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Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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I mean, that's kind of good. That's good. As a jingle. Off the dome too. As a jingle. dome to the jingle, there was a time. There's a point in time when someone could come up with a jingle like that and then make a living for the rest of their lives, like with a Malibu mansion. Now all I can do is sell cheese. I use it for AI.

I mean, wait, AI to do it. That's what I meant to say. Okay, I'm getting there. No, it's fine. You're letting your computer do your thinking. So of course, exactly. You sound a lot better, it's fine. You're letting your computer do your thinking so Sound a lot better a lot less like you're dying apparently Austin got sick though. Yeah, except you guys Austin sick or by the way while we're looking at the remnants of his gifts He doesn't care about ever. I brought other gifts. Oh my god

What the hell is going on that that a chatter sent to me, but it was inspired by their relationship with me They sent me some amazing comic books, and then they sent you comic books tailored to your interests. I Gasp I don't have interests. Oh you do okay? I was gonna wait for Austin show, but clearly he doesn't care ever take you gifts so Stop getting him stuff. Honestly, first things first, he's going to get so offended, even though he literally never take Austin show. Oh, wow. And he would pretend to like that so much.

Yeah. And then leave it. Okay, I got some bangers for you. Okay. First of all, the X-Men. Oh my God crossover with Mickey Mouse. Wow. Right. That's cool.

We got Mickey Mouse adventure. Oh, my God. I don't know Mickey Mouse and comic books. Yes. He goes on adventures. We got some duck. Oh, my God. Duck tales. More duck tales. Oh, my God. I love duck tales.

Scrooge. Oh, my gosh. I love DuckTales. A little Scrooge Mc... Oh my gosh, I love when he dives into the money. It looks so cool. Yes. So, and then I think we got... You know, a lot of stuff for Cutie. Yeah, the pile's almost gone. And then another Scrooge Mc...

Oh my gosh! And then Hassan... None for you. Okay. No? Okay, we have... I'm gonna go in order of your excitement. Austin is more into comics than me. This is we have one. I'm going to go in order of your excitement. Austin, Austin is more into comics than me. This is another Austin show.

The Barbara Walters. Oh, my God. That's so cool. That's OK. Now, these should keep that. These ones are big. You're like this. First of all, I'm keeping all of this hungry ghost. You're right. OK. Very cool comic. You will like a lot for the weeb and you.

Second, this is actually sick. This is actually very like, OK, issue very like issue one Metal Gear Solid first edition. Oh, this is sick. Wait, this is the same artwork from Pete. The PSP game. Yeah. Oh, my God. And then is this the comic from the PSP game? I wait. This is order excitement. How is this going to be more exciting than this? Because I have here a rare treasure.

That's my. Here I have issue one of Barack the Barbarian. Barack the Barbarian. Who do you think that is? Barack Obama? Yes. And that's Sarah Palin. That's a hot barbarian version of Sarah Palin on the cover. What the fuck is this?

That's a rare bird right there. This chatter really knocked it out of the absolute park. This one is crazy though, for real. Yeah. Is Barack Obama on it? No, but he's the absolute park. This one is crazy though, for real. Yeah. Is Barack Obama on it? No, but I was like, I only saw, oh, that's Sarah Palin. Okay.

Judging by everything I've ever read about. She can see her house from Alaska. Don't you know? That was. I used to have a really good Sarah Palin, but I lost it. That's a very apt, astute political reference that you just made is shocking But girlypop nation loved Sarah Palin that's weird because we liked her cuz she had a shotgun and she shoot her own moose Okay. Well what I was gonna say is judging by what I know from all the Conan the barbarian comics that I have read and

The Turkish version of this is called Tata Khan This implies that Barack Obama's gonna fuck Sarah Palin You're gonna have to read to find out that's what Conan does now have to read to find out if I was Michelle I would be a little mad. Well, anyway, I thought this was really cool of this chowder to do because I'm a huge comic book Yeah, and I love that To maybe read a comic don't open don't open. I'm not gonna open a condition That's literally a PSA 9 now you fucked it I have cheetah fingers everywhere That's you know, I come to Hassan's house and I get all the snacks. It's awesome

Yeah, you come here and you disrespect me in my own home. You eat my snacks and you leave. What you want me to stay? What do you want me to do? You want me? Yes. But, this is weird. That's a weird response.

Why'd you say, ugh. Well, what do you mean? I've been invited. I've told you, you can stay here. I have a tragic story and you don't even care. You can stay here if you need to. And you just went. Women are speaking.

Okay. Tell us about it. Remember how my house is stinky cause there's a dead rat underneath it. His blood we stinks. It's not a dead rat. Guys, so. It's a dead body.

Last summer, I heard these creepy ass noises outside. I'm like, what is it? I see it. It's a mama raccoon with four babies and I'm thrilled. And these are now my raccoon babies and I'm obsessed with them and I watch them all the time. And I said, eat all the, eat my vegetables. I spent the whole spring planting and pruning

and everything. You can have them now. They're yours. Turns out the smell was two dead raccoons. She had an abortion. No, no, no. They were already alive. I mean late abortion, I guess. Late term abortion. They died under my house. You think raccoons get abortions?

No, they were grown up, but they're like one years old. Oh yeah. But they looked grown up. How did they die? Bad vegetables. Cutie poisoned the vegetables. Bad dates. No. Cutie poisoned the vegetables. No, the people who... so I'm against poison because I'm friends with Maya and the bad thing is if you poison rats or mice or anything, they get poisoned and then a bird eats them, the bird freaking dies, then a cat eats a bird, the cat freaking dies, it's a problem. There's like poison is bad. So I like to do just like catch and release traps. Yeah, and you release them. Wait, so you wanted to crack the skulls of the possum and the raccoons? Catch and release traps. Yeah. And you release them into the outer LA. You wanted to crack the skulls of the possum and the raccoons. Catch and release.

Oh. So you just, you didn't, okay. Yeah. Anyway. I didn't realize that you could do that for such big animals. Has not been my home forever. And unfortunately the people before us put a bunch of poison under the house. Residual poison.

Residual po- I got residual poison. That's crazy. Yeah. So check your house for poison. Good thing you didn't eat those vegetables. No, it was under the house. Don't tell me that.

There could be poison. That was my first thing. I started texting the guy. I was like, is my dog get poison? Where's the poison? Where's what do you mean? I was about to say your dog's too much of a pussy to eat the

raccoons. I think you can't just call someone's dog a pussy. Yeah. Am I wrong? You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole. Your dog wouldn't eat a raccoon.

Your dog would never. That's because you only feed your dog stupid caviar. Your dog would be terrified of a dead raccoon. Your dog would have to go to dog therapy after seeing a dead raccoon. I actually kept him out of the house because I don't want him to smell the dead raccoon because last year's I'm his psyche. Okay, you're gonna have to explain that. You are such a white woman.

You know what? I got you a housewarming gift. What about me? You've been in your house. You've been in your house. But you've never got me a housewarming gift. That's crazy. No. I don't want the hand me down. You've never got me a housewarming yet. That's crazy.

No, I don't want the hand. I love how a big portion of our podcast now just gives. Yeah. Oh my God, it's big. Wait, what is it? Wait, it's big. You needed this. You needed this in your home. I did.

This is the last supper. Yeah. Yeah. Why? It's beautiful. What do you mean why? Look at look at the woodwork. It's beautiful. The craftsmanship on this. And it's white Jesus.

Yeah, you mean you mean Jesus? Yeah, it's hand painted. No, You mean you mean Jesus. Yeah. It's hand painted. No, it's not. I don't think historically accurate white Jesus. Mormon Jesus. I think it's a poster that they put texture on. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's beautiful. Wait, is this okay? This isn't even the original Last Supper. What happened? The hands are allpper. What happened? The the the the the hands are all wrong. Why? And the and the table and the table is too short. Oh, my God.

And they're on both sides of the table. They couldn't fit. They couldn't make a larger. They couldn't make a larger picture. So they just kind of freestyle it. I think what is this? I don't know. Because I know the one Judas has his hands across his neck

Remember, maybe that's Judas sneaking out. Oh, that is a very Yeah, I see it. Hey, well, he's sneaking out. Thank you this suffer this up. Oh Jesus this over sucks. There's no food I'm sorry. Did you get him a painting? No, I didn't that's why I thought because so don't talk about I didn't get him a shitty painting I'm sorry excuse me if you hate it put in Caroline's dream room also also how about the real gift friendship Ed Coachella I'm going oh my god he's not going for me I'm going for you you're not using me like a dirty old shoe That you can go Fun Rockstar day

You're what do you mean? You're you can come if you want to I don't think you want. Oh, can I come? I would love you can come if you want to you can leave your friends behind. So I already said I would do drugs That are legal. I've never not illegal. I would never do. Never. Drugs is in like caffeine. You know what's drugs for me? Freaking sacrament and a good ass song. That's what I think.

Our God is an awesome God. We don't sing that. Okay. We're just not connecting to that guy. We are on different pages. There's been drama with Coachella. You know how apparently you can decorate your car? I mean, you can always decorate your car. That's a really good point.

You know what? That's why I have depression and you are more better than me. Okay. Yeah, you can do a Coachella specific like Coachella or bus. Two thousand. Yeah, exactly. So people decorate their car, cookie beans, crazy in effort to like potentially get. It's like showing up to a Taylor Swift concert all dressed up, hoping that she invites you to the tea party afterwards.

Sure. Like so you go to Coachella and you decorate your car. And if they like it, then you might get upgraded to artist pass. Apparently what? I've never heard this. Oh, I'm sorry. You know, you're filling in. I'm more of a Coachella person than you. I feel like this is fake. This seems like word of mouth that just got out of control. So this group of friends, they decorate their car. It's actually like incredibly not to be this person. I was like kind of mad. Like they just use, can you pull it up? They just used yes. I'll find it. Can you look up Coachella car decoration controversy? Yeah, that'll actually get you there instead

of waiting for cutie to do it. Cutie. Keep telling them, okay, fine. I'll find it. So they took, they just took like window markers and drew like, hashtag Coachella and little Ferris wheel and stupid flowers and gay pride flag and dumb stuff like that, you know? Yeah, Austin's hair, it's fine. And oh, it was that pop one. Yeah, VIP pass controversy.

So it was a VIP pass. Wait, wait, wait, oh, she's talking. Yeah, okay. You have to do the capture. He's really bad, no, the, wait. Oh, she's talking. Yeah, okay. You have to do the capture. He's really bad. No, the two is up. No, it's me, it's fashion shapes. The W's, the W's.

The W's, no. You guys, I brought them out. You fucking scumbag. Two, they're two T. No, that's high. No. The Larkies. Marsh.

Marsh. Oh my God. Is this on screen? Oh, there's a Marsh! There's another Marsh! You're a robot! You're a fucking robot! What if that's how we found out that Marsh was a robot?

That was crazy. Did you hide your shame by going full screen? He just... Okay, wait. Stop her. So, so essentially, so they decorate this car all night, all night and it's just doodles. I'm not trying to like, listen, no, I am trying. You are, you are shady. Yeah. I'm throwing a lot of shade. Don't be afraid. I decorated all night. You drew some doodles. Like let's, we're going to decorate. Let's freaking decorate. Okay. Where are the fucking, what was it, Boo Boo Lemon?

Where are your La Boo Boo's? Yeah, La Boo Boo Lemon. Yeah, let's wrap the car. Put a Mario Goatsey on there. Exactly. That's what you're doing. Yeah, put some freaking tinsel on it. There's children in it.

Wrap it in fur, like I don't know. Anyway, they decorated all night. And then day of, the girl whose car it is who like did most of decorating sure she Like they they have to take another car and like so-and-so is feeling sick and they can't drive it But another person isn't used to driving like an SUV So she needs to drive the SUV and send out someone else needs to drive her Jetta whatever, you know So owner of the car ends up not driving her own car Okay, and the other person gets up.

So then the jet, I'm just going to say a jet. I don't know if it's a jet. So then the jet a car that's been on decorated pulls up the four people in that car get upgraded and they don't give the ticket to the car owner. That's crazy. That's kind of funny. Okay.

Let me see. Okay. So this girl Juniper, She's not a part of it So she well, yes play it. She gives good context on and for Coachella and hopes to win VIP or artist tickets And then they my my entire friend group decided. Oh actually, can you try this other person's car? Because they can't make it So then you drive this other person's car that friend's car by yourself because many other friends want to sit in the car

with you and while you're driving there all your friends by yourself in that car that you decorated won the passes VIP passes wow artist passes for Coachella and then you decided to post a video about it you know clearly upset that you didn't get a win. You spent that time decorating that car. And after you posted that video, because your emotions are valid, all your friends start making fun of you in the comments for it. And then one of your friends makes a video mocking you, I would crash out. Yes. That is not friends. This is happening to this girl who on on on tick-tock can I pause?

Yeah, I Needed I need to make a baseless speculation right now baseless speculate she has to have like Really fucked vibes. I don't know for the rest of the group to be like hey You should drive to Coachella on your own in this beat down van. We'll go in the Jetta that you decorated and to then turn around and not offer her the fucking passes that she won.

I still don't super. Why wouldn't she drive her own car? I don't know. I don't super understand that. I think, but there's also someone that needed so they also there was another girl that had to drive her own car too I don't know why the fuck they needed three cars wait we need maybe they're asleep let's get to the bottom of this no she's not helpful she just talked about how they're not

friends okay can we see the original video comments and you're going to find the original. Um, um, just God, I got, I hope he doesn't have to do another usually like the search. Her name's like Kaylee. It's so hard. It's so hard for him to do the captures. Oh God. Carpool. Chella. The pressure is on. Oh my, oh my god smoothie smoothie gal yep, okay, let's see it Your baseless accusation might have been I'm so excited to be here! may have Anybody there's something very funny about sobbing and Fucking happy but clearly they're in the ninth circle of hell Long story short, don't feel bad for me. I'm not fucking mad right now. Why did she have to drive her friend's car who canceled? The only thing that I can imagine, because I don't think this is ever explained,

is that they need to sleep in the cars. And that's why they need all these excess cars. Why didn't some other random dingus in the Jetta drive this car? Because they aren't used to driving an SUV. But her car. I'm making this up, but that's what I'm thinking. Okay.

Hey, I can't. I can't. And I wanna scream and I wanna cry. You are crying and you are screaming. I fucking will because, because I brought everyone like, like everyone here I know in my group. Wait pause it. I love the bottom comment that says Coachella do something.

Donald Trump! Save me Donald Trump! Do something! Coachella do something! We should do Scarborough Challa thing would be IP fast as we're live. Like for life. We planned this with my friends last night. We literally finalized it. We planned it. We're making it happen.

Pause, pause, pause, pause. Marsh, you need to go to a search bar and you need to search Carpool Cell. Because this sounds like it was a competition that people know about. I need the rules. I need the prizes. We should decorate your car because you again, we will see that I will show you their car the rules. I need the prizes. We should decorate your car. Cause you, again, we will see that.

I will show you their car. Brother, we could do some, I'm gonna be this person. Don't, don't, don't look at me. Why? Don't look at me. Smell me. Isn't that nice? Oh, delicious.

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That's S H O P M A N D O.com. Please support our show and tell them we said you, that sounds like a threat. That sounds desperate. Please it. Tell her we said you it's actually Really nice. If you want to do a flavor called like electric body pump With my face on it. Yeah ready Minimum eight point five by eleven paper with carpaccio must be visible more is appreciated Oh my god, the grand prize is VIP for life That's crazy. So it's what now for forever We should be decorating your car like right now. Okay, bro

What the hell this changes everything? Okay, not just one artist pass She missed out on it's potentially 50 artists passes. I don't know if she's going to Coachella at the age of 83. Well, come on. You don't know her. You don't know what that'd be crazy. You don't think she'd sell it. I don't know if you can sell them.

You give it to your child. You look also what is going to voice doing? There's handed these out like hotcakes. What's happening? I don't know. You again, we will see this car. I don't know you again. We will see this car I don't know why one like it's crazy Wait wait there's an extra friend I'm so sad. I know it's gonna be such a fun weekend. They are such bad friends. They're not friends. They're enemies

This is not friendship. This is enemy shit Pause real shit, though When I was in the trenches you offer me artists passes for life, I might lose a friend It's crazy. I mean if it was you. Oh wow I would say goodbye. Yeah, I would say goodbye. Oh my god Someone would refill this cup of cheese puffs for me, I would never talk to you again, Hassan. This is awkward. I don't even hear what you said. What did you say?

Did you fill the cup of cheese puffs? Nothing, sweetie. You'll be fine. You'll work it out. He'll be fine. And then you'll just never talk to me. Yeah. That's what he's. Oh, he just.

I good. I think you make my day. One less. Well, you got to treat for yourself. One less one less. I know I'm going to dress this on. OK, one less woman in my life. I'm just kidding.

OK, but for real. OK, we've got to decorate your car to be in the video. I was supposed to be in the video. Blood. Can we see the card that won? Yes, it is. One second. Oh, it's that that guy.

Cutie, you brought a heater of a top. You're welcome. I actually have so many. You guys are so welcome. I'm making it for last time. No, that wasn't theirs. It was. The one with the big Coachella on there?

Or the one with the- Is that the Hayley Kay? Carport Chella part two, that Jbaby89. Jbaby89. Next to the Hayley Kay second bar, all the way on the right. That person right above, it's the red car. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but- I'm sorry, but Person right above, it's a red car. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but. I'm sorry, but. Oh yeah, it's her again. She's on it, dude. Yeah, she is fucking. She's covering carpool. Oh God, she's not showing it. Okay, so go back to that guy.

Two over, yep. Oh, frick, this lady is covering it. Stop, guys, let people have their own videos as we are reacting to their videos. Go back. This is so difficult. Essentially, like difficult moment of March's life up. It's Erica Berg. God damn it.

Let's see. Maybe it's him. There it is. That's the stupid car. Why do you think where they only show you for a brief moment where they like move? That is like, no one wants to see your face, bro. I want to see the stupid car. Why do they do that thing where they only show you for a brief moment where they move? It's like, no one wants to see your face, bro. I want to see the fucking car. See that.

Yeah. Took out. I'm not trying to be a hater, but I am a hater. Seriously, you guys for life. It's markers. You still feel like the winner of this should have the Sistine Chapel. That's how I it's crazy. Their bar is so low.

I think honestly, there's got to be no competition. That's probably why. Right? Yeah, I think so. They don't know. They just don't. They haven't seen it. Tell your friends. Yeah, I didn't even know this was happening.

And I love Coachella. No, it's for weekend two, too. You don't care about your friends. You already, yeah, you have artist band already. But we're gonna have them forever. Yeah, that's true. Forever. I think we can get them forever at this point

unless like something horrible happens. I don't know, relevancy is only just a ticking time bomb. Speaking of horrible things happening. Almost lost my pinky today. What? Why? Yeah, I was working out and I was doing front loaded, front loaded lunges, walking lunges. And I placed the 55 pound dumbbells on the rack.

And as I was placing it, I missed the rack and the metal separator that like holds the dumbbells in and the dumbbell got stuck. Like my finger my pinky finger got stuck in it. And it just like chopped off a chunk of it but it clean but it cut it clean. So I was like, Oh, I remember what you had told me in the past where you just super glued your hand because you're a fucking animal. Yeah. I don't get stitches. I just glue shit. Yeah. Which is you can do that. Apparently if you're on a deserted island, I asked my doctor, but or in Los Angeles where

I'm not gonna wait six hours for a fucking luckily I didn't get the pit treatment. I went in. They didn't pack your midsection with Roddy Rodesian gauze. Yeah No, it was it was fucking It was actually quite the pleasant and very fast experience But my dad freaked out so I had to go to urgent care because he was like you have to do this It was bleeding a lot. How many stitches you get no stitches. They just glued it. Oh, yeah, that's crazy Oh, I was like, yeah, you could do it on your own island or I'm gonna do it right now. He can't do it. No, it wasn't super good. Those super glues toxic. Listen, doctors. I'm going to I'm going to overblown what they do. I think people

are just afraid to do surgery on themselves. You watched the pain. You were like, I could do it. I could do a lot of it. I feel like I could give myself stitches if I really wanted to glue. I know what you mean. I have this ridiculous assumption as well in my mind, because like, when you look at like old school medicine, it's not that different from new school. There's a lot of chopping and a lot of breaking.

Okay, it's just high precision tools that school men. There's a lot of chopping and a lot of breaking. Okay. It's just high precision tools that they use and it's clean. That's like, that's what it is. And also skilled hands. Pretty much everything is different. But what I mean, the bare bones are there. We have the fundamentals, our hands and the tools.

We can use them on ourselves. This is why I voted for RFK junior. And that's what I, that's what I wanted. I do like that. He's banning red dye 40. I can get behind that. That was kind of cool of him. I'll give him that. That's cool. Yeah. He also has a really cool thoughts about autism. Apparently. Well, listen, he can't March. Can you pull that up? Actually? This is really funny. I can't be right about everything's on here, but this is kind of funny. So I wanted to show it. It's on my Twitter. It's like one of the last things I posted, but a couple of things he says, he, first of all, he thinks that there is

a concept called a full blown autism. Okay. So that's number one that I think is really funny. Second thing he believes about autism is like, he always is like, there are no old people with autism, which is really weird. Cause like he believes about autism is like he always is like there are no old people with autism, which is really weird because like he's around Elon Musk and that motherfucker is autistic. Right? You know, right. So I don't know why he keeps saying like adults are not autistic. But here, this is one let's hear what he had to say. These are kids who many of them were fully functional and

regressed because of some environmental exposure into autism when they're two years old and these are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, write a poem, go out on a date, many of them will never use a toilet unassisted. I just don't know what he thinks autism is. What I'm beginning to think we need to let him watch love on the spectrum. I don't think he knows what autism is. Because like, look, the language I'm about to use is officially outdated at this point. I don't know what the new meta is when describing these things,

but there's a spectrum, autism is a spectrum, and there is a functionality, like high socially functioning and versus like low social functioning is a range. I know it's an outdated way to describe these things. Don't get mad at me, okay, 127. So what he's describing are like edge cases where people with autism also have like they need medical assistance.

Yeah. Most autistic people, this is ridiculous. You know what I mean? He's like he's making it seem like if you're autistic, you don't have like a hyper fixation on trains or whatever. And that's I have a nonverbal Autistic cousin and he goes to the bathroom great. Yeah, that's what I mean Even then there's like a lot of stuff that he just like put forward

Yeah, I feel like You could also play baseball pretty good with autism. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I might have seen him play baseball It's a very autistic sport. Yeah, it's a lot of numbers Crazy. Yeah, there's a shit all this is like that. He's saying that yeah So yeah, very cool. This guy's in charge of initiatives medical initiatives. I like that Alright cutie. Do you have any other you got more? Yeah, do you have any other extras up? Cuz like in terms of Coachella, I I do want to mention You haven't watched the kneecap movie yet. No, but I knew of kneecap previously Do you have any other extras up? Because like in terms of Coachella, I do want to mention

you haven't watched the kneecap movie yet. No, but I knew of kneecap previously. Yeah. So did I. I had not watched the movie and I linked up with the boys. They're a trio from Ireland. For those of you who don't know, their Irish rap group that is restoring the Irish language also known as Irish Gaelic don't get mad at me I know you say it differently but whatever yeah that's what Austin likes to do I said that last week good one thank you well it landed this time I'll make sure to try it again next week. Like a nuclear bomb anyway. And they're, they're

very cool. They were actively fighting against the British government for denying them. Forget what it was. I think it was denying them a grant and whatnot. And it's all about the show basically explains what their, their background is, what their story is and also what their goals are in restoring the Irish language. Yeah. And it's really, really, really well shot. Like I was shocked. And the guys who are in the group are actually acting as themselves. And it's obviously like fictionalized so there's like cool crazy stuff happening as well, but I Am I they invited me to? Go on stage with them at Coachella. That's sick. So now I'm gonna go to Coachella on Friday and

Oh, wow, so will if you were just a singer on stage, then he would have gone with you when you first invited him Yes, yeah, it is Sounds like the answer is yes. Here's a friendship always fall by the wayside. I'm going to remember that when I'm headlining Coachella. Yeah. Lifelong friendship. I'm going to ban you. Gaelic rap. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Here. Well, I knew we'd have to cover Coachella, so I did bring up the latest and greatest of Weekend. Oh, yeah. You're welcome. I sent it to Marsh Marsh. I also have while you're pulling it up, I have one other Coachella dimension. Guys, I put $200 in acorns back when I worked at T.Y.T. and it has appreciated quite a bit since that stellar.

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investing involves risk. Acorn adv advise LLC and sec registered investment advisor. You important disclosures at Acorn is.com slash fear. 60% of Coachella attendees finance their tickets, finance their fucking tickets. Really? I say it's a recession indicator. I say we are totally and utterly cook. The American economy is in the pooper. Maybe you can hit up your friends. The finance guys lemonade lemonade. Ask them for advice on. I think Coachella appealing because they said you only had to put $50 down.

That's crazy. It makes me kind of sad. The great Coachella crash is coming. They're going to refinance those big. They're going to refinance those big. They're going to refinance those that debt Coachella Tronches. Yeah. Lead to a complete collapse in the market. I think that's crazy that you just like pull up for 50 bucks.

That's why Uber eats lets you finance food items. Yes, you can finance a cheesy Gordita. I know it's we are. I don't know what the fuck we're doing. I think money is so fake. I just, I, I am a firm and committed believer that money is fake. That's what I think now. I'm, I'm, I'm a gold gold standard guy. We got to go back. Yeah. I'm turning into a libertarian Ron Paul style. Old coins. Yeah. Protect your wealth. All right. Did you pull it up?

Oh, we got a girl. effort. Cutie. God damn. Yeah. You don't have to try so hard. We love you, Cutie. Hi.

This crazy cutie is bad. Guys, this is a real problem. Fourth wall breaking, we filmed an episode four days ago. I was nervous. Oh, I thought you were going to say I used this on Wine About It. I was gearing up. Oh, no.

What did you use on Wine About It then? Wine About It isn't girly pop nation. You're not supposed to talk to him. Tell me what you... Will you tell him that like, wine about it is girly pop nation, so I don't have to address girly pop nation. If you're going to wine about it, it's because you want to hear what the girls want to say. Here is little sections of what girls care about.

What did that one say? I can't hear. She said that basically wine about it and girly pop nation are unable to be separated and we just get a taste of that here on this pod. Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Here we go. Okay. I'm coach. This is going to make this presentation harder. If I can't talk to you may speak again. You may. Bitch. This is Coachella weekend when you might have heard some of the stuff, which I'm sure some of that you're really excited about. But other things you might not be. I don't know.

Like people who weren't excited about next slide. Benson Boone, who brought out Brian May from Queen to a very dead freaking crowd, which is insane because and they did a Queen song. Yeah, so if you wanna open up, click on Brian May, click on the hyperlink. You got hyperlinks! Hi, Epic Cuties back. Okay, so we're at Benson Boone is the beautiful.

Yeah. That's the one, right? He's the Imagine Dragons as one man. Yeah, and everybody hates this dragons as one man. Yeah. And everybody hates this guy, right? No. What? Like, no, no.

I think a lot of people don't like him. People are mad because they think he's a Harry Styles copycat. All right. So pause. This is fucking incredible. Yeah. Bringing out Brian May to do a Queen song is fucking insane. But I'm going to say something.

Uh-huh. A dead crowded Coachella weekend one tracks because the audience of weekend one of Coachella is fucking horrible. It's all influencers. They're all there to get photographs and videos and not listen to anything. And I'm going to guarantee you that 90% of them have no fucking idea who Brian May is, because beyond Freddie Mercury, a lot of people have no understanding of Queen.

And so they're all like, like, great. They brought an old guy out. Exactly. It's kind of like also there. You know, Adam also influencer to not Brian may Benson Boone. He's trying to take talker. So that's why don't they have a Baba doobie dabo, whatever she's playing to be bad, be bad, be bad, be bad. I'm not going to lie. RFK might be right. I'm not gonna lie, RFK might be right about that. What the fuck? You say the name!

Baby Doobie! Baby Doobie! It sounded like you were trying to scat! You were like Is it Bop A Doob, Nap Nap Boy, Bow! That was crazy! That was crazy! You just kept intensifying it!

I'm 33 years old! I don't know these fucking things! He just kept intensifying it. I'm 33 years old. I don't know these fucking things. He just kept intensifying the scat. Yeah. What is it? Bap b also like a tick tock first? So it's like Noah con. So it's Brittany broski now. So are so many musical artists. Cause that's where your career starts now. No, no, I get that. I just, I'm trying to keep up

with him. Sorry. It's so good. He's's gonna have a great time in Coachella. He's crying. He's not at all too old for this. I'm gonna be walking around with him, walking like, where is he? Bababoo bop. You're gonna be on stage with a Gaelic rap band and they're like going and he's like. Wow.

He's just gonna see a random Asian woman and be like, are you bababoo bop? Some tween in the audience. I know that. That's a tween in the audience. Japanese Breakfast Club is gonna be up and he's gonna be like, oh, bab. I know that. That's a tweet. Japanese breakfast club is going to be up and he's going to be like, Oh, man, I thought Bernie Sanders came off as old biker before kneecap. Oh, I know you kids are probably tired from listening to Bob.

Bernie probably has no idea what Bob a do Bob is. Okay. All right. You can open the dead crowd if you want to see him react. listening to Bob. Bernie probably has no idea what Bob a do Bob is. OK, I. You can open the dead crowd if you want to see him react. Yeah, I want to see the dead crowd. Yeah. Pitchfork clobbered on our boy. I'm a fan of Benson Moon. His fit is so fire. Is that yes, that is a will not fit.

Also, he's got pipes. That's yes, that is a will not fit. Also, he's got pipes. This is not an easy song to sing. No, it's Freddie Mercury. I know. See? Yeah. Insane. Brian May comes out. And look, pause.

No, there's no pop from the crowd because they have no idea who that is. Does Benson Boone give him up? Is he like Brian May? No, but he like, yeah, he like, you know, oh, he does do it. No pop from that. I'm telling you, that's because people only know Freddie Mercury. That's crazy. In that younger audience, I would have got stoked to see someone around my age. I haven't been like, that's sick. So, so pitchfork.

Yeah. A lot of people hate Benson. Boom. I don't know if it's because it's kind of like the Bella porch. You know how people are just like unjustifiably mean to Bella porch for no goddamn reason. So Benson Boone, I think he's very talented. They hate people. People he's in controversy before because people have said he's copied Harry Styles

style and they've like made comparisons and yada yada yada. So people hate him, but they also love him. Yeah and then Benson Pitchfork tweeted Benson Boone is horrible just god-awful the kind of act that makes you wonder if the whole medium has been worth it which is insane. That is insane. Oh I listened to Benson Boone and realized music is over. Yeah I listened to Benson Boone and realized music is over. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know. I don't know why.

Can we see what pitchfork wrote about Yo Gabba Gabba? Dude, I just, Marsha and I could not stop laughing. I made this joke about how I was gonna. They were going to have to hit me with Narcan at Yo Gabba Gabba because I'd be tweaking so hard. Is Yo Gabba Gabba on the lineup? Like, they'll be there next week. Yes, they performed last weekend. Okay, good. I thought they were a guest.

I'm too embarrassed to ask what Yo Gabba Gabba is. The children's show. I don't know what that is. Can you pull it up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get to you. We're putting the cock for the horse. Oh, okay. kneecap who's known for licking the gays. What? Go back. Our boys. Our boys. Chucky Arla. kneecap. They got censored and their meat at their live stream got cut because they started talking about Palestine. kneecap they got censored and their meat at their live stream got cut because they started talking about Palestine Yeah, which is interesting because Green Day also talked about Palestine, but Green Day incorporated

It was very it was very quick though. There was no lead-in they just said well They got the crowd to chant chant Maggie's in a box. Yeah Yeah, that was cool. But that's like that's kneecap like you you invite kneecap you get kneecap You know, I mean thiscap, you get kneecap. You know what I mean? So it makes sense. I'm shocked that they didn't even, they didn't do something even more rambunctious. I would say, Oh look, you commented on it. Yeah. Oh yeah. I did. He said not the only thing that was a cut our messaging on the us back genocide in Gaza somehow never appeared on screens either back next Friday Coachella and it'll be sorted.

Damn. GR mod to everyone. And I said, you know, I can, I have some ideas on how to help. What are you going to do? Let me see what you wrote real quickly. Are you going to paint something on your tummy? And you wrote when is Boba doobabba. I said, yeah, I heart Boba doobie.

Tell me. Yeah. Flash the audience. I'll Baba Doobie on your tummy. Yeah. And flash to the audience. I said, I'll be there after I watch Baba Doobop. That's gonna be fun. I'll be there with, Marsh and I will be there with you. Hell yeah, let's go.

Lady Gaga slayed so hard, she's getting satanic. Lady Gaga is back. Everyone thinks she's satanic. I love that. Let's fucking go. We're so firmly back in the nineties. We have reverted back. You think Lady Gaga's from the 90s? No, but

Well, they they thought Taylor Swift was Satan Satanic to say Satan okay. This is giving Satan though to be fair To be fair to the schizophrenics this is giving Satan yeah, but it means we're back hell Satan Yeah, but it means we're back. Hail Satan. I mean, she's dope. She's got she's figured it out. She's got it all. She is everything.

It's a gate. Pause. What? You know, it's really interesting to me. This is just from like, I'm not being funny. OK, if you are a devout Christian, who depicts Satan more than the Catholic Church? Because he is the opposite end of the spectrum. I don't understand when displaying like the opposite end of the spectrum in performance

became taboo. Because if you look back at old opera, music, art, there were constant depictions of Satan. But the idea was that he was like something to be avoided, but they would still depict him. I don't understand why now people are like, Oh my God, imagery of Satan. I can't even look at it. Because this is a positive association. That's why they don't know that. That's why I don't know. Yeah, I don't know

I don't know when that started right? I don't know He's blaming the 90s I think people are just stupid. It was a Nancy Reagan I her hundred thousand dollar place settings Yeah, I think that on ironically a lot of people are Operating with the same mindset that they would have if they were a fucking medieval peasant. Like there are people that live their day to day existences right now exactly as a medieval peasant would if you gave that medieval peasant hot Cheetos and an iPhone. Like give a medieval peasant hot Cheetos on an iPhone and like two weeks later, they would be the average Republican in America. Oh, I'm serious. Well, then why would RFK ban Red 40?

Well, okay. I don't know how that has. I don't know how to come back. I don't know where you really. Cheetos. Oh, I didn't even realize. Well, I'm against it because I like Hot Cheetos. So, OK, let's well, it's just the color.

OK, so Gaga was the biggest thing, of course. Have I told you guys about my small business? That code then it's freaking itty bitty. We talk about it all the time. It's itty bitty. Have you heard about how it's affecting me? Boo Boo Lemon. The Boo Boo Lemons are going crazy and I'm so stressed, but you know the least stressful part?

What? My e-commerce, my point of sale. It's all through Shopify. That's crazy. It's all through Shopify and it's so easy. If you're a small business owner, it's very, I'm dumb. I'm dumb as hell. I'm dumb as Bricks. They say, I'm dumb. I'm dumb as hell. I'm dumb as

Ivan sat here my business is running I opened my Shopify app to see what my sales were and I even saw what's on the most amount that sold today so I Can reorder and get charged tariffs for on that. Look this. I can see my total sales, my total orders. It's crazy. Don't say tariffs. Shopify is great. You can get all the, all the big stuff for your small business right with Shopify guys sign up for $1 per month which I wish I would have used that that's so cheap I know I didn't use this um that okay well sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com slash fear that's shopify.com slash fear that's right. Go to Shopify.com slash fear and save real money. Save real money now. Besides next. I know I got one too. Yo, Gabba Gabba. Party in my tummy had guests. Watch this Hassan. Yeah. Oh, before. Sorry. Well put on. Okay.

Hassan, you are going to stay for Saturday. We're going to be off a bean at Yo Gabba Gabba. Oh, that would fuck me up if I were to if I were to I mean, obviously I would never do drugs, but like a hypothetical scenario where I accidentally slipped and fell into a pile of acid or mushrooms and then I saw this. Yeah, I would fucking kill myself. You're not trying to tweak it. You know, gaba gaba dude Did real ravers go to yo gaba gaba this would cause irreparable harm I need to hear what they sound like Yeah, play that shit. You know, I hope next yo DJ what we put on a yo gaba gaba song, right? Yeah, it said muted God damn it Marsh. You might be a robot. You can't pass the capture.

They brought out a weird Al. Turn this up. Which is cool. Yeah. Hermit. I wish he would have just sung Amish Paradise though. That's sick. Yeah. Okay. That's fire. Weird Al is the goat. I heard Yo Gabba Gabba was like the undercover set of the weekend. What do you mean by that? Like shit went down. No one, whenever, whenever people saw the ones, like undercover set of the weekend, meaning when people saw all the artists announced, no adult was like, Yo Gabba Gabba, let's fucking go. Until it happened. But people kind of wandered into Yo Gabba Gabba and was like, yo, Gabba Gabba. Let's fucking go. Until it happened.

But people kind of wandered into yo Gabba Gabba and we're like this fucking raps dude. Can we watch the dance? But you know what I think it was? I think something about yo Gabba Gabba attracted only the hardest of Ravers. Yeah. So like people that were all honestly they should go on tour

again. Yummy yummy in my tummy. Fuck it. They're going to do EDC after Coachella. Oh my God. They were hard style dancing the Yo Gabba Gabba in the cut. Look at this. Yo Gabba Gabba back to back set with chasing status.

Next week Pete Tong, Pete Tong BBC Radio One Yo Gabba Gabba announcement. Radio one. Dude, the Yo Gabba Gabba announcement. Radio one. Dude, the Yo Gabba Gabba robot is going absolutely fucking rocko mode right now. He's crushing it. Oh my God. Bro, I found these guys on ear milk years ago, OK? I've been on this Yo Gabba shit.

My dream Coachella performer Veggie Tales. Oh my God. Noah's Ark. Uh huh. Could you imagine? former veggie tales. Oh my God. Noah's Ark. Could you imagine or or the bill from I'm just a bill school only bill. I'm gonna be a loss today. Yeah. About Miss Frizzle though. Oh, that would be good, but she's only got one song, but

that song goes crazy. Yo, Gabba Gabba should bring her out. Um, and then as everybody knows, our co-worker T-Pain was there. Yeah. And he went viral for this little twirl. He's a fairy. She was a fairy. Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh my God. God, I love him so much. So I'm just saying, I know you're going on stage. We should hit up T-Pain too. Oh, for sure. I already DMed him to see how he streamed his set so I could try and stream the kneecap one. Yeah, it's gonna work.

You don't believe it. I gave you a number. I'm trying to help you. I want your dreams to come true. I just don't believe in them. Is that making a horrible person? When he's in Wisconsin. Wisconsin. I'm talking to him about that already um I love T-Pain I feel like T-Pain

does what you would do if you've already succeeded and you're just doing side missions in general yeah he just has such a good nature to him you just have yeah he's the sweetest guy the Bernie speech look look you told me I don't care about your hobbies. Can we talk about this real quick? Let me let me give an intro. Bernie came out and introduced Clara and he gave a beautiful speech eloquent speech about the current state of the nation. I do want to say something though. Gasp. You're at a music concert. Gasp. Give me a fit. True. Or here was my pitch. You guys know that Bernie Sanders

released a folk song once. Can you imagine if he came out and did it? I do. That would be amazing. Or if he's saying just John Denver sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy. Yeah, I even go Pete Seeger if we were to pop off. But I I was with him earlier in the day. We were me and March. We're boys. We're boys. We were hanging out with Bernie earlier in the day. We told him they're going to Christmas dinner. But we we yeah, we hit him.

We were like, yo, Bernie, you're burned dog. Be dog BD. I haven't watched the speech. Yeah I what is happening, baby? What is oh no? Maybe You just got dried by that's oh she's fat she loves her Jesus Oh, she's fat. She loves her. Jesus. Okay. Yeah, but I dirt.

No, no, that's a spot on her tongue. I was like, she's got dirt on her tongue. One one kiss. I told burn dog to go and that's why he went really. No, no. Clara with a short speech. Liz here. Oh, you haven burn dog to go and he that's why he went really no Claro with a short speech Liz here. Oh, you haven't listened to speech yet. No. Oh, it's nice. It's cute I listen to too many Bernie speeches. I listen to it professionally that health care is a human right? Yeah, bro. He got more fucking motion and Benson Boone And Billy May.

Billy May? Ryan May. Ryan May. They are a great band, not only because Claro, at the age of 13, posted videos on the internet as a singer-songwriter. I'm here because Claro has used their prominence to fight for women's rights.

My bitch. To try to end the terrible, brutal war in Gaza where thousands, thousands of women and children are being killed. So I want to thank Claro for being in a great band. Imagine if Bernie would have came out and did it like a Hamilton rap. Yes. Hear me out on this one. What do you while he's giving the speech, the yoga, the gaba robot is the whole thing while breaking to Hamilton. No, that's lip shit. But the gap

of yoga, we have a lot like that. But also I'm worried that that might have caused them to have a heart attack on the spot is like, what is this robot? Why is this robot alive? Why are his dance moves so impossibly fresh? He's not human. Another case where automation is taking our jobs. Okay. So we got, we got Charlie XCX drama. I know about that.

We do have some drama. What's the drama? We'll get to that. We'll get to that. It's the next. It's the last book. Charlie XCX has the best guests are. I can't wait to go to besides Weird Al, but she brings out freaking Lord.

Yeah, insane. Who's wearing the worst outfit of all of Coachella. Can I see? Yeah. Oh, she was just rocking like the undercover fit. Like, I don't know what she was doing. Like she I think she asked her last second and she was like, Oh, I'm here. She came from her painting job. Yeah, it's very like Gap. It pissed me off, especially because Lord probably has an album

coming out. Everyone's suspecting. And I'm like, Why are you doing that? Lord? Yeah. Don't wear that shit. And she has, of course, fucking Billy, fucking eyelash. Billy eyelash dream girl. You got to click on it. Oh, doing guess.

I hope you get Billy and Charlie this weekend. So you can guess. guess. Insane. Friend of the show, Billie Eilish. There's not very many people who couldn't turn me, but Billie is one of them that could. I'm so glad you weren't here for Phineas. What was the first part of that? There are many people who couldn't turn you? Like you'd go gay for most women? That indicates that you're probably just gay. Yeah. But my god, do I have a girl crush? I'm really out of this.

OK, fine. And Troy. And Troy. OK. And we talked about the Green Day shout out. Yeah, let's show it. It's so quick. Yeah.

So Green Day has always been like this. Yeah. I, I've fun fact fun Hassan Abilor, but I, I worked with their manager back in the day when they had like a, when they had like this media operation that this guy wanted to put together kind of democracy now style. And it was him, the manager of green day and also Oliver stone's son. Oh, yeah. Anyway, that was a very long time ago, but you know, they've always been pretty, pretty based. Well, this is what they said in their song.

They're so cool. Also, I don't think this is from Coachella. It's not from Coachella, but it doesn't matter. They say the same thing. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Are you sure? There is the Jesus suburbia. It's not the one that you were thinking of.

You're thinking of American idiot where they changed it, but this is Jesus in suburbia. It's not the one that you were thinking of. You're thinking of American Idiot where they changed it. But this is Jesus in suburbia. So zoom out of it. They already said it. You just couldn't hear it very well. They said we are the kids of war and peace from Palestine in the Middle East. This is psychedelic socialist. This is one of my guys. That's the tweet.

One of his freaking guys. Just everybody knows one of my guys. Oh, no, he's just he's a Hassan Abed. He posted it, I guess. I didn't see that. All right. guys. Just everybody. Those were my guys. No, no, he's just a Hassan Abed. He posted it, I guess. I didn't see that. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Let's talk about the big drama, which I think is the big drama.

Charlie XCX. What? Miss should be headliner. Miss should be headliner. Miss, how dare you? Exactly. So the headliner? Should be headliner miss. How dare you? Exactly. So the headliner is green day. Yes, and she thinks she should be the headliner Yeah, and people took it. This is what I think this is listen girlypop nation We're not actually hateful even though it's our favorite hobby. So

This is what I think cuz everyone's like the ego on this bitch No, let her wear her stupid little sash. Let her have some fun. Of course you want to be a headliner. Duh. Let her let her have a party. Have a different take on my take. When did we stop letting divas be divas? Whoa.

With Chapel Rowan, honestly, that's when we stopped Diva. Yeah. Yeah. Charlie XCX is inner circle confuses me because there's very cool people. Some people that I know very well in there and then also some people that I know very well that I don't like. So her politics are all over the place and she is technically a political person with the whole Brad summer stuff.

So I don't know. I mean, I really liked the album. I think it was amazing. So who do you think should have been the headliner? And I don't, I don't really, I don't really listen to music like that much. No, I think Prodigy. Yes. Yeah, I agree.

Yo Gabba Gabba for me. Oh, okay. Fair, fair, fair. He's not human. No, Yo Gabba Gabba, Bernie Sanders and Prodigy at the same time. I can't wait for you guys read about me passing away. Will net found dead next to a yellow robot, breaking it down while attempting to outdance the robot was yellow heart failure. He tried to suck the old Gabba Gabba robot too hard. But yeah, that was the biggest drama.

It got like 80 million views. That's crazy. And people were pissed off. So minor. I know. Cause I think, I think a lot of people were saying like, come on, no, your place like green day, this legendary band, like they have been, you know, they've been in the game for 38 years and they have more monthly streams on Spotify

still to this day than, than Charlie XCX does. I think the craziest thing for me is everyone was like, Oh, someone probably just like gave it to her. You know, like she probably just like God, like a fan probably gave it to her. The designer of the sash, which is also insane that we had to have a designer for a sash like that. Respectfully. You can just get the iron on letters and make one yourself. But the designer of the sash was I've made a lot of I've craft a lot. You want me to decorate your freaking car? I'll do it. I'm I own a craft store. Also got to do an update on the tariffs. Boo Boo Lemon.

No, the boo boo. My bad. Quick. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, that's crazy. He just conflated Labou with Lululemon. No, Labou, Bababeebop, Bababeebop. I don't even know what he's saying. He's having a stroke. I think he's stroking out.

Oh, my God. I had a supplier email me today because we ordered a shipment of mirrors for Dekko Dekko, and they emailed me and they were like, Hey, do you want us Oh my God. I had a supplier email me today because we ordered a shipment of mirrors for Dekko Dekko and they emailed me and they were like, Hey, do you want us to lie on the invoice for how much you're spending? Because you're, it looks like you're going to get 125% tariffed on this. And I said, no, unfortunately I can't have lie because honestly I don't want any of this in writing So no something that's a down ass supplier. They are they're dope. They were willing to do a little Oh, oh whoops a little fraud. I know that's

Crazy Crazy, I mean 125% Yeah, but the tariffs haven't gone through I, I don't get it. On Labooboo's. No, yeah. I heard that Trump is only doing it on Labooboo's. He's making white women some. Targeting a piece of the market that I think has been untapped for a long time. Americans will make Labooboo's, Labooboo, the best ones.

That's why I'm implementing 190% tax on the boo boo. We're an hour? We haven't even got to Sunday. Okay, we can continue. Wait, no, let's keep going. Let's finish this. You guys get bonus. Okay, next.

Sunday, Meg the stallion brings out Victoria Monet, Sierra, but the biggest one was Queen freakingutifah, which is awesome. You don't have to click on it. It was just an exciting. I want to see Queen. Okay, come on. What's the movie where she like is it called Let It Ride? Were there like bank robbers?

That movie is fucking. I don't remember. Neither one of you have seen the Queen. Let's see if I'm Megan. This stallion. What a woman. Yeah, I was kidding. Me about. Neither one of you have seen the Queen Latifah. Megan Thee Stallion. What a woman. Yowza. Me about Bailey Isle.

When I saw her powerful stage presence live, that's when I realized like I get it. Yeah. Look at Queen Latifah. Oh shit. That is a crowd. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Queen Latifah is the best. I do hate the outfit though.

Why did they put that outfit on her? No, that's rad. That's cool. I don't know why you don't like it. Wait, pause Google. Let it ride. I think that's the name of the movie. I have to know.

You're making this dyslexic man type things. Type in Queen Latifah Bank robbing movie. No. Set it off. Set it off. That movie fucking rules dude. I'll have to watch it watch kneecap Okay, I'll do that to learn about the restore restoration efforts, but They ended up cutting off Meg LeSallean for post mode. That's racist. They just cut her off. Let me see that's literally as white supremacy

That's crazy, dude. Okay. So pause golden voice notoriously is like super crazy on their scheduling. And I forget what artists it was. Marsh. What artists was it? No, no, no. What artists was it that we were watching where they were like, I'm going to go long and I know I'm going to get the shit find out of my. Well, anyway, basically, like if you go long, you get the shit find out of you. But it's crazy that they would just cut off my stallion because it's like that's one of your biggest acts figured out. Yeah, I don't know. Figured out. I don't know. That's crazy.

Cut her off for post Malone. There's drama. Maybe they maybe they did that after they find her. Sufficient times. I think they probably just got to the point where they're like we, we're gonna have to push back the show. Yeah, and maybe Posty had to go. He had to go back to Utah. Posty. I know what it's like.

Posty! Don't even fucking start the shit. Never bring up that state in front of me ever again. Next. Next. Hey, what if some important rapper is performing in Utah? He'll go. No, I won't. That invites him. Fraud.

I did fly to Utah for one important person. Gay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. There's drama with this reunion as well. Blackpink reunion. I don't know why. I've seen like a lot of this account called like K-pop flop or something and they hate like they a lot of the K-pop stans that are stans of Blackpink like some of them hate Lisa. Some of them hate

Like some of them hate Lisa. Some of them hate Rose. I said it right. Fuck yeah. And then some of them hate Jenny. Like they all, cause like these guys are all doing their own thing now as well. It's like when One Direction split up. Yeah. And there's like a little bit of drama.

Except every one of Blackpink is so nuclear successful. Yeah. But there's a little bit of, I mean of Blackpink is so nuclear successful. Yeah, but there's a little bit. I mean, my bias is Lisa. Like, I will admit, I will admit my Lisa bias. I think she was great in White Lotus and she has a very cheery disposition. And I like that.

So why are people mad that they took a photo together? They were saying like there are people who like Blackpink but don't like Lisa that were saying that she flopped. And there are people saying like black paint but don't like Lisa that were saying that she flopped and there are people saying like oh my god Rosé is like constantly FaceTiming Bruno Mars and Bruno Mars not ever picking up because Rosé was FaceTiming Bruno Mars at the Lady Gaga concert to be like see it's Lady Gaga and then and then Bruno Mars wasn't picking up so the people were clowning on her I thought it was mean because these girls, they love each other. Yeah.

In my head. Can good answer. Did something come out like didn't also there wasn't the tapes leaked of them all saying the N word. Why would you ever bring that up? We don't talk about that. I don't know about that. Okay.

I was the one who was DMCA striking all of those videos on Twitter. Okay. Black pink army, black pink in your area. I'm in your area. Stan Lisa. Okay. Did you like that? Did I perform? He did good. Yeah. That's just a picture you can put up when you, when we talk about it, editor smile face. It's just, it's just a victorious reunion though. Please. Yes. Victorious. You know, um, Victoria, Justin, Leon Thomas, click the wrong thing.

I have no idea what the very top one. I know. What is this? It was the show that Ariana Grande was on Nickelodeon. She was cat. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't watch this,. She was cat. I don't know. I didn't watch this show. But that was exciting.

Everyone got excited about that. Kylie and Tivothy Charlemagne were doing PDA. Yeah. And it got the girlies kind of upset and offended because they're like, why not me? I have art bangs. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. People were getting upset about this?

No, no, people are just jealous. Oh, this is like the smallest PDA. He's just dancing with his girlfriend at a concert. He just really likes her. And, and- That Zoom was crazy. Yeah, and then the last but not least, the Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber drama. Go ahead, cutie.

What is it? You have the floor. Wait, the Haaley Bieber and Justin Bieber drama. Well, there's also Justin Bieber drama separately. Yeah, that is a whole separate girly population. We need to get into another day behind the pay. I don't have no, I don't have the slide. We're going to need a slide. This is that this. It doesn't, it's just, it was just that one. I don't really know if there's drama there, but they just took a picture together and that was exciting. Because Billie Eilish used to be a big Justin Bieber fan and then like ended up performing with the Meta Coachella.

And I think Justin Bieber is that Coachella wasted out of his mind. It's actually the videos are pretty sad. Yeah, he's been going through it. I don't know what's going on. He actually separated himself from his company that he started with his friend called Drew and said that if you're like real, if you're a real Justin Bieber head, like don't I don't fuck with his brand no more. He's been crashing out a lot as well on his Instagram stories and stuff. He's having like a, like almost dare I say, Britney Spears style situation going on.

Yeah, he's not doing well, So hopefully someone can check in on him, but the world owes Betty Blanco an apology all The women why because they're mean to Benny and they're like Benny you are so ugly Oh, they do say that they do be saying that but then they watched all of Benny's interviews and they listen to this album And now everyone's in love Betty Blanco. Yeah, Benny's interviews and they listen to this album and now everyone's in love Benny Blanco Yeah, Benny's a sweetheart. He is dope. He's Benny is officially the goat and we all love him. So I Feel like he's one of those people that we can slay not we tried hard enough. We could probably get him on this on the podcast If who's we idiot we all of us. I don't have to

My name is Will naff and I'm trying hard to get you on the podcast Yeah, Benny Blanco. If you see this Benny Blanco, I'm sorry. I called you ugly once I was just trying to fit in with the mean girl. I we're gonna have a crush on you. We're gonna Respectful. I defended him at that time. You did I did you what you defend? I defended Benny Blanco His name is dope. I don't remember defending or I did you what you defend a penny block eyes. It was dope. I don't remember defending or Attacking Benny, but we will kill cutie Cinderella for you if you come on. Yes No, but you can give me a noogie or a swirly your choice wedgie. Oh

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