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Hi, everybody.
Welcome to the Fearing Podcast.
A podcast by three guys from Australia.
Three regular Australians. That's right. We've changed.
I've improved. I've improved quite a lot.
I've improved myself.
And I've improved my co-host.
Who am I replacing? Who am I replacing? um my will well no you're you're austin you're austin he's he's the eye candy and and you're
you're will cutie cinderella couldn't make it she's actually still a part of the podcast
but but will and austin are not i've cut them out. It's over. It's you guys now.
What's up, everybody?
We're back.
We're back.
We're doing Fear Ant Podcast, and we're doing it in Australia.
Unfortunately, Will couldn't come, and Austin was not interested in coming ever.
And Cutie, of course, doesn't travel.
So it's just me with my two Aussie boyfriends, and we're popping off out here in Sydney.
I don't know if you guys watch the live streams. I am also going to melbourne after this as well so we're going
to be doing some other podcasts with some other australian content creators as well
and uh we'll bring you along for the journey you're already both of you guys are you got
the piggies out the dogs out you got the dogs out you're just want to help you guys get some views
you know why is it why are they so dirty underneath?
It's because I walk barefoot everywhere.
It's also because I'm barefoot in the garage and then I walk through the house.
So then the floor is filthy and covered in metal spikes.
At best it's filthy, but usually there's like shavings of metal that you end up stepping on.
Dude, that's the same exact nonsense with my brother.
Murat also has a lot of metal shavings everywhere
and he brings it into the fucking house
and it's the worst thing ever because you step on it
and you're like, this is not supposed to be here.
The worst, I bring them into my bed.
Are you saying that as if someone's done this to you?
You're like shocked?
I mean, I am shocked because I'm shocked at myself
but I don't change my behavior and then I'm like, this hurts.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Why do you not, you know, clean yourself a little bit more?
I don't know.
I can't.
Anyway.
Okay.
Well, listen, listen.
I think that I have a lot of, I have a lot of opinions on Australia and I want to get
started with the number one thing that I've been saying already.
Australia is baby America.
It is very similar to America in many ways, I think.
And you guys have gotten very mad at me for this.
I just feel culture shock whenever I go to America.
Maybe I'm just in denial.
I don't know.
But maybe it's because it's mini America, so you don't feel.
Yeah, it's just more America plus.
America is America plus.
Australia is America minus. It's like when you get angry at other people for exhibiting behaviors that you have. Yes. america so you don't yeah it's just more america plus america is america plus australia is america
minor oh it's like like when you get angry at other people for exhibiting behaviors that you
have yes that's i go there and i'm angry because i'm like yeah i see it i see it in myself you're
like indigenous genocide who could have done this what is wrong with you who could have done that
why are you a settler colony not me no thank you i would never do such a thing in australia what
are some of the things that you say that you're like so car cooked yeah i think i think australia is very car cooked yeah um it
kind of has to be in some ways i guess because like there are areas that you just can't go to
without having a car but i suspect that many people are not like traveling to random parts
of the fucking outback where no one lives yeah What's that about? There's just whole spaces
of land where just no one lives.
We're working on colonizing that. That's a project.
It's a settler colonial project.
What happened there? No one fucks with that?
I don't know if you're talking
from like an ecosystem
kind of like it's not
profitable to go to these
We go there for mining.
It just doesn't rain. I think maybe that's a big part of it for mining for mining dig up it just doesn't rain
i think maybe that's a big part of it it's just the what doesn't rain it's like the east coast
of australia and then every like people only live on the coast yeah i think that's just because of
water it's there's so much land though yeah people used to know how to live in the middle of australia killed all those guys they should have asked them like how do you do this before killing them you say that but pine
gap that's true americans know how to live in there very useful spaces in the middle of australia
that's oh my so it's probably in the middle of australia yeah like pretty much it's like dead
center oh there's got to be some utility out of that.
I think the idea is that like, because it never rains,
they get like perfect satellite communications.
And then also it's in the middle of the outback,
so it's very hard to get to.
Yeah.
Unless you're YouTubers with a mission.
Yeah.
It wasn't that hard to get to.
Did anybody like, since the police detained you,
has anyone reached out again?
No.
So that was it?
We did have a weird thing happening for a while.
Since we came back, we had police visiting a lot
because we've got security cameras in this house
that point at the street.
They always come by and be like,
there was a murder.
We have to, like, plug this USB into your security cameras
and find out
and it happened
probably six or seven times
in two to three weeks
do you think a lot of murders
are happening
in your neighborhood
or the cops
are just like
working
I haven't heard
of a single murder
in this neighborhood
no
I mean
it's not like I know
they were like
it's gang related
so we're like
oh maybe we won't
know about it.
After a while we said like, no thanks.
Let the gangs do what they want to do.
Leave me out of this.
I'm not snitching.
I don't want to take a position on the gangs.
Wait, that's nuts.
So you think like maybe the intelligence community is like,
let's see what these guys are about.
I think we're just actually paranoid. We want to feel like we've done something really cool so we're like they're
actually after i definitely like to think that yeah yeah it makes me feel important yeah i think
it's more we live in a dodgy area i did i did consider not putting your name down when i was
getting my australian visa because like i thought maybe because of the pine gap video there would be
like no like you're already dinged up on our list.
Like, you can't get TSA pre-check for some weird reason.
I don't know what it is.
I'm not speculating.
Maybe it's just government incompetence,
and they're just, like, bad at giving me TSA pre-check.
Only me.
Everyone else seems to have an easy time with it.
I don't know.
And then he's like, well, what are they doing?
Are they linking up?
This guy, Pine Gap, CIA, here you have a file.
What the fuck is this about?
And I thought that I might not get a visa to Australia,
which is the most cuck thing.
It is America.
It is.
It's not even America.
It's a base.
It's an American base.
I own this country and I'm not allowed into it.
It's insulting.
Yeah. We had the same issue coming to your place we wrote hasan down as a contact and then
the customs people like you're meeting this hasan and where'd you meet him before like on the
internet like you met hasan on the internet on the islam forums yeah and they're like now you're
staying at his house do you know his address i'm like not really like how long have you known this
man i was like i've spoken to him like once or twice online like you're living with him yeah which is normal that's
how it works which i had that exact same exchange with the customs and border patrol a guy in
australia but mine wasn't like uh mine was a random search and like but what i mean by that is
there was a customs and border patrol guy by the way, they suspiciously wear outfits
that don't look like they're professional.
Probably because they're not carrying AR-15s.
Maybe you got a special one,
because we've been pulled over a lot by the random people,
but they obviously look like they're in a uniform.
He was in a uniform, but it didn't give off like a chill off like cop vibes yeah they kind of they kind of look yeah they look pretty chill he looked like
he could be wearing like a delivery driver yeah yeah yeah so i was like i was looking at him
i grabbed my bag 15 hour flight by the way we'll talk about that in a second grab my bag and this
like bogan looking dude is like looking at me and i i look
i'm looking back at him and i'm like how do i get out of here because like i couldn't figure out
where the exit was he's like well you're not getting out of here let me tell you i'll show
you how to get out of here man fucking hell um no he was just like all right come over here and i
was like oh a helpful guy
nope he just starts being real inquisitive with me and then i realized like is this
motherfucking customs and border patrol what's happening and then he just like
he starts asking me questions like what do you do and he's like can i see your car because we
do the smart you guys have the smart thing yeah where you like have to put your passport in
and it's like oh god i don't know
if this is just me but i get so fucking annoyed because like on the plane they give you a card
yeah and you have to write all the stuff and they're like did you bring in any meat did you
bring in any dairy like uh did you bring tobacco products we're all lactose intolerant here yeah
yeah the government has to keep an eye on that i get it like because island delicate ecosystem you don't want to fuck it up like
you can't even bring shoes with like soil on them right so in my mind i'm thinking like you know
okay i fill this out and then it's fine and then i get out of the plane and i have to do it again
on the fucking smart machine also have you seen what they do with your card literally you give it
to a person you walked in they just throw it in a bit yeah why did i fill that out
if you're gonna ask me the questions anyway like so i'd fucking fill it out i do the smart machine
after the smart machine this fucking bogan is asking me the same exact fucking questions i'm
like bro this is the eighth time i'm answering these no i don't have any soil on my fucking
shoes man like no they're like oh have, have you been to Indonesia or South America?
And I'm like, that's weird.
Why are you asking me specifically those two places?
I don't know.
Do they got beef with Indonesia?
What's happening?
I don't know because it's like the same fucking ecosystem.
I don't like Indonesia.
Maybe they're just racist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're like, we just don't like Indonesia.
I think they should be honest, though.
When they approach you, they should just be like like are you muslim there should be that question
that also did happen with the customs and border patrol guy literally he's like he's like oh so he
looks through my paperwork and he's like all right well you got to come with me and in the time frame
like i always try to avoid telling people that I'm, like, a political commentator, especially not a Customs and Border Patrol agent.
And I don't want to tell them, like, what I do exactly either because I don't want them to be like, wait a minute, you're not here for a fucking tourism operation.
It seems like you're doing Comos, mate.
Fucking.
Yeah.
Now I'm British.
I don't know why I'm British now.
Fuck.
Anyway, like, so I don't want them to, ding me on that right so i'm just like i'm a
twitch streamer this guy's like 50 fucking years old he didn't know what twitch is so i thought
that would end the conversation dead in its fucking tracks no inquisitive motherfucker it's like oh
twitch streamer my son watches twitch what kind of games what do you do on twitch and i'm like i'm
not telling him i do politics so i'm like i play video games and i'm thinking this will stop the conversation and we'll
move on to the next question no my son loves video games what do you play do you play fifa
do you play 2k and i was like no and i in my mind i was thinking like what's the fucking lamest like
nerdiest thing i can pull out of my ass? I was like, Final Fantasy VII.
I play role-playing games.
So then he's like, that did stop him.
He did not inquire further about that at all.
He was like, oh, fuck this guy.
You know, okay, fuck this dude.
But then he starts talking to me about the TikTok ban.
Because he's like, well, you're an influencer.
You learn.
And you're American. Do you think ticked in you're american do you think tiktok's gonna get banned and you know i just immediately i flipped the
switch and immediately i was you know being a fucking political commentator and i started
explaining to him how unfair it is because like america just simply wants to like take
this very profitable corporation and sell it to an American
by force. Not really a TikTok man.
Blah, blah, blah. And I think that worked as well
because I bored him.
So then that was good.
Maybe just stick to political commentating.
I'm a political commentator.
I will fucking bore you. I promise.
So
what ended up happening is we go to the
x-ray machine. He through it there's nothing going
on he you know he's like but in the process there was the funny moment he looks at my name he's like
so hasan he's like where are you from and i'm like los angeles california and he goes but your
name is hasan where are you really from and i like i was shocked because like they don't do that in
america like which is surprising because like america's pretty fucking racist but i've never
had someone be like but where are you really from that's not even a border control thing like
people on the street even to me white guy will just be like where are you from yeah you know
i've noticed your eyebrows are a
bit darker than mine come on where tell me where you're from sir what are we working with well the
where are you from happened twice it happened in the fucking uber ride or not uber it was like a
like a driver that uh my manager had hired and the guy immediately said the exact same thing. He's like, well, your name is Hassan.
You're not from America.
Like, where are you actually from?
And that was a whole different can of worms.
But I don't even want to get into that right now.
Yeah, so far, so good.
What the fuck's going on in Australia?
There's just spiders everywhere.
They're so venomous.
You've survived, though.
It's terrifying.
We had a spider, like, thrown on you.
I did.
It's going to come out in the video. Nothing happened.
It was great, though, that we took you snorkeling,
and fish were way more of a problem for you than spiders.
Yes.
Way more.
It was the most terrifying experience.
I can't wait to see the gopro of me
shitting my pants as these like big ass like puppy sized fish are just like swimming at me
i've never seen someone scream like that in the water no ever it was actually really embarrassing
i can't go back to that but it was i think it was very manly scream to be fair i think it was more like oh like like it was like
you were fucking yeah i was fighting the blue groper yeah it's a that's a weird name maybe
that's why they're called gropers did you understand yeah because i want a bit my nipple
yeah that was weird i've never ever heard of that happening before. Yeah, neither. I thought they were going to be more scared of me.
I think I much prefer fish being afraid of me than not being afraid of me.
Just wanting to kiss you.
It fucks you up when they just swim at you.
You're like, this is not supposed to happen.
They've got no arms.
It's like a paraplegic running at you.
That's scary.
That is scary.
That's like some Exodus shit. Yeah, it's scary that's like some that's like some exodus
shit yeah like someone in their arms are like flailing around and they're just running at you
head first you'd be like what the fuck that's scarier than that's what you feel when you see
a fish running at you you know you know what i because i understand your feet now like if i felt
that with you i feel like everything in my mind is telling me that this is an alien organism and I shouldn't be here right now.
I shouldn't be in the water.
And also, like, what does he know that I don't know?
Because think about it.
He spent a lot of time in there.
A lot of time to think.
He's been down there.
He knows a lot.
He knows all the secrets of the ocean that I don't know.
But that's not even it.
I'm just saying, like, because most of the time,
fish are like, oh, that's a big thing.
Not, you know, that's an alien foreign object here.
I'm going to run away.
That other fish doesn't give a fuck.
So he knows something.
He's confident.
Why is he confident?
It might just be horny.
Yeah, true.
It's the horny fish.
You had a big blue shirt on.
Yeah.
I'm going to fuck that guy.
And you love to grope.
Dude. You're a big blue shirt on. Yeah. I'm going to fuck that guy. And you love to grope. Dude.
You're a blue groper.
I'm just saying, like, I don't know what he knows.
He obviously, he has some set of skills that allow him to be that confident.
And I don't want to find out.
There's a boring but cute answer to that.
What is it?
Like, we were swimming in a protected zone.
So, like, everywhere outside of that, you can fish for them.
And in there, you can't.
So, like, they know this somehow. And, like, when you're in the protected zone, they'll outside of that you can fish for them and in there you can't so like they know this somehow and like yeah when you're in the protected zone they'll come up to
you and once you're out there they're like they don't want anything to do with you that also
doesn't make a lot of sense because in my mind in my head cannon fish are way stupider than that
yeah i thought so as well but this is weird you learn that they're actually pretty creepy and
then it makes you feel like you don't want to kill them but i keep killing them anyway because
finding nemo is a documentary, as we established.
This is the Australia...
This is the peak of my Australian content,
is, like, finding out that, you know,
fish are actually smart.
Well, some of them are dumb.
There's the one with the amnesia.
Yeah, the turtle, though.
That doesn't count.
Turtle?
In Finding Nemo?
In Finding Nemo.
Was it the turtle that had amnesia?
I thought it was, like, the other little girl fish
that was, like... Dory. Dory. Doesn't Dory forget you? That is not the turtle, yeah amnesia? I thought it was the other little girl fish.
Dory.
Doesn't Dory forget you? That is not the turtle.
The turtle is just a stoner.
Just a high guy.
We did find out that turtles are horny.
So horny today.
One of them fucked a rock so hard
that it broke their
shell.
Which is impossible to break.
We've had some
good fun so far.
I think.
We've done a lot in a very short
period of time. I know. I would like to
sleep.
Let's go around.
Let's try this thing that we were
doing before we started the
stream.
Do your American accent.
Oh, God, it's so hard.
Where am I looking?
What's my guy?
I can try my best.
It's really hard to speak in an American accent.
My name's Alexa.
I'm here on a podcast with Hassan.
Why do you,
why do you put that on?
You,
you,
it's the only one I can do.
Everything else is impossible.
He sings Johnny Cash.
So that's,
he's just,
he's singing.
That's the only,
yeah,
that's the only American accent I know.
Oh my God.
That's why you do that.
Well,
that makes so much sense,
bro.
That makes so much sense,
bro.
Bro.
Hey,
fuck. I, I only, apparently he was saying that i only have a
couple phrases that i like nail perfectly but then it's like certain words are like
indistinguishable and then the direct next one will be absolutely nothing like the australian
accent it's like a hard one to hard one to like judge what if it's like what if it's more like
i'm australian but i lived in america yeah yeah
so now that happens here a lot because like people think america's cool so we i remember i had this
kid in high school he went to like america for a week with his family came back he had an american
accent for the rest of high school it was like it's super lame he was like putting it on but
it's just like it's like oh it's my thing now i'm an american guy but we get that as well they're
international schools where it's like oh yeah but they don't live in America.
They interact with a lot of them.
And then they just have American accents for some reason.
For some reason, our autistic people as well have American accents.
What?
I'm not joking.
Autistic Australians have American accents?
Yes.
Where do you think autism comes from?
Every single autistic kid at our school had an American accent.
I mean, I know a lot of autistic people
with an Australian accent.
How come you don't have an American accent?
Yeah, it's kind of odd that you're saying this right now.
Sounded real Australian, big dog.
Don't I have a perfect American accent?
No, is it like a nerdy American accent?
It's like, uh, actually...
It's like an anime.
It's like an anime American accent.
Oh.
Like a dramatic, I don't know, dramatic accent.
Yeah, do it.
Do your autistic American accent.
Go ahead.
Fuck it.
I can't.
I'm sorry, I only do one American accent.
It's the only one I know.
Okay, okay, you're doing...
This is turning into Comptown real fast.
Yeah.
This literally has become Comptown immediately.
Yeah.
No,
this is Johnny Cash,
but he's autistic.
Yeah.
He's the train of coming and that's all he cares about.
Yeah.
You got to know when to hold them and know when to fold him is that johnny cash that's uh wyland jennings i think i think johnny cash sang that too though oh yeah everyone's it's
pretty incestuous in country music yeah he's done covers like his hurt cover is i think like the
best version of the song in general yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't listen to any music except for that one song
that's very sad i don't know it's fucked up oh you guys are coming to america soon
yeah in june yeah yeah we're excited how long are you planning on staying there um until you kick
us out i think there's a plan like last time yeah okay so you're not what is right what are we what
are we going to do when we're out there?
I really want to go to a prison rodeo.
Yeah.
I heard you guys have like real life gladiators in America.
And like I saw the movie with Russell Crowe and I thought that was just like ancient Rome.
But it's apparently it's.
I mean, football is kind of like that, too.
Honestly.
Yeah, but they're not.
They're not like slaves.
True.
What do you mean? It's like some of them have been to prison no no i meant like oh gladio oh they just kill each other yeah yeah
they all get ct straight up pummeling on one another and then their lifespan is like greatly
shortened and then the nfl hides the fact that like it was actually killing them a lot.
Until one of them literally killed...
We have very similar sports here.
It's not just that it kills them, but it makes them
really angry.
If you look up, I think AFL
and rugby here, they have the highest
domestic abuse rates
out of any sports, but that makes sense.
First because of the culture
and they hit their heads
yeah
yeah it's just like
there's
if you're really good
at doing that one thing
you think that's how
you solve the problem
yeah
I'm not even
yeah I'm not even
it's like cops
you know
cops are just like
so good at beating
the shit out of people
that they just think like
oh my soup is cold
which
so it's time to do the thing that I did to the 14 year old black kid that they just think like, oh, my soup is cold.
So it's time to do the thing that I did to the 14-year-old black kid earlier.
It should be a rule then
that like rugby players, AFL players,
they are only allowed to date people as big as them.
So when they have a problem,
it's like, well, this is like,
we're playing that game again.
We're having a scrum right now.
I thought they should be celibate like monks.
Dude, I love that.
Dude, cum retention.
That would make them more powerful.
Oh, that's too scary.
They would be too good.
They'd run through the gates of the stadium.
They'll do like airbending or something.
I don't even know where that would take them.
They start levitating randomly.
They do too much semen retention.
I want to hear what you guys think about this,
but I think that there should be, like, legalized steroids in sports.
I feel like it would genuinely improve it.
I mean, ice field's a separate category.
He still had, like, all natural sports.
Why?
I think everything you should, if you're an athlete,
and we have a better way to be an athlete,
then you're not an athlete if you're not taking steroids.
Like, that's just the best way to be the best at it.
Yeah.
So you're on board with it as well?
I'm completely on board with it.
I'd like to watch it,
but I'd also like to watch a different version.
No, if I can watch a faster man,
I'm going to watch the faster guy.
No, but let's say you have a cyborg Olympics.
Would you want them competing with the steroid guys?
Yes.
So they crush them.
Yeah.
Yeah, body modification all the way like some guys are
cyborgs some guys have like really pushed it to the max with steroids there would be no natural
just like no steroid guy no at all but i mean who cares i don't give a shit i want everybody to look
like fucking baki characters already fucking getting cte and like dying earlier this isn't a
big jump.
It's not like... It would be healthy.
You probably have to work out less to achieve the same results.
You think working out is the least healthy part of sports?
I mean a work-life balance.
You get more of a work-life balance.
I don't think that's why they get fucked up, dude.
I think it is.
I think it is.
They're just stressed out. Nobody's going's going oh thank god i have to work out
less like this is the worst part of my job maybe that's true i just had it all wrong
it's so silly oh my god yeah let's see what do i have here i realize that like this podcast is basically always about
me yelling at austin about all of the things that he did to me over the week and and then like you
know will come again with like one pet peeve that he has and then cutie just kind of also doing that
a little bit so like normally normal podcast the
way they work like we have topics to talk about well we don't really fucking have any topic we're
doing the same thing except for the fact that yeah except for the fact that when i first came down
here i of course didn't plan well ahead of time i just basically hit you guys up and i was like i'm
coming and which was great because you guys were like okay cool uh also you don't have a space
you're like where are you staying that sounds sick it's like oh yeah well because i had the
realization i was like fuck like i haven't told hasan that we don't because the last time i spoke
to you we had a spare room.
And I was like, my brother's living here now.
So I was like, we'll do it, we'll tell him.
And then Alexa was like, no, no, it's cool.
We'll just bunk up and Hassan can stay here.
He was very excited about it.
I don't want to sleep in the same bed with Alex.
Like, it's not appealing to me.
But as long as you got to do things.
Yeah.
Sacrificing.
Sacrificing.
Yeah.
It seems like a big
sacrifice but yeah no i i just totally i was like no i'm staying i was gonna get a hotel but then
uh i felt bad that you were like gonna bunk up ah we we're back up all the time sometimes it's
like spooky here some scary nights this is pretty scary what do
you think of my room is it nice dude this house is so sick it's actually it's covered in trash
right now because i ruined it like i i came i came in and immediately the first thing i did
after getting on the fucking getting off the 15 hour flight was i basically put all of the things that i had in my bags i opened them up in the
middle of the fucking space and there's just stuff everywhere like i sprawled out here it's disgusting
and i'm really sorry for it i don't you shouldn't feel bad because we did tidy before you came
it was you should see what's bad what i do when i come home but my bag is filled with sand it's full of fish it's the same thing that you do yeah well like dead fish it's so much worse it was it was so sick when i
first walked in it's like it's very tastefully decorated like even down to your grandmother's
uh boyfriend dead boyfriend's furniture yeah it's sick like it fits very well your room is awesome there's so much commie shit everywhere
by the way like an unimaginable amount like it's way worse than my house i feel like i have way
less commie shit than you yeah and ours is very aggressive north korean propaganda as well yeah
you have like agit prop everywhere your room is insane i try my best. You read too much.
Like, you read like a trot.
Oh, those aren't for reading.
They're just there.
So you would comment on it on the podcast.
For the babes.
For the babes to come over and be like, wow.
You have a projector in your room.
Yeah, true.
Do you use it?
Yeah, all the time.
I feel like that's not a very good way to, like, watch stuff.
What do you mean?
Is it too bright?
Yeah. Isn't it? It's great. It's great. You don't have to,. What do you mean? Is it too bright? Yeah.
Isn't it?
No, it's great.
It's great.
You don't have to do anything.
You just kind of lie down.
Yes, you do.
You have to press a button, and then you have to wait for it to go zzzz.
And you have to focus it.
You don't have to focus the TV.
You definitely have to move your fucking art piece that you have.
No, no.
It cuts out just underneath that.
Oh, really?
Just on top of that, yeah.
Everything's worked out perfectly. I want to bring it out here to show it
Okay, I'm very, very happy about that
The art piece that you have
I made it last week in preparation for Hasan coming
Wait, really? Did you make it last week?
No, no, no, I was making it
Are you bringing it?
I did make it last week, but do you want me to bring it?
You're getting up
I'm very excited i was gonna
get up and get it he literally is okay it was great when he was making this though because
this was his like first time using the tools in the garage oh so everything was he was just like
how do i use a circular saw and then he would just keep using tools that are incredibly loud
without headphones without earmuffs oh that's. And have you noticed he's completely deaf?
Oh, that's why he's deaf?
He's completely deaf.
He's not completely deaf, but he just can't.
Some would say it's a waste of a harp.
Yeah.
Wait, so.
Yeah.
So I don't understand.
You have to explain this art piece to everybody um so i first explain
what it is to those at home who are listening it's just something to like put put flowers on
um put plants on but it's like it's an old harp it's such a soft boy yeah it is it is
it's um you're ran through you're ran through this is some ran through ass shit
march loves it like immediately that's a red flag right there this is some ran through ass shit it's
a fucking harp that he like gutted uh so it was it was already fucked i got it for like 40 bucks
because the whole soundboard was like lifted off everything was destroyed so i was just like i
could i was gonna just turn it back into a heart but i thought like i'll do something much harder and like less fun which is like make
this fucking thing and like cut it all out and put it yeah you put like a he put like a like a
wooden board in the middle of it and then he just placed a fake plant no it's a real plant that's a
real plant in australia we've got some nice plants. Not everything is artificial grass in Australia.
It looks so fake.
I just didn't even think twice.
I was like, that's a fake plant.
No.
Do you have to take care of it?
Yeah, yeah.
This is a fresh start.
This man's learning that plants are real.
Like, what do you have to do to take care of it?
You're so not ran through.
You never spoke to a girl before.
Wait, you have to water plants?
Wait a minute.
I don't have any plants, dude.
Can we compare it though
to the music instrument
that I have that's art
and then we can see
which one's better?
Yours is better.
Sawed off guitar.
So you...
Oh, shit.
And look, you can place it anywhere.
You can place it anywhere.
So why did you do that well i didn't
see why is he flexing on you right now well because i just remembered i've got an art piece as well
that's fine let him have his moment he's not good at a lot of stuff but he needs he needs yeah when
it comes to fish bags oh man he's fucking yeah i'm great yeah when he comes to fish bags he's like
he's all right but this is the only thing I've made out of
the four years
of making dumb shit
that I was like,
this is actually
kind of nice looking.
It does look very cool.
Yeah.
It's like actually
an art piece.
Yeah.
When I saw the harp,
I was like,
that's actually an art piece.
As well.
No, it's not done.
I got a lack of this stuff.
It'll be the same color
as the rest of the harp.
And then we're done.
I don't want bigger plants.
What do you have to do to take care of these fucking plants?
Just water them.
Is that a question?
There's some sunlight in there, but I got ones that are good in the dark.
See, that's a good question because some plants you can keep in the dark
and other plants you have to not water that much.
Some plants you water too much.
But I'll say, when you buy a plant,
there's a little tag. It says,
water me this, put me in the sun for this long.
Yeah, you have a lot of
shrubbery in here.
He loves nature. He's one of those nature pedophiles.
Yeah, it's weird, dude.
How much you love nature is odd.
No, it's not.
It's the coolest thing there is.
The nature is the coolest thing there is?
And you get to shoot it.
We got like fucking Hadron colliders.
You think nature is the coolest thing?
Fuck that.
I'm so not on the nature thing.
You're not a hard-on collider guy.
That's your brother.
Hard-on collider.
You got a hard-on for a hard-on collider?
He's a hard-on collider.
Yeah, but I still appreciate it appreciate it yes so do i i'm not saying i don't
like that i i i just love i love conquering nature i i legitimately like when i go up into
the fucking mounds like my brother would be like oh let's go off-roading i'm like so fucking lame
whatever it makes no sense there's no goal the goal is to get stuck so you can get unstuck.
Yeah.
That makes no sense.
I also hate that.
You drove like 100 miles into like dirt.
Yeah.
So you can undirt yourself.
That makes no fucking sense to me.
But the thing that I always look at is like when we're on the mountaintops, I'm like,
fuck, man.
Look at these big ass beams bringing power into the fucking city. And I'm like, fuck, man. Look at these big-ass beams bringing power into the fucking city.
And I'm like, yeah, fuck you, nature.
See, I like that as well.
I like both.
You have to choose.
No?
No, you have to choose one right now.
You're a centrist.
No.
Okay, brutalist.
Brutalist, like gray blocks for public housing or fucking nature.
I want brutalist
but like a plant
is growing all over it.
Okay, that does sound
like Last of Us.
That's what I want.
That sounds kind of cool.
Actually, fuck.
Okay, you win that one.
I'll take it.
I'll take that.
I like that you guys
did your art,
like your show.
No, he just put his
in front of mine.
He just couldn't handle.
It's show and tell though.
Also, I heard you
talking shit over that
I never use tools.
I made a whole ass guitar.
He could hear you?
Yeah.
Turns out he's not that deaf.
Yeah, so take it back, Alexa.
Thank you.
Wait, you made a whole ass guitar?
Yeah.
It's not here though.
I definitely made it.
Where is it?
It's at a friend's house.
It's a...
That sounds so fake.
Yeah.
Well, it's because You started telling the story
And you're like
This doesn't
Sound believable
I'm like it's not here
It's at a Fred's house
That's it
Yeah
Yeah
It's like
Just like your girlfriend
Yeah
She goes to another school
Sure
Definitely
Yeah
She likes me
She thinks I'm really cool
She loves my art piece
You did say that
Literally No she She inspired it Because because i'm not gonna make a
harp she's like well why don't you make a plant thing and i'm like because i wanted to have a
big plan in the middle of my room it's like why not do both well win win win win for everybody
yeah but you have like what are the other things you have on the wall you have like a no human sign
oh yeah you can read mandarin oh no sorry the picture says no humans
i can't read mandarin
it was a big metal sign we were um we're in beijing and we were um doing like urban exploring
so we're trying to like break into like these abandoned factories it's like the largest steel
works in china um and they closed them because of the beijing olympic games because they're
producing too much pollution and there it's like the size of i don't know three times this suburb
what's what is an american how many football fields or like oh just for the factory just for
the factory the biggest building i've ever seen in my life and it was overrun with stray dogs
it was pretty terrifying it was overrun with stray dogs.
It was pretty terrifying.
It was fucked.
There were times when we like entered a room,
pitch black,
stepped on broken glass.
And then we just heard like,
fuck.
And we would just start sprinting away.
And had 10 kids. Well, sometimes you got like rabies issues.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was bad.
Well, I got a rabies injection
because I got fucking scratched by a dog.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, yeah.
Not on that trip, but later.
We cheated the system as well because it was before we had any money at all and um we were traveling to china and like
you're meant to get really you don't really we don't have money now either but like no that's
not what i was saying you mean his spending habits i don't spend money either but uh you are so
fucking frugal now we'll get to that in a second then it was worse and like we um i think it's like
120 bucks to get like a rabies injection.
And we're going to go to China
and go to all these dodgy places.
And we're just like,
we don't need to get the injections.
There's a scheme you can do.
If you get exposed and you come back and you say,
we call like the government hotline,
you're like, fuck, fuck, I have rabies.
Because it like doesn't exist in Australia.
They take it so seriously and they rush you out
and they give you the injection free.
It's like literally, because it happened to me,
I came back and was like i told them within two
hours they had this really incredibly expensive medication sent to me sent to my it wasn't
incredibly expensive we just didn't want to spend like a hundred no but the vials are once they did
once they actually have to give you the the injections and then the funny thing is my doctor
fucked it up he didn't shake up the bottle and he just gave me the saline on top of the actual thing
then i like it hurt more than usual i was walking home and he gives me a call he's like alex you're
gonna have to come back i um i only gave you salt water in the needle and i'd been scratched by a
dog so i was like that risk so oh my god yeah i heard about i heard you didn't cheat the system
you definitely just needed a ring i know I should have just done that before though.
Yeah.
But I cheated the system
because I didn't get scratched by a dog,
but I'm like, this shit's free.
Like, fuck yeah.
I called them.
I'm like, I got scratched.
You got one too?
That's what I told you.
I was just like, oh, I got scratched by a dog.
But like, I didn't have any like marks anywhere.
So I was like, how do I, how do I make this believable?
I'm like, oh, maybe I was petting it.
It like bit my finger.
And I'm like, yeah, I got, I got bitten my finger.
They're like, oh, that's bad.
I'm like, what do you mean?
And it's just like, oh, because, you know,
like we have to flood the zone with like the rabies vaccine.
And because the finger is so small,
they can't fit enough into it.
So they were just like,
we're just going to have to pump as much of this stuff into your finger as we can.
And you're like, yes.
It was so painful that my finger was like twice the size,
just swelling with liquid.
You fucking deserve it.
You're like that guy in America that got vaccinated 120 times for some reason.
That's you.
Well, I'm immune to rabies now.
For free.
And I didn't have to get bitten by a dog.
That's insane. You guys have done a whole lot of crazy shit.
You literally went to China to the dog eating thing as well,
which you guys never really,
you never really released it.
That's my bad.
I'm just like too lazy.
It's still potentially going to be released.
I'd like to put it out.
It's just like,
it's such a big project
and there's so many like quicker things
that like we can get out.
Yeah, you do work a lot.
Yeah.
There's so much going on. You know how long it took to make this thing it takes
you can't tell that story after showing that yeah that's crazy i know
you're you're held up with all of the fuel efficiency that you engage oh yeah yeah yeah
i'm i'm producing fuel for australia by driving my car so yeah
wait before we talk about your your frugal habits um yeah let's let's talk about the the other yeah
when you went to china to the to the dog eating festival is that what yeah i mean because i when
you guys first told me so before we continue here all three of us are big cinnaboos in in which like it's the opposite of i guess a cinephobe
or cinephiles i would like we like china we think china is chill like it's cool it's developing
it's great it's developed it's awesome um so when you guys told me about that i always thought that
it was fake yeah like the dog eating thing i always i was like oh here we go again this is
like another fucking fake bullshit like yeah no they just straight up do I always thought it was like, oh, here we go again. This is like another fucking fake bullshit.
Yeah.
No, they just straight up do it.
It is, but it's like, I don't know how real it is now.
Like the Chinese government has over time been like putting pressure on it.
You think they were like, yo, this shit's like looking, this is a bad look.
It looks bad.
It literally was.
Xi Jinping was like, yo, white women love dogs, bro.
We got to cut this shit out right now.
It was interesting though because it it was never completely legal.
It's always in a gray zone.
So you're not allowed to eat meat that doesn't have certain certifications,
and you can't breed dogs for eating.
So they're exclusively street dogs,
and it's kind of like authorities in the regions that like dogs,
like down south, they kind of just look away
because the festival brings a lot of money in like a lot of tourists um so like people do straight up
travel to be like oh i can't wait to eat the dog yeah and it was interesting interviewing the people
there because there were some people that like dog is the best fucking meat you've ever had
and they were also like yeah we had so much it was like kilograms of dog that day Was it good?
It was kind of like lamb
It was a bit like lamb
But you know how
Like lamb is thick meat
This was like you know when you get like
Chinese chicken where they like
They get it
It's hanging up
And they chop it up
So it's cut
Not in fillets
So you've got a lot of bones
Every piece we had
Like a little bone
It was very bony
So you had to kind of pull it off
Speaking of bones
I fucking almost
chipped my tooth
on a dog's dick
when I was there
they gave me
you presented that
like you suck
the dog's dick bro
kind of
it wasn't alive
I don't know
if that makes it better
but like
we have this on video
as well
yeah yeah
so one of the
dudes there
gives it to me
and like we don't
speak any
not even Mandarin
why do you present it like that okay cool We don't speak any, not even Mandarin.
Why do you present it like that?
Okay, go on.
Sorry.
So you suck the dead dog's penis? I suck the dead dog's dick.
This is going to get demonetized.
So I don't speak, it was Cantonese down there.
And the guy was kind of explaining to me like,
if you eat it, you'll have really strong ere erections that was a big thing for everyone they kept saying
food though it wasn't just dogs like everything you fucking eat gives you an erection they're
just like all this salad yeah were you just like super hard the whole time no he was super soft
that's all i like this guy's around us are really hard yeah yeah maybe you get the whole life like
yeah i don't i don't get that but yeah, there's a lot of exotic meats that you consume to get your dick hard.
I don't know what's up with that.
Why is everybody always so stressed about this shit?
Yeah, but what if you're a woman as well?
You're just like, this meat's not for me.
It makes your pussy harder.
It makes your pussy harder, yeah.
It makes your clit super hard.
It's fucking crazy.
This guy gave me the dick of the dog.
And I was like, oh, sick.
I can't wait to try this.
And I thought it was like my dick.
I just kind of assumed it was just like a meaty kind of thing.
And I went to just bite into it.
But they have this thing called like a baculum.
So dogs have like a bone in their boner.
So it's like the bone comes out when they want to have sex,
like surrounded by meat.
Yeah, it's not like a soft thing.
And it fucking hurts to bite.
And they knew he was going gonna do that as well.
So I think they just started laughing at you immediately.
I think they laughed at me
because I ate it like an idiot.
Yeah, but also I don't think you meant to eat it.
I think that's them being like, dumb white guys.
No, no, they definitely did.
That's also like the funniest way to like dunk on someone
is like, this idiot doesn't know how to eat dog dicks.
You've never done that before.
What a loser, dude.
How embarrassing. I ate dog dicks for breakfast like what the fuck um yeah i i don't
understand that i don't understand it it like i guess it's just i mean it kind of does make sense
because it's like it's an animal so that's what they would justify and they were saying like when
we we had a translator there we're talking to a lot of people and they were like, look, people in India don't eat cows.
That's their sacred animal, but Americans eat so much cows.
But they're eating more meat rather than less meat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
But they also say-
I don't think Indians are like looking at Americans being like,
I can't believe they're eating cows.
I think some of them might be like that.
People think it's gross. Yeah. Maybe you're right. a lot big part of it was that but then it in a way wasn't
that as well because a lot i think the majority of chinese people um don't like that don't eat dog
and then they were just not even for westerners hiding it from chinese people like they were just
on edge they didn't say dog anywhere it was called like crispy best meat or something crispy best what was it called succulent yeah there was a name
like a euphemism for it they would say yeah you can't advertise it yeah the reason why i asked if
it was like actually good is like because what if it is just fire it's not you have and you're like
this is the greatest meat i've ever had in my entire life that's why they're like the government can't stop us like they're just like dude no fuck this that's what
i found so funny this is like the new falun gong movement like but instead of weird meditation
shit and like not allowing race mixing or whatever the fuck the falun gong guys believe in they're
like no we have to have dog meat the cia starts working with the dog meat people they're doing shen yun but like in america where they're like you have to eat the dog meat it's so
good that's what i found really weird about some of the interviews because like a lot of it felt
pretty american like the way these people were talking about it like the government can't stop
us like i can eat whatever i want like you can't tell people what to do it was it was just i don't
know it felt like like we did it back to back.
Like freedom in consumption is such a like funny.
Yeah.
If we just start getting suspicious articles placed in like the New York
times about how like these brave warriors fighting against their oppressive
regime in China.
And it's just the dog guys.
I'm going to know that they were watching the podcast and they're like,
that's the thing. That's the new thing. That's how were watching the podcast and they're like, that's the thing.
That's the new thing.
That's how we do it.
That's how we hit
these guys hard.
It's funny though
because like,
I don't know what it's like now
but at the time
they were making
a documentary in Korea,
they have like
a dog meat industry.
Like it's completely legalized.
You have dogs that are bred
like specifically for
like meat.
Wait,
they eat dog meat
in Korea too?
Like factory farm.
It's not illegal.
How come we don't
fucking hear about Koreans eating dog all the time? You know they eat dog in in Korea too? Yeah. Like factory farm. It's not illegal. How come we don't fucking hear about Koreans eating dog all the time?
You know they eat dog in Switzerland as well.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Not at the same scale, but it's like there's a holiday?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like all these mountain villages.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But that's why we did it, because it's always framed as China.
It's a Chinese thing.
Chinese people are barbaric.
But, like, they don't even fucking, like, they don't do it as freely as other countries do.
Yeah.
There's a shame to it.
Like, so when they're eating it in Switzerland, there's, like, they're doing it, like, secretly.
Yeah.
But in Korea, they just have farms.
Yeah.
Little factory farms for dogs.
You can look it up.
There's, like, a specific kind of dog breed that's just for me.
It's like a mastiff.
It's like a big, big guy.
Is he cute?
Yeah.
I mean, all animals are cute.
Pigs are cute.
That's true.
But like, I don't give a fuck.
You know what I mean?
Like I've pet a pig, you know, they're like, well, pigs are like kind of gnarly.
Have you guys ever like been in contact with a pig?
Yeah.
We got in contact with a big fucking.
This is when we're filming this. Fucked your ass your ass yeah i got bitten on the ass by a giant
pig it was so fucking painful this was a big like i don't know they're really big two three hundred
kilos maybe it was like impossible like when it walks past you just like it's like a truck like
the air that comes with it like pushes you back it was so that's too big it's not true but it was felt very similar
no i i i mean i i only pet like little teacup pigs that are not like actually small pigs there's no
such thing as like a miniature pig yeah that's a lie that they just tell yeah yeah and then you're
just stuck with this like behemoth in your house but like when they're little babies in in japan i went
and like pet them and like their hair is kind of coarse yeah and it's like sparse yeah yeah and
like you can see their skin it was a little like liver spots on their back yeah they're very cute
but like but like also kind of gross they look like a fat english man yeah but the best thing
about this pig interaction was
we were looking for cute pigs to film so we contacted a guy on facebook marketplace that
said he had these miniature pigs and he's like yeah my figs my pigs you can come film them
they're really cute we're like sure we rock up at this bogey guy's house and it was like
i don't know it looked a bit like a like a pig sty like a pig sty very good and then this pig
just came up first thing he did was massive,
was just like take a chunk out of Alexa's arm.
It was so bad.
Like beat you so hard.
You fucking...
And like...
You were bleeding?
Yeah.
That just scared me for the rest of the day.
I'm like, how the fuck are we going to film this?
Like these...
Oh, it's terrifying.
These are like...
I don't know what this guy was doing.
It's food.
You're like, pigs are not friends.
They're food.
Yeah, changed my mind completely.
There are nice pigs out there.
This guy was just... Yeah, I mean, they are not friends yeah there are nice pigs out there this
guy i mean they're also super smart too yeah but that's what i was saying like i love uh winnie the
moo is a cow in maya's uh sanctuary alveas and like i love that fucking thing uh it's like a big
stupid dog you know they got big eyelashes yeah they're very cute they love like there's like a
spot i feel like when you connect with
an animal like when you when you find their spot when you're scratching it they go oh this is so
good that's when you're like oh fuck i don't feel that way about cows at all i still want to eat
that shit like i don't give a fuck but dogs is just it's you know i i know it's like hypocritical
technically actually it's hypocritical but like it does feel weird yeah no i can understand it
did feel weird being there because the point of the docker was to talk about that point it felt
weird when you ate a kilo of dog meat well i mean it's just like we're white this feels so weird
we're white people at like a dog meat festival like chances are we're activists we really every
time we sat at a table to interview people we we needed to kind of like prove that we're like on
there we literally had the cops come up and then they saw us eating the the dog meat and they were So we really, every time we sat at a table to interview people, we needed to kind of like prove that we're like on there.
We literally had the cops come up and then they saw us eating the dog meat and they were literally like, oh, these guys are kind of cool.
They took some photos with us.
They watched us eat them.
Like literally our plan of eating as much two kilos of dog each worked so well. Yeah, it was perfect.
Everyone was like, these white guys love dog.
Like fuck.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But it was like a wider kind of anti-capitalist
point um in the docker that doesn't exist but like um it's uh we're following these like anti
because you're too busy yeah exactly we're following these anti-dog meat activists who like
can i even reveal this like i won't say the person, but should I reveal the kind of twist?
Maybe not.
Don't reveal the twist.
Save it for the...
Dude.
Okay, never mind.
Leave it as a cliffhanger.
But we stumbled upon a sweatshop, which is very important in the story.
Yeah.
Anyway.
The activist...
Never mind.
I don't know what the...
I don't even want to speculate. I don't even want to speculate.
I don't even want to speculate.
It's good.
But yeah, when the documentary does come out,
you guys will watch it if it does come out.
We should be spruiking a docker that's never coming out.
It's coming out.
I hope so.
It's coming.
It's just where...
Or you don't even know if they still do it.
That's so long.
I think we actually heard them don't do it.
We're obviously like seven years ago.
So we look young.
I think they don't do it anymore.
Someone told us after COVID
they shut all the wet markets.
Yeah.
We filmed this just...
I don't think they shut wet markets.
I think they got rid
of the dog shelters.
Yeah.
They thought dogs were vectors
for spreading COVID.
And like,
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know what happened
after that.
Dude,
there's so many dogs
that you could have eaten
that they just like killed and buried somewhere,
including the fucking steel mill that you guys went to.
That's why I thought about the dog.
When you talked about the stray dogs in the steel mill,
I was like, damn, there's a lot of dogs
you can fucking just round up.
You know, what are they going to do?
It's better to just eat them than fucking kill them
and not use their meat.
You know what I mean?
I didn't know that
there's like a successful korean dog meat industry i don't know if it still exists they had pressure
i think during the seoul olympics ages ago to close it but it did nothing why is it always
the olympics why does the olympics make people be like yeah we got to change our country because
we're playing a sport i think that's just an advertising thing oh yeah yeah oh they banned it and jen dude in your documentary is never coming out
because like even the flip side of it is gone what is it the consumption of dog meat is heavily
restricted and soon to be illegal in south korea on january 9th 2024 oh i'm far the south korean
parliament unanimously passed a law banning the distribution and sale of dog meat to take effect in three years.
Oh my god.
That's how you know they fucking still eat that shit.
This is so widespread.
We can't just shut it down tomorrow.
It's going to take at least three years.
It's like a whole industry.
How do you even like replace those jobs and those factories?
Well, I guess you just put pigs in there instead of dogs
and then you're fine.
Yeah, exactly.
It's so funny because I'm rooting for people
to keep eating dogs just so we can release his dog right now.
Yeah.
I got three years.
I got a deadline.
It's been like seven years.
I need another three.
I got a good decade to get this out.
It does sometimes take you guys a long time
to finally complete projects.
You told me about torturing me the first time
a year ago when you came and stayed at my house.
Yeah.
It took me to come out to Australia to complete the project,
which is still not complete.
No, no.
I mean, we've done as much on this as I have on the dog meat thing.
So it could be another 10 years.
America is going to, by the time you take this out,
America is going to apologize for torturing.
We're going to find out they never even tortured.
We'll just change the country then.
Yeah.
It'll be like,
I can't believe Australia does this.
Russia does this.
It's true.
There's plenty of countries that still torture.
So you can just like massage it a little bit.
And the techniques are always the same.
Yeah,
true.
Yeah.
They do rely on old school methods.
I'm just looking at like dog meat for sale in the Gyeongdong market in 2007.
Is that in Korea? Gag yeah even you just reading that out makes it sound delicious yeah it was sound too much like bulgogi
yeah it was so nice in china because they'd like fry it up with like ginger and and soy sauce he's
actually getting nostalgic about eating no it's like the smell I mean it has nothing to do with dog
it's like what they
what the sauces
they put in it
like just really good
Chinese food
consumption of dog meat
has experienced
a precipitous decline
over the past three decades
in South Korea
this has been attributed
to changes in legislation
a couple white boys
with swag
coming to China
and also to Korea
to find out
the consumption of dog meat
no
he did that really well
he fucking killed me.
Even when you said white boys with swag,
I was like, this could still be real.
It could still be us.
But we don't have swag,
so probably not about us.
Demographic decline in the minority
that consumes dog meat
and the increasing number of dogs owned as pets.
Estimates of the number of animals consumed
vary widely and are subject to a significant debate.
Foreign media often quotes estimates
of one or two million dogs consumed per year.
I guess that's like kind of small when you think about it.
Yeah, we're doing the numbers and it's like there are some insane things for me.
Like I think like something like 5 million, 50 million.
I've got to find out how many pigs just get thrown out.
There are in 2020, the Ministry of Agriculture, Food and R rural affairs reported 200 registered dog farms
and there were still unregistered farms in the country on top of that so you're right it was
like out in the open and i never even knew about it i only knew about like the them doing the
festival in china it's funny i traveled to vietnam when i was like 19 and um there's a bit of dog
meat down south and the funny kind of cultural thing, because like Vietnam is like Buddhist,
but you've also got lots of Catholics
from like the French colonization.
And it's like only the Catholics that eat dogs.
The Buddhists are like, oh, yuck.
It's like a Catholic thing.
So dog markets get really big around Christmas.
But are Buddhists vegetarian?
Why the fuck do the Catholics eat the dog meat?
I don't know.
That's so strange. You should investigate that. Maybe they were poorer the Catholics eat the dog meat? I don't know. That's so strange.
You should investigate that.
Maybe they were poorer?
I don't even know.
I don't know what the...
They got the...
Yeah, they converted the broke boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They didn't have that Buddhist mindset.
Broke is a mindset.
That's wild.
You guys have done a lot of crazy shit.
Many people here probably don't even know.
They're like, oh, yeah, you do do engineering videos and you broke into the cia base uh but like you have i i knew about these guys many many years
ago before i ever met them and had totally forgotten about them basically because of the
haircut documentary do you know how you found because that wasn't really big on youtube that
was like what about like 15 000 maybe that was like it would have had like
15 000 maybe it was like a socialist reddit or something like that i think that's probably what
it was because like especially in the early days of my of my twitch stream i definitely had a lot
of like like hardline like you know 10 20 year communist like people that were like oh finally
we found a space for ourselves that they wanted to fuck up
because that's like the number one thing that socialists love doing is like going in infiltrating
spaces and fucking the vibes up and they probably loved it because they're like there's a there's a
phenomenon left book way back in the day that i observed that i thought was very strange like
people that would say not that like
north korea was like in a shitty situation because of sanctions which is understandable and normal
and true to say but they would also they would literally go so far as to say that like they eat
hamburgers every day in north korea yeah there's no homelessness yeah yeah people that would like
hype up north korea from like iowa like an iowa maoist who's like dude
you don't understand the democratic people's republic of korea it's sweet and it's like no
it's not because you would live there if it was fucking sweet yeah yeah we had a lot of those
people get in contact with us after uh the korean video but then also strangely a lot of like
almost conservative right-wing people that almost liked it from like a anti-government point
of view i remember we even went on like a right wing like he was just wanting to chat to us about
like oh anti-media stuff it was interesting that there was a crossover there yeah like for those
of you who didn't watch it's a great documentary i i highly recommend it they go to north korea to
like dispel a lot of the rumors about like the dispel a lot of the like
false stuff that always circulates in uh in not just social media but like mainstream media about
north korea like oh kim jong-un like you know ate his enemies or whatever yeah he killed his uncle
by feeding him to 150 starving dogs yeah yeah that's a lot of dogs and which is funny because
that could have eaten the dogs. It's so crazy.
How do they...
Eating the dogs.
Exactly.
Too many dogs to just waste.
Which is really funny to think about
because like,
Yanmi Park still does that shit.
Like, very successfully.
And people love eating it up
because like,
I think it's just copium.
Like, we need something to be like...
There must be a worse place.
So much worse than our situation.
Thank God we don't have healthcare
because we could be like Korea.
I was fascinated by it
because I obviously thought
that there's a lot of...
What's going on?
It's Lucas.
They're just talking.
I got scared.
I thought there was a crowd of people coming into your house.
They're finally, the CIA is like, they're like all three of them are here.
Drone strike them now.
But yeah, no, I thought it was really good.
And you go and you get the haircut, which you suspiciously have never changed since you got the fucking haircut.
It was the best haircut i ever had
no it's weird because he had long hair before the fucking haircut documentary
and ever since then you've only had this hair i always show them the exact same photo from
the documentary just like i want to look like i did when i was in grade yeah yeah it's just
like i only get a haircut like once a year okay what's up oh he's just giving us that we're in
an hour so we can move on to the paywall stuff to get into like the real the real
yeah we'll we'll we'll hide eating the dog dick wasn't the the bad like i can't get it
that's like that's like half the fucking story there's so much more that you can hear behind
the paywall at patreon.com slash fearann
where we'll talk about more of their travel stories
in a little bit.
So go to patreon.com slash fearann.
But yes,
before we do that,
where can people find you? What do you want to shout out?
YouTube. Boyboy on YouTube.
Great channel.
I did a thing. YouTube. And Boyboy as well.
Yeah. He's double-dipping. It's a great channel. I did a thing, YouTube, and Boy Boy as well. Yeah.
Yeah.
He's double dipping.
That's true.
I did a things,
a channel is,
I mean,
you also do a little bit of,
you do a little bit of political commentary.
I try to mix it in
when I'm kind of like
a little bit bored
with just making something stupid.
I'm like,
oh,
I'll talk about something.
Like you do the man catchers.
A little bit real.
Yeah,
exactly.
Very pro police. Oh, you did the man catchers. A little bit real. Yeah, exactly. Very pro-police.
Oh, you did the Black Lives Matter one
where you show protesters how to survive different...
I mean, it's not very good advice.
I don't think you should make your own bulletproof vest
and think you can get shot with an American gun.
Yeah, or when you did the school shooting one.
Oh, yeah, great.
That was a good video.
Thanks.
But yeah, anyway, we. That was a good video.
But yeah, anyway,
we're going to talk more about some of you guys' adventures
and also I'm going to tease
an adventure that we're going to go on.
So, see you on the next one.