First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Byron & Taylor - The Apple-Picking Date That Went Hilariously Wrong
Episode Date: October 16, 2025Byron thought he was having the perfect fall date—apple picking, flirty vibes, and a cute kiss—but one epic fall changed everything. Why did Taylor suddenly ghost him? In this episode of F...irst Date Follow-Up on The Jubal Show, we get to the bottom of the mystery, uncover hilarious missteps, and witness a lesson in vulnerability, pride, and dating disasters. Tune in for laughs, awkward moments, and the drama every first date survivor can relate to! Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First day to follow up.
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Byron is on the phone today for a first date of follow-up, and he's getting goes.
by a woman named Taylor.
So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date.
But first, Byron, how long has it been since you talked to Taylor?
Yes, she's been ghosted me for like eight days.
No.
Not like you're counting or anything.
Well, I tell you, it's hard not to.
I really liked hanging out with her.
I'm sorry, that sucks.
How did you guys leave it at the end of the date?
At the end of the date, it all was cool.
You know, we got a light kiss.
Nothing too crazy.
but it really seemed like things are going to go well and move forward okay well tell us about the date then
so um we went out and because she's got this whole like we met at a fall festival thing right
and so she had this whole autumn aesthetic you know the messy buns got the cinnamon latte all that stuff
and i really liked her energy so i was kind of thinking oh let's do something fall themed you know
She was playful, seen spontaneous, and a little flirty.
So I was like, oh, you know what?
Why don't we go apple picking?
It's going to be perfect for this time of year.
Okay.
I've never gone on it for a date, too.
But she said that she likes doing stuff that feels like a movie scene.
So I'm like, ooh, perfect.
I can be your leading man, right?
So we go to the place.
We're having a good time.
You know, we took a bunch of pictures.
But where I think things probably went wrong.
Later on, I'm starting to, I climb a tree, right, because I see this apple.
I'm like, ooh, this apple's going to be perfect for her.
So I climb up there to grab it, the branch I'm sitting on cracks, I fall, and I broke my wrist.
Oh.
I realized it was broken the next day, right?
Because I toughed it out throughout the whole rest of the date, but I was like, oh, this is bad.
This is bad.
I played it off.
I played it cool.
Are you okay?
Did you get a cast?
Did you go to the doctor?
I mean, the fucking wrist is bad.
Yeah, the next day I did go and they put me in a cast.
You know, not a big one.
It was just my wrist, but, you know, we kind of laughed it off when I did get hurt.
Yeah, but, you know, my hoodie was covered in dirt, so I looked stupid.
It ended up being a mess.
I really felt like we could still move forward, you know.
Sure.
Okay.
And how did it go after that?
After that, you know, ultimately it was a cute recovery.
We had great vibe.
You know, we even did, like I said, got a little kiss at the end of the night.
But now my text has been unanswered.
Does she act a little different, like, at any point in the night, or she just seemed the same?
Well, she was definitely shook and she was definitely shaken up, you know, when I fell.
She was, oh, my God, are you okay?
And I said, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
You know, you can handle it.
Okay.
You know, but so I think she was, like, worried, you know, worried, but not, like, grossed out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe she just thought you were like one of those clumsy types and doesn't want to deal with it.
Oh.
But, see, I hope not, because I'm really not.
It was a one-time thing.
Well, what do you think the reason is that she's ghosting you then?
I don't know.
The only thing I can think is that there were people around when I fell.
Uh-huh.
So it was probably embarrassing.
Okay.
to be with the guy that just fell out of the tree.
I would think that would be awesome.
Be like, yeah, I'm with the guy that fell out of the tree, everybody.
All right, well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
We'll play a song, come back, and call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you.
And maybe get you a second date if you still want one, okay?
All right, thank you.
Yep, we'll get your first day follow up next.
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Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, and if you're just joining us,
Byron is on the phone, and Byron is getting ghosted by Taylor, so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Byron, break down your date again for us real quick.
So we went apple picking, had a great time, but I fell out of the tree trying to get the perfect apple.
I'm thinking that might have been too embarrassing for her.
He did break your wrist, so that must have been some fall.
I did, but I will, again, I found out that I broke my wrist the next day because I played it off cool.
And I mean, I acted like it wasn't bad bad.
Are you ready for us to call her?
Yes, please.
All right.
Here we go.
Hello.
Hi, may I speak to Taylor, please?
Hi, this is Taylor. Who is this? Taylor, how are you? This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Taylor. I'm Nina. I'm Victoria. Oh. Wait, is this. This is on the radio show. It's called the Jubal show. Hi, Taylor. I'm Nina. I'm Victoria. Ah! Wait, is this. This is on the radio.
No, no, no, I did not sign up for radio today.
What's happening?
No, you didn't necessarily sign up for it, but we did get an email about you from...
About me?
From one of our listeners.
Okay, tell me more, please.
Well, we do a segment on the show that's called the first date follow-up.
That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them,
they can ask us to get you on the phone and find out why you're ghosting them.
somebody that you're ghosting.
Okay, so it's like a detective work kind of thing.
Is that right?
Kind of, yeah.
So we're doing a little detective work to see if you can tell us why you're ghosting somebody.
It's, I think, a mediator.
Okay.
All right.
Can you give me more, maybe a little bit?
Who do you think it is?
Are you ghosting somebody?
I mean, sort of, I guess.
Kind of.
Yeah, I mean, sort of, yeah.
Okay.
Well, do you want to tell us our name?
and we'll tell you if that's the person that emailed us.
Okay.
Okay, it's this guy, Byron.
We went on this, we went on a date recently,
and it was mostly fun,
but then some weird stuff kind of happened,
and I was just, it was a little,
okay, I don't know how to, like, say this exactly,
but he has this, like, toxic masculinity thing happening.
So that's kind of what's up,
if that makes sense.
You know, we talked to him about your date.
Didn't hit me as a toxicly masculine dude?
I guess that's how you would say it.
But, like, why do you say that?
So did he tell you, like, about the date or what happened?
A little bit.
A little bit, yeah.
Okay, so we were Apple picking,
which is, like, a really cute date.
And we were having a good time,
but it was like, I think he was trying to maybe show off for me or something.
and he climbed, like, climbed into this tree to get an apple, and then he fell.
It was, like, a pretty bad fall.
He was pretty high up, and it was, like, he fell.
It was, like, cartoon sound effects level fall, you know, like, going about, like, all this stuff.
And I went over to help him, and he kept, like, waving me away and saying stuff, like,
I'm a man, I can handle it.
I'm a man.
Oh, cool.
Like, it was a bad.
That's a five-foot drop.
Hey, Taylor, that's Byron.
He's actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Byron?
Byron, are you on this call?
So he's there, too?
Yeah, he's here, yeah.
Okay.
I mean, because it wasn't even really that bad, you know?
Byron.
Byron, you landed, okay, do you remember what you said?
You landed on your back, and you said, pain is weakness leaving the body.
Okay, I mean, I know I said that, but in my defense, I thought it kind of sounded cool,
and I didn't want to look stupid in front of the orchard guy.
Like, the dude had a beard and an axe, and like, I could not look soft.
Okay, but you couldn't even hold cider.
Like, you couldn't hold the cider in your hand because it was so messed up.
And I kept trying to ask you if you needed ice or something, and you kept saying stuff about real men,
like you were listening to a podcast.
Real man don't need ice.
I'm like, come on.
I mean, because yeah, it was kind of a pride injury, you know?
Yeah, you can still get ice for your wrist that's messed up.
Hey, wait a minute.
Okay, so you ghosted me because I didn't want you to see me cry over my wrist.
Yeah, I mean, it was bad.
Is it?
Are you okay?
Seriously?
I mean, it's just, I mean, it's just a broken wrist. I'll be fine.
It's broken?
Byron, you broke your wrist?
Byron, I knew it was bad.
Okay.
What?
That's crazy.
And you would not let me get you ice or take you to the doctor?
I only, look, I'm going to be fine.
I mean, I only need the cast for like six weeks.
And you said you like comedy guys.
Okay.
I like, yes, I do.
I like confident guys.
I don't like delusional guys.
I knew you were hurt you.
Like, you wouldn't let me get you ice.
You wouldn't let me help you at all.
Like, I wasn't trying to ask you.
I wasn't asking you like, will you marry me?
I was like, do you want ice?
Like, those are two different questions.
And it was crazy.
Byron.
Well, I'm sorry.
There's nothing sexy about saying, oh, can somebody get me an ice pack?
Like,
okay well let me tell you this there is something sexy about being vulnerable and knowing when you need help right like you don't need to pretend that you're fine that's not that's not attractive like pretending that things are okay when they're not you can oh yeah if you guys complain about girls saying oh it's fine it's fine you're doing the same thing okay okay maybe i overdid it I should
still looked good climbing that tree, though.
Okay.
Did he look good climbing the tree?
I mean, maybe, but then until he was, like, screaming,
I'm fine, and, like, rolling around, falling down.
Hey, gravity just couldn't handle me.
All right, couldn't handle all my energy.
You know what I mean?
Okay, Byron, you're still doing it.
You're still doing it.
You can't.
someone you can't blame me you are the type of woman a man would fall for
oh there's a vulnerability well actually it's more of a line
byron get a little bit more vulnerable i cried at the hospital
oh there you go
taylor a little bit would you like another date with byron we'll pay for it i mean that
was pretty you know he really let us in right there to what was going on maybe he needs you
you know to help loosen them up okay i'm not i'm not saying you have to cry on the date but just
don't pretend everything's okay and maybe stay out of trees and no quotes from gym posters or
podcasts okay okay deal i'll just fall for you but from ground level
Hello, America's sweetheart Johnny Knoxville here.
I want to tell you about my new true crime podcast,
Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist,
from smartless media, campside media, and big money players.
It's a wild tale about a gang of high-functioning nitwits
who somehow pulled off America's third largest cash heist.
Kind of like Robin Hood except for the part where he steals from rich
and gives to the poor.
I'm not that generous.
It's a damn near inspiring true story for anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon,
then just totally muffed up the landing.
They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape.
So we're saying, like, oh God, what do we do? What do you do?
That was dumb.
People do not follow my example.
Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Two rich young Americans moved to the Costa Rican jungle to start over,
but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times.
It starts with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home.
But little by little, they lose it, they actually lose it.
They sort of went nuts.
Until one night, everything spins out of control.
Listen to Hell in Heaven on the IHeart Radio app.
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, everybody?
It's snacks from the trap nerds
all October long.
We're bringing you the horror.
We're kicking off this month
with some of my best horror games
to keep you terrified.
Then we'll be talking about
our favorite horror in Halloween movies
and figuring out why black people
always die further.
And it's the return of Tony's horror show
SideQuest written and narrated by yours truly.
We'll also be doing a full episode reading with commentary.
And we'll cap it off.
with a horror movie Battle Royale.
Open your free I-Hard radio app
and search trap nurse podcast
and listen now.
Samihante, it's Anna Ortiz.
And I'm Mark and Delicado.
You might know us as Hilda and Justin
from Ugly Betty.
Welcome to our new podcast,
Viva Betty!
Yay!
We're re-watching the series
from start to finish
and getting into all the fashions,
the drama,
and the behind-the-scenes moments
that you've never heard before.
But you were still bartending?
I didn't know that.
The bar back is like, is that you?
And it's a commercial for Betty.
And I was like, I quit.
I quit.
Listen to Viva Betty on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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