Fear& - What REALLY Happened At TwitchCon.. | Fear&

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

WE BACK ✨ PATREON BONUS EPISODES✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod 00:01:00 - twitchcon kareoke 00:01:52 - THE GANG IS ALL HERE 00:02:50 - gift time (as is tradition) 00:04:42 - artist valley gifts 00:06:40 - QTs schedule was insane 00:08:47 - austin loses his voice 00:10:14 - debatelords was a success 00:12:17 - willneff wins in body building 00:14:02 - the room service is attacking creators 00:16:09 - keep it together 00:16:54 - 9 hotdogs, 9 innings, 9 beers 00:18:41 - w and ls of the week 00:21:25 - the shindig had too many people 00:24:41 - willneff a man of the people 00:26:05 - name your price was risque 00:28:45 - what's a gimp suit 00:30:53 - ludwig almost screwed hasan 00:33:40 - hasan was so nervous 00:35:16 - clubs are too loud 00:36:44 - who gets the next month off 00:39:06 - so many trolls this twitchcon 00:43:34 - jaded on twitchcon 00:44:50 - secret story on patreon 00:45:40 - "whats my name" is crazy 00:49:10 - hi tommy big fan 00:51:15 - qts dress is inspired by barbie 00:53:11 - pokimane the queen of twitchcon 00:55:00 - willneff beat up in a bathhouse #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music, and it's not just sounds and instruments, it's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. I recognize their face, and they'll go, hey, and I'm like, good to see you. And they'll see it in me that I don't know who they are, and they'll be like, what's my name? Oh, that's my name? Ah. Oh, that's dumb. Don't do that. And that happens all the time.

And I'll be like, shut up. That's a good save. Shut up is the best response. So I just go, we're not doing this right now. No, no, no. You guys can start. I'm almost done. I think we should let him finish.

We need to be all up face up on the camera. Okay. You're right about that. It's been a long time. It's been a long day without you, my friend. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. I did not expect that. Your timing was off. You jumped in way early

As we go on We remember All the times we Had together As our lives Change From whatever We will still be

Friends forever Hello there Hello there The angel from my nightmare Shadow in the background of the morning I don't know that song Ladies and gentlemen Back again, back again from yet another self-suck accident. Can't stay dead, won't stay dead.

It's me, Will Neff, and I'm back on Fear Ad. Yes, I know. Let's pause for applause. Yeah, welcome back, Will. So good to have you back on the podcast. I came in at a perfect time. These three were limping through episodes. Absolute dog

shit content. People are messaging me on Twitter. Please come home, Will. They need you. They're lost. They're like inept old people that can't feed or wash themselves anymore. So here I am. Ladies and gentlemen.

Okay, that was not related to the podcast. Shitting and farting and pissing. That was not related to the podcast when I texted you that. That was in general. Well, anyway, as is tradition. As is tradition when someone's gone for a long time, I got you all gifts. Oh, my God.

I got you gifts as well. So first, cutie, I got you a Twitch colored leather notebook from my favorite leather worker. Cookies, Cutie? What the fuck? I had so many extra, too. What? I didn't think about it. What is wrong with you? Where are the cookies?

I wanted cookies so fucking bad. I walked back. What? We were on the Patreon. You are so dead to me right now. You've never been more dead to me. Oh, my fucking God. At least I got to eat two snickerdoodle cookies and one chocolate chip.

That is for you. That's my favorite leather worker. You should take that back. That's cool. She does not deserve it. It's really cool. I love it. I think you'd use it, and it's Twitch color.

I will use it. Also, I got these for Ludwig. Oh. That is a deck of Super Smash Brothers playing cards. What the heck? Where do you find these? I have a tradition where I try and spend money at almost every Stahl Artist Alley

every year. Oh, wow. Cool. And then, Austin, for you, this is a handmade pen. Oh, my God. Because I think you're Mr. Business and you're really leveling up. Take a look. He is Mr. Business. Oh, my God. Handmade. Look at that. Wait, let me see. Oh, you got that from one of my community members.

That's cool. That's so sweet. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I love this. Marshy, I got you a shirt that reminded me of you. I won't say why it reminded me. It's a cute lady with a lot of mushrooms, I noticed.

His dick? No, he does mushrooms. Wait, what? It just reminds me of his penis. And then, Hasan, I got you a one-of-one original piece of art from my favorite artist at Twitch. I've collabed with her

before. This is Julie22. So this is a hand-drawn. She does props. It's JoJo. Someone asked to do a picture of a penguin, and someone asked her to do a picture of JoJo, and she combined them oh my god how cute oh my god it's beautiful

I got gifts as well I got gifts for everybody as always I also am similar to Will Neff in the sense that I like to go and try to purchase as many things as I can from the artist valley when I go to conventions and stuff like that. I didn't get a go to artist alley.

He's fishing. Take your time. He just has them in his pocket. No, they're not. I already gave March his. Wait, are these things people handed you? What? They're just trinkets and trash.

No. These are gifts. Oh, I bought them. What the fuck? Be reverent. March already has one of these. Oh, shit. But this one is very near and dear to me. This is from Tiny Makes Things. It's a

Kirby mouse cap and it's a Kirby butt. Oh, tushy. So March has one as well. This is for you, cutie. Oh, tushy key cap. The Kirby butt is so cute. It matches me. Thank you. And for Austin, cutie. Oh, the Kirby butt is so cute. It matches me. Thank you. And for Austin, I got you these cat keychains.

Oh my god, I love cats. Even though it was a gamba, so I couldn't get the one that your cat looks like. And last but not least, for Wilnef, I got you I mean, I got you one of the greatest. I don't know why you would think of me. What do you mean?

What's your face from My Hero Academia? Yeah. Because you got me back into My Hero Academia. I don't know that character at all. Oh, yeah. You have no idea who that is. The bunny one. Yeah.

With the sexy ass legs. So there you go. Thank you. And Marsha's a Kirby keycap as well. So. Well, we've done the exchanging of gifts. So Austin, what kind of gifts did you get us? Hold on. For the record, Cutie and I both didn't get you gifts.

Your present is my presents. Thank you. I didn't get you guys anything. I'm so sorry. I'm so shocked. I was trying to think of an excuse. We're going to keep this train moving because we have so much content to get through. We did so much at TwitchCon, cutie.

Let's talk about your schedule first. I feel like a shell of myself. You were all over the place, baby, weren't you? Yeah. Yeah, I was. You sound like you're about to cry. No, it was a hard week. It was a lot.

I just came from my cookie truck, so unfortunately I did miss the bonus episode, but you know, it's been a week. It was so hard. She's Canadian. I'm Canadian. Dude, I'm so sad. Apparently, my face apparently was on a wall next to Austin's.

Yeah. I never got to see it. Yeah, it was outside our cell. Yeah, we were right next to each other. I didn't get to see it. I was going like this. Did you get a picture? I didn't take a photo of it. Of either of us. I might never be on the wall again and I didn't get a picture.

Your face was everywhere. I didn't see it. You didn't? Did you walk past it? I didn't get a chance. Dude, did you not see her fucking schedule? It was stupid. Yeah, it was psychotic.

I'm sorry. You should really dial it back next time. What the fuck? Why did you do that? After this, I have to go record another podcast. Wait, are you fine about it? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.

I haven't eaten today, but Assange just ordered me food. Okay, good. Yeah. Wow. I've only had a 16-ounce coffee and a snickerdoodle cookie. So tell us about a few of the shows you did. Well, my goodness. Where did I start?

I did The Table. We did the finale of The Table, which was kind of bittersweet and sad. It was more awkward than I expected because the premise of The Table is like a bunch of girly pops sitting around a table eating our favorite foods and like reminiscing over stories and stuff. And it's really fun and intimate. And doing it on a stage was the opposite of intimate and it's hard because we're like eating and so being able to like engage with that it was very interesting uh to try to juggle but everyone that went uh really liked it and we we gave away free coffee and croissants to a bakery nearby nice that was like it's a women-owned bakery and so that's

pretty cool um so that was fun That was the first day I honestly have to look at my schedule I don't remember what I did Honestly it's been a blur I feel like I've been hit by a truck But a fun happy truck A cookie truck What about you guys?

I've seen Hasan I've not seen you once I've not seen you once You saw me because I infiltrated your event Yeah he wanted cookies And he came to the meet and greet Yeah The only reason why I came to the meet and greet. Yeah.

Like, the only reason why. I went to the table. Did you? I was in the audience, yeah. Were you? Yeah. Where? I came and popped in for a little bit.

Was it okay? It was great. It was a little awkward. It wasn't awkward. Really? I wanted to go to, I wanted to infiltrate your event as well. Wait, really? What was that?

Name your price? Name your price, yeah. Tell us about it. Well, we had a great time. We did a show. Okay. It was a lot of fun. Sure. And I lost my voice. Yep. Name Your Price, yeah. Tell us about it. Well, we had a great time. We did a show. It was a lot of fun. Sure. And I lost my voice. Yep.

Yeah, you do yell. Yeah, I do yell a lot. I need a vocal therapist. Just name your voice. I thought you lost your voice after Name Your Price. No, it was gone during two. Okay, I went to a gay bar. Okay, drama.

I told them that I was leaving to go home and then I got caught. Home turned out to be a gay bar. I got caught on the way back in the lobby. Caught by whom? Caroline. She's like, I thought you were leaving. Why did I even... I should have just said I'm leaving.

She's a bad influence, that one. I've heard. But she's like... I literally told her. I said, don't tell anybody. Came home just spackled and glitter with a feather boa. Yeah, no, and she's like... Where were you? No, and she's said, don't tell anybody. Came home just spackled and glitter with a feather boa. Yeah, no, and she's like Where are you? No, and she's like, don't

I was like, don't, and she fucking ratted me out. Did she? It's good content. Yeah, it was great content. But yeah, no, I lost my voice just doing I lose my voice talking because I have a polyp. But yeah, we did Hassan show too. Yeah. Which was wonderful. I want to watch it

I need to watch Name Your Price too It was fun What a success Wow, he's thrilled Listen, if it wasn't for you guys I don't think it would have been a success Oh, stop it Because I was very nervous in the beginning

Because I've never done a show I've done a lot of these shows because Austin, he puts me in every single one, but I've never had my own show. I do think there's a pressure where you think it's all on your shoulders and you have a tendency to forget there's so many talented people

that are making this happen. There's so many talented people on stage with me. My friends are here. They're not going to let me drown. I think your show was great, man. It was a lot of fun. People seemed to really like it, so that was cool. I was laughing hysterically in the beginning. Cyr.

Cyr was, and I told him this, and by the way, this is not to take away from anybody else on stage because everybody was fantastic, but a special shout out to Cyr. I have so much respect for that level of improvisation yeah and like everything that came out of him he just didn't fucking miss seer was the funniest character and caroline kwan was the most accurate like portrayal of a politician yeah like it is so hard on twitch but it was good because like i think in the room like i was gauging it but like i can't speak for

the entire room, but I think both Cyr and Caroline's characters were so perfect for my audience in particular because Cyr kept making a lot of subtle and sometimes not so subtle references to political things. He did a George W. Bush reference. Fool me once. He did the Donald Trump water drinking thing.

There were so many different moments. The stepping out of the side of the podium. Yeah. You can't get full game. But yeah, it was so brilliant. And playing a character on Twitch is so hard to do, I feel like. And I mean, you've done

it before, right? I mean, I've never done that. Half of the chat's like... Why is he doing that? Yeah. Side note, before we get too deep in the weeds on TwitchCon, I won a bodybuilding competition. Oh, congratulations. Yeah, we didn't even get to talk about that.

Well, I don't think anybody else... I mean, in terms of like... It was a bodybuilding competition? Yeah. Really? Yeah, after... I thought it was just like a get fit competition. Yeah. Bodybuilding. Okay. Oh, wait.

You're right. I guess anything like working out, fitness, building muscle is bodybuilding. I just... Okay. You're right. You obliterated your competition. It wasn't even close. I was like... I think because I moved to Austin for it that I was like, I'm not going to Austin for it that like I was like I'm

not gonna waste my time if I just like I'm not gonna cheat on my diet or do anything like that are you still keeping up with your diet couldn't tell me you are I am still keeping up with my diet I have broken a little bit here at TwitchCon but I'm kind of doing that cognitively or like I'm doing that knowingly because I hadn't had any really good food and there's a lot of really good food around. Have you found good food? I have not found good food here. I keep going to the wrong spots. You're going to the green rooms and that's what you're eating. I haven't gotten any food. Honestly,

today is... Do you want to come to dinner with us? What time is it? 7.45. 7.45? Try it after this. No, no. What time is right now? I don't know. 6.30? She's like, where am I? What day is it? 6.50. I quite literally literally, I've not eaten today. Like, that's how most of my days have been. You're in the green room eating like Cheetos and Nutri-Grain bars.

I didn't eat all day yesterday. And then I went to Nobu and shut that motherfucking down. Oh, what a dream. Oh, we had such good food there. We had those Wagyu dumplings. Now she was hitting on God. I don't even remember what I ate yesterday. I don't know if I did.

Do you remember yesterday? No. She said said no. I remember the... Okay. This is a bit of a segue that I don't know if we want to go to yet, but I'll do it and then we can always circle back. Okay. So yesterday

was my fun day, supposedly, because I didn't have to start until noon, which was so exciting. I had a sponsor at AT&T from noon until three and then i had a meeting with twitch from uh 3 15 until four and then from four to six i had my meet and greet and then from 6 30 to 8 30 i had my mod dinner that ran late and then i was supposed to go to doug doug's party and then stream elements party and then the grog party um so i could just

like see everyone um yeah oh so i did have dinner i had dinner with my mods. Oh my God, so you did. Yeah, but I had a salad. Oh, okay. But why didn't you? Are you reordering? I don't know. They fucking canceled the order. I'm going to kill myself. Oh my God. That was my order too. Let's call the hotel. We're in it.

That's true. Why don't we order room service? I don't want to call them. Why don't we order room service? Because everyone's gotten bad tummies from the room service. Also the room service is ass. Rumor on the street. Wait, I've gotten breakfast two mornings in a row.

Did you throw up violently one morning? Wait, yes, I did. No, you threw up violently because he was hungover and I was doing room service. No, no, no, no. Come to think of it, I was so fucking down bad yesterday morning. I went to the bar,

and I had like maybe three vodka sprites. I had maybe half a dozen. No, no. Three vodka sprites. Cosmos. And I go to bed and I wake up in the morning like shaking and I'm like, oh my god. I'm so hungover. Just headache.

I can't take Advil because I hadn't had my Prilosec yet. It messes up your tummy. Oh my god. I'm trying to drink water because I hadn't had my Prilosec yet. And that's fucked. Yeah, it messes up your tummy. It messes up your tummy. Yeah, I know that. Oh, my God. My tummy is so... And I'm trying to drink water, but I'm nauseous. So I go to the toilet, violently throw up.

Yeah. And I'm like, oh, my God. And I'm trying to drink. My stomach is so sick. I have a headache. And I'm like, I can't take anything because my stomach is sick. Yeah. And I'm in this circle.

And I'm just slowly sipping, nursing myself. I had to call a nurse oh and they like they like came to my room and like gave me an iv oh my god iv fluids and like zofran and i was like oh my god and i then i came back to life but it was it was i was in the trenches well speaking of throwing up um we have something excited planned we just planned it today. For us. And it's because I went to the San Diego Padres game today. And I enjoyed a beer and I enjoyed a hot dog.

I had a wonderful time being anonymous for a little bit. It was excellent. I went for like two hours. It was wonderful. I'm getting you another burrito. Burrito! It's a Cali burrito. I'm doing a fucking podcast here. another burrito. Burrito. But it's a Cali burrito. Yeah.

I'm doing a fucking podcast here. I know that while I was gone, you guys degraded to absolute horse shit, but I'm a professional. I like to fucking gather for a little bit. I like that. So we can get some of our viewership back that you lost. Thank you.

We had banger episodes. I don't know what you're talking about. Trash, trash, trash, trash, trash. Anyway. You speak mean. So Hassan brought up a challenge I liked it We had banger episodes I don't know what you're talking about Anyway So Hassan brought up a challenge That happens at baseball stadiums It's called the 9 and 9 and 9

What's that? It's where you eat 9 hot dogs Drink 9 beers In 9 innings Why? And I have decided We as a family The Furan family

We're gonna do it I'll get so stressed. Nine beers. We're talking baseball. Will I die? How many beers can you drink? You don't have to win. Wait, cutie, that sounds true.

So it's a challenge. Like you have to finish your hot dog and your beer before the inning ends. So if you lose, you're just out. I can eat that many hot dogs. Yeah, the beer scares me. You can just be out like inning three. That's fine. Can you puke?

You're not supposed to. Wait, is it like do you lose if you puke? I don't think you lose if you puke? You're not supposed to. Do you lose if you puke? I don't think I can eat non-hot dogs. By the way, for the sake of the parasocial losers that have no ability to tell that I'm joking, I loved the episodes you guys did while I was gone. Thank you. You guys really held it down.

Thank you. I don't think I did either. I don't listen to our episodes. Do you ever watch our episodes back? I feel like I've heard them. I watch all of our episodes. Even when you're on them? Yeah. I watch the clips.

Oh, fuck. I don't watch any of them. Mainly to see if I have to fire Marsh. Well, the answer is always yes. Yeah. The question is, do we fire Marsh? The answer is always yes. Always.

I don't feel like it. Yeah, I don't watch it back. Really, I like to at least watch segments of it to make sure, you know, we're... Oh, okay, I do watch clips. Yeah, that you put on TikTok. Yeah, you watch the clips so you can figure out which... For the record, all of you guys put clips on TikTok.

No, I don't. Hassan, you don't even know what the fuck your login is for TikTok. Yes, I do. You don't even know what you're uploading to TikTok. Yeah, what's your password? Yeah, let me just say it real quick. What's your mother's maiden name? Ozo?

Yeah. All right, we're still live at TwitchCon. Back on the rails. It's right behind us. All of you, let's do a rose and a thorn. Highlight, lowlight. W's or L's. We changed it.

It's called W's or L's, bro. Since you've been gone, we got R. Since you've been gone, we got W hunger. Since you've been gone, cutie Cinderella is Since you've been gone, we got W. Hunger. Since you've been gone, Cutie Cinderella is now part of FaZe. No, I get it. Since you've been gone, you all became Stephen Buscemi with your skateboard pretending to be children. That's fine. No, we are cool.

Except unlike Stephen Buscemi, we are actually cool. Stephen Buscemi is very cool. He is, but not in that moment where he's portraying himself as a young guy going, How do you do, fellow kids? What happened to you? Judy, start off. I like a quick panic attack. My W was...

I've had a long weekend, everybody. My W was that I went to FaZe auditions and I made it in. I made it in. Are you FaZe now? I'm on FaZe.

That's my W. That's a W. So you're joining FaZe? Are you announcing that? Yeah. Leaked. I don't know why you're saying it in a way that I don't believe. Well, because I went to the auditions and they said, yes, you're in phase. They said, yes, you're in phase. And then I say, eh, never mind.

Because I thought it'd be funny. You're going hard. You're playing hard to get. Yeah, playing hard to get. So, like, we'll see. But in reality, what's the chance of seeing phase cutie? I don't know. I think that's all.

No, they don't have any women, bro. They don't have women. So, I don't think it's happening. They don't want women. I don't know. No, they don't have any women, bro. They don't have women, so I don't think it's happening. They don't want women. I will say I did meet the talent manager of Faze and she was the sweetest person I've ever met. I feel like you could be like the Eve of the Rough Riders, you know what I mean? Like the first woman

of Faze. I don't think it'll happen. They definitely had women before. They just fired them. Yeah, but I mean like first woman of the new generation. Yeah, it would be weird to have a 30-year-old woman as your like new, but maybe that's exactly, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, whoever guessed. That's right. You know what I'm saying?

I think they. Who knows? Who knows? I think they boned. I think they boned. I would. Wow. I mean.

You would bone Martha Stewart? I would for the story. I mean, how cool would that be? She's hot. She's hot. She fogs me. I mean. Didn't she drop a nude? Oh, no. She dropped the

sex eSports cover or something. Oh, sorry. Sports Illustrated bathing suit edition. Yeah, that shit was good. What was your L? Not bringing us cookies. We'll move on. Yeah. That was a permanent L.

My L was, honestly, last night was my L my L I had such an unlucky night. So I went to Doug Doug's, which is so, so Doug Doug and pirate software and Theo and, um, Oh, I'm sure someone else. And I can't think right now,

uh, through like a rooftop thing. Uh, and I, uh, just like a a gather get together a little a little shindig one might say i was not invited oh awkward um i went but the problem okay uh this is a weird thing to say and i i'm gonna need some nuance probably from you guys too because i'm probably lacking it um and being bad at

articulating this but i could not go to anything last night so yesterday essentially i had an at&t meet and greet and then i had my twitch con meet and greet and then i went to doug doug's thinking it was doug doug and friends but it obviously went from like doug doug and friends to and friends and friends and friends and so i show up and within the first few seconds, I'm getting, can I have a photo with you? Can I have it? El Ego. Crap. It's not El Ego.

That's not what I'm trying to do. Weak aura. I did. So I took photos, but I was just like, I was a little tired from meeting people. I just wanted to catch up with my friends. And so I do. I find Doug Doug and I talk to him.

I find Theo and I talk to them. But like, so I'm able to like talk to people. And oh, Prime again. I saw him. That was very nice. Um, but it became too much, too many people coming up to me. So I was like, okay, I'm, I'm going to go to stream elements because some more people I know are there.

You were there. Caroline was come, like said, come on over. So I get on over to stream moments. I can't even get over to where the friends are because I have like sponsors coming up to me. I have so-and-so coming up to me. So it's the same thing. And I have like sponsors coming up to me I have so-and-so coming up to me so-and-so and it's same thing and I'm like I just want to leave if it's not if it's not people that know you from shame it's it's industry it's everyone everyone always says

Hasan why don't you go out because I know this I didn't know I never experienced this before and it's very like obviously I'm not sad about I'm so happy to take pictures with people I was just a little worn out and so then people don't notice you we go to the grog party which was cold one's party for their new drink that's coming to america sure um and so i go there and it's the same freaking thing and to the point that i get really overwhelmed and i'm telling ludwig i'm saying i'm gonna go outside i'm gonna go outside and he can't hear because people are asking him for photos so finally i just yell which i definitely overreacted, but I was having like an overstimulation moment.

And so I yell at him. I said, Ludwig, I'm done. I'm going outside. But the problem is they said that in front of like fans and I'm sure they thought I was having a mental breakdown. And so I go outside. Yeah. They don't know that that's like that happens all the time.

I was just overstimulated. I was so. Yeah, that's just you. No, that was. Overstimulated. That's just you. Overstimulated. That was a nightmare and the music was very loud. Everything was loud and it was so crowded. I just wanted to see my friends so I haven't been able to see all my friends all week.

That's why I decided to go home. I hate when nightclubs are loud. No. It wasn't a nightclub. I'm not into that either. I just wanted to see people. I really wanted to hang out. It's all I really wanted to do.

Let me tell you about this California burrito I had left. He was in his room at 9.30. I was in bed by 9.30, ordered this Cali burrito, which you're going to have in a second. Hopefully this time they don't cancel. And I tucked myself in like a goddamn burrito. And I watched the losing samurai that shit was fire

see that's my L I guess and I don't think it's I totally understand and I'll be honest I was not looking forward to TwitchCon I don't think I look forward to TwitchCons anymore I was telling Caroline like when I was an anonymous streamer

TwitchCon is way more fun because you're just kind of here to feel the space but I look at Caroline, like when I was an anonymous streamer, TwitchCon is way more fun. Yeah. Because you're just kind of here to feel the space. But I look at it as like, this is not for me. Yeah. This is not for, these are for people that support me and people that love me. And so I kind of steal myself for the entire weekend. I'm like, I'm here for them.

I'm here to make these people's weekend better. Yeah. And I think because I've changed my perspective, I actually had a ton of fun. Okay. Where I was just like, I know every second of the day I belong to the world and I am just going to bring my energy there. And then I,

in my mind, I told everybody the first day I was like, I'm going to a Padres game. I'm going to go be anonymous for two hours, suck down a dog, rip two beers and then come back. I think that's my problem. I planned my two hours wrong. I thought my two hours would suck down a dog, rip two beers, and then come back? I think that's my problem. I planned my two hours wrong.

I thought my two hours would be seeing, like, I haven't, I haven't even seen, like, like, Fan Fan.

I've not seen Fan Fan, right? Like, I haven't been able to see my friends and I was really thinking I was going to be able to. And,

again, I'm so grateful that people, you gotta kick it in the lobby at night, too. That people want to see me. That's so cool.

Dog hour shit goes down. We had some great times in the alumni lobby in the back of the tables. It's not at the events that it's going to... I know. I just want to see everyone, but that was my L. I've been to every single TwitchCon except one since 2015. Wow. Every single one.

And I've experienced them as an anonymous person. Yeah. And then now... And I had this weird time where TwitchCon became unfun for me starting in 2019 when I started to have become more recognizable. And I tell you what has made it more enjoyable in the last couple is just like not, I just don't like, I let go. There's a lot of things happening and you feel the pressure to go to every single one of them because you get FOMO. I've just started to let go. Yeah. a lot of things happening and you feel the pressure to go to every single one of them because you get FOMO.

I've just started to let go. Yeah. Your schedule is fucked up. And like not feel guilty if I want it. That's like kind of self-inflicted. Yeah. Yeah. You got to say no.

I don't know how. It's empowering. But not to feel guilty. And if you want to go in it or in, have an early night and wrap yourself up in bed and have a little burrito. Yeah. I, it has become more fun for me.

And I know it sounds shitty, but just being like, oh, not worrying about what people think if you don't go to something. Yeah. Or like you say. WL. Give me your WL. W of the week. I was really proud of us, what we put together on Name Your Price. I thought that was a lot of fun.

Yay. I need to watch it back. I need to watch your VOD and your VOD. It was stressful to put it together. It was it took a while to put together. Dude, you know what's funny is Austin, you and I got pretty

fucking risque on both Name Your Price and Debate Lords. And I had, I'm not going to name them, but I had some of the higher up Twitch staff, not Dan, come up to me and be like, hey, we were next to some of our sponsors. And we felt our, you know, our buttholes clench up. But they loved it. They thought you guys were hilarious.

And I was like, dude. So for name your. Dude, for debate lords, I don't know about name your price, but for debate lords, let's just say there was a person higher than Dan Clancy. Yeah. That was there. Yeah. Where there yeah where they loved it apparently when i kept reiterating pixel pussy there was like there was like a silence that fell over the sponsor area and the person in question was like that's pretty funny and everybody was like oh my god it's funny because like we didn't even think about that at all like when when i was there i was like i just want to make this as funny as humanly

possible sure but like i wasn't even i didn't give a shit about these monsters or any exec and luckily they were apparently very entertained yeah entertained so it's kind of funny to think like someone higher than Dan Clancy is sitting in the arena watching you put on a fucking gimp suit with a goddamn ball gag. I was blindfolded for the second half of the show. Wait, why?

There's a lot you missed. There's a segment with a mystery box and in the mystery box we had to put on anything in there and it was just a gimp suit. I don't know what a gimp suit is. It's like a suit is like black leather latex Ball gag it was I was handcuffed both of us were hand Yeah, it was for it was so we had like we had markers like we were trying to hit like

Like it was for the kids. Which he kept saying. That's the only time I was like, maybe we shouldn't say for the kids while you're in fucking full gif suit. It's for the kids. Blindfolded with a ball gagging. Remember, folks, this is for the kids.

So during Name Your Price, I was told that there was a producer of some sort that was really high up at Twitch had to get up and leave his desk. He knew it was coming, but he was so nervous about how it was going to be perceived that he had to leave.

But it was a W. I really loved it. I was proud of what we put together. It was hard on stage because our... Sound was rough. That could probably be the L for... Yeah, that was the L of that particular show. My L of the week

was my fucking hangover that fucking sucked. Yeah. That really sucked. Yeah, that sounds awful. I am really a big fucking baby when I get sick. Really a baby. I can't handle it. I almost called 911. Jesus. You called 911? I'm hungover it. I almost called 911. Jesus. He called 911.

No, no. I was serious. I was like, I don't know what I can do right now. Yeah. I tried to explain to you like you just got to take it. I called him. I called Hasan. I said, Hasan, what do I do? I told him two things. One, hair of the dog. You either

just got to start drinking again. That's crazy. I've never done that. It is a pact with the devil. I couldn't. Alcohol didn't sound good. Or you just got to eat like the hardiest breakfast possible. Like, you know, carby, protein. You know what was the secret?

Breakfast potatoes. Yeah. I had three breakfast potatoes and immediately I found life. Wow. And I just kept eating them. It was great. W and L of the week. W and L, Hassan. Hit me. W I just kept eating them. It was great. W and L. WL Hassan hit me.

Um, W the week for sure was debate Lords. I was very worried about it ahead of time. Cause like, uh, you know, I've never done something like that under my name before. I have to pee.

And I was a little worried that it wasn't going to be, uh, I was a little worried that it, you know, like, what if it didn't, what if it didn't work out? Right.

Like I was, you know, I was a little nervous about that. But then in the morning when we were doing the rehearsal, as soon as we started the rehearsal and you guys started chirping, I was like, all right, what am I worried about? Like these guys are fucking with me. Like they know what the fuck they're doing.

It's not going to be a problem at all. As soon as you guys were like riffing, I was like, all right, we're good. Like we're fine. And then it did work out very well, even though your boyfriend i know almost fucked me with like the worst in the worst way possible but then my nephew saved you yeah but then okay he's my nephew as well okay you can't have ownership over jason as an exclusive auntie i am also an uncle whoa a distant uncle anyway but yeah no yeah, no. The shippers. It ended up...

This has been escalated since you've been gone. We're doing a Will They Won't Pay. Mostly because Austin really wants in it. He really wants in it. So we keep making sure to leave him out. I know, it's a little sad how bad he wants it. I think he scoured the dark corners of TikTok. He might have even paid that TikToker to make that.

Oh, did you see that one? He sent it in the group chat. I'm one of the hundred views it has. Oh, hi, everybody. Oh, hey, Austin. No, that one TikTok has, no, that has like a hundred thousand likes now. Oh, really? The one that Austin sent to us that he probably paid that one random TikTok to be like.

Oh my God. I know what you're talking about now. What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about? You literally fucking sent it to the group. He's seeding it. There's a TikTok that we can't watch because we're not at home, but there's a TikTok of a guy that thinks

that Hasan and I are secretly dating. I'm dead serious. That's fine. I know. We know because you sent it to the group and we're like, oh guys, look at this. It's crazy. Isn't this crazy? We shouldn't talk about it. No, but I just thought, oh, guys, look at this. It's crazy. Guys, isn't this crazy? We shouldn't talk about it. No, but I just thought it was funny because Hasan says there's nobody that thinks this.

Right. And it's not true. And they're wrong. Like, it's fine. If there was a will they, won't they with another man on this podcast, it would be me and Will. Probably. Don't say that to him. He's going to make it.

You're going to make more TikToks. It has 100,000 likes. Halls, I'm saying. It's TikTok,000 likes. All's I'm saying. It's TikTok, dog. They think Bigfoot's real. Yeah, true. All right, what's your thought? They think ice giants are alive.

But yeah, so that was a big W, I think, to Bait Lords overall. It was exciting to be able to do something different and unique. And you guys really carried it. So thank you so much. And thank you to the production. They were fantastic matt came up to me before the show and he's like the head of uh you know head of production uh he does all the rivals he puts them together we've known him for years we've worked with him for years he was like listen i don't get to do a lot of creative stuff like this yeah so this is a big

deal yeah he was like he's really never nervous and he was nervous yes dude and when he was like this is a big deal i was like dude you're making me shit my pants right now like when he yeah when he was like when he was like this is a big deal for blow this yeah no he didn't say it like that but he was like i'm really excited about it but it is a it is a big deal for me i was like fuck now i'm like really worried yeah and then we found out that loewe was fucking still like three hours out 30 minutes before the show god yeah i heard about this yeah so you know luckily you're apologizing can i be honest yeah i gotta be real we gotta take away his fucking moped yeah well it wasn't his moped. It was his motorcycle. And he'd take away his two wheelers. Yeah. Why is he doing that?

It's too dumb. It's stupid. It is dumb. No. I've tried. He really doesn't listen to me. I don't know what to say. He's proved that he's not responsible enough for those. We need to call him and tell him where we should have an intervention. We got to get him a vehicle with a high safety rating. Ooh. Or he's going to go the way of Fast and the Furious. You know what I mean? I don't know what to do. He doesn't listen to me.

I can't understand. Bikes are so fucking scary. Just break it. Just break it? She did. She sabotaged it and that's why he couldn't make it in time. It was my fault. I cut the cord on the battery. I was hoping he would never ride it again. I know. I did a bad job.

My hand got tired. He just doesn't listen. I don't know. As far as L of the week goes back to that, uh, I would say that my, my L of the week probably is that I did not get to interact as much as I wanted to with everybody else or attend any of the parties and,

and was very limited in my breath that yeah he's to a certain degree no it's not FOMO no not even a little bit I don't care about that um he's he's been to everything no I've I've partied my face off it's not that it's it's that I do I do want to uh you know see people that I haven't seen I do want to, you know, see people that I haven't seen. I do want to be able to hang out with them. I just knew that, like, it would not have been a, the environment that you were talking about would not be conducive to that. Like, I knew that I wouldn't be able to get those goals across and get to see people. I just, I don't really like a loud club like that.

It's too noisy. It was loud. Gay clubs are famously quiet. The gay clubs, there's like a space. No, there isn't. What are you saying? I don't know. The space is called the butthole.

They're really good lip readers. That's what it is W's and L's for you Will W and L man I'd say my W is being reunited with three of the finest creators

on the interweb coming home to a podcast that I adore and I think we do a great job on this motherfucker learned the wrong lessons, okay? He thinks, oh, yeah, I should go away for another month so they miss me. No, truly. Oh, my God.

Here we go. I get the next month off. I did not receive a nice... Austin took one. You get one. I did not receive a nice word... Hassan doesn't receive PTO. ...until I was gone.

When I was gone, all of a sudden, I get these, oh, Will, we miss you. Will, come home. Everybody, when I left, they thought I died. That makes sense. Absence makes the heart grow fond, ladies and gentlemen. No, that's the wrong lesson to learn from this. What is the lesson I should have learned?

The lesson is you should miss us and not leave ever again for that long, especially. Interesting yeah i'm gonna leave again son of a bitch uh my l my goodness i think uh my l is just i do kind of pine for a time when I could look at TwitchCon with such bright and beautiful and new eyes and experience everything natively. Like the pursuit of getting one free thing was so exciting and meeting streamers for the first time was so wonderful. And now I think there is a part of me that just feels a little jaded in that I like, I can't help but have this be a little bit old hat. I walk onto a stage and I feel nothing now. I have the hands of a surgeon.

Like someone asked me before my show is like, are you nervous? And I'm like, I really don't get nervous anymore. Oh, I get nervous every time. And that's like a weird, I don't. And that's like a weird sociopathic feeling almost. I have to drink heavily. Where I'm like in front of a crowd full of people

and like my heart rate doesn't even go up anymore. Oh, mine does. Yeah. I felt like I was having a heart attack. I kind of miss being that young, excited guy who's like, this is all so new and wild. It could go away at any point. I'm going to live forever.

And now it's like I'm just trying to do a good job and entertain people. But it's not for me anymore. It's for all the people that I want to make sure have a great time. I know what you mean. I mean, I've been there for a while. It's just like this is a thing that I do because I want to, I want to show love to my community and all the people that, that, you know, come out here and are excited. And that's why I'll always be really happy though, to make fans and attendees like smile or happy. Like that does bring a huge amount of satisfaction to me.

All right. Let's talk about something. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think this TwitchCon, because what you're describing, like it's an experience that I've had for the past couple of TwitchCons at this point.

Like I've headlined a couple of TwitchCons at this point in Europe and in America. And, you know, there's always like, there's always going to be people who are like very excited to be there. Maybe a little too overzealous. But this TwitchCon, I feel like there were a lot of people that were just there to simply troll. And it gave like a weird stink to the overall event.

I don't know why Twitch just let that happen from the start. And they banned a lot of people. They did. They kicked a lot of people out. They did. But also, it shouldn't even get to that point. You know what I mean banned a lot of people. They did. They kicked a lot of people out. They did. But also, it shouldn't even get to that point. You know what I mean? I mean, they can just buy,

they can just make a Twitch account and buy a pass. That's hard to preemptively. I guess. Or maybe there's more. The only thing they could do is like ban streaming from TwitchCon, which is so. Yeah, you can't do that. No, I know.

I just meant like it was an interesting thing that I didn't even like personally encounter. Yeah. But I feel like when you are at TwitchCon, there's supposed to be a familiar environment. Yeah. This is like Twitch is very good at creating a sense of community in the entire space. Both community that Content Creator has with their own fans, but just like Twitch as an entire space. There is like a communal aspect to this entire experience. And I feel like when there are outsiders that come in with like a specific purpose

and you always see it, like you see someone in the corner of your eye and they got that look in their eye. They got a fucking iPhone camera strapped with a GoPro stick and they're like, I'm going to fucking, ooh, I'm going to do something. And it's weird because it sullies interactions that you would have with other people. And you're there to do that. You're there to interact with other people. You're there to interact with your community.

You're there to interact with Twitch watchers in general. So then, like, I don't know. I don't know if this is the experience is universal for everyone but like i never want to feel like oh is this person a fan or are they coming here to like fuck with me yeah because like when you start thinking that and i'm fortunate enough to have like a shit ton of security so it never bothers me at. Like I don't have to think about it at all because I know nothing is going to happen. But I feel like if you don't have security and if you're like walking the floor and that's like that starts to creep in, like that feeling starts to creep in. Then you're not going to give your best interaction to a person that you're meeting, to a person that you're talking to. Did you try to walk without security no i mean no that's that that's not even a that's i can't even do that

they wouldn't let me but um i'm just saying that like it's something that i saw from afar it's something that i observed from afar more so this year than other years. Maybe you didn't see that. I don't know. I didn't see it. I heard about a lot of it. Yeah. I didn't see it up front and personally,

but most of my interactions were good ones this year. I think all of them pretty much with the exception. But obviously I also, I saw on Twitter, there was a lot of, yeah, a lot of this. You weren't the only one. I saw a pretty big tweet of somebody echoing the same thing that you said.

I did see somebody that you were mentioning early. The one time, Marsh, I decided I'm just going to walk without security out the convention because it was like two minutes. I was like, I'm just going to do it. And then there was one of the people that you mentioned like fucking pushed past us. And nothing happened, thank God, because they didn't know who the fuck I was. But, yeah.

Yeah, it's just, like, it's annoying. It's lame. Like, do your own thing, dog. Go, you know, go fuck around somewhere else. I don't understand it. Like, I don't understand why you, like, feel the need to infiltrate something like that. I echo your sentiment, Will, though. But I remember TwitchCon used to be the highlight of my year.

Yeah. It was everything to me. I loved it. And I still enjoy going to TwitchCon. But it will never be the same as it was when you first went. And you first experienced it like that. Dude, it's because you're linking up with like... You're like networking.

You know what I mean? I also got trashed in the first few Twitch cons, which was awesome. But you can't really do that now this time around either because like now you have fucking sponsors that are at the event. You know what I mean? You can't like lose your fucking mind. Everybody knows who you are. That's another aspect of that. Did you get drunk, cutie?

No. Did you want to get drunk? I didn't drink a single sip of alcohol this entire fucking day. I wanted to get drunk last night. I was like ready to have fun. I like promised a few people. They were like, cutie, you never let loose. And I was like, okay, tonight's the night.

And then I couldn't even make it to like, I couldn't, every time I tried to get in the line to the bar, like Doug Doug, someone would stop me and like talk to me about something. I was like, okay. So then I finally left. So last night when the same party you were talking about, I saw Maya and I was like Doug Doug's, someone would stop me and like talk to me about something. I was like, okay. So then I finally left. So last night when the same party you were talking about, I saw Maya and I was like, where's cutie? And she's like, she's outside with love. I was like, oh great.

And I fucking got like, I couldn't get to you. Because it took forever. Oh hey, haven't seen you. Oh my God, I got to tell you guys something that I got to come clean with. And it's about interacting with people.

He kissed me. I kissed Dan Clancy. What? It's on the paywall. It's on the paywall. I came clean with that. We're just going to move past that. Okay.

Go to the paywall if you want to hear more about that, I suppose. Yeah. So should I tell the story? I mean, I don't know. What's the story? We don't know. Well, we said on the paywall, but Will, Dan Clancy, he picked up Will, took a photo with him. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

No, no, no. Okay, tip of the paywall. They'll figure it out. Patreon.com slash fear in. So anyway, one thing, I'm like, am I getting older? What's happening? I meet people and I recognize their face and they'll go hey and I'm like good to see you and they'll they'll see it in me that I don't know who they are

and they'll be like what's my name all the time and I'll be like haha shut up. That's a good save. Shut up is the best response. So I just go, we're not doing this right now. I know you. But the thing is, they'll go on and they'll be like, what's my name? And then they'll make me

feel worse and they'll be like, we spent like two nights together at the bar drinking. We had a great time. we went on vacation to brazil yeah like i don't i'm i'm like forgetting you dated me for a year no dog it's because i'm for you so many people this is the here's the thing okay this is the uh it's gonna sound shitty to say i remember reading an article about i forget what celebrity this was was and it stuck with me a very long time ago where this guy was always like listen uh whenever i meet someone i always say oh it's great to see you yes right it's great to see you never say oh hello i'm austin you always say oh

it's great to see you why do they always say that because celebrities are known by you know and i'm not saying we are but like this hollywood guy was literally like listen i found out that throughout my career there's gonna be experiences that are more memorable for that other person when they meet you than it is for you because you're meeting 10 000 fucking people yeah they're meeting you the first time and that's like a very memorable formative experience well i would also just say like you know so they always say i don't know if that is sometimes why i forget people at cons but i think it's kind of the element of like if i've just done a meet and greet and seen a thousand faces sometimes i have like temporary

face blindness yeah especially if my friend has changed their appearance. They'll come up and say hi, and I'll be like, oh, hi. Then I'll be like, oh, my God. It just takes me that extra beat to lock in on who they are. This is what I've started doing. Randomly, I'll just

be like, we've met before, right? Don't say that. What if they say no? That's not a good save. No, but like sometimes... I'm going to be honest, I'm especially nervous. That could really backfire if you did it to like an Asian person

perchance and then they assume like, oh my God, he's racist. Well, good thing I've never done it to an Asian person. It's exclusively white people. It's great to see you. Okay, good thing I've never done it. It's exclusively white people. It's great to see you. Okay, so you know who, you know I learned that? Because I also do great to see you, but it still doesn't work

because I'll still be like, great to see you. Where did you see me last? I'm like, why am I quizzing you, dog? This should never happen to me. Multiple different fucking times. Because I also have extensive conversations with them. Is this a gay man thing? I don't know.

It's been a few gay men. So maybe you were a little bit more familiar with that. This gay guy came up to me and he was like, where did you see me last? And I was like, last night. And I was like, no, we didn't. No, no.

You were inside me no no no no not like that not like that no no not like that but like i'm really do you know look wasn't like that it was just we ran into each other at the bar um you know and this other gay guy like came up to me. He's like, you're going to remember my fucking name. What? And his name was Tommy. Hey, Tommy.

And I remember Tommy. You remember his name? I remember his name. But so badly that I called Sin his dad. I introduced him to you as Tommy. Oh. Because that guy's name was in my head. Wow.

He's wanting you. You know what celebrity taught me this by doing it? And it like came back to me later. Chuck Norris. When I met Chuck Norris. He's back. He's back. He's back with the Chuck Norris.

Did you meet him in an airport? No. You don't remember the Chuck Norris? He's playing his hand. So I was at a wedding at his house. And I shake his hand and I say remember Chuck Norris? No, he's playing his hand. So I was at a wedding at his house. Okay. And I shake his hand and I say, Chuck Norris, thank you so much. For your service. I think for his service because he's adjacent.

He was in Delta Force. Yeah. He was a Texas Ranger. And he says, great to see you. And then forever, I just told everybody, I was like, man, I met Chuck in Las Vegas because I had met him before in Las Vegas. And I said, he said that same thing to me.

He remembered me from Las Vegas. Chuck Norris is your most random celebrity dropping that you place in conversations. Did we ever get Chuck's water? Yeah, where's his water? Where's his water? Sea Force. Wait, what was the fucking,

what was the bet? We had a bet. We were going to drink a bunch of Sea Force and see if we got sick. No, no. It was like, if he couldn't get us, if he couldn't secure us a Sea Force sponsorship,

there was some bet that we had. Yeah. I forgot about this. Crap. Yeah. We just got such bad ADHD. So one of the comments, remind us what the fucking bet was

because his ass never. You were supposed to get a C for it. I was supposed to call him. I don't think he knows me. This might be a big dollar bet. You might have just fucked up by bringing up Chuck Norris. No, hold on. Now you reminded us, Tommy.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. I also met Mike Tyson once. Anyway. We know. It was on camera. Oh, that's right. Anyway, sorry. Tell us about your dress today.

My dress is inspired by Barbie. I matched my cookie truck. That's so... It was dope. Thank you. It was very cute. My fits have been good this week. I put a lot of effort into it.

Yep. And you're not wet. I took a lot of pictures and I'm not wet. You're not wet at all. I woke up early every single day and got my hair done. We thought you would be wet. Did you have somebody do your hair? That's awesome. And my makeup every day. That's so cool. I hear your hair

and makeup was very affordable. It was not. No, I know. It's very expensive. Are you allowed to tell us? It's expensive, but I mean, she's good. I won't say the price. I don't want to blow up Tally's spot. No, that's okay. But she's good. That makes sense.

She's good. That's a cool thing. Is there any, like, I don't do makeup, but what can I do in the morning with somebody? You could do hair and makeup. Oh, I guess you could. I don't want makeup, though. I mean, you could do...

Could I just hire somebody to do my skincare? She could get rid of oil and stuff like that. Like, she could matte powder. Because you always hate when you get shiny. Hi, can to do my skincare? She could get rid of oil and stuff like that. She could matte powder. Because you always hate when you get shiny. Hi, can you wash my face? Maybe a little bath. Yeah, I mean, you could also do a bath. What?

Bro, what are you? What are you, Nero? What the fuck are you talking about? I need like a Greek boy. I know you do hair and makeup, but I would like to get into a bath and have you feed me grapes and wash my pecs. What the fuck? Don't worry, I'm gay. You could have a stylist.

You don't need to feel threatened. A stylist, that'd be cool. That could help. Why are these foreign concepts to you? I just have never done this. Pharaoh bath. I don't even need this. I just like a little luxury. I'm going to grab the food.

I mean, we're done, aren't we? Okay. Just stick around. But my burrito... If my food gets fucking stolen... I learned all of this from... It's funny. My first Twitch con ever is 2019 i think and i remember i went to it and there was this big like hummer limo or something that pulled up and it had

pokey main space all over it and pokey got out and she was like the queen of twitch right and she gets out and people are like i know for sure yeah she dude she was just walking with caroline today and they had to like part ways because she would like the line she would form every two seconds was literally like Beyonce. Yeah. And so none of us have any grounds to complain at all until we're Pokemon. Yeah, that's how I feel. That woman is a queen and she signs and talks until the cows come home. She like flew in from Italy for just a day.

Yeah. And so she's like, you know, that was the first one I witnessed and she always looks so cute and everything like that. And then like, I want to say like two years later, or maybe it was the next year or something, I saw Valkyrae do the same thing. She's just like, her outfits were gorgeous and she just looked amazing.

And so I learned from the queens themselves and I was like, okay, I'm just going to pick out all the outfits. Well, actually Taylor picked out my outfits. Your outfit is amazing. Taylor's my stylist. And I was like okay. I'm just going to pick out all the outfits. I'm going to. Well actually Taylor picked out my outfits. Your outfit is amazing. Taylor is my stylist. It's fabulous. And then I actually did.

I split hair and makeup with Ray. So I had Ray's hair and makeup person. And I was able to be fabulous all weekend. And so I'm learning from the best. Nice. Learning from the best. Well you look great. Obviously there's ways to look fabulous without doing all that,

but I don't have that skill set in my agenda. Did they bathe you? Unfortunately not. Austin, you're out. It's not going to happen. I didn't ask. Maybe I'm sure there's somebody that would do it. Right?

You could just go on Grindr for that, I'm sure. I've never been washed. Looking for bath boy. Dude, what do you mean? Very few people have. No, that's not true. Go to a Turkish bathhouse. No, they just beat the shit out of your spruces.

Yeah, but- Wait, what? Okay, I went to a Turkish bathhouse in Turkey. Yeah. Like a bunch of the people that was there was like, this could be great. We're sitting in this like sweat lodge. We're all nude. And a large Turkish man comes out and he's's got, like, what, spruce switches?

And I was like, oh, what treatment is this? What am I about to? And he just starts beating the dog shit out of me. And I was like, ah, ah. Wait, what is that? Is he supposed to look dead skin? He's, like, very relaxing. Oh, dead skin.

Very exfoliating. Yeah. He'll fucking, he'll take a, they have like this like pillow looking thing, but it's like kind of, it's not soft. I just saw a bunch. I thought this was going to be nice. I just saw a bunch of old Turkish dick and got the shit kicked out of me. That's crazy.

It's traumatizing. It's like, it's like a very homoerotic experience that somehow is not even remotely good. I haven't been, I've never really been into getting hurt like that. By a very fat, very hairy Turkish man. I get it. You know,

we have anxiety. When the relief of anxiety, maybe it's like that. You know how good you feel afterwards? Maybe it's like you feel threatened and your fight or flight hits. Then the relief afterward is like, oh my God,

I'm all done. I'll beat the fucking shit out of you. You'd be terrified. I would not want that. I would not want that. Eat my cigarette butt worm. Yeah, no,

it's, yeah, I'd love to be bathed. I think I'm going to do that. Wow. I'm going to, I'm going to start a service. Austin's show is so funny

because he will speak on a topic, but it's Austin's version. We were talking about hair and makeup, and he's like, I'd like to be... Well, because I just thought hair and makeup wouldn't be my thing. Right. But being bathed would be...

I was just thinking, who could I hire? Getting washed. That's not even a thing like why are you thinking I don't know hair and makeup wasn't a thing before

before like it's been a thing for a very long time I'm not saying you invented it but like somebody had to start it somewhere like yeah

I'm pretty sure it was like a mess of years ago like it probably happened I think Cleopatra got her makeup done I know but it happened a lot but somebody had to start it maybe'm going to start a new bathing trend.

No, they already had it. That's why we made fun of you. We were like, do you want a great boy? Do you want to come and feed you grapes? Yeah, but Romans didn't. It was gay. Cutie's like, I got my hair and makeup done. We will hire people to bathe us. Okay. What do you think?

Ladies and gentlemen, let me just say what an unbelievable pleasure it is to be back with these three very talented human beings and Marsh, another very talented human being. I missed y'all. I hope you were proud of me down in Austin. Really gave it my all. Like three streams every single

day and I won the bodybuilding competition. It was fucking hot. Ladies and gentlemen, we will be back next week. Maybe Cutie's taking PTO, but if not, we'll see how. If I have a mental breakdown. I think we should set some kind of goal for the 9-9-9.

Nine beers. How about like a Patreon goal? Nine glizzies in nine innings for the Dodgers playoff game. If we hit 20,000, we will do the nine in nine. But Sean will pay for a box. All right, he doesn't let me listen, so yeah.

No. All right, everybody. Until next week. Take care, everybody. Thanks again. Bye. Live from TwitchCon San Diego. Goodbye.

Adios. Marsh, do you know any good Mexican restaurants? I think, excuse me. Excuse me. Is it on Uber? While talking over him, crazy. Look at him. Look at him.

He doesn't even care. The moment a woman enters the room, he loses interest. I know. Yeah. What about El Cameroon? My interest perks up because I love a woman, and I love this woman. I think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Bro, you literally said you love women for the wrong reasons. No, no. I love a woman. And I love this woman. I think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Bro, you literally said you love women for the wrong reasons. No, no. I said I love presidential candidates. You know he's a tit man? Isn't that crazy? He's become a titty boy. Look. What do you think of mine? I love your breasts.

Yeah? You've got beautiful breasts. Thank you. I've always thought this. Yeah? Yes. Why have you never told me this? I've always told you. Well, never told me this I've always told you

Well you always tell me I'm pretty But you've never complimented my breasts I apologize They're not on display right now You don't flaunt them You don't let the puppies breathe Maybe I should You should let them out to play

Let the dogs out Let the dogs out You know. Will shows Will shows so much ass and abs and he does off his body. You should get your tits out. Okay. I think you should look. Okay. I'm going to be my

new thing. Yeah. Let's do progressive leftist political commentary with your tits out. You may that may swing voters we might but some undecided no longer undecided voters two things that made him sad yeah speak like i don't understand like where these republicans get this idea that like people women on the left aren't hot you