First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Austen may have been too funny for Jennifer in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

After a first date with every joke in the book, Austen thinks he may have scared Jennifer away for being too funny! Of course, The Jubal Show laughs their way to the real reason in this First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What is one of the main qualities that women always say that they want in a guy? Funny. Funny. Nice. Funny is usually always number one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Big feet. Big feet. Yeah, no, we want funny guys. Smart, funny, charming, romantic, with big feet. The big feet are still in there, so you still got that right. Well, I don't understand then why the dude on the phone for a first date follow-up today isn't getting a call back. His name is Austin, and Austin sent an email in saying that he has a great sense of humor, and he thinks it might have ruined his date. I don't know what that means, but Austin, what's up? How are you?

Hey, good. How's it going today? Pretty good, man. So you think that you being funny ruined your chance at another date with... What's her name, by the way? Who do you want us to call? What's her name? Her name is Jennifer.ifer jennifer all right before we get to your reasoning on why you and your great sense of humor by the way haven't heard it yet haven't heard haven't heard a funny joke from me yet but but well before we get to why you think that might have ruined your chances with jennifer how'd you meet her uh we actually met on instagram okay um we kind of chatted back and forth you know i

dm'd her a bit and um she seemed to like engage with me she would always like liking my content and you know then i would send her a message and be like hey what's up so you know we went back and forth and so finally i just kind of uh got up the nerve to ask her out and i was like you know hey do you want to do you want to meet up for a drink? Austin, I just got to stop you. I just like the fact that you said she's liking my content. That shows to me you're a content guy. You're a funny dude. You care about...

Whoa! Anyway, you guys decided to go out for dinner? Yeah, yeah. So we got a drink and went out for dinner and I planned this like nice dinner or whatever. Um, and so my sense of humor is kind of quirky, right? Uh, so I picked her up in a limo, uh, socially distanced, obviously. So we could like sit apart from each other while we drove to dinner. That's kind of cool. Yeah. Did you, and you guys went to a nice restaurant?

Yeah. Um, it's, what's really kind of funny about it is it wasn't like a super fancy place so it was a little kind of ironic to show up in a limo okay on top of it i so i have a white tuxedo that i uh that i wore uh as well so you know it was it was all kind of like a goofy joke you know what i'm saying? And hold on one second. Because that's my sense of humor. Okay. Well, that could be kind of funny. Did she know that, though, or did you just show up in a limo with a tuxedo on, being the funny guy that you are, and she had no idea?

Yeah, no, totally had no idea. I mean, why would I tell her? Like, there goes the joke, you know? Yeah, don't give away your punchline. Don't give away your punchline, you know? Yeah. Comedian 101. I mean, like I said,

she's been following me on Instagram for a couple months and checking out what I've been up to. So it's not like it's out of order, you know? Yeah, my content. She's been liking my content, so. So she would have known that you're like a wackier kind of dude. Oh, I mean, without a doubt, she should have like,

at least to some extent, expected this out of me. You know what I'm saying? Well, how was the conversation going during dinner? I mean, I thought that it was going well. She seemed, like, interested and engaged and, like, was laughing at my jokes and stuff. You know, it felt like an extension of, you know, our DMs on Instagram, you know. So, you know, and some texts that we sent to each other. Well, let me ask you a question about your date.

You know, you've said how she was responding to your jokes and everything else. Did you actually have a conversation and talk to her and listen to her at all? Very good question. Yeah, I mean, we talked a bit, you know, but it was a first date. So it's kind of like, I guess, showing off a little bit, you know? Oh, okay. Why do you think she's not calling you back then? Well, I think she just totally ghosted me.

A right. And it started like right after the date. So I got to assume that to some extent, like she doesn't actually appreciate my humor. Uh, because outside of that, it seemed like our conversation was at least decent, you know what I'm saying? But, um, maybe it was just like embarrassing for her to be at the restaurant that we were at. Oh, because you had a tuxedo on and all that. I forgot about that.

That's funny. Some people, that could be weird for them, you know? Especially if you were introverted. Yeah, she might not like the attention on her or something. Yeah, but that's, you know, that's what you get when you go out with me. You never know what to expect. You know, it's kind of to be expected. Exactly.

Exactly. Expect the unexpected. Okay. And you know what sucks is like, I really exactly exactly expect the unexpected so okay and you know what sucks is like i really liked her i thought she was cute like i thought she had a cool personality like i thought that we were having to having a good time you know so i would have been interested in like like i said i i checked in on her i you know i and and asked her to do something else and she's just been ghosting me and i'm guessing the date didn't end with a kiss or anything like that. No, no, no, no, no.

All right. Especially not like right now. You know what I'm saying? Some people have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I guess some people have,

but not us, you know? All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back, okay? Cool.

All right, man. I hope you have some funny jokes for her when we get her on the phone. Maybe win her heart back with a little bit of laughter. All right. We'll do it right after this. Honestly, don't know why Austin, who's on the phone for a first date follow-up right now, isn't getting a call back from the girl that he

wants to go out with. Yeah, he's the funny guy. He is. Women like funny guys. He thinks that he's not getting a call back because he showed up on their date wearing a white tuxedo. He showed up in a limousine. They went to like a normal restaurant. So it wasn't a super fancy place.

She had no idea it was going to happen. But he was just trying to be funny. I think if I were a lady, Austin. Yeah. Let's role play a little bit. Okay. So let's role play. I'll show you how it got with me because I like funny people.

Cool. So you pull up to my house in a limousine. You knock on the door. Knock on the door. Knock, knock, knock. Oh, hey, it's Jennifer. Oh, hey, Austin. Why are you wearing a white tuxedo? Jennifer, I have a wonderful evening lined up for us tonight. We will be swept away. Austin, shut your dirty mouth. You're funny. I like it. Come inside. We're not going anywhere but the bedroom. That's exactly what happened with me because I like funny people.

But apparently the fact that you showed up in a tuxedo and a limousine and all that kind of stuff, you think that the reason she doesn't want to go out with you again is because it was just too much for her and she didn't really get the joke. Yeah, I do. Alright, well we're going to get her on the phone right now

and find out if that is the reason, okay? Yep. All right, here we go, man. Hello? Hi, man, speak to Jennifer, please. This is she. Jennifer, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. I'm okay. Why are you calling me?

Well, I'll tell you in a second, But first of all, do you know the show? Have you heard of the show before? Have you heard of the Jubal show? Or is this just a weird phone call for you? Yeah, I've heard of the show. It's like a podcast or something like that, right? Yeah, I mean, there are podcasts of it, but it's also on the radio. It consists of me. My name's Jubal. Over there is my hot ass wife, Alex Freyash. Hello. Hello. And English Evan. Hello. My name's Jubal. Over there is my hot ass wife, Alex Freyash. Hello. Hello. And English Evan. Hello.

Good morning. Good morning. Okay. Jennifer, we're calling you today because we do a segment on our podcast show called the first date followup. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and then you end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and find out why. And we got an email about you from a very, very funny, entertaining dude. So funny.

Oh, let me guess. Tuxedo Larry? Tuxedo Larry or Tuxedo Austin, whatever. His name wasn't Larry. It was Austin, right? It was Austin, but it was just too much. He asked you to call me? Really? Yes. Austin emailed us, told us all about your date. And he said he really liked you, but now you won't call him back.

And he thought that it was because he's Austin. Just a funny guy. Says he's a funny dude. Said he showed up for your date to a regular restaurant wearing a tuxedo and a limo. And he I can tell by talking to him, Jennifer, that he's the type of dude that is on all the time. Right. Yeah, he was definitely on the entire time.

Listen, don't get me wrong. I like every girl likes a funny dude. You know, so at first when he showed up in the limo i was like okay then he steps out in the tuxedo i was like all right okay i can still kind of see where this is gonna go oh so you were on board for that you thought that was all right yeah i mean i was kind of you know really rolling with the punches you know because we like we were talking on we were dming back and forth so there was a little bit of spark there so i didn't want to just shut him down as soon as he showed up looking like Jesus is Butler. I'm sorry. I think you guys kind of broke up or something.

There was like a loud noise. What was that? That was actually Austin, who's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Apparently couldn't control his laughter. Austin? I have to say that Jesus Butler thing was hilarious. Like that. That was exactly

what I was going for. What is going on here? I didn't expect that. Okay, so this is how the thing works. I know that you don't listen to the show that much. We call somebody. We try to find out what happened and then the other person comes on the line and talks to them. Austin, though, couldn't contain himself

and went a little too early because he laughed hard. But Austin is on the phone and wants to That's alright, though, couldn't contain himself and went a little too early because he laughed hard. But Austin is on the phone. And once that's all right, Austin, Austin is on the phone. And Austin wanted to find out what happened. Yeah, I mean, Jennifer, if you thought I was funny, why didn't you just call me back? Or even if you didn't think I was funny, why did you call me back and tell me? It was just way too much. Just too much. You were just over the top. What do you mean? Like, I thought you said you thought the tuxedo was funny and like the you know limo ride to the you know to the restaurant that wasn't really like a good restaurant like yeah it sounded like you thought he was all good like it was funny you enjoyed him and all of that could have i could have been okay to deal with but when we get to the restaurant

he literally starts sitting on a whoopee cushion i want to say he sat on that thing like 10 times. So he like brought out a whoopee cushion and like kept filling it up and like sitting on it. Yes. Kept making these fart noises with a whoopee cushion and everybody was staring at us. It was embarrassing. It wasn't funny.

Oh, come on. It was for like three minutes. Okay. And I had just got the whoopee cushion at the drugstore. Like it was, It wasn't funny. Oh, come on. It was for like three minutes, okay? And I had just got the whoopee cushion at the drugstore. Like, it was at the checkout. Who has a whoopee cushion? I thought it was, it fit in my pocket.

It was like a pocket square. It was perfect. I couldn't even like, I couldn't resist. Yeah, I couldn't go out with a guy who was using a whoopee cushion on a date either. I could. Evan, could you? I think I could. Well, we're at dinner.

People are trying to eat and you're just, whoopee cushioning it in your white tuxedo through the restaurant. Like, get out of here. That's so weird. You know, Jennifer, I could have, like, actually been farting. I actually have a pretty good command of my ability to fart. So it could have been real farts instead of the whoopee cushion fart. Oh, there you go.

That's a way to make it better. Well, hey, Jennifer, how about that, then? Would you like to go out on another date with Austin? We'll pay for it now that he's made it all make sense. No, I'm going to take a hard pass on that. Are you sure? Because, you know, he wasn't farting for real. He was using a whoopee cushion.

I feel like you should give him some credit for that. Yeah. I mean, only if he promises to act like a normal person and not take it farther than he needs to. Yeah, I just can't make that promise, Jennifer. I don't know what I'm going to do in any moment. Yeah, like I said, that's a hard path. Was that it? What was that, Austin? That was my whoopee cushion.

Austin for the win! Oh, God. Oh, no. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.

More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. The Indicator is a podcast where daily economic news

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