First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Bryce & Crystal - Sauced Her Eye

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

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But first, got to find out about the date. Bryce, how long has it been since you heard from Crystal? It's been a week. What was your communication like leading up to the date? We met on Hinge, and we started messing each other and like for a good while i'd say like a week week and a half we had like a pretty good rapport we were messaging each other back and forth i asked her out to wings because she said on her profile that she's a wing lover okay and I was like, great. And we played darts, ate some wings, and we talked like a lot.

And even like we're jokingly very friendly, competitive with each other. I thought she was really cute and I thought we were vibing a lot. And I liked that she was kind of shy. She said she was shy at first and then she started opening up and like the conversation kept flowing. So I was like, oh, she was kind of shy. She said she was shy at first, and then she started opening up, and, like, the conversation kept flowing.

So I was like, oh, she's comfortable around me. This is good. I'm making her smile. It felt really good. And she's actually really good at darts, too, which, like, you know, made it fun. And we even kissed. So after all that, I'm kind of very confused

because, like, what happened? Yeah, a week does seem like a long time not to hear from somebody after all that, I'm kind of very confused because like what happened? Yeah, a week does seem like a long time not to hear from somebody after all that. Definitely getting ghosted. Sorry. And it seemed like she really she was into it. I mean, did anything happen where it got awkward at all? No, not at all. Like, that's what I'm confused about is like I keep replaying that night and I felt like

we were vibing a lot and there there were no, like, red flags from either side. Never thought she felt uncomfortable. Like, quite the opposite. I felt like we, yeah, we got along really well. But did anything happen you think that maybe made her feel uncomfortable outside of the conversation? Well, there was, okay, so at one point, I i feel like i did get i got hot sauce in her eyes from the wings how and i reached yeah it was an accident and i reached over to move the hair out of her face as she was taking a bite and and i must have had sauce on my finger and

i got it in her eyes she was a good sport about it though. She took it like a champ. She went to the bathroom and washed it out. That hurts. That does hurt. I could tell she was in pain just for a little bit. She joked about it. She joked that I did it on purpose to throw her off her dart game.

I think we laughed a bunch about it. Do you think maybe that was what it was? Probably a reason to ghost someone, but at the same time, that's going to hurt. It hurts a lot.

Maybe, yeah. Was she more hostile? That's not the right answer. You said she was shy, so I can't imagine how a shy, nice person would handle having hot sauce in their eye on a date. Make a joke about it. Victoria. Did her mood change after you sauced her eye?

Only for like a little bit, I thought. Okay. Just a little bit. She was obviously... I mean, tears were flowing because of the hot sauce. Only for a little bit. She was obviously, I mean, tears were flowing because of the hot sauce. Aw. Only for a little bit. But she was in such a good sport about it,

so I doubt that's what it was. But if I had to put one thing on it, like it's more than that. And if it's just the hot sauce, that was an accident, I feel like I deserve another chance. Okay. All right, man.

We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date another chance. Okay. All right, man. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date, okay? Okay. All right, play a song, come back, and get your first day follow-up next. Hey, everyone.

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Listen to Building One on the iHeartRadio app, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're just joining us for today's first date follow-up, Bryce is on the phone and he went out on a date with a woman named Crystal. We're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Bryce, why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Crystal? What happened? We met on Hinge. We messaged for a for a while in person we went out for wings she likes wings and we played darts it was good vibe good conversation a lot of chemistry and then i got hot sauce in her eyes accidentally yeah and you think you deserve a second date despite the hot sauce. It was an accident.

You didn't spray hot sauce in her eye on purpose. No, no. For some people, that could be a red flag. For other people, that could be a turn on. You never know. All right, man. Well, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah.

Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Crystal, please? This is she. Hey, Crystal, how are you? My name is Jubal, and this is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Crystal. The whole show is here.

My name's Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Hi. How's your eye? I'm so sorry. You just really caught me off guard. This is a radio show? Yes.

We do a segment on our show. It's called The First Date Follow-Up. What that is is if you go on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can ask us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them, and we got an email about you. Oh, jeez. From who? Well, the reason I asked about your eye was because when you were on the date

with them they got hot sauce in your eye is this from bryce yes unless you want to yell oh my god oh my god you know this is okay this is creepy this is this is freaking me out okay so i don't really know what i don't i don't know what told you. I don't know why he called the radio to try to get me to contact him again. So, okay, I'm just going to come right out with it. That guy gave me for real serial killer vibes. Serial killer vibes? Yeah. What?

Yeah. Like, how? I know, that's like really harsh to say about somebody, and I don't even usually talk this frankly about anybody, but I watch a lot of, like, true crime shows and listen to a lot of podcasts. So I like to think that I'm pretty, you know, alert when I see red flags. And so during the date, it was going fine whatever we were playing darts and i was winning and i don't think he liked that very much because by accident he got hot sauce in my eye okay you don't think it was an accident no no no because as you know you're eating wings

you wipe off you play your darts you eat wings you wipe your fingers off but for some particular reason when he goes to to wipe hair away from my face or my eyes so that i could see better for my turn he happened to have a huge glob of hot sauce on the stump and went right into my eye oh and then and then it was weird so so but then he said something that really freaked me out and he kept laughing too about it like i was you know he was laughing laughing which i thought was rude because i was obviously uncomfortable but he says to me at least it was just hot sauce you should see the other guy i played darts with like the other guy I played darts with,

like the guy I last played darts with. And I'm thinking, I don't know what that means. Did you ask what that means? No. No, no, because I didn't want, I didn't know anything else. I just knew right then that I was going to politely say I had to go, you know, call it a night and go home and just, you know, wash my face off properly.

Yeah. That was my date with Bryce. You think it was a joke or you really meant it? Who knows? I didn't want to stick around long enough to find out. If he had a glob on his finger, that makes me feel like it's intentional.

It's easy to accidentally get hot sauce in your eye. I've done it a lot. Not on purpose. My own eye. My own eye. Yeah. I've gotten hot sauce in my own eye a lot too, but I don't think I've ever rubbed it in someone else's.

No. Well, let's ask him, Crystal, because he's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. What? Oh, great. Okay. Bryce, are you still there? Hey.

Hey, Crystal. Hi, Bryce. Hi, Bryce. Hi. I'm sorry I came off as a serial killer, but I promise I'm not. Okay. That's very convincing, Bryce. I think most serial killers would probably promise they weren't at first. I'm sorry I'm laughing because that's just not anything I expected to hear today.

Yeah. No, I don't even like killing bugs. And I put on a lot of chapstick and had a nervous tick about it. And it's because I wanted to kiss you. So if that behavior made you feel like I was a serial killer, it wasn't because of that. It was because I was just nervous. And I could tell you were shy, so I wanted you to feel comfortable. You can even have me professionally profiled to put you at ease.

Okay, I have one. Yeah, how do you do that? I'm sure we can find one. Yeah, we can figure it out. I think we can Google it and figure it out. Hey, if the radio station that you had called me this morning can help me professionally profile you, then I'll be happy to go on another date with you. Before we agree to the profiling, Bryce, what happened to the other guy that you played darts with? Oh, he was just a sore loser.

That's all. Like, I was just trying to impress her. That's it. And what happens to sore losers? Nothing happens to sore losers. They just lose, and they go on with their life. I'm not hiding in my mom's basement. Yeah, yeah, you made it sound like you stabbed him with a dart.

No, I was trying to come up it's cool clearly that didn't work crystal would you like to go on another date with bryce we'll pay for it i don't know if we can find someone to profile him if he's a serial killer or not but we can work on it if you're serious yeah yeah if you're willing to pay then then i'm down i'm done but i have one request for bry I have one request. Is that next time you put your chapstick on, don't stare at me weirdly while you're doing it.

And then we'll be good. Okay. And maybe this time I'll get the hot sauce in your eye. Oh, okay. I got one request too. Leading up to our day, I would like it if maybe you laid off the true crime, maybe watch a rom-com or something. You know, definitely, maybe another good rom-com. Oh, but those aren't factual.

Wait, I have a request to before this next date. Crystal, make sure you share your location with somebody. Oh, absolutely. I'll let you know. request to before this next date. Crystal, make sure you share your location with somebody. Oh, absolutely. I'll let you know. Congratulations. Jubal's first date follow-up. Hey, everyone.

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I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Dr. Laurie Santos and to welcome the new year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is releasing a series of happiness how-to guides to help you in 2025.

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