First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Austin & Sydney - Breakfast Cereal Booty Call Gone Wrong? 🥣📞😂
Episode Date: March 4, 2026In this hilarious episode of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show 🎙️, Austin attempts the ultimate midday challenge: convincing his high-powered marketing wife to leave work for a “booty call&rd...quo;… using only breakfast cereal as code. 🥴🥣 With a big project on her plate and zero time for nonsense, will she catch on to his Lucky Charms-inspired hints—or completely shut it down? Things take an unexpected turn when the call spirals into confusion, stress, and talk of “blazecations.” 😅🔥 Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jubils Call of Booty.
Austin is on the phone today for Call of Booty, and he wants to call his wife, who's at work right now and see if she'll leave her job for a booty call.
And remember, it's a family-friendly booty call because none of it is.
dirty. There's nothing overt. He can't say anything like that. We give him a theme to use as
code and we'll tell you what that is in a second. But first let's find out about who Austin is
going to call. Austin, your wife's name is Sydney? Yeah, I become my wife, Sydney.
Okay. And where does Sydney work?
I can't really, I don't want to really say, but she works at marketing. Let's just say a marketing
agency. Okay. Marketing agency. Okay. And is she pretty busy during the day?
Yeah, she's always has a whole bunch of like meetings in person and Zoom and stuff. So
You know, between the two of us, she's like the more adult one.
Okay.
Okay.
She can be a little high strong, but, you know, we balance each other out.
I keep her laughing.
Have you ever tried anything like this before on her?
No, but I do joke around with her sometimes because she gets stressed at work,
so I just call her every once in a while, like light in her mood.
Okay.
Yeah, and sometimes, like, sometimes I'll make her laugh,
but depending on the days, sometimes she'll get annoyed.
Okay.
So you're about to call her at work and see if she'll leave work for a booty call.
And again, you can't say anything that's very blatant.
So we're going to give you the theme to use as code for what you want to do in just a second.
But you have to get her to try to understand what you're talking about and then see if she'll leave work to actually meet you for a booty call.
Based on what you've said, what are the chances that she's in a good mood to play along?
I mean, she has like a big project coming up.
So, like, I'm a little, I'm a little tempted to do it, but I think I'm a try.
I'm going to give it a go, you know?
Okay.
So you've got a big task.
Okay.
All right.
And like if she wasn't a good mood, you think she'd be down?
Oh, hell yeah.
Okay.
Definitely.
We have a good time.
And I think every now and then, you know, I'll call it up.
I should be like, I'm going to make up an excuse and she'll like, we have a long lunch break.
Okay.
So I'm hoping that's the case today.
Oh, maybe it'll work.
Okay.
All right.
Well, how much do you know about breakfast cereal?
I love breakfast cereals.
Great.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Then breakfast cereals is going to be the theme you have to use to see if you can convince her to leave work.
Oh, I got you.
I love cereal.
So you picked the right one.
Are smacks still a thing?
Yeah.
If you're just joining us for Call of Booty today, Austin is on the phone and he's about to call his wife, Sidney, who works at a marketing company and ask her to leave her job right now to meet him for a booty call.
remember he can't say anything dirty.
He's got to use a theme that we give him to use as code for what he wants to do
and see if he can get her to understand what he's talking about and then see if she'll actually
leave her job.
And today it's breakfast cereals and Austin is pretty confident that he can get Sidney
to leave her job using only breakfast cereals as innuendo.
You still confident, Austin?
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a smack that.
Watch.
Snapcraw, pop.
Oh.
I just Googled the list of the top cereal, so it's right in front of me.
I'm ready to go.
I have my amice locked and loaded.
All right.
Yeah, I feel like you're going to be very good at this, Austin.
And again, you said your wife can be kind of high-strung and, like, she has days at work where she's a little more jokey,
but days where you call her to, like, joke around and she gets upset with you, right?
Yeah, exactly.
It might be a little high-strong because she has a project coming up, but I think it'll overall,
it'll lighten her mood, I think, I hope anyway.
Okay.
Well, we'll see if you can do it.
And remember, for the first part of the phone call, like, we can talk to you if we have lines that we want you to use or whatever.
But if we do talk to you, don't talk back because then that'll be very obvious.
Or you'll sound like you're great.
All right.
Here we go.
Are you ready for me to call her?
Let's go.
All right.
Here we go.
Hey, babe.
Hey, baby.
Oh, my God.
Hey, do you remember what Jessica told me about how she hooked up with someone at the retreat?
tree the other weekend.
Oh, baby.
Maybe let's not have.
No, no.
Not talking about this for now.
Listen, listen.
Listen, listen.
I found out that it's Jackson.
It's the new boss.
No.
No.
I told you.
Wait, no, wait.
Let's just talk about this later.
No, no, no.
Wait, babe, babe.
No, just let's talk about that later.
I just, I really need you to come home right now.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I just, I just, I just,
I wish you come home right now.
Sorry, you say you need me to come home?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I just, you know, wrong.
I just realized that you left home, you know, without your lucky charms.
And right now, you sound magically delicious, baby.
You mean lucky charms.
I had an oatmeal this morning.
I mean, we don't even have lucky charms, do we?
Baby, look, I'm sitting right here with my corn flakes and they're just so boring.
I was hoping that maybe you'd be able to cut out of work and put some frosting on my flakes.
They're great.
I have no idea.
What are you talking?
Are you high right now?
Are you?
No, baby.
Is this on a TikTok, like, see how your girlfriend reacts things?
Because I don't, I love you.
I don't have time to that.
I'm so sorry.
No, baby, no, I promise.
I promise it's not that.
I just, you know, if you come home, I'll promise you that I'll make sure you have some churry.
Oh.
Okay.
Baby, I have about five minutes until my next meeting, so I can't tell if you're down right now.
Do you want me to bring you some cereal people when I come home?
Because you're high.
I don't quite understand what's happening.
I just really want your fruit loops, you know what I'm saying?
Austin, did you take another blazcation today and just smoke weed all day?
Because this is like the fourth time you've called in sick this month.
And I love you, but I'm super busy right now.
And I just, I don't have time to deal with this.
And I don't understand what you're saying.
And what?
No, baby, I promise it's not another blazcation, right?
I'm just trying to make my mini weed get a cap and crunch, you know what I'm saying, baby?
Okay, please don't make my mom be right about you.
You're calling in sick and smoking weed, and I've got to get to this meeting, okay?
Like, I just, I don't have time for this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Baby, I'm just trying to get my kicks from you, baby.
You know, we're going to, we'll talk about this later, okay?
Bye.
Austin, it doesn't sound like it worked, man.
I don't think I'm going to get my apples jack today, y'all.
No, you're definitely not.
What is a blazcation, by the way?
Yeah, so, you know, I just started calling in a couple of days out of the month
to have a little blazcation where I just smoke a little weed,
order some Uber eats and snack all day, you know, just a little self-care.
Hey, I'm all for self-care.
So that's what she thought you were doing was another blazecation.
and she doesn't sound happy about it, Austin.
You know, she's up, it doesn't, you know,
doesn't make you the happiest,
but it makes me happy.
And a happy husband is the happy wife, right?
I never heard it that way, but I hope so.
Well, good luck later, explaining to her what happened.
Yeah, yeah, man, I just can't wait for her to get home,
and I'm going to tell all about it.
She's going to get a good laugh about it.
Oh, wait, hold on.
She's texting me right now.
She just said, I'm so disappointed in you.
It's such a wonderful, unhappy slightly thing.
Why are we loving?
No, she'll be fine.
She just freaks out every now and then.
All right.
Thanks for trying, Austin.
Good job.
I try for y'all, man.
I try.
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natal charts, and how to step into your most vibrant life.
And today, I'm talking with my dear friend, Krista Williams.
It can change you in the best way possible.
Dance with the change, dance with the breakdowns.
The embodiment of Pisces intuition with Capricorn power moves.
So I'm like delusionally proud of my chart.
Listen to the Spirit Daughter podcast starting on February 24th
on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcast.
I'm Clayton Eckerd.
In 2022, I was the lead of ABC's The Bachelor.
But here's the thing.
Bachelor fans hated him.
If I could press a button and rewind it all I would.
That's when his life took a disturbing turn.
A one-night stand would end in a courtroom.
The media is here.
This case has gone viral.
The dating contract.
Agree to date me, but I'm also suing you.
This is unlike anything I've ever seen before.
I'm Stephanie Young.
Listen to Love Trapped on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 2 podcast.
This is a story about a horrendous lie that destroyed two families.
Late one night, Bobby Gumpright became the victim of a random crime.
The perpetrator was sentenced to 99 years until a confession changed everything.
I was a monster.
Listen to Burden of Guilt Season 2 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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