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Episode Date: April 22, 2024

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For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fear End. We've had a lot of caffeine and quite a bit of cake today, but we are excited to bring you another quality episode. I feel like dog ass. You do feel like dog ass, but we have a guest today with us. We have Fan Fan. Yay!

So happy to have you, Fan Fan. Thank you so much. Fan Fan, for those in the audience who might not know who you are, what do you do? Go fire it off. Jesus Christ. Is that a bad way to talk to a guest? I feel like that's what I do every time. It's the most uninteresting way.

It kind of sounded like you were having a stroke, too. You laugh or something. I felt like you were talking to me. Just say your fucking shit. Just go ahead. Sorry, I am so invested in this little Hulk toy. I have not stopped. Yeah.

He's so squishy. Mine was sticky though. I don't know why. Well, Hassan touched it first. I touched it first. This was not that sticky. He melted it.

Go ahead. Fan fan. Tell us about yourself. Tell the audience, tell the fear and audience. Yeah. If they don't know you, what the fuck they're missing?

Um, you're not missing much, to be honest. What? Okay, come on. Sell yourself a little bit more than that. Come on, we need more. I think recently you're not missing much. I've been too addicted to GTRP.

Okay, what are the highlights besides recently that maybe they're missing? Oh, fuck. I don't think I've done anything much. She's humble, but she's incredible. She's the best there is. Austin, describe. Okay, you describe to the audience what she does.

Wait, hold on. Go ahead. I'll do it. I got it. No, hold on. You know what? Hold on. You know what? No. FanFan and I go way back, right, FanFan? Oh, yeah. Will was just about to... He's more articulate than I am. Austin, you take the reins on this one. You were so

excited. Hold on. Now, now as everybody knows it's the fan fan incredible vocalist you just found out out before we started gtrp oh come on guys now twitch streamer youtube cutting down putting the videos on youtube that's right cutting it into shorts putting into tiktoks instagram you have an instagram Twitch streamer, YouTube, cutting down, putting the videos on YouTube, cutting it into shorts, putting it into TikToks, Instagram. You have an Instagram, posting photos. You have a... In my defense, FanFan, I found out you were coming on about three to five minutes ago. You have a very interesting accolade, too.

You might be the smartest Twitch streamer. Why? How? You won the schooled. And you cleaned up. Oh, I feel like that doesn't really. Oh, well, you didn't get a strike the entire time. But I did cheat. You cheated?

Yeah, using the legal cheats. Oh. The copy. But you didn't get a single question wrong in the entirety of your run on schooled. Yeah, because I peaked in high school. That's why. They were all like the high school questions. That makes sense. What was your grade point average

in high school? 96. 90. I don't know. Canadian. Canadian. Connecticut. UConn? No, this was high school. You went to high school in Connecticut?

It was 96. Where'd you go? UC Berkeley. Okay, you were smart. That's nerdy as hell. What do you mean? That's why I peaked in high school. Freaking nerd? What'd you study in college?

Biochem. Ew, dude. What the hell? She's very humble, but you probably are the smartest person. I fell off after I'd gone to college pretty much. So you're a smart person. Who's the dumbest person in the room? I don't know, actually. I feel like you have to be somewhat smart to understand why do you ask this question when the answer may upset you no because like okay here i i i i we don't this this

he thinks hey i'm not the one at my computer fucking 12 hours a day not living my life that's right i'm up and i'm i'm I'm up and I'm at the fucking beach. Okay. Yeah, beach smarts. Beach and street. I have come up with a bunch of topics. I've got tons too. I'm going to take the wheel.

Okay, take it. First topic, he's literally chomping at the bit. How was Pride World Tour? Oh, my God. Pride World Tour was amazing, although it came to a screeching halt. I went to this gay bar called Twist. I'm straight now. Okay.

No. I had this amazing weekend planned for Pride World Tour. I got a hotel. I stayed at the Ritz Carlton. Oh, shit. Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I stayed at the Ritz Carlton.

I went to Pride, by the way, in Miami. I'm just filling you in. Just so you know, not enough that they got to fuck a month. They're doing it outside of the month. The weather was too much. Had to go early April. South Beach Pride. Went to Pride.

Had a whole weekend planned. Ritz-Carlton, South Beach, Twinks, the whole shebang. On deck. Yeah, everywhere. Look at all the photos. Yeah, right. Everywhere. Now.

Wait, is Twinks like a place? Or do you mean like Twinks like little gay people? Little gay people. Little gay the what the cute ones oh i think so okay yeah i mean yes yes the cute they're all cute yes cute yeah but yes twink beautiful and natural beautiful and natural tiny people yes little little people um so i'm like, okay, great. Friday night, it was Saturday was supposed to be the big night into Sunday. I was going to, because I can't drink three nights in a row. It's too much.

So Friday I was preparing. I got a spray tan. It's faded since then. I got ready. Saturday was the big day. I went to this club called Twist, but I didn't want to wait in line. It was in Jersey Shore. They went to Twist on Jersey Shore. Doesn't watch reality TV tv by the way i watched it online about it bish again i stand corrected go i'm like i don't want to wait in this line it's an hour and a half so i go i'm

like where's the vip host let me talk to him he's like tables i'm like what do you got for tables he's like two thousand bucks for the top table i was like damn that's not anything i don't want to pay that much i don't want to pay that much that's ridiculous i'm not i don't want to sit at the table i want to roam around so i'm like how can i get in and i had two friends with me i'm like how can we get in you want to pay two grand for the table no because i don't want to sit at the table that's boring i want to walk around i want to mingle i want to people watch he wants to no he wants to be in with the people yeah i want to be with the people right so people

so it's a hundred so he's like hundred dollars a head bar minimum to get in sure so three hundred dollars perfect done give him my card here's your bartender i meet him miguel is a fantastic bartender we go meet him um he's like you know come to me for your drinks. I thought $300 was unlimited. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I got biblically fucked up beyond belief. I was like, I was buying people shots and whatever. My bill was $900 at the end of the night because I was buying everybody drinks. And the guy that was with me thought it was an open tab, too.

And he was buying himself and me. We were buying everybody drinks so like $900 at the end of the night I woke up puking. It was awful. But I rallied and I went to Pride I saw JoJo JoJo Siwa perform

She alleged 55,000 people. What? No 500, like maybe 5,000 people max. Well, twinks are very small right yeah in compact but that was my pride weekend nothing else really interesting happened other than getting hung over that's crazy that jojo performed at pride yeah yeah but she said it was 50 that's and i was gonna call her out on the podcast yeah i'm calling her out jojo there wasn't 55 000 people there she claimed the entire where did she claim that she? She literally, she's like, she sent her Facebook post.

She says. Facebook. Or Instagram. Oh. She Instagram posts. I performed to 55,000 people at Pride. All of them singing my song in unison. And I'm like.

She thinks she's Adele. I wasn't. No. You're like, number one, I wasn't singing. No, there wasn't. You couldn't even fit. There wasn't even 55,000 people in a three mile radius. Gays do love a messy bitch though. So that's Adele. I wasn't. No. You're like, number one, I wasn't singing. No, there wasn't. You couldn't even fit. There wasn't even 55,000 people in a three mile radius. Gays do love a messy bitch, though.

So that's like pretty. That's the funny thing is the gays wanted to hate her, but now they have to kind of accept her. No, they're not. They're tearing her down. Really? They're tearing her to shreds. And I'm not that way, but there weren't 55,000 people.

Got it. You know what I mean? You're just for clarity. Performance was great. Awesome. 55,000 people. Got it. You know what I mean? You're just for clarity. Performance was great. Awesome. 55,000 people. Did she sing live or was she lip singing? Honestly, you know what?

I wasn't even fucking there. I left 30 minutes early. Oh my God. I left 30 minutes early. That Austin show goes, definitely weren't 55,000 people. I know I was there prior. Yeah, but maybe as soon as she starts singing, they flooded in. In my defense, are 47,000 people going to show up I was there prior. Yeah, but maybe as soon as she starts saying that, they flood it in. In my defense, are 47,000 people going to show up in 30 minutes?

No. Maybe. I've never seen it. There was 3,000 people max, unless they were all hiding in the parking garage. There's no way 47,000 people showed up. It was a surprise party. Yeah, you couldn't even fit 47,000 people in that mosh pit. The fire marshal would have showed up, shut the whole fucking thing down.

Anyway. Are you a Judge Jersey fan? No. Okay. I'm not.Jo Siwa fan? No. Okay. I'm not. Any thoughts or feelings? She's kind of weird. That's all my feelings. I do think that she's going to have like a Rebecca Black style effect on the gays. Because like they do love

cringe campy shit. Yeah. That was awesome. What's your big music performance? Well that was a big music performance. I still want to have JoJo Siwa on the podcast. No, her performance was wonderful. JoJo, 55 people. I want you to say it to her face. I would tell her there weren't 55,000 people there.

That wasn't the only big musical thing to happen. Oh, my God. This is earth shattering. No, I did my research on my way over here. This has been coming up. This has been coming up for some time. Here we go. This is overshadowing. No, I did my research on my way over here. This has been coming up. This has been coming up for some time. Here we go. For the past 48 hours, I've been locked in.

The twisted poet society. Waiting for this very moment. Nope. Tortured. Shit. Holding myself back every time I see cutie. Trying not to talk to her about this. This is going to be the most miserable next 30 minutes, by the way.

30? Try an hour. Okay? So listen, folks. next 30 minutes by the way 30 try an hour okay so listen folks i feel like we're at a time where hasan and my commentary on this issue isn't very important we don't really know the players we can't give a meaningful critique however there was an article that came out uh in uh it looks like paste magazine um by the paste staff now this is interesting they didn't assign a name normally a big article like this obviously would come with a byline because you want to you want to make sure that people know like this is a big

article there's a big review from this magazine now the way that I thought we could do this. Now, this article doesn't have an author. I'm not reading that. Because it was stupid. It's not coming out of my mouth. 3.6 out of 10. No, I didn't plan for you to read it. Okay, good. Austin's show is going to read this review.

Because you think it's going to. And we're just going to react to it. It's so funny because this is going to get clipped out of context and they're going to think that I'm going to get destroyed by Swift. Do we want FanFan to read the article then? No, i'll read it no this is good tiktok bait for you here we go swift is the most famous musician and arguably person on earth but on her latest album she can't help but infantilize the very people who buy into her music and drive her successes upwards in the first place infantilize okay aust, I feel like that's too rough to say. Make them children.

Okay. Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this. When Taylor Swift took the Grammy stage last month to claim her award for best pop vocal album for Midnight's, she saw that spotlight as an opportunity to announce her 11th studio album, The Tortured Poets Department. The follow-up cut to audience members,

Swift's music industry peers, mind you, told us that we would ever need to know and the collective disinterest across the crowd echoed through our TVs. Folks, from all walks of life, took to social media to express a multitude of reactions. Swifties clamored to their beloved Monarchs' forthcoming era, while others lambasted

the terminally cringed title and artwork and ridiculed Swift for making a night recognizing musical achievements across an entire industry about herself, knowing perfectly well that it would send her fan base into a surge that would no doubt overpower the excitement around the ceremony itself. Quite a few people question...

Okay, okay, you're burning through this. Let's just analyze. I'm reading it. No, no. I know. I know. But let's take a breath for a second. It doesn't seem like this person likes Taylor Swift.

That's a really good in-depth analysis. I don't think that they're going to like the music that comes out. I don't think they're going to be too nice. It seems like they seem to be a little bit maybe critical. Critical. I think they were going to hate no matter what it was. They're sipping on the hater rate even before the music

if they're talking about how Taylor made the night all about herself. Which, by the way, she kind of did. I have no idea. Oh, really? Don't be a coward. You're the one who wanted to read the paper. I thought it would be interesting content. Point, counterpoint. I'm going to be brave and defend Taylor Swift.

Okay. And say... And say... Is that the brave one? Yes, I think it is. And say, no matter what she did, it would all be about her anyway. And no matter what she says,

she just exists. It's all about her, and people are going to criticize her for it. Oh, God. You know what I mean? Imagine being the most famous woman on the planet. Judy, is there a way to eat Taylor harder harder than austin just did i don't know can you show us eat her harder what do you mean like stand up for more fucking oh yeah yeah that's what i meant

i don't uh uh i don't know how much of an archetype I want to be painted as right now. I think, uh, I think essentially Austin's right. This just does sound like a hater at the end of the day. Like all, all the hatred about this album is kind of like, uh,

Hey, then don't listen to it. I think she was set up. Don't fucking listen to it. I think she was set up for failure. Right. Why? Oh, Oh, Austin. i think she was set up for failure right why oh oh austin no she was dig in wait what do you mean set up for failure she was set up for failure no matter what she

put out everybody was waiting to hate on her i mean yeah she is the most right famous person she's the most if it was anything short of like perfection the best thing that mankind has ever seen, they were waiting to hate. They were full of hate. Do you want to read more? When you said set up for failure, it almost sounded like you were saying the album was a failure.

No, I listened to it the entire flight over here. What's your favorite song? I fell asleep about halfway through the album. What's your favorite song? I was tired. I woke up early. What was your favorite song? The Tortured Poets. That's the name of the album. I was tired. I woke up early. What was your favorite song? The Tortured Poets. That's the name of the album

and one song. The first one. Fortnite or Down Bad. I don't know song titles. You stole that one from me. I don't know song titles. I have an actual favorite song. I have so many favorite songs. Do you not want to speak? I have so many favorite

songs. One, let's talk about bars okay lyricism out of control tattooed golden retriever line i i i teared up when i thought about maddie healy as a tattooed golden retriever uh uh let's go back to 1830s, but without the racism. Taylor Swift, anti-racist icon. How can she push the needle further? Did she have to specify without the racism? She did. Specify in the lyrics. Why did she say that?

What about the homophobia? Do we want to read a little bit more? 1830s were particularly brutal. Go ahead. I have another section. These are not my takes. This is just an article. There is nothing poetic about a billionaire who, mind you, threatens legal action against a Twitter account for tracking her destructive private jet paths.

Telling stadiums. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Fuck this person. No, I think this person just sounds like a hater, to be honest. Why don't you walk to New York City, you fucking. Son of a, excuse me. I'm sorry, fan, fan. Go ahead. Please continue. Yeah. sounds like a hater yeah why don't you walk to new york city you fucking go ahead please continue yeah famously commercial air travel is is so yeah go ahead okay telling stadiums of thousands of people every night that she sees and adores them tavi gevinson says it well in her fan fiction zine when 800 000 when 80 000 people are also crying you become less special

too if swift can return to one of her dozen beach houses across the world kick up her feet and say when 800,000, when 80,000 people are also crying, you become less special too. If Swift can return to one of her dozen beach houses across the world, kick up her feet and say, I'm a poet of struggle, then who is to say

that millions, maybe billions of people with access to a notes app and a social media account won't dream that dream too? Maybe the, like what? This person needs

to go fuck themselves. Oh my God. Fuck this person. This person's a miserable fuck and I think they're miserable at fucking parties and they wish they were fucking Taylor Swift. They wish they were on a private jet. You give them a billion dollars and look what they do with it. For the remainder

of this episode, we're going to look through all of the Pace Magazine pros to identify exactly who this writer is, judging by their writing style. And then for the remainder, we are going to this person. It's already been done.

Bleep and bleep on both of those when I say that. We're doing this for Cutie, and more importantly, we're doing this for Taylor Swift, and more importantly, we're doing this for women, more importantly, white women in particular. That's who we're doing this for. This is a podcast where we have declared our allegiance to women.

And that's why we're going to do it. We are pro-white women. All jokes aside. I feel like, Cutie, you've been noticeably absent from the conversation. And I would love to hear your perspective. Genuinely. Yes. From the perspective of a Taylor Swift fan.

For the record, let the record show. Cutie is speaking. Please have the floor. For, let the record show. Cutie is speaking. Please have the floor for everybody in the comment section. Cutie has spoken. She's speaking. I think, I mean, I think there's been a lot of,

I think there's been a lot of hate. I think, I think it is kind of Austin's argument where she's the most famous she's ever been. So she's going to have the most fans and she's also going to have the most haters she's ever had. And people, um,

you know, and also every single year that goes by people are more and more vocal about their own opinions online every single like think people are so vocal about even beyonce's album you know like beyonce's levi jean song was some of the cringiest writing i've ever seen also like but that's the thing about... We stand with a beehive. I mean, I love Beyonce. Judy Cinderella's opinions do not reflect the rest of the Peter Pan podcast. I love Beyonce. I love Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift has... This is the thing. This is the funny thing that everyone thinks. They're like, got her. She has a cringy line. Bitch, she's always had cringy lines. She literally always has. Judy Cinderella's opinions reflect only hers. We do not think Taylor Swift... We do not endorse the idea that Taylor Swift has ever had cringy lines she literally always has she always cinderella's opinions reflect only hers

we do not think taylor swift we do not endorse the idea that taylor swift has ever had cringy lines never in gorgeous when she's like i'm just gonna stumble on home drunk to my cats that's cringe in me spelling is fun that's cringe in like karma like a lot of karma is cringe like and that's okay she has cringy lines and so for all of these haters using this album as a gotcha the swifties don't fucking care yeah she's always had lines like that definitely care well i i think i mean i think there's uh i i don't think it's worth arguing at the end of the day because if people you're not gonna i'm I'm never going to change your guys's minds. If you know,

I have no opinion. I actually think that this article is way over. Oh yeah. Cause I'll be honest. I don't know if this is one author. This felt like a room full of women. Just taking server. It felt like a burn book.

The lack of self-awareness of this writer i still want to hear more i still want to hear more lines from them uh but i i do agree i think that it actually is a little bit so overboard that it ends up uh vindicating uh swifties in a way because it's like oh you don't have anything that you're hating what is in my opinion more scathing is to call the album mid or not as other Taylor albums did not put her head in an oven for this

was kind of wild that was so we'll put up it in it we have many topics to cover I don't want to go at length but just out of 10 what would you give this album i this is the thing is i don't believe this album and this might be my craziest take i don't believe it was made to convert i don't think it was made to convert the general public into swifties i think it was

quite literally an album made for swifties that just felt like a here's an update like here's an update this is what i felt for the past two years there you go like consume it or not taylor's at a point of fame where she could literally fart on a track and all of us would sit there and be like what did she eat for lunch like you know what i'm saying also bars cute she could did you make that up yeah wow that was that was very good um better writing than what i saw on this album it's not true it's just it's simply not true go listen to the smallest man alive i assure you might find some similarities about yourself anyway jesus christ i think i think there was like i i think it's a good album overall but i really don't think it's a general masses album out of 10 um it for me is similar midnights i midnights wasn't my favorite

album either i'm gonna give it like a seven a seven wow yeah okay but like folklore and evermore are like a nine and a ten for me and reputation is like a nine or ten for me so it did this is the overall assessment i got from swifties that it was um that that it i think taylor is too hot right now yeah she's too hot and she needed to she needed to cool down before she like she had two options at this point she's the peak of her career she's popping off she's the it girl everyone can't stop talking about her there's like spotify is doing a mass blast it's got like kim jong-un vibes a little bit almost uh at this stage where it's like you pray to the altar of Taylor Swift in some ways. Did you just compare Taylor Swift to Kim Jong-un?

Yes. I'm talking about just like the cultish. They're both glorious leaders. Yes. You forget that I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Jushaist unironically, which is why. I don't know what words that mean. One thing I would point out, and you can correct me if I'm wrong, reputation was received initially with very critical reception as well.

Yeah, people hated reputation. And then it grew on people. Yes. So could tortured poet society maybe have one of those kind of building snowball effects? I mean, I think her music does a lot because I think what happens is you sit there and you listen for the lyrics. And even me, some of my least favorite songs on my first listen through, all of a sudden they're in the background. And I'm like, wait a second, this is a bop. Like, I don't like Down Bad, but now I'm listening to it.

And I was like, oh, wait. Wait a second. Like, that's a song that would play in the club. So let the record show. I gave you the floor and I did my research. Not bad. Not bad. I have more.

I know this is going to be... Hasan, let's circle back because we have a lot of things to cover. A lengthy topic. However, I think overall, this is my hottest Taylor Swift take that I think you guys will agree with, not even I was Swifty.

I think some Swifties will agree with. This is the hottest take, so this might even make Swifties mad, is I think Taylor Swift has done herself a disservice with her vault tracks. She always releases these vault tracks and some should stay in the vault. Even with the 31 songs that she released, I don't believe all of them needed to be released. She's valued quality or quantity more than quality. Yeah.

And they're still good and i'm happy to have them but that's why like i think from a swifty perspective i am happy to have them right but from a judgmental yapper they're like too many songs it sounds like shit they all sound the same you don't care so it's like but how does she balance that like does she need a fucking patreon where she releases her vault tracks like if she wants to share with her i think it's like a main channel versus vods channel yeah kind of like if she wants to share them with her fans her fans are happy to have them yeah but it does add another narrative to consumerism of people being like god she's writing so much right you know what you know what she needs to do she just needs to do it for herself i think that's what this album was i really do and she's so famous what else does she have to

accomplish but she can't make other people she's gonna make herself happy yeah so i think that's what it was i don't know i feel like it maxed out on the on the on the clout and i think for for this album and the way that it was released and uh i i feel like it was i mean it's like making her fan it's win-win it's making her fans happy they want to update and also yeah it's a really good capitalizing on what yeah it's making her fans that happy it's an update after two years and it's also kind of capitalizing on like the peak of the swifty era um that's why I said like I think she's too hot and needed a

cool down to like come back with at least a couple bops in there. I don't know. I felt like this didn't. Good business move but like not not like an artist move. That makes sense. Good business move. Alright. I have something to tell you. Tell. But do you

have something better? No. I don't even know what your thing is somebody told me we have talked many times about self-sucking yes podcast oh my god tanner oh oh my god tanner watch that you and i both know oh my god i watched that whole video of him we we have a friend in common is that the hasanabi head yeah there's a hasanabi head porn star tanner Reed, who self-sucks, and then he came in his... He's done it many times. He's a... Yeah.

You and I both... Anyway, God. Yeah. Holy shit. Small world. Small world. Small world. Small world.

Anyway... Big penis, though. Yeah, very, very large. Anyway, this completely separate. I was talking to a firefighter this past weekend Okay Retired firefighter I love how this is going to connect

Yeah And he was And I was in like the south So he had a country accent Talking like this, you know I'm not going to do it the whole time Why don't you get the head of your dick in your mouth The rest is easy

Yeah, yeah So he's telling me He's talking And I'm like, tell me your wildest stories as a firefighter He's like, well, as a firefighter, we had to respond to a lot of things, and sometimes when we get there, they're already gone. I'm like, oh, okay, interesting. So he tells me this story about, he's like, yeah, man, we rolled up on this fellow right here,

and he had both legs all the way up in the air. Oh, God. out here and and he had both legs all the way up in the air oh god and there was a and what had happened is he was butt naked legs up in the air the guy in the effort to suck his own dick they literally found a jar of peanut butter with his penis in it like a penis imprint in it he tried to suck his own dick cut off his airway passed out died and died he gagged on his i'm not no he didn't choke on his own penis he because he was trying so hard he he he shut off his airway passed out and because of the position he was in he actually died of a self-suck incident and i had to share this with you because i we used to joke about it but

evidently it has happened in real life thank you for this psa no i have to tell you yes as a self suck celebrity myself there are so many young people out there that want to be like me they want to emulate what i do it's dangerous and i'm just i tell. I tell them years of training. Hot yoga. Stretching. Air canal training. I think that might be one of the worst things I've ever heard in my entire life. It's true. And it's true. The guy, I didn't even, he doesn't

know who I am. He didn't know what I do. He didn't know about a podcast. That's the worst way to be found out. Yeah. Legs up in the air, everything just like this. He cut off his airway wow he finally he achieved his goal yeah and i don't think i don't know if i should have asked if there was come died doing what he loved yeah he didn't even finish i really wanted to respect his memory but i had to know did he finish well i asked him i was like did they what did they write down in the

report cause of death yeah and i was like they, I don't think that they, yes, they wrote down association. Yeah. I don't know. But anyway, I had a lot of people die of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah.

Yeah. But that's like, not as wait, wait, like, like choking somebody out. No, a lot of people felt belt in a door.

Yeah. And then it doesn't, they don't take it off in time. Wait, wait, wait. Like, are they,

are they, is it somebody else involved? No. I remember, I think someone... No, autoerotic asphyxiation. Oh, that's like what the BSK killer does. I think we knew someone that got found. Yeah.

Anyway, sorry. I had to share that. No, that's a great topic. Yes, I had to share it. That's a great topic. I already know. That took me out of my... I had an out-of-body experience for a second.

That was like really... I'm happy I could tell a good story. I know Hasan wanted to bring up Mattie Healy. Wait, Mattie Healy. Oh! body experience for a second that was like really i'm happy i could tell a good story i know hasan wanted to bring up maddie healy wait maddie healy oh yeah i mean okay so we're back on yeah i just don't i just want you to get it all out now i don't have to do this again okay 31 songs uh we thought that it was all going to be about joe joe alwyn yeah we did think it was we thought it was joe alwyn i trusted you cutie i saw your powerpoint there was so much information there yeah we were and to be fair like you know

they are both from england well we figured this out we figured something kind of fun out at the taylor swift pop-up because she had this song called my boy breaks his favorite toys and at the taylor swift pop-up was a broken typewriter it was a broken typewriter and on the bottom it said number three and so song number three my boy breaks his favorite toys and it's a broken typewriter and fucking maddie healy is a little cringy hipster and in multiple interviews he's talked about like yeah using a typewriter i carry a typewriter around wherever i go i I just like the way it feels. Yeah.

There's a GQ interview that they resurfaced from six years ago when Maddie Healy is actually talking about how he uses a typewriter. He's not like the other girls. Yeah. So you really hate Maddie Healy. I don't. I really don't. I think it's funny, though. I think, you know, carrying around typewriters kind of funny.

But as soon as that came out, everyone was like, wait a second. Is this a Maddie Healy album? And then you listen to it. And sure. Fuck enough. She was ready to drag his ass. So that's the question I had. Ready.

It's a it's a relationship that did not last that long. How long did the relationship last? It's been on and off again for 10 years. OK, shit. Wait. But but the last iteration of the relationship was how long? They've known each other for 10 years. No, they've dated on and off for 10 years. In an interview,

one of his friends said that when Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn broke up, Taylor went and told Maddie as a birthday present. That's how toxic their relationship was. Can you believe that? That's awful. Are we thinking he's slinging dick? was. Can you believe that? That's awful. Wow. Is it weird that I don't know any of this?

Are we thinking he's slinging dick? I don't know, right? Because I feel like he doesn't have a lot of, like, I mean, friend of the show, by the way. Sorry, Maddie, if you're watching. He's not a friend of the show. He doesn't know us. He actually unironically does. Maddie, you don't know us.

I don't know who Maddie Healy is. Neither do I. Well, 1970. I'm just kidding. Yeah. What were you going to, you were going to say something. Oh, I have more topics. Neither do I. 1970. I'm just kidding. Yeah. What were you going to, you were going to say something. Oh, I have more topics. Oh, I'd love to hear them.

Okay. Does anybody disagree with that? Mattie Healy once DM'd me and said that I was hot. So he is officially a designated friend of the show to a certain degree. Okay. Well, I, by popular demand. Oh, I do know Mattie Healy. Okay.

I just don't know hisaly. Have brought back a segment that has been long dormant. Billy Ravebrains, will you please pull up Balloon Fest 86? Before that, you've got to play Eagle Sound, though. Yes.

So this is a segment called America Me Up. Where I inform you guys about some of America's most glorious, most glamorous, incredible moments. I love these things. And some of its worst tragedies. Oh. 9-11.

The Bloomfest 86. That was an America Me Up moment, 9-11. We got them back though, didn't we? 9-11 was an event in Cleveland, Ohio. Oh, never mind. On September 27th, 1986. Yeah, I got the vibes completely wrong. In which the local chapter of the United Way would attempt to set a world record by releasing 1.5 million balloons.

Now, before we get into this, what are your expectations of how this event went? I think, wasn't like the air cold and so they all went up and then fell back down and like suffocated a bunch of people now you're aware of balloon yeah yeah i wasn't sure they said i thought it just killed a bunch of birds or something well it killed it killed a lot of things oh really i don't know it actually killed people when i think of balloon fest uh over the midwest i think of china that's right that's right that's right and how they so how they disrespected us with their balloon. So they let off one point.

Tell us about it. Wait. Pull up a video, Marsh. There's a video of news broadcasts. Let's get one at the beginning of the day. Were they trying to beat someone? It is a world record for most balloons released. Who were they trying to beat, though?

Well, they were trying to drum up support for Ohio. Look at Ohio. Look at us. We're a real city. We'll go live to the scene. Now pause. That will come back to haunt them. Go ahead and play.

Oh my God. that will come back to haunt them go ahead and play oh my god this is awesome this is the most poppin day in Ohio yes this is Ohio's never been the same Ohio I would have definitely been in a balloon fight. Ohio was desperate to build their public support as like a popular thriving city. You just want some breath. Now, the other thing that is rumored

is that they use child labor to fill all these balloons. That's so cool. They do love balloons. Yes, so children were forced to work around the clock filling balloons and basically working their tiny hands to work around the clock and, and basically working their tiny hands to the bone. Go ahead.

Continue. I love this story. Wait, sorry. Can you pause it for a second? Yeah. I love this story because it is almost identical to LeBron James in the sense that like he brought,

he brought so much joy to Ohio. I'm never letting you eat cake before. He brought so much joy to Ohio. Like, he put Ohio on his back and then left, and it was a disaster. So, brief moment of excitement followed by genuine catastrophe. Cute. Spoiler alert, she died. Well, she's probably dead now.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, after balloon test. John and I say, if anybody finds Mary Allen's watch tied to a bunch of balloons like this, and if you return it to the station, we'll have all kinds of rewards for you. Now, pause.

This is the coolest newscaster I've ever seen in my life. I love Mary Allen. He chose not to wear a suit. He's Cleveland. He wore a cut-off shirt with the indicators. Now, Marsh, can we please fast forward to the actual balloons yes oh my god i love mary now that is a net filled with 1.5 million balloons

holy how'd they count them well they had children tallying them with an abacus yeah uh go ahead and let's watch the release it's glorious it looks like a like a mushroom cloud it looks like a nuclear yeah i don't like it oh he's really losing it. Oh my God. It looks like a fucking explosion. It looks like Sarah now paused. It would be cool to be in that building.

This was the moment that joy would soon turn to horror. Wait, it was like immediate? Because as previously mentioned, a nor'easter brought in cold air and immediately began to force the balloons down. Oh, my God. Blanketing the highways and roads and causing multiple traffic collisions. Oh, no.

Go ahead, play. I want to sing up, up, and away. It looks like 9-11, but for Ohio. And see the multi-colors that are going up in the air at this moment. We did it, yeah? This is it. Let's hear it for Cleveland. of multi-colors that are going up in the air at this moment. This is it. Let's hear it for Cleveland. Let's hear it for Cleveland.

Oh, no. Cleveland! Ladies and gentlemen, there is no mistake on the lake anymore. Cleveland! Okay, pause. This was another ill-fated thing to say. There is no mistake on the lake. There would be a mistake on the lake. Oh, my God.

Because of those same winds, boaters would need the help of the Coast Guard, which they were unable to receive, and multiple boaters would drown as a result of Balloon Fast 86. Okay, this is... Only heightening the mistake on the Lake Monica.

Wait, wait, okay, wait, okay. Oh, my God. Okay, keep going. When does it start to get bad? It's already bad. The chaos is ensuing. You see how the balloons are immediately coming down already?

Do they start to recognize it on the broadcast? Look at that, Chuck. The Guinness Book of World Records. The Cleveland Hall of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Okay, they look like locusts. Yeah, it's weird. It doesn't even look pretty.

How many events did we take over in 1986? It just seems like they're so desperate for her. Well, and how does any... Like, what was their plan with planes? There was no plan. Yeah. See how the balloons are already plummeting to the earth?

Oh my god. I think the kids fucked up. They didn't tie them tight enough. Yeah. Alright, Marsh, while you go pull up an aftermath video. Okay. Typically, helium-filled latex balloons

are released outdoors and will stay aloft long enough to fully deflate before descending to Earth. However, the balloon-fest balloons collided with a cold front with rain, which caused them to plummet towards the ground while still inflating. The descending balloons clogged the land and waterways of northeastern Ohio. In the days following, thousands of balloons were reported washed ashore on the Canadian side of Lake Erie, causing immense water pollution. Oh my God. People had misconceptions about the environmental impact of the balloons

released, thinking that the balloons would reach an altitude where they popped and disintegrated. What? How would that happen? That's crazy. Burke Lakefront airport had to be shut down for hours after the balloons landed there. Traffic collisions skyrocketed and reported drivers would swerve in slow motion to avoid a blizzard of multicolored orbs or took their eyes off the road to gawk at the spectacle motorists on cleveland memorial shoreway ran into fences and each other before

the roadway was eventually shut down and a bulldozer was needed to help clear the thousands of inflated balloons oh god uh let's go ahead and take a look at the aftermath video here this morning ironically holy shit is one of the things that's making this search so tough for the coast Oh my God. A couple hundred thousand orange balloons. And it's just hard to decipher which is which. That's so weird. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. Because of weather.

60% of balloons. All right, pause. BalloonFest did not erase the moniker of mistake on the way. How many people died from BalloonFest? Well, it's hard to calculate because of all the traffic collisions. Right, yeah. But hundreds were injured. Was this more a higher death toll than 9-11 before? No. Oh, it's hard to calculate because of all the traffic collisions, but hundreds were injured.

Was this more a higher death toll than 9-11 before? No. No, dude. Jesus. That's crazy. 3,000 people died of balloons. But in the end, Balloonfest 86 is regarded as the worst publicity stunt of all time. Wow.

And only further made Ohio an absolutely noxious place to live that place i don't think i ever want to go to ohio yeah don't they have a six flags do they yeah i feel like i went to six flags and it's just falling apart thoughts how do you how does that story make you feel guys do you feel more american i feel america it's i don't like to think about that. I like to think about our back-to-back World War history. Fair. Victories, you know, that we carried the entire world on our back. I get stressed about all the fish that died from eating balloons. And birds.

And birds. That makes me kind of sad. Speaking of birds, I was on a plane that hit a bird after they hit a bird. I got on it. And they just were like, they came out of the intercom and they're like, this is your captain speaking. The last flight, we hit a bird, I got on it. And they just were like, they came out of the intercom and they're like, ah, this is your captain speaking. The last flight, we hit a bird. So once we scrape it off the windshield.

Yeah, they just fucking scraped that motherfucker up, did some paperwork, and then we'll be out of here. Yeah, it's just so, they didn't even have a funeral for the bird. Sad. So my follow-up question to end the segment is if you had to do a publicity stunt to save the reputation of ohio do you guys have any ideas i mean it's already fucked right it's already fucked so i would just host just a massive just fucking orgy in the middle of the

city an orgy yeah wait that's a little problem nothing could go wrong bear Bear. Fuckfest 86? With the children. I'm here with Nancy. Nancy's put her watch on a condom. If anybody gets Nancy's watch, bring it back. It's a little problematic. Public orgy is probably not a thing. Never mind. I'll think of something else. With thousands of people attending, I feel like there would be deaths.

Thousands of Ohioans. Yeah. There would be deaths. People would be crushed. In an orgy? You've got to work into it. You've got to lean into it. The orgy?

No. Oh, the Lynn Fest. The orgy. No. Oh, balloon fest. The shitty reputation. Okay, so what would you do? Nothing. You just got to accept it. That's your publicity set. Don't come to Ohio.

Acceptance 86. Okay. I would try to get the largest group of pit bull impersonators together. I would encourage, I would send bald caps to every Ohioan. Ooh, dolly fest 86. Oh, I think we're talking about like pit bull, like people that impersonated like dogs. Pitbull impersonators together. I would send bald caps to every Ohioan. I think we're talking about Pitbull people that impersonated dogs. Well, both. They could bring their Pitbulls and they all

are dressed and perform. Judy has not dropped this Pitbull impersonator thing since Kaya's birthday party. Once I learned how much they get paid, I was like, that's crazy. How much do they get paid? They come with a full performance and a stage and backup dancers and it's like 20K for like an hour.

Wouldn't it be awesome if Pitbull had fallen on hard times and he was pretending to be an impersonator of himself and he just does birthdays now? Oh my God. I never thought of that. Wait, that's insane. I never thought of that. That's a genius idea. Hasan, what would you do to save Cleveland, Ohio? I can't think of anything other than the fact that back in like the 80s, we would just have fun.

What do you mean? Bro, you weren't even alive in the 80s. No, I'm saying like America was just— This man goes Balloon Fest 86. Worth it. Yeah. He's jealous. In a weird way, it does feel like it.

Hear me out. Yeah. Okay. What I mean by this is like. We had no cell phones. Such a profoundly stupid fucking idea. Only cooked up by people who I assume were drunk during, like, in the middle of the day. Because there's no shot that like a sober mind touched this idea at all.

And I feel like we don't. They thought the balloons would disintegrate. I don't even think they thought that through. I think they were just like, let's fucking put a bunch of balloons out there and see what happens. Which brings me to my point. The way to save Cleveland, Balloon Fest 2024. Yes. This time, we do it right.

Yes, you make sure there's no wind or cold. No wind or cold. Disintegratable balloons. Two million balloons. No child labor this time. Oh, come on. It would bring a shit ton of publicity. And then they would pull it off.

And then Ohio would shoot up. Everybody would want to go. This is where Balloon Fest. Look at all these balloons. Yes. would shoot up. Everybody would want to go. This is where Balloon Fest. Look at all these balloons. It is wild to me that they thought that balloons would save Cleveland. Somewhere in the thought process, they're like,

if we just release enough balloons. I'm trying to think, what's a cool city? New York. What could we do to Ohio to make it like New York? Broadway, baby. Broadway. Let's move all Broadway to Ohio. Fashion.

Oh, wow. Ohio Fashion Week? Yes. Let's go crazy. Yes. I mean, technically, Les Wexner is from Ohio. Shut the fuck up. Wait, no.

No, just kidding. It's a Victoria's Secret. I think we need Ohio Fashion Week for like the middle-aged dads. You might like this because it's about basketball. I have a crush on a woman. You might like her. What? You have a crush on a woman? Are you coming out?

You know who I'm talking about? No other one. Angel Reese. Ashley? I only know Angel Reese. Sorry, it's a new love She's just Yeah It's like

What team is she playing for? She's just horny for her I don't know Okay Let me find her I watched her on Someone She came up on TikTok

While Cutie's looking for that I wanted Is it Ashley Thornburg? Or whatever Ashley Rogers Marsh I sent you a video Could you download it real quick?

Just think So it's not even ashley at all no look at her she's hot yeah oh my god she literally looks like she looks like you if you played basketball hell yeah what the fuck she looks like let me send you the edit bro she literally looks like the most mormon woman alive no how did you if mormon women were allowed to wear shorts and athletic they are they would look like this you have to wear garments are mormon women allowed to play basketball happening yes they're allowed indoor do they when they become wife age do they have to quit basketball yeah no like with their fam like what if there was a more look i think fan panel

like her look at her crazy uh they scouted her when she was like 13 years old and they said she would be like the next great thing in basketball and she silently had an incredible season behind caitlyn clark and angel reese i do like her Isn't she kind of hot? She is. Yeah. But I think she got drafted by LA, right? She was in the WNBA draft. Oh, so she's coming here, cutie. I have a boyfriend. Yeah, but he wouldn't mind if you got a girlfriend.

Break up with your boyfriend. I think he would. Because Paige is bored. I'm not hot enough for Paige. Hey, Marsh. Maybe Fan Fan can have it. I sent you a video. Anyway, that was America Me Up. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I loved it. It was phenomenal. Paige anyway. Hey, Marsh. Maybe FanFan can have it. I sent you a video. Anyway, that was America Me Up.

I hope you guys enjoyed it. I loved it. It was phenomenal. Thank you. I loved it. And I came with another topic. Oh! Yeah.

Please. Stop. Pause. I need to put context to this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's an airport video. I think.

This is an airport podcast. It is. Hold on. Sorry. AI is getting out of control. I love this opening. AI is getting out of control. Let's mess with AI in our generation, but let's not subject our elders.

I was in the Miami International Airport this afternoon waiting for my flight, and I saw a line of these ladies being escorted by not a person, but a robot. They were in wheelchairs that were not controlled by a person, but a robot. They were in wheelchairs that were not controlled by a person. They were a robot wheelchair. Roll the tape. This is original content. Look at this. Look at the ground reporting.

Look at these ladies. They're on the way to their gate. Oh my god, they're getting stuck because of the sensor. And the thing cannot get through the tunnel because there's so many people. And they're going... No! What?

It's out of control. No! You gotta send it to Daily Dose. They're gonna miss their fucking flight! They're never gonna get to their flight. They don't know what's going on. Somebody's on the phone calling for help. That so sad it's out of control did you help them no they've lived they've lived an entire lifetime yeah they're 85 years old this is skynet they're trying to get to their gate and they can't some dickhead robot not letting them go yes they they

in that airport miami airport, try walk from D... What if they were at gate D60? That's right. More than their flight time. Literally, those poor older ladies, we need to stop subjecting our... You're putting your foot down. That is the most Florida-ass thing I've ever seen in my life.

But Hassan said, people ask me this, did you help them? What am I supposed to do? Maybe clear a way so the robots can make. No, if I would have stepped in front of that thing, it would have stopped and given them. He did the responsible thing. Record and do nothing. Record and then make fun of it afterwards on his podcast. I don't know what else I was supposed to do.

I didn't want to get, you know, who knows? Maybe that was hilarious. That was a good time. That was really good. That was really good. Cutie, Hasan. I wanted a good time. That was really good. That was really good. Cutie, Hasan. I wanted to talk more. I know.

He wants to talk more about Taylor Swift. I just want to talk about Taylor Swift because I know what hits the algo, dude. Everyone is expecting us to have like. Everyone's expecting us to brawl it out over Taylor Swift. Notoriously, Taylor Swift. Do you think that we should talk about more Taylor Swift? Okay, well, Cutie has a gripe with us. I don't have...

She doesn't like to talk about Taylor Swift. You guys didn't throw me a Tortured Poets Department party. Oh, what? Show the TikTok. No, Marsh, get the TikTok. I sent it in the group chat last night. I said, I'm mad none of you did this for me. But I'm also nervous because, guys, I'm warning you,

we're going to get shit on Fan fan has not talked enough I have talked No yeah fan fan What do you want to talk about Let's talk about fan fan I've been watching love is blind a lot Oh

I actually pitched a reality TV show That you liked Yeah Okay I think you should hear it It's called this Conception of love Ten bachelors

One bachelorette At the beginning of the show, they all give a semen sample. And she is artificially incendiated at random by one of them. At the end of the show, at the end of the show, with her pregnant, she can decide two things.

Whether she's going to marry the man she ended up with, and whether or not they want to know who the father of the child is. And they can get an abortion if she doesn't want it yeah i was like what if yeah is there abortion on the table there is but if they keep the baby a million dollars to help them in their new wedding whoa oh my god bro you could literally that's like there's like a pro-life uh s sponsorship yeah you might be able to get exception of Wait, that's a genius idea. Thank you.

This is some shit. Fan, fan, if you had to write a little jingle to open up the show, what would it go like? Give me a little conception of love jingle. Five, six, seven, eight. Give me that semen. Give me that semen. Yeah.

Give me that semen. Give me that semen. Conception of love. It's flying off the charts right now. Wow. Dude. It's kind of worrisome that she didn't even skip a beat. No.

She went right for the semen. Give me that semen. Conception of love. Yeah. Conception of love. Give me that semen. Conception of love. You'd watch that though, right?

Yes. I would watch that. Are you kidding me? Fuck yeah. This is what Cutie wanted this is what i wanted fan fan would you want one of these look at him go balloon fest 86 oh that'd be awful we throw our party and just suffocate her with a balloon guys i am so like left out of the reason why i haven't been talking much is that i don't know Taylor Swift stuff at all.

Nor do I. I had to do research to tell you. Look at it. Isn't that crazy? You guys never do this for me. Well, pause, pause, pause. May I assert something? Yeah.

He has sex with the person he's doing this for. I was just going to say that. Isn't that all men are motivated by sex? That's a good question for you guys. I'm curious why wouldn't you do that for me whose phone is going off oh generally speaking the fact that ludwig didn't do this for you and then you had to ask us to do it makes me feel so good that like you love us actually you love us secretly oh my god you do you always talk shit but that's because you love us on you love us secretly oh my god you do you always talk shit but that's because you love us ludwig's on a work trip right now what do you mean he's here isn't he playing fucking pull him up right now he's busy ludwig and i did spend 30 minutes

trying to help you listen to the album yeah i was having a mental breakdown so we were there for you yeah but you didn't do that look Look at him. He's working. Wow. 54 hours deep. Is that a work trip? Yeah, it's a work trip. The basement smells awful. Oh, God. I went down there.

It smelled weird. Okay, pause, pause, pause. Speaking of doing things for me, Hassan, are you going to fucking do an Elden Ring run with me like they're doing? Oh, wow. This show doesn't end until we beat Elden Ring. That sounds awful. Look at him!

Fanfan will do it with you. I'm getting a fucking drink! Look at his situation. Look what you did, Hasan. Iran attacks Israel and you lose all sight of your friends. Okay, first of all, excuse me,

look at the horrifying condition that ludwig has subjected himself to he looks defeated will would probably kill himself by the end no will would like it i think i think will and fan fan could do it fan fan goes for hours you don't sleep not elden ring how how many hours a night do you sleep uh it's weird recently i've been like staying awake for 30 do like three days yeah do you ever have hallucinations oh my god how long you been awake today today shorter i woke up for oh my gosh and then when are you gonna go to bed like just to maybe not three days maybe not today why don't you sleep i really

want it what's wrong with you schedule because i just can't like i want to play she just wants to play i just want to play but not elden ring huh i played elden ring i don't want to play elden ring for 54 hours straight damn i thought she'd be down to run it now fan fan you famously show feed a lot how do you feel about foot fetishists? Some of them are really kind, actually. I do have some defenders on my wiki feet. I have some haters on my wiki feet as well. I have five stars.

Let's take a look. I mean, you have a lot of defenders. Pull up FanFan's wiki feet. FanFan, are you comfortable with us looking at your feet? Yes. Okay. Now, FanFan, I do have a question. Would you say that the foot fetish

community are they a nicer crowd than maybe the maybe perhaps the butt enjoying community or the actually what is that what yes but enjoying thank you see she knew exactly what i was talking about yeah they're actually oh my god like you harlot look at that that's what i'm saying she's she's famous for showing feet oh my gosh There's one of both of us. We're together. I was trying to get my score up. My score is so bad. Yeah, because your feet are gross.

It's like. Do I have a winky feet? I know. But wait, pull that picture up, Marsha. I think feet are gross to begin with, but yours are like a particular. Yours is the worst feet on the podcast. But we have a gorilla marketing scheme. We're trying to get her foot to look like my other foot so then they give me yeah smart yeah did it work we we go to

my feet let's see if they went up yeah okay what i find i want to look at negative reviews of fan fans so i actually did some research on this topic as well the reason why i don't hold on one second weird sorry the reason i don't hold on one second weird sorry the reason i don't find it that weird that feet fetishist exists is because like oh think of just think about everything that shows up on the internet there's probably people jacking off to it yeah like there's probably people watching fear and and jacking off to fear and so yeah but this is a very sexual research for this topic ladies and gentlemen i don't know if you know this they've tried to explain why foot fetish exists.

I know why. I know the Freudian explanation. The reason I've heard is that because the part of your brain that is used to identify different parts of the human body, i.e. the genitals, is right next to where log feet. What's the explanation for armpits? That's you. i have an explanation i think a lot of what the biggest way people consumed porn was online and dial-up internet used to be so bad you could like download porn on like limewire and then it would yeah the feet you'd be sitting there jerking it and then all of a sudden like it's loading and you see feet first and oh you're just like oh fuck it this will do

no wonder i get immediately turned on by the like the aol armpits it just loaded the different way and there's the armpit showing me when i see static immediately i nut for that reason it's interesting yeah okay um wow yeah that's amazing i was gonna ask the Freudian analysis for it is that like when you're first coming of age sexually you see your mother like putting on shoes and that if you're if you have like a random boner in that moment you're cooked like for the rest of your life you're a foot guy you're like Pavlov'slov's dog. It's your dick and your mom putting on shoes. Then again, Freud was a kook. Freud was a sick son of a bitch.

I think he wanted to fuck his mother and he was trying to rope us all into it. I read a book. Oh, is that so crazy? You enjoy a diet Sprite? That means you want to fuck your mother. Unfortunately. He was a coke fiend too.

I read a book. Freud liked to party What? God damn it I just realized We all listen to this son of a bitch We don't even know He was a coke addict

Well no we do know He would experiment with cocaine Quite a bit He said coke was a cure for depression Yeah Well he's temporarily Listen What's going wrong about that?

Not exactly He's not wrong Or has he cooked too hard. Another big event that happened this week kind of points to that. Yeah. Ryan Garcia proved us all wrong. What a segue. God damn, you're on fire today.

And proved that drugs aren't that bad because he drank and partied every night before his title fight, which he missed weight for, and beat the shit out of his opponent. Wait, how can he still do it if he missed weight? Well, so when you miss weight, the belt comes off the line. So he couldn't win the belt. Oh, okay. But he beat the ever-loving shit out of his opponent. Did he lose it then?

No. Put him down five times. And they only counted three knocks. But the other guy got the belt because he missed weight? Yeah, so the belt wasn't up for grabs after he missed weight by four pounds that's insane so was he four pounds have a different opinion on this issue can't make miss weight under okay only miss weight over okay i have a different opinion on this issue my opinion is that he wasn't lying and the illuminati did traffic him and show him like all the weird

pedophile stuff that they were doing and then they body swapped them with a better fighter that is identical they cloned him and they made him into a better fighter in the clone and because he was like exposing the truth about the Illuminati

they had to clone him and now the real Ryan Garcia is dead. That's unfortunate. But the book is closed. Drugs and drinking, good. We've been talking. We've been endorsing drugs for quite some time. Yeah, we're big time.

What do you think about drugs? I feel like drugs are good in moderation. Not good enough. I didn't know how to cap it. I like that Mark said not good enough. I like that Marge said not, he said based, except like he is not a moderate drug user. In moderation.

No, I just feel like you have to walk as slow as your slowest walker, you know? Yeah. So like, just because fucking this, this one lady took too much Coke and then like crash into an infant. Coke is illegal.

Yeah. What I would say is moderation is different for different people right for a larger person you eat more marsh just has a heavy set brain so he needs more drugs to get him where he's going the thing about drugs is you only hear about the bad stories that's how i feel about drunk driving no i mean think about it 75 of car crashers are actually sober why aren't we regulating those guys you know what i mean they're kind of ruining it yeah the bad drunk we gotta get the old lady driving the car drunk drivers are ruining it for the rest of us expert level drunk drivers you

how many jars a woman could open on pcp like imagine if we could just take pcp more often it'd actually be helpful around the house and then you wouldn't need men yeah yeah that's what men are good for and we'd be hey good question for you would you rather be alone in the woods and approached by a man or a bear a fucking bear that's right baby a bear's not gonna rape me You know what I mean That's real A bear can't fit his dick inside me Oh wow And on that cheerful note I've never I've never seen a bear dick before

Me neither Marsh Marsh we're gonna look at bear dicks In the paywall portion Are they big Ladies and gentlemen If you wanna see what a bear's Erect penis looks like

You gotta join us Behind this paywall That's right Patreon.com slash VRN Let me thank our amazing guest this week Fan fan Thank you so much for joining us. And on impromptu, too, we pulled you aside from that.

Do you have anything you'd like to promote or talk about? Or where can we find you? No, just Twitch at FanFan. Yep. I hate. Thank you so much. Also, a five-star rating on. On WikiFeet.

WikiFeet. Oh, we're going to look at bad reviews of FanFan's feet on WikiFeet as well. And we're also going to look at all of our wiki feeds. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. Thank you as always to our Patreons. We'll see you next week and goodbye. I hate that she acts like her feet are worthless, especially when people like me

mainly look for arches. She definitely has great arches. The detail. Thank you for coming to my TED talk it really is you wait what does it say what does it say after that hold on also I can't read my eyes are so bad also sure the toes can be crowded but that's not innate to her feet she can fix it by simply spreading I can't I've uploaded three pics of her showing off her arches and blacking out the crowding to illustrate my point I think overall they're four star, but I've rated five star because the average is too low.

Jesus Christ. The feet community is crazy. Does Austin have a page? I probably do, but I just found out that people even talk about a pussy like that. They're so kind.