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Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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And it completely flopped twice in a row. That is so mean. That is not a nice thing to say. You need us. You desperately need us. Oh, my God. What? What? You desperately need us. Oh my god. What? What? Austin, that you It's crazy that you're saying that about a show that you are also

a part of. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That was a joke. You are not kidding. You were hounding the fucking, you were looking at the analytics like damn. Oh my god. Will, come on. This is a conversation that Austin and Will probably definitely had already.

Now Will's going to play the nice guy. First of all, hold on. Just a second. Alright, let's hear it. Can we not joke anymore? Humor's dead. This is what the left is doing. I love that you went to Australia and I love that I had two weeks off. It was awesome. I took my PTO. I feel good about it.

I thought the podcast did amazing in Australia. And I think we should leave and you should travel more often. You're a liar. And you also desperately were looking at the algo to be like, I hope it flops because if these fucking shows do well, he's going to either. That's the thing about Austin. He just needs to know that he's needed. Yeah. A, he's going to either constantly travel and I don't want to go there because I'm too

busy flying around the country all the time. Or two, he's going to travel and I'm not going to go and then I can't get TikTok clips. Will and I had a hit tub show while you were gone. We don't need this anymore. I saw. I was there. I was watching. I was watching from Australia. Cutie, why can't I joke about this? No, I'm saying... I'm just

literally being silly and nobody... This is why I'm taking seriously. You don't know what I'm saying dude about. I'm saying dude about you two making out. Oh, in the tub. So a lot of people misunderstood. I think I'm homophobic. We actually didn't make out. No, he licked my face.

I schnozzled him. Yeah, he licked my face. Well, I also put my mouth over your nose. Yeah, nose and mouth. And blew as hard as I could. Did you actually? And it came out his mouth. Yeah.

Yeah, it's really funny. It's just two bros being bros. It's a really funny thing to do. And I loved it. Yeah, you did. Come on. You loved it a lot. We were two working professionals. You loved it a lot. How do you feel about him taking a body shot?

We were shit-faced. I love that you're exploring. I love that you have your tub show. What about exploring with your boyfriend? I think that you're exploring. I love that you have your tub show. What about exploring with your boyfriend? I think that water is so fucking nasty when I watch the tub show. We changed the water like four times. You're spilling beer.

There's no way to make tub water look good on camera. Hold on. That's what I'm saying. I genuinely think that Tub water just looks like that And people don't understand But then it looks murky and colored I think murky and colored

Would still look better with bubbles I bought bubbles and I dumped an entire thing Into it and it didn't work You have to agitate them Okay you gotta work them I thought you literally Are like the connoisseur of being a tub guy. Yeah, I just haven't... I haven't taken a lot of baths recently.

I've been only taking showers because I think it's better for the environment. Shut up. Fucking Christ. Okay, we're back, ladies and gentlemen. For those of you who didn't watch the last two episodes, and many of you didn't actually, I was in Australia. As Austin pointed out. As Austin also immediately pointed out.

I thought we had two very highly performing... You know what? That's... All right. Okay, stop adding insult to injury. It wasn't. It was a great show, and it was a great decision for you to go. Listen, it's what you need.

Yeah, I enjoyed myself, and I do think it's good to branch out to different audiences, even if their audiences don't watch. But anyway, regardless, I went to Australia. We're back. We're doing a family show. There's a lot that we're going to talk about today, obviously. But right off the jump, even though you were being a piece of shit about me going to Australia, I still got you gifts. I got all of you gifts.

Okay, hold on. Now that's, come on. It could have been anybody. I was only a piece of shit about you going to Australia because you did exactly what I thought you would do. Yeah. And what is that? Book your flight 48 hours before you left and not let me know till 14 hours before the

Yeah, Will and I were ready to go. And you didn't give us enough time. Okay. He was maybe iffy at best for going. You were always a no. You and Cutie are literally the same when it comes to

international travel now. You used to be a fucking ride or die. I'll say it. You used to be a ride or die. You are no longer a ride or die. I'm so sorry for not dropping $20,000 on a Raptor. You ride. for not dropping $20,000 on a ride. You ride. It wasn't $20,000. You ride.

Oh, fine. 16. Sorry. You ride. Yeah. But something else. Damn. Hold on.

Did you just out me as being a potential bottom? Because that's not the case. I said ride. You ride something else. Ride. Bottoms. Are bottoms the ones who are riding? No. The bottoms are the ones who get ridden. Ridden. Wait. No, no, no. Hold on. You ride something else. Ride. Bottoms. Are bottoms the ones who are riding? No, the bottoms are the ones who get ridden.

Ridden. Wait, no, no, no. Hold on. Bottoms are riding. Wait. Bottoms are riding. No. Yeah, they are.

They're riding. Unless they're on top. Yeah, they're riding. I guess not. Yeah. But the bottom would be riding, right? Yeah, if they're on top, they're riding. But I felt like you were riding.

Oh. I've never heard it like that yeah okay that might be my fault maybe bottoms ride down yeah they ride yeah they ride okay you're right they're on they're on the ride you're kind of we have up first this is not a gift but instead a gift for the audience where we are going to be doing a taste test of kangaroo and crocodile game jerky i don't even know what it is. No, no, no. Fuck away.

This is like a real meat. Yes. Fuck away? You just said fuck away. I said no fucking way. That's what I meant. No, no, no. So we have that.

Three different tastes. No way. From Australia. But that's not the gifts. I have individual gifts for every single person. Wow. This was thoughtful. Okay.

First and foremost, okay. a boomerang keychain. That says Australia. Here you go, Will Neff. That's for you. Thank you. That's so sweet. Wow. Is it because he reminds you of Kangaroo Jack a little bit?

A little bit, yes. Oh, I can't believe you got gifts for us. Secondly, here is a Visit Melbourne tea spoon. A Coke spoon? The reason why I got this for Cutie Cinderella is because she gives off the vibes of a woman who would have a tea spoon collection. Thank you. I feel like... This will be the start of it.

You can get it started on there. And last but not least, I got a Melbourne, Australia shot glass in the tub with Austin's show because he's a drinker now. He's a big drinker. Austin is definitely going to keep that right there and forget about it just like he has

his previous gifts that I've gotten him from Italy. Also, I have a palate cleanser for when we do the taste test of kangaroo meat. That's just a cocoa black hazelnut praline bunnies australian chocolate yeah not a vape no even though holy shit they love vaping in australia

it's like illegal wait hold on are the is this actual is this real meat yeah that's real kangaroo meat and that's real crocodile ethical yes they eat kangaroo meat pretty frequently in australia any other meat kangaroo meat kangaroos are. I mean, it's as ethical as any other meat. Kangaroo meat? Kangaroos are like the deer. Are you icing your eyelids right now? Something's wrong with me. No, are you okay? That's... You guys missed it.

I had lymphoma for like a solid week. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What did the doctor say? That I don't. Oh, thank God. What is lymphoma? Cancer.

I... Cutie called me and I was like... I had a whole ass swollen ass thing. One thing I hate is when hypochondriacs call me and they give me their symptoms and situations and i'm like oh my god they may have lymphoma it was big it was big for months cutie when you called me i was like oh shit that could be lymphoma yeah and i went and i didn't want to tell you i went to the doctor and the doctor was like yeah it's kind of weird let's get an ultrasound yeah so then what am i gonna do besides write my will yeah i was i uh yeah he said can i have your cat and i was like no she called me she called me she's like i have this lump and like i was like trying to come up

with solutions and i was like she ran me through all the solutions i was like she may have lymphoma i thought that's insane i called my mom and i was like i think she's got lymphoma that i think i think she's done. I'm fine. Do you guys want to give these a whirl? Yeah. I'd like to give them a whirl. Have you guys ever had kangaroo meat? I've had alligator. Oh, you have? Yeah.

Did you like it? No. Louisiana. Well, kangaroo. One is kangaroo. The other one is kangaroo sweet and hot. I also have dessert afterwards as well. Yeah, what if I am allergic? Yeah, what if we're...

We don't know if we're allergic to kangaroo. Yeah, we have no idea. We've never had it before. We're going to have to find out. Yeah, what if we have an outbreak? These are premium... Do you have epinephrine? Premium Australian.

I do. Low in fat. No added MSG. Salsa protein. We just named two things that you use for... I have Benadryl. Don't worry. We'll be fine.

It's a little slow. It contains soy and sesame and may contain gluten. It's about 10 minutes. That's fine. I ate gluten today. We're going to try... Let's go with the most exotic one first. Let's go with crocodile.

Authentic taste beef jerky I had crocodile in New Orleans once So you're not allergic It was alligator I don't know if I'm allergic to crocodile But they're from the same family aren't they What's the difference One opens their mouth up

The other one opens their mouth down It smells like normal beef jerky He's kangaroo jack he's gotta know That looks like a stick of gum. That looks so yucky. Get one for cutie as well. Don't touch mine. I can't do it.

Yes, you can. It stinks like cat food. It smells like beef jerky. You guys have never had beef jerky before? I can't even do it. Will's making a face. Will's going, wait,

why isn't Marsh eating it? I was trying to stall. He's excited to eat it. It tastes like, it just doesn't, no. It tastes like chicken. It tastes literally like chicken. It's poultry. Ew. Oh, man.

That's so cool. Fucking raw dive. I don't like it. I don't like it in my mouth. See, a lot of it for me is mental. And to me, I'm eating a crocodile. It doesn't sound appetizing to me. Really? I like it. I think it was fine.

It was okay, though. Realistically, it was fine. It tastes like regular beef jerky. I struggled to swallow it. Do you want a palate cleanser, Australian? Yeah, can you hold my hand during this process? Yeah. Okay.

Can I have... So kangaroo is basically... Yeah. Yeah, here. I have chocos. Basically rat meat, right? Oh, kangaroo. No, it's like deer. Oh, no, it's a bigocos Rat meat, right? No, it's like deer No, it's a big rat

Oh yeah, I mean, you're right I don't eat deer or rat Me neither, I refuse to eat deer I barely eat meat I only eat meat that I can purchase in the store There's only one extra one Is that weird? We have to split this one? You don't have to split it, just take the white one

Take the white one Take the white one I've never got any? You don't have to split it. Take the white one. Take the white one. I've never got any. I don't want to get close to it. Take the white one. Okay. That was so cute. Okay. Up next, we got Kangaroo.

Kyle wants the crocodile so bad. Do you want one? Do you have more? No, I don't want it. Do you have more though? How are we we gonna palate cleanse from the rodent? Well, they're really we're only eating rodent from yeah, oh This one looks good it looks appetizing oh, it looks better than Musk oh It looks better than It's got a nice musk Oh no cutie

What is their flavoring? Like what are they using? Oh That tastes like rat meat Oh Oh I'm not fair enough Bro I'm not gonna eat Can you eat it?

Shit Put it in your mouth If you need to spit it You can spit it into this It's definitely got some rat to it oh what oh my god oh that's insane i'm sorry i missed the bag i'm sorry now i have to pick up your spit hold on that it's on me that's on me that was my yeah we know it's on you no one what the fuck no one else thought that it was on anyone else. I swallowed it whole. I'm like, damn.

You ducked it? That's crazy. The kangaroo one was fucking gross. It's gamey as hell. It was shocking. Sorry. I'm sorry. It was shocking how gamey that one was.

It's rat meat. Kangaroos, I'm going to say it, shouldn't be eaten. I thought kangaroo is the one that tastes like chicken, but I guess not. It is definitely much gamier. Crocodile does taste like chicken. Do we really need to taste it with sweet chili? That's sweet and hot.

Do you want to taste it? It's sweet and it's hot. You're going to taste it. I'm going to taste it. If you want a palate cleanser, I have Turkish Delights straight out of Turkey. My cousin just brought them. Open up those bad toys. I just want to try this because of Narnia.

I had the biggest crush on the one boy, but I was a boy too. Well, I wasn't a boy. I was young. I was young too, so it's okay. I had a crush. He's a kid, but I was a kid too. We both had kid crushes on each other. He didn't have a crush he's a kid but i was a kid too oh yeah i get it yeah we both had kid crushes on you know he didn't have a crush on me because he was famous yeah i get that but if he would have met me he would have loved me yeah i sure think so yeah i do you think you'd

his name was skander keens and he played edmund in narnia and i was obsessed with him do you think you'd still be together oh i had we would still. I had some kid crushes. We would have babies. Oh, wow. You had some kid crushes? Yeah, like when I was a kid, I'd crush on another kid. I had a kid crush when I was another kid, too. When I was a kid. Why are you saying it like

it's creepy somehow? Bro, why did you say that when I said it but nobody else? This smells like Chef Boyardee. I'm not eating that. which makes me wonder if chef boyardee uses kangaroo kangaroo this one's no this is sweet and hot flavor oh my god oh my god i can't hold on kaya no hold on i need to open up the turkish chocolates they're not chocolates they're turkish like what does that mean i can't i can't eat. What does that mean? I can't eat it for you. I hate kangaroo meat.

I can't do it. You didn't even put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth! Put it in your mouth! Are there two pieces of kangaroo meat in your pocket? Just one. Here, just throw it in. I hate the other one.

Just throw it in. If I went in your pocket pocket would there be a piece of sexual harassment and we don't have hr live god damn it that's insane i had a whole sliver string have a turkish delight get out of my mouth. Get out of my mouth. Let's just get one in the bag. Oh, my God. That was... I feel bad if we offended Australians. Try the... No, fucking... The crocodile meat was good.

Sweet and hot was better. Hey. Oh, sorry. Do you want one? Do you want to try one? Turkish delight? Turkish delight. Let me get one.

Way better. Let me get one as well. That tastes like kangaroo meat. Okay, watch out for Kaya. No. Kaya, naughty girl. She did nothing naughty. She was trying to smell it.

Good girl. And that's how it starts. And then they lick it. It doesn't, it kind of, doesn't it taste like kangaroo meat? No, not at all. Can I have another piece? There's a lot going on there. Yeah.

It's like, it's powdered sugar, but then also like a gummy bear. Like a wafer. And there's pistachios. Yeah. Mmm. And there it is. Turkish Delight. Wow.

Okay. It's got a little crunch to it. My stomach is a cauldron right now. What happened? Yeah, there's a lot happening. There's crocodile meat. There's a hazelnut chocolate. There's pistachio, and there's kangaroo. Yeah. It's a lot happening. There's crocodile meat. There's a hazelnut chocolate. There's pistachio.

And there's kangaroo. Yeah. It's good. It's good for the body. I shat so much in Australia that I actually didn't even fucking gain weight, which is crazy. Yeah. I literally... Do you not want that?

Here, you can throw it in there. I'm going to throw it. I have chocolate in my mouth. Oh. Yeah, excuse you. I ate so much hot pot The food was incredible The Asian cuisine carries

I feel like the Asians are the Mexicans of Australia What a sentence Their cuisine is just like Absolutely carrying big time And it was phenomenal Very walkable cities Very beautiful And if you guys like nature

You would have appreciated it a lot more than me because I don't really fuck with nature. We were worried because the only information we were getting was out of your Discord. Yeah. Okay, dude. And that told a different story. I believe the quote was, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Yeah, that was me responding to a fucking...

I think the camera might have moved, by the way. I moved the camera. Yeah, that was me fucking responding to someone saying some dumb shit in the Discord. Of course, like, out of context, it looks like I was having an end of the show. Out of context, it seems like you're going to kill yourself. It happens.

That went viral. That went viral, and then the other thing that went viral was the fucking uh hasad coming up to me at the at the palestinian protest and being like don't drink diet coke you know what though i think she did a good job because when i went in your fridge it was diet pepsi no i i i unfortunately accidentally had to get fucking pepsi max you can just lie you can just say that you're trying no fuck no i would never um pepsi sucks he's doubled down on the diet coke he's got an inflatable diet coke mascot yeah i love diet coke uh this i got before i left for australia because um like when you order it online uh on on amazon which is also a very ethical company, as you guys all know.

Sometimes if they don't have Diet Coke, they swap it automatically to Diet Pepsi, which is insane. I think that should be illegal. Yeah. But I'm still drinking it. There are certain products that I, you know,

I don't know if I could live without them, even if they were helping commit genocide. Give us an example. Oh, stop. There's not even a thing. Like Starbucks coffee? Hot Cheetos. Oh? Hot Cheetos. I love them.

They're good. You just couldn't live without them. Flamin' Hot Cheetos, baby. Even if they were doing real bad things. I've never even seen you eat a Hot Cheeto. I'm going to go with Ranch Flavored Corn Nuts. You've never watched me eat? Ranch Flavored Corn Nuts? I'm sorry. I love them thank you

those are good and sometimes i'll buy them before i go on a plane and then i realize they smell so bad yeah because i used to eat them in math class and my math teacher used to be like you should go you i'm shocked that i actually know what i'm not shocked how much you got bullied in high school yeah you got bullied in high school i'm so cutie. I don't give off those vibes. Does he remind you of your bullies? That's what I thought. He looks like a bully. He looks stupid as hell.

You and me need to kick his ass. I don't want to. I'm so tired all the time. But it's not lymphoma. I'm so tired all the time. I am so tired. I'm so tired. I don't know what's happening, but I'll be fine. You'll be good.

How are you guys? I'm good. You know what's really funny is we were going to do a podcast while you were gone. You should have. I was tired. I tried multiple times. Kaya, for the love of God. Get out.

We tried multiple times and theyaya. Kaya, out. For the love of God. Get out. We tried multiple times, and they kind of just both blew me off. No, I didn't blow you off. We were in the tub together drinking heavily. You were in the tub. Interesting. Wait, so he didn't blow you off for when it comes to his own show. No, no, no. Come on.

And she blew you off. I spent two hours on it. I was told she had earth-shattering period cramps. I did, and I was using my PTO. How selfish of you. I thought that was natural and beautiful. I was supposed to do Austin's tub show on my period. And she couldn't do it.

And so I said no. One way to get a bath bomb in there. Yeah, they were worried we'd attract sharks. Oh, my God. Yeah. No, what was my response, Katie? like it's fine no and i was like there's no way i said that because that's what ludwig said i said and i don't did i actually say that i was like it's fine you can still do it no i did there's no way i said that there's no way i said absolutely said no no blood comes out of me during the no no i i literally

called her i literally called her and I was like, look, what you're having is beautiful, it's natural and it's an experience that God Austin said, I'd love to be in the tub with your ooey gooey. That's not true. That's gross, Austin. It's like the show must go on, bitch.

Bleed all over, it doesn't matter. I got fat bombs. Cutie went to Go on, bitch. Bleed all over. It doesn't matter. I got fat bombs. I bleed you cunt. Cutie went to, she told me she couldn't do it, which I respected immediately. I didn't even ask her. I didn't even push her on it. I don't believe that at all. I called another woman and she was also on her period. And so I had to go to bed.

We're all synced up. Ladies, now you know what to say to Austin when he wants you to be in the tub show and you don't want to do it. Look, you can just tell me you don't want to be in the tub show. No, I'm going to be on the tub eventually. Yeah, she's going to be in the tub eventually. I'm just going to sit outside of it. No one's keeping track of things like

who's on or if I had way more viewership than when Ludwig was on. No one pays attention to those things. They're just metrics that are lost. I did not know that. I like that. Was that a thing? I was just putting out hypotheticals.

It certainly was a metric that a lot of people recorded. How much more? I don't really know exactly, but some would estimate between 300,000 to 500,000 viewership. I don't know. What was the actual metric? I don't know. I think it's between 5,000 and 10,000 viewership. I don't know if I'm just fucking making it up. I don't know.

I think it's between 5,000 and 10,000 more, but it's hard to say. Oh, my God. Yo. It's hard to say. I don't know. That's crazy. I didn't notice.

I don't know what you want me to say about that. Now, hold on. Now, YouTube may be a different story, but we'll see. Well, it was on a Friday and a Saturday. There's a big difference. Why are you trying to defend your boys right now? Because what am I supposed to do?

I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Don't defend your mans right now. I just want to say I loved having both of you on, and it was a phenomenal experience. How do you feel about him taking body shots off of your mans? I do feel bad because Ludwig asked me to do a show, and I got back late to him too late. And so he went to the B team.

I missed. No, no, no, not that show. His show. And I missed it, so I apologize. No, no, no. so he went to the b team i missed no no no not that show his show and i missed it so i i apologize no no no he did go i did go on i did i was i was on oh you were my replacement fuck no i don't know when he asked you maybe somebody else was your replacement i have no idea no i i actually it was um i wasn't your replacement it was somebody else and i know how that person it was a situation. They were on their period. I'm not even supposed to say that I was on that show.

Was I replaced by a serial killer? No, no. Like there was another person that came and they were told it was like they needed to come because there was an emergency. So it was probably your. He wanted us together. Got it. What is your take to the question I keep be asking how did you feel about austin taking body shots off your mans all i could focus on is how gross i think the water is yeah he didn't have a problem she was in she was in the bathroom with us yeah i walked in

i saw them and by the way for the record in the tub not a sexual show okay i'm sick and tired of doing weird things will and i after the show we're like we felt so uncomfortable with how we were sexualized during that show oh yeah well have you considered not looking like a slut then oh i'm sorry that's see wow that's yeah that's right I'm fucking saying it. Will, don't do this. Don't even fucking do this. Goes to Australia. I'm more problematic now.

Will, you look so fucking good. You look so good. Austin always looks good. So it's like you already know. I'm bridging the gap. I'm losing weight. You look great. You look so goddamn good. The diet is good. And you know what you have on me?

It made me not want to go in the tub for at least another six months. No, come on. Yeah, sorry, Austin. I have to get in a way better shape. I understand you're a pussy, and that's okay. Yeah. Oh, wow. Toxic masculinity just jumped out real quick, huh?

I'm just trying new tactics. I'm going to be more problematic than you. Yeah, I'm just trying new tactics I'm going to be more problematic I'm just trying new tactics No look I respect you and your body And whatever you want Oh wow Now when everybody came in this week They all said they had a lot to share

Oh I do I have something to share Something that's really fucking pissing me off Can I be honest Let me hear I'm going to guess it before you do it You sat on a plane Can I be honest? Let me hear it. I'm going to guess it before you do it. You sat on a plane and someone did not open the fucking window

when it was during the day. It's a minor inconvenience at an airport. It has to do with an airport. Okay, yeah. I'm sick and tired. I'm sick and tired of these fucking feel good generic music that they're blasting in the fucking airports.

It's six o'clock in the morning. Okay. I'm sick of it. Okay. It's generic bullshit, loud music about somebody overcoming some generic obstacle. I've had it. I'm sick of it.

I don't want to hear it. Okay, that's an L on you because you're raw dog in the airport. You're the only person I know that doesn't bring headphones. No, I have headphones, but sometimes I want to listen to the environment. You have the weirdest autism on the planet.

I don't get that. I wear headphones most of the time. He has aviation autism. It's not even like just an airplane. It's just like they're blasting music and I don't want to hear it after. You know what they're trying to do, the airlines? You should see. This is why I think you're a corpo.

That's what you are. Is that a slur? I don't know what a corpo is. It's like a person that likes corporations. Corporations, these airlines, are shoving positive music in our ears because they're trying to trick our minds into thinking it's a positive experience. Have you ever been to an Old Navy? Yes.

They all do the same thing. They all have happy on. That topic flopped. Next topic. Whoa, he's mad. Next topic is Austin betraying us. I'm off it. I think he should explain how he's going to betray us in the future.

Wait, what did I do? What did I betray you with? Did he's going to betray us in the future. Wait, what did I do? What did I betray you with? Did he do something mean to you in a dream? No. You can tell us. He is going to betray us in the upcoming weeks or so. Wait, why? Oh.

Go ahead. I'm sorry. I didn't want to take that away from you. This is going to be awkward, but I got invited. I didn't want to take that away from you. Hold on. Now put it down. Come on.

We can talk about this. Explain the fucking thing I have been invited And will be personally flown out By the I've had it podcast I don't fuck with them So that's okay I don't know them so I can say that

Love them They were amazing And now that I'm in front of you It feels mean to rub it in They're flying him only Not in front of you, it feels mean to rub it in. I've thought about it. They're flying him only. Not us. Not you.

Not me. Yeah, I know. You know, it's just one of those things where it's like, the gay must go a long way because I was infinitely more entertaining on that episode. It's the gay privilege. Yeah. Check it at the door Maybe they're trying to expand their gay demographic

Wow this is a gay play Maybe I'm a little better Maybe I'm a little fucking better Wait so when are you going Cause I liked them You know what I'm gonna tell them you said hello Wow That's so funny

well thanks what about me are you what are you gonna tell them i mean i don't know you tell you tell those like you would have come those two women that i don't fuck with them i'm gonna tell them that you tell them tell them i could suplex both they're probably gonna see this too yeah tell them i'm gonna tell them I heard what they said about our studio, and it's established some major insecurities in our production. Oh, that's interesting because that was going to be the next topic that I wanted to bring up. The studio.

So originally, I was a big fan of the other studio, the earlier studio that we had, my studio in my house that we were using right down the corner here. And there were a lot of people who made a big fuss about it and said, it's not good enough. It's not good enough. We need a real professional studio. Which is truthful. I don't think it's truthful. Who said that?

I think it was a perfectly fine studio. I said that. I'll take credit for that. You weren't the only one who said it breath i said it in the same breath people suggested hey let's build a second studio in hassan's house and i said no that's crazy why would we ever do that because i on the other hand was like sure if you guys want to do it then that's fine because i was like we could build a studio i will go three feet i will i will i will commute three feet i i'm gonna i'm gonna go on your commute frankly i'm gonna go on out on a limb

here and say one more time that uh-huh one not only was i right about the earlier studio situation no i was right about it but listen but hold on if we were to go and get studio space somewhere where you guys would still complain yeah i love complaining how would that change my life in any way other than having a professional setup i love complaining i i i have to travel regardless. I would probably be upset about we would have to pay so much for it. Now we don't have to pay anything. I think we should sell this set.

I think we should rent out this room in your house. Yeah, let's do that. Why are we having this conversation? Because while I was in Australia, there was a long text message, and I'm going to read it out. Can I read it out? It's from this motherfucker. Actually, you read it out. You read your own text message. I'll read it, but I'm going to supplement the podcast. There was a long text message and I'm going to read it out. Can I read it out? It's from this motherfucker.

Actually, you read it out. You read your own text message. I'll read it, but I'm going to censor it. The inflections he's going to put on this are going to be incredible. He's going to make himself sound so nice right now. Yeah. You guys! Hey, guys. Hi, fuckers! Hold on. No, you're fine.

Here we go. Hello. That's not. Remind us. You haven't checked in on any of, you're fine. Here we go. Hello. That's not. Remind us. You haven't checked in on any of us for a week. Hold on. Nobody has checked in on anybody. I know. And I like to keep it that way.

Hello, all. I think we need to redo the studio. And in the interim, we need to move back to the old set. I think the set is uncomfortable, dark. And it's slowly chipping away at our metrics. It's not all of our issues, but I think it's necessary to shift while we figure out what to do with that room.

And I think our audience agrees with us. And then you suggested that I rent it out. And then I said, I think we should rent out the studio to aspiring podcasters. Which was clearly a joke. It started a revenue stream. And then Hasan says, I can't tell if you're joking.

And I said, I'm joking. What do you think? I'm insane. And clearly he thinks I'm insane. And I said, you're just as bad as me. You know what this room would be perfect for? What? A bedroom. Yes.

That's a crazy idea. because when you know it that's exactly what it was before it turned into a studio why is there a bathroom in it yeah that's you know bedrooms don't usually have that i don't know most people we're gonna we're gonna paint it white yes we're gonna get a desk we're gonna get a desk yeah i think we could and then we going to get a desk. We're going to get a desk. Yeah, I think we could fit a desk in here. And then we're going to get a Fear and logo for that wall. That's perfect. Oh, so you want to keep it. You want to continue doing it in this studio.

What do you think about raising the ceilings by about a foot? I can't tell if he's joking or not. Am I crazy? He's so funny. We're not going to do that. I think we need to blow out this wall. If we had that bathroom, nobody pees in there we can't even get in there's a camera we can't even we can't even pee in that bathroom look at there's a camera in the way so here's the question we got crafty we could maybe use more room and go this way and marsh

could be in the bathroom no that's that's... No, that is normal. That is something I suggested as well. It wouldn't be like a bathroom. It would be Marsh's office. And also, I don't think that's that crazy. And Marsh wouldn't have to leave to go pee. I don't think that that's crazy. That is exactly what I originally had suggested.

No, that's what Jeff does. We'd have more space. No, that's exactly what Jeff did with Jeff FM. That's exactly what he did. I think we'd have to remove the vanity. Marsh, do you want to keep the vanity? You just want to do home renovation in my house for some fucking reason that is not even going to yield positive returns.

That's up to Marsh with his bathroom. That's true. I am going to shit my pants. I don't understand this. Why are you like this? Why are you all like this? We can just get a studio. I don't want, I just don't

want, what if it's further away from I already drive 12 hours to get here, but he has to fly in. What if it's further away from him? Okay, first of all, he has to fly in is his fault and no one else's. Secondly, the ironic part is when he, I have children at home. When he actually, you can bring those children to LA. When he actually...

You can bring those children to LA when you live in LA. They don't fuck with the vibes in LA. You can drive them one time to LA and then that's it. They used to have a cigarette problem and now they're sober. You can drive cats to LA one time and then that's it. Do you not care about their smoking?

Do you not party? They're not going to die. There's a vaccine coming out to extend cats lives until they're 30. You already stay with me when you're here. I've stopped staying in hotels. I've caved. Yeah, you caved and you stay with me because it's cheaper and you get to annoy me. So that's like an additional bonus.

Motherfucker. I got home last night. I call this home now. And he fucking he pounds on the door. I thought I could have been masturbating. It was 10 o'clock. He wanted to hang out. Prime jerk

hour. Pounds on the door. Did he just knock? No, he pounded on it. I knocked. I knocked. He had a big ass clobber. No respect. I was watching. It's his house! He pounded on the door. I knocked on the door and I said, Austin, like, what's up? I'm back.

Like, do you want to hang out? No, I know. And I said yes. And I came and hung out with you. That's true. We sat on the couch and talked. Yeah. We just shot the shit.

I don't remember what we talked about. What are we talking about? Yeah, right. They told secrets. I know they don't want to tell me. secrets we just mostly talked about cutie i think yeah we did yeah and how much we love how i deserve more pto just like she's so hot you should go to australia again yeah um no i i want to talk about okay we have some taylor swift but i'll save it to the end so then listeners don't have to skip. You can just end the podcast early.

No one does that. We love when you talk Taylor Swift. They do. No, but it's a cliffhanger. So for all you Taylors. Also, can I talk some shit? Yeah, you can. Fuck yeah. On not Taylor Swift,

on some of our commenters, I got a hate thread in our comments on an episode I wasn't even on. That's bullshit. Yeah. Wait, what were they saying? They were like. Were they bringing up valid points?

No. They were like, oh, wow, the longest, like this is the quietest, or this... Judy talked a normal amount this episode

because I wasn't in the episode and it's a funny joke. That's a funny joke. I liked that joke. But then the comments were like, yeah, thank God she wasn't here. And I'm like, I'm on PTO.

I'm on P pto leave me alone you're so insane that you looked at a funny comment don't think that's your fault i think the cutie ride or dies have been very divisive in the chat what does that mean i think your fans are always like shut the fuck up well you stupid idiot god austin's so fucking dumb. I wish Cutie would talk more. Yeah. Yeah. I think the Cutie Rider dies are divisive. So in the same way that most stans generate opposition, the Cutie fans generated their own hate thread.

I'm not going to. Those are our fans fighting back. I'm actually not going to tell them to chill. I want you guys to get worse. What? Get out there. No. Double down.

All of our fans should love one another. I'm telling our fans don't be mean. If someone has a song PFP, tell them to- Tear apart. I'm staying out of this. My fans like everybody. Start bringing up people's mothers. Your fans like everybody.

In this podcast Yes they do Yeah unless you're white What are you saying Everyone here is white What are you talking about No I think that the Hasanabi fear and heads

Are they quite enjoy Every single other person As a matter of fact they probably enjoy You guys more than they enjoy me. No, that's not true. They love you. That's 100% true. They fucking ride for you guys way harder than they ride for me. Let's be real. They're the ones that are always like, oh yeah, Hassan should talk less.

Well, Kitty, I'm sorry there's hate. Well, my fans don't even watch this podcast because I don't talk. This is why they attack us. You feed them lies. You feed them lies she's taylor swifting she's she's giving them like breadcrumbs to follow i'm here gaslighting about jojo siwa oh oh let's spice things up my ex freaking go yeah who is your dream podcast guest let's spice things up my axe you didn't do the run you have no idea what we're talking about okay i'm so i have i have tea and i have drama on top of that what you're going to talk about

I love tea and drama about something I don't care about Jojo Siwa has a new song that came out a new album Jojo Siwa is from Dance Moms and she used to slay bitch but then she slayed a little too close to the sun and just kind of became a little evil bitch a little bit, admittedly

a little bit she hates homosexuals, that's what it is but go on she's homosexual no no no i'm saying cutie hates homosexuals oh he's projecting she's gay and she like cheated on her girlfriend oh how dare she um she i don't know i don't know all of this stuff i've been educated a little bit but she's like still friends with like James Charles and Colin Banger. Yes. That's the one I want to talk about. And like,

and it's just like, she invited Colin Ballinger, right? Is that, am I saying her name right? Toxic gossip trained woman who is like, obviously done a whole bunch of stuff and including James Charles as well. Again,

allegedly done a whole bunch of stuff with minors. With minors, which is interesting because I will say she was a minor. So it could be a little bit of like a... No, but she was a minor as a famous person. Who do you think her kid crush was? Yeah, so she was... Anyway, so she was on Dance Moms and and she's like people notoriously kind of like

are mean to jojo because she has glitter and bows and she's overly confident and overly cringe and people oh my god yeah it makes people a little mad uh besides all of the you know her relationships and people she knows besides all of that people have been mad at her for like a long time because of the glitter and the bows and stuff like that um which i would say glitter and bows isn't a reason to hate someone but they have people have whatever and she got a car with her face all over it when she was can we show it 16 yeah it's a lamb it's a lamborghini urus isn't it she might not have been 16 but she posted it and this was kind of like the first wave of like Jojo hate is she posted this picture of this car and Justin Bieber commented on it and he was like, burn it. Wait, what?

Justin Bieber? I thought he was on some posi vibes. What the fuck is that? This is when she was 16. Oh, that's a Tesla. My man is so based. That is kind of cool that you said that because that is valid. Yeah, I think so.

That's the most valid Justin Bieber has been. Yeah. said that because that is valid yeah that's the most valid Justin Bieber has been yeah I mean that's insane that's ridiculous that car is awful that's awful why would you want your face on your car well you guys are looking I've sat here and I've started to think bigger picture I wonder because everyone's like hey she might have the worst PR team in the world because also her new music video that's coming out, it's awful. She's saying, I'm a bad girl but then she's also like, I effed around instead of just saying fuck. It's supposed to be her coming of age. It's supposed to be her from

adolescence to adult. She's trying to. I would like to make that very clear. No one has ever Miley Cyrus-ed harder than Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus went from Hannah Montana to taking a lot of the ecstasy. Publicly just always

being on X. And then she was like, oh yeah, I'm going to do country again. Yeah, she became a crystal mommy. Yeah, it was crazy. I fucking love Miley Cyrus. Yeah, she's great. She's good. So JoJo's doing this thing and the music sounds pretty awful and the styling of the

outfits looks like WWE. Yeah, it's weird. Can we look at that as well, Marge? Yeah, it's Karma's a bitch, right? I'm going to make Marge pull a lot of stuff today to test out his endurance after flying for like 14 hours. He did just get home from Tokyo. He just got home and I told him,

why are you coming? So, so recently he uttered into the blackness yeah well the reason why is because i was like why didn't you come yesterday and he's like bro we can we've we've always yeah i i want to hear the volume on this real quick i we'll just cut it out i want them to hear we'll cut this part out play yeah yeah pause pause for a second is that uh what's her name dove something dove cameron i don't

think so none of us know we're're old. No, no, no. You skipped the chorus. Yeah, play that shit. He's our Jojo head over here. Alright, there you go. Pause. That is Dove Cameron. I was right. i don't think that is i think so uh yeah so now you guys know what it is what it sounds like she's dressed kind of like she's in kiss yeah so she did a red carpet how old is she she's 20 now okay i think i believe okay she did

a red carpet and she wore that same outfit. And everyone was like, girl, what is going on? And this whole time, I'm like, okay. It's not Dove Cameron. It's just like a lookalike. Does she not look like her? Who is this Dove Cameron? She's a really pretty girl.

She's another, like, American singer. Anyway, sorry. Go on. Okay. another like american singer anyway sorry go on okay so she keeps doing these interviews and everyone's thinking about this and they're like okay transitioning from being a child to being an adult what a bad team she has why would they do it this way right like why why don't they just have her take the fucking ponytail out do like a raw acoustic type of track that's like whoa what the heck i didn't know i didn't know she had that type of talent you know like but instead it's just like what is going on devil's advocate uh-huh she might not have that type of talent i know that's what i think and so my big zoom out is i actually

think that maybe her pr team or her team or whatever is fucking genius because it's so bad. Being a train wreck. All of us are just talking about it. Even to the point she does her album release party, post a picture with Colleen. I'll tell you what, I've never seen more comments farmed quicker than is that Colleen? Is that Colleen?

Is that Colleen? And I'm like, so they're, they're farming. She's a tick tock. She's a tick tock mostly. And it's the music video. it. She's a TikTok. She's a TikTok mostly.

How am I? The faster comments the better. I feel like I'm the youngest person in the room often. Which is wild. Because I'm by far the oldest. I just skipped her. She's a TikTok mostly. I'm completely lost. I don't even. I mean to be fair Austin does live life

like an 84 year old man Like I thought Jojo Siwa was like On one of those I thought Jojo Siwa was on one of those beauty pageant shows Well technically yes Dance moms It's dance moms so you're not like super off base On it

Abby Lee Miller Some people are speculating That she kind of talks like her now What do you think about that I don't know She's got the Abby Lee Miller. Abby Lee Miller. Yeah. Some people are speculating that she kind of talks like her now. What do you think about that? I don't know. I don't know about that. She's got the Abby Lee Miller cadence. Huh.

I mean, if so, I mean, you know, abuse is cyclical, it seems, unfortunately. Oh, Jesus. My God. Okay. Yeah. JoJo, very cringe. Still very cringe, but now an adult. So it just, like, makes it more acceptable to dunk on her.

It's weird. So I think all of this bad stuff is actually calculated, and maybe I'm giving too much credit, but I just can't imagine it being that bad without it being calculated. Because it has 10 million views. Her music video has 10 million views. I have an interesting take on this. That's not that much. I think...

For a music video? No, I think 10 million views is a lot of views for a music video That's not that much. I think. What? For a music video? No, I think 10 million views is a lot of views for a music video. No, go to like. How long has it been? Two days. That's a lot. That's a lot for a music video of two days. Yeah.

That is a good number for two days. That's a good number for two days. 11 million. I have an interesting take where it's like, I think when you're making content for kids, it's completely acceptable to be cringe. Because kids don't have that kind of shame reflex that we all have developed by being traumatized for years in our life and so yeah there's there's an innocence and a joy and a willing to have fun there so i i don't

mind her early content at all but when you start making content for adults that same cringe element i don't know if it's going to play as well. I mean, the thing is, is it's making her so much money. Like the song is already trending. She's already getting the bucks. People are making fun of it.

She's already gigabucks. So she went on, she went on, uh, Nick Biles, the veils podcast. He's from like the bachelor and he has this podcast now where he interviews a bunch of random people like JoJo.

Maybe we could get JoJo on Fear And. We could try, everybody. Would you guys like that? Let's get JoJo on Fear And. I think we need to start getting celebrities on our podcast. Okay. That's brave of you, Austin. Yeah. That's a good take, man. With all the enthusiasm

of drawing blood. I think we should start. Yeah, no. No, who could you call, Austin? I was holding us back from doing that. Who could I call? Yeah, who could you get on? Well, we do have a PR person now, so remember.

You can't get Chuck Norris. I know him. Chuck Norris. I've got a picture with him on my Instagram. What? Go to my Instagram, Marsh. No. Scroll all the way to the bottom marsh is on pto

my man said we gotta get younger we gotta get celebrities his first offer up was chuck norris you want an 800 year old man to come on the podcast talk to us about walker texas so he's got a new water um called sea force anyway nick nick on his podcast was talking to jojo and he's kind of like yo how are you dealing with the hate go ahead cutie go ahead go ahead please how are you dealing with the hate no hold on right before you get started a new water called sea force hold on we're just gonna let that go yeah it's it's a great cutie i i don't want it i'm more shocked that you've been following up on chuck norris's life where did you learn about this why do you fucking know i know

his you literally are 84 year old man you listen to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. You have no culture. That was the most sick. Marsh, pull up Seaforce Water, please. I don't even know if that shit's on the internet, bro. No way. He only saw it in a newspaper ad. Chuck Norris doesn't even advertise on the internet. Wait.

Guys, come on. You don't need to. He's worried about us hurting his relationship with Chuck Norris. Oh, my God. C-Force. What's special about it, Marsh? Go to the website. I'm telling you, it's great water.

It's great water. You've been drinking Chuck Force? I've had a little bit of C-Force, yeah. Are you? Guys, we need to go back to the story. Do you actually know Chuck Norris? I've met him. I literally have a photo with him on my fucking profile.

Okay, but that's different than fucking knowing him. It's literally in front of his house I have a photo of him. Austin, stop Drew feeding the information. You just ducked Chuck Norris. Do you know Chuck Norris or not? I don't know him personally. I met him a couple of times. Why have you met him a couple of times?

Because I knew his grandson. Why didn't you just start off with that? I don't know. If you can get Chuck Norris, we will all drink C-Force the entire episode. That'd be pretty badass. Here's the thing. I'm not going to forget about this.

You said you could get Chuck. Every week that you don't get chuck on the show you're gonna kick from this point you are going to have to do a punishment on the podcast that i will devise they will start small and they will get increasingly more draconian i can't get i didn't say i could i said i could could call him. You did say you could. You said you could. What? You just said you could. It's on camera.

You gaslighting gay. I don't know why you're saying that. It's on camera. So how are you going to call him? Hold on, chat. Defend me. I did not say that. There's no chat.

No one in the comments is going to defend you on this one. We need to go back to JoJo's. No, who could you call, Austin? I was holding us back from doing that. Who could I call? Yeah, who could you get on? Well, we do have a PR person now, so remember. You can't get Chuck Norris. I know him.

I don't think so, Austin. No, you wanted to chirp while she was bringing up a new story. You said, who can you get? You said Chuck Norris. He's got a new water. I think we should. Hold on. I can't get Chuck Norris. Maybe we get a sponsorship of Seaforce.

I don't think we can get that either go ahead Cutie finish your story no go ahead keep going let the comment section be known I'm a champion for Cutie trying to get her

to talk you are not going to win them back Austin here's what's going to happen increasing punishments until the ultimate Austin punishment which we've discussed before

which is eating ass on camera no you will take a flight from wherever you are to here. Okay. Spirit Airlines. Oh, yeah. Back middle. Okay.

And I will pay two very large bodybuilders from Austin to sit on either side of you. Yes. In the plane. And you will document your experience. That is awesome. And I will hate it. Every moment of it. Because there's no direct flights.

Who are you going to call, Austin? What? You said I can't get him on, but I can call him. I don't know. I don't have his number. I'm just full of shit. Why did you lie with a lie? I don't know.

I don't know. Sometimes I just lie. You are taking that Spirit Air flight. Okay. And then for the rest of the year, you will fly Spirit Air to LA. No, okay, that's too much. That's too much. You will pay.

You know who would bitch more about that than me? Hasan Piker. I'm 6'4 and 240 pounds. Yeah, you're a weenie. No, it would be way worse for me because I physically can't fit. You're deflecting away from your own responsibilities. Hasan didn't say that he could get Chuck Norris on. What about JoJo Siwa?

She went on a podcast. She went on Nick Vale's podcast. She went on Nick Vale's podcast, and he was like, do you feel bad about people making fun of you? And she was like, no, it's fine. Like, James Charles posted a video making fun of me, but he called and asked me first, which is kind of interesting, because it's like, if you're calling and asking,

maybe you shouldn't do it. It's interesting, because she's no longer underage so why does he even still have her number jesus christ i just i didn't realize i didn't realize i was a too too touchy of a subject um she just came off the top rope. But then, friend of the podcast, Tana Mojo, she said she had beef with her. What? Okay. And I'm just watching. I'm like,

you can't have beef with Tana. I'm on Tana's side. I'm team Tana, baby. But I guess Tana also posted a video making fun of her. Can we watch Tana's video making fun of JoJo so we can agree with her? Tana could do anything. I'm sorry. I love Tana so much. Tana could show up to my house and steal my everything.

She could kill me and I'd still love her. What? Say what? Nothing. Wait, why are you guys so on board with Tana? I love her. Because we had her on our podcast. What the fuck is that? That's Marsh's playlist. He accidentally pushed our podcast What the fuck is that? That's Marsh's playlist He accidentally pushed play

Yeah, what the fuck? Because we had Tana on our podcast So we I never got to meet Tana She was nice She was wonderful What were you doing on that day? My fucking life

He was on PTO He was fucking busy being the biggest motherfucker on the platform That's what he was doing Oh, okay I wouldn't know I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know what that feels like. Do you train your forearms? I do.

I've started training. Forearms. Yeah. Nice. Karma is a bitch. Needs to know better. Something, something. I should have left around.

Yeah, she likes it. It's catchy. Oh, my God. They're getting to you. I think it's like, what is it? Is it like cringe? Like, the gays love a train wreck and maybe white women, too? Friday, Friday.

That's Rebecca Black. That girl was 14 when she made that song. Yeah, but it worked. We all know it. And she is kind of like, I think she is now iconic to the gays as well, though. I think that's what it is. I don't know if the gays will claim JoJo. And she is gay.

Yeah. All right. Let's hear. Oh, is that fucking, what's his face? Yeah, the germaphobe. We talked to, that's what we're talking to JoJo about. Yeah. And so I had Trish on and I was letting her know.

I feel like she hasn't had a lot of real friends, especially female friends in this industry. And I was like, I really want to let you know I'm here for you. And I really don't like that situation. And I really have your back. And then a couple days after that episode, we because Brooke and I are on tour. So we kind of have to stack our podcast episodes like, you know, a couple months or weeks, months, whatever, in advance. And so we have Jojo on. And then I guess a week later later she comes on with you guys and then she just had a bunch of stuff

to say JoJo that it just like it looked so bad because I think that you know having JoJo on and being you know buddy buddy with her after she kind of said some stuff that directly negates Trisha. So yeah then your episode came out. My episode came out.

I don't know any of this drama. It was a video of her dancing. Is that the guy from America's Got Talent? Howie? Howie Mandel, yeah. Is he in the drama now? Howie Mandel is a big-time podcaster now. I think Ethan played a role in the podcast of all of these individuals.

Anyway, go ahead. Why aren't we involved in any of the drama? I'm going to start some drama right now. I don't do drama. Well, I do find it entertaining. And all of these people are talking about each other. And no one's talking about us. I don't like being involved.

I'm going to start rumors. You would crumble like an old folding chair. You can't deal with with a small minority of our own comments saying something negative. You think you could handle influential people on the internet talking shit? No drama. We can't do that.

Yeah, but they look like they're having so much fun going on each other's podcasts and talking about each other. You can't even get on an airplane. To be frank with everyone here, Howie Mandel, put me on your podcast as a veteran i don't talk shit on someone as the veteran of drama both podcasts and also off podcasts alike uh that coke zero clip made it on the sky news australia by the way fucking a million views wait were we in it no the coke zero clip when i was in australia um i to tell you right now it's not good.

It doesn't feel good. But they look like they're all having fun. And Will is absolutely right. Neither of you bitches will be able to handle the smoke at all. I'm squeaky clean. But no one is You know what I say? I say with peace and love.

I love everybody of all orientations and races. One time,a was like we why like wine about it should be or no it was me i said maya i said wine about it should be more like canceled because they're two hot girls and we aren't that and so we want to be that so you wanted to become hot like i don't understand yeah And then the first episode I pulled up of canceled, Tana goes to somebody and she goes, who do you hate the most in this industry? And it was the sickest fucking question in the world. So I just want to be more like her.

So you want to whine about it? I just don't think you have that dog. I'm so tired all the time. You're probably right. Yeah. You've already folded. Yeah. I'm really tired.

I could start fake drama. Yeah. Do it. Who do you hate? Like Hassan. Dax Shepard. you're probably right yeah you already you've already folded yeah i'm really tired i could start fake drama yeah do it who do you hate like a son dax shepherd fuck you and your fucking podcast dumbass okay we're not like we need okay i like this we need podcast beef we need to create let's just go after the yard now it's a good idea when he says it no i yeah no no i think it's terrible let's just not let's go the is okay. We can go after the yard. Fuck the yard. I mean, but that's already established. We hate the yard.

I don't want to go after dropouts. The yard just ends up clubbing me over the head. I don't want to put you in my pocket. No, they club me too, don't they? And Hassan. You know what? Cutie, here's the beef. What? They don't attack us enough on the yard.

They don't care about us. We are no one to them. That's not true. Are you kidding me? They don't. Ludwig on the yard. They don't care about us. We are no one to them. That's not true. Are you kidding me? Ludwig literally said, Ludwig and Nick literally said to me yesterday, we need to do a trade. We need to do a podcast draft. Oh, I do want to do a podcast draft where we put everybody's name in a hat and then we pull names and everyone has to pull up.

A draft would be organized picking. So it would probably be Hassan and Ludwig. Nerd alert. Yeah, picking. Well, you probably be Hasan and Ludwig picking. Well, you'd find out where you fall on a depth chart. Oh, don't look at me like that. The interesting thing is, I feel very comfortable about where I'd be drafted.

Yeah, you'd be drafted first. I feel good about me. Do you? Yeah. I know I'd be drafted last. What would you bring to the table, QT? I would really miss being told how much you hate us and what a drawback we are. No, hold on. I would be drafted. I couldn't you hate us. What a drawback.

I would be drafted. I couldn't tell if you were talking about Austin or cutie on that one. Actually, I would be drafted last and I would be like Russell Wilson in the sixth round. Come up. When a Superbowl Broncos country, let's ride. Yeah. Where has your Russell Wilson moment been here so far?

Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on. When you bring Chuck Norris, when you bring Chuck Norris, Has your Russell Wilson moment been here so far? Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on. They call us the Austin Show. I'm sorry. When you bring Chuck Norris. When you bring Chuck Norris. Look, we're at an hour.

No, we're not. I'm just kidding. We're at an hour. But you said that very aggressively this week, Marge. Do you want us to be done? You found yourself in Tokyo? He's brave now. Last thing I want to talk about.

What? There was one other thing you did to really hurt our chances of going on that trip, and you know what it was. What was that? You canceled the Tokyo leg. Yeah. Well, I canceled the Tokyo leg of the trip because I thought you weren't going to come. So I was like, I'm not going to leave for 14 days. I never said I wasn't going to come.

I was always asking for when you booked your flight you did you did say you weren't gonna come i said i didn't give a shit about australia yeah which to this day let me go on the record australians with peace and love peace and love i don't give a shit it was very i don't agree with him i know australians feel the same way if an australian's gonna go on holiday they don't go with him. No, Australians feel the same way. If an Australian's going to go on holiday, they don't go to the fucking United States because it's the same fucking thing.

That's not true. A lot of Australians come here. They would rather go somewhere nice. Because we have different seasons. When it's winter, it's summer here. Do we have a fucking Gundam? Do you know they decommissioned the Gundam?

We could have gone to the finale of the Gundam. March, how good was Tokyo on a scale of 1 to 10? Was it better than the last times you've been? Do you know what a mech is? Do you know what a mobile... No, a mech.

Do you know what a mobile suit is he doesn't mobile what why are you putting this on me a mac suit oh yeah i'm looking around to see if there is one in this room right now well i just want to let it be known that you stole my heart from me i was looking forward to that japan like when okay this is your chuck norris moment when are we going to thailand i've already worked on it okay i've lined up a gym that we can live in i have a two weeks span that will come in there when give us a few months when works for you but i've been doing all the research i have it all lined up and at the end we'll prize fight each other this is what is this like a statue of liberty except way sicker what do you wait this is so sick it's a transformer they decommissioned it

the week that marsh was in japan it's done you go see it they're never doing shows again they're they're taking it down oh oh my god was this in tokyo the week this was the last week after years why didn't they just keep it up because it's very expensive oh it doesn't have to move the statue of liberty doesn't move. Yeah. Yeah, but the Statue of Liberty is bitch made compared to the Gundam. Wait, so the Gundam is so much cooler, and I don't even like mechas, but I think the Statue of Liberty sucks.

And they have it. They turn on the volume. They have an orchestra playing, too. I think you just watch it, Austin. Okay, so, like, what is it? Does it just take a knee? So, it does a lot of stuff. Yeah.

But they have different observation decks. Yeah, is this a protest? Yeah. Yeah, he said BLM. But yeah, Thailand is happening. Whether you go or not. What do you mean? What are I going on?

I said I was down to do it. All right, we're going to be. All right, we're going to the Patreon episode where I'm going to talk about. Maybe we shouldn't talk about what I'm going to talk about. No one's going to come. No. I'm starting a new business. And we're talking about Taylor Swift.

Cutie, listen. I want to put something to rest. I don't want to hear it. You are a valuable member of this podcast. And we appreciate you and your topics. But if Tana asks me to be uncanceled one time, I'm leaving your asses. Oh, sorry. Why do I ever build you up?

That's insane. Why do I even try? She's perfect. You know what? We'll see you at the draft when you get dead last. That's crazy. See you there. And then she's like, and I was like, I have a crazy question.

How much do you pay for rent? Because I was considering renting a place right over there. And she snaps at me. And she goes, that is a highly inappropriate question to ask. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I had no clue. I thought, like, we could all work together. Like, I thought it was, like, good information to have.

She was like, you could be ruining some landlord tenant relationships. And I was like, I'm so. Wait, what? Was she the landlord herself? No, she was a tenant. Wait, why is a tenant? She's the only relationship she's ruining is for the landlord. She's basically going to out the landlord at charging different prices for the unit.

She doesn't want to do that though. But why? People are so cucked. It was crazy. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I thought I was crazy and i was like oh i'm so sorry i thought i was like i was like i'm sorry i thought we i thought we hated landlords and we were all standing against like i made i was joking right i was like oh i thought i thought like no one likes landlords and so i thought it'd be nice to be on the same page making sure i wasn't getting taken advantage of and she was did she take that seriously get mad she goes if you can't afford

what they're charging you shouldn't fill out the application. Oh, my God. I would have ripped her up one time. What is her business? I would like to know. Katie Cinderella, I will let you right now know right now, if someone spoke to me like that, I would shit in their business. Really? Yeah.

That is the most insane. Isn't that crazy? I mean, I hope her fucking business fails and she disappoints her entire family. And she goes, no one else on this block is going to tell you. And I said, they already did.