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Episode Date: February 13, 2023

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I can stop. No, this is important. This is part of the podcast. I've decided you should be a porn star. Me? Yeah. I would. Why don't you?

For the podcast. Not for the podcast. No, because like... You presented it like that would be a part of the podcast. This would save the pod. No, I'm saying... Why were you thinking about this? Because the last, well.

Hold on. No, because I was just at, I was just at Brooke AB, 100 Thieves House. A porn shooting. I was at a porn shooting. No, I was at 100 Thieves House and I was talking to Caroline and she was like, yeah, way to bring up my sex life on the last episode. And I was like, oh, my bad. And then she was like, yeah, he likes to fuck like a gorilla.

And I was like, that seems like he should just be a porn star. You should just be a porn star in my brain is what I realized in that moment. You know, I've had this conversation and I think there still is an unfortunate reality where even though I'm all for adult entertainment and sex work, you're afraid of the stigma.

Well, I don't think I'm afraid of it. I think I understand it. Oh. You know what I mean? If I ever want to work with a charity or if I ever want to work with Crunchyroll, there's a possibility that they look at that

and they're like... It is hard to do voice acting after porn acting, I imagine. They're going to be like, I'm sorry, we saw you fuck like a gorilla. I would love to be a pornography producer. Imagine me and Malkova doing the

Ari Death sounds in League of Legends. That'd be so good. Ow! What do you mean? It would be good. No, I've thought about wanting to be a porn producer and do like really weird experimental things where it's like a hour and a lot hour and a half long film no sex and then at the end like one really passionate everyone

just skip through it i don't think so no it's about the journey. It's about the journey. Yeah. Yeah. I really did Mazan sing. I do this 10 second skip through the story. A porn for women. Where it's like a meet cute. He's a really great guy.

And then the end is he just eats pussy for like so long. And he fucks like a gorilla. Yeah. No. Women don't want that. That's why I'm saying he should be a porn star. Because then it would be his. No, no, no, no, no. Not all women want that that's why i'm saying he should be a porn star because then no no no no not all not all sorry not all women he doesn't fuck like a gorilla he makes passionate love he fucks like manuel ferrara who doesn't have doesn't fuck but instead makes love

every time dude manuel ferrara his his whisper is so iconic yeah when he's like fucking he's like yes baby yes baby you show me this you give me this you got my When he's like fucking, he's like, yes, baby. Yes, baby, you show me this. You give me this. You got my yes. He's got dick like Nalgene. You know what I mean? He's got like a thermos cock. Right. But he is like always just like whispering sweet nothings.

I always refer back to this Kiss of Sins, Johnny Sins' wife. Yeah. Obviously, she does porn and she fucks people all the time and i remember clicking on kisses sins uh with with manuel ferrara friend of the show sure and i felt like i was not supposed to see that why because here was manuel ferrara whom you know taking the wife of another iconic porn star in a way that like they were bonding oh wow like they were they were so knowledge yeah they were so passionately like inside of one another both of them I don't know how else to describe it that it made me feel uneasy like I'm not supposed to be seeing like it wasn't

performative cutie do you watch much porn yeah you just popped off on that yeah she's like yeah fucking on the way here i really what are you into lesbian porn and lesbian porn only lesbian boring most girls most girls are into lesbian porn what do do you mean? I know. Why? Because it's the only thing that's realistic. Okay. All porn with male is just like, no graphics, so like that looks uncomfortable. Uh-huh.

And all lesbian porn is like, that looks comfortable and clean. Have you ever, maybe in the Patreon part, we can watch some like highly produced porn. Yeah. Because I think there's porn you would like, straight porn.

Probably. Maybe. Probably not. The first time I saw there's porn you would like, straight porn. Probably. Maybe. Probably not. The first time I saw porn, I was like, what are those? Very highly produced. They're almost always on vacation.

Oh, great. And there's like a little lead in, like, I saw my husband talking to another woman and that's when I knew I was going to fuck them both. I don't know if I would,

I don't know if I would do that. I don't know. I don't think that's for women. I think like... We'll see. I kind of want to find a porn that she would be interested in. Is that weird?

Porn hunting. Is that weird? I feel like Ludwig... I feel like a lot of straight women like the blue is the warmest color type. It's okay, guys. Ludwig's friend watches porn too. Oh, no. He'll be fine if we watch porn.

That's a marketing Monday L. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's not even a Monday right now. Okay. Um, okay. Well, first of all, fuck you. Why?

Oh, what the fuck is this shit? What are you, what are you doing to me? Well, I took him to a Superbowl party. I'm the, I'm the cookie monster. There's two left. You are the cookie monster. Um, yeah, they're pretty good though. And it's oatmeal with chocolate chip and white chocolate chips as well.

Not enough oatmeal X chocolate chip representation. Always oatmeal X raisin. Don't know why. And raisin is mid. And raisin sucks. Well, it's because people can fool themselves into being like, it's an oatmeal raisin cookie. It's not bad for me. Yeah. I mean, it's so bad. It's just oatmeal raisin cookie. It's not bad for me. Yeah.

I mean, it's so bad. It's just so bad for you. It's so bad, yeah. It's all very bad for you. The oatmeal raisin cookie is the dessert equivalent of the Wendy's salad where people convince themselves it's good for them, but it's still like 2,000 plus calories. Yeah, because it has like just a mountain of mayonnaise.

Yeah. So, you watched Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah, I did. What'd you think? Na, na, na, na, na. Come on. Pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom. I have no idea who won.

Oh. He told me it was the Dallas Cowboys, and I know that they're not playing. Go, boys. I know that they're not a part of it. It's the once-in-a-lifetime, greatest-of-all-time quarterback versus the fucking manure eaters. I don't know who he's talking about. I'm talking, what's his name, Joe Burrow?

Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, that guy. Who was injured at one point. Well, I mean, from what I understand. They put drugs in that boy's system. He is not okay they

said he's the goat they're like everyone's saying he's like one of the best quarterbacks yeah he's pretty good um you know that boy can throw a ball that sort of thing yeah he can that boy good yeah so uh versus the philadelphia eagles who can't throw a ball eat shit when they sell when they win to celebrate and also eat shit like horse horse shit, when they lose as well. They were greasing up lampposts a week ago to prepare for the carnage that was going on. Wait, what? Why?

Philadelphia is burning to the ground right now. Marsh, pull it up right now. I guarantee you there are riots in Philadelphia right now. Yeah. Because they lost their match? They were going to riot either way. They riot when they win. They riot harder when they win, but they also riot when they lose.

Why? What does rioting... The city is burning to the ground right now. Okay. They're from Philadelphia. Because they're just throwing temper tantrums? I have... I'm bringing back a segment right now.

That's such a funny way to describe it. I am bringing back a segment right now. America me up. I'm an American. America me up right now. Okay. America me up right now. Okay. America me up right now. Okay.

Explain to me the temper tantrums. I have to. Well, I want to give you a story. Okay. Okay. This is called the Santa Claus incident. Okay. This is the most defining character.

Like this, this story is such a good. There's definitely riots. Okay, so I called it. Yeah, it's a mess. Okay. In the 1968 season of the National Football League, in a game between the Minnesota Vikings and the Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles fans during halftime

pelted oh yeah a santa claus with snowballs and batteries oh yeah. They threw snowballs and D batteries at Santa Claus. Why? What did Santa do? Because some men just won't to what she will burn. Listen, Philly, in the words of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Philly fans are going to hammer something. Wait, was this, this was before, this is when OJ was still on the team, right? 1968, this is when, OJ? It says, it says the eventual rights to running back OJ was still on the team, right? 1968? This is what? OJ?

It says the eventual rights to running back OJ. Some fans wore buttons that said Joe must go. Really? Oh, in reference to the head coach, Joe. That was my bad. I was like, did throwing batteries at Santa cause OJ to murder his wife? Allegedly. That's not.

I mean, he was cleared of that. Allegedly. Yeah. Philly fans just love to hammer stuff out that's not. I mean, he was cleared of allegedly. Yeah. Philly fans just love to hammer stuff. That's crazy. Whether it be a small child, a small animal or, you know, or jolly old St. Nick. So what is greasing up the lamppost?

Well, that good question from climbing lampposts and then ripping them down by Beverly Hills Ninja rocking on them till they fall. It's basically an Olympic sport in Philadelphia. They were flipping cars before the game started. Yeah. So that's a good time to Uber to the game instead of park anywhere. Oh, yeah. It's a good time to just not be in Philadelphia.

Actually, maybe take note and just never come back. We should do a Riot Punch podcast where we drink the always sunny in Philadelphia Riot Punch. If you gave me $1,000 right now, I couldn't tell you where Philadelphia is. Stop. Chicago? Stop!

I'm dyslexic. I never learned geography. No, no, no. No, geography. I don't know geography. No, no, no. It doesn't attach. It doesn't attach anywhere.

You do not get to say i'm dyslexic i know you're dyslexic too but it's in different way like i don't know my rights and lefts either wait which which state do you think philadelphia is in chicago there's chicago is not a state girl girl what i thought you meant proximity wise it's closer to philadelphia is in pennsylvania yes but you thought chic Chicago was a state? Which state is Chicago in? There's no way. Chicago. Chicago, Chicago. You think there's

a state named Chicago out there? New York, New York. Chicago, Chicago. That's the only one. Chicago, Chicago. Chicago, Chicago. It's the wonderful state of Illinois. Ah, Illinois. Yeah. That's alarming. state of Illinois. Ah, Illinois. Yeah. That's alarming.

Good enough. That is alarming. Well, what's Kansas doing? They're happy. They're having a good time. Yeah. Okay. We were definitely not doing racist Native American chants that were, you know, historically offensive.

I just, we would never do such a thing. Welcome back to the podcast where we don't do that sort of thing. You could have kept the cut back in so natural, but instead you decided not. No, I think it's funnier that way. That they think in their minds, they're like, what kind of,

how racist did they get? My nipple showed. Yeah. In a racist way. It was like odd. Pretty Cinderella did blackface on her nipples very cool it's a nod to old super bowls you know yeah oh jackson okay there's nothing that's not getting cut this okay okay this is good this is supposed to be the female ladies episode. Yeah.

Why are you calling it a female ladies episode? What the hell? Well, yeah, I left. It was supposed to be originally you suggested your new best friend, Valkyrie. Yeah,

I did. Um, and, uh, she is doing something right now. She's too cool for me. She's not my new best friend. Like,

make that clear now. She said no. And then I thought maybee and she was like i'm too cool for you guys just kidding she had i've tried to be her best friend and she was like no yeah well it was odd when you had her as your screensaver whoa for like a year and a half after you knew her in person don't look at my screensaver what's your screensaver right actually it's actually my cat right now oh thank god thank you yeah it's fine and my dog other currents event current events things do you guys see that the coolest photo in history ever was taken no look up lightning hitting christ the redeemer it's a selfie of will guys no one people are saying this like oh no i saw that i look particularly cool in this this is awesome lightning struck christ the redeemer bro i feel

like this is some shit go see the other one where there's like i feel like this is some shit that like email listings and and like grandmas yeah i've not heard shit is so hype. Christ the Redeemer was shocked by lightning, which means if you don't send this to 14 people, you're going to die. Yeah. Also, Guatemalans are coming into the country. Vote for Ron DeSantis to make sure we have strong border security. That's the type of shit.

Oh, damn it. It did a piece of it. Oh, there's one. There's another one where he got hit right in the dome piece. Yeah. Why is Will Smith there? Yeah, Will Smith reacts to viral things. That is literally the cover of a metal album. Why was he getting shocked so much?

Why is Christ the Redeemer getting shocked so much? Because he's the highest point. Does this have to do with the UFOs, to be honest? honest no i think it has to do with it being the highest point hassan's an inside government leak tell us about the usos tell us about those tell us about the ussr i literally pulled my brother aside i was like bro what's going on if there were fucking you know ufos like you tell me he like, first of all, there aren't. I'm like, okay, you would say that. He's cringe.

And then he goes, and secondly, I would tell you nothing. It's a federal crime. And I was genuinely offended for a moment. You fucking asshole. I would do felonies for Murat. Yeah, like what the fuck? I mean, no, he can't. Let's cut through the bullshit, though.

Okay. Are we fucking and sucking aliens? Dude, yes! No. Lame. Wow. Come on. Listen.

I don't think they'll be nice. Is that crazy? I don't think aliens would be nice to us. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm counting on. That makes it better. Yeah. I have a feeling that's what you guys think. I feel like I was talking about this on stream,

and everyone was like, dude, that's so weird. You don't understand. I'm like, no, I want my penis to hear colors and see noises. Yes. You think an alien would do that? Yeah. You think an alien would come down, Yeah. Yeah. You think an alien, you think an alien would come down

and they would see Hassan Piker and they're like, that's my man. Now, this is the way I see it. This is the way I see it. Every technology we develop, right,

always finds its way into pornography, right? This is just the way of things. VR, the internet. They are literally cutting edge. Film. It's always on the cutting edge.

It's basically testing. Now imagine you're a people capable of intergalactic light speed travel. Imagine what those pocket pussies are doing. That shit is taking your dick to the next dimension. You're not getting a pocket pussy. They're putting you on a farm. No, I'm fucking a black hole. They are taking you. You are the new cows well i just

no i mean it's you don't get out of that as long as they milk me this one's for the ladies yeah ladies night this is great um no it's just like it's it's i don't know i mean the alien sex uh and sex and whatnot is important for sure. I thought you were going somewhere different with that. I thought you were going to be like, yeah, because porn is on the cutting edge of like every fucking field that like if aliens got here, it would be for porn. Like, like that's what the world represents. Earth.

Yeah. Like they're like, oh yeah, we're here to fucking suck. Like what's going on? Amazing. Yeah. Cause like, think about it. You're right. Like VR, VR porn is ahead of like everything else.

You know what I mean? They're at the porn awards and they're like, and now our winner of new starlet. From six nebula eight. Yeah. And actually has is the throat goat, like both in that nebula and also in our galaxy as well. They just want to, they just want to take over.

They just want to take over and be the best. I wonder if they'd just be so better at sex though. Okay. They would be. All jokes aside, I, I have a firm belief that, uh,

one, I do believe that like, you know, there's certainly other life forms out there. Okay. Um, it's just that if they were capable of, what is it?

It's called a Fermi paradox. I think where if, if alien life was capable of what is it it's called a fermi paradox i think where if if alien life was capable of uh you know interstellar travel like where they could just like cross galaxies and hit the speed of light and whatnot they would be so like fundamentally evolved that they would one see us like not even like ants but you know something even beneath that and two i don't believe that they would be uh humanoids because we always depict aliens as like the asari like sexy ass they'd be like jellyfish that eat lightning yeah or or even something that you

can't even see with your eyes like something that you can't really understand like uh like an interdimensional being a gas a gas. Yeah. Oh. You're telling me that's what's in Ohio right now. Yeah. No, this is Montana. What's in Ohio is actually a train derailment that caused a massive explosion and a whole lot of toxic gas being released in the airwaves. Yeah, but we're all talking about the UFOs, so we don't care.

But yeah, everyone's talking about the UFOs, so we're going to continue talking about that. Yeah, UFOs. That's Montana. Another one was shot today. In Michigan. Montana. No, in Michigan. In Michigan? Under, over Lake Horny or something. Horhy or something. You would know. Lake Horny?

Or maybe Lake Erie? No, it starts with a whore. Something about whores. Find the Lake Whore. No no why did you just say you in michigan yeah i'm pretty sure it's still montana but i don't know maybe i'm wrong yeah like you're on or on is that in michigan that's that whore lake in michigan lake horny is lake horny in michigan or not well it's it's not like landlocked in michigan i think it's adjacent to the great it's not in montana bitch i follow my ufos there was one in alaska too yeah i do you want to know what i think what i think it's just literally all weather balloons

like straight up they're just the american government is just straight up murking fucking weather balloons right now left and right freaking the fuck out we went full-blown balloons tower defense bro we just got we got a monkey throwing darts because like because like looking at the reporting it's like they'll say like oh it's like a spherical object that can make like 20 to 40 mile, you know, can make up 20 to 40 miles an hour like distance and has like, but is mostly floating and doesn't have like any kind of jet propulsion behind it. Guys ever read Ender's Game? That's consistent with weather balloons.

No. Ever read Ender's Game? No. Hates us. I don't hate you, but it would have been cool yeah well it's like it has nothing to do with the aliens i just wanted to know i just wanted to know yeah and i didn't even read it recently i read it like 10 years ago i just think or weather balloon ender's game is all about like the human race preparing for a last conflict with

aliens oh it's so stressful we would get so fucking washed like that's not even funny i don't know if i would fight i would try to trade what the fuck are you gonna trade taylor swift lyrics cookies that is an interesting can any of you trade cookies i don't think so an interdimensional being has never had i'm throwing it back like we already acknowledge this okay i'm like penetrate that g-spot baby fuck it yolo that's your choice is a plate of choco chips or hassan's asshole i'm literally your fuck mule okay i wonder though if aliens would go for confectionery treats if they would be like we've never tried why are they why do they sound like they're so excited their voices so our weather balloon spy balloons or who's spying on us chinese chinese

johnner why do they not what do they need i don't even think that like i'll tell them yeah that's what i'm talking about i love gossiping i got some federal secrets i'll be like hey what do you want to know you want to know where the silos are i'll tell you trade z's first what's your secret first and then they tell me and then i tell all my friends and then i tell them some to back. I've solved it. You've saw this is international. This was international conflict. I don't get why.

Yeah, I don't get why we keep secrets if we could just gossip about them. Yeah, that's true. True. I saw our son and I nominated for awards. I haven't. As soon as I walk into this freaking building, Will's like, tell us the truth. Where we nominated. Namaste.

Namaste. Like horror. Yeah horror yeah i'm all right give us give us the horny give us a speech impediment and i'm dumb are we nominated am i best no i don't know i literally don't know i literally haven't logged in come on it's my last priority i have a week to get it all sorted i can't log in i don't know what it's connected to that's crazy i'm looking at my admin thing right now and it's got an after party plan request access no but i'm trying to get a sponsor to pay for one but potentially potentially i heard you were potentially interested yeah through gossiping wait sponsoring that no no he just wants to throw it oh i thought you were like yeah i just want to sponsor bro will neff what's up everybody it's just pictures of me why is he doing this is that the statue of jesus being struck by lightning no it's will neff

isn't this the sickest picture it's just my face poorly photoshopped onto christ the redeemer yeah exactly i would I would party. What kind of party do you want to throw? A shit kicker. I'm trying to get fucked up. It's a shit kicker. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

Streamers don't have great track records with parties. So I just want as long as, you know, it's got to be safe. Yeah, we're going to have to keep that guest list real tight. Okay, well then. Why don't you do the party the night before? Do that. I mean, you haven't been invited yet oh depending on if i get nominated

now it's bad if you do get on you don't want to go to the party that's some a league of his own type yeah wow wow he when i think of will nev i that guy, he's in a league of his own. That's right. I literally, I swear to God, I have not looked. Okay. The last time, I haven't even sent out invites. Damn.

Yeah, I'm a little behind. I'm a little behind. I'm supposed to send out invites tomorrow. Can I ask a table question? What? Yeah. Why are the Spanish-speaking streamers so much better there's so much cooler there's so much better yeah no disrespect like i loved your

streamer awards no i understand when they fucking did it did you see them this is better than the oscar there's like 10 000 people they're all doing fortnight dances it was crazy no like what but like it was better than the like american like Like production. Legacy institution award show. Well, it just felt like everyone was there with the same goal of just like having fun and celebrating each other. And we don't. Because as soon as everyone leaves the stream awards, they start picking fights again. And I'm like, well, there we go.

Yeah. Just be friends. No, I'm sure there's drama. We just don't see it. I'm thinking about going in drag to the stream awards. Oh, do it. Like full carnival. Yeah.

Rihanna. High heels. Gemstones. i want to see like super bowl shit i haven't seen anything i feel so it's a football game i don't fucking know like the commercials and stuff bitch how many touchdowns did joe burrow throw oh my god uh no my homie patrick my homie how many touchdowns did he throw? What was the final score? It was actually a heartbreaker. 30-something. 38-35.

Yeah, it ended with a field goal, which is so like... Wait. So the Eagles actually did decently well. Yeah, they did. I thought the Eagles were going to win. Yeah, I did too. Wow. They were winning most of the game. Did you lose money?

Oh, I didn't bet shit. The only thing I was going to bet, I was going to bet the over on everything, and I would have cleaned the fuck up. If I had made the parlay I was going to make today over on everything and I would have cleaned the fuck up. If I had made the parlay I was going to make today, I probably would have made a few thousand bucks. I feel bad for Mango. Why?

Mango is the most diehard Eagles fan and this is like their first Super Bowl in whatever, right? It's like a permanent. No. They won the Super Bowl like five years ago. Eagles are, you know, they win. Where am I? But you should feel bad for him anyway because, you know, if you're a fucking Eagles fan, like, life is shit across the board in general.

You're an Eagles fan. Life is shit. You play Melee in 2023. Life is also hard. There's a lot going on. Let's talk about what's really important. What? Aaron Rodgers is going on a four-day darkness retreat.

Here we go. What does that mean? It means he's locking himself in a light-devoid room. He's going to do four day darkness retreat. Here we go. What does that mean? It means he's locking himself in a light devoid room. He's going to do ayahuasca. And most likely doing ayahuasca. And at the end of his spiritual journey, he will decide whether or not he wants to join the New York Jets. It's just, this is like, even I know. I'm so afraid of the dark.

He's so weird, bro. It's so funny that the future of the New York Jets is solely reliant on one man taking psychedelics. And having, like, probably full nude in the dark for days. Like, some spirit, Spiritus Mund munday comes to him he's like what should i do and he's like new york city it's just like i dude aaron rogers is definitely like it's it's a it's a cautionary tale for men to not get really into like astro like zodiac signs and fucking crystals and shit i know that's spencer pratt dude okay for the ladies out there that don't know sports let's talk about the hills spencer pratt and heidi montage they're married by the last episode he's fucking insane he's

grabbing crystals and he's holding them to his head and he's like i need to calm down and now i'm now we're relatable to the ladies on ladies did heidi did heidi get him into it or did he find it on his own i think he found it on his own but i'm currently re-watching i'm re i'm watching laguna beach right now i have no idea problematic and uh then i'm gonna re-watch the hills wait why is it problematic because like the first episode let me tell you about like hot goss so like there's lauren and she's a bit of a pick me she's best friends with us hot boy steven and he's hot for a 17 year old if i was 17 for the record i watched this when i was a kid no okay i was a kid when i was fine i was don't look at marsh like we have to cut that we don't have to cut this we're not cutting

this because i watched this when i was a teenager and i thought steven was hot because he was he was 17 i was like 13 it's normal i also thought baby symbol was hot when i was a teenager and I thought Steven was hot. Cause he was, he was 17. I was like 13. It's normal. I also saw baby symbol was hot when I was a baby too. Oh, what? Stop saying things. We were both babies.

Right now. We're going to, we have to. He's a lion. At this point, we have to, we have to give the hard drive to the federal government. We can't even legally.

It is illegal for us to cut this now. Anyway, Lauren and Steven are like friends and and she has a crush on him and he has a girlfriend named kristin and then she hooks up with steven and it's drama and him and kristin get back together and now lauren just hovers she's an orbiter and she's like a pick me and she's like steven i'm right here and he's like i like kristin but kristin's 17 and he goes college. And then they break up and then they come back and him and Lauren hook up. But then he still kind of wants Kristen. It's a whole thing. Wow.

Why do you watch this show? I am so lonely. Is there nothing going on? Like on television? Get into like K-dramas or some shit. Why? Are you touching my elbow? Ludwig's in Japan.

I know. And you're all alone. Believe me, I know. I know and you're leaving i know i know oh and hasan has this big house why don't we start this a week ago this is so sad let's move in we should have moved in i forgot do it no okay because here we know because i'm setting ludwig up for failure you You want to know why? What? Evil girlfriend shit. Tuning in. I've decided, as a surprise, he's flying home for Valentine's Day.

He might not, and I'm really sad. What if he doesn't? He's not flying. Wait, what? Bitch. Wait. It's so good. Has he said this?

No. Cutie. Oh, no. Cutie. So I would hate to move in and have to leave because he's definitely going to come home early. Cutie. As a surprise. Oh, God.

Do you think this man is going to 20 grand i would hope in plane tickets oh no to come spend valentine's day yeah and then go back no i don't think he'll go back oh he's gonna stay here permanently for you yeah because well he was gonna come home on the 18th and so it's like the 14th isn't that far away oh he's not coming i know but maybe i mean dude listen i have the heart pizza ordered to eat alone i'll be fine but we should have done together listen you ordered we'll make a deal we'll make a deal deal we'll make a deal okay he comes back on the 14th uh-huh great great whatever if he doesn't sleep over sleep over okay this is gonna be great can we build a pillow for make confections for each other confections confections i have an announcement what one of the doors upstairs is locked

unfortunately i think i like in a haze locked one of the bedroom doors well are you saying like we're not gonna be able to figure out how to open it? What? Pillow fort in the living room. Yeah, pillow fort in the living room. We don't even care about the bedrooms. No, no, it's fine. We can do it.

We can all sleep in your bed. I just, I just, okay, that sounds not fun. That sounds fun. I need my personal space. We'll be like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I need my personal space.

It sounds fun. No, okay. I don't wanna wake up and I'll be like, breakfast everybody. And then we'll walk around in the sun yeah we'll get coffee together yeah we'll go for a run i will be doing none of these things even if you guys are here let's get a puppy i have a routine well i will be getting a puppy after i

come back from japan which we are going to japan you want to come with i'm not going no i'm so busy there's a reason i didn't go with my boyfriend i'm planning a dumbass award show yeah yeah where okay maybe someone got nominated for his own i have not looked they send you that code so you could check they know could they i just need to do it on my computer well no that's the reason no i'm not well i have to do on my computer i have to there's a reason i can't access on my phone is because i will leak it and it's very important not to leak any of this yeah okay this is my baby this show i can't leak it i haven't looked at the panel either the panel changes everything who's on the panel oh the panel's insane this

year the panel's so much better than last year i have a hundred people on the panel and it's like people um it's from like org owners to agents to um people that have been in esports forever to why are we not on the fucking panel because you're a streamer you can't be a streamer on the panel that doesn't make sense that's panel. That doesn't make sense. That's weird. That doesn't make sense? No, let's judge streamers by fucking people who don't judge streamers. Let's keep it a buck.

Let me keep something a buck real quick. What? You did that so streamers can't influence it, correct? For themselves, maybe, for nefarious reasons. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Did you see Ludwig's stream where he went through the nominations? No, what did he do? He was basically playing double Dutch

to see which categories he could massage for himself because he knew he could only be nominated for three. And he was going through with his fan base and being like, I can win this one, right? And then like changing Ludwig in every space. Bad guy. Just a bad dude. I mean, he's going to win an award anyway.

You guys know. Yeah, more C-sports. Oh, I was just making a joke about... Did you just leave? No, the same joke that Hasan makes every year. He slept with the host. He's going her a reward cool i decided i'm having sex with ludwig this year it's nice don't even know if i'll win it on valentine's day to fuck us don't even know if that'll get me an award doing it just because don't worry guys he'll totally

he'll be coming back on the 14th yeah I'll be busy yeah to have sex with me no yeah I like to do the thing that us ladies not all ladies but most ladies like to do where we just decide something in our brain and it's not real

smiley face what's your ideal 4th or 4th of July Valentine's Day look like he's so patriotic he can't even he can't

that's for him love that's my love that he feels is for the United States of America. I get ripped up on the fourth. I wake up.

I make waffles and they're shaped like hearts because who doesn't love heart things? Right. Then I go on a little hike. Maybe I sit and I read my book maybe. And then it's couple time because Valentine's Day is also about self-love. And so then you go back you have charcuterie love charcuterie chocolate dip strawberries maybe go to fondue you gotta have sex i guess what and then now then you go to bed dial that back you sound super excited about that

i guess whatever okay valentine's day i just i've never shaped things i've never in a million I guess. Whatever. Okay. Valentine's Day. I just, I've never. When you get heart-shaped things. I've never in a million years, like, just every other day. Just work. That's my, that's my assessment. Always. Oh, man.

You spoil some lucky girl out there. Yeah, we wonder why this guy's all alone. What do you mean? I have, you guys, guys were doing a sleepover. No, I just, I don't know. I don't really place a lot of value on stuff like that. Have you been watching Heart-Shaped Things? Have you been watching

The Last of Us? Yeah. When you watched episode three, did you think of you and me? No. Aw, sad. Me either. No one's saying that yeah is that what you thought no i mean we could we would we would definitely survive apocalypse together very well it'd be a lot of fun yeah we'll have we'd have a lot of fun we'd also

find i'm on love i'm on board with that i'm on board with that i like that are you grossed out by i'm homophobic wow i knew it swifties man i was hoping you guys would figure it out uh no i haven't seen the last of us three but i heard or last of us two episode three but i've heard it is last of us three episode episodes i haven't seen them i'm dyslexic you haven't seen it no but i heard it's gut wrenching i very good have not sobbed like really yeah that's probably good for you should watch it once a week i honestly it was like i think that that episode was so good that four like kind of had like the weight sucked out of it a little bit but then five really picked it back up have you seen the last one?

Yeah. So good. I think it's important, not only because it's just a fan-fucking-tastic episode of television, but also we do not get enough burly gay representation. I agree. I think we are simply awash with twinks right now. We're up to our goddamn eyebrows and twinks.

You said bear rights. I said bear rights. i said bear rights i want grizzly diesel i'm trying to think of like man's man gaze broke back mountain who's in that again jake gyllenhaal i know i just don't oh jake gyllenhaal and who he fled yeah no neither of them are bears no i know i was trying to remember does jake gyllenhaal get fucked i hope he gets fucked. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain, but I was just thinking it's so popular.

He gets fucked passionately, not in the way that you want him to get fucked. I'm Googling Brokeback Mountain. You know the Jake Gyllenhaal drama. Cutie doesn't like Jake Gyllenhaal. What? For obvious reasons. I'll bring a slideshow. Oh, because he dated fucking Taylor Swift?

He took her scarf. It's more than that. Her scarf. Who the fuck cares about a scarf? It He took her scarf. It's more than that. Who the fuck cares about a scarf? It represents so much more. Took her virginity? Well, it's kind of up in the air if it was John Mayer or I think it might have been John Mayer. I don't know. It's really confusing.

So basically she's selling the image that both of these men took her virginity so that she can play them. No, you are teetering on the edge of what would potentially seem like anti-Taylor Swift. I'm going to have to stop you there. We might need to cut that. Wait, wait. Remember that I am a Swifty.

Why am I a Swifty? Because the Jets like Taylor Swift. The Jets like Taylor Swift. What? Really? Yep. The Jets, Taylor Swift Alliance is pending. It's not pending.

It's official. Why? No, no, no. Pending means it's like ongoing. No, pending means like it's about to happen. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's approved.

He's dyslexic. Yeah, I'm dyslexic. Yeah. Okay. What's the word for ongoing? Ongoing. Literally ongoing. Or continuing.

Yeah. There's so much more I want to talk. Oh, part of the reason why I did not watch the Super Bowl. Let's talk about me. Yeah. Yeah. There's so much more I want to talk. Oh, part of the reason why I did not watch the Super Bowl. Let's talk about me. Okay. What really matters. That's fine. Part of the reason why I did not watch the Super Bowl or go to one of these like parties

or whatever. It's because you're not fun. No one invited you. It's because no one invited me because I'm not fun. Let's get that out of the way. Right. I would sit there and go, sports ball. I'm not fun. Let's get that out of the way. I would sit there and go, sports ball, I'm not interested.

I bring a book, even though I never read books, just to be like, look at me. I'm reading a book right now. You're talking a lot of shit for someone who actually enjoyed the Super Bowl next to me last year. Oh, I had a lot of fun next year. But like, episode three talk,

you're the Ronon swanson gay and i'm like the fun outgoing like that's how our relationship works like i you're a curmudgeon but i see a good heart oh i like that word curmudgeon i am a curmudgeon you literally made me the og curmudgeon in your fucking you know christmas carol i don't know what curmudgeon is but i like it it's literally that it reminds me of a kumquat but anyway and those are yummy the real reason why i did not go even though everyone was like hasan please come to my super bowl party you're so sick yeah that is you it is what i that is me okay um is because there's this magazine called king kong magazine oh yeah that's

cool and i have i did not know what the fuck they were and then i looked them up and it was like this very weird like fashion it's a berlin magazine yep um that's like very weird very strange like culture lifestyle fashion art it's like a high art type magazine and i guess they want me to do cover they wanted me to do the cover he started his period and um yeah i did a photo shoot in the woods in the dark uh i would just like to mention he sent us he did the picture of blood all over his face yeah you were concerned unprompted in our group chat after i said you guys still down to do the podcast? And I was like, oh, my God, what happened? I was so worried that he had, like, cut a finger off or something.

It was just sprayed in my face. Yeah, he's so covered in blood. Yeah. My entire body was covered in blood. He continued to compliment you. Yeah, he did say I was buff. That's so sweet. I look kind of buff.

I look kind of buff. I didn't. I told him to get a tampon. Yeah, that was very. You still have blood under your nails. It's very hard to get it out. Yeah. How do you think ladies feel?

It's not real blood. Cute. Well, I just want you to empathize with ladies more. Yeah. Yeah. No. I mean, if I was like, if someone was having a period, like the amount of blood I had on my body.

It happens. That's a medical emergency. I just had such a cute idea. What? Should we get our nails done during our sleepover? No, on Valentine's Day when Ludwig doesn't come back. No, he's coming. You should do a video chat and go to Little Tokyo and have ramen.

And he should have ramen in Tokyo. And you guys can have a dinner date. Both have noodles. Well, it would be like breakfast date. Oh, yeah. You could have breakfast noodles in japan i suppose yeah you know what his head ass said to me i said he was like i'm gonna go to japan and i said ledwig i would rather if you're going to japan for you to miss the streamer

awards than you to miss valentine's day and then he said i can't miss why is valentine's day so important because it's just such it's the one day where you're like okay slow down special because i don't do that enough i don't slow down special that is so erroneous that's a christmas you're using so many big words that's for family anniversary we don't know when our anniversary is what why don't you just use the fucking i know i know first date we no no because i don't even know when that is um what i know it's messed up because we're Santa Monica Pier i know we're we're he was nervous he drank yeah and then he didn't kiss you we were friends for so long that it's like but okay technically our anniversary is like in it was over his subathon because i remember he missed our anniversary because of the subathon i'm sorry bitch what you said you didn't have an anniversary, and then you said this motherfucker missed your anniversary.

I know, but we decided when the date was. It's a whole thing. It's confusing. Honestly, I don't care about anniversaries. I just like Valentine's Day. Why? Okay, so why? Because everything is shaped like hearts and so cute.

Okay. When else is everything shaped like hearts? I'm going to be honest. You're the only person I know in like my serious friend group that has any reverence for Valentine's Day everything's shaped like hearts no other time of the year is everything shaped like

hearts I don't understand why that matters I literally I thought it was like all made up so that people buy stuff I do buy stuff not to be like all made up so that people could buy stuff. Yeah. I do buy stuff. Not to be like the, it's actually a capitalist invention. Do you expect a good gift on Valentine's Day? I expect chocolate covered strawberries, but the good kind and flowers.

What's the good kind of chocolate? Oh, I'll tell you. If you ordered chocolate covered strawberries from like Susie's Berries. Yeah. I'm calling you out Susie Berries. It's chocolate dip. It's not real chocolate. Oh, it's candy melts it's not

i guess we're gonna have to drop that sponsorship yeah this is really awkward like 1-800 flowers it's not real chocolate that's the second sponsor cutie shut the fuck up you're ruining it or manscape just kidding oh actually i love manscape they sponsor all my shit so yeah we love manscape i could probably get us a man okay so how long have you been a valentine's day person for oh since i was a kid i'd buy myself chocolates oh do you eat the chalk hearts yeah i have a bunch of my house i made a bunch of do you want to see the cookies i made yeah i'll send them marsh do you like show stuff so the viewers can see? Okay, perfect. I'll send it to Marsh so the viewers can see too. Marsh. There he is.

You know what I like to do on Valentine's Day? What? Jerk off. Well, one really good meal. Yeah, that's nice. That's it. You know, just some really dank food. Yeah, I made some cute cookies.

Wow. One of them says W Riz. One says my cuck. Wait, these are all blood stuff. Soak. Pee on me. Let's do anal. Bush did 9-11.

They're so nice. Pee on me. So, like, Ludwig has one of these these and then it's like oh let's do anal is that how that works no they're just cookies i took them to the super bowl party the one that says throat goat audio listeners i dabbed oh my god wow every episode you gotta mention that she's the throat goat. Got to bring it up. Yeah. You guys have never celebrated a Valentine's Day ever?

No, I mean, I celebrate them, but like I've never had a friend or a partner who has like felt the imperative of having to celebrate. Oh, really? Am I weird? Like really into like really invested. Oh, no. I'm not that. I'm not that invested. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. It's just the one time. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. It's just the one time. Aren't you though? Oh my God. It's the one time a year that I'm like, yo, pause.

This is our day. Okay. You could do that. That's invested. And also you could, I just want to, I just want to let you know, I want to let you know,

I don't want to alarm you. You could do that like all the time. Too busy. No, no, no, but you could just be like you could just be like this is yeah but not everything is shaped like a heart you cook half the shit

anyway just make it with a fucking heart you know what i literally mentioned shirt cuttery plate make the fucking little gobble ghouls with a heart okay and you said heart waffles you can make the heart waffles i guess caroline and i are so not invested in valentine's day that we plan around valentine's i know she told me she was like yeah if you if if uh if you have nothing to do on valentine's day just text me and i was like yeah no he's coming he's gonna show up shortly i like that people in her group of friends like immediate vicinity are like everyone's telling me giving like a health check. You know what I mean? Maya's like, do I need to fly in?

Hey, don't worry about it. I know, I saw your boyfriend is, you know, 7,000 miles away. She's gonna be like one of those widows in Nantucket up in the widow's watch waiting for her husband to come back from a whaling trip after eight years. He's coming!

What's the boats filled with scrimshaw? No, I'm sure. I'm sure he'll. He's coming. I'm sure he'll call you on the phone. Now, I have a theory. Did you specifically bring that up on this podcast in the hopes that Ludwig will watch the podcast and it will incept the message that he needs to change his flight?

No, no, no. It's better if he doesn't because then I am mad at him. What? You gotta explain that. Because then the next day I'm mad at him and he's like, why are you mad at me? I'm like, because you didn't fly home for Valentine's Day. And he's like, why would I do that? And I'm like, because you should have known.

Why is that better? Because now if he flies home, I'll be like, do that and I because you should have known why is that better because now if he flies home I'll be like you only flew home because you saw the freaking podcast but why would you be mad at him can we just March the whole table lowered

my knees okay okay I gotta say something here let's just address something. I don't think, wait, what, when is, when is Valentine's day? It's two days. Okay. Yeah. I don't think he can get a ticket.

He has to be on a plane now. I don't think he can get a ticket on time. So if this podcast coming out is, is going to have no bearing on whether or not he makes it home on Valentine's day. He's going to get so many like pings on Twitter. They're like, Ooh, you're going to, you're going to have a bearing on whether or not he makes it home on Valentine's Day. He's going to get so many like pings on Twitter. They're like, Ooh, you're going to,

you're going to have a good time. Yeah. I mean, he's going to make content out of it for sure. Yeah. Oh, well, of course.

How my friend's podcast stole $20,000 from me in the form of a Japanese airplane ticket. Yeah. Did you guys see, I had to pull this up to verify it. Did you see the MGK Megan Fox? They broke up. They broke up. Stop, I'm devastated.

You know what was really insightful? Caroline saw the news and the first thing she said was, Megan Fox has great fake tits. That was her insight immediately. What is that? What? Caroline immediately what is that what caroline what does that have to do with wait wait we need to talk about this because i mean they're two let's be real they're both how did she get the ring off they're both my face oh yeah

what's up with the ring the ring was booby trapped so if she ever took it off, it made her bleed. You didn't hear that? It has like, you know, like. It's got teeth. It has teeth. Like a vagina dentata. Yeah. It has teeth that like are pointing down. So when you try to pull up, they stab you.

I think these people should be in jail. Yeah, you and everybody else. No, like literally. Yeah, they're weird. But like, who's the. So I was obviously joking, but like, who's the target market for like Megan Fox and what's his fucking face? Email kids.

Just like they, you have to be the most annoying fucking person to be like, oh my God, they're so sick. You are in some hot water. They have a lot of, they got a lot of love. Yeah. What are you going to do? Mention Nicki Minaj next? You better relax.

Wait, do they? Do people love their love? They love their love. They love of love. What are you going to do? Mention Nicki Minaj next? You better relax. Wait, do they? Do people love their love? They love their love. They love their love. Really? Yeah, people love anybody's love. People are just weird. People, we're weird.

No, that doesn't make sense. Why? That's weird. No, because they were like the pinnacle sad boy, sad girl couple. They're so gross. Sad boy, hot girl. You know, because he's like obtainable hot and she's like not obtained she was also like had like a wednesday adams type just with she wasn't she

with someone didn't they both break up and there was like drama and then they got together well the the famous line which makes me laugh to this day is when she met him she was like you smell like weed and he went i am weed oh that's actually you know what he got me actually i hope he comes over on valentine's day your phone oh i know well i pulled it up on intentionally because after they break up she unfollows everyone on instagram besides eminem march google how old megan fox is right now please stop it she's like 35 she's like 35 and hot and that is so unacceptable you are never too old for drama you are 36 years old you're a grown-ass

woman you were dating the gas station cigarette okay china should talk to her she loves it she loves the tea but she's got kelly's hot though no he's not Yeah he is He is so weird looking bro What the fuck You know what it is Have you You just got trapped You just got trapped Are you ready for this

White guys have a cheat code What is it Tattoos Oh yeah they do If you ever find If you ever think like Some guy looks like Very cool

Or very hot It's like a white dude If Imagine him without tattoos What are we doing here? Imagine Machine Gun Kelly without tattoos. Will you Google it? See if there's a picture.

Machine Gun Kelly without tattoos. Machine Gun Kelly is like a six foot four, blonde hair, blue eyes. Skin Walker. He's hot. He's hot. He's hot. He is the most normal looking motherfucker on the planet.

I think he is. Music video or something. Yeah. I think he's. I do think the tattoos help him be hot. Yeah. He's sad boy shit. Yeah.

Listen. Everybody is a cheat code. He is the pinnacle of I can fix him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pete Davidson. Same as Pete Davidson.

But Pete Davidson has more swag to him. Pete Davidson. I love Pete Davidson. Really? Yeah. I love him. Explain. I love Pete Davidson.

Pete Davidson? You said like. I have a speech impediment. Every time. And maybe a stroke. And I'm dyslexic. I'm sorry. Every single time you brought Pete Davidson, like you have said like one thing that's related

to a penis. We have to address this. Penis Davidson. Does that have something to do? It's Freudian. Obviously. You said piss Davidson or peeva Davidson, Peter? It's Freudian.

Freudian. So what's up? Is it the cock? Like, is that a thing? No, no, no, no, no. I think he's funny. I think he's attractive enough. You think he's funny. I think he's attractive enough. You think he's funny?

I've, yes. I used to watch him on freaking like Guy Code on MTV or Wildin' Out like forever ago. His college standup, I used to watch that shit. Like, I was a Pete Davidson fan before Ariana Grande. You're like a fucking Pete Davidson head. Like, holy shit. What, me? You were a Pete Davidson head.

Well, yeah, he got a little unfunny recently, but it's okay. No pressure, Pete. You're fine. I mean, he was in Bodies, he got a little unfunny recently, but it's okay. No pressure, Pete. You're fine. I mean, he was in Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, and that was a pretty good movie. I haven't seen it, but his last standup was pretty yuck. But that's okay. You know, we all go through hard times. It's always like, I feel like it's always like, yeah, life is fucking weird, isn't it?

I'm crazy. No, he's not like that. But. Was that good? You. Like, that's how I think of him. I feel like he's like been through shit and he's very like empathetic and he's just there he's just like a little pokemon for women and sometimes women just want a pokemon and he's a tall handsome pokemon okay is pete davidson a jock no i'll never be a pokemon okay he's not pete davidson is just he's just a funny guy you're fucking hitmon champ what do you mean wait no the one no no monkey the

the prime ape yeah prime ape um but megan fox is now following Eminem. Sure. Drama. Timothy Chalamet, which I don't know the drama there. Who knows? And Harry Styles. I think she might just be trying to fuck. Yeah, maybe she is just trying to fuck Harry Styles and Timothy Chalamet.

I don't know the tea. I was trying to figure it out. Probably dudes that MGK didn't like. Yeah. I think it's the common denominator. Yeah. I was trying to figure out if there was like a if if the tea was spilled like but it doesn't look like it there's been

an explanation as to why that literally is the explanation well no what if she cheated on him with them or something like crazy i don't know why would you follow them nah that's just some petty ass ex-girlfriend no she's just yeah well which is weird because like again you're 36 years old like what the fuck are you doing but then again every single thing that they did like they behaved like teenagers yeah yeah exactly i am everyone's saying she's so they're like she's so funny she's so real for this but i don't know what i don't know she's so real i think we as a society. Imagine Ludwig and I break up. I unfollow everyone besides Harry Styles to just. And me. Oh. What?

She's thinking about me doing porn all the time, man. I don't know. Not again. I didn't start this. You were not even on there. She went Harry Styles immediately. That was the cutoff. Yeah.

Harry Styles, not a second person. Harry Styles beat Peteidson she wants to rip those overalls off so okay explain to me harry styles what's the why do i have to explain anything you explain to me a hot woman okay i mean i could which one i don't know give me a woman i'll explain it um um um lena dunham no what have you done are you proud of yourself no ew okay she was literally in one of the retweets that i just did or i was looking through someone said lean in okay that's where it came from okay um what what is the what's the appeal of harry styles harry styles i feel like i'm explaining the psychology of women to you guys and I don't know if you deserve it. It's the ladies episode.

No, because something changed. What? Something changed, right? 70s and 80s, hot guys, mustaches, burly, chest hair, thick, veiny. Guys like us. Now hot guys, wave. Yeah. Delicate. Dandy lads.

Us ladies, we like twinks too yeah when did that like yeah what let's not do that anymore can you tell the rest yeah i'll call them can you call the ladies are us um i've decided no um i don't know i think because as women we've spent so many years not being understood we've been so many years of us having to adjust to your culture that finally you see someone who cares about fashion and you look at someone that sings about breakups and is emotional.

Harry Styles cares about fashion? That's what you're saying? Yeah, he's got good taste. Don't act like you don't wear pearl necklaces before him. I think I did, but that's besides the point. I'm going to check. No, no, no. I definitely did.

I definitely did, but that's besides the point. Harry Styles was like more, I think he was like more cutting edge fashion in like 2015. Those overalls that he wears, I like those. Yeah, I think he's high fashion. He sings about like emotional things. He's like an emotional guy and women more than ever. We just want people that will understand us for once in our goddamn lives. I like Harry Styles' music.

Some of the outfits that he wears is really fucking weird, though. You're just mad because you can't wear them. That's not true. Projecting. He's projecting. You've literally seen me cross-dress. I fucking rock that shit. You did rock it.

So I'm not even talking about that. I just think like it's. What was sad? He was like so. I've never seen someone more sad about the lack of plus size dresses than Hassan. I worked at Old Navy for like five years. I've never seen someone more sad.

That was sad. The rest of us were dressed like whores. Yeah. And Hassan looked like he was on his way to a public library. He looked like the one ugly stepsister from Shrek. I filled it, though. That muumuu, that pregnancy dress, dude. Oh, my God.

I had titties on stack. I was on deck, dude. God damn, I had bazookas. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Okay, well, since this is a ladies episode, I want to do something very...

You got to stop calling it ladies episode with me and all my girlfriends. Yeah. I want to do something very ladies episode with me and all my girlfriends yeah i want to do something that's very important for me one of my favorite shows that prominently features ladies in the paywall proportion of this episode that's right we're watching milf manor okay perfect i haven't watched it i'm excited you. You're about to watch. I thought I'd be a MILF when I was younger. You could still become a MILF. Yeah, I know. So this could be research.

The only thing that you're missing is a child. I don't want one. And like maybe 20 more years. But I could still be a MILF without a kid, right? Yeah. No, I think mother is like the main component. But I have dog. Oh, is it a good question.

This is a good porn question. It's like MILF. Is it mother aged? Nah, there are definitely some women that get filed away in MILF who don't have kids. Yeah, definitely. Okay. All right. Well, we will be finding out about that behind the paywall, ladies and gentlemen.

That's right. At patreon.com slash fear and we will be watching the last episode of milf manor we're not even starting with the first episode we're diving straight the fuck in to episode four because that's the episode i want to watch and i'm going to be telling you guys i'm excited i'm going to be walking you through i might work a shirt too like a fucking time let's build the fort oh my god when the 14th comes and you are alone i'm not with your heart-shaped pizza can we actually do a sleepover yeah i'm excited content night i'm down sure i'll do it why Why not? Board games, fort building, henna tattoos.

Honestly, let's just go to Kai's house because it's all wired up already. We just take over. Kai won't even notice one of the rooms being taken up. Nice. So the last thing I'll plug is people should be getting excited about streamer awards, yes? Yes, this is coming out on Monday. So the last thing I'll plug is people should be getting excited about streamer awards. Yes. Yes.

This is coming out on Monday. So by next Monday, voting will have either be announced. It'll either voting will either be announced on Sunday or next Monday. So is voting closed right now? Nominations are closed right now. And then the nominees for each category will be announced either on the 18th or the 20th. It's crazy that I can't give a date, but it's literally because I have to wait for the announcement video to go out the announcement video can't go out until i'm done locking in musical performers which i'm really close on and um and red carpet people

which i'm really close on so ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us on a furor and this week we appreciate you so much and we'll see you next time peace i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i still don't understand how did they find like six moms that want to fuck younger men and six men that want to fuck older women and they're all related i don't understand they found six families that wanted to be famous Okay, no. No. Will. What's next? You're going to tell them Santa Claus isn't real?

Like, what the fuck? No, they want to fuck. No, they found six milfs. How did they do that? They found six. Is there a questionnaire they sent out? They found six horny milfs. Bless you.

Bless you. They all happen to have six horny Cougar. I'm going to keep it a buck. They found zero milfs because I don't. None of them are.