First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call of Booty - Can Celebrity Names Get a Lawyer to Leave Work? 😏

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

It’s time for another wildly awkward and hilarious round of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show—where saying what you actually want is completely off-limits. Will takes on one of the toughest challenges yet: calling his wife while she’s at her very serious job as a lawyer and trying to convince her to drop everything and meet him… using only celebrity names as innuendo. No dirty talk. No being blunt. Just pure chaos. 🎬 Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. It's time for another call of booty. I love it. Where you have to call up your significant mother or whoever you want and see if you can get them to leave what they're doing right now to meet you for a booty call. And it's not dirty.

You can't say anything blunt or tell them exactly what you want them to meet you for. We give you a theme to use as innuendo. We've had Disney movies. Yeah. We've had board games and things like that. It's always an hilarious. A hilarious phone call to see if the person they're calling can understand what they're trying to talk about. And right now, Will is on the phone to do a call of booty.

Will, you want to call your wife, McKenzie? Yeah, that's what I want to do. I'd love this. Okay. This segment, I've been listening to it, and I want to do one with my wife. So where is she right now? What is she doing during the day? She's a lawyer.

She works a little officer. Oh, serious office. Yeah, so, okay. So she's, like, actually probably very busy than if she's a lawyer. Always, yeah. Do you think that she'll actually leave her job right now to come and meet you for a call of booty? I don't know, man. She can be really busy.

She's got meetings all the time, and she's a bit high-strung, but she's a lawyer. So I guess I could see that. She needs this. Yeah, you're looking for a challenge. That's why you're doing this call in the first place. You just want the challenge of getting her to come home. Absolutely. Yeah.

Let's see what happens. But, like, she's got a lot of meetings today, and I know it'll annoy the shit out of her. And it was so funny. That brings you joy? Oh, no. You're ready for the couch, bro. Healthy relationship. Right.

But if you can actually get convinced her to come home, that's pretty cool. Then if you're saying that she's kind of like that. It would be great for everybody. I think we'll just put her in a better mood and make those meetings a lot better. All right. Well, like I said, you're about to call your wife to do a call of booze. and see if you'll get her to leave her job right now. She's a lawyer, so she's at the office.

And you can't say anything dirty. You can't be blunt. We give you a topic to use as innuendo. And today, Will, celebrity names. Oh, no. So you have to use celebrity names to try to get her to leave. I don't even really know how you do that, but you think you're up for the challenge?

I'll give it a shot. I think I know enough. I watch a lot of movies. Do you know enough celebrity names? Yeah, let's do this. I think I can handle it. Okay. Look at that.

All right. And we'll be able to talk to you without her hearing us for the, until, you know, until we come on the phone and let her know that we're there. So we can try to feed you some celebrity names if we need to as well. If you get stuck. Oh, perfect. Will is on the phone and he's about to call his wife McKenzie, who is a lawyer working at a law office right now and see if she'll leave her job to come meet him for a call of booty. And remember, you can't be dirty. It's completely family friendly.

We give you a topic to use as innuendo. You have to see if first they can understand what you're talking about when you call them. And if they'll actually leave their job to meet you for a call of booty. And today, Will is going to call his wife, but he can only use celebrity names as the innuendo for what he wants to do. Will, are you about ready to go? Let's do this. Okay. All right.

Here we go. This is McKenzie. Hey, babe. Oh. It's Will. Hey. Hey, where are you calling me from? This number's blocked.

Oh, that's weird. I'm not sure why. How's your day going? Oh, there's this new client that I've been telling you about, actually, the divorce case. And she's just that crazy. Like, somehow, she thinks she's just going to get away. with everything when she's the one who was cheating with her Pilates instructor. Wow, babe.

I don't know how you do it. Really, though, honestly, I was just calling to see if you wanted to get out of there right now. Get out of where? Leave work. Wait. What's going on? Is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine.

I just wanted to see if maybe you wanted to, you know, Jake Gyllenhawnall me. What? Yeah, you know, like cut out of work and maybe we get Ben Afflecht for a while. Get Affleck? Yeah, you know, just get a little Ben Affleck. And I'll even Matt Damon you if you're lucky. What the fuck are you talking about? Please, sweetie, baby, please pay attention, okay?

Yeah, I am, but you're making. Absolutely no sense. And I've got a meeting with another client about 15 minutes. Well, then leave after the meeting. Look, it's been a while since we Timothy Salamade, you know. I'm just here at home. You want to get here and Matthew McConaughey, my Kate Blanchett, you know. You're saying it's been a while since we, Timothy Shalamade, like, that actor from the Marty Supreme movie.

What? You want to watch movies? No. I want to make movies. I'm sitting here thinking of getting Sydney Sweeney with you for a lunch. Get it? Come on. Getting Sydney Sweeney for lunch?

Like, are you saying to celebrities, like, for no reason? What is going on? Trying to get you to understand. I'm saying those to mean something else. Come on. Don't you want to get all nasty Natalie Portman with us? me. Oh my gosh.

I get what you're saying now. Like, this, it's so weird, but I get it. I, it sounds like you want me to come home and like, oh,

and yeah, I don't know. Whoa. Am I right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know. I didn't mean for you to be so explicit there. I mean, come on.

I just wanted you to Morgan my Freeman. No, that one sounds weird. Like, I want the opposite of that. You want to Brad Pitt it? We could do that. I'm never going to print that as an adjective. Look, I told you I have a meeting in about 15 minutes, so if you can get here in five, like we have enough time to just lock the conference room doors real quick.

Oh, I do. Yeah. I do have seen. Hey, McKenzie. Oh, that nasty Natalie, Portman got her. McKenzie? What's going on?

Who are these people? This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. My name is Jubal. Hi, I'm McKenzie. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. You've been on the phone? Yeah. We do a segment called Call of Booty Wear.

Call your significant other and see if you can get them to leave work to meet you for a call of booty, but you can only use themes that we tell you to use so that it's not dirty. And you're about the business. You're into that Brad pitting. Oh, gosh. But it sounds like Will succeeded. This is ridiculous. Good job, well.

Yeah. Thanks. That's my baby. I love it. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.