Fin vs History - Jungle Blair & The Boy Who Di Canio-d Cambodia | Pol Pot (Part 1/4)
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Welcome back to Finn versus History.
I'm joined by Horatio Gould.
Pot cornered a kettle pole.
It's the big one.
Lads, chuck your colander's down the stairs.
We're going to India China.
It's Pol Pot Fortnite.
Fuck me.
Here we go.
Out of a gate.
Colander down the stairs.
You haven't seen that video?
Charlie get the video up just to, otherwise I'm backed into a corner here.
20 seconds on the clock and you've gone,
dang,
dunk,
ding,
ding,
that's how to name your Asian baby.
Great stuff.
One of my favorite videos.
Wow.
Not even,
normally we bury it a little bit so that people clicking on,
you know,
they've had a bit of time to acclimatize,
but straight out the gate.
Lads, get your colanders out,
chucking down the stairs,
we're an into China.
It's a bit of red meat this fortnight.
The pigs are eating steak for a fortnight.
Yeah.
We're in Pol Pot.
It's one of the ones I've been most excited about
because I don't really know a lot about him.
It's crazy.
Apart from the fact that he has the same name as the X Factor winner.
Yes, it's not Pol Potts.
Paul Potts.
We should be very clear.
This is not the history of Paul Potts.
But we will touch on Paul Pot.
He does come into the story.
Because they're both alive at the same time.
Yes.
There's a brief crossover.
So we might cut between both their lives.
Yes, we should be checking in on what.
Paul Potts is doing at the same time as Paul Potts.
What's Paul Potts doing now?
Is he still alive?
Has he been tried by the ICC?
No, he's 55 years old.
He's born in October 1970.
So this is around the time the Khmer Rouge.
The Khmer Rouge are in the jungle at this point, fighting.
We will be checking in on what Pol Pot is doing.
And you know what?
Because Pol Pot's not his actual name.
Yeah.
And he takes the name Pol Pot, I believe, 1970.
As Paul Potts is born.
Right.
That is weird, isn't it?
Yeah, something's going on.
And we will get to the bottom of it.
We will get to the bottom of it.
But today we're not really touching much on Paul Pot.
Well, what's fascinating about Pol Pot is that he's a dictator.
Yeah.
But he's not even really the main character in his story.
No.
It's quite an enigmatic figure.
We don't know a lot about him.
It's only two years after he's been in power that he tells the country that he's in power.
Yeah.
So no one actually knows what he's doing.
And if we go Gaddafi, you go Saddam, you go to D.R.
There's a huge amount of ego and sent, but he wasn't really like that.
No.
It wasn't like in the shadows.
There's not like, you know, even like Mao, you have huge pictures of Mao.
Yeah.
There wasn't a cult of personality.
No, it's the opposite.
It was a cult of killing nearly everyone in your country.
I don't know what that is.
Cults of zero personality.
So we need to start with really Indochina.
Yeah.
Which is one of, I love Indochina.
I love it's called French Indochina.
Yeah.
It's Cambodia, Vietnam, but it's got three different countries that are neither
Vietnam or Cambodia.
It's India, there's India, there's China, there's India, China, whatever that is.
Germany, Spain, but it's Sweden.
Yeah, exactly.
Love it.
And we are Indochina, obviously now is a haven for sex tourists.
And it's Indochina, you know, what Switzerland is to financial crime,
Indochina is to non-consensual sex.
If we didn't, if it didn't exist, we'd have to invent it.
But would we say, seeing how Indochina was in the 70s,
the fact that it's a haven't sex tourist has been seen as a great success story almost,
considering?
Yeah, I mean, it's better than it was.
but like it's basically like a tourist place for westerners
yeah i mean it's it's the world's red light district yeah and it needs to exist
because you know where is someone like your dad meant to go when his business fails you know
deborah i want to know if i like it yeah it's tits and a dick i want to know if i'm into it
my dad is in indonesia i don't want to die not knowing yeah so yeah my family we were part
of the lineage of pop pop well what was interesting was i was i
met another comedian and he his dad's not a sex tourist but is a moved out to southeast Asia
for sex on a tourist visa yeah uh they don't want to throw can you get a sex tourist visa is that
where you can yeah um it was funny speaking to another comedian about his dad who is in cambodia right
and we were talking about our dads and how long they've been out there as if they'd served in the
war so it was like Cambodia 10 years it's like yeah Indonesia 12th
It's a sort of a sex tour of duty.
Yeah, exactly.
But I feel that's a new thing for sons to be talking about.
Yes, yeah.
Like, that's a new phenomenon.
So our dads were talking about their dads who had actually served.
And then we're talking about our dads serving as sex tourists in South East Day.
So there's a funny moment where it's like, this is a very new conversation for us to both be talking with a shorthand.
Oh, I do a lot of charity work for, uh, Saville, Charterians, Veterans of Sex Tourism.
Yeah, so French into China.
It's the long road to barn me.
Or Germany, Korea, Australia.
Germany, Korea, Australia, whatever you want to call it.
It's the French Empire.
Yeah.
And before that, Cambodia is sort of like a backwater of a backwater.
Yes.
And this is important because, what's this, Charlie?
This is a 10-year-old boy who weighs 188 kilograms.
Is he Cambodian?
Yeah, he's Indonesian.
Right.
That's nowhere near this, is it?
Well, he's in the area.
He's in the area.
Yeah, I guess it's around the corner.
He's raised 188 kilograms and he's 10?
Yeah.
My word.
He is the world's fattest child, apparently.
And he's been put on a crash diet because his parents are afraid for his health.
Crash diet.
188 kilos he goes on a crash diet.
But to be fair, that's one of the most impressive specimens you've brought up to be fair.
Facially, I did look like him when I was...
There's a little bit of the stag pig in him.
Wow, do you feel that.
It's tenderizing the meat.
Look at that.
Yeah, it looks like one of those water beds.
When he was nine years old, he couldn't walk to school because he would quickly run out of breath.
Yeah.
No, that's...
She's acting like this has happened to that...
Like, surely you had something to do with this.
I don't know what happened.
He couldn't get to school.
Like, why's she not fat?
Like, what is he...
Where's he sneaking food?
Look at that.
Look how they wash him.
Oh, my God.
Like, it's like a cow.
Fuck me.
Wait, is that like a seven-man job?
Look at this.
It's like Albanians.
It's happy in the car.
You can't go to a fork or get a bunch of Albanians
to scrub him down.
my god anyway right so that's a bit of context we've got a lot of stuff to get through we do have a lot of stuff to get through
it's kind of mesmerizing it is please get off the screen so Cambodia is surrounded by
Vietnam and Lao this is prime gap here stuff yes but Cambodia in the early modern period was
constantly being dicked on by both Vietnam and what's then called Siam what's now called
Thailand. That's where the first transgender
person came from, I believe.
Cambodia is sort of like
the Poland of Southeast Asia, right?
Always getting invaded. Yeah, it's just, it's being
Eiffel-towered by
Vietnam and Thailand. Yes.
Between the 1500s and the 1800s,
Cambodia is various times ruled
by Vietnam, by Siam.
Apart from a small period
when Angkor Wat, which is the most famous,
one of the most famous sites.
Well, that's before this.
That's, yeah, yeah.
So there was a small period where they had, where they owned Vietnam and Thailand.
The height, the height of the Khmer Empire is sort of the, what, 13th century, something like that.
And they own a lot, they ran a lot of Southeast Asia.
And that's why Angkor Wat, that site is such a big symbol for them.
Not only because it's such an extraordinary site, but because it's a symbol of when they used to run ship.
But they've been kind of in the sort of didaldrums since then.
Yeah.
And Vietnam and Thailand, science.
are running it
at one point
for 200 years
Vietnam blocks off
Cambodia's access
to the sea
fair enough
so
so it sends Cambodia to bed
with no supper
basically
so there's no access
to trade
so it doesn't really
develop at all
right
then the French get involved
the French call this
Indochina
and the French
just take over all of this
and call it
apart from Thailand
because Thailand
was never colonised
no
one of the only
countries not to be
colonised ever
well they're doing
some interesting stuff
down there
you know
they develop
differently.
This is what happens.
It's like Japan.
You have Neanderthals.
You have Neanderthals.
That's ties.
That's where transgender patient zero is Thailand.
You've seen the 10 gun salute in Thailand.
Why is it?
Just 10 bloke's getting there.
No, it's 10, 10, 10 lady boys firing ping pongs.
Lady boys firing pinpongs at their ass.
I believe you have to be a cisgender female to get ping pong shows.
Charlie, get us a ping pong.
Trans ping pong shows must involve the ass.
I don't think
The lady boys fire ping pongs out of their
Surely you have
On one side you have women
On the other side you have women
On the other side you have lady boys
And the women fire the ping pongs out
And the lady boys thwack it
Right
With their not
So it's like bat in practice
Yeah
Right
Is a lady boy
A tie throw down
You got
You're a beautiful woman with a cock
Yes
That's what lady boy is right
So it's never
It's never a fanny down there
I don't think so
Because that would be a lady lady lady
That'd be a lady
Yeah
fine
I think you need to
call the lady lady
Okay
You know
You're a lady lady lady boy
Okay fine
And you don't get
Lady man
Neither lady man
It's boy
It's boy
Yeah
It's interesting that
Isn't it
Yeah
Can a lady boy
It's more gentle
I guess
A lady boy
Yeah
Yeah
I'm a lady man
You don't want
A lady man
If you were gonna experiment
I don't know
If you're dipping
Your toe
Into that sort of stuff
Where are you put in your toe
Well
It gets fired
straight out of
though.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
I guess a lady boy
is for people
like your dad
who experimented.
It's a stepping stone
to opening their sexuality.
Yeah, exactly.
You know?
And I think lady man
it's just...
Hey, I'm a lady man.
Come on then, mate.
Come on then, mate.
You want to have a look at this?
You want to go...
Have a bang on this.
You want to see something
fucking mental.
What?
See these tits?
We'll check this out.
You're saying it's Ronnie Biggs
is a lady man.
All right.
Look at this.
What, I had a wopper down there.
Have the butchers at this
So that's what's going on in Thailand
They're developing their own story
But that's not Cambodia
That's not what we're talking about today
No
Now in 1863
Cambodia becomes a French protectorate
And I think the word protectorate's quite important
Because the French are meant to be protecting them
But this becomes crucial later
So they're like Wales
That's a protectorate right
Oh sorry the country
I thought meant the animal
The country of Wales
Is it?
Oh no it's principality
It's not a protection
This is a country, I think.
It's not a country, technically.
Wales?
I don't think so.
It's definitely a country.
Is Wales a country?
It's 100% a country.
We're going to have some angry, angry Welsh in the comments.
Okay.
Yes, it's a country.
Do you think it was a county?
I think it was a county.
Fuck me.
No, there was England and Wales.
It doesn't have the same rights as Scotland and Northern Ireland.
I'm a shot by that as you reacting to me going dong, dong, dong, saying Wales isn't
a country.
I'm genuinely believing it as well.
No, it's not the Wales isn't a country.
What is it?
Wales that they don't have...
It's a country.
No, yeah, there's something different about them.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Doesn't mean they're not a country.
Get Sandra's videos.
Yeah, I mean, they're obviously built differently.
But yeah, they're built differently.
It doesn't mean they're not a country.
No, there's not a country though.
Christ, fine.
Can't take that away for them.
No.
Now, Cambodian royalty, I suppose the country, we've read this book on Pol Pot,
which, as you were saying to me, is written, it wouldn't be written like that nowadays.
It was an old school one.
It was hard to find.
Yeah.
And I feel the copies I've got a like.
used.
It's not like something
that was easy
to get on Amazon.
No.
And...
But I found it
quite funny because
at all times
the author's going,
you've got to bear in mind
the Cambodian people
are really thick.
Yeah, stuff that you were...
He really went for like
big swings there.
Yeah.
Every history now is so many caveats.
Yeah.
Nothing is anyone's fault.
Everything is like built
within this huge system.
The Americans were involved.
They did it.
Yeah.
And he's like,
no, they're really thick
and stupid and they believe
some mad stuff.
There's some really stupid shit.
was going to happen because I mean they're a basket case
yeah that's basically what he says
but the point is
that the Cambodians is a very
very very like feudal yeah
in terms of the
progression of societies
it's way way way way way way back I mean
it's in the middle of the jungle away from the sea
so it's really hard to get anything in it
so it's really like pretty medieval
but the French come in and they
and my point is that the Cambodian royalty
they think the
king is a god they have god kings and they're buddhist ish which goes all the way back to anchor what
yeah buddish they're budish buddish and you have these two lines it's noradom and sisawath not
really that important but basically at some point uh there's a guy called king moni moni moni mong what's he
called king mong not king mong mongivong sisawat monivong monivong monivong monivong um he rules 19
27 to
1941.
Okay.
So this is
under the French
protector.
So the French
come in,
they go,
is India,
is China,
it's Indochina.
Yeah.
And they basically
make all that area
one thing.
Yeah.
And like most
French colonies,
there's French
quarters to the
cities where it
looks like a little
Paris and the
Cambodian
to base of servants.
They build up
Phnom Penh,
which is the kind of
the main city,
the capital.
They do a lot
of colonial architecture.
Yeah.
They make a big
French quarter.
But they have a policy where they're like,
we're going to deliberately hinder their development
because we're only going to add a few French schools.
Why purposely?
Because they're like, there's some name they give it.
They want to make it like an assimilated colony.
Right.
Which means that they're like,
we're only going to build three schools.
We're not like building loads of schools.
Yeah.
We're building three schools.
They'll be French.
Yeah.
And you've got to be clever to get in.
And was that the same in Vietnam?
Was that across the whole of French Indochina?
No, because Vietnam was way more advanced.
Loads of ports, yeah.
So for context, in like 1936, the first Cambodian language newspaper begins.
Right.
By that point, Vietnam had 3,000 Vietnamese language newspapers.
Right, right, right.
So literacy and stuff, it's the jungle, basically.
Yeah.
So, yeah, 18902, the French parliament declares Indochina an assimilated colony.
Jungle is massive.
Jungle is massive.
And so this is basically a policy to consolidate the dominance of French culture in Cambodia.
So French is the official language, only open a few schools.
They hire French teachers to teach in French,
and they offer French history courses instead of Cambodian ones.
So then Monivong.
So there's people in the middle of the jungle learning about, like, the Eiffel Tower.
Yeah, and they don't know what's going on.
Because they're basically just rice.
Their life is rice.
Right.
Yeah.
Their uncle Roger.
haya you know that's that's Cambodia right it's a lot of people sitting like this
if we were a Cambodian podcast we've been doing it like this okay we're waiting for a go
a goat that will never come a goat that never waiting for go to
Cambodian play it's just this my dad's been to Cambole loads not as a sex stories he makes
films out there but he said it's made he makes films out there not have you gone out there
with him.
No, you're right.
Have you seen any of the footage?
He took kids out there.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
It does sound bad.
If this is a Camberian podcast, he's sitting like this.
Right.
Under a tree.
Yeah.
Waiting for a goat to come.
But it never comes.
It never comes.
It's just a guy who comes and fucking throws you against the tree.
Yeah.
That's basically what it is.
Yeah.
So anyway, there's a guy called Sissawat Monivong, who's the king.
And at this point in Vietnam,
Ho Chi Minh's
Indoch Chinese Communist Party is
So Ho Chi Minh
He becomes obviously a big cheese
In Vietnam
What I didn't realize
Before we started this was how
Intertwined the Vietnam War is
With Pol Pot and the Kameh
It's kind of the same thing
It's part of the same
It's one of the side effects
Of the shocks and trauma
Of the Vietnam War
So obviously we'll
So it adds even more to the big whoopsies
It's a bit yeah
Yeah it is a real big whoopsie
And Nixon's getting involved later on in the story.
It's a giant, this whole region is a giant banana peel, to be honest.
Yeah, it really is.
And to be fair...
And it looks like one in a way.
It does, yeah.
And to be fair, could you say that Southeast Asia sort of basically post-war...
It's essentially 50 years of war from like World War II onwards.
It just never stops until like the 90s.
Until my dad starts coming there.
Yeah.
And saying, what's going on down in here?
What?
And your dad's going like, yeah, yeah, yeah, the fucking...
What have you got on your pants?
Yeah.
Can I look at that?
Yeah, your dad's like, oh yeah, the genocide anyway.
What's going on down there?
Yeah.
Titsana dick.
Yeah, tell me something about the killing fields.
What's your name, sir?
Or lady.
Is it lady boy or lady man?
What is the population of Thailand that is trans?
Do they even, would we even, do they even call themselves trans?
I didn't know, like, not in a gay way.
What are you talking about?
I'm not gay.
I've got tits and a dick.
I'm a lady boy.
I think they beat up trans people, the lady boys.
We're not fucking queer.
I'm a lady boy.
Like what is, because obviously
Thailand is...
So 311,000 transgender women
in Thailand.
Yeah.
Which is more than the population of Swindon.
Wow.
What?
That's it.
Imagine that.
Transwindon.
Which country is the highest
percentage of trans people?
I guess trans people are the magic roundabout,
aren't there?
Don't know which one?
I'm going.
Apparently,
Germany and Sweden.
Really?
Germany's surprising
Germany
Well I get at Berlin I suppose
It's something like
It's something about Protestantism
They snap back
Your own lived experience
Your own relationship to God
Your own relationship to genitalia
Yeah
Whatever I guess so
Yeah I suppose you're right
Are you saying the Reformation is the first step
On the way to transgender liberation
I'm not even saying that as a joke
I genuinely believe that
Right okay
I think there will be far more transgender's people
Transgenders
There'll be far more transgenders
In Protestant countries
than Catholic countries
Really
Because Catholic is more rigid and traditional.
I've got a fanny.
Do you?
No, no, no.
You showed us your dick yesterday.
So I was making a point and you just said, I've got a fanny.
No, if you have a fanny, you're like, I've got a fanny.
If you're in a Protestant country.
Why?
Because you know you have a fanny.
He's adding to your point.
I'm trying to support your point.
You are?
I don't think that helps my point at all.
I've got a fanny.
If you're a protest country, you just say, I've got a fanny.
But if you're not, obviously, you wouldn't say I've got it.
It didn't help, but he is trying to.
I've got a fanny.
But it's Protestantism is about curating your own relationship with God.
Yes, no.
I see your point, but I would say that I know in India and in India, China, like they don't
even see, I don't think, they see gender neutrality as like a different concept.
I don't see fanny.
It is as I don't see fanny.
And we need to talk about the...
I mean, they don't actually because there's a lot of dick down there.
When we do the history of transgender people, Iran has a fascinating because they have the most,
the best surgeries are in Iran.
Iran
But we talked about this
Remember
We did actually
Yeah we were like
Oh that's so woke
For Iran
But we realized
The reason was
It's because
Because you get killed
For being gay
They're like
Instead we'll just turn you into a woman
Yeah
Yeah
With hairier countries
You can kind of hide
If you're a hairy country
You can hide behind your pubs more
Like if you're like
Don't hide behind your pubs sir
Come out from behind there
If you're like
Yeah
Well like that Ned Flanders meme
Where you're sort of
Going back into the bush
Well that's a dick
Going back into the pubs
I have a Simpson
Go back into the pubs
like that.
I'm trans now.
Yeah.
But Southeast Asian
are hairless people.
Right.
So anyway,
we don't know.
But my point is,
I think there's a,
because you know there are tribes
that have like a thousand genders.
And so that's...
Oh there?
Yeah.
And so...
The loony left.
No, not the loony left.
Well, yeah, the loony left.
But I mean, like,
there's tribes in other parts of the world
where gender neutrality
and non-binary stuff
isn't a category.
It's just kind of accepted.
Because they're, you know,
they're communing with spirits.
and stuff.
Sort of.
I think people throw that around a lot,
but I'd love to see.
Well,
it's my point.
I think basically...
Because what always makes me laugh
is they'll be like,
yeah, we have such like a rigid view of gender
and then they'll pick up like five,
a tribe of five people where that didn't apply.
See?
Yeah.
It's like, well, then they're also cannibals.
And you go, right, well, should we be doing that?
Should you do that?
Should we?
Are we throwing that baby out with a bath water?
Anyway, so Monivong is a king.
And the French want to use him as sort of a puppet.
basically. That's the, that's the French vibe.
Now, during World War II,
France forced
to Germany in weeks because
they are, you know, their fucking
defences is a kitchen.
Spring under their arms. Yeah, they've got springs under their arms.
And so what does this mean for their empire?
It means that they are
run by Vichy France. Nauty France.
The high, you know, the peak of France, in my opinion.
This is a government that collaborates with Nazi policies.
And so what does this mean for their...
And ideologies.
And ideologies.
And ideologies. Yeah.
Nauty France.
So Monivong is kind of helpless then to stop the Japanese who are in their naughtiest of the naughty days.
No one's ever really been naughty.
Yeah.
Apart from maybe the Khmer Rouge.
Yeah.
Which is which Khmer Rouge are sort of jungle Nazis.
That's right.
It's exciting.
Yeah.
Sort of.
They are.
I mean, they're barely communist.
They don't know what they're fucking are.
They don't know what they are.
That's what's so funny about it.
Yeah.
They say they're communist.
They don't fucking know what communism is.
It's crazy.
I guess so.
We'll get to it.
But they're not.
Nazis, it's like, Nazis are like, is one race dominating another in some ways.
But Khmer Rouge, they're like, it's just anyone, anyone's going to be killed pretty much.
Yeah, there's no rival reason for it.
It's shuffle. It's shuffle genocide.
You, you next, you, yeah, get rid of them.
Anyway, the Japanese come in, who are allied to Germany, of course.
They occupy Cambodia from 1941 to 45, right?
And this kind of shatters the illusion that the French are protecting them
because they can't protect them from the Japanese.
French are very weak at this point
French are very weak
When have they not been?
Monivong dies
shortly after the Japanese occupation
And so France go
We need to find a king
That's gonna we can control
A little puppet king
And they appoint a 19 year old
Norodom Sienuk
He's a little twink
And he's Monivong's grandson
I believe
And so they think he's 19
We can
You know
He's pliable
We don't know
But he basically
I would say
arguably is the main character in the
Pol Pot story. His story is amazing.
He's an incredible character, Seenook.
In a story where everyone seems to be
pretty thick, he's one of the only people who
seems to be, have any severance of intelligence.
I'd say he's probably the
most articulate and politically
astute, like
third world leader
of this period. Yeah. I can't
I think that's fair. Because he's like a poet
as well. Maybe like Kwame and Krumer
or Joma Caniato in Africa, but
yeah, he's incredible. The
The triangulation he ends up playing between the US, China, Russia and Vietnam is like, would make Blair weep.
It's true.
It's crazy good.
I mean, there's a bit of Cynanuk revisionism, though.
Is there?
I mean, he did sort of fuck it.
Oh, no, no, he totally fucks it.
But like Blair.
Fucks it.
Right, okay.
But I'm just saying as a kind of, you know, the reason I love Blair is more as a kind of Greek tragic figure.
Sure, sure.
I'm obsessed with the story of the man and his muscles.
And his wife.
Yeah.
so it's jungle Blair he's got everything it's jungle Blair yeah he's jungle Blair yeah
so there's hubris involved just the whole thing yeah I mean he's a he's a so anyway he's
he's a phenomenal politician now he his quote right his first quote he says is
Cambodians are all naughty boys and that includes me so he's he breaks down in tears when he
gets first selected to rule.
He doesn't want it.
He doesn't want it because he's 19.
He's terrified.
But so he'd had a lonely childhood.
His mother gives him to a carer for the first six years
of his life. Fair play. His dad's a
womanizer. He gets sent to France
and gets sort of fully French-fied. And all the intellectual
class. And this includes
in Vietnam as well, Hocci Min
and later Pol Pot. Everyone gets
educated in France. So that's what
It's tight intellectual. Even
the intellectual class in
Southeast Asia wouldn't
probably be counted as like a sort of, you know, GTSE level.
You know, do you what I mean?
What we were saying, and this is going to come throughout this story,
is a bachelor's degree has never gone further than in Southeast Asia.
Yeah.
Because it's like 15 people got picked to go to France to get a degree.
Yeah.
And they go back and end up leading a genocide that kills 2 million people.
20% of the population.
Yeah.
But I wouldn't even say that they finished their degree.
No.
All they understood it.
Yeah.
I mean, the levels of like...
They did an Erasmus course and...
Yeah, I get the gist, yeah.
Let's go home and do it.
So, Cianuk, kind of he starts to...
He starts to become more confident into the role.
In the 40s and 50s, he had six wives, father's 14 children, while he's in office.
Again, Jungle Blair.
When he comes to the Throne of 41, it says his interests are football, jazz, riding, movies, and girls.
He's a man after my own art.
That's pretty good.
riding yeah riding separate to riding girls yeah he's a keen sax player so it's kind of
Clinton almost right yeah and a film watcher and film bro he is a film bro he makes during
his life he produces directs and writes 50 films are these actually film yeah yeah but they're
all they're all romantic dramas and he had no um educational background uh so he's got that sort
private school entitlement right yeah yeah i can we get any footage of his some of his films
Of the series of scenic films.
One's called Twilight.
And he would also start in the lead role.
And he'd do the music.
Yeah.
But I mean,
singing as the country fell apart of me is thinking...
Write the theme tune, do the theme tune.
But also shouldn't you be leading the country?
Oh, here we go.
I feel like you had a lot more to do.
Whole thing's on YouTube.
Right.
Yeah, look at that.
Sepia.
It's in Sepia.
Yeah, it's in the...
Well, you put the Instagram filter Sepia on.
Yeah.
They put Paris filter on this.
Yeah.
This is one of Seenux films.
this is Twilight
When's he making this?
Well that's my
So this is a bit later
On the timeline
But he is genuinely distracted by
This is I think
There's 969 is when shit's really kicking off
Yeah there's a civil war going on
He probably should not be doing this lad
He's making a film
He's making a film that he's starring him
And doing the music
You need to learn to outsource
Yes he does
It's a really important job
As delegation
Yeah
But
He's doing his own clips
Yeah he's doing his own clips
It's like lad
It's like lad
Learn to delegate
Delegate
So he bet
But he sees it as a chance
To like show Cambodia
beauty to the world.
Right.
It's kind of like a PR thing.
Fine, fine.
Visit Cambodia.
So he,
Sienuk revokes these treaties
that have been signed in 63 and 64,
which have been like unequal treaties with the French.
And he,
when the French are defeated,
when the,
sorry,
when the Nazis are defeated,
he seizes the opportunity
to just proclaim independence in 45.
But this is not recognized internationally.
Everyone's like,
nah.
And so he appoints,
this guy
Son Gok Tan
Yeah
Pretty good
As Prime Minister
He's a sort of nationalist
Right
He had previously organised
Anti-French protests
He's the one who starts
The Khmer language newspaper
So there's a bit of a power vacuons
Now formed
Basically
With who actually runs
Cambodia
But then the French eventually
So obviously the French
Have just been
Well they didn't even really beat the Nazis
They just got rid of them
Then the French come back
And put him under
they arrest him and exile
and put him onto house arrest
but they've got a little bit less
they've got far less power now
when the French come back
because now it's a bit more like
well you fucking left us
that's my point about the protector
as you fucked it
right so but then
this is what's quite interesting
is that the French
you know we talked to obviously
in the post world British series
about this sort of series
of declines and we just let it go
the French fucking really try
and hang on to it
because they get they come back
after World War II
and are like right
let's fucking
let's get it back.
It's clearly
a part of their lost
kind of virality
from World War II
they really wanted
to hold on to these
because they're very similar
in Vietnam as well
they hold onto it
very tight in the 50s
so this starts
in a way that Britain
doesn't really
no so this starts
the first Indochinese war
the second one
is known as the Vietnam War
India versus China
no that's not
they're not even coming
they're not into it
it is like calling
World War to
the Brazil Hawaii War
like it's just irrelevant
it is
but yeah
the first inter-Chinese war
is the France
basically trying to get back
their colonies of Vietnam
and Cambodia
and maybe Lao
and it's very important
especially for the Vietnam story as well
this is the origin of the beginning
because via Ho Chi Minh
who is the
the original jungle
communist leader of North Vietnam
I guess
Jungle Corbin
Hocci Min
he
But then I guess
what's
Corbyn's actually
concrete
Ho Chi Minh,
isn't it?
He's going off the back
of Ho Chi Minh.
So I don't know
what he would be called.
Council House Ho Chi Minh?
So he's Jungle Lenin.
Ho Chi Minh's Jungle Lenin.
And then, yeah.
Corbin is...
Corbin's inner city.
Yeah.
Inner city Stalin, I guess.
I don't know.
Foggy.
Overcast.
Yeah.
Anyway, so Jungle Lenin.
Big beans Ho Chi Men.
Yeah.
So, Jungle Lenin, Hocci Min.
Sorry, allotment Hocci Min.
Yes, yeah, there we go.
Got it.
We got it.
We got there.
So he starts, he forms the Viet Minh, which is the communist, the northern Vietnam thing.
And there's also, and then in Cambodia, see, it all gets very complicated now.
It's kind of a three-way fight in that you have the northern Vietnamese who are fighting the French to try and get control of Vietnam.
but they also want Cambodia to be absorbed into Vietnam.
And at all points throughout this story,
the Vietnamese are funded by the Chinese.
The Chinese are funding it because Mao's about.
And at all times in this story,
the Vietnamese are kind of like patronising the Cambodians
and not letting them.
There's a lot of ethnic tensions.
Yes, which is confusing.
Yeah.
Because they seem to be the same ethnicity.
But again, this is, you know,
the myth that it's only white people that are racist is really exposed here.
But it's Britain and Ireland, right?
I guess so.
They'd look at us saying we'd look the same.
They've got bigger heads.
I know, you can spot that.
Yes, I'm an expert.
I'm an amateur technologist.
But I imagine, Charlie, can you Google who has the bigger heads,
Vietnamese or Cambodian people?
Yeah, there must be some sort of database.
There must be.
There is no data to suggest that people in Vietnam or Cambodia have larger heads than the other.
Well, you know what kind of projects we need the patron to fund?
We need to get on a plane with some calipers stat.
Your dad went out to make documentaries in Cambodia.
I'm going to have it to measure some heads.
So the Cambodians have this thing called the Khmer Isirak, who are kind of, they're nationalists, sort of.
They're not really communist.
It's not like as distinct left, right.
There's so much going on.
And also anti-colonial, anti-imperialist kind of all blends into it as well.
because there's nationalists who can be anti-imperialists
as well as communists
but there's no sense yet
they don't know what communism is
there's no left or right
it's basically it's
get the French out of here
but this is what's funny about the book
the guy says that Cambodia doesn't have
the Judeo-Christian
Christian sense of good versus evil
it has jungle versus town
and it's forest versus village
that's the binary
they're like the
it's so far removed from our
yeah understanding
of our tree of knowledge
yeah there's their root it's a tree it's an actual tree
it's a palm tree that they're sitting under
with their legs up wait for a goat
and it's not good versus evil
it's tree versus village it's tree versus village
and if you're in the village you're bad I think
if you're in the town you're bad
right basically it's such an individualistic family
like there's no real community outside the family
and if there is they think it's bad
right because they think it's bourgeois sort of
I don't really know it's like spirits
It's an evil.
Yeah, it's just voodoo.
Right.
It's voodoo.
But you call Catholicism voodoo.
It is voodoo.
There's incense, the smells.
It's black magic.
Catholicism is black magic.
Look what the, look what the Vaskan do, you know?
Anyway, so the French side of the first inter-Chinese war, you have the state of
Vietnam, which...
Look at the state of Vietnam.
Look at the state of Vietnam.
US and France have recognized a government of Vietnam, but that's in what would now then
be the south vietnam is that dm oh fuck hell south vietnam the u.s propped up yeah yeah um and then
you have the kingdom of lao and you have the kingdom of cambod lao go ignore lao i don't know what the
fuck's going on ignore lao ignore it yeah what's what's la what i've got to hang on to in lao tree houses
no there's a lot of tree houses i think so uh yeah natural landscapes i don't know if that's enough
yeah what's there to do in lao no what's lao famous for what's lao famous for famous most famous
Lausian.
Landscapes.
And Buddhism.
What's the most famous
Lausian ever done?
Land of a million elephants.
Okay.
Elephants.
Anyway, you have
The Cambo...
We won't be doing an episode on it.
We will never do an episode.
We'll be covering that boy shot.
This is the most we'll ever talk about Laos.
So you have this...
Malve it alone.
Go on.
Yeah.
Come on.
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First in the China War, Cambodia is indirectly involved as it's sort of this key location for the moving supplies and troops.
I mean, this is a huge part.
The Vietnam forces.
Whether the North make what's called the Ho Chi Men's trade.
but I don't know if that's in this war.
Yes, it doesn't start to 59,
but basically because the,
now the US at this point,
and this is a really key part of the story.
Yeah, it is.
But the US don't recognize Cambodia,
Cambodian borders for a long time.
Right.
And so that trail that goes in and out
of the Vietnam, Cambodia border,
Ho Chi Minh,
Jungle Corbin or whatever,
he uses that to his advantage
to kind of vary troops and supplies.
It's a huge part, basically,
a quicker way round is basically
it's like when you're going through
from South Wales to North Wales
you had to go back through England
Yeah you've got to go to Cheshire
Yeah you've got to go via Cheshire
Basically to move supplies
And because North Vietnam's been bombed to shit
North Wales is awful
It's been bombed by the...
It seems like it's been bombed like napalm strikes
Rill could do with the napalm strikes
I did a gig in a leisure centre in real once
Oh, Lao's the most bomb country in history
I thought that was Cambodia
I think it's both of them
Right
So the Ho Chi Minh Trail obviously goes through both.
It must do, basically.
And all of the supplies
that the North Vietnamese need to keep their guerrilla war going.
But that's slightly later than what we're talking about now.
But yeah, basically the point is it's all a massive soup.
Right.
It's a hot pot.
Yeah.
It's Pol Pot's hot pot.
Right.
So Cambodia holds its first elections in 1946.
It's won by the Democrats who are heavily influenced by the French.
And Si Anuk is kind of designated as a constitutional monarch
and his power is kind of reduced.
He doesn't like that.
Now, in 51, they win again the Democrats,
and they're opposed to Cianuk's kind of pro-independence starts
because they're basically French puppets.
So Cianuk flees to fight with the Khmer Isirak,
who are the kind of Cambodian nationalists.
Now, this all kind of gets wrapped up
at the Geneva conference in 1954.
I love how Geneva is essentially the world's referee.
Yeah.
It's like, right, guy, come on, come on, everyone, get together.
What's going on?
Let's sort of this out.
So all the forces, different belligerents, they sign the thing, which ends eight years of the first war.
And the conference orders removal of all Vietnam forces in Cambodia within 90 days, and everyone has to demobilize.
And so Cambodia agrees to be kind of military neutral, right, which Sinook then is able to play off, right, where everyone was.
So the Cambodian communists, if that even is a thing at that point, they feel excluded.
And so the Vietnamese don't feel they've had really anything.
So they start to distrust the Vietnamese and the...
It's not Snook.
Snook and Minge.
Viet Minge and Snook.
Don't respond.
Carry on.
You really like leaving Charlie out of hand to drive, do you?
Anyway, so Cambodian independence.
So in 1953, he goes, oh, I'm off on for my holidays.
A bit like the Shah of Iran.
A lot of it.
This happens a lot.
Yeah.
You have a third world leader monarch.
Yeah.
He's never in the country.
Yeah.
He's lost to shit.
So he goes to France to request full independence, right?
And he fears the kind of growing popularity of the Khmer Isirak.
And he feels his status is going to be threatened.
Yeah.
Now the French don't say yes to this.
But then he goes, ah, fuck off.
And he goes and he propagizes it in the US and Canada and stuff.
And he then places himself on the self-imposed exile in Thailand, much like your dad.
there's a lot of men in their 50s
and self-imposed ex-I in Thailand
I understand it
it's interesting
what's going on in there
there's no judgment in Thailand
I'm in exile but no I'm in exile
I'm in exile I have to do this
I'm in exile from my own country
yeah
I'm an exile for my family in Thailand
they've kicked me out and I may have left
because I want to know what it's like
I want to try it and I feel I'll be judged in the UK
so he took a risk right
but France is so weak by this point
and they and also
You should say the actual fighting
in the first Indochina war
they don't fucking
it's a stalemate
they're defeated by
the early version
of the Viet Cong basically
right
but is it
guerrilla versus guerrilla warfare
what do you mean
because it's two jungle
warfares against each other
oh I thought you were being racist
against the French
called them actual guerrillas
it's guerrillas
yeah
yeah
so many levels
so many levels to this
it's a racist lasagna
this thing
so the French
don't really do anything
so Sianuk
just basically
pounces and declares French independence again Cambodian independence from France
and this is a sort of granted and so he returns to Phnom Penhiro in 1954 or four
doesn't matter so basically the French have tried their best to hold on to Cambodia
yeah but the rebels have pressured them they can't maintain it no eventually give it
so this is the French Vietnam War right it just so happens to be in Vietnam yeah
Um,
953.
Yeah.
So that,
that's kind of the,
the context.
Yes.
Right.
That's the world.
What's the worst
that could happen sort of vibe?
Yeah.
So it's all looking good.
Yeah.
Cambodian independence.
They've done it.
Yeah.
Now,
while this is going on,
mm-hmm.
There is a young boy born under the name Saloth Saar.
Yeah.
And then he keeps for a lot of his life.
Yeah.
Because Pol Pot's like his Heisenberg sort of soon.
Yeah.
That's end of season two where he puts the hat on.
Fedora on.
Put the fedora on.
But Sal al-Sar is kind of before he really turns, you know, to the dark side.
That's his given name.
Yeah.
So that's Anakin Skywalker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's born into an actually pretty wealthy...
Similar to Mao.
By Cambodian standards.
Very similar to Mao.
Very similar.
So basically a rich peasant.
Yeah.
In a way.
Yeah.
Sort of.
Lower middle class?
Lower middle class, right.
So his father owns 50 acres of rice, which is 10 times the average.
Yeah.
So that low, middle class, he can.
Cambodia, but what's low middle class here?
Does it mean your dad works at Foxton's?
I don't know.
I don't think you tell us lower middle class.
Right.
What's the classic low middle class job here then?
Probably a car, like an electrician or something.
That low middle class?
No.
No, that's cash in hand and they own their own companies and they got a van and stuff
and they're doing pretty well.
Okay, so his dad's a sparky.
They're culturally working class, but they're economic.
I mean, this is the point.
In Britain, it's like, it's all cultural rather than actually economic.
Because like Russell Bramwood's arm fucking working class
You know
It's true
But he's rich
Yeah
So all right
So his dad's like a sparky
Yeah let's say his dad's sparky
Anyway
So he
This young boy
Saloth Saar
His cousin is one of the favorite consorts
Of Prince Monivong
And his oldest brother works
As a clerk at the Royal Palace
And one of his sisters
Becomes a consort of Monivong
Monivong had nearly 50 consorts
during his life
and so he's basically
he's got connection
to the royal palace
so as he's a spoiled kid
comparatively to his friends
and stuff
in the village
there's a lot of poverty
but he's like
they've got quite a successful farm
he doesn't have to
face the brunt of a lot of poverty
he loves drama
he plays the violin
he's very good at football
especially for a scissor kick
yes
so it's sort of like a Higwita
kind of vibe
he lives in a Buddhist monastery
for a year
Decanios is a kick
and he does end up
to canoing
Cambodia.
So he's kind of just called
Unremarkable.
The probably most interesting
about his childhood
is that he,
with his connection
to the Royal Palace,
he goes in
and he has
all these sexual encounters
with the King's concubines.
And according to an academic,
quote,
two of the palace women
remembered that when Little Tsar came in,
the women would gather around him,
tease him,
eventually loosen his waistband,
fondle his genitals,
and masturbate him to a climax.
So he's essentially getting milked,
by the royal house.
I mean, that's quite,
that's quite a fantasy,
that isn't it?
Adler's Mondays.
Office for the day.
Yeah.
Woke up here.
It's just him getting milked up.
I mean,
he doesn't get much better than that,
is that all the women
gathered around you,
teasing you,
like,
because they're making fun of it.
How old are they?
How old are they?
How old are them?
The concubats?
How old are the ladies?
I don't know.
They're probably like 19, 20,
and he's like 13.
That's a pretty,
I mean,
as far as,
as far as,
first sexual experience that's what you want you want an attractive older woman to be making fun
of you in buckingham palace and then they say come here you little loser loosen your waistband
yeah and then i mean how helpless must he be yeah in a great way it's basically like um stage diving
but you're being wanked off but imagine imagine going to buckingham palace because you know somebody
works there but still you feel like you have to dress up and like around the corner people are getting
their obees and you're just being like oh oh you're just being like milked he's got milked yeah by like
like, I don't know, Prince Beatrice or whoever.
Which is because Charlie's ended his dry spell,
it was getting so bad that we were going to have to milk.
We're going to have to milk you, yeah.
We're going to have to loosen your waistband and fond of your genitals until you...
This is what Charlie thinks will happen one day when he comes into the office
and that we'll all gather around him and eventually just wake up.
He was getting pretty erratic.
He was, you had three months without a shag.
Yeah, it was affecting my work.
You were ripping down curtains.
It's affecting your work.
It was, it was.
What was the excuse before that then?
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
No, no, no, we can't know.
We can't know.
But he does seem throughout his life,
and part of what I think is interesting about Saloth's art
is he's clearly a charming boy.
He's got a, get his smile up.
There is a charisma.
He's got an incredible smile.
He ends up looking quite a lot like a young Gary Shandling.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you see that?
Yeah, yeah, I get that.
Yeah, he does have this late night smile charm.
Yeah, look at that.
Yeah, he looks like Gary Shandling.
Yeah.
He's very photogenic.
Yeah, great smile.
Yeah.
similar to Mao as well
Mao had a good
he does look a bit
like Garishandling
you're right
yeah he does
yeah it is
it's crazy
well there could be a rumor
that Pol Pot is Garishandling
they're the same
but Mal had a similar
kind of you know
cheeky smile
look at his shaking hands
he's very
very photogenic
likable
so yeah that's a big part
of the story
because it's not
none of that
a lot of time
it's a mastermind
someone's super intelligent
it seems like
his smile took him
a long way
yeah because he was thick
yeah
they all were
Yeah, his tallest dwarf thing
I guess, you know, he's the most clever thick person.
By the late 1940s, he had failed all his exams.
He went to one of the lisees in Cambodia.
One of the three schools.
One of the three French schools, but he failed all the exams.
To be fair to him, it's all in French.
Yeah.
I was terrible at French.
I can't.
People in glass houses.
And he's a rice farmer who's got a scissor kick.
So I guess, you know, in nowadays schooling, we would have been like,
well, what's he good at?
You know, let's send him to Loughborough Uni.
Yeah.
You know, he would have done a sports science degree at Luffington.
Yeah, right, but he ends up being a communist leader.
That's what's so funny.
He's done one year of uni at Loughborough because he's good at scissor kicking.
He should be a PT, not a, he should be a PT.
He should be giving me piles and David Lloyd.
That's what he should be doing, Pol Pot.
I've got Paul Piles.
He should be like a charming, it would be a charming PT with a nice smile.
Yeah.
Not much going on.
He's giving me Paul Piles.
Yeah.
Anyway, it's what happens when a Loughbury uni dropout takes over a country.
It's a blood bath.
So, but in 1914.
49, he wins one of five national scholarships to go and study in France.
And so...
This is a defining moment, right?
Because there's very few people who actually pick for this.
Yes.
So this is the kind of great sliding doors moment.
Since 1900, only 250 Cambodians ever get to go and study in France.
Right.
So this is the big turning point of his life in many ways.
And I think...
Now, I think it's either the day he gets on the ship or it's the day he arrives in Paris.
I have a feeling it's the day he arrived in Palace.
It's the same day in 19...
49 or 50, when Mao declares communist China.
Right.
So it's a very potent historical day.
For Asian communism.
For Asian communism.
Yeah.
For jungle Lenins around the world.
Yeah.
So he, again, in Paris in this time, it's like, this is Sartre, it's Camus.
It's the ultimate, stinky French, snooty, smoking cigarette.
Yeah, Paris, it's a seminar room talking about how awful capitalism is.
but you don't know that people are listening to you.
Yeah.
And they might actually do...
Oh, no, don't do it.
No, don't, please don't do it.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
No, no, we talk about it.
Yeah, we just talk about it.
We winch.
Yeah, we're winching.
No, I don't...
Oh, fuck.
But they're also, it's where, like, existentialism's coming in.
Yeah.
After the war.
There's a lot of nihilism.
Yeah.
And he's there...
Anti-colonialism.
He's getting every sort of fourth word.
Pol Pot.
He's listening in to all these, like...
Are you listening, Paul?
He's just doing scissors kicks.
Yeah!
So he's studying radio engineering.
He finds academic life difficult and uninspiring.
Obviously, he fails exams there again.
But he begins socialising with Marx's students
because it's the 50s in Paris.
And one of the most transformative thing
is that he has an opportunity in like the summer.
He can either go to Switzerland on a camping holiday
or he can go to Yugoslavia
to build like a railway program
or build motorway in Zagreb.
And the Yugoslavia trip is free.
So he goes, well, I'll do that.
And this is where he sees communism in action.
And he's like, oh, this is good.
Is it good at this stage?
I think if you just see someone build a motorway,
you think, well, that's brilliant.
Right, right.
But mind, he's never seen a road.
Fair enough.
Let alone a motorway.
Yeah.
So he's like, fucking hell, communism.
Yeah.
Crazy.
He's got three lanes of traffic.
We've just got a dirt road with a goat on it.
Yeah.
He joined the circler Marxist in 51,
which is where he meets his mate,
Leng Sari
who is
later becomes
one of the top
Khmer Rouge guys
Brother number three
Brother number three
Paul Paul brother number one
brother number one
brother number two
Brother number two
Brother number three
Yeah
number six
So they have
these like reading sessions
Yeah
And again
he's not particularly vocal
during these meetings
because he describes them all
as going above his head
and they were led by people
with diplomas
which he did not have
That's quite funny
I was over my head
No I didn't know what was going on
but you did
he did
enact it
you didn't run a
communist society
yeah I didn't know
what it was though
to be fair to him
he says
so he read
now the book
that we read
the Philip Short book
is very funny
about this
is that
Pol Pot reads Marx
Lenin and Robespier
but finds it all
quote
bewildering
he's going
I got no fucking idea
what this is
not a clue
because you have to remember
Marxism is written
about German
industrial society
industrial society
it's nice that he admits
it
well yeah
At this point, yeah.
But you don't know the rest of the
He seems like a nice guy.
You don't know what the rest of the story is, Charlie.
When I was reading it, because in the Philip short book,
it gets so long before anything bad happens.
I'm really liking Paul.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's coming across, he's getting milked, he's shagged out,
he's kicking the ball around.
Yeah.
He's got a nice smile.
Like, he definitely is likable at this stage.
Yeah, he's nailing it.
I don't know.
He's going to France going, I don't know, what's going on.
Anyone want to milk me here, you know?
I'm excited to see what happens.
Yeah.
What's the worst that could happen?
Yeah.
I will say for later episodes
it'll be the gnarliest stuff we've ever talked about
I will say that now
we've had a lot of fruit loops on this show
sure this cunts absolutely crackers
yeah right anyway
um you can quote me on that
he's bananas this guy
what he goes on to do is
it's not cricket
it's definitely not cricket
pop pot this cunt's absolutely crackers
this pot that's my point
we've had a lot of fruit lips on the show
but this cunt's absolutely crack.
It's all these bananas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can quipe on that.
I'll stand by all of that.
Your Honor, I stand by it.
He's a fruit loop.
He's a mad man.
He's just a bit off.
Yeah, there's something off about him.
Something off about him.
But again, Charlie, you wouldn't know that at this stage.
He's a young boy who's being milked by, you know,
the Queen's, called sorts, whatever.
He's getting Fanny and he can't, he doesn't understand.
He's getting funny and he's got a scissor kick.
And he's a good time.
He seems like to be like...
What other dictators have got a scissor kick?
Yeah.
You know?
True.
Don't think Hitler had a scissor kick
Don't even hit that had a scissor
No
No no
I can't think of anyone
This smiley nice man
I think Gaddafi might have had some
Gaddafi's in gold
Doing a Higwita
Goodaffi's unorthodox
I imagine Gaddafi had some
Could do quite a few keepy upies
Because famously his son was awful of football
And he bought the football club
So I don't think Gaddafi can play football
Anyway
So he is reading these books
That make no sense to him
Because Cambodia does not have
have an industrial class or really a sense
of community. No. It's a jungle.
The jungle and village. They have the
forest and they have the town.
Yeah. And the town is bad.
I don't know why. Yeah. But the town is bad.
Maybe because it's French.
Sure. Because French are building towns.
It's, yeah, it's a jungle.
Who knows? I'm a Cambodian
get me out of here. Right.
So Anodeca are they in this camp?
Antone Deca there. They should do
they should do a Killingfield's version of Andes
they should.
Yeah. Well, you just send Gemma Collins to the killing fields.
I'm a celebrity, get me out of this genocide.
Yeah.
So Pol Pot much prefers Stalin because he can sort of understand that.
He gets it.
Purity, self-criticism.
And he likes Mao because obviously at this point,
Mao is adapting communism to the Chinese reality of peasant.
Yeah, it's moving away from the industrial thing
to be more rural rice farmers, peasantry.
But this is the great problem with Cambodian communism,
is that, and I've said this you before,
like Chinese
whispers communism
in that you have
Russia, right,
that's communism.
And then China's like,
oh yeah,
I get that, we'll do a version
of it.
And then Vietnam's like,
oh yeah,
I get that.
By the time it gets to Cambodia,
they're like,
oh yeah,
you just kill everyone
with glasses.
Yeah, I get it,
right.
Anyone who's got a degree,
just murder.
Yeah, whatever.
Anyway,
we'll get to that.
So he sort of starts
to crystallize
his worldview that
Cambodia's salvation
will come through
revolution by the rural
poor and not the political process.
Okay.
So, anyway,
the Marxist circle
decides that one member should return to Cambodia to see what's going on because at this
point, the French Indochina War is still happening. And they don't know who to support because
it's fucking, it's a massive hot pot of who knows, right? So Pol Pot, having failed his exams and lost
his scholarship, volunteers to go back, because I think he's about to be kicked out of Paris
anyway. And at this point, he returns to Cambodia. Now, maybe we should leave this episode here.
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we will see what Pol Pot does
when he gets back to Cambodia
and I'll tell you now
It's a bit fucking fruiting.
This guy's a fruit cake, right?
You heard it here first, folks.
You heard it here first.
Pol Pot, quote, fruitcake.
Thanks for joining us.
We'll see you next time.
Thank you.
