Fin vs History - The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1)

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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From 1530 to 1780, over a million white Europeans were enslaved by Africans. This is their story. These slaves are in great health, strong, zero disabilities. Actually, I've got ADHD. Not all disabilities are visible, and I do find the work environments quite overstimulated. Also, I'd like to say that I suffer from lots of social anxiety, so having a room with lots of people, my social battery gets drained incredibly quickly. I've also got eczema as well on the back of my knee. What do I feed them? White bread, any bread, simple.

Sorry, I'm actually gluten intolerance. I'm trying to cut sort of processed carbs out of my diet. If I'm gonna have bread, maybe I could rye bread or something like that. While we're on the topic, I'm trying to cut out of dairy. I get quite gassy after cheese. I can reintroduce it maybe later. Ideally, we could have like five ferment a day. That's good for guts.

To be fair, though, bro, I don't feel like I can afford both of them with a train of budget right now. That's too much. That is the bleaty of the white sleeve! You give them one pair of shoes, they never change them again! So you're telling me they get the dirty Jordans and let their sleeve? That's how they like it. The only thing we ask is that the shoes have a sensible heel.

Anglesport. But to be honest, if you buy a sensible pair of shoes, you shouldn't have to replace them. For years, for years. Any mountain warehouse will repair them if they get it. Yeah, so. And don't just save money on the trainers. On the cloth, you can't. You can buy small cloth because they all have very small cocks.

Oh, well, well, well, we're tall men. They just look small. Proportionally. They're not big cocks. I wouldn't want to brag about it. But they're not, we're just tall. Just to clarify. If we were short, they'd look normal sized.

That's perspective really. It's a perspective thing. They're small cocks. Anything though, they've been talking a lot. They don't seem the most obedient, are they? Oh, that. But they're happy. Watch this. Don't you think, man, look at the bear screw me, look at their vibe is off.

I'm gonna guarantee them keep morale when I'm putting them in the field. Ah, that's the thing. Their music is very important to them. Yes, it boost the morale, boost the white spirit. It's called it Caucasian spiritual. I'm a creep. Oppressive on the air. What the hell am I doing here? Offbeat, but they move off.

Butts as well. I'll take the one with a really small cock. Well, that would be him. That would him. Who's the one with the small cock? Well, I'm taller, so don't I should be smaller? I'm taller. I'm taller.

I'm taller with a smaller cock. No, I mean, no, no, I'm taller with the bigger cock. No, no, not what I said. I take that about. Rees knows a thing or two about great combinations. Chocolate and peanut butter, obviously, but there's more than one way to Rees's. From indulgent Reese's big cups with caramel to crunchy Reese's pieces and Reese's miniatures,

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Gofund me. This is a commercial message brought to you by GoFundMe. Welcome back to Finn versus History. I'm joined by Horatio rules. Fuck you, master. And this is explosive. Yeah. Today we're talking about the history of white slavery.

Yes. And that is not African slavery from the white perspective. No. We will be touching that. Yes. But today we are talking about when whites were enslaved. And I didn't know, I knew a bit of this, but not all of it. Yeah.

And my God. And it's never been more relevant. If not now, then when? Okay. This story is. genuinely explosive. Yes, and it's also the selective history that you should be bringing up at every family gathering. If you want to get out of dinner parties, pull this ripcord now. The information we're going to give you will lose your entire social circle overnight.

I told my dad, my dad making small talk, said, what episode are you doing next week? I said, oh, we're doing white slavery. Oh, you mean the Barbary pirates? He's already, he's done all the Elon Musk has shared it on his Twitter This is all Well listen we are getting into There's two types of hum actually Aren't there There's the quite there's the sort of safe

Nerdy I'm actually And then there's the sort of more Errol Musk Hum actually Yes Obviously obviously Obviously It's hard to be white and black

And that is what we're in danger We're in danger of giving Some terrible people Some violent ammunition With this episode There is a genuinely Interesting history That isn't talked about

But how you use that history That's up to you That's up to you. We can only give you the information. Okay. What you do with it is up to you. But not in our name. It's a very dangerous home actually.

This is absolute. This is weapons grade history. Okay. This is not to be trifled with. I'm putting a trigger warning now. If you were ever thinking about going to the United the Kingdom rally, do not listen to this episode. Please.

We don't need this stuff. Okay. It's too good. This is absolute radioactive. material. Now, the origins of white, it should be said in our next... This does sound like a GAB news.

This is a segment. No, yeah, yeah. I've done my best. We've just had someone dressed up as Winston Churchill. We're in tears speaking to an act to pretend to be Winston Churchill. That segment's over now. Yeah. The origins of white slavery.

Yeah. I've done my best visually to try and counteract some of the series. Yeah, we try to go as gay as possible. Yeah. So you can see that it's being late. But this is a devastatingly sad story. And it's a story that needs to be told. It is a story that these we've done.

And who better to tell it? Than us. Than now. So the history of white slavery goes back as far as time itself. We are talking about our heritage. Yes. And so we're free at last, free at last. Because I'm a crepe.

The Caucasian spiritual. I'm a widow. Now, slavery sort of begins when humans start farming in the elite age. where basically they're like, they suddenly have surplus goods. Slavery is like one of the first things that people come up with. Yes.

Before anything else. Before the wheel. It's quite funny that we invented slavery before the wheel. Because we needed someone to build the wheel for it. The guy who comes up with the wheel is not going, well, I'm going to do that. Kind of one of the first ideas just ever.

You do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Yeah. Fuck off. You do it. Yeah.

So when people start farming and they create excess goods, then suddenly they have a reason to employ people to make it for them. And that's the start of the modern economy, I suppose. So there's even like... And it's efficient. Well, yes. If you're trying to make profit or produce, having workers who you don't have to pay,

it's so good for the business model. Unbelievable business model. Yeah. Before we get into it, let's just say now, slavery economically, fantastic. Just like this business, we're now employing people full time. Yes. We would make more money if they were slaves. If only slavery, it was legal.

Because if they were slaves, they also wouldn't have to work nine to five, but you could work them the whole time. Yes. It would be much better for the business. It's a phenomenal business model. Okay? It would be very funny to go on like a Scott Galloway podcast or a Stephen Bartlett podcast and be like,

this is what young startups, young CEOs. This is my one advice. Inslave your labor. Slave labor. Slave labor. Human trafficking. Slave labor. Okay.

Because take people from countries with families where they won't be missed be missed. Yes. And then get them locked up in a basement. Yeah. Get them working. It's a phenomenal business. What else is Romania for? Why is it there?

Okay. It's free labor. Yeah. So this sort of begins as the sort of story is all its time. But really the beginning of the first sort of grand puppet master of white slavery is Otto the Great. We return to the Holy Roman Empire, the First Reich. He is one of the first... Is there not anything in ancient history?

We've gone to the 10th century, but there's been white slavery. Well, I suppose the Egyptians have any. The Romans are slaving Egyptians. The Romans must have taken Britons as slaves. We can't know. We can't know. We can't know. We can only assume...

So we're skipping ahead to Otter the Great... To trans-trane... There's been so much white slavery, we're skipping a lot. Yes, listen. We want to get... Say their name. Because we only have two episodes. Say then.

Sorry, I don't want to miss out any... Think about Yorick. and Varvik who got slave. But we want to, we're talking about the white slave trade. Right.

Okay. That's what, it's, it's the commerce of selling people that look like you and me. Yeah? For,

for money. I mean, I mean, this is devastatingly sad to this topic, okay? Because you know, genuinely,

I didn't really understand why everyone was so upset about slavery until I realized it might happen to me. Yeah. And it did happen to you. And then, and now I'm,

like, wow, slavery is an issue. Well, this is, this slavery is an issue. White slavery is terrible. And there needs to be more spoken about it. Generally, last night, I went on Spotify to try and find a podcast to listen to about white slavery. I typed in white slavery. Do you know the only thing that came up?

What? Our podcast. We touched on it briefly in the Gordon of Cartoon episode. Okay? We are... Wait, is that the research you did for this podcast? Yes, I re-listen to 10 minutes of our own podcast. And it confirmed all my...

existing prejudices. This is brilliant. This is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. That's the definition of an echo chamber. We're just listening to our podcast and do it again. No, but we are breaking new ground. This is us talking about Alec Douglas Hume. Yes, again. Yeah. Where are the other history pock? Where is Dan Snow? Where is the rest of history? You're cowards. You are coward. This is history that needs to be told. Yeah. Okay. So Otto the Great, this is when the slave traders, we know it, as we have evidence for begins. Yeah. I'm sure there is much slavery in this. the ancient worlds.

Yeah. Okay. But this is white slavery as commerce, as we know it, as we know it, as we understand it, you know, the legacy of white slavery today. Yeah. One that I can't help but see. So is this the long road to Ulaz? Yeah, this is, yeah, this is the long road to Ulaz.

Yeah. This is, and many times in this story, you will have to pinch yourself. Are you still talking about, is that today? Are you talking about 14th century Moorish Spain? or Sadeeks London. And the parallels are striking. The parallels are shocking. History does not rhyme.

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Let's get into Otto the Great, Otto I, the First of the Holy Roman Empire. We're in the 10th century. A time period that we never really, it's hard to get much stories out of this, because it's the Dark Ages, and it's called the Dark Ages because white people were enslaved. Hold on. So who's calling him Otto the Great? That's deeply problematic. Well, yes. You know, Christopher Columbus Day, that was taken away because he was naughty. Where's the revisionism about Otto the Great? Yeah, Thomas Jefferson the boss, you know.

Are we just giving these slave owners? What is it, Charlie? Swing Lower Sweet Chariot is a slave song, a coded slave song. Yes. Did you know that? I didn't know that. I didn't know that. And now we sing that at Twickenham for the rugby. Why? Because that's us taking our heritage of slavery. and expressing our community's values. Yeah. You know?

Through song. Through song. That's what they'd sing in the fields of the Holy Roman Empire. Swings, oh, sweet chariot. That's what English slaves are singing while they're not. We'll get to that, Charlie. They're singing Green Day. They're singing American Idiot.

I want to be an American Idiot. Yeah. That slave music. Emo is slave. music. Jason Maraz, I'm yours. These are Caucasian spiritual. Evanescence.

Wake me up inside. I can't wake up. Yeah, that's another Caucasian spiritual. Generally, my personal trainer, Tyreek, he played that in the gym the other day and I went, sorry. Sorry.

Are you connected to that? It's nothing sacred. Do you understand how triggering that song is? You're currently telling me what to do and you're playing Evanescence. Do you understand the legacy that you're dealing with? The toxic history. Yeah?

that's a Caucasian spiritual and you're playing that where you're ordering me to do a Bulgarian split squat, okay? I could have you... Bulgaria is where most of the white slaves are taken from. Yes, exactly. I will have you, right, sanctioned by David Lloyd. I've already emailed them twice. The HR departments, okay?

I have been racially abused. This is a microaggression on a grand scale. Anyway, sorry to bring Tyreek into this. Otto I first is crowned the Holy Roman Emperor in 962. What a year? What a year? What else happened? happens in 960.

Who fucking cares about 962? The 60s. Is that after fucking what's his name, Charlemagne? I tell you what, it's before the Great Schism, about 100 years before the great schism. And it's after Charlemagne? Is it after Charlemagne? Yeah, Charlemagne's in the 9th century, I think. This is real nerd history.

I mean, it's real nonverbal stuff. This. Anyone who's listening to this going, I know, you have nothing going on in your life. Yeah. If you're anything from the year after the fall of Rome, till 1066. That should be... Let's have it in four figures.

Do you know what I mean? This three figure stuff. Yeah, it should be like three bullet points for this whole... Genuinely, like 20 BC, fine. 20 AD, fine, that's all Roman Emperor stuff. When it gets into the hundreds, fuck the hundreds.

Fuck the hundreds. That whole thousand year. That millennium can fuck off. Second millennium is where all starts. Right. So Otter the first is crowned Holy Roman Emperor in 962. Between your black and that out because of the trauma. You're right.

You're right. If you really want to... God, this is going to be such a tough episode. I've got to look this history in the eye and confront it. You're right. I may be, I'm just skipping over, you know, in the same way that you talk to African-Americans, and they don't really want to talk about anything before 1980.

You know, I don't really want to talk about my history. Yeah, I wish I could... You know, time traveling might be fun for you, but for us. You know, there's no point in the street. Take me back to the time before 10 days you takes, no, thank you. You know? It's a whole thousand years. I don't want to go near.

So, Otto the Great, is the first. person who expands the Holy Roman Empire eastwards. It is genuinely the first Laban's realm. Yes, 100%. It is. So the Holy Roman Empire when he comes to power is like, so Berlin's not a city yet, but the area of Berlin, that kind of slice.

I mean, this is the first Reich? First Reich. First Reich. Sorry. Second Reich is Bismarck, yeah. So this is literally the First Reich. The first Reich, Labens round, is genuinely what he does.

So what's now Berlin, and I think it's the Elbe River, so it's sort of a slice of Eastern Germany. He goes into there and who lives there is the Slavic tribes, the Elba Slavs. Right. And he goes in there and he sort of uses the fact that he's Christian and they're pagan as just cause to enslave all these people. He says like... Pagan is a blanket term for people who just worship their local tree. Yeah.

It can be anything really that's not Christian. Yes. Yeah. Druids. Yeah. And so he goes into these lands and he says submit or submit submit or be enslaved, I think. And that is where the

etymology of the word slave comes from. Slavs, the first slave. Real Douglas Murray stuff, this. Whose story is this to tell? The slave is our word. Yes, it is. Yeah? And by R, I mean Eastern European,

so I feel no connection with the tools. And I still view the slaves. I employ them to build my house. They're terrific workers, and they do take less money. Anyway, you know, if you start getting into, you know, there's that great Bill Burbitt about a commentator on the NBA who starts

talking about quick twitch muscle fibres. And he's always trying to bring up slavery as to why black people are better at basketball. That's what I'm doing than that with Polish builders. And then if you're commenting on a white player, it's all cerebral. Yeah, exactly. It's all they just read the game differently, you know. He sees shapes in his head and he's like, oh, he can just jump really fast

fast. His dab was a slave. That's how I think about Polish builders. Yes. I'm like, there's a millennium. There's a fast twitch muscle fiber. There's quick twitch muscle fibers in there. That's how they can up scaffolding so quickly. You know? He goes into what's now

Eastern Germany, Brandenburg, and he sort of pushes the boundaries out and he goes right up to the border of Poland and he takes these Slavs and he starts selling them as slaves. Slav. Because they're pagan

and there's this huge trade routes. That is a, that's a pagan. Yeah, it's like a, you're like a dickhead or an idiot is a pagan. Pagan. You're Pagan.

Is that, Patois, is it? It's not Patoire as such as well. It's like London. It's like London. Yeah. London slur for a dickhead is a pagan. Pagan. Right.

You're Pagan. Is it? I've missed that. Not my. So it's coming back. And when people will copy that, I'm like, the white slavery, this is all coming back now. God.

I mean, we are going to deal with some hard words in this episode. A B word. We are going to, well, there's the S word as well. We'll get into that. Yeah. So the whole. slave trade that Otto the Great kind of initiates, it will go all

the way through Monde France into Mondees Spain, which at this point is Spain-inistan. It's run by the Moors. Right. So, but this whole trade is run by

Jewish merchants. Again, this is explosive stuff. This is really explosive stuff. This is ethnic whites being sold to Muslims via Jewish intermediaries. This cannot get into the wrong hands. It's a magic trip with all the cups, mixing them up. Jews, Muslims, Christians.

It's like, randomised. Who's going to be doing what? It'd be lovely to see a very racist magician, wouldn't it? Who's going to be transporting who to who? Yeah, exactly. Didn't expect it that way around. Wow. Flip reverse it.

You've been a reversed. Fair way. Maybe it's opposite day. Well, it was opposite millennium. That's why we don't like this. Okay. So the Jewish, the slave to the Jewish Radanite, that they were allowed to code switch between Islamic and Christian lands.

Code switch like Quentin Tarantino speaking to black people. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, man. The movie theaters are dying on their ass, bro. Have you seen him? Yeah, of course I've seen it.

Yeah, good. So now the Jewish merchants can, can, they're allowed to travel between the Islamic and the Christian lands by virtue of their Jewishness. and so they now in the Pope in 492 permits Jews to transport slaves on the condition that they were pagans Right

So there's a constant religious war going on Yeah War in tribes But the Jews kind of can Between the lines they can It's the racial tension of white Versus white other You know when you're ticking the boxes

racially and there's white other Well white other was That's slave that slave That's pagan, that slave It's sort of like That is on the census now Yeah I mean why is white other still there?

That is triggering. That's deeply triggering. Yes, exactly. That means ex-slave, basically. I've ticked white other before. Yeah, you kind of are white. You kind of are, though. Because my Danish twins,

I'm related to these Danish twin ladies. Did you put white other to try and help you get work? No, I guess just like to kind of, what? Oner them and to be, because I am related, I mean, I am a bit white. What were you ticking white under? What were you trying to apply?

Because you're ladies to Scandinavians? Yeah, two Danish twins, yeah. Yeah, but they're still white. They're still white. Yeah, but they're still white. There's white other. It's like an Eastern European thing. I'm white other.

I think it's actually, I think it's gypsy, isn't it? It's Romani. Yeah. Sort of, yeah. Which is what, you know. You're not.

You're not Romani, but it would make sense. Actually, that would make a lot of sense. So Prague is, becomes a huge slave market. It's just amazing. The kind of like,

we've done the brush strokes of racism and now it's really getting to fine detailing. Yes. We're just sort of stripping away these kind of stereotypes. We're going now at Eastern Europe now. We're doing like the, the really complicated. It's now in 4K.

It used to be fuzzy. No, this is, yeah. Fine, precision racism. Laser guided. Drones strike racism. Racism that can take out the Ayatollah with the flick of a button. The Colombian fucking president getting now.

Venezuelan president getting out. It's precision, satellite guided racism. You in particular, just you. So Prague becomes this huge slave market. But also the city of Verdun in eastern France, which now they all, if you, go on Google Maps, this says Verdun known as a World War I battle site. Of course.

But that, they are hiding a dark, dark history when it was the major white slave poor of the 10th and 11th centuries. It was the center of the castration of the whites. Not metaphorically, literally. Now, Verdun was the sort of processing center for Otto's slave trade. Right. So slaves would be taken from the Eastern, the Labens round. So people in the east getting processed in Germany.

by the First Reich. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Hitler is building on a German tradition. Sure. Okay? Yeah. without the waltz, without the waltz, without the history of music. You have to, you have to have something to be playing with. You can't have disco without soul and gospel. You know? And Hitler, you know, Hitler is our disco. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And also the great is our soul.

Sure. So, now, Verdun, his speciality, as you said, was on this high value commodity. The white, the most precious white slave there was, was a castrated white man. Because he wasn't going to. A eunuch. Right. Right. So this is because when they get to Spain, Inistan, the Moors who run, there's the caliphate of Cordoba.

Yeah. So Cordoba. Cordoba. So at this point, pretty much what? And Cordoba is the biggest city in the world. point around this time. Is it? So about 75% of Spain is Moorish.

So North Africa. It's like the most advanced, like it's got street lamps, yeah, 800 years before. And all of Spain's most beautiful cities are, you can see this Arabic influence from this time. Granada and Andalusia and all that. So, yeah, I think basically like the,

the vast country is, is not Moorish, but the rest of Spain pretty much is at this point. Now, what they, they value eunuchs highly, because they want to use these men as bodyguards

and slaves for the female quarters because in Islamic law obviously it's men and women are separate. So you can biologically trust a eunuch not to get up to any funny business. Yes. So in Verdun...

Enforced non-binaryism. It's in forced non-binaryism. Yeah. Right, let's just let that sink in now. Well, I'm just trying to think, Charlie 100% would have been a white slave. You can just, he's just got that mentality to him. In a good way.

Yeah, sure. If you want, if you want. But I do think I trust him more if he was constrated, wouldn't you? As a producer, I think it would help no end if you had your balls cut off. I just think it would be a lot more, I think you'd get a lot more done. I do think I'm... Obviously, it wouldn't be a nice experience to you, Charlie, but I do think... What do they say how you only use, like, 12% of your brain?

Castrated, you'd use at least 80% of your brain. But I just think maybe we could trust him more when he's not at work to maybe be, you know, living a more healthier life. not spending every weekend out fucking sticking his dick in a bush because you won't have one or have it locked up in the office and you'll maybe have it back if you behave yourself

I'd like to have it back sometimes so eunuchs also couldn't start a rival dynasty to threaten the Islamic rulers yes now now this is where this is quite explosive in Sharia law Muslims are forbidden

from castrating other humans but they're not forbidden from buying humans who have already been castrated. Right. So they basically get the French do their dirty work for them, right, the Spain and Estanis.

It's a great loophole. So in Verdun, they start this, they have this surgical centre where they castrate Slavs in order to then send them on to Cordoba. Yeah.

Now, castration surgery in the 10th century. Delegate art. We're looking at a picture. We're looking at a picture now. I don't know what I expected. Yeah. But that's kind of,

I thought there'd be something more. I also thought the victim would be a boy rather than a turban wearing man. Old man. Anyway. Yeah. So the image we're looking at is there's a kind of 50-year-old man with a brown beard. Yeah. Chopping off a guy.

A girker knife. Yeah, with a gherker knife chopping off a guy who's lying in his 70s or 80s, which is quite harrowing. It's very much Harold Wilson energy. Yeah, quite an accurate penis, though, for the age, I think. And quite a good, like, it doesn't seem like quite a young penis for an old man. He does seem like it has got a young part. I don't think it's strange is how much he's bloody loving it.

Yeah. Oh! Well, this could just be early medieval kink. Yeah, and I don't understand why they both have such a deadpan looking there. Well, but this is the point. It's boring to them. But it is. In Verdun, this is boring.

Why does it look like he's getting a haircut? Now, the mortality rate is incredibly high, about 80% of people because there's no anesthetic and there's no penicillin or anything or antiseptic. which means it just drives the price up because there's incredibly scarce to get a finished product

a castrated boy right so and this is something that does not happen in the other slave trades you know do you not think this is it the eunuch the eunuch industrial complex is a uniquely white experience what is it about the whites

that make you want to chop their knoll? What is it about the whites that you want to chop our knobs off yeah what is it about us? Is it because they're sort of average sized? Yeah, what's going on there? You think you can just get rid of it? Yeah.

Is it because it's like, well, he's not even using that? Yeah, we can't be using that. Well, you're not even using it? Yeah. I'll just chop it off. So is it because white guys are maybe polite? Well, yeah, I suppose that, you know, you look at the great. Can I have my penis?

No worries if not. Sorry, I'm going to have to take it. It's just funny, you look at, you know, that how like those guys who commentate on sports who try and bring slavery into it. It's like the black masculinity, racism of like the strong slave, the strong black man. It's the opposite of like the sort of defeaters,

the cuck, excuse me, can I have my balls back, no. You know, it's the, it's the inverse of that. Yeah. Can I put my balls back. Oh, no, no, please. Fine. You know, so the primary methods of castration

were just cutting with a knife or crushing with a couple of bricks. And just, just, yes, Charlie. How they do it to sheep is they'll grab, they'll basically tie the balls up in their kind of bow and then they fall off on the hill. Yeah, that seems more advanced than the crushing. Yeah, crushing and the cutting.

It's crazy because then they don't they just sort of sit there mangled? Boys were placed in sitting positions over hot water to relax their bodies. Oh, lovely, a lovely bar. Yeah, and their testicles were crushed and massaged with the fingers until they dissolved. Oh, hold on. Oh, God. I didn't read that sentence

before I read it out loud. Dissolved and we're no longer tangible. My balls are intangible. Why the long face? My balls are intangible. They have dissolved my balls. They have dissolved my balls. Fuck that.

But also, I like the hot water relaxing and massage. Did they not know that their balls? This is a sad ending. This is a very sad ending. This is the saddest ending to a racist ending. To prevent the urethor from closing as the wound healed, a hollow tube often made of bamboo or metal was inserted, which the patient had to wear for a long period while the wound healed.

There is a white, a racialized castration industry in medieval France and Spain. Okay. Explosive stuff. Now, what are the Spain in this stand? He's doing with these boys? So the Umayid Caliphs of Spain They were They were who was buying them

And they called the European slaves And I'm going to bring up this word now And these are not my words I'm just using it because it's historical fact Yeah Sakhaliba And you're saying that with the hard A I'm saying that with a hard A

Okay Sakhaliba refers to Fair Head, Light-Eid I'm very sorry Captives from the Otto Verdan pipeline Yeah I mean that word it's got it's a word of violence you know words

words can be violent and this word is an assault yes the S word we'll call it the S word from here on in we'll call it the S word I'm sorry I will put a trigger warning in the description of this so the caliphates as I said they couldn't in Sharia law

they got round it by buying these S words and but what's fascinating is how they put the white slaves to work it's not It's not necessarily manual labour here. It's bureaucratic labor. That's amazing. Which is, it is funny how the stereotypes...

Look, slavery, transatlance slave trade. It's not funny. It's very serious. White slavery. Well, none of this is funny. It's quite funny. It's quite funny that white people have been slayed. You chopped our knobs off and made us do your taxes.

I mean, that is... That is funny. Well, listen, it is funny. Because when you hear about white slavery, what's that? Is that what? You get some cuck to do your taxes? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, it is that. What, you mean you're putting us? What, we fucking rowing ships. No, no, no, no, no. We'll cut your knob off. You'd do our tax return. Right. Okay, fine.

I mean, yeah, if Epstein had cut his balls off, he was just an excellent accountant. Yes. You know? But they did also use Slavic slaves to create, like, a military corps. But mainly it's an administrative force. Sure. So you have an administrative force.

But they all speak like this. Because they've got their balls shop for it last, for it. You do really need to send your invoices. We need to process the receipts, or as we can't claim the tax back. Yeah, exactly. That is slave chatter. But then you start thinking,

you really need to stop. Then you start thinking the BGs, is this Caucasian spiritual music. You need to invest your money. Because you can't tell, by the way, I use my walk, I'm a warbous man. That is deeply.

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Maybe that's where the cuck fantasy comes from in a sort of traumatic generational trauma way. Being the harim concubine. Like a rape fantasy. No, it's more. If you're like a eunuch in a harine. This is just loads of Arab orgies, and you've got no knob, and you're there holding drinks probably. So you're kind of the ultimate cut. Is there ever more of a cuck than witnessing an orgy with no knob?

Yes, you're right. But you're not getting, isn't a cuck, to be a cuck, you have to get pleasure out of it. I know, but I feel that that relationship is probably where that, a lot of sexual kinks, right, they're responding to trauma. Yeah, exactly. So it's probably a way of processing the kind of imprinted generational trauma. trauma rape hans of holding a wine as there's a giant orgy

and you've got no knob. That's why I will not watch Malia Khalifa group sex video. Because I'm doing my ancestors as a disservice. Yeah? You will watch them, but you're Paul Golding it. Yeah.

My wife walks in on me with my back turns with some porn playing. What are you doing? I'm taking a stand. I'm taking a stand. I will not watch this group sex. Okay, then why are you playing?

Because I'm taking a statement. Why are you playing it really loud and wanking? Yeah. And why are you looking at it in the mirror? Because I'm making a statement. Right? So the harreems of women, Muslim women, are guarded by, like, genital-less white men. So it's like the inverse of Gaddafi's Amazonian guard.

Yeah. Where he's using women with big tits. Yes. And the women with big tits are using men with no dicks. Don't worry, ladies. Hello, ladies. So female slaves, which again, that happens, the female slaves.

They could either be domestic servants. Sex slaves. Sex slaves. I mean, this is sort of the birth of human trafficking as well, really. This is pre-Leom Neeson as well. So there's no one to come and find you. You know? There's no, they can't call you.

They just have to stand there and go, oh, oh, no. I guess it's interesting. I've got a particular set of skills, but I've got no way to tell you that. That does change. Because I guess the modern stereotype of Romania is a lot of human trafficking, right? Yes. But it's a long and venerable history. Yeah.

I didn't realize that it was like, you think it's just kind of a post-Soviet aberration or something. No, no, no, no, no. This is a long old... Andrew Tate is the latest in a line. Oh, yes, and then basically, if a woman in slavery had... gave birth to her Muslim master's child,

then the child would be born free and she could no longer be sold as property. So that was... There was an element of social mobility for one of bare word in this slavery. There's also what's called a Kian, which is a female slave who was educated, of an entertainer, which was the rarest type.

Right. So what? Is it sort of like one-liners? Yeah, or belly dancing? Like tin-bine stuff. Yeah, maybe. So Otto the Great profits enormously, right? Because the Caliphate in Cordoba pay him silver coin.

So basically the economy of the First Reich is built on the white slave trade. It's great, look, we have to respect, as white people, we have to respect to great business model. We do. As traumatic as it is. But also, you look at what this pays. It's smart. he builds Magdeburg Cathedral Charlie can you get a picture of Magdeburg Cathedral up

this is one of his great achievements architecturally on the backs of white labour okay unpaid white slave labour The one note is white people doing it Yes So it would be hard for us to claim reparations But reparations now is what I'm saying We also don't know who we're related to

We don't know if we're related to the Slavs or Otto the Great It's not about who's not about related to them I don't know who's going to pay us, we might have to pay ourselves reparation. Well, that's fine. Because we're... I've got two companies. I'll put it from one to the other. You know?

Can you take reparations as a dividend? I don't, yeah, I think maybe that's... That's an account. That's an accountancy question. We need the administrative slave force to work on that. Well, that's the problem. I don't have my eunuchs. Where are my high-pitched accountants when I need them?

Excuse me. Can I put... You should pay yourself about eight grand in salary because that's tax-free, and then the rest is dividends. And dividends have taxed at a lower rate up to 35. Can I pay reparations as a dividend? Phoebe, can you make a note of that? Okay.

If I want to pay myself a slave reparation, will my accountant freak out? What on earth is that? You want to take that to HMRC now. I don't want to be an American idiot. Sorry, Sudeek's London. Are you taxing my slave reparation? Is that what's next?

So the caliphate, basically, the silver that goes through Otto the Great Holy Roman Empire, I mean, it builds the Holy Roman Empire wealth. He funds his army with it. Now the pagans start to crack on to like what's going on here. Yeah. And so they realized that if they essentially if they convert to Christianity, then they're not going to be made slave because that is the defining feature. You are made a slave if you're white pagan. Yeah. So after about 200 years of this industrial complex, the system collapses as all the Slavic dukes convert to Christianity. And by the late,

11th century, the Slavic world is sort of Christian. So the European economy starts to pivot towards agriculture and production. So white slavery has sort of ended, but not from a moral outrage, from an economic one. It's faded away. Isn't that always the case? Yes, it is. In every single slave trade in all of human history. And it's very uncomfortable.

It's very uncomfortable. What is? Because we like to think that we wouldn't have done this if we were alive at the time. We just don't need it. But we, yeah. So now the slavery that we have today is making iPhones because we need that. Yeah. And when we don't need that, then we'll be like, that was terrible.

Exactly. But that's just because we found a different way to do it. Yeah. Did you look for a different way? No. I was too busy scrolling. It just happened naturally. I was watching videos.

And we did it up until the last possible point. Yeah. And then we said, this is disgraceful. How dare you? Literally, my phone's being taken away. Why are you getting? Okay, fine. No, it's awful that.

It's absolutely awful. Now, so there's a few hundred years of, peace when it comes to the white slave experience until the white slave experience the white slave slave experience fin taylor's door's tour i'm on tour in the autumn i'm on tour on the autumn i will be i will be talking about the white slave experience um they're actually my opening act the band the white slave experience um do a lot of covers mainly um the the ottoman empire which will go on to be one of the main powers which we don't really know much about we should do a big series we should do serious on it.

Yeah, there's some good stuff. But what they go on to commit is a disgrace. Yes. And there's a film called Aforim. It's a Romanian film about white slavery.

I would recommend it. It's kind of, the depiction of racism, you would absolutely love it. I mean, it's kind of psychedelic the depiction of racism because it's in a country

where the layers of racism are so rich that there's like the town over they've got all these slurs made pers. probably the most squares slurs per square mile slow density yeah is in that

kind of corner of eastern Europe where it meets the Middle East of course yeah and so it's just Bosnia kind of Albania and then Yugoslavia no it's like they're breaking off into so many different things where it's not about colour it's about so many other things as small the Bosnian that's why how thick your eyebrows

are yeah yeah but that's the most and basically the premise of it is this Ottoman kind of sheriff is trying to trace escape gypsy slave because the gypsies were enslaved in Ottoman Empire till 1860 1870 so super recently and basically because he fucked the master's wife this gypsy even though the master's wife was just horny and wanted to get fucked yeah and she blamed it all on him so he's escaped and it's basically the whole film was trying to capture him right on the journey he get they get him he brings it back

he realizes this is a bit this is probably not the right thing to do gives him back to the master the master immediately gets a massive pair of garden scissors and chops his knob off well It's a great film. What's he called? Aphorim. Affirim. Is that R12 years of slave? In some ways, it really is.

I would highly recommend it. I'll watch that. Now, the Dervish, the Dev Shamir system is the forcible relocation of young Christian boys. What I like about this is that there is some very, very early phrenology, what you call physiognomy, which we touched on one of the episodes. They are looking for the strongest and most intelligent. boys age 7 to 20 from Christian families. So boys who are too tall are rejected because they think they're clumsy. Okay.

Too short, they're weak. This is Goldilocks theory. Ugly boys. Yeah. Is it gone? But is it the view of ugly as being evil or like bad character? It's an outward sign of bad character. Yes.

Okay. Because it's physiognomy. Yeah. And if you speak too many languages, then you're too clever. So it's a real baby bear porridge situation. Yeah. So these boys are taken to Istanbul. circumcised, converted to Islam, taught Turkish and then educated.

Which I guess now we're going to Istanbul to get your hair transplant and a lot of those sort of surgeries. So there's a history there of white people being taken there for surgery. The first Turkish hairlines. Well, you're having a bit, yeah, I guess you haven't taken off. And now you're having it added. But these men are going back and they're thinking, when's this going to grow back? And it's like this is a two-year process. So the Ottoman government are forbidden from taking only children. so it's only if you've got siblings that you're stolen. Okay.

But you're sorted into two special types. You've got the genissaries who are the army and then the bureaucrats. Yeah, so again, you've got people going to the army and you've also got bureaucrats doing your taxes. You'd be the bureaucrat, do you reckon? I hope so. Yeah. In the slave army, I think we're probably both for the bureaucrats.

I want to get onto this early physiognomy, right? Because Ibn Buttlan, again, an early Islamic... Ibn Buttman. Ibn Buttman, Ibn Bustin, an early Islamic chronicler, he writes a guide they're always doing it. They're the only people chronicling stuff. They're the witness to all this stuff.

So how to purchase a slave, right? And this is a guide which identifies desirable traits. Which, you know, when you're watching films and everyone says you couldn't write that these days? Yeah. This is one of those things where I don't think you could write. You couldn't make that today. No, you couldn't.

You could not publish a book called How to Purchase the Slave now? You could not write a treatise. The publishing industry has been ideologically captured. Yeah. Right. So desirable traits, women from North Africa and the Caucasus is they're young. They possessed excellent soft skin and a natural aptitude for grace, making them ideal for the bedroom. So this is early Eastern European sex trafficking.

Greek women are highly praised for their intelligence, their organizational skills and their domestic management. What's going on here? He didn't get everything right. Sure. But again, this is the 10th century. So it's the tail end of there's still a little bit of energy left than the Greeks. I suppose these women have been separated from Greece so they have been saved, I suppose.

The undesirable traits, again, these are not my words. The Armenians, what he calls the worst of the whites. The worst of the whites. Ibn launches a scathing critique of Armenian slaves, warning buyers away from them. Please, my friend, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, no. Not for you. He said they are.

This is tripe. the Armenians are tripe he claims that despite being white and quote sometimes beautiful Armenians are quote useless for pleasure they're possessed coarse natures and they're inherently wicked

and difficult to manage inherently wicked's pretty devastating useless for pleasure and he thinks that the Sakhalipa sorry the S words thank you they are maybe physically striking but their temperaments are cold

right I think he's judging these slaves on concubines, right, sex slave. Right. So he's saying, yeah. He's thinking about Baltic people, right? That's it. Beautiful but cold. Well, yeah, he's on to something. Yeah. So he's looking at Russian women going, well, yeah, she's fit, but can I live with her?

You know? It's like Alan Partridge and Tatiana or whatever she's good. Now, he writes a guide of how you would go through a slave market and look for defects in a white slave. Sort of like slave trading for dummies. Yeah, exactly. Buying a secondhand car, all right?

Or getting a higher car. And you walk around it and you're looking for scratches. Okay, so you have to examine the women like livestock. Smellers, slave's breath. I don't know what, what's, you know. I guess it's the gut health. Maybe, you know. General health.

Check the armpits of body odor. No, she's obviously French, get rid of her. Examine the firmness of the flesh, the color of the gums. Yeah. And ensure the women did not have any digestive issues. So if you're on, if you're on auction and you fart, you're out. no, absolutely not. Unless you're a flaccumist slave.

A flatualist entertainer? Yeah. Yes. So the rare cases... Rachel the farta. Yeah. If your whole point is your ability to fart, then... Queefing for the court.

Queefing for the entertainment of the king. The court quiefer. You know, there's the court jester. There's also the court quiefer. A court quiefer, of course, is an African-American name. Beautiful, African-Bent name. Court-Cfeiffer. We just welcomed a daughter into our lives.

She's called court-quefer. What did you, what was Charlie? What was a chiquifer Jackson? Caucrefer Jackson has a live and breathe. Oh, yeah, no. She's a plump best friend in a rom-com. Court quiefer. Yes, Charlie?

If you're a slave, is it better, do you think, to pretend? I mean, if you've got a slave and it's acting like it loves it, it, or he, he, she, they, it loves it. Oh, do you mean as the sort of defense tactics If you're in a fight, you go like... Fuck you. Well, you think you're Beethoven's brother in slavery.

Oh, I've had worse Mondays. Being whipped on a slave ship. Oh, yeah. I've got a good tactic. I've got an it's just there actually. Yeah. As a slave is. That's what Bond does when he's getting his balls whipped.

I mean, yeah, you've seen that Bond film? Yeah. He was getting his balls whipped. And he's like, oh, I've got a scratch just there. Ha! I love to think that's what I do, but I know it. I know it isn't. Please stop, please.

Please. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I'd poo and then they'd be like, oh, for fuck sake. I'd poo everywhere. Through the whole of the chair, they'd be like, oh, don't do that. I'd try and be so pathetic that they'd let me. And I'd have snot in my mustache. Like I got into a Berlin nightclub.

They were going to turn us away. But then I tried to get my idea out and about 50 coins fell out of my wallet. And then I went down to try and get the coins, but we were standing on like a metal grade. So the coins all went down. And then I looked up at the bounce there. And they're like, you can go. You have to go out. So that's probably how I'd try and get out.

It's so pathetic. It was like, well, that's actually where Daniel Craig was being tortured. It was in the bottom of that, the back one of that Berlin nightclub. I made up a language to get into a Berlin night club with my friend. Really? Everyone else got down the way,

and me and my mate were going, Blahabata. Was that a like Sim talk? Pretty much. Tag, deg, deg. We were having like a really serious chat. It looked like we were like really getting into something really serious. Do a bit the serious chat.

I'd say that's ambiguous Like when the terrorists are talking in a film And that's what you hear Well, when you've just woken up And you've been kidnapped Yeah, and you hear this Yeah, and you've got to chop balls off But then Berlin night

It is famously random, isn't it? Unless you spill your fucking wallet everywhere And then they go, no, fuck off, fuck off Now, so just to recap Before we get into the final part which is the trans sub sub-sah in Africa just to recap, so you are

a white pagan in the Labens realm area of the First Reich. So there's a second person right now. Yes, this is... You, I'm talking to you, the listener. Take yourself back a thousand years and someone like you would have been in the Slavic corridor

of the Holy Roman Empire, you would have been captured by Germans, taken to the hands of Jewish merchants, taken to Verdun where you would have been forcibly castrated with no anaesthetic somehow you survived

processed to put it in other words survived rarely but you did you would then march south across the Pyrenees to Spain-Inistan there you may have been purchased

by an Arab desert caravan and taken to Morocco where you cross the Sahara Desert by a camel and you may have ended up in the insanely wealthy West African Empire

the Songhine Empire of Manzumusa And Manza Musa's Marley Empire. Now we should talk about Manzumusa and Mali because this is fascinating. Because he's Jeff Blackos, right? That's sort of... Yes, he's Jeff Blackos.

He's the richest man who ever lived, they think. He's, uh, he... Yeah, West Africa Empire. He was literally sitting on a gold mine. He controlled all of gold and salt, crucially, basically in the world. So he's thinking he's the only person who's ever been in, in complete control of global currency.

Oh, right. In that he has all the goals. And when he would travel, whenever he would be sort of like, like when Taylor Swift comes to town and there's like a economic earthquake. Caravan, yeah. When he travels through a country, he completely destabilized their economy because he's basically handing out so much money. It rises inflation.

It completely fucks the whole thing. When he goes to, he does a big pilgrimist to Hage in 1324, goes through Cairo, hands out so much free gold that it clubs is the economy. It takes 12 years to recover. She's like Oprah. You get a car.

You get a car. So he, Now, he would take white slaves, but in the West African empires of the 14th century, white slaves, it's probably the best place to be a white slave. Okay. In that you weren't, you were the highest worth. Because you were rootless, because you were so far from home. Yes.

You could basically be like a loyal servant. There's no tribe that you're going to run back to. No, and you wouldn't try and you couldn't take over. So he would be your, you'd be the most loyal slave. Yes, you'd be the most trusted. So you would actually have access to the inner court. So, you know, this is probably if you were a court, Kweifa in Mansa Musa's

You probably had quite a good life Indian slaves It must be said were much lower positions Because this is not the white's not the only slaves in this time But we are the least talked about And that's why we don't know No one likes to bring it up

But apart from us So now as you had the S words going down to Spain You also had of course Sub-Saharan Africans coming up Towards the North Africa North Africa is sort of the

that's like the hub that's like the Clapham Junction for slavery in that you've got sub-Saharan black Africans coming up, East Africans coming up and then you've got Mediterranean whites and go down So this is The Arabs are the big slave traders

Historically That's the connecting factor with all sorts of slavery If you want to Douglas Murray it fully If you still, after all this Have not got out of your dinner party You say well the Arabs invented slavery The whites just took it an industrialised it. So that's what you say.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying I'm giving you another option. And their numbers are higher than ours. They've enslaved far more people than we did. The Arabs. Yeah. And we ended it. So can I leave now? Can I leave now? Don't ask Chach TBT, ask GROC. Because I know GROC Tchfutti is biased. Grogh is biased. Ask Errol Musk.

Yeah. Look, obviously. I mean, his son made GROC. GROC is Errol Musk. It is, in a way, it's the lineage of if you want to pierce through the shit and have something, an AI with searing clarity. It's GRO. Yeah. Yeah, it's Yeah.

Elon's just gone, what was it like when I asked my dad anything? Yeah. Oh yeah, I'll just make that too. Yeah, I'll be called common knowledge. Yeah, it should be. So the reverse flow of the S words southward is a huge component of this economy. And now, let's get into the beauty ideals because in Subtasar and Africa, I find this fascinating that even in the whatever we are now, the 14th century,

you know, today the conversation Today I am. Today I am white slave. Even the conversation around beauty standards is as if like it's something that's only been happened since the British Empire. Yes. All of this.

Yeah. Whereas in fact, white beauty, that idea, is valued highly in countries where they're rarer. Yeah, of course. So like the Mali Empire, the Ottomans, they're buying Eastern Europe, and it is Eastern European women. You have this theory that they're the most attractive.

Yeah, probably, but it's also like, I don't know, I think it's a frustration with what happened with the UK because it's sort of uncanny valley. When you look at like a Ukrainian and they look back at you, it's like they're looking in a circus mirror. Yes, it is. It's like, I have all the same features, but you're hot and I'm ugly.

What's gone on there? Yeah, what's happening? And this is why British women are never enslaved as sex lives. You look at Odegaard and you look at Embell Smith Road. They're the same person, but there's just something... It's a bit off about... It's like you've gone like that on an iPhone. You just sort of like fuck their face of it.

What happened? With the set, like. But this is why the only, and we'll get to this next episode, when we talk about the Barbary Pirates, the only British people who are enslaved are Cornish. Makes sense. Makes sense. The ugliest.

Biggest heads. Yeah. Okay. You know, they're looking down the South Coast. They're thinking Kent, nah. It's Brighton. Yeah. force. These are people who are oxen trapped in the body of people. You know, you look at a

Cornish, but I've been in like Cornish soft plays, right? And you see these kids. And I'm there with my wanky London kids, right? Feeble little things. Yeah. And these whole milk fuckers are barreling around. And you think, yeah, of course. These people were enslaved. Again, it's the quick, quick muscle fibers. This is what you're saying to the other adults? This is what I'm saying there, I'm like, you realize why your kids are so much bigger? Because you were slaves. I was looking at them, I'm like, of course they're enslaved. Look at the size of them.

You know, you've got slave heritage. You realize that. You should have a different soft play. We should segregate. It's not fair. It's not fair. It should be fucking, yeah, it should be, literally parkouring around granite.

It should be a skate park. Yeah, these guys should run around a skate park, bash their heads into stone. So the North African enslaved hub, okay, will reach its peak in the 16th century where after the evacuation

is it the evacuation or the fall of Granada which is where the reconquista the reconquistas ends really yeah Spain Innistan falls yeah the Ulaz cameras are Restore Spain

yeah Rithor Spain unite the kingdom yeah yeah so the ULS cameras are toppled and Spain as we now

understand it is sort of restored. The Moors, the North Africa, the Magruban, they are moved back into North Africa, they retreat. And this creates this sort of widespread, I want for revenge from North Africans in these big city states of what's now Algeria and Libya and Tunisia. So I think it's Algiers, Tunis, Tripoli, and Morocco. Burbers is the first known term for these people. And they are like city states under the... protection of the Ottoman Empire

but they kind of are autonomous as well sure they will seek revenge from the fall of Granada and they will launch these coarse-hair pirate raids against Spanish shipping and it becomes this global economy of white slave trafficking okay and what countries are they

taking from? They're going from Ireland, Italy and Spain but we will get into that in the next episode okay we'll get in the next episode you know when you like you order something online yeah and it arrives And you arrived, you're like, it doesn't look like that in the picture. I ordered white...

This slave's having a siesta. He's having a nap in the day, and he says that to his HR. I kind of, the point of a slave. Why have you got a German on the front cover? Yeah. I ordered a freckle. I ordered a Polish builder. And a guy in a sombreros turned up with castanets.

This isn't... Who can I complain to here? Okay? All the reviews are just furious. Yeah, this is furious. I was miss old. It's false advertising. Anyway, so Algiers becomes a major naval hub, right?

Now, what's fascinating is the echoes of history in that Libya, you know, Gaddafi's Libya. I wanted to talk about this. We'll get into the next episode, I think. Well, in the war, the Americans. The Americans, yeah. In our next episode, we will be joined by Bemi and Andrew from The We Saw That podcast. They will be there to mount the case for the oppressors. And it will be very interesting to take them through this history.

And it'll be an eye-opening discussion for them. I actually think it's more a chance to confront them. Yes, exactly. I think so. It's going to be called reparations now, that episode. Where we confront our oppressors. And I really hope we will be able to, by the end of it, get somewhere. Somewhere.

Somewhere. Extend an old branch. Yeah. I would just like some acknowledgement from them of the legacy of I don't even know where I think Andrew might be Nigerian Anyway doesn't matter

It doesn't matter okay It's near Mali I think Yeah it's nearish Whatever Now that episode's already the patron We're for three pounds a month You can contribute to our reparations fund Yes

For the abhorrence of white slavery Bermaine and Andrew will stick around Yeah the patron is reparations Yes it is reparations Which I'm yeah Which I'm paying myself in dividends I just need to work out whether that is actually tax efficient. Anyway.

This is when you need a fucking dickless fucking white. I need a fucking dickless guy. Well, actually, you know, you can only pay yourself reparations up to 40,000 pounds before. You know, maybe a change of government will help. Anyway. As of yet, HMRC do not acknowledge reparations as tax free. That is one of the campaigns I'm running. You can sign the petition here.

here. Anyway, next episode on the Patreon, along with our bonus episode that will hit on Friday with Ben May and Andrew, where we're talking about Black Caesar, who's the most famous black pirate. And yeah, that's it for now. I know this has been a tough episode, a confronting episode. The echoes of history, the screams of history that we can hear throughout this. It won't get easier in the next episode.

The next episode is genuinely fascinating because the US get involved. Yes. It's a real fun one. It's really, really good stuff. Anyway, that's all from us here. I hope you're well. Take a minute. Take a breath.

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