First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - A perfect date with quite the opposite smile!

Episode Date: February 4, 2021

We can all agree that Ricardo and Alessandra's first date was perfect so we don't know why Alessandra won't call him back! The Jubal Show gets to the "fugly" bottom of this First Date Follow Up! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The guy picks you up and then you go sit in an abandoned parking lot for an hour or two staring at a wall. Okay. That sounds scary. It sounds scary to me, but the dude on the phone, his name's Ricardo. Ricardo, how are you? Hey, what's going on guys? Ricardo might've actually found a way to make that date enjoyable. Really? Yeah. I actually, I read your email, Ricardo, and you had a very creative first date idea for the girl that you want to call today.

And I'm curious, just like you are, why she's not calling you back. First of all, before we get into what you did on your date, what's her name? Alessandra. Alessandra. All right. And how did you meet her? I actually met her on Instagram. Okay. True love story. Yeah. I mean, that's how Alex and I met on the gram.

That's how me and my girlfriend met. That's how everybody meets now. So did you message her first or did she message you first? I messaged her first. Okay. All right. So you messaged her and you were like, hey, you're hot. Hot.

With seven O's in hot. That's exactly how it went down. I mean, obviously it went down okay because you guys did go out on a date, right? Yeah. Yeah, it went down. It went pretty smooth, I think. Okay. Where did you guys go go out on a date, right? Yeah, it went down pretty smooth, I think. Okay, where did you guys go for your date? How Jubal said about

the abandoned parking lot, that's what we did, but it was a way more creative idea. How can you make that creative? There's not a lot of things open right now. There's only a few restaurants open, but everything has social distancing stuff.

Movie theaters aren't really open. So what I did was I created my own little drive-in theater. I brought a projector. Oh, that's sweet. That's super cute. See? That is the way you can take a woman on a first date to an abandoned parking lot and not have her go,

you're trying to kill me, sir. That's a good idea, actually. You made your own drive-in movie. Yeah, so we watched Netflix and hung out. I brought her some snacks and, you know, kind of made a night of it. So you Netflixed and parking lotted. I guess you would call it. Exactly, yeah.

All right. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea for a date. I mean, did she seem to like it? From everything I could tell, she seemed like she was really into it. You know, we both laughed and joined ourselves. You know, we were both laughing. The joint of souls, you know,

she liked the snacks that I brought. So, yeah, I thought it went well. Well, it's always good if they like the snacks that you brought. Like, if you had a bad choice in snacks, I'd be like, that's definitely the reason

she's not calling you back. Yeah, you bring a Kit Kat to my date? Yeah. It's a no-go. You don't bring real Oreos? Yeah. You don't bring real Oreos and you bring some of those Xerox ones

or whatever they're called? You know, the generic one that starts with an X in the store? Yeah. Like, that's real Oreos and you bring some of those Xerox ones or whatever they're called, you know, the generic one that starts with an X in the store? Yeah. I guess a deal breaker for a lot of people. No, no. I definitely brought top shelf snacks for sure. Okay.

How long has it been since your date? About a week and a half. All right. So it's been about a week and a half and how did it end? Was that the whole date? You guys watching TV shows and movies in the parking lot?

Sounds really unromantic when you say it that way. Well, yeah. And then she kissed me on my cheek at the end. You know, I thought I went well. And, you know, like I said, she seemed into it. You know, I didn't pick up anything. Like, she wouldn't want to go on a second date.

Told her, I was like, yo, I'll text you later. And she was like, yeah, definitely. Should be a text, whatever. Well, in our experience with these first date follow-ups, people often say that and don't mean it. So has she not talked to you at all since your self-made drive-in movie date? No, I haven't heard from her at all. And there's nothing like, because usually people leave out if they've done something super creepy on the date.

There's nothing that you did that was weird, was there? No. No, I mean, the creepiest thing was the parking lot, and I still made that cool. All right, yeah. You're definitely not creepy if you can make an abandoned parking lot fun. Did you tell her beforehand that you were going to take her to an abandoned parking lot? Or did you just show up there, and then she thought she was going to get murdered? No, no, no.

I definitely told her beforehand that that was a deal that I was going to make. She probably was still scared she was going to be murdered. I would be. No, no, no. I definitely think she was into it, had a good time. So I really don't know what it is. Okay. Well, we'll play a song. Come back, call her,

and see if we can figure it out on your first date follow-up, right? Sounds good. All right, man. Hang on. Because of today's first date follow-up, there are going to be a lot of dates in abandoned parking lots, I think. That's weird. I hope not. Because Ricardo's on the phone, and if you missed the first part of the first date follow-up, he told us about a girl that's not

calling him back. Her name is Alessandra, but he did have a very creative first date idea. It sounds creepy because it was in an abandoned parking lot, but because of the pandemic, you can't go many places, so he actually took her to an abandoned parking lot with a projector and made his own drive-in movie. I guess they hung out and watched Netflix for a while. According to Ricardo, they had a great time, but now she's not calling him back, and he has no idea why. All right, you've had a second to think about it before we call her, Ricardo. You can't think of anything?

No, I can't. You didn't put on, like, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, did you? No, no, no, I didn't. You didn't say something like, hey, it's fine. I you? No, no, no, I didn't. You didn't say something like, Hey, this is fine. I take all my dates to this abandoned parking lot on your way there. No,

we, no, we didn't watch any creepy movie. I didn't put on cuties or anything like that. Cuties. That is creepy. Yeah, that would be creepy.

If you put on cuties in an abandoned parking lot, no, you should be locked up for that no matter what, even if it's innocent. All right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back okay cool all right here we go hello hi may i speak to alessandra please um? That's me. Hey, Alessandra, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.

What's that? It's a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Oh. Oh. I'm sorry. I don't know what that is. Why are you calling me?

That's a good question. I'm calling you because somebody emailed us about you. And by the way, on the phone right now, it's more than just me. My hot ass wife, Alex Fresh is here. Hi. Oh, hi. And English Evan is here. Good morning.

Okay. Weird. We got an email about you into the show and that's why I'm calling. An email? Yes. We do a segment on the show. It's called the first date follow-up. So basically, this is what it is. Not even first date follow up So basically this is what it is

Not even basically This is what it is Not even basically Sorry that's bad use of the English language right there And I apologize for that I'm a broadcast professional I should know better You talk for a living Google

Sorry now I'm ranting And you're probably like what the hell is going on Anyway If you go out on a date with somebody And then ghost them They can email us To call you and figure out what happened. So we got an email about you and it said some very nice things.

And it was from a dude named Ricardo. Oh, OK. Makes sense now. Kind of making sense. Yeah. What did he say in the email? Well, he said that you guys met on Instagram. He said that he really liked you and wanted to take you out. He did say that he took you to an abandoned parking lot. At first, we were like, that's creepy, Ricardo.

And then he told us what the date was, and we actually thought it was kind of cool. He said he planned sort of a self-made drive-in movie experience for you guys. Took snacks, a little projector, since there's no movie theaters open, and you guys hung out in the car and watched movies and ate snacks. And he thought you had a great time, but apparently you feel the opposite because you haven't responded to any of his phone calls or text messages. So we're calling to find out why. Exactly. Yeah, no, the date was actually really cute and really fun. And, you know, he had me cracking up. We did have a good time, but this is like one thing that i couldn't get past okay was it the kind of car that he drove no was it was it the movie selection

that he picked no it was the snacks was it the snacks no it wasn't All of that was fine. All right. So why aren't you calling him back? Okay. Well, oh, God. I'm going to feel really bad saying this, but you know how life is right now. And when you go somewhere, you have to like show up with a mask on. Well, when he pulled the mask down, I saw what his teeth look like. And he has like really fugly teeth. Like they're all messed up.

No way. Sad. Yeah. His teeth is the reason? Yeah. It's like, I can't help it. I find, I know that there's a British guy listening right now, but it's so bad. I'm not attracted to that.

He actually has pretty good teeth. He's a dual citizen, so his teeth are fine. He probably had braces. I did. My mom's American. She fools me. Okay. I know it sounds shallow, but I don't even know how this got past me.

I went back onto Instagram, and I looked at his pictures, and then I was like, oh my God. Yeah, he's not showing teeth in any of his photos. Yeah. That's what people do. And he was a really cool person. And I could maybe hang out with him as a friend. But, like, I don't think I could put my lips on his lips. Oh, my gosh.

Was it like the order of the teeth? Or was it the color? Were they super yellow? It was like the whole package, dude. It was like they're all going different directions, like little jigsaw puzzle pieces that just didn't fit together. Do you know what I mean? They're all different color and different shapes and all different sizes.

Can I talk now? Can I speak? Are you serious? What? Who's that? Oh, yes, you can talk now, Ricardo. By the way, Alessandro Ricardo is actually on the other line listening, and he wanted to talk to you, and he just heard what you think of his mouthpiece. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Yeah, Wow. Yeah. He sounded like you're really apologetic the way you were laughing your ass off.

Just now I'll crack it by my mouth. I did. Really, really, really sorry about it. Sounds like it. I did not know you were listening. I mean,

yeah, she didn't know you were listening. Also, Ricardo, we do tell everybody, you know how it is. We say, if you want to do this,

you got to be prepared to hear something you might not want to hear. Uh, I haven't seen you might not want to hear. I haven't seen you. Sound like a nice dude. I don't know if your girl's messed up. My teeth were horrible until I had braces for like seven years as a kid. And now he just has a gap. And now I have, yeah, now I have a huge gap in the middle of my teeth.

But I actually, you know, I embrace my teeth. You know, they're not the best. Yeah, I mean, I know how my teeth look. I just thought maybe she'd be able to look past that if she actually, you know, was into me and liked me. Yeah, there's always Invisalign. You know, women get judged on tons of different things in our appearance. And I can't help it when I'm not attracted to the teeth. Ricardo, that's not a bad point.

Everybody's got something that they could get judged on. You know, I mean, except for me. You know, perfection. You're gorgeous. Yes, that's not a bad point. Everybody's got something that they could get judged on, you know? I mean, except for me. You know, perfection. You're gorgeous. Yes, thank you very much. I have beautiful, pug-like good looks, and I know that. But anybody could get judged on something, and some people have deal-breakers. Especially women have to deal with it all the time. I mean, you know, it's not like she said it to you

on the date. She said it to us when she didn't think you were listening. I just figured she'd be able to look past it. Ricardo, the pandemic must have been pretty good for you after having to wear a mask around. Yeah, I mean, I know how my teeth look and I'm actually working on getting them fixed. But yeah, the pandemic

has been alright for me. My face is my worst feature, so it's been great for me. Oh, wow. That's sad. Okay, well, I'm really sorry, Ricardo. Um, I, uh, I hope that at least, I don't know, answers your question and gives you closure. And, uh, maybe there's other girls out there that it doesn't bother them. You say, sorry, weird. I was thinking the same thing. Sounds Canadian

Yeah are you Canadian or something? Yes I am Oh alright Yeah I have messed up teeth And you say sorry weird So I guess I'm good guys Alright well I still have to ask no matter what Even though I know what the answer is going to be

Hey Alessandra would you like to go out on another date with Ricardo? We will pay for it Maybe after he gets braces Okay Ricardo I'm assuming you don't want another date with Ricardo? We will pay for it. Maybe after he gets braces. Ricardo, I'm assuming you don't want another date with Alessandra? Nah, not until she learns how to say sorry, right? Alright, well, I feel like this was a very successful first

date follow-up. I mean, you know, both you guys found things you don't like about each other. You don't like his teeth and he doesn't like the way you say sorry, so. Yeah. Thanks, you guys. Yeah, thank you, guys. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric.

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