First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Brooke & Craig - Barking Boy

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow UpWhat happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to get roasted, when you really just want a second date.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh  ======Meet The Jubal Show Cast:====== Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/  Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/ Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/  Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/  Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far.

I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy Podcast,

where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective. I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world. And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at advocateslaw.com. Brooke is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Craig.

So in a second, we're going to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Brooke, how long has it been since you heard from Craig? Oh, hey. Oh, gosh. I haven't heard from Craig in a few days, which is weird, because before the date, we were texting all the time. Have you reached out to him in that time, though? Yeah.

Well, at the end of our date, he was like, OK, well, just hit me up when you're ready to hang out again. And so I did. And then crickets, like just nothing. Okay, let's go backwards and play detective. Tell us about your date. We met on a dating app, like most people. I think it was Hinge.

And I had seen on his profile, he had like pictures of him doing that axe throwing thing. So I set up the perfect date where we threw axes, which, by the way, is really freaking hard. It is. It's a lot harder than you think. Oh, my God. My shoulders still hurt. So he totally kicked my butt. But, like, it was super fun.

Like, we had fun challenging each other. And we were having so much fun that we went to the bar next door and kept having drinks all night where we played darts, where he also kicked my butt again. I'm not very good at these things. But point being that we had a lot of fun. He was laughing the whole time with me. It's not in my head. He really had a good time, I'm pretty sure. Well, other than laughing and stuff,

what kind of gave you the vibe that he was into it? I mean, he asked me to go home with him so did you go i did he did i mean i felt safe with him like we really connected or so i thought well what happened at his place did all kinds of fun things happen uh there were some fun adult things that happened but i'm like a little worried because when we first got to his apartment he has a roommate that was just chilling on the couch and we like said hello to him and he was really hot and in my drunken state I may have been like oh my god your roommate is totally fine so I don't know if that like offended him but like I clearly went into craig's room so like i was not gonna hook up with his

roommate i don't know if that's why he's ghosting me how would you feel jupil you take a girl home to hook up with you you have a roommate on your on her way to your bedroom she says man your roommate is so hot yeah i guess depends how hot he is it might be like yeah i agree i know he's very hot but you're with me so probably wouldn't bother me that much although maybe it should i don't know did he what did he do when you said that he just kind of ignored it like there wasn't a reciprocal conversation about his roommate being hot and then i was like oh i'm just like drunk and rambling but then we just started making out so you know no more conversation needed i wonder if he like kind of got in his head and thought maybe you were fantasizing about the roommate. Would you still follow through hooking up with a girl, Jubal, if you knew that she was thinking about somebody else?

Depends how much I liked her. If I really liked her, no. But if she was thinking about somebody else, wouldn't that be worse? Well, if I didn't really like her that much, whatever. It's more transactional whatever you want okay yeah but if you liked her and then i liked her i would rather she be thinking about me yeah for sure yeah well that's why i want you to call him because clearly if he's thinking that it's wrong like i just made an off-the-cuff comment while drunk so i want to

make sure he's not like looking too much into i really liked him like a lot like we had a lot of fun i really want to see him again he's super hot and how did things end when you left yeah i mean we had a nice time together and he said like you know hit me up when you want to hang out again so i felt like we both were into it and wanted to go on another date but then you know i've texted him it's been a few days and then now just nothing. OK, well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back and then call him and ask him why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date, OK? OK, cool. Thank you so much. We'll play a song. Come back, get your first day follow up next. Hey, everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out

the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people.

So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're just joining us for today's first date follow-up, Brooke is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Craig, so we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Brooke, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?

Yes, so met Craig on Hinge. We had a great date where we played some sports-y-like games that I sucked at. Then we went back to his place and we had a really great night together but I may have put my foot in my mouth and made a comment about his roomie being hot and I'm wondering if that's why he's now ghosting me. Okay.

Alright, are you ready for us to call him? Yes, please. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Craig, please? Yes, you are. Craig, how are you? My name is Jubal. I host a radio show.

It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Craig. I'm Nina, also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you? Hey, hello. I'm fine. You ever listen to the show? Yeah, me and I'm Nina, also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you? Hey, hello. I'm fine. You ever listen to the show?

Yeah, me and my roommate listen to it all the time. Oh, sweet. Cool, man. Well, then you've probably heard of First Aid Follow-Up before? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Well, since you already know, I'll say it anyway.

First Aid Follow-Up is where if you go on a date with someone and then you ghost them, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email about you, Craig. No, no, wait, wait. You said you got an email about me? Yes. Okay. I am. It was from a woman named Brooke.

Yeah, it's her. Okay. Yeah, she emailed us, told us about your date, said she really likes you, but she's confused because you haven't called her back. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, okay. Yeah. You need to know my stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, huh. I remember her. She's beautiful. She's one of the, she's gorgeous.

I mean, she, I'm a sucker for red lipstick, and she wears it well. Okay. Had a lot of fun with her. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. I mean, I'm a sucker for red lipstick, and she wears it well. I had a lot of fun with her. She's gorgeous. She's fun. I had a great time with her. We went on a date, axe throwing. She's not good at it.

Went on another date. I mean, the same night. She told us about how you guys went axe throwing, and then hung out and went back to your place. And she thought you guys were really vibing. Yeah, yeah, we were. We were. Okay.

I got to be honest with you. She's kind of weird to me. She's kind of weird to me. Why? Okay, well, we got back to our place. I mean, my place. I'm sorry. I'm talking about my place and everything.

We're hooking up. We're having a good time. I'm sorry. I'm talking about my place and everything. Um, we're hooking up. We're having a good time. I'm vibing with her. Everything's great. And she asked me to bark. Like a dog? Like a dog.

Like, woof, woof? Bark, yes. She asked me to bark and, okay,

I did it. But I didn't feel quite comfortable, you know, because, it's barking. This is the first time anybody's asked you to bark in the bedroom? Yes.

Yes. See how quick that came out? Yes. It came out. It was very, yeah. I'd never had, I mean, like, she was asking for, like, husky, right while it barks. It wasn't the chihuahua stuff.

She wanted real, like, from the gut bark. How far into the you guys getting intimate did she request this? I would say all of maybe five minutes. Five minutes, you know, we're hugging, we're kissing, clothes are coming off, and we're about to do it. And she's like, hey, I'd like you to bark for me. And she was insistent. Like, her voice dropped, like, hey, I'd like you to bark for me. And she was insistent. Like, her voice dropped like five octaves like,

I really wish you'd bark for me. And I was like, whatever Hannibal. Whatever Hannibal. What? You got it. Whatever Hannibal because I'm literally

barking for my life right now because I don't know what this woman's about. I mean, she's cool. I mean, she brought a bag in a room. People, she brought a bag in a room with me.

I don't know what's in the bag. It could have been like she did a party favor. I don't she brought a bag in a room. People, she brought a bag in a room with me. I don't know what's in the bag. It could have been like she did a party favor. I don't know. It's probably her purse. In a leather satchel? It was a leather bag with a clip. You protect, see, I don't know. I don't know.

She's cool, though. She's cool and she's beautiful. My God. Red lipstick. Oh, but it was just too much. But if she's beautiful and the red lipstick and everything else like that's why he barked or a little bark that's why i barked i mean i gotta i know it's like you on the radio but i'm just letting you know that's what scared me off okay the barking got me you

couldn't have been that scared craig because geez you barked for me like it was no problem. You gave consent and you sure seem to like it. Why are you bothered after the fact? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that Brooke? Yes, she's been on the phone listening. Oh, dude. See, I knew that was on again. Okay.

Okay. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Craig. How you doing? Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Craig. How you doing? Hi, Brooke. So wait, Craig, did you really not like it? Because I am a very consent-based person.

Like, I would never make you do something you're uncomfortable with. You stared at me like Hannibal Lecter, like the next answer should have been yes. I was scared, Brooke. You mean, I don't know you. Brooke, honey, you brought the ax from our first date. You brought the ax home from our first date. You're being so silly. Listen, you're like a sick guy, right? What's your deal?

How'd you even get out the car? You brought an ax with you. You stole the ax from our first date. I did not bring an ax with me. You're being ridiculous. But listen. I'm just saying an axe with me. You're being ridiculous. But listen. I'm just saying there was an air missing. They actually sound really good together.

I don't know about you guys, but... What were you saying about the feet, Brooke? Oh, yeah. So, like, hopefully it's okay, Craig, because we're spilling some tea. You talked about my Burke fetish. Well, Craig has a foot fetish. And listen, it's not really my thing,

but I'm going to give you my feet if that's what you want and I gave them to you. Hey, hey, hey, hey. No one talks about the feet. That's a personal thing to me. I love the feet. There's no websites that cater to feet. There's no websites catering to dudes barking.

I bet there is. Are you sure about that, my friend? I guess he pretty knows what they are. On the dark web, yes. On the dark web they are, and I don't want to be a member of that little scenario. I don't want to be a dark web member like, oh, look at this dude. He's in the lips, leather skin, barking. Oh, there goes one down.

You don't like the barking at all, Craig? Barking is a gateway drug, man. It leaves the leather and whips and dominatrix heels on the neck. Wow. I don't know her well on her neck. I don't know her well enough like that. I don't know. You don't want to find out? Let's have a conversation. We can get to know each other and slow down

in the bedroom if you're uncomfortable. Yeah, I said it spotted to the fly. You know I'm on the back of the milk carton talking about last time we saw him. He was barking. Craig, would you like to go on another date with Brooke? We'll pay for it. And then you guys can have more of a conversation.

Hey, Brooke, when you saw my roommate, what were you thinking when you said he looks hot? What does that mean? I totally knew you were bothered about my comment with your roommate. Listen, you're totally hot and so is your roommate. Him being hot doesn't take away my attraction from you. I realize I was kind of drunk and I shouldn't have made that comment, and I can see why you might take that and feel insecure, but I really like you, not just because you're hot, because you are,

but because we have fun together and you're crazy, obviously. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, just want to make sure that we have an understanding that I'm the hot one here. Thank you. So bark once if you're going to take me out again. See? See?

See? See? See? That's right there. That's right there. So, Craig, yeah, bark once if you want to take her out again. So, fair request. Twice if it's a no.

Wow, you really want to do this to me, aren't you? You're really going to make me bark? Yeah, one for yes or two for no. Okay, bark, bark, bark, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.

I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John

Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show E ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.

People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You've got to check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy Podcast,

where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective. I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world. And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.