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Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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Where'd you get the water? I was thirsty. Say hello first, Hassan. He's a bully. I said say hello first. So then he goes, oh, hi, hello. You know what I'm starting to think? Maybe all frat guys are autistic. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode and another year of the Fear Ann podcast.

Woo! Happy 2025. Joining us today is Hasan Piker. Are you even allowed to say joining us today when you're missing podcast episodes? Excuse me, I'm not done. And Cutie Cinderella. No, how about it's me and Cutie Cinderella

joining us as our special guest. Oh, I missed one episode. Our special guest who sometimes doesn't show up when he doesn't feel like it. Austin Show. It's so funny because Will isn't here, who has a great reason not to be here, by the way. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, self-suck.

Self-suck accident. For the record, I missed last episode because I had strep throat. Okay? I had strep throat, woke up on the 22nd with... What were you doing? Okay, before anybody says... This is supposed to be like a Christ-like holiday. What were you doing?

I immediately thought I got something from something, but I didn't. What was the something? It was strep A. Strep group A, which is not typically... Strep, which is a sexy disease because it sounds like strep. Yeah. It could be received

by streping. True. That's how Austin got it. This is what I did. I don't know where I got strep from. Thursday was the podcast. Wait, no one else in your vicinity had strep? No. You got it from the airplane then for sure.

Airplane. So this is Thursday, podcast. Fly back Friday morning. All right? Friday night, gay Christmas party. Gay Christmas. Okay, well, what did you do? Friday night after the gay Christmas party, gay bar.

Okay, bro, you are literally... You're patient zero. I don't know. You probably gay people's friends. No, I don't know how I got it. Regardless, I didn't kiss anybody. I didn't kiss nobody. I didn't do any activities that was extracurricular.

No, nothing. Okay. No penis in the throat? No, which is interesting because i talked to a gay doctor that i know about this why is everyone gay i don't know gay doctor i have a regular doctor a gay doctor because i was like dr gay is he does he does he specialize in homosexual activities or is he just gay who happens to be a doctor he's an er doctor that happened in that happens to be gay and he the only emergencies are gay emergencies no no no he he happens to be gay. And the only emergencies are gay emergencies. No, no, no.

He happens to, he knows about gay things because he happens to be homosexual himself. So Dr. Gay He did not specialize in gay stuff, chat. I'm asking these questions because I know you. Don't call them chat. I'm commenters. I did my makeup in the dark and I just realized how hard my

contour line was. It's so funny because Austin didn't tell me. I didn't know. Wait, can I see? It looks great enough. Damn! So Dr. Gay tells me strep A is not the strep that you would usually get. I couldn't tell. Oh.

Okay. So Dr. Gay tells me strep A is not typically what you would get when you eat ass. Ew. Uh-huh. I know. You can get strep from an ass? A hundred percent. Ew. Wait, what's... So is know. You can get strep from an ass? 100%. Ew.

Wait, what's, so is she typically strep? He's like strep F and G is typically what you get. Wait, wait, so do they have strep ass in that situation? Does their ass hurt? Like. No. What? Wait, actually, that's a good point.

I don't know. How do you pick up strep from the asshole? Technically, your butthole is the throat of your butt. I don't know. I'm not a doctor okay doctor's like you got a case of the strep ass i'm a gay doctor i know these things i don't know what i went to gay university you could you could get strep ass evidence strep from eating butt uh eating booty all right is that even true it's true i i don't know i think the gay doctor told

him because i had strep last year and I think that's where it came from. I question the authority of this gay doctor. You need to suck his penis to see if he's gay. What the fuck? You need to have sex with him because I don't believe he's actually gay. Wait, what? How the hell did we get here? I think this gay doctor is lying.

He might be a doctor, but he does not specialize in gay behavior. What the hell are you talking about? He's gay. I don't know. Do you know that? I know he's gay. How do you know that? The way he walks.

Oh, wow. Well, I'm sorry. Is there a way that gay people walk? No, but... Look, I'm not saying... Look, here's the deal. I need to get this out here. I need to put this out here.

This may be controversial. Okay. All right? Gay could be anything. You could be gay. Yeah. People on the internet tell me that all the time. You could be gay.

I'm gay. Marsh could be gay. You know? Marsh could go. I mean, he looks a little gay. Why does he look gay? Okay, you're right. Yeah, I looks a little gay. Why does he look gay? Okay, you're right. Yeah, I think you look gay.

However. We figured out the part of this episode is going to be titled, Austin Comes Out as Homophobic. No, look. I'm just going to say. Okay. What most people won't say. It's going to be very brave. I think there are certain things.

These queers do. No, I think there's certain... My guy knows gay. Did you... What does he... What do you... He looked at my vagina and went, ew, yuck.

Is that... See? See? I don't know if he's gay. He has to be gay. It's the only way. Look, gay is in all of us. You can be gay.

Who cares, right? At the end of the day. However, there is a positive correlation at times between certain things like what are you talking about i don't know he's just trying to say some people just act real gay that's it but he's trying to be politically correct about it which is coming across as more insensitive i think well first of all i want to be very clear here what i next are you going to talk about limp wrist is that what we're going to do i mean look whoa i'm not saying you're a homophobe no i'm not i love it i love it i want to give you my trump my special edition trump zip pack it's for you now anyway because he likes this

this is him look i'm not saying like gays all of us, it's great to be gay. I love and accept all gay people. Okay? Okay. I want everybody to know that. See, I do that too, and I don't have to say it. Yeah. I don't say it.

I say the opposite. I do not accept any of you. But also you specifying that almost feels like you don't support it. I do support it. Austin, are you homophobic? I don't know. I'm not homophobic. Last time you were with the Victoria's Eater, you were very scared. I do support it. Are you homophobic? I'm not homophobic. Last time you went to Victoria's Eater, you were

very scared. I was straight phobic. You were kind of... You were worried they were going to call you a man being in there, and then you were like, but I'm not. Wait, what? No, I wanted to be... I wanted to be gay. You wanted to be gay. I'm proud to be gay.

Gay is the only way. I'm happy to be gay. Gay is the only way. I'm happy we did this. Anyway, this had nothing to do with anything. Merry, happy new year. Happy new year. Sorry, y'all. I have a couple things that I have to come clean about. Actually, I'm going to bring it in real quick.

Hold on. This is an apology for Cutie Cinderella, but not for Austin. I'm so sorry, Cutie. I feel like we completely mansplained that first part of the episode. I feel fine. The less I have to talk, the better my day is. So if you guys yap, I say okay. Then I keep my lovely singing voice for my car ride home.

Do you sing in the car? Oh, yeah. I sing in the car. I even do karaoke tracks. Really? I've been trying to be Elphaba for about a month now. I cannot be Elphaba. Out to the western sky.

Wow. It is... It's Austin's present. Yeah, that was stolen from me. Uh-oh. Oh, you just broke it. Well, it's kind of fine because now you can say you got this from marat you could re-gift that's okay i will say a lot of uh oh my god you lost it's right there

it's under that thing very down what'd that look like mark oh i touched where your butt goes like it um so a lot of people got really offended on behalf of me because i mentioned that hasan regifted this or whatever oh yeah how rude of him too and i don't care i think it was so rude that hasan regifted this he stole the gift i was sick in bed with strep throat helpless struggling to breathe you made an autistic engineer very happy, but I did actually because he doesn't know that you actually gifted this to him because I gifted it to him. No. Technically. No, I did.

I gave it to him in front of the whole family. I do. This would look really good in my foyer. I'm sorry. I don't do it. I think you can take out the landing gear as well i'm not entirely sure how that's done or like turn it i need you to have somebody oh

you can open it too to the look look look look look look look look look oh my god you can retract the landing gear that's crazy yeah and oh my god this also obviously tilts but i don't know how to do that oh my gosh but, it has a retractable landing gear. Oh my gosh. It's incredible. And apparently it took Marat four hours to make. Which is actually very impressive. Yeah.

He should start doing Lego speedruns. So here's the thing. I would have hired somebody on task for that. I swear one of your twinks would have liked to do it. Do you think so? Yes. I don't have that many, but I'm sure there's a few that would. I know, but I think he would.

Here's the thing. Yes, I regifted this to do it. Do you think so? Yes! I don't have that many, but I'm sure there's a few that would. Here's the thing. Yes, I regifted this to Marat. I stole Austin's gift and I gave it to Marat because... My God, that'd be so sexy. Hear me out. A little party with a bunch of guys wearing jock straps building my Concord. There's something wrong with you. Go and get butt strap again or something. You're horny. I'm for me yeah you're not doing it you don't even have the lego set

so i knew that in my defense i knew that austin there was no way in hell he was going to ever build us he was ever going to build this or even take it home with him because it was too large of a package and he can't he hates traveling with large packages so i expertly took this and gifted it to marat and he loved it he told me my brother for those of you who don't know he's he's boeing engineer he builds spaceships and he went on a retreat with like four other engineers it was like oh we're gonna love this like, oh, we're going to love this. Like, we're going to build the crap out of this during the retreat. He tells me he just sat in the corner and built it by himself in the first three hours before people even started showing up to the retreat.

That's awesome. He was so excited that he just put it together. That's so great. I would like to make it very clear that when i bought this i said you should give it to marat this was not a unique thought that you were taking credit for if you need the credit i'll give it to you are you taking credit for giving it to austin and also giving it to marat yes because i bought it for austin i said hassan you should get this from marat well so yeah i am well you know i'm gonna have my cake and eat it too hassan stole it from

me horrible but i'm happy Murat got it. Yeah, of course. And I would have done that same thing had he not stole it from me. In the interest of apologies. No, you wouldn't have. In the interest of apologies, I also got you a New Year's gift in replacement. Okay, first of all, y'all, I'm going to blow Hassan's cover. Murat got me this.

I don't know. Stop. Murat got me this gift, and I'm so excited. He got it for me, and he's so excited about it. Did you get Murat anything for this. No, stop! Murat got me this gift and I'm so excited. He got it for me and he's so excited about it. Did you get Murat anything for Christmas? No, I gave it to him. I gave it to him for Christmas. I'm ready to open it.

Murat, evidently... You have to get him something different. I'll send you another Lego set. There's a freaking address on here. Okay, don't show it. Show it. Wait, that's not even anybody's name that lives, don't show it. Drama, show it. Wait, that's not even anybody's name that lives here.

Okay, but it might be. Don't show it. Show it for fun. No, don't show it at all. I'm trying to not show it. Is it on camera? I don't know if you keep the box facing that way. No, he's fine. He just isn't. Oh my gosh. That's fun it's guess who

aviation edition oh my god marat that's crazy oh my god it's what i always wanted marat's the most thoughtful gift giver except for me so sweet aviation edition except for me oh my gosh i don't even know what this means. I'm so excited. Guess who? Is it like Guess the Plane? No, no, no. Like guess that one girl, Amelia Earhart.

Oh. You got it. Yeah, Marat. Thank you. Is it Amelia? Yeah. I haven't opened the box yet. Oh, shit. Is Amelia Earhart in there?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought there's more. Is the coconut crabs? Oh. Oh my gosh. It's like's more. Is the coconut crabs? Oh, my gosh. It's like an entire. Oh, it's planes. Holy.

Oh, it's planes. Show it to the camera. You're not going to be able to play with anyone besides Murat. Or anybody at all, Murat. I have twins. Oh, my God. This is awesome. Wait, wait.

Wait, they make guess who for like the most autistic people on the planet? Somebody special made it. Oh, my God. You shut up, 128. Yeah. Okay. He's 127. Thank you, Marat.

That's so sweet of you. Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas. Look at that. That's my gift to him. No, it's not. That's my gift to him. Who do you give credit to? Oh, yeah.

I know. We saw that. Will you show him the passengers? Because I know you can see the passengers, too. Marat, tilt the front. Tilt the know. We saw that. Will you show him the passengers? Because I know you can see the passengers, too. Murat, tilt the front. Tilt the front. How do you do that? Oh, it's just like that?

Okay. That's it? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Ew. I don't fuck with that. It doesn't do that anymore because they don't fly anymore.

Yeah. But speaking of airplanes. They got retired because the wheels bounced into the jet and exploded it. Speaking of airplanes, Marat hates what you just said. It did, Marat.

The Concord, the wheel popped off and popped into the thingy and exploded the whole airplane and everyone died. Okay. This is literally the peak of aviation.

The Chinese six-generation fighter jets also have a similar wing feature as a matter of fact. They had to retire the Concords because they would break the sonic boom barrier. It was too loud. Just not fuel efficient.

Mostly. Right. But it got to London from New York in six hours. Yeah, it was... But that's pretty slow. And that was... It got faster.

Three hours. Three hours and 45 minutes. No, and that was got faster three hours three hours no it was and that was decades ago which is crazy that is yet another another glaringly obvious example of of capitalism harming innovation because it wasn't profitable enough so we just stopped making them okay hola cutie como estas me encanta tu car, Austin. That was awesome. But I don't think it was all the way correct. Why? Because I've been studying on Rosetta Stone.

And you would know if you joined me. Like, you guys could join us. That's right. Do you have a New Year's resolution to learn a new language this year? I do. My New Year's resolution is... Hold on one second. one second, is learning the language of Chinese. Okay.

Yeah, Mandarin, which sounds like this. Okay, now repeat that. Wow. Start the new year off with a resolution you can reach. Today, Fear and listeners can take advantage of Rosetta Stone's lifetime membership

of 50% off. Visit rosettastone.com slash fear. That's 50% off unlimited access to 25 language courses for the rest of your life. Rest of your life. Redeem your 50% off at www.rosettastone.com slash fear today. Not to get on that old tangent, but I'd like to, first of all, acknowledge and appreciate Cutie's bravery for getting on a plane and flying to see Taylor Swift.

We talked about this. I didn't like it. And then, literally, not more than a couple weeks later... All these planes are crashing. Planes start fucking falling out of the sky. Yeah. And disaster after disaster is occurring. None of them were airbuses, though.

That's true, which is good, which means we have hope. We're actually flying to Japan on an Airbus. Thank God. No. No, she won't go. I know she's definitely not going now because of the air disasters. What? What?

Wait. I'll be like, I told you so. So anyway, there was a plane that was shot down. That was not one that you should be concerned about. Yeah, why does that happen twice? That is two more times than it should happen. I know, certainly. And it's by the same people, too.

Yeah, why? Just, Hasan, probably. Would you quit? Hey. What? Quit touching it. Let it be. We need to take this off the table.

It's going to be a distraction. You are knocking glasses together the whole time. Everyone needs a fidget spinner. I know. Anyway, Jeju Air 737 800, right Marat? Crashed into the localizer at the end of a

runway. Yeah, what the hell is that about? So here's the deal. I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot. There's a couple things. It's very peculiar cutie because it defies sort of, um, all conventional knowledge about what you would do in a situation like this. So there's obviously,

hopefully you would, you would hope that, you know, there wasn't, I would hope there wasn't a wall at the end of my runway. Normally there isn't. Normally there isn't in the United States. they have a,

normally they have like a, like a lump of dirt. Yeah. A lump of't. Normally there isn't in the United States. Normally they have like a lump of dirt. Yeah, a lump of dirt. It just gives way to whatever would crash into it. It softens the impact. Yeah. The 737-800 what we saw in the video landed without flaps,

landing gear. Yeah, which is crazy. It's like, let's all celebrate and then they run into a freaking wall? No, but that's the problem. Yeah, exactly. crazy. It's like, let's all celebrate, and then they run into a freaking wall? No, but that's the problem. Yeah, exactly. If they didn't have that wall there and they had a lump of dirt, they probably would have survived the impact.

Yeah, or at least a lot more people would have survived the impact. Now, here's the peculiar thing. The 737, so we've all seen the video that the plane lands and skids down the runway and crashes into the wall. What preceded that moment is the plane came in for an approach. It was a missed approach, and they hit a bird,

is what the video shows. Hit a bird. There was a bird strike of some sort. That shit pisses me off. So what they did is they turned around, and instead of landing on the runway that they originally were landing on, they turn around and land on the opposite runway, which is the opposite direction.

And then that's where you see them come in with no flaps, no landing gear. They land halfway down the runway. So it's only a 9,000-foot runway, giving themselves about 4,500 feet of space to go. Smash into the wall, kill everybody except two flight attendants who are, I think, in the back of the plane. It's really interesting here because the 737-800 is equipped

with a lever that you can pull or like strings that you can pull that will release the landing gear and they'll just come down by gravity. So that's interesting why you wouldn't do that. The other thing is a bird strike shouldn't impact the hydraulic system of the aircraft. So you would think, even without any

engines, I think you'd be able to have some sort of, I don't know if that's true or not, without any engines, you'd still have some hydraulic power, right, with the APU? Yeah, there's A, B, okay, yeah. There are three hydraulic systems. A, B, and C, right? On the 737-800. There's numerous redundancies on every Boeing aircraft.

Right. And so what's interesting to me is what somebody suggested, which is what I agree with the most in this situation, is perhaps the pilots lost another engine somehow. They lost both engines somehow. And they thought if they were to put the gear down, they would not be able to make the runway because when you bring the gear down you slow yourself significantly um and you uh maybe they thought their best chance to land was without gear because they would have become essentially the that's the only way they could have made it back to the runway similar to the miracle on the hudson remember the the double bird strike with the guy okay but that was there was a water landing wasn't it yes it doesn't make sense is what i'm saying it does not make

logical sense you why would you land without the landing gear why wouldn't you employ any um efforts to they didn't they didn't put pull out the uh the i think maybe one reverse thruster on one side um they didn't have any see all this the black box well we all we know is based on the footage we're speculating speculating a lot of speculation because the black box is not available yet i don't we don't know what happened really but um it just is very peculiar what's sad is i wasn't supposed to see this but because i keep talking about the new jersey drones and the aliens it popped up on my reddit under ufos yeah i said what the heck i i muted all the plane reddits i wasn't supposed to see this but i saw saw it. Yeah, it was very sad. Does this push your fear back?

Yeah, it's miserable. You shouldn't be afraid to fly. Yeah, I should be. No, I just flew down today on a 737 MAX 9. No, that's in the United States or wherever you're going to fly. I will tell you where the localizer is. And it's not at the end of the runway like that. It's never.

No, it is, but you can run right through through it they're not supposed to reinforce it with concrete uh a lot of like american airports it has existed around the world specifically and it has existed in american airports but they've gone and cleaned it up and and taken away those those walls you'll never see that at a u.s airport i don't fuck with that shit but i do have an airplane story tell us so this it's not mine it's a woman but it's going viral okay so this woman was this is the flight attendant story of it this woman oh yeah i was gonna don't spoil it tell the story but go ahead tell the story so this woman is woman is a flight attendant, and they're doing their walk around, making sure everyone's in their seat, seatbelt check, whatever.

She sees this woman with her bare feet up on the seat behind her. And so she's like, I'm going to go tell this woman to put her dogs away. Call the marshal. She walks back there. The lady's pants and underwear are underneath her knees, and she's just yeah she's flicking the bean she's flicking the bean no they're being out in the open and apparently it was like not a full flight so she had like the whole road to herself and at least

like kind of that area she was in the very back of the plane she's all by herself and so then she didn't see the flight attendant walking up the flight attendant's like ma'am ma'am and she like her like eyes are rolled to the back of her head. Like she's clearly on something. She's like going for it. And then so she's like, oh, my God, she grabs a blanket, like throws it over the lady. And then she calls the pilots. And she was like, there is a woman in the back of the plane who will not reply to me.

Who's just jerking it. And and the pilots are like making fun of her. They're like, no, there's no way. And she's like, I'm being fun of her they're like no there's no way and she's like i'm being serious and they're like oh well and then like as she's talking to the pilot the woman orgasms and then just falls asleep and she's like i mean i guess she's done now like and they're like what and so they call the police to like when they land because it's just from lax to seattle like it's a short flight. I mean, you gotta, you gotta crank one out. Like sometimes if it's time,

it's time. You know what I mean? So then they start doing the calls. So then it's been two hours. So they start doing the, you know, put your seatbelt, sit up straight again.

And so the flight attendant walks back and kind of shakes her awake again. And it's like, ma'am, you know, whatever. And the lady then is awake and sees that her pants are down at her ankles. And so she like pulls her pants on and like makes eye contact with the flight attendant and is like, what the heck?

And then the flight attendants like, did you remember anything of the past two hours? And she's like, no. And she's like, well, just so you know, you were masturbating and the police are going to come get you as soon as we land. And the lady was like groggy and kind of in shock and whatever. And they land and the police come on,ggy and kind of in shock and whatever and they land and the

police come on arrest her take her off okay now there's more to the story oh really oh more to the story austin why do you know more details about the story so he's friends with the woman no this what happened is the woman allegedly took an ambien before her flight to those that don't know what ambien is that's what i would say too if i got caught for that ambien is a sleep medication but you don't take it on a two-hour flight no that's crazy ambien is a sleep medication maybe she has anxiety a lot of people hallucinate on my grandmother was one of them i remember when i was younger my mom got a call in the middle of the night from my grandfather on my grandmother was one of them i remember when i was younger my mom got a call in the middle of the night from my grandfather because my grandmother had taken masturbating on

an airplane no no she had taken she had taken an ambien and we went over there i'm not going to detail what we saw but my grandmother was in masturbating in the house no she was in not the right state of mind yeah completely, like literally just like out of her mind. Where was she masturbating? She was not masturbating, okay? Okay. What was she doing? I can't say. She was like, okay, my grandmother's been, you know, I don't

want to air my... Did she watch the podcast? Yeah, it was poop related. Damn, my head went there immediately. You nailed it. Pop off, grandma. Anyway, she was like shitting into a bucket. It was like, whatever. In the middle of the kitchen.

Anyway, in the middle of the kitchen. Yeah. It's crazy. Why do you have a bucket in the kitchen? I don't know what it wasn't my kitchen. It was her kitchen. Like,

she probably went and got the bucket. Yeah. So why are you obsessed with the poop? I feel like, I feel like the logistics of this is difficult. He has a scat fetish. I've been telling everyone. Regardless.

You do. Regardless. This is what happens. A lot of people halluc difficult. He has a scat fetish. I've been telling everyone that. Regardless. You do. Regardless, this is what happens. A lot of people hallucinate. So she took an Ambien, and she was not in her right mind. She definitely didn't know what was going on. Some people have this reaction. I feel actually really bad for her. I feel so bad for her.

Because I don't think that, first of all, you shouldn't take, part of me is like, okay, you're stupid for taking an Ambien. Yeah, but she probably didn't know. But she's probably, the doctor was probably like, take this. People are such nervous.

Yeah, people are such nervous flyers. That's why you have to go with a gay doctor. a gay doctor. Like a doctor specializing in gay stuff. The gay doctor

would have never told her that. Yeah. So anyway, that's a wrinkle to the story that she had taken an Ambien. That's so crazy. Yeah. So like, then's a wrinkle to the story that she had taken an Ambien. That's so crazy. Yeah.

So like. Then you have to live with that. So what did your grandma think she was doing? I don't. She doesn't remember. Yeah, they don't remember. They don't remember anything. Wow.

Ambien. Why is this drug readily available? I don't know. And it happens to a lot of people. Yeah. What the. Because like it's like 50 percent or something. 50 percent.

You fall asleep or you yeah 50 you were sleeping 50 shot okay i might have made that stat up there's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of sleep medications like my uncle was on one i'm gonna and like there's a lot of sleep medications that people are like why am i gaining weight and a lot of they sleep they sleep eat what yes they sleep eat these sleep medications are crazy yeah they'll like make you sleep eat like you'll wake up you sleep eat. These sleep medications are crazy. They'll make you sleep eat. You'll wake up and be like, why am I gaining weight?

I'm eating so good. I'm eating salads and shit during the day. And then I wake up and I'm like 20 pounds heavier. You're just awake, but you're sleeping. And you sleepwalk to the kitchen. You're awake, but you don't remember it. You go to the kitchen, you eat. It gives you the munchies. Sleepwalking and sleep terrors and sleep

stuff is so crazy yeah like so crazy it's terrifying there's that one girl that got really famous on tiktok for her sleepwalking because they would like a post she'd post like her security videos because she was like funny when she was sleepwalking or whatever but then people like whether you're accusing her of faking or sleepwalking and part of it was like why wouldn't you fake it you're getting millions of views like if you're known as a sleepwalk girl like for sure i would start doing some crazy shit pretend i was sleepwalking but who know i don't know if she was pretending but i'm just saying like yeah exactly like i would rather stage the videos than yeah actually sleepwalk have you ever sleptwalk before no my sister did once and it was so scary scary and then x when felix stayed with us he did a few times and it i

the poor guy i can't imagine he it's so bad he's a sleepwalker he's asleep um talker it's a sleep he has sleep terror so he'll start running oh my god it's really if i saw that gremlin coming down the hallway i would kill him oh my god no i'm serious. If I saw his little pasty body with his skinny arms like a night terror. You wouldn't kill him. He's punching. You wouldn't know what he's doing. You know he's in your house.

He's a demon. You'd shoot him. No, you wouldn't. When he did it the few times with us, he was yelling help. He's yelling help because he thinks he's beating someone up. thinks he's getting attacked now if you did it i'd shoot you yeah with him i'm like he's like 100 pounds you just give him a hug and then yeah that's scarier that he's like 100 pounds like he's just like what why are the two people that are afraid of everything yeah no i mean it was it's it was scary to wake up because obviously it's scarier for him

than me he looks like no he doesn't he looks like a twink in West Hollywood no he looks like he looks more like a freakish horror film subject I think he's a good looking guy I'm just thinking about him like flailing his arms like yeah

he's punching he punches but yeah sleep stuff is sleeping is crazy Sleeping is crazy. Sleeping is crazy. Yeah. I think it's crazy that you don't try to go to a doctor and fix that. You do. And they give you sleep meds that sometimes make it worse.

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wait really yeah oh my god why so does melatonin oh paralysis what do you use to sleep uh nothing if i just if i don't have an alarm set in the morning, I can sleep. Oh. So I just, sometimes if I'm not sleeping, I just have to cancel

all my appointments, which I'm incredibly blessed to be able to do, obviously, but like, it's so annoying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if I think about it,

I just can't sleep. Yeah. That's why TwitchCon was so miserable for me. I just could not sleep. There was no sleeping. You had to get up in the morning? Yeah, because I had to wake up

Even if you have like a 10 a.m. alarm. That's what's crazy. I can have a noon alarm really won't sleep it's so weird see for me it's like if i have if it's a 9 a.m before 10 a.m alarm can't sleep but i don't get up i usually get up i mean i slept till 11 this morning which is very strange i'm worried that you guys are gonna to give me these weird habits by proxy. Just by listening to you guys, I'm going to have I caught autism from you.

Yeah, and me too. I didn't have autism before I met you. You still don't have it, apparently. Yeah, I'm low on the scale. So in social situations, I will advise you guys on how to navigate. Oh my gosh, speaking of social situations, we went to a New Year's Eve party. This asshole. What? I got to tell you about my New Year's Eve party. I we went to a new year's party what i gotta tell you about

my new year's eve i pull up to this new year's party and it's ethan nestor's new year's party and ethan nestor is outside i pull up i roll down my window she was supposed to she you were gonna do your own thing because i was like i was like hitting up ludwig yeah i was hitting up ludwig i was like talking to him like yo what are what are you doing? You know, you guys coming to this thing. That's what I'm going to do. Anyway, Kismet, I'm outside. So is Ethan outside of his own house because they were moving

Jarvis's car around. Judy rolls up, rolls down the window, goes, hi guys. I immediately say, hey, were you invited to this party? Is that so mean? That's so mean.

And also knowing the trauma that she had when she wasn't invited. Which is funny because I sent... And I was like, was I? Didn't I send you the address? Yes. I sent her the address in the RSVP link. So I was obviously making a joke.

But I was nervous that since you sent it to me that I wasn't actually invited. But then I clicked on it and it was already in my party full so i think i was invited i just didn't look at my party full but then i'm did you check to see if you were invited yes because this freak is sitting and he's like you weren't invited so then i started apologizing to ethan profusely i'm like oh my god i'm so sorry if i wasn't invited i'll leave and he's like no you're always welcome and i'm like no i'm so sorry

yeah this asshole is just sitting there for being a freak for being like i'm so sorry it's not it's not even that bad then we're it we're at the party i'm talking to sandwich and two other people hasan walks by he has not greeted these people he walks by he goes where are the drinks no i pointed at him and said hey where'd you get the water yeah that's what he said he points at sandwich where'd you get the water i was thirsty say's what he said. He points at the sandwich. Where'd you get the water? I was thirsty. Say hello first, Hassan. He's a bully. I said say hello first.

So then he goes, oh, hi, hello. You know what I'm starting to think? Maybe all frat guys are autistic. I was thirsty. I wanted water. Yeah, but hello first. Hello first. Hello.

I didn't have time for that. Can I tell people that if you don't say hello to them? What? I'm sorry, my friend. I do it to him all the time. you don't say hello to them? I'm sorry, my friend. I do it to him all the time. I say, say hello first, or I'll say, say please. Should I say, sorry, he doesn't mean it. It's not what he means. Sorry, he's still in training.

Yeah, he doesn't mean it. I did so good afterwards. I socialized. Yeah, I socialized. I told you, I prep people before I meet him. I say, he may not look you in the eye, and he may not say hello, but he does care for you. He does care for you.

He does like other people. And it's endearing. And women can't help but resist. They can't resist him. Yeah. And men. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Austin, I got you a Christmas gift as well. You just pulled that out. Austin, I got you a New Year's or Christmas gift as well.

You just pulled that out. No, I got it for you. Really? Because you need some God in your life. Oh, my God. It's been burnt already. Oh, this is the burnt one. He bought like seven of these.

Wow, thank you so much. Newestra. It smells like nothing, no? Our Lady of Charity. Yeah, it smells like nothing. I have a nativity set in my house. Do you? Why? i don't know i was feeling really in the spirit of christmas and i told my aunt so that's that's like too much i i told her i was like can you build me a nativity set and i walked in and there was a nativity set there like a big one what so you kept the christ

in christmas i did how big it takes up my entire fucking dresser. Really? And I was like, where's the snow? And then I was like, wait, they didn't have fucking snow when Jesus was born. Yeah, it was in Bethlehem. I know. That's what I was like. It was hot.

I wanted her to put snow in the nativity set. I thought it would look better. That's fine because it's fine. It's all made up anyway. You can do whatever. Whatever you want. Baby Jesus. I will next year. But I was like i was like you know

what i want to put the jesus back in christmas okay so i brought these goddamn wokes this is this is 2025 we're we're in trump town now we're in trump territory now we are i don't know the country is falling apart ladies and gentlemen it really is are you guys familiar with the things that have taken place over the course of the past two years? Yes, smart dust. Have you heard about it? Smart dust? Smart dust. Oh, no, you're right. What?

No, cutie. There's fog all across America in weird places like Dayton, Florida in the middle of the day. That's ridiculous, cutie. And it's not real fog. It's dust that the government is planting. Cutie, that's ridiculous. No, it's real. Really?

I can't believe you actually believe this. I'm not being real right now. Wait, you know, when I landed at LAX today, there was a lot of fog. Weird. It is weird. Why would you? No, no, no. Hold on.

No, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. Why would there be fog at 630 at night? I don't know. I don't know because the weather changes the smart from hot to cold to cold to hot that's what they want you to think yeah that's what they want you think date in a date in florida no but but but in reality this is crazy one of the best parts about these idiotic conspiracy theories is like, why the fuck would they be testing it

in Dayton, Florida? They're the most susceptible. What are you doing in Dayton, Florida that the government needs to deal with somehow with smart dust? It was in New Jersey first after the drones. And the drones look like biblically correct angels or something.

I got on the wrong side of TikTok. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, TikTok is melting your brain. That's not what I was talking about. I was talking about the real things. The real things that are happening. In New Orleans, there was an attack. It was a terror attack. 14 people killed.

I had to keep scrolling. It kept popping up on my thing. It's avoidance. No, I'm like, I have entered a point in my life where like, I... Everything's too depressing. First of all,

I stopped and I paused and I paid respect. And I said prayers and positive thoughts. No, I'm serious. I did because it's an awful tragedy. Why are you guys laughing? It's an awful,

awful tragedy. I think it's crazy how numb we've gotten no it's an awful tragedy and my heart aches like the light like life is so scary and so depressing that i see this stuff like i saw the plane crash and i went huh yes i know that's horrible but the terrorist attack i said no i took a moment i was like this is awful but that's all i could do moment he took a moment that's all i could do and I took a moment. I was like, this is awful, but that's all I could do. Yeah, he took a moment. He took a moment. That's all I could do. He took a moment and he said, thoughts and prayers. No, I was like, oh my gosh.

He looked at the Jesus nativity scene and he said, baby Jesus, save us from our sins. For the record, I haven't been on the internet. What happened? Oh gosh. A guy by the name of, I'm not going to butcher his name right now. Shamsuddin Jabbar, who is an American military veteran, had a string of financial troubles in the first divorce, and then he got remarried and then got his second divorce, and apparently he became increasingly isolated and went crazy mode,

and he filmed himself traveling from from texas to norlands okay and in the process he said he openly revealed that he uh decided to gather his whole family and execute them but then chose to join isis instead oh which is insane anyways but he uh he carefully concocted this plan he had apparently ieds improvised explosive devices, that he had set up in coolers and placed around Bourbon Street. And then he rented out a Ford F-150 Lightning. It's an EV version. And he crossed the police barrier on Bourbon Street

and just drove into a crowd, got out of the car. The car had an ISIS flag that was upside down and the flagpole in the back of it. Okay. He got out of the car with a weapon, started shooting, and then the cops shot him and killed him, leading to 14 innocent civilians dying and also Jabbar dying as well.

It's a really weird story because of the reasons that I just mentioned. It's a really weird story because of the reasons that I just mentioned. It's like, it's out of nowhere. This guy's just like, like, ICE is not like a real entity anymore.

You know what I mean? It's not like a real thing. Yeah. And he like, basically went, there was a police brigade. Yeah, that's our healthcare system

failing us. Yeah. There was a police like wall and he like cut around them and like went on the sidewalk around the cars because they were anticipating this type of thing could happen. Well, they clearly weren't anticipating it hard

enough because they took out the things that stop normally. What is it called? Bolliard or whatever? Wait, they took... That used to be there? Yeah, they took them out. They put a cop car there, and they didn't have it on the... They didn't also have it on the sidewalk anyway. So we just cut through the sidewalk

and... So the majority of people die from his gun or from his car? I think from the car, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. The same thing happened in Vegas like however many years ago. And there's been multiple times in Europe too and stuff like that. It happened a week ago in Europe.

What I was saying... At the Christmas market. Yes. Oh my god. A week ago? in Europe. What I was saying... At the Christmas market. Yes. Oh my God. A week ago? Jesus Christ. A week and a half ago, yeah. What I'm saying is... You scrolled too fast on that one. You didn't give thoughts and prayers. No. Go back in time. I'm not trying to be disrespectful here. No, no, no. I'm just... I'm literally saying that I just... It's just so

overwhelming. I have to go. Okay. Another thing that happened... I don't think it's healthy. Is that controversial of me to say I don't think it's healthy to sit there? No, it's not. I totally agree with you. Another thing that happened was there was a Cybertruck. Okay, this was not related, correct? That is not related. Okay.

At least as of now, they're looking to see if it's an isolated incident or not. Seemingly, it is isolated. Cybertruck is outside of Trump Tower in Las Vegas, and it just explodes. The light's on fire, and it explodes. Fireworks. Intentionally? Seems that the initial investigations found out that there were fireworks and gasoline. Oh, then, yeah, intentionally.

In the back. I mean, sometimes, what if your car runs out of battery? But the story doesn't end there. Did this guy survive? It was right next to him? Wait, I don't want to watch the guy die. No, nobody dies except for the guy who's in the car. There's a guy in the car?

Yes. Even the people in the front car didn't die? Nobody died except for the guy in the car. This guy books it. Yeah. Oh, my God. So those explosives, those secondary explosives people think are lithium batteries, but it's obviously sparkly. So it's clearly fireworks as well uh and so they found this uh the trunk

full of you know gasoline and things of that nature right um then it gets a little bit weirder okay hold on sorry i had to open the door i think you're here then the story gets a little bit we find out uh early this morning the police revealed that the guy had uh a a assault rifle in the car and a desert eagle 50 caliber what's what's that okay it's like a pistol it's kind of like this gun but not a revolver but a pistol? It's kind of like this gun, but not a revolver. But a Desert Eagle. Usually guns like this have the same caliber. It's very big. And

the police also revealed that he had shot himself. Before the explosion? Well, somehow. They still do not know how he detonated the explosive. Wait, so why would he have a gun on him to blow up a car in front of the... We don't know what his motives were.

There is some speculation floating around that he might have a manifesto, but the story gets even weirder. Okay. He was an Army Special Force Green Beret. What does that mean? It means he's a dooret. What does that mean? It means he's a doorbuster. He does a lot of special operations. He was stationed in Germany.

He was on leave. He was in Colorado, and he drove from Colorado to Las Vegas. And we still do not know what his motives were, but he was a massive Trump supporter. Independent. Went to his family. Marge, can you pull that up? Why would he?

Why are Trump supporters committing crimes against Trump against trump one what yeah i don't know they're just what is going on so smart does the smart does um no uh family of matthew yeah his name is also loves lives for burger which is crazy that's kind last name. The most American last name you can get. Burger Man. That's a cool last name. The reason why... Yeah, this is it. Okay. The Independent article starts off with, Cybertruck blast suspect was a Rambo type

who loved Trump, family says. Yeah. There's a choice code in here that I need to read to you. It's the Independent. It's a British publication. That's why I to read to you it's the independence the british publication that's why i'm doing the accent i thought you keep going down a little bit like you're a little bit american publication from now on all right so his family members said uh matt was a very skilled warrior and he would be able to make if it was him

and if he did this he would have been able to make a more sophisticated explosive than using propane tanks and camping fuel he was what you might call a super soldier if you ever read about

the things he was awarded and the experience he had some of it doesn't make sense when he had the skills and ability to make something more let's say efficient his skills were enormous from what he had been taught in the military with lilas burger's skills his uncle suggested his nephew could have fashioned a bomb that would have obliterated half of that hotel if he seriously wanted to hurt others fantasizing think of oklahoma city he said mcveigh was just a normal soldier timothy mcveigh um not a tier one operator like

matt timothy mcveigh oklahoma city bomb when was that 1993 yeah here i was born so i just thought it was really odd that his family were like nah dude that's not my matthew so they if my matthew wanted to kill people he would have killed way more people so they think that he got killed and then put in the truck there i mean listen i'm not saying anything except i wanted to hear what your speculation is. I don't know about this, besides the smart dust. I kept scrolling. Uh-huh. Because I was like, I can't handle this.

You guys are no fun. You don't even want to entertain any conspiracies. Well, I'm sitting and I'm grasping them. I haven't been fed them. Because Cutie and I have a disease where we think we would have been there. We would have been there. We could have. Right?

Nobody died. I know. But the guy in the car did. You would have been in the car. You were an 18-year... What if we were there? You're an 18-year career military veteran, Special Forces Green Beret.

What if we were the guy with the luggage, but we were closer? Wait. And we're like, ooh, a Cybertruck. No, there was a valet that was right next to it. We love Cybertrucks. He would have looked inside the windows. Okay.

Okay. So, Cybertrucks. He would have looked inside the windows. Okay. Okay. So how would he have been placed in the vehicle? It would have been on camera, correct? Oh, no. But that was on camera. Wouldn't have been on camera. I know. If he was placed in the vehicle after being shot in the head.

So how did the car get? How do they know he was shot in the head if how did the car get how do they know he was shot in the head if he exploded i don't know that's what they're saying they recovered they according to the autopsy they're they recovered the guns and everything else the gun was like literally on the bottom like in between his legs oh okay that makes more sense so he might have done something to turn on the thing or whatever. And then shot himself. Why would he do that? Maybe he just was trying to...

They haven't found a manifesto or anything from him? Not yet. They're saying that there is a manifesto out there. Was he trying to celebrate the victory? Go out with a bang? I mean, he didn't kill anybody. And he was right in front of Trump Tower. Maybe he wanted to.

Yeah, maybe he wanted to. Apparently, everyone is celebrating Cybertruck for exploding upwards and keeping the blast contained because it has such a strong chassis and a strong structure. Elon Musk has been doing victory laps about it, which I thought was very weird. Also, we found out that the car had internally locked itself in the process. So that's weird. So when you're caught on fire inside of a Tesla, it locked itself. Pray to God that you got a Desert Eagle so he can, you know, take yourself out fast.

That's what I think might be the case. Guy wants to go out on a weekend trip with the boys brings his favorite guns goes from colorado to las vegas i mean it's new year he's a big trump yeah he's a big trump supporter brought fireworks wait so you think it was an accident uh and the car is uh you know accidentally electrical short circuit uh which you know tesla cyber trucks do have a tendency to have stuff like that happen uh and then he notices that it's like lit on fire quickly grabs his gun kills himself for being immolated in the explosion no way maybe because he's locked in yeah he can't get out of the fucking car but didn't the car blow into pieces oh but he would have been blown up maybe

he maybe it exploded and then he shoot at the window first and then crawl out the window yeah but maybe maybe he was on fire and then he killed himself maybe he survived the blast no i i mean you look at the blast i feel like it's i mean i don't know much about blast but that guy survived next to him i don't know anything about i don't know what I'm talking about. I just kept scrolling. That's so scary. Look, I just couldn't take it. I was like, I need to get back on Vikings Twitter.

Yeah, the world is too sad. I don't know how you do your job. You talk about the sadness for hours. I'm pretty crazy. You're lucky you don't have depression. You would have been gone by now. Yeah, you would have been completely gone. Yeah. So, we're going to Japan on January 23rd. Congrats. Right, allegedly.

He's very excited. But I have to tell you something. You all something. The Minnesota Vikings. Uh-oh. The Minnesota Vikings are one game away. And if they win the next game, there is a chance that I will not be attending Japan until later. Gasp.

Because the minister... Whoa, whoa, act sad. Whoa, act sad. You were hurting his feelings. Okay. Well, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no.

Wait. That was mean. That was really mean. Yeah. Last year... You know what you did? Last year, you guys begged me to come to Japan Yeah, this is post that trip

You weren't on your best behavior But I forgive you No, I had a And we all had moments First of all, now I can say it I had a breakup You had a breakup I had a breakup

You had a freaking breakup And I was buying a piece of property And he was buying a piece of property And I couldn't be in the Wait, wasn't it on fire or something? No, I couldn't close on it And there was buying a piece of property. And he was buying a piece of property. And I couldn't be in the... Wait, wasn't it on fire or something? No, I couldn't close on it. And there was a fire. I had to give my dad power of attorney to close on it.

Because... He was stressed. Yeah, because... It wasn't your best trip. No, I was going through a breakup. But he wasn't his best self. Now everybody knows the secret. I was going through a breakup and everybody was giving me shit.

No, you were... You were going through a breakup and everybody was giving me shit. No, you were... You were going through a breakup, but you were out of control. It's fine. It's fine. Also, I'm joking. I'm joking. I would be devastated if you didn't show up on time. Good save.

I would be so sad. He's back to being mean. I don't know how I would be able to wash away my sadness with fantastic. You know what? Cutie was right. I hope that happens to your plane. What? You!

I'm going to show up to your funeral and be like, I told you so. And then Murat's going to be like, I don't know. The plane shouldn't do that. And I'll be like, well. What if Murat's on the plane? No, he won't be on the plane. He's going to take a separate flight. It's like the president.

You can't have two bikers on the same flight., he won't be on the plane. He's going to take a separate flight. It's like the president. You can't have two bikers on the same flight. I know Cutie would be freaked out about that shit too. I would not want to ride with both of you. There's multiple bikers on the same flight. I thought about it. I'm like, I will not fly with Hassan. What? Would you fly with me?

Yeah, but I'm also nervous. Why? Wait, why won't you be on a flight with me? They want to take you out. They could just kill me here. Yeah, but a flight is me? They want to take you out. That's crazy. They could just kill me here. Yeah, but a flight is more inconspicuous. No, no, no, no.

No, it's not. It would kill hundreds of other people. They don't care. Yes, they do. If someone wants to murder me, they would probably do it here. Okay, well, just know if you're them, he would prefer it to not be a plane. But they won't be able to, because I have state-of-the-art protection.

He does have state-of-the-art. And a moat. And crocodiles. And tigers. And bears. And bears. Speaking of which, I have a story. Okay. Do you have anything more?

Marsh, what are we at? Do you have anything? Stop thinking you're cool for that. It's not cool. Yeah, you're early every time by like 10 minutes. I don't know why you think you're... What, does he do the same thing when you finish early in sex? You just start spinning your thing?

You're like, yeah, I did it faster this time. He definitely finishes early. Yeah, I know. Look at him. And then he's proud of it. Yeah, he's proud of it. Just like me and love both. Babe, I saved us five minutes.

We can finish... Okay, this is literally... You're just talking about Ludwig now. I'm sorry. No. Cause I've heard him tell me before. It's like, you gotta be fast, dude. No, he's not said that.

Yes, he has. Has he bragged about that? Yes, he. I mean, he's joking. I don't know why you. Yeah. Now you're making it seem like he wasn't joking. No, no, he's always joking

don't worry about it okay what do you got about witches no it's new year's eve oh okay so i get invited to this party gay new year's eve gay new year's eve well i get invited to buy a ticket to this party what what it's a ticketed event it's called barracuda oh my god okay all right and i and i get invited to this to buy a ticket to this event. I'm like, Barracuda. Sounds like a fun, it's like a gay party. Sounds like bears. Well, I didn't know that.

How? It's called Barracuda. I know. I didn't realize that. I'm the straight one. Okay. I didn't realize that until I got there. I was like, oh my God.

I think I'm more gay than you sometimes. You bought a ticketed event to a Barracuda and you thought that you would see anything but bears? I was like, Barracuda kind of sounds like a gay name. Barracuda, like... Yeah, it is a gay name. Bear. Like heart, you know. No, they would have been Barracuda

without the B-E-A-R. So in hindsight, it's 2020. Okay, right. It was a bear party. You should have asked your straight friends to tell you. Well, I walk in and i'm like oh my god there's a lot of bears here and i walk in at first sign was there was a bear like a literal bear yeah and it says eat my ass and it was like a bear

craziest fucking party i've ever been to bears everywhere naked people on the stage what crazy were they playing gay porn no the porn was happening on the stage i saw at some point you stole my water i'll get you another one fine um there was there was a guy with the biggest penis i've ever seen i Just out? I took a selfie with him. What? With his face or penis? No, with his penis. A group of us got in and got a picture with it. It was crazy. There were people dancing.

You know what? We had the best time. Never again, but we had the best time. Oh my God. Great time. It was extremely not my thing. I saw on Twitter,

there was a gay party, gay New Year's Eve party, where they were just straight up playing gay porn on the ceiling through a projector. That was on my feed, too. Yeah. That video was an iconic gay video. Oh. I didn't understand. What is the significance of that gay video?

It's just like everybody knows it. All the gays know it. Everybody's seen it. Two girls, one cup. Yeah, yeah. The gay video on the ceiling. Yeah. So anyway, I go to this party.

What do you know? I know what barracuda means. No, she didn't. She's just talking. I invented gay pop before JoJo Siwa, okay? And by the way, am I blowing secrets for the gay community? Am I outing the gay community here for these parties?

No, straight people go to sex parties, too. But there were dancers on stage, and people would go up and just start sucking the guys. It's crazy. What are you making that face for? Homophobic. That's kooky beans. Homophobic.

That's it right there. What were they? I didn't do it. You don't go to a strip club and start sucking on women's pussies. Was it attendees or other performers? It was just attendees. That's what I mean. That's why it's crazy.

It's unsanitary. That's what I was saying. That's drama. I know, but I was like, I was sad. You don't go to a strip club and you start going, oh, yeah, let me get some pussy lips. I know, but it was a spectacle. That's interesting. And I got attacked by a bear.

What do you mean? I was like dancing with my friends, and all of a sudden, I felt the hand on my back. I was like, oh, my God. What's happening? And I looked behind me, and I just see hair. And I'm like, oh, my God. What's going on? And I was like, is he behind me?

They're like, yes. Still behind me? Yes. Oh, my God. And I felt like him growling. He's not an animal. He's not a real bear, Austin. Yeah, he's not a real bear.

It was like a bear. Like a bear. Like in the gay sense. Like a bear. No, we know. But you could just turn to him and say... I'm never in that situation. So he started grabbing my butt, and I had to get boxed in by other people.

You got sexually harassed. Well, I mean, yeah. No, it's a gay bar. I mean, look, so he grabs my butt, and he gets boxed in, and then one of my twink friends is like, no. It's like, no. Like he's actually an animal? No, he just said, no, he's not available.

Okay. And then I was like, they boxed me in. Okay. And then he came back for another, he came out like two or three times. And it's a gay bar on New Year's. I was a bear. I was attacked by a bear. Oh my God.

Anyway, I had a great time. Great New Year's. A couple, a few vodka crayons. Drama. I was a bear. I was attacked by a bear. Oh, my God. Anyway, I had a great time. Great New Year's. A few vodka crayons. Drama. A little ketamine. I'm just kidding. I didn't do that. You would never.

I would never. I would never do drugs. That's so funny. That's crazy. You have to. You're not gay enough if you don't do ket. I mean, a lot of people are doing drugs around me. Oh, yeah.

I didn't do any of them. Gay people are innovative with their cocktails. Like, they're on the next shit. I don't even know if people are still doing ketamine they're probably doing some new shit that we don't even know about smart dust hit the streets in a year or so do you think that was a secret party that I exposed?

not if you bought a ticket, no was it like on Eventbrite? it was on Eventbrite but it was sold out so I had to go on a second hand market and buy it you were hungry for some bear dick, dude. I'm sorry. You literally went in there. I'm seeing if I can find the archive of it.

You went in there hungry. You can use mine. So, yeah, next year, you just got to go to Twinkakuda. That's what you got to do. No, they'd call it something more clever. No, look. Look, here's the other deal, by the way. Twinkamins.

2025, for me, is the year of the jock. Explain. I like... deal by the way uh 2025 for me is the year of the jock explain i like i this is what frustrates me is a lot of i have missed i've talked about like liking twinks when i found out that like twinks are actually like skinny with no muscle men i like men with muscle but not like like my level of muscle you have a lot going on you want like you want someone i like muscle like cristiano ronaldo yeah who's like shredded yeah like shredded i do still skinny though yeah but like what i'm saying is like i think people what what's what what what what annoys me is people think that i just like like men that are just like bony and skinny which is like hey if you're bony and skinny that's up to a more more power i saw i saw this is another tweet i was like cuddling with a twink is like laying on a remote

is that true can you confirm most of the men that i have been with historically i like men with muscle oh my god what is happening? I found other Barracudas. It's like a thing. There's one in Seattle. Austin, there's no way you saw... Marge, can you screenshot this? Marge, pull up Barracuda Eventbrite.

Here, I'll just send you the link, Marge. Show us, please, the listeners, the watchers, how Austin did not understand that this was a Bears-only i don't know it is austin what was on the flyer i didn't look at the flyer dude there are bears all over the flyer i didn't look at the flyer but you know what i had a great time yeah of course i had a great scroll down oh what do you think they're selling here i may go back to another one why not if it was fun a dad safari what how fun is this that's fun uncle oh my god that's santa needs something else to do when it's not christmas go down to

the dj tony moran and right click. I want to see it blown out. Atlanta, the Atlanta one. He wants to see the event details. Oh, baby. Okay, look, I didn't know until I got there. Wait, give me the details. Go scroll down. 9 p.m. to 3 p.m.

You know what? I love bears. We could go. I love bears so much. Wait, is there one in LA? No. Probably. Seattle, Portland, Denver.

Look how happy they are. No, they're awesome. There was so much, what I loved about it, there was so much body positivity going on there. Everybody was out. That was the skinny fuck talking about body positivity. What? It was great.

No, it's fine. This is your, your fat shaming is your gayest trait. I'm not fat shaming. Okay. What? Oh, so much body positivity. At the bear event what there's nothing wrong with body positivity we will address austin's body i had i had my shirt off oh yeah yeah of course you were flexing i was not flexing in front of all the bears we will address austin's uh misdeeds

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I'm not surprised. He calls me a diva for how much I get on a plane every week. Uh-huh. And I don't complain one bit. Uh-huh. I don't complain at all anymore. Uh-huh. I used to complain.

I don't blame you. But I don't complain. I would still complain. You would still complain? Yeah. I think it sucks. I think it's great. Okay. If you like it. I flew down today. I would still complain. You would still complain? I think it sucks. I think it's great. Okay, if you like it. I flew down today, had a nice sandwich.

Okay. Went through the... I got caught. No, I'm not slandering you. You are much more of a diva than I am. Are you drinking milk?