Fear& - Why bbno$ Is Quitting Music | Fear&

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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Oh my god, what's dragon dead in a soft-so cuisine? We have to go! Shut the fuck up! Wait, who's... Ahah! Ladies and gentlemen, if you're wondering why everybody's laughing, that's because I just dropped the F slur. Welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast where we are about, that's not going to open.

Well, we are back with the crew. Will Neff joins us? Thank you, Will Neff. Good to be here. And we are joined by the one. Really? Sorry, I just didn't trust you. Oh, no. I had another boy try.

No, it's okay. You needed a man to open. We are joined by the one and only. Do I really sound like that? Retired. All the time. We're dressed by the one and only, the artist formerly known as

Baby no money. Maybe no money. Guys, he goes by Alex now. Yeah, go by Alex. Alex. Well, welcome aboard the show. Bebeenos. No, very good.

Very good. If there's one thing you should know about us, we're completely ill-prepared for this interview. Okay. The three of us have no idea what's going on. Will is going to lock in. You have two Dr. Pepper's. I think you're fine.

Okay, maybe I'm the only one that has no fucking idea. I'm on TikTok. I participated in the light camp. You're old as shit. I reposted it. You did? Oh, for fuck's sake. Wow.

Well, I thought everybody, everybody has been regging on me pretty hard online, so. Wait, why? So tell us about it. I would not know what that's like. Yeah. Yeah, neither would. I was ragging on you too, cutie.

I was on my alter. Okay. Yeah, I mean, like the online bullying and shit, it's just like, it's just unhealthy to look at. I mean, unfortunately, we're kind of products of the internet. So you wake up, you look at an insanely negative remark. People are calling me the antichrist or like comparing me to Hitler. So it's, yeah, it's a little out of pocket. And I'm just like, Christ.

Yeah, I mean, I don't necessarily know why. I think people just don't like my music. Like, I'm only here for positivity and... To be fair, the devil is always pictured as being a good musician, right? The devil went down to Georgia, plays a fiddle. Oh, you know what? I guess you're not wrong. The best song in the world, best song in the world, all right.

Yeah. I love singing. Singing is dope. He loves it. I put me on one of your albums. I can't talk about it. If you want. Oh, you're done.

I'm done. He's done. Wait, so what happened? Explain to us the story from the start. So I've just been seeing Okay, so you know the TikTok that you reposted and liked and shared Across all your audience to bring me down?

That's crazy I put it on my Instagram stories So basically I did the exact same idea In March and I had like 20,000 people like it So I was like oh I guess people like me And then I was seeing a surplus Of people hating me

And I was like, you know what Let's just see if you know My music and my whole business is for the people just to make people happy. I'm not here to really, like, bride you. You thought your music was spreading misery? Well, that's what people think.

I don't think he thought that. Oh, I didn't think that. That's crazy. I hope, I'm glad you know. You know what? Look, let me tell you something from my perspective. I got, you know how I knew you made it? Is when I was in a gay bar

and they were playing your fucking music all over the gay bar. In the gay bar, when your music has reached the homosexuals. That's true. You have made it, my friend. I have a very gay audience. Yes, you do. And I didn't realize that until-hm shooters.

This was two years, this was two years ago. So I imagine people are doing everything with it now. Have you not been to a gay bar since? Like, why are you? No, no, I've heard it many times at the gay bar. You, Kim Petrus, Lady Gaga. The classics. Abercadabra.

Abercadabra. Abercadabra. Sing a baby-no-money song. Up, up, am you, and that's me. Somehow he became even more retired in that moment. I want, I'm happy to leave. Okay, hear me out. The reason, I excuse you, quit laughing.

He's my, he's my, he's my biggest op. Cudy's my biggest ally. He's my biggest op. Husson. Cudy's your biggest ally? You're fucked. Okay. What do you mean?

No one can hurt him when I'm around. Yeah, that's right. What do you mean on this podcast? Are you saying? No, I think, no, no, my mother is my biggest ally off this podcast. Good answer, good answer. Dumb. What is that dumb?

I am your bigger ally than your stupid ass mom. No, no, you. That's some ally. Oge's you think you're better than my mother? Yeah. Okay. At most things. Okay, well, maybe.

Let's do a mom off. Why are you, she's already cooking you and you're agreeing with her? Because she's my only ally here. We have to. We have to agree. It's kind of like everybody, you know, everybody has to fall in line with the United States, unfortunately. You can say anything. I'll agree with you. Right? Yeah. Say something. Say something provocative. Gay people really got to stop pushing that. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I think so. I think it could be contagious and we haven't proven that it's not. I agree. I wake up every morning and I didn't really realize. I was like, man, this gay agenda thing, what are they talking about? And then I woke up next to Christian every day and it's just like a barrage. doing a twirl and dropping into a split and singing show tunes. Oh, my God, I can't imagine if my future children were exposed to this agenda. And I'd do anything for it. My God, we'd only have people in theater and the arts.

We'd have nobody. We'd have no economy. You're making a good point. It undermines my entire worldview. I agree with you now. Yeah, okay. Anyway, my point is I'm bad with lyrics, but I remember beats. That's a crazy way to arrive at that.

I remember beats, right? So bop, bong, bint da, b, da, butt, da, butt. but uh huh huh huh this is wow you've got to stop though don't worry about hey listen there was a while back when you and i had a conversation where people were coming after you and it wasn't related to the music at all and it was mostly related to your your political positions which aren't even like political necessarily it's more just like be kind to people which is somehow yeah we just somehow become very out of fashion i mean specifically on twitter it's like yeah i mean the loud negatives

are really loud on that app. I don't know necessarily why. I mean, I don't see it as much on my other social media platforms. Yeah, Elon Musk bought it and then unleashed a torrent of Nazi propaganda on it. But if you recall, I don't know, like we briefly talked about this where I was like, listen, you can't take it to heart, but like,

you know, good luck. No matter what happens, if you are standing by marginalized people, if you're just like, hey, maybe we shouldn't like, I don't know, bully trans people or gay people or whatever, people will go, that's fucking bullshit. Even, even somehow, sometimes I feel like even people who are pro trans will do that

just to be like, no, you're showing sincerity, which I assume is cynical. And that's just the, that's just the part of the meta on the internet for some weird reason. Well, I think because so many people are profiting off of negativity that it's just like either you take either route. But, I mean, I've always just, I grew up on a very loving household. And my parents were always like, you know, push the love agenda further. Ew, yuck. And I'm very, I'm very, you know, fortunate and...

Yeah, don't say that around cutie. She is very negative and also very hateful. While drinking that Dr. Pepper. No, she's not. Yeah, I am. Okay. Yes, she is. Yo, March, give me one of those toothpakes.

We have nicotine. How are you planning on spending your retirement now, now that you're retired from music? Wait, I'm confused. What kickstarted this? Did I miss something? I just, I've been just bullied online. And I just don't, if I can't be, I'm obviously like a small little pillar online of positivity, but I feel like there's so many more of my fans that are, I get messages every day for my fans, like my diehard's being like, I can't keep up with the negativity. I'm trying. Oh, yeah, that's hard.

And it's like. When your own fans get bullied? Yeah. And I'm just like, why don't take a step away? Like, it's fine. I've done what I've needed to do in my life and maybe I'll come back. Maybe I don't. We just did that.

I mean, he could make some royalties. I mean, yeah, sure. Okay. I mean, it was kind of like a random feeling where I was like, you know what? I don't have like a normal life. You have free will. You can just say fuck it and walk away.

I can do whatever I want. Yeah, exactly, yeah. This is the new Austin Meadow when he's being selfish, he says he calls it, you have free will, just so you know. So don't listen to him when he gives you that advice. I've learned free will. You can just walk away. I can get up and walk into a Macy's and steal a handbag and be like, I have free will.

You do have free will. You have to measure it. Like, for example, I have to go to the restroom right now. I'm not going to get up and pee over everybody. It would be ridiculous. I mean, you could. It would be really dope. It'd be crazy way to end my career.

I don't think it would end. I think it would start with your career. I think all of us would be like, what? And that'd be it. Do you think it's because people would see that you're a grower, not a shower, and they would be unimpressed with your penis? Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Is that why your career would end?

I'm already impressed by your penis. Really? Yeah. Thank you so much. Seven with a curve to the left. Thank you so much. I mean, that meant a lot to me. That is my penis eyes before the meme.

Anyway, so what about my penis that you? Okay. The curve specifically. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So what do you think you're going to work on now? Are you just going to take time off? I don't really know yet. I'm probably going to take like a majority of like next year off and just think about my life.

I really want to buy a house, maybe like settle down. They'll get really canceled if you do that. Yeah. People hate that shit. Yeah, so I've heard. Yeah, so I've heard. Yeah. So, interest rates are... You live in Canada.

I live in Canada, yeah. Fuck. I forgot. You tried to play me, didn't you? I really did. Well, it's hard being an American because it's hard to be like, oh, everything is us. You didn't need to finish a sentence. It is very difficult being an American.

So what's your perspective of American, being all Canadian in that? I mean... What are you... Being all... Canadian? I mean, you're up there. You're probably having a pretty good time. Like,

this is the modern China. Because, hold on. Because before Canada was kind of like, you know, like, it was Canada. Like Dudley do, right shit. Yeah, it was like a, like a kind of like just like a.

Justin Bieber really did that for you guys. Yeah. Yeah. What? I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say really fixed. I mean, there's tons of the same racial oppression and like the same

exact issues that America has. Which is like being gay in Canada. Why would he know? that. I mean, in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto, in some of like the bigger cities, you're probably fine. But, like, if you go more inward and, like, more into, like, the general's amount of Canada that is the amount of Canada, you're going to run into people that are being incredibly, yeah, bigoted, yeah. Interesting. What do you think about gay people? I fucking love them. That's great. Great answer. I have a suggestion. Have you thought about

pivoting to being reactionary in right wing? So, like, when Austin asked you that question, what do you think about gay people, you go, I hate them. Or you can do another, there's a centrist pivot too, where you go, you know, I don't mind them, but why can't they cut that shit out? And then you say it in like a vague enough way where there's like plausible deniability. You know what I mean? Like everyone understood what you meant about it, but like you kind of angled it in a way where it was like kind of fucked up. Or what's the other side? And we're giving him the worst advice. No, I think that's what I'm, I, because this is something I think about a lot too, where it's like, you know, what if I just go away for a little while and come back reformed?

Oh, God-fearing Christian man. I mean, you're already there with this Christmas setup. You're one step closer to Jesus. Speaking of Christmas. Hey, baby, no money. Do you want to go with me to the L.A. Rams game this weekend against the Detroit Lions? Unfortunately, I'm going home, but I would love to come with you. Oh, that's a real bummer because I got my tickets on Seat Geek.

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and I'm available on that day. So I could. I think we could all. Do you want to go to the Ramp? You know what? Yeah, you'll come with me. We're locking it in Sunday. So we're going to the Rams game, but if you want to go to the Rams game or for whatever event,

you got to use Seat Geek with code Fear 10 for 10% off any tickets on Seatgeek. I have a question to ask you. As a Muslim man, is it your responsibility to get a shitty Christmas tree? Because your Christmas tree looks, it's terrible. Okay. What? It looks like, it looks like

the Christmas tree from Charlie Brown. Yeah, he's not talking about the Christmas tree that you see behind me on stream. That one's actually very

robust. Yep. He's actually talking about the family Christmas tree that we have. He's coming up here. And the reason for why it looks a little barren,

I will admit, and you will see in the photo, is because Marat every year goes and gets one of the 50 available permits to actually go

and pick a pontoon tree in the forest. The most Marat's story of all time. My brother Marat needs to work on picking better trees. So he went with my niece. He went with my niece, joy. He went with my niece joy.

Oh no. And unfortunately, the tree that they picked is this fucking thing. Wow. It is really bad. It's really bad. It's because Why couldn't you just It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. It looks like the Christmas tree.

It looks like what a Christmas tree looks like when you leave it outside for like three weeks after December 23rd. When you guys throw your Christmas trees away on like the 26th? No, I've got a sustainable Christmas tree. I just take it down and put it back up again. So you're a fake Christmas tree.

No, it's a sustainable Christmas tree. So it's fake. What's a sustainable Christmas tree? It's sustainable. I use it and reuse it. It's in a pot. outside and he just brings a pot inside. It's made of asbestos. Wait, so it's not a real tree. No, I've got, I've got seven Christmas trees in my home and none of them are real. I'm sorry.

What? Seven? Did he misspe? Yeah. You have seven full-sized Christmas trees. That's a lot of work for Santa. Absolutely. No, it's my aunt. She comes and decorates my house every year. Did he fucking stutter? That, Austin, that is, where do you store seven Christmas tree? In my garage. Are they all sustainable? My entire garage is Christmas Day. Wait, hold on, how big are they like big? Are they like actual? They're all great to match his house.

Yeah, 10, 7 feet for most of them and 10 feet for the biggest. Awesome. That is... Do you decorate them all? His aunt does. Six, seven. Yeah. Do I decorate them?

He's retired. He doesn't need this anymore, guys. My aunt and I have this really cute tradition where every year she comes and decorates. You annihilated an entire family of trees. No, they're sustainable. She loves it. She loves it. She loves to decorate. It's her thing. And I said, aunt, come over here, and I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will pay you. I don't pay her. Well, I, what is happening?

It's an awkward thing. She didn't want to accept money. I'd give her a blank check and she buys Christmas decorate. Isn't that cute? Come on. That's so fun. Thank you. You said that with so much enthusiasm. I would love that. I would love. I would love to do free labor. Can I be real? One Christmas. tree, normal. Two Christmas trees, festive. Three

Christmas trees, what's going on? Four Christmas trees, you have a problem. Five Christmas trees, you're a psychopath. Six Christmas trees, you're a horder. Seven Christmas trees, I think you're a serial. Let me count. Okay. I've never, I've actually never encountered. Let me count because I may be, I may be

overestimated. One on the deck. One inside next to the table. Two twin Christmas trees next to the day. That's one, two, three, four. One up on the, the loft next to the piano, right? One of my bedroom, that's two, four, six, and then one seven, and I'm missing one in the basement, eight. There's a, what?

I say eight more groceries? Happy holidays. He loves Christmas. Thank you. I want, when you come into my home and where you turn, I don't want you ever to forget that it's Christmas. But there are other Christmas decorations. We have those two.

Oh, my God. How important was Christmas in your house? Are you kidding me? I fucking, I used to track. Santa on NORAD. I feel like it hurts the value of your main Christmas tree. Do you put presents under all of them? No, everybody knows what the main Christmas tree is.

It stands tall and mighty with just a baby Jesus on top of it. Really? You actually do put a baby Jesus on it? I have a nativity set too. Yeah, I know. You have a nativity set in your home? How big is the nativity set? It takes up an entire dresser.

Wow. Okay, that's not huge. I mean, my cats have been killing most of them. They keep knocking over the Balthazar had his head bitten off by fiend it! Yeah, exactly. They keep knocking them over, but look, nothing is better than Christmas.

Kitty agrees with me. I know she does. You like Christmas that much, Katie? I really love Halloween, but yeah. You love Christmas? So you probably know the names of all three wise men, don't you? The three wise men? Yeah. Brankensens Goldenmer. I actually like that's what I was saying. Don't like Christmas at all.

Really? Yeah, the only time, the only reason why it's good is just to bring the family together, but everything else is just like consumerism. I love the consumerism. Yeah, I like, I don't spend my money, so. Look, like, I think, like, if one, one accomplishment of capitalism, which I think there's very few, and in fact, I think it's a horrible thing. For those of you watching, I don't like capitalism.

I think one accomplishment is Blackberry Dr. Pepper. I will say that. I will say that. That wouldn't have happened in a communist country. But anyway. We were just in a communist country. I know, and they didn't have Black Cherry, Dr. Pepper. There was a shocking lack of diet beverages.

I will say that. No, no, no, they have them. They have so. You just have to read the labels. I will say. But they are, because they're comedies, they are in a different language. Maybe they did. I couldn't read it.

It's crazy how many things you would not know about if you couldn't read the language. Right. That is a remarkable observation. You're saying about consumerism. Consumers, I think they nailed it. I really do everywhere you go. Happy holidays, Christmas music playing in the mall. But you can have those things without a targeted focus on spending.

How else are people to be motivated, if not for profit? No, he's literally saying how else would people hear Mariah Carey singing music unless they go to the mall? You're that one who in Whoville who's like, they took the roast bees. Yes. They took the gifts. I'm just saying, look, I love it. I love going everywhere, you know, and everywhere it's like, deals, deals, holidays, holidays. There I am.

To be fair, I was just in New York, and it is pretty magical there. Everyone, there's like thousands and thousands of people downtown Manhattan, like, experiencing Christmas. I'm sure. Can you do the Mariah Carey whistle tone? What is that? No, he can't. He might. He's a voice of Jesus.

Do you know Mariah Carey? No. Okay, I know Mariah Carey. Shut the fuck up. That thing, but she goes like way high. Do you know Mariah Carey personally is the question he's asking? Yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up.

You know Mariah Carey person. yeah oh my god what is she like i i've never met anybody that knew maria carrie i'm sure you have no i don't think i have i've never met maria carry fuck are you serious yeah unfortunately the whole time i don't i don't are you are you don't no i do i do i do i just like don't my parents like we we kind of stopped doing gifts yeah we just we just show up and i make christmas dinner Christmas is way better when you have little kids when I found out that Santa was not real I was devastated

Oh yeah me too I remember I went down I was like I was not sleeping well because I was so excited That Santa was coming and I went downstairs And I saw my mom like putting gifts in my Talking and I was devastated I cried the whole night Do you have other siblings? Yeah I had a brother and sister

Yeah that would have been a bad Your siblings ratted you out Or ratted yeah they just slowly like they would just say it. I refused to stop believing in Santa Claus. So what did that represent itself as? Well, first of all, my mom told me and I said, you're a fucking liar.

You lied to me. You lied to me. Who paid you to say this? Well, I was like, mom, I told you, I asked you many times if he was real and you told me. I was like 13. And you believe that Santa Claus was real until 13. Yes, the magic never ended in my home. So I try to cap.

You dropped on your head as a baby. That's crazy. I was I'm crazy. I'm he wanted a little whimsy. It's not weird. He also breastfed until he was 11. Yes. It kind of makes sense.

Yes. Wait, really? No. I mean, hey, man, free milk. Why did you believe it? Why did you believe it? Because, I don't know. Does he say you believe in Santa Clausson?

Last time I sucked on a titty was like 94, I think, 95. That's not true. Wait, so you were sad. Wait, how old are you? I suck on your titty recently. Oh, I guess, but I didn't suck on their titties. Really? Uh-uh

What is going Oh, I suck on men titties all the time I'm sorry I didn't realize that's what we're talking about Anyway I would suck on my own titties if I could Let's talk about Let's talk about going to a foreign country

Because I do want to talk about China China And the reason why I want to talk about China is because initially I've been trying to go For the longest time And I was going to go

With our boy Alex here Because he is Popping in China That's true. He was popping in China. Well, no, no, no. They don't know yet. They don't know that he stopped.

Oh, the retirement hasn't hit China. No, no, no. They know. Oh, they know. My weech has been blowing up, yeah. No way. Yeah. Okay, well.

And I remember specifically when the purge of TikTok happened out here, everyone went to Red Book. Yeah. And everyone was texting me, be like, why are you on Red Note? And I'm like, dude, it's not Red Note. Yeah. And, like, I've been on it for years. Shohongshu. Yeah, Sha Hong Chu.

Shou. I love China. Okay. I got a question. We all went to China. I want to know. How do you get famous in China? We were really trying to do it.

I want a tour in China. I really do. That's my goal. So how I blew up there, it was actually just fluke. I made this song and this group called the, what's the T.F. boys? The T.F. boys, they're like, I don't really know. They're like the Kardashian fans. family in China and the youngest dude Jackson Yi or Lee I don't remember at this point

but he danced to it on his televised birthday out of two songs yeah oh yeah Jackson ye so Jackson on his 16th birthday danced to one of my songs and I just went overnight success fame damn that's so crazy and I don't know the inception of like how people found my music out there but I remember I was a university and I had a foreign exchange shooting he was from China and I showed him I was like dude do you have any idea what the fuck is going on here and he's like wait this is you and I was like yeah he's like oh let me like hook you up with

everything and got a we chat and then I started like booking shows out there myself with my this Canadian dude that's just like a promoter out there and I went out for the first time in 2017 where'd you go first uh my first show was Shanghai and then I did like Shanghai dude yeah I've seen like go to INS was INS the 7 story

oh yeah I've been there I've been there yeah it's kind of you got Something for everyone out there. Yeah, truly. Yeah. Yeah. A couple of gay clubs. Yeah. But I've been to, I've been to, like, a bunch of the cities.

Like, I've been super north in, like, Xun Yang, which is like... Is you going to Chongqing? Yeah, Chongqing. Yeah, Chongqing's cool. Yeah. So, okay, so we can't make a song. Maybe, could we tour together? Perhaps.

Next time I do it, you want to come. You keep forgetting what he does. The whole top of the show. But maybe, like, in retirement, maybe Christmas album. Yeah. I mean, yeah, maybe. What if instead of being the artist, you're now the producer? I've got a star for you.

I can produce for you. Okay. You think I could, you think I got what it takes? Tell me when will you be mine? Tell me quando, quando, quando, we can share a love divine. Why do you do content? Why do you make music? Wow.

You really think I got what it did? Philosophical, yeah. That was so nice of him. That's the nicest thing. Anyone's ever said to him. That's so much. Are you saying I'm a man? Usually he sings and we're like, oh my God.

No, I think that's it. I mean, I compliment on your penis and your voice all right. I know. He's in. I'm in. That's amazing. Wow. Okay.

So you think, I think, you know what? If you ever come back to music, you need to do a duo, you need to do a, you need to do a collaboration with Inglebird Humperding. No. Oh my God. I think you would rock. I think you could make this could really say. I'm serious.

He's come to us in a time of me. I'm telling you. I've given him nothing but bad. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, and everybody in the audience in the comment section agrees that we, it's just Inglebird Humberdink, he's just like, he just, in a vacuum, everybody loved it on the trip in China. And I feel like if you did a collab with, do you know who Englebert Humberdink is? No one knows. You?

I do. No, are you? Of course. I know I'm. I know I'm not him. I'm not him. He's an artist. Anyway, we'll move on.

I'm sorry. He's over 80 years. He's 90. Yeah, but Gaghan did it with Tony Bennett. That's right. Yeah, what was your Spotify wrapped age? 83. I don't have a Spotify premium account.

I don't listen to me. Spotify. Oh, damn, me either. Yeah, my Spotify wrapped age was 83 years old. But my top artist was Gaga. Oh. Isn't that weird?

Mine was Noah Khan. Really? No Khan's good. Yeah, I love Noah Khan. Will, what was your age? I think it was 21. That's fucking crazy. What do you listen?

18? 18? Marsh, you were... I listen to Baby No Money. Here we are. Wow. That's incredible. I'm sending you...

I'm sending you something before we move on from the topic of China. I just listen to a lot of, like, new music. I think it's because I listen to so much like dance music that it aged me down. Even though my top album of the year was a jazz album by Bert Lowe's that came out this year. But it came out this year. I mean, it's all the youthful people being like, we need better music taste. But it's so interesting because Will has such a depth of knowledge with me. but you selectively listen to only the new things.

No, I listen to everything. Take five! Oh, wow, Austin. You sound so ill. You sound like Hassan walking up the stairs. I will not be making a medical diagnosis at this time. That's a good answer, because none of us can make a medical diagnosis, but you know what could, Austin?

What? Zoc Doc, you need to stop putting off these appointments because you sound and look awful. Like, you look really, really bad. You look as ugly as. has Hassan, and I think it's because you're ill, even though he's healthy. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I heard about Zoc Doc. Isn't that thing that I can do to make sure that I don't get screwed by finding an out-of-network

doctor or something? It helps me, and it can help you, too. And you could stop putting off those appointments and go to Zock.com slash fear to find an instantly booked top-rated doctor today. That's Z-O-C-D-O-C-com slash fear. This message is sponsored by Zoc doc doc. Zoc doc. Why we will never invite Hassan to our meetup in Chengdu tier and

So this is we found out Let's stop and pause for a second Oh so we found out after we were in Chengdu That there was a Hassanabi community meetup that literally takes place in Chengdu Where they get together and they like make food and they and they give out like food and stuff They literally get together is on my Reddit somewhere I can't find the original post Must be a Yeah, well, the cutie Cinderella meet up, they get together, and they all kiss on the mouth.

Okay, well, I was very frustrated calling out about this. I was like, I was in fucking Chongdu, and you guys didn't even let me know that you were doing this stuff, and they've been doing it apparently for quite a while. So then they turned around and made this video on Bidi Bidi, let's take a look. Oh. It's fire. This is fire. Hmm.

All right, Austin is your time. Fun, no, fun, no, fun. Man, lemon bro is being lemon again. Us. He's mad. We didn't invite him to our hasn't upy head. our Hasnabee has meet up. Of course we didn't invite him.

What's we're talking about? He said on stream, he'll definitely come back to China and join us. Hell no. Why? Her son sincerely believes he can vibe out a bear, a panda. You know what? We can vibe about... Wait, no, keep going.

You got him by the crank out of it and keep going. Shit. Say he can. causing us unnecessary attention from local authority that we are mobilized by a foreign

political influencer we can vibe it out we'll be fucked You're right I think we should never Invite Hassan to our Hassanavi has meet up It's bullshit

I kind of agree with them I agree with them We'll keep going What is lemon That's his nickname in China Stay lemon Bro Because I'm

sour because I was jealous about it. You guys know what Hassan and Asmon Gold have in common? Yeah, they both claim to be gamers and they both suck a game. But what is this? The mother. They can't stop watching

her son playing this bunch. I mean, I legit thought we also enjoyed it. His whole little insult, autistic vibe. It's kind of adorable Ewe, man Stop being parasocial, okay?

Oh my god Oh my god White's dragon dead in a soft socket We have to go Shut the fuck up Wait who's... Wow That's cute

Who's awesome Who's white dragon? Sucking incident. That's cool. What the fuck? How did that happen? That was awesome. That was awesome.

Well, White Dragon is, we're trying to workshop that one. What's yours? Toilet God. Speaking of which. Shung-Doo toilet. Speaking of which. Excuse me. Toilet got a war.

I need to use the toilet. Okay. Wow. Yeah, that means it. His fans are going to go crazy. Yeah. By the way, I brought some topics. Me too.

But did anyone bring any topics? Thanks. I needed that. Marsh, I sent you some topics. So the first of which is we've been following this situation here on the pod now for a long time. Have you ever heard of Fist of Dog Medicine? Oh, what happened to him? No.

That's my guest. Fist of Dog Medicine is a man that has been going on a journey. Nay, a legend. True. Where he's using Paul medicine on his hands, dog Paul. Oh, I remember you told us about him. Violent smashing devices. Yeah. He's been tracking the process.

Can we get one of the old? This is real. Can we get one of the old videos quickly before you pull? Oh, don't like that. Don't look. Don't leak that, Marsh. Oh, look. Look. I'll find one of the old ones.

You can just go on YouTube. So anyway. What's on? Let me see your hands. he kind of has dog fists as well yeah my hands are fucked up no but i look at this one i got those hands like you look like you've never worked a day in your life pretty boy me no that ugly one right there wait mine yeah my you can say a lot about me but you can't say i don't have work that's right uh my hands are busted as fuck marsh austin kicked the fuck out of the camera

you might yeah oh okay no it's that one okay um oh god oh God. But he just rubs while March is pulling it. He rubs this on his hands. Yes. And there's an ASMR component associated with it, which is a little gross. Like, I'm going to give you a warning. It's fucking insane.

And he also will do this thing where he tries to light a match on his hands to show exactly how force it has become. Here's an average day in the fist of dog medicine. Yeah, and he's been doing this for how many days? He's been doing this for, I think, over two years. So fist of dog medicine. Yes.

He does a bunch of other stuff, too, but this is like his primary thing. There you go. That's it. He's sanding wood with his hands. Can I light a match off my knuckles? Stick around and find out. But be warned, you have sensory issues. I advise you to skip right now.

What is he doing? He's cleaning up the calluses. No, he's cleaning up the wood that he just sanded down with his hands. Oh. That's what his hands sound like. Oh. There's only 180, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

And then he smashes things with his hands. Good God. Okay, so pause. This is where we left him. Imagine jerking off with those hands. Literally, you jerk your dick off. 8.58 was what it ended at. So this is where we left him.

Ladies and gentlemen, there's been an update in the fist of dog mess. I just don't understand what's the point. Well, I guess there's no point of doing anything. What do you mean? What we didn't? The point is greatness. Pretty girls have hobbies. To be a martial arts expert, but recently there's been a huge development.

Did he die? No, the opposite. Pist of dog medicine has developed superpowers. Please pull up the glip. What? Fist of dog medicine has developed superpowers. His hands now have a magnetic pull. What?

What? That's my dog medicine on my hands to make them tougher. I could now levitate aluminum foil. What the f-th? How was that pot? Wait. He's been doing dog medicine for almost a year, Hassan. No, two years.

Yes. Whoa. Now, wait, what the fuck? How was that? Take a look at this. Oh! Yeah, take a look at this. Go ahead and play that.

I don't want to be a doubter here. Well, it sounds like you do. What do you have to say about it? Wait, why is he emitting so much? electricity. Well, it's because his hands are so... No, no, no. So what does he do to his hands? He sprays them with dog medicine. No, he...

What the fuck is dog medicine? He fucking... Strengthen your dog's paws. Like the pads of the paws. Wait, does he look skinnier? Look, look, look, look. I mean, how can you deny what you're seeing with your own eyes? Does he look skinny what's happening? All right. I don't have...

I don't have many opportunities to be intelligent. But I'm going to offer what I think is happening here. He can levitate for me pebbles. Yes. Guys, he doesn't need a spoon anymore.

Sorry, Austin has something really important to say. Okay. Static electricity. Sure. All this man has to do is walk on a fucking carpet. Okay. And then put his hands over. I'll give you $100 right now if you can do that with some cereal. There's no fucking carpet in this in this house. There's carpet

in this house. You can find carpet. I'll give you the rest of the podcast. You can leave and go work on it. No. If you wear, there's $200. $1,000. What am I, a cheap bitch? No. If you wear certain shoes in my streaming room,

if you wear certain shoes in my streaming room and touch. Take some of my retirement money. Because now I think you can't do it. Well, maybe I can't. Who gives a fuck? I just say shit. You backed away from that so hard, dude. But, okay, the serial one, I don't understand.

Look at that. Look at that. Oh. Yeah, his hands are so busted. Is that an aurora ring? He's woke, too. He's like giving a trigger warning. Why?

Why? To be the greatest. Of what? Austin, sometimes our calling is bigger than we are. I guess so. I like his glasses. You guys should sponsor him. Yeah.

Yes. I would love to have Fist of Dog medicine. Oh, my God. Have you reached out? No, he's, I have to let him finish. I mean, look at this shirt. To-do list, your mom, and it's, crossed out.

Okay. Okay. Maybe this is what I'm going to get into. Honestly, pretty good pivot for you. Yeah. It would be pretty useful. Yeah. I have some other topics unless anybody else says anything pressing. Wait, so does he not have it? Like, I haven't seen him like match. It's going to be hard to follow this one up. Well, he does. He does. Is Marsh said he's still working on it.

Well, I got something to talk about. Okay, sure. I was reading the news and something amazing. amazing happen. Now, everybody knows that nothing is more magical than a woman giving birth in this, on this planet. I mean, Disneyland's pretty... A magical moment happened

in a way... Oh, hold on, that's not the right article. Oh, my God, wait, pull this screen up. Pull this screen up. March, do the PIP right now. Okay, I don't know why this is... This is not what I linked you, Marge. What the fuck is this? I don't know why.

I don't know why that came up. There was a baby born in... Also, we were there. Okay. March and I are in the background. Did you guys birth the child? Okay, so, you know, look, it was, it was, whatever.

A woman. No, it says the first line right there. Pregnant woman gave birth to self-driving Waymo. She calls a Waymo. She's in labor, and she has no way to get to the hospital, so she calls a Waymo, gets in the Waymo, evidently didn't even call 911. The people at Waymo noticed a disturbance.

as a woman giving birth in the car, and they called 911, and evidently she gave birth in the Waymo. Oh, my God. Do you think it's, like, free at that point? No, so I don't know that, but they did clarify that they did clean the Waymo afterwards. Waymo commented, and they said they cleaned it.

It is now sanitary. Can you imagine if you got into a Waymo and there's just placenta? Just like an umbellicle cord, too, cut up. What the hell? But I just don't know. If they were, if Waymo was as advanced as they claim it is, they would have cut the umbilical course, like automatically in the car. Do babies really come that quickly?

They can. They can. Really. Your water breaks, you could, you could bust. Damn, that's crazy. We're ready to describe giving births. That's crazy because, oh, I'm busting. They take a long long time.

I thought for sure that they took longer than that, but anyway. Well, we don't know how long it was before she got in the waymo. Maybe it was a long waymo ride. I don't know. I mean, who knows? Well, she was in San Francisco. Imagine being locked in a waymo. That kid's going to be so pretentious.

Because he's going to be like the San Francisco like, you know, Silicon Valley. And he's going to be like, yeah, so I was born in an AI vehicle. Do we know what she named? We don't know yet. X. They don't know yet. Waymo. Yeah.

Waymo's a good name. Waymo is a good name. Waymo is a cute name. I like it. I mean, that kid has a future as a Waymo ambassador. Ambassador. I mean, that kid's already got a check. You know, I was born in a waymo.

Waymo, I know good transportation. Do you think they would have paid like damages? I don't think she can really theoretically press charges, right? I don't think so. Yeah. Why would she press charges?

I don't know. Maybe they went over a bump and that's what made the baby fall out. Maybe we should tell her to press charges. Ejected the baby right now. Yeah, Hassan, you should get her on stream and be like, hey, like we're going to run you through court papers and bring down Waymo.

Waymo, baby. That's more Austin's field. What I care is shooting? Yeah, I think if you are different girl you could be a lawyer. I think I would. I'd definitely, I'd represent people that are breakout in song. Yeah, he doesn't, yeah, he doesn't, Hassan doesn't care. I'm always, I'm fighting

corporations every day. He doesn't, yeah, in his own way, by being a nuisance. Austin, don't let him hang him, bro. He's already down. That was really sad. Oh my God. You can't make him retire again. Alex, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize Austin was going to fucking stab you in

the gut here over and over again. I mean, immediately after I just love the voice and the dick, it's like, I know. No, no. I'm sorry, I was so cool. I couldn't. Yeah, this is what it is. You have to bully him.

If you don't, he just... I'm cool. He just thinks he's the shit. No, everybody thinks it. Everybody thinks it. Yeah. Flight of tenant, that was pretty cool today. Who's got...

I have more topics on us. You flew? All right, go ahead. He has to fly in every week. Rag and bone. Rag and bone. Rag and bone. Rag and bone.

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I'm going to be honest. Well, this one's also pretty good. The dog medicine update is pretty solid. Go to the one of the man walking around the world. that's crazy yeah there's a guy who has been walking around the world and he's about to finish his journey

he walked around the planet how did he get across the ocean well I mean 27 years oh my god typical British typical British activity has to traverse the planet

somehow excuse me no don't play it yet what are you this is remarkable 30 colonies lad he's going to check it all out did he walk on water just okay

he's fucking you're so awesome setting off on his epic journey from chile 27 years ago chile now nearing the finish line CBS news foreign correspondent ramy in a sense is that how it's pronounced

ramy good morning chili chile michael yeah good morning and this guy Carl bushby really is the uh ultimate globe trotter if you will walking across continents been walking also across time sponsored by a lot of outdoor brands

pause it what have you you know i feel like you did do it in like that that is crazy i feel like he was taking his fucking time 27 years maybe one of the most impressive things i've ever heard of and you're already undercutting him he has 27 years he was enjoying the walk dude that's on that's the next iRL he was taking too leisurely up a fucking pay like what's his job how's he making money Yeah, how did he make money? You don't really have to work. Well, let's watch.

I think he raised funds on the way. Since the year 1998, because that is when he started walking. He had two rules. He calls him simple. He couldn't use any mechanical transport, and he would not go home until he got there on foot. Wow. Since Carl Bushby started walking nonstop across the planet in 1998. Heck has gotten so much better.

But human kindness, he says, has not since his first few days. on the road in Chile. He's still got some life left. Well, I mean, he's done nothing but walking. Walking is supposed to extend your life. You see, that's all he does is walk. Does he ever run? Bushby has walked about 30,000.

What if he, what if he doesn't get? I mean, man's good looking his shit. Look at that haircut. Motherfucker definitely did not run. Okay, 27 years, he was not running. This story is, wasted on you. Can we zoom in on this hairstyle? Like

Yeah, that shit is banging. Also, oh damn, he was a fucking model. He doesn't look like that anymore, you guys. No, he doesn't. Don't looks like, I don't look like will. You know what's really crazy about this? He became, like, this is the British phenotype no matter what.

Even if you spend your entire life walking, you still look like a drunk pensioner by the, by a certain age. What did this man do to you? What does this man do to you? He's been walking, and he still looks like that. How is that possible? He walked 17 years longer than Hassan would have.

Well, this, I was going to ask you guys, is there anything great that you would devote your lives to? No. Yes, live streaming every day on Twitch. Fuck, no. Is there anything great? No, I got one fucking life. And guess what?

Then I'm going to fucking die, and everybody's going to fucking forget. They're going to do it. They're going to go. Oh, Austin. Austin. Or the technology is going to go out of style. Austin devoted his life to the telegraph.

And then, you know what I mean? The telegraph, it's already been invented. Like, this guy with walking, it's like driving's invented. Yeah. Yeah, he probably started walking. You don't think something that symbolic is cool to be the only person to ever do it? This is the peak. Wait, he's the only person who's ever walked the entire planet.

Yes. He didn't do the entire planet. He didn't do it, Ardica. Can you look up like specific? He circumnavigated. There was a- You don't have to do it. There was a-

What about the ocean? There was a video or a clip where he was like in some ice. Yeah, but also It snows other places Besides Arganica Now here's the deal I'll just go fuck myself I'm just happy

I've told you Jesus walked on water Yeah Actually Jesus did it first Exactly he did it first He fucking walked on water Nobody's impressed You walked on land

Congratulations you kept moving You know what I mean Keep it moving I'm very impressed I think this is very impressive We probably all walk around the globe Look it up Marsha I bet we all walk around the globe

in our own ways. You walk like 10 steps a day. Are you saying like total steps? You know two unnamed coffee shop. Are you kidding me? I would never go to Starbucks. I probably walk more in a day than you do in a week. Wow.

I would bet. Let's look at our steps. I don't know if I want to play this. I promise you, I got the most yesterday. I promise I've got. Let's do yesterday because today's been a busy day. Mine is like three to five. Wow.

This is this is pain. How many steps have you taken today? 11,000. Okay. Now, you're rounding way up on that. Let's go yesterday. I did 19,000 yesterday. Where the fuck?

Were you walking the Great Wall of China? What the fuck were you doing for 19? I was walking 9,000 yesterday. 5,913,000 the day before that. Oh my God, you do walk a lot. I walk my dog two miles every day. I try and tell you guys. 9,934 steps.

on December 8th. Okay, but I'm on the stairmaster. I'm not holding my phone on the stairmaster. That's bullshit. You don't have to hold your phone to get the steps. They won't know. No, as long as the, I think the phone moves. No.

I leave my phone on the counter a lot. Because I was cooking all day today. How many says? I only got 5,700. This was a bad day for me. That's barely enough. Six hundred. You got 600 steps?

Cutie. You were in vegetative state. I left. Are you okay? No. You're, I don't. want your AirPods. I thought my shit was bad because I got only 5,7001 steps today. Today I only got a thousand. Jesus Christ kidding. If 600 steps is really well, I was at,

I was recording the podcast all day, I think. Well, Monday, what was Monday? I might have been in bed. How many podcast episodes do you record that day? Monday. I leave my phone places, surely. Yeah, you don't, you don't, you know, I have no memory of Monday. Are you okay? Do you have dementia? No, I think I have, like, depressive amnesia. But I don't know what I did on today. These are the questions we should be really asking. Okay. Six hundred steps.

Okay, it takes 60 million steps to circumnavigate the globe. I leave my phone places. There's no way that's right. Austin, good look. 60 million steps. You know what? Guess what? I'm going to fly around the world.

What's 60 million divided by like 30,000? You're moving the goalpost. You know what? Look, I'm proud of this British man for walking. Congratulations. You know what? It's a great accomplishment. So 20 years. You know what?

It's a great accomplishment. And you know what? I'm proud of you, sir. And you should be knighted by the king or whatever the fuck is over there. Okay. All right. We'll move on. Anybody else's got a topic?

No. I'm liking your topic. I like your topic. He was only doing 7,000 steps on average a day or like less. Like, dude, yeah, he's chilling. He's really just slamming beers. What do you do when he's in the middle of like Nevada? Yeah, probably walk fast.

And then when he gets something where, cool. He probably chills. To be fair, he was pushing this cart. He probably camps. Yeah, he probably camps. How do you get, how do you make food and?

Probably put, you've put food in the cart. I mean, I don't know. Look, I'm just saying I'd rather settle down and have a family. I got one more,

I got one more topic. I would like to, I think he should whatever this man is doing. I got one more topic. Wait, no, no, no, before this one.

Oh, do you want to get into that one? Before, let's get into this one. There's one. I want to talk about. Let's get into this one, because everybody, it's an all play. Ladies and gentlemen, Australia

has just banned social media. Oh, yeah. For children under the age of 16. Really? I did not see this while that's crazy. It's coming to America too. Yo, you see the recent shit that immigrating into America, you need to,

specifically for Canadians, you need to show them five years of your social media now. Yeah. Oh, wow. Crazy. Yeah. Tourism. The thing is, if you got to show five years of social media, I'm not fucking, I'm not doing that to go to Los Angeles. Good luck seeing five years of my social media, bitch.

Nobody's going to come here. I don't understand why you're upset. I'm not upset. Oh, kind of, you're coming off as upset. I mean, I understand why it's upsetting. Like, I have friends that under this administration have not traveled here because they're a little worried about their social media presence

and their previous travels to countries such as North Korea. That's awesome. I think that's good. Twitch streaming. Yeah. Yeah. What's funny years of the exam platforms is WhatsApp, YouTube kids, Google Classroom, Discord,

Roblox, and fucking LinkedIn, by the way. Damn. Yeah, it's not showing up on that AI result. I don't really know, like, how they're going to regulate this. Because I mean, like, the amount of shit that's about me online, like, what are they going to do? Like, I'm going to sit there for like seven days. Or, like, what is their, what is their scope? What are they looking for?

They probably have AI search. I mean, I don't know. I think it's a bad idea. I'll tell you why. These kids are going to be ill-equipped to grow up as adults and terrorize people. Oh, we're talking about two separate things. I think he's still talking about

the five-year social media search to get into the country. Okay. But this, in Australia's social media ban, my opinion is I don't think this is good. Wait, why? I don't think it's good at all. I mean, I know that social media is unhealthy.

It's unhealthy for adults. It's unhealthy for children, especially children are even more malleable, more vulnerable. Right. But I think that ultimately they should have, instead of an outright ban, there's two reasons why I think it's bad. One, because the outright ban overall is really bad because kids have to communicate with one another.

And I think using social media applications is not necessarily a bad thing. There's educational content on there and whatnot. I think a Waldgarden approach would be probably a little bit better in terms of like YouTube, for example. Like up until the age of 16. I think you can go to a different kind of YouTube, like not just YouTube kids, but a different kind of YouTube that's more educational in nature. That could be good. And two, the verification process here is not great.

And I do think that the real sinister purpose behind social media bands, such as this one, is going to be full-blown. Everybody's registered with their fucking face and their identification to go on the internet. Now, we did that in China when we were in China. and controversial opinion but I lokey trust the Chinese government with my information more than I do the American corporations that will be taking on this responsibility

rather than even the American government and I don't really trust the American government either so I'm a little worried about it overall but those are those are my concerns in general I don't trust any I agree with the second part of your statement but the first part of your statement kids need to talk to each other

no they fucking don't kids don't have anything interesting to say before 16, they should be walled off from the internet completely. Make them read a fucking book again. Open the schools. That's what Albo said. That's what Albo literally said. He came out and was like, read a book. Read a fucking book.

I mean, I feel like if you take this away, they're just going to find a way to break it. That's also true. So then, and then they're going to be like incentivized to break it and be like more mischievous. Well, then we'll develop entrepreneurs, right? Yeah. No, the concern.

The real concern is that they go to, like, shady black market initiatives or shady black market social media applications where like predators can, with like less terms of service. Predators on fucking Roblox. No, no, I know, which is why it's also crazy that Roblox is not in the van. Roblox was exempt, which is crazy because Roblox is like literally uses a point of radicalization. And Discord too. Roblox is the new white van, bro. Yeah. Discord too.

You want a, you want a six, seven toy? I got it. Don't be it. God. Oh, my God. So it's interesting, but I do think it's coming. It's coming to every Western country. And I think this is how they get everybody on,

everybody's identification on before they can use any social media platform. And then who knows what will happen? All the, all the like social credit memes about China, they're going to fucking unironically do that in America, even though they don't even fucking do it in China. Am I wrong to say a lot of the people that are misbehaving on social media, specifically X or adults? No, there's a lot of.

children. No, there's a lot of them. Oh, I feel like they're adults too. No, no, no. I feel like they're grown. Is it when you get older? You think, no, you think everyone, you think everyone that's talking to you on the internet is your age. Yes. Yeah, that's not the case. Everyone that's talking to you on the internet is never your age. Really? Usually, yes, usually.

That's nicer than Hassan's tree. Okay, dude. Well, it's definitely more proportionate. Okay, guys, my baby niece picked it. Okay. Well, she sucks. we can see the effective social media on a child's brain then you know something that's interesting is uh when i went out i'm just kidding by the way niece if you're watching this don't you shouldn't be watching

this you're on the naughty list you do that uh but now she's on the naughty list and you don't you don't suck you don't suck i just want to let you know sometimes um we say things on this podcast we don't mean it just like uncle has on shit on every member of my family boat i have not your dad and i exchanged a hello today no he hates you he He does not. He said hello. And I said hello. No, he told me he doesn't fuck with you. No.

Oh, he did this? No. What is that? Oh, he doesn't know Turkish gestures. Oh, what does that mean? That means get out of here. He means get the fuck out of my house. Gay person specifically?

They made a gesture. Did he twist? Did he twist? Yes, he did violently. He said hello. Oh, he did that? Yes. Oh, no, no, no.

Yeah, it's practically enough slurred. He started going like this. Oh, my God. It's the worst. You know, he didn't know my name. He was just like, hey. A lot of penises. Yeah.

Holy smoke. That's what that was. March, what are we at? I was coming on myself. I was doing. I wish you said. Well, we have one. I have one.

Real real. Real talk. What the fuck is? What the fuck is that stupid meme? What the fuck? does it mean? How the fuck did it start? Like, 9 plus 10, 21, like that started from something. What the

fuck is 6, 7? All these fucking kids, my nephews, are like, 8, 7, 9. Look at me. I'm doing 6.7. What the fuck? I mean, this is the literal reason why. Do you want the actual origin? Yeah. There's a young man on social media at a basketball game. Yeah. And

inexplicably, he did the hand gesture when he said 6, 7 and it caught internet fire. There's no rationale to it. There's also a song. It's just you and, you Yeah, I thought it was a song. No, no, there's a song. That's where... Six, seven, a...

No, no, that's a rap song. That played up your prom. Anyway, I didn't go to prom. That makes sense. But then it caught on fire like basically a year ago, but only now is it reaching like Normie's sphere. Which means it'll die. Yeah, the youths of all right. I got one more thing.

But even then, it's still, it still has a lot of light because it makes no sense, right? And it pisses off humor, so if you're... in the outgroup, like Austin. He doesn't actually want to know. He just wants to complain. I do. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a damn.

I just want to bitch. Last story. And this is our America me up. Ladies gentlemen, Indianapolis Colts have been a team that have been bad for a while. But this year, they went into the aisle of lost toys. And they took a quarterback named Daniel Jones out of, you know, kind of obscurity free agency. And they started to win. And they've been playing really well.

And they're eight and six right now. But unfortunately, Daniel Jones exploded his Achilles and were past the trade deadline. So there's no one to play quarterback for the Indianapolis cults, but they have a shot at making the playoffs. So they went and they hired a guy named Philip Rivers, who has been retired since the year 2020, the COVID season. Yep. Yep. Yes. He's 45 years young.

Yep. He's coming back. Please pull up his press conference. And just type in Philip Rivers. How much do you weigh? Did they pull him off the street? Or was he on the practice squad? He has 10 kids.

He has a grand kid. Ten kids? Ten kids. There you go. And he came into his first press conference, fat. So go ahead and take a look. Let's take a look at that one. What do you like?

right now right this second um i'm not sure great how about that that's an honest answer and i will answer your question a little better on the plane and wait uh gregg and not not what it was when i walked up the film buffalo all right i can tell you that but but then i'll follow that up with i ain't never ran away from anybody anyway so what is your play pause i'm telling you right now must watch football this Sunday. Philip Rivers, 45 years old, 40 pounds overweight.

What is he playing? Playoff quarterback. Playoff implications. A gunslinger, a trash talker off the couch. I think that's insane. Grand kids will be watching. And he's playing against

one of the best defenses in the NFL. So the likelihood, what he knows is that he could probably be cut in half, destroyed, mangled, put in fucking a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Which is probably what's going to happen. I ain't run from anybody anywhere.

And the other thing he said, and I want to get a shirt of it, was, here I stand. If that doesn't make you want to run through a brick wall, if you woke up this morning with back pain, neck pain, your ankle hurts, you're feeling a little too old. Remember Grandpa Phil is getting back on the field to take the Indianapolis call to the playoffs, maybe, so the Seahawks better watch out. I'm I'm rooting for him

yes everybody is I'm rooting for Philip Rivers yes okay was he was he in the practice squad is he thrown no he was like off the couch off the cat literally dusted nachos off his stomach like he's out of shape completely out of shape like completely he's gonna go play in the NFL that's right and he's probably gonna start

that's right I mean at this point you can't even get in shape you might just take me here I stand that's right here I stand Wow. I fucking love football. Is that the football game you invited me to? All I'm saying is we had a retirement here.

Full circle. Watch this. We had a retirement here. Maybe one day and you have nachos on your chest and you have a grand kid they'll get the call back up and I hope you answer that call

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