Fin vs History - Smashing The Glass Floor As Well As The Ceiling | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 1/6)
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Thatcher, Thatcher, the Cumsnatch.
Post-war British Prime Ministers
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This is the start of an epic six-parter on Thatcher
And the Falklands
You can accuse us of many things
Sure
What you cannot accuse us of
Is of not providing any context for this
Okay, yeah
There's been a long road to Thatcher
There was a ten-part algorithm destroying series
In the summer
That you can have before this
To make sense of why on earth
We elect a woman as Prime Minister
You can see the YouTube views
it's sort of like
the economy during
COVID and Brexit
it just went like this
and the economy
during the 70s
actually.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah.
His wife Thatcher comes into it.
I think Douglas Alec Hume
the Titanic figure.
Yes.
Very much that should
comes out of Hume's shadow.
Yes, exactly.
Everyone thought no one will be able to do it
and out of nowhere
this woman comes.
It took Thatcher to displace
Alec Douglas Haleck.
What's his name again?
I don't know.
I always said Hume Douglas Hume.
Alex Douglas Hume.
Today we are dealing with
with Mummy, Mummy's early life.
Yes. Look at her there, resplendent in a Sunday best.
I mean, my goodness. Yeah, she really, if we talk about aura
of post-war British Prime Ministers, she must be up there.
She cleans up? Yes. She's the most, the longest serving Prime Minister this
country's had since the war. Yep. The most controversial? For sure. The most divisive.
We're still living in Thatcher's Britain. We are Thatcher's children. Thatcher, this country is
Atley's child.
Atley is its dad. And then in 1979,
Margaret Thatcher puts a strap on and fucks
Atley up the ass. And that's who
we are today. Yes.
Is we are Atley's Britain who's been pegged.
Yeah. Cut dad. Bitch, mum.
The bitch is back. And it's time
for mummy. We are in
1979. As always, we need to find
out what people were calling tits in the
80s. So this is pretty bleak.
This is almost as bleak as it gets.
But the 80s is, you know,
Thatcher ushers in the dawn of new
money.
Yeah.
She unleashes new money.
Yeah, she unleashes my dad.
Your dad is Thatcher's actual child.
And so we need, this is the start of new money tits.
Yes.
So fake tits start in the 80s, I'd say.
Any of that sort of wartime decorum is now being eroded.
You walk down the street in the 80s London, you don't know whose tits are fake
and who's aren't because of Thatcher.
Big hair, fake teeth, big tits.
So if we could just, let's get chat cheapy tea up, Charlie.
And if you could just tell us what a slang for boobs in the 80s.
We've got jugs and knockers, which I guess are like classic ones that I guess we just thought we're always around.
But it's interesting to know, it's interesting to know a world before jugs or knockers.
Here we go.
80s is tits.
We're in the tit now.
I guess were they not called tits before?
No.
That's interesting.
Fun bags starts.
Bristol's Baps, norks.
I think fun bags defines the age quite a bit.
Chesticles.
Hooters.
melons, cans.
Because it was a lot of it,
it was a concentrated area of London
and the south-east
just honking on fun bags
while the minds were closing.
Yes.
You know,
it's an era of contrasts.
And Charlie,
just to give some contrasts,
just googled what Mongolian
euphemisms for tits in the 80s
were,
breast button.
Push my breast buttons, please.
Is that next to your trouser button,
your Pino button?
In the phrenology heads.
Women are born with a breast button,
and you push that
and their breasts get bigger.
So Thatcher, Margaret Hilda Roberts, she's born, Hilda, again.
Is she white?
Yes, she's white, isn't she?
She's about as white as it gets.
Yeah, it's probably.
She's the original white woman.
Margaret Hilda Roberts, that is.
It's a white name.
That's not been cut with anything.
Well, you say that, Hilda gives a, there's a bit of, there's a bit of southern.
Hilda.
Hilda.
Shit, yeah.
Get in here, Hilda.
There's no way Hilda doesn't have massive jugs, do you know what I mean?
Well, she, I don't know what Fatchezter's the fun banks are talking, saying.
Fucking Thatcher's got puppies.
listen in the 1970s
Britain is the sick man of Europe
sure and what else does a sick man need
but a fucking sexy nurse
yes
Maggie gives the sick man
yeah his medicine
the milk that brings it back to life
exactly yeah
she get mummy gives medicine
take your cowpole Britain
now Margaret Hilda Roberts
is born on the 13th of October
1925 in Grantham
which is a
whole. Have you been there? I've been to Grantham.
What are you doing at Grantham? I did a spiky Mike gig
in Grantham about 15 years ago.
Absolute drivel. Right. There's a promoter
Spikey Mike who's full name of Spikele
Michael. Yeah.
He dresses... Does he right? Run a
Spikey Mike run that gong show in Derby, right?
He's got the East Midlands sewn up.
Yeah, yeah. He's like a local baron, right?
He's like his fiefdom.
He's an open mic baron who dresses like
Guy Fierry.
Flamed bandana
and the Hawaiian shirts.
and compares.
You can't really get,
he's like the mafia around there.
You can't really gig
without him at least know about it
or getting it the okay.
The open mic stand-up circuit
in this country has five families.
Spikele Michael runs the east,
the East Midlands.
Yeah.
Then you've got MIRTH control,
Jeff Whiting and his wife, Marley.
They got the South East Sown up.
Sown up, yeah.
The West Country, there was a woman,
what was she called?
Josh Jones got the West Country Sown up.
Yeah, what's that one in the Northeast
that what they do gigs
are like Darlington?
Oh, Hilarity Bites.
Hilarity Bites, Neil Jolly.
There you got to pay your respects to Neil Jolly.
If you want to get in a bowling alley in North Allerton,
you've got to pay your juice to Neil Jolly.
I did, yeah, Hilarity Bites.
I was Hilarity Bites,
new comedian of the year finalist.
Wait, five.
Oh, I thought you'd want to say 2017,
2018.
And I had to, because I had to get my train back,
I had to leave after my set.
So I went on first, died on my fucking hole.
You imagine you in Darlington.
Irondis, died.
Get on the train.
I fucked it.
I came second.
Wow.
So I was like, how badly did, like, how badly was everyone else after me?
But you know why that was so hard for you?
Why?
Thatcher.
Right, okay.
The divides, you know, the, the seeping wounds that Thatcher leaves,
means it's very hard for you to do well in Darlington.
Sure, sure.
But not so badly that you can't come second because there's no fun up there at all.
Even the best comedian from Darlington is not, it's finishing fourth in that.
Because she took everything away from me.
Yes.
So Margaret Hilda Roberts, Granthor.
what a hole.
Now, she grew up above her parents' greengrocer's shop
and the family, the Roberts family, are staunch Methodists.
And that's quite important.
This is crucial.
Yeah, because she's as Protestant as it gets, really.
Well, it's very, it's interesting or it's not,
but I was going into the different denominations of Protestantism this morning.
Right.
And because I was sort of thinking, why is, what is Methodism?
Yes. It gets thrown around a lot.
Yeah.
And, you know, we're now getting into some pretty, highly boring stuff.
the different denominations of prostitism.
The thing about Protestantism,
Catholicism, there's a more collective tradition, right?
Protestantism is like you can be as fucking nuts as you like.
Yeah.
You can go as hard as you want
because you just make a new denomination.
That's what I mean is it seems like there's a massive,
there's a tree in Protestantism.
Well, you're not fucking hardcore enough.
I'm going to be even more boring.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to get up an hour earlier than you
and I'm a got new denomination.
It's like, it's bro podcasts getting up an hour earlier every time.
Catholic is just like, we're sloppy,
we nap in the day, we suck each other off.
and there's a paedophilia crisis.
And Protestant's like, I'm getting up at 4 a.m.
I'm going up at 3 a.m.
Bed, 3 p.m.
Well, you know.
Separate beds.
Separate beds.
That's my new denomination, separate bedism.
So, methodism is essentially, from what I can understand,
it's that everyone has a chance of grace,
but it's up to them to do it.
It stresses free will.
Pull yourself up by your robe straps.
it's like
so whereas Presbyterianism
which is Calvinist
would say that everything's fucked
Well Calvin is it is a presbyterian
It's a branch of Calvinism
But Calvinism is fucking hardcore isn't it
Yes Calvin's like
It's already everything's going to
That's going to happen
It's going to always happen right?
Everything's fucked
It's predestined
It's predestined
Yeah everything's fucked
So there's no point in having fun
because it's fucked
Yeah it's predestined
You're predestined to not have fun
And Presbyterism comes out of that
But what's funny about Calvinism
is that everything's predestined
But they don't use that opportunity
to be like Yolo
fuck it.
Yeah.
It's like it's all predestined
so we're going to be
really conservative.
It's sad Yolo.
It's all predestined
so let's just keep money tight.
What's your spending?
If you were loose with money
that was pre-dested as well.
No.
So it's kind of confused.
I don't really understand.
But Methodism stresses
that it's all about free will
and that grace is there for anyone
if they choose to enact it.
A lot of central beliefs in America
are Methodists, right?
And it makes sense, the American attitude.
That sort of Protestant desire
American dream is quite...
Yeah, so what this essentially means
is that Thatcher grows up in an environment
where her religious upbringing
tells her that being poor
is a moral failing. Sure.
Because everyone has the ability
to get out of poverty.
Yeah. Which, there may be some truth in that,
but it completely... Got quite emotional there.
Sorry, there's some truth. I believe that.
I watch...
It's got emotional talking about
how it's poor people's is their fault.
Sorry.
I've never she just articulates my belief so clearly
poor people's fault that they're poor
sorry I'm sorry
if you just got up early
some people are born so thick and stupid
that there's many that it's not
it's their fault they're poor
she just she just articulates my belief
so strongly
you know she's not the hero we wanted
but she's the one that we need
she her point is
is that you know I agree that I think
anyone can work so hard
to not be poor
but her belief system completely discounts anything like structural
or like what we end up seeing
is that her opinion of how the state what the state can offer
is like just get out of the way and let it's up to you
it's up to you do it
I'm gonna close that you fucking get on with it
and if you don't get on with it is your fault
and it means you're never going to get on with it
because you're a bad lazy thicker
and you're not ever at the whims of bigger forces than yourself
no yeah she's a big she's big into that iron rand
Yeah, of course.
Atlas shrugged, I think.
She's written quite a few.
The libertarian, like the Bible.
That's like, yeah,
ultimatarian, which is basically
just no state whatsoever.
Nah, get out the way.
Yeah.
Like, no traffic lights, you work it out.
Yeah.
Seat belts, nah.
Motorway.
Do you know what?
We're not even going to put an arrow
saying you can drive this way.
Also, you guys work out between you.
Build your own roads.
Why not?
Yeah.
If you need them.
Why do you need the states?
If you need a road,
where are you going?
We'll build the road as you drive.
Where we put in our bins?
I don't know.
Fuck it.
just throwing rubbish and your neighbours
let him deal with it. It's his fault if he's got
a garden full of rubbish. It's his moral
veiling. So
for example, this is how
religious, her religion
kind of falters in her youth. She
calculates that for angels to be able to fly
they would need a six foot breastbone to support
their wings. So
she's a kill joy quite early on
I guess. I know it's all.
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School at some point.
In 1938, Thatcher's older sister, Muriel.
I've got sure she's gorgeous.
She sounds gorgeous.
Charlie, let the dog see the rabbit.
Let's have a look at Muriel Thatcher.
Let the knob see the tits.
Oh, sorry, that's not a good thing.
Let the lad see the tits.
Muriel Thatcher.
Let me see tits.
No, it doesn't really work.
Where is she?
Oh, yeah.
That's her.
Yeah.
She's an absolute, back in the day, you know, she was an absolute salt.
Do you?
Yeah.
I'm not getting that.
No, yeah.
She's into some absolute film.
You know she is.
Look at it.
Look at that fucking knowing smile.
Absolute minks.
Really?
I'm trying to work, love.
Oh, look at her there.
Look at this.
Christ, chung down the snake.
Fucking hell.
So that's Muriel Thatcher.
I'm at work.
Can we stop showing pornography?
Please.
Now, Muriel Thatcher had a Jewish pen pal in Vienna who escaped Austria after the
Anschlis.
Now, I don't know why you did, why.
You know, again, we are pro-A.
Anselist makes perfect sense.
Of all Hitler's politics.
that was the one to keep.
Potentially it's maybe the fact she's Jewish, maybe.
I don't know.
Look, that's not the point.
The point is that Germany and Austria...
Oh, you're saying that it's irrelevant, she's Jewish.
Yes, at this point, it's irrelevant.
Germany and Austria are the same country, okay?
Yeah.
The Anschlis, I don't know why you're leaving off to the Anshundas.
No, I'm sure, yeah.
He hasn't done anything yet.
The Anschlis makes sense.
Anyway, so the Roberts family take her in,
and hearing about the treatment of the pen pals family by the Nazis.
So quite a woke dad in some way.
becomes vocally anti-Nazi.
So, you know, I get off the attach train
quite early, actually.
You know, she reportedly...
She's not all good, is what you're saying.
Well, I think people are like,
oh, what she did in the 80s?
What she did in the 30s was unconscionable, you know.
She reportedly shouts as a man
and her local Chippy for complimenting Hitler.
You want to meet the man.
Can I shake your hand?
Can I put...
Sorry, can I just pay for his fish supper?
Halligan chips for me and get yourself on as well.
The gentleman at the back's paid for this, sir.
It's just me standing in a chip shop, lifting my hand.
I'll get those.
It's so funny to send someone some greasy chips across a bar.
That's not me.
What's interesting about Thatcher's dad, though,
is that he was a member of the Rotary Club.
He's a big part of the community, right?
And he's taken a refugee in.
He's actually got quite, in some ways,
progressive liberal politics.
Well, another big thing about Methodism
is like social justice.
Yeah.
But Thatcher almost doesn't see that
because it's all about the moral
Social justice is up to you
and if you should do it
Brilliant. I'm not helping with that
But brilliant, yeah, yeah.
But I think her dad is obviously
much more into the social justice.
But it's interesting how he seems to be
like quite altruistic.
Yeah.
As a father and she looks like
and also Thatcher, if we're going more
into psychoanalysis, the biggest daddy's girl in the world, right?
She can't stand her mom.
Yeah.
You can define people with what relationship they have
which ones the parent they're more defined by
and she's so clearly
one of those women who loves the dad
She said that after the age 15
She had nothing to say to her mother
Okay, I mean that's fair enough
You've run out of things
Well, I'm mummy
So there's not enough room for two monies in this house
What on earth do we have to talk about now?
Yeah, fuck off
I'm done that.
Should we run out of things to say to her mum
That's not the point
Yeah
There's only so many things you say to say to your mum
Yeah, that's not how your relationship
with your mum works
Wow, milk, wipe my arse.
What are you still doing here?
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
I'm done now.
But she added it.
She did a key interest in science.
And she accidentally created chlorine gas and gas the science block while she was at Grantham Girls School.
In 1943, she attends the University of Oxford to study chemistry.
She graduates with second class honors.
She applied to work in imperial chemical industries but was rejected after the
the Krutus founded to be, quote, headstrong, obstinate and dangerously self-opinionated.
I mean, in the 40s having a woman like that.
Dangerously self-pinionated.
In the 49, she was named as the Tory candidate for the Labour safe seat, Dartford.
Now, during this time, she meets one of the great characters of the series, Dennis Thatcher.
Margaret was like his woke puppet in a way.
That was the acceptable face of the marriage, right?
Well, what's so funny, yeah, is that Thatcher is the, you know, Dennis Thatcher is, his opinions are like backbench stuff.
Yeah.
And when you see how extreme Margaret is, you're like, okay, Dennis, rain it, rain in the fuck in.
She's coming back home and to Dennis.
Yeah, basically, they had to not, he was only allowed to smile and like nod.
Yeah, so he thought he's a sweet man.
Because he had, he was pro whites in Rhodesia.
He was pro apartheid.
He, at one point in the 80s during an election campaign, she gets questioned a lot about
the Falklands.
Yeah.
And he then says that we were stitched up by BBC puffs and trots.
So he's addicted to.
being on the right side of history.
Yeah.
Yeah.
BBC puffs and trots.
To be fair.
That's how you described the BBC.
That's how I describe it.
Full of puffs and trots.
Puffs and trots.
There's trots guy puffs at the beep.
She describes Dennis as, quote,
not a very attractive creature, but very reserved.
Dennis was a divorcee,
and she fought out with her dad over her love for him.
Because the divorcee thing.
I guess so.
don't really know.
Maybe also because Dennis was probably quite a salty dinner conversationist.
These are Afghans.
What are they doing?
I've been to this.
So you've got a deer in your attic, right?
So in the 50s, Thatcher was working for Jay Lyons and Co, which is a confectionery thing.
And there's an urban...
There's an urban myth that she basically made soft serve ice cream, Mr. Whippy.
But it's interesting to how potentially it was done by leftists to get at her, but it seems
like a compliment that she'd come up with something that's not lasting.
The whole idea was basically...
that it's taking, putting air into actual ice cream
and making it more profitable.
I mean, leftist jokes aren't on that funny, are they?
Because you made the quality of the ice cream less
and just like you've done with the trains.
Bunch of Trotsky's puff.
Say that again, you Trotsky, it's puff.
That's what Dennis is saying.
Let's check in with whatever Dennis is saying throughout the series.
Now, she enters politics in sort of the 50s
In 1953, she gives birth to twins, Carol and Mark.
Obviously, she's already got a pair of puppies up top.
They are born prematurely, and we all discuss what Dennis does during the birth on the patron,
when we're talking about Thatcher's children.
But she decided to not run in the 55 election because she just had the kids.
In 59, she runs for candidacy in Finchley, and she wins.
So she's in the House of Commons in the 50s.
She's in.
The floodgates are open now.
From this point on, it's just women everywhere.
Yeah, how many women are in the House of Commons at this point?
In the 50s?
In 59.
Let's have a look.
I think Atley got a couple of birds in.
Let the dog see the rabbit.
There were 25 women MPs out of, so 4%.
4%.
And what is it now, Charlie?
I don't even want to see.
I don't even...
We've gone 40.
Christ.
10fold.
10fold.
Dangerous.
The West has fallen.
Now, in 1961, she goes against the Tory government of the day.
to vote in favour of restoring birching as corporal punishment.
Caning.
Burkers.
Not Burkers, Birching.
Thank you, Charlie.
She definitely was not restoring burkers.
Now, Macmillan promotes us to the front bench
as Secretary, Ministry of Pensions.
It makes sense.
That's on the bench.
That's on the bench.
Christ.
It makes sense that McMillan, you know,
the first cuck prime minister,
elects a strong woman,
lets her through the door.
He loves it.
That's his mortal failing, right?
It's his love of strong women who wear strap-ons.
exactly she's the first woman in history to hold the post 66 she's promoted the shadow treasury team
now 68 she draws criticism for her response to enoch powell's rivers of blood speech where she basically
says the bank's the river type of faming with much blood which she basically says I agree with the
sentiment but he used his poor choice of words which is not the criticism I think you're meant to make
no I don't think so yeah you meant to say what a beautifully articulated bad idea because he actually
articulate you very well.
Yeah, to be honest, yeah.
It's poetry.
It's undeniably well written.
It's just very racist poetry.
You shouldn't be like, yeah, I just think he could have ordered it.
I would have said it.
I reckon you could have been a bit more blunt, Enoch.
I didn't really understand what you meant, but I don't.
Throughout the whole career accusations of racism kind of dog hurt.
Yes.
Now, in 1970, Thatcher becomes education secretary in Edward Heath, the goat government.
And this position was seen as a, quote, safe department for a,
woman to run.
Heath would only have one woman in the cabinet at the time.
No one hates women more than Heath.
Heath is the goat.
He doesn't see women.
What are you?
Who's around the cabinet table?
Right.
The first thing, we need to actually get someone to be education secretary.
Yeah.
And he's, yeah, and he's like, everyone's like, well, Margaret's there.
He's like, there's an empty chair next to the energy.
Where's our secretary?
She supports the continued running of grammar schools, which was a big thing at this point.
And this is where we get the first, her first nickname.
She's a woman of many nicknames.
Well, grammar schools are very much, Thatcher, right?
Because they sort of pour yourself up by your brain straps.
By your what?
By your brain straps.
Yeah, put yourself up by your brain.
Margaret Thatcher, as Education Secretary,
she abolishes free school milk for children at age 7 to 11 brackets except in case of disability.
Well, how far is the disability going?
I don't think it's ADHD.
Right.
Nowadays, obviously, everyone's got milk.
A bloated state.
now everyone's got milk
can we just see what were the
the parameters of disability to still get milk
and Thatcher I want to know
is Thatcher taking milk away from
quadriplegia
I mean this is her first big
controversy with the nation right
she breaks through yeah this is everyone
hates for this I think the image of having
the most powerful woman in the country
at the time right she's the only cabinet
the imagery of her taking milk away
it's so far removed from what a woman
should be doing.
Yes, which is giving milk.
It's attendance at a special school.
Yep.
So you would have been fine.
Yep.
Yep.
And you still get milk.
We give you milk every record.
I love milk.
We don't pay him, though.
No.
I get paid in milk.
You get paid in whole milk.
You need a certificate and you need to go to a special school.
So it's basically like she is in, she's kind of the opposite of Marcus Rashford.
She's get those kids off the milk.
But it was a huge backlash.
Thatcher, Thatcher, the milk snatcher.
That was the big thing.
And it is very, you know, it's, um, people would, um, people would
say it's a misogynist.
There's a huge element of that, though.
Yeah.
In the same way that people go on about...
It's just not how anyone had viewed women before.
Yeah.
Getting into power to take milk away.
It's just so...
There's something so like almost Freudian about...
You can't be...
Throughout a whole career, I think Thatcher symbolically represents so much.
There's a weird sexual tension between her and Scargill, I feel.
Oh, yeah.
There's just...
The fact that a woman's doing this to, like, traditionally masculine parts of the country.
I'm sorry.
There's something going on.
You can't be that fit walking around with those airbags.
and taking milk away.
Is it airbags?
People call them
Fun bags,
what you mean?
Whatever they are.
Airbags.
Yeah,
because I want to just slam my head
and I want to slam on the brakes
and just poof.
I want to get a big powdery face.
I want to hit a lamp post
and smash my face
into Thatcher's airbags.
And you can quote me on that.
I'll stand by that,
Your Honor.
So she gets called
Thatcher the Milk Snatcher
and it's a huge,
like the press go mad with it
for weeks.
and it almost makes a
I'm checking up
it almost makes a leave
almost makes a relief parliament
I'm going to turn into Jordan Peterson
it's just a tragedy
sorry of all the series we've done
of all the series we've done
this is what I want
this is the one I don't want
I care the most about
yeah of course
I almost think we shouldn't really
be making fun of it
it's mummy
it's mother
mother dearest
the public backlash
almost made her leave politics
and she says
this is crucial
this is kind of her origin myth
she learns a valuable lesson
Quote, I had incurred the maximum of political odium for the minimum of political benefit.
Okay.
That's how people spoke back then.
Basically means fuck it.
Yeah.
She becomes entrenched.
Fuck it then.
But what I think is interesting is that the way that the left deal with people on the right
who they don't like is attacking them so much and trying to destroy their character,
but a lot of the time that entrenched them, right?
And with JK Rowling, right?
Yeah.
Okay, put her head by the parapet, the left made such an attack on her that she became
mentaler and mentler.
And I think a lot of people think
if you just keep trying to attack someone
it will wear them down
but a lot of the time these type of people
it just entrenches them
and makes them go way more radical.
And she's now,
she seems to thrive in a conflict.
Yes.
So she's constantly looking for an enemy
to have conflict with.
Now, 1975,
Thatcher beats Heath for the Tory leadership
which forces him to go
on the longest sulking history,
which we talked about in our Heath episode.
We should place this, really, shouldn't me?
Should we place her becoming leader, 75?
So, 1975.
So 1975, this is,
it's before the Berlin Wall falls down.
And it is after...
The Berlin Wall's put up.
Fine.
No, no.
No, lovely stuff.
Let's go on with it.
That's a great placing.
It's bang in the middle.
Bang in the middle.
Take all the fun out of the game.
We've got too much history to cover.
It's halfway through the Berlin Wall's life.
I wonder if that one...
Powder jelly invented.
I wonder if that woman
has married the Berlin Wall yet.
You know there's a woman
who married the Berlin Wall?
I didn't know that.
There's a woman who married, yeah.
Are they still together?
I think she's lost her husband.
1979.
Oh, just before.
Right, fine.
Just before she married the Berlin Wall.
Anyway, so, she beats heath.
Now, she's supported mainly
by right-wing Tories and Southern English members.
She becomes the opposition during Wilson.
Wilson's second term.
You can hear our take on that
in our episode
stop pegging granddad
which is kind of
that's the gist of it
so she's one of the few
Conservative MPs
who vote in favour
of decriminalising
homosexuality in 1966
which people thought was woke
but you're looking back
at it you're like oh
yeah but
she comes back with a vengeance
in the 80s
but she's actually trying to do it
she still thinks
it's a moral sin
yes so she's not doing it
from like a woke angle
I think she's doing it
just as a practicality
oh it's just so she wants to
decriminalize homosexuality
because they don't be prison
they need to go to the doctors
to get conversion therapy.
Right, right, right.
So, yeah, even though she, yeah,
she does it in the least way possible.
It's that thing where you ask some,
whenever you ask someone the second question,
you go, oh, right, okay.
Yeah, I don't, I don't think they should be banged up.
Oh, that's why you can't just look at voting records.
You sometimes have to dig a little deeper.
Because they don't need prison,
because they'd love that because they'll just fuck everyone.
Yeah, they need actual, they'll be dropping the soap.
They need therapy.
Every time.
Oh, drop the soap again.
Slippery hands, these guys.
Anyway, we'll talk more about Section 28,
obviously when we get to it.
She legalises abortion.
She bans hair coursing.
She likes to retain capital punishment.
She's against Scottish devolution.
Now, in 1976, she gives a speech called Brisbane Awake,
warning of socialism and communism, because she fucking hates the commies.
I mean, this is height of the Cold War.
Yeah, this is the height of the Cold War.
She claims the USSR is bent on world domination.
She calls from prison to wake from a long sleep of state socialism.
Mummy is trying to shake us awake from our big nap.
Wake us up.
We've got school in the morning.
Daddy's a socialist and she hates dad
Hit a gong
We had a gong at the bottom of our stairs
That my mum would hit
Because I was in the attic
Hitting the gong to get me up
Or children of divorce
You'll know the way that your mother
Will talk about your father
She gets a couple of glasses down her
Oh, I lost years to that man
That's what she's saying about Atley
Right
And it's socialism
You know
And then what's his dad saying about
What's Atley saying about Thatcher
Well this
Atley because he's a cuck dad
Is constantly trying to see
Both sides of the story
and this is why he's getting fucked.
Yeah.
You know?
So she calls on Britain to wake up
and in response,
I think it's a Soviet newspaper report
that calls her the Iron Lady.
Trying to slag her off.
Yeah, and it's like,
that's one of the worst nicknows ever.
It's badass.
Yeah.
And it sticks.
Fucking slaps.
This is before she even made it to power.
She gets called the Iron Lady.
She's in opposition.
Yeah.
So if you're at this point,
what is it Callahan or Wilson.
Yeah.
And you should call it the ironing lady.
That would have been a lot more damaging.
Maybe it was Chinese whispers.
That lady needs for ironing.
So if she's the Iron Lady,
I could be like the lead boy
and you can be...
You're the lead poisoning boy.
You've got lead poisoning.
And you're
aluminium man.
Is this the...
Uncle Zink.
I'm Teflon.
Uncle Zinc.
Do you want to explain that?
No, I don't, I don't...
You meant to take zinc, isn't it?
It's good for...
Stop getting colds.
He's Uncle Zinc.
Friendly Uncle Zinc. He's always there.
He's always there for you.
He's always there.
Uncle Zink.
So we get to the winter of discontent
Which we covered again
I shouldn't have to keep reminding you
There is 10 hours of painful
Almost like like a sort of defensive
Snooker match of a series
That you can listen to
But the winter of discontent
Labour diggers on strike
corpses rotting
Grave digger what
Grave digger, please
No not having any of that
He's not having any of that
these grave diggers
be tripping
yeah
no he's not having it
he's got all red
um
in 79
is that about shaggy dead people
sorry
no
it's implying the N word
Charlie
lead poisoning boy
shagging dead people
Saville at this time
is shagging dead people
that's a very good point
what's Saville up to
in 79
during the grave digger crisis
oh oh oh
not crisis for Jimmy
no
Christmas came early for Jimmy
Otherwise winter of discontent
I thought his own as Saville's Christmas
Oh you can't leave him out like that
Oh well if you're gonna leave it
You're gonna finish that
Fuck him out
And we're gonna fuck that
Am I'm only you man
I'm just flesh and blood
These guys aren't me
I'm only a Pido
What Saville doing is 79 Charlie
He's up to no good I reckon
No not Jimmy
No no no
He's a nice of the realm
Yeah he's a yeah
The charity work
Simutaneously
I'm taking extensive
Travolving for his prolific
sexual abuse. Right. Allegedly.
Yeah. We must say that. Jim will fix it starts
in 75. We don't want to get it round
that, you know, because we don't know if he did any of that
stuff, right? We can't know.
All we'll say is that the rumours
about Sir James Saville begin.
I just don't believe that this
guy could have done here. Look at him, look at him.
There's no way that that guy did any of that stuff.
No, come on. He's a
charity worker. He's a knight of the realm.
He's like a friendly granddad.
Why has you got such a regal hair car if he's a supernots?
Oh, you're telling me this guy's a paedophile?
No.
You're having to laugh.
Look, his eyes are perfectly normally close together.
He's got a very lovely endearing smile.
He dresses like, he doesn't dress like a paedophile at all.
No, no.
He dressed like a cartoon of an upstanding citizen.
Anyway, I reckon he had an absolute field day during the winter of discontent.
Trolley dash.
What was it?
Coffin Dash.
Supermarket's sweet.
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Anyway, the point is
Thatcher wins a 44-seat majority.
She becomes the first female
Prime Minister in history.
Bang.
Right, that's how bad the country was.
Yeah, it's on its knees.
But the wartime consensus is collapsing.
Consensual politics is coming to an end.
Yes, because even across the house
during Labour and Tories, since the war,
there still was, a lot of these people fought in the war.
Everyone until Thatcher had fought in the war.
Yeah. And so there was just a collective feeling
amongst them
that they're going to work out
together as two parties
for the good of the country
and that sort of ends here
and the idea that everyone
could do well
or that there was a ceiling
to how you could do well
because everyone had to do well
yeah
Thatcher gets rid of the ceiling
yeah
and she gets rid of the floor
and she goes
you can go up to the top
and if you can't be asked
then you'll just go to the basement
fuck off
it's your fault
yeah
so McMillan in January 79
famously unveils a bust
of Margaret Thatcher
well this is his
this is how good politicians
jokes are, I must remember
that I'm unveiling a bust of Margaret Thatcher
or not Margaret Thatcher's
bath. McMillan. Keep it
together, lad. Not at McMillan's bus.
What, so just pulling down at...
Oh, right. Yeah, Charlie, what's this? You found
again? This is Margaret
Thatcher and a pig. A pig is climbing
out of her tummy and she's got her airbags
out. And you can see her
nipples made of copper. Yeah,
and so where is this, that sure? Because
you show this a lot on tour. I don't know.
Why was this? Yeah, I wonder why this is commissioned.
I guess
calling her a pig
Yeah, I don't know if it's a positive
depiction
It can't be really
And there's a bit of leg on her
There's a bit of wood on her leg
She's kind of like a pirate pig lady
Now
Thatcher entered office in 79
The state of the country is bad
20% inflation rate
1.5 million unemployed
She sees in her cabinets
a divide between who she calls the wets and the dries.
Are you wet?
Excuse me?
Sorry?
You wet or dry?
I'm dry, Karen.
You wet or dry, Charlie?
I'm moist.
What about you?
Yeah, I'm sodden.
So in her cabinet, Thatcher sees weak men, and they are all men, basically, as wets and lacking
a stance.
Right.
So they're basically Heath, followers of Heath.
She hates centrism, basically.
One nation conservatism.
Yeah.
We've had 30 years of common.
compromise, and back and forth.
Everyone's wearing suits. Everyone went to the same school.
It's wet, it's soggy, nothing's happening.
People who are going to compromise with the unions, basically.
That's all, Heath, a lot of his government was getting around the table,
trying to work something out, the One Nation touring.
Not you, who are you? I don't see you.
They don't agree the wets with Thatcher's extent of public spending cuts,
because she wants to just fucking get rid of all.
Yeah, don't need it.
Privatise it. Fuck it.
Yeah. Let them work it out.
Yeah, they'll sort it out.
They'll sort it out.
They do.
and if they don't it's their fault
because they're thick and poor
which is the same thing to my mind
so even within the wets
you've got the inner wets
and the outer wets
now that is absolutely gross
it's too visceral
the wet and dry image I think
it's particularly for a woman
the milk snatcher
my inner and my outer wet
fucking hell
Margaret
can you stop being so fucking horny
all the time
Margaret Thatcher
shuffles the cabinet
and demotes
the prominent wets
now in 79
Thatcher visits Japan
Thatcher in Japan
And the Japanese
Had not hosted many female leaders
And so they arranged for Margaret Thatcher
To be escorted by 20 female karate experts
They're like
I don't know
Is this, I don't know
Is this gonna go?
Is this what they want?
In response, the cabinet secretary
tells the Japanese
Mrs Thatcher will attend the summit
as Prime Minister and not as a woman per se
The Prime Minister would like to be treated
in exactly the same manner
as the other visiting heads of delegation
If other delegation need is, for example,
of each being assigned 20 karate gentlemen,
the Prime Minister would have no objection to this.
She does not wish to be singled out.
That's probably fair enough.
Yeah.
Like everyone else has bodyguards.
She's got 20 women who are going,
hi-ya!
Hey-ya! That's what they're going.
But to be fair, I guess Gaddafi,
that's a Gaddafi move, isn't it?
20 female bodyguards.
Yes, but yeah.
It's pretty cool.
He's doing it because he turns them on.
No, he's doing it because no one's going to shoot at him
because they'll get a boon because of how fit the bodyguards are.
Now, we get to,
Thatcher's big
her big policy
which is monetarism
it's basically saying that inflation is
worse than unemployment that's her core belief
that's the split consensual
at the politics unemployment is
the biggest thing partly coming out
of the Great Depression and at that time
that's what won you elections
That's it but That was the defining thing
And all the consensus politicians before that
They all have this sort of
SCART issue of the Great Depression
Lines outside the job centre
wheelbarrows full of money yeah all that stuff and that is the number one thing they're trying to avoid
whereas for thatcher she goes i reckon i'm going to if people if there's like four million
unemployed it doesn't matter if for the majority of people who can work and are running money
uh if they as a consumer they feel like they're getting bang for their buck and they can spend
money then i'm just so i'm basically going to say that they're going to be winners and losers yeah
that's what she decides britain be shopping britain be shopping as andrew mr marr says that
this whole period, 45 to
onwards, is the victory of shopping over politics.
And it takes a woman
to love shopping.
They love shopping.
But women will be shopping.
That's not take on that truth. It's women be shopping.
So, she basically made it us all chicks.
Yes, she turns a country
of minors into a country of annoying women.
You know, this is new money now.
This is the invention of new money.
Before that.
You can buy anything.
Yeah.
Before it was like, well, you'll never get that.
You had to take a thousand years to get that.
Yeah, everyone's got a price.
Fuck it, it turns out some yobby people
from the south-eastern now buy a hunting estate.
And they're like, they're doing it in drag.
Sure.
You know, she cheapens it, basically.
She cheathens the country.
So, she enacts the privatisation of industries
that until this point had been nationalised.
British aerospace, TV, gas and electricity,
trains, British steel,
British airways, they're all sold to private company.
She sells off the family silver.
Exactly.
And she raises a lot of money.
But the other thing...
But you would raise a lot of money
selling everything that we...
Yeah, but the other thing
that never gets talked about
is that North Sea oil
comes in at this point.
Huge thing.
And the country ends up doing well.
They find oil in the 70s maybe
and they start mining it.
And we've got no resources
as a country.
No.
So we finally get that.
It's just a complete gift.
And it floods in.
And also the technology
of how they get it out
is amazing.
I mean,
I don't understand it.
was it radical technology
or is that just how
it's more just that it's the most
fuck part of the North Sea
and they're drilling under it too
yeah anyway so that's a huge windfall
that when the economy is on its
you know yeah
in a storm it pumps a lot of money back
if you look at how Saudi
whole economy's built in oil Norway
like yeah
if you hit strike oil
it can build a whole economy
but would you not agree
because now we've got no oil left
we've used all of it right
have we pretty much
like the North it's basically
financially pretty much all gone
and we sort of fuck the money away
well the problem is
if you because of the privatisation
of Thatcher it means that money
just kind of goes back in a private hands and then
eventually dissipates it's not used for long-term
infrastructure projects no
that money could have been used for rails for like
I don't know if Xi Jinping was
doing it if you were Xi pealed
yeah you know then you would do that for
kind of
projects that affect all people
right as opposed to it just going away into
private hands that the money could go globally
to anyone. Yeah. Yeah. To the French
people who own the fucking rails now. So, but
what you would say, what people say is that
like if it wasn't for North Sea oil,
then Thatcher's cuts would have
been way worse. And she's able
to sort of weather that storm.
Also, it's worth saying how bad
the economy was at the beginning of Thatcher's
Yeah, and she makes it even worse.
We talk about 74 as the worst year in British
history. It's probably the worst year in British political history.
Yes. But probably the worst year for everyone
out on the street was like,
At the beginning of Thatcher, actually, it gets worse than the 70s.
So employment in manufacturing decreases by 20% in her first term.
It's already fucked and now it's gone down 20%.
By 83, 3.2 million people are unemployed nationally.
Yeah.
Right.
So this is all about monetarism and the teachings of Milton Friedman.
I can hear the pussies twitching through.
They're getting on to monetarism and Milton Friedman.
Yeah.
Women are wet.
Now, now...
Any documentary about the state of where we are now.
it all sort of starts here, right?
Milton.
It's like Thatcher Friedman.
When Margaret met Milton.
Fucking Reagan.
Yeah.
So interest rates are 17% in 79.
So basically she starts privatising everything.
She loses manufacturing essentially is decimated within two or three years.
This is kind of her policies, her application of monetarism, individualism, moral absolutism.
You're poor because you deserve to be because you're thick.
That is what becomes known as Thatcherism.
and in 1980s
so barely a year
after taking power
there's lots of pressure
in the government
for to repeal these policies
she's basically doing
what trust did
but it's affecting
the working class
not the middle class
and trust is even fit
than Thatcher
okay
so you know
what's the
you said that
as if that's like
a really interesting
point what's the point
trust is even fit
than Thatcher
you said
you're saying that like
oh it's a history podcast
what we have to remember
is that's interesting
that's operating
in a world
where we thought that was the fittest of Prime Minister could be.
I see.
And Truss took that and she smashed that ceiling.
Right.
There's a pussy dick shift.
Excuse me.
Paradigm shift, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
That in no way does that work.
A pussy dick shift.
Now, in 1980, after pressure in the government to repeal her policy,
Thatcher states,
You turn if you want to.
This lady's not for turning.
Because I pay.
you you don't fuck me yeah that's what I think she meant yeah but she thrives uh in when
she's in a conflict with something she has to have an enemy she has to have she's a wartime
prime minister the whole time yeah so even when we're not at war she her war is against fucking
thickos thickos old industry yeah um you know the old way of doing it canesianism she always has to
have yeah some enemy so in this leads to riots all over england in 1981 uh the biggest ones are
in Brixton, Toxteth in Liverpool, Moss Side, Chapel Town and Leeds.
They become because the unemployment rate is so high and public funding has been slashed.
So inner city deprivation is as bad as it sort of gets.
The government expands the Vagrancy Act of 1824 to increase stop and search powers for the police,
which basically this gets an act along with black men and minority communities.
They then call them race riots.
In Brickson, 82 people are arrested.
I think it's Toxteth.
they kill a, the police kill a disabled man, I think.
You shouldn't be doing that, I reckon.
No, that's bad for.
Well, it depends what he was doing.
We don't know what he was doing.
There's hundreds, thousands of arrests.
However, despite public cuts and privatisation,
productivity in metal, motor vehicles, and shipmaking increases in the first seven years of a
government.
She moved to limit the power of unions through legislation which bans closed shop,
which is a workplace where employees must be employed there.
she makes unions responsible for damage
she banned sympathy strikes
in 1980 she enacts the right to buy
housing act
there's a huge deal
yeah this is a huge bit
but back on the unions it does feel like
it is important with the context
because the unions is a big contentious
issue with the Thatcher era
but they did have the country by the balls
yes so it's the way she did
it was obviously so unnecessarily brutal
but it is coming off the back of the 70s
where the way even the unions were acting
were completely unreasoned what I thought
in the 70s. They just had the whole country at a standstill
and what they were asking for. What they didn't
realize basically is because they
were asking was so much, they got
so much less. Yes. If they had
been able to compromise better. But also the unions were run
by people who just wanted anarchy.
Yeah. And like people that you'd call
communists. Right, right. They were mad.
Yeah. It's true. So it needed, basically
it was a it was mad Marxists
and a fucking powerhouse
And the two incredibly stubborn people
who had no, the end of consensual politics in any form.
So the right to buy allows thick people
to buy their homes.
I mean, would we not agree that this is a terrible disaster
of a policy, right? This is why we're in the housing
issue we're now, right? Well,
the policy might have been fine, but it needed to come with some side
dishes that they never did. Right. Build more houses.
Yeah. Build more social houses.
Because what it basically means is that it
fucks all council houses.
Well, all you could say it makes
one and a half million people homeowners
so it lifts people into a middle class bracket
they wouldn't have been.
Right, okay.
But it also is the reason
why we have no housing stock now.
Because now it can just kind of...
Yeah.
It's privatised.
It keeps going up.
There's no like control of house prices.
Something they probably should get rid of
is the Greenbelt of London.
I think we are.
We just had to accept that...
Brown belt.
Yeah, we just have to accept
that London, that whole area is fucked.
You've got to let it grow.
Yeah.
Because everyone's just...
No one can fit in it anymore.
No.
It's got to keep growing.
Just make everything
Croydon
Yeah
Fuck it
Okay
They're not even great fields
Out just outside of London anyway
No
And then also just make
Like basically down to Worthing
Make it Croydon
Come on
It's already
It's already a shit show
Come on
You know
I think Hampshire could be Croydon
frankly
I think leave the South Downs
But up until there
Fuck it
Surrey Hills is nice
But yeah
Fuck it
Just make Croydon bigger
So in 1981
We get to Bobby Sands
Right, yeah.
We're probably do a big thing on him
but he's what...
Not Bobby Schmurder, who's that?
He's a rapper.
Right, okay.
What controversy did Bobby Schmurder have?
He's on a hunger strike, I think, wasn't he?
Was he, yeah, I don't know if he was doing a hundred strike.
Was he part of the IRA, Bobby Schmurder?
Now, we have got in the diary, we will be picking up our trouble series.
Bobby sounds I've been chomping at the bits, talk about Bobby.
Yeah.
The worst MP of all time.
Your words, yeah.
While, you know, people were writing in about the potholes in his local area.
What's he doing?
Spearing a shit in the walls.
He's wiping.
wiping his ass on the walls.
The optics are bad for Bobby.
If you are in,
if you are in his constituency,
the optics are bad.
You've been let down.
Yeah,
you have been let down.
By your elected official.
By the system.
The system does not work for you.
You know,
in 2008,
we had a whole thing where like,
let them eat poo,
you know.
2008,
what are you?
The hedonism of this man.
You,
who the fuck are you?
Colligular.
Wiping your shit in the walls.
Well,
we're struggling.
I need my bins taking out.
Yeah, look, there were definitely
He could have done better
By his tenure
He could have delegated some of the local issues
Whilst he was smearing poo on the wall
Bobby poo on his hands
He's got poo on his hands
Bobby peel on his hands
Yeah
They said Thatcher's had blood on her hands
Well, you got bloody pill on your hands
That's what she should have said
Yeah
You've got blood in your hands
Thatcher, well you've got pill on your hands
You've got shit everywhere
Now
But a brief overview of the Bobby Sansing
Just
Yeah
He refuses
food, he's in prison
because he wants to be taken
seen as a political prisoner
as opposed to like a domestic terrorist
and she
now, well...
This is what happens.
If you ever try and compromise
with Thatcher though,
she doubles down.
Yeah.
And to be honest,
she always comes out on top.
That is her great skill.
Yeah.
Is that in any clash like this,
you will end up losing.
And what she's very good at
is articulating things
that shuts down the conversation.
And politicians don't do this anymore.
They backtrack and they prevaricate
and she,
She has such absolutist moral clarity in her words that she just shuts things down,
even when, you know, she's ultimate.
She was an absolute monster in the House of Commons as well.
She was an absolute beast.
She was an absolute beast.
She was the nation's growler, let loose.
She was an unshaved growler, which is why when Blair comes in, Blair has, he does get compared
to Thatcher in some ways, but he's very, still, he's high.
He cares what people think about him too much.
He cares a lot.
Thatcher doesn't give a fuck.
He does have a bit of the kind of heaths in him.
of get around the table.
Let's work this out.
Come on, come on.
Roll our sleeves up.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
So basically, Bobby Sands thinks,
I'll go on hunger strike
and you won't let me die
and Thatcher just does.
And then nine more.
You don't ever try that with that.
If you ever think,
oh, she won't let me die.
I mean, it's barbaric.
Don't ever try that.
He died.
He died.
Yep.
And then, and then when she,
when she's asked about it.
Sorry, Charlie's finding out Bobby Sands.
Oh.
Guy who just found out existed.
this is like as a as a politician right she says mr sands was a convicted criminal he
chose to take his own life it was a choice that his organization did not allow to many of its
victims i mean that's a killer line bang who's next back down the ground next ball
fuck off yeah we're all going to start ourselves we don't care okay fuck it i think you for shit
yeah boring um boring
bobby sounds dead boring next yeah i mean fair play yeah uh
She knew what she thought.
Now, Reagan gets elected in 81,
and this is where, you know, the buddy cop starts.
The music starts to change here.
It's a little bit, it's sexy.
That's hot under the collar.
Ronnie and Max.
The two bonded over their neoliberal philosophy
and their hatred of communism.
They speak over the phone.
They write letters.
Probably the best relationship
for the US president
and the UK province has ever had.
Yeah.
Probably the most, like, personally,
because there's a political,
marriage as well as being personally that he really liked her he couldn't he just thought she was
brilliant yeah you know they're on the phone and she'd be saying all these kind of like high
conviction lines and he'd be like she's fuck me she's amazing she's brilliant yeah she's absolutely
brilliant well but they are differences though because what's interesting touch is so detail
oriented right yeah she stays up till fucking three in the morning working she's over everything
and what i like her regina he's apart from maybe trump is probably the least detail oriented president
there's ever been
he doesn't really
he reads like
readers digest
but he also
he frames the entire world
as good v evil
yeah because he's as simple
as possible
yeah
black and white
he's like a dyslexic president
basically
but Thatcher thinks that as well
he makes everything
as simple as possible
they both had very simple
world views
yeah
but they also
they both arm the Khmer Rouge
great stuff
I mean that's a great
that's a great date night
isn't it
yeah that is
what's really is
I don't know
there's just something
to get you know
Bonnie and Clyde
I don't know
Fuck it
Let's arm the Khmer Rouge
Let's get those guys
Some more guns
See what they do
Fuck it
What's the worst
That's gonna happen
Their closeness
Leads Margaret Thatcher
To speak on behalf
Of the two of them
Saying Ron and I think
However
There was tension
Do you think Dennis ever got
insecure about Ronald
I don't know
I don't know
He doesn't strike
He's a very insecure man
It's a pretty
fourth right opinions
Yeah
He was a pretty salty pint
I reckon Dennis Thatcher
He seems like someone
He was never sat up
Right in his chair
He was leaning back
and just fucking...
He's always at 45 degree.
Oh.
I reckon...
Nah, I reckon back of the bus
for them, Lott, I reckon.
I reckon we should have
our own water fowlands, actually.
Anyway...
Dennis Thatcher, at 4pm on Christmas Day, lethal.
Yeah, unreal.
Get out of his ear, get out of earshot.
He said, the most raised thing you ever heard
and then farting.
Yeah.
Brussels farts,
after talking about bringing back apartheid
to the UK.
More like a fart type.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Anyway, fucking turn that BBC, put stuff off.
Get those Trotsky out puffs off my telly.
Thatcher's first turn.
We can't stress how this is like a disaster for so far.
It's tantric truss.
There's probably never been a more hated Prime Minister at this stage.
In late 1981, opinion polls show her personal satisfaction rating as a record low of 23%.
Now, the Labour Party is led by Michael Foote at this point.
an absolute cracker's far leftist.
Yeah.
Yes.
He's crazy.
He's still a civilized man, I think.
Oh, yeah, but I was in, I mean, politically, it was mad.
Politically, yeah.
You couldn't have picked a worse, a worse opponent.
Now, conservatives are third behind the Labour Party and the new liberal SDP alliance.
It looks like...
She's fucked.
That's going to be...
That bloody woman.
This one term...
We'll never do it again.
We tried something.
She's not worked.
She's bloody Mary.
Yeah, yeah.
Tried something.
it's not worked.
Yeah.
We've shot it out.
We tried to let you someone
because they're fit.
It's not worked.
Get rid of them.
But then,
8,000 miles away,
a group of Argentinians
put a flag up
on a largely
uninhabited rock
and you won't believe
what happens next.
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The strangest conflict
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