Fear& - What really happened to QTCinderella.. 😦 | Fear&Survival

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

QT is unfortunately no longer with us.. The boys mourn the loss of their dear friend as well as react to other topics such as the Dillon Dannis nonsense, twitchcon vegas, who would survive in the wilderness and more. Okay see ya next week love you ♥✨ BONUS CONTENT ✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod0:00 - Intro, RIP QT6:01 - The world has found out Austin's biggest secret11:30 - Austin's shipping economics16:08 - Fear&NameYourPrice Long Beach / Vegas22:36 - Israel Palestine (light conversation)24:20 - Thank god Dillion Dannis will finally stfu 30:50 - Austin Show the gay Larry David35:20 - Boys trip in Vegas40:50 - Kaya bootcamp / Austin's cat has standards46:00 - Fear&Camping Trip / Survival skills51:00 - Austin..58:00 Outro / Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's right. She tried to eat her own... Yeah. Oh, wait. Fuck. We can't say that. It's too early. Wait, no. Okay, bleep it out. It's going to be demonetized all right she tried to eat her own vagina well okay she was she was the victim of a uh cult suicide pact right the taylor swift movie premiere that's right yeah we've all seen the clips that's right it's awful horrific it's horrifying scenes scenes reminiscent of waco texas yes

body strewn everywhere. It was wild how happy she was. Friendship bracelets. You could see in her eyes, like I've never seen her smile like that. That's right. It was weird. Shake it off,

they actually shook packets of Kool-Aid into their arsenic. Yes. And... Fans hung by their own friendship bracelets. I'm so sorry. It was wild. That was crazy.

It's wild. It's like, no one's talking about it in the media. No one's talking about it in the media, but we're here to report on it. Yes, we are.

Was that too much? No. No, no, no. Every time I'm not here, you guys talk about how I suck my own dick to death. Yeah, but that's good clean family fun.

Yeah. Also, how about you stop? You know what I mean? It's not our fault you fucking like doing it. Can't stop. You keep coming back from the dead. Steve Irvin ass. What is this?

I was going to say, so does it feel like... I like it. Does it feel... Have you done that before? I've done what? Sucked your own dick? I have.

Have you really? Yeah. No way. I've talked about it before. It feels... Yeah, I've talked about it when I had an earlier episode with Myth. We've both about it when i had uh in an earlier episode with myth uh we've both done it it it feels more like you're licking a penis than you are actually getting your dick sucked i i did it once yeah my teens just to see if i could do it and not

to completion either like i it it it requires way more no no no not because i was like scared or whatever i was so horny back then, dude. I don't give a shit. Yeah, it was hard. It's hard as fuck to just constantly contort yourself that long. But like I said, I think it's because your tongue is closer to your brain. Austin's like gay. Yeah.

Suck your own dick to completion. Idiot. He's bullying us. Yeah. Fuck. Chill out, bro. And we can suck a little dick to completion idiot he's bullying us chill out bro we can suck a little dick if we want to we can suck a little dick if we want to QT's been on for 30 seconds and we've spiraled into cock

we've turned into cum town welcome to the fearhound podcast it's great we talk about self suck a lot which is important she'll be back next week we're gonna be in las vegas next week ladies and gentlemen okay you want to know something that i've been doing okay maybe you guys will like this there's a there's a delicate balance that i've

struck okay so i i went through band of brothers i watched the pacific now i'm watching generation kill which is not as good i don't i don't think it's as good as the first three episodes were really bad. It started getting really good after the third episode. It was so corny, though, the writing. When they say, like, shiznit and stuff like that, I'm like, ugh. But you forget that was the 2000s.

I know, I know. And they're Marines. No, Generation Kill is Iraq. That's the get some! That's boring war. I like World War II. So I like that too. So here's what I've been doing. On the one hand, I've been watching the untold history of the United States from Oliver Stone.

It's a documentary. It's really, really, really good. I see. It's really good. And it makes me very angry at America's war crimes. Even more angry than you were before. Yeah, even more angry than I was before. And then in order to balance out my anger,

I go back to World War II in color so I can be like, but okay, but America was good there. I do that. I watch World War II in color and then I supplement it with historic national anthem singings at the Super Bowl. Oh, so you're just going in one direction. I like to balance it out.

I'm like, oh, I really hate America. And then I have to level it out. I don't want to, I really hate America, and then I have to level it out. I don't want to feel bad when I'm eating my dessert in bed watching World War II documentaries. I want to feel patriotic. You are literally a 98-year-old man. What do you mean?

I can just picture him with his cat and his robe. Do you eat chocolate chip cookies with a little milk on the side? I do eat chocolate chip cookies with milk. How can you eat chocolate chip cookies? Jeremy, Troy, don't come in my bedroom. I'll be watching World War II docs. I do.

I fall asleep to World War II documentaries. Do you sometimes point to the veterans like, oh, I served with that guy. I usually, yeah. It's crazy. That's Hank. It's crazy to wake up to Blitzkrieg. It's nuts.

I get to see him trying to teach the twink of the week about like major World War II moments I've been seeing this twink recently that loves World War II does he actually? he does I could go in a weird direction dude wait wait there's a lot of

femboy Nazis out there that's crazy that'd be crazy if I was having sex with a nazi i don't think i am i hope not yeah maybe you should check yourself for your record so god that's crash just show him world war ii and then if he gets really excited the blitzkrieg and you're like oh dude what the fuck yeah that's crazy the fuck you can't be excited at that that's crazy i didn't even think that exactly a nazi that's nuts i should probably make it i should probably evaluate the situation yeah i

mean how do i bring it up put it up no put up the documentary see how excited he is when hitler is like fucking screaming how do i talk to him about it do i bring it up guys i'm starting to think you're a nazi show him one of hitler's paintings and be like how do you think this guy has any talent is he good is he any good and if he goes, yeah. That's when you know. That's when I know he's a Nazi. Yeah. Fair. Okay. Good to know.

Good to know. Speaking of which, I have something to tell you guys. There's been a couple of TikTok clips recently about me and my, the world has found out of my obsession that I like twinks. The world has found out. Oh, I'm so happy. This is my moment of solace that like this is the one yeah that's go ahead the world has found out world has like it's a state secret yeah it's a secret okay

they found out i've been going out i've got you were keeping it a secret i was keeping a secret like you were definitely never publicizing tana mojo was the was the bridge to the twinks for some reason she was like, she unlocked it. It was crazy. It's going to be documented in history. We were, okay, so I've been going out in West Hollywood recently, okay? People have been coming up to me at night and they go, you're the twink guy?

They don't even know my name. They say you're the twink guy. And I'm like, I'm Austin. They're like, Austin, you have leveled up from living my dream. If,

if at some point, buck, some women would come up to me and be like, you're the tip guy. I'd be like, I tip myself. Yeah. You've leveled up.

They don't even know my name. They come up to me and they're like, you hate it. You have, you like twinks and they're yeah. Look, he's, he's positively.

No, either, either they say you're the twink guy or you have you like twinks and they're yeah look he's yeah no either either they say you're the twink guy or you have a podcast and then i'm like do you know hasan piker and they're like no dude that's what i'm saying he leveled up he leveled up he was the hasan piker's friend and now he's the twink guy threw that shade that shade on there. They're like, no, who's that? Oh, wait. Or they'll say, oh, you mean that guy from the Young Turks? Yeah.

I'm sorry that the WeHo gays are not invested in what's going on in Gaza. No, no. It's crazy. No, they are. The WeHo gays have left me behind. He leveled up and now he just despises us. Yeah. He's like, I don't need you no more.

We're just tagalongs for the twink guy now but it's crazy they don't even know my name anymore they just call me the twink guy i love that this podcast is literally your only outlet to actually put out content yeah so you just use it for tiktok i get i get and you use the tiktok clips so you can get bussy. No, I don't use it for bussy. Look. There have been a few times where people have approached me and said, you're the guy from TikTok, and then we happen to sleep together, but it had nothing to do with it.

No, I'm kidding. I've never slept with anybody that came up to me like that. But I could have. I could have. I didn't, though. I didn't. None of us slept together. We didn't. None of us slept together. We didn't. None of us slept together.

What was happening? No, none of us. We didn't have. It's crazy. It was a quick suck. It's crazy. I was talking about you today. I was talking about Hassan today.

I was talking to some gay couple, and I was like, they knew you. And I was like, oh, great. I said, I can't get him out here for more than 30 minutes. So he said, because he's like, where's Hassan? I said, oh, he's covering the Israeli-Palestinian conflict right now. He's very busy. And I told him I couldn't get you out to the gay bar for more than 30 minutes. You can't get me out to the gay bar for more than a minute.

Really? No. You can't handle it, can you? No, I'm so homophobic. You're so, people just look at you there. They're going to love you. I mean. He's not the twink guy.

Yeah. I want to... I almost... We should just go and be as slutty as we possibly can just to ruin his day. You guys would own me at the gay bar. Yeah, of course. We used to go. You used to go.

We stopped going for that reason. Did you go for attention? We owned too hard. If I went hard enough, you'd be the twink guy and I'd be the twink man. Oh, yeah. You would hate it because no one would pay attention to you. No, I'm learning more about gay culture. I've gone to more bars than the Abbey.

I've been meeting old gays. I got invited to a yacht today. That was cool. Oh, yeah. Somebody bought me a drink. Oh, my God. I was living. I was living crazy. An old gay or a young gay? An older gay.. Somebody bought me a drink. Oh, my God. I was living. I was living crazy.

An old gay or a young gay? An older gay. And he bought me a drink. He asked to eat my ass. It was crazy. It was awesome. You slid that in there. It was crazy.

I turned him down. But look, you know what? You might. Yes to the sex on the beach. No to the asshole. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So you fucked him, but not had your ass eaten.

A drink. A drink. I got a drink. I got a free drink. But no, I got a free drink. Yes to the mojito. Yeah. No to the analangus.

Yeah, exactly. No, but it was a great day. I had a great day. I drank. I'm a little tipsy, to be honest with you. You have a problem. All right. He just comes into LA to live.

You know what? I'm okay with it now. Thank you, Will. He doesn't even... Yo, back in the day when Austin would enter the premises of Los Angeles, he'd at least let me know. Now he's just like, I don't even know if Austin's here or not. Hassan texted me this morning.

He's like, is Austin even here? I was like, I've been here for three days. Since the events of Showergate, I think your relationship has changed. Wait, what's? Oh, yeah, Sean. Hassan. God stopped you from sinning. For those of you who don't know about Showergate, Hassan's facilities are sub-

Showergate. They're not up to code. Let's just let me know. That's insane. Yeah, they're not up to code. I can't believe he's trying to rewrite history. His shower is like the equivalent of erectile dysfunction. Are you okay?

I'm okay. The SLS has powerful showers. Okay, it's call-out time. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Apparently. Did he bring a building inspector to check his?

Apparently. No, no, no, no. This is more. This is just for you. This is on you. Apparently, someone here sometimes has a tendency to ship twinks around. Oh. Ship twinks.

Yeah. Ship twinks around the country. It could be anybody. We talk about, Marsh, is this you? Marsh, is this you? I don't know. I'm not going to point any fingers at anybody. Maybe.

Are we talking about FedEx or anybody. Are you trafficking twinks? No. That's crazy. And worst of all, not first class. Okay. Explain yourself. I hear you've been flying your bussy economy. No, I have been.

Look, I have flown a couple of men out. Okay. And by a couple, I mean. Go ahead. Tell us they're tiny, so it doesn't matter. They fit perfectly in the seats. They are compact. I've been flying some boys.

Look, I've had some guys that I've met and they live in different parts of the country and I want to be in Los Angeles. And so I've flown them out to Los Angeles. You are getting gayer by the second. And I have flown them. And Hassan is upset at me because I have flown them. And Hasan is upset at me because I've flown them coach. That's insane.

What? You think it's insane? You can't fuck them and then, you know, have sex with them after. Wait, are you? Wait, wait, wait. So you think it's wrong of me to...

Look. Wait. I upgrade them to a preferred seat. Wait. What about if you're on the same flight? Oh, then we're both flying first. Oh, What about if you're on the same flight? Oh, then we're both flying first. Oh, okay. If we're on the same flight,

I would never fly separately for them. When they fly with, that's the Austin. I'll see you when we land. Yeah. No. This is my... Don't worry.

I'll send some crudités. No. So here's my deal. Unless we're dating, unless we're like an official relationship, I'm not going to fly you first class unless you're with me deal unless we're dating unless we're like an official relationship yeah i'm not going to fly you first class unless you're with me when we're dating and you're my boyfriend you're that's all you do is you fly first class okay but until that point he's farming us again i know

every time you talk talk clip and all the gays are gonna go oh every time he speaks i see him like this okay i'm I'm like, TikTok. Subtitles. I'm just going to look in vertical. Subtitles right underneath him. You need to quiet. I need the context for the clip. Yeah, for the clip.

So, no, but I fly them coach. But I do buy a preferred seat. Aisle seats. Okay? And if they're flying a red eye, it's comfort. Okay? 100%. Oh, so you upgrade for the red

eye i do i do but you know what you know what i think you don't want that busy tainted no i'll be honest with you i think i'm gonna start flying you think i should be flying them first class i need your opinion on this i have no opinion okay i i mean sure yes okay you should fly them but look and these are and these are i i want i are friends. I want to let the record show that I have always been a defender of bottoms. Oh, you're a bottom rights activist. I'm a bottoms right activist. You are a bottoms right activist. Yeah, and I'm saying this.

Yes, all bottoms deserve to fly first class. The BRA is a very. They put up with too much. They put up with so much. They put up with so much. Are you saying that the bottom rights coalition is... The B-R-A. Have they called me... Oh, B-R-A.

Bottom right activists. Activists. Have they called me out for my actions? Has there been a call out for my actions? I have not talked to the union. Well, they're talking about collective bargaining. Really? Really?

They're going to shut you off, dude. Are they negotiating first class in their contracts? They're going to shut you off. Are they negotiating first class? They're going to shut you off like a Dearborn, Michigan plant. That's crazy. That's crazy. No, but look, I

think here's the deal. I think that's a reasonable thing because I don't want to give too much. Right?

Like, I think that I think that like until you get to know somebody, I don't think I don't want to. Why are you flying people that you

don't know? No, no, I know them. Believe me, I'm at a few times. know somebody, I don't think... I don't want to... Wait, why are you flying people that you don't know? No, no, I know them. Believe me. We've met a few times. But look, I like... Look, I'm very particular. I have certain types of people that I like. And these people are very...

Look, chemistry is chemistry. Yeah. Right? You think it's wrong for me to do this? Is this wrong? Look. You're doing politics. Wait, why do you say I'm getting gayer by the second

is this a very gay thing to do is to fly somebody in i mean i feel like this is you're becoming more gay i also fly myself in so it's not like i'm it's not like you know what i mean what does that mean well it's just like what does that mean well like i'm flying my like i'm flying too so it's like it's not as bad when we're both flying. We're both flying. Hey, we had a very successful episode of Name Your Price. Speaking of which, that's what we have to do. Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a special announcement to make actually on this podcast.

That's right. Folks, Will and I have been traveling. We've been doing a great show called. I'm not one of his bottoms. I'm not. I didn't fly Will. Yeah, he flew me in steering. He duct taped me to the bottom of the plane. Yeah, if. I didn't fly Willen. Yeah, he flew me in steering. He duct taped me

to the bottom of the plane. Yeah, if they're straight, it's awful. They're flying standby. No, Will and I have been doing a show called Name Your Price, which is a fabulous show

that's been on tour, and I have to announce, folks, that we've got a great show coming up in Long Beach, California on November 11th that is including the entire cast of Fear and Hasan Piker, California. Wow. On November 11th. That is including the entire cast of Fear and. Hasan Piker.

Will Neff. Wait, what? Austin Show. Cutie Cinderella. Wait. November 11th. Long Beach, California. Woo.

It's going to be great. NYPLive.com. We're putting the tickets in. You told me you were going to do this show. You told me you were going to do this show. I didn't know about this. Okay. He's going to be on the show.

He's also going to be in Vegas at TwitchCon. We're doing a show at TwitchCon. Hassan Piker. I think I haven't announced the cast yet, but on the show in Long Beach, Hassan Piker, Ludwig, NMP, Lowell, and Carl Jacobs all together. It's a stacked cast. I would love to do a

podcast live at nyplive.com. Tickets are on sale right now. Tickets are as low as $20. If I could give them away, I could, folks, but, you know, somebody's got to make some cash. And if you buy those VIP tickets, Hasan Piker's personally sucking off everyone. That's right. That's right. Yeah, and Will Knapp is doing

a fuck a fan contest. Wait. Yeah, fuck a fan contest. We're just piping. We're just piping all of you. No, tickets, nyplive.com. Seriously, come see us. We're going to have a great time. We're giving piping. We're just piping all of you. No, tickets, nyplive.com. Seriously, come see us. We're going to have a great time. We're giving away sauce at our meetings.

Yeah, we are. We are. Will Neff sauce is being given away. I've almost finished Austin's sauce that he left behind as well. Wait, wait. I left that behind? Do you have any more for me? Oh, no.

No. Because my heart was shattered. Yeah. You left him behind. Do you remember the diatribe you went on? I'm going to check this as a bag. I'm going to check the sauce as a bag. Well, look.

I knew he was going to not do that. Oh, I knew. Look, I'll be honest with you. I looked at the sauce. I'm like, fuck, I can't check that as a bag. Yeah. It was a lot. It was like it was unopened.

It was going to burst. It was going to burst over my toiletries. It was unopened? No, it was open. It was a lot. It was like it was unopened. It was going to burst. It was going to burst over my toiletries. It was unopened? No, it was open. It was open. It was delicious hot sauce, though. I'm telling you, it was delicious. You don't deserve it.

Don't worry about it. We're going to give away a lot of bottles. I'm excited about it. Do you know that our meet and greet sold out because they're free in 30 seconds? Oh, yeah, at TwitchCon. Yeah. The Will Neff Austin show featuring Hasan Piker meeting. It always goes up quick.

It's crazy. That's fast. That's wild. It's crazy. It's because Austin's on it. It's on my TikTok clips. I want to say once again, I am so I'm so fortunate. I'm so fortunate that Austin was like Hasan, I'll let you be on my meeting.

That's right. It's actually called Twink Guy Meet and Greet with special guests. And then we're not actually named. We're the shadow outline, like name that Pokemon. That's right. That's right. The Twink Guy Meet and Greet featuring Hasan Piker. You're welcome.

It's a privilege to meet my fans. Yeah. And he's talking about us. Privilege to meet my fans i can't wait twitch con's gonna be great we're gonna have a good time at twitch con or what i think twitch con will be fun last time we were at twitch con uh you didn't go doors unlocked i'm very happy i didn't go you didn't go hasan and i went and almost got killed in a tragic golf cart accident that is still fuck i forgot about that yeah Yeah. Shit. I almost.

You broke your ribs, bro. I tragically almost shattered my, I suffered a severe finger injury. Dude, that was the worst part about it. Can you, you know, how was the recovery from the trauma? Of that? Well, every time I see a golf cart, I collapse into the feet position. That was really, it must have been really hard for you to have.

It was incredible. And I just, to have to keep constantly asking for more, the finger bandaid that you put on. That was a pain in the ass. To make sure that everybody knew that your finger was fucked up. No disrespect.

You didn't have to wrap your ribs. Okay. True. They were broken. True. He didn't have to sit there and wrap his fucking ribs i had to do imagine every time you point you i had to do a fucking meeting where i like hugged 1 000 fans with a broken rib immediately after that was noble and then and then i went to my hotel room and i slept for the rest of the entire like for the rest of the day until the next

morning it was very selfish of you by the way there were devastated fans that couldn't meet you that day no that's not true i met every single fan no yeah there's a bunch of photos of a song like this yeah i was like wincing yeah no it was you you were he was in a lot of pain because i crushed him yeah i'm gonna try and not yeah i going to try and not fucking die this time, I hope. Tensions are very high, so we'll see. We'll be good. You have your own private security guard. I've got one, too.

I've stolen him a little bit. I'm using him as well. Everybody's coming after me. I'm the twink guy now. America's most wanted. He's going to take my security guard away because he like wants to have a security guard and then some dude is gonna assassinate me for like raising funds for palestinian children i'm just gonna get fucking killed because austin was like

oh come on come on because i was getting a security guard for the aesthetic yeah come on you don't need you don't need the security guard. You're a big guy. You're a big guy. No, I don't have my own private security guard at TwitchCon. I don't. We all have one if we need one. I just get... I'm just a...

They call me... They call us three and Cutie a swarm risk. Yeah. Basically, people will come up to... Especially during Name Your Price on Saturday at 2 p.m. Name Your Price. At 5 p.m. Eastern at TwitchCon with Hasan Piker among other guests

including Jerma, George Not Found in Pokemon and Will Neff. Wait, you just leaked it. Oh, I did. By the time I'll announce it Tuesday. They can get a pre-leak.

I'll announce it. This is a pre-leak. Fucking TwitchCon. Show up. Buy your tickets. That's a stacked deck, baby. It's a stacked deck. You like that?

I like that. Oh, the show is really stacked. This show is going to be incredible too. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be a big show. It's a really big show. I that? I like that. Oh, the show is really stacked. This show is going to be incredible, too. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be a big show. It's a really big show. I forgot about that bit that we used to do, and I totally blew over it in Miami. Yeah, I kept trying to get you to do it.

Yeah, and you're like, really big show. And I was like, yep. All right, moving on. Fucking idiot. Yeah. Oh, man. Hey, it's our first time back. It's our first time back.

It was good. What else do you guys have going on? You guys got anything new? Yeah, what's going on in your life? I'm trying to think about something that's not gay that I can speak about. There is literally nothing that has happened in my life over the course of the past seven days that is not directly related to Israel-Palestine. So light conversation.

So that's all I've been doing is nonstop. That's what I've been doing. But hey, listen, there's one positive out of all of this. We've raised more than $600,000 in two days. That's amazing. For multiple Palestinian aid charities. So that's pretty fire. I mean, you're gunning for, what's your goal?

A million or more? His original goal was $250,000. Jesus Christ. That's crazy. Yeah, we blew past that first day. I saw somebody respond just brain dead. Just being like, wow, millionaire raising money. Interesting. Isn interesting that crazy

it's like socialism means broke and you can't raise money it's crazy yeah well better that than the classic oh you're funding hamas oh that's crazy hamasabi yeah is what i've been getting that is crazy crazy. Why am I laughing at that? That's awful. I mean, it's funny. It's good wordplay. I think it's funny. I think it's funny as well,

but it's like, am I dense? Am I crazy? There's motherfuckers out there who just straight up say that I support terrorism. I mean, that's crazy. A little bit racist, I think.

Hopefully, as long as nobody tries to kill me for it, it's fine. Whatever. You know? You know? Anyway, light stuff. Yeah, light stuff. Finally, culmination of months of endless harassment and slut shaming.

I have no idea where this is going. Ooh, nude calendar. No. Dylan Danis and Logan Paul faced off. They were the undercard, right? I think KSI fought some... I think it was a Kome event, but yeah. That's crazy.

KSI fought Fury's brother. Oh, did he get whooped up? No. Actually, he should have won the fight because Fury got a point deduction in a six-round fight, and it looked pretty even, in which case the person fury got a point deduction in a six round fight and it looked pretty even in which case person who got the point deduction should win but ksi lost in a decision which was really that's crazy i lost ksi could hold his own against tyson fury well ksi implemented one of the strangest boxing techniques i've ever seen where he kept his

hands at his side and he was like doing jumping jacks and he would like, he would just immediately clinch. And for whatever reason, they just refused to call a, um, a stalling warning or anything like that. And so the, I would say there were more clinches than punches thrown in that fight.

Oh, so it wasn't, that wasn't fun. And the Logan Paul, when I heard was not fun at all. Logan Paul, one Dylan, Dylan Danis threw eight successful punches in the entire fight wait did he did he get clobbered i didn't watch a single thing eight that's insane did he get clobbered at the end or

no uh in i think it was in the third or fourth round he was in the corner and uh i mean he was just doing like a philly shell the entire time he was just basically like totally locked up but i mean paul was just unloading so i mean he he fucked him up pretty good he didn't drop him because he was basically just in a shell the entire so logan paul fucked him up logan paul that makes me sad i this is a victory for women as much as as much as i despise logan paul in general i really want him to fucking do some damage i i think i think dylan dennis got dealt with in such a here's here's the thing everybody watching the fight i think fights are always colored by the commentator right in

football in in any sport if the commentator is like really hammering a narrative the audience starts to believe that narrative and the commentator in the fight was like this is an absolute embarrassment to boxing dylan dennis possibly the worst piece of shit i've ever seen enter a ring he hasn't thrown a punch in fact you know it's like he's thrown more punches at logan paul security than he has at logan paul an absolute disgrace. He deserves it. He deserves. He doesn't deserve the purse that he's going to get.

He deserves the ritualistic humility. I don't know if he's going to get the purse. Well, first of all, he said he would give the purse to Logan Paul if he lost. I don't think he's going to do that. But I think his purse is going to be. I don't know if there's a rule on this. You'd have to look it up. I don't care enough. But he got disqualified.

He tried to do a double leg takedown of Logan Paul in the last round. And Logan Paul is a wrestler. Like, I know everybody's like, Dylan Dennis is, you know, you get to run it. But Logan Paul is a wrestler, so he didn't even get close to taking him down. And he was disqualified.

So in like the last second, so everybody I think who bet on Dylan Dennis losing by decision lost that bet to like in their actual betting thing because it was ended by disqualification. He ended by disqualification. With like two seconds left in the fight, if that. Oh, he's such a...

And he pissed off all the gambling addicts. Yeah. Dude, he... I mean, he deserves all of the fucking worst shit. I'm going to be honest. What's a purse? I have no idea. I didn't care enough about the fight.

It's got to be a lot. What is a purge? Oh, that's what you're paid to be. Dylan Danis is the perfect representation of why you can't even lend a platform to scum fuckers. You know what I mean? He had nothing. He was a fucking loser. Everybody knew him as a loser.

He tried to get disqualified before the fight he hit yeah he uh he hit logan paul in the face with a mic cut his face yeah that's crazy he tried to get disqualified absolutely he didn't want to fight that fight yeah he's just he's this this is all he's got it's you know oh man i could i did i did want to see him get fucking pummeled though he he he got pummeled okay i might watch it now i might watch it because i was just like i don't even like logan paul but i was just like dude you are such a piece of shit like oh my god yeah well i want to see you fight me yeah i want to see you fight i guess i'd fight well you would kill anybody i don't know about that. You would, Will.

I don't know about that. You'd be very sad for that person. These boys are juiced up, man. I got to get on the sauce. Yeah. Will, you would murder whoever that was. Dude, but imagine if you also got juiced up. I'd juice up.

That'd be sick. You would have that dog in you, Will. I'd have that dog in me if I had juiced up. Will, I've heard the stories. Logan Paul looks so good. I hate that. I hate it. I hate how peeled

he is. His shoulders. He's got Dwight Howard's shoulders. You can see the fucking front indentation. It's just nuts. He looks sexy. I'll give it to him. I fucking hate that. Did you hear about Dwight Howard's diet at the peak of his career? He revealed his diet. It's the most insane thing I've ever heard.

25 candy bars a day. Jesus. Respect. Delicious. That's insane. That's an heard no 25 candy bars a day jesus respect delicious that's insane that's an awesome amount of candy bars that's insane i like that oh man i love candy bars 25 though 25 is a lot your mouth would fall apart i feel like what kind of candy bar you're speaking to someone who has eaten so many cookies that like i was in pain like i've had i've had a sugar hangover i've had a sugar hangover in the past and also i've had so much sweet stuff that like my mouth hurts yeah yeah i didn't i can't feel like 25 candy bars would do that oh yeah what do you say twin guy can't relate to this i just said, I can't relate to this.

Shocked. I started to get a little sick to my stomach after a cookie or two. Two cookies? One and a half. Somebody delivered me chocolate chip cookies before I came down to LA. I warmed one up. I had one and then I put the rest in the fridge. They're delicious though.

Call yourself the F slur right now. Look, they were delicious though call yourself the f slur right now look they were delicious sometimes i wonder how we're friends i i love it i actually i i ride so hard for you you know what it is we are on opposite parts of the planet we don't hang out really we need to hang out okay i was just was just kidding. God damn. Actually though. You just fucking came at me. Actually though, Austin's right. Yeah, we don't hang out enough. We don't hang out though. Yeah, what are you When are you going to come to the Abbey with Will? You know what being friends with you is like sometimes though?

Me? It's like being friends with the gay version of Larry David. I love it. Some of your stories are so funny and they're like so I have a new story. Habitually awesome. Please give me one. No, no, please.

Well, I met this girl on a flight a month ago. She worked at Nike. Beautiful, gorgeous. We had the best time. We drank the whole flight. This is two months ago. And it's crazy. Cause I don't get recognized that much, but for some reason, for some reason, this particular flight, I was recognized like four

different times sure so i looked like a mega star so like she didn't know who i was so like i was sitting down somebody came on the plane oh my god i was like oh this doesn't happen that often it baggage claim three or four separate times whatever okay fast forward to uh a couple days ago i get on the plane i look at my seat right next to it she's like shut up it's her again again we had the best time drank whatever just a small world this short story there's no payoff at all but it's just i just saw the same girl twice isn't that crazy did you use that story as a vehicle to tell us how many times you had been recognized on a plane? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

But I'm getting recognized more. I'm in awe. That was your story? That was a vehicle to let us know how often he's being recognized. Dude, there's no story where the cool, interesting details are front-loaded. Where's the conclusion? I helped her with her bags when we landed. That's insane.

She moved to Los Angeles. I was helping her with her bags. This is Larry David. Oh, my God. I had a great time with her. It was wonderful. But I get recognized more for this podcast than anything else these days.

Do you as well? Yeah, I wonder why, Austin, because you don't make content that's not this podcast. anything else these days. Do you as well? Yeah. I wonder why Austin, because you don't make content. That's not this podcast. We got to name your prize. And once like every two months, once every lot of this in the next couple of months, a lot. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Fair. Okay. What is it like being my friend Hassan? Come on, tell me. No,

it's great. It's awesome. You like it. Okay. You guys are the best. You don't come out enough. I don't, don't i don't need to do more boys days we need to do a boys trip the thing is like i do stuff that's not you know on stream and it's always like boring shit but it's early morning it's like 7 a.m 7 a.m workout session you can you can bet that i'm gonna be there

uh also yeah yo will you want to join me i'm gonna eat a lot of fiber and then fucking work out when the sun comes up yeah so i do that and then and then you know i play basketball at night sometimes and also in the mornings it's crazy i do then you go to bed at eight o'clock somehow you you've become old men on opposite sides of the spectrum yeah yeah but Yeah, but I go out and party. I was out last night until like 1 or 2 in the morning. Yeah, he's like an old gay. You're like an old gay.

Do old gays go out? Fuck yeah. What? I love old gays. What do you mean do old gays go out? Look around when you go out. Can I just say something? Old gay men are so wonderful.

They fought so hard for the rights of men like myself to be able to. Bro, they survived. Yeah, they survived. No, seriously. I think younger gay men need to appreciate older gay men. They paved the way for us. And I love hanging out with them. They've got a lot of wisdom.

And they're a lot of fun, too. So I love hanging out with old gay men. Next podcast, he's going to come back and he's going to be like, I'm the old gay guy now. Old gays love me. I've started a war between the twinks and the old gays. Oh, God. That's true.

Oh, I did meet. Would you fuck an old gay? Look, we all have types. Press conference. This is press conference. Go ahead. You know what? I don't see age.

Okay. Have you fucked? Who's the, how old is the oldest man you've ever fucked? 26. So literally not older than, younger than you. Is the oldest person you've ever had sex. Was younger than you by multiple years. I think I may have. Younger. Was younger than you by multiple years. I think I may have.

Younger than you by multiple years. I think I may have hooked up with somebody that was like 27. Still younger than you by multiple years. A couple years. A year. Give or take. Depending

on how you're ready. Alright, are we doing a boys trip? Yeah. Where do you want to go? Boys trip to Japan. Las Vegas. Next weekend. Are we going out?

Are we going out in Vegas? Are we going to go out in Vegas? I think I'm just going to fucking gamble my face off. Oh, fuck yeah. You don't give a shit about your money. You aren't going to gamble for shit. Wait, what? No, when I go to Vegas, I ball out.

How much do you spend? Can you give me some money? When I go to Vegas, when's the last time you went to Vegas? Like a couple months ago. What? I went with my family. I took my mom and my brother. But I think it was like, it might have been a year at this point.

I forgot. It's been a while. But yeah, when I go, because I get like the concierge shit. And that's the only place where I have points, actually. What do I have? I have like a gold membership at this point. I'm trying to get that pearl. Do you use that?

I had a pee real bad. For MGM? Well, I don't actually use, like, I don't really care about the membership perks as much as like, I see it as a justification for all the free shit I get. Yeah. Because like, I get. Yeah. Because like I have a host. So when I go out and I gamble and stuff, like I see it as like this is how much money I would have spent if I got this penthouse and everything where I had to pay for it.

And then I just gamble that. You just gamble that amount. Or I. How much would you say you gamble in a weekend? Or do you know what I'm supposed to do? Last time I did that, I thought, because it was a big trip with my whole family and they gave us this penthouse and everything,

and I was like, okay, I'm going to put $10,000. I'm going to get $10,000 worth of entertainment. It's all free. All the food is fucking comped and everything else. So I'll do $10,000 worth of gambling. Did you win? I didn't lose it. I lost and then I won it back. So then it didn't...

But it doesn't matter because points still accumulate if you're sitting at the table. So $10,000. That's a good weekend. $10,000. God, you are the fastest pisser I've ever seen. I got a really heavy psi that's crazy that's it that's a genetic thing you missed it you i was talking about he took ten thousand out for gambling for a weekend in vegas you know what i do i take i the way i see it is

like however much i'm getting in for free from the hotel i i say i'm gonna gamble that amount i gamble i gamble an amount of money that i just know i i go to i i take an amount of money where it's just too little to even want to get up from the table and cash it out so i just know i'm gonna lose it i don't gamble much money i just play i just play craps till i'm drunk how much i pull out 200 bucks i like i mean i play blackjack that's like the only thing I enjoy playing. I'd like to go bet on the ponies. Go bet on some horses.

Let's go. You're a horse girl. I'm down with you. I bet your picks would be good. You could like, you know, look at their junk and tell me who's faster. No, I don't know. Is that true? The bigger the cock on the horse, the faster the horse?

I don't know. He's a horse girl. He can tell you. How much does horse cock affect horse speed? I don't know. Yes. They're girl. He can tell you. How much does horse cock affect horse speed? I don't know. They're called fillies. Are there female horses? Are you for real right now?

No. I know they're female horses. But do they watch female horse races as much as male horses? Female horses participate in the horse races, and they're called fillies. Are they as fast as the male horses? I don't know. I don't know. i don't know probably this is very are you trying to be sexist they're like horses what's going on i'm genuinely curious

that's so insane no i'm genuinely curious you are literally gay because you're misogynistic i'm just genuinely curious my man my man to talk about it. If there's a biological difference between them. Can the female horses drive? What the fuck? My man's about to start talking about how we got to stop these female horses from participating. We have to get more female horses in STEM subjects. Nobody loves female horses more than us. They're beautiful and they're natural.

They're natural. I love a female horse. Power to the female they're beautiful. I love a female horse. Yeah. Power to the female horses. Sure. Right? Nothing female horse bosses. I love female horses.

I'm just genuinely curious because with male and female. Yes. Right? If you were to put a male and a female in a race, I mean, sometimes the men will win. Right? Right? Sometimes the men will win. How many times?

Phillies have won major races. Okay. I don't know what the odds are. I'm just curious what the genetic situation is. How many times? Phillies have won major races. I don't know what the odds are. I'm just curious what the genetic situation is. Why? Why do you care? Why do you care about it? Why do you care about it so much? It doesn't matter to me.

I love women more than anybody else. It seems like you're saying women are inferior. Nobody has been more of an advocate for women. Do you know that statistically, though, gay horses are faster? Really? No, but I knew you'd buy that. Really? I'd be curious if there were some...

What horse is not gay? All animals are gay as fuck. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I think we're all gay. Okay. You, like, we here are all gay. We're just suppressing it. You are, because, like, in the animal kingdom,

they're fucking... You made a good point. They're fucking everybody in the animal kingdom. That's true. It's crazy. Do they not get their... Were you about to say they pierce their gay ear? Like the gay horses?

That's what you were going to say? You're free. Why didn't you stop drinking before these boys drink? They only shoo their left foot. So they have like a gay horse walk. Yeah, they're sassy. Nay. Look at the g gate on that gay horse

there's something wrong with you i'm having so much fun yeah this is a fun one yeah yeah finally now the fucking cutie's not here jesus christ what the fuck is going on in your life yeah uh dude there's literally nothing going on in my life. Oh, I mean, I am probably going to. I fucking feel it's like painful saying it even. Are you OK? I might give away Kaia for two weeks or three weeks, depending on the training. Wait, you're sending her to boot camp? Yeah.

To boot camp. Oh, no. He's such a good dog and he's sending her away. That is so crazy. How abusive. Yeah. I don't know if he'd do it if it was a male dog. I don't believe it. It's because she such a good dog and he's sending her away. That is so crazy. How abusive. Yeah. I don't know if he'd do it if it was a male dog. Yeah.

It's because she's a female dog. He's sending her to... Do it. Call her. Call her what she is. A bitch? Yeah. I knew it.

It's my bitch. You got hate in your heart. I do. Wait, is he sending to a female dog? Yeah, why are you doing this? She's so well behaved. I know, but there's... I want her to be like...

I want her to be like perfectly trained. But she's goofy. She's a goofy girl. Yeah, but I want her to be goofy. I want her to be able to walk without a leash everywhere I go. I want her to have perfect recall, that sort of stuff. And that takes intensive training. She's a goofy goober.

She'd be a police dog. Goofy goobster. That's what I would want. I want a police dog. Why? What? If I were to have a dog. You want a dog with PTSD?

No, I want a dog that's a killer. If somebody walks into my house. You want a racist ass dog? No, not a racist dog. I want white fang. Yeah. I just want people to know I've got cats

and they don't do shit. They just purr and eat food and they won't even drink their water if it's not fresh. I need a... Oh my God, your cats are you. My cats are so prissy. Like I have to... Can I tell you what I have to do for my cats? I left them for a couple days and I did have a cat sitter.

But I left them for a couple days and my cat refuses to drink out of. But I left them for a couple days, and my cat refuses to drink out of still water, like water that's sitting. He has to have running water. So I have to leave a sink on over the weekend for my cat to drink out of. No. Austin, no. No. What is your water bill?

No, it's like in a dribble. Austin. It's in a dribble. That is hundreds of gallons. No, it's like in a dribble. Austin. It's in a dribble. That is hundreds of gallons. No, it's just a drip. That is hundreds of gallons. It's not like it's on constantly. Over a weekend?

A dribble. Over a weekend. It's dropping. Drip, drip, drip, drip. You know his ass cranks it too. It would cost less to have someone come and turn the faucet on. Let your cat drink. Do you know cats are on their own schedule?

Drip, drip, drip, drip. He gets under there. They have devices that circulate. For those of you that are going to criticize me for this move, watch what? You want my cat to die of thirst? Dude, they have those water pumps. Yes, I know.

I had a fresh water filter. It broke. This is a temporary solution. Do you think your cat will die before it drinks still water? 100%. That's not true. I don't know. He had some kidney issues, and we had to take him to the vet.

That's so crazy. They said he needed to- Your cat is like, no aquafina his cat would rather die than drink water that's been left out guys but seriously it's it's crazy because he won't he won't do it he will get he will not do it he's he's because i watch him when i'm at home and i don't do the faucet thing when i'm at home because i can watch him and make sure he doesn't die and i watch him around the house and he's drinking out of toilets. He's drinking out of faucets when I turn them on. He drinks out of toilets?

Yeah, he drinks out of toilets for some reason. Just leave the toilet. That's a good point. But I'm always afraid he's going to fall in and drown or something. I'm just a little scared about it, so I don't know. He can't swim. Fall in and drown in a toilet? At that point, it's natural selection, dog.

You gotta let that cat go. I'm a frost and that is six inches of water. You never know. You never know. Do you think your cat's gonna die in the toilet? I've heard of cats dying in toilets. What if he gets trapped? What if the other cat closes the lid on him or something? Are they freaks like that?

I swear you're the gay Larry David. No, it's crazy. Do they hate each other? No, they get along. They cuddle a lot of times. Okay, so then they wouldn't murder one another. Yeah, but they may do it on accident. I don't know.

I've been scarred. Is it bad for the environment to do that? Because it recycles water. Awesome. Hundreds of gallons. No, it's a lot of water that you're wasting. Over the course of a weekend? You couldn't even fill in a gallon jug in a weekend.

You want to experiment? I want to let everybody know it's been never for more than 24 hours. Okay? Just for anybody that wants to cancel me for dripping. No, it's over. Some PETA activists are going to fucking show up. No one's going to cancel you for wasted water because, I mean, we fucking wait. No, but it recycles.

It goes into the sink and then it evaporates you don't have a thing that's not a thing that has it evaporates back into the atmosphere gets recycled and then drips back into my cat's mouth and then they pee it out and then into their cat box and then i throw it back into my cat we now know who would die first in the apocalypse oh yeah yeah you have before yeah yeah austin's cat would die first in the apocalypse oh yeah yeah you have before yeah yeah austin's cat would die first in the apocalypse because it wouldn't drink still water i mean look my look i i i i i would die in the apocalypse yes and then your cat would die i can't face much adversity no no i your mom was telling me how she went camping recently.

She hated it. I also hate camping. I hate camping too. Oh, do you like camping? Will likes camping. I could never do it. I just see no point. Can I ask you a real question?

Sure. Ever actually been camping? Yes. Washington State. When? In a few years. I feel like you can plug holes in this story. I don't remember sleeping in it.

I guess I slept in a tent. How old was I? Probably 23. I was in my 20s, yeah. We camped. Are you not anymore? I'm still in my 20s. No, I legitimately am in my 20s no i legitimately in my 20s

that's not a lie for a little bit longer how much longer uh about a year and a month oh oh about a year and a month you're in a month you know what fuck it i'm not i'm not ashamed of my age i'm oh really is that why you seem to be 29 years old yeah wow yeah you're 29 year old and you know what i think so you're being truthful'm being truthful. I think we should do a fear and camping trip. Fuck. No, I'm going to be honest. I will say yes to it,

but I just know I will have to do everything like drugs. No, like set the tent up, start the fire. I know how to do all that. I've done it. I did a, I did one of those,

uh, wilderness survival camps that parents send their misbehaving Mormon children to. Really? Yeah, my parents did it. You were the lone Islamic kid at a Mormon survival camp? No, literally. My parents didn't know what it was.

My mom thought it was fun, and she sent it to me, and I almost died. Wait, like they killed you for your beliefs? No, it wasn't all Mormons. Have you learned Jehovah's Witnesses, man? It's called like wilderness training or something. But it was run by some fucking former military guy who was insane.

21 days out in the fucking wilderness. Every night you're sleeping in a tent. You're rock climbing. You set up your own tent. You carry your own fucking... You carry everything around, basically. So you camped? Yeah, for 21 days straight.

I should do a vlog. It was awful. It was so awful that it's just like, I'd never want to do that again. Did you catch and kill any fish? I did not because I don't eat fish. Did we fish? i can't remember but we did a lot of kayaking we did a lot of canoeing uh we did dress any small animals uh

no we didn't dress any small animals but like i know how to do like the basics of like a bear bag and stuff you think you got to sling over a fucking okay yeah like i've done all of it dude the other thing yeah hang on hang on bear. Bear bag is? Take a guess. A bear bag. A big bear bag is. A big burly man. I feel like if I'm guessing what a bear bag is, something wilderness related,

it's a bag to repel bears. Okay, how does it work? How does it work? It attracts bears away from you. You hang it up in a tree. Okay. And bears will go to it instead of going inside of your tent

remarkably that is closer than you think so when you camp my dad was a camper bears can smell food for an extreme distance yep so like whenever you're preparing food you're supposed to do it away from your camp and then when you get done eating you're supposed to hang your food up in a tree yeah that bears if you have even like a granola bar which this motherfucker would he'd be like oh just i'll have a chocolate cookie which this motherfucker would, he'd be like, Oh, just I'll have a chocolate cookie. I have to have it.

He'd be snacking down on cream tea. And he'd be like, this doesn't attract bears, right? They don't like veggies. Yeah. And then some fucking bear comes in. I do like a midnight snack.

That's what I mean. He's going to have a cookie. We would die because of Austin's cookies. Yeah. A hundred percent. I love, I'm getting mauled to death. He's like, it was only one, one and a cookies. Yeah, 100%. I'm getting mauled to death. He's like, it was only one cookie.

One and a half. Yeah. I like... He leaves the other half too outside the tent. He's like, I don't want to eat this. It's too much. I don't want to be tempted. Yeah, it's too much.

I like to eat in bed. Yeah, that's what I mean. Do you like to eat meal? I like to eat food. I love to eat in bed as well. I'm a fan of eating in bed. I like to have... I have to be eat in bed as well. I'm a fan of eating in bed. I like to have, and I have to be watching the perfect thing up in bed.

100%. I like to have my little towel over me to make sure I don't spill anything. Yeah, I am fully in agreement there. Yeah. But yeah, as far as camping goes, what else? I know how to fucking,

I had to shit in the wilderness. I had to literally, we didn't, for 21 days, I had to fucking. You're. I had to literally... We didn't... For 21 days, I had to fucking... You're acting like I've never been camping before. No, no, no. Not like... Because many people camp at campsites,

and there's a public restroom. When you actually camp, you have to dig a ditch, shit in it, cover it. I've shit outside. Did you do that? No, you have to bring it... I've done it before. We have a little fucking shovel,

like a hand shovel. That trowel. You open up a hole, you shit in it and then we it was leave no trace so we had to use leaves to wipe our asses when i was in high school i got locked out of my house and i had to shit so bad but i was able to get in my garage where we had our toilet paper and i went in my backyard and I took a shit in my backyard. In the grass. In the grass where my dog shit. Did you blame it on the dog? No.

Did you pick it up? I didn't tell anybody. Wait, so you just left the shit there? What was I supposed to do? You left your shit in the back? You are gay Larry David, man. That's unbelievable. You shat in your backyard and left it? And then he took the

secret to your grave. Wait, so your dad, like, what if he just walks out and steps on it? I don't know. He's like, I think there's something wrong with the dog. There's cookie dust all over the shit. What the fuck? You didn't pick it up in a bag.

What was I supposed to do with this shit? Pick it up and throw it out. I was responsible for scooping poop. And I took care of it. No, you didn't. You left that poop. You left the poopy out there, it seems. I'm crying.

Well, yeah. That's insane. Well, I mean, I guess we should do a camping stream. I hate it. I hate crying. Well, yeah. That's insane. Well, I mean, I guess we should do a camping stream. I hate it. I hate camping. I think, what about me sending me into, like, very uncomfortable situations, like dirty jobs? You would get over that after one episode. You think so?

Yeah. If it was popular, I'd do it. No, but I don't think I'd be able to deal with it. That's what I think. I think, like, we're over there trying to fucking man the fort and Austin's just complaining nonstop. He's, like, trying to do a Snapchat heat map for himself to see if there's any twinks around. I feel like if we did that show,

it would just end up with me doing the dirty job and you guys being like, good work. I was going to say, I actually think Hasan and I are very similar. Like, he tries to make me seem like I'm... Okay, so I will say this. Hassan cannot do dirty jobs either. I have gone on the record. As you may or may not know,

I watch a lot of survival shows. Yes. And people always ask me, who two do you guys make good survivors? Yeah. And I always go on the record saying, absolutely. Both of us.

No. Disastrous. Both of us would be disastrous. No, I can adapt. There's no way. I mean, I know all the fucking things that I need to do. If we were like just to... I just don't prefer it.

If we were just to break it down to like physical capabilities, you would throw out your back or some shit. Fuck no. Blow a knee out. No shot. 100%. I mean, I would be... Like if I had to survive, I would be able to do it.

If I had to. Wouldn't like it. I am a firm believer that I, the reason why I don't do this kind of stuff is not because I can't do it. It's because I just don't choose to. I like to be comfortable. But if I was put in that circumstance, I would be fine. Okay. 100%.

Okay. What's the number one skill you think you'd bring to a survival situation? Both of you guys. I'm terrible. Like my intelligence. I'm terrible. Like my intelligence. Like my intelligence is not very great.

Like I'm just not very, I don't have a lot of common sense. Sure, sure, sure. If I were to. Number one. I don't have a lot of common sense. In a survival situation.. If I were to... I don't have a lot of common sense. In a survival situation, I would be able to pleasure the troop. What?

I would go... I would give everybody blowjobs. What the fuck? I would fuck everybody on the island. I cannot believe your number one survival skill is also your way to fall back and make money. Remember when I was like, how would you guys make money if you didn't stream? And Austin was like, oh, I'd blow people.

And now I'm like, what's your number one survival skill? Austin goes, oh, I'd blow people. If I had to survive, I'd just start. Think about it this way. Think about it this way. Who's going to kill the guy that's sucking everybody up? Seriously. if you're on an island and you can suck dick you say there's no way mouth dude seriously there's no way you're

gonna die right there's no way you're gonna die that's one of that's one of the that's one of the uh human uh whatever the fuck necessities needs maslow's hierarchy maslow's hierarchy of needs is how are you gonna compete with that i telling you, it's actually very intelligent. Just a sloppy toppy. That's one of the needs. That's right. What would your survival skill be? I don't know.

I mean, I know all the basics. That's it. So I don't know what I would bring to the table that's different than anybody else. I'd be able to fly a plane if you were about to crash. If the pilots died, I could land a plane's true like i like i'm not even kidding no i believe you give us something i have nothing give us something all i do is this bro i'd fucking talk the bear to death the bear the bear showed up at the camp i i have okay i've talked about this before but i have this this insane belief and i know it's not normal, and I know it's not correct.

Like where this is going. I have this insane belief that if I saw a bear in the wild, we'd chill. Like we would vibe. I feel like the bear would pick up on my vibes and would be like, that's a chill guy. Like it's fine. Is this something you think about a lot? Yes.

100% Do you think you'd just be able to – I mean, that's a skill. Do you think you can vibe an animal 100 you just be able to i mean that's a skill if you think you can i think i could i think i could vibe out a bear and then if a bear came up and was like hungry because the bear's like where the cookies at the other survival guys like trying to make himself look big and make noises you're like no let me just vibe yeah i'd be like what's up bear i'm a big guy you're're big. You know, what's good? And we would vibe. We would fucking vibe.

The bear would be like, you're chill as fuck. The survival expert's like, let him cook. Yeah. You don't have to do that. You don't have to get big. Just fucking chill. Oh, man. Oh, then, yeah, then, all right.

Perfect. You'll chill with the bear. I'll suck everybody off. And we'll do everything else we are gonna die I mean I don't know I fucking lug a lot of shit I guess it's crazy cause I'm

I can't even nevermind I'm not even good at sucking dick I don't know why I'm not even good at it I'm just not even good at it I don't even know why I would fell into that that'd be so funny if you were the dick suck guy in a survival situation and they killed you because you were just bad at sucking dick. Bro, you're raking it.

This dick suck guy is horrible. I'm just not that good at it. He keeps checking Grindr halfway through his BJ. I don't like it. I don't enjoy it. He's raking it, dude. He's putting too much shit. Oh, raking it? That's putting too much oh all tea raking it is that what you that's a frat

guy thing a hundred percent you got that's a frat guy term bro she was raking it dude no it was not i mean you told that's a frat thing i don't think so i think you got that from college i cannot confirm or deny that is the first place i heard that could Could be likely. That's a straight frat boy. She was raking it. 100%. And on that note, we are going to disappear behind the paywall. That is correct.

We are at a full hour. Aren't we, Marsh? Yep. We're at full hour. And by the way, Will has something to show behind the paywall. His dick. Yeah, literally.

We're not even kidding. He showed me the picture, and we're going to have Assam Piker react to it. Okay, Yeah, literally. We're not even kidding. He showed me the picture and we were going to have Assam Piker react to it. Okay, I like it. I'm proud of you. Yep, it was good. Why wouldn't I? It was great. Thank you guys so much for watching. Oh, he's pulling it out. Okay. Patreon.com Oh, what the fuck? Yo!

That's crazy. Chill. It's my fantasy team. He's going to censor it. He's going to censor it. Patreon.com slash fear and. We're going to see Will's dick. Yeah, we'll see you later, guys. Take care. We were always told not to flick your lights at people with their lights off. Yes.

Because that's how they chose people for gang initiation. And I was like, Elon Northolina is actually really close to like a a lot of gang violence so i flicked my lights at someone and i was in the car with like three people and i noticed that the person flicked a u-turn and i was like oh shit i think this person's following me now so then i like what do they do for initiation kill you oh yeah so i uh i did like i did like three really random turns and i ended up in like a development and the car was still behind me and i was like all right this is weird i'm gonna fucking fool see if they follow me i was in a i was in uh an audi at the time and i flew i did 110 miles per hour in a residential. They followed me and I was

like, oh shit, this is real. So I told the other people in the car, I was like, this is about to get so fucked up. I'm going to drive to a police department. And I was fucking speed racer, like drifting around corners and they were following me. And I just like peeled into a police department and I text some of my frat brothers to like alert the police department and be ready. And they were outside and the car just blew by. But yeah, it was wild. That's cool.