Fin vs History - I Have A Dream (That You Should All F*ck Off) | Idi Amin (Part 2/4)

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

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Welcome back listeners to Finn versus history. It's part two of the Ediamine series. I'm joined by Horatio Gould. Why are you gay? Why are you not on the Patreon? This is... Why you're not pay? Why you not pay?

Are you not gay? Are you gay? Only gay no pay. You eat the poo-poo or pay for the petchage? We're into part two. Big Daddy's in power. Yeah. I'm wearing my hat to a slant.

This is a cool dictator. Is it? Yeah. So this is what... Steve. Shimi with the skateboard as a detator. Yeah. So a detator, his main thing is to attempt to get with the youth.

Edia means first, the first person, the first world reader. The first world reader. The first world reader. The first world reader to recognize idiomine. It's going to be a big episode for Asians this. The first world leader to recognize Ediamine is none other than our old friend, friend of the pod, my goat himself. My goat.

British Prime Minister Edward Heath Yes Pour one out for Ted Go on He doesn't see women But he sees Idi Amin Yes

You're a man I can get on with You're a massive man I can see all of you Imagine Heath and Amin In linecloths wrestling And all that'd be nice I think he'd be more Iddy would be cradling Heath

Because he's essentially Well he's like a baby Like in the puppy Potentially Heath Eid de Poupo Potentially Behind doors he might eat de Pupu Are we saying Eat de Pupu is now Slur for being gay

Right That's how it was No I know but I just Are we calling Edward Heath in Edibuble? Right, okay, fine. We are. Ted Heath is one of the first world leaders to recognize Amin because sees Ediamin as a bulwark against communism.

Because Milton Abote, not Milton Jones, had been leaning left and Edia mean has snatched power from him and is now in control of Uganda. And Amin promises, first off, that he will not nationalize the British owned industries and the British officials, they think they can control him. But this is the same pattern in every single one of these we've done pretty much, right? It's like decolonization, madman gets put in, stated by the West because they think he's going to stop communism, ends up genociding his own people.

It's the same in every single. Which is still better than communism. Yeah, of course. So it's win-win. Yeah. Israel supports Amin's rise to power. These days. These days.

Israel wants a friendly African nation, Hylodea, to buffer against the Arab country. countries in North Africa. I like the idea of a friendly African nation. Does sound like a great place. Yeah. Yeah. You know, if that's all Israel wanted, that'd be fine, wouldn't it? Yeah.

But actually, Uganda was originally going to be Israel. Do you know that? Yes, we talked about that, yeah. There was a moment where they were like, let's make a protectorate for the Jews in Uganda. What could have been? Africa Corps would be very different. I feel that I feel that there would have been another mess.

You didn't they make a mess wherever they go? No. Is that what you're saying? It's not what I'm saying. It's not what I'm saying. That's what you're saying. I'm just saying. Just seeing.

region's pretty spicy, is it. It is quite spicy. I don't think it would be a peaceful gaiters community for Israel. No, you probably have people with blue hair saying free Kenya, but whatever. Anyway, Amin's first state visit is to Israel. And this is, again, this is pre-his love affair with Gaddafi. Colonel Goddafi is not this hot on Israel. Just going to the Colonel. The Colonel. Colonel of our hearts. After Israel, Edie Amin flies unannounced to London to meet the Queen. only he knows that he's going to meet the queen he arrives he l'u dear where is the queen where is your queen

he tells her that his visit is a pretext for a shopping spree because he fucking loves going shopping and the edie mean be shopping yeah he claims London oxen street you know marble arch he does it all he claims London's the only place he could find size 14 shoes so at one point I think there was a I think every week

there was a plane left open for him at Heathrow that they just load up with like suits, whiskey, you know, caviar, whatever. He's a shopaholic. He's a shopper. I've got a bit of a problem with shop.

I'm a bit of a shopper. Are you? I've become a bit of a problem. I can't stop. You know, because I live with Paddy and Paddy says that if he needs to get at least

30 sponsored ads before he'd buy that. He needs to break him down. Right. I can do it first time. I want that. Yeah. Just straight away.

So I'm pretty, susceptible. It's quite a... You're quite womanly in that regard. I'm quite womanly in that. My wife, my God. And BB does never shops. So she's kind of the bloke in that situation. And I'm always... So she's got to fold up your cardboard from all your internet. That's what I do. And I take my stress out by folding up the cardboard in the recycling bin aggressively. I have a little, I take a little knife out there and I'll stab the cardboard like that.

And I'm fine. I don't need therapy. I've got my little knife and my cardboard. My wife insists on buying things. Yeah. Anyway, it's all crap as well. Yeah, I mean, I'm a sucker. What are you buying then? I'm just all sorts of things. Close. I bought fiber powder recently. Fiber powder.

So it's like fiber supplements. Eat the poo poo. Need de pooh. Need de pooh. Need a pooh. I mean, that's a great branding for fiber. Need a pooh? Need a pooh?

Eat a powder. Get the guy who did eat the poo and let him have like a memeified career resurgence similar to why are you gay man. So he goes to his. now he then goes shopping Ediamine be shopping. At home however, he's not he's not quite as jolly as he's making it seem

problems at home. Problems at home. Edia mean's got problems at home. Maybe the shopping is covering up for the fact that he's got a black eye a lot going on at home. The country has fallen down the stairs. We don't know if anyone's hit the country the country's aren't on the door with two black eyes

and they're saying they fell down the stairs and I'm taking that of face value. Amin reappoints himself, Commander of the army, but it must be stressed that the military coup is just done. That's not really the army. It's like a few thousand people in the army. Do it cuckoo? Do the army, do the cuckoo?

Yeah, he didn't mean do de cuckoo. So it's only really like his mates in the army that are actually taking control. Sounds like a fucking, what a time. I mean, it's basically a WhatsApp thread that's gone, fuck it. Let's run the country. And then they're now like, oh shit, this isn't even the main army WhatsApp thread. this is a thread that we joined

to complain about the other guys in the army so now they have to clean house which they do fairly robustly right it's end of tenancy clean

deep clean we're deep clean in the army otherwise known as a purge he extinguishes any opposing voice political or military and his former health minister Henry Kiyemba later said even Amin does not know

how many people he's ordered to be executed at the country is littered with bodies. Yeah. So he purges what the members of the army who belong to the Acholi and Langi tribes. He just lines them up.

He shoots them. Supposedly he visits the morgue at night to taunt his dead enemies, which seems like rubbing it in. Tough on crime. Tough on the causes of crime. Opens the morgue. Ha ha!

I mean, it seems slightly like Nelson for the sim. I don't know why you're doing that. Yeah, he's a cartoon bully. Yes, yeah, he is. He orders 36 senior soldiers to come to a special training. And then when they get there,

he just bayon at that. them to death. That's quite funny though. That is quite funny. Yeah. It's a, you know. No, no, no. Special training. It's a pullback and reveal. Special training. Yeah. Because I wouldn't be expecting that. So it would be. He invites others to meetings, locks the doors and throws grenades in. I mean, it is quite a funny way of doing it. You know, it's called a clown car.

You know, mass death. It's like, you know, you're comparing this to, like, the Stalinist purges. But you know, the bangers, the things that, the things you're snapping things. Yeah. It's like that. Stink bombs. No, no. You know what I'm talking about. They're like little bits of flip.

Firecrackers. It's like that. It's a bit fun. But instead it's grenades and they die. Yeah, in a locked room. It's not the same. Well, that's simulating that. He's just doing it for real.

Right. Yes. That's true. So by early 19702, he's killed around 5,000 soldiers. So he's taken revenge on the people who tried to stop the coup. Anyone he thinks is still loyal to Abote, who is in... Abote was coming back from Singapore on a plane, and then Herdomene was in charge and just diverts the plane to Tanzania and just sort of rocks up there.

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rate and throw cutlery at it. 3D dartboard. It would mean, maybe if I was sober. 180. I feel if I'd just arrived, that would be pretty harrowing. Four or five wines deep.

The head comes out. I think it's just after, after dinner. Before dessert. Before dessert. Yeah. You've had your main. I think when you're settled in.

Yeah. I just don't think you're open with it. Not with the nibbles, Idy. Okay. It's a bit of strong with the nibbles. Yeah. What is it,

you know, with Pistorius where I could only I can really imagine Pistorius shooting his wife through the door of my toilet by show with my brother. You have a lack of empathy when it comes to the toilet. You can't imagine another toilet. So in the Pistorius patron episode

you said that you imagine he did it in your toilet. I can only picture it there. I always have. And this one, I can imagine it. I used to live in a warehouse with a massive lamp and we had a big freezer and I can only really imagine this in my old, in what the warehouse like, idiomene in my warehouse. Is it like a best freezer.

Yes, you could put a body in the freezer. You could definitely fit ahead in there. Right. But yeah, we had a big lamp and I can imagine ID in there. Right. That's all. Right.

Thank you. No worries. I think you should start saying thank you after your interjections more. As if you've... But thank you like a folk singer when he's just done a song. Thank you. Thank you. That was a new one I was trying.

Thank you. So this interjection's cool. If you could actually type to them before you do it as well. This one's called another Pooest. story. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks very much. So in early 72, Edia means men murder hundreds of Abotei supporters. Again, a boate supporter sounds like a slur on the Tanzanian border. 20,000 of them then flee into Tanzania. The bloodbath is so extensive that bodies clog a hydroelectric dam on Lake Victoria faster than crocodiles could eat them. Okay. He loves sending people

feed them to the crox. Yeah. That's his thing. Yeah, it's a cartoon. It is a cartoon. It's not the Falkirk wheel. Why do you get the Falkirk wheel? I don't know.

I can just imagine all the bodies on the Falkirk wheel. I'm in a different place to you guys in this episode. Yeah. Clearly. I'm at mine or in Scotland. We're in Uganda.

To be fair, we haven't placed... I mean, where this country's going, the Falkirk wheel will probably be clogged with bodies. Right. We haven't placed this, which is maybe why Charlie's can't get a grip.

Yeah. We're in 1970, in Uganda. Would you like to place 971 for us? So that is after LBJ and his big knob

got sworn into office which was... The biggest knob in American president has ever had has been in office and has left. And it's before

the smallest knob I would say in American office Jimmy Carter and his cardigans. We haven't really talked about Jimmy Carter but I do want to get on

to Jimmy Carter but I would reckon it's between the biggest and smallest knobs ever to be. Well, he was a peanut farmer, which sounds like a slur for someone who's small one of small. He wore cardigans.

Peanut farmer. Can we try and find out, Jimmy, so that's Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday. I bet, man, his no one's knob has been smaller than Jimmy Carter on his 100th birthday. Yeah, the video of Jimmy Carter enjoying his 100th birthday. I don't think he's enjoying anything. But can we just try and find out if we get a sense of how... Yeah, if he gets censored the size of the knob.

I would wreck... Look. Christ. That, he, right now, he's the size of LBJ's not. Being wheeled out. LBJ's knob. is in a wheelchair looking at an air display for his hundredth birthday. He was approximately 5-9 and half inches tall.

Five-nine, five, okay. A history of severe recurring haemorrhoids. I don't know if that means anything. That caused incapacitation in 1978. Wow, so he could not do his presidential duties because he had piles. Yeah. Now, I've had piles for months, and I've been podcasting fine. Right.

So he clearly, I mean, this man was probably the worst person. There was something else going on. Yeah. But I'd say that between the, conjecturally, biggest and small as knob in the post-war US presidency. Yes.

I'm sure beforehand it's like... I think Jefferson was packing to shit. But yes, Johnson, Big Hog, Carter, peanut farmer. Ediamine takes place in between those two.

Do we think Nixon had a big knob? I mean, the way he acted implies that he didn't. It feels like he was always insecure. Small dick energy. He's got probably the most small-dick

actual energy. Yes. But I think there was, I think it's because, do you know what, whereas Jimmy had a tiny knob, I think Nixon had an aspirational knob. So it's like aspirational working class.

It's like on the edge of two classes. That's where the insecurity comes from, right? Yeah. So he's on the edge between two. His middle name was Millhouse, and I know it's after the fact, but it's impossible to think of someone called Millhouse. Having an absolute slum.

Oh, nine-inch slung. I mean, the biggest slong to be in the White House is obviously Michelle Obama. Of course. She's good. I mean, he's got my knowledge. Errol Musk, Elon Musk's dad, has broken the case that

the biggest dick ever to inhabit the White House belongs to Michelle Obama. She's called a nine-inch long. She's obvious. It's obvious. Common knowledge. Don't you know? It's fucking leg down there.

Now, the atrocities that Amin starts. The clever thing that Amin does, which I suppose is what the film tries to show, is that his atrocities are kind of happening in the countryside. They're away from the centre. Escape to the country. It is a sort of escape to the country. Countryfile.

Yes, he's a country. Country file. Chris Packham, Uganda. Chris Packham, Uganda is very different. Yes, Chris Packham, Uganda is. Did you just try and do country into Peter? It's really grabbing its flaws there. Country!

That's why I do whenever a country park. Country! I'm like, what? I don't know. Country fire. Control! I'm going to that guy's a country file. I'm going into a rural supermarket.

Carbox. No, he's a statutory country file, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. Now, Edamine sets up his own secret police. And I got a lot of time for this. Can you find some pictures, Charlie, of the State Research Bureau? That's what they're called.

I mean, it's a secretive. Yeah, you want to be secretive. Yeah, you want to go under the radar. You're sort of like a U-boat, really. Yes. And he gets them all to wear leather jackets, a wine shirts, and aviators. Similar to the Tonton McCut. The Tuntun Makut.

The Tintan Makut. Similar to Papa Doc's secret police. Yeah, only in Africa would you get guys walking around in sort of pointless contestant shirts. Leather jackets. They look like they're on a quiz show. They look like Alexander Armstrong. He's asking them, and what do you do for a living? And where do you do that?

Nevin doesn't smile. I mean, yeah, ironically, he does, they're wearing Milton Jones tops. He's ironic. So Milton Jones would not have run Uganda he could have been a member of the secret police Anyway so they are responsible For these mass arrests and disappearance Victims bundled into the boot of a car

Never seen again Prisons get so overcrowded that they start using Underground store rooms for the overflow Now the torture methods Yeah it was quite rich for my blood actually Some of these torture methods go through Some of these torture methods are They put Pol Pot to shame

Yeah And it's about a similar time is it? Yeah, it is a similar time. It's not a great era for torture or it's a very good era for torture. They might have used some pole pots in the torture methods. Yes, they might well have. So the State Research Bureau in the Hawaiian shirts, I want you to remember that while I'm reading out this list, it's all happening to you in a Hawaiian shirt, which is maybe even worse. I think, might be worse. The last thing you can remember is seeing the colorful patterns of the... Yeah, it's like, al-alha. They don't have the flower necklaces. They don't have a le-le. That would be

taking the piss. It's like by all means, like, you know, electrocute my balls. Don't fucking do it in a leila. That's taking the piss.

Um, so they pour boiling water over them. Classic. Sam Allen ice 442. Fuck off. Human tea. Um, they'd get people.

Put the kettle on. Put the kettle on. Human tea. Maybe they call it that. That's a bit of fun. Yeah. They would get prisoners to fight to the death with hammers. No,

that's not a great one. That's, that's, um, I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean,

if, I guess if, if, if, past the ethics. Can you get past the Essex? I guess there's a spectator element to it. DIY Pokemon, maybe.

I'll pick up. Because what I would do if I was a torturer, so I'm a sick fuck, this is not me, but if I was getting past it, it would maybe pass the time better if I could like, it's like playing dice. Yes.

With the guy across from you. My one's going to be your on the hammer. You put money on it. Gameify it. Yes, well, they clearly am gamified. They would force, forced consumption of, salt until death by dehydration.

I'd hate that. I would absolutely hate that. Going the same way as a slug, not for me. Not for me. Eating just like spoonfuls of salt until you die. How much salt is that, Charlie? Can you find that? I made the most banging carbonara the other day.

I don't think that's... And, right, it was full of salt. There was so much salt in it that I had to have... I couldn't finish it and I had to sit in the shower like James Bond. I don't know how good that carbonara sounds. It's like one of the worst carbonara's ever been. That feels like there's maybe too much salt. No, there was too much, but it was like the perfect carbonara.

If you have to go in the shower like you've just been traumatized. I had to sit on the floor like a... Were you fully closed, rocking back and thought? Like a boring girl. Yeah. If you have to eat a carbunera and then have like a post-rape rabe shower, it wasn't a good carbonara. But other than the amount of salt, it was so banging. Well, it wasn't, was it? There it nearly was.

A lethal dose of table salt is roughly 0.5 to 1 gram per kilo of body weight. That's salt poisoning. So let's see how much it would it take to kill. Idiotan. Well, yeah, Ediamine was 127 kilograms at his peak.

Now, how much was Gemma Collins at a peak? How much salt? You know, is that like a fort fiesta full of salt?

I reckon she's, is that, you know. She's riding it, though. She's on the line. She's riding a bag of salt. So Gemma Collins

at her pump. 23 stone, so 146 kilograms. Right, so what's that? 14 kilograms of salt? No, it's one gram per kilogram. 14? It's one gram per.

kilogram. There's 146 grams of salt which is not that much, isn't it? It's probably about as much as you put in a carbonara. I mean, a box of... But one spoof of salt would fuck you up. So it's about a quarter of a puppy. Why is that your measurement? So hang on, so

Jamer Collins, who I think you told us weighs five, seven year olds. It would take a... What, a quarter of a puppy? A quarter of a puppy to kill you? To kill... A quarter of a puppy of salt. So it's not much at all. Pretty lethal stuff. Well not if you weigh five, seven-year-olds. It's not that much actually, is it?

A quarter of a puppy. How have you changed species? I mean, you could have even used a different age human and you've changed species. You know, we've got our bearings with the seven-year-olds. Just about. Just about. Okay, Gemma Collins is five, seven-year-old,

Zedia means four. Right. But it takes a quarter of a puppy to kill Gemma Con. How much of a puppy does it take to kill just a normal-sized man? Probably an eighth. Basically not a puppy. If it's not even a puppy,

and it's not a unit of measurement, is it? If it's a quarter of a puppy. So 400 grams So it would be About a third of a chinchilla Right It's the same problem Isn't it

When I moved into I flat in Bristol After I left uni The guy who'd Been in my room before me Had kept chinchillas Like three chinchillas He was like free bleeding

Those three chinchillas And they weren't loose There was cages with hay and stuff But it felt It was trying This like You know Gentle Parenthillers

Yeah, no, no, no, it just, the smell never went. Did you like it? No, I didn't like it. No, you bring a girl back and he'd be like, you've been on a farm? No, it's chinchillas. No, the guy before me, had chinchillas. Anyway, I digress.

Clamps and weights applied to testicles. I hate that. And then you'd have to, like, squat. You'd do. Well, we did some similar weight when we did a circuit session or drill. I did not make you put kettlebells on your balls. Felt like you did.

You just couldn't have to kettlebell. You implied it. Sorry? You implied it. I didn't implode. No, you read into it too much. This is what your PTs making you do, right? It is forced hopping with bricks tied to genitals.

That's the Ugandan deadlift. Have you noticed if you put a country's name in front of an exercise, it's automatically worse. It doesn't matter what it is. Is there not one country that the Vatican City deadlift? No, that's a pedo thing, surely. Canadian deadlift? Oh yeah, that would be what that would be.

New Zealand deadlift? Well, that's just not going to the gym, isn't it? Canadian deadlift. Yeah. You'd have to hop with bricks tied to genitals. Oh, fuck me. That sounds bad. And then they'd electrodes applied to women's nipples.

And that sounds quite sexy. Yeah. I think some of the women might be enjoying that. Yeah. I think that's a separate thing. I don't think that was part of his... I think the researchers just put that in. Let's just leave Edia means private life out of this.

Crucially, he lets a few prisoners escape every time so the survivors could... Because that's the thing they say, isn't it? You go, it's better than... You want to let him live, because then they can tell everyone that it's really bad in there. You need a witness. Yeah. They've got me doing Ugandan. definitely deadlift in there.

Yeah, what's the point of doing it if it's not on Instagram? Exactly. So they have public executions and they show them on TV. Well, there's not a lot of other TV being made. I don't think it's got a huge media industry. There's tag it on.

Is it? Yeah. Did you just hit yourself on the face of the microphone? I guess, Ugandan TV, it's Ugandan question time, which is, why are you gear? Was that David Dimbleby? That's a public shooting.

And then it's Idipo, which is the news. I mean, I'm enjoying. in it. I mean, I'm watching it. I'm watching it here on my phone every night. You don't need many channels if it's just that. If it's just that, it's just gold. I'm three channels. Fuck it. Edie Amin had a great thing for quotes. And now we'll get to this when we get to Mugabe is probably the king of quotes. Have you seen that clip of the radio hosts where they're like, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Men do not walk around with x-rays looking for your inner beauty. Was that Macaubi? Yeah, that's Mugabe. Oh, that's great. But Amin has a great thing with quotes. His quotes are this,

I love this so much Rugabi Yeah That's not Mugabe's quote If you're ugly You are ugly Stop talking about

inner beauty Men do not walk around with x-rays To see your inner beauty Who is that from Who is that fucking radio studio

I'm gonna I mean I just want to I don't have I just want to I just want to host an African radio show even though

I'm white and British I'd love to just You know Well maybe it all goes, tips up. You know, Spacey, you know, performing in Cyprus. Space is tap dancing in Israel.

Maybe you could be doing it. I could just be hosting an African if this goes. It's all goes to shit. You could go, you can. Robert Mugabe's school of quotes. So these are some of Edia means quotes. You cannot have done faster than a bullet. Yes.

There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech. Which is kind of the kind of ultimate quote. Ultimate quote. On freedom of speech. I want a teetow with that on it. because it's like freedom of speech is one of the most talked about social issues of our age

that is sort of like the final quote on it there is no there's no room for maneuver after that yeah you can say what you want but if you say the wrong thing I'm gonna kill you so it's up to you isn't it yeah I mean is that freedom of speech yeah yeah you went to freedom of movement after I've cut your legs off

it's consequence culture yes it is he's a big belief in it's a big belief in consequence culture yeah so he's now in terms of his personality we've talked about how he was kind of funny and stuff. Clearly, he's a funny guy. Sexy. Big Daddy was his name. He calls himself

Big Daddy. He's like the nation's father figure. So he drives around without any security. He also claims to have known the exact time and date of his own death. Which he never made public so we don't know if it was right. But he would be like, I don't need security because I know when I'm going to die and it's not today.

So he then quite quickly gives himself a new title which I will read out in one breath if I can. Ready? His excellency, President for Life, field marshal Al-Haj, Dr. Ediamine Dada, V.C, D.S.O. M.C. Lord of all beasts of the earth and fishers of the sea

and the conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular. Right. I feel... If you're going to make a really long name, I don't know if you can have him particular in there. No, that's so funny. He knows exactly what he's doing. Africa in general, Uganda in particular.

I don't know if that can be in your title. It's so funny. He knows what he's doing. Yeah, sort of Uganda, which is kind of near Zimbabwe, but not quite. Not quite. That's in your whole title. Yeah.

Phenomenal. Yeah. Lord of all beasts of the earth and the fishes of the sea and the conquer of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular. Amazing. Amazing.

He gives himself a Lord Rock trip. Fuck it. I'll take that. I want one of those. Yeah. He gives himself two military crosses, the Distinguished Service Order and the Victoria Cross,

which he renames the victorious cross for copyright reasons. Yeah, like when Pez does like London Red for Arsenal. Yeah. It's a pro-evo Victoria Cross. he's not actually won it he sees himself as a man of action he clearly is

that's one thing you can't he's not lying about he's a man of action he gets on with it yeah I mean you quite often have you know you talk to me about how I don't know if I'm

you know doing enough or but tie some fucking bricks to your nuts and start walking yeah but I don't think that's he was no ties some bricks

to someone else's nuts and force them to stop walking I don't think he was doing that he's walking around like this Ugandan deadlifting he's got the strongest nuts out of anyone how would you strengthen your nuts?

I don't know if it's a muscle. Something you can strengthen them. I don't know if there's any muscles in there, right? I'm not an extra on nuts though. Mine like two fists. Yeah. I don't know if mine... I've got two black powers lutes down there.

Edia mean says, quote, I never had any formal education, not even a nursery school certificate. You don't get a certificate for leaving nursery school. But sometimes I know more than PhDs because as a military man, I know how to act. he's got a bit of a point here

I think there's a lot of value put on books but the world is defined by people of action yeah you know can you type in this is another African quote hopefully he's Ugandan one drunk man's worth three women with PhDs type that in have you seen this you're not I think I have

okay here we go yeah yeah did he get hit as soon as he says this so this is basically what I mean saying one drunk man is more intelligent than three women with PhDs thank you so much Um, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. I think he's on their version of Kathy Newman and got. Oh, that's funny. So, um, he has, uh, he's a, he's a music lover. He plays the accordion. Yeah. Um, does he play many songs? Sorry?

Does he play many songs? Oh, here we go. Thing is, I just, um, you know, I just, I just want him to be my dad's. You just, don't you? Yeah, yeah. He just, he looks like, do you imagine having a hug from Idi Amin? Imagine the dad jokes from Idi Amin.

Oh, I'd love them. Imagine if your dad was literally Africa Corps, Ugandan politician, that's your dad and he's hugging you. And he's saying, but if I am part of that, that's corruption, I defend it.

That's your dad. It's great dad stuff. Go home for the weekend. What was it like? Yeah, it was great. Yeah, it's dad. Got like seven more memes. But he only knew two songs in the accordion.

So he would, and he would insist on playing all night with a jazz band. and he'd be out of tune with the rest of them. There is nothing... So sort of like, what's that album, that guy's... Oh, I guess I should have learned how to play piano. Yeah, where it gets really great jazz musicians and he can't play.

That's kind of what he was doing in his presidential palace. And there is nothing worse than hearing someone try to play the accordion. Yeah. But he knew two songs who'd play them on repeat, like for three hours. And he had a house band at his presidential palace called the Suicide Revolutionary Jazz Band, which is pretty fucking sick. So he also In 1974 at age 46

He organises a rematch Against someone who had beaten him in boxing in the 50s And is now the Ugandan national boxing coach His name is Peter Seruaghi And Amin doesn't even get out of a suit and tie Walks into the ring And the ring is surrounded by a security team And so Serraaghi just offers no

Just doesn't even probably put his fists up Amin wins in the second round by technical knockout Get becomes box for the year though Ugandan newspapers yeah Big Daddy Boxers of the Year So he wins sports personality of the year Yeah pretty much It's funny to be dictator

And still care about winning sports personality of the year But isn't that classic like dictator moves Yeah That seems to be the mindset Sports Personality of the Year But it's like Michael Jordan Who wanting to win everything

Even like when you watch a documentary Even if he's doing like Like fucking trying to chuck a coin And a cup It'll be super capacity It's the winning mentality That's why he's at the top And when you're here

As the film site of the film would suggest he loves Scotland because he served with the Scottish in the East African, the King's Rifles and he likes Scotland because apparently they're not racist like the English. Well, wash your mouth out, is it? It's the first thing you've done that I've thought, come on.

Come on. Come on. We've shown nothing but love and respect for you. You never met me. Yeah. I'm the least racist person. I'm the least racist person. I'm the least versus English person there is. He says, if you go to Scotland,

you will talk to the people. They will welcome you to their house. If you go to where there is English, they don't want to sit near an African. If they see a black man, they say he is a monkey or a dog. Well, has he ever been to Scotland? Yes, because that's, I can name several places in Scotland where they would treat you like that.

Yeah, but has Idi Amin ever been to Scotland? No, I don't think so. No. Well, that's a man who's never been to Scotland. Yeah, yeah. Talking out your fucking ass, Ed. He enjoys bagpipes. He makes the Ugandan army wear kilts, sporrens. That's a bit of fun.

And a paramilitary group called the Scottish National Liberation Army asking for assistance, and he says he'll help as long as if they win independence, they make him the last, the king of Scotland. Do they agree? Do we know? I think they agree, but I don't think they do anything about it. I mean, you never hear of Scottish terrorists. Yeah, I've never heard about the SNLA.

William Morris, SNL. Who's an SNL this year? So, let's get to probably the central part of Amin's story. His admiration for Adolf Hitler. Ede is known as the Black Hitler, the Hitler of Africa, and as I said,

I'm now fully erect. Having read those words, I'm throbbing. I'm throbbing. I need to be milked. I can't continue. As he puts it, Eidiamen,

in any country, there must be people who have to die. They are sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order. So in some ways, he is... He's a Hitler apologist, for sure.

Well, what does he say? At some point he says, like, basically he meets Gaddafi, and Gaddafi is like, I hate it, Israel and that lot. Yeah. And then Amin at some point,

it's after the Munich Olympics massacre. Amin, now, I'm sure there were many messages sent to the UN after the Munich Olympics massacre. I don't think many of them were saying, well, Germany's the right place for this to happen because he burnt over six million Jews. Hitler and all the German people know that the Israelis are not people working in the interest of the people of the world. Yeah.

I mean, that sounds like one of our comments. It does sound like one of our comments. um thanks for thanks to your patron subscription whoever said that um he openly admired Hitler saying although history reacts to comments yeah although some

they peel off the thing unlike Jimmy Kimball you we peel it off although some people felt Adolf Hitler was bad he was a great man and a real conqueror whose name will never be forgotten

okay well that's yeah I mean it's not really funny that one no it's not as funny that one just um sort of making us realize what we've done uh he yeah

He starts, basically, becomes mates with Gaddafi. They met at NASA's funeral. And bear in mind that, you know, Uganda has been like a British and Israeli ally. And then he meets, why are you laughing at that, Charlie? Did I? He meets, he meets Gaddafi and then quite quickly, Gaddafi turns him. And he goes, do you know what? Fuck Israel.

Fuck a lot of them. This is not, is this in Gaddafi's pan-Arab or pan-Afric? era. It's still quite early Gaddafi. So that's Pan Arab, right? Yeah. No, I don't even think it's that. I mean, it's just...

Because Pan Africa comes later, because he tries Pan Arab for a while, and then they reject him, and then he goes Pan African. The sort of state, the military basically becomes the state under Idi Amin. And he obviously, he gets,

he gets big t-shirts with his face on it. Much? Well, we've done that. We've done that. Yeah. He gets merch. But it's called big,

it's called like Big Daddy. And it's like sort of a rapper's t-shirt. It's pretty cool. In the way that Hitler gets rid of the Jews, allegedly, Adyamene in 1972, decides to get rid of all the Asians in the country. Who I believe he describes as the Jews of Africa. Yes. 32,000 workers had been shipped from India to Uganda by Britain to build a railway.

They then came to dominate the economy to the extent that the rupee was the official currency in Uganda to the 1920. Like 90% of business. The entire economy is owned by this very small minority. Yes. And Ediamine goes on the radio one morning in 1972 and says, I've had a dream but it's not like Martin Luther King once. Okay, it's the opposite. I have a dream that why don't you fuck off?

So I've had a dream that blacks and Asians cannot live together. Yeah, and you should all fuck off. This is my country. So this country is one colour and that is black. Yeah. So it's the opposite of Martin Luther King's dream. but it's still a dream and you know we must give it the respect and deserved

so he says that all South Asians have been he says that Uganda has been milked for too long Charlie wakes up there he's

the dream is that that sounds great it's not that kind of milking the dream is this is what he says the dream is that Uganda is a cow and the Indians are milking it

but not feeding it interesting but it's not Charlie getting a massage it's not Charlie getting milk through a massage table no. Yeah, he says that all the South Asians, there's about 1% of the population,

they have to fuck off, it's Pol Pot vibes, you fuck off, you've got 90 days to leave, and if they don't, they would, quote, find themselves sitting on the fire. Well, we've heard what he does,

so I can imagine. He's a man of his word. Yeah. So 80,000 South Asians are in Uganda, and they are forced to leave, they can only take 60 pounds and 200 kilos of baggage,

and then basically all the shot, businesses, you know, you see footage of Kampala in the 70s, it's pretty much... But these aren't first generation immigrants, they've been here for like a couple generations, they've never been anywhere else. And they all just have to fuck off. Yeah. And because a lot of them have British passports. Yeah.

So it's Ugandan ice, sort of. It basically is Ugandan ice. Yeah. What is it? Are the citizens on board with this? Or are they like... They love it. Yeah.

I mean, imagine if someone did that here. They're loving it. Imagine if some... I mean, this is essentially... Yeah, there's celebrations in the street. We're being... forcibly kicked out if we don't leave will be killed. No, no, no, no.

Is it like the one... The Ugandans, I mean. Yeah, yeah, they love it. Yeah. Imagine nowadays... These days. Imagine these days. Ediamine is basically the first person to...

He sees a dream of that TikTok with what London will look like in 2030. Do the... You guys, like, and you guys, they've got to get out. They've got to all get out. And he acts on it. And they're very interesting immigrant diaspora.

Because this is kind of the first post... They are the most successful. Yeah. The first post-war, the biggest post-war refugee crisis of its time. It's still the first, the first kind of what you'd say, human rights, the term human rights starts to get used around Eid Amin's reign. Yeah. Because of this sort of thing.

I guess it's not like a famine or a war where there's a migration of people naturally. It's like forcibly very quickly. It's fuck off. Yeah, it's a fuck-offy. But you look at the descendants of the Ugandan Asians. So-ran Mamdami, his family moved to London, then moved to New York. Pretty Patel. Pretty Patel.

The fittest politician, there is? There is? There is. Get a photo up, Priti Patel. I can't take it. Yeah, she's an attractive woman. She's an attractive woman. If Truss and Patel formed a party,

dads are voting for it. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Kiss you other. It's like Darrell Martin.

You did with Darwin. You did with Darwin used to compare for a testatonic. What? If there were two women sat together, you're like, you're lesbians or what? Off the top. It's good gear. Oh, Charlie. Charlie.

Charlie. Did you just draw this? Did you draw that? Did you just draw a photo of Pridipatel in a big? Sorry, say what you see. Is she drinking a pint of beer? Are you drinking? Do you want to say what you see, please?

I don't know what's got me more excited. A drawing a pretty Patel in a bikini drinking beer. Pregnant. Is she pregnant or is that a beer belly? Oh, come on. Come on. That's not very nice. Sorry.

I'll give my seat up from the tube further. Well, yeah, I'd do that. Whether she's pregnant or not. I'd say you could sit off. I'd give myself. Yeah, you can sit right here. I've got a badge saying priority seat on my forehead. Yeah, here you go, love.

No, I'd pretend to be the seat. I'll pretend. I'll protect. I've covered myself with the grey cover. The blueprint. Yeah. Is anyone sitting there? No, no, no.

But then you have, but then what if like a blind guy gets on? Oh, fuck, fuck. Oh, no. Oh, no. Pretty Patel's parents East... So why they're so successful quite a unique diaspora, right?

It's because they're... You know how like good triple-cooked chips are? She's so attractive. What's the... What's they saying? Yeah, I don't know what the... What do you mean what's it saying? It's Pretty Patel with...

I mean, yeah, it's got less of a clear meat, like a banksie, you know what it's about. This one, it's not quite clear what the message. It'd be quite funny if you went into Leicester Square as you get your caricature done. They just drew that and you're like, A sexy pregnant, drunk Prissy Patel.

She's a woman of the people. I don't think she's pregnant. I think that's just a... She's like a man. She's like a bloke. That's like her gun, I think. It was interesting in that kind of... The end of the last Tory government.

It was Prity Patel versus Swellah Bravaman, who both had the boldest whitenest husbands, and they're both trying to deport as many people. It was like an arms race. Who can deport the husbands? Which kind of... Which Asian woman with a white husband can deport the most. Not for me, Cyrella Brabman.

Not for me. Looks like Wallace from Wallace and Groffitt. for me. Not for me. Pretty Patel, gorgeous. Drop dead gorgeous. Also, Charlie XX's mom is Ugandan Asian. Really?

No, I've never listened to her because I'm a straight man. Wait, wait, wait. Go on, Charlie X-S. Apparently, she's a big deal. I think Charlie X-X-X-Ex is the greatest artist of this generation. Really? I mean that sincerely, it's probably the gayest thing about me. I saw her at Glastonbury and it changed my life.

It was meant to fire up the girls in the gays. Too bad, it fired me up. Well, I guess I'm going now, then. Yeah, I guess I'm going. Well, brilliant. You're watching her go, right? Right, well, I get everyone. She always does this stuff.

It's like, I'm for the gays and the girls. Sorry, Charlie. You find out the wrong part. You don't know. You file up a straight man from Lewis called Horatio. Unforeseen. Unforeseen straights. You're meant to give confidence to them.

You made me more confident than ever. Yeah. I think Brat is the greatest album the last three years, for sure. Wow. On the Emily Maitless, watching you poo, poo, scale. What is the Pretty Patel equivalent of that? It's that side eye.

It's that face. You poo yourself and she goes, Hmm. Because she's smart. Because she comes to meet to Pupu. That's where her family. Her mom would see that and go eat the Pupu. Interesting.

It's kind of like a moving on. It's a development of Bongo Bongo Land. She comes from to meet the Poo-Pu-Boo-Boo-Boo-Land. Eat-a-pupu-Land. Crazy. Bongo, they drink it in the Congo. But why they're so successful, right, is because they're, Heston Blumenthal's triple-cooked chips.

I can't. Can you get it off the same. screen please. I can't concentrate. Finn. I can't concentrate with a piece of... Finn! Don't make me come and eat to poop.

She's called pretty. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. We do... Put it off. Right. I bet you stay in a poo towel. Right.

Come on. Come on. When you go to Berlin. Get her off. I can't. Get her off. What are you saying about triple-cooked chips? I'm saying why this is successful

is because they've been... They're a double-cooked diaspora, right? Yeah. So they've had to move twice. And start again twice. So they're like, I think we'd send them again. Let's see what happens. Do you know that potato?

You know that potato where it's like hundreds of layers? No, there's a potato. Yes. What's it called? Not dophin wise. No, it's like, diced. It's like 100.

MASH. No, it's not MASH. It's like a potato that you. MASH. MASH. Like, yeah. Like, like, mash. God, doesn't fucking matter.

It doesn't fucking matter. MASH. It's not mash. It's not mash. million layer potatoes that's what I'm talking about yeah that's what the Ugandan Asian diaspora is yeah it's a triple cook chip because they've had to restart it

but also they come here they're all dire of a CEO they're all like deasper of a CEO but they they um all of them have in Uganda they've got businesses but it's like you've basically ejected the entire middle class so they know how to run businesses they know how to start up so they come here and they come to Lester mainly yeah And they basically just do it again.

So go Ugandan Asian. Let's just get some more famous alumni. I mean, the class of 70. Class of 72. It's unreal. It's unreal. The class is Daniel Kalia. Oh, really?

What? No, he's British Ugandan Asian. Famous British Ugandan Asian. Famous British Ugandan Asian. Oh, yes. Manabai Brown. She writes for the Independent. She's a journalist.

So I guess that they, um, education is everything. Yeah. And they're naturally good business. Lord Dollar Popat. Who's Dollar Popat? Member of the House of Lords. Yeah. Interesting.

So they do smash it. They absolutely smash it. Yeah. Anyway, so basically the Indians for Edomene are the Jews for Hitler. Right. Get rid. In the bin. But the Asians, nail it.

They smash it. He refers to them as the Jews of Africa, as you've said. Let's get to what he does to his second wife. Now. So you're on your first right now. You're on your first. Yes, my current wife is my first. So this is ahead of you?

Yes, this could be ahead of me. If I wear this for too long, who knows what will happen. Ediamine is a, he embraces polygamy, not polyamory. That's a very clear distinction. Yes, because I think the description of the Last King of Scotland describes him as polyamorous leader of Uganda, which is a weird. He's not polyamorous. He's not in a polychure. No.

No one has ever been less polyamorous than Ediamine. Ediamine fucks about. He's not polyamorous. He's not a palayamorous icon. Because in polyamory, all the blokes are sad. They are. Every bloke is sad because they want a girlfriend. And they're pretending they're okay with them.

I have a joke about this, yeah. Ediamine is happy as Larry. So yeah, we should maybe do this as a poster, the polyamorous man. You know, his girlfriend's getting railed by 17 guys. And then he's going, when's my term? And then the polygamous man. He's brilliant. Wife.

If you fuck her, you're going to get, I'm going to play some weights to your balls. Yeah, yeah. If you fuck her, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you to pieces,

feed you to a crocodile. Anyway, see you like that. No polyamorous man is doing that. No. He's taking polyamorous men's girlfriends. If you fuck her, I'm going to come.

I'm going to fuck your girlfriend. And if you fucker, I'm going to feed you to a crocodile. Yeah. Anyway. Real man. He's a real man. Guys guy.

He's not listening to a word of Charlie XXXXX. Fuck off, is what you're saying. Well, yeah, I mean, he told him I'm to fuck off. So you're right, he'd hate Charlie XX, actually. But without him, there would be no Charlie XX. Weirdly. The original Brat Summer. Yeah.

Yeah, it really is. The Long Road to Brat Summer. Do you mean it's involved in Brat Summer? Without him, we would not have Brat Summer. Which, by the way, Brat Summer, why it is such a cultural moment and we look back on, it was kind of when everyone went autistic and anti-social during lockdown. Right.

And it was basically why it was such a moment is because it was basically like doing coke, smoking cigarettes. It was kind of like a rage against all the biohacking bollick. Is that what Brat Summer was? That's what Brat Summer was. I never knew what it meant. No one knew how to hang out

because it was just like no one had socialised for that two years. Right. And then it was just like, yeah, I'm going to smoke fags and be like this. I'm cool. Yeah. And I do cow.

And that's the best album of the last three years. Yeah. Right, okay. It was important, you know. Because everyone, remember how boring everyone had got during lockdown for a bit. Yeah.

Everyone had just, you know, I mean, you know, just going on their daily exercise, not drinking. Yeah. Biohacking. Fucking, the whole of uni freshers was destroyed. Yes, that's true. So it's just like, yeah, I'm going to do coke. So Ediamine, the long road to Brat Summer.

He marries at least six times. How many kids does he have? Could be 60, 35 at least. He has a harem of 30 women. Yeah. despite this, Amin advocates a strict Islamic dress code. He bans mini skirts and he says, I'm a good Muslim and I'm only interested in Islam.

Do you think it's kind of a dream though with kids though? Because you're, I mean, you just had five days with just your two kids, right? Yes, this is the kind of the opposite of Idiot Amin in many ways. Twelve years of slave, five days of father. Yeah, coming to the end of it now. Was that going to be the sequel to 12 years of slave?

Freedom, five days of father. Five days of father. One man has to look after his father. Two kids for five days. And his parents come and help for two days. But still, it's just bad a slavery. But didn't the dream kind of father role or the easy is that you just have like a million kids

that have to look after any of them? The thing is, if you have so many kids with so many different women, then you can just, Homer Simpson's into the hedge because there's so many women that have a kid of yours. You could be looking after any of them. Yeah. No, he's probably looking after the kids.

They don't know. Yeah, where is he? Oh, who knows? Probably looking after the kids. He's not. He's not. clever clever make it more

yeah but you has to be with other women yeah what do you mean it can't all be with one woman because if a one woman sees all the kids that you have with her and then can't see you she's going to put two or two together

she will because they're sneaky like that they're sneaky like that uh edia means second wife uh in 1974 is found dismembered in the boot

of a car belonging to a doctor called Peter Mbalu Mukasa. Now, there are claims she has an affair with him, and there is a rumor that has persisted that says, now her family asks you the body, and so what Iddy does, you know, funny guy that he is, is he orders his men to sew it back together with the arms and legs switched around.

Now, in reality, she died from a blood loss after the doctor performed a legal late-term abortion. He panicked. and then killed himself. Yeah. He fucked it. Probably the worst an abortion could go.

If the doctor kills himself. Yeah. At least the baby's dead, I guess. Did the baby die? Silver linings. Well, I get, if you're an abortion, there is a silver lining. Yeah.

But if the mum dies and then the guy doing it dies, that's three for the price. I mean, that is... And the baby lives. That's a botched abortion. Fuck it out. We've really ruined this.

Not only is the baby alive, but the mum's dead alive. That's crazy. that's the worst an abortion can ever go are you four against abortion I mean it would be quite fun to be anti-abortion I like Bill Clinton's line about this but another great line which is that every abortion's

a necessary tragedy right which is a brilliant way of playing both sides but he was fully erect while he was saying that yeah he's being sucked off at the time he'd say anything but of course he's pro-abortion the amount of times he's fucked secretary's raw

yeah of course he has to be now we should probably get to the rumors of cannibalism that Amin actively encourages. He claims, quote, I have eaten human meat, it is very salty, even more salty than leopard meat.

That could have been because the person who was making it was being tortured by salt. Yes, if he's eating the people that have he forced to eat so much salt they die, then that is his own fault. That's probably why they're salty. I wouldn't tar all of us.

I wouldn't be that salty. No. No. No. I think lemon juice can often a replacement for salt if you're trying to cut down. A bit of vinegar. Yeah. Anyway, Henry Kiyamba, again, the guy who calls him out, says on several occasions he told me

quite proudly they'd eaten the organs or flesh of his human victims. He once said from an advisor, I want your heart, I want to eat your children. To an advisor. Brother. So it's like a spad. Chill out, yeah. I want to eat your kids. All right, mate.

Now, John Snow, Channel 4's John Snow, was a teacher in Uganda before we became Channel 4 newsreader. Yeah. And he interviewed Amin several times in the 70s. And apparent, I slightly disbelieved this. I completely disbelieved it. Snow flies with him on a presidential jet, and he sees Idi Amina asleep with a revolver.

And Snow says he considers taking the gun and killing him, but then decides against it because he feared firing gun inside an aircraft. He later expressed regret and said, I should have shot him. That sounds like a story from Jay from the in-betweeners. It does, yeah. Doesn't it?

It's like absolute bullet. Yes, I was there, saw his gun, could have killed him. Didn't. Didn't know. Yeah. John Snow. I killed him. The person who replaced him was a body double, but I actually killed the original.

It doesn't sound like. No, I just don't think. And it's also like, I didn't do it because of the pressurized aircraft. You didn't do it because you would have your fucking weights hung to your balls. Yeah. You'd have your skin flayed. But it would you be shot straight away? Yeah.

Because presumably there's other people on the plane. Yeah. Well, he wouldn't be John Snow, would he? No. It wouldn't be the John Snow we know. Because we know him as the white-haired reporter. The best newsread has ever been, in my opinion. I think John Snow was a man.

massive shaggar. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Charlie's just typed in and the first search on Reddit,

John Snow invent eating pussy. Oh, in Game of Thrones. No, no, no, no. John Snow was the

first man to go down. Snow's love life. Go John Snow's love life. But Channel 4, yeah. I think he is a bit of a shagger.

His ties. He always had great ties. Yeah, he just know he loved it. He's currently married to Dr. Precius Lunger, a fair with him

librarian. God, he's a shaggar, is he? Yeah, he's a bookworm. No, he's fucking, he's fucking shagging the library. Oh, you're always at the library, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm doing a lot of research for this story. So, John Snow does not kill Eidiamine.

Yeah. Now, the central... Or invent... Or invent eating pussy. Those are two things we can say for sure. But two things he probably lied about. Yeah, yeah. I killed Eiamian and invented eating pussy.

You know what? Not every guy does this. I'm actually the first guy to do this. You know this. Imagine saying that when you're going down to... It's a fuck boy. Yeah, I was the first person ever to do this. Anna killed Idiomene.

And I killed Idi Amin. So, Ediamine, by the end of 1972, he has expelled 90% of the Indians. Yeah. Who had controlled 90% of Ugandan's economy. He has completely eradicated the middle class. Yeah. Much like after a curry, he expelled.

Indians are gone. I went for a curry last night, and this morning, I kicked out every Ugandan Asian my house. They had three months to leave and all they could take was 200 kilos of baggage. Get out. As a result of this,

the economy completely collapses because Ugandans had no experience of running businesses. Yeah. It happened to all over Africa. It's the classic thing. So by 1974, unemployment is risen. There are food shortages

and they have run out of fresh water. 1974 is a tough year for everyone. For everyone, yeah. It's a tough year for everyone. It's not like, We were doing much better, to be honest. To be fair. And E.D., bless him, does offer to help.

He does. He's kicked the Asians out. The economy is collapsed. He's inspired Robert Mugabe's eviction of white farmers. So actually, there's a lot of bad things about Asians. The Asian expulsion. The consequences are very bad for whites. In the next episode, Black Hitler, Big Daddy Hitler, will step onto the world stage

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