his segment was supposed to start. As I threw him a cue. Oh, my God. So we get done with the show. And the Portland show was incredible. It was Seattle. Sorry, Seattle.

Seattle show was incredible. Packed house. Everybody was in rare form. And Austin's coming off. He's still a little drunk. He's riding high. We made everybody laugh and he's like, what a show, guys.

What a show. We line up for the meet and greet and we're going through and about like the fourth people that come up, the guy comes up and he's like, hey, I just want to say, you guys are so important to me.

My girlfriend, though, she's not a fan. Now, I, whenever someone who is not a fan, I do this at everything. I ask them, how did you enjoy the show because you're not a sick of fan? You're going to tell me how it is.

What was your highlight? What was your love life? And she was, He was like, oh, the highlight, you know, guys were all just so funny. I really enjoyed it, you know. I wasn't a fan before, but I am a fan now. And then she goes, the low light, I think Austin's segment, I think you should take an improv class. She straight up told him.

Yeah, she said, you know what? I think you should consider taking an improv podcast. I watched Austin's face go from jubilation to writhing. He's still mad. He's still mad. He's still mad. One of the worst things anybody's ever said to me, and I hope you're listening. I hope you feel the way to that.

I think she was just trying to be funny. No, she sucked. All right? She sucked. And I know she's listening to this. The chatter asks me. I know she's listening to this. And you know what,

lady, okay, if you're listening to this podcast right now, I want to let you know something. We love you. Thank you for coming. Yeah, thank you so much.

Thank you for coming. We really appreciate you. We appreciate your support and we love the working class. But let me tell you something. The segment, the jingle segment. Oh, my God.

The whole idea of the jingle is I'm not good at the fucking jingle. That's the whole joke, right? I gotta explain the fucking joke. He explained this. Okay. Good at the jingle.

That's the whole fucking point. And if you haven't noticed, the whole fucking podcast is improv, okay? So why don't you take a perception class? All right? I haven't noticed. Okay. Why don't you take a perception class? How about that?

On how to perceive? Yeah, how about that? The rest of the night, people would come up. They'd walk up and Austin would go, Hey, how old are you, you know the show? Some bitch earlier. What is your favorite segment? I'd call her a bitch.

And they'd be like, they'd be like, oh, I really liked your segment. And he'd be like, thank you. At least you got it. This lady, I'm supposed to be bad. The giggles are supposed to be bad. Let's get a picture. Jump in here.

All right, next up. Hey, what did you think of my jingles segment? I did also keep egging them on to be like, what was your least favorite segment? What do you think should be improved from the jingle segment? And I kept going, Hassan, please. By the end, Austin was just drunk and cranky enough.

He was going, I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not doing my segment. He's going to end the show 10 minutes early. And that's what's going to happen. I'm not going to make a fool of myself. Which might... It's supposed to be bad. Don't you people get it?

It might be... Not the people fucking on his fan! He kept explaining to people that were just fans of his. Just screaming at random security guards. You're like... You protect people's lives. You must understand high drama. It's life I got on that stage and I'm drowning.

It might have been good if you stopped there because I will say at the L.A. show, you went, autism, yeah, autism, yeah. That was a lyric. Hold on. I fucking in L.A. with the Barbershop quartet. We brought a barbershop. You crushed. I came out and I hit the highest note I think I've ever hit.

Wait, do we have the video of this? I have recorded it. Okay. Hey, no, no, no, we have to watch this because it's impressive. It actually is impressive. I would never give Austin credit for anything. But this time, we have to be honest. Yeah.

Because I was so excited to shit on him. It kind of bummed me out that he outperformed my expectations. Well, we actually, because, you know, finally I was able to just do, just, I hadn't a full accompaniment. You know, apparently, he told us in the car, he actually practiced with the quartet. Literally the practice. Can I tell you what the practice was? Can I tell you what the practice was? The practice was, literally, I went down for 30 seconds.

They had prepared their jingles. So this guy, hold on, let me set the context. The guy, the whole segment, if you didn't go to the show, it was a jingle segment where I would go out and ask the audience what their occupation was, and I had to spontaneously come up with a jingle for whatever their occupation was. In three of the cities, I had to do the jingle and the lyrics. in this city we brought out the quartet and they would do the melody

and I would just join in on it. And let's just say the Los Angeles experience was quite different to the previous three legs of the tour. I do like that at no point did you ever try and create lyrics. You would always just say

their name and their joke they did and then I know, I know. Walter works at Home Depot. Walter Home Depot. You'd never be like tools, locksawket, get your walls, vacuum that up, here it comes. Like, not once.

No, I know. Just name the occupation. Will. It's supposed to be bad. Thank you. Don't you understand? You fucking idiot. I'll kill you all.

Thank you. Thank you for understanding. Let's watch though. Okay. Alright, a nurse from temecula, hunter. All right, get it from the top. Gentlemen, here we go. Ready, just like we practice.

Don't fuck it up. We go, la, la, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Do-da-da-da-da. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Hunter. Tomecula. Beach for you, Hunter. Can you tell me what my pulse is, Hunter?

Hunter. You need to do a doo-a-bala. them. It's like 90% hitting the note and then not even 10% saying the name. Can I be honest? I hit the note and I was like, that fucking was awesome. I don't need to,

I don't want to ruin it. So I just ended it after that. I think you should do Austin and the Four Hearts Christmas album. You should. That would absolutely snap. Oh my gosh. Can we do maybe it's cold that time? That would be yes.

Okay. Wait. Hold on. I need to text somebody about that. I'll do it later. But I'll forget and say I'm going to do it. Then I won't. That sounds awesome.

I'm going to do that. Four Hearts, Austin Show. And then we should do a song all four of us. Yes. That one that's like Christmas and the snow's fall in a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shows Up to Christmas is the name of the album. I love it.

Austin shows up to Christmas. Yeah. It's all you, but then you and I have our duet song and then we have one group song. Yep, 2999. Oh, so you're selling. Wow, it's expensive. You can only buy it. It was treating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can cut a trailer and everything of us in the studio. That'd be awesome. Wow. That's amazing. Okay, well. Anything to distract him from another tour. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Okay, W's and L's of the tour. I haven't even got to mine. The W. Well, your L was the lady. Yeah. Elle was the lady. The W of the tour was, I had an emotional moment. Oh, my God.

Gay. I'm going to cry again. I started. Sorry. No, I feel bad. No, I take it back. I take it back. I was in Portland and I, all my family came back.

And I started to cry. And I thought that I was like all this, they all started piling in the backstage. And I was like, oh my God, my mom, my dad, my friends, my ex-boyfriend who I'm still very close with. Your middle school teachers. The guy who sold you your car. And I was in my hometown and they were just all coming back. And they were just all piling into the green room and it all hit me and I just started crying.

And I was like trying to, I did like a little speech. That's cute. And I was like, oh my God, that is so, I was just like losing it. I was just like crying and it was so meaningful.

That makes the whole thing worth it. Yeah. So it was such a cool. I wasn't there, but it sounds like it was worth it. All right. Now we got to do McCarter Theater in Princeton,

New Jersey. Yeah. I don't think my family would want to. I would not invite my family to one of our shows. Okay. I feel like they would enjoy. Though I did see your grandma

last night. Can't make an eye contact with her? Yeah, no, my family. When I said cheers with diva cups, I looked at her. My family can't show up. It's okay. They can watch other stuff. Together, our families. I'm very proud of what we put together. It was a tall

feet. It was a tall feet. It was a lot of hard work behind the scenes. QD alluded to security. I was very stressed about that. Austin was pen testing every location that we went to. I was like, I'd be sitting. So there's security meeting before the venue, right?

Every, every show. And I would sit in every security meeting. And in every security meeting, they'd be like, well, who are you? And I'd be like, I'm one of the talent. And they're like, oh, because it's not a normal thing for the talent to be sitting in it. But I would be like, they'd be telling me things. And I'd like, let's turn that up. Let's not do that.

No bags, no nothing, no this, no that. If they say this, they're out. I do feel bad for everyone that tried to send us presents. Yes. I will say, listen. Yeah, it's Austin's fault. If you made us something, you can send it to my PO box and I'll bring it here. If you already made us something, send it to my PO box.

It's like, yeah. Yeah, he'll put it on the screen. Send it there, label it. You do have to address it to Cudy Cinellella, but in the box put for fear end and I'll bring it here. To the people that brought guests, we apologize, but it was a very, there was a lot of security and there was a concern. And it wasn't you, mostly, you know.

Austin was telling us he would like try to bring stuff in just to see us. I was trying to sneak things in through the metal detector. Passful of all bears. In disguises. Yeah. I would disguise myself. But yeah, it was a lot of fun. I'm really happy that we did it.

I love getting in front of a crowd. Just like wine cork openers and nail clippers in your pocket. Yeah. Oh, it's going to go through. Anything you want to check out. Oh, by the way, while we were traveling, my fucking balls panged twice. Oh, yeah. I got to see.

I had a front row seat. What are you talking about? We've discussed it on the podcast. Yep. I told you guys that every time I go through a metal detector, My fucking nutsack pangs. Can I? And I get groped.

Yeah. I watched it happen. It happened again. You were very loud about it, though. Because we walked through the security and you're like, oh, my cock's so big. I mean, it's like the eighth time. I know. And they always do this.

They do the bird resting on a perch move. They're like, and sir, I'm just going to use the back of my hand. Yeah. No, it happened. It happened to me. Wait, what? I didn't know this is a thing. They fill your penis?

This is the eighth. time in like the last two years and I've told you guys every time I go through security my weiner pain Will you gotta get a paycheck they stop me and they go piercing I wish I had something to justify it

but they're like sir you've triggered in a sensitive area and I'm like I know I know and then they're just like oh that's so violating well well he was right the whole time it was happening I was kind of talking like here we go again I think I got lead in my nuts.

Yeah, no, he was talking about it. Maybe you do. No, he was like, you know what it is? I got big balls. Two big balls. Oh, my God. You're like, right, Caroline, don't I got two big balls? Caroline's like, oh, my God.

Yeah, she's leaving. Yeah, no. The other thing, but Will, you got to get pre-checked because they won't set off in the back. They won't go me. I had it one time coming back from the UK. And I kind of felt like a big shot. Yeah. I was like, oh, yeah, that's me.

Okay. Well, we do have to give I got to give Austin as kudos for all your hard work. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Judy. I think you.

Congratulations on the tour. So we're just never doing it again. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, I felt a lot of pressure. We can do a live show in Los Angeles every once in a while. Yeah, you know, I'm not going to bring it up. I'm not going to bring it up for at least three months.

Oh, my God. 90 days. Which brings me to my idea. What's that? The podcast draft. Oh, I think you're going to have to be. So the thing is, is whine about it's in. I can represent that podcast.

I fear you're going to have to pitch it at the yard. I don't know if they want anything to do with us. I know. Okay. A certain podcast named after the back of a house and us. Each have one captain represent them. We have a draft. We make three podcasts of three people.

And we record maybe one or two episodes as these new formed podcasts. But one of the three, three because of, there's eight people, though. So we've got to go. Last pick. Wait, but there's four on their podcast. Take some time. Four plus four plus two. Yeah, it's three, three, three.

Oh, it'll be great. One team gets... No, no. They can... You draw out of the half one team gets four. Now I like it. I get to take some time off. Well, why in about it doesn't want a fourth

because we don't have the infrastructure. Well, we could do it. You could do it. We could do it. Yeah, come on. We could add another love suit or something. No, Will. I think it'd be a good shake up.

I don't. I would be the one that would get cut. No. No. No, it would be me. The last person that doesn't get chosen, the podcast, like, they have to pull a podcast name out of the hat. And then they are called the podcast. No, they wouldn't date.

Wait, so there's no way I just don't get chosen and don't have to do it. Loki, you might not get chosen. No, no, I know. I'm looking forward to it. We just put them in a broom closet and we call it the stragglers. There's like one light and they have a single mic and a candle. That could be fun. I like it.

I'm fine with not being picked. No, no, we, you know. You're going to get picked. you're going to get picked. We're going to make sure. I have, I don't know about that. Yeah, I'm not. I don't bring any value. Yes, you do. You're very valuable. I don't bring any value. I don't bring any utility to the pods.

Who would the captains be? We'd have to figure that out. Okay. It's really a rough concept. Because maybe, maybe we have to make Hassan captain because that's the only way he gets picked. Maybe we can add the meantime. Maybe we can add crash test. I just don't know if you're going to get picked. I'm fine with that. I'm just trying to make you a captain.

So you'll get picked. No, no, it's fine. I just, I'll be last big. No, no, you know. You can be a captain probably. captain, I think. Yeah. I think you can be a captain. You need this. No, no, no. You need it.

I'm good. I don't want to be the captain. We need to. He drafts someone. They say no. Yeah. They don't, okay, not to go back to the tour real quick, but I want to tell something to our wonderful, beautiful folks that are subscribed to the Patreon.

We filmed a tremendous amount of BTS footage a lot behind the scenes from the moment we got into the car, a little bit in the airport, behind the, you know, before the, you know, before the show, after the show. We're going to put together, I don't know how many episodes, but at least a couple of tour on the road with Fierreanne. We're to upload those onto the Patreon.

The timeline is coming, but I'm guessing not this week, but the week after. Patreon.com slash Fioran. And then after that, we are going to release one full, like we've recorded an entire city.

We recorded in San Francisco, which will be releasing that after the On the Road with Fear and series that will release once a week on Patreon up leading up to the full show. Fear End Cinematic Universe. Yes. Yes, where we do the show. And that's just extra. Yes, and that's all that. That is extra. That is available to our tier ones. If you're a Tier 1 subscriber on Patreon, you will get access to that.

That will be coming out. I don't want to, most likely next week, next Wednesday. Do you think that that's... I'll say, I'll leak it. We have gay sex in it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember any of it.

So, I'm really fine. You weren't in the gay sex. It would have been straight sex. Yeah. No, dix out. We said, yuck. We don't want a woman. I can be gay sex.

I hate, listen, I hate these gay people that keep telling me that I can't have gay sex. You can have gay sex. I know. Sex with a man. I wasn't, I don't want to have sex with any of you. I just want to have gay sex. Okay, well, you can have gay sex. Finally.

We'll bring you. I think you're more likely. We did have a. We did have a conversation exactly like this where Austin was outed as, I won't even say it, actually. Just wait for the Patreon. Wait, what? Outed as a what? Last night.

Okay. Last night. I don't remember. Yeah. Well, look, you, you're more likely to have gay sex than these guys, I think. Thank you. Yeah. I think you're more likely to do it.

I don't know. After last night's conversation? I don't remember. We're just more experienced than you. I took a claw on a pin. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know what you talked about. I talked about them being less of a.

Well, don't leak it. Don't leak it. It's butthole stuff. Well, it is. Yeah. It's a lot of butthole stuff. It's butthole stuff. Yeah.

Did they claim this guy have the audacity to claim. And they like their bubbles. The audacity, he was right. He said he's been in more buttholes than I have. No, no, no. Well, it was the opposite. Their but their but holes have been used more than yours. Oh, that is true.

Yeah, yeah, and that's true. But is that really a defining thing. I mean, my buttholes not been used and I'm gay. Yeah. Well, you're a woman. Yeah. I don't know how that comes into play. But you guys,

Fox News All right So fucking stupid All right All right ladies and gentlemen See on the Patreon Thank you guys for watching Patreon.com slash fear out

I've got no more tours to push No more shows to sell So we'll see you on the Patreon Goodbye and have a wonderful Rest of you Avoir Peace We are out of things

We need to drink 100 beats No we're out of things to talk about We've talked about everything We need to make new memories And the only way to do that is to get ripped shit drunk together Yeah By drinking

I'm making 100 beers. I do that all the time. I want to try them. I got an idea. Austin, you're, the only time you get ripped shit drunk is if you go to a gay bar.

Exactly. All of us. Let's go. Oh my God. No, one night. One night. Brilliant new idea from Austin.

We all go to the gay bar together. It's my bachelor at party. Yeah, you make it. You already had your bachelor party. Ew, gross. You already had your bachelor party. I wasn't fucking invited.

I'm having another one. for boys and it's at the gay bar. Okay. Wait. Got it. Yeah, that's the whole point. I don't want to do it. If it's in Vegas.

Oh, I'm not going to Vegas. The gay bar, the only gay bar in Vegas is piranha. No, let's go to Thunder Down Under. Pull it up. That would be put it up.

Hold up. Hold up. Hold on. Will. Love you. Oh my God. He hates it. I was talking about.

See earlier. This is a blind. This is straight women things. Yeah. It's our fucking back the rent. I'm gay. And, Blameenemies! Blime spot! What are you fucking dumb? It's her bachelorette. It's not the men you want to fuck.

This is straight women. See? Look, look. Go back. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, I would love this, cutie. Let's go. Are you kidding me? What do you already changed your position? Fuck yeah, cutie. That's your bachelor. I would love it. Come on, cutie. Oh, yeah. Guys, I would hate this. You would not hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. Let's do this. No. Aren't they too muscular? Yeah.

Oh, shut. Are you that insecure? No, they are. No, no. Some women say it's too big. It is? Look at that. It might hurt them.

No, no. Some of the guys are like way too jack. Hold on. You know what? One sec. Pause. Being that muscular is only to appease other straight men. Yeah.

Most people. Those women look very fulfilled. Yeah, but that's not me in that audience. Me and this. I don't. Me during that show would be like this. I like it. I like how hot they are. But I also assume that it's not.

Austin is right. It's for me. Yeah, it's for you. It's not for me. I clocked it. See? Christian kind of likes those guys too. Wait, he likes big muscle boys.

No, it doesn't matter. But I'm like Christian. Come on. It's just a little too big. Real Canadian Superstore has everything you need this back to school season. Save on lunchbox savers like Ziggy's sliced delimie me products for always 375. And get life brand pure Vita shampoo or conditioner for 8. dollars each at real Canadian superstore when you're ready we're ready with a whole world and more