Fear& - What Really Happened To Faze Clan Ft. Jasontheween | Fear&

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

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Can you give us any juicy tidbits or we can, we can end the conversation. But if there's anything that you just want to set straight? What you want to set straight? What's one thing Faze didn't get to do that you wish you could have done before I die? Just some petty drama that won't get you sued. Do you think they're going to try and sign new people to replace y'all? Ladies and gentlemen, happy new year and welcome to another year with the Fear and Podcast.

Yes, the episode of the year. Asan Piker, Wilnapp, Austin's show, and our special guest, Jason the wean. I'm back, man. Happy new year, my friend. Yes, good to have you back. First episode of the year. You didn't even know it was the first episode of the year until you got here.

That's right. No, we had a couple of episodes. So, I mean, it's only, he didn't even know it's the new year. He didn't even know. No, he's just been locked in. I've been losing track of time. Yeah, no, it's that. I've been on break.

Yeah, it's that weird part of the year. You know what I mean? Between Christmas and New Year's, you don't know what day it is. I can't, look, look, this is going to be very, like, oh, I'm an influencer, so I don't have a real job of me. But I kind of hate this holiday period. Really? I really do, because every, like, time is at a standstill. There's no good content coming out.

Like, all of my, all of my new. The president of Venezuela just got kidnapped. Yeah. Okay, no, but that's news. That's different. Like, I just, that was content. I meant, like, TV shows. It's not content to me.

Season finale of Pluribus. Yeah, I watched it. Series finale of, what's it? He did rivalry. He did rivalry. You seen Heated rivalry? No, I don't know. Okay.

The end of the football season. Nope. You do know what that is. You don't know what he did. He doesn't fuck with gay shit, bro. Remember. You fuck with gay shit. Like, not like that.

You're not gay shit. You're not gay. but like you fuck with gay. I fuck with it. Like a straight way. You fuck with it. I fuck with gay shit in the shit way. Yeah.

The idea of dapping up gay shit. Yeah. No, I had a heated rivalry moment and not like in a gay way. I was, uh, okay. I was sitting on the couch and I was like, we start talking about heated rivalry in the family.

Who's we? And it's just my mom, my dad, my brother. And my mom has no idea what it is. And my dad starts explaining what it is. And I was like, In Turkish?

Yeah. What does that sound like? Just start going to be a fly. Go ahead. Two tonne homosexual. Homosexual. Bita on to Canada. Bita's a Russian.

Is that a joke I don't know about? No, no, no. We'll explain he to rivalry in a second. So then I was like, all right, let's watch it. So I turn it on, like, probably three frames in my dad goes, okay, enough. Okay, this is the thing. They didn't even do anything gay yet. Well, let's bring Jason.

He did rival. is a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a homoerotic hockey movie where two players from opposite countries, a Canadian team and a Russian team, they, they're like rivals, but then they have this love affair and it's a gay love affair. Yeah. And they're, and the movie is, you know, it's interesting to me. It's a TV show. Because so many sports. Yes. Are gay. Hockey, though. Famously not gay. Yes. But kind of. Famously. Famously. straight sport. It's one we wish was gay. Right. Well, and it turns out

it was a banger because everyone can't stop talking about it, especially in my audience they're always like, have you watched he did rival yet, or are you still homophobic? And I'm like, I'm homophobic, please, I haven't watched yet. So this, Jason, this thing is taking the internet by storming. Clearly, you're not on that side of the internet.

No. Because I thought the whole world is I'm not, I'm not to tune in. Yeah, he's not tapped in on the gunk side of the internet, gay unk. This is gay unk stuff? Yes, 100%. Can I be honest? Yeah. This is my heated rivalry hot take. I may get some flak for this, but the Russian accent's a turn off.

Wow. Really? I just, I can't do it. Isn't the Russian, the top, though? Yeah. Oh. You'd never. Oh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Jason.

I'm sorry, we're corrupting this. No, and also, also, you know what it is? It's because he's so patriotic. Oh. That's what it is. He's like, oh, I would never find a Russian hot. You would never crack U.S.S.R. I'll be honest.

Have you ever fucked a. The Russian bottom? There's a lot of gays things going on right now. He's not a fucking Quaker. He knows the shit. I know. Have you fucked the Russian bottom? No, not yet.

Wow. A Ukrainian one, though. Okay. Okay. Wait. That's the side of the war. Is it the Ukrainian bottom that I know? No, no, no, not that one.

Oh, because I slapped his ass. Yeah, you did. I did. Sorry, I smacked his ass. What exactly is going on right? Is this how y'all start your podcast now? We went to the gay pride. parade like two years ago I think and he was standing in front of there was a ukrainian guy who's like

a content creator he's like an influence he's a gay influencer and um he was asking questions and he thought i'd get uncomfortable with like gay stuff and i was just not uncomfortable with it at all and then i just smacked the shit out of his ass yeah oh to really drive the point yeah nice yeah so anyway this show that what the fuck were you doing watching it with your father i didn't realize it's going to be like that gay, you know? And then I saw snippets of it. I saw snippets of it. There's like dudes blowing each other.

Yeah. That's the whole show. But that's also. Yeah. It'd be pretty funny to see that, like, see my dad's reaction to it. You gotta, you gotta go see it. Okay. Watch it with you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I'll watch you with my dad. Yeah. Your dad is like, he's fresh off the boat, right? No, he's pretty, uh, like if I was gay, he'd disown me type of thing. Yeah, yeah. So he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, He's first-gen, right?

Like, he immigrated to America, or was he second-gen? Good thing you're not gay. Damn. So my dad is in a similar boat where, like, he didn't even get his American citizenship on purpose until, like, you know, the second Trump administration was coming around. And he was like, okay, I won't be able to travel to this country if I don't get this fucking thing done. But, like, he refuses to speak English, even though he got, he got his dissertation, he got his Ph.D. from London School of Economics. Homosexual.

Yeah. So, like, he's that. He's that type of guy. He's, like, pretty open-minded. It's very open-minded for, like, a 65-year-old Turkish man. But, like, he thinks that me painting my nails was the gayest thing that I've, like, ever done. And he actually had this, like, heart-to-heart with me where he called me up one day. And he's like, son, you know, like, you can tell me, right?

Like, if there's... Do you have a similar thing with your dad is what I... No, I came home with blonde hair and earrings, though. And he was like, we need to be. to talk. Oh. Oh, shit. Did he think you were gay?

Yeah. No, wait, no. He didn't think I was gay, but he was like, you know, you're doing a lot of gay things. Is everything okay? I'm like, now, I'm not gay. I just, I just came to L.A. What is, okay, so interesting transition. You just did Diamond Gym, right?

Is the name of it? I did. Yeah, Diamond Gym, New Jersey. I just flew back. My whole body is sore. My joints hurt. So I have a, I have a take. I'm all for a lot of, I like to blow down.

I like to go to. I like a lot of grab ass. I like a lot of, you know, locker room talk. Yeah, lock a room. Lack room talk. I think Diamond Gym's a little gay. Oh, my God. What is gayer than being dominated by other men?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you explain what Diamond Gym rules? Okay, yeah. For those of you who don't understand, Diamond Gym is a gym that's the famously the most dangerous gym, where they basically work you out to the point where you can no longer work out, and they bully you to get you to work out more, which to me, little gay.

I don't think that's... I think Will is just saying this. Like, they have the before and after pictures of you, like a casting couch. Like, you go in, big smile, you come out, like, ripped shirt, I think it's just... Sweaty, loads on the face. The loads on the face, Will. I don't know if we did all that, but we were just like, I think it's just men's, men, strong men, trying to be in boys. Yeah, boys, being boys.

That does sound kind of cake. I don't know. I want to make two points. We're just working out. Number one, working out is the gayest activity that you can do. That's number one. And if anyone actually contest that, they're wrong. We don't have like a gay guy to ask this question to in this.

I wish we did. In the group right now. I'm never, Jay you have to understand. I'm not gay enough for them. Yeah. You're like a straight gay. That's it. Yes.

You're getting. The more you work out, the gear you become 100%. You know how like people say like, oh, they're turning the children gay by watching television. No, is at the gym. have a gym, you own a gym, you are actually turning everybody gay no matter what age

range they're in, because the more you work out, the gayer you become, especially after a certain point you're working out specifically to make other men look at you and think you're attractive. Do we agree with this? Do you agree with that part? Yeah, I think straight men are objectively more gay than gay men. Yeah. So, that's

number one. Also, there's like all the evidence like women over and over and over again are like, there's a threshold. Please don't get more jack than this. Like, Canute, right? I'm going to do it. Like, Canute is not, Canute is a bodybuilder. And maybe Gabe can point to him over here somewhere.

But, like, Canute is very appealing in his physique for someone like myself or someone who, like, understands the amount of work that is necessary to put, to make your body look like that. Canute is not, like, going to be immediately appealing to every single woman. There's, like, a universal attractiveness. And once you go beyond it, you're kind of like an object of, uh, like, a, like, an object of of fascination, right? Yes.

He's, he is, this is the concept known as miring. We mire Canute because we admire his, his physique. His physique is not like universally appealing for all women. Again, gay. That's my point.

Okay, so what was your experience like then? Treacherous. Treacherous. Yeah. What do they do to you? Uh-huh. Listen. I put such a weird,

like focus on this conversation. Yeah, it's a lot, like, I feel like the first like 20 minutes about the podcast has been a lot of gay things, which is okay. We can move on. No, no, no, I support it. No, this is the podcast. We're going to do another two hours. I went in and they made me do

like, for the warm-up, like 200 tricep extensions. Damn, and then after every says, 35 push-ups. Holy fuck. And if you put your knee on the ground is 20 more push-ups. Damn. Yeah. And they beat the shit.

They just beat the shit. shit out of you. To be honest, I'm so into that. I feel like that'd be so much fun. That's how it was so fun. I'll be honest. That's how it works out normally, which is why I'm shocked. I was doing corner reps at the end. Yeah, you be honest. Do they yell at you? Yeah, they did yell at me. Um, I have one, uh, one, one kid like punched me because I, I put the bar down. Punched you. I'm gonna be honest. They need to open that gym in West Hollywood. Yeah. That I'm telling you. Jason, I'm telling you, I'm not saying you're gay. I'm not saying anybody that does that is gay.

I feel bad because that gym needs to just, and we'll rename it. I feel bad because I know. And people will just beat the, no, no, no, I feel bad because I feel like Diamond Jim is going to watch this and be upset.

But I think it's awesome. I just think it's, you know. Oh, they're going to be pissed at me for them? No, I feel like they probably don't want to be known as the gym.

But, I admire what they're doing. It's cool. Yeah, no, I'm Hattie. Yeah, I forgot to mention that. That's how Will works out. Sorry, cut you off. But that is literally how...

That's how Will works out all the time. I threw up 350 plus for the first time on squat since I ripped my knee apart recently. And it felt so good. I was benching 250 today. Like, it was a fucking toothpick. I feel real staunch. Oh, what's that smell like, Will?

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dot C-O-C-O-C-O-M and code fear. Please support us by using our code and smell delicious like Austin's show. Faze clan, let's talk about it. You were phasing up, new generation, blew up, had a great time, and then all of a sudden, in the midst of Faze X-Mus, in Big Bear. Big Bear is where everything goes to sit. On Christmas Day. Big Bear, out of nowhere.

On Christmas Day, man. The phase stream stopped, except for Silky. Uh-huh. Which was surprising. Everyone was wondering what the fuck was going on there. But in any case, you guys come back. There's suspicion. There's things going on.

People are going crazy. I was monitoring the comms. Let me tell you, those boys were going crazy. They were like, where the fuck is Jason? I'm losing my mind. People were getting parisocial. Drip-feeding information. All of a sudden, you guys say,

you're done with phase one after another one hour in between each other's announcements a little dramatic like a little fucking k-pop band you guys plan it that way yeah actually not cool talk to us about what happened go um you know there is a lot of things i can't speak about and we will not force you to do that some things i don't even know i i i don't know what i can't and can't okay to be honest um but i could say we'll send you a cut afterward and no Oh yeah We can't Never mind

Just be careful Motherfucker Keep that part This is wrong Hey listen All right Faves is a great part of my career

Right A great great statement Helped me Meet a lot of cool people Including my closest friends Like Everybody that lives At the current house right now

And And Yeah Yeah, a great part of my career, but, you know, things just didn't work out. Understood. I know y'all want the juicy part, but I feel like I can't really talk. No, no, no, no, it's okay. I'll say this.

Could you guys wait? Like, was it, were you like, maybe we should wait until after Christmas or at any moment? Because he was very disappointed. He was watching. Honestly. No, because I was kind of like, damn, on Christmas Day. You were watching Face Miss? Yeah.

Oh, shit. I was like, damn. He's fucking lying to you. He was not watching. He was lying. piece of shit. No, I'm not fucking lying. He don't know me.

Okay, what happened the first day? Are you fucking kidding me? Let me tell you what happened the first day. Mm-hmm. Well, it all started with all of y'all on camera. Yeah. Okay? Yeah.

And you put up a Christmas tree. No. Well, I missed the fucking first day, all right, Jason? What happened on the second day? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I was busy during a hot... You have to understand.

I was in China. I was in China. You just lied to me. No, I didn't. So you were being a performative. Yeah, but you were too. I was. You were, you were,

We're even now. We're even now. We're even. Okay, you have to understand. I can't see the screen. I can eat glasses. Yeah, yeah. It's difficult sometimes.

I'm going to talk about the next steps. Because you guys obviously have a very good team. You have a very good group. And what I talked about in the process while this was happening when a lot of people were confused, my suspicion was that there's probably like a contract issue. But that the streamers themselves, the talent is at the end of the day, what makes the organization and the organization does not make the talent and i feel like in this industry some people understand that some people don't understand that and since you already have a good

group of people um as far as like the next steps goes because i know ron's been talking to some people on camera about this stuff one of the things i found out was that the sidemen actually have a cooperative arrangement where they do equal say equal pay and for those of you don't know everyone here in this podcast knows obviously but fear and has a similar structure we have the same structure I've been negotiating for a higher rate for a while you will never get it because it's equal everything is cut equally I've been trying to take his

percentage yeah and I think that that's really good for longevity in general doesn't cause like a bunch of arguments no it's really good for I mean I've been trying to I've been stealing his money for have you all had like bad arguments no it never about money no because we all own an equal piece of this

yeah well there are moments where like I sold mine to a hedge Like, you will, like, I don't know. Who's the scammer in your group? Because there's got to be one scammer. Like, camera is like... There's going to be someone who is... Goes to China and negotiates the nicest room for themselves

and charges it to the rest of the group. You know, stuff like that. Stuff like that. Just hypothetical. In my defense, I made all the content. No, no, I was just saying hypothetical. We were just given a hypothetical. Why are you being...

I made content for that. I was doing... It's weird that he's owning it. Yeah, they were just... I mean, Jason, it was a nice room. It was barely nicer than ours, but we ended up paying. Yeah, who's the scammer in the group? I think there's a scammer in a group.

I think there's older people in the group, like Adapting Silky. If we were to get a bigger house, they would obviously want the bigger rooms. Otherwise, they wouldn't stay. Which makes sense, though. They want their own private area. Do you think you guys will join back up? get the band back together I think

as for right now we'll just do constant together but like creating another group no idea do you guys do you enjoy living with other people or would you prefer to live on your own

this is a bad time to ask him that question I like living with other people because he's newly in a relationship no but that's different no but hold on they're not at this stage of relationship where y'all are moving in together anyway so that's like Socorah, if you're listening right now,

I bless it. Now she won't bother you. I just gave him the gay blessing. I like living with people, though. I've never lived alone, to be honest. Okay, you like living with people? Okay. I don't.

I hate it. What is that spicy bullshit? I told you. Those are peppercorn, so it has like a molly. And it's got to take it on. Would you ever make like an Azef? Like a reverse phase? A new org?

As of right now, I have no idea. All right, talk some shit. Who's the most likely to fall off now that you guys have broken out? Who's cooked? Who's sweating? No one. All my boys will do fine on their own.

What about you? Who do you think? If we broke up? Yeah. That's ridiculous. I don't like that. You liked it and then you didn't. I like the penis.

What the fuck? What is that? You actually have the peppercorns, I think. That's why. Okay. Can you give us any juicy tidbits? or we can end the conversation, but if there's anything that you just want to set straight. What you want to set straight?

What's one thing Faze didn't get to do that you wish you could have done before I die? Just some petty drama that won't get you sued. Do you think they're going to try and sign new people to replace y'all? No, I think they're retired the entertainment side of things and they're just focusing on e-sports. Nice, wow. You don't have to say anything. Let's just kind of give us something. Let me see.

I'm just kidding. I think I like a notes Oh you had notes You thought you were going to get grilled on this No it was just like For that first stream bag Okay okay I definitely deleted the notes

Okay But you don't have to do that But I'll say that You know On the group side of things with phase Yeah All the guys It was perfect

We were super motivated We all were aligned on being The best content creators And the best streamers but sometimes on the business side of things we just never aligned which caused us to separate we'll end it with this

what's your favorite phase memory looking back that's a good question Subbathon Subathon, first Sub-a-thon was very great first time I hit 100K had that whole ETA thing

that was a great moment but I think my favorite moment was literally when we were all just doing like 10 hour streams in that first house literally fucking around and going to In-N-Out and just playing basketball and fucking around literally we had we guys have that ass IRL set up

yeah with the Android I couldn't believe it. Mars, remember? When we went to play basketball with them and they had the fucking phone cameras, I was like, this is ass. Isn't that funny, though, that, like, of all the massive moments,

all the giant things you guys accomplished, it's just fucking around with your friends that'll stick with you the longest. Yeah. That's how I kind of feel about our career, too. It's like, it's the quiet, dumb things that we shared that I would miss the most. I miss when everybody used to go to TwitchCon.

I still like TwitchCon. Yeah, I know, but like our, back in the day, like, we used to go to every, Everybody was going to every convention. Pax East, Pax West, Pax South. Everybody would go to everything. Back when you were a watcher,

and not a Twitcher, if you recall, we were all very good friends with one another. Like, actually, all these shimmers that fucking hate each other's guts now, we all used to collaborate. Everyone used to collaborate all time. Oh, I know. Everybody had a good time together. Now it's like, yeah.

And then fucking Gamba ruined that shit. Yep. Drop the grenade in between all that. Well, Jason, look, I mean, it's, uh, you're gonna be fine. I think Calabba is one of the best things you can do as a contact curator, so it's kind of messed up that.

Yeah, I know. I think it's fucked up. I agree. Well, Jason, thank you for your honesty on the matter. I've been on my Chud arc in New York. What's a Chud? Chad is just like, don't work out. I don't care about anything.

That's not what that is at all. I can't believe the fucking zoomers have reappropriated. That's how you say Chud? That's what Chud means now? Chud is like, um, like, uh... What the, fuck? Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a Lacey. Okay. Well, yeah, Lacey would be a chud, but in a different way. Yeah, because he's right

wing. So chud originally, no, Chud was like a right winger. Yeah. So Chud originally comes from and it's my boys that actually literally put it in the lexicon initially. It's from, um, it's from an old like 90s, uh, famous, uh, uh, will, know the fucking, uh, reference. It's like, what's the guy with the, it's a black hair guy and then there's a blonde guy with a long hair. They're comic book nerds. like they run a comic book shop or something? Comic book nerds, they run a... Are you about Jay and Silent Bob?

Yeah, Jay and Silent Bob. So I think it's originally from Jay and Silent Bob, but my buddies at Chopo Trap House basically started saying right-wingers were Chuds and then it got into Mass Lexicon as like a right-winger. So in my generation, when someone says, Chud, we think like a hog or I like to say hog. So it's like the same thing.

No, but he's saying Shlubby. No, Chud is like, you eat whatever the fuck you want. Nice. Don't care about anything. Nice. Jobless, unemployed. Wow. Yeah.

Like a neat. What? Neat. Oh, yeah. N-E-E-T. I don't know that one. That's a new one to me. Yeah.

I'm going to start using that. Neat is an old one, but you can bring it for it if you want. I'm going to start using that. I'll give you that new one. Yeah. You can use it as a new thing now. Isn't that crazy? Everything all becomes new again.

Look at that. You're a neat. Dude, you sound so old. I know. You sound so old. It's crazy because like... It's my day we use words. I got a question for you.

I'm the most tapped in. Legitimately. I need to know. Yeah. Okay. We old do you? Yes. Yes.

There's a lot of old conversations that already, we already had. I'm just sitting here in silence. I don't know how to... I don't know how to... I don't know how to give my own input. What would you... What would you do? in a, like, if we were 20, what would we be talking about?

I don't know. Type shit. That was the oldest. You've appeared so far. Wait, who's the youngest here? Youngest. Oh, shit. I'm the youngest.

Media. Yes. Yes. You're not the oldest. It was between yotsam. Clock me is the, you hear that? You hear that? He's the youngest.

You look the youngest. Thank you. What's it? I don't want or need to come across. is young anymore because I'm rich oh see that's that's

that's what the I feel like that's exactly what like 20 year old podcast it sound like to me when I see it like on clips they're like

yeah bro look at my fucking automars dude I got here by grinding yeah that's like that's how I feel

how do we do we're so y'all y'all got like old head jokes yeah a lot of old head jokes

oh my head jokes brother you don't have enjoy this It's great to observe. I'm learning a lot. You have to own it. If you get insecure about your age,

they're going to be like, I'm not insecure about my age. I can't wait until I'm 35. I'm not insecure about my age at all. I love my age. You are very convincing. What's your favorite thing about being old? You know what?

Jason, I'll tell you what is cool about being old. How old are you? 32. When you get into you, yes. I said, holy fuck. You know what? Jason, I tell you what, when you get to be my age. Oh, God.

You're really digging it. When you get to be my age. You wake up in the morning, and the best part of the day is just enjoying a nice cup of coffee. You know, you know what I do nowadays in the winter? I just, like, it's the Christmas season, you know, the holiday season, I get, I go, and I just go and I drive in my favorite coffee shop. I know the barista. He doesn't speak from us. I get, I get a cup of coffee, and I take the long way.

Bro, bro, he's not, he's not normal. And I listen to Frank Sinatra, and I drink a cup of coffee. A life, Frank Sinatra. You like Frank Sinatra? Okay, listen, listen, Austin has lived his life like an 85-year-old retiree since he was like your age, okay? So many, many decades ago when he was your age, he was still doing that same shit. Like, when he was in college, he worked at a retirement home, like literally. I did.

He worked at a retirement home, and he was viving out with the fucking old guys. He listens to old guy music. And he would just like, end college, go to the Applebee's by himself. and order a margarita and just sit there not even mario milkshake that's what you were doing my age yeah bro and 21 years old all my friends were partying and sitting at applebees see you know i was kind of a i was kind of what your generation calls a loser hmm i think every generation called what do you all call what do you call what do you call losers in your generation chuds chill that was a chud or loser still loser

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Hold on. Well, I am starting in 2026 in a relationship. Hey. You're in a relationship? Yeah. What's that like? New love. New love.

It's great. I went to New York with Sakura. Oh. Things are great. I had a good time. had like VIP spots to watch the ball drop. That's fucking badass.

Can I say something? Having new love at 21 and being rich? Like how fucking cool is that, man? It's pretty cool. Like you're 21. I have 21. Love is at his peak.

You know what I mean? And like you're just fucking rich as fuck. You're like VIP at 21? It was pretty cool experience. At 21. Anyway, go ahead. I'm just, I'm admiring. I admire that.

Thank you. Yeah, that's great. You know, I'm very blessed. I'm very blessed. Private chauffeur? Ready? No, no, no, no. No, no.

No, no. No, you should get on that. You're in a relationship. You did not listen to a single piece of advice I gave you. Nope. At any point. I was trying to help you out. You're like, now, you were like, yeah, no, this seems like a good idea.

I'm going to do the exact opposite. Wait, what advice is you good for? Yeah, what did you give me? I was just like, don't reveal that you're in a relationship. I wasn't trying to. And then she leaked it. Yeah. So I was like, you know what?

Just got to go public. I had a guy like that. I have a guy like that. Oh. And he was, I was like, I don't want to be public with this. And then he started streaming. With this. In my house.

Oh, yeah. You know? Happens. No, I'm kidding. We're very happy and we're very popular. You're 33. 32? Dude, man, fuck.

Give me a break. I'm 32. I don't lie about my age anymore. I used to lie about my age. Yeah, might as well be 34 at this. You got a nice relation. Trip in the world, fantastic. I've been on break just thinking about what I want to accomplish,

2026. All right, what do you want to accomplish? I've been meeting with my team about just streaming ideas. And actually, I was thinking about just things streamers haven't done yet. All right. And I'm planning on doing seven days stranded on like an island. That's fucking badass. No Epstein.

Okay. Well, thank you for clarifying. No little St. James. No. Thank you for clarifying. It probably is very. It's very affordable if you think about, like, because probably no one is renting that island out. Actually, it's pretty expensive.

Oh, you looked at it? I've been looking. What? You can rent out the headside off the box? You're like, no, Epstein, unless the price is right. It was pretty expensive. How much? I don't know, to be honest, but my team said it was expensive.

Okay, okay. Oh, so you actually, okay, that's crazy. I didn't even know you could rent it out. Marsh, look it up. No, I was looking. Look up. much to rent ebstein island i've been looking at islands for a couple of us now can i make a suggestion for an island i have an island i know an island i know two islands okay okay look up marsh uh there is a

old defunct military lighthouse and i think like wales that is for sale oh yes we looked it up on the stream no bro or on the wait i think it'll blow your fucking mind and it's only like a hundred thousand bucks i'm not gonna buy an island a hundred thousand but no but it is a hundred That was supposed to buy an island. It's probably cheaper to rent. That's actually pretty cheap for an island. Thank you. Oh, you're right.

I guess I have a house. Oh, Little St. James. Wait, renting an entire private island like Little St. James. I don't think you can rent Little St. James. I think there's evidence. But seven days, seven times seven, seven times 30. That's a lot.

And I'm doing a product. I have a production where it's, so I'm going there, no cameramen. It's just straight cameras alone. Yeah, I'm going to alone. survived it for seven days. I've seen naked and afraid. I'm doing it in February. Wait, you're not even going to jerk off?

That's crazy. Nah. Seven days. I'm afraid I'm going to leak my dick, though. Because, like, I'm not going to know if I leak my dick. Wait, that's crazy because you won't have Twitch chat? I won't have a Twitch chat. That's crazy.

You got to have Twitch chat. I don't think I'm going to have a Twitch chat. That's crazy. So for the whole week, you're going to get back. And the first thing you're going to be like, oh, my God, dude, I leaked. Okay, content-wise, I think you should have a Twitch chat. Yeah, you got to be able to. Is it going to be a competition at all?

No, but I'm just planning like, I don't want to say too much about my content ideas, but that's the whole concept. I think you should have Twitch chat because what makes that complete, yeah, what makes that completely different and unprecedented on Twitch is the fact that like you have to, you have the ability to interact with your audience live. Whereas like in naked and afraid and shit, they don't, we're just looking at them. So you don't want to just do the same thing. I kind of wanted to be like a social experiment in a way or maybe. a morning. Yeah, here you go, boom. Oh, this is the island?

Yeah, private island for sale. Yeah, but he would die on that island. There's no fucking, no, my island that I got. It's tropical. Yeah. You need a tropical island that you can kill and hunt. No, I might die on that island. There's like snakes and shit.

Yeah. But I'll have medical, like, 24-hour medical. Okay. Just bring an EpiPen and. Yeah, yeah. I'll be okay. Some hype. Some.

Hypochraig over here just says, I just bring an epipen. Yeah, epi pen and some. I have no survival. I don't know how to survive. I don't know how to change my tie. Are you gonna, wait, is it LNT, like you just straight up, leave no trace? Like, you have to wipe your ass with, like, leaves and shit, or is there going to be a bathroom on the island? No bathroom?

I'm probably going to have to wipe my ass with leaves. Wow. Okay. Damn. Are you going to shit on camera? Like, what are you going to? You got to have a space and you can do. Still planning things out.

I'm going to have a place where there's no camera. I have done that. I've done, without cameras. Leaf shitting? Yeah, yeah. I've done, like, a survival training course that they send bad kids to, but my mom and dad didn't know. I was a it was like a bad kid course it's actually pretty traumatic

some of them are like Mormon or some of them are like you know rehab style facilities are really fucked up anyway I did one survival training course for 21 days you know you carry your fucking tent you do all the stuff you do kayaking you do like cool shit too in between

but yeah it was leaving no trace so we had the you know we can't use toilet paper because you can't carry toilet paper around it'll destroy the environment so yeah Canadian Maple Leaf was a lifesaver out there

and you had to dig a hole if you wanted the shit So you're kind of experienced in this Yeah but I hated it And I never want to do it again I'm doing this for a week I'll be honest It's gonna be torture

But if you tap out early Nah I can't I can't What if you get stream sliver Like agent Then I have a friend But it's on a whole different content That's very cool

I like that That's a cool idea Yeah yeah I've just been trying to think of the next big thing. You wouldn't do it as a sub-a-thon. Did you see how long you can go for? Hell no, I need a cap it.

Sub-a-thon is crazy. With accelerating rates, so, like, the last day, it's, like, 0.1 second as a sub to keep you out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Would you do two years? No. To make $100 million.

I'll cap it at a week. By myself for a week, I think I'll have a horrible time. Yeah. But that's the point. Yeah, I feel like viewers. like to see other people suffer. Oh, 100%.

Which is why the diamond gym, people like that. Yeah, right. What's another thing? Naked and afraid. Yeah, anything scary or terrifying. I mean, even back to like the most basic of shit on Twitch. Fear factor. Fear factor.

Oh, yeah. I think you should probably do a little bit of training ahead of time. Oh, no, I am. Oh, okay, good. Because like, you can stream that training, right? If you drop yourself into that environment, you won't make it for seven days by yourself, 100%. I'm doing a, I'm doing a stream for.

too this year. I'm working on getting a colonoscopy on stream. I love that. Oh, how is that going to work? Put a camera up your ass to look for tumors. Have you ever heard of a colonoscopy before? Yeah, yeah. My dad got one actually. Yeah, younger and younger men are getting tumors. I had, yep, I had, my cousin had colorectal cancer. So I'm going to work. My aunt got stage four colonel yeah. So I'm going to work with the colorectal cancer like alliance and all that. Oh, you're actually, this is a real thing. Oh, yeah, I'm going to try and raise money. And it's going to be called Will enough shows whole. That is legendary.

Yeah. I'm gonna be awake for it. What? Yeah. That's, I don't know about that. Wait, you can do it.

You can do it. Awake? Yeah. If anybody can do it, he can take it. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna,

I'll do that in diamond drip in the same day. Yeah. This man is only come out of the experience a new man. You're gonna be like, this is fucking great.

Do you imagine if the doctor accidentally makes me come while he's out there? Oh! Oh! Will, they go past the prostate. What if he accidentally mix it?

No, it's not that easy. Will? Come on, man. He would know. He would know. I did. No, I was sore for like three days after mine. Oh, I wasn't talking about just like your experience with the colonoscopy.

I just meant like, because you hit the fucking prostate every time. Right? Come on. Oh, oh, oh, yes. When I'm doing it. Yeah, when you're butt fucking. No. He's not in front of Jason.

I want to do that. I'm very, I'm very passionate about. about that, and I think that doing it on camera, we'd take some of the stigma out of it, because I think there are a lot of men who won't get a colonoscopy. Because they think it's gay. Even if stuff is, you know, in their body feels wrong. Yeah, but like I said, what if you like, I don't like, damn, he tickled the fuck out of my teeth. Aren't you asleep when they do that?

Yeah, usually. They give you a drug called prophethal. It's what killed Michael Jackson. Oh, but it's used in a, it's used in a surgical setting. Fun fact. Yeah, it did kill him. It knocked him out completely. He's been dead for years.

Yeah, a lot of time. RIP. Yeah, rest and peace to the King of Pop. I've seen him on Epstein. You saw him on the list? No, no, there's a photo on the Epstein jet. Yeah, he was. Was he on the Epstein jet?

I don't know. Damn it, Mike. But honestly, no, I am passionate about this issue because my cousin dealt with it. And I think it is something like younger and younger people are going to have to get colonoscopies eventually because we're all just full of microplastics. Yeah. Your balls are just chock full of microplastics. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I like it. I like it. I just eat a credit card all the time. That's where it collects. Your ass and your balls, apparently, is where it collects. Yeah. Your nuts are just chock full of microplastic. Well, if I nut a lot, does it come out?

I don't know if you can nut it out. To get the micropastics out. I think definitely it's a strategy that I've been employing. And I hope you're too old to get. Healthy as a horse. I'm too old. Yeah, yeah, you're fine. Is that a thing?

No, I'm young. No, no. I drink a lot of water bottles. Yeah. And that's me too. Yeah. Fuck, I... Yeah, you're probably...

Well, it's L.A., you don't have a choice. Either you die of some sort of brain-eating bacteria from the faucet, or you... I could buy five-dollar glass bottles. That's true. You could... And you got it like that. Yeah, you got a fucking... You got a Mayback. I do got the Mayback.

You have a Mayback? You bought a Mayback. So, what the fuck was... That was a dumb... How much was a Mayback? Why the fuck? How much was it? It was like, I put $200 down... $200 down! That didn't even... That didn't finish the bill.

That didn't pay it off. Jason, you might be the first streamer that I've ever encountered that is going to hit the, like, the MBA guy who doesn't get a financial advisor. No, I do not a financial advisor. Like, you, you are behaving right. Is he related to you? No. The Mayback was actually an investment because I got a new series. That's what I said.

That's what I said. Wait, wait, how much is it total? A new series. You say you put $200 down? So it's more than $200,000. Uh, fuck. How is it? You forgot how much you were.

You don't know how much it cost? No, it's like, wait, no, it wasn't $200 down. It was like $150 down. And then total was like, I think the total was $200. Oh, that's very bad. Wait, you didn't put $1.50, you basically bought the car then. Basically, but I'm like building my credit back. Yeah, no, that's, wait, your credit is fine, I'm sure.

You don't know that. You don't get, I'm not as financially. I'm like in the 700s. Yeah, it's fine. It's good enough. I do everything in the 700s. You don't bought a Maybach. What?

I haven't bought a Maybach. I have an X5M comp. That's pretty fucking good. Yeah. Wait, so you got, so what the fuck were you thinking? I bought a 2023, though, so it was already depreciated. Come on, I'm not, I'm not stupid, stupid. Why? Because, like, that's the car that you have to, like, have a driver for.

Yes. That's what I'm saying? I got a driver for you. He's an Italian guy. I have a driver. Oh, okay. Well, if you need another one. Or if y'all want to drive it.

I mean, I'll drive you around for a day. I bet I was going to do a show in 2026 called get a job. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, do not let him drive your fucking $1,000 car. He's gay. He can't. I'm talking about it. Is that a stereotype?

I didn't know about that. How many times is your car being in accidents? Well, yeah, okay, I've not been in it every time. Who was driving at? My gay boyfriend. And you curbed all the time. Gay people can't drive? I don't curb that.

They struggle to drive. They fly the fuck out of planes. Same way Asian people. There's a, there's a traffic. He can't, you can't. I can't acknowledge that. I don't, I don't agree with that. I love Asian people driving.

He wants more. He wants more Asian people. I think the roads would be safer. Wait. If Asian people are off the roads? No, no. No. More were on the roads, Jason.

I was saying. More we're on the road. Because he wasn't implying that, I think. No, I was not implying that. It's crazy because I forgot about that. Like, I forgot that that was like a racial stereotype. Because I feel like I haven't heard it in so long. I hear it every day.

Really? Yeah, because you're Asian. I don't know if you do you drive well? Uh, no. Why are you questioning? I don't know. I actually don't know how to parallel park. Really?

In L.A., but my Mayback has a button where it just doesn't... I get so nervous. Like, I feel so much pressure in L.A. Because, like, when you're those fucking roads, and you'll just be driving in a lane, and then it'll just all of a sudden become fucking parking spots. Right. Yeah. You want that motherfucker driving your car?

I will... Probably not. So, okay, hold on. First of all, I own a couple luxury cars. Okay? I have an X-5M competition. I also have an... An Audi E-T

Audi R-S-E-T Okay, I got both of them And both of them Now both of them have We don't even know how he has money He doesn't even work It's okay It's crazy

How do you make money? I've made money for years I've been in this business Longer than both of them combined I still don't He hasn't worked in like He hasn't worked in like five years Well regardless

I got a couple of those cars Now a couple of them have been in accidents One I hit my garage Wow My boyfriend was It came out of nowhere My boyfriend was like, you're good, you're good, you're good. And then I wasn't good, and then I hit it.

So I trusted him. That was a problem. The second time, the second time he was driving. Your own garage. Yeah. Actually, I can't speak on this because you hit your own garage too. No, but I was in a gym parking garage and I hit a pole. The Diamond Gym?

No, not a Diamond Gym. I did that too. I did that too. I backed into a pool. Those are like big as, the VAT Gym has the biggest parking lot. I backed into a pole. That was my first accident. That was my old car, though.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so y'all both suck at driving. I'm glad you got a driver. I got a driver. So I can handle your car. I'll be good. It's insured, right? So you just have, like, is it content?

Like, do you get content out of it? Is that why you're an investment? I got Mayback Monday. May back Monday. Oh, that's right. Your podcast. Yeah. That's right.

Okay. And then Mayback Monday. You just riding the Mayback and talk. And talk. And I actually have a Mayback Monday on a Wednesday when Mr. B's coming up. Damn. Okay. I got a guest for you.

you. Rick Ross. Rick Ross? Yes. You know, I wish... Mayback music. I mean, I wish, but I think he's, you know, I don't know that's attainable for you. Is it? Yes. I think I got to put in a couple more, make a couple more TikToks. You have Mr. Beast. I think arguably Mr. Beast

may be more famous than Rick Ross. Now you is. Yeah. Oh, now you are you... Blowing money fast on this. I'm just saying, I think Rick Ross is... I think I'm big Meach. Larry Hoover. I'm whipping work. I mean, Rick Ross is persona. He stole all that. No, he is. He was a correctional

officer. No, I love Rick Ross. I'm a big fan of his music. He was, well, really? Layback music. Specifically, he talks about date raping a woman by drugging her drink. Yeah. Explain how you like... From Molly all in a champagne. Oh, my God. I even know it. What do you think that means, Austin?

Can I be so honest with it? I haven't, I haven't really looked into this. I forgot about that lyric. I have not looked into the lyrics. I have not looked into the lyrics. That's right. I thought you didn't even listen to music.

What the fuck is this? I know all the problematic artists. That's why I don't listen to music at all. I'd like to make a formal apology. I don't endorse that. No. I think it's wrong. No.

In fact. It's right. I'm sorry. I didn't listen to those lyrics. I only heard the... Austin. This controversy is like 20 years old. I totally forgot.

You didn't know that? That controversy is older than he has been alive. 2004, baby. 2004, holy shit I was playing Roonscape Damn, you didn't even see 9-11 That's crazy Can I ask you?

Yeah, how do you feel When you see the planes at the towers? I thought it was a video game What's your favorite old head shit? Like what is something that was before your time That you're into? I like, I like GameCubes

Okay GameCubes Atari's You play Atari I play Atari What games on Atari That's even before I was fucking

Calm No, that was Performative I don't know Sing a Atari game Oh, you were being performing you You don't fuck with Atari

I know of Atari I know of Atari I know of Atari I know of Atari Now music wise Do you look Frank Sinatra Frank Sinatra

Give me a Frank son And what is a man There you go What is he got Yeah I forgot Then he is not Yeah

And other things And he reviews I was spamming out there That's it Yeah, it's good Great song, great song Great song Another old head thing

At the top of my head Shaggy Shaggy, like the haircut No It wasn't me It wasn't me Life Swanson Oh I know that

The Cupid shuffle No that Cupid That's not Shaggy though I don't know But you know You know the Cupid Shepard Oh anyways I don't know

That was You swung and you missed I grew up on like Cartoon Network and Nickelode Ed Ed and Eddie Eded and Eddie and Nintendo 3DS

Nice Pokemon and a Toshiba laptop The Pokemon 30 year anniversary is coming up this month Is that crazy You ever seen the Grinch With Jim Carrey?

Yes Can I tell you how old I am? I went and saw that in theaters And I remember it Fuck Yeah. Oh, can you believe it? It comes at you fast.

All right, give us some new tech about what the, what the zoomers are saying. What is some, what's some new language that we need to download? I think y'all are up to date. I feel like y'all are up to date. There's not really. In 2026, we're done with 6'7. It's over. No more.

I don't think that's dying. I don't think so either. Because, like, up might, I have, 6-7. I have a niece and nephew that I hang out with, and I, and they fucking spam it. And it's like. I don't even understand. understand it anymore. And the more annoyed people get, the more annoyed people get, the more, like, Gen Alpha.

Because you're, you're about to be unk status, too. Like, you're a Zoomer. I can't wait till the day the chat starts calling me Unk. Oh, it's going to happen. It's going to have it. Why do you want that? I don't know. I've been called Unk for.

I want to be able to, like, touch on a youth one day. Pause. Whoa. Okay. Rewind. You know what I mean by that. He wants to influence the youth. Influence the youth.

In a positive way. In a positive way. When I'm more wiser and, you know, my frontal lobe is developed. I want to be able to... I feel like we did influence you a little bit when you were a youth, but in a negative way with the shit that we were putting out there. Oh, yeah, for sure. Because he grew up on Twitch, unfortunately.

I grew up on Twitch. I was watching all y'all, to be honest. Really? Yeah. Even me. No. Thank you. You're being performed.

I can tell now. I know you're lying to me. Yeah. I think you can see through me. I've seen three. He brought up Janice Griffith. Like the first time

we did it the first time me and Jason did like a collab he was like you were a fan of her poetry yeah crazy

that's a deep do you know me in Malkova? Uh, who? Who is that? Who fuck is that? Come on. Just curious.

Um, but yeah, I was, I was watching all that, all that stuff. I was watching Qty baked cakes for Ms. Kiff.

Yeah. Um, what a time that was. I'm sure. Uh, yeah, grew up on Twiz grew up on YouTube.

I was lucky on every part of the internet. Wow. Yeah. As a 40-year-old kid, I could have been outside riding my bike. That's right. That's right. But, no, I was just like fat and kind of chubby.

I was, like, chubby growing up. That makes me trust you more. Thank you. Wait. We were both fat kids. Do we have a photo? Show us how fat you were. Because I'm going to judge you.

If it's not actually fat, I don't know. I had a fat era, too. I don't believe that I did I did when you okay hold on I'm gonna guess

before or after eight years old before yeah it doesn't fucking count I know it's before you can't say it's baby fat dude what are you talking about

I was insecure about it that's no you don't get to claim having a fat phase if you weren't fat when you were like you know already

producing semen Oh, no, that's baby fat. No, no, this was, this was literally, this was 10th grade. Oh, oh, you look like that in 10th grade? Yeah, God, damn. I was also a late bloomer. Yeah, clearly. Very late bloomer.

Did you change your vernacular? Did you speak differently when you were like that? I, yeah. Okay. Wait, were you, were you nerdy? Like, were you speaking nerdy back then? I think, I think so, yeah. What were you, how were you talking back then?

To be honest, I was, I was speaking, like, how y'all spoke. Like, because I was growing up off of y'all. So. Oh. Oh. Okay. But then, like, you know, I hung out with a lot of Mexicans because I'm from Arlington, Texas. Okay.

My school had a own, literally 90% Mexican people, so I kind of developed a Hispanic accent. Ah. Did you speak in Spanish? I do, actually. Oh, really? See, I've loco amigua. Oh, that you like ass. What?

Wait a minute. What? You eat ass. Is that right? Or you like? No, no, you like. No, you eat. No, you eat, you eat.

No, no, I just learned that from my friend. You eat ass. I know, uh, pendero. I know. Do you see? I see. I'm, uh... Dola is a, uh...

Biblioteca? No. I took Spanish, too, so I know a good amount of Spanish. Okay, yeah, me too. I can tell. I can tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't.

You know all the big ones. Yeah. I like to eat ass. Where's the library? Yeah, no. No, Jason, Listen, I can't talk with our producer, Maricio. Oh.

He's not going to play this game with you. Why not to play this game with you? You have a pretty good Spanish. Marcio is waging. What the fuck? That's a fake name. He'll never let me speak Spanish with him. He's not Mexican.

He's waging. I want to... What race do you think March is? I would not have guessed Hispanic. Wait, what? No, because he's waging. His name is Mauricio. Mauricio Esteban, Miranda.

Did we make up a middle name for him? No, his middle name is actually Stephen. No, his middle name is actually Stephen. I just get races with it and say, Esteban. What race do you think I am? I think you asked me anything on the last one. He asks everybody every time. Yes, yes.

Oh, I was in a club this weekend. And somebody, somebody, oh, no, no. No, I got a story before that. I was in a club this week and I went for New Year's Eve I went out to a club and I walk into the club and immediately

some guy comes up to me he says Habibi are you Lebanese Dude dude dude He knows I said I said yes

I'm Lebanese How did you know I said do you know who I am And he's like no I have no idea You just look Lebanese I said Don't you so why is it That every time

I do Every time we go out This never happens Every time he goes out by himself Oh Someone noticed I'm Lebanese. Every time.

But here, I got a club story for you. Oh, no. New Year's Eve. I, of course, go to bed predictably at 1235. I thought you were, you told me you were going out. I did.

And I left at 12.05, and I was in bed by 133. Oh, my God, bro. A son, that is a new level of pathetic. I had to wake up in the morning. No, hold on. I had to wake up in the morning and shoot a podcast.

12.5? I always leave at 1205. No, you don't. Don't, bitch. I've known you. We've gone to New Year's Eve parties before. I'm saying now I always leave a total. What do you mean? That's not true. Because at Tar Yumbies party, you were chilling there for a good like. No, I'm New Year's Eve, I'm saying. I'm New Year's Eve. I'm an old man. So. Don't block my spot, Jason.

No, blow his spot up. We're not all like that. I was out. I was out till three, four in the morning. Okay, well, I know because I get a text message. I went to bed at 125. Yeah. The next day. Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck. That's crazy. Anyway, I got a text. Listen, listen, let's forget about what time I went to bed. Who cares?

I'm responsible. It's all good. You know, I had a podcast in the morning. So, I wake up to a text message from an Austin show. I'm going to read it out loud. Oh, no. Oh, Lord. I wake up to a text message.

I can't believe he's airing out like this. That is a somewhat of a confusing message. Also, I was drunk, too. Was it like a good text? I mean, it wasn't bad. Not even like Happy New Year's. He goes, you've made me so. fucking famous LaMau

Happy New Year Oh wow What happened I was drunk You're showing gratitude I was showing gratitude Because I went to the gate Some

Some specific I was at the club And people kept coming A bunch of Fierhan fans Were coming up All over the place Oh my God Fearan Fier

And a lot of them were like Where's Sassan And I'm like Every single person That came to me Was like He's homophobic I was at countdown L.A

Yeah Three in the morning Yes Eyes like dinner plates And I was talking to a fan They're like, where's this on? And I went The thing is

I was showing gratitude And appreciation For the success And to the people Of the Fear Am podcast That shows support What'd you do for New Year's? New Year's I was at the ball drop

In New York Oh, you were in New York? Yeah Did you see the Brooklyn Bridge? I did see the Brooklyn Bridge. It's gorgeous, isn't it? Amazing. Which brings us to our next topic

Oh! Which brings us to our next topic. The rest of the year. Bam, bam, ba, bam. Wait, I don't want to transition. It's time for an America me up. So I'm going to need Jason riding a bald eagle editor, fly him through. Yes, and make his muscles look very bulbous, too.

And then the Twin Towers just collapsed. Yeah, Bald Eagle, Jason is flying into the... No! Let's go. No to the editor. Cut that up. Okay. I can never run for presidents after that.

Listen. You could be the first day president. They don't give a fuck. You're right, you're right, you're right. That's why it's so funny that like older people There's got to be a gay president if you're right. There probably already has been to be honest. Do the American Me Up and then I want to talk about.

And then we can talk about, okay. Today we're going to talk about a gentleman named George C. Parker. And this America Me Up is brought to you by Austin Show who messaged me while I was at home. So excited that he had found a suitable person for American Me Up. Have you ever heard American Me Up? Have you ever heard of this same? Okay. I try and find some of the most bizarre and cherished memories throughout Americanism.

It initially started so he can make me feel more American. Yes. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, it takes pictures. So it's the late 1800. All right. We're in New York City. George C. Parker is a con man who is elevating his game gradually, but his con is selling real estate that he doesn't own.

George, I hear you. Is that where the... What the fuck? Don't jump the fucking shark, man. Keep going, keep going, keep going. That's crazy, though. So George C. Parker becomes a master of forging document. And he'll sell the documents to apartments, homes, a lot of different things in New York.

And he sells them to impressionable, wealthy tourists. Let's say a tourist has come from mother. Russia with big money and dream of making money in United States. George C. Parker goes, well, let me put you in bed with a apartment building right here. And he was a master at this. But it wasn't big enough for George C. Parker. He kept scaling his effort until he sold monuments in the United States. He sold the Statue of Liberty one time to a wealthy land baron. He sold a general's tomb in New York City.

And then finally, his biggest scheme, he sold the Brooklyn Bridge. He convinced a buyer to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. And he would do this by renting office space, bring these wealthy people in. He'd have actors pretending to be a part of his operation. He'd have fake documents, and he would sell them the Brooklyn Bridge.

And he did this a few times. And apparently people didn't. report it because it was so embarrassing and then people did start reporting it and the police would be like there's no way someone was dumb enough to buy the Brooklyn Bridge and then enough people reported that this that they were like this guy has to be real so they started tracking him down but every time he would sell the Brooklyn Bridge he would change his location he'd change his story he'd make all new documents so finally after years after selling the Brooklyn Bridge many times for the equivalent of millions of dollars.

They finally caught him, Georgie Parker, and he went to jail for many years until he became good behavior and they let him file documents for the jail, right? No. That's the worst person. They let him file documents for the jail.

Come on, Judge. And apparently one day during the winter, when a warden left a jacket and his hat on a post, he forged a document. grew on the jacket and the hat and walked right out of the prison. And he was free till he was about 70 years old

when they caught him for a fake $100 check when they changed how they approved checks and he spent the rest of his life in Sing Sing Prison. But here's the thing. He only scammed very wealthy people. So he became like a legend. And people in Sing Sing Prison talked about him with such reverence

as like a Robin Hood that he is, fame started to echo out into different echelons of society and famously it started being used in movies if you believe that i got a bridge i can sell you so the famous old saying if you believe that i got a bridge i can sell you or if you're looking for lakefront property in taho all that it comes from george c parker scamming people in brooklyn in the eight or in the 1890s to He's considered the greatest con man of all time. Bro. How'd he do it?

Well, he became a master of forging documents, and he also would have, like, elaborate costumes to pretend to be different officials. Also, it was the 1890s. Like, it didn't take much that you couldn't scam people. But, like, but I was just thinking about that. And I feel like, you know, that was the peak era to scam people. Yeah. But now is also kind of the peak area to scam people with, like,

cryptocurrency and, like, AI and all this shit. So I feel like nowadays It's easier to scam people in some ways And it's harder to scam people to old-fashioned way Like this guy did But The scammers nowadays are just so ass Like they're so bottom of the barrel

Like oh look They're just scamming the elder Shit fart No it's like shit fart coin Like everybody kind of knows This scam but you're still buying it Because you think you can scam other people It sucks we gotta get back to the old fashion way

That's what I'm saying I think like Give me a little pageantry if you're gonna Yeah, I think, like, George's appears, first of all, the second time they caught him, they should just let him go. For sure. Like, at that point, it's just like, this guy is, he's so good that, you know, you should keep an eye on him, right? Don't let him scam, like, too many people. But every now and then, you just let him have a good one.

I got to give it up to my old dad because I was on the way to the Portland airport. He was giving me a ride, and he was telling me that story, and I picked up the phone, and I texted Will. Shouts out to Papa Shell. I hope you watch that. I hope I did the story justice. No, I'm going to link it to him. I used to scam. Oh, really?

Yeah. About online. What would you scam? So I remember this method, because I was doing anything to make money without getting a job. Right. Chud. Yep. Chud.

There was this like honey.com. I don't know if y'all know what that is. Yeah, we know what that is. You mean sex, honey? No, no. Honey.com. It's like a link, click aggregator thing. Oh, oh, I thought you were.

talking about the dick honey that people will be taken recently. I don't know what that is. That's some freaky shit I don't know about. What? Like honey packs? You're talking about honey pack. Yeah.

Oh, no. Dick honey. He was talking about a honey pack. Honey. He was talking about a honey pack. Honey is also a scam in and of itself though. Well, they were doing like this thing for a week where there's like every account that you make,

you make $10. So I would like I would have an IP proxy generator and I would just keep making accounts on different IPs and different emails How much money did you make? I made like 300 bucks Nice

Yeah He was probably a teenager Yeah I was like 16 Yeah That's a lot of money That's a lot of money I was like let's fucking go But I got my I'm not gonna

I scammed for way more than you did Fuck Way more I did NFTs though Ooh Yeah Actually wait when you were streamer No I was like

Right before I started streaming before we go sure how much what are we at oh well before we no no

before we end this we got it it's the new year it's the first episode we have to talk about no we have to talk about you can keep that on the Patreon

if you'd like because we have to do new year's resolutions oh ah I haven't done mine yet all right who's starting

Austin go ahead no I haven't thought about Oh, yeah. We just, we did New Year's resolutions last time. No, but we have a guest here. And also it's the first episode.

I already said, I'm not going to let fear dictate my life like I did in 2025. Boring. Give us a new one because it's 2026. My God. That was a 2025 new year's resolution. You're in it now. Venezuela has been invaded. It's a totally different environment.

You want me to invade a country? I can't do that. No, I'm just saying like the dynamic is shifting. Go around. I wasn't thinking. Dynamic is shifting. You've obviously thought about your resolution. No, I have not.

I have not. Motherfucker. I'm just courteous. Let me tell my goddamn story and we'll give our resolutions. That's crazy. Tell the story. You put the Kaibosh on a good fucking

You don't have a resolution You want to even talk about that? He just said he hasn't, but he has them. Okay, all right, go ahead. You tell, because we talked about ours. Let's talk about Jason. Well, Will wasn't there. I got the fuck.

What story? I want to hear the story now. Yeah. All right. Tell the story. March doesn't want to hear this story. No, it's such a good story that we're going to keep it behind the paywall.

I want to keep the story behind the paywall at pagerund. New Year's resolution. You want my New Year's resolution? Yeah. This is bullshit. Look at this. Look at this abuse that I take another year of this. That's my new resolution.

Not to take his shit. I'm going to kick his ass. I'm going to whoop his ass. I'm going to bust in your streamer one day with a cane and just start beating his ass. That's right. And then I'm going to start a right-wing fucking content. Yeah. You can pop off like that.

There's a lot of years I have in the right. All right. My New Year's Resolution. God, fuck this. I'm the fucking New Year's Resolution. I don't. I don't know. New Year's resolution. Why are you having a crisis?

Because I don't want to... My New Year's resolution is I'm taking more time off. That's great. My resolution was to let's stop letting fear dictate my life and y'all threw it out. It's boring. Have you ever had a fucking resolution? They're like, nah, it's not fucking good enough. That's bullshit.

Have you ever seen that? It was like deep as shit. It was emotional and vulnerable. All right, Jason. All right, what's your news? We skipped you? Or was that one? They just threw it out of the window.

Yeah, we're assholes. They threw my out the window. I'm going to be honest. I have the default one, get six packs. Nice. Hey, me too, me too. You want a six pack? I'm trying to get six pack.

I'm telling you, y'all, nobody listens to me. How do I get one? I'm telling you, like, I don't stop eating. No, no, no, no. I got you. I'll put you on a diet plan, and I will, I will, you will be shredded by the end of it. He's right. He is, he is the most shredded out of all.

If you want to get strong, you come to Uncle Will, if you want to be aesthetic, you go to awesome show. I'm trying to be both. If you want to live long and, like, be proud of a trainer. And, like, be prosperous and healthy. What do you mean, live long? You can't... I mean, I just want to look good. I don't know what fuck about anything else.

If you would just want to look good, come to me. If you want to look good and longevity, you go to him. But we can get a lot of a combination of us. You will look less good, though. He's an aesthetic master. No, no, no, he's, he is all physique. Like, he's all aesthetic. You see me, no homo.

You've seen some of my photos. No homo. But homo, we always say there's fit and then there's gay fit. Yeah. I don't understand. There's a fit, like, as a straight man. you can be fit. But then there's another level of fit.

Yeah, gay fit. It's a different level of thing. Gay body is out of control. Because like a woman will give you a pass as long as you look, you know, but a gay dude is like, that guy's out of shape. You could be out of shape with a six-pack if you're gay. You know what I mean? A lot of pressure in the gay community.

Yeah. Is that why you got the six-packs? Yeah, I'm into it. I also like the way. You ever been to the WeHo Equinox? It's serious. He's fucked up. He's fucked up.

You will sit down next to a dude who's like 65. five years old and the most peeled guy you've ever seen in your entire life. He's gay. He's just like, you know, he's hiring a circuit gang. No. They're wearing big metal necklaces.

They got bald head. They look like they just carried boulders around. They looked like they've been doing peptides before people even knew about them. Like their skin is leathery. Like the dancers at the abbey, the go-go dancers are fucking like in our...

Circus. Circuit gaze. Circuit basically mean they go to all the parties. Like all these, all the parties, circuit parties. Yeah. They just like hopped. I'm letting you, it's fucking crazy. Being gay is crazy.

All right. Sixpack. Six pack. Say you're a six pack? I'm six pack, too. Tell us the story. We're going to do a long episode. You want me to tell the story?

We should we, we should save it for the paywall. I'm advocating for you. Okay, all right, all right. All right, fine, fine. All right, Patreon.com slash Spirian. What a great cliphanger. Wait, wait a way, before we go. Huge thank you.

Give it up for Jason to win. Appreciate you all for having the most prolific. prolific, talented, charismatic young people on the internet. I'm so excited to see you become an unk. That's right. And give good guidance to the young. You're going to be dead. We're going to be grand-awking dead.

Now, Jason, you are incredible. You're very talented. And we look forward to seeing what's next in your career. Yeah. Thank you. Likewise. Jason Nguyen, everybody. Stay dangerous.

We'll see you behind the paywaller next week. Thank you so much. I don't think you want... Conversation... Conversation goes on and he goes, I look at my phone again and he goes, shall we exchange photos now? Yeah. And I'm like... And by the way, for those of you that don't know...

Exchange photos, it was basically like, hey, it's... Show me that hole. Yeah. Show me news. And I'm... At this point, I'm starting to get upset because I'm like, how unprofessional. I met you in a professional environment. Why are you taking it?

Why are you gonna make it awkward? Like I'm starting to get upset. I'm like, this is ridiculous. I start to call Liam. And then I look a little further. And I realized the person I was messaging was not my friend. It was somebody with a similar name.

No! Similar name and similar profile photo. Thank you.